Chapter 1: And so it Begins
Chapter Text
Miya has added Ennoshita, Yahaba, Futakuchi, Shirabu, Yamamoto, Akaashi, and Sakusa to Second Gen Captains!
Miya has changed their name to Atsumu!
Atsumu: hey yall~~
Shirabu: first of all no
Shirabu: second of all disgusting
Shirabu: third of all why
Atsumu: because suga suggested it and I thought it was a wonderful idea
Yahaba: I don't trust anything you deem to be a 'good idea'
Futakuchi: who are you and how did you get my number
Atsumu: from the one and only moniwa of course
Yamamoto has changed their name to Tora!
Tora: but why
Atsumu: suga said that we're all going to be captains next year so we should all get along and use this as an opportunity to bond
Atsumu: so all of your setters gave me your numbers
Shirabu: that's what he suggested but that's not what we're going to do
Shirabu: especially not with you in the chat…
Ennoshita: I'm not going through this without Yamaguchi
Ennoshita has added Yamaguchi to Second Gen Captains!
Atsumu: but he's not a captain??
Ennoshita: he's my vice
Ennoshita: my second in command
Ennoshita: my child
Futakuchi has added Terushima to Second Gen Captains!
Terushima: well hello there (intense eyebrow wiggle)
Shirabu: why
Shirabu: let me out
Akaashi: I know sugawara suggested this but I didn't think you'd actually do it…
Terushima: I don't know half the people here
Akaashi: Good
Akaashi: I'd rather you didn't know Yamamoto
Tora: oh are we adding our vice captains?
Tora added Fukunaga to Second Gen Captains!
Fukunaga: hello hello ( 👉 ﾟヮﾟ ) 👉
Tora: hello hello!!!1
Yahaba has added Kyoutani to Second Gen Captains!
Kyoutani: no
Kyoutani has left Second Gen Captains!
Yahaba has added Kyoutani to Second Gen Captains!
Shirabu: Can't tame your dog bitch?
Yahaba: shut your fuck
Atsumu: cmon guys I thought we were past this stage in the setter chat
Yamaguchi: sup bitches
Yahaba: that's so… not like you
Yamaguchi: thank
Atsumu has added Miya to Second Gen Captains!
Atsumu has changed Miya's name to Osamu!
Osamu: I feel like this is a bad idea but I also feel like there's no way I could leave
Sakusa: How did you get my number, Miya?
Atsumu: there's two of us now so call me atsumu
Atsumu: and also from tobio
Sakusa: I should've known.
Shirabu: damn is that proper grammar and punctuation?
Shirabu: not even Yahabitch does that
Yahaba: wow
Yahaba: really original
Yahaba: haven't heard that one before
Yahaba: shirabitch
Shirabu: furry
Yahaba: AM NOT
Shirabu: ARE TO
Akaashi: how about we don't
Shirabu has added Kawanishi to Second Gen Captains!
Kawanishi: but I'm not a cpatina?
Shirabu: awful spelling
Shirabu: you're going to be my vice captain
Kawanishi: I am?
Shirabu:
Shirabu: shit have we not told you yet?
Shirabu: surprise?
Yahaba: wow
Yahaba: aren't you so responsible
Futakuchi has added Yutaka to Second Gen Captains!
Futakuchi: he's like never online tho
Atsumu: any more vice captains?
Sakusa: No, we haven't decided yet.
Akaashi: same
Terushima: no?
Terushima: shit I didn't realize
Terushima: I'll have to talk with Runa later then
Atsumu: great!
Atsumu: let's play a get to know you game!
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7:46 p.m. - Second Gen Captains
Atsumu: alright I know you bitches aren't ignoring me
Atsumu: dudes
Atsumu: pls
Atsumu: I will like
Atsumu: cry
Osamu: alright what do you want
Shirabu: aww
Shirabu: he cares
Osamu: I really don't but I'm the one that has to deal with his if he cries
Osamu: and I don't want to
Atsumu: you do care!
Osamu: as the fuck if
Tora: I think we should play!
Terushima: YEAH
Kyoutani: no
Yahaba: why not
Kyoutani: maybe
Shirabu: sure
Kyoutani: sure
Terushima:
Atsumu:
Futakuchi:
Futakuchi: tf was that
Kyoutani: play the fcuking game
Atsumu:
Atsumu: everyone starts with 5
Atsumu: loser exposes their crush~~~
Atsumu: I'll go first
Atsumu: never have I ever lived in Tokyo
Akaashi: Alright fuck you
Akaashi: 4
Sakusa: 4
Tora: 4
Fukunaga: 4
Akaashi: Never have I ever dyed my hair
Atsumu: fuck you too
Atsumu: 4
Osamu: 4
Terushima 4
Tora: 3
Kyoutani: 4
Osamu: never have I evre been to the all japan youth training camp
Atsumu: fuck you too the sequel
Atsumu: 3
Sakusa: 3
Sakusa: Never have I ever had the surname Miya.
Atsumu: I'm so
Atsumu: hurt
Atsumu: 2
Osamu: yeah omi
Osamu: wtf
Osamu: 3
Shirabu: damn
Shirabu: that was targeted
Shirabu: never have a ever confessed to my crush so badly they got confused and then played it off as practicing lines for a school play that did not exist
Kawanishi: first of all fuck you
Kawanishi: second of all 4
Osamu: LMAO
Osamu: AND I THOUGHT OMI'S WAS TARGETED
Atsumu: LMAOO
Atsumu: who was your crush????
Kawanishi: I'm not telling you
Shirabu: the only first year regular on our team
Kawanishi: fuck you
Atsumu: with the bowl cut??
Atsumu: he's adorable!!
Kawanishi: back off
Kawanishi: bitch
Kawanishi: never have I ever done the hardest entrance exam to join a school just because I was gay for their ace
Shirabu: 4
Shirabu: I'm not ashamed
Shirabu: I'm proud actually
Shirabu: the only person on shiratorizawa's volleyball team who wasn't given a sports scholarship but got in through the entrance exam AND STILL GOT TO BE A REGULAR?
Shirabu: bitch it ain't you
Atsumu: well damn
Yamaguchi: haha
Yamaguchi: kageyama tried the entrance exam
Yamaguchi: and failed
Atsumu: DAMN
Ennoshita: blessing in disguise
Ennoshita: because without him we wouldn't have been able to beat everyone in this groupchat
Ennoshita: sans Sakusa and Akaashi
Atsumu:
Atsumu: that hurted
Shirabu: and I actually thought you were nice
Yahaba: yeah
Yahaba: suga is a fucking liar
Ennoshita: hehe
Ennoshita: never have a ever lost to shiratorizawa
Yahaba:
Yahaba: I'm going to smack sugawara
Yahaba: ennoshita is a sweetheart my ass
Yahaba: 4
Atsumu: we acutally have lmao 1
Atsumu: wait
Osamu: let's get rid of atsumu 2
Atsumu: no pls
Fukunaga: never have I ever not been to nationals
Tora: the fact that it came from you of all people
Yahaba: 3
Kyoutani: 3
Futakuchi: 4
Terushima: that's mean D:
Terushima: 3
Yamamoto: never have I ever been on a team with a second year vice captain
Ennoshita: 4
Yamaguchi: 4
Akaashi: 3
Akaashi: But I was the second year vice captain
Yamaguchi: same
Yamaguchi: you're not special
Akaashi:
Akaashi: I see why you're friends with Tsukishima
Ennoshita: yeah
Ennoshita: yams was such a bully last year lmao
Ennoshita: still kinda is
Osamu has changed Yamaguchi's name to Can I get to the yams!
Can I get to the yams: I'll take it
Yahaba: I feel like too many people think the osamu is the mature twin
Yahaba: they're both so immature
Atsumu: yeah
Atsumu: people think I'm the dumb one too!
Shirabu: aren't you?
Atsumu: bitch no?!
Atsumu: look at samu
Atsumu: there isn't a thought behind those eyes
Atsumu: all he thinks about is food
Atsumu: and I have a higher grade average too
Sakusa: This is such shocking information.
Sakusa: Osamu, I had so much more faith in you.
Osamu: thank
Yahaba: moving on
Yahaba: never have I ever simped for an ace
Shirabu: 3
Shirabu: again not ashamed but I am over it
Kyoutani: 2
Yahaba: he's glaring at me
Yahaba: but we all know it's iwaizumi
Kyoutani: I'm going to tear out your throat
Shirabu: get a room
Tora: never have I ever simped for a setter
Kyoutani:
Kyoutani: 1
Yahaba: holy shit
Atsumu:
Atsumu: I hate this game
Osamu: Atsumu lost
Osamu: tell us your crush
Atsumu: you know what I really don't want to
Shirabu: doesn't kyoutani have to too?
Shirabu: because aoba johsai has lost to shiratorizawa
Kyoutani:
Kyoutani: no
Kyoutani: I've never played against shiratorizawa
Yahaba: yeah he wasn't on the team so :/
Yahaba: anways atsumu
Atsumu: no
Sakusa: Tell us.
Atsumu: why are you suddenly so invested
Sakusa: Because.
Atsumu: will you stop using proper grammar if I do?
Sakusa:
Sakusa: Maybe. Tell us first and I'll think about it.
Atsumu: fine
Atsumu: it's
Atsumu: drumroll please
Osamu: no
Shirabu: hurry the fuck up
Atsumu: BE PATIENT
Atsumu: it's tobio
Sakusa:
Osamu:
Yahaba: I'm going to tell suga
Atsumu: WAIT PLS NO
Atsumu: HE'D KILL ME PLEASE DON'T
Sakusa: my hunch was correct
Shirabu: wow you dropped the grammar fast
Atsumu: you knew?
Sakusa: well you never stopped staring at him during youth camp
Sakusa: and also
Sakusa: you never stopped talking about him when we saw each other at nationals
Osamu: oh yeahhhhh
Osamu: the first thing he said when he got home from the training camp was
Osamu: I MET THIS ADORABLE SETTERKJALKSJDLKJASDLKJ
Atsumu: I did not
Osamu: did to
Atsumu: did not
Osamu: did to
Ennoshita: contrary to popular belief kageyama can be pretty cute sometimes
Can I Get to the Yams: oh yeah like the first time he got to pet a dog without it attacking him
Can I Get to the Yams: happytobs.png
Kyoutani: that's my dog
Yahaba: shit really
Kyoutani: yes
Kyoutani: I took the picture
Osamu: hebrocken.png
Osamu: lmao
Atsumu: ajslakdjaslkdjasldksajdlska
Atsumu: he's so
Atsumu: cutejlaksjdalkj
Chapter 2: And So it Continues
Summary:
Terushima: woah there pardner
Terushima: love is a strong word
Atsumu: I want to kiss him so bad
Ennoshita: woah there pardner
Ennoshita: I'd kill you if you tried
Notes:
well hello there (〜￣▽￣)〜
uhm, i too hate eyeballs... it's was part of our bio class last year and maybe i failed that test
Chapter Text
12:32 a.m - Second Gen Captains
Yahaba: wait kyoutani
Yahaba: how do you know kageyama?
Kyoutani: we met
Yahaba: it's been 5 minutes
Yahaba: that's it?
Yahaba: bitch be more specific
Kyoutani: no thanks
Kyoutani: I'm good
Yahaba: bitch tf??
Yahaba: answer the fucking question
Shirabu: I swear to god if you shits don't shut the fuck up
Shirabu: some of us are trying to sleep
Shirabu: you couldn't pm this shit?
Yahaba: fuck you shirabu
Yahaba: I'm sorry we can't all be perfect like you
Shirabu: I never claimed to be
Shirabu: I would just like uninterrupted sleep
Kawanishi: you weren't even sleeping to begin with
Kawanishi: you've been studying for a bio test all day
Kawanishi: I don't think you've even eaten
Shirabu:
Yahaba: bitch the fuck did you scold us for then???
Yahaba: just turn off your fucking phone
Yahaba: and eat
Shirabu: shut up
Kawanishi: aww
Kawanishi: are you embarrassed that you've been called out?
Shirabu: no
Kawanishi: yes you are
Kawanishi: you're cute when you blush
Kawanishi: doesn't match your personality tho
Kawanishi: heblush.png
Shirabu: TAIXHI
Yahaba: aww
Yahaba: if I didn't know how shitty you were I'd be tempted to call you cute
Shirabu: shut the fuck up you creampuff looking ass mf
Shirabu: and I do need to study
Shirabu: so bye
Yahaba: don't come back
Yahaba: and I haven't forgotten about you kyoutani
Yahaba: talk
Shirabu: wow he really is your dog huh
Yahaba: tf happened to studying huh
Shirabu: watching you fumble your relationship is so much more entertaining
Yahaba: god you're the worst
Terushima: ladies ladies
Terushima: you're both salty
Terushima: but I can help you study shirabubu
Shirabu: don't call me that
Shirabu: and tf you are
Shirabu: I don't trust your intelligence
Terushima: r00d
Terushima: I happen to be in class 7 thank you very much
Shirabu: shut the fuck up
Shirabu: you're lying
Yahaba: you're kidding
Kyoutani: really??
Kyoutani: you???
Kawanishi: as the fuck if
Futakuchi: it's true
Futakuchi: like
Futakuchi: he once called me crying because he got an A
Terushima: YEAH
Terushima: IT WAS SO SAD
Terushima: I WANTED AN A*
Terushima: I WAS 1 POINT OFF
Yahaba:
Shirabu:
Kawanishi:
Futakuchi: ik babe.. ik
Shirabu: everything I thought I knew about terushima is out the window
Shirabu: wtf
Yahaba: same
Yahaba: aren't you supposed to be the dumb one?
Terushima: am I??
Terushima: school's pretty easy
Terushima: and it feels good to get good grades
Terushima: so…
Kawanishi: I hate everything about this conversation
Kawanishi: no way the smartest kid in this groupchat is the fuck boi
Terushima: fuck boi more like smart boi
Futakuchi has changed Terushima's name to Smart boi
Smart boi: aww babe <3
Futakuchi: <3
Kawanishi: NO WAY THE FUCK BOI HAS THE BEST LOVE LIFE
Shirabu: I mean
Shirabu: if you had confessed to goshiki properly the first time you wouldn't be in this position
Kawanishi: I'm going to filet your skin and make you eat it
Kyoutani:
Kyoutani: I'm so uncomfortable rn
Yahaba: change the subject then
Kyoutani: kageyama and I met in the park while I was walking my dog
Yahaba: finally answering my question
Yahaba: ok then
Kyoutani: he asked if he could pet her
Kyoutani: he looked happy
Kyoutani: we have a mutual understanding of each other
Kyoutani: where'd you even get that picture from btw
Can I get to the yams: well you sent it to iwaizumi who sent it to oikawa who sent it to the captains groupchat then daichi sent it to the karasuno groupchat
Shirabu: how convoluted
Kyoutani: oh
Kyoutani: kageyama is nice
Kyoutani: Niko likes him so he must be
Yahaba: this is strangely adorable
Shirabu: I'm gonna cry
Shirabu: I hate eyeballs
Yahaba: what
Kawanishi: he is lmao
Kawanishi: I'm gonna put him to bed
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6:32 am - Second Gen Captains
Ennoshita: um
Ennoshita: is shirabu okay?
Shirabu: I'm fine
Shirabu: thanks for asking
Shirabu: my test is today
Shirabu: wish me luck
Ennoshita: good luck
Kyoutani: make sure you eat
Yahaba:
Yahaba: how come you aren't this nice to me?
Yahaba: and why to shirabu of all people
Shirabu: mad that your dog likes me better?
Yahaba: bitch
Osamu: wow
Atsumu: the sexual tension is through the roof
Sakusa: that's exactly how it felt during youth camp
Atsumu: NOSAJKSDHFKJ
Osamu: you're so glaringly obvious
Osamu: I'm impressed he hasn't caught on
Can I get to the yams: that's because kageyama is oblivious
Can I get to the yams: sacrificed any and all social skills for volleyball, physics, and biology
Futakuchi: no way he can do both physics _and_ biology
Can I get to the yams: you're right
Can I get to the yams: he's only naturally gifted in physics
Can I get to the yams: he studies extra hard for bio
Can I get to the yams: but even without studying he'd get Bs
Futakuchi: BULLSHIT
Ennoshita: it's true
Ennoshita: but it's only because he "needs it for volleyball"
Atsumu:
Atsumu: he's so obsessed
Atsumu: god I'm in love
Terushima: woah there pardner
Terushima: love is a strong word
Atsumu: I want to kiss him so bad
Ennoshita: woah there pardner
Ennoshita: I'd kill you if you tried
Osamu: yeah
Osamu: don't do that to the poor kid
Yahaba: that kid is anything but poor
Yahaba: in the setter chat right before karasuno's match vs inarizaki
Yahaba: he was like
Yahaba: "everyone in this chat has lost to us so you can ask them how it feels"
Can I get to the yams: LMAOOO
Ennoshita: I think tsukishima is starting to rub off on him
Atsumu: oh yeah I remember that
Atsumu: I so wanted to strangle him
Atsumu: in a sexy way tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yahaba: I am going to tell suga
Atsumu: I take it back I'm sorry
Osamu: well if you do somehow by some miracle manage to date him
Osamu: suga will find out eventually
Osamu: so like…
Atsumu: god I hate you
Atsumu: let's focus on someone else's love life
Atsumu: Omi omi~~~~
Sakusa: no
Atsumu: pleaseeeeeeee
Atsumu: I told you mine
Sakusa: what about your brother
Atsumu: oh I already know
Atsumu: he can't hide anything from me
Osamu: you know because I'm already dating suna
Kawanishi: wish that was me
Osamu: dating suna???
Kawanishi: no in a relationship
Osamu: oh
Atsumu: you dumb bitch
Atsumu: I can't wait for people to realize that you're the dumb one
Atsumu: but yeah I know
Sakusa: akaashi?
Akaashi: it's bokuto
Atsumu: but everyone knows that
Sakusa: the nekoma guys?
Atsumu: pretty sure they're into each other
Fukunaga: correct ( 👉 ﾟヮﾟ ) 👉
Atsumu: I wanna know who you like ( 〜￣ ▽ ￣ ) 〜
Sakusa:
Sakusa: no
Sakusa: absolutely not
Atsumu: fine
Atsumu: freckles~~~
Can I get to the yams: no thanks I'm good
Ennoshita: is it tsukishima
Can I get to the yams: what no of course not
Can I get to the yams: he's like
Can I get to the yams: my best friend
Can I get to the yams: I could never look at him like that
Yahaba: oikawa and iwaizumi
Tora: kenma and kuroo
Atsumu: Osamu and Suna
Shirabu: tendou and ushijima
Sakusa: wakatoshi is taken?
Atsumu:
Shirabu:
Sakusa: asking for a friend?
Atsumu: as the fuck if
Shirabu: I don't know the specifics of their relationship but like
Shirabu: tendou is always up to try something new at least once
Shirabu: so…
Yahaba: btw shirabu
Shirabu: oh god what
Yahaba: I heard
Yahaba: that you and semi have fucked
Yahaba: is that true?
Terushima: god if it is I'll be so jealous
Futakuchi: babe…
Terushima: can you blame me?
Terushima: semi eita is one hot piece of ass
Futakuchi: yknow what
Futakuchi: no I can't
Shirabu: first of all ew
Shirabu: second of all no
Kawanishi: fucking bullshit yes you have
Kawanishi: I WALKED IN ON YOU
Atsumu: LMAO SOMEONE SAVE POOR KAWANISHI
Atsumu: THE SHIT SHIRABU PUTS YOU THROUGH
Kawanishi: IKR LIKE
Kawanishi: I cannot do this for much longer
Shirabu: ok maybe once
Shirabu: and I didn't even notice you
Kawanishi: good
Kawanishi: but you definitely sounded like you were having a good time
Yahaba: important question
Yahaba: who topped
Kawanishi: semi
Kawanishi: duh
Kawanishi: as if shirabu could
Shirabu: rude
Yahaba has changed Shirabu's name to Bottom!
Bottom:
Atsumu: LMFAOOOOO
Kawanishi: DUDE
Bottom: pot meet kettle
Kawanishi: HE TYPED THAT WITH SO MUCH RAGE LMAOOO
Kawanishi: I COULD HEAR HIM TYPING
Yahaba: I'm not a bottom
Yahaba: I'm a switch thank you very much
Akaashi: are we just telling everyone our preferred sex positions?
Akaashi: because you're not getting it out of me
Tora: I'm very uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the studio today
Chapter 3: Kyouhaba's unending sexual tension
Summary:
Atsumu: HOW'S TOBIO DOING
Osamu: you're so obsessed
Sakusa: you have serious problems
Akaashi: I'm going to tell suga
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
2:56 pm -Second Gen Captains
Ennoshita: on our way to seijoh
Ennoshita: I'm not excited
Can I get to the yams: me neither
Can I get to the yams: we have so many first years
Yahaba: how many
Can I get to the yams: 6
Yahaba: jesus fucking christ
Yahaba: we have 4
Can I get to the yams: how many from kitagawa?
Yahaba: ??
Yahaba: just 1??
Can I get to the yams: great cause we also have 1
Can I get to the yams: kageyama's kouhai
Can I get to the yams: that's such a weird fucking thought
Yahaba: eugh kunimi's kouhai
Yahaba: kindaichi's kouhai
Kyoutani: I hate that
Atsumu: say hi to tobio for me~~
Sakusa: why don't you just text him
Osamu: yeah coward
Atsumu: shit hurts
Futakuchi: are you guys having a practice match?
Smart boi: WITHOUT US???
Smart boi: I'm so hurt ಥ _ ಥ
Bottom: that kaomoji is so fucking ugly
Bottom: also yahaba
Bottom: how did you find out that semi and I fucked???
Yahaba: that one time we kicked you out of the setter chat
Yahaba: he said
Yahaba: he may be a bitch but at least his ass is good
Bottom: I'm going to kill him the next time I see him
Kawanishi: let's not
Kawanishi: he's my favorite
Bottom: he's not mine so…
Akaashi: how about we don't kill semi
Kawanishi: he's pouting
Bottom: AM NOT
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6:14 pm - Second Gen Captains
Tora: GUYS
Tora: HOW WAS THE PRACTICE MATCH
Can I get to the yams: they're still going
Bottom: holy shit
Bottom: how many sets??
Can I get to the yams: idk
Can I get to the yams: like 5??
Tora: eh
Tora: we've donre more
Can I get to the yams: can I just say
Can I get to the yams: the sexual tension between kyoutani and yahaba
Can I get to the yams: there's so much of it
Can I get to the yams: ooh coach is calling me
Can I get to the yams: pray for seijoh as I take 10 points from them ✪ ω ✪
Kawanishi: that face is terrifying
Bottom: I hope you get 10 points
Atsumu: HOW'S TOBIO DOING
Osamu: you're so obsessed
Sakusa: you have serious problems
Akaashi: I'm going to tell suga
Atsumu: let a man simp
Osamu: no
Sakusa: no
Akaashi: No
Osamu: anyways
Osamu: where's our live commentator gone??
Osamu: I'd love to hear more about this unbearable sexual tension between kyouhaba
Bottom: kyouhaba?
Bottom: is that their ship name?
Osamu: ye
Atsumu: helost.png
Atsumu: not a thought behind those eyes
Osamu: wtf when did you take that??
Atsumu: practice yesterday
Atsumu: even suna looks concerned
Can I get to the yams: dudes
Can I get to the yams: I'm going to say this now while their offline cause then they can't respond
Can I get to the yams: but kyouhaba should just do everyone a favor and just fuck already
Futakuchi: lmao yeah
Futakuchi: I was watching your match against them last year
Futakuchi: kabedon.png
Futakuchi: look at this shit
Smart boi: damnnnnn
Smart boi: yahaba tops???
Bottom: ew
Bottom: as if
Can I get to the yams: LMAO YEAH
Can I get to the yams: THAT GAME WAS SO AWKWARD FOR THE BENCHWARMERS
Can I get to the yams: WE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK BUT THEY WERE SO _THERE_
Atsumu: jesus
Osamu: chisrt
Sakusa: incorrect
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7:34 pm - Second Gen Captains
Yahaba: YAMAGUCHI TADASHI ISTG
Kyoutani: now I see how you're friends with the beanpole
Yahaba: WE HAVE NO SEXUAL TENSION
Yahaba: RIGHT KYOUTANI
Kyoutani:
Kyoutani: not that I'm agreeing but I feel like we of all people don't get a say in this
Ennoshita: Yahaba just spiked a ball into kyoutani's face
Ennoshita: why?
Ennoshita: wait nvm
Ennoshita: yams why were your texting during the match
Can I get to the yams: because I have nothing else to do??
Ennoshita: and?
Can I get to the yams: everyone deserved to know what we’re suffering through
Bottom: EW
Bottom: WTF
Kawanishi: DUDE
Kawanishi: IT'S NOT THAT BAD
Atsumu: omg the shiratorizawa guys are going through it
Atsumu: what happened
Bottom: THE WHOLE TEAM
Bottom: INCLUDING THE POOR FIRST YEARS
Bottom: JUST WALKED IN ON TAICHI SUCKING GOSHIKI OFF IN THE CHANGING ROOM
Atsumu: jesus
Osamu: chrust
Sakusa: still wrong
Sakusa: also wtf
Sakusa: in public?
Sakusa: that's so fucking gross
Sakusa: ew
Sakusa: I'm leaving
Bottom: wait sakusa good news
Sakusa: there is no such thing
Sakusa: especially not from you
Sakusa: not after that
Bottom: ushijima and tendou aren't dating
Bottom: they were just fwb
Bottom: cause tendou's with semi now
Bottom: ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
Sakusa: I don't see how that's good news
Sakusa: also that face is disgusting
Sakusa: and it's from you of all people
Bottom: ( ͡ °( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °) ʖ ͡ °) ͡ °)
Sakusa: stop
Bottom: it's good news for you because you're obviously into ushijima
Sakusa: am not
Bottom: are to
Sakusa: am the fuck not
Bottom: are the fuck to
Akaashi: Before this gets out of hand
Akaashi: What happened to Kawanishi?
Bottom: I made him and goshiki run laps until we were done cleaning up
Bottom: but we haven't started yet
Bottom: he's yelling at me lmao
Atsumu: shirabu is a sadist
Akaashi: what's new
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2:03 am - Second Gen Captains
Tora: UM
Tora: WAS NOBODY GOING TO TELL ME THAT 1. SAKUSA IS RUSSIAN
Tora: AND 2. HE KNOWS LEV???
Bottom: who's lev?
Akaashi: nekoma's abnormally tall second year
Akaashi: he's russian
Sakusa: it never came up in conversation??
Tora: YOU'VE BEEN TEACHING HIM RUSSIAN???
Sakusa: yes????
Sakusa: why does this matter?
Tora: because
Tora: it's lev
Atsumu: OMI YOU'RE RUSSIAN?????
Osamu: why didn't you tell us?
Sakusa: again
Sakusa: it never came up in conversation
Sakusa: it's not that big of a deal
Osamu: how'd you find out tora???
Tora: team sleepover and lev's giggling woke me up
Tora: so I asked him wtf he was doing because he was supposed to be asleep
Tora: and he says that he's PRACTICING HIS RUSSIAN
Tora: WITH SAKUSA
Atsumu: wait omi speak russian rn
Sakusa: Нет*
Atsumu:
Atsumu: what does that mean
Sakusa: ¯\_( ツ )_/¯
Atsumu: OMI
Notes:
*no
I start school tomorrow ;-;
wish me luck... summer break is over
Chapter 4: Oh Dear
Summary:
Akaashi: maybe he's trying to get smarter than you
Atsumu: as if he could
Atsumu: I wouldn't let him
Sakusa: considering who you are
Sakusa: I'd say it'd be pretty easy to be smarter than you
Notes:
Warning, there are implications of stalking, and again, stalking used as a plot device for shipping
Chapter Text
8:23 am - Second Gen Captains
Futakuchi: guuyysyssssss
Futakuchi: I'm boooreeddd
Yahaba: focus on your class
Futakuchi: but it's boringggggg
Smart boi: babe this is why you're failing
Futakuchi: GASP
Yahaba: did you just type gasp
Futakuchi: HOW COULD YOU
Futakuchi: MY OWN BOYFRIEND
Futakuchi: I FEEL SO BETRAYED
Smart boi: listen babe ily but
Smart boi: one of us always sleeps in class and the other does college prep classes for fun
Futakuchi: fine
Futakuchi: but that doesn't mean it's boring
Kawanishi: hold up the fuck
Kawanishi: Terushima
Smart boi: ye??
Kawanishi: you're in college prep classes??
Kawanishi: FOR FUN???
Smart boi: funny story actually
Smart boi: johzenji does volleyball practice every day until five except wednesdays
Smart boi: in my first year I would get home and be really bored and hyper
Smart boi: my mom, dad, and my sisters were so done with me
Smart boi: so my mom told me to get out and do something
Smart boi: and I stumbled on a college prep class for second and third years
Smart boi: and they mistook me for a second year and let me in
Smart boi: and the rest is history
Kawanishi: wtf
Futakuchi: yeah
Futakuchi: I don't even do mine willingly
Futakuchi: but that means yuuji is my free tutor
Smart boi: the best part is they didn't know how old I was until I showed up this year lmao
Smart boi: they were like omg are you visiting??
Smart boi: and I was like no?? I'm still a third year??
Smart boi: the looks on their faces
Smart boi: I actually do the classes with enno
Ennoshita: it was so embarrassing going in there and seeing him
Ennoshita: and he recognized me
Ennoshita: now I'm forced to sit next to him
Ennoshita: but he's always quiet and paying attention
Futakuchi: yeah
Futakuchi: studying yuuji is so different from volleyball yuuji
Futakuchi: you'd think that they're two different people
Atsumu: holy shit???
Atsumu: wow
Atsumu: I don't even do college prep classes
Osamu: that's because you want to go into professional volley
Atsumu: yeah
Atsumu: how come you do them then??
Atsumu: samu??
Atsumu: osamu answer me
Akaashi: maybe he's trying to get smarter than you
Atsumu: as if he could
Atsumu: I wouldn't let him
Sakusa: considering who you are
Sakusa: I'd say it'd be pretty easy to be smarter than you
Atsumu: UR SO MEAN OMI
Kawanishi: lmao
Bottom: Taichi
Bottom: get off your phone
Bottom: we have practice
Kawanishi: silence bottom
Atsumu: lmao
Bottom: he's been dealt with
Atsumu: how come you haven't changed your name??
Bottom: no point in denying what's true
Yahaba: kyoutani just choked on his water lmao
Yahaba: everyone's laughing at him
Atsumu: how'd you deal with him shirabu??
Bottom: there's nothing a good spike to the head won't fix
Bottom: been practicing with one of the second years
Bottom: he's got great aim
Kawanishi: THIS IS ABUSE
Bottom has change their name to Shirabu!
Shirabu: if you don't get off your phone right now Kawanishi Taichi I swear to god I will rip out your throat through your asshole
Kawanishi: yes sir
Atsumu: DAMN
Atsumu: full name and everythign
Atsumu: that was graphic
Atsumu: jesus
Osamu: cohrst
Sakusa: even worse
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7:56 pm - Second Gen Captains
Shirabu: guys
Shirabu: please
Shirabu: is anyone online
Ennoshita: yeah
Ennoshita: what's wrong
Shirabu: I think I'm being followed
Kawanishi: where are you kenjirou
Ennoshita: aren't you supposed to be at your dorms?
Shirabu: yeah but I just went out to eat cause it's Friday so our curfew is later and we're allowed to go out or go home to see our parents and shit
Shirabu: and I noticed this guy was following me and I didn't want him to realize I went to shiratorizawa so I've been walking for the past 30 minutes
Shirabu: I'm lost and he's still following me
Kawanishi: do you know who it is?
Shirabu: one of the students from the college we've been playing against recently
Sakusa: send your location
Sakusa: maybe someone's nearby
Akaashi: yeah
Akaashi: go to a store and wait for someone to get to you
Akaashi: it's not safe for you to be alone right now
Shirabu: I found a convenience store
Shirabu: location.png
Kawanishi: why are you so far?
Shirabu: I DON'T KNOW I'VE JUST BEEN WALKING
Yahaba: calm down
Yahaba: my house is nearby
Yahaba: I'm on my way
Yahaba: I'll bring kyoutani too
Kawanishi: why???
Yahaba: because
Yahaba: he's with me rn
Kawanishi: kenjirou
Kawanishi: keep texting us
Kawanishi: to make sure you're okay
Shirabu: I'm so scared
Shirabu: he walked in
Shirabu: he's wearing my team jacket
Kawanishi: I thought you lost it?
Shirabu: I though I did too
Can I get to the yams: who wants to hear a funny story
Shirabu: sure
Can I get to the yams: so last year the karasuno first years were studying at tsukki's house
Can I get to the yams: and he starts arguing with hinata
Can I get to the yams: and it got so bad they started wrestling
Can I get to the yams: tsukki is like straddling hinata and pinning him down
Can I get to the yams: a very compromising position
Can I get to the yams: THEN HIS BROTHER AND HIS MOM WALK IN
Atsumu: say sike rn
Can I get to the yams: it's true
Can I get to the yams: his mom covers her eyes and says don't forget protection AND GIVES HIM A THUMBS UP
Can I get to the yams: AND HIS BROTHER IS LIKE WELL DAMN KEI EXHIBITIONISM HUH
Osamu: I would've killed my brother so fast
Atsumu: as if you could beat me in a fight
Osamu: yeah I could
Osamu: it's been proven
Yahaba: we got shirabu
Yahaba: we're taking him back to my house
Kawanishi: okay
Kawanishi: I'll tell the teachers he's with his parents
Kawanishi: and I'll get his parents to vouch for me
Yahaba: they'd do that?
Kawanishi: I'm their favorite of all our teammates
Kawanishi: except maybe tsutomu so I'll get him to ask
Akaashi: is everything okay now yahaba?
Yahaba: yeah
Yahaba: kyou scared the guy away
Yahaba: he dropped the jacket tho but shirabu said he'd rather burn it than wear it again so we threw it out
Kawanishi: we'll get him a new one
Yahaba: and now kyou's carrying him back to my house
Shirabu: thanks
Yahaba: you already said that
Yahaba: I would've done that with anyone
Yahaba: I don't care what school you go to
Yahaba: and frankly I hate tendou the most
Atsumu: oh yeah so true
Osamu: he's a real piece of work
Akaashi: I applaud semi for being able to stand him for as long as he has
Shirabu: lmao
Shirabu: he's a good guy tho
Kawanishi: damn tonight must've fucked you up
Kawanishi: you would never admit that willingly
Shirabu: stfu taihci
Yahaba: I'll just put him to bed instead
Smart boi: glad you're okay shirabu
Smart boi: kenji and I have been reading but we didn't have anything to add
Shirabu: thanks for the concernmahjsdda
Smart boi: uhh?
Yahaba: we've taken his phone
Yahaba: he's going to bed now
Ennoshita: kawanishi
Ennoshita: he said it was a guy you regularly play against
Tora: oh yeah
Fukunaga: It wouldn't be a good idea to continue playing against them while he's still there
Kawanishi: you're right but I have the oldest most stubborn coach ever
Kawanishi: he'd probably call kenjirou something awful if we told him
Fukunaga: he'd do that ◉_◉ ??
Smart boi: yeah
Smart boi: my coach said he called karasuno's shrimp useless without his setter TO HIS FACE
Kyoutani: he would
Kyoutani: he's slapped semi before
Tora: uh??
Yahaba: go to bed shirabu
Kyoutani: fine
Kawanishi: I'll deal with coach
Kawanishi: we'll figure out how to deal with the guy later
Ennoshita: takeda sensei cried once after hitting asahi on accident
Ennoshita: he didn't even make contact
Akaashi: sounds like bokuto
Sakusa: I would think bokuto's less emotional than that
Akaashi: the opposite
Tora: yeah
Tora: we can't go through a training camp with him without seeing his emo mode
Smart boi: his what??
Akaashi: don't get me started
Tora: yeah pls don't
Tora: akaashi can talk about bokuto for HOURS
Fukunaga: he kept all of the second years in the fukurodani group awake all night cause he wouldn't stop talking
Akaashi: it's a talent
Sakusa: I'm incredibly concerned