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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    For Astarion's first birthday in Waterdeep, Gale insists on a cozy little party with a specially prepared meal of elven delicacies and a big surprise.

    Astarion's got a surprise of his own for everyone's favorite blow job queen.

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    22 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 88

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    Astarion is a successful wedding planner faced with the biggest crisis of his career. A high profile wedding where the cake has been lost by his go-to bakery. He is faced with only one choice, he must rely on his ex-husband, Gale the pastry chef.

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    18 Mar 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 55

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    “I think that means you lost.”

    “On a technicality, really.” Astarion attempts to refute, but finds he starts going adrift in the way Gale looks so satisfied with himself, having bested the proprietor of taste and confidence. “How far off is a peach from a plum?”

    “Pretty far, I reckon. And a loss is a loss.” Gale says, and sets down his cup in between them. “But all is not dashed so quickly, Astarion! Take comfort in the fact that this means you are permitted a chance to earn a new honorific.” When Astarion looks up at him in confusion, he quickly adds, “I am sure you are aware of the adage that hot people always tip well, are you not?”

    Ah, well…who is he to dispute that?
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    a modern sommelier au 🍷🖤

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    13 Mar 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    For eight months, fantasy author Gale Dekarios has dropped everything (including his self-respect) whenever real estate agent Astarion Ancunín texts. It’s strictly casual—no strings, no acknowledgment, definitely no feelings.

    Until Gale asks for more and walks away when Astarion can’t deliver.

    Now on a six-week book tour, Gale’s terrifyingly efficient publicist is busy transforming him from “academic fashion disaster” to trending “BookTok thirst trap.” As #ProfessorDekarios battles his newfound status as #FantasyDaddy, he’s attracting unexpected attention—from an environmental lawyer with perfect ethics to a firefighter with perfect abs—and discovering that being genuinely seen by the world feels better than he ever imagined.

    Meanwhile, Astarion is absolutely NOT stalking Gale’s social media, NOT reevaluating his life choices at 2 AM, and certainly NOT realizing that losing someone hurts infinitely more than risking vulnerability.

    Sometimes, walking away is the only way to find out what’s truly worth returning to—preferably with a publicist-approved glow-up.

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    12 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 61

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    The sheep looks to his shepherd.

    The shepherd's hands tremble in the dark.

    Two eyes, dark and shiny as sea glass, bulge and blink as Gale brings the knife to the offering’s throat. The battle rages on and the babe bleeds upon Athena’s boots. Let it take, he prays, let her hear.

    “My. What do we have here?" Gale hears a soldier’s voice in place of his Goddess. "Two little lambs left upon the altar?”

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    Or: A Greco-Roman Bloodweave AU

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    11 Mar 2025

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    Greco-Roman AU