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Summary
Before you read any further, this is entirely ironically and is INTENTIONALLY bad, and is a clear parody to the original source. (That being Homestuck)
Please let this NOT be you first time hearing of Homestuck, this WILL ruin it.
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A short story about John Egbert meeting Dave Strider in a alt universe where S̶b̶u̶r̶b̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶h̶a̶p̶p̶e̶n̶e̶d̶ Happened later in canon. Meeting in person for the first time they catch up on the time they've talked online, too bad John isn't entirely straight on meeting his long-time crush face-to-face, and shit happens (literally).
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As you can tell, this is scat and fart fetish: not made to be taken seriously, and is solely one big joke. Nevertheless, you're here to read it, and I'm not gonna stop you, you disgusting human :)
Series
- Part 1 of Pre-Sburb AA timeline
- Part 5 of The entire AA timeline in "order"