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Due to my brain making this an actual story part 2 is the actual story/some plot of this idea while this will stay a chill chat fic!! Go read part 2 if you want both plot and shitty humour but actual writing. 

Aside from that Both MCs have gender neutral pronouns and have magic phones. Commence cracked siblings things!!

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MC/Yuki:Oh my Diavolo, I got one spell wrong and summoned my sibling...

MC/Yuu: Yuki?! Where's Ace and Deuce?!"

MC/Yuki: Who?!

MC/Yuu: Oh you wouldn't know just send me back-

MC/Yuki: Fuck, the spell isn't working I need to call Solomon he'd know.

MC/Yuu: You can do magic?

MC/Yuki: My fair share. Why?

MC/Yuu: I can't

MC/Yuki: Well then...

MC/Yuu: Where are we? Actually, we aren't in [insert country]

MC/Yuki: Yuu, we're in hell

MC/Yuu: Oh yeah...wait WHAT?!

MC/Yuki: Yep, came here a year ago don't know what happened to you but now I have seven demons after me...

MC/Yuu: WHAT, Yuki slow down I was gone for a few months and left you and you're in hell flirting with demons

MC/Yuki: Befriending, yuu, okay, I only flirt with [insert fav OM!]

MC/Yuu: *gAsP* they are literal demons

MC/Yuki: Well you are literally standing on a summoning mat for devildom studies so...

MC/Yuu: I take my eyes off you for one second-

MC/Yuki: Oh yeah Yuu where were you?

MC/Yuu: Dunno just remember Disney✨ but I didn't know what Disney was but I do now

MC/Yuki: ....should I be concerned...?

MC/ Yuu: No, but I'm going as a student at Night Raven College.

MC/Yuki: What, when?!

MC/ Yuu: Since the magic mirror chose me-

MC/Yuki: Yuu okay?

MC/Yuu: Well not anymore...

MC/Yuki: So Yuu, should we talk have lunch...?

MC/Yuu: Why are you dating demons.

MC/Yuki: Why are you meeting hot men in the middle of the night in your yard?

MC/Yuu: How did you know- wait why do I need to explain myself your leading 7-

MC/Yuki: 9

MC/Yuu: 9 men on you basically have a harem-

MC/Yuki: *gAsPs dramatically* nO

MC/Yuu: yes

MC/Yuki: Listen here yuu-

Solomon rushes in.

Solomon: Yuki got your message. I can trace your sibling back to where they came from.

MC/Yuu: Is he one Yuki?

MC/Yuki: ....maybe....

Pshhh, and MC/Yuu disappears and goes back

And so they both were saved from each other, little did they know what the author had in store for them....

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MC/Yuki: yuuu
MC/Yuki:yuuu!!
MC/Yuki: pay attention to my texts!
MC/Yuu:I'm in class what?
MC/Yuki: really? What are you studying?
MC/Yuu: idk
MC/Yuki:-_-
MC/Yuu: idk but I keep hearing deuce's elastic band
MC/Yuki: why?
MC/Yuu: the class is so boring it prevents him from sleeping
MC/Yuki: why r you not asleep
MC/Yuu: BECAUSE YOU KEEP TEXTING ME
MC/Yuki: oh
MC/Yuu: so pls leave me alone
MC/Yuki: I'm bored too tho
MC/Yuu: ...why?
MC/Yuki: the bros got a student council meeting I'm just at home eating devil newt sauce flavoured spicy chips on the sofa
MC/Yuu: what is that?
MC/Yuki: some really nice chips
MC/Yuu: is that even edible
MC/Yuki: it said hellfire baked so I think it's was fine..
MC/Yuu: how are you eating that?
MC/Yuki: idk got used to the taste it's pretty nice
MC/Yuu: ...how??
MC/Yuki: idk it's just nice, should I watch a movie?
MC/Yuu:don't talk about movies we don't even have a tv in the ramshackle dorm
MC/Yuki: you live in a ramshackle dorm and you call it that yourself😂😂
MC/Yuu: seriously 😒
MC/Yuki: y e s
MC/Yuki: k gtg asmo's out of the meeting and we're going to majolish
MC/Yuu: k
MC/Yuki: also I keep listening to this song called piece of my world it's so good I'll send the link.
MC/Yuu: not interested
MC/Yuki: why tho?
MC/Yuu: I don't trust you
MC/Yuki:why?
MC/Yuu: you'll send me a meme instead
MC/Yuki:🤡

[MC/yuki is offline]
[MC/yuu is offline]

And so Yuu got his phone confiscated in class. Which one of the siblings seem more mature?

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~magic phones go brrr~

MC/Yuki: Hey yuu, would you have a grudge on someone who stole your stuff?
MC/Yuu: you mean if I would bear a grudge on you? No, but you'd get hell if you keep stealing my food.
MC/Yuki: I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT US!! It's for a friend...okay.
MC/Yuu: if you want advice then give me some more context.
MC/Yuki: okay, imagine if someone stole all your figures and sold them, weekly-
MC/Yuu: they'd be a dead person-
MC/Yuki:....what???
MC/Yuu: they would either forfeit all mortal possessions or pay the price.
MC/Yuki: again, are yuu okay? Let me continue the story tho.
MC/Yuki: ..so they stole and sold your stuff but your stuck with them, because you're siblings, what would you do?
MC/Yuu:....do you have something to confess? I am very suspicious of you, what did you do? Tell me the truth, I won't be mad.
MC/Yuki: you were literally talking about how you'd give that person hell, and no I did nothing, it's simply advice for a friend who complains about his brother a lot.
MC/Yuu: tell him to deal with it, or lay out traps to catch the person in the act and enact VENGEANCE
MC/Yuki: ....I won't steal your food anymore...
MC/Yuu: good :)

~and MC/Yuki's advice for Levi and Mammon's situation led them to discover an unwanted side of MC/Yuu~

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"blot will effect your mind and your body including your unique magic, even weaker magic will increase the blot in your body"
-coach Vargas, Vargas camp event

*spoilers if you haven't caught up to Vil (chapter 5-prologue)*

Ignihyde dorm overblot predictions

From what we were left with at the end of Vil's chapter was a beserk Grim and hints of the next chapter. Starting with the quote from the event we already know blot are from an unhealthy mind, using magic too much. When someone overblots their magic pen completely turns black. If you remember the ghost monster in the prologue we were supposed to get a magic stone thing from the abandoned dwarf mines. The ghost was vicious and extremely protective of the stone much like grim had became when he held onto Vil's blackened magic pen and launched at us, but what will save Grim? Unlike the overblots previously grim has had A LOT of those blackened magic pens crystal things. And the things he "tasted"(e.g. I remember jamil's one was savoury there are always different flavours suggesting different feelings or emotions at the time) is probably the owner's emotions formalised or something they'll probably clarify. This is different from the normal overblot case and we had to "destroy" the ghost for us to get the blackened magic pen in the prologue. Again, I feel like this will link to ignihyde because we know Idia goes out to the vending machines at night(which was around the time we were attacked) meaning he could save us or call for help, so maybe the other dorm leaders could save us form "beserk grim" causing idia to feel guilty not being able to help us immediately. Also we know from I think one of silver's stories Idia is concerned about ortho and how much stuff he's installed. Idia wasprobably extremely lonely in his childhood and plagued by isolation because he comes from "the cursed Shoud family" making him antisocial because he had nobody to speak to->also could be a reason why he made his younger brother to have someone. This "family situation" was referenced when Riddle was pressing on Idia to speak publicly during the VDC-arc-Vil's-thing y'know. He hates facing people which means that maybe during the ignihyde dorm he's pushed into social situations causing his overblot. We also know that the ignihyde members are cut off from the rest of NRC so there are lots of problems and pressure from Riddle and others to be more dorm leader-like and we know Idia cares about what people think of him(referring back to his worries public speaking and even normally talking to peers) thus leading to a perfect overblot ending unfortunately.

To sum it up Idia is self conscious and is bad speaking to people and was probably isolated because of his family background or (maybe) so he made ortho but he's worried about ortho too, and this much stress+negativity equals overblots.

I personally am most scared for this chapter when we will know Idia's back story, i will break down bc of ortho and Idia, I can feel the tears now typing this. Tell me your opinions in the comments! p>

[NOTE THIS IS PURELY A PREDICTION OF MINE NOT A LEAK OR FAKE NEWS]

Edit: the lab coat SR was actually Ortho's I think it's somewhere on yt and I have some new theories after rewatching Hercules and seeing others opinions online. If you know mythology you'd know that the plot for Hercules has changed every character e.g. Hercules still being a demigod while saying Hera is his mother even when she hates him in the myths and Hades agenda to "take over Olympus"
Knowing that Hades didn't actually want to "take over Olympus" in the myths. I suggest everybody either rewatches/plays the last part of the pomefiore chapter Idia says"it's fine since I won't be able to go anywhere" in context he got a email from the Olympus company but tells Ortho to put it all in the trash. Like I said before hand about idia's family they probably have and un slightly duty that is much like how it Hades job in the underworld was viewed. Also theories about ortho are here https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/mia-pon289.tumblr.com/post/635873431007739904/ortho-theory-and-analysis/amp I agree a lot with this post and keeping in mind hades can set souls free(like in Orpheus and Eurydice's myth) souls can travel between the mortal world and the underworld usually being put back by someone like Thanatos. I'm super excited for this chapter in general though it might be about something happending to ortho or Idia rejecting a part of his family's work which might lead to his overblot because of stress. I reccomend everybody watch the opening in slow motion there is some stuff that's in there that I might have to create another chapter.

Edit2: mistake on my behalf at the beginning of Hercules he's taken from Olympus somehow by hades and given this potion which makes him half mortal still doesn't explain how they included his 12 labours in a montage

Edit: I was very wrong, the stakes are super high and intense

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MC/Yuki: you know when you can say the same thing in a roundabout way bc you might hurt someone and can't say it nicely. I hate that...
MC/Yuu: I get that, sometimes they don't even LISTEN to me and say different things
MC/Yuki: I KNOW!! Half the time I'm their unpaid therapist, dealing with their emotional baggage that even KILLED ME!!
MC/Yuu: WHAT YOU FUCKING DIED THERE???
MC/Yuki:...well shit you're mad...
MC/Yuu: How can I NOT be mad I'm pissed what the fuck did those demons do to you?
MC/Yuki: it's fine! I'm alive there was this weird time loop thing so I survived! Okay, we wouldn't be able to speak if I were dead, so it's fine.
MC/Yuu: while you were dealing with those demons problems did any ask if you were okay? Can you come to them like they come to you? They don't deserve you if they don't have the decency to take care of you!
MC/Yuki: yuu..... I love how you care but one thing's for certain even after my near death experiences I know how much they trust and care for me....even..even i know that much...
MC/Yuu: I'm just looking out for you... I'm still pissed at them
MC/Yuki: haha I can tell
MC/Yuu: I hope they treasure you...
[MC/Yuu is offline]
MC/Yuki: If only you always acted this caring yuu....
[MC/Yuki is offline]

~This was not the end of Yuu they were determined to find them...which led to the funniest thing in MC/Yuki's life..~

I recommend you read my obey me one shot to fully understand MY mc's feeling because they link a little bit(a lot)to part 2.

To be continued....[the shrimp and the cow 2]

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MC/Yuu: tell me something that's happenening Yuki
MC/Yuki: surprising you're texting first, I'm in a class though.
MC/Yuu: what are you learning, if you are learning by the looks of it, you're not.
MC/Yuki: Well I never! I am graciously providing you with some entertainment aren't I, Yuu?
MC/Yuu: maybe.
MC/Yuki: so what's up with you?
MC/Yuu: nothing much, nearly sprained my ankle in gym.
MC/Yuki: *war flashbacks*
MC/Yuu: how is your class?
MC/Yuki: it's devildom history and I swear it has more fucked shit then in earth.
MC/Yuu: you are literally going to school in hell.
MC/Yuki: i never imagined there would be a school in hell....
MC/Yuu: if never imagined we'd both be isekaied and kidnapped.
MC/Yuki: at least we're not princesses who got hit by trucks😂
MC/Yuu: heh
MC/Yuu: or read a book and sleep waking up as a princess, tell me did you play a game the day you were isekaied?
MC/Yuki: well obviously.
MC/Yuu: no, I played a game too but I can't remember....
MC/Yuki: we always play games I mean during one of your midterm tests we were playing some game you bought.
MC/Yuu: well yeah but...it's interesting
MC/Yuki: oh yeah, Yuu how's NRC
MC/Yuu: I have to prevent ace deuce and grim from going Mostro lounge during test season but all round it's pretty good.
MC/Yuki: Mostro lounge?! What's that?
MC/Yuu: a place in the school where shady stuff happens in exchange for other stuff.
MC/Yuki: wtf that sounds shadier then Solomon
MC/Yuu: oh that guy from chapter 1
MC/Yuki: yh I wonder how the hell he brought you back to your school...
MC/Yuu 🤔 he's a freak like you
MC/Yuki: What?! How I'm not shady, when was I shady?! Or a freak?! He's not a freak either
MC/Yuu: oh really who's the abomination who dips mint choc chip ice cream in their sodas hmm
MC/Yuki: ...it tastes nice...
[MC/Yuki is offline]

3 hours later...

MC/Yuki: mint choc chip and soda tastes amazing and you have trashy taste buds for not liking it!
[MC/Yuki is offine]

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MC/Yuki: I can't FUCKING move past this difficult spike
MC/Yuu: same the boss battles have become a hundred times harder.
MC/Yuki: heck even the EVENTS are hard now.
MC/Yuu: I KNOW why is it so hard it's just an event.
MC/Yuki: JUST AN EVENT?! It has more shit than the main story!!
MC/Yuu: are you playing a gacha too?
MC/Yuki: yh
MC/Yuu: then you know the problem
MC/Yuki: the worst problem we all face
MC/Yuu: the summoning process
MC/Yuki: the summoning process

~you can hear loud sobbing from both parties in the distance~

5 hours later

MC/Yuu: Yuki....I can't get ONE Ssr card idk how many gems I've used they're not coming home NOTHING is coming home just like me...
(Seen)
MC/Yuu:YUKI DONT YOU DARE TELL ME YOU GOT AN SSR WHILE IM SUFFERING
(Seen)
MC/Yuu: forget it the mirror is glowing again I know what you're up to when you ignore my texts...

~And so MC/Yuki unlocked the new lessons in their gacha while MC/Yuu suffers~

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MC/Yuu: they say fortune favours the bold...
MC/Yuki: what are you talking about?
MC/Yuu: I've started investing madols
MC/Yuki: are yuu okay you're being uncharacteristically rash
MC/Yuu: I've got to invest real life money because I WILL get that Ssr
MC/Yuki: Yu don't do it you'll fall into financial ruin...you mustn't
MC/Yuu: I must. It's my duty it's a limited time event and I can't waste time
MC/Yuki:...it's too late for you. Yuu. It was nice seeing you. You'll fall into the endless pit of gacha
MC/Yuu: eventually I'll get my Ssr

~a few moments later~
MC/Yuu: I've got it finally got it
[Yuu shared an image gloriousSsR.png]
MC/Yuki: you've done it but at what cost?
MC/Yuu: all my saving I'll never eat lunch again I'll have to wait until next time Crowley maybe does something for ramshackle
MC/Yuki: you were being stupid
MC/Yuu: we all make sacrifices in life Yuki...We all do...You'll do the same too for the glorious Ssr...

~and so MC/Yuki wishes that Yuu was always level headed~

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MC/Yuu: they say today is my birthday..
MC/Yuki: happy birthday!!
MC/Yuu: it's too late now and don't say you forgot
MC/Yuki: I didn't!! I wouldn't forget my sibling's birthday.
MC/Yuu: yeah yeah anyway, there's this weird tradition in NRC that you wear this white blazer with a birthday sash
MC/Yuki: I can see how stiff you'd be in the blazer walking around like a cube.
MC/Yuu: it's so white though, you could see it from miles away and people like 'student b or a' are coming up to me saying congratulations.
MC/Yuki: how cute.
MC/Yuu: then at the party at ramshackle I'll be interviewed
MC/Yuki: wish I could be there in the human world you looked adorable eating the cakes I made
MC/Yuu: i did? When? I don't remember you cooking tbh your a trash cook.
MC/Yuki: I wish I could be there though...could you at least send a video.
MC/Yuu: it'll be chaos.
MC/Yuki: I don't mind I just want to see a snippet of you in that blazer
MC/Yuu: you're definitely not seeing it now
MC/Yuki: awww I would printed it out too.
MC/Yuu: sucks to be you, but you're really sappy today.
MC/Yuki: well this is probably the first time I wasn't there to celebrate your b-day so I thought you might be lonely.
MC/Yuu: I do have friends you know.
MC/Yuki: I know but eat lots of cake for me
MC/Yuu: maybe if I feel like it.
MC/Yuki: happy birthday Yuu 🎉
MC/Yuu: ..thanks yuki
[MC/Yuu is offline]
[MC/Yuki is offline]

~even if siblings fight and play around, they can be wholesome~

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~beware erased huge spoilers for the anime~

One chaotic day in the human realm

MC/Yuu: so I watched erased.
MC/Yuki: what did you think?
MC/Yuu: it was good but not that sad
MC/Yuki:heartless...
MC/Yuu:what did you say?
MC/Yuki: heartless bitch....
MC/Yuu: stop being bitter because I don't share the same opinion as you.
MC/Yuki: what about when he was in a COMA and his MOM WHO HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE DEDICATED 15 YRS OF HER LIFE TO HIM AND HE WAS DROWNED BY SOMEONE I TRUSTED THAT CANDY-SUCKING BITCH...😭😭😭😭
~Yuu is patting Yuki's back~
MC/Yuu: there there....but it was pretty obvious that he was the killer
MC/Yuki: what? How are you gonna go detective Satan on me
MC/Yuu: detective What? And no it was obvious because he sounded exactly like my headmaster
MC/Yuki: he did?
MC/Yuu: yh I guess that's why he dumped his work on a child
MC/Yuki: he was the murderer of course he couldn't do it.
MC/Yuu: dumping his work on a child...backbreaking work...being neglectful of students and forcing a student to deal with their trash....
MC/Yuki: are you okay?
MC/Yuu: no let's get some ice cream and enjoy a non magical fantasy world
MC/Yuki: yeah okay
MC/Yuu: no mint though
MC/Yuki: heartless bitch...

~yuu felt extermly uncomfortable hearing Crowley's voice while watching the anime~

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MC/Yuki: my boyfriend has anger isssues
MC/Yuu: dump him
MC/Yuki: he likes cats
MC/Yuu: don't dump him

MC/Yuu: hey can you help me with a question?
MC/Yuki: 'Kay what is it?
MC/Yuu: you see the author has a head canon that you've finished highschool but here's the question "metamorphic rocks are formed under intense heat and pressure is this true or false?" What's the answer?
MC/Yuki: WHAT IM GOING TO TURN INTO A ROCK?!!
MC/Yuu: what?! No, are YOU okay?
MC/Yuki:....no.....
MC/Yuu: do you wanna talk about it?
MC/Yuki: SO I WERE-

~yuu regretted their decision~

MC/Yuki: 🎶 a whole new world🎶
MC/Yuu:🎶are you just bored again?🎶
MC/Yuki: 🎶a whole new PC screen to see🎶
[MC/Yuu is offline]
MC/Yuki:🎶no assignment will tell me no,🎶
MC/Yuki: 🎶no more pretending to be smarter than mammon🎶
MC/Yuki: 🎶everything's a whole new devildom for me!!!!🎶

MC/Yuu: THE MIRROR HAD A FUCKING DWARF KNOCKING ON IT
MC/Yuki: it's like 3 am wtf
MC/Yuu: THERES A MONSTER IN MY MIRROR
MC/Yuki: what? Are Yuu okay? Watched too many horror movies?
MC/Yuu: ITS BANGING ON MY MIRROR IT LOOKS SHORTER THAN Grimm WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH WTH
MC/Yuki: now yuu breathe you've been in scarier situations remember when you were almost kidnapped?
MC/Yuu:DoNt ReMiNd Me Bi-
[MC/Yuu is offline]
MC/Yuki: rude

MC/Yuu: remember when you recommended me that song piece of my world?
MC/Yuki: yh
MC/Yuu: it's a poplar song here and they're using it for some auditions.
MC/Yuki: ahhh that's weird I found it after searching deep into devil tube levi recommended me a video then I saw it.
MC/Yuu: k it's just somehow I think the author wants to make some plot but is too tired too
MC/Yuki: i can relate they have their finals and have to update another one of their books i feel sorry for them...
MC/Yuu: same....

Obey me spoilers 10+

MC/Yuki: hey I know who our decentdent is.
MC/Yuu: I don't really care but who is it.
MC/Yuki: an angel
MC/Yuu: do you have a fever?
MC/Yuki: in serious after they told me our heritage goes back to the bros angel
MC/Yuu: wooow they're not relevant to us and our family now
MC/Yuki: true but you might start seeing things because 🎶tears of an angel🎶
MC/Yuu: am I supposed to laugh or be concerned about the underlying message
MC/Yuki: you went big brain!
MC/Yuu: 🤓
MC/Yuki: that's a harmful stereotype
MC/Yuu: it's an eMoJi

/Yuki: *wearing pjs*
MC/Yuu: *wearing ceremonial robe*
MC/Yuki: have you got your part of the video done?
MC/Yuu: yep
MC/Yuki: okay I'll put the magical convenient zoom-video call thing on.
MC/Yuki: 3
MC/Yuki:2
MC/Yuki:1
MC/Yuu: IKKOU SEI WONDERLAND
MC/Yuki: IKKOU SEI WONDERLAND
MC/Yuki: perfect now let me vent about school work for the hundredth time
MC/Yuu: Ughhhhhh let's not do that 'intro' again I have to put the robe back now....
MC/Yuki: let's just hope no one comes into my room i blocked it with a chair..
MC/Yuu: couldn't you have just gone to a coffee shop or something?
MC/Yuki: no time too lazy, now let me vent!

MC/Yuki: I have a boyfriend
MC/Yuu: did I you find a good zhongli fanfic again?
MC/Yuki: maybe... maybe not maybe I'm just enjoy life in hell*nervouly giggles*don't expose me yuu it's already hard reading in the dining room
MC/Yuu: okay okay whatever...simp...

MC/Yuu: send a picture of what your eating.
MC/Yuki: that takes time and effort I don't have
MC/Yuki: imagefoodyuuthinksthislooksgrossicanseewhereTheircomingfromauthorisapickyeater.png.jpg.dng
MC/Yuu: that's disgusting
MC/Yuki: DIFFERENT NOT DISGUSTING
MC/Yuu: WHY ARE YOU ON CAPS?
MC/Yuki:IDK IT SEEMED FITTING💚
[MC/Yuu has left the chat]
[MC/Yuki💚 has added MC/Yuu]
[MC/Yuu has left the chat]
[MC/Yuki💚 has added MC/Yuu]
MC/Yuu: why can't I leave?
MC/Yuki: you can't escape me Yuu...
MC/Yuu: who gave you admin rights?
MC/Yuki: I made the group that's what
[MC/Yuu has muted the chat]
MC/Yuu: lol you thought.

Levi: do you like noir from Ruri chan magical adventure prelude hearts escapade cherry towne?
Yuki: yeah I love him
Levi: you do but you don't really REALLY love him right like in real life? Wait let me prepare my heart for your answer if you do the same "yeah I love him again"
Yuki: of course not Levi I love [insert whoeverthefuckyousimpon]
Levi:*heart broken demon emoji*
Yuki: but nothing beats this reality being around you guys is better then any anime character.

~Later that evening~

MC/Yuu: you said something stupid today didn't you?
MC/Yuki: no i think I sounded pretty cool
MC/Yuu: you're no protagonist
MC/Yuki: PLEASE I LITERALLY have the word MC as my surname
MC/Yuu: that's up to the reader
MC/Yuki: well 'you're life is you're own'
Mc/Yuu: you said get ready and the rest didn't you?
MC/Yuki: yes...

~watch mob psycho 100 op 2 to get the reference(just watch the anime it's amazing~

~they both sung the opening aloud~

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One OK day of summoning to the human world.

MC/Yuki: since we both are here in the human world again.
MC/Yuu: since YOU summoned me to earth during my MiDTERMS
MC/Yuki: let's watch the new demon slayer movie you've seen the anime right?
MC/Yuu: no
~after 2 days of intensive binge watching~
MC/Yuki: you've watched the anime now we go to cinemas
MC/Yuu: wait are you sure your demons aren't stalking us at this moment.
MC/Yuki: I got the other exchange students to cover and Lucifer let me come for a break in the human world.
MC/Yuu: okay they won't be at the theatre right?
MC/Yuki: if I see any demon I will get my blade and kill them.
MC/Yuu: you have a terrible sense of humour.
MC/Yuki: oh well~ I bought our tickets the screening's at nine.
~a chaotic car ride later~
MC/Yuu: YOU CALL THAT DRIVING?!
MC/Yuki: listen I'm a little rusty..
MC/Yuu: WE COULD'VE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR RUSTINESS.
MC/Yuki: calm down stop being dramatic we're at the theatre.
MC/Yuu: NEXT TIME WE'RE TAKING THE BUS
MC/Yuki: okay okay just be quiet now we already got pulled over let's just put this behind us.
MC/Yuu: this theatre's huge....
MC/Yuki: I saved up, you know how amazing the animation in demon slayer is.
MC/Yuu: yeah
MC/Yuki: now let's get in.

~an hour into the movie~

MC/Yuki: rengoku's dad's bad but tanjirou dreaming of his family and committing suicide?! Wtf...
MC/Yuu: *silent*
MC/Yuki: oh shit did you see how the bitch is a train lol
MC/Yuki: lol rengoku's strong did you see what tanjirou just did oh shit did you see how his blade-
MC/Yuki: ah train demon enmu is now defeated, oh wait who's that? Did you know Lisa sings here-*enter jaws music*
MC/Yuki: OH SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

~when they came back home~

MC/Yuki: what the duck just happened-
MC/Yuu: ...he died
MC/Yuki: the last talk, I fucking cried in the theatre what the hell the last talk what about his brother? His mother was... omg no no no no...*sobbing* At least his last meal was UMAI....
MC/Yuu: *silent despair*
MC/Yuki: I can't I'm out I'll be in my
Room if you need me listening to the sound track...crying probably...

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Yu: next time I see that body pillow carrying lethargic demon he's getting a kick to the balls
Yuki: yu!
Yu: what?
Yuki: Do it while I'm out okay? If he tries anything just say your my sibling
Yu: deal

.... [timeskip]

Yuki: do you still want to be at twisted wonderland
Yu: for now
Yuki: I don't think you'll get a degree at home though are you sure?
Yu: for now
Yuki: I can demon summon you back to earth so don't hesitate
Yu: yeah... I'm....glad
Yuki: OK but you're gonna have to use your brain more
Yu: fucking bish-
Yuki: excuse me??!!?!?!?
Yu: you're excused

(Warning author loves belphie slander)

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Yu: prepare for trouble
Yuki: and make it double
Yuki: throwback to when you were obsessed with pokemon
Yu: do have to remind me? God you have no life
Yuki: wow harsh much
Yu: it's a perfectly acceptable amount
Yuki: wow who shat on your cereal
Yu: grim probably sighs deeply
Yuki: did you just sigh deeply in text?
[Yu is offline]

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One chaotic day in the human realm

Yu: you need to stop texting me during class, you can't silent with my phone
Yuki: I'm bored and I'd thought I'd spice your life up
Yu: are you serious??? I'm responsible for my phone getting taken away each week
Yuki: the phone that I ga-
Yuki: *loud shriek*
Yu: wth- *feels something pulling their leg
WHAT THE HELL-
Yuki: HELP ME I FELL THERES SOME EMPTY THINGG IN THE PARK
Yu: DO YOU THINK MY SHRIMP ASS CAN PULL YOU UP??
Yuki: WHY DONT YOU TRY
*fails and falls down*
Yu: how did this happen
Yu: do you at least have your phone?
Yuki: I dropped it on our way down
Yu: wow so no communication to your help and we're stuck on earth down a drain
Yuki: this isn't a drain it's a pothole
Yu: can you stop being a smartass at the worst time
Yuki: hey! Respect.
Yu:you dragged me down a fucking DRAIN
Yuki: look were both stuck here for god knows how long until somebody realises
Yu: sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yu: I knew I never should've bunked class for coming out with you
Yuki: You BUNKED??? You told me you were free...
Yu: I'm only missing an alchemy class
Yuki: yeah yeah...Next time send me your schedule aren't I kidnapping you to them?
Yu: I don't know guess I just disappeared
Yuki: it stinks down here
Yu:must be you
Yuki: shut up
Yu: *hands up*
Yuki: If we die here what kind of news report will feature us
Yu: I think your demon brothers would prevent any news
Yuki: probably- wait shush... I think I hear some one
Yu: HELP IM STUCK HERE
Yuki: HELPPPP
*Loud noises*

Yu: it's your fucking fault we were stuck in a police station and hospital for the next day
Yuki: can you respectful be quiet you've missed so many lessons isn't your school live-in
Yu: who fell down the drain
Yuki: I don't care you're getting back right now don't leave wherever the hell you live until you stop with the drain
Yu: don't fall down a drain next time—
Yuki: YEP YEP GOOD BYE YU

summons sibling away

Yuki: now I have to deal with 7 worried demons sighhhhhhhhh...

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Belphie:AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAA*chokes miha
Miha; bitchass ungrateful sis con
Belphie: and I was hurt by that
Miha: I can say a lotta shit to hurt your fucking double crossing assface—
Belphie: should I end you here
Miha:yes
*miha dies roll end credits and end of diavolo’s exchange program only mammon and luke grieved miha

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Yu: I'm tired of crowley's bs
Yuki: nice I genuinely don't know wtf is going on but I had gelato.
Yu:I hate you and your gelato
Yuki: what happened?
Yu: not only did I lose the 50/50 but now I have to attend some bs masquerade ball esque USUALLY I WOULD BE EXCITED BUT I GENUINELY CANNOT WITH THIS BIRD FUCKING
Yuki: wanna get Gelato?
Yu: I still hate mint choc chip
Yuki: yh yh degenerate I'm paying
Yu: of course;)

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Yu: wanna watch Jjba
Yuki: yh why not?

/one part 1 later/

Yu: FUCK YOU YUKI FUCK OFF DIO SYMPATHISER
Yuki: HES A GOOD CHARACTER ITS NOT LIKE HE WAS BORN EVIL HE JUST—
Yu: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPP IM THROWING AWAY MY HUMANITY, JOJO!
Yuki: damn why why why, why why why why why why why CANT I DO THE FUCKING POSE WHYYY
Yu:INFERIOR WRYYYYYYYYYY
Yuki: I'm not even going to ask how you're doing that..or why bc we haven't watched part 3—
Yu: ofc ofc
Yuki: wanna watch Battle tendency
Yu: yh why not I mean dio is dead I wonder what the next part is about

/after part 2/
Yu:SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yuki: CAESARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR  IL MARE ETERNO NELLA MIA ANIMAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yuki: I really liked Wham tho—
Yu: /awaken/
Yu: tf why does someone alwaysss have to die
Yuki: dio v ultimate kars?
Yu: <<<< kinda obvious with hamon and all
Yuki: I'm not emotionally prepared for stardust crusaders
Yu: why?
Yuki: bc someone is gonna dieeee, someone is gonna bite the dust—

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A surprising quiet day in the Devildom, inside a certain otaku demon's room

Yuki: why the genuine fuck is this RNG so bad?!?!?!

Levi: stop playing genshin UwU UwU heart

Yuki: I fucking hate you who says "UwU" you're a literal demon steal my soul!!

Mammon: I won't steal your soul but I can steal your hearrt~~.. if you'll let me of course, but you will because it's THE GREAT MAMMON HERE–

Levi: Shut up Mammon, they were talking to me! Me! For once I wasn't a lonely otaku degenerate and a highly regarded reddit mod–

Mammon: But for real, Yuki, what's RNG?

Yuki: Sweet, innocent Mammon...

Levi: I am not associated with this convo, good luck Mammon.

Yuki: Mammon it's the chance that Luci will give your credit card back

Mammon: ....  we all know very soon my goldie—

Yuki: never have hope. It'll be destroyed like dust in the wind, like the money in my bank account, like university debt—

Mammon: ..........

Levi: it's just randomness but as a certified pay to win, i could never understand such a mortal, pathetic struggle. Yuki would be too if they just asked Luci–

Yuki: I could ask you

Levi: and I'd always comply, anything but rival rurisen content of course we aren't ruffians *hugs body pillow tighter*

Yuki: well that's useless to me *levels up artifact* wow defence, flat atk and other random bullshit crystals AND NOT THE GODDAMN TOY

Mammon: can we rematch fresh Prince now, Yukiiiiii come on you look like Levi with that stare. 

Yuki: when I pull a good artifact okay? 

And they never watched fresh prince 

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As you all know this is turning into an actual fic this is to alert you of the part 2 of this chatfic where I will post the actual chapters of the the project there instead of here since I still am planning to continue the chatfic goofy vibes here. I'm taking down the last chapter as it will be reposted on its own.

To summarise, The misadventures of the two MCs will stay a chatfic but will have a sequel with a real plot! Go knock yourselves out.

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A casual Tuesday in Twisted Wonderland(seriously how is that a world's name??)

Yuu: I've been getting theses vision about Maleficent

Grimm: visions? Minion have you lost your mind??

Yuu: IVE ALWAYS HAD VISION YALL JUST DONT REALISE ITS THE MIRROR!! ...Mickeyorwhateverscaresmetoo

Grimm: minion did you take something from thoses fishy brothers??

Yuu: IM NOT DOING DRUGS TSUNOTARO WILL OVER BLOT MARK MY WORDS

Grimm: I get it!! You're just excited because of the new dorm layout and can't sleep in your bed poor minion. I'm going to have to lead this dorm well

Yuu:*pterodactyl screaming*

The siblings later on are on a video chat

Yuki: you're in a red bull mood what's up bro?

Yuu: omfg I miss red bull..... 😭 also who the fuck is in the back ground of your call? 

Yuki: oh I'm just in Asmo's room we're having a pillow party Levi and Mammon are coming over later too~ 

Yuu:*in the dark of their room with the magic mirror glowing behind them and mickey pounding on it menacingly. Under the covers* ...I fucking want yout life

Yuki: oh please no you don't imagine doinG a HA school again after you graduated ughhh Yuu I live such a hard cumbersome—

[Yuu ends call]

Crowley: Hey what is going on Draconia has gone berserk!

Tsunotaro:I'll give you all a gift, the gift of eternal sleep to endless play out your life so that I—we—can forever experience this. Isn't that right, Lillia? 

Lilla: MALLEUS

Yuu: *to the side* I CALLED IT I FUCKING CALLED IT SURE SAYING I WAS LEAVING SOON DIDN'T HELP HIS ABANDONMENT ISSUES BUT I STILL CALLED AND NOW... because Tsunotaro will lose most of everyone here he....

Malleus: [hums once upon a dream] 

Players:crying their eyes out//questioning reality