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1. That's the Tea by moshwithmesenpai

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Mar 2024

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Rosie (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Depressed Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • slow burn??
   • I hope? Thats the plan?
   • poooossible future smut
   • Pre-Season 1
   • lucifer really did just hole himself up in his palace to rot away
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Demon Deals
   • Alastor is new to hell
   • Acespec alastor
   • Im ace stay off my dick about how I portray it
   • soft old men
   • Old man yaoi
   • No beta we die like Adam
   • Autistic Lucifer
   • i will die on this hill
   • Blood Drinking
   • Blood and Gore
   • Gore
   • Alastor is a cannibal what do you expect?
   • Virgin Alastor
   • The ending is bitter sweet but heavy on the bitter
   • who am I kidding it is not a happy ending
   • but they WILL get a happy ending I promise
   • just not in this fic
   • blood drinking (romantically)

   Summary

   Lucifer’s eyes trail up the other sinner, taking in his thin legs, the dexterity in his long fingers, the way his ear twitches back towards Lucifer every once in a while, the way the tail nestled below his lower back flicked when some oil pops and seems to splash on the sinner. Damn that was kind of cute… Alastor was so tall, too. Even from where Lucifer sat on top of a counter, he knew Alastor would have a good 4 inches on him, at least.

   “Didn’t anyone teach you that its rude to stare, sire?” Comes the smooth voice of Alastor, snapping Lucifer back to consciousness. Had he been staring that long? Shit.

   “Didn’t anyone teach you that…” Shit, shit, he was fumbling. “You shouldn’t make food that smells so damn good if you didn’t want me staring at you.” Fucking nailed it. Way to go Lucifer, you absolute fucking idiot. God dammit.

   or-

   Fuckery in which Lucifer is depressed and Alastor is desperate for power. At some point along the way, the two make a deal and Alastor comes to realize just how ruined Lilith left the king of hell. Daily cups of tea ensue.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Thats the Tea

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   37,096

   Chapters:

   10/10

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