Im_A_Freakin_Unicorn
Fandoms
- Welcome to Night Vale (1)
- Hermitcraft SMP (1)
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Strange Lights Pass Overhead by Im_A_Freakin_Unicorn for Melodyofthesea77, CrazyCatMeow
Fandoms: Hermitcraft RPF, Welcome to Night Vale
07 Jan 2023
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Doc has realised there is 100% something... weird about Grian, the newest member of the Hermitcraft server, and he is determined to figure out where that man came from and what kind of environment caused all of those...eccentricities of his.
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Robert accidentally gets hit with an aphrodisiac combined with demon's blood.
Since he's relatively normal, it affects him the hardest (see; at all).More fool him, he supposes.
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- Part 1 of The Z-Team Harem
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03 Dec 2025
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What Is a Scientist’s Favorite Flavour of Gum? by LawfulSlab
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
05 Jul 2025
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“Let me be clear: it would require a huge sacrifice,” Price said, and Soap got the feeling Price was now addressing him and only him. “A lot of things would still change. But, if we do it, we wouldn’t have to add anyone new to the team, and we’d fulfill the requirements of the mandate.”
Price looked around the room slowly, finally landing back on Soap.
“Sergeant MacTavish, you’re the one we’re asking to make this sacrifice.”
This time he was sure everyone was looking at him. He squared his shoulders, tried to shrug off the apprehension Price’s words inspired, and faced Price head-on.
“You know I’ll do it if I can, Captain. Tell me what you want me to do.”
Price took a breath, hesitated, then cleared his throat. The air was still and thick. No one else moved a muscle.
“Soap, there’s no delicate way to say this. We want to bitch you.”
Soap’s ears started ringing. He felt his face go hot.
“Come again?”
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Consensual Bitching AU
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05 Jul 2025
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A MAN WHO YEARNS IS A MAN WHO EARNS
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- Part 1 of Hector One Shots
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28 Jun 2025
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to you i can admit (that i’m too soft for all of it) by furiosophie
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
21 Jan 2024
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"Kids?" Soap asks, curving his fingers into a silent okay to Ghost without thinking. "Plural?"
"Yes. A boy and a girl. Little Joseph was born a couple of months ago, according to the records."
"Oh," is all Soap says because oh. He has a nephew. A little baby nephew. And then, because that is apparently not enough of a revelation, the doctor says:
"You are listed as their legal guardian, Mr. MacTavish. We need you to pick them up."
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15 Apr 2025
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Bleedin’ Jack is a murderer, a cheat, a scoundrel, and the kinda man who’ll cuck you at your mother’s funeral, but he is not apparently, the kinda man who’ll shoot a baby, even if that baby’s a threat.
In which a young girl sees it all, and grows up in a terrible place.
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18 Aug 2024