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    "Yes, exactly. Retire." Aziraphale reaches for the last remaining tartlet brimming with summer berries. "Somewhere along the south coast, perhaps."

    Or: Crowley and Aziraphale learn to move in tandem.

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    18 Sep 2023

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    “I don’t understand.” Crowley says quietly. “Why aren’t I enough for you?”

     

    “Oh…” Aziraphale murmurs, coming up to him, cupping his jaw with a feather light grip. “Oh, Crowley. Don’t ever think that, of course you're enough. You're more than enough."

     

    Crowley yanks himself away, his eyes burning even more. It’s a foreign feeling and he sends a quick thanks down to whoever is in charge downstairs that his sunglasses are always on. He shudders to think what his eyes look like underneath.

     

    “Then why couldn’t you stay?”

     

    Or, Crowley tries to get used to life on his own, but it would be a lot easier if a certain angel would stop showing up.

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    10 Sep 2023

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    Life, recently, has been good. Gabriel owns a yoga mat now, and a smartphone with one of those apps that track your blood pressure, and he's working his way through The Exorcist. Who knew that living as a human could be so-

    The doorbell is ringing. Gabriel thinks that it kind of sounds like a nightingale being slowly tortured to death. Wary, he opens the door. Standing on his doorstep with a suitcase and a plant is a rather familiar demon.

    "You have a guest room, right?" Crowley asks.

    Gabriel closes the door in his face.

    Or: Feeling miserable after Aziraphale returned to Heaven, Crowley decides to make his bad mood somebody else's problem. Moving in with Gabriel and Beelzebub is the only logical conclusion.

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    09 Sep 2023

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    Aziraphale happily works as the librarian of a small liberal arts university in the rural town of Tadfield. When the newly hired biology professor seems to enjoy tormenting his students by sending them after obscure references, she decides he needs a stern talking to. He decides they could be pretty good friends.

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    05 Sep 2023

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    AU, retelling of “Beauty and the Beast”. Quite honestly, sending Aziraphale off into the forest to be held hostage by a giant snake in a cursed castle isn’t even the worst thing Gabriel’s ever done to him, and at least it means a change of scene. But then neither the snake nor the castle turn out to be quite what he’s expecting…

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    01 Sep 2023