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This was (not) worth minimum wage. by Castorbean
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Real Person Fiction, Kwite (Video Blogging RPF)
24 Jan 2023
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Kwite picks up a job to work as a night guard without reading the disclaimers (like a dumbass).
This might somehow end up being one of the best things to ever happen to him, but it was absolutely not worth minimum wage.
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"Fuwa, did you just type what I think you did in the class chat?
"What, that Korosensei has a crush? If so, yeah, I totally did."
"Why, just why would you type such a thing?"
"Oh come on, I know how much you love gossip. Don't you want to find out?"
"..."
"Who?"
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tldr: harry lets his intrusive thoughts get to him
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happy not knowing by plonk
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Oct 2020
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The cultivation world is rebuilding from the wreckage of the Sunshot Campaign, but Wangji and his shield brother Wei Wuxian are still completely attached at the hip. It is sad that Lan Xichen’s brother is stuck in the youthful pattern of - ah, no polite way to say it: exchanging handjobs with his shield brother - rather than moving on to more adult pursuits.
On the other hand, now that the war is over, Wangji does seem so much more open and happy than he was as a boy. He smiles sometimes, mostly at Wei Wuxian. Once, he even took an afternoon off. So Lan Xichen can let Wangji’s closeness with his shield brother lie for a time, while he finishes maturing.- Language:
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09 Oct 2025
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sometimes, there is no way to digest it by Eternal_Era
Fandoms: Sakamoto Days (Manga), Sakamoto Days (Anime)
08 Oct 2025
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Once again, his hands don’t feel the yen he puts into the register.
“Are you alright?” Sakamoto asks in his head.
“Yeah, I’m fine, just a little out of it from the lack of sleep– which I wasn’t withdrawing by the way,” he adds, glaring at Lu who only sticks her tongue out at him – brat.
whumptober day 8: dissociation
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- Part 8 of whumptober 2025
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09 Oct 2025
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Like Bunnies (or, the Fantabulous Qirenification of One Lan Jingyi) by Tahto
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 May 2021
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Jingyi wakes up to a strange noise.
His life is subsequently ruined.
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10 Sep 2025
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cookin' up a storm, piece of cake by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2024
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yiling_patriarch: first time making a cake with alcohol! it’s still in the oven but it smells great so far
↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: There is no alcohol listed in the ingredients for this recipe.yiling_patriarch: i didn’t have any oranges or orange juice so i replaced those with a can of orange sparkling margarita! tasted super weird [★★☆☆☆]
↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: Are you being deliberately obtuse?OR: life is tough for baker!lwj when online troll!wwx won't stop commenting on his recipe blog
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09 Sep 2025
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Jump To The Left by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for Rose Argent (roseargent)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Mar 2024
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While on a research trip, Qing Jing disciple Shen Yuan - transmigrator, chronic avoider of his Shizun, person who is definitely not going to be the next Peak Lord - saves a life and acquires a travelling companion/research assistant/not quite apprentice.
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29 Aug 2025