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1. He Prefers to Text by SnufflesThePig

   Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   15 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Sherlock Holmes & John Watson
   • Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
   • Sally Donovan/Original Character(s)
   • Sherlock Holmes
   • John Watson
   • Molly Hooper
   • Greg Lestrade
   • Sally Donovan
   • Philip Anderson
   • Harry Watson
   • Original Characters
   • text fic
   • Texting
   • Group chat
   • Sherlock Texting
   • Sherlock Being Sherlock
   • Sherlock Holmes Loves John Watson
   • You can use your johnlock goggles or not but chances are ill put that slash in eventually
   • Greg Lestrade is a Good Friend
   • Sally Donovan Appreciation
   • Philip Anderson Being a Dick
   • Bullying
   • Happy Molly Hooper
   • We love her
   • Friendship
   • Roommates
   • John is a Saint
   • John Watson is Perfect
   • John Watson is a Good Friend
   • How to care for your Sherlock
   • An ineffective guide
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
   • Scotland Yard
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Philip Anderson is an idiot
   • Awesome Sally Donovan
   • Military John Watson
   • John Watson Loves Sherlock Holmes
   • Humor
   • All these years and I still think I'm funny
   • Hedgehog John Watson
   • Otter Sherlock Holmes
   • trust me it applies
   • Fluff
   • everyone ships it
   • Sherlock likes photography
   • John had bad days
   • BAMF John Watson
   • Captain John Watson
   • Sherlock is very proud of his John
   • John Watson Takes Care of Sherlock Holmes
   • Sherlock Holmes Takes Care of John Watson
   • Lestrade’s therapist
   • Long-Suffering Greg Lestrade
   • help him
   • One-Sided Sherlock Holmes/Molly Hooper
   • Crushes
   • Art
   • Digital Art
   • Ambiguous Relationships
   • John is a Mess
   • Manipulative Harry Watson
   • Good harry watson
   • John Watson is a Good Doctor
   • Getting Together

   Summary

   How to care for your 🕺Sherlock

   John created the group chat 'How to care for your 🕺Sherlock'

   John added G. Lestrade, Molly! :3

    

   John: This is your crisis hotline for any and all inquiries regarding Sherlock Holmes while I am away for this medical conference. You will need it. Trust me. 

   Series

   • Part 4 of Group chats. Because therapy is expensive.

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   English

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