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  1. Rec 42

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    Where Calvin and Susie decide to go on a road trip, Hobbes hangs out in the background, a girl with superpowers is looking for a way home, and a town in Indiana is having trouble moving on.

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    The head-canon that's going to become obsolete in October.

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    03 Dec 2025

  2. Rec *

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    Steve’s never understood why adults always praise him for being a “people person” as if it’s some great accomplishment.

    What, like it’s hard?

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    Or: Steve Harrington is your average American teenager, he just had to work harder than most to learn how to ignore the emotions bumping into him.

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    22 Jul 2022

  3. Rec 15

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    The missing boy was the same age as him, and everything else Nine needed to become him was printed right on that poster. It would be nothing to become him, to take his place in the Harrington home, to go to school in his shoes, and do whatever it was that real kids did.

    So that’s what he did.

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    18 Jun 2022

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    Georgia Hammond was a dumb blonde with a heart of gold, everyone said as much. Everyone knows the dumb blonde is never the final girl so when Georgia finds herself in a real life horror movie she is determined to come out of it alive against all the odds. With an axe in her hand, stupid plans in mind, and a killer soundtrack, Georgia takes on inter-dimensional monsters, a telekinetic lab rat, being gay in small town 80s Indiana, a corrupt government, and an arguably even dumber brunet.

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    07 Jun 2022

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    Damian Wayne knows he does not belong here. He will never belong here. And looking back, he’s not really sure that he ever really belonged anywhere.

    Or: In which Damian ends up in the MCU and his understanding of family, home, and self become a lot more muddled than they already were.

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    27 Dec 2024