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    Lucifer Magne is a house spouse trapped in a loveless marriage. It wasn't suppose to be like this; they had a beautiful daughter, a family business he had sacrificed for, the American dream! And yet here he was, watching the clock count down to 9 a.m. as he waited for...

    The milkman.

     

    *main story complete!*

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    23 Dec 2025

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    The faerie realm is vast and those truly powerful cut out Kingdoms to rule over. One such kingdom is under the control of King Alastor- after he murdered his tyrant father. Before the killing strike could land, a curse was placed forcing Alastor to become steadily weaker every year he rules. This will continue until the 10th year when he will lose his powers completely unless he takes a mortal bride. Alastor ignores this curse until the final year, when his mother hatches a plan to finally free her son of his curse. Whether he likes it or not.
    Meanwhile across the veil Lucifer's life is falling apart at the seams. His lovely wife that he worships has left him for his brother. On top of that, they are attempting too persuade him to move and just... disappear. That way his failed marriage and five year old daughter don't embarrass the family when Micheal and Lilith officially wed. Add to that the struggle of raising his precious Charlie and adoptive daughter Cherri alone. Lucifer feels he is well and truly fucked, how can life get anymore complicated? At least he thought that until he is wisked away to a land of magic to marry an absolute ass.

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    16 Dec 2025

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    “Excuse me, you what?”

    “I want you to take Regulus out on a date,” Sirius repeats casually as if he hasn’t just said the most absurd thing ever, watching the Snitch that had escaped James’ hand the second Sirius had made the ridiculous request the first time.

    James stares at his best friend in disbelief, because what?

    “Look, if you go on a date with Regulus, I can go out on my Moony date. My parents will realise that their stupid idea of cursing me with only getting to date once Regulus does didn’t work out because look at that, Regulus also dates! They reverse the magic, Regulus can happily go back to refusing to date anyone, I can go back happily dating Remus, and you can happily go back doing whatever you had planned to do this summer. Quidditch, I assume.”

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    or: A 10 Things I Hate About You AU where James fake dates Regulus so Sirius can date Remus again

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    30 Oct 2025

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    Zee hated loud sounds.

    He hated fighting.

    He hated screams and shouting.

    He hated the sounds of glass shattering, he hated the sounds of whimpering.

    Most importantly he hated being alone…

    Request - Anonymous

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    27 Oct 2025

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    Draco Malfoy was no longer the heir to a pure-blood house, although his name remained among the Sacred twenty-eight families in history, it no longer mattered. Draco Malfoy was condemned, not condemned to live with the Muggles, he was condemned to live without a wand in Malfoy Manor and without the right to appear anywhere in the magical world - unless he wanted to end up in St. Mungo's, which, incidentally, hated him.
    Between taking a beating in Diagon Alley or living in the Muggle world, his choice was obvious.
    Being responsible for Voldemort's daughter with his crazy aunt Bellatrix was an irrelevant detail in his choice of the latter option.

    Or, everything is fine in Draco Malfoy's life, except when his adorable daughter makes a new friend at school and he has connections to a world he no longer wanted to be a part of, or worse, to people he never wanted to see again in his life.

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    21 Oct 2025