KittyBlush (juicyjub07)
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What if Hermione never escaped the Ministry with Harry and Ron after stealing Salazar’s locket and was thrown into Azkaban with the other Muggle-borns instead?
She thought that one year of isolation was torture. Then, seeing Malfoy's face upgraded her sentence to a cruel and unusual punishment.
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The war still rages when Hermione is found in an abandoned wing: the perfect bait for the Dark Lord to tip the scales in his favour.
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“Time is relative.”
Draco Malfoy would like a word with Albert bloody Einstein*.
That ridiculous, inconvenient idea that time moves differently depending on where you are.Because how is he supposed to live the rest of his life while Hermione is trapped in a cursed time bubble where, by the time it pops out, not even a day will have passed for her, while years will have gone by for everyone else?
Can he grow old waiting, knowing she won’t age a day until they meet again?
________________*Physics understanding optional. I don’t have any, except for having watched Interstellar seven times.
****NOW COMPLETE*****
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Why No One Will Miss Me by KittyBlush (juicyjub07)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2025
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The whole thing—the complete lack of care from anyone involved—is starting to really grind on Draco Malfoy.
So, after four days of Granger mysteriously failing to show up at work, Draco does what any morally ambiguous, mildly concerned coworker would do: he breaks into her office. After all, a witch like her doesn’t just vanish without leaving a color-coded memo detailing the reasons of her absence.
But what he finds is a hell of a lot messier than any of her labels.
**NOW COMPLETE***
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So, everything is set in motion for her master plan: for one evening, she’ll do exactly what her boyfriend does for a living and drive him absolutely insane.
Because, really, what’s she supposed to say? “Darling, could you kindly stop being a stripper? I absolutely loathe how all those women drool over you.”
No—because Hermione Granger doesn’t do jealousy.
But fortunately for her, Draco Malfoy does. Exceptionally well.
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I was re-watching Magic Mike and my Dramione obsession took over.