TheBattyInsane



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    “Why don’t you go pick us up dinner from the cafe? You haven’t been out in a while, and I’m sure people would love to see you!”
    “[[Tenna]], I don’t [[food for thought]] that’s a good id-” The pain radiates once again and Spamton forces the thoughts from his mind quickly.
    “Sure, [[Tenna]]. The usual?”
    “Oh, you know me so well!” A flower blooms from his nose and Spamton can’t help but smile.
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    Tenna knows what's best for Spamton.

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    Spamton falls into the underground after a disaster of a hike, injured and weak, a certain giant ant monster takes it upon himself to take care of the frightened human.

     

    Monster Tenna design heavily inspired by porkyuupines UT monster Tenna with a few details of my own sprinkled in :3

    My first fic yayyyyy!!

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  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    YES THAT'S RIGHT ! NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO READ [s3xy st0ryt1me] AND [Zany Antics] ALL IN 1 CONVENIENT PLACE! VIEW EACH [One shot] ALONE OR CHECK OUT MY [3 for 1 specil]

    Ch 1 - The Fun Gang seek Tenna's help. He's not really sure how he's more qualified than them to catch a rat though. He thinks he might know the perfect bait...

    Ch 2 - Tenna is incredibly high strung, so Spamton takes him to his favorite strip club to relax. Despite the night being filled with all his favorite trappings, Spamton has no fun at all.

    Ch 3 - He's not sure why he kept it. Surely that shouldn't have been the one thing he hung onto in the bottom of a dumpster.

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    The coo-coo portion of his mind had been correct for once. He was trapped in a Christmas Carol situation. But the powers that be had given him a delightful role. To torment Ant, make him face the music. All he had to do was make sure he knew three ghosts were coming to do the same.

    Spamton practically skipped to the liquor cabinet. He poured a celebratory drink. His Christmas wishes had been answered and he was going to relish every moment. He chugged his first glass and poured another. He dreamed up ways he could take advantage of the situation as he swirled the amber liquid. He wasn’t beamed a lot of instructions. He sneered.

    Never leave a loop-hole for Spamton G Spamton.

     

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    This is a follow-up/companion piece to "Spamton was dead: to begin with."

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  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    He hooked a lazy finger around one. “What, these things? Well… we're all a puppet to our purpose, aren’t we?” As if in response, the threads went taut around his neck, forcing his chin unnaturally upwards. “Bet your strings are even tighter.”

    Tenna swallowed hard. A million angry questions rattled his casing but his tongue stilled at the sight of the strings. They led Spamton back into the living room. Tenna slowly followed.

    “Hey! That's enough!” Tenna finally found his voice, shakily forcing it out of his speakers. “You owe me some answers.”

    “Sorry, Ant. I'm just your little mailman tonight. I've got a message.”

    “A message?”

    “You're going to be visited by three Ghosts of Christmas.”

    It sounded ridiculous, such a whimsical phrase leaving Spamton’s mouth in his gruff tone. But Spamton’s smirk vanished as he spoke.

    “Are we really doing this?” Tenna whined.

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    Or, Mr (Ant) Tenna's A Christmas Carol

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