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The misadventures of the two MCs

Chapter 19: Rlly bad JoJo chapter

Notes:

Shameless self promo of my fic "the phoenix" xiaoven, genshin police/gang. If you're into that then go wild.
JoJo spoilers lmao part 1 and 2

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Yu: wanna watch Jjba
Yuki: yh why not?

/one part 1 later/

 

Yu: FUCK YOU YUKI FUCK OFF DIO SYMPATHISER
Yuki: HES A GOOD CHARACTER ITS NOT LIKE HE WAS BORN EVIL HE JUST—
Yu: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPP IM THROWING AWAY MY HUMANITY, JOJO!
Yuki: damn why why why, why why why why why why why CANT I DO THE FUCKING POSE WHYYY
Yu:INFERIOR WRYYYYYYYYYY
Yuki: I'm not even going to ask how you're doing that..or why bc we haven't watched part 3—
Yu: ofc ofc
Yuki: wanna watch Battle tendency
Yu: yh why not I mean dio is dead I wonder what the next part is about

/after part 2/
Yu:SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yuki: CAESARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR  IL MARE ETERNO NELLA MIA ANIMAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yuki: I really liked Wham tho—
Yu: /awaken/
Yu: tf why does someone alwaysss have to die
Yuki: dio v ultimate kars?
Yu: <<<< kinda obvious with hamon and all
Yuki: I'm not emotionally prepared for stardust crusaders
Yu: why?
Yuki: bc someone is gonna dieeee, someone is gonna bite the dust—

Notes:

Don't ask me why I made this. I'm reading part 8 now