LookatmeImwearingavegetable
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Now Hiring: Someone to Unfuck the Labour Party by LookatmeImwearingavegetable
Fandoms: The 1975 (Band), Political RPF - UK 20th-21st c.
12 Dec 2025
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“The laws around torture were crafted in a context that didn’t include today’s world, and–”
“Mate, it’s torture.” Ross shakes his head. “I thought you were like, a fucking human rights lawyer, dude, what the fuck.”
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- Part 15 of No Nut Kinkvember >:)
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(Why would you believe) You can control how you're perceived? by LookatmeImwearingavegetable
Fandoms: The 1975 (Band)
06 Dec 2025
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
[Wednesday 8th May 2013, London]The 1975 confirms their relationship, but asks for focus to remain on their upcoming album.
The band will release their self titled LP on September 9 having finished recording with Arctic Monkeys collaborator Mike Crossey. Following its release, they will tour the UK in September. They will also play two headline shows in January 2014 at London’s Brixton Academy and Manchester Academy....there was never any hope of that happening.
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Sometimes I think you might hate me/Sometimes I think I might hate you by LookatmeImwearingavegetable
Fandoms: The 1975 (Band)
05 Dec 2025
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“Oh good, you’re still alive.”
Ross frowns at his phone before sticking it back between his head and shoulder and continuing to scrub at the pan in his hands.
“What do you mean?”
“Me and George thought Hann and Waughy might have turned on you and eaten you by now.”Series
- Part 14 of No Nut Kinkvember >:)
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Who you know will get your foot into the door by LookatmeImwearingavegetable
Fandoms: The 1975 (Band)
01 Dec 2025
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This is a surprise. :-)
Adam can feel his hands shaking as he types.
I saw you were looking for interns.
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- Part 13 of No Nut Kinkvember >:)
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George Daniel poked you.
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- Part 12 of No Nut Kinkvember >:)
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No Nut Kinkvember >:) by LookatmeImwearingavegetable
Fandom Political RPF - UK 20th-21st c., The 1975 (Band)
12 Dec 2025
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Snapshots of Ross and Adam through their late teens. Growing pains but never painful. Adam is a pushover, and Ross quite likes pushing.
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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Bookmarked by LookatmeImwearingavegetable
10 Dec 2025
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Experience is key by ottertrashpalace
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
21 Aug 2024
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On a fateful late-night walk, Dan happens across two oddly familiar young men in the park.
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- Part 1 of Push
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Pete laughs, but Mikey can tell he’s nervous.
“Fine,” he says. “Do something psychic. Levitate my TV or some shit.”
“It’s not like that,” Gerard pipes up indignantly. “That’s telekinesis, asshole.”
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Slantverse by Gala_and_Elle, gala_apples, theletterelle
Fandom Bandom, Cobra Starship, Empires, Fall Out Boy, Gym Class Heroes, Mindless Self Indulgence, My Chemical Romance, Panic At The Disco, Sum 41, The Academy Is..., The Used
23 Jul 2013
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In the Slantverse, the majority orientation is not (necessarily) heterosexual, but dominant/submissive. Relationships can be complicated. High school relationships even more so. (I'd say this was part of Directedverse, but we got it from an anonymous prompt, and at least one of us had never heard of Directedverse. So yeah.)
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Bookmarked by LookatmeImwearingavegetable
28 Jul 2025
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Based on this prompt: Pete fucks fem!Patrick in the bus bunks. Your choice on whether Pete is a girl too. Bonus points if they have to keep quiet.
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They came up with a couple of rules, shit like "Don’t EVER quote OUR lyrics" (Pete breaks this one a lot just because he likes seeing Trix’s face turn red on stage when she sings them back) and "Don’t leave any visible marks" (Trix breaks this one a lot because it’s the least detrimental one to break and Pete can’t break a rule without any sort of consequence. And she’d admit to no one, but she’s just as possessive over Pete as Pete is possessive over her) and "Don’t initiate or continue ANYTHING on the bus when there are people around."
And they’re breaking this one now.
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Bookmarked by LookatmeImwearingavegetable
17 Oct 2022