TwelveNotTheNumber
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Nothing I Do is Ever Good Enough (Leave Me Alone) by TwelveNotTheNumber
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Aug 2024
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Regulus Black has hated James Potter for years. When he is assigned prefect duties with him, he is forced to look at his own feelings and decide whether or not he truly does. He hates looking at his own feelings.
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Backwards Compatibility by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat, haleswallows, zoe_134340
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
10 Aug 2025
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Alfred sighed and closed the book around one finger to keep his place. "Master Bruce. Please tell me you aren't going to that horrid little club in the Narrows again."
For all that he was Batman, trained in the art of bald-faced lying, Bruce managed to shuffle his feet and twitch his eyes toward the front door suspiciously. "I'm… not going to the horrid little club in the Narrows?"
"Yet, here you are, dressed for the club," said Alfred flatly.
Fed up with Bruce's playboy act, Alfred signs him up for an exclusive dating service, hoping that he will at the very least make a friend. On the other side of the bay, Lois gifts Clark with a voucher for that very same service, insisting that he needs to move on from their mutual breakup.
Neither one of them really wants a relationship, but they do want their loved ones to be happy. So they come to a mutually beneficial agreement.
It very quickly becomes something else entirely.
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27 Dec 2025
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“So,” Jim said, “are you one of Wayne’s new kids?” Because only siblings acted that way toward each other, and it seemed like every time Gotham turned around, Bruce Wayne was adopting more kids. It was a reasonable question.
“What?” Jay asked. “No, I’m—” He paused. Very slowly, his head tilted as he looked over Jim’s shoulder in the most obvious way he possibly could.
Jim Gordon accidentally meets the "newest" member of the Wayne family.
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25 Dec 2025
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Tim's feelings for his best friend have been slowly forcing their way out into the world, but it's not until Steph asks him to babysit on a night when he already has plans with Conner that everything comes out.
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25 Dec 2025
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gentlemen prefer birds by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Superboy (Comics), Superman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
31 Mar 2024
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“Guess what?!” Superboy greets gleefully, pushing himself up on the edge.
“What?” Clark asks, smiling wryly at him. The kid just gets so enthusiastic so easily. It’s kind of funny, to be honest.
“I got a date!” Superboy says delightedly.
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- Part 2 of a fake cryptid and a real romantic
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24 Dec 2025
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diamonds are a bird's best friend by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
01 Dec 2023
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Tim is pretty sure that this is not Superboy just trying to make friends.
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- Part 1 of a fake cryptid and a real romantic
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24 Dec 2025