TheMuchTooMerryMaiden

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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    What has Kris suddenly worked out?

    This is a missing scene from chapter 12 of the wonderful Maybe by pandabob,

    It is perfectly 'General Audiences' but it is a missing scene from a Mature fic. Also it's ever so slightly AU as some people in it are no longer Penguins!

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    28 Oct 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    A rush of people enter the locker room all at once, and Nate automatically glances over at the chaos. Josh, Devon, Casey, Ross, Sid, and Miles all enter the room together. Nate closes his eyes and takes a deep breath, releasing the last bit of tension from his muscles. It must be just about time to start his stretching routine.

    Wait.

    Nate’s eyes fly open.

    One of those people was not like the others.

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    06 Sep 2024

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    Jim wrote a romance novel just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly his embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus. Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author. Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.

     

    Spock reads a Human/Vulcan romance novel because he can hardly avoid it. Suddenly, he is consumed by the need to locate the author, ascertain their wellbeing, and instruct them in the way of Vulcan mating bonds. Luckily for Spock, it doesn't take long to identify the author as Jim Kirk. Unluckily for Spock, Jim is unconscious and surrounded by interested Vulcans who also read the book.

     

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    29 Dec 2023

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    It’s almost funny. All he ever wanted was to play hockey, to play in the NHL, to win the Cup. This—Samwell, the team, the Haus—was supposed to be just a detour, but now it feels more like a destination he failed to realize he’s already reached.

    (Or: Jack signs with the Falconers, graduates, and leaves. It's the hardest thing he's ever done. What comes after is even harder.)

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    12 Jan 2023

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    Thirty minutes after being traded to Pittsburgh, Jack Zimmermann's entire life changes at the front-end of a car running a stop sign. As he recovers from his injury, and grief which is far more complicated than he wants to admit, he meets the exuberant bookshop/bakery owner, Eric Bittle. As their friendship grows, and as he waits for the go-ahead to get back to hockey, Jack is forced to evaluate his future, and what he wants from it.

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    14 Aug 2017