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1. I Wouldn't Fall For Someone I Thought Couldn't Misbehave by TheAsexualKingoftheUniverse

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Robin (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   12 Nov 2019

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   • Alfred Pennyworth/Martha Wayne/Thomas Wayne
   • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
   • Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Alfred Pennyworth & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne
   • Cassandra Cain & Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Duke Thomas & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne
   • Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Alfred Pennyworth & Duke Thomas & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne
   • Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent
   • Alfred Pennyworth
   • Thomas Wayne
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Martha Wayne
   • Jason Todd
   • Dick Grayson
   • Tim Drake
   • Damian Wayne
   • Duke Thomas
   • Cassandra Cain
   • Terry McGinnis
   • Clark Kent
   • Jon Lane Kent
   • Kon-El | Conner Kent
   • various OCs
   • 1961 AU
   • well the backstory of Alfred being set in 1961
   • Tattoos
   • US Navy AU
   • Martha Wayne being a fucking badass
   • that's not AU that's just facts
   • BAMF Alfred Pennyworth
   • Homoerotic subtext
   • Homoerotic text
   • the Waynes and Alfred being raging bisexuals
   • Open Marriage
   • Bad Flirting
   • seriously bad flirting
   • Obliviousness
   • Revelations of a unusual kind about Bruce's parents
   • Getting Together
   • Alfred's Scottish because I thought that would be fun
   • Light BDSM
   • it's mostly referenced
   • ngl parts of this are just straight up erotica
   • the inherent romanticism of beating the shit out of assholes
   • attempted use of slurs
   • Seduction
   • story telling
   • Family Bonding
   • Family Feels
   • Fluff
   • a certain amount of angst
   • very cute and happy ending
   • serious discussion of not fitting in with societal expectations

   Summary

   Alfred Pennyworth is a man of many secrets, an essential member of the Wayne family, and a chaotic man of considerable taste.

   When the first of his secrets is revealed, the stories that come out change the Wayne's perceptions of their lives, their past, and their grandfather.

   Oh, and, yes, this is a love story.

   Series

   • Part 4 of Promise Me That When I'm Gone You'll Kill My Enemies

   Language:

   English

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