Stealthily_Nobody

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  1. Summary

    The Bride Price and accompanying side stories and companion pieces.

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  2. Summary

    A series of disconnected stories written for Silvergifting week 2024

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  3. Summary

    A series of loosely connected stories written for Curufin and Celegorm week 2024

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  5. Summary

    A collection of standalone stories where Alhaitham engages in some sort of unhealthy behaviour.

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    In which Uther finally sees the true nature of Merlin and Arthur's relationship and is every bit the protective dad he could have been.

    (fair bit of warning: Uther is so good in this one that he's just OOC)

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    13 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    In a universe with a singular beginning and multiple endings, there are, too, multiple Merlins. But, there is only one Arthur Pendragon. And he dies in every ending, leaving immortal Merlin broken every time.

    To save his best friend from witnessing one tragedy after another, Arthur takes matters into his own hands—and denounces the destiny between them for good.

    Or:

    Merlin grows up in a world where Arthur is never born and tries to cope with a never-ending longing.

     

    🎨 [Art Master Post by clotpole]

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    03 Nov 2025

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    Merlin starts a courtship, and Arthur’s fine with it. Completely fine with it.

    In which Arthur discovers that he’s not fine with it, and some other things about himself.

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    29 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 71

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    Merlin is a professional dominatrix. Arthur is a banker and the most vanilla person he knows. Their relationship is probably doomed to fail, but Arthur is willing to stick around for as long as Merlin will have him. Probably not very long at all, but maybe that’s just his paranoia talking.

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    10 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 89

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    Sir Gareth doesn’t know how he ends up taking care of the dragon Uther imprisoned in his subbasement, alright? What he does know is this:

    1. The dragon is a cryptic bastard.

    2. The dragon's only friend besides Sir Gareth is Merlin, Prince Arthur's dismal manservant.

    3. Prince Arthur and his manservant really need to stop pining and kiss already.

    4. Sir Gareth does not get paid enough for this shit.

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    27 Sep 2025