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Lance is a slut who loves to mess around but everyone on the team thinks he is a hopeless romantic. So when he escapes to the bar one night and meets Lotor, son of Zarkon, AND sleeps with him he has no idea how to tell the team he has information on Lotor because they fucked and Lotor didn't recognize him. (ignores basically every single new season)
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A Rather Expected Journey by Morg47
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
22 Sep 2025
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There are several things that the dwarves don't know about the hobbit that is traveling with them. Things that Bilbo is glad to let them find out for themselves along the way.
The first is that he's prepared for anything. His mother used to quiz him about what he'd do in any situation - from relatives to trolls - and Bilbo never disappointed her with his answers. Riding a pony all day gives him plenty of time to plan for everything.
The second is that he can throw a stone or any other small object hard enough to embed it several inches into a tree trunk. His accuracy is uncanny even by Shire standards. He's quite proud of it.
The third is that he doesn't actually say so many proverbs when at home but it seems to annoy the dwarves so he spends time thinking up all the ones he's heard before.
And last, hobbits scold like it is no one's business. The Dwarves he's traveling with really have no idea what will happen if they truly piss him off.
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22 Nov 2025
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in every lie, in every truth that you'd deny by jamesevanwilson (suhossineun)
Fandoms: House M.D.
02 Nov 2023
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Wilson just needs someone to take care of while he recovers from yet another divorce. That's all this is.
At least, that's what House thinks.
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08 Sep 2025
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When Harry finds an injured Snape on his doorstep and must hide him from the Dursleys, he has no idea that this very, very bad day will be the start of something good.
Harry and Snape are thrown together by annoying relatives, a series of strange dreams, and Voldemort's latest hunt for Harry, but their greatest challenge may well be surviving each other. This will be a long summer unless the two can find a way to work together. A slow-burn enemy-to-mentor story.
Alternate 6th summer (and part of the school year): post-OotP; ignores HBP and DH. No slash, no romance. NOW COMPLETE!
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10 Jun 2025
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the tortured scientists department by zonnie
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
14 Dec 2024
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The ink hadn’t even dried up on Jayce’s PhD diploma when the job offer landed in his inbox. Prestigious, well-funded, and in a country he had never even considered moving to. At the time, it had seemed like the opportunity of a lifetime.
But being there now, staring at a stack of unread emails, most of them marked urgent in varying degrees of exaggeration, Jayce wonders if he’d been a little too eager to say yes.
He came here to innovate, teach, and change the game, but lately, it feels like he spends more time fighting bureaucracy than breaking ground.
And there’s also Viktor.
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Jayce tries to keep his longings locked, but fails miserably
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23 Mar 2025
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In the absence of a working postal service the Smeerensburg post office has been (unofficially) repurposed as an (unsupervised) orphanage.
And now that's Jesper's problem.
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- Part 1 of Klaus Orphan au
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22 Dec 2024