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GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Double A
Oh uh
Gosh I always feel like there’s so much I haven’t done, but now that I actually have to name some my mind has gone blank
Ghost Boy
It’s always like that tbh
Half of this game is desperately trying to find things you’ve never done that others might have
Babababs
Oh and I know we said we would go to twelve points, but that would take too long so we’re all going to get one more turn, whoever has the most points after that wins
Mouse Bug
Fair
Double A
Never Have I Ever had any siblings
The Kon Man
Well frick you
:(
Ghost Girl
Dude WHY
:(:(:(:(:(
Double A
I might not be as competitive as some people here but I still want to win
Mouse Bug
Fair
:)
Proud member of the only child club here
How many other members do we have?
Double A
Well, me
Babababs
Not me
:(
My Little Robot
It looks like only the Paris people fit the requirements
:)
The_Blood_Son
>:(
Notactuallyanerd
>:(
Ghost Girl
Twin frowns
Nice
Ghost Boy
:(
You have all met both of my sisters
The Kon Man
Wait
You have two sisters?
Ghost Boy
Oh yeah
JazzHands is also my sister
The Kon Man
She is??
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah
The Kon Man
That wasn’t in the chat history, was it?
Ghost Boy
It was mostly talked about on the Warmeeting chat
So maybe not
The Kon Man
You guys need to give me some sort of briefing on all this
Babababs
After the game
Bloodson it’s your turn
The_Blood_Son
Never Have I Ever lived in a home with two parents
Ghost Boy
Why does that feel mundane
I mean it’s still very sad but at this point it feels mundane
:( also
Ghost Girl
I mean my last turn i pulled out the big one sooo
Yeah it does kinda seem mundane
:) HAHA
Notactuallyanered
Ellie you’re living at my house right now
I have two parents
:(
Ghost Girl
It’s temporary residence
I’m *visiting*
Notactuallyanerd
Fine
The Kon Man
Unfortunately
I do live here sometimes
:(
Mouse Bug
Nooooo! My healthy home life has been used against me!
:(
Babababs
:(
My Little Robot
:(
I share Mouse Sensei’s sentiment
Ghost Boy
Again
I thought you weren’t fluent in english
My Little Robot
This chat is very motivating
Ghost Girl
Look at that I’ve been called motivating
The_Blood_Son
He implied that all of us were motivating.
I should hope so anyway.
Notactuallyanerd
Awwe thanks Robot!
Double A
While not anymore, I did used to
:(
Notactuallyanerd
Oh no
What happened?
Double A
My mom died a few years ago
Before the miraculous showed up
The_Blood_Son
My condolences.
Ghost Boy
Yikes
Sorry dude
Ghost Girl
You good?
Double A
I am now
Mouse Bug
He would be better if his dad would actually pay attention to him sometimes instead of distancing himself |:T
Ghost Girl
One day I aspire to have the same level of emoticon knowledge as you do, Mouse Sensei
Mouse Bug
One day, my young pupil
One day
Babababs
Jon it’s your turn
Notactuallyanerd
Oh uh
Uhhhhhh
UHHHHHHH
Why is this so hard??
Double A
I feel your pain
Notactuallyanerd
Never Have I Ever
Wait
Bloodson
We never asked GB!!!
We forgot in wake of the theft!
The_Blood_Son
You’re right
We did
Ghost Boy
Ask me what??
The_Blood_Son
Awhile ago in the chat you expressed interest in learning my secrets
Ghost Boy
Yeah
The Kon Man
What
The_Blood_Son
I said that the only way to do that is to gain the favor of my father
Ghost Boy
I remember
The_Blood_Son
In order to gain the favor of my father he would need to trust you
I am asking for permission to tell my father the secrets which you have entrusted to us
Then there is the possibility he would let Jon and I share ours
Babababs
Oh
OH
Please GB it would be great
He won’t judge you we promise
If anything he’d be super concerned and supportive
Notactuallyanerd
GB please
Please we want to tell you things so bad
The Kon Man
What the frick-
WHAT THE FRICK-
Ghost Boy
And you KNOW he won’t have a negative reaction to it?
Babababs
Yes.
The_Blood_Son
I would be severely disappointed in him if he did
Notactuallyanerd
That’s Bloodson for “I would take your side over his”
And he isn’t going to be negative about it anyway
No more so than he is about MY dad
And they’re best friends!
Ghost Boy
If you’re sure
Then I don’t see why not
Ghost Girl
OH OH YES
WE’RE GONNA GET TO KNOW THEIR SECRETS YESSSS
Seriously I can *smell* the secrets in this house, but I’ve been polite and haven’t snooped
The Kon Man
Thanks.
Ghost Girl
You’re welcome
Babababs
As wonderful as this is, we’re still playing
Double A
We would have gotten derailed so many times if it wasn’t for you
Babababs
How did any of you survive without me
Notactuallyanerd
Never Have I Ever had anything but black hair
Ghost Boy
HA
HAHA
:(
NOo
Ghost Girl
!!!!
:(
Frick u
The Kon Man
Ellie don’t you have black hair though?
Did you dye it or something?
:)
Ghost Girl
Nope! Never dyed it
Mouse Bug
Wait then how
:)
Ghost Girl
Glowy glowy
Ghost Boy
She’ll film it for you later
It’s going to be great
My Little Robot
:(
Mouse why
Mouse Bug
Haha
Double A
sadly
I’m blond
:(
The_Blood_Son
:)
Babababs
And I’m a redhead
:(
Ghost Boy
Nice
Jazz is too
Babababs
Aw sweet
Gotta add her to the ginger club
But anyway Kon it’s your turn
The Kon Man
Ok ok
Never Have I Ever existed for ten years
Ghost Girl
AHAHA
:)
Ghost Boy
AAGH
I STILL HAVE ONLY 2 POINTS
:(
Babababs
Same
:(
The_Blood_Son
Am I correct in assuming that everyone else here is above ten years of age?
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah
:(
Babababs
Kon and Ellie get a point, no one else
Mouse it’s your turn
Mouse Bug
Oh nice
Never Have I Ever lived anywhere but above a bakery
The Kon Man
I…
So only people who have lived above a bakery their entire lives gets a point
Ghost Boy
Play smart to win ig
Notactuallyanerd
Wow
:(
Mouse Bug
Be honest how many of you have EVER lived above a bakery?
Ghost Boy
With my family’s cooking skills?
Never
Ghost Girl
Never lived anywhere long enough to do that
The_Blood_Son
I have not
Mouse Bug
I believe that’s two points to me then!
Babababs
Yep
GB it’s your turn
Ghost Boy
Ha
Never Have I Ever enjoyed the Christmas season
Mouse Bug
WHAT
:(
GB WHY
Notactuallyanerd
:(
Who hurt you???
Ghost Girl
Man you are really not making any better of a case for your parents are you
:(
Ghost Boy
You know what this is one thing I will wholeheartedly blame on them
They’ve made every single christmas awful
The Kon Man
:( dude…
What did they DO?
The_Blood_Son
Hmmm
:(
Double A
I mean… I haven’t enjoyed SPECIFIC Christmases before, but all of them??
:(
My Little Robot
My condolences
:(
Babababs
Well GB just managed to get 2 points
:(
Mouse Bug
This is unacceptable
Why is Christmas so bad for you??
Ghost Boy
It’s the only time of year my parents fight
The fight gets BAD
AND it eclipses nearly everything, so they basically forget about me and Jazz for the entire month of december
Babababs
Ok that’s it
We’re bringing you here for Christmas, so you can see what a GOOD Christmas looks like
The_Blood_Son
I agree
Mouse Bug
Double A, Robot, and I are coming too
We’ll make a party out of it
Double A
I would like to come, i just don’t think my father would let me
It is across and ocean after all
Mouse Bug
But A
We have Robot
Double A
Oh right
The Kon Man
We’re coming too
Ghost Girl
Oh yes
Yes yes yes
We’ll have the most wonderful time
Ghost Boy
You guys do realize Christmas isn’t for MONTHS right?
Babababs
Doesn’t matter
Ghost Girl
Hey, isn't there such a thing as Christmas in july?
We could do something then
Mouse Bug
I’d be down for that
Babababs
Settled
Anyway Ellie it’s your turn
Ghost Girl
Awww heck yeah!
Never Have I Ever been to space!
Even for a few minutes, GB.
Ghost Boy
Frick u
>:(
Mouse Bug
Wait, didn’t we already discuss this?
Ghost Girl
We did
The Kon Man
I read that part in the chat history
It was pretty funny
Double A
What?
Babababs
Well at the time it was established that Ellie was the only person in the chat who hadn’t been to space
Ghost Girl
But we’ve gotten a bunch of new members!
So i wanted to check if it was still true
Babababs
Well if Double A has been to space, then yeah
You’re still the only one here who hasn’t been to space
Double A
Yeah I’ve been to space
Mouse Bug
Same time as Robot and I
Ghost Boy
I’m sorry but I gotta ask again
Why were you guys in space??
Mouse Bug
Oh oh!
I can answer this now!
Robot’s mom was akumatized
She took a bunch of people into space on the train she was conducting
Notactuallyanerd
Oh
Wow
My Little Robot
It was rather intense
Mouse Bug
I’ll tell the whole story another time, promise
I still owe an Akuma story to Ellie and GB anyway
Notactuallyanerd
I forgot about that
Bloodson and I owe stories too, don’t we?
Ghost Boy
You do indeed
The_Blood_Son
I shall prepare one for a later date
Babababs
Two points to Ellie
Robot it’s your turn
Ghost Boy
Man
Three people who got two points in a row
The Kon Man
Hey, i’m not complaining
Ghost Boy
Me neither
It’s just funny
Notactuallyanerd
Not to me
Ghost Girl
Only because you didn’t get two points
Notactuallyanerd
Well yeah
But still
My Little Robot
Never Have I Ever first met Mouse Bug when she was 13 or older
Double A
Oh come on!
:(
Ghost Boy
…
What?
The_Blood_Son
If you first met Mouse Sensei after she turned thirteen, you do not gain a point.
:(
Ghost Boy
Oh
:(
I’m assuming anyway, since the question is phrased the way it is
Mouse Bug
Yeah
:) because I met me first
But only Robot here knew me before I was thirteen
The Kon Man
Well then
:(
Babababs
Only Mouse and Robot get a point
It’s my turn
Ghost Girl
OooooOOOooh
Babababs
Never Have I Ever stood up in the last year
The Kon Man
What is it with people doing perfect 2 pointers all of a sudden??
:(
Ghost Girl
I know right??
It worked in my favor tho so I can’t complain.
:(
Notactuallyanerd
:(
The_Blood_Son
Is there anyone here who is also a wheelchair user or can we finally finish this game once and for all?
Ghost Boy
Nope
We’re all walkable
Double A
Walkable?
That’s a word?
The_Blood_Son
It is indeed. But you are using it wrong.
That would be #16
Ghost Boy
hmMmMMMMMM WHY
The_Blood_Son
Try harder next time.
Ghost Boy
Frick u
But yes
Ghost Girl
He’s been getting better grades on his english papers since you started doing this
The_Blood_Son
Oh has he now?
Ghost Boy
Shut up Ellie
Babababs
So anyway that’s two points to me
Mouse Bug
Congrats!
Ghost Girl
Welcome to our club!
Notactuallyanerd
Wait, is the game over?
The Kon Man
Who won?
Babababs
According to the numbers, our winner is Mouse Sensei!
Mouse Bug
YES
I WON
Ghost Boy
That checks out over on my end too, congrats!
The_Blood_Son
You won the competition to see who has the least interesting life
Congratulations indeed
Mouse Bug
Hey babs what place did he get?
Babababs
He tied for second with Ellie
Ghost Girl
Oh SWEET
Notactuallyanerd
Silver isn’t bad!
Good job!
Mouse Bug
See? You have barely any room to talk!
The_Blood_Son
Barely is still some.
Mouse Bug
I agree with GB
Frick u
Ghost Girl
Mouse Sensei don’t listen to him
He’s just salty cuz’ he lost
The_Blood_Son
I am not salty.
Ghost Girl
Oh really?
Because I am choking on how salty you are rn
Ghost Boy
Ooooooo
Notactuallyanerd
Uh
The_Blood_Son
May I remind you that we both placed second?
You have no right to call me salty.
Ghost Girl
Except that I’m not salty and you are
Wait
Bloodson do you not know what Salty means
The_Blood_Son
It is a flavor
Ghost Girl
No I mean in context
The_Blood_Son
I do not.
Ghost Girl
Oh
Well for your information, you were being salty
Idk how to explain anything correctly go look it up on urban dictionary or something idk
The_Blood_Son
I’ll do that.
Babababs
Anyway, Mouse Bug is in first, Bloodson and Ellie are tied for second
I already told you that much
But you didn’t let me finish
The Kon Man
Sorry babs
Ghost Girl
Whoops
Mouse Bug
Ah yeah
Our bad
Ghost Boy
So!
In third place we have….!
The Kon Man! Congratulations on the bronze!
The Kon Man
Heck yes
Ghost Girl
U deserve it good on u
Notactuallyanerd
How did I place?
Ghost Boy
Uh
Babababs
You lost.
Completely.
Notactuallyanerd
Oh
Does that mean I’m interesting?
The_Blood_Son
Indeed it does.
Notactuallyanerd
Then I’m ok with it
My Little Robot
I placed in the middle then
I’ll have to do better next time
Double A
Same
Mouse Bug
Heyy it’s getting pretty late here and my parents are telling me to go to bed
Talk to you all later?
Ghost Boy
Sounds good
The_Blood_Son
Sleep well.
Double A
Oh crap
I have an early morning thing tomorrow, I need to sleep too
Babababs
Well you better get to bed then
Ghost Girl
You will be missed
Ghost Boy
Dearly
The Kon Man
Hardy har har
Notactuallyanerd
Hey Ellie wanna go to the park?
Ghost Girl
Why not
Sure
Bye guys