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End Racism in the OTW | Richie Tozier: The Manchild Tour by hellotailor
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
28 Oct 2019
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The Manchild Grows Up: An interview with comedian Richie Tozier, November 2019.
“Everyone in this industry either has a pill habit, or they can’t hold a relationship together for more than two months," Tozier explains. "Or they spend 16 hours a day arguing with people on Twitter. Best case scenario is you find a way to be reasonably well-adjusted about your desperate need for strangers to laugh at you.”
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21 Dec 2025
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duct tape & owl facts & falling in love (?) by some_pomegranate_tea
Fandoms: Peacemaker (TV 2022)
07 Sep 2025
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Adrian is in the center of the dimly lit room, sitting in a high-backed chair. He’s positioned so that his face is pointed towards Chris, but his eyes are closed, and his hairline is dripping blood onto his cheeks.
Chris sprints to him. Thank fuck—Chris can just make out the slight rise and fall of Adrian’s chest. There’s a piece of duct tape holding Adrian’s neck in place, preventing his head from lolling to the side in his unconsciousness. Jesus, his whole body is covered in duct tape, almost every inch of skin wrapped tightly to the chair—a lot of bare skin, too, because the sleeves of his Vigilante costume are torn and his gloves are gone. Even his fingers are bound.
Chris pushes Adrian’s hair aside gently to find the source of the bleeding, and it’s not good. One of them must have managed to smash his head into the wall—that might be why he’s unconscious now.
“He’s alive,” Chris says into his comms. “Unconscious. Fuckin’ covered in duct tape.”
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Adrian's duct tape fears are realized, and Chris starts to come to terms with how much he cares about him.
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21 Dec 2025
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Eddie Kaspbrak, Office Uncle Extraordinaire by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
14 Jul 2020
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Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.
Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.
Eddie is probably not on steroids.
Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.
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18 Dec 2025
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Accidental Bodyguard for Hire by mangotangerine
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
09 Nov 2025
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A comedy of errors incited by Blitzø’s atrocious cartography skills results in Vox hiring Moxxie as his new bodyguard, IMP’s discovery of Hazbin Hotel, and Blitz wreaking havoc on Pentagram City and the hotel residents alike.
Tag along with Moxxie, Vox, and friends (or enemies) as they indulge in hijinks and shenanigans, all the while a mystery unfolds. Not everything is as meets the eye, not everyone is who they say they are, and some people would rather not have their secrets discovered.
Enjoy a plot wrapped up in comedy, action, suspense, Vox being a complete embarrassment, and feel-good fluff.
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- Part 1 of Helluva Hotel
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01 Dec 2025
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Alastor's Wheelie Fun Adventures by AggressiveSpellingErrors
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Nov 2025
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Vox made the mistake of leaving Alastor unattended and on wheels. So Alastor does what he does best, causes problems on purpose. Little chaos here, little near death experience due to his fear of dogs followed by a cute moment with semi healthy communication and a happy ending there.
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25 Nov 2025