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“What?” Stan asked.
“Nothing,” Cartman snapped. “Just think it’s funny how Kyle suddenly turned into a social butterfly.”
Stan glanced ahead. “Oh. Yeah, I guess.”
“Guess?” Cartman scoffed. “Look at him. He’s practically holding the guy’s hand.”
“He’s literally just walking,” Stan said.
Cartman crossed his arms. “That’s how it starts.”
“You’re being weird.”
“I am not,” Cartman said automatically. But the word echoed uncomfortably in his head. Weird.
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Eric Cartman's five stages of jealousy.Bookmarked by fartmanmov (fartman_7)
15 Jan 2026
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Kyle's too rough with himself, too rigid and harsh, too unforgiving.
So when he lashes out and his boyfriend is the one who takes the heat, Stan understands.
It hurts, but he understands.
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15 Jan 2026
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Kenny isn’t devout. He supposes it’s hard to be when you’ve met Satan and given him love advice, but really, he thinks maybe some part of him is just flawed like that. It’d go well with the dying thing. A plentiful heap of what-the-fuck paired with a side of holy-cannoli. He’s on his knees in front of the window, though, hands clasped together and shaking. He hasn’t done this since he was maybe four, maybe five, but every movement is muscle memory.
Or: Kyle runs away. Kenny follows.
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14 Jan 2026
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Kyle's favorite part of working at Stotch Candy Company are the times when he gets to leave at 5 p.m. That is, until Stan Marsh joins the company, and their unexpected friendship makes him question the strict boundaries he adheres to in the workplace.
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06 Jan 2026
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God, he's such a fucking idiot—his train of thought gets cut off as walks out to see the prom queen, Bebe, sitting outside on the stairs by herself with small sniffles coming from her, with her crown placed right beside her.
Two melodramatic bitches are in love with their best friends and both get ditched by those same friends on prom night, this is what happens when they meet up
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- Part 1 of Bebe and Kyle Friendship
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05 Jan 2026