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"XXX-TRA WIDE CARGO STUFFS MAJOR SHIPPING LANE --- DELIVERS HUGE PAYLOAD!!" by galwednesday
Fandoms: Maritime RPF
25 Mar 2021
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"I'm so very glad," the Suez Canal said, acidly, "that we're doing this live. How convenient that we have minute-by-minute GPS updates so the whole world can see exactly how bad your aim is."
"There's no need for personal attacks," the Ever Given said with forced patience. "It's not like I did this on purpose."
"So fucking around and drawing a dick and balls in the Red Sea, that was, what, top-notch professional steering?"
"That was foreplay."
Bookmarked by Ilhja
09 Mar 2023
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Song of the Rolling Earth by the1918
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 Mar 2021
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The AU Farmer Daddy Steve and Bucky story.
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16 Feb 2023
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My Big Fat Wolf Wedding by AggressiveWhenStartled, galwednesday, quietnight, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 May 2021
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“MARRIED?”
“Basically married. Permanently engaged anyway. Weres have their own deal.” Natasha sounds much, much too gleeful about Steve’s rapidly expanding personal hell. “So you better wake your blushing bride and tell him the happy news: that it was an accident and you had no idea what you were doing.”
“I,” Steve says, strangled. “I can’t do that!”
“You can’t?”
“He thought I was proposing! And he accepted!”
“Wow, maybe he’s just as dumb as you are,” Natasha says thoughtfully.
“I can’t just promise him a ring, take him home, drink from him three times in a row and then wake him up the next morning to say oops, just kidding!” Steve casts around, looking at his wreck of an apartment. “I don’t even have any good champagne!”
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Bookmarked by Ilhja
13 Sep 2022
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The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect
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- Part 1 of Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail
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30 Jun 2022
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if the bad times are coming let 'em come by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Jan 2015
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“I think I’m gonna have to hurt some people,” Steve Rogers says, voice tight with rage. The asset assumes that will be him, then laughs at himself for the thought.
He’s not people.
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- Part 1 of Let 'Em Come
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Bookmarked by Ilhja
13 Nov 2020