Hoffmannism
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Niko friert nicht. Wirklich nicht.
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'cause i'm a screamer, baby, make me a mute by Hoffmannism
Fandoms: The Blacklist (US TV), Ocean's Eleven Trilogy (Movies)
12 Apr 2021
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"Uh-huh", Turk says absentmindedly and looks around the empty hotel suite, but Reddington is already gone. Fuck.
"Jesus", Virgil breathes, "there really is no blood left in your brain."
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Or: the one where Turk has the hots for Reddington who turns out to have a dirty mouth
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Out of reflex Reddington wet his lips. This felt strange – it wasn’t that Red hasn’t done an autopsy before; he knew what to do. Not as good as Mr. Kaplan or an actual M.E., but he knew his way around. But Ressler’s body was still a little warm and looked like it could open its cold, dead eyes any moment, and Red almost felt like this whole setting was far too intimate for the two of them.
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tumblr ficlets / requests / writing exercises by Hoffmannism
Fandom: The Blacklist (US TV)
24 May 2020
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As the title says; drabbles, snippets, ficlets I wrote mainly for practice reasons, most possibly instead of sleeping; originally posted on tumblr (@bi-ressler).
They‘re all stand-alones.
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Bean's Beans by thespiritscalling
Fandoms: The Play That Goes Wrong Series - Lewis & Sayer & Shields, The Goes Wrong Show (TV 2019)
03 Jan 2022
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It’s New Year’s Eve, and for some godforsaken reason Chris’s coffee shop is still open. Don’t ask him why. He’s looking forward to going back home at the end of the night and ringing in the new year with tea and a book, decidedly away from the world -
Except that’s not what’s going to happen.
When an accident and a shelter-in-place order traps Chris, Dennis, five customers, and two civilians inside the shop, it soon becomes clear they’re not going anywhere anytime soon. Spending the night together seems like such a daunting task. But despite all the rocky starts and rocky middles, they're determined to make it through. After all, the new year is meant to bring with it a sort of magic - friendships, fights, and alongside it all, the smell of coffee beans.
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29 Dec 2025
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Smoke by takoyakitorchwick
Fandoms: The Play That Goes Wrong (Lewis/Sayer/Shields), The Goes Wrong Show (Lewis/Sayer/Shields)
27 Jan 2020
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Trevor is a chain smoker. He doesn't care if it bothers anyone, because there's no-one within a fifty mile radius who could replace him in the group. Max, however, seems the opposite of bothered by the habit.
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26 Dec 2025
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Tucker and Samantha: Whatever This Is (I Have No Idea) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Original Work
09 Nov 2024
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Tucker and Samantha, a couple on the higher-end, enjoy eating out together and being spoiled by their parents. I'm sure you already know where this is going, but things may get freakier than you think...
What a massive waste of time this was. lol
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07 Oct 2025
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When a bisexual, independent porn star named Jake runs afoul of a mob boss with interstellar connections and a bloody history, Jake's desperate to change not just his name, but his face.
EnterTransformation Station, a technologically advanced brothel happy to use extreme body modification to help the desperate find a place to hide. The catch? Signing himself over means giving the Station complete control over what happens to Jake's body, with no say on Jake's part when it comes to the procedures he undergoes. As Jake waits for one of the Station's wealthy clientele to choose him for transformation, he's forced to live in an enclosed apartment with another sex worker, where an anonymous audience can watch everything the pair does and has full authority to command Jake and his new friend to indulge their every fantasy.
As Jake pleasures his clientele through a one-way holo-mirror, he's not sure what changes are in store for him. But one thing's certain: as he acclimatizes to his new position on his knees, his growing lust isn't the only thing expanding.
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01 Oct 2025
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Regency-era male weight gain, featuring multiple characters. If this doesn't sound like your kind of kink, then this story is not for you.
Incomplete/on permanent hiatus.
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30 Apr 2025