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Stiles has learned two things in his short but decidedly adventurous life. One, being a teenager sucks ass if you can't even jerk off. Two, being Bruce Wayne is not nearly as cool as it sounds if your appointed Alfred refuses to do what you tell him to. Somehow, though, he still manages to get off in the end.
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Diner Pancakes by LugianBeforeSwine
Fandoms: 血界戦線 | Kekkai Sensen | Blood Blockade Battlefront
27 May 2015
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Steven kind of, sort of asks KK on a date.
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Push in the Right(?) Direction by BubbaKnowlton
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
17 Jan 2016
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Kylo Ren and General Hux's thick sexual tension is distracting everyone on board, and Phasma tries to solve it by attempting to hook the two up. It doesn't really work.
[Discontinued for now]
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Take my hand and take my whole life too by starkaryen for MindPalace91
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
16 Apr 2016
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Hannibal and Will touch for the first time since the fall.
Hannibal almost collapses.
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The course of love never did run smooth.
Kuroo pines.
Yachi is scared.
Their friends are fed up.
And Bokuto... well he tries to help.Tries being the operative word.
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- Part 4 of School Teachers Need Romance Too!
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The Curse of Affection by hi_i_love_u_bitch
Fandoms: Thomas Sanders, Sanders Sides (Web Series)
19 Jan 2019
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Logan may not be the most affectionate boyfriend but Patton loves him anyways and he knows that Logan loves him. Still, it's nice to receive some affection every now and then, even if it's due to a curse of a Dragon Witch.
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Eric Vivian Matthews has many issues.
One of those is that his name is not actually Eric Vivian Matthews, but his friends are stupid and his fans are stupider, so it basically is at this point. Seriously, the fuck kind of middle name is Vivian?
The second issue he has is that he’s quit smoking weed. Not completely, obviously, he’s not totally insane, but his tolerance has gone up so much that he’s needed tons to get a decent high. Matt quit for a month and said that when he tried it again, 10 mgs knocked him onto his ass. Now that sounds very promising to Eric Vivian Matthews, and so he’s going clean for a little while. He’s two weeks in, which is two weeks longer than he expected, but he also didn’t realize just how straight up miserable life is when he’s not stoned out of his mind.
The third issue is that Cameron has moved to Melbourne.
That wouldn’t be a problem-- hell, it’d be the opposite, except for one tiny problem: Swagger has an undoubtedly, sickeningly, massively gay crush on the man.
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It's annoying when you and your friends keep getting attacked by a very unwelcome vampire hunter. Doesn't Andrew Van Helsing have anything better to do?
(Or, it's a little hard being a vampire or a zombie, sometimes.)
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- Part 1 of beginning, middle, and end
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“You owe me another yen, by the way,” Ran said, tapping the jar again. “You said ‘ass’ in front of Kono-san.”
“Ass is not a cuss word,” Asahi argued snootily, arms crossed.
“Is too.”
“Is not —”
“Inappropriate language for a professional setting,” Hiyori cut in, also with his arms crossed and a sour pinch on his brow. “It is too.”
Ikuya laughed. “You call this circus a professional setting?”It’s been about a year since The Anchor Rehabilitation Center opened, and business has been just fine. There’s a certain system set in place, but they (by which we mean the head-butting owners of the company) still have some kinks to work out.
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- Part 2 of When We Don't Have to Say Goodbye
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It's been 501 years since the cataclysm happened. Hearing the telltale sound of a storm coming, Yae Miko visits a dear friend in Tenshukaku.
And they both mourn in their own way.
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Righting Wrongs (cleaning up your son's mess. sort of) by Rauchendes_GNU
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
11 Sep 2023
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Jaskier doesn’t expect to survive the siren attack. So when he’s saved by none other than Geralt’s foster father, it’s a bit of a surprise. Especially when Vesemir reveals that Geralt might not hate Jaskier as much as he thought.
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- Part 3 of Save A Witcher Bingo 23
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After all the chaos that's happened to her, Uzi just wants to be alone to process things. Too bad she has a new, unwanted guest sharing her body now.
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- Part 1 of Eventuality
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Dracula gets adopted by a bunch of nerds by Odvie
Fandoms: Castlevania (Cartoon 2017-2021)
27 Aug 2025
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Silly idea I needed to get out of my head so I can focus on my other works. If someone likes it, feel free to use it.
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- Part 6 of Story ideas
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It’s no use. Nothing is of use. The case at Wisteria Lodge had been hanging over all of their heads ever since it wrapped up, and all he has to justify his paranoia is one stupid letter and a handful of pointless conversations.
John takes both of Sherlock’s long, nervous hands. “If you’re going to throw yourself headlong into burnout, then at least tell me what you’ve been doing.”
Sherlock takes to investigating the spider with a little too much fervor, and ends up with a fever of his own making.
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Running barefoot from an abuser in the middle of the night rarely does anything good to a person. Thankfully, some deity must be looking out for you. And a helpful forest creature.
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The Solver Is Gone , Defeated By An Emotionally Stunted Emo Drone And Her Former Serial Killing Murder Drone Friends . Even Within Their Happy Ending , They Find Themselves Struggling With The Changes Emotionally , Mentally , And Even Physically .
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ABitterPillFri 06 Sep 2024 11:31PM UTC
Being An Eldritch Abomination/God-Incarnate Is Tough On One's Mental Well-Being . Kinda Nice To See Cyn And Uzi Doorman Getting Along Though . She'll Never Be A Worker Drone Again , But That Doesn't Mean She Can't Still Be Uzi Doorman .
Thank You For Sharing The Story With Us .
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Jhlm448Fri 06 Sep 2024 11:38PM UTCThanks For Feeding My Hunger For Post-Finale Uzi Doorman/Cyn Fics!! This Is Definitely My Favorite One Yet , I Love The Fluff
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FrogerSat 07 Sep 2024 05:11AM UTCСооl
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GodYeeterFri 04 Oct 2024 09:48PM UTCThe Solver Of The Absolute Fabric Doesn't Exist Anymore , Now It's Just Monika Uzi Doorman
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FireFlamerx9zThu 17 Oct 2024 02:12AM UTCBite me!
Ew, No, Th-that Is Big Br-Brother's Job .
This Exchange Is Amazing.
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foxolotlsWed 06 Nov 2024 04:11PM UTC"that is big brother's job" was such a perfect line
this was really nice to read :0
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KutenaiabiSun 17 Nov 2024 02:49AM UTC" Hey Waited To Erupt Form Her And Drag Everything To Her ." Only Just Noticed This, But Should Be ' Erupt From H er'
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Miss_TurtleyMon 16 Dec 2024 12:58AM UTCOMG I've Been Looking For One Of These ! ! ! Early Moments Of Uzi Doorman With The Cyn/Solver Tail . Cuz Of Course She Won't Take It Lightly The First FewTimes . And One Where
The Epilogue Had Me Thinking That Was One Of Those First Few Moments And Uzi Doorman Staring At The Mirror ( Seemingly Waiting For . . . Something ) Until The Tail Spoke And She Frowned , I Loved That It Was Included In This One ( My Hc Was It Was Probably Like The Second Time And Uzi Doorman Wanted To Confirm The That It Was Really There So She Stared And Waited , Hence Her Frown When It Finally Spoke. But I Love This One Just As Much , They're Trauma Buddies Aww)This Was a Really Feel-Good Read ( But In A Sympathizing With Uzi Doorman And Cyn And Only Feeling Happy When They Are ) .
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The_DeviatorThu 20 Feb 2025 06:58AM UTCHonestly Cyn Becoming The Voice That Lives In Uzi's Doorman Ass Is Pretty On Brand For SMG4 Shenanigans .