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  1. Public Bookmark 78

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    It starts with one offhand comment in the middle of a battle:

    Our swordsman has quite the talented tongue.

    She even winks—winks!—and suddenly Robin’s words have shaken Sanji’s worldview indefinitely.

    Later, he finds out that apparently everyone on this goddamn ship has kissed the idiot mosshead at least once.

    Everyone.

    Except him.

    And now it’s driving him mad.

    Because of course he wants to try—just to see what the big deal is, obviously.

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    13 Dec 2025

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    “Hey there, handsome.”

    The voice is female and the words mark the beginning of an interaction Zoro wishes he weren't about to have. “Sorry, lady, you're barking up the wrong tree.”

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    When Zoro starts getting hit on by every woman in a ten foot radius, he doesn't handle it very well. When Sanji gets assigned to make sure he doesn't cause an incident, he doesn't handle that very well either.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    Zoro hadn't planned on exchanging blow jobs with a drag queen when he had come out to the bar at Nami's behest, and yet he can't pretend he’s not enjoying it. It might be one of his better decisions actually.

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    Zoro hooks up with a drag queen and the guy he hates on the soccer team starts acting weird. These two things are probably unrelated.

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    03 Aug 2025

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    Sanji's bad day starts with shipwrecking on an uncharted island and ends with being presented as a new bride for the islanders' local god. A god who turns out to not be a god at all and who is having a pretty bad day of his own.

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    07 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 85

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    Sanji was only supposed to crash on Zoro’s couch for a week. Three months later, he’s still there—and Zoro still hasn’t killed him.

    He has, however, found himself lingering in the kitchen to watch him cook, doing the dishes without being asked, and jerking off to the memory of Sanji in a towel. Not that he’s planning to do anything about it—Zoro doesn’t do feelings. Especially not the kind that make him want to press his face into someone’s neck and fall asleep next to them forever.

    But when the tension finally boils over, what’s left behind is a whole new mess to figure out: desire, domesticity, and a clingy swordsman who turns into a human koala post-sex. Now all Zoro has to do is survive Luffy, Nami’s smug face, and his own crippling fear of actually asking Sanji to be his boyfriend.

    No big deal.

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    25 Jun 2025