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    “I’m Jungkook, Taehyung’s fr-”

    “Boyfriend,” Taehyung blurts out, cutting him off.

    It takes a second for Jungkook to process what just happened. In that second Taehyung is clutching Jungkook’s arm, his fingers digging in painfully.

    “This is my boyfriend, Jungkookie,” Taehyung repeats.

    “Hi,” Jungkook says, smiling weakly. He kicks Taehyung under the table, and Taehyung just kicks him back.

    In which Jungkook's giant crush on Yoongi sort of complicates being Taehyung's fake boyfriend.

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    11 Nov 2019

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    moonlight in your hands by honeyboyyoongi (taekook fake dating but yoonkook)!

    Really great spin to the fake dating trope. Everyone feels like a person in this fic.

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Seokjin is:

    a) Not in love with his best friend
    b) Hooking up with his best friend
    c) Crushing on his best friend’s roommate’s possible boyfriend
    d) All of the above

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    10 Jan 2024

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    LOOK AT IT !!! LISTEN TO IT !!!!!!

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    The first time it happens, Dex rolls over and flings so many obscenities in Nursey’s direction that even his Grandmother would have to sit down — and she cursed so much at Dex’s cousin’s wedding that the whole family has been banned from that church ever since.

    Nursey just stills in the dark, one shoe off. A languid, infuriating presence. “Chill, man.”

    Podfic of Things That Go Bump In The Night by smashthatlikebutton.

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    Podfic length: 26:21

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    26 Aug 2023

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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    The customer cuts him off with a pursed-lip shake of his head, just enough that Namjoon sees a trace of pink hair move in front of his ear. “No, no. I mean… which finish is easiest to paint over? When I’m done with this one?”

    Namjoon looks at the pink-haired customer, then looks down at the soft blue paint sample. “Why would you paint over it, though? It’s so delicate and refreshing at the same time. This is not a blue that has hurt anyone, ever in its life. This blue makes croissants on winter mornings and fluffs the comforter before getting into bed. Why are you already planning its demise?”

    The customer’s mouth falls open slightly, the small pout exaggerated by a wrinkle forming between his brows. “That… was illuminating.”

    ______

     

    or: Namjoon works at a paint counter. And at a museum. And at being a functional person, a kind and productive member of society who can do more than pine ineffectually in the general direction of enigmatic, pink-haired customers.

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    23 Jan 2022

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    stunning, warm, human. namgi.

  5. Public Bookmark 62

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    Seokjin feels like he's being tested, or like he's playing a game where he doesn't know the rules. "Do you want to see my car?"

    But Jimin just smiles, nodding. "You'll show me what's under your hood?" His fingers curl in the waistband of Seokjin's jeans, barely dipping under the fabric.

    "Yeah," Seokjin rasps as Jimin leans in, grinning at him. For a moment he thinks Jimin's going to kiss him. Or maybe eat him.

    -OR-

    Seokjin always wins, his car and his precision makes him the best on the streets. A win comes with cash and glory and sometimes...something a little unexpected.

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    27 Apr 2021

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    JINMIN !!! SEXY JINMIN !! SEXY PUBLIC BLOWJOB RACING BOYS JINMIN !!! (for me ?!?!?!! ahhhhh :) !!)