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    Full Title: Household Appliances: In Which Dream, George And Sapnap, Karl, Quackity and Wilbur Have Various Fetishes For Household Appliances (As The Name Implies), Philza, Wilbur And Technoblade Are Drug Dealers, BadBoyHalo and Skeppy Are Policemen, Tubbo, Tommy and Ranboo Aren’t Technically Tubbo, Tommy and Ranboo Because We Cannot Include Minors So They Have Aliases And Also Can Shapeshift, Schlatt, Niki And Fundy Work With The Drug Lords, Puffy Is A Babysitter, God Is Extremely Confused, And Jack Manifold Is A Reinacarnation Of JackSepticEye

    me and the co-author of this fic had a plan to write the worst, most stupid crack fanfiction ever back in january and it snowballed. like way out of control. so uh yeah take this and do with it what you will

    Started: January 31st 2021
    Finished: November 3rd 2021

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