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    A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

    The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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    (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

    Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

    Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

    Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

    Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

    Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

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    In which no one is at fault, and everyone is trying to get by.

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    Aizawa becomes a dad.

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    “Oh, wow,” Izuku breathed out, “my first paycheck…!”

    “… Your first paycheck?” Todoroki asked. “Didn’t you work under Nighteye for your first work study?”

    “Y-yeah?”

    “… Didn’t you get a paycheck from Nighteye?”

    “Oh,” Izuku blinked, “Nighteye didn’t pay me.”

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    It’s sort of funny, in a way. That Nighteye’s treatment of Izuku only comes up after he’s already dead. After it’s already over and Izuku’s already moved on.

    And he has, for the record. Moved on.

    Honestly, he’d much prefer it if people stopped pretending like this was a big deal.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    Tim Drake never actually wanted to become part of the Robin-Batman-vigilante outfit. No, really. But the last Robin up and died, and now Batman is going crazy, and no one else is doing anything about it, so...Tim decides to become Robin. He might as well, right? At the very least it'll give him something to do while his parents are gone.

    Still, Tim's not taking up the mantle until he can put a couple of things in order. Step one? Making sure the Joker can't get it into his head to kill another Robin. Not ever again. (Good thing Tim's not the one with a 'no killing' rule.)

    And then after that? Well, after that it's only just a matter of keeping Batman from learning Tim's identity and subsequently chasing him off. Not until Bruce can get back on his feet and pick a new Robin, a real one this time. Easy-peasy.

    Sort of.

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    He can’t fight back the way his heart starts to thud harder in his chest, the way he can hear his pulse in his ear, the way it's suddenly so much harder to move. His shoulders and his arms feel heavy and weak, almost like an ache, and—

    Damn it, he doesn’t need this right now. He doesn’t need this.

    Noctis faints after a long, hard day.

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