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Dorian can't get over how much he wishes he hadn't told the human he only wanted friends. Doug tries to convince him he's not good enough for the human anyways.
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It's not very often that Y/N gets drunk. But when they want to stop thinking so hard about how in love they are with a certain door, they find themselves asking Bev for something stronger than usual.
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Befriend (almost) Everything! by mightypocketcow
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Aug 2025
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Ruby doesn't know *why* this 'tinfoilhat' person decided she needed to 'Date Everything', but that's not happening. Dating and love and romance are a waste of time; an unreliable approach to relationships when friendship works just fine.
Thankfully her door seems to have the right idea. And nothing can change their minds. Right? -
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**BEING REWRITTEN** Sirius manages to convince Hagrid that he can, and will, and should, take Harry instead of sending him to the horrid Dursleys. He really doesn't know anything about kids, so he takes Harry to the Longbottoms for help. Over the years, more and more help is there for Sirius when he needs it, for which he is grateful. But not, of course, from Albus Dumbledore, who is still furious at Sirius for going against his wishes...
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Reader is having some dysphoria, and hasn't told anyone about where they're at with their gender. Their best friend Bones is worried because they've been a bit distracted lately.
Hey, it's hard to focus on whatever engineering task Scotty gives you when you're thinking about whether or not you'd like to have a beard.
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Reader has been working very hard and is hoping to spend some time with Leonard during her time off. Leonard is hoping to show her how much he missed her.
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Smosh Writing Week 2019 by mightypocketcow, mightypocketcow (orphan_account)
Fandom Smosh
29 Jul 2019
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My submissions for Smosh Writing Week 2019!
- Words:
- 13,697
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
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WTF - The Lord of the Rings by TheCreativePanda13
Fandom The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Jan 2026
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- 27
Bookmarked by mightypocketcow
22 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
yo self read this shit later this author funny as hell, remember the tolkien advent story??
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“Kneel.”
It fled her soft lips before the thought really even occurred to say it. It seems to startle her almost as much as it does him before she masks it with a confidence she doesn’t particularly feel.
Warm bourbon eyes snag his gaze and see something dangerous flash across them. Her throat tightening as he slowly falls to one knee and then the other.
Bookmarked by mightypocketcow
21 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
hot praise begging vibe with aragorn under a waterfall. very switchy. 12/10. cannot think. had to stop reading several times to bite fist to keep from squee-ing. intimate and sensual. good shit.
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Pints, Profanities and Serious Predicaments by Erathene
Fandom TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
19 Mar 2024
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Bookmarked by mightypocketcow
18 Jan 2026
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How to Cope with a Middle Earth Bed Shortage by Scyllas_revenge
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
14 Nov 2023
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A tribute to one of my all-time favorite tropes: and there was only one bed! This will be a collection of bed-sharing scenarios for a variety of Tolkien characters- some sweet, some a tiny bit spicy, all relatively short. So far, chapters include:
1: Leap of Faith (Legolas/gender-neutral reader)
2: Wildest Dreams (Eomer/f!reader)
3. A Shield Against the Snow (Boromir/gender-neutral reader)
4. Leap of Faith Part 2 (Legolas/gender-neutral reader)The summary and tags will be updated as I write more fics- I have plans for a lot more characters. Eventually. As inspiration strikes. There are a lot of bed shortages in Middle Earth, after all!
Bookmarked by mightypocketcow
18 Jan 2026
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My Prayer, My Light, My Fëa by Hestia28
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
25 Jan 2025
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Never in your wildest dreams did you think Legolas, Prince Legolas of the Greenwood, would confess to you half drunk on elvish wine. With a little help from a fully drunk Dwarf.
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- Part 2 of Legolas x Reader Collection
Bookmarked by mightypocketcow
16 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
[points] this is the one officer. the legolas fic that made me cry at 130 in the fucking morning because God if anyone ever spoke to me like that i would melt like the wicked witch