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Mouse Bug
Well that was an interesting conversation to read through
The_Blood_Son
Certainly.
@Ghost Boy I assume this is what you meant when you said your second sister was not technically considered part of the family?
Ghost Boy
Yeah
Never thought she’d tell you guys though
Good on her
Mouse Bug
Why wouldn’t she tell us?
Other than the obvious
I mean
Ghost Girl
I have trust issues lol
Mouse Bug
Ah ok
Notactuallyanerd
All this is making me so curious as to your tragic backstory
Ghost Girl
Very tragic yes
My first father figure tried to murder me
Mouse Bug
Oh no
Notactuallyanerd
Are you ok??
Ghost Boy
Make them even more confused and concerned would you
Ghost Girl
It would be my pleasure~
Ghost Boy
Ellie NO
Ghost Girl
Ugh fine
The_Blood_Son
This sounds like quite the story.
Ghost Boy
And one of the most terrifying experiences of my life
Mouse Bug
And your life is starting to sound more and more interesting
Sometimes it sounds so mundane
And other times it sounds like one heck of a wild ride.
Ghost Boy
And apt description!
The_Blood_Son
More details would be very welcome
Ghost Boy
At this point it looks like Ellie is more likely to give them to you than I am
Just enjoy the slow release of tidbits as they paint a horrifying picture
Notactuallyanerd
I’m concerned
Ghost Girl
You probably should be
Anyway isn’t the battle about to start?
Ghost Boy
Oh crud I gotta go rescue Tuck!
The_Blood_Son
Good luck
Mouse Bug
Have fun!
The_Blood_Son
@My Little Robot are you ready for your grand entrance?
My Little Robot
I am ready
The_Blood_Son
Excellent.
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GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting
Ghost Boy
5v6
Our numbers are growing
Chaos
No duh
<Ghost Boy added My Little Robot to the chat>
My Little Robot
Hello
Zombie_Bird
Does anyone recognize them?
PurpleWaffles
Nope
MyPalVal
No I don’t
Chaos
Who is this???
The_Blood_Son
A technologically gifted friend of our teacher’s.
Ghost Boy
You no longer have a hacker monopoly!!!
Friar Tuck
WHAT
NO
SPITEandCAFFEINE
So THAT’S who made all your new security
The_Blood_Son
Indeed
He truly is talented
My Little Robot
Thank you
Ghost Girl
Heck yeah!
He’s also good at the game so watch out!
MyPalVal
I noticed when he killed me for the THIRD TIME
Ghost Girl
You’re not innocent either!
You killed me AT LEAST 4 times!
Ghost Boy
I only died twice!
Total!
Chaos
Proud much?
Ghost Boy
Yeah
I was expecting to die so many more times
Friar Tuck
I’m over here with my 17 total deaths…
I really need to meet your teacher.
My Little Robot
They are laughing at your messages
They are telling you to win the war first
Zombie_Bird
They’re here??
How?
Chaos
Seriously??
My Little Robot
They are at my house
Reading over my shoulder
PurpleWaffles
Oh so they’re IRL friends
My Little Robot
IRL?
Ghost Boy
In Real Life
Outside the game
My Little Robot
Thank you
Chaos
???
Zombie_Bird
What?
Friar Tuck
You didn’t know what IRL means?
Aren’t you a gamer?
My Little Robot
I’m not fluent in english
Or it’s slang
Zombie_Bird
So the teacher isn’t american hmmmm?
The_Blood_Son
That’s all of the hints you get
No more.
Zombie_Bird
Ok ok
Sheesh
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Uhh we gotta go
The_Blood_Son
It seems we do.
Zombie_Bird
What?
Oh
Never mind I know what’s going on
Chaos
We don’t
Zombie_Bird
And you won’t
Bye
Chaos
Well ok then.
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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students
Ghost Girl
Goodbye california
I’ve moved on
Any suggestions of where I should go next?
Notactuallyanerd
Are you just traveling around?
On your own?
Ghost Girl
Yah
Mouse Bug
That doesn’t sound safe
Ghost Girl
Not really no
But I can handle almost anything at this point
Mouse Bug
How old are you?
Ghost Girl
That’s subjective.
Mouse Bug
Your age is subjective??
How does that work?
Notactuallyanerd
Well actually my brother’s age is subjective
But I doubt it’s for the same reason
Maybe
Ghost Girl
Really???
Man I kinda hope he’s like me
I don’t know anyone who is right now
Oooh I’ll tell you this:
My bio mom has no idea I exist
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah it might be the same reason
Ghost Girl
Where do you live I want to meet you guys
Heyy that answers my original question of where I should go next too!
Notactuallyanerd
We live in metropolis
Ghost Girl
Well I've got a long road trip ahead of me
Ghost Boy
Is it really a road trip if you can’t drive?
Ghost Girl
Who says I can’t drive?
Ghost Boy
Well first of all you need to legally exist to get a license
Second of all even though your age is subjective you can’t justify yourself being 16 or older
Ghost Girl
Well maybe I’ll hitchhike
Ghost Boy
Be careful
Ghost Girl
Always am <3
Ghost Boy
No you’re not <3
Mouse Bug
I’m getting even more worried about you guys now
I also have about a million more questions
Notactuallyanerd
Some of mine may have actually been answered
Though the ones that have been answered leave more in their place
Those ones are just ones you may have not thought to ask just yet
Mouse Bug
Yeah that works
So we know what city Notactuallyanerd lives in
I feel like it’s fair that we all share?
If you want to I mean
Ghost Girl
Well we all know I’m homeless.
Ghost Boy
So blunt
Ghost Girl
Oh yeah
Mouse Bug
So anyway I live in Paris
Ghost Girl
Paris!!!!!!!
I want to go there so bad!!!!!!
Mouse Bug
It certainly is magical
Maybe a little too magical at times.
Ghost Boy
I live in a city called Amity Park
Notactuallyanerd
I have never heard of it.
Ghost Boy
Didn’t expect you to
All the townspeople are weirdly secretive about EVERYTHING
Not to each other
But to the rest of the world
Ghost Girl
It’s a miracle you met as many Amityites as you did lol
They’re so elusive
Notactuallyanerd
I’ll have to look it up
Ghost Boy
Good luck finding much
The_Blood_Son
I have returned
To a very interesting conversation.
I have actually heard of Amity Park before
With the wisdom to Never Visit.
Notactuallyanerd
Where did you hear that?
The_Blood_Son
I heard Z talking about it with father.
Notactuallyanerd
Oh.
Ghost Boy
Sounds like solid advice
Ghost Girl
Lol yeah
So where do you hail from?
@The_Blood_Son ?
The_Blood_Son
I live in Gotham
Though I was not born here.
Mouse Bug
Gotham huh
I know someone who came from there.
The_Blood_Son
Do you now?
Mouse Bug
Yeah
He tells me I’m never visiting without him
Ghost Boy
Such polar opposites
The City Of Crime
And
The City Of Love
Ghost Girl
What’s Amity then?
Ghost Boy
The City Of Death
Mouse Bug
Oh wow
Ghost Girl
That’s a bit harsh
Try again
Ghost Boy
The City Of Ghosts
Ghost Girl
Fantastic.
Notactuallyanerd
What about metropolis?
Ghost Boy
The City Of Superman
Notactuallyanerd
That scans yeah
Mouse Bug
So we have
The City Of Crime
The City Of Love
The City Of Ghosts
And
The City Of Superman
Notactuallyanerd
What’s with the ghosts thing anyway?
Ghost Boy
Amity Park is recorded as the most haunted city in america
And less than third of the ghost sightings are actually reported because of the weird secrecy thing
In Amity Park
You’re weird if you DON’T belive in ghosts
The_Blood_Son
That’s number 7.
Ghost Boy
DARN
Notactuallyanerd
Also what?
Is that true?
The ghosts thing?
Ghost Girl
Look it up
It won’t say the thing about the unrecorded ones but the stats show…
Notactuallyanerd
Oh my gosh it does
Amity Park really is the most haunted city in america
Huh
Mouse Bug
So that’s where your names come from?
Ghost Girl
Yeah kinda
Notactuallyanerd
Only “kinda”?
Ghost Boy
:)
Ghost Girl
:)
Notactuallyanerd
What the...
The_Blood_Son
It seems I have some research to do regarding your city.
Ghost Boy
Research away
Ghost Girl
So you guys know a bunch of MY vague secrets
What about you??
Mouse Bug
It really is only you we know a lot about huh
Even Ghost Boy sounds like a normal kid
But he can’t be if you’re his sister
Ghost Boy
That is true.
Ghost Girl
I HAVE AN IDEA!!!
Two truths and a lie.
Extremely weird stuff edition.
Ghost Boy
Seconded
Notactuallyanerd
It could be fun
Mouse Bug
I’ve never played before
How does it work?
Ghost Girl
What you do is say three things about yourself in the chat
One of the three things is a lie
We have to guess which one
Mouse Bug
Hmmmm I do love discovering lies
My Little Robot
Lol
Ghost Boy
This sounds like an inside joke
Mouse Bug
It is
Kinda
Ghost Girl
Who goes first?
I nominate @The_Blood_Son
Because he’s been quiet
The_Blood_Son
I never agreed to this game.
Ghost Boy
That’s why she chose you
Probably
Notactuallyanerd
Please??
It’ll be fun!
Plus it’s still totally anonymous
The_Blood_Son
Fine.
- I have three brothers
- I have one sister
- I have a butler
Notactuallayanerd is not allowed to guess.
Ghost Girl
Not the most extreme but still hard
Ghost Boy
I know he has a bunch of siblings
But last time I asked exactly how many he just said “Too many”
Mouse Bug
In that case I say #2
Ghost Girl
We’re not going to talk about the butler?
Ghost Boy
I think that one is true
He talks like a rich person
Ghost Girl
Truuue
I say #1
Ghost Boy
Why?
Ghost Girl
To be different from Mouse Sensei
Ghost Boy
In that case I’ll join her in saying #2
@My Little Robot
Got a guess?
My Little Robot
#3
To be different
Ghost Girl
Ah yes
So who wins?
The_Blood_Son
Ellie wins.
I have more than three brothers.
Ghost Boy
Darn.
Do we get an actual number?
The_Blood_Son
No.
Mouse Bug
Can I go next?
Ghost Girl
Sure!
Mouse Bug
- I’m terrified of purple butterflies
- I’ve been to space
- I was raised by four parents
Ghost Girl
See!
This is the crazy I was talking about!
Notactuallyanerd
What the heck are these options?
Mouse Bug
Forgot to mention
Robot can’t answer
Ghost Boy
The first one is SO weird and specific it’s either completely true
Or slightly different than the real thing
Like she’s afraid of blue butterflies or something
Notactuallyanerd
A good point
The_Blood_Son
Having been to space isn’t nearly as rare these days as it was a few decades ago.
I say that one is true.
I vote #3.
Ghost Boy
I say #1
Ghost Girl
I agree with Bloodson
Notactuallyanerd
Just to be different
I say #2
Ghost Girl
Who won?
Mouse Bug
Well the lie was #3
So if you voted that you won.
Ghost Girl
SECOND WINNN
Ghost Boy
You’ve been to space?
Jealous.
Ghost Girl
You’ve been to space too.
Ghost Boy
For like an hour!
Doesn’t count.
Notactuallyanerd
For the record I’ve also been to space
So has Bloodson
@My Little Robot have you been to space?
My Little Robot
I was with Mouse when she went
Ghost Girl
I’m the only one here who hasn’t been to space???
Do I get any of the stories of you guys going to space or…?
My Little Robot
You don’t get ours
Notactuallyanerd
Not ours either
Sorry
Ghost Boy
Isn’t online great?
You can say you’ve been to space
And then not be obligated to tell how.
Because anything is a valid excuse not to tell
Literally anything
Ghost Girl
As I have discovered
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah same
Ghost Girl
Ghost Boy you’re next
Ghost Boy
Oh really?
- I once ate a pair of old underwear
- I once had to clean up invisible dog poop
- My favorite food is chili peppers and whipped cream
Oh and Ellie can’t vote
Ghost Girl
Why not?
I only know one of these!
Ghost Boy
Well then maybe
Ghost Girl
I’ll vote last.
Notactuallyanerd
Again, what are these options??
The_Blood_Son
Seconded.
Mouse Bug
Thirded
Is that a word?
Ghost Boy
I think so
Notactuallyanerd
I’m not sure which one I want to be the lie
They’re all bad
Ghost Boy
Guess then.
My Little Robot
I am guessing #1
Mouse Bug
Uhhh I guess #2
Notactuallyanerd
That leaves me with #3
You two have to double up one of us
The_Blood_Son
I vote #2.
Ghost Girl
OK SO
Ummmm
I vote #3
Because making you eat underwear seems in character for that one bully of yours
Ghost Boy
Lol yeah
Ellie wins again
Also Notactuallyanerd
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah!
Wait, do we get the story of the invisible poop?
Mouse Bug
I really thought that was it
And you just said it for the most crazy factor you could get
Ghost Girl
Lol no
That was the one I knew was true
Because I've done it too
Notactuallyanerd
???
Ghost Boy
It was a ghost dog
I don’t know why he pooped
Dead things don’t normally poop
But he did
The_Blood_Son
Your city seems fake to be honest.
But it does exist
So I don’t know if you’re lying or not.
Ghost Boy
You could go against that solid advice you heard and visit
We would love to have you
The_Blood_Son
That will be the last resort if I can’t find anything else.
Ghost Boy
Fair enough. who’s next?
Notactuallyanerd
I’ll go
And just for the heck of it
I’m going to be as mundane as possible
Ghost Girl
But the crazy stuff…
Notactuallyanerd
- My dad grew up on a farm
- I need glasses
- I only met my best friend because our dads were friends
Bloodson isn’t allowed to vote
Ghost Girl
Wow that is mundane
I’m going for 4 in a row
#2
Because no one has done #2 as the answer yet!
Ghost Boy
Solid logic
I agree #2
Mouse Bug
#2 as well
My Little Robot
#1
To be different
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah it was #2
Ghost Girl
YES
4 IN A ROW
Robot it’s your turn
My Little Robot
Should I do crazy things?
Or normal?
Mouse Bug
Go normal
Ghost Girl
Boring
My Little Robot
Alright
- I have 2 siblings
- I need glasses
- I built a fully functioning AI
Ghost Girl
That last one is NOT BORING
WOAH
I think it’s true too
I vote #1
Full count win here we goooo
Mouse Bug
I can’t vote.
The_Blood_Son
I vote #1 as well.
Ghost Boy
I’m going with #2
Because that would be a cool strategy
Notactuallyanerd
Umm
#3
To be different
My Little Robot
#1 was the lie
Ghost Girl
I’M SO GOOD AT THIS GAME WHAT
Ghost Boy
ELLIE HOW
Mouse Bug
When she sid #1 I almost did a spit take
Because she was right
Ghost Boy
I don’t recall you having long distance mind reading powers
Ghost Girl
I don’t
I just got realllly lucky
Ghost Boy
Can I borrow your luck??
Ghost Girl
ANYWAY
It’s my turn
Mouse Bug
Oh no
Notactuallyanerd
You said it
Ghost Girl
- I can fly
- I can become invisible
- I am dead
Ghost Boy
Wow
VERY free with the info ok
Notactuallyanerd
?????
You’re meta???
Ghost Girl
Ye
The_Blood_Son
I have no normal friends
And I never want to
Ghost Boy
Isn’t that the truth
Mouse Bug
I figured it was going to be something like this
My Little Robot
I guess #3
Because I hope it’s the lie
Notactuallyanerd
Same
I vote #3
Mouse Bug
I’m jumping on this bandwagon
#3
Please don’t be dead Ellie
The_Blood_Son
#3
Ghost Boy
I can’t vote :(
Ghost Girl
You all won lol
Mouse Bug
Oh thank goodness
Notactuallyanerd
^^^
The_Blood_Son
If the other team knew what we were talking about…
Ghost Girl
We keep all knowledge of my tragic past away from them
Those that don’t already know, anyway.
Mouse Bug
So the other three on the other team know?
Ghost Girl
Ye
They’re some of the only ones who do
The total now includes you guys
Notactuallyanerd
Except that we don’t actually have anything close to the full story
Ghost Girl
Nope!
Mouse Bug
Oh frick I gtg
Robot mind coming with me?
My Little Robot
Not at all
Ghost Boy
Bye
Ghost Girl
Bye
Notactuallyanerd
Bye
The_Blood_Son
Goodbye
Ghost Boy
Such formality!
Ghost Girl
lol