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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students
Ghost Girl
@The_Blood_Son
I love all of ur animals
I would die for jerry
The_Blood_Son
Good.
Ghost Boy
I, too.
Would die for Jerry.
Mouse Bug
Same.
Ghost Girl
We should form a club
The WDFJ club
Ghost Boy
The Would Die For Jerry Club?
Ghost Girl
Yes
Mouse Bug
I’ll join that club
The_Blood_Son
I don’t know how to respond to this.
Ghost Girl
We love your turkey
The_Blood_Son
I can see that, yes.
Babababs
It’s a compliment
Take it.
The_Blood_Son
If so it is an odd one.
Mouse Bug
it is yeah
Ghost Girl
Hey Bloodson
Are YOU part of The WDFJ Club?
The_Blood_Son
Naturally.
Ghost Boy
We’re up to four members
Babs!
Are you gonna join??
Babababs
…
You know what?
Sure.
I would die for Jerry.
Ghost Girl
5 members.
Now all we need is robot and Notactuallyanerd!
Mouse Bug
@My Little Robot
Would you die for Jerry?
Ghost Girl
@Notactuallyanerd would YOU die for Jerry?
Notactuallyanerd
Naturally.
Ghost Girl
We got 6!
My Little Robot
I would die for him.
Mouse Bug
All 7 of us
Perfect
Ghost Boy
You know what this means
<Ghost Boy changed the chat name to The WDFJ Club>
Mouse Bug
I remember the last time the name was changed we talked about how much people would be confused if they saw it on our phones
This one is much weirder.
Babababs
Agreed
Though it is better for the war because if one of the enemies were going to look over our shoulders, they would see ‘Mouse Sensei as part of the chat name and would get another clue.
The_Blood_Son
They would never get a chance to look over my shoulder.
Ghost Boy
I wouldn’t doubt it
But just in case ya know?
Mouse Bug
Have a plan for everything.
My Little Robot
If they were going to look
They would see Mouse’s username anyway
I could make something to prevent that
Make it so that the screen would turn off if certain people looked at it
Babababs
Oh that’s a good idea
Can I help?
My Little Robot
I’ll DM you
Mouse Bug
We’ve lost them
Notactuallyanerd
At least it means we’re going to get a cool new phone feature soon?
Ghost Girl
Heck yeah
Notactuallyanerd
Ellie eat.
Ghost Girl
Thx
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Mouse Bug
I’m making The WDFJ Club shirts
I need your measurements
Robot I already have yours don’t worry
Ghost Boy
Sweet
I’ll DM them to you
Ghost Girl
I do not know my measurements
I’ll go buy a tape measure and get back to you
Notactuallyanerd
I’d have to ask my mom what mine are
Babababs
I have mine and Bloodson’s
The_Blood_Son
Is this necessary?
Mouse Bug
Yes.
I’m going to need a place to ship these too as well
After I’m done, of course.
I’m also going to do all of the shirts in different colors
Any base color requests?
The_Blood_Son
Black.
Ghost Girl
That was fast
And also basic
I’m basic too I want white
Ghost Boy
Can Ellie and my shirts be inverts of each other?
Mouse Bug
Invert like negative colors or invert like her stitching color is your base color and vice versa?
Ghost Boy
The second one
I want to match
Ghost Girl
I like that idea yessss
Mouse Bug
So besides white, what do you want your other color to be?
Ghost Girl
Neon green
If Ghost Boy likes it
Ghost Boy
Lol
Yes
Mouse Bug
I can work with that
What color do you want your stitching? @The_Blood_Son
Or can I choose?
The_Blood_Son
I will let you choose if you don’t make it some ridiculous color.
Mouse Bug
I take it you don’t want bright pink, then.
Babababs
I would PAY to see Bloodson in a bright pink outfit
Mouse Bug
I take paid commissions
The_Blood_Son
Don’t you DARE.
Babababs
I won’t
Well I won’t get something for YOU
Depending on the craftsmanship of these shirts I might get something for Dick.
Ghost Boy
Is Dick a person?
Because it is capitalized…
Babababs
Yeah Dick is Bloodson’s oldest brother
Ghost Girl
Tell him that’s a fabulous name
Babababs
I will don’t worry
Mouse Bug
OK so I’m going to choose a sensible color for you, don’t worry.
Babs, any requests?
Babababs
I would like a dark purple base with yellow stitching.
Mouse Bug
Ok ok
@Notactuallyanerd
What about you?
Notactuallyanerd
I’m back!
I have my measurements now.
Oh right
Blue and red?
I don’t care which is which.
Ghost Girl
You’re basic too!
But in a more fun way than me and Bloodson lol
Primary colors rather than grey scale
The_Blood_Son
This is twice now you’ve called me basic.
And yet, I’m not mad.
Ghost Girl
I haven’t been phrasing it as an insult
And I’ve also been referring to myself the same way
So like
I’d hope you weren’t mad
The_Blood_Son
If Zombie_Bird had called me basic, I would have attempted to stab him.
Notactualllyanerd
This is true
Not even hyperbole
He has a sword
Ghost Girl
Man I want a sword
Oi Ghost Boy
Do you have a sword I could use?
Ghost Boy
I could ask Aunt P
And also @The_Blood_Son that’s a mood
The_Blood_Son
Wanting to stab those who insult you is a ‘mood’?
Ghost Boy
Yes.
Ghost Girl
Specifically the Froot Loop
Ghost Boy
Especially the Froot Loop
Notactuallyanerd
Ellie told me about him
I hate him too
Ghost Boy
Really?
Ellie how much did you tell?
Ghost Girl
My whole life story
Plus context
Ghost Boy
EVERYTHING then
Yeah the Froot Loop is the worst
Mouse Bug
Wait isn’t he the creep crushing on your mom?
He’s important to Ellie’s mysterious backstory???
Babababs
Wait really?
Notactuallyanerd
Wait Babs were you even here for most of Ellie’s vague hinting about her tragic past?
Babababs
Well no but I did read through the chat history.
The_Blood_Son
Of course you did.
Elaboration?
Ghost Boy
Remember how Ellie said her first father figure tried to kill her?
Mouse Bug
...yes.
Ghost Boy
That was the Froot Loop.
Mouse Bug
Oh so he’s worse than we thought
Babababs
So he’s graduated from lusting after a married woman to attempted murder.
Notactuallyanerd
He’s actually done worse than that.
Ghost Girl
Indeed…..
Mouse Bug
Now there’s three of them.
More hints though.
Babababs
Wait NAAN didn’t you say she might be like your brother?
Was that ever confirmed??
Mouse Bug
NAAN?
Notactuallyanerd
Not Actually A Nerd
I’m guessing
Ghost Girl
Yeah that was confirmed
The_Blood_Son
Really now?
And if he was your first father figure
Then he really has done worse.
Ghost Boy
Wait NAAN, your brother is like Ellie????
Ghost Girl
Apparently
Ghost Boy
Oh wow
Mouse Bug
I feel like I’m missing some massive piece of context.
The_Blood_Son
You are.
Mouse Bug
Feel like explaining?
Notactuallyanerd
It’s kind of my brother’s secret?
I’m not sure if I should share it…
Ghost Girl
I could say what I am
And then you wouldn’t be saying anything about your brother
The context of your brother is how Bloodson and Babs figured it out anyway so I might as well just tell her
Mouse Bug
So what are you?
Ghost Girl
I’m a clone
Mouse Bug
A clone???
Notactuallyanerd
It’s a long story
I know because I heard the whole thing
Mouse Bug
I thought cloning wasn’t a thing yet??
The_Blood_Son
Not to the public.
All of those with access to the technology are keeping it firmly under wraps.
Only those affected by its existence are aware of it outside of its creators.
Mouse Bug
Ah
Ok then
Babababs
Ellie if you don’t mind me asking
Who’s your original?
Is it Ghost Boy’s other sister?
Ghost Girl
I don’t mind
And nah it’s not Jazz
See, the Froot Loop made his cloning tech himself, and there were a lot of problems with it
I’m actually Ghost Boy’s clone
Ghost Boy
Creep wanted me to be his son
Tried cloning me when I said no
Got mad when he couldn’t make a “Proper” clone
Ghost Girl
Just because I came out a girl
Seriously dude
Mouse Bug
That is
EXTREMELY messed up
The_Blood_Son
Indeed.
Babababs
And from the way you talk about him
I’m guessing he’s not in jail
Ghost Girl
Nope!
Mouse Bug
That’s even more messed up.
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah he should really be put in jail
But from what Ellie told me
He wouldn’t stay there
Babababs
?
Ghost Boy
The dude is Meta
Babababs
Oh
The_Blood_Son
Meta enough to escape jail?
Ghost Girl
He can walk through walls
Mouse Bug
That would do it alright
I’m adding him to my list of people I hate
Notactuallyanerd
But you’re so nice??
Who are the other people on the list?
Mouse Bug
Well this guy is the might be the most horrible so far
Maybe
The_Blood_Son
Who could you have met that would top him?
Mouse Bug
Oh boy
I forget that people outside of France don’t know
Ghost Boy
Don’t know what
Don’t know what Mouse
The_Blood_Son
Mouse Sensei?
Mouse Bug
So Paris has a supervillain
And heroes
Ghost Boy
Wow really!?
Babababs
It does?
I feel like we would have heard about that…
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah I mean
Isn’t Paris a huge tourist city?
Mouse Bug
It’s been kept under wraps by a combination of magic and the mayor restricting the media. Also a lot of region specific websites and information.
If you have a VPN set it to france and look up “The Ladyblog”
There should be a tab with a rundown of the situation.
Babababs
Holy…
I looked it up.
I would say it’s a roleplay blog for my own sanity but
The videos aren’t edited more than a few jump cuts.
Notactuallyanerd
I also looked it up?
Is this seriously real??
That’s terrifying…
The_Blood_Son
I have to agree.
Babababs
And everyone thinks Gotham is a bad place to live…
Sheesh.
Ghost Girl
So it took me a hot second to download a VPN
But I did
And
Wow
Ghost Boy
I haven’t looked it up yet
But those are some somber reactions
Ghost Girl
Dude
Look it up
It’s a frickin miraculous fight.
Ghost Boy
Wait seriously??
Mouse Bug
You’ve heard of the Miraculous??
Ghost Boy
My parents are obsessed with the paranormal
They have a ton of old books and tomes
Along with Chaos
Because she’s goth
And yeah, the Miraculous are talked about in a few.
Babababs
Really?
Because I can’t find anything about them other than stuff from Paris
Ghost Boy
They’re REALLY old books.
The_Blood_Son
Even then the Parisians don’t know much about the actual miraculous.
What can You tell us about them?
Ghost Boy
They’re jewelry inhabited by small deities embodying concepts of the universe called Kwamii
Without a miraculous as a conduit, the Kwamii can’t be seen or touched by mortals.
A Kwamii’s power is so immense that they need a further human conduit in order to use their abilities safely.
Lol I’m actualy just paraphrasing the book
I have it right here
The_Blood_Son
While that is very interesting
#10
Ghost Boy
FRICK
Notactuallyanerd
That’s terrifying.
Babababs
Seconded.
Mouse Bug
Well then.
Those books know more than Paris does, that’s for sure.
Ghost Girl
I want to meet a kwamii
The illustrations make them look adorable.
Ghost Boy
They really do
Babababs
You would think that the heroes would have contacted the Justice League by now though, right?
In the videos they look like kids!
Mouse Bug
Well…
They tried
They were told not to prank call the Justice league.
Babababs
What.
Mouse Bug
Well it’s not like there’s much physical proof when an attack isn’t happening!
You’ve seen the videos of the Miraculous cure!
Notactuallyanerd
That cure is awesome by the way
Ghost Boy
Wait cure??
Like
The Ladybug Miraculous????
The_Blood_Son
Indeed
Is there something wrong with that?
Ghost Boy
none at all
Continue.
I’m going to look it up for myself now.
Mouse Bug
And anyway it’s for the best, really.
Can you imagine an Akumatized superman??
Notactuallyanerd
I can
I don’t like it.
Mouse Bug
Exactly.
So anyway the other people on my Hate list are Hawkmoth and this one pathological liar without a moral compass.
Ghost Boy
Yeah I can see how that would make it onto your hit list.
Mouse Bug
Not a hit list
A Hate list
The_Blood_Son
Not for me.
I’m adding both the Froot Loop and Hawkmoth to my hit list.
Notactuallyanerd
Oh boy.
Mouse Bug
This was fun
I’m going to leave to work on the shirts now bye
Notactuallyanerd
Bye?
Ghost Girl
Bye
Ghost Boy
Bye
Babababs
Bye
The_Blood_Son
Farewell.
Ghost Boy
You’re doing that on purpose now aren’t you.
The_Blood_Son
And if I am?
Ghost Boy
If you are then you’re fabulous
Keep up the dramatics, my dramatic friend.
The_Blood_Son
I will do my best.