10 Works in Minor Havelock Vetinari/Samuel Vimes

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    It took place in Sator Square, near the middle, where irate speakers would generally whine at length about the things they cared a lot and knew a little about. Today, however, there was just an uncomfortable looking Samuel Vimes and the newly-minted Sybil Vimes, who was practicing supportively watching whatever her husband might be doing. According to some rules Carrot found, the wife had to be there, but they hadn’t been clear about what she was actually supposed to do. According to the same rules, Vimes really ought to have done quite a lot – up to and including sacrificing a virginal pig and smearing its guts on his face – last night, but he’d drawn the line when it came to the part where he had to diet.

     

    Because we never got a "Vimes being knighted" scene, and I think that's a real shame.

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    Vetinari and Vimes and several conversations about Mr. Moist von Lipwig, at various stages of his career.

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    Turns out, Sam Vimes will do anything to get his man; Vetinari regrets asking.

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    The Luggage has been causing trouble again.

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    What was it Fred had said? Waifs and strays: those were the only kind of people who wanted to be coppers. Somehow, Angua was both.

    Set just before Men at Arms. Angua just wants a job. Vimes has been told he has to hire a werewolf. The interview goes badly.

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    "Are you a superstitious man?"

    Vimes took a moment not to consider his answer, but to ponder where this train of thought could be leading. "No, Sir. Not at all."

    "Not in the slightest?"

    This felt like the kind of question Vetinari would have asked him in the past, and Vimes could not remember what kind of response he gave at the time. "No, Sir. Wouldn't do me any good to be, Sir."
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    A completely spur of the moment fic idea that hit me while listening to Disco Elysium bgm. No idea what an upload schedule will be; my apologies.

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    “Margot, I have good judgment because I think about things, not because I have good instincts.”

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    Four moments in the lives of Lady Roberta Meserole and her nephew.

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    Set in Night Watch, Vetinari encounters Vimes masquerading as John Keel.

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    Эта планета — эволюционный курьез. Высшие организмы, обитающие на ней, не знают земного деления на два пола, совмещая признаки обоих в одном теле. Планета гермафродитов, но боевых гермафродитов. Отнюдь не бабочек. Гермафродитов — прирождённых убийц. Достигнув определенного возраста, они устраивают брачное сражение, и проигравший становится женщиной.

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