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“Don’t you trust me, My Lady?” Chat asked innocently, giving Ladybug his best ‘poor innocent kitten’ look.
Ladybug sighed at him. “So those aren’t cookie crumbs all over your chest?” She pointed at him.
He rapidly brushed his chest off with both clawed hands before putting his innocent look back on. “What crumbs?”
She pointed down to floor, where the crumbs had fallen. “Those crumbs.” She said drolly.
He looked down and shrugged. “Would you look at that?” He whistled. “Looks like our cookie thief must be near.”
She half smirked. “Yes. On this roof that no one but the heroes of Paris can reach the crumbs lie.” She said theatrically. “Who could have possibly eaten them? Not I!” She exclaimed while resting the back of her hand on her forehead.
He gave her the fakest of suspicious glances. “I never accused you of being the culprit…” He scratched at his chin. “I think the lady doth protest too much.”
She gave him a look that screamed ‘Really?’ and then gasped dramatically. “Oh no! The great superhero Chat Noir has found me out! Is there any way you can let this go?” She batted her eyelashes at him.
He grinned lecherously. “You could bring me some more cookies.”
She hummed and frowned at him ever so slightly. “Maybe if someone promises to not eat all of them without sharing?”
His fake grin dropped into a much more real and apologetic smile. “I promise.”
She smiled back. “Then I shall be bribing you to let this go in just a moment.” She winked.
“I look forward to it.” He purred as she jumped away.