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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    Cleo buries him alive.

    Out of kindness. Out of desperation.

    Joe Hills has one chance to claw his way back to the light, or risk losing his very soul.

    And Cleo? Well, all Cleo can do is pray that their contingency isn’t needed…

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    03 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Always a treat to read this one

  2. Rec 28

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    From: [email protected]
    To: [email protected]
    Cc: [email protected]
    Subject: Re: Customer Feedback


    Etho,

    I hope this email finds you well. Unlike ME.

    Genuinely it is not ! My !! Fault !!! that the mail is always late. Blame the stupid heroes and villains for always fighting at places where it’ll disrupt the mail. Do you know how many times i’ve tried to walk past these fights and gotten burnt/hurt/covered in radioactive goo? Way too many. This is not my fault nor the fault of any workers in the hermitopia branch of pet and i refuse to say otherwise. What do you want me to DO.

    Regards,
    Pearl

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    pearl crashes out so hard about the inefficiency of local post services caused by certain heroes and villains in the town of hermitopia that she becomes a vigilante herself

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    03 Dec 2025

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    LMAOOOOOO BEAT THEIR ASSES YEAAHHHHHHHHHH

  3. Rec 97

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    “I just figured you were weirdly small. Do Watchers have runts?” Xander asked only half-mockingly, eyebrows raising at the immediate response.

    Excuse me!? I am perfectly average-sized for a—” Xelqua stopped.

    “...For a what?”

    “...For a,” The Watcher hunched into itself and checked over its shoulder. Which was completely unnecessary, considering Watchers can always see in all directions, “...Player.”

    The last word was whispered so quietly that Xander had to strain to hear it, and even then he questioned if he’d heard it right.

    “You’re a Player?” Xander asked incredulously, part insulted that it would try to fool him and part horrified that that was a possibility in the first place.
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    (Xelqua is a new Watcher. Xander, fondly known to many as Evil Xisuma, is a new prisoner of the Watchers. Neither of them want to be there.)

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    03 Dec 2025

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    I scream with joy at the whimsy this fic holds, tis now very dear to me

  4. Rec 67

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    what it says on the tin lmao

    i had a few specific chatfic bits in my head and mushed them all together into one, non-cohesive text lol

    set along chapters 1-3 of the Who's Driving fic

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    01 Dec 2025

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    Holy crabs this twas so very goobers!! Shper swag!!

  5. Rec 6

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    Maybe Tango got injured- so what! He has work to do. Thankfully, Skizz likes hanging out too much for Tango to ignore the injury for long.

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    Whumpmas #21 (Stab Wound)

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    30 Nov 2025

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    That feeling when, when stab wound 😔