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“Normal, you wish a lot, and you wish for everything.” Hermie now got up and slid his way next to Normal, her hand rubbing between his shoulder blades. Normal slowly fixed his posture, as he melted into the touch. “But that hasn’t gotten you very far, has it?” Hermie tilted his head, light eyes staring deep into Normal’s.
Post canon S2. Normal and Hermie discuss their relationship after having sex.
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Beidou gets her dream car and after months, comes back to the street racing world of Teyvat. Ningguang is a cop, investigating the new several complaints of cars speeding at extrememly high velocities in plain street. Modern AU, no archons, no visions.
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think he can hear us through the walls? (think he wants to get involved) by ratcoffin69
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
14 Sep 2024
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It's not his fault that the walls of Mac's room are paper-thin; that he can hear every squeaking box spring, every moan that moves between the two men inside it. What's he supposed to do? Dennis runs his tongue across his palm before slipping his fingers between warm skin and tight elastic. If Mac's happy shamelessly getting his dick wet within spitting distance of his roommate, what's stopping him from doing the same? It's not illegal to listen to two people having sex - in fact, in the privacy of your own home, it's barely even unethical. He can hear one of them panting so loudly that it's practically public domain at this point. It's a matter of principle. It's quid pro quo. It's just because it's been a while that he's riled up like this - and, besides the fact that he can smell Mac in every fiber of the hoodie he's wearing, it's actually got nothing to do with Mac at all. Mac.
Fuck Mac. Fuck, Mac.
Mac, he thinks, definitely has nothing to do with the small sigh that escapes the back of his throat when he finally wraps five slick fingers around himself.
or: Mac gets his ass slammed and Dennis jerks off
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Love you with my hands tied. by Thesweetesttransvestite
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
07 Jun 2025
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Mac stared silently as he watched the tears fall, and Dennis could feel him twitch inside. “That's what you want, yeah? Get me mad so I hurt you?” Mac questioned, grabbing Dennis’s face in a tight hold, forcing eye contact.
“I have no clue what you’re talking about.” Dennis feigned innocence, but he didn’t sound all too innocent when Mac hit another sound from him; his face was going to be more bruised than not.
“You’re disgusting,” Mac spat, face showing anything but disgust as Dennis hiccupped another round of tears; he was getting off on that, wasn’t he?
Dennis has a plethora of kinks ranging from semi-normal to borderline psychopathic, and as his boyfriend, Mac, is dragged into committing every single atrocity. (And maybe find out he's more into it than he previously thought.)
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if you're drinking to forget, please pay in advance by chattrekisses
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
29 May 2025
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Mac's fingers grip Dennis's hair harder, but not hard enough to hurt, which pisses Dennis off. Hurt me, Dennis thinks, I deserve it. The hollow of Dennis's heart yawns wide as a chasm, as an abyss. Fill me up with something other than all this nothing.
But Mac doesn't. His grip on Dennis is only a reassurance that Dennis is here, really here, on his knees for Mac. His eyes are full of reverence, devotion to Dennis and Dennis alone.
Dennis is drunk, sure, but he's wasted on the way Mac looks at him.
After Paddy's becomes a queer hot spot, Dennis and Mac, inadvisably, fool around.
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- Part 3 of in sweetness comes suffering
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“Okay,” says Mac, accepting the Bible. It’s heavier than it looks, but that might be in Mac’s head. “Leviticus 20:13,” he reads, “A man who lies with another man should be stoned.”
Dennis asks, “Didja bring a J?”
Mac taps the joint tucked behind his ear. “I brought two.” He pats at his pockets, feeling for the second one he rolled.
“Excellent,” says Dennis. “Well, smoke that and then you can fuck me, yeah?”
Every atom in Mac screeches to a halt, all at once. “What?”
At a frat party, Dennis presents Mac with a loophole.
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- Part 2 of in sweetness comes suffering
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Charlie Kelly is a 25-year-old community college student eeking his way to an associates' degree in waste management when the love of his life, a nearby coffee shop waitress, gets into Penn Law. Determined not to lose her, and nursing a long-held dream to practice bird law, he does what any logical stalker would do - and gets in there too.
(A Legally Blonde AU without shame.)

