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FRIENDS
> #general
clay: alright
just to make it clear because i feel like i have to
this server is for school but i want everyone to feel safe
and included
so please respect everyone and be mindful
BIG TOMMY: YESSIR
tubbo_: please excuse me if i spell/read anything bad bc i have dyslexia! ;v;
WilburSoot: of course, tubbo :>
tubbo_: :D
Eret: I have dyslexia, dyspraxia and ADHD
Please treat me patiently. :)
Technoblade: eyyy so do i
ADHD gang
Minx: i have bipolar disorder
niki: and we all love you, minx! <3
clay: oh wow
thank u everyone for being willing to open up
i’m really honoured that u guys feel comfy
tubbo_: no problem clay ^^
we all should be friends here
so when we need to copy homework we have people to turn to
Ph1LzA: Okay this was so wholesome Tubbo and you just ruined it
tubbo_: IT’S TRUE
Minx: ily too niki <3
fuck the rest of you cunts
WilburSoot: wow
minx is so cold
Minx: fuck u wilbur u lanky noodle-looking fucking bitch
i still haven’t forgotten that time u targeted me in uno and got me to 23 cards
WilburSoot: lol
skill issue
Minx: FOCK off
Technoblade: how did wilbur get you to 23 cards when he doesn’t even know how to play uno
Minx: SHUT UP TECHNO
Technoblade: sounds like a skill issue to me
BIG TOMMY: LMAO
YOU SUCK MINX
Minx: tommy you little british gremlin shit i will curb stomp you
BIG TOMMY: I WILL SIMPLY EVADE YOUR CURB STOMP
YOU CANNOT BEAT ME
Minx: meet me in real life
pussy
you won’t
BIG TOMMY: PHIL CAN I GO BEAT UP MINX
Ph1LzA: No, Tommy, you cannot go and beat up Minx
BIG TOMMY: AW CMON
Ph1LzA: No
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OHANA
> #general
Ph1LzA: Wil
Aren’t you going to tell them about
WilburSoot: fuck no
Ph1LzA: Why, Wil?
Technoblade: wil, they’re not going to judge you
if they do, we’ll just leave their loser discord
you know we’ll always be by your side
WilburSoot: i don’t want anyone to fucking know
Ph1LzA: Why?
WilburSoot: it’s so
i just don’t wanna talk about it
ever
BIG TOMMY: but you talk to us about it
WilburSoot: you guys are different
i know you guys won’t hurt me
i just can’t
i’m sorry
Technoblade: wil
are you ashamed?
WilburSoot: techno, i have not gone a day without hating myself
i am ashamed about everything regarding myself
Technoblade: but it wasn’t your fault
you know that, right?
WilburSoot: i don’t know
i’m not convinced, techno
BIG TOMMY: please wil
i love you and will always look up to you
you’re one of the strongest people i know
WilburSoot: tommy you could be a comedian
you know that?
BIG TOMMY: :(
Ph1LzA: Hey Wil
We won’t force you to do anything you don’t want to
But one day something is going to slip.
You’re not always going to be the one texting
And when that day comes I hope you’re ready to open up
WilburSoot: right
i’ll never be ready
so i’ll just make sure that day never comes
Ph1LzA: You can’t run away from your problems and those who want to help you
That’s why we told you to get a diagnosis
WilburSoot: yes, and i hate it
i hate them
i hate all of them, phil
every day i wish i could be normal
Ph1LzA: You have every right to be hateful towards the world after everything you’ve been through, Wilbur.
But they’re all parts of you.
They came to be for a reason
WilburSoot: i haven’t been through jack shit
people have been through fucking war and natural disasters
Technoblade: wil, don’t minimise your pain
we know what you’ve been through and it’s horrifying
so there’s no need to compare it to drastic things like that
we know you’re hurting all the same, and just because it’s not war or natural disaster doesn’t make it any less valid
Ph1LzA: ^^
Thank you, Techno
WilburSoot: i’m sorry
i’m just so tired and i have two papers due this week
i’ve been having trouble staying present during lectures
i didn’t mean to be a piece of shit
BIG TOMMY: u weren’t a piece of shit
ur my big bro wilbur
no matter what
and it’s okay to be tired
we’ll be here for u
WilburSoot: thank you
i love all of you so much
Technoblade: QUICK TAKE A SCREENSHOT HE’LL NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN
TOMMY GO GO GO
BIG TOMMY: I GOT IT
WilburSoot: oh FUCK OFF U RATS
Ph1LzA: But they’re right, Wil
We’ll always be here.
WilburSoot: i know
thank you for making me smile :)
but i’ll hold off on telling people first please?
i just don’t feel comfortable
Ph1LzA: Of course, take your time
WilburSoot: thank you phil
btw
anyone know what a phospholipid is again
Ph1LzA: Fucks sake lmao
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FRIENDS
> #general
clay: if anyone wants to say anything they’d like others to know pls do so! i’d love to know more about u guys
never knew eret had adhd
Eret: I have too many things, haha
clay: no no you’re perfect the way u are eret
we love u
Eret: Thank you!
WilburSoot: yeah thanks for sharing guys!
now i understand u guys better and i can be more aware of things you might struggle with
tubbo_: <3
jackmanifold: oh yo!! guys :,) wait for me!!!!
i missed the fluff FUCK
WilburSoot: L
skill issue
now we're back to shitting on each other
Minx: why do u keep SAYING THAT
WilburSoot: it’s true
Minx: NO IT’S NOT
niki: uhhhhhh i’m bisexual!
just thought i’d put it out there :>
WilburSoot: proud of u, niki <3
niki: thank u wil!!
BIG TOMMY: AM I THIRD WHEELING
WilburSoot: no stfu
get a gf and fuck off from the internet forever
BIG TOMMY: WOW
THIS IS HURTFUL
Eret: Am also bisexual!
Technoblade: yoooo we have a diverse cast
imagine the millions we could make if we filmed a movie
jackmanifold: ah if life were that easy maybe then i wouldn’t be COMPLETELY SCREWED FOR MATHS
Technoblade: maths is easy
what do you need help with
jackmanifold: ugh
i don’t wanna talk about it
just coming back from tennis and i’m sweaty and tired
WilburSoot: fuckin mood tbh
math sucks
Technoblade: u guys are just bad
WilburSoot: can’t hear u from all the way up here at the better subject combination
Technoblade: i’ll quote u on that when u ask me to lend you money when ur music dies
WilburSoot: i could be homeless and still laugh at anyone who loves maths
like what a fucking menace to society
Technoblade: HAHAH
well thank all your lucky stars i like english more
WilburSoot: i do
every single day
clay: what is your combination wilbur
WilburSoot: literature, history, geography, biology plus compulsory subjects
i kinda take french but i’m so bad at it
and i’m in the music elective
Slimecicle: that biology lookin kinda out of place man
WilburSoot: fuck the rule of one contrasting subject
biology is just the science that interests me most
clay: oh cool
humanities boi
hardly any of those i think
WilburSoot: yea im big on music
everything else is kinda ehhh
clay: cool
what about u techno
Technoblade: uhhh econs, physics, chemistry, history
plus compulsory
clay: oh yoooo
mine’s almost the same except i take biology instead of physics
Eret: I’m also in the humanities stream!
WilburSoot: hah
since eret and i are in the same boat and none of yall would ever insult eret that means by proxy you cannot insult me either
get fucked
to insult the humanities bois is to insult eret as well
BIG TOMMY: .
WELL PLAYED WILBUR
WE MUST REGROUP TO DISCUSS BOYS
Technoblade: bruh what is this
are we just creating a huge schism between the science and arts streams
we’ve been in here for like two days and we’ve already started a war gg
BIG TOMMY: WILBUR STARTED THIS
AND U LOVE WARS UR A HISTORY NERD
DONT PRETEND LIKE URE NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS
Technoblade: fine
hope you’re ready to die wilbur
WilburSoot: wow
fuck u too bastard <3
tubbo_: but i’m in the humanities stream!!!!
tommy!!!!!!
BIG TOMMY: UH
SHIT
WilburSoot: KEKW
I HAVE UNLIMITED MEATSHIELDS
GO TO HELL TOMMY
BIG TOMMY: THIS ISNT OVER
I WILL FIND SOMETHING I CAN MOCK YOU AND ONLY YOU ABOUT
Slimecicle: psst music
i mean what
WilburSoot: CHARLIE NO YOU SNITCH
BIG TOMMY: AH YES
U SING ABOUT GIRLS
WilburSoot: please no
BIG TOMMY: PLEASE YES
clay: what’s your combo tubbo??
tubbo_: literature, history, geography and chemistry
clay: cool
BIG TOMMY: FIRST WE MUST ESTABLISH OUR FACTIONS
WHO’S IN SCIENCE
clay: uh me
Slimecicle: regrettably me
Fundy: same
BIG TOMMY: CLAY MAKE MORE CHANNELS FOR ARTS AND SCIENCES
clay: why tho
BIG TOMMY: THIS IS WAR
Eret: Bruh
> #science-stream
Welcome to #science-stream!
This is the start of the #science-stream channel.
BIG TOMMY: POG
> #arts-stream
Welcome to #arts-stream!
This is the start of the #arts-stream channel.
> #general
clay: happy now tommy
BIG TOMMY: YES
COME TECHNO
WE MUST START PLOTTING AGAINST WILBUR
WilburSoot: literally what the fuck did i do
BIG TOMMY: YOU EXISTED