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Bloodline

Summary:

What if Rouge had a brother? And that brother wanted his nephew back? Come hell on high water.
Follow Portgas D. Archer in his quest to protect his nephew and others.

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Hello. This is a brainfrog I have had for a LOONG time. So now im going to give it a try.
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Chapter 1: Written in blood

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Portgas D. Archer stood by the small, tattered bed, fists clenched, his golden eyes blazing with a mix of fury and helplessness. Rouge lay before him, pale and frail, sweat dampening her once vibrant blonde hair. Her breathing was shallow, each breath an agony she barely endured. Archer couldn’t remember the last time he had seen his older sister like this—broken, fragile.

She was always the strong one.

“Archer… come closer,” Rouge’s voice was barely a whisper, but it carried the weight of a dying plea. He knelt beside her, unable to stop the tears welling up in his eyes, though he fought to hold them back.

"You can’t leave me!" The words erupted from him, his voice raw with anger and grief. “You’re all I’ve got, Rouge! You can’t—" His throat tightened, choking on the words. She had been his world, his shield. His parents had been nothing but distant memories, gone before he even understood their absence. Rouge had raised him, protected him, and now, now she was leaving him, too.

Her trembling hand reached out, brushing against his cheek. “Listen to me, Archer… listen.” Her tone was soft but commanding, the same way she’d always spoken to him when he’d lost control, flying into one of his infamous rages.

Archer clenched his jaw and nodded, biting down on his lip so hard he tasted blood. His whole body trembled, every muscle screaming with frustration, with the sheer impossibility of the moment. He hated this. Hated feeling so damn weak.

Rouge’s voice grew weaker, each word costing her more strength than she had left. "Ace… he’s everything that’s left of Roger. Of me."

"Roger’s dead!" Archer spat bitterly. “Executed by those bastards. And now you’re—” His voice broke, and he looked away, golden eyes burning with tears that refused to fall.

Rouge’s hand tightened, weakly but deliberately. "Promise me. Promise me, Archer… you’ll protect him. Our family—” She paused to catch her breath, her chest rising painfully slow. “The world will come for him. The bloodline of the D. You know what that means. The Navy, the World Government… they’ll never stop."

His throat tightened, eyes stinging with more tears. “I’ll protect him. I swear it. I’ll tear apart anyone who tries to take him.”

Rouge smiled faintly, her lips barely curving. “Good… you always were the stubborn one.” Her eyes fluttered closed for a moment before they opened once more, and this time, they softened. "There’s… one more thing."

"Anything." Archer was barely holding himself together now, rage and sorrow twisting inside him like an unstoppable storm.

"In the chest… in the living room… there’s a blanket," Rouge whispered. "I made it for Ace. Bring it to him. Keep him warm, safe… when I’m gone."

Archer nodded, wiping his eyes with the back of his hand, biting back the sob that threatened to escape. He stood quickly, too quickly, rushing to the chest as if by moving faster, he could stop time from stealing her away.

The chest creaked open, revealing a neatly folded blanket—a soft, woven thing with intricate patterns, stitched by Rouge’s trembling hands in the last months of her life. Archer’s hands shook as he reached for it, holding it as if it were more than just cloth, as if it were her final gift to her son.

When he turned back to the bedroom, his heart sank.

Rouge was still. Too still.

“No… no, no, no!” Archer rushed to her side, dropping the blanket. His hands gripped her shoulders, shaking her gently, then harder, desperation tightening his grip. “Rouge!” His voice cracked, louder now, full of raw panic. “Don’t do this to me! You can’t leave me! You promised—you promised me!

But she was gone.

The tears came now, freely, hot and furious, burning his face as he screamed into the quiet room. For a moment, the world stood still, broken by the grief that clawed at his chest, his rage swirling inside him, ready to explode.

And then it hit him—Ace.

Archer's breath hitched. His eyes darted around the room. The crib, once beside Rouge's bed, was empty. A sickening realization settled in his gut like a punch to the stomach. Ace was gone.

Someone had taken him. Someone had stolen his nephew.

In the silence that followed, Archer heard the faintest of whispers—voices outside the house. Marines. He heard the name—Garp. Vice Admiral Garp had been spotted near the house. Rumors flew quickly in the nearby village; they always did.

Archer’s mind raced, heart pounding in his ears. His body shook, but now it wasn’t grief that fueled him. It was rage. A white-hot fury that coursed through him like fire. He grabbed the haladies that had once belonged to his father, its twin blades glinting menacingly in the dim light.

“I’ll find you, Ace. I swear it,” Archer growled, voice low and dangerous. “And when I do, I’ll make them all pay.”

Without another moment’s hesitation, Archer grabbed a bag, stuffing the blanket inside along with a few essentials. His hand lingered on the doorframe of the home he and Rouge had shared, his vision blurring as his fists clenched. But there was no time for goodbyes. There was only action now.

Archer stood at the docks of a small, forgotten island, bartering with a grizzled, unimpressed ship captain. His golden eyes, though still fierce, carried a weight that hadn’t been there before.

“You lookin’ to run from somethin’, kid?” the captain asked, raising an eyebrow.

Archer’s lip curled into a snarl. “Not running. Chasing.”

The captain looked him up and down. “You don’t seem like the patient kind. Why should I let you aboard?”

Archer’s hand tightened around the hilt of his haladie. “Because I’ve got something to settle. And I’ll pay whatever price it takes.”

The captain hesitated for a second, then nodded toward the ship. “We leave at dawn. Get on board or get left behind.”

Archer didn’t respond. He was already halfway up the ramp, mind locked on one thing—finding Garp.

He would tear the sea apart if he had to. Island by island, he’d search. And when he found Garp—when—there would be hell to pay.

For Rouge. For Ace.

For the bloodline of the D.

Shit was tough. No one cared about a little boy with a chip on his shoulder. But like Archer gave a flying fuck about them.

He wasn’t looking for sympathy. He wasn’t looking for help. All he needed was a lead—a whisper, a trace of Garp’s whereabouts. And if people wouldn’t give it to him? Well, they could choke on their own damned ignorance.

Archer had made Rouge a promise. And he’d keep it, no matter what. Stealing and hustling became second nature. A necessity. Life didn’t give a shit about the weak, and neither did he. His sister had died protecting her son, so Archer had no problem doing what he had to in order to find Ace.

Stealth was paramount. He was quick, sharp, like a shadow with purpose. He hadn’t survived by being some idiot thug who swung a blade for sport. He killed when it mattered, and only when it mattered. His hands—once clean, now soaked in blood—had been forced to become those of a killer.

Not that he lost any sleep over it.

He could still feel the slickness of blood on his hands, the warmth of it as it dripped down his fingers after a knife plunged into the side of a Marine officer. He could hear the desperate, gasping breaths of those fools who thought he was an easy mark. They never saw it coming. A boy—no, a kid—traveling alone? Easy prey, they thought.

They were wrong. Dead wrong.

Archer sat now at the edge of a small, rundown dock on an unnamed island, the wood creaking beneath him as the faint scent of salt water and sweat filled the air. He wiped his haladie clean on his pants, the blood smearing across the fabric. His golden eyes flicked out toward the sea, sharp as ever, but inside, he was already miles away.

He thought about Rouge every day. That hollow ache, the one he tried so hard to ignore, gnawed at his insides like a beast that couldn’t be satisfied. It drove him forward, even when his body wanted to collapse from exhaustion, even when his stomach growled with hunger he couldn’t sate.

He could hear her voice sometimes, faint and far away, reminding him of the promise. Of Ace. She was the only thing keeping him tethered to this world, her memory stronger than any blade he carried. She had sacrificed everything for Ace. Archer had to do the same.

I’ll protect him, Rouge. I swear it.

“Oi, kid!” A gruff voice interrupted his thoughts, snapping him back to the present. The ship’s captain, an old bastard with a missing tooth and a permanent scowl, approached, wiping his greasy hands on his trousers. “You’re good for the passage, but don’t expect any special treatment. We ain’t running no charity here.”

Archer narrowed his eyes, pocketing his blades and standing up, his muscles taut with tension. He didn’t respond to the captain’s jab, didn’t even blink as the man looked him over, sizing him up again like he had when they’d first met.

“Got it?” the captain growled, leaning in slightly, trying to impose his authority.

Archer’s golden eyes met his, cold and unflinching. "Like I give a shit."

The captain snorted but wisely chose to walk away. Archer’s hand brushed against the hilt of his haladie, his fingers tapping against the worn metal, a reminder that he could settle things if they got messy. But for now, he needed the ship.

Islands had come and gone, each one blending into the next—each filled with the same disappointment, the same lack of information. Marines were tight-lipped. Civilians even tighter. Garp’s name was whispered like a ghost in the wind, always slipping through his fingers.

But Archer had ways of loosening lips.

Blood and fear—they were universal languages, and he spoke them fluently. Marines didn’t scare him. Nothing scared him, except maybe failing Rouge. Failing Ace.

He had killed for information before. Sometimes it wasn’t even necessary, but the rage inside him demanded an outlet. It would gnaw at his chest until his fingers twitched around his blades, until he felt the satisfying snap of bone or the wet gurgle of a throat silenced by a quick, precise strike.

The first time he killed a Marine, he hadn’t felt anything. He expected guilt, maybe regret, but there was just… nothing. The man had looked at him like he was nothing more than a pest. A nuisance. So Archer had gutted him, quick and brutal, with no more thought than swatting a fly.

Now it was just routine. Information for blood. Scum who crossed him didn’t live long enough to make the same mistake twice.

“Oi, you deaf? I’m talking to you!”

Archer turned his head slowly, golden eyes locking onto the crewman who had approached him. The man, young and brash, had a crooked grin plastered across his face. He had the swagger of someone who had never faced real danger. Archer didn’t move. Didn’t blink.

“You’re supposed to be helpin’ unload the cargo,” the crewman sneered. “You think you’re special, sittin’ on your ass?”

A twitch. Just a small one, in Archer’s fingers. His temper was dangerously close to snapping, a coiled spring ready to explode.

"I’m not here to work for you," Archer muttered, standing up from his spot, eyes still cold. "I paid for passage. That’s it. You want a workhorse, find someone else."

The crewman’s grin faded, replaced by an irritated scowl. “You little shit—”

The last word didn’t even fully escape his lips before Archer moved. He was fast—faster than any kid his age had the right to be. His hand snapped out, grabbing the crewman by the throat, slamming him against the nearest wall.

The man gasped, his eyes wide with shock. Archer’s grip was like iron, his fingers digging in just enough to let the crewman feel his intent.

“I said,” Archer growled through gritted teeth, his face inches from the man’s, “I don’t give a shit about you or your crew. If you touch me again, you’ll regret it.”

The man’s face paled, his bravado crumbling as he choked out a stammered apology. Archer released him, stepping back slowly, eyes still fixed on his prey.

“Remember that,” Archer spat before walking away, his heart pounding, rage simmering just beneath the surface. The crewman scrambled to his feet, eyes wide with fear, too stunned to retaliate.

Archer wasn’t afraid of scum like him. He wasn’t afraid of anything anymore.

Except maybe that he’d never find Ace.

But I will, he thought, his jaw clenching as he looked out toward the horizon. Even if I have to tear this world apart.

 

 

Chapter 2: A deal with the devil

Summary:

Still on the hunt, Archer make a choice.

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Time had lost its meaning.

The days blurred together like the shifting tides beneath Archer’s feet, the sun rising and setting with cruel indifference. Now thirteen years old, the boy who once screamed at the world had become something harder, sharper. His golden hair, longer now and slightly curly, framed a face that held no warmth, only grim determination.

Two years. Two years of wandering from island to island, from South Blue to West Blue, and now East Blue. Two years of tracking every rumor, following every lead that hinted at Vice Admiral Garp. Two years of failure.

Ace was two years old now—if he was alive.

That thought haunted Archer’s every step. The promise he had made to Rouge weighed heavy on him, a constant reminder of his failure. He hadn’t saved his sister. He hadn’t protected Ace. He was supposed to be the protector, the one who made things right. But all he had done was spill blood, leave a trail of bodies behind him, and still—still—he had nothing.

His muscles ached from constant travel and fighting, lean and defined from years of survival, though he was far from bulky. At almost 1.80 meters, he was tall for his age, and his frame, though wiry, was strong, tempered like steel. His golden eyes, once burning with boyish anger, now held a sharper, more controlled fury. Time had hardened him. No longer the reckless child, Archer was now a weapon, honed for a singular purpose.

And yet, here he was, playing poker in a dingy tavern on a nameless island in East Blue.

The air was thick with smoke and the stench of alcohol, the dim light casting shadows across the faces of the pirates he sat with. His cards, hidden carefully in his hand, told a story he had written himself—one of deception and manipulation. He was a cheater, and a damn good one.

Across from him, the pirates grinned like sharks circling prey, confident in their hand, confident that this little punk had no idea what he was getting himself into. They were wrong.

Archer’s golden eyes flicked over to the small chest sitting on the table between them. The prize. A Devil Fruit. No one knew what kind, but the fact that it was even in this hole of a tavern spoke volumes about how little these idiots understood what they had. What a stupid move to bet something so valuable.

Idiots.

The pirate across from him, a hulking brute with a jagged scar running down his cheek, leaned forward, tossing a handful of gold coins onto the pile. His grin was full of missing teeth, and his eyes gleamed with greed. “You sure you wanna go all in, kid? This ain’t no game for little boys.”

Archer didn’t flinch. He leaned back in his chair, his golden hair falling into his eyes as he lazily pushed all of his chips into the center of the table. “I don’t play games I don’t win.” His voice was calm, cool, a stark contrast to the tension filling the room.

The pirates exchanged glances, the air thick with unspoken challenge. They couldn’t figure him out. He was young, too young to be this confident, this composed. But there was something in his eyes, something dangerous.

The brute laughed, the sound low and menacing. “You’ve got guts, I’ll give ya that. But guts ain’t gonna save you from losin’ everything.” He slammed his cards on the table. “Full house. Looks like you’re walkin’ outta here with nothin’, boy.”

Archer raised an eyebrow, glancing at the cards laid out before him. A full house. Not bad. Not good enough.

Without a word, he laid his cards down with deliberate slowness, one by one, letting the tension build. “Royal flush.”

The room went silent. The brute’s face twisted in disbelief, his eyes darting from the cards to Archer’s calm, infuriating smirk.

“You cheated!” one of the other pirates shouted, slamming his fist on the table.

Archer shrugged, his fingers already brushing against the hilt of his haladie under the table. “Maybe I did. Maybe I didn’t. Either way, the pot’s mine.”

The brute stood, knocking his chair back, towering over Archer with murder in his eyes. “You little shit! You think you can walk in here, cheat us, and just—”

Archer moved before the pirate could finish his sentence. The haladie was out in a flash, its twin blades gleaming as they pressed against the brute’s throat, stopping him dead in his tracks. The pirate froze, his eyes wide with shock.

“I think you’re done talking,” Archer said, his voice low and cold. “I won. The fruit’s mine. Now sit down and shut up before I get tired of your face.”

The brute’s breath hitched, and for a moment, it looked like he might fight back. But Archer’s eyes—those burning, golden eyes—told him everything he needed to know. This kid wasn’t bluffing. He was a killer.

Slowly, the brute raised his hands in surrender, backing away from the table.

Archer didn’t lower his blade until the pirate was seated again, his hands trembling as he wiped sweat from his brow. Without a word, Archer reached for the chest, pulling it toward him with a sense of finality. The pirates watched in stunned silence as he stood, the Devil Fruit now in his possession.

He didn’t care about their anger, their resentment. Let them stew in it. They weren’t his problem anymore.

Archer turned to leave, the weight of the chest heavy in his hands, but his mind was already elsewhere. Garp. Ace. The two names that haunted his every waking moment. He had heard whispers, rumors that Garp had been seen in this region, often stopping at some small island. The problem was, no one seemed to know which island.

But that didn’t matter. Archer was patient. He would find Garp, and when he did, he would get answers. And if Garp had anything to do with Ace’s disappearance—if he had taken him, or worse…

Archer’s grip tightened on the chest, his knuckles white.

I’ll kill him.

As he stepped outside into the cool night air, his mind buzzed with the weight of his next move. The Devil Fruit might be valuable, but that was a distraction. His real goal was Ace, and he wouldn’t stop until he had his nephew back. No matter what.

A grin crept across his face as he felt the weight of the fruit in the chest. His next steps were uncertain, but he had power now. And he had a plan.

Archer hurried through the thick underbrush, weaving between the trees like a shadow. His breath came out in short, controlled bursts as he clutched the chest tightly against his chest. The Devil Fruit inside felt like a burning weight, its potential gnawing at the edges of his mind. By the time he reached his small, makeshift campsite, his pulse had quickened, not from the sprint but from the anticipation.

Dropping to the ground near his firepit, he sat cross-legged and placed the chest in front of him, the faint glow of the dying embers casting flickering shadows on his face. His golden eyes narrowed in focus as he slowly opened the chest, the creak of the old wood filling the silence around him.

There it was—the Devil Fruit. It sat nestled in the chest, its strange swirls and unnatural shape almost mocking in its mystery. He stared at it, its deep, vibrant colors catching the faint light.

This could change everything, he thought, his heart pounding in his ears. But there were so many unknowns.

The Devil Fruits were a gamble. Everyone knew that. Eat one, and you gained unimaginable power—but at the cost of the sea’s wrath. A Devil Fruit user could never swim again, and that meant death for anyone unlucky enough to fall into water.

Archer leaned back, running a hand through his long, messy hair as he considered his options. There were pros and cons to eating it, no doubt. It could make him stronger, give him an edge he desperately needed. But then again, he had no idea what kind of power it held. For all he knew, it could be completely useless—some bizarre transformation or a power he couldn’t control.

But then again…

He didn’t have time to play it safe. Every minute wasted was another minute Ace was out there, alone—or worse, dead. He couldn’t afford to hesitate.

Fuck it.

With a deep breath, Archer grabbed the fruit, bringing it up to his face. He could already smell the strange, sour scent of it, and it made his stomach turn. Steeling himself, he took a bite.

Holy shit.

It tasted like the worst thing imaginable—like rot and decay mixed with something sickly sweet. He gagged as he forced it down, his throat burning. He choked out a few curses, spitting the rest of the fruit to the side. "That was worse than anything I’ve ever tasted. Fucking disgusting." But the bitterness on his tongue was the least of his problems.

A sharp pain exploded in his stomach. Archer doubled over, his hands gripping the ground as his body convulsed. The world spun around him, and he felt something inside him—something unfamiliar—begin to stir.

"Shit!" he groaned, clutching his midsection. The pain was unbearable, twisting and writhing like fire coursing through his veins. His skin felt like it was stretching, pulling.

Then, suddenly, he felt his body grow. His limbs elongated, his muscles expanded, and his senses sharpened all at once. His hands swelled, fingers thickening, and his vision blurred before snapping back with startling clarity. The pain in his stomach subsided, replaced by a surge of raw power.

His breathing was heavy, almost animalistic, and as he looked down at himself, panic shot through him. His arms were now massive, covered in golden, thick fur. His legs, too—bulky and impossibly strong, his body towering over what it once was.

What the fuck is happening?

Adrenaline surged through him as he scrambled up from the ground, crashing through the trees until he reached a small stream nearby. Heart hammering in his chest, he leaned over the water, staring at the reflection.

A giant grizzly bear stared back at him.

“Fuck…” Archer growled, his voice a low rumble that sounded both foreign and familiar. He stepped back from the water, lifting one of his massive paws to his face, flexing it experimentally. The power coursing through him was intoxicating, his body brimming with strength he had never felt before. His senses were heightened—the smell of the forest around him, the distant sound of birds chirping, the rustling of the leaves—all of it was sharper, more vibrant.

He blinked, still trying to process the transformation. He was huge, easily three times the size he was moments before. His muscles felt like they could crush stone, and his movements, though heavier, were fluid and powerful.

Archer let out a low chuckle, his voice still that deep, animalistic growl. "Oh… I can definitely work with this."

He flexed his massive arms, feeling the strength rippling through them. He was bigger, stronger, and faster than he had ever been before. His senses were sharper, his instincts more primal. This was power—real, tangible power. And he was just beginning to understand it.

Slowly, Archer shifted back, the transformation reverting, his body shrinking down until he was human again. His breath came in ragged gasps, but the sensation of control was still there. He could feel the bear lurking beneath the surface, ready to emerge at will.

This Devil Fruit had given him something far greater than he had expected. He wasn’t just stronger—he was a predator.

A grin spread across Archer’s face as he sat back down by the fire, the weight of the power settling into his bones. "Garp, Marines and World goverment, you’re fucked. And Ace… I’m coming for you."

This was no longer just a hunt for his nephew. Now, Archer had the power to tear through anyone in his path.

Chapter 3: Blood will have blood

Summary:

What would you do for those you love?

Archer: Killing and chilling.

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He had a lead. A true lead!

It had taken him three years of relentless pursuit, two Marine bases destroyed, countless marines left in his wake, and a bounty of 100,000,000 Berries. But none of it mattered. No one knew his name, only the legend that had grown around him. To them, he was a monster—a bear that appeared from nowhere, a terror in the night.

The Golden Terror, they called him.

Archer wouldn’t admit it to anyone, not even to himself, but there was a certain twisted pride in that name. It meant he was making an impact, that people feared him, that his quest hadn’t been in vain. He wore the scars of his battles with grim satisfaction, each one a testament to his relentless pursuit of justice and vengeance.

But now, finally, he was closing in on his target.

The village was called Foosha Village, situated on Dawn Island in the Goa region. Rumor had it that Vice Admiral Garp made port there occasionally and then headed up into the mountains. It was a small, unremarkable place on the map, but Archer had learned not to underestimate the significance of seemingly insignificant locations. If Garp was there, this was where he would find answers.

The sun was just setting as Archer approached the edge of Foosha Village, the sky painted in hues of orange and pink. He moved stealthily, his senses on high alert. His recent battles had sharpened his instincts even further, his bear form an incredible asset in combat. It was a powerful tool, and he had learned to wield it with deadly precision.

The village was quaint, nestled at the foot of the mountains with modest homes and narrow streets. It was a stark contrast to the chaos he had left behind. Here, life went on at a slow pace, unaware of the storm brewing on its doorstep. Archer could see the flicker of lanterns and hear the murmur of voices as he moved through the shadows.

He had to be careful. The Marines had been on high alert for him, and although his face wasn’t widely known, his reputation was. The last thing he wanted was to attract attention prematurely. He slipped into the village, blending with the darkness, his eyes scanning for any sign of Garp or his whereabouts.

He made his way to the local tavern, a dimly lit place where the locals gathered to unwind. The scent of fried fish and beer hung in the air as he slipped inside, the warmth from the fire a stark contrast to the cool night outside.

Archer found a secluded corner, his golden eyes scanning the room for any useful information. He was well-versed in gathering intel without attracting attention. A casual eavesdrop here, a subtle question there—people were often more willing to talk when they didn’t realize the true purpose behind the inquiry.

The tavern was bustling with chatter, but Archer’s focus was sharp. He could pick out snippets of conversation, fragments of gossip. He overheard a group of fishermen talking about a “strange visitor” who had passed through recently, someone who seemed out of place in their quiet village.

He moved closer, his ears straining to catch every word. The conversation shifted to rumors of Garp, how he had come through a few days ago, asking questions about the mountains.

“Yeah, said he was headed up there to check something out,” one of the fishermen said, taking a long swig of his drink. “Real gruff, like he had a mission or somethin’.”

Archer’s heart quickened. This was the confirmation he needed. Garp was indeed here, and he was heading into the mountains. The thought of finally confronting Garp, of getting answers about Ace, made him almost tremble with anticipation.

He finished his drink, paid the tab with a generous tip (enough to ensure he wouldn’t be followed), and slipped out of the tavern, disappearing into the night. The moon was high in the sky now, casting a pale light over the village as he headed toward the base of the mountains.

The climb was steep and treacherous, but Archer had always been in top physical condition. The bear form had given him an edge in terms of strength and endurance, and he used that to his advantage. The terrain was rough, and he moved with the practiced ease of someone who had spent years navigating challenging landscapes.

The night air was cold and crisp, and as he ascended, he couldn’t help but think about how close he was to finally finding Garp. Every step brought him closer to answers, to redemption, to the possibility of saving Ace.

Archer crouched behind a rocky outcrop, his breath forming faint clouds in the chilly night air. He knew he needed every advantage he could get if he was going to confront Garp. The bear form, with its heightened senses and formidable strength, was exactly what he needed. It was time to use it.

With a sharp focus, Archer let the transformation take hold. His body rippled and grew, bones reshaping, muscles expanding. The familiar pain of change coursed through him, but he gritted his teeth, enduring it with a grim determination. The forest around him fell silent as he transformed into the towering grizzly bear. His senses became a cacophony of overwhelming stimuli—sounds, smells, and sights sharpened to an almost unbearable degree.

The scent of people reached him first. It was stronger now, an assault on his nose. The stench of unwashed bodies mixed with the acrid tang of cheap beer was nearly nauseating. The odors of sweat and grime permeated the air, a stark contrast to the clean, cold wilderness he was used to. He growled softly, adjusting to the onslaught of sensory information.

Archer moved cautiously toward the large building near the campfire, his massive paws making little noise against the rocky terrain. As he approached, the sounds of conversation grew louder. He could hear the distinct tones of voices—a deep, authoritative male voice and a higher-pitched, more submissive female voice.

The male voice was commanding, sharp with authority. “You need to take better care of him. If anything happens, I’ll have no choice but to arrest you. We can’t afford any mistakes.”

The female’s voice was dripping with a simpering tone, clearly trying to placate the man. “Yes, Garp-san. I understand. I’ll ensure the brat is well taken care of. It won’t happen again.”

Archer’s ears perked up at the mention of “the brat.” His instincts screamed that this might be connected to Ace. He edged closer, using the shadows and the cover of darkness to stay hidden. The large building was a sturdy structure, likely a guardhouse or a small fortification given its layout. He could see the faint glow of lanterns through the cracks in the walls, casting an eerie light.

The conversation continued as Archer pressed his back against the wall of the building, his keen senses picking up every detail. The woman’s voice was full of nervous energy. “I just didn’t expect him to be so... difficult. I’ll manage him better. You have my word.”

The gruff male voice grunted in response, dismissive. “See that you do. The brat’s fate is in your hands for now. I won’t tolerate any more failures.”

Archer’s heart pounded as he processed the information. The “brat” they were talking about—could it be Ace? The urgency of the situation sharpened his focus. He had to get inside, find out for sure.

Carefully, he maneuvered around the building, searching for an entrance. His massive frame was a challenge to keep hidden, but the cover of darkness and his natural stealth made it manageable. He finally found a slightly ajar door leading into the building. The hinges were old and rusty, but they moved silently under his touch.

He pushed the door open just enough to slip inside, his enormous form squeezing through with surprising ease. The interior was dimly lit, the air thick with the smell of oil lamps and the faint musk of damp stone. The building was indeed a small fortification, with crude wooden furnishings and heavy, ironbound doors leading to different rooms.

He moved cautiously through the corridors, his sensitive nose guiding him as he picked up the scents of people and, most importantly, the smell of fear and sweat that seemed to be emanating from one of the rooms. His instincts told him he was close.

Archer approached the source of the scent, pressing his massive body against the wall beside the door. Through the small gaps, he could make out the sound of shuffling and quiet whimpers. His heart raced with anticipation.

 

Archer carefully eased the door open, the faint creak making his heart skip a beat. He slipped into the dimly lit room, his golden eyes adjusting quickly to the darkness. Inside, there was a small cot in the corner, and upon it lay a toddler, no older than two years. His heart lurched at the sight.

The child had black, wavy hair, a mix of his mother’s and his father’s traits. Freckles dotted his cheeks, reminiscent of both Rouge and Archer himself. The hair color—dark like Roger’s—was the only thing that set him apart. Even at this distance, Archer could smell the faint trace of his own scent on the boy. It was unmistakably Ace.

Taking a slow, cautious step closer, Archer studied the toddler. Ace looked well-fed, his small body clothed in a simple but clean outfit. He had a faint smile on his face, lost in a peaceful slumber. For a moment, Archer’s heart softened. The child looked happy, content despite his circumstances.

He knelt beside the cot, his massive form looming over the sleeping child. The tenderness of the moment was shattered as Ace’s eyes fluttered open. They were wide and innocent, but the sight of the massive golden bear looming over him triggered a primal fear. Ace’s tiny body tensed, and with a piercing scream, he cried out in terror.

The shriek was like a knife to Archer’s heart, but he had no choice. He had to get out, and quickly. Without thinking, he turned and bolted from the room, his massive bear form crashing through the building. He heard shouts and clattering behind him, the sound of alarm bells ringing through the corridors.

The building was in chaos as he barreled down the halls, only barely noticing as he barreled through a few unsuspecting bandits—bandits?—the last people he expected to find working with Garp. The realization was swift but overshadowed by his urgent need to escape. His path through the building was a blur of roars and destruction.

As he reached the exit, the door gave way under his weight, and he burst into the night. The forest was just ahead, its dark embrace calling him. He sprinted into the trees, his powerful legs propelling him forward, the sounds of pursuit fading behind him.

He didn’t stop until he was deep within the forest, hidden among the dense foliage. Archer’s breathing was heavy, his chest rising and falling as he tried to calm his racing heart. The child’s terrified scream echoed in his mind.

Archer shifted back to human form, his clothes torn and smeared with dirt and blood. He took a moment to catch his breath, leaning against a tree. He needed to think, to strategize. His plan had been to get in, get Ace, and get out. But the unexpected presence of bandits and the chaos that followed had derailed his initial approach.

He climbed up to a high vantage point, a large rock overlooking the building. From his position, he could see the village below, now abuzz with activity. Torches bobbed about as people—bandits milled around, searching for him.

Archer watched from his perch, his golden eyes scanning the area. The building he had just escaped from was now the center of attention. The bandits seemed to be conducting a full-scale search. His mind raced as he formulated a new plan.

He needed to be patient. Going back into the fray would be too dangerous now, with so many eyes on him. He had to wait for the right moment, for the search parties to disperse. He needed to gather more information about the bandits’ involvement and figure out a safer way to get Ace out of there.

For now, he would observe. He would watch and wait, just as he had learned to do over the years. His anger and frustration were palpable, but he buried them under a layer of cold determination. He had come too far to be stopped now.

Chapter 4: A silent protector

Summary:

A Portgas in trouble and emotions.. Ugh.

Chapter Text

As the days passed, Archer became more familiar with the Dadan bandits, the ragtag group responsible for Ace’s well-being. From the shadows of the trees and rocks, he observed them closely. He had to know everything about them—their routines, their strengths, and especially their weaknesses. These people were the key to getting Ace back, and Archer was nothing if not patient.

The leader, Curly Dadan, was hard to miss. She was a massive woman, towering over the other bandits, with wild, unkempt hair and a demeanor that exuded authority. Her voice was as gruff as the gravel beneath Archer’s boots, and she ruled her group with an iron fist. Dadan was no delicate flower; she was a beast of a woman, and Archer could tell from her size and strength that she wasn’t someone to be underestimated.

He watched her bark orders at her men, scolding them for any misstep, no matter how small. Despite her rough exterior, though, there was something about the way she handled Ace that caught Archer off guard. She wasn’t kind, not in the traditional sense, but she wasn’t as brutal with the boy as she was with her underlings. She treated Ace more like a nuisance than anything, but there was a strange sort of protectiveness in her eyes. Maybe she didn’t realize it herself, but she was looking out for him.

 

As the days passed, Archer couldn’t help but be amused by Ace. The boy was wild—untamable, relentless, and full of energy. It was as if the chaos of the world had taken root in him and refused to let go. And Archer? He loved it.

Ace was constantly on the move, darting between the trees, climbing rocks, and causing mayhem wherever he went. He'd sneak up on the bandits, pulling pranks or outright challenging them, and though they grumbled and cursed, they didn’t seem to be able to keep up with him. Archer watched from the shadows, a proud smile tugging at his lips. The kid was a natural troublemaker—just like him.

The way Ace fearlessly charged into whatever nonsense caught his attention, whether it was wrestling a wild animal or trying to "fight" a bandit twice his size, reminded Archer of his younger self. There was a raw, unrefined strength in him, a fire that would only grow with time. Archer could already see the future: Ace would be a force to be reckoned with.

But amidst the pride and amusement, there was a gnawing conflict within him. Watching Ace live freely with the bandits, Archer couldn’t help but question his next move. He still had a mission—he needed to confront Garp. The old Marine bastard had left Foosha Village shortly after Archer’s arrival, leaving Archer to stew in frustration.

Ace was safe for now, and though Dadan and her gang were far from ideal caretakers, they weren’t cruel. Archer had been prepared to rip through anyone who stood between him and his nephew, but the bandits... they didn’t feel like the enemy. They were loud, drunk, and often incompetent, but they cared for Ace in their own twisted way. That made things complicated.

But Garp—that stubborn, iron-headed Vice Admiral—was the key to everything. Archer still needed answers. Why had Garp taken Ace? Was he trying to protect him or use him as some pawn? Archer had no idea. But without Garp around, his only lead was... the orange-haired woman.

Ugh.

 

Archer had been lazily stretched out in his grizzly form, basking in the sun atop some rocks when the sound tore through the air. A high-pitched scream, one he'd already become familiar with over the past week. Ace. And not just any scream—this one was filled with pure terror.

Before Archer could even register what was happening, the scream was followed by a deep, bone-rattling roar. His golden eyes snapped open, and he was on his feet in an instant, adrenaline surging through his veins. Without hesitation, Archer took off toward the noise, his massive paws pounding the ground beneath him as he barreled through the trees, the world around him becoming a blur.

Bursting into a clearing, Archer’s heart sank at the sight before him. Ace, just three years old, stood frozen in terror, his wide eyes locked on the enormous form of a tiger, easily as large as Archer himself. The beast's amber eyes gleamed with hunger, its muscles tensed as it prepared to pounce. Time seemed to slow as the tiger lunged toward Ace, claws outstretched, ready to tear into him.

Archer didn’t think—he couldn’t. He saw red.

With a thunderous roar that shook the forest, Archer launched himself at the tiger, intercepting it just before it reached Ace. Their bodies collided with the force of a storm, sending dirt and leaves flying. The two giants clashed, their massive forms tearing into each other in a brutal, primal battle.

The tiger was relentless, slashing at Archer with claws as long as swords. One swipe raked across Archer’s side, tearing into fur and flesh, blood spraying in the air. The pain was immediate, sharp, but it only fueled Archer’s fury. He barely felt it. His golden eyes locked onto the tiger, filled with an animalistic rage as he let out another roar, one that echoed through the clearing.

The tiger was fast, trying to circle around Archer, its teeth bared as it went for his neck. But Archer was faster. He swung his enormous paw, claws out, and struck the tiger across its face, sending it staggering back. Blood dripped from both of them, staining the ground beneath their feet.

They circled each other, growling, both bleeding, both relentless. The tiger lunged again, but this time, Archer was ready. The beast’s claws swiped at his head, grazing his ear and sending a fresh spray of blood flying. Pain exploded in his skull, but Archer didn’t falter. He roared louder, his vision blurring from the hit.

Enraged, Archer leaped forward, his massive jaws snapping around the tiger’s neck. His teeth sank deep into its flesh, and the tiger thrashed, trying to shake him off. But Archer held firm, his grip like iron. He bit down harder, tasting the warm rush of blood as he tightened his hold.

The tiger let out a final, guttural growl, its struggles weakening. Archer's jaws clenched even harder, and with one last savage twist of his neck, he ripped the tiger’s throat out. Blood gushed from the wound, painting the forest floor in crimson.

The tiger collapsed, its body twitching once before going still. Dead.

Panting heavily, Archer stood over the lifeless form of the beast, his fur matted with blood—both his and the tiger's. His golden eyes, wild with fury, scanned the clearing for any more threats. When he saw nothing, his gaze finally fell on Ace.

The boy was still standing there, frozen in place, his small body trembling. Archer’s heart, still pounding from the battle, softened as he looked at Ace. He shifted out of his bear form, returning to his human state, blood still dripping from the wound on his head and his side. He took a shaky step toward Ace, breathing heavily.

Ace’s wide eyes were fixed on him, a mixture of fear and awe in his gaze. For a moment, they just stared at each other, the clearing eerily quiet now that the roar of the tiger had faded. Archer’s chest ached, not just from the pain of his wounds but from the sight of Ace—his nephew, his blood—standing there, unharmed because of him.

He crouched down, still towering over Ace even in his human form, and with a soft, shaky voice, he said, "You're safe now, kid."

Ace, his small hands clenched into fists, stared up at him with those familiar freckled cheeks, looking both terrified and relieved. He opened his mouth to speak but only managed a small, shaky whisper.

“Who... are you?”

Archer felt his throat tighten. He had spent years searching for Ace, and now, here he was, looking up at him with no idea who he was. But there wasn’t time to explain now. Not yet.

"I’m someone who’s going to protect you," Archer said softly, though his voice held a firmness, a promise.

Ace blinked at him, still processing everything that had just happened. Archer could see the questions swirling in the boy's eyes, but before Ace could say anything else, Archer stood up and glanced at the tiger’s corpse. He’d need to drag it away, clean up the mess. He couldn’t afford anyone seeing this, not yet.

But as he turned back to Ace, something changed in the boy’s expression. He took a step forward, his small hand reaching out to grab a fistful of Archer’s shirt.

"You saved me," Ace said, his voice stronger now, though still filled with wonder. "You... killed that tiger. You saved me."

Archer swallowed hard, his heart heavy. "Yeah, I did."

Ace looked up at him, those big, curious eyes locking onto his. And for the first time, Archer saw something more than just fear or awe. He saw trust.

And that terrified him more than any tiger ever could.

Archer sat by the stream, his fingers gingerly brushing over the gashes that ran from his left ear to his jaw. The wounds were deep and stung like hell, but they were nothing compared to the weight on his heart. He’d cleaned himself up as best as he could, the cold water washing away the blood and grime, but there was no erasing the scars that would stay—a reminder of the tiger and everything else.

When he finally turned around, Ace was standing there, looking up at him with those wide, curious eyes. He’d been following Archer around like a shadow, never saying much but always nearby, watching him intently like a kid trying to figure out a puzzle. Archer let out a deep sigh and patted the ground next to him, gesturing for Ace to sit.

Without a hint of hesitation or fear, Ace plopped down beside him, his little legs crossed. The boy didn’t waste a second. Like a dam breaking, he started firing off questions, his words spilling out so fast that Archer barely had time to keep up.

"Were you the big bear I saw in my room?"

Archer, amused at the boy’s bluntness, nodded. “Yeah, that was me.”

Ace stared at him with those sharp eyes, and then, with all the confidence of a three-year-old, he said, “You look like a boy.”

Archer raised an eyebrow at the audacity. “I’m fifteen, kid.”

Ace blinked, as if that was both shocking and not shocking at all. But then came the harder question. The one that made Archer’s chest tighten.

“You look like me,” Ace said softly, his eyes wide as he tilted his head, “but with blond hair and more scars.”

Archer felt the words hit him like a punch. He ran a hand over his scarred face, the reminder of everything he’d been through, all the years of searching and fighting. He swallowed hard, knowing it was time to tell Ace the truth—but not all of it. Not yet.

“Yeah, I do,” Archer said quietly, “but this... it has to be a secret, okay? At least for now.”

Ace nodded solemnly, his face serious for once. “I promise.”

Taking a deep breath, Archer finally told him. “I’m your uncle, Ace. Your mother... she was my sister.”

Ace’s eyes lit up, curiosity and excitement bubbling up inside him. “Where is she? Is she here too?”

Archer’s heart clenched. He wasn’t ready for this—he’d never be ready for this. But the truth was all he had, and Ace deserved that much. He looked the boy directly in the eyes, his voice soft but steady.

"She's... gone, Ace. She died, but she loved you. So much. And she’s always here, with you. Always.”

Ace’s face crumpled. His little fists clenched, his lip trembled, and before Archer could say anything more, the boy’s eyes filled with tears. A sob broke through, and then another, until Ace was full-on crying, his small body shaking with the weight of it.

Archer didn’t know what to say, but he didn’t need to. He reached out, scooping Ace up into his arms, holding him close as the boy cried into his chest. Archer whispered to him softly, “I’ve been looking for you for three years, Ace. I’m not leaving you again. Ever.”

Ace’s cries grew louder, heart-wrenching sobs that cut through the stillness of the forest. Archer just held him tighter, letting the boy release all the emotions he’d probably never understood until now. They sat like that for what felt like hours, Archer rocking him gently as the sun began to dip lower in the sky, casting a golden glow over the clearing.

As the sun was beginning to set, painting the sky in hues of orange and pink, Archer nudged Ace gently. “You’ve gotta go back, kid. You can’t tell anyone about me, okay?”

Ace wiped his tear-streaked face with the back of his hand and nodded, sniffling. "I won’t tell. I promise.”

Together, they walked toward the Dadan bandits’ stronghold, the forest quiet around them. Stopping just before the clearing where the house came into view, Archer crouched down and pulled Ace into one last hug, ruffling his messy black hair.

“We’ll meet again tomorrow, alright?”

Ace nodded fiercely, then turned and ran toward the stronghold, his small legs carrying him as fast as they could. “I saw a big tiger! And an even bigger bear!” he shouted as he bolted through the door. The bandits just laughed, not taking his story seriously, their boisterous voices echoing in the night.

Ace turned to look back, but by then, Archer had already melted into the shadows, watching from afar, always keeping an eye on the boy.

Tomorrow. He’d see him again tomorrow.

Chapter 5: Busted

Summary:

Archer muses and a vow is kept.

Chapter Text

And so, time went on, three years to be exact.

Archer's wounds slowly healed, leaving fresh scars across his battered body, each one a reminder of the battles he’d fought. But hell, he didn’t mind. The scars were nothing compared to what he’d gained in return. Ace—wild, stubborn, and full of life—was the best mix of Rouge and Roger. Though, let’s be real, Roger didn’t exactly give the kid much to work with. (in Archers personal opinion of cause)

Every day, without fail, Ace would come running to him. The little punk would chatter on, talking Archer's ear off about everything and nothing—what he’d eaten, some prank he’d pulled on the bandits, or how he’d outrun a wild boar (half of which Archer knew was exaggerated). But, damn, how Archer loved it.

From the moment he’d held Ace as a baby, all tiny and screaming, Archer had felt something change deep inside him. Now, six years later, that bond had only grown stronger. Ace had wrapped his little hands around Archer’s heart, and there was no way the boy was letting go anytime soon.

They spent their days together, roaming the forests and climbing the rugged mountains around Dawn Island. Ace would ride on Archer’s back, laughing hysterically as Archer sprinted through the trees in his bear form, the wind whipping through his messy black hair. It was freedom, pure and simple. The kind Archer hadn’t felt in years.

Sometimes they’d hunt, tracking down wild game for food. Ace had a knack for spotting things that even Archer missed, his sharp little eyes catching movement in the underbrush. Other times, they’d wrestle or spar, rolling around in the dirt like a couple of animals. Archer would transform into his bear form, growling and swiping playfully at Ace, who’d dodge and weave with that same reckless energy Archer remembered from Rouge. And every time, Ace would come back for more, laughing as if the world itself was a game.

But amidst the laughter and play, Archer knew the truth—Ace’s legacy was a dangerous one. The boy was the son of the Pirate King, after all. It wasn’t long before Archer realized he’d have to prepare Ace for the world beyond their hidden corner of the island.

So, he started teaching him how to fight. Not just brawling like the bandits had shown him, but real combat. At first, Ace had grumbled about it, not wanting to listen to his uncle’s instructions. But after a few playful smacks to the head and a quick demonstration of what real power looked like, Ace had started to pay attention.

They’d train by the river, practicing with sticks that Archer had whittled down into makeshift swords. Ace had a natural talent, no surprise there. But he was impulsive, always charging in without thinking. Archer had to drill patience into him, teaching him to read his opponent, to use his surroundings to his advantage. They spent hours sparring, sweat pouring down their faces as they clashed again and again.

“Keep your guard up!” Archer barked one day, swatting away Ace’s stick as it came crashing toward him. Ace growled, frustrated, but his eyes gleamed with determination. The boy was a fighter through and through, just like his mother.

And every day, Ace got better. Stronger. Faster. His punches had more bite, his reflexes sharper. Archer could see it in the boy’s eyes—the fire of someone who wouldn’t back down, no matter what the world threw at him.

But it wasn’t just about fighting. It was about survival.

“Look, kid,” Archer had said once, sitting beside a panting Ace after a long training session. “There’s gonna come a day when people find out who you are. And when that happens, they won’t care if you’re just a kid. They’ll come for you. Marines. Pirates. Everyone. You need to be ready.”

Ace, despite his usual rebellious nature, had listened. The weight of his legacy wasn’t lost on him. Archer could see it in those freckled cheeks and in the furrowed brow. The boy knew he was different. He knew he had to be strong—stronger than anyone else if he wanted to survive.

And Archer would make sure of it.

But even with all the seriousness of their training, there was always that laughter, that joy. They’d race through the woods, Ace hopping onto Archer’s bear back with a whoop as they darted through the trees, the wind in their faces. At night, they’d sit around a campfire, Ace asking a million questions about pirates, about Rouge, about what the world outside the island was like.

Sometimes, Archer would tell him stories about Rouge—about how she used to get into fights with the boys in the village, her fiery temper and her stubbornness. He’d tell Ace how much she loved him, how hard she fought to bring him into this world. And Ace, despite trying to act tough, would always get quiet when his mother’s name came up.

“Do you think she’d be proud of me?” Ace had asked once, his voice barely above a whisper.

Archer had looked down at him, his heart aching with the weight of that question. “She’d be damn proud of you, Ace. You’re just like her.”

The boy had smiled, and for a moment, Archer could see Rouge in him so clearly it hurt.

As the sun set behind the mountains, casting long shadows over the forest, Archer knew one thing for certain. He’d do whatever it took to protect Ace, to keep him safe, to prepare him for the world that would one day come knocking.

And if anyone tried to take him away, well… they’d have to go through the Golden Terror first.

Garp hadn’t returned since Archer arrived three years ago, but Archer, like a predator biding his time, had learned the art of patience. He knew how to wait, how to let the world move around him while he remained a shadow, ever watchful. His mission was clear: stay close to Ace and wait for Garp’s return. That old bastard would have answers, and Archer was going to drag them out of him, one way or another.

The fact that the Dadan bandits hadn’t discovered him yet was, honestly, mind-boggling. A nearly 1,000-pound grizzly bear living practically on their doorstep, and they were none the wiser? It was almost laughable. Archer had expected some close calls—hell, he’d even left claw marks on a few trees that any idiot with half a brain would’ve noticed. But nope. The bandits were too busy bickering, drinking, or chasing after Ace to pay attention to their surroundings.

"Idiots," Archer muttered to himself one evening, as he watched from his usual vantage point—a rocky outcrop hidden by thick brush, overlooking the bandits' hideout.

He could see the usual chaos unfolding down below. The bandits were sitting around their fire, arguing over the spoils from whatever small-time robbery they'd pulled off that day. Ace, as usual, was darting between them, causing trouble—knocking over barrels, sneaking bites of their food, and laughing like the little terror he was. Archer chuckled to himself. The kid was growing more like Rouge every day—bold, reckless, and impossible to control.

But still, Garp hadn’t shown. The old marine had vanished after dumping Ace on these buffoons and hadn’t been back since. What the hell kind of plan was that? Did he think Ace was going to be safe with a group of thieves and drunkards? Or maybe Garp thought hiding him here, on this backwater island, would keep him off the World Government’s radar. Either way, Archer knew he couldn't leave things to chance. Not with Ace’s legacy hanging in the balance.

“Patience,” Archer told himself again, though the word was bitter on his tongue. Waiting had never been his strong suit, but if he had to lurk in these woods for another three years, he would. Ace was worth it. Everything was worth it.

Archer watched as Dadan herself stomped out of the shack, her booming voice carrying through the forest as she yelled at her men. He couldn’t help but smirk. She was a brute of a woman—tough, loud, and stubborn as hell—but in her own twisted way, she seemed to care about Ace. At least, enough to keep him alive. Still, he wasn’t sure how long that would last. Ace was growing up, getting stronger, and trouble had a way of following the boy.

Suddenly, a loud crash came from the bandit camp as one of the men stumbled, knocking over a pile of supplies. Dadan roared in anger, chasing after the clumsy bandit with a stick. Ace, watching the chaos unfold, let out a high-pitched laugh and bolted off into the forest.

Archer’s eyes followed Ace instinctively. The kid was fast, but Archer knew these woods better. It wasn’t long before he spotted Ace running toward their usual meeting spot—a small clearing deeper in the forest, hidden from the bandits’ prying eyes.

Shifting into his bear form, Archer moved silently through the underbrush, using the cover of the trees to stay hidden. By the time he reached the clearing, Ace was already there, sitting on a fallen log, kicking his feet impatiently.

“You’re slow today,” Ace teased when Archer appeared from the trees, his little arms crossed over his chest.

Archer snorted in response, shifting back into his human form. “You’re just impatient.”

Ace grinned, jumping off the log and running over to him. “So, what are we doing today? Are we training again? Or are we gonna hunt?”

“Training,” Archer said, ruffling the boy’s messy black hair. “You’ve still got a lot to learn.”

Ace groaned dramatically, but Archer could see the excitement in his eyes. The boy loved learning how to fight, even if he pretended otherwise. And every day, he was getting stronger, faster, more in tune with the wilderness around him.

As they trained, Archer couldn’t help but think about the future. Ace’s bloodline was a ticking time bomb, and it was only a matter of time before the world came looking for him. Marines, bounty hunters, pirates—they’d all want a piece of the Pirate King’s son.

But they wouldn’t get through Archer. Not as long as he still drew breath.

After a while, they took a break, sitting side by side on the log, both sweaty and breathing heavily from the sparring. Ace turned to Archer, that curious look back in his eyes.

“When do you think Garp’ll come back?” Ace asked, surprising Archer with the question.

Archer’s jaw clenched. He didn’t like thinking about Garp. The man was the reason Rouge was gone—the reason Ace had to grow up without a mother. But Archer knew he couldn’t dodge the question forever.

“He’ll come back,” Archer said after a moment, his voice low and serious. “And when he does, I’ll be ready.”

Ace nodded, his face serious. He didn’t understand the full weight of what Archer was saying, but he trusted his uncle. Archer could see it in the boy’s eyes.

It all went to shit in one night. Because, of course, it did. The Dadan bandits had gone on another raid—nothing new about that—but they’d made a rookie mistake, the kind even greenhorns knew to avoid. They didn’t check if all their enemies were dead, or worse, if they were regrouping and gathering reinforcements.

Archer was napping, his massive bear body sprawled out lazily on a hill above the stronghold when the first sounds of panic reached his ears. Screams. The clang of weapons. Smoke rising from the trees. His eyes snapped open as realization hit him like a ton of bricks.

“Shit!” Archer growled, bolting upright.

The idiots had brought an army to their doorstep—a force of about 200 rival bandits cutting down Dadan’s men like they were nothing more than grass in a storm. And right in the middle of that chaos was Ace.

No more hiding. No more playing it safe. Ace was the only thing that mattered.

Secrecy be damned!

Archer was already tearing through the trees, his paws thundering against the ground as he barreled toward the stronghold. The fire had taken hold of the main building, and he could hear the crackling of wood and the roaring of flames as they engulfed the structure. But louder still was the familiar voice, filled with fear, calling from inside the inferno.

"Uncle Archer! I’m here!"

Ace.

Without a second thought, Archer charged into the fray. Bandits from the attacking group tried to block his path, but they might as well have been gnats for all the good it did them. With one swipe of his massive paw, Archer sent them flying like rag dolls. His focus was singular—Ace. The chaos, the screams, the flames... nothing mattered except getting Ace out of there.

He didn’t even realize he had saved Dadan by flattening a group of attackers that had surrounded her. It wasn’t part of the plan.

The main building was a hellish nightmare—smoke thick in the air, fire licking at the walls. Archer's golden eyes scanned the wreckage, and then he saw him. Ace, huddled in a corner, shielding his face from the searing heat, fear written all over his small face.

"Hang on, Ace!" Archer bellowed, his roar cutting through the chaos.

With a growl, Archer charged forward, leaping over a fallen beam and smashing through debris until he was in front of his nephew. The boy didn’t need to be told twice. With the agility of someone far older, Ace jumped onto Archer’s back, clutching his fur as the bear turned and charged back through the burning house.

The roof was caving in, the heat intense, but Archer wasn’t slowing down. With every ounce of strength in his enormous frame, he burst through the wooden wall like it was paper, debris scattering in all directions.

Outside, the battle still raged, but all Archer cared about was keeping Ace safe. That didn't mean, though, that anyone else was getting a free pass.

Bandits from the attacking force turned to face him, eyes widening in terror as the giant golden bear burst out of the inferno, Ace still clinging to his back. One particularly brave (or stupid) bandit charged forward, brandishing a sword. But before Archer could even react, Ace had grabbed an iron pipe from the ground and was smacking the guy square in the face with it.

Archer couldn’t help the rush of pride that surged through him as Ace, grinning like a maniac, started swinging the pipe at anyone who got too close.

“That’s my boy!” Archer thought with a grin, plowing through the remaining bandits like they were nothing.

One by one, the rival gang fell. Blood stained the ground, and when the last enemy collapsed, the forest fell eerily silent.

Dadan, still breathing heavily, watched in stunned silence as the giant bear—Ace still riding on his back—turned toward her. Slowly, her men gathered around, looking between the boy and the beast in disbelief.

Ace, still high on adrenaline, happily announced, “The bear’s my uncle!”

There was a beat of stunned silence before Dadan’s eyes grew as wide as saucers.

“Wait... what?! You were telling the truth this whole time?! That big bear is your uncle?!”

The bandits murmured in astonishment, eyes bouncing from Ace to Archer as they tried to wrap their heads around it. Archer, amused but exhausted, gently nudged Ace off his back and, in a flash, transformed back into his human form.

There he stood—tall, scarred, with his long golden hair tousled and his sharp eyes watching the group warily. He crossed his arms over his chest, leaning against a nearby tree as if the fight hadn’t just happened.

"Yeah," Archer grumbled, his voice low and gravelly. "I’m his uncle. Got a problem with that?"

Dadan blinked, her mouth opening and closing as she tried to find words. “I... no... I mean... What in the—?!”

Ace, meanwhile, looked up at Archer, pride written all over his little face. “Uncle Archer’s the best!” he declared, still gripping his iron pipe like a trophy.

Archer ruffled Ace’s hair, a rare, soft smile tugging at his lips.

 

As the first light of dawn broke through the smoldering remains of the bandits' stronghold, Archer stood with his arms crossed, his eyes narrowing as he surveyed the aftermath of the battle. The fire was finally out, and Dadan's crew was tending to the wounded and cleaning up the wreckage. But it wasn’t the destruction that bothered him.

It was Ace.

The boy stood a little too close to the last embers of the fire, his dark eyes fixed on the flames with an unsettling curiosity. Archer's gut twisted. The way Ace looked at the fire... like it was something special, something he understood in a way that wasn’t normal for a six-year-old.

“Huh... problem for later,” Archer muttered to himself, running a hand through his golden hair. Right now, he had bigger things to deal with. Namely, Dadan.

He needed answers, and the bandit leader was the only one who could give them to him.

Stomping over to where Dadan was sitting, still catching her breath after the battle, Archer didn’t bother with pleasantries. “Alright, woman, start talking. What the hell’s Garp got to do with all this?” His voice was gruff, his temper barely restrained.

Dadan, to his surprise, didn’t put up much of a fight. Maybe it was the fact that he’d just saved her ass, or maybe it was the fact that she had no real reason to hide anything from him. She looked tired, her large frame slouched as she finally relented.

“He handed me the boy,” she said, waving a hand in Ace’s direction. “Couple days after he was born. Told me to raise him to be a fine Marine, or else.”

Archer felt his blood boil instantly. A Marine? That asshole wanted Ace to grow up and serve the same corrupt government that had killed his parents?

“Not on my fucking watch!” Archer roared, his voice carrying across the clearing. Ace, who had been watching the conversation with interest, cheered loudly.

“Go, Uncle! Tell her!” Ace pumped his little fist in the air, oblivious to the weight of the conversation.

Archer, already fuming, turned back to Dadan, who looked a little taken aback by his outburst. “Listen to me, woman. Ace is not—will never—be a Marine! Not as long as I’m still breathing,” Archer barked, his hands clenched into fists. “He’s got a legacy. And it sure as hell isn’t following Garp’s orders.”

But then, a voice—a deep, gruff voice—cut through the tense atmosphere like a knife.

“And who are you to decide that, boy?”

Archer’s heart stopped. His body tensed, every muscle on edge as he slowly turned around.

There, standing in the entrance to the clearing, arms crossed and wearing that ridiculous dog-like grin, was the man Archer had hunted for six long years. The man responsible for taking Ace away, for leading Archer on a wild chase across the seas.

Vice Admiral Monkey D. Garp.

The legendary Marine stood tall, his presence imposing as hell, but his face was unreadable. He looked at Archer with something between curiosity and challenge. Archer’s golden eyes locked onto him, rage boiling just beneath the surface, ready to explode.

This was it.

All the sleepless nights, the scars, the bloodshed—it all led to this moment.

Garp, the man Archer had sworn to confront, stood there, waiting.

And suddenly, all the words Archer wanted to say seemed to freeze in his throat.

 

Chapter 6: The sin of a parent

Summary:

The truth will out.

Chapter Text

Archer wasn’t proud to admit it, but for a moment, his brain just... failed him. Completely. He stood there, dumbstruck, mouth half-open like some idiot who forgot how to speak. Ace would later tease him about it relentlessly, calling it "the time Uncle Archer looked like a fish." Stupid, little nephew.

Finally, words found their way out of his mouth, and once they started, they poured out in a flood of venomous rage.

"I’m Portgas D. Archer," he spat, his voice shaking with anger. "Little brother to Portgas D. Rouge—and you, Garp, you stole something from me six years ago. I came here three years ago to protect my nephew and kill the fucker who took Ace from me."

The venom, the sheer hatred in his voice, seemed to catch even Garp off guard for a moment. The old Marine stood there, eyebrows raised, processing the fury aimed at him. Archer felt his heart pounding in his chest, his vision narrowing as he stared down the man he had hunted for so long.

But Garp wasn’t one to back down easily. He recovered quickly, his expression hardening as he crossed his arms, his voice dropping into a challenging tone. "You really think you can play the righteous card here, boy? After everything? Look at your past. You’ve spent the last few years tearing through Marine bases, killing anyone who stood in your way. You’ve become nothing more than a criminal. And now, you wanna stand there and judge me?"

Archer’s jaw clenched. He could feel the rage burning in his chest, but he forced himself to stay grounded. He couldn’t let Garp turn this around on him. Not now.

"You think I give a damn about what you or the Marines think of me?" Archer shot back, stepping forward, his fists clenched at his sides. "I’ve got blood on my hands because of you—because you took Ace away, because you let my sister die while you played the government’s loyal dog. So don’t you dare lecture me about my past!"

His voice echoed through the clearing, sharp and cutting. For a brief second, there was silence. Garp’s eyes narrowed, but he didn’t interrupt.

"And let me ask you this, Garp," Archer continued, his voice lowering but no less intense. "Why? Why the hell would you, a Marine, go to such lengths to protect the son of your greatest enemy? The son of a man the World Government wanted dead more than anyone? Why take care of Ace, the son of Gold Roger? Why not just let him die like the rest of them?"

That question—that—made Garp pause. Archer could see it in his eyes, the slightest flicker of something behind that hardened gaze. And just as Archer thought he might have struck a nerve, he heard a soft, trembling sound behind him.

Ace.

The boy had been standing there, silent, but now Archer could hear his quiet sobs. He turned to look at Ace, who was clutching at the back of his shirt, tears streaming down his freckled face.

"Uncle...?" Ace whimpered, his voice barely more than a whisper. "Is that true...? Is my father a murderer?"

The boy’s words hit Archer like a punch to the gut. He knelt down, putting a hand on Ace’s shoulder, trying to find the right words. But before he could speak, Ace turned toward Garp, his tears turning into something else—something fiercer.

"I don’t care!" Ace shouted, his small fists balled up. "I’ll never be a Marine! I’ll be like Uncle Archer!"

The words made Garp laugh—a deep, booming laugh that echoed through the clearing. The old Marine looked down at Ace, then shifted his gaze back to Archer.

"So that’s what you want, huh?" Garp asked, his voice filled with a mix of amusement and something darker. "You want to be like him, Ace? An outlaw with a bounty of 100 million berries on his head?" He pointed at Archer, the smirk on his face widening. "That’s your hero?"

Archer tensed at Garp’s words. The reminder of his bounty stung, not because of the number itself, but because of what it meant. He had made himself a target, and in doing so, he had painted a target on Ace’s back, too.

Garp's face hardened again as he locked eyes with Archer. "The Marines have been looking for you, boy. You’ve made quite a name for yourself as 'The Golden Terror.' But if you really care about Ace—if you really love him—you’ll leave. Sooner or later, you’re going to lead the Marines right to him, and then what? You want him to live his life on the run, just like you?"

Archer’s heart sank. He hadn’t thought about that. Not in the middle of his rage, his need for revenge. But now, with Garp’s words ringing in his ears, he realized the weight of his actions.

Before Archer could respond, Garp turned on his heel, his back to them both. "Think about it," he said over his shoulder. "The world won’t be kind to Ace if you’re around."

And with that, Garp walked away, disappearing into the trees.

Archer stood there, frozen in place, his mind racing. He looked down at Ace, who was still wiping away his tears. The boy was strong, no doubt about it, but he was also still just a kid. And now, more than ever, Archer realized that his presence might be the very thing that put Ace in danger.

But could he really leave?

Could he really abandon Ace, after everything?

 

The day dragged on in a haze of smoke and ash. The stronghold lay in ruins, still smoldering from the battle and the fire that had nearly consumed it. Archer sat on the ground near the rubble, Ace nestled in his lap, the boy’s small body fitting perfectly against him. Neither of them spoke for a long while. They didn’t need to. The weight of everything hung in the air between them, too heavy for words.

Archer’s arms wrapped around Ace protectively, as though holding him close would shield him from the cruel world that had already stolen so much from them both. Ace was quiet, his little hands gripping Archer’s shirt tightly, but Archer could feel the tension in him—the questions that were simmering just beneath the surface.

Then, after what felt like hours, Ace finally spoke, his voice soft and hesitant.

“Uncle Archer… Who was my father? Really?”

Archer let out a deep breath, his heart sinking. He’d known this conversation was coming, sooner or later. Ace was bound to ask about his heritage, his bloodline. The truth was ugly, brutal even, but Archer had never been one to sugarcoat the world. That wasn’t his way.

"Your father," Archer began, his voice low and steady, "was Gol D. Roger."

Ace shifted in his lap, looking up at him with wide, curious eyes. “Gol D. Roger?” he repeated.

Archer nodded, his grip tightening ever so slightly. “Yeah. The Pirate King. The most notorious pirate the world’s ever seen. The man who conquered the Grand Line. He commanded one of the most feared crews in history. A legend.”

Ace was silent, taking it in. Archer could see the gears turning in his mind, but he continued, knowing Ace needed to hear the full story.

“Roger met your mother, Rouge, on Baterilla. They fell in love. And when she found out she was pregnant with you, Roger... well, he was captured by the Marines. By Garp. They brought him to Loguetown for his execution, and the whole world watched as they took his life.” Archer paused, his jaw clenching as memories of that day flashed in his mind. The beginning of all this. “But before Roger died, the Marines started hunting anyone connected to him. Any woman they suspected of carrying his child. Your mother... she hid you for two years inside her. Two years, Ace, just to keep you safe.”

Ace’s eyes widened in shock. “Two years?” he whispered.

Archer nodded, his throat tightening. “Yeah. She was strong. The strongest person I’ve ever known. She loved you so much, Ace. Enough to keep you inside her when the world was hunting her down. She died giving birth to you... and I—I was there. I helped her through it, just a kid myself, barely eleven.”

Ace shifted again, his small body leaning into Archer’s chest, and Archer knew he had to keep going.

“When you were born, she asked me to get you a blanket she’d made for you. Just a simple thing, but it was special to her. When I came back... she was gone. Dead. And you... you were gone too. Garp had taken you.”

Ace’s small hands clenched tighter against his uncle’s shirt, his voice trembling as he asked, “And then what?”

“And then,” Archer said, his voice thick with the weight of the years, “I went looking for you. I searched every damn island I could. Spent years on the run, fighting, stealing, killing just to get closer to finding you. I did things I’ll never forget. All because I promised Rouge—your mother—I’d protect you. And now... here we are.”

Ace was silent for a long time, his little chest rising and falling as he processed everything. Archer felt his own heart pounding, wondering what the boy was thinking, feeling. Wondering if Ace would hate the truth.

Finally, Ace looked up at him, his face streaked with tears. “Uncle Archer... I don’t want to be a Marine. I don’t want to be like them. I want to be... me.”

Archer smiled softly, though it was tinged with sadness. “Ace, you can be whoever you want to be. You’re not bound by who your parents were. Roger’s blood doesn’t define you. Rouge’s sacrifice doesn’t chain you to anything. Your fate is your own. You decide what your life will be. And if you want me by your side, I’ll be there. Always.”

Ace’s tears flowed freely now, and without hesitation, he buried his face into Archer’s chest, his small body shaking with sobs. “I want to be Portgas D. Ace,” he cried. “For my mother. For you, Uncle. You’ve done everything for me... I’ll carry her name. Not Roger’s.”

Archer’s arms tightened around him, pulling Ace close, letting the boy cry. His own heart swelled with emotion, a mix of pride and sorrow, love and pain. He rested his chin on Ace’s head, whispering softly, “I love you, Ace. I always have. And I always will.”

Ace sniffled, his voice muffled against Archer’s chest. “I love you too, Uncle Archer.”

They sat there together, wrapped in each other’s warmth as the sun began to set, casting golden light over the ruins of the stronghold. In that moment, it was just the two of them—uncle and nephew, bound by something deeper than blood. Bound by love.

 

The weeks that followed were a blur of tension for Archer. He couldn’t shake the feeling of unease that settled in his chest after hearing the news from Makino. A large Marine ship had been spotted a week’s travel from the island, and that could only mean one thing—danger. If they were searching for him, it wouldn’t be long before they came to Foosha Village, and if they found him, they’d find Ace too.

And he couldn't let that happen.

Garp had been right. For all his stubbornness and pride, Archer knew deep down that staying here would put Ace in more danger than either of them could handle. The thought of leaving tore at him, but there was no other choice. He had to lead the Marines away, buy Ace more time to grow stronger, more time to live freely.

Walking back toward Dadan’s hideout, Archer’s mind raced with how he’d break the news to Ace. His heart ached at the thought of seeing Ace’s reaction—knowing the boy would feel abandoned. But it was the only way.

When Archer finally sat Ace down, the boy immediately sensed something was wrong. And just as expected, as soon as Archer told him about the Marines and that he had to leave for a while, Ace exploded with anger.

“You promised!” Ace yelled, his voice cracking with emotion. “You promised you wouldn’t leave me!”

Archer stood there, weathering the storm of Ace’s rage, nodding solemnly. “I know, Ace. I know what I promised. But this... this is to keep you safe. If the Marines find me, they’ll find you. And I can’t let that happen. I have to lead them away, throw them off our trail. I have to do this for you.”

Ace’s eyes flashed with betrayal. “But you’re leaving! You’re still leaving!”

There was nothing Archer could say to make that hurt any less. He just watched as Ace stormed off, disappearing into the trees, the boy’s angry shouts still echoing in the air. Archer’s chest tightened painfully. It felt like the hardest thing he’d ever done.

He searched for Ace for hours, weaving through the forest, calling his name. Finally, he found him—up in the tree hut they’d built together, the place where they always went to escape the world. Ace sat curled up in the corner, his face streaked with tears but his expression hard.

Without saying a word, Archer climbed into the hut and sat beside him. They were quiet for a long while. Then, with a sigh, Archer pulled a dagger from his belt—a beautiful, wicked blade with intricate designs etched into the handle. Ace’s eyes widened as soon as he saw it.

“Where did you get that?” Ace asked in a small voice, the anger still there but tempered by curiosity.

Archer turned the dagger over in his hands, his thumb brushing over the markings. “It belonged to my father—your grandfather. Portgas D. Hunter. He gave it to me before he died.”

Ace’s eyes grew even wider. “My grandfather...?”

Archer nodded, the memory bittersweet. “Yeah. He was a tough old bastard. This dagger’s been with me a long time, and now it’s yours.”

He held the dagger out to Ace, who took it reverently, his small hands wrapping around the hilt as though it were the most precious thing in the world. Archer watched as Ace turned it over, admiring the craftsmanship, his eyes alight with something new—hope, maybe.

“Train with it,” Archer said, his voice firm but gentle. “Get stronger. And when I come back, I want to see how much you’ve learned.”

Ace looked up at him, his voice barely a whisper. “Do you really have to go?”

Archer’s chest tightened again. “Yeah, kid. I have to. But I promise, I’ll be back in eight months. And when I do, I’ll have stories to tell, and gifts to bring. We’ll pick up right where we left off.”

Ace swallowed hard, his fingers tightening around the dagger. Then, suddenly, he lunged forward, wrapping his arms around Archer’s neck in a tight hug. “I’ll miss you,” Ace mumbled into his shoulder.

Archer’s throat closed up for a moment, but he hugged Ace back just as tightly. “I’ll miss you too, Ace. But hey,” he pulled back slightly, grinning down at the boy, “while I’m gone, play some pranks on Dadan for me, yeah? Keep her on her toes.”

A small, mischievous grin tugged at the corners of Ace’s mouth. “You got it, Uncle.”

They sat together for a while longer, the silence comfortable now, as the weight of the world seemed to ease just a little. Eventually, Ace fell asleep in Archer’s lap, exhausted from the emotions of the day. Archer stayed with him until the sun started to rise, the golden light filtering through the trees.

Carefully, Archer shifted Ace onto the floor of the hut, brushing a hand through the boy’s unruly hair before standing up. He looked down at him, his heart heavy but resolute. This was for Ace. Everything he did was for him.

Before he left, Archer pulled out a small piece of paper and scribbled a note, leaving it where Ace would find it when he woke up:

8 months, punk. Remember to train and be a brat – Uncle A.

And with that, Archer slipped away into the early morning light, disappearing into the forest. He would lead the Marines away, far from Ace and this island, far from everything he cared about. But he would come back. He would always come back for Ace.

Chapter 7: How to steal a boat, and still be a good person.

Summary:

Archer steals a boat, falls asleep and learns that oregano is for losers.

Chapter Text

Archer had forgotten how much he hated traveling, especially when it involved other people. The noise, the chatter, the constant questions—it grated on him in ways he hadn't anticipated. After years of living in the forest with Ace, surrounded only by the sounds of nature and the occasional bandit skirmish, being around so many humans felt suffocating. He longed for the open sea and the silence it promised, the freedom to go where he wanted without answering to anyone.

The small merchant vessel he’d hitched a ride on wasn’t ideal. It was slow, cramped, and reeked of fish. He kept mostly to himself, pretending to be just another quiet traveler headed for the next island over, but the sailors were curious. They asked questions, tried to strike up conversations. Archer ignored most of them, but it only made him stick out more.

He needed his own ship. That much was clear.

But Archer knew he couldn’t risk stealing or "borrowing" one this close to Dawn Island. Too many eyes were watching, too many patrols. And the Marines would still be hunting him. No, he had to play it smart. He had to get further away, put enough distance between him and the island that no one would link him back to Ace.

Ace.

The further away he got, the heavier his heart felt. At first, leaving had seemed simple enough. Lead the Marines away, throw them off the scent, come back in eight months. But now, with the horizon stretching endlessly ahead of him, the weight of those eight months pressed down on him like a vice.

He missed the brat. More than he thought possible. Every day away from him gnawed at Archer’s insides, a quiet, persistent ache that wouldn’t go away. The sound of Ace’s laughter, the feel of his small arms wrapped around his neck, the way he’d chatter on about his latest adventures or stupid pranks on Dadan—it was all too vivid in Archer’s mind. It didn’t help that every time he closed his eyes, he could picture Ace standing there, dagger in hand, determined to live up to his name.

“I’ll miss you, Uncle.”

Those words echoed in Archer’s mind, and he had to clench his fists to stop himself from turning back. Eight months. Only eight months.

“Oi, you alright there?” one of the sailors called out, a scruffy man with missing teeth and a curious stare. “You look like yer thinkin’ too hard.”

Archer grunted, not bothering to respond. He shifted his position on the deck, pulling the brim of his hat lower over his eyes. He didn’t want to deal with these idiots. He needed to focus, to think ahead, but every time he tried, his thoughts circled back to Ace.

He had promised to return, and he would. But eight months was a long time for a kid like Ace. Anything could happen. Garp could come back. The Marines could catch wind of something. Hell, even the bandits could mess up. The idea of not being there when Ace needed him made Archer’s gut twist painfully.

Still, he had to trust Ace. The boy was strong—stronger than Archer had been at that age. And smart, too, despite his wildness. With the dagger, he’d have a piece of his family with him, a reminder that he wasn’t alone. And if all else failed, Archer knew Ace would fight tooth and nail to survive. Just like Rouge had.

That thought was the only thing keeping Archer from losing his mind.

As the ship creaked and swayed beneath him, the open sea stretching endlessly on, Archer sighed deeply, leaning back against the wooden railing. The wind whipped through his hair, tugging at his clothes, but it wasn’t the same as the freedom he felt when he was with Ace. Nothing could compare to that.

But he had to stay focused. Eight months would pass quicker than he thought, and he needed to be ready. He would lead the Marines on a wild chase across the seas, leave them chasing ghosts and false trails. When the time came, he’d double back, silent as the wind, and return to Dawn Island. Return to Ace.

Eight months. He just had to survive eight months without the brat.

And then they’d be together again.

The North Blue.

Out of all the seas Archer had wandered through, he knew this one would be the worst. Cold, unforgiving, and full of people who had lost their damn minds somewhere along the way. There was a kind of madness in this sea, or at least that’s what Archer had always heard. Rumors about the Germa 66 and their twisted science experiments, or the ruthless pirates who saw no boundaries when it came to violence. All that mixed with the biting cold? Yeah, that would definitely do it.

If there was any place where the Marines would hesitate to follow, it was here. And if they did follow, well, Archer hoped they'd either be intercepted by the lunatics from Germa or meet their end at the hands of some bloodthirsty pirate crew. Either way, it kept the heat off Ace.

But first, he needed a ship.

He was still stuck traveling with regular folk, and it grated on his nerves more with each passing day. Every conversation, every awkward smile—he was done with it. His time on that merchant vessel had been spent in silence, but it wasn’t enough. He needed to get far enough away from Dawn Island to make his move. The North Blue was uncharted territory for him, a sea he’d never had reason to visit before. Which made it the perfect place to vanish for a while. No one would think to look for him there.

But damn, was it going to be cold.

Archer had a plan, though. He’d get a ship, maybe a ketch, something small enough to maneuver but sturdy enough to survive the rough North Blue waters. And warmer clothes, definitely. The ragged cloak and shirt he wore now wouldn't stand a chance in those brutal winds.

By the time he reached the port town, Archer had already started scouting for a ship. His golden hair was tucked beneath a worn hat, and he kept his head low, avoiding unnecessary attention. The docks were busy, but not overly crowded. Perfect for slipping in and out without anyone noticing.

He spotted a few vessels that might do, but nothing that stood out. Nothing that felt right. Until he saw it—a sleek ketch, moored quietly at the end of the dock, the kind of ship that could outrun a Marine warship if it needed to. Perfect. Now he just needed to figure out how to get his hands on it.

But first, clothes. He wasn’t going to freeze his ass off in the North Blue.

The town’s marketplace was small, but it had what he needed. After a quick stop to swipe a thick fur-lined coat and some decent gloves, Archer felt more prepared. He was moving through the alleys now, silent as a shadow, his eyes scanning for any signs of trouble or potential information.

Later that night, Archer left the tavern with a spring in his step, his purse heavier than it had been in weeks thanks to a good hustle in poker. The warm buzz of beer still lingered in his head, making the cold night air feel less biting than usual. But best of all? He now had exactly what he came for—information.

It hadn’t been too difficult. The ketch he’d had his eye on belonged to a couple of bounty hunters. Big, loud men who’d been more than happy to accept a few rounds on Archer’s tab. That was their first mistake. He’d kept the drinks flowing, and soon enough, the hunters were slurring their words and bragging about their ship, their exploits, and the fat reward they were chasing in the North Blue. The bounty on some pirate crew, it didn’t matter to Archer. All that mattered was that the idiots drank themselves into a stupor and passed out in the back alley, leaving their ship unguarded.

"Free transportation," he thought to himself with a smirk. Providers of "donated" resources, as far as he was concerned.

Whistling happily, he made his way down the cobbled street toward the harbor. The moonlight gleamed off the water, and the faint sound of waves lapping against the docks filled the night. Archer's heart raced in excitement. This was it. He was finally getting out of this town and off to the North Blue—far from Ace, far from the Marines. For now.

When he reached the docks, the ketch was exactly where he’d seen it earlier, still moored, gently rocking in the water. It was a sleek ship, built for speed more than battle. It didn’t take Archer long to untie it from the dock and slip aboard, his feet silent on the wooden deck. He checked the wind, unfurled the sails, and soon enough, the vessel caught a strong gust that pushed it away from the dock.

As the boat drifted out into the open sea, Archer hoisted the mainsail with a grin plastered on his face. He could feel the freedom coursing through him already, the rush of the open ocean, the distant stars above guiding his way. For the first time in weeks, he felt the weight lifting off his shoulders.

“Today,” he muttered to himself, “was a damn good day.”

 

But of course, when did anything ever go according to plan for Archer? Three weeks out on the open sea, things were going smoothly—or so he thought. The days blurred together, the steady rhythm of the waves rocking the ketch becoming almost soothing. Maybe a little too soothing.

One night, under a blanket of stars, Archer made a mistake. The same mistake that had followed the Portgas line since its beginning—he fell asleep.

When he woke again, his body stiff and the sun high in the sky, panic set in almost immediately. He scrambled to the wheel, his eyes darting to the horizon. Endless blue in every direction. No land, no familiar landmarks, nothing but sea.

"The compass," he muttered to himself, already feeling the dread creeping in as he yanked it from his belt. But the damn thing was spinning wildly, completely useless. "Piece of shit!" he yelled, chucking the compass to the deck.

He could feel his pulse racing now, his mind running in circles. Where the hell am I? The sun was blinding, and the wind wasn’t helping either, changing directions like it was mocking him. He scanned the horizon again, hoping for some sign, some clue that could give him a hint of his bearings.

Nothing. Just water, as far as the eye could see.

Archer would never admit it, but—yeah, he might have slightly panicked. Just a little. His heart pounded in his chest as his mind went through the options, but there weren’t many. No one was here to tattle on him, but that wasn’t much of a comfort. He cursed under his breath, pacing across the deck, trying to make sense of what he could do next.

Stay calm, stay calm, he repeated to himself, though the temptation to punch something—anything—was strong. He could fix this. He just needed a plan.

"Alright," he growled to himself, gripping the wheel. "First, figure out where the hell I am. Then, get back on course. Simple." Easier said than done, but what choice did he have?

At least, he mused bitterly, no one else was around to see him floundering. If Ace had been there, the little punk would have never let him live this down.

With a resigned sigh, Archer adjusted the sails, took a deep breath, and picked a direction at random. At this point, it was better than staying put.

He just hoped the ocean had some mercy left for him.

 

Some days later, Archer thought he heard a voice. Archer’s heart pounded in his chest as the ketch neared the rocky island. It wasn't land—just a massive, jagged rock protruding from the sea—but he swore he'd heard a voice. He’d been sure he was hallucinating, the isolation playing tricks on his mind, but the cry had been real. A faint, desperate voice pleading for help. It couldn’t be his imagination. Could it?

"Fuck," he muttered, gripping the wheel harder, his eyes scanning the rocks. "If this is some kind of trap…"

But the voice had been weak, barely audible over the waves. That was no trick. Archer felt something churn inside him, an old instinct kicking in—he wasn’t the kind of man to leave someone stranded, even in a place like this.

Pushing the ketch as hard as he could, Archer anchored close to the rock. He leaped from the boat, running toward the direction of the voice, his boots clattering on the uneven surface. As he rounded a corner, he skidded to a stop, and his breath hitched in his throat.

The sight before him was horrifying.

Two figures lay on the sharp rocks—a man and a boy. But they were barely recognizable as human, their bodies so emaciated that they looked more like skeletons draped in skin. The man's face was gaunt, hollowed out with hunger and exhaustion, and one of his legs was... gone. A crude bandage was tied around the stump where his leg used to be, stained with old blood.

Archer’s eyes darted to the boy. He was tiny—probably no more than eight or nine—his blonde hair matted and dirty, hanging over one of his eyes. The visible eye, though, was wide with fear, his cheeks sunken and pale. He looked like he hadn’t eaten in days, maybe weeks. And yet, he was the one who had called for help. With a voice so weak, it was a wonder Archer had even heard it at all.

The boy’s lips trembled as he met Archer’s gaze, barely able to lift his head. "Help us," he whispered, the sound barely escaping his dry throat.

For a moment, Archer just stood there, frozen. His heart pounded in his chest as the shock washed over him. What the hell had happened to them? A shipwreck? Pirates? It didn’t matter now—these two were on the edge of death.

Snapping out of his daze, Archer rushed forward, kneeling next to the boy. His hands were shaking as he reached for the kid, gently cradling his frail body in his arms. "I've got you, kid," he muttered, more to himself than to the boy, "I've got you."

He glanced at the man, the boy’s father, judging by the look of him. He wasn’t moving. Shit. Archer wasn’t even sure if the man was still alive, but there was no time to check. He had to get them both to the ketch, fast.

Summoning every bit of strength he had, Archer scooped the boy into one arm, then hoisted the man—God, he weighed almost nothing—over his shoulder. Gritting his teeth, he turned and began running back to the boat.

“Stay with me, kid,” Archer said through clenched teeth, his muscles burning as he made his way back across the rocks. “You’re gonna be alright. Both of you.”

The boy didn’t respond, his head lolling against Archer’s chest, but his shallow breaths told Archer he was still hanging on.

Archer reached the ketch, carefully laying the boy and the man down on the deck. Without wasting a second, he grabbed a canteen of water, bringing it to the boy’s lips. “Drink, kid. Slowly.”

The boy’s eyes fluttered open, and he took a sip, too weak to hold the canteen himself. Archer let him drink in small gulps, making sure he didn’t choke. He repeated the process with the man, though the man’s breaths were shallow, barely conscious.

Archer sat back, running a hand through his hair. “What the hell happened to you two?”

The boy looked at him, his voice barely a whisper. “Pirates... attacked our ship. We... we drifted...”

Archer’s jaw clenched in anger. He had a deep, abiding hatred for pirates, and hearing this only fueled that fire. He didn’t know who these people were, but they didn’t deserve this.

“Well, you're safe now,” Archer said, his voice softer. “I’ll get you both to shore, find you some real help.” He knew they needed more than he could give—a doctor, food, warmth. He wasn’t a savior, just a guy in a ketch with some bad luck.

The boy blinked, his voice shaking. “Thank you...” and then, the boy stated to talk.

Archer leaned back against the wooden railing of the ketch, his mind spinning after hearing the boy - Sanji's story. He ran a hand through his hair again, trying to process the magnitude of what the boy had just told him. Red-Leg Zeff—the man lying unconscious on his deck—was a famous pirate, a legend in his own right. Archer had heard of him, of course. Every sea-dog worth his salt knew about Zeff’s brutal kicks and his infamous adventures on the Grand Line.

But to hear that Zeff had sacrificed his own leg—ate his own leg—to save this kid? It left Archer speechless.

He took a long drag of his cigarette, letting the smoke curl up into the night air. He wasn’t much of a smoker, but tonight definitely warranted it. His life had taken some strange turns, but this? Stumbling upon a living legend and a choreboy, half-starved on a godforsaken rock in the middle of the sea?

Archer blew out a cloud of smoke and glanced at Sanji, who sat there staring at the floor. The kid looked so small, even though he tried to carry himself with some semblance of strength. It was clear he was haunted by everything he'd been through, the weight of it all pressing down on his tiny shoulders.

Sanji’s sea-blue eyes finally lifted to meet Archer’s. “Thank you… for saving us,” the boy said quietly. His voice was soft, but there was something fierce behind it, a determination that reminded Archer of someone. Someone he had just left behind.

“Don’t mention it, kid,” Archer replied, trying to shake off the emotion stirring inside him. “You both got lucky I came by when I did.”

Sanji nodded slowly, but he didn’t say anything more. Archer could see the exhaustion settling over him again, but there was also a wariness. He wasn’t sure if it was the boy’s natural temperament or if it was the result of being stranded, but the kid looked ready to bolt at any moment.

“What about you?” Sanji asked suddenly, his voice sharper now. “Why were you out here in the middle of nowhere?”

Archer smirked, taking another drag of his cigarette. “Bad directions, kid. I’m on the run.”

Sanji's eyes narrowed. “On the run? From who?”

“Let’s just say the Marines and I don’t get along too well,” Archer said, flicking the ash from his cigarette into the wind. He could feel Sanji’s gaze on him, sharp and suspicious, but Archer didn’t care. “What matters is you and Zeff are safe now. I’ll get you somewhere you can get proper help.”

The boy didn’t respond, just looked down at the deck again, lost in his own thoughts. After a moment, he spoke, his voice barely a whisper. “Zeff saved me. He gave me all the food… and then ate his leg…” Sanji trailed off, his voice cracking.

Archer’s heart clenched. He understood sacrifice—he’d seen it firsthand. His sister, Rouge, had sacrificed everything for Ace, and now Zeff had done the same for this boy. It was a brutal reminder of how cruel the world could be, but also how far people would go to protect those they cared about.

Archer crushed the cigarette beneath his boot and knelt beside Sanji, placing a hand on the kid’s shoulder. “Look, kid,” he said, his voice gruff but steady, “what Zeff did was because he saw something in you. You’ve gotta honor that, alright? That kind of sacrifice—it’s not something you let go to waste.”

Sanji sniffed, wiping his eyes with the back of his hand. “I’ll never forget it,” he whispered. “I’ll become the best damn cook in the world, just like he always talks about.”

Archer chuckled softly. “Good. Keep that fire burning. But for now, let’s focus on getting you two back on your feet. Zeff’s gonna need more than just soup and bandages.”

Sanji nodded again, this time with more resolve. Archer stood, looking out over the open sea. This whole mess had thrown his plans off course, but he couldn’t just abandon them now. He had to get them somewhere safe, somewhere they could recover.

“Get some rest, kid,” Archer said, standing up. “You’ll need your strength. I’ll keep an eye on Zeff.”

Sanji looked up at him, his expression a mix of exhaustion and gratitude. He lay back down on the deck, curling up into a ball as sleep overtook him.

Archer watched him for a moment longer before turning back to Zeff. The man was still unconscious, his chest rising and falling with shallow breaths. Archer knelt beside him, checking his pulse and the state of his leg. The wound was brutal, worse than anything Archer had seen in a long time, but Zeff was tough. If anyone could pull through, it was him.

“Hang in there, old man,” Archer muttered, pulling a blanket over him. “You’ve got a damn good kid here.”

 

As Archer sailed away from the island, after leaving Zeff and Sanji behind in the care of a doctor, he couldn’t help but grin at the memory of their constant bickering. Saving the pair had turned into quite the adventure. It hadn’t been without its headaches—Zeff's grumbling and Sanji’s fiery temper made for a less-than-peaceful trip—but he didn’t regret it for a second. It had been nice, in a strange way, to have company again, even if they were both perfectionists.

He chuckled to himself, thinking about the oregano incident. Oregano-boy, he thought with amusement. Sanji had been so damn passionate about cooking, even when they were barely surviving. Zeff, on the other hand, had that gruff, no-nonsense attitude, but Archer could see the way he looked at the boy—the old pirate cared about Sanji like he was his own flesh and blood. It reminded him of how he felt about Ace.

The sea breeze picked up, filling the sails as Archer set his course for the North Blue. He’d spent enough time dodging marines, running false trails, and trying to stay off the radar. Now, he had to finish what he started: lead them away from Dawn Island, far enough that Ace would be safe.

As the sun set, casting an orange glow across the waves, Archer leaned on the railing, his mind wandering back to Ace. Only a few more months, he told himself. He’d promised Ace he’d be back in eight months, and Archer wasn’t one to break promises. But that didn’t make the distance any easier. He missed the brat—missed his constant energy, his questions, and even the way he’d whack bandits from his uncle’s back with that iron pipe.

A small smile tugged at Archer’s lips. That kid’s gonna be something someday, he thought proudly.

As he adjusted the sails, Archer took one last look over his shoulder, back toward the island where he’d left Zeff and Sanji. The old pirate’s promise echoed in his mind—something about serving Archer the best meal of his life if they ever crossed paths again.

Archer grinned. I’ll hold you to that, old man. He didn’t doubt for a second that Zeff would pull it off. And Sanji? The kid was on a mission to become the best cook in the world. Archer couldn’t help but respect that kind of fire.

Turning his gaze back to the open sea, he steered the ketch northward, the horizon beckoning him forward. It was time to face the cold, the crazies, and whatever else the North Blue had in store for him.

 

 

 

Chapter 8: Allies and the sweet return.

Summary:

Archer bites and saves a man in a featherboa.
Just a normal day

Chapter Text

Archer cursed himself under his breath as he trudged through the snow-covered streets of the northern island, pulling his coat tighter around him. “Idiot. Stupid, stupid, stupid,” he muttered, his breath forming small clouds in the freezing air. He had no idea what kind of brain fart made him think the North Blue was a good idea. Every bone in his body was chilled, and his fingers were practically numb.

The cold wasn’t even the worst part—his pride was. He should’ve known better. But no, here he was, freezing his ass off on some godforsaken rock in the middle of nowhere, trying to shake off the Marines. He sighed, picking up his pace. First things first, warmth and information.

Archer spotted the flickering sign of a bar down the street. His body practically screamed with relief at the sight. Almost running at this point, he threw the door open and stepped inside, immediately hit with a wave of warmth and the smell of cheap ale. It wasn’t fancy, but it would do.

He approached the bar, shaking off the cold. The barmaid—a plump, middle-aged woman with a sharp eye and a smile that seemed to promise a good time—greeted him. Flashing her a charming grin, Archer leaned against the counter, putting on his best flirtatious act. She didn’t know it, but she wasn’t his type since he plays for the other team. Still, Archer could be smooth when he needed to be. He wasn’t about to let that go to waste.

“What can I get for a handsome guy like you?” she asked with a smirk, wiping down the bar.

“Something warm, something strong,” he said, his grin widening. “And maybe some news. I’ve been traveling a while, could use some updates.” He winked.

The barmaid giggled, clearly enjoying the attention. After a few more flirtatious exchanges—her giggles increasing with each one—she leaned closer, giving Archer the rundown of the island’s situation.

It turned out the island was under the control of the Donquixote family, and more importantly, their infamous leader, Donquixote Doflamingo. That made Archer pause. Doflamingo, huh? That was a name with weight. The guy was known for pulling strings everywhere, one of the shadiest underground figures in the Grand Line. Perfect for what Archer needed.

He took a sip of the steaming drink she placed in front of him, letting the warmth flow through his frozen body. His brain started ticking away at the possibilities. Doflamingo’s presence meant the Marines would have an eye on the island, but wouldn’t interfere too much. It was exactly the type of chaotic situation Archer could exploit.

All I have to do is stir the pot, make myself known to the right people, and the Marines will catch wind. They’ll think I’m working with Doflamingo and chase me further north. Easy. He grinned, the plan forming in his mind.

Of course, the clock was ticking. He’d already lost a month helping Zeff and Sanji, and that left him with only three months before he had to head back to Ace. His promise to the kid weighed heavily on his mind. I’ll make it, he assured himself. I always keep my promises.

But for now, it was time to start some trouble.

Finishing his drink, he stood up, tossing a few coins on the bar. “Thanks for the warmth, sweetheart,” he said with another wink. “And for the news.”

The barmaid gave him a smile that suggested she’d hoped for more, but Archer had other things to do. Like wrecking whatever semblance of peace this island had. As he stepped out into the cold once more, his mind whirled with ideas. He’d need to make some noise—big enough to get the Marines’ attention, but not so big that Doflamingo himself came after him.

“Alright, let’s cause a scene,” he muttered, pulling his hood up and grinning like a madman. The sooner he started, the sooner he’d be back with Ace. And if there was one thing Archer excelled at, it was fucking things up when it counted.

 

Archer couldn’t believe his luck—or rather, his lack of it. Just as he was plotting how best to stir up trouble, the trouble found him instead. It started with chaos erupting in the streets.

The first thing he noticed was the enormous man in a feather boa. Seriously, who wore that kind of thing in the middle of a fight? This guy was like a walking fashion disaster with delusions of grandeur. He was tearing through the streets, holding a kid under one arm and shooting up the place with reckless abandon.

Archer blinked, his mouth slightly agape. What the actual fuck? He’d seen a lot of weird shit in his time, but this was a new level of absurd.

Behind the feathered man, three figures were hot on his tail, trying to either kill or capture him. They were fast, armed, and seemed to have their own agenda. And judging by the way they moved, they weren’t just random thugs—they had some kind of organization behind them.

Archer shrugged, deciding that if he was going to be in the middle of chaos, he might as well join the fun. He followed at a leisurely pace, keeping to the shadows and observing the scene unfold. It was like watching a really fucked-up parade—except with more shooting and less confetti.

As the crazy man with the feather boa continued his rampage, Archer couldn’t help but be intrigued. The kid he was holding looked terrified, his face hidden beneath a mop of messy hair. Who was this kid? Archer wondered. And why was this flamboyant idiot so desperate to protect him?

The streets were in utter disarray. People were running in every direction, seeking refuge from the mayhem. Archer, on the other hand, was content to watch and take notes. If this feathered lunatic was causing this much chaos, then surely the Marines would take notice. And if they did, then Archer’s job would be done for him.

At one point, the man with the feather boa ducked into an alley, followed by his pursuers. Archer decided it was a good time to get a bit closer, his curiosity piqued. He moved silently, slipping into the alley and staying hidden behind a pile of discarded crates.

The confrontation was intense. The feathered man was holding his own surprisingly well, even with the kid under his arm. He used a combination of acrobatics and sheer bravado to fend off his attackers. It was a wild, chaotic display of skill and lunacy. Archer raised an eyebrow—this guy was certainly entertaining, if nothing else.

 

Archer's luck was holding for now, though it was more a case of the universe deciding to toss him into the deep end of chaos. Huddled in the shadows, he kept his eyes fixed on the scene unfolding before him. The small kid was yelling frantically, his fear palpable. Archer was used to dealing with chaos, but this was next level.

And then, it hit him. The giant approaching with an even more extravagant feather boa was none other than Donquixote Doflamingo. He'd seen the man's face on enough posters and heard enough rumors to recognize him. The infamous warlord. This was no small-time skirmish; this was serious.

The attackers had left, and Archer could hear snippets of conversation. Rosinante, the man who had been helping the kid, was weak and had no use anymore. Doflamingo's cruel laughter echoed through the alley. The man was revealing his true colors, and it seemed like he was about to kill his own brother. This was a situation Archer couldn’t ignore. Not on his watch.

The air was charged with tension. Rosinante’s defiant words rang out: “The boy, Law, is long gone. You are the personification of all that is evil. I hope you die screaming and in pain one day.” A chilling proclamation, and then the sound of gunshots. Archer didn’t hesitate. He transformed into his grizzly bear form, the rage and urgency propelling him forward.

He barreled through the alley, slamming into Doflamingo with a roar. The impact was immense. Archer’s bulk and strength caught Doflamingo off-guard, sending him crashing into a stack of crates. The warlord was momentarily stunned, and Archer took the opportunity to clamp his powerful jaws around Doflamingo’s hand, severing it with a decisive bite. It was a brutal move, but it was necessary.

Doflamingo's cries of pain and anger filled the air. The warlord flailed, trying to regain his composure, but Archer was already sprinting towards Rosinante. The man was gravely injured but still clinging to life. With a quick assessment, Archer transformed and hoisted the massive Rosiante over his shoulder, grunting with the effort. It was like carrying a mountain, but Archer had no time for hesitation.

He sprinted back to the ketch, the weight of Rosinante on his shoulders slowing him down but not stopping him. Every second counted. The boat was already prepared for a quick getaway; Archer had planned well, if nothing else. He threw Rosinante onto the deck and sailing away at full speed.

As the ketch tore through the icy waters, Archer worked with frantic efficiency, tending to Rosinante’s wounds. The tall mans injuries were severe, but Archer’s focus was set. He had to keep Rosinante alive; the man’s survival was critical to understanding the full extent of what was happening.

Archer’s hands moved with a practiced precision, despite the chaos of the situation. He applied bandages and antiseptics, all the while grumbling under his breath. If he had to take up a second career, it might as well be as a nurse—though he’d prefer to never be in such a position again.

Rosinante stirred weakly, his eyes fluttering open. He looked at Archer with a mix of confusion and gratitude. "Who—who are you?" he croaked.

"Just a passerby," Archer said gruffly, still focused on his work. "You can call me Archer. I saved your ass, so you better stick around and explain what the hell is going on."

Rosinante tried to sit up but winced in pain. "Doffy... he—he's dangerous. He... he was trying to kill me because I defected. I couldn’t let him get his hands on Law."

Archer raised an eyebrow. "Law? That’s the kid’s name, huh? And what’s so special about him?"

Archer was no stranger to strange and difficult situations. His life had been a series of unexpected twists and turns, each more convoluted than the last. But when Rosinante revealed that he was a Marine captain and had been undercover in his brother’s pirate crew, Archer felt a pang of disbelief that was almost comical.

The giant man, lying unconscious on the deck of the ketch, had spilled a whirlwind of information before succumbing to exhaustion. His words echoed in Archer's mind, each detail painting a complex picture of loyalty, betrayal, and a quest for redemption. The situation was more tangled than a fisherman's net.

Rosinante had been working undercover, not just to gather intelligence but to prevent the recruitment of innocent kids into the pirate life—a noble if somewhat misguided mission. He had formed a bond with Law, the kid he had been trying to protect, and his personal struggle to cure Law's illness had driven him to desperate measures. The ultimate betrayal came from his own brother, who had tried to kill him. This was more than just a family feud; it was a clash of ideologies and survival instincts.

Archer shook his head, trying to make sense of it all. Here he was, having saved Rosinante from Doflamingo’s clutches, only to find out that this man was a Marine captain. The situation was precarious. Rosinante’s brother had a vendetta against him, and Doflamingo's influence extended far and wide.

Archer sat down heavily on a nearby crate, rubbing his temples. The cold wind howled around him as he thought about Ace, the promise he made to return, and how this new mess complicated everything. He had come to the North Blue to cause a diversion, not to entangle himself in Marine politics and family drama.

A groan from the bed brought him back to the present. Rosinante stirred, his massive frame shifting slightly. Archer stood and moved over to him, checking the bandages and ensuring that the giant’s wounds were still under control.

Rosinante’s eyes opened, though they were filled with pain and fatigue. "Where... where am I?" he mumbled.

"You're on my ketch," Archer replied, trying to sound as calm as possible. "You’re safe for now. But we need to talk."

Rosinante looked at him with a mixture of gratitude and concern. "I... I appreciate what you did. I didn’t expect... I didn’t think anyone would help."

Archer snorted. "Well, I didn’t expect to end up with a Marine captain on my boat. But here we are."

Rosinante tried to sit up, wincing from the pain. "You don’t understand. My mission was to stop kids from joining the pirate life, to protect them. Law... he’s been suffering because of this. I tried to do what I could, but..."

Archer interrupted him. "Yeah, yeah, I get it. You’re a hero with a messed-up family. But that doesn’t solve the fact that you’re a Marine, and I don’t exactly trust the Marines."

Rosinante’s eyes met Archer’s with a pleading look. "I understand your distrust. But my mission was always about protecting people, not following orders blindly. I’ve seen the wrong side of the Marine world, and I’ve tried to fight against it."

Archer raised an eyebrow. "And how do I know you’re not just another Marine playing a game? I’ve seen enough of those to last a lifetime." After that, none of them spoke.

 

Archer's gaze was as steely as the North Blue winds howling outside. The ship rocked gently on the frigid sea, but his mind was far from steady. He faced Rosinante, who was propped up on the makeshift cot, his massive frame slightly shaking with pain but his eyes sharp and attentive.

“Rosinante,” Archer began, his voice low and laden with gravity. “You’re not the only one with a mission. I have my own reasons for being here, reasons that involve a kid who means the world to me.”

Rosinante looked up, curiosity and wariness etched into his features. “What are you talking about?”

Archer exhaled slowly, choosing his words with care. “I’m Portgas D. Archer, the Golden Terror. I’ve spent the last three years protecting my nephew, Ace. The Marines took him from me, and now I’m doing everything I can to make sure he’s safe.”

The realization hit Rosinante like a sledgehammer. His eyes widened as the pieces fell into place. “You’re... the Golden Terror? I’ve heard the name. You’re one of the most wanted criminals.”

Archer’s eyes were unyielding. “That’s me. And while the world may label me as a criminal, all I care about is my family. I left Ace to protect him from a Marine threat, but now I’m facing a new set of problems. If you’re on the run from your brother, then I guess we have a common enemy since he is a warlord, protected by the world government, and the marines.”

Rosinante’s face showed a mixture of relief and apprehension. “And you’re telling me this now because…?”

Archer leaned in, his voice a harsh whisper. “Because if you want my help, you need to understand what you’re dealing with. I’m not just a guy with a bounty. I’m a man with a mission, and I can help you find Law if you’re willing to help me protect Ace.”

Rosinante studied Archer with a penetrating gaze. “You want my help in exchange for your assistance in finding Law?”

Archer nodded. “Exactly. The situation is complicated, and I’m not going to pretend otherwise. But right now, we both need allies. If you help me keep my nephew safe, I’ll do everything in my power to assist you in your search.”

For a long moment, the two men locked eyes, the weight of their respective burdens heavy between them. The silence was charged, each man evaluating the other, searching for hidden motives and sincerity.

Finally, Rosinante sighed deeply, the sound carrying both resignation and resolve. “Alright. I agree. I’ll help you protect Ace, and in return, you’ll help me find Law.”

A grim smile touched Archer’s lips. “Deal. But remember, Rosinante, this alliance is built on trust. If you double-cross me or put Ace in danger, I won’t hesitate to end this partnership. Understand?”

Rosinante nodded solemnly. “Understood.”

Archer turned away, his mind already racing with the next steps. He had a limited window to make things right, and this unexpected alliance with Rosinante might be the key to solving both their problems.

 

Days passed on the cold, open sea. The North Blue’s biting wind had become a familiar, constant companion, but Archer barely noticed it. He was preoccupied with the company he now kept. Rosinante had recovered faster than Archer expected. The man was a giant, towering over Archer by nearly a head, and he moved with an ease that belied his injuries.

The initial silence between them had gradually faded, replaced by the kind of cautious conversation that marked the beginning of a new understanding. The two men would often find themselves in the small cabin, talking over a shared meal or while repairing the ship. It wasn’t long before their dialogue became more relaxed, and Archer found himself starting to like the former Marine captain.

One evening, as they sat together in the dimly lit cabin, the steady hum of the ocean providing a backdrop to their conversation, Archer broke the silence.

“Rosinante,” Archer said, his voice cutting through the quiet. “I’ve been thinking about our plan. We’re heading to Dawn Island. It’s where my nephew, Ace, is. I promised him I’d come back in eight months, and I’m sticking to that.”

Rosinante looked up from the map he was studying. “Dawn Island, huh? Sounds like quite a place. And you think Ace is safe there?”

“He should be,” Archer said, nodding. “I’ve made arrangements. It’s not exactly the safest place, but he’s got some protection. I need to get back to him.”

Rosinante rubbed his chin thoughtfully. “And what about finding Law? He is the user of the Ope Ope no Mi. That’s going to be a challenge. The kid can teleport—makes him hard to pin down.”

“I know,” Archer said, leaning back in his chair. “But we’re not giving up. I’ll use my contacts, ask around. Maybe someone’s seen him or heard something.”

“Sounds like a plan,” Rosinante said with a hint of a smile. “I appreciate this, Archer. I didn’t expect you to stick your neck out like this.”

Archer shrugged. “It’s not just about you or me. It’s about doing what’s right. I’ve made mistakes in the past, but I’m trying to make things right now. I’ve got my reasons for helping you.”

“Yeah, I get that,” Rosinante said, looking out the window at the dark sea. “Law means a lot to me. He’s like a kid brother, you know? Can’t just let him down.”

Archer nodded. “I get it. And you know, for a Marine, you’re not half bad. I thought you’d be all about the rules and regulations, but you’ve got a good heart.”

Rosinante chuckled. “Thanks. I’ve seen a lot, done a lot. The world isn’t black and white. Sometimes you’ve got to bend the rules to make things right.”

“True enough,” Archer agreed. “We’ve got a rough road ahead. Finding Law will be tough.”

Rosinante’s eyes were serious. “Yeah, but we’ve got time. I’m grateful for this chance. I thought I was done for when Doflamingo showed up.”

Archer smirked slightly. “You’re not the only one who thought they were done for. Seems like we’re both lucky to be alive.”

Rosinante laughed softly. “Lucky, or just stubborn. Either way, I’m glad we’re in this together. We might just make it through.”

They shared a moment of understanding, both men recognizing the unlikely bond that had formed between them. Despite their differing backgrounds, they were now allies with a common goal. Archer found himself contemplating the possibility of friendship with this former Marine

 

Archer was practically vibrating with anticipation as the days ticked down. Two days left. Just two days before he would be back on Dawn Island with Ace. The weight of those eight months was almost gone, and Archer’s eagerness was palpable. He had nearly worn a groove in the deck with his pacing. Rosinante, sitting on a crate with an air of quiet amusement, watched him with a faint smile playing on his lips.

Archer caught Rosinante’s eye and shot him a glare, though it lacked any real heat. “You think this is funny, huh?” Archer grumbled. “I’m just a little bit excited to see my nephew again.”

Rosinante chuckled softly. “It’s not every day you see a grown man pacing like a caged animal. It’s kind of endearing, actually.”

“Endearing my ass,” Archer muttered, though his annoyance was half-hearted. “I’m just… ready to get home. You have no idea how much this means to me.”

“I can imagine,” Rosinante said, nodding. “We’re almost there. Should we start looking for a place to dock?”

Archer snapped out of his pacing and focused on Rosinante. “Yes, we need to find somewhere discreet. Can’t have the Marines or anyone else spotting us before I get to Ace.”

They spent the next few hours scouting out potential docking spots around the coast of Dawn Island. The sun was beginning to set, casting an orange glow across the water. Finally, they found a secluded cove that seemed perfect for their needs.

Once they were docked and the boat securely anchored, Archer felt a sense of relief. He turned to Rosinante, who had been quietly observing the entire process. “Alright, let’s get moving. We need to be careful. I don’t want to risk anyone finding us before I can get to Dadan.”

Rosinante nodded. “Understood. Lead the way.”

As they made their way toward Dadan’s stronghold, Archer filled Rosiante in on the details. “Dadan’s a good friend. She’ll help us lay low and keep you out of sight while I get things sorted with Ace.”

Rosinante looked curious. “And you think she’ll be okay with me?”

Archer stopped for a moment, giving Rosinante a serious look. “Of course she will. You’re with me, and that’s enough. She’s not one to turn away someone I vouch for. Plus, I think Ace will like you. He’s always been good with people.”

Rosinante’s face turned a faint shade of pink, and he looked out at the island, his blush deepening. “I hope so.”

Archer noticed the blush, and though he tried to focus on the task at hand, he couldn’t help but find the sight oddly captivating. Rosiante, with his usual confident demeanor, was now looking somewhat shy and bashful. It was a side of him Archer hadn’t seen before, and it was… surprisingly attractive.

Shaking off the thought, Archer nudged Rosinante playfully. “Come on, let’s get moving. I have a nephew to reunite with and a promise to keep.”

Rosiante’s smile widened, and he seemed to regain his usual composure. “Right behind you.”

As they walked towards Dadan’s stronghold, Archer couldn’t help but glance sideways at Rosinante. The blush on his cheeks was still there, and Archer wondered if Rosiante was feeling as out of place as he looked. It was a strange thought, but Archer decided to keep it to himself.

 

Archer’s heart pounded in his chest as they approached the stronghold. The familiar, slightly crumbling structure of Dadan’s place came into view, and the thrill of finally being so close to Ace made Archer’s steps quicken. He glanced over at Rosiante, who was walking beside him with a mixture of curiosity and skepticism in his eyes.

“Hey, you up for causing a little chaos?” Archer asked with a mischievous grin.

Rosinante raised an eyebrow. “Chaos? What are you planning?”

Archer’s grin widened. “Just a little welcome back party. Don’t worry, it’ll be fun.”

Before Rosinante could respond, Archer shifted into his bear form and roared with all his might. The sound was deafening, echoing through the forest and up to the stronghold. It wasn’t long before Dadan and her bandits came tumbling out of the stronghold like their asses were on fire, their panicked yells filling the night air.

Amidst the chaos, Archer spotted a small, familiar figure darting from the forest. Ace came barreling out, his face smeared with dirt but his eyes sparkling with excitement. He slammed into Archer’s legs with all the force of a small freight train.

“Uncle!” Ace yelled, his voice choked with emotion. “I missed you!”

Archer quickly shifted back to human form, his heart swelling as he scooped Ace into his arms. He hugged him tightly, both of them crying as they held each other. For a moment, the chaos around them faded into the background, and all that mattered was the reunion.

After a few minutes of emotional reunion, Ace pulled back slightly and looked at Rosinante, who was standing a few meters away, watching with an amused but slightly uncertain expression.

“Who’s this?” Ace asked, pointing at Rosinante.

Archer looked at Rosiante and then back at Ace. “This is Rosinante, Ace. He’s a friend of mine. He’ll be joining us for a while.”

Ace’s eyes widened with curiosity. “Is he part of your crew?”

Archer paused, trying to think of the best way to explain. “Well, not exactly. We’re not pirates or anything.”

Ace’s face fell slightly. “Oh, okay.”

Archer sighed and then tried a different approach. “Alright, fine. Rosinante and I are like co-captains of this adventure we’re on. How’s that sound?”

Ace’s eyes lit up again, and a broad grin spread across his face. “Co-captains! Cool! So we’re like a team?”

Archer chuckled, ruffling Ace’s hair. “Yeah, something like that. We’re a team, and Rosinante’s a part of it now.”

Rosinante stepped forward, a warm smile on his face. “Nice to meet you, Ace. I’ve heard a lot about you.”

Ace looked Rosinante up and down, then nodded. “You’re pretty cool for a co-captain. I guess.”

Archer laughed and gave Ace a playful nudge. “Now, how about we head inside and get settled? Dadan’s probably going to have a lot of questions.”

As they walked towards the stronghold, Archer glanced sideways at Rosiante, who was chatting with Ace, clearly trying to win him over. Archer couldn’t help but smile at the sight. It felt good to be back, to see Ace so happy and to have Rosinante fitting in so well.

Archer had to admit, things were looking up. He’d made it back to Ace, and while there was still a lot of uncertainty ahead, for now, it felt like they were all in the right place. Even if it meant dealing with a grumpy Dadan and her bandits, Archer felt ready for whatever came next.

He looked at Rosinante, who had a genuine smile on his face as he interacted with Ace, and thought to himself, “Yeah, this is going to work out just fine.”

 

 

 

Chapter 9: Trying to be somwhat normalish

Summary:

They try so hard, and Ace is a little shit

Chapter Text

Holy fuck, it was pure heaven to be back with Ace! Archer could hardly believe how much the boy had grown in the few months he’d been away. Or maybe it was just his sentimental side getting the best of him. But, damn, seeing Ace again, full of energy and life—it was like every part of him felt lighter.

From the moment Archer set foot on Dawn Island, Ace was practically glued to him, yammering on about everything that had happened while he was away. The kid talked so much Archer was surprised he didn't run out of breath. Whether it was stories about playing pranks on Dadan or sneaking out to explore the forest, Ace's mouth just wouldn’t stop. And Archer? He loved every second of it.

"Uncle, you should’ve seen it!" Ace said one morning, pacing around the firepit. “I put mud in the bandits' shoes, and they didn't notice until they tried to put 'em on! Dadan nearly had a heart attack from laughing.”

Archer chuckled, shaking his head. “That’s my boy, keeping the chaos going. You’ve been practicing, huh?”

Ace puffed out his chest proudly. “Of course! You told me to, right?”

Archer laughed again, ruffling Ace’s hair. "I did, I did. And you didn’t disappoint."

Rosinante sat nearby, quietly sipping his tea, watching the interaction with a soft smile. Archer could tell Rosi was still adjusting to their strange little family dynamic, but he was settling in. Ace had already decided Rosiante was “pretty cool,” though that didn’t stop him from bombarding him with questions either. Poor Rosi barely had a moment to himself.

“So, Rosinante,” Ace said, plopping down next to him, “do you have any cool powers like my uncle?”

Rosi choked on his tea, giving Archer a look of wide-eyed panic. Archer stifled a laugh. "Well, Ace, Rosinante got his own set of skills. Different from mine but still useful."

Ace looked unimpressed. “Can you turn into a bear?”

“No,” Rosinante said with a laugh, “but I can make people think they can’t hear anything. Comes in handy sometimes.”

Ace frowned thoughtfully, then grinned. “Huh. Maybe you can use that on Dadan when she’s yelling at us. That would be cool!”

Archer burst out laughing, imagining Dadan silently screaming while they all pretended not to notice. “I like the way you think, kid.”

The days passed in a blur of laughter, food, and Ace’s endless stories. Archer tried to soak up every minute of it. They explored the forest together, just like old times, climbing trees, causing a bit of mischief here and there. At night, Ace would curl up next to him, talking until he eventually passed out mid-sentence.

It felt like the world had finally settled back into place.

One evening, as the sun dipped low over the island, Archer sat by the fire, watching Ace run around with some makeshift sword he’d crafted from a stick. Rosi sat across from him, tending to the fire, the soft orange glow reflecting off his calm features. Archer leaned back, a rare moment of peace washing over him.

“You know,” Rosinante said quietly, breaking the silence, “you’re good with him. Ace.”

Archer glanced at him, a small smile tugging at his lips. “Yeah, well, the kid makes it easy. He’s got a good heart.”

Rosinante nodded. “You really care about him.”

“More than anything,” Archer replied, his voice a bit rougher than usual. “He’s everything, Rosi. I’d burn the world down for that boy.”

Rosinante smiled softly. “I believe you.”

They sat in comfortable silence for a while, watching Ace play, his laughter filling the air. Archer felt a warmth spreading in his chest, one that had nothing to do with the fire. He hadn’t felt this kind of happiness in a long time. It was rare, fleeting, but here—with Ace and Rosinante —it felt real.

As night fell, Ace finally slowed down, his eyelids drooping as he sat next to Archer, leaning his head on his uncle’s shoulder.

“I’m glad you’re back, Uncle,” Ace mumbled, half-asleep.

Archer wrapped an arm around him, pulling him close. “Me too, kiddo. Me too.”

 

One day, as Archer wrestled with the laundry, cursing under his breath, he heard a soft giggle from Rosinante who was sitting behind him. Seriously? Giggling? From a nearly three-meter-tall man?

Archer straightened up and turned around, affronted. "What the hell are you giggling at?" he demanded, holding up Ace’s shirt—well, what was left of it. Rosiante was sitting nearby, watching him with an amused grin, his giant hands wrapped around a cup of tea.

Rosi’s eyes crinkled with fondness as he pointed at the shirt. “That thing you’re fighting with… It’s practically a rag. Surprised it didn’t fall apart in the wash."

Archer glared at the shredded, threadbare piece of fabric. The smug bastard was right. With an exaggerated sigh, he tossed the shirt dramatically over the nearby cliff. “Fine. It’s garbage,” he muttered, crossing his arms. "Happy now?"

Rosi chuckled softly, still grinning. “Very.”

Before Archer could fire back with a snarky comment, he heard the telltale rustling of leaves. He looked up just in time to see Ace flying out of a nearby tree, landing squarely on Rosiante’s broad shoulders.

“Gotcha, Rosi!” Ace yelled, clinging to the giant man’s neck like a monkey, laughing triumphantly.

Rosinante let out a playful yelp of surprise, though Archer could tell he was indulging the kid. He reached up and grabbed Ace’s legs, hoisting him higher as Ace giggled uncontrollably.

"Hey, careful with the merchandise!" Archer smirked, walking over to ruffle Ace’s hair. "This guy’s too fragile for sneak attacks."

Rosi raised an eyebrow, pretending to look offended. "Fragile? Me?"

Ace snorted. "Uncle’s just jealous he can’t jump like me anymore."

Archer feigned a hurt expression, clutching his chest. “Low blow, Ace. Low blow.”

Ace laughed, still perched on Rosi’s shoulders, looking down at Archer with a mischievous grin. "You love me."

Archer smiled, shaking his head. "Yeah, yeah. I do."

Archer clapped his hands loudly, grinning like a madman. "Alright, listen up! We’re going on a guy’s trip to Grey Terminal. Time to stock up on supplies—and maybe have a little fun." He winked at Rosinante.

Ace’s eyes went wide, his excitement overflowing. "Really? We’re leaving the stronghold? Like, the actual outside?!" In his excitement, he almost toppled off Rosinante’s shoulders, flailing his arms in a little happy dance.

Rosinante chuckled, holding Ace steady by his legs. "Careful there, monkey boy. You’ll fall off before we even get started." He gave the kid a soft shake. "But first thing’s first. You’re not going anywhere until you clean up. You’re covered in dirt."

Ace wrinkled his nose in pure disgust. "Do I have to?" he whined, clearly preferring the idea of staying filthy.

Archer crossed his arms, raising an eyebrow. "If you don’t, I’ll personally throw you in the nearest river. Your choice."

Ace yelped and dashed off toward the washbasin, muttering complaints about how unfair life was. Rosinante chuckled, watching Ace scramble. "He really is a little monkey, isn’t he?"

Archer laughed and shook his head. "Yep. But he’s our little monkey." Then, turning to Rosi with a sly grin, he said, "By the way, when we get to Grey Terminal, I’ll be hustling some poker for cash. We’re running low."

Rosinante’s eyes widened, and the look of pure disbelief on his face was priceless. He blinked a few times, trying to process what Archer had just said. "Wait, poker?"

Archer clapped him on the shoulder, grinning wider. "You heard me right. While I’m hustling, you’re on Ace duty. Keep an eye on him. Kid’s a slippery little fucker."

Archer had definitely bitten off more than he could chew. The streets of Grey Terminal were absolutely packed, and the sheer number of people bustling about made him regret this little "guy’s trip." Holding Ace’s left hand in a firm iron grip—because he knew the kid would vanish into the crowd in seconds if given the chance—he moved through the mass of bodies. On Ace’s other side, Rosinante held his right hand, his towering height making him stick out like a sore thumb despite the half-hearted disguises they wore.

Archer had thrown on a worn-out hat and an old cloak, trying to hide his scars and distinctive golden eyes, but it was pretty much pointless. And Rosiante? Well, no disguise in the world could hide his almost three-meter-tall frame or that star tattoo plastered over his face. Still, Archer figured if things went south, they could always resort to plan B: beat the crap out of anyone who came after them.

As they weaved through the crowd, Archer felt the constant tug of Ace’s curious little arm. The kid’s wide eyes darted around at the new sights, trying to pull free of their grip to explore every interesting thing he saw. "Stay close, brat," Archer muttered, half-exasperated, as Ace gave an impatient huff.

"Can’t we just let go for a second?" Ace asked, wriggling. "I’m not a baby!"

Archer shot him a look. "Last time I let you out of my sight, you were halfway up a tree trying to fight a wild boar. I’m not taking any chances here."

Rosinante chuckled, amused by their bickering. "He’s got a point, Ace. Let’s not turn this trip into a rescue mission."

Finally, they spotted a market stall. Archer handed Rosinante a decent amount of berri. "Alright, big guy. Take Ace and get him something to eat. No more wandering off."

Rosinante nodded, keeping a firm grip on Ace’s hand. "What about you?"

Archer smirked and jerked a thumb toward the nearest tavern. "I’ve got some poor fools in there that need liberating from their money. Go me."

Rosinante just shook his head, a smile tugging at his lips as he led Ace toward the food stalls. "Just don’t cause too much trouble while we’re gone."

"Trouble? Me? Never," Archer replied with a wink before disappearing into the tavern.

 

Lady Luck was definitely smiling on Archer today. He made more berries than ever, and the best part? He barely had to cheat. Well, maybe just a little. As he stepped out of the tavern, his pockets jingling with coin, he looked around for Ace and Rosinante. He eventually spotted them tucked away in a quiet corner of the market, Ace sitting on Rosinante's lap, the big man's hand gently running through the boy’s messy hair.

Archer’s "Ace radar" immediately went off—something wasn’t right. Hurrying over, he entered the soundproof barrier Rosinante had cleverly put up around them. Kneeling in front of Ace, Archer softened his tone. "What’s wrong, kiddo?"

Ace, his little voice barely above a whisper, said, "It’s just... so loud. Too many people."

Archer glanced at Rosinante, who nodded and explained, "We bought some food but retreated here. It was getting overwhelming for him."

Nodding in understanding, Archer ruffled Ace’s hair. "You did good, kid. Sometimes it’s okay to need a little break. Ready to tackle the rest of the market?"

Ace nodded slowly, his face lighting up as Archer scooped him up and placed him on his hip. "Let’s go, brat. We’ve got some serious shopping to do."

Rosinante, standing up and stretching his long legs, fell into step beside them, his usual calm smile back in place. Together, they braved the bustling market again, this time in more of a hurry, determined to get everything Ace needed and then some. They bought clothes, supplies, and even a few trinkets, all the while keeping Ace close to them like a little monkey clinging to his perch.

 

As they wandered through the market, Rosinante suddenly veered off toward a stand. Archer raised an eyebrow, watching as the tall man made his way to a vendor. Curious, Archer and Ace followed, catching up just as Rosinante turned around with a big, goofy smile on his face, holding out two candied apples.

“For you both,” Rosinante said cheerfully, handing one to Ace and the other to Archer. “Since none of us caused any trouble today, I figured a special treat was in order.”

Ace, eyes wide with excitement, snatched his apple and immediately bit into it, mumbling a “Thanks, Rosi!” between chews. Archer, however, just stood there, glaring at the sticky sweet in his hand like it had personally insulted him. He didn’t even like sweet things. Still, the look on Rosinante’s face made it impossible to say no, so he took a small bite, forcing himself to chew.

Before he could grumble about it, though, an elderly woman approached them, smiling warmly. “Oh, what a lovely family you all are! Such a cute couple, and what an adorable son you have!”

Archer nearly choked on the bite of apple. Ace, quick as ever to catch on to the situation, grinned devilishly and piped up, “I love my daddies!” His voice was dripping with mischief as he leaned into Rosinante for extra effect, who was now looking entirely too flustered.

The old lady pinched Ace’s cheek and cooed at him, completely buying into the scene. “Such a sweet boy! You two are lucky to have him.”

Archer stood there, stunned, his face contorting into a mixture of disbelief and amusement. As soon as the woman walked off, Ace shot Archer a smug grin, still chewing his candied apple.

“Naughty brat,” Archer muttered, narrowing his eyes at the boy, though there was no real heat in it. He then glanced at Rosinante, whose face was a deep shade of red, clearly blushing again.

With a smirk, Archer couldn’t help but tease, “Looks like we make quite the couple, huh?”

Rosinante, still flushed, just gave a nervous chuckle, avoiding Archer’s eyes. “I, uh… wasn’t expecting that.”

Archer took another reluctant bite of his apple, shaking his head. “Yeah, well, neither was I.” He gave Ace a side-eye, though secretly proud of the kid’s quick thinking.

 

As the months passed, the peaceful days on Dawn Island felt like a fleeting dream. Two months had gone by in what seemed like the blink of an eye. Archer found himself once again making the trek to Makino’s bar, hoping for some good news but already knowing what he’d hear.

“Marine ships spotted again,” Makino informed him softly, her eyes full of concern. Archer sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. It was time.

He had made a promise to Rosinante —a promise to help him find Law, the boy he'd practically raised like his own. And Archer didn’t go back on his promises, especially not to those he considered family.

Returning to the stronghold, Archer found both Ace and Rosiante sitting together, Ace rambling on about something while Rosinante listened patiently. It was a comforting sight, but one that made his heart feel heavy knowing he’d have to break the news.

“We’ve got to head out,” Archer said, his voice even and calm. Both heads turned toward him. “Rosi and I need to find his kid, Law. It’s time.”

To his surprise, Ace didn’t immediately argue or throw a fit like he might have done months ago. Instead, the boy nodded solemnly, though the disappointment in his eyes was clear. They had been through this before, and Ace knew the drill.

“Eight months,” Ace said, his voice firm but with a hint of sadness. “Same deal. You’ll be back in eight months?”

“Eight months,” Archer confirmed, ruffling the boy’s hair. “I’ll be back before you know it.”

As they sailed out on their small ketch, the wind filling the sails, Rosinante stood quietly by Archer’s side, his tall frame relaxed as he looked out over the vast sea. After a while, he spoke, his voice soft but filled with gratitude.

“Thank you,” Rosinante said, not looking at Archer but instead at the horizon. “For keeping your promise to help me find Law… and for including me in your little family.”

Archer turned to look at him, the gratitude in his words warming something deep inside him. He smiled, lighting the cigarette that Rosinante had handed him. “When we find Law, we’ll all go back together,” Archer said, exhaling smoke into the cool air. “You, me, Ace, and Law. I bet those two will be thick as thieves.”

Rosinante chuckled softly at the thought, a small but genuine smile playing on his lips. “Yeah,” he agreed, his voice barely more than a murmur. “That sounds good.”

For a while, neither of them said anything, both of them enjoying the quiet companionship and the rhythmic rocking of the boat. The promise of returning to their odd little family—and maybe even expanding it—was enough to make the journey ahead feel a little less daunting.

As they sailed further away from Dawn Island, Archer couldn’t help but feel a sense of anticipation. They had a mission, and they had each other’s backs.

 

 

 

Rosinante and Archer 

Chapter 10: Kids everywhere. They spawn like weeds.

Summary:

Oh sweet and lovely karma.
Did Rosi just yell at Dragon? Yes he did. Did Archer find it hot? Indeed he did!
Why are there kids all over the place?

Chapter Text

The years passed in a blur, and before Archer knew it, he was 21. His once scrawny nephew, Ace, was now 10 years old, full of fire and energy, and growing stronger with each passing day. And then there was Rosinante—old bastard. Though he was technically 29, he insisted on saying he was 25 every year, as if repeating it enough would make it true. Archer let him have it, though, because he could tell there was something else beneath the jokes.

They’d been searching for Law for years now, combing through every possible lead, every whisper of a rumor. But nothing. No trace, not even a hint. Law was 16 now, at least according to Rosinante, and Archer had a gut feeling the kid had long since left the Blues and was somewhere out on the Grand Line.

Though Rosinante never said it out loud, Archer could see the sadness in his eyes, the worry etched into his usually calm face. Every year that went by without finding the boy weighed heavily on him. And while Archer wasn’t the best at talking through emotions, he tried his damned hardest to keep the guy's spirits up.

Archer sighed, thinking about how much their little family had changed in the years they’d been looking for Law. On their visits back to Dawn Island, Ace would do his part, trying to make Rosinante laugh or sparring with him to keep his mind off the search. Despite everything, Ace had bonded with Rosi, and Archer was thankful for that.

On their travels, Archer and Rosinante had gotten to know each other even better than either of them had anticipated. Archer had quickly realized that, for all his intimidating height and Marine training, Rosinante was, without a doubt, the clumsiest person he’d ever met. The man could trip over thin air, and somehow manage to set himself on fire at the same time. It defied all logic.

One night, as they sat by the fire after yet another near-disastrous mishap involving Rosinante and a loaded bazooka—an item he seemed to have an unholy obsession with—Archer couldn’t help but laugh to himself. He looked over at Rosi, who was polishing the now safely unloaded weapon with an almost childlike enthusiasm, and shook his head.

"How in the hell do you keep managing to blow stuff up, man? It's like you're a magnet for destruction," Archer teased, poking at the fire with a stick.

Rosinante chuckled, not taking his eyes off the bazooka. "Hey, it's a skill! Besides, you're one to talk, Mr. ‘I Fall Asleep Mid-Bar Fight.’"

Archer groaned, his face heating up in embarrassment. That one still baffled him. He didn’t know how or why it kept happening, but every once in a while, he’d just... fall asleep out of nowhere. During the middle of a skirmish, while eating, even while steering the ship once. The worst had been the time they were deep in a tavern brawl, fists flying, chairs smashing—and suddenly, Archer had passed out cold. He’d woken up a few hours later slung over Rosinante’s back, the sound of the fight still echoing in the distance.

"Yeah, yeah," Archer muttered, rolling his eyes. "Don’t remind me. How many times have you had to carry me out of danger now?"

"More than I can count," Rosinante teased, his smile wide.

It was an odd dynamic, the two of them. Archer, the ferocious outlaw with a short fuse and a talent for chaos, and Rosinante, the bumbling giant of a former Marine/Pirate and now fellow outlaw who couldn’t walk across a room without causing a catastrophe. But somehow, they worked. They balanced each other out in a way that neither of them could quite explain.

Archer leaned back on his hands, staring up at the stars. “You know, I never thought I’d be able to stand having a former Marine as a friend. Let alone one who’s got a bazooka fetish.”

Rosinante gave a mock-offended gasp. “It’s not a fetish, it’s an appreciation for fine craftsmanship.”

“Sure, sure,” Archer smirked. “Just don’t blow us up with your ‘appreciation,’ alright?”

“Can’t make any promises,” Rosinante shot back with a grin.

Despite all the weirdness—falling asleep in the middle of fights, dodging bazooka blasts, and dealing with Rosinante’s clumsiness—Archer had come to trust the man with his life. Over the years, their strange partnership had turned into something deeper. They were more than just travel companions now. They were family, and maybe Archer had a little (big) crush on the older man. Not that he would admit it.

 

By sheer accident, Archer and Rosinante stumbled across Zeff’s floating restaurant, it was by pure accident—or rather, Archer’s infamously unpredictable sleeping habits. They had been navigating through the East blue when Archer had dozed off again, causing the ship to drift off course. When he awoke, the floating restaurant came into view. Archer would never admit it, but he knew deep down it was his fault. Rosinante just shook his head, laughing, but they decided to dock anyway.

As they approached the floating marvel, Archer’s heart leapt with joy. There was Zeff himself, the very same grumpy old man who had once been stranded on a rock. The wooden leg clattered against the deck as Zeff walked over with an imposing, yet welcoming stride.

“Archer!” Zeff’s booming voice filled the air. His face broke into a wide grin as he spotted Archer. Without hesitation, he enveloped Archer in a massive bear hug.

“Zeff! It’s been ages!” Archer said, laughing as he returned the hug with equal enthusiasm. “You won’t believe the mess I’ve been through.”

“And I’m sure you’ve got plenty of stories to share!” Zeff chuckled, finally letting Archer go. He then turned to Rosinante, sizing him up with a keen eye. “So, who’s this?”

“This is Rosinante, my partner in crime,” Archer said, giving Rosinante a nudge. “He’s been with me through thick and thin.”

Rosinante gave a polite nod. “Nice to meet you, Zeff.”

Zeff grinned, clearly pleased. “Nice to meet the man who’s managed to keep our Archer in line. You must be a saint.”

Rosinante blushed slightly, scratching the back of his head. “Just doing my best.”

Archer turned his attention back to Zeff, his excitement palpable. “So where’s Oregano-boy? I’ve been meaning to catch up with him too.”

Zeff’s eyes twinkled with mischief. “Ah, you mean little Eggplant? He’s around here somewhere.”

A few moments later, Zeff hollered, “EGGPLANT!”

A young voice, unmistakably Sanji’s, yelled back from somewhere inside, “What do you want, old geezer?”

Sanji appeared on the deck shortly after, his face lighting up when he saw Archer. “Archer! You’re here!” He ran over and enveloped Archer in a tight hug.

Archer laughed, hugging Sanji back. “It’s good to see you, kid. You’ve grown up so much!”

“Yeah, and I’ve been working hard,” Sanji said with a grin. “But it looks like you’ve had your fair share of adventures too.”

Zeff clapped Archer on the back. “Come on in, I’ve got a meal that’ll knock your socks off. I’ve been waiting to serve it to you since that day on the rock.”

The inside of the floating restaurant was just as impressive as the outside. The aroma of delicious food wafted through the air, making Archer’s stomach growl. Zeff led them to a table and served them a meal that could only be described as divine.

Archer took his first bite, closing his eyes in sheer bliss. “This is absolutely incredible, Zeff. Worth every bit of waiting.”

Zeff beamed with pride. “I’m glad you think so. It’s been a while, but I’m always happy to cook for friends.”

As they ate, Rosinante and Sanji exchanged stories, laughter filling the space between them. Archer felt a warmth that had been missing for a long time. Reconnecting with old friends and enjoying such a fantastic meal was a reminder of how lucky he was.

As the evening wore on, Archer leaned back in his chair, satisfied and content. He glanced at Rosinante, who was enjoying the meal just as much, and then at Zeff and Sanji. This reunion, this moment of happiness, was exactly what he needed.

It wasn’t all fun and games, of course. The celebration of good food and old friends took a serious turn when they received the latest bounties. Archer had just finished savoring a particularly delightful dessert when he stumbled upon a new newspaper issue that slapped him with a reality check. His jaw nearly dropped as he read the headline: “Golden Terror and Corazon’s Bounty Skyrockets to 250,000,000 Berries!”

Archer was at the table with Rosinante and Zeff, who were finishing their meals. He held the newspaper up, his eyes scanning the numbers with a mix of disbelief and exasperation. “Well, look at this,” he said, throwing the paper onto the table. “Seems like we’ve made quite the impression.”

Rosinante looked over at the paper and whistled. “250 million, huh? I guess blowing up a Marine ship and setting fire to a harbor will do that.”

Zeff’s eyes widened in surprise as he scanned the paper. “You two are famous! Or infamous, depending on who you ask.”

Sanji, still full from the meal, leaned over with curiosity. “What did you do this time?”

Archer let out a dry laugh. “You know, the usual. Accidentally blew up a Marine ship—thanks to Rosinante’s bazooka skills— and then set a harbor on fire because I fell asleep with a lit cigarette.”

Sanji stared at him in shock. “Seriously? You two are a walking disaster!”

Rosinante scratched his head, looking sheepish. “I didn’t mean to trip and blow up the ship. And Archer falling asleep with a cigarette? Well, that’s just one of those things that happen.”

Zeff shook his head with a chuckle. “You guys really need to be more careful. This kind of attention isn’t exactly what you want.”

Archer sighed and rubbed his temples. “Yeah, I get it. I didn’t think we’d hit the jackpot of trouble. I was just trying to keep us under the radar.”

Rosinante nodded in agreement. “Now that our bounties are up, we’re going to have to be even more cautious. The last thing we need is a Marine fleet on our tail.”

Archer looked at Rosiante with a half-grin. “Well, at least we’re making a name for ourselves, right? And hey, it could be worse.”

Zeff raised an eyebrow. “How?”

Archer leaned back in his chair and shrugged. “We could be facing a Grand Fleet or something.”

Zeff laughed, shaking his head. “True. But I suppose being famous—or infamous—has its perks. You’ve got people talking about you, which could be useful.”

Sanji nodded. “And it means you’re doing something right. Just try not to set more places on fire or blow up any more ships.”

Archer gave Sanji a playful wink. “I’ll do my best. But no promises.”

 

The goodbye to Zeff and Sanji had been bittersweet. Archer and Rosinante, their spirits high from the reunion and the good food, set their course back to Dawn Island and Ace. Their journey had taken them through quiet seas and bustling ports, but now they needed a brief stop on an unassuming island to relax and have a beer.

The tavern they chose was low-key, a perfect place to unwind. Archer and Rosinante found a corner table and settled in with their drinks. Archer, always one for making his presence known, was enjoying his beer and contemplating the peace when the door creaked open and in walked a figure in a long, green cloak. The figure moved with a purpose, and Archer’s instincts flared. His eyes narrowed, and he prepared himself for whatever this new visitor wanted.

Rosinante, ever the calm counterbalance to Archer’s brashness, didn’t even flinch as the cloaked figure approached their table. Archer, annoyed by the intrusion, didn’t bother with pleasantries. “Fuck off” he said bluntly.

Rosinante winced slightly at his friend's lack of tact, but before he could intervene, the cloaked man began speaking in a dramatic tone. He started talking about the Revolutionary Army and their fight against the World Government. He made some grand pitch about how they would be great assets and mentioned names that meant little to Archer but seemed to resonate with the stranger.

Archer opened his mouth to dismiss the man, but Rosinante beat him to it. The normally reserved Rosinante stood up with a fervor that Archer rarely saw. “Listen up,” he said, his voice cutting through the tavern’s noise like a knife. “We are not joining your little revolution. Just because Archer here is a Portgas and I’m the brother of Donquixote Doflamingo doesn’t mean we’re going to become figureheads for an organization that can’t even tell its head from its ass.”

The cloaked man looked taken aback, clearly not expecting such a blunt rejection. He stared at Rosinante for a moment, then turned and left the tavern in a huff, his cloak billowing behind him.

Archer watched as the man disappeared, then turned to Rosinante with a mix of admiration and surprise. “That was impressive,” Archer said, a grin spreading across his face.

Rosinante, still catching his breath from his passionate rant, gave a sheepish smile. “Well, someone had to tell him.”

Feeling an overwhelming surge of gratitude and something more, Archer acted on impulse. He reached out, pulled Rosinante close, and kissed him deeply. The kiss was sudden and unplanned, but it felt right in the moment. Archer’s heart raced as he pulled away, his face flushing with a mix of embarrassment and fear.

“I’m sorry,” Archer stammered, his voice barely above a whisper. “I didn’t mean to—”

Rosinante, who was also blushing furiously, looked at Archer with wide, surprised eyes. His voice was gentle and full of warmth. “hey,” he said softly. “I don’t hate you. I could never, I have wanted to kiss you since I met you”

The tension between them eased, replaced by a shared understanding and a newfound closeness. Archer reached out, taking Rosinante’s hand in his. They walked back to their ketch hand in hand, a silent agreement passing between them.

The evening sky was clear as they made their way back to their boat, their steps light and their spirits high. The kiss had changed something between them, but it was a change neither of them was unhappy about.

 

The trek up to Dadan’s stronghold was familiar and comforting, but today was different. Archer, in his bear form, lumbered up the well-trodden path, the weight of their supplies balanced expertly on his broad shoulders. Rosinante walked beside him, his hand resting on Archer’s fur, a gesture that had become their own silent reassurance over the years.

As they neared the stronghold, Archer let out his trademark roar. The sound echoed through the hills, a signal of their arrival that had always been greeted with enthusiastic, if chaotic, response. This time, however, something felt off. Instead of the usual warm welcome from Ace alone, they were met with a startling sight.

Three boys, not just one, came charging down the path. They were dirty, skinny, and covered in bruises. Archer’s keen eyes widened as he took in the ragtag group. They looked worn, and the sight of their injuries made something twist in his chest. What the hell had happened?

Ace, however, was his usual exuberant self. The moment he saw Archer, his face lit up with a grin that could light up the darkest room. “Uncle!” he yelled, launching himself into Archer’s arms the moment the bear form shifted back into human.

Archer caught him easily, hugging him tightly, the familiar warmth of Ace’s small body grounding him. He looked over at the other boys, who had stopped a few meters away, clearly intimidated by Archer’s bear form. They stared with wide eyes, their fear palpable.

Rosinante stepped up beside Archer, his gaze shifting from Ace to the other boys. He offered them a friendly wave, trying to ease their evident nervousness. “Hey, Ace, who are your friends?” Rosinante asked, keeping his tone light and welcoming.

Ace, still clinging to Archer, turned to face the group. “These are my friends, Sabo and Luffy! They’re staying with us now!” he said, his excitement barely contained.

Archer’s brow furrowed as he set Ace down gently. “Staying with us?

Ace had taken it upon himself to introduce the new additions to their makeshift family. “This is Sabo,” he said, pointing to the older boy with the top hat, “and this is Cry Baby, though his real name is Monkey D. Luffy.”

The boy named Luffy, a wiry kid with a straw hat that seemed much too big for his head, puffed out his chest proudly. Im gonna become the King of the Pirates” he declared, his voice brimming with determination. His wide, enthusiastic grin made it clear he was dead serious about his lofty goal.

Archer and Rosinante exchanged glances, both eyebrows raised in disbelief. The sheer audacity of Luffy’s claim was enough to make them look at each other with wide eyes. How was it that their lives had taken such a bizarre turn?

Archer and Rosinante caught Dadan just as she was about to head into the kitchen. They found a quieter spot away from the bustling chaos of the stronghold, pulling her aside to get some answers. The whole situation was wild, and they needed to know what was going on.

Archer leaned against the wall, his arms crossed. “Alright, Dadan. What’s the deal with all these new kids? Why are they here?”

Dadan shot them a steely glare, her arms crossed as well. “Well, you’ve got Luffy, the little troublemaker who’s apparently Garp’s grandson. The old man just dropped him here one day, saying he was ‘his problem now.’ And Sabo? He just appeared outta nowhere, like he’s always been here. Don’t ask me how. I’ve got no idea.”

Archer’s eyes widened in surprise. “Garp’s grandson? That’s a twist. So, the kid with the straw hat is Garp’s flesh and blood?”

Dadan snorted, shaking her head. “Yeah, and he’s got his sights set on becoming the Pirate King. Can you believe that? Karma sure has a sense of humor. Garp’s own grandson wanting to be a pirate. How ironic is that?”

Archer couldn’t help but chuckle darkly. “Well, well. Isn’t that just perfect. The old man must be having a fit over this.”

Rosinante, who had been quietly listening, finally spoke up. “So, what’s your plan now, Dadan? It sounds like you’ve got your hands full with these boys.”

Dadan sighed heavily, rubbing her temples. “Now I’ve got five of ‘you to look after. That’s why I’m giving you two the stink-eye. It’s your fault I’ve got to juggle these wild ones alone while you are sailing and making more trouble.”

Archer and Rosinante exchanged a glance, and Archer couldn’t help but feel a strange sense of satisfaction. It was oddly comforting that Dadan considered them part of her boys, even if it was begrudgingly.

“Yeah,” Archer said with a smirk. “And it looks like we’re all in this together. I guess we’re part of the gang now, huh?”

Dadan’s expression softened just a bit, a hint of a smile tugging at the corners of her mouth. “I suppose so. I never thought I’d have to deal with you two as ‘family,’ but here we are.”

Rosinante gave Archer a concerned look, sensing the mischief in his gaze. “What’s got you so amused?”

Archer leaned in, kissing Rosiante gently on the cheek. “Oh, nothing. Just thinking about the sweet, sweet irony of it all.”

Ace, who had been watching from the doorway, suddenly piped up with a wide grin. “So, did you two finally get together? Because if you did, Dadan owes me 500 berri!”

Rosinante’s eyes widened in shock. “What the hell? You’ve been betting on us?”

Ace shrugged, looking thoroughly unrepentant. “Yep! I knew it! I’m just waiting for my money now.”

Archer laughed, shaking his head. “You little rascal. You had that bet on us, huh?”

 

 

Chapter 11: Its not easy to be Archer

Summary:

Archer gets lucky
Luffy and Ace, not so much

Notes:

Smut

Chapter Text

If Archer thought life was crazy before, it was nothing compared to now. The chaotic, ridiculous whirlwind that followed the arrival of Luffy and Sabo had turned everything on its head. If he went gray before hitting 30, he was dead serious—he’d shave the heads of the terrible trio. Ace, Sabo, and Luffy.. Bald. No mercy. They were going to learn not to mess with him, one way or another.

Archer grumbled under his breath as he pulled off his boots, which were now full of honey. Honey, of all things. Sticky, gooey, and impossible to get out without soaking them for hours. He glared across the clearing at Ace, Sabo, and Luffy, who were huddled together, giggling like maniacs. “You little terrors! I swear, if I find another bug or mystery substance in my boots, you’re all getting shaved bald!”

Ace, grinning ear to ear, yelled back, “Good luck catching us first, Uncle!”

Archer opened his mouth to retaliate but paused when he heard the deep, familiar sound of laughter from behind him. Rosinante, leaning against a tree, arms crossed, was trying (and failing) to hold back his laughter. “You know, Archer,” he chuckled, “you did fall for that one. The kids are getting more creative.”

“Creative?” Archer scoffed, finally freeing his foot from the honey-soaked boot. “This isn’t creativity; this is war.”

Rosinante just shook his head, clearly amused. He was always so calm, so damn patient with the little hellions. Archer didn’t know how he did it. As if dealing with Ace’s constant mischief wasn’t bad enough, now they had Sabo’s adventurous spirit and Luffy’s boundless energy thrown into the mix.

Still, Archer couldn’t help but feel a begrudging fondness for the three. They were family now, even if they drove him insane on a daily basis. “Oh, laugh it up, Rosi,” Archer muttered, tossing his ruined boot aside. “But just you wait. Karma’s a bitch, and you’re not safe from it either.”

Rosinante waved off the warning with a dismissive smile. “You worry too much, Archer. What could possibly—”

Before he could finish, a gleeful shriek rang out from behind him. Luffy and Sabo had struck. And this time, their victim was Rosinante.

His beloved red hood, the one he was never seen without, was now dripping with thick, wet mud. Archer’s eyebrows shot up as Rosinante stood frozen, processing the horror that had just unfolded. Mud sloshed down his shoulders, sticking to his once-pristine cloak.

Archer grinned triumphantly. “See? Karma.”

Rosinante blinked in disbelief, finally shaking his head with a sigh. “I really should’ve seen that coming…”

Ace, Sabo, and Luffy were rolling on the ground, laughing uncontrollably at their handiwork. Archer folded his arms across his chest, watching Rosinante’s calm demeanor finally crack as he tried—and failed—to clean the mud off.

“Serves you right,” Archer said smugly. “You think you’re immune, but those kids don’t care about favorites.”

Rosinante shot him a playful glare, flicking some of the mud in his direction. “You could’ve warned me.”

 

Archer’s laughter echoed through the clearing as he watched Rosinante struggle to clean the mud from his beloved red hood. But his victory was short-lived. Before he knew what was happening, a cold, wet glob of mud smacked him square in the face.

His jaw dropped. “You… did not just—"

Rosinante’s triumphant grin was infuriating. Archer wiped the mud from his face, glaring at the tall man, who was now outright laughing.

Without thinking, Archer let out a loud war cry and launched himself at Rosinante, tackling him to the ground. "You bastard!"

Rosinante yelped as they both slipped and tumbled into the mud. What started as playful retaliation quickly turned into a full-blown wrestling match. Archer pinned Rosinante down for a brief moment, but Rosi, with his long limbs, was quick to flip the situation, rolling on top of Archer, pressing him into the muddy ground. The two of them wrestled like a couple of boys, not caring about the mud or their dignity.

"Give up yet?" Rosinante teased, his face inches from Archer's.

Archer grinned defiantly. “Not in a million years!”

They struggled for a few more moments, Rosinante’s weight eventually pinning Archer down. They were both breathless, covered in mud from head to toe, and grinning like idiots. Rosi’s face hovered just above Archer’s, his dark eyes soft with affection.

Then, without warning, Rosinante leaned in and pressed his lips to Archer’s. The kiss was slow and warm, a quiet moment of tenderness amidst the chaos. Archer blinked in surprise but quickly melted into it, wrapping his arms around Rosinante’s neck and returning the favor.

 

A loud, high-pitched “EWWWW!” cut through the moment like a knife. Archer and Rosinante froze mid-kiss, their heads snapping toward the sound. Standing a few meters away were the three terrors—Ace, Sabo, and Luffy—staring at them with wide eyes filled with equal parts horror and disgust.

Ace had his hands on his hips, trying to look annoyed, but there was a gleam of mischief in his eyes. Sabo was stifling a grin, while Luffy, being Luffy, had his tongue out like he’d just tasted something gross. "Are they kissing? That’s so weird!" Luffy exclaimed, wrinkling his nose.

Archer and Rosinante exchanged a look. Without saying a word, they both nodded, a silent agreement passing between them. Slowly, they stood up, eyes locked on the kids.

“Run,” Archer said in a low, dangerous tone.

Sabo’s grin widened as he started to back away. "Uh-oh."

“Too late for that,” Rosinante added, cracking his knuckles theatrically.

The chase was on.

Ace, Sabo, and Luffy took off screaming and laughing, darting through the trees as fast as their legs could carry them. Archer and Rosinante followed in hot pursuit, slipping and sliding in the mud as they chased the boys around the clearing. Luffy was the easiest to catch, as he kept tripping over his own feet, his laughter ringing through the air. Archer scooped him up like a sack of potatoes, making Luffy howl in protest. “Put me down, Uncle Archer!”

Ace and Sabo weren’t much luckier. Rosinante grabbed Ace, who tried to wriggle free, while Archer tackled Sabo into a muddy puddle, all of them now a filthy, laughing mess. The sounds of their playful wrestling filled the clearing, mixing with the rustling of leaves and the distant squawks of birds.

Eventually, all five of them ended up in a heap, completely covered in mud from head to toe, breathless from laughter. It was a mess, but none of them cared.

Then came the dreaded voice of Dadan.

“What in the hell have you all done?!”

They all turned to see her standing there, arms crossed, her expression caught somewhere between disbelief and amusement. She looked at the mud-caked group and groaned. “All of you—shower now! Before you track mud through my whole damn place.”

Still laughing, they scrambled to their feet, with Archer playfully nudging Ace and Luffy and Sabo toward the bathhouse. “Come on, you little monsters. Let’s get clean before Dadan makes us scrub the floors.”

Rosinante chuckled, wrapping an arm around Archer’s shoulders as they followed behind the kids. “Good thing we have each other in the chaos, huh?”

Archer grinned up at him. “Yeah. Wouldn’t want it any other way.”

And so, the five of them—dirty, tired, but happy—made their way to the showers, laughter still echoing through the clearing as the sun began to set behind them.

 

The evening had been a cozy affair, with Archer and Rosinante spending quality time with the kids. After a fun-filled day of playing and laughter, the children were now tucked away in their beds, fast asleep.

As the two men returned to the warm glow of the fireplace, the atmosphere shifted from playful to intimate. They sat close, their fingers intertwined, and Archer, feeling the warmth of Rosinante's strong presence, leaned his head on his shoulder. "I think I love you, Rosi,"

Archer whispered, his golden eyes glimmering in the firelight. His heart was pounding, and he felt vulnerable yet incredibly brave in this moment.

 Rosinante's heart skipped a beat at the confession. He had been waiting for this moment, craving Archer's affection and love. Without a word, he acted on his deepest desires.

In a swift move, he lifted Archer off the ground, tossing him over his shoulder in a playful yet passionate gesture. The younger man let out a startled laugh as Rosinante carried him towards the bedroom, his long legs dangling comically. Reaching the room, Rosinante kicked the door shut with his foot, his strength and agility surprising even himself. He gently tossed Archer onto the bed, his brown eyes sparkling with desire.

Archer's heart raced as he realized this was really happening—his first time, and it was with the man he loved. Rosinante crawled over Archer, his tall, muscular frame casting a shadow over the younger man. He captured Archer's lips in a fierce kiss, pouring all his pent-up emotions into it.

Archer, initially taken aback by the sudden intensity, quickly responded, his cheeks flushing with excitement. Their tongues danced, exploring each other's mouths with growing hunger.

Archer's hands roamed over Rosinante's broad back, feeling the hard muscles beneath his shirt. He wanted to touch every inch of this man, to memorize his body.

Rosinante's hands were equally eager, tugging at Archer's shirt, eager to reveal the lean, muscular torso beneath. Clothes were quickly discarded, thrown carelessly onto the floor. Archer's golden hair fell in waves around his face, contrasting with Rosinante's messy blond locks. Their bodies were a stunning display of masculinity, the lean and agile Archer against the powerful, built form of Rosinante.

Rosinante paused, taking in the beauty before him. He wanted to ensure Archer's comfort and pleasure, especially as this was Archer’s first time. Leaning down, he whispered, "Are you sure?  I want to make this perfect for you." Archer's breath hitched at the tender words. "Yes, Rosi. I trust you. Show me how it's done."

His voice was hoarse with desire, his golden eyes glazed with lust. Rosinante reached for the lube, coating his fingers generously. He positioned himself between Archer's legs, slowly pushing one finger inside, gently stretching and preparing him.

Archer gasped, his body tensing momentarily before relaxing into the sensation. Rosinante added a second finger, scissoring them gently, his thumb stroking Archer's inner thigh in a soothing motion. "Relax" Rosinante whispered, his breath hot against Archer's ear. "Let me take care of you." Archer moaned, his body yielding to Rosinante's skilled touch.

The sensations were overwhelming, a mix of pleasure and slight discomfort that quickly melted into pure bliss. Rosinante added a third finger, stretching Archer further, his other hand caressing Archer's erection, which was leaking pre-cum. "Please, Rosi," Archer pleaded, his voice thick with need.

"I need you inside me." Rosinante couldn't deny Archer any longer. He positioned himself at Archer's entrance, slowly pushing in, inch by inch. Archer's breath caught as he felt himself being filled, a sensation unlike anything he'd ever experienced.

 

Rosinante paused, giving Archer a oment to adjust, before pulling out slightly and thrusting back in, setting a slow, passionate rhythm. The bed creaked in time with their movements, the air filled with moans and whispered words of love.

Rosinante's thrusts became more urgent, his control slipping as Archer's tight heat enveloped him. Archer's hands gripped the sheets, his body arching to meet each thrust, his golden eyes screwed shut in pure ecstasy. "Oh fuckfuckfuck!" he panted, his voice raw. "I'm close. So close." Rosinante's brown eyes blazed with passion as he watched Archer's face, a mirror of his own desire.

"Cum for me, Archer," he urged, his voice strained. "Let me see it." Archer's release hit him like a wave, his body shuddering as he came untouched, his seed painting his chest and stomach.

Rosinante's name was on his lips as he rode out his orgasm, his golden eyes flying open to capture Rosinante's intense gaze. The sight of Archer's release pushed Rosinante over the edge. With a few final, deep thrusts, he emptied himself inside Archer, his body shaking with the force of his climax.

He collapsed onto Archer's sweat-sheened chest, his breath ragged against Archer's skin. They lay entangled, their hearts pounding in unison, the fire in the other room casting a warm glow over their satisfied bodies. This was love, raw and passionate, and it had just begun for these two men

 

 

Not all was fun and games, though. Ace had always been a bit of a daredevil, constantly pushing the boundaries, and for some reason, it seemed like testing Luffy had become his personal mission. Archer had lost count of the number of times he had to step in and prevent one of Ace’s so-called “tests” from ending in disaster. But nothing could compare to what happened that day in Grey Terminal.

It was supposed to be a simple supply run—stock up on clothes, food, and other necessities. Archer and Rosinante had taken the boys with them, hoping it would be a relatively calm outing. They should’ve known better.

While Archer and Rosi were helping Sabo pick out some clothes from a street vendor, Ace, as usual, got bored. Before anyone could stop him, he wandered off, and for reasons beyond Archer’s comprehension, he decided to attack two men and rob them. Luffy, of course, was left behind.

Archer was in the middle of haggling with a merchant when Ace came sprinting back, his face pale, voice shaky with fear.

“Uncle Archer! Rosi! Help! They—they took Luffy!”

The words hit Archer like a punch to the gut. His eyes widened, and he immediately dropped everything, his heart racing. "What do you mean they took Luffy?!"

Ace’s hands were trembling as he tried to explain, words tumbling over each other. “I— I thought it’d be funny to steal from those guys, but they—they grabbed Luffy after I ran. I didn’t know they’d—”

Rosinante knelt down in front of Ace, grabbing his shoulders firmly but gently. “Where did they go?” His voice was steady, but there was a fire in his eyes that Archer hadn’t seen often. He was just as pissed as Archer was, but Rosi kept his calm for Ace’s sake.

Without a single moment's hesitation, Archer let his instincts take over, not giving a single fuck about the chaos he was about to unleash. His body shifted rapidly into his Grizzly form, towering above the crowd. People around them screamed in terror, scrambling to get out of the way as Archer’s massive paws hit the ground with a thunderous stomp.

Rosinante, ever the quick thinker, didn’t even need Archer to explain. He instantly understood what Archer wanted to do. He grabbed Sabo and Ace, tucking one under each arm like a pair of unruly sacks of potatoes. With an impressive leap, Rosinante landed smoothly on Archer’s back, his grip firm but relaxed.

“Hold tight, kids!” Rosinante shouted to Ace and Sabo, his usual playful tone replaced by something more serious as he made sure they were both secure.

Archer’s nostrils flared as he sniffed the air, his enhanced sense of smell zeroing in on Luffy’s scent. The boy’s distinct mix of dirt, sweat, and a weirdly fruity undertone was unmistakable. Got him. With a powerful push of his muscular legs, Archer took off, his massive form barreling through the narrow alleys of Grey Terminal like a freight train.

People leaped out of the way, terrified and shouting curses as the gigantic bear tore through the streets. Archer didn’t care—he was focused entirely on getting to Luffy.

"How does he even get kidnapped this often?" Rosinante muttered, half to himself, half to Archer, as they raced through the marketplace.

Sabo, clinging tightly to Rosinante’s coat, shouted over the wind, “Is this normal for you guys?!”

Ace, who seemed far too used to the insanity, smirked. “Welcome to the family, Sabo!”

Rosinante chuckled, his voice strained from holding both boys. “Let’s just say it keeps things... interesting.”

As they approached the forest, the scents of the market faded, replaced by the fresh smells of greenery and the unmistakable scent of damp earth. But underneath it all, Luffy’s scent was still there—strong and clear.

Archer slowed his pace slightly, sniffing the air once more. They were close. He could feel it. Rosinante leaned forward, eyes scanning the treeline.

Archer’s blood boiled hotter than it ever had before. What the fuck was Ace thinking, leaving Luffy alone like that? The boy was only seven—still so small, still learning. And now, Luffy was tied to a damn tree, helpless and crying out for help as a group of filthy bastards beat him without a shred of mercy.

Every cry of "Ace! Archer! Rosi!" from Luffy tore through Archer like a knife, fueling the rage building inside him. His fists clenched so tightly that his knuckles turned white, and his heart pounded in his ears.

“I’m going to rip them apart,” Archer growled through gritted teeth, his voice dark and dangerous. Rosinante, standing beside him, said nothing but nodded grimly. His normally calm demeanor was gone, replaced with an icy fury Archer rarely saw in him.

 

Archer didn’t mince words as he stood over Porchemy, his eyes narrowed in cold fury. "You wanna know who we are? We're Luffy’s adopted uncles. And I don’t give a single fuck what he did or didn’t do to you. You touch him, hurt him, and I'll make sure you regret the day you were born."

Porchemy opened his mouth to protest, but Archer silenced him with a glare that could melt steel. He glanced at Rosinante and gave a quick nod. Rosi instantly raised his hand, creating his soundproof barrier once again, enveloping them in a bubble of eerie silence.

Without warning, Archer moved, brutal and precise, showing no mercy. His rage was like a storm unleashed. Porchemy and his men didn’t stand a chance. Fists and claws struck with deadly force, and though the thugs screamed in pain, none of it reached the ears of the three boys standing back, watching with wide, uncertain eyes.

The fight was quick but thorough. Archer didn’t hold back—he made sure Porchemy understood exactly what it meant to mess with Luffy. When it was over, Porchemy and his goons lay beaten, bloodied, and unconscious on the forest floor, no longer a threat.

Archer didn’t even look back at the carnage. His only focus now was Luffy.

He turned, his breathing still heavy with the remnants of his anger, and walked over to where Luffy had been tied to the tree. With a gentleness that contrasted sharply with the violence he had just unleashed, Archer scooped Luffy into his arms, holding the trembling boy close. Luffy clung to him, sniffling but safe, his small body shaking from the ordeal.

Rosinante dropped the soundfield, the normal sounds of the forest rushing back in, making the world feel right again.

Archer’s steps were slow and deliberate as he carried Luffy toward Ace and Sabo. The two boys stood frozen, watching him with wide, worried eyes. Ace, especially, couldn’t meet Archer’s gaze, his face pale and guilt-ridden.

When Archer finally reached them, he stopped and looked down at Ace, his voice stern but not unkind. "We're going home. Now."

Ace flinched at the tone but nodded quickly, his eyes still glued to the ground. Sabo, too, looked like he wanted to disappear into the earth, not daring to speak.

Archer glanced briefly at Rosinante, who gave him a silent nod of understanding. The tall man stepped forward, placing a comforting hand on Ace’s shoulder. “Come on,” Rosinante said softly, his voice far gentler than Archer’s. “Let’s go.”

As they made their way back through the forest, the tension hung heavy in the air. Luffy eventually calmed down in Archer’s arms, his small hand gripping Archer’s shirt like a lifeline. But the weight of what had happened—and what was yet to come—was clear in the silence that followed them all the way home.

 

Archer's steps were heavy as he walked with Ace away from the stronghold. The day's events had left a bitter taste in his mouth, and he struggled to keep his anger in check. Luffy and Sabo were in good hands with Dadan, but his focus now was on Ace.

When they were far enough away, Archer turned to Ace, his voice hard with disappointment. "What the fuck were you thinking? Stealing and getting caught? Then letting Luffy take the fall? That’s not how I raised you."

Ace’s eyes were filled with tears as he stumbled over his words, trying to apologize. "I'm sorry! I didn’t mean for any of this to happen. I—I was just... I was jealous."

Archer’s heart ached seeing Ace like this, but he needed answers. "Jealous? Of what?"

Ace wiped his eyes, sniffling. "Of Luffy. He calls you and Rosinante his uncles too. I thought... I thought maybe you wouldn’t love me as much."

Archer's frustration faded as he rubbed his forehead, trying to process what Ace was saying. He was about to respond when Rosinante approached, his hand gently resting on Archer’s shoulder.

"Relax, Archer," Rosinante said softly. "He’s just a kid."

Archer took a deep breath, letting the tension melt away. He looked at Ace, who was still crying, and gestured for him to come closer. He scooped the boy up into his arms, holding him tightly.

"Listen, Ace," Archer said, his voice softening. "We love you, okay? You’ve always been ours, from day one. It doesn’t matter what happened today. We’re always here for you."

Ace clung to Archer, his sobs turning into quieter sniffles. "Really? You mean it?"

"Yeah," Archer said, smiling gently. "If you want, you can call us ‘Dad.’ We love you just like a son. Always."

Ace’s face lit up with a mixture of relief and joy. "I’d like that," he whispered.

The three of them embraced, a hug that seemed to mend the day's wounds. When they finally let go, Archer and Rosinante guided Ace back to where Luffy was. They found the boys already fast asleep, their small bodies curled up in their beds, putting Ace between them.

Later that night, Archer crawled into bed beside Rosinante. Exhaustion weighed heavily on him, but the warmth and comfort of Rosinante’s presence was soothing. They lay there in silence, holding each other close.

"It's been a long day," Archer murmured, his voice barely audible.

 

Chapter 12: Bound in blood

Summary:

Feelings galore
Thunder
The tale of two brothers

Chapter Text

The warmth of the sheets and the steady presence of his partner grounded him in a way that nothing else could. He nestled in closer, resting his head on Rosinante’s broad shoulder, letting out a deep sigh of exhaustion and contentment.

Rosinante, always attuned to Archer's moods, responded with his own gentle sigh. He ran his fingers through Archer's hair, his touch soothing. After a few quiet moments, he broke the silence with a soft question. “What’s on your mind, Archer?”

Archer closed his eyes, letting the comfort of Rosinante’s fingers in his hair ease his tension. “I don’t know where to start,” he murmured, the weight of the day pressing on him again. But Rosinante’s quiet patience made him feel safe enough to unravel his thoughts.

“I’m scared, Rosi,” Archer finally admitted. His voice was low, almost as if confessing something he hadn’t even fully realized himself until now. “I’m scared that I’m replacing Rouge. That I’m stepping into her shoes in Ace’s life. She was his mother, and I don’t want to take that away from him.”

Rosinante stayed silent, listening. Archer appreciated that about him—he never rushed to speak, never interrupted when Archer needed to spill his worries. He just listened, his hand continuing its gentle rhythm through Archer’s hair.

“And I’m terrified of failing,” Archer continued, his voice trembling slightly. “Not just with Ace, but with Luffy and Sabo too. I never signed up to be a father figure to three wild boys. Hell, we’ve still got to find Law, and that’ll be four of them.” He laughed, but it was hollow, weighed down by the fear he tried to mask. “What if I can’t protect them? What if I screw up and they get hurt because of me?”

The words tumbled out now, all the things he had been bottling up. “Every day is a new challenge. Luffy’s just a little kid, and Ace... Ace still has so much anger in him. And Sabo, he’s got that sharpness, that edge, like he’s carrying some burden we don’t know about. And then there’s Law—God, Rosi, what if we never find him? I promised you we’d bring him home, and every year we’re away looking without luck, I feel like I’m failing you too.”

Rosinante didn’t speak right away, allowing the gravity of Archer’s worries to hang in the air. When he did speak, his voice was calm, but there was an intensity beneath it that let Archer know he was listening deeply.

“Archer,” he began, his hand slowing in Archer’s hair as he shifted to look at him. “You’re not replacing Rouge. No one could ever take her place, and Ace knows that. What you are... what we are, is something different. You’re giving him something she can’t—a future, guidance, love. That doesn’t erase her, it honors her. She would want him to be loved, just like you’re doing.”

Archer swallowed, the knot in his throat tightening at Rosinante’s words.

“As for failing...” Rosinante continued, “You’re not going to fail, because you care. Look at what you did today—running through the woods to save Luffy, making sure Ace knows he’s still loved even after making a mistake, that Sabo knows he has a place with us. That’s not failure, Archer. That’s being the best damn father you can be. And I know it’s scary, but that fear just means you’re doing it right. You’re thinking about them. You’re protecting them, even when it’s hard.”

Archer felt Rosinante’s arm tighten around him, pulling him closer. His heart ached, but in a way that was more reassuring than overwhelming. “And Law... we’ll find him. He’s out there, and when we do, he’s going to have a family waiting for him. Not just me, but you, Ace, Luffy, and Sabo. He’ll have a home. And we’ll be a mess of a family, but we’ll be his.”

The words sank into Archer’s heart, softening the sharp edges of his fear. He blinked against the tears that threatened to form, grateful beyond words for Rosinante’s steady, unwavering support.

“I just don’t want to mess this up,” Archer whispered, his voice barely audible. “I don’t want to lose any of them.”

“You won’t,” Rosinante promised, his voice filled with quiet conviction. “We won’t. We’ve been through too much to lose now. And you’re stronger than you think, Archer. You’ve already given these kids more love than they’ve ever known. That’s what matters.”

Archer sighed, the weight of his fears easing just a little under Rosinante’s reassurances. “I hope you’re right.”

“I am,” Rosinante said softly, pressing a kiss to Archer’s forehead. “Now get some rest. We’ve got three wild boys to wrangle tomorrow.”

Archer chuckled despite himself, his heart feeling lighter. He closed his eyes, letting Rosinante’s warmth and the sound of his steady breathing lull him into peace. Wrapped in Rosinante’s arms, Archer felt, for the first time in a long while, that everything might just turn out okay.

Outside thunder and rain stated to fall.

 

Rosinante stirred from his light sleep when he felt a small poke on his shoulder. At first, his groggy mind struggled to make sense of what was happening, but as his vision cleared, he saw Luffy standing beside the bed, his finger in his nose and his face battered from the encounter with the thugs earlier.

Rosi rubbed his eyes and sat up, trying not to wake Archer, who was still soundly asleep behind him. He reached out to gently touch Luffy’s shoulder and asked, in a soft voice, “Luffy, is everything alright?”

Luffy shook his head, pulling his finger out of his nose, and said in a small, shaky voice, “I’m scared of the lightning.” The storm outside had picked up, and the occasional flash of light from the windows must have frightened him. “But... I didn’t want to wake Ace or Sabo. They’ll just call me a crybaby.”

Rosinante smiled warmly at Luffy’s honesty. Without hesitation, he lifted the boy into the bed and placed him between himself and Archer. "It’s okay to be scared sometimes," Rosi reassured him softly.

As Luffy settled into the bed, Archer, still fast asleep, instinctively put an arm around him, pulling the boy close. Luffy nestled into Archer's chest, seeming to relax almost immediately under the warmth and security of the embrace.

Watching the scene, Rosinante's heart softened. He lay back down, smiling to himself. It was in moments like this that all the chaos and exhaustion of raising three boys seemed worth it. The bond they were forming, the love that filled their small, unconventional family—it made every challenge they faced feel surmountable.

Just as Rosinante was about to drift back to sleep, he heard the quiet creak of floorboards and the unmistakable sound of two sets of small feet sneaking closer to the bed. He didn’t even need to open his eyes to know who it was. With a soft chuckle, he patted the bed beside him and Archer. “Come on, you two,” he murmured, still half-asleep. “There’s room for everyone.”

Ace and Sabo, caught in their sneaky approach, exchanged sheepish glances but didn’t argue. They crawled up into the bed beside Rosinante, careful not to disturb Luffy or Archer. Once settled, Rosinante shifted, wrapping his arm protectively over the whole group, pulling Ace and Sabo close.

The storm outside continued to rumble, but inside, surrounded by the warmth and safety of their makeshift family, Rosinante finally allowed himself to fully relax. His last thought before sleep claimed him was how, despite the madness of their lives, he wouldn’t trade it for anything.

 

The next morning, Archer blinked awake, his mind gradually adjusting to the soft morning light filtering through the cracks in the window. He stifled a groan and stretched, only to be greeted by a rubbery little foot planted right in the middle of his face.

"Of course," he muttered, chuckling softly to himself. Pushing the foot aside, he glanced down to find Luffy, the culprit, sprawled out across the bed, one arm flung over Archer’s chest, snoring softly. But that wasn’t all. To his surprise, Sabo was lying fast asleep on his stomach, his blond head resting like a pillow against Archer’s abs.

Not that Archer minded, but this definitely wasn’t how he expected to start his day. He chuckled again, amused by the tangle of limbs that was now his life. His gaze shifted toward Rosinante and... well, his boyfriend hadn’t fared much better. Ace, in typical fashion, had draped himself across Rosinante's torso, his wild dark hair practically smothering Rosi's face. Rosi’s nose twitched under the tickling strands, but somehow, he was still fast asleep.

“Guess they decided to pile on us in the night,” Archer whispered to himself, his voice filled with affection. He couldn’t help but feel a pang of warmth at the sight of it all—his chaotic little family, messy and unpredictable, but his all the same. And now, this was their reality.

Boyfriend, huh? The thought crossed Archer's mind as he looked at Rosinante. He had never put the label on it, not out loud, but that’s what they were, wasn’t it? Partners in crime, lovers, best friends, and somehow, co-parents to these three wild boys.

Archer smirked. Rosi might be the clumsiest man to exist, but in this—parenthood, partnership—he was solid, unshakable. And that was everything Archer could have hoped for.

He carefully shifted Sabo, trying not to wake him, before leaning over and planting a soft kiss on Rosi’s forehead, his lips brushing against the hair that Ace had managed to get all over the place.

“Mornin’, old man,” he whispered teasingly, knowing full well Rosi was a few years older than him and would probably pout about the nickname later.

Rosinante stirred, eyes blinking open slowly, his face scrunched in mild confusion as he realized Ace’s hair was all over him. “Morning…” he mumbled, still half asleep, then froze as he noticed the tangle of limbs across them both. He gave a sleepy grin. “Looks like we’re under attack.”

Archer chuckled, his eyes filled with warmth. “Guess that’s what we signed up for, huh?”

Rosi nodded with a contented sigh. "Wouldn't trade it for the world."

 

Later that day, Archer made his way down to the village, heading straight to Makino's. The trip to Grey Terminal had gone completely sideways, and the boys still needed new clothes. Archer knew Makino could be trusted to pick up what was needed. After chatting with her and placing the request, he began the walk back to Dadan's stronghold, his mind wandering. Rosinante was on kid duty back at the hideout, and despite the chaos that came with it, Archer trusted him with the boys.

As he neared the stronghold, something caught his attention: three familiar heads—one dark, one blond, and one with that unmistakable straw hat—peeking out from behind a large rock. The terrible trio, heads pressed together, whispering furiously. Archer raised a curious eyebrow and, driven by a mix of suspicion and affection, decided to sneak closer to see what they were up to.

Carefully approaching, Archer’s breath caught when he realized what they were doing. Sabo held the dagger that Archer had given Ace long ago, its blade catching the sunlight as it sliced across his palm. Ace and Luffy had already made their cuts, their hands bleeding as they clasped them together.

The three boys, bound by a brotherhood deeper than blood, were swearing an oath. A blood oath.

Ace’s voice, clear and serious for someone so young, rang out, “No matter what happens, we’ll always be brothers. Forever.”

Luffy and Sabo nodded, eyes wide with solemn determination. “Brothers forever,” they echoed, sealing the pact with their intertwined, bleeding hands.

Archer felt a surge of pride so overwhelming it almost knocked him off his feet. Damn, these kids were something else. He knew their bond was already strong, but to see them swear a blood oath like this? It was the kind of loyalty and camaraderie he had always hoped Ace would find in others, and now here it was, unfolding before his eyes.

Still, they were too young to fully understand what they’d just done. And blood oaths weren’t to be taken lightly. Archer decided right then that he needed to have a talk with them, make sure they understood the gravity of the promise they’d made. He’d have to do it without killing the moment, though—they weren’t in trouble, and he didn’t want to ruin their sense of triumph.

Standing up, Archer backed away quietly and went to find Rosinante, who was helping Dadan move some heavy tree trunks near the edge of the forest. He gestured for Rosi to follow, and without a word, Rosi wiped the sweat from his brow and fell into step beside him. Archer led them back to the boys.

As they approached, the trio's heads shot up, startled at being caught. Ace, Sabo, and Luffy wore identical expressions of wide-eyed surprise, their hands still clasped together. Archer crossed his arms, giving them a look that was both stern and proud. "We need to talk," he said, his voice calm but firm. "No one’s in trouble, but we gotta have a chat."

The boys glanced at each other, nervous but curious, as Rosinante gave them a reassuring smile. "Come on, let’s sit down," Archer added, gesturing toward a nearby tree stump. "You three just made a big promise, and we want to make sure you know what it really means."

 

Archer began the talk by looking at the three boys sitting in front of him, their wide eyes filled with curiosity and a bit of nervousness. His voice was calm but firm as he spoke. "Alright, listen up. What you did today, making that oath? That’s not something small. Being brothers is one of the most important things in the world if you do it right. It can be the best thing that ever happens to you, but it’s also a responsibility."

The boys nodded eagerly, clearly understanding the weight of his words, even if they didn’t fully grasp the depth yet. Archer continued, "I’m gonna give you an example of what a good brother is, and Rosi here..."—he glanced over at Rosinante—"will tell you what it means when things go wrong between brothers."

Ace, Sabo, and Luffy leaned forward, hanging on to every word. Archer then began to tell his own story, the story of his sister, Rouge. He explained how they had grown up together, how Rouge had always been the stronger, braver one, and how, when she became pregnant with Ace, she asked Archer to protect him at all costs. He told them about her tragic death, the promise he made to her, and how he had searched for Ace for years, determined to find him. He explained how, even though Ace wasn’t his son by blood, he loved him as his own because he had promised Rouge—because that’s what a good brother does.

Ace’s eyes softened, and even though the boy tried to act tough, Archer could see the emotion welling up inside him. Sabo and Luffy looked at each other, clearly moved by the depth of the bond Archer shared with his sister and with Ace.

But the mood shifted when Archer gave a nod to Rosinante, signaling it was his turn. Rosinante, usually cheerful and laid-back, grew serious. He sighed deeply before beginning, and the boys' attention immediately shifted to him.

"You just heard what a good brother looks like," Rosi started. "Now, I’m going to tell you what happens when it goes wrong."

Archer, who had heard bits and pieces of Rosinante’s past but never the full story, found himself sitting up straighter, listening just as intently as the boys.

Rosinante began, “I was born a Celestial Dragon, just like my older brother, Doflamingo.”

Archer’s jaw dropped, and the boys' eyes widened even more, clearly not expecting that. Celestial Dragons were mythical, almost untouchable beings in the world, and the revelation hit everyone like a ton of bricks.

"Our parents left that life behind," Rosi continued, his voice quieter, "because my father believed we should live like normal people. We thought we could have a better life, but it didn’t go the way he planned. My mother died, and my father... my father was tortured. We were all tortured—because we were once Celestial Dragons. Doflamingo, though... he snapped. He couldn’t take it. He killed our father with his own hands."

The boys were stunned into silence, and even Archer could feel a chill run down his spine. Rosi’s voice was haunted by the past, but he pushed forward.

"I ran away, and I was saved by a Marine who became like a father to me. I became a Marine myself, trying to make up for everything. But Doflamingo? He rose through the ranks of pirates, became a warlord, a monster who recruited children, used them for his own gains. I went undercover in his gang to try and stop him, to save those kids. That’s when I met a boy named Law..."

Rosi paused, and Archer could see the deep pain in his eyes. "Law became like son to me, and I did everything I could to protect him. But Doflamingo found out. He tried to kill me and Law. Shot me five times before I was saved... by a passing, slightly drunk Archer."

The boys sat there, stunned, unable to comprehend how anyone could hurt their own brother like that.

Rosinante took a deep breath, his usual smile long gone, and finished, “Being a brother means protecting each other. It means putting the other before yourself, just like Archer did for Rouge. But when things go wrong, when greed and hatred take over... it becomes something terrible. Something you can never take back.”

Silence hung in the air for a long moment before Archer cleared his throat. “You three made a promise to be brothers forever, and that’s a beautiful thing. But it also means you’ve got each other’s backs, no matter what. You don’t betray that bond. Ever.”

Ace, Sabo, and Luffy nodded, their faces somber, the weight of the stories settling in.

Archer glanced at Rosi, who gave him a small, sad smile, and then he looked back at the boys. "Now, none of you are in trouble. I just want you to understand what it means to make promises like the one you made today. You’re family now, and family takes care of each other."

Archer cleared his throat, looking at the three boys who were still processing everything they had just heard. He crouched down, bringing himself to their eye level, his voice gentle but firm.

“Look,” he began, “we know we’re not your biological fathers. We didn’t raise you from birth. But that doesn’t change how we feel. Rosinante and I love all three of you like you’re our own kids. If you ever want to call us ‘Dad,’ that’s fine with us. And no matter what, we’ll always protect you. Always."

Ace, Sabo, and Luffy’s eyes filled with tears, and within seconds, all three boys rushed forward, wrapping their arms around Archer and Rosinante in a tight hug. Archer felt his heart swell as the boys clung to him and Rosi. There was a sense of something unspoken but deeply felt, like the bond between them had just solidified in a way words alone could never accomplish.

Rosinante, still slightly stiff from the hug, chuckled softly, but Archer could hear the emotion in his voice. “We’ve got you, boys. Always.”

They stayed like that for a while, wrapped up in each other, smiles and sniffles filling the air. But the moment was interrupted by the sound of a warm, gentle voice behind them.

“Well, this looks like a beautiful family moment,” said Makino with a soft laugh, her voice full of affection.

Turning around, Archer saw Makino standing with a large basket of clothes in her arms, smiling at the scene before her. Beside her was the slightly grumpy but well-meaning mayor, Wool Slap, looking like he’d been dragged along for the errand.

Archer got to his feet, brushing off some dirt before giving Makino a grateful smile. “Thank you, Makino. Really, this means a lot,” he said, gesturing toward the basket of clothes.

Makino waved her hand dismissively, still smiling. “It’s nothing, really. They need proper clothes, and I’m happy to help. Plus, I couldn’t leave them running around like little savages forever.”

Archer laughed, while Rosinante stepped over to Wool Slap, shaking the old man’s hand as he muttered something about “troublemaking kids” and “pirate nonsense.” Rosi, ever the charmer, managed to get a chuckle out of the mayor despite his grumbling.

“Alright, boys!” Archer called over to Ace, Sabo, and Luffy, who were still wiping tears from their eyes but now looking much more cheerful. “Time to try on those clothes. No excuses.”

The trio groaned in unison, their enthusiasm for the heartfelt moment quickly turning to dread at the thought of trying on new clothes. Makino giggled at their reluctance, holding out the basket.

“Come on, boys,” she said with a playful grin. “Let’s see if we can make you look a little less like wild animals.”

Reluctantly, Ace, Sabo, and Luffy shuffled over, casting exaggeratedly sorrowful looks at Archer and Rosi, as if they were being led to their doom. Archer couldn’t help but laugh at their antics.

"Don’t worry," Archer said, smirking. "You’ll live. Barely."

As the boys groaned dramatically and started rummaging through the basket, trying on various shirts, pants, and hats, the atmosphere lightened again.

Chapter 13: A last goodbye

Summary:

Fashion montage
A trip to the forrest
Fist of love
Screw the Marines
A goodbye

Notes:

Smut and an very angry Rosinante!

Chapter Text

Watching the boys try on clothes was one of the funniest sights Archer had seen in ages. Ace, Sabo, and Luffy, usually so full of bravado, were completely out of their element. Ace, in particular, was blushing fiercely as Makino helped him with a shirt that seemed just a bit too big. Archer nearly doubled over with laughter, earning a sharp stink-eye from Ace, who looked like he wanted to crawl into the nearest tree and never come down.

Sabo was faring slightly better, grumbling under his breath as he inspected the sleeves of a jacket, trying to look as composed as possible. And Luffy? Well, Luffy was… Luffy. He was rolling around on the ground, trying to wrestle his way into a pair of pants like they were some sort of wild animal that had attacked him. The kid was a whirlwind of energy, and Archer couldn’t stop laughing at the absurdity of it all.

“Oh man, this is priceless,” Archer wheezed, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes as he nudged Rosinante, who was standing nearby with a grin. “Better than that time you fell into one of their traps, huh?”

Rosinante gave a mock groan, shaking his head as he recalled that particular disaster. “I still don’t know how they managed to hoist me up into the trees like that. And with honey…”

“That was their best work yet,” Archer replied with a snicker.

But the real kicker? The food. Makino, the saint that she was, had brought a load of food from her bar—more than enough to feed Dadan’s people and throw a proper feast. It was exactly what everyone needed after the long, emotional day. The moment the boys caught wind of the food, they abandoned their clothing struggles and bolted towards the crates Makino had brought, nearly knocking the poor woman over in their haste.

“They never stop, do they?” Rosinante asked, laughing as he watched the boys dive into the food.

“Not a chance,” Archer replied with a grin. “And honestly, I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

As the party began to take shape, with Dadan’s crew hauling crates of food and drinks out into the clearing, Archer noticed Makino and Wool Slap preparing to leave. Not wanting to let them go just yet, he pulled Rosinante and Dadan aside and made his way over to the pair.

“Makino, Wool Slap,” Archer began, his tone more serious now. “There’s something we need to talk about.”

Makino and Wool Slap exchanged glances, curiosity and slight concern flickering in their eyes. “What is it, Archer?” Makino asked gently.

“We need to make sure the village is protected,” Archer said, his voice low but firm. “If the village ever gets attacked—by pirates, bandits, or even corrupt Marines—I want there to be a way to warn us. Light a beacon. Something big that we can see from the mountains.”

Dadan, standing beside Archer, nodded her agreement. “My people can defend the village, and if Archer and Rosinante are home, they’ll be there to help.”

Wool Slap frowned, his hand rubbing his chin thoughtfully. “And in exchange for this protection…?”

Archer met his eyes evenly. “The village keeps our secret. No one knows that two outlaws with very big bounties are living up here. If the Marines find out, we’ll be hunted, and you’ll lose your protection.”

Wool Slap considered the offer for a long moment, his sharp old eyes flicking between Archer, Rosinante, and Dadan. Finally, he gave a nod, a reluctant but accepting smile crossing his face. “It’s a deal,” he said gruffly. “We’ll keep your secret, and if trouble comes, we’ll light the beacon.”

Makino smiled softly, her warm gaze resting on the boys, who were now stuffing their faces with meat and bread, laughing and jostling each other. “Thank you, Archer. This means a lot.”

Archer gave a short nod. “Just make sure the beacon is big enough to see, yeah?”

Wool Slap chuckled under his breath. “I’ll make sure of it.”

With that settled, Archer watched as Makino and Wool Slap made their way back down the trail toward the village, the setting sun casting long shadows over the mountains. Dadan gave Archer a hard clap on the back, her usual gruff demeanor softened just a touch.

“You’ve really changed things around here, Archer,” she said, her voice carrying a note of something Archer couldn’t quite place—maybe pride? “Not many would make a deal like that with us. You’re not such a bad guy.”

Archer snorted. “Don’t get too sentimental on me now, Dadan. I still think your mountain reeks.”

She laughed, and they turned their attention back to the clearing, where the party was now in full swing. The boys, covered in food and dirt, were running around in circles, shouting about pirate adventures and future conquests. Archer’s heart swelled with a mixture of pride, amusement, and something deeper—something he didn’t need to put into words.

Rosinante came up beside him, leaning in just enough to rest his shoulder against Archer’s. “You did good today.”

Archer looked at him, his grin softening into something more genuine. “We did good today.”

 

Without warning, Archer took off into the trees, laughing as he heard Rosinante shout after him. They sprinted through the forest, dodging roots and branches, their laughter echoing between the trees. For a few minutes, they weren’t outlaws or guardians or father figures.

Archer, with his playful demeanor and mischievous smile, teased Rosinante “Hey, Rosi, isn't this the perfect spot for a little adventure?" he said, his golden eyes sparkling with mischief. Rosinante, towering over Archer with his impressive height, blushed slightly, his blond hair falling into his eyes as he glanced shyly at the younger man.

They reached a majestic oak tree, its branches spreading wide, offering a natural sanctuary in the woods. Archer wasted no time, grabbing Rosinante by the waist and pressing him against the rough bark. The older man's heart raced, his breath quickening as he felt Archer's strong hands on his body.

Their lips met in a passionate kiss, tongues entwining as they explored each other eagerly. Archer's hands danced across Rosinante's broad chest, deftly unbuttoning his shirt to reveal a muscular torso adorned with a light dusting of hair.

Rosinante moaned into the kiss, his hands gripping Archer's shoulders, pulling him closer. The sound of his desire echoed through the forest. Archer's lips trailed down Rosinante's neck, leaving a trail of kisses and gentle bites that made the taller man arch his back and gasp.

With slow, deliberate movements, Archer knelt before Rosinante, his hands sliding down the older man's muscular thighs. He looked up with a seductive gaze, his golden eyes burning with desire. Rosinante's breath caught in his throat as he realized what was about to happen.

 Archer's lips parted, and he took Rosinante's length into his warm, wet mouth, sending a jolt of pleasure through the older man's body

Rosinante's hands tangled in Archer's wavy blond hair, guiding him as he suckled and teased with his mouth. He moaned Archer's name, his voice hoarse with lust, as the younger man's skilled tongue swirled and caressed his sensitive flesh.

Archer's throat welcomed Rosinante's girth, taking him deeper with each thrust, his hands firmly gripping Rosinante's hips to set the pace. The sounds of their pleasure filled the forest—moans, gasps, and the wet, slick noises of Archer's talented mouth working its magic.

Rosinante's thighs trembled as he struggled to stand, his orgasm building far too quickly. He wanted this moment to last forever, but the sensations were too overwhelming. Just as Rosinante was about to spill his release into Archer's waiting mouth, he pulled away, leaving the older man desperate and panting.

In a swift move, Rosinante turned Archer around, pressing the younger man's chest against the tree. Archer's breath quickened as he felt Rosinante's strong hands on his waist, tugging at his pants. With a gentle but firm touch, Rosinante pushed Archer's pants down, revealing his firm, rounded ass. He couldn't resist bending Archer over, running his hands over those perfectly sculpted cheeks. Archer's breath hitched as he felt Rosinante's warm breath on his exposed skin, anticipation coursing through his veins.

Rosinante's tongue darted out, tracing circles around Archer's hole, teasing and tantalizing. He rimmed Archer with slow, deliberate laps, sending waves of pleasure through the younger man's body. Archer moaned, his head thrown back, his hands gripping the tree bark as he surrendered to the sensations. Rosinante's fingers joined the dance, gently probing Archer's entrance, preparing him for what was to come. He added a twist of his wrist, finding and teasing Archer's prostate, making the younger man cry out in ecstasy.

"Oh shit, yes! Right there," Archer pleaded, his voice hoarse and desperate. Rosinante positioned himself behind Archer.

With a gentle thrust, he entered Archer, claiming him deeply. Archer's breath caught, his body welcoming the invasion, his hole clenching around Rosinante's girth. "Fuck, you feel so good," Rosinante growled, his voice rough with desire.

 He began to move, his hips thrusting in a slow, steady rhythm, each stroke eliciting a moan from Archer. The oak tree provided a natural support for Archer, allowing him to brace himself as Rosinante pounded into him, their bodies slapping together in a primal dance.

Archer's hands gripped the tree, his knuckles turning white as he urged Rosinante on. "Harder, Rosie, fuck me harder!" he cried out, his voice carrying through the forest. Rosinante obliged, his thrusts becoming more powerful, his balls slapping against Archer's cheeks with each forward lunge. As their passion reached a fever pitch, Archer's body tensed, his hole clenching around Rosinante's shaft.

He came untouched, his seed spraying the tree, his cries of release echoing through the woods as he called out Rosinante's name.

Rosinante, feeling Archer's orgasm, couldn't hold back any longer. He thrust deeply one last time, filling Archer with his own release, their bodies trembling in unison.

They collapsed against the tree, their hearts pounding, their breath ragged. Archer turned in Rosinante's arms, their lips meeting in a tender kiss.

 

As they later walked back to the party the laughter and music of the party had faded into the background, replaced by a tense and alarming scene. Garp, that old bastard, was towering over their boys, his face twisted into a scowl as he berated them.

The sight of Garp manhandling Ace, his giant hands gripping the boy by the shirt, made Archer’s blood boil. His vision narrowed in on the old Marine, and without a second thought, he transformed into his Grizzly form. He moved with a predator’s grace, his massive paws making no sound on the forest floor as he circled around to get behind Garp. The fur on his back bristled, and his eyes gleamed with a dangerous intensity.

From his vantage point, Archer saw Rosinante making his way toward Sabo, who was holding his cheek, wincing in pain. The look on Rosinante’s face was a mix of shock and concern, but it was clear he was preparing to act.

Garp’s thunderous voice cut through the night air. “You need to forget these pirate dreams, Ace! You should join the Marines! This is no life for a kid like you!”

Ace, his face pale and trembling, looked up at Garp with a mixture of fear and defiance. But then something changed. As his eyes locked onto Archer’s snarling form, a glimmer of hope and a determined smile crossed his face. In a flash of courage, Ace sank his teeth into Garp’s hand, making the old Marine yelp in pain. Ace seized the moment, grabbing Luffy and sprinting towards Rosinante, who was already making his way toward them.

“pappa!” Ace shouted, his voice high with desperation as he stumbled into the tall man’s arms, clutching Luffy tightly.

Archer’s massive form surged forward, his powerful legs propelling him through the air. He let out a deep, guttural roar that shook the trees, drawing Garp’s attention. The old Marine spun around, eyes widening in shock as he took in the sight of the towering Grizzly.

Archer watched as Rosinante’s normally gentle demeanor shifted into one of fiery intensity. The usually calm and composed man was now a force of righteous fury, his eyes blazing as he stepped toward Garp with an almost palpable anger.

“Garp!” Rosinante's voice thundered across the clearing, cutting through the night like a knife. “You need to fuck off before Archer bites your head off!”

The sheer volume of his voice made the trees shiver. Archer could feel the heat of Rosinante’s anger even from where he stood, and he couldn’t help but admire the way his partner stood up to the old Marine.

Garp, who had been retreating slowly, stopped and turned to face Rosinante. His face was a mix of confusion and stubbornness, clearly not used to being challenged in such a manner. The sight of Rosinante towering over him, his presence both intimidating and commanding, made Garp falter.

Rosinante continued his advance, his eyes locked onto Garp’s with a searing intensity. “I’ve never been happier to leave the Marines than I am now, if this is how a Vice Admiral treats children!” His voice carried the weight of years of pent-up resentment and disappointment. The kids, huddled behind Dadan, watched in wide-eyed amazement as the usually soft-spoken man unleashed his fury.

“Abandoning Luffy!” Rosinante roared. “Kidnapping Ace when he was just a baby! Hitting Sabo, a boy you don’t even know!” Each accusation was like a thunderclap, the force of Rosinante’s words punctuated by his powerful strides. The boys flinched at the raw emotion in his voice, and even Archer felt a pang of sadness as he saw their troubled expressions.

As Garp’s gaze fixed on Rosinante, his eyes widened with sudden recognition. The old Marine’s expression shifted from anger to shock. “You!” he bellowed, his voice echoing through the clearing. “Sengoku thought you were dead! And all this time you’ve been hiding here, with outlaws? He would be so disappointed in you!”

Rosinante’s lips curled into a disdainful smile. He stepped closer to Garp, his eyes flashing with a mix of contempt and sorrow. “Sengoku,” he said coolly, “might have saved me as a child, but where was he when my brother was slaughtering children for his own gain? Did he even bother to look for me when I disappeared?”

Garp’s face fell, unable to offer any retort to Rosinante’s biting words. He shifted uneasily, clearly caught off guard by the pointed accusation. The silence that followed was heavy, filled with the weight of unspoken regrets and unanswered questions.

Rosinante’s gaze remained unwavering as he continued. “If my boys want to be pirates, then so be it. I’ll even help them steal their first ship if it comes to that.” He turned to look at Archer, a soft, affectionate smile gracing his lips. Archer’s heart swelled with love and pride. Seeing Rosinante’s commitment to their family, his willingness to embrace their chosen path, made Archer fall even deeper for him.

Garp’s face twisted in frustration. “It’s my duty to educate Luffy with the ‘fist of love,’” he declared, his tone stubborn and inflexible.

Rosinante's laugh was humorless. “Educate him with what? Violence? You think that’s what he needs? He needs guidance, yes, but he needs love and support, not punishment.”

Garp opened his mouth to argue, but Rosinante cut him off with a fierce look. “You don’t get it, Garp. Luffy and the others don’t need the kind of ‘education’ you’re offering. They need to find their own path, one that’s full of hope and freedom, not a cage of expectations and harsh discipline.”

With a final, defiant glare, Rosinante turned back to Archer and the boys. “Come on, let’s get back to the party. The night’s still young, and we have a lot of celebrating to do.”

Archer watched as Rosinante took the lead, his resolve clear and unwavering. The boys, sensing the shift in the atmosphere, clung to their guardians, finding solace in their strength and unity. The party’s joyful noise seemed to recapture its previous warmth.

Garp, still standing alone in the clearing, looked on with a mix of frustration and grudging respect. He knew that Rosinante had made his choice, and it was clear that no amount of Marine ideology would change the path he had chosen for himself and the boys.

As Archer walked back to the clearing, he glanced at Rosinante, who was speaking quietly with the children, his expression softening.

 

As they tucked the boys in for the night, the room was filled with a comforting, quiet lull. The once-chaotic evening had settled into a serene calm, with the gentle rise and fall of the children’s breathing creating a peaceful backdrop. Archer stood by the door, watching Rosinante as he smoothed the blankets over Luffy, Sabo, and Ace, his expression tender and protective.

Once the boys were snug and asleep, Archer gently closed the door behind them, catching Rosinante’s eye with a mischievous glint. They walked down the dimly lit hallway, their steps light and almost inaudible. As they reached their own room, Archer reached out, taking Rosinante’s hand in his.

Rosinante glanced at him, a knowing smile tugging at the corners of his lips. “What’s on your mind?” he asked softly.

Archer leaned in closer, his voice barely more than a whisper. “You know,” he began, his eyes twinkling with admiration, “when you gave that speech earlier, when you stood up to Garp... that was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.”

Rosinante’s eyes widened in surprise, followed by a burst of laughter that seemed to light up his whole face. “Is that so?” he asked, his voice tinged with amusement and warmth.

Without waiting for a response, Rosinante cupped Archer’s face in his hands and leaned in, their lips meeting in a tender, loving kiss.

As they pulled back, their foreheads resting against each other, Rosinante’s eyes sparkled with a mixture of mischief and tenderness. “I’m glad you think so,” he murmured, his breath warm against Archer’s skin. “I just wanted to make sure our boys knew they were protected and loved.”

Archer smiled, his heart swelling with a profound sense of contentment. “You did that and more,” he said softly. “You made me fall even harder for you tonight.”

A week later, as the sun began to dip below the horizon, casting a warm golden glow over the harbor, Archer and Rosinante stood by their ketch, the sails already set for their journey to find Law. The sea breeze carried a mixture of salt and sadness as they prepared to say their goodbyes. The boys—Ace, Sabo, and Luffy—stood together, their faces streaked with tears, their expressions a mix of reluctance and sorrow.

Archer crouched down to Ace's level, his voice soft yet firm. "Remember, Ace, we’ll be back in eight months. And while we’re gone, try not to get into too much trouble, alright? But if you do, make sure you don’t get caught. We don’t want Dadan yelling at us when we return."

Ace managed a shaky smile through his tears, nodding. “I’ll be good, I promise. But you better come back safe!”

Sabo and Luffy echoed similar sentiments, their young faces etched with a mix of admiration and sadness. Luffy, always the most dramatic of the trio, clung to Archer’s leg with a firm grip. “Don’t forget about us!” he shouted, his voice breaking.

Rosinante knelt down beside Luffy, gently prying his little arms off Archer’s leg. “We’ll never forget about you,” he said softly.

The final moments of farewell were filled with a heartfelt mix of hugs, promises, and a few last-minute jokes to lighten the mood. Archer and Rosinante both did their best to maintain their composure, despite the emotional weight of the moment. They each took turns giving the boys a final embrace, whispering words of encouragement and love.

As they climbed aboard the ketch, Archer and Rosinante glanced back at the shore one last time. The boys stood together, watching them with tearful eyes, waving vigorously.

The sails were hoisted, and the ketch slowly pulled away from the dock. The boys' figures grew smaller and smaller, their waving hands becoming mere specks in the distance. Archer felt a lump in his throat, fighting back the tears that threatened to spill. Rosinante stood beside him, his expression equally somber, but a comforting hand rested on Archer’s shoulder.

None of them knew that when they would return, one of their boys would be missing. Not to be seen for years.

 

 

Chapter 14: Roses

Summary:

Back to where it all began
And Rosinante is one big softie!

Chapter Text

The wind tugged at the sails as the ketch cut through the waves, heading steadily toward the South Blue. Archer stood at the helm, the familiar salty air filling his lungs, but there was an ache deep in his chest. He hadn't been back to the South Blue in over a decade, not since the day he ran away, determined to find Ace and keep his promise to Rouge. The memories stirred inside him, a mixture of warmth and grief that twisted his insides.

Archer's eyes were fixed on the horizon, but his mind was far from the present. He hadn’t even visited Rouge’s burial place since he left. The thought of seeing the old house—if it was still standing—sent a wave of conflicting emotions through him. A part of him wanted to avoid it altogether, to keep those memories untouched. But another part, the one that never let him forget his sister’s final moments, knew he owed it to her. He owed it to both Rouge and Ace.

Beside him, Rosinante moved silently, his presence a comforting anchor against the emotional storm swirling in Archer’s heart. Archer glanced over at him and couldn’t help but feel a surge of gratitude.

Rosinante came up quietly behind Archer, wrapping his long arms around him and resting his chin on Archer's shoulder. Archer felt the warmth of his partner seep into his tense muscles, and he leaned back, letting his head rest in the crook of Rosinante’s neck. The sea stretched out endlessly before them, but the weight of their destination—Baterilla—was heavy in the air. They were getting closer, and with that closeness came memories Archer had buried deep.

"You know," Archer muttered, his voice soft but filled with an edge of dry humor, "if Law’s in Baterilla, I’m gonna whoop his ass so hard he won’t be able to sit down for days."

Rosinante’s laugh rumbled through his chest, and Archer could feel the smile against his cheek. "I’ll hold him down for you," Rosi teased, the sound of his laughter lightening the heaviness of the moment. "The little brat’s due for some consequences anyway, beeing so good at hiding and all."

 

Holding Rosinante’s hand tightly, Archer led him through the quiet, winding streets of Baterilla. The village seemed frozen in time, the same as it had been all those years ago when he left. The sea breeze carried the familiar salty air, but the weight of memories made everything feel heavier. As they reached the top of the hill, Archer veered left, toward an old abandoned house.

It was the house.

Time had not been kind to it—the once vibrant walls had faded, and the wooden beams were cracked and weathered. It stood, barely holding itself together, a ghost of the home it had once been. Archer stopped in front of the sagging door, taking a deep breath. His chest felt tight, the memories of his sister, Rouge, flooding his mind. This was where everything had started. And where, in many ways, it had ended too.

Rosinante squeezed his hand gently, a silent reminder that he wasn’t alone in this. Archer let the warmth of Rosi’s presence ground him. For a moment, he just stood there, staring at the house, the weight of his past pressing down on him.

“I didn’t think it’d feel like this,” Archer muttered, his voice barely above a whisper.

Rosinante didn’t say anything, just kept holding his hand, waiting patiently.

Taking another deep breath, Archer reached out and pushed the door open. It creaked loudly, resisting after years of disuse, but eventually gave way. The interior was dark and dusty, cobwebs clinging to every corner. The once-cozy living room was a shadow of what it used to be, the furniture covered in dust and decay.

Stepping inside, Archer felt a strange sense of loss and familiarity all at once. Every step he took echoed loudly in the quiet house, the floor creaking beneath his boots. His eyes darted around the room, landing on the remnants of old memories—a broken vase, a chair tipped over, the faded portrait of his sister that still hung crookedly on the wall.

"She loved that damn chair," Archer whispered, his voice hoarse as he pointed to the old rocker near the window. "Used to sit there for hours, waiting… hoping that Roger would come back."

Rosinante stayed close, his hand never leaving Archer's, his presence an unspoken source of comfort.

Archer’s breath caught in his throat as he walked further into the house, memories flooding back—Rouge’s smile, her laughter, her tears as she handed him the most important promise of his life. The weight of that promise felt heavier here, in the place where it was made.

Taking a deep breath, Archer hesitated for just a moment before pushing the door to Rouge’s old bedroom open. The hinges creaked, the sound echoing in the stillness of the house. As the door swung wide, the room inside was revealed, frozen in time. Dust clung to everything, coating the surfaces with a thick layer of neglect. But other than that, it was exactly as he remembered it.

The bed where Rouge had died was still unkempt, the sheets twisted and piled, as though she had simply slipped away and never returned. The crib stood in the corner, a quiet reminder of the life that had begun in this room but never truly had a chance to grow up here. Archer’s eyes fell on the chair—the same one he had thrown in a fit of despair when he realized Ace was gone. It still lay on its side, undisturbed.

The silence of the room pressed down on him, each object a stark reminder of the past. Archer's chest tightened as he stepped inside, his feet stirring up small clouds of dust. He ran his fingers along the edge of the crib, his mind replaying the moment he had discovered that Ace had been taken, the heartbreak of it still fresh even after all these years.

His eyes drifted toward the wall, where three pictures hung. The first was a small, faded photograph of him as a kid. His bright eyes and cheeky grin seemed worlds away from the man he had become. The second was a picture of Rouge as a child, her smile soft and kind, her eyes full of hope and mischief. She looked so much like Ace, it hurt to look at her.

But it was the third picture, the larger one, that made his breath catch in his throat. It was of their family. His parents stood tall, with him and Rouge in front of them, the two of them smiling, unaware of the tragic future that awaited them. They looked so happy, so whole. A family, before everything fell apart.

Archer’s heart ached as he stared at the photo. His parents, who had been taken too soon. Rouge, whose sacrifice had saved Ace. And him, the last one left to carry the weight of their memory.

Rosinante, standing quietly behind him, watched as Archer took in the room. He didn’t say anything, just let Archer process it all in his own time.

Archer moved to the bed, brushing his hand over the dusty sheets. He remembered sitting here, holding Rouge’s hand as she grew weaker. She had been so determined, so strong, even in her final days. Her will to protect Ace had been unshakable. And then, one day, she was gone, and so was the baby.

"I didn’t even get to say goodbye," Archer muttered, his voice barely audible. "She was just... gone."

Rosinante stepped closer, placing a hand gently on Archer’s shoulder. "You’ve been carrying this for a long time."

Archer nodded, his eyes still on the bed. "I never came back. I couldn’t. Not after what happened. I just ran… I ran after Ace, and I never stopped. I never let myself deal with this."

He glanced at the photos on the wall again, the weight of his guilt and grief pressing down on him. "She died here. She gave everything for him, and I... I left."

"You did what you had to do, Archer," Rosinante said quietly. "She would understand that. You kept her promise. You found Ace, and you’ve done everything you could for him. That’s what matters."

Archer swallowed hard, his emotions swirling. "I should’ve come back.”

"You did what you had to do, Archer," Rosinante said quietly. "She would understand that. You kept your promise. You found Ace, and you’ve done everything you could for him. That’s what matters."

Archer swallowed hard, his emotions swirling. "I should’ve come back. I should’ve been here for her."

Rosinante stepped in front of him, cupping his face gently and forcing him to meet his gaze. "You honored her in the best way possible—by making sure Ace was safe. She wouldn’t want you to live with this guilt. She’d be proud of you, Archer."

The sincerity in Rosinante’s voice made Archer’s throat tighten. He closed his eyes for a moment, taking in the comfort that Rosi always seemed to bring, the way his presence could make the worst things feel just a little more bearable.

"I don’t know what I’d do without you," Archer whispered.

"You’ll never have to find out," Rosinante replied softly.

For a long moment, they stood in the room, surrounded by the ghosts of Archer’s past. The weight of the years pressed heavily on Archer, but with Rosinante there, it felt like a burden he could finally begin to let go of.

Turning away from the bed, Archer looked at the photos one last time. "We should visit her grave," he said, his voice steadier now. "I owe her that much."

Rosinante nodded, squeezing Archer’s hand reassuringly. Together, they left the room, closing the door behind them, leaving the past where it belonged.

 

Archer winced as the sharp pain shot through his leg, glancing down to see Ymma, the ancient caretaker of Barterilla’s cemetery, holding her cane like a weapon. Her wrinkled face was twisted into a scowl, her sharp eyes staring up at him with disapproval, though there was a glint of amusement hidden deep in those steely irises. He could hardly believe she was still alive, much less still spry enough to give him a solid whack.

"Ymma!" Archer yelped, rubbing his leg. "What the hell was that for?!"

"For leavin' and not visitin' your sister sooner, you fool!" she barked, shaking her cane at him. "I was wonderin' when you'd finally show up. Thought you forgot all about this place, huh?"

Archer opened his mouth to respond, but before he could get a word in, Ymma was already turning to Rosinante, who, to Archer’s utter annoyance, was stifling laughter behind his hand.

"And you!" she pointed the cane at Rosinante, who instantly straightened up. "What’s so funny, huh? You think it's funny that this lummox went gallivanting around the world while his sister’s been restin' here all this time?"

Rosinante raised his hands in mock surrender, trying his best to keep a straight face. "No, ma'am. Absolutely not."

"Good answer," Ymma huffed, satisfied for the moment. She then turned back to Archer, who was still nursing his sore leg. "Now, you come here and give me a proper hello, boy."

Despite the sting from her cane, Archer smiled as he leaned down and gave the old woman a gentle hug. "You haven't changed a bit, Ymma."

"Neither have you," she said gruffly, though her tone softened as she gave him a once-over. "Still the same troublemaker you were when you were a kid."

Archer chuckled, standing back up. "Yeah, I guess some things never change."

Ymma squinted up at him, her cane tapping rhythmically on the ground as she sized him up. "Come lookin' for Rouge, I suppose?"

Archer nodded, his throat tightening at the mention of his sister. "Yeah. I... I wasn’t sure where she was buried."

Ymma let out a raspy laugh. "Of course, you don't. You ran off before we could bury her, didn’t ya?" She turned and began hobbling away, motioning for the two of them to follow her. "Come on, then. I’ll take you to her."

Archer followed behind Ymma, his hand still gripping Rosinante’s. His heart was pounding in his chest. He hadn’t prepared for this moment—he wasn’t sure he could ever have been ready. Coming back here after so long, seeing where Rouge was buried, it felt like he was finally facing something he’d been running from for over a decade.

They walked through the quiet cemetery, passing old gravestones weathered by time and the salty sea air. The farther they walked, the more Archer’s anxiety gnawed at him. Rosinante’s presence was the only thing keeping him grounded at that moment, his thumb rubbing soothing circles on Archer’s hand.

Finally, Ymma stopped in front of a modest gravestone nestled beneath a large, old tree. The branches swayed gently in the breeze, casting soft shadows over the stone. The grave was simple—no grand markers or elaborate carvings—just a single name etched into the stone: Portgas D. Rouge.

Archer stared at the gravestone for a long time, his chest tightening as the reality of it all hit him once again. This was where she had been all this time. His sister. Gone.

Ymma leaned on her cane, giving Archer a moment of silence. "She was a good girl, your sister," Ymma said quietly. "Did what she had to, to protect that boy of hers. The whole village knew it."

Archer nodded, his voice caught in his throat. "Yeah. She was... she was everything."

Rosinante stood quietly beside him, his hand still gripping Archer’s tightly, offering silent support.

"Well, I’ll leave you to it," Ymma said, turning to head back toward the entrance. "You take all the time you need, boy. She’s waitin' for ya."

As Ymma shuffled away, Archer knelt down in front of the gravestone, his fingers tracing over Rouge’s name. He felt Rosinante’s presence behind him, steady and warm. After a moment, Archer spoke, his voice barely above a whisper.

"I’m sorry, Rouge," he said, his voice cracking. "I should’ve come back sooner. I should’ve been here."

Rosinante knelt beside him, placing a hand on Archer’s shoulder. "You did what she wanted you to do, Archer. You kept Ace safe."

Archer nodded, though the guilt still weighed heavy on his heart. "Yeah. But I left her behind." He looked at the gravestone again, tears prickling at the corners of his eyes. "I hope... I hope she understands."

"She does," Rosinante said softly. "She always did."

For a while, they stayed like that, just the two of them and the quiet rustle of the wind through the trees. Finally, after what felt like hours, Archer stood up, wiping at his eyes.

 

As they walked back toward the cemetery gates, Archer couldn’t help but smile. Ymma had always been a force of nature, even in her old age. Seeing her still so sharp after all these years filled him with a sense of nostalgia, a connection to the past that was both comforting and bittersweet.

When they reached her, Ace's smile was warm and fond. Ymma, ever the sharp observer, leaned toward Archer and whispered, "Did you ever find the babe?"

Archer nodded, his throat tightening for a moment before he managed a smile. "Yeah, I did."

Ymma’s wrinkled face broke into a satisfied grin. "Good. Rouge would've been proud of you." She then turned her sharp eyes to Rosinante, sizing him up with a critical gaze. "Now you," she began, her tone commanding as ever, "you keep an eye on him, y'hear?"

Rosinante looked taken aback but nodded solemnly. "I always do."

"Good," Ymma grumbled, reaching out to tug on Rosinante's shirt collar, pulling him down toward her level. She squinted at him, eyeing him critically before nodding with a small, approving grunt. "You're a handsome one, I'll give ya that, even if you are a bit too tall for my taste."

Archer bit his lip, trying to hold back a laugh as Rosinante’s face turned bright red under Ymma’s scrutiny. She let go of his shirt, satisfied with her assessment, and waved them off with a crackling laugh.

Just as they turned to leave, saying their goodbyes, a loud squawk escaped Rosinante, startling both of them. He jumped, and his eyes went wide in shock. Archer spun around just in time to see Ymma pinching Rosinante’s backside, a wicked grin on her face.

Archer doubled over in laughter, unable to contain himself. "Oh, gods, Rosi! She got you good!"

Rosinante’s face was flushed a deep crimson, and he tried to regain his composure, brushing off the moment with a shy smile. "I—uh, well, I wasn’t expecting that."

Ymma, cackling like a mischievous child, waved them off. "Go on, now! Get outta here before I give him another!"

As they walked away, Archer kept laughing, his heart lighter than it had been in days. The sound of Ymma’s laughter faded behind them, but the warmth of the moment lingered.

Rosinante glanced at him, his own smile shy but playful. "If I ever admit to squeaking, I’ll never hear the end of it, will I?"

Archer grinned, wrapping an arm around his waist. "Not in a million years, love. Not in a million years."

 

Later that night, Archer had drifted off into a deep, peaceful sleep, the weight of the day's emotions finally catching up to him. He was so exhausted that he didn’t notice Rosinante quietly slipping out of bed, pressing a gentle kiss to his forehead before leaving the room.

When the morning sun peeked through the curtains, Archer stirred, feeling the familiar warmth of Rosinante beside him. But something caught his eye—Rosi’s hands were dirty, smudged with earth. Archer frowned, his confusion shaking away the last bits of sleep. Gently, he nudged Rosinante awake.

"Rosi," he whispered, still drowsy. "Why are your hands covered in dirt?"

Rosinante blinked, slowly coming to consciousness, a sleepy smile spreading across his face. "Get dressed," he mumbled, his voice still thick with sleep.

Archer raised an eyebrow, curious but too intrigued to argue. He quickly got dressed, and the two of them left the tavern, with Rosinante leading the way. They walked through the quiet morning streets of Baterilla, the cool breeze carrying the scent of salt from the nearby sea.

Eventually, they reached the cemetery. Archer recognized the path they were on and realized they were heading back to Rouge’s grave. As they approached, something new caught his eye—flashes of vibrant color where the somber grave once stood.

His breath caught in his throat as they neared the grave. The entire area surrounding Rouge’s resting place was now filled with roses, bursting in every shade and color imaginable. The delicate flowers stretched out in beautiful, blooming bushes, creating a peaceful and breathtaking sight.

Wide-eyed, Archer turned to Rosinante, who stood beside him, looking a little sheepish but pleased. "Rosi... did you do all this?" Archer asked, his voice soft, almost reverent.

Rosinante nodded, his smile tender. "Yeah," he said. "Last night, after you fell asleep, I thought... maybe Rouge deserved a garden as beautiful as her memory."

Archer was speechless. His heart swelled, overwhelmed by the thoughtfulness, the love behind this gesture. His emotions surged, and before he could even process it, he leaped into Rosinante’s arms, capturing him in a fierce, passionate kiss.

Rosinante stumbled a bit, surprised by the sudden move, but quickly returned the kiss, his arms wrapping tightly around Archer. The kiss was deep, full of gratitude, love, and everything Archer couldn’t put into words.

When they finally pulled apart, Archer’s eyes were misty, but he was smiling brighter than he had in days. "I love you," he whispered, his voice rough with emotion.

Rosinante grinned, brushing a hand through Archer's hair. "I love you too."

As the beauty of the newly decorated grave sank in, Rosinante's smile faltered slightly. He rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly and said, "We might want to leave quickly."

Archer raised an eyebrow, confusion evident on his face. "Why? Did something happen?"

Rosinante shifted his weight awkwardly and, with a somewhat guilty expression, admitted, "Well, I sort of... stole the rosebushes from the big manor on the other side of the island."

Archer's mouth dropped open in shock, but before he could say anything, the sheer absurdity of the situation hit him. A burst of laughter escaped him, his eyes sparkling with amusement. "You stole them from the mayor’s estate? Oh, Rosi, you’re unbelievable!"

Rosinante laughed too, a bit embarrassed but clearly enjoying Archer’s reaction. "Well, I didn’t think Rouge would mind. She deserved them more than the manor did."

Archer grinned, shaking his head. “You know, I think the mayor might be a bit mad, but that’s a small price to pay for making Rouge’s resting place so beautiful. Besides, what did you expect? She had a flair for drama.”

Without missing a beat, Rosinante swooped Archer up onto his back, much to Archer’s surprise. His strong arms held Archer securely as he began to sprint toward the harbor. Archer laughed all the while, the joy of the moment mingling with the thrill of their escape.

As they raced through the streets of Barterilla, Archer clung to Rosinante, laughing and shouting, "You’re definitely going to make us legends in this town!"

Rosinante chuckled, his strides powerful and sure as he maneuvered them through the bustling market, the excitement and the adrenaline making the entire escapade feel like a grand adventure.

Reaching the harbor, Rosinante set Archer down gently, his face flushed from the run. Together, they boarded their Ketch. The sails were raised, and with the gentle breeze filling them, the Ketch started to drift away from the dock.

As the island of Barterilla grew smaller in the distance, Archer leaned against the rail, looking back with a smile. He reached out and took Rosinante’s hand, squeezing it gently.

As the Ketch sailed smoothly away from Barterilla, Archer and Rosinante settled into the routine of their voyage. The thrill of their hasty departure had mellowed into a comfortable, easy-going calm. Archer’s thoughts often wandered back to the day’s earlier events, but one particular discovery drew his attention.

While exploring the deck, Archer spotted a crate tucked away near the storage area. It was an unassuming wooden box, its corners slightly battered from its apparent journey. Curious, he turned to Rosinante, who was busy organizing supplies.

“What’s this?” Archer asked, gesturing to the crate.

Rosinante looked up, his eyes twinkling with a mix of mischief and pride. “Oh, that. After I was done, um, liberating all those rosebushes, I went back to your old house. I figured you and Ace might want to have the pictures and mementos that were left behind.”

Archer’s heart skipped a beat. The thoughtfulness behind Rosinante’s actions left him momentarily speechless. His eyes softened as he looked at the crate, the weight of Rosinante’s gesture hitting him deeply.

“I... I don’t know what to say,” Archer finally managed, his voice catching with emotion. “You really did that?”

Rosinante’s smile widened. “Yeah. I thought it would mean something to have those memories with you and Ace. Besides, you deserved to have those pieces of your past.”

Archer’s gratitude was overwhelming. Before he could fully process his emotions, an idea sparked in his mind. Without another word, he grabbed Rosinante by the hand and pulled him down into the lower cabin.

The moment they reached the bed, Archer’s eyes glinted with a mischievous sparkle. “You know, I think I need to thank you properly for this. Come here.”

Rosinante’s eyes widened in surprise as Archer’s lips found his. The kiss was deep and filled with unspoken gratitude, passion, and love. Archer’s hands roamed over Rosinante’s back, pulling him closer.

 

 

Chapter 15: A fathers pain

Summary:

One is lost, but not so much as the rest.

Chapter Text

As they neared Foosha village, Archer could see the small dock in the distance, and a sense of relief washed over him. Both he and Rosinante had been at sea for long enough, and the sight of land was a welcome one. The familiar coastline brought a sense of comfort, knowing they were close to home and soon would be with their boys again.

Archer stretched his arms, then glanced over at Rosinante. "You ready to hit the ground?" he asked with a grin. Rosinante, looking just as eager, nodded.

The thought of hauling all their supplies up the mountain, as they’d done before, made Archer consider the easiest option. "No reason not to use the Grizzly form now," he mused aloud. The deal with the village made it safe for him to shift without worrying about anyone turning him in. He felt secure here, among people who accepted him and Rosinante, regardless of their pasts.

With a crack of his neck and a deep breath, Archer let the familiar transformation take hold. His body expanded, muscles rippling as thick fur sprouted, and he shifted into his Grizzly form. The world seemed a little smaller from this perspective, but the power and strength he felt in this form were unmatched. Rosinante immediately got to work, piling their supplies and gifts onto Archer's broad back, securing everything tightly.

"Should’ve done this from the start," Archer grunted in his deep bear voice, glancing back at the load. It was much easier than carrying everything by hand, and the steep climb up the mountain would be nothing in this form.

Rosinante chuckled, patting Archer’s fur as he finished securing the last of the bags. "You’re our personal pack bear now."

Archer huffed, though there was a hint of amusement in the sound. He didn't mind as long as it made things easier. Plus, seeing Rosinante happy made the small inconvenience worth it.

They started toward the path that led up the mountain, Archer’s powerful strides eating up the distance. He could feel the weight of their supplies, but it was nothing compared to the energy he had.

 

As Dadan’s stronghold came into view, Archer couldn’t help but let out his "we are home" roar. The deep, earth-shaking sound echoed through the trees, causing birds to scatter and the ground beneath them to tremble. It was a signal they had used many times before—a way to announce their return to the boys and let them know they were back.

Rosinante quickly moved to pull the supplies off Archer’s back, his long fingers working with practiced ease. Once the bags were clear, Archer shifted back into his human form, his mind already on the reunion ahead. He fully expected to see all three boys—Ace, Luffy, and Sabo—rushing towards them like always.

But when only Ace and Luffy came running, both of them with tear-streaked faces, Archer’s stomach dropped. His wide grin faltered, and he exchanged a quick, worried glance with Rosinante.

The boys yelled "Dad!" and "Papa!" as they raced into Archer and Rosinante’s arms, the usual excitement in their voices replaced with something far more heartbreaking.

Archer crouched down, wrapping his arms around both of them tightly, but his mind was racing. Something was wrong. The absence of Sabo sent a cold wave of fear crawling up his spine. He couldn’t see the third boy anywhere, and that wasn’t normal. The knot in his stomach tightened with each passing second.

As Ace and Luffy sobbed into his chest, Archer’s voice came out rougher than he intended, but he needed to know. "Where the fuck is Sabo?"

At the mention of Sabo’s name, both boys cried harder. Archer’s heart sank. He felt Rosinante stiffen beside him, and the fear that had been creeping up his spine now exploded in his chest.

Ace and Luffy were trying to talk, but the words came out in broken sobs, their little bodies trembling against him. Archer’s mind raced, his heart hammering in his chest as a deep, gut-wrenching panic set in.

Rosinante knelt down beside them, his voice soft but urgent. "Boys, what happened? Where’s your brother?"

Both boys cried harder, unable to speak through their tears. Archer’s mind was already going to dark places, and he gripped them tighter, his heart pounding in his chest.

Something terrible had happened. He could feel it in his bones.

With Ace and Luffy still sobbing in his arms, Archer stormed inside the stronghold, his voice echoing off the walls as he barked at the nearest bandit. "Get Dadan, now!" His tone was sharp, leaving no room for hesitation.

He didn’t care about the supplies they'd left outside. He didn’t care about anything right now except finding out what had happened to Sabo. His mind was a storm of panic and fear, the adrenaline pumping through him almost too much to bear.

Without pausing, Archer carried the boys straight to his and Rosinante’s bedroom, the small comforts of the room doing nothing to calm the knot in his chest. Gently, but urgently, he sat the boys down on the bed, their faces still red and wet with tears. As soon as they were settled, he reached out and grabbed Rosinante’s hand. He needed him, his steady presence, even if Rosinante himself looked like he was barely holding it together. Archer could feel the tremble in Rosi’s hand, and the tension in the room was thick, suffocating.

It didn’t take long for Dadan to arrive, but when she did, Archer felt his fear spike even higher. She looked like she'd been crying, her face pale and her usual tough demeanor nowhere to be seen. Something was horribly wrong, and Archer’s heart pounded against his ribs like it was trying to break free from his chest.

Rosinante, surprisingly, was the one who spoke first, his voice trembling with anger and fear. "What the fuck is going on?" he demanded, his usually soft tone now sharp and full of desperation. "Where is our kid?"

Dadan flinched, her lips quivering as she tried to speak. Archer's blood ran cold. He had never seen her look so defeated, and it made the sinking feeling in his gut even worse.

Her silence, the look on her face—it all pointed to something Archer wasn’t ready to face. His hand tightened around Rosinante’s; his knuckles white as he braced himself for the answer that was about to tear his world apart.

 

Dadan's voice was heavy with guilt and sorrow as she began her tale. "The boys ran off one day… couldn't find them anywhere." She paused, taking a deep breath, her eyes never meeting Archer's. "I sent almost all my men out looking, even alerted the village. We all searched, but by the time we got to where they’d gone… it was too late."

Archer's grip on Rosinante's hand tightened as Dadan continued, her words like daggers to his heart.

"From what I could gather, they went to Grey Terminal. Sabo wanted to get some things from his old home, and the boys—" she hesitated, her voice faltering. "The boys wanted to buy a present for Rosinante. They wanted to surprise him."

Ace, still clinging to Archer, lifted his tear-streaked face and nodded, his voice shaky as he confirmed what Dadan had said. "We… we wanted to surprise you, Papa. Sabo said Rosinante’s turning 30 soon, and we knew you both were coming home, so we thought… we thought it would be nice." His small voice cracked, and fresh tears began to fall.

Archer’s heart twisted painfully. He couldn't even begin to process the idea that Sabo had been out there, trying to get a gift for Rosinante, something they’d never even asked for, just to make them happy. But Ace wasn’t finished, and the story only grew darker.

"We… we ran into Sabo’s parents," Ace continued, his voice laced with anger. "They started yelling at him, calling him names, saying terrible things. But Sabo yelled back at them—he told them he had two new dads now, and that he was gonna be a pirate and write a book about all our adventures."

Archer’s jaw clenched at the thought of Sabo standing up to those people, only to face something far worse than angry words.

"His parents," Ace spat the word like poison, "they told their guard to stop us. And we ran… we ran as fast as we could. But Sabo…"

Ace’s voice broke completely, and Luffy, who had been silent, started sobbing uncontrollably.

"Sabo didn’t make it," Ace whispered, his voice barely audible. "He… he was chased over a cliff. The guard hit him in the head with a torch. He fell into the sea."

Archer’s body went numb, his mind refusing to accept the words. Sabo—his boy—chased, struck, and lost to the sea.

Dadan's voice was strained as she finished the tale. "We got there too late. My people killed the guard, but Sabo… two of my men jumped in after him. They searched, but…" She trailed off, unable to say the words Archer feared most.

There had been no sign of Sabo. No body, no hope.

Rosinante’s hand trembled in Archer's, the reality crashing down around them both like a wave they couldn't stop. Sabo was gone. And all Archer could do was sit there, feeling the weight of his failure, his heart breaking into pieces.

Archer couldn’t find the words, not a single one. His throat felt tight, like something was choking him from the inside out. All he could do was hold Ace and Luffy as tightly as possible, feeling their small bodies tremble with every sob. Rosinante was doing the same, wrapping his long arms around the boys, trying to shield them from the cruel world that had just stolen their brother.

Dadan had quietly left the room. There was nothing more she could say, and Archer knew it. No one could say anything that would make this better. The silence that filled the room after she left was unbearable, only broken by the boys' sobbing.

Archer’s chest felt hollow, like someone had reached inside and ripped out something vital. He couldn’t process the loss, couldn’t fathom a world without Sabo in it. The boy who had brightened their lives with his wild dreams and infectious energy was gone—just like that.

When he finally lifted his head, he locked eyes with Rosinante. The sorrow and anger in Rosinante’s gaze mirrored his own, raw and unfiltered. How were they supposed to get through this? How could they heal from losing one of their own?

Shit. Fuck. Shit.

There was no fixing this. Nothing that could undo the nightmare.

Archer buried his face in Luffy’s hair, the boy still shaking with sobs. They had lost one of their boys, and all the strength Archer thought he had vanished in that moment. He held on, for Ace, for Luffy, for Rosinante—but inside, he was falling apart.

 

Later that night, when the boys had finally cried themselves to sleep, Archer got up slowly, as if his body were moving on its own. He felt numb, like he was drifting through a fog he couldn’t escape. His feet carried him out of the bedroom and down the hall, leading him toward the bathhouse. He didn’t know why he was going there—he just was.

The door creaked as he closed it behind him, and in the quiet, it all hit him. All the weight, the loss, the agony that had been pressing down on him. It came crashing in like a tidal wave, and before he could stop it, Archer broke down. Ugly sobs tore out of his throat, so intense that his chest burned like it was being ripped apart from the inside. He couldn’t breathe, couldn’t think, just cried until he was sure he’d collapse from it.

His body shook with every sob, and he couldn’t control the tears that kept pouring out. His chest hurt so badly it was like he’d been stabbed, and he didn’t know how to stop it. Every breath felt like it might be his last, the weight of Sabo’s loss suffocating him.

Then, he felt someone join him on the cold floor. A familiar presence, trembling with the same raw grief. Rosinante. Archer didn’t have to look—he knew it was him by the way his arms wrapped around him, clinging desperately, shaking with his own ugly tears.

They held each other tightly, crying together, two grown men broken by the loss of their boy. In that moment, there were no words, no reassurances. Only the shared pain, the weight of it too heavy for either of them to carry alone. They just cried, ugly and hard, holding on as if that would stop the world from falling apart completely.

Archer’s sobs echoed in the small room, blending with Rosinante’s, their grief so raw and unguarded that nothing else mattered. They had lost Sabo, and now, in the stillness of the night, they let themselves fall apart together.

When Archer woke, it took a moment for him to realize he was back in his bed. His body felt heavy, like he hadn’t truly slept, just drifted into an uneasy haze. Groggily, he sat up, blinking away the remnants of exhaustion. Ace and Luffy were curled up beside him, sound asleep, their faces still tear-streaked from the night before. He instinctively reached out for Rosinante, expecting to find him beside him, but his hand met nothing but cool sheets. His side of the bed was cold—Rosinante had been gone for a while.

Archer frowned, glancing around the dimly lit room. It was dead quiet, save for the soft breaths of the boys beside him. He sighed, rubbing his eyes. He was willing to bet Dadan’s entire stock of whisky that it had been Rosinante who had carried him to bed last night. But where the hell was he now?

His mind began to race. Rosinante wasn’t one to just vanish, especially not after what they’d been through. Archer threw the covers off, moving as quietly as he could to avoid waking the boys. His body still ached, not just from the emotional toll but from the tension that had wound him up for days now. He felt raw, like an open wound, but the worry for Rosinante pushed him to his feet.

"Where the fuck are you, Rosi?" Archer muttered to himself, slipping out of the bedroom, his senses now on high alert as he moved through the stronghold in search of his missing partner.

 

It was much later that evening, the sun hanging low, casting a deep orange glow over the horizon, when Rosinante’s tall form finally emerged from the treeline. Archer had spent the entire day juggling his own grief while trying to console two devastated boys, and now, seeing Rosinante appear after hours of being gone, something in him snapped.

He was furious.

Archer had never fought with Rosinante before, not like this. But now, with the weight of Sabo’s loss hanging over them and the crushing exhaustion of holding everything together, the anger spilled out. Stomping towards Rosinante, he started yelling.

“Where the fuck have you been?!” Archer’s voice was low but seething, a dangerous growl. “Why the hell did you just leave?! We’ve been going through hell, and you—you just vanish?”

His rant came fast, words tumbling out as he tried to make sense of the rage bubbling up in his chest. But then, mid-yell, he stopped. His eyes caught on Rosinante’s appearance, and everything in him froze.

Rosinante was covered in blood. His knuckles were raw and torn, and a vicious bruise had bloomed under his right eye, nearly closing it shut. The sight made Archer’s breath catch in his throat, his anger instantly giving way to shock and fear.

Shaking, he reached out to his boyfriend. “Rosi… what the hell happened? Who did this to you?”

Rosinante didn’t answer, just stood there, expression blank, his usual warmth replaced with something darker, heavier. In that moment it was not hard to believe that Rosinante was the brother of a warlord. Archer didn’t push—he just grabbed Rosinante by the arm, pulling him gently toward the bathhouse. He could barely think straight, but he needed to clean him up, to take care of him, to understand what had happened.

The silence between them was suffocating as Archer carefully washed the blood from Rosinante’s body. His hands shook as they moved over the bruises, over the broken skin. And then, out of nowhere, Rosinante spoke.

“I found them.”

Archer paused, looking up at him, but Rosinante wasn’t looking back. His voice was quiet, almost hollow. “Sabo’s birth parents. The guards… all of them.”

The weight of those words sank into Archer like a stone.

“I killed them,” Rosinante continued, his voice steady, though his eyes were filled with something unrecognizable—rage, grief, regret. “I killed them all. The parents, the guards… anyone who had a hand in it.”

Archer stared at him, lost for words. For a moment, the room was completely silent except for the sound of the water. Slowly, Archer wrapped his arms around Rosinante, holding him tightly, pressing his face into his chest. He could feel Rosinante shaking slightly beneath his touch.

“I love you,” Archer whispered, his voice breaking. “I love you."

After that night, time seemed to crawl. Days blurred into one another, a slow and painful march forward. Archer and Rosinante took everything one day at a time, trying their best to be there for each other and the boys. They really did try—sharing meals, helping the boys through their grief, and holding onto the small moments of peace that surfaced in between. But still, something was off.

There was a distance between them now, an invisible wall Archer couldn’t quite put his finger on. It wasn’t that they didn’t love each other; that much was certain. But something had shifted after Rosinante’s confession. It was subtle, like a shadow that crept into their quiet moments, making the space between them feel larger than it ever had before.

Archer didn’t know how to fix it, didn’t even fully understand why it was there. It was strange, unsettling. He hated the feeling of being disconnected from the person he loved most, especially when they were supposed to be united in their shared grief. Yet, no matter how hard they tried, that distance lingered like a storm on the horizon, always there but never quite crashing down.

And then one day, as Archer was standing near the docks, lost in his thoughts, he spotted someone. A figure with unmistakable red hair walking towards the shore.

The man reached the dock, his presence impossible to ignore.

Chapter 16: I don´t like that fucker.

Summary:

Shanks pre plot armor
Stupid Yasopp
Why pints so small?
No for kids ears.

Chapter Text

Archer sat slouched in the corner of Makino’s bar, a hat pulled low over his forehead, shadowing his eyes. He swirled the half-empty mug of beer in his hand, taking slow, deliberate sips, more out of habit than thirst. The noise of the village life carried on outside, but here, in the dim light and quiet hum of the bar, it was peaceful. He needed this break—a moment to just breathe without feeling the weight of everything pressing down on him.

He snorted to himself, tipping the mug back to finish off what was left. Cowardly Bear—he’d coined the name in his head earlier, and it stuck. The last few weeks had been rough, to say the least. The tension between him and Rosinante was thick enough to choke on, and Archer didn’t know how to handle it. He’d never been the type to run from things, but here he was, hiding out in a bar instead of facing the storm brewing between him and his boyfriend.

Makino’s soft voice broke through his thoughts. “Another round?” she asked, her gentle smile a small comfort.

Archer nodded, sliding the empty mug toward her. "Yeah, thanks."

As she refilled it, he caught a glimpse of himself in the reflection of a nearby window. He looked tired, older, even though he wasn’t that much older than when they first came back. His face was hardened with grief, his eyes shadowed with exhaustion, but more than that, it was the guilt that weighed heavy on him. Guilt over Sabo. Guilt over Law. Guilt for feeling like he was failing everyone around him, especially Rosinante.

Makino placed the fresh beer in front of him, her kind eyes lingering on him for a moment longer than usual. "You know Archer," she said softly, "running from things never makes them easier to deal with."

Archer grunted. "I’m not running." But even as he said it, he didn’t believe the words. He wasn’t fooling anyone, least of all himself.

A loud burst of laughter erupted from the other side of the bar, jolting Archer from his thoughts. He glanced up to see the redhead from the docks, surrounded by his rowdy crew. They were laughing heartily, their voices rising above the general din of the bar, their mugs clinking together in a raucous display of camaraderie.

The redhead, with his strikingly vivid hair and commanding presence, seemed to be the center of attention. He was throwing back drinks with a gusto that reminded Archer of Luffy’s insatiable appetite for meat. It was a kind of unrestrained joy that Archer hadn’t seen in a while, and for a moment, it was almost a distraction from his own troubles.

Archer’s eyes narrowed as he eavesdropped on the conversation. The loud voices of the red-haired crew made it impossible to ignore their chatter, and despite himself, Archer found his curiosity piqued.

The red-haired man, who Archer now realized was Shanks, was recounting stories about the past. His tales seemed to center around Luffy, and Archer’s interest was immediately piqued. It was clear that Shanks had played a significant role in Luffy’s early life, a detail Archer hadn’t fully appreciated before. Shanks spoke with a mixture of fondness and nostalgia, revealing that the straw hat Luffy always wore was indeed a gift from him. Archer’s heart softened slightly at the thought—Luffy’s treasured hat came from someone who clearly meant a lot to him.

Listening further, Archer learned that Shanks had been the one to find the Gum-Gum Fruit and by accident Luffy ate it. Archer sighed, it was so Luffy. The piece of fruit that had given Luffy his incredible powers had a connection to Shanks. It made sense now why Luffy spoke of him with such admiration.

However, as the conversation continued, Archer’s mood darkened. A man with dreads, who seemed to be part of Shanks' crew, made a comment that grated on Archer’s nerves. He mentioned being glad that Luffy was no longer underfoot and causing trouble, and even referred to his own child as “brat” while lamenting the need to leave them behind with a sick wife.

Archer’s jaw clenched. The audacity of this man to speak so casually about abandoning his family, especially in the context of Archer’s own struggles to balance his responsibilities as a father, struck a nerve. Archer couldn't fathom how someone could be so callous. He and Rosinante made sacrifices every year, spending months away from their children in search of Law. But they always made sure their kids were cared for and safe. The idea of abandoning one’s family, especially in a time of need, was foreign and abhorrent to him.

 

Archer watched with a tight chest as Shanks gestured for Makino to join their table. Shanks' curiosity about Luffy was palpable, and Archer’s ears perked up, eager to hear more about what had transpired.

When Makino approached, Shanks wasted no time in asking her about Luffy. Her response was calm and filled with warmth, a contrast to the harsh words of the man with the dreads. She told Shanks that Luffy’s grandfather had taken him somewhere, and that Luffy was now with a brother and two dads who loved him deeply.

The lump in Archer’s throat grew as Makino’s words echoed in his mind. The truth in her statement hit him hard—he and Rosinante did love their boys with every fiber of their being. They had worked so hard to provide for them, to ensure they felt safe and cherished, and hearing someone else recognize that truth was both comforting and painful.

Shanks listened intently, his expression softening with each word. When Makino finished, Shanks nodded with a look of satisfaction. It was clear that he was pleased with the news, and perhaps even reassured that Luffy was in good hands.

Archer scowled at his empty pint, cursing the person who invented the size of pints. How could anyone ever be satisfied with just one? He gestured to Makino, signaling that he needed another beer.

Makino approached with a gentle smile, setting a fresh pint before him. Her touch on his shoulder was comforting, and for a moment, it was like a small balm to his restless soul. Archer took a deep breath, savoring the aroma of the new beer.

Archer’s peaceful moment was abruptly interrupted when the man with the braids—who had been talking dismissively about children—pulled Makino aside. Curiosity sparked as he asked her who Archer was.

Archer tensed, bracing himself for what could come next. Makino, with her usual calm demeanor, simply told him that Archer was one of the locals. The man with the braids nodded and sat back down, seemingly satisfied with her answer. However, the distraction had drawn the attention of Shanks and the rest of his crew.

Archer's stomach knotted as he felt the weight of their gaze. Shanks and his crew began to whisper among themselves, their eyes flicking toward him with growing interest. It was clear that the red-haired pirate and his crew were now focused on him, and he could feel the tension rising.

Makino, sensing the brewing trouble, quietly excused herself and went out back. Archer watched her leave, hoping she’d find a way to defuse the situation. Moments later, she returned, looking a bit more serious. She gave him a reassuring glance, as if to say everything would be alright, but Archer wasn’t entirely convinced.

Archer tried to relax, taking deep breaths and savoring his beer. But the fleeting peace didn’t last. The man with the braids, Archer found out was named Yasopp, started running his mouth again, complaining about children being a nuisance and better off with their mothers. His remarks were getting under Archer’s skin, especially after the day they had.

Yasopp’s dismissive comments were a bitter pill to swallow, and Archer's patience snapped when another crew member asked if Yasopp would ever return for his son, particularly if his wife, who was very sick, passed away. Yasopp’s response was cold and callous, saying he had no intention of returning and that his son would never amount to anything.

Unable to keep his anger in check, Archer let out a loud snort of disbelief. The sheer audacity and cruelty of Yasopp’s words were infuriating. How could someone be so heartless?

Yasopp swaggered over, his expression a mix of challenge and irritation. “Got a problem?” he asked, his voice dripping with disdain.

Archer looked up, his hat falling away to reveal his piercing golden eyes. The effect was immediate and dramatic. The bar’s lively chatter died down, and the crew fell silent, their eyes wide with surprise.

Slowly, Archer stood up, his movements deliberate and controlled. The dim light of the bar seemed to accentuate his fierce gaze as he grinned, a dark edge to his smile.

“Oh, I’ve definitely got a problem,” Archer said, his voice cold and measured. “And that problem is you.” He took a step closer to Yasopp, who flinched slightly at the intensity of Archer’s gaze. “You’re a coward and a terrible father. Your son deserves so much better than to be abandoned by a piece of shit like you.”

The words were spoken with a raw honesty that cut through the air. Yasopp’s face reddened with a mix of anger and embarrassment, the bar’s patrons watching the confrontation unfold with bated breath.

 

Shanks approached with a calm demeanor, his hand outstretched in what Archer assumed was meant to be a soothing gesture. But with the tension in the air, it was about as effective as trying to put out a fire with a garden hose.

“Alright, let’s all just take a breath,” Shanks said, his voice steady and conciliatory. He turned to Archer with a practiced smile. “Let’s calm down, okay? Who are you, and what’s this about?”

Archer eyed Shanks with a disdainful smirk. “From all the stories I’ve heard about you from my son,” he said, his tone dripping with sarcasm, “I’m thoroughly disappointed. Really, just let down.”

Shanks’s expression turned to confusion, and he looked Archer up and down. “And who exactly are you?” he asked, his brow furrowing. “How do you know about me?”

Archer’s grin widened. “Oh, you don’t know? My picture is everywhere. My son talks about you all the time. He wears that straw hat you gave him every chance he gets. And from what I’ve gathered, you’re just another man who abandoned a small child to be mistreated by his own grandfather.” He leaned in slightly, his voice dropping to a harsh whisper. “And you’ve got spineless cowards in your crew.”

Shanks was momentarily speechless, his eyes widening in shock. “Who are you to—” he started, but Archer cut him off.

“I’m the father of that kid you abandoned,” Archer said, his voice cold. “And I’m not impressed. Not by you, not by your crew, and certainly not by the so-called legends that surround you.”

Shanks looked at Archer with clear confusion, trying to piece together the escalating situation. His brow furrowed deeply as he asked again, “Who the hell are you?”

Archer laughed bitterly, the sound harsh and mocking. "I’m Portgas D. Archer,” he said, his voice low but firm. “Father of Ace and Luffy."

The moment those words left Archer’s mouth, Shanks’ frown deepened. "Portgas...," he muttered, almost to himself. “I once knew a Portgas. A woman. My old captain was expecting a child with her…”

At that, Archer's eyes blazed with fury. His posture stiffened, and he took a menacing step forward. “That woman you’re talking about so callously,” he growled, “was my sister.”

The air in the room turned icy as Archer locked eyes with Shanks, his voice dripping with venom. “And if you were part of Roger’s crew, then you should know better than to speak of her like that. One more word, and I’ll rip your throat out.”

Before things could escalate further, Makino's voice rang out from behind the bar, sharp and full of frustration. “Archer, take it outside! Now!”

Archer, his anger barely in check, gave a curt nod to Makino. He gestured for Shanks to follow him, his eyes still burning with unspoken rage. "Outside. Now."

As they stepped outside, the night air was cool, but the tension was anything but. Shanks’ crew trailed behind, their usual carefree demeanor replaced with wariness. Archer, still seething with anger, turned back to Shanks and continued his tirade.

“Did you ever wonder what happened to your old captain’s child?” Archer’s voice was sharp, every word dripping with accusation. “Did you ever bother to look for him? Or were you too busy drinking and telling tales of your glory days?”

Shanks, usually so composed, seemed caught off guard. He stammered for a moment, trying to find his footing. “I was only fifteen when Roger died,” he finally managed to say, his voice quieter than usual, almost defensive.

Archer scoffed loudly, crossing his arms over his chest. “Fifteen, huh? I was eleven. Eleven, Shanks. And while you were off sailing and living your life, that child—Rouge and Roger’s child—was kidnapped moments after his birth.”

Shanks’ face paled, the weight of Archer’s words sinking in. Archer took a step closer, his golden eyes burning with an intensity that made the pirate crew shuffle uneasily.

“I searched for that child,” Archer continued, his voice now steady but filled with barely contained rage. “I didn’t stop until I found him again. So, tell me, what the fuck was your excuse?”

Silence fell over the group, the only sound being the faint rustling of the wind through the trees. Shanks stood there, his mouth slightly open but no words coming out. He looked utterly stunned, as if the weight of the truth had struck him harder than any physical blow ever could.

The crew exchanged uneasy glances, sensing that whatever Shanks could say wouldn’t be enough to absolve him in Archer’s eyes.

As Archer stood there, seething with barely restrained anger, he let out one last, bitter remark: “If Roger were alive today, he’d be so damn disappointed in you.”

Suddenly, a loud crack echoed through the air. A gunshot. Archer’s tirade was cut off as he jerked back, feeling the sharp pain tear through his left shoulder. For a moment, everything slowed down. He looked down in disbelief at the fresh wound, his mind racing to process what just happened. Yasopp, the stupid fucker, had just shot him.

Makino, who had been watching the confrontation from the doorway of her bar, gasped in horror. Her eyes darted toward Shanks, fear coloring her expression. “What have you done?” she asked, her voice trembling.

Shanks, staring at the blood now staining Archer’s shirt, looked back at her, confusion and hesitation clouding his features. “He’s just one man,” he muttered. “We can take him.”

Makino’s face paled even more, and she shook her head in disbelief. “No,” she whispered, her voice barely audible. “You don’t understand… that’s the Golden Terror. You’ve woken the beast.”

The change in the air was immediate. Archer’s golden eyes burned brighter, but something else was happening. He began to shift. His body twisted and grew, fur sprouting as his muscles bulged and his bones cracked. Within seconds, where there had once been a man stood a towering, enraged grizzly bear, larger than any elephant Shanks and his crew had ever seen. The ground seemed to tremble beneath his feet as he loomed over them, a living embodiment of rage and fury.

Shanks and his crew stumbled back, their earlier bravado evaporating as they stared up at the massive bear. Fear crept into their eyes, and for the first time, Shanks looked genuinely worried.

Yasopp, either too foolish or too panicked to understand the danger he was in, fired his gun again. But before the bullet even left the barrel, a blur of motion came from the side. A tall figure appeared out of nowhere, grabbing Yasopp by the arm and twisting it violently. The sickening sound of bones snapping echoed through the air.

It was Rosinante.

 

Archer, now in his grizzly form, turned his head toward the sound. His massive, growling chest rose and fell as he locked eyes with Rosinante. Relief surged through his anger. Rosinante was here.

 

Archer, still in his towering grizzly form, could feel the tension ease just slightly at the sight of Rosinante. The relief that surged through him was like a wave crashing against the shore, but the fury in Rosinante's eyes kept him grounded. His usually gentle and clumsy lover was filled with a kind of rage Archer rarely saw.

Rosinante, calm on the surface but with eyes burning like coals, strode confidently toward Archer. He reached up, placing his hand in Archer's thick fur, an action both soothing and grounding. But his calm demeanor didn’t last long. His voice, usually so soft and reassuring, cracked like a whip as he addressed Shanks and his crew, filled with a fury that matched the bear beside him.

"Have you lost your mind?" Rosinante bellowed, his voice shaking with uncharacteristic anger. "What the fuck is wrong with you? Shooting a man over a goddamn conversation? Are you all out of your minds?"

Shanks’ crew shifted uneasily, their bravado now fully replaced by apprehension. Even Shanks seemed at a loss, watching as a couple of his men dragged the groaning and battered Yasopp away from the scene. The red-haired captain, his usual confident smile now replaced by a serious frown, finally turned to face Rosinante fully, the confusion clear in his expression.

“And who the hell are you?” Shanks asked, his voice low but tense, as if preparing for whatever this wild situation would throw at him next.

Rosinante’s lips curled into a smile, but it was nothing like his usual warm grin. It was cold, dangerous, a look that Archer had only seen when Rosinante’s past caught up with him. For a brief moment, Rosinante looked remarkably like his older brother. The resemblance was eerie, and it made the atmosphere feel even more suffocating.

"Donquixote “Corazon” Rosinante," he said, his voice like ice. "Brother of Donquixote Doflamingo, Former Marine, and more importantly, the man whose boyfriend you just shot." His tone was deadly, each word a dagger aimed straight at Shanks. "Now, if you think tonight’s been strange, I promise you… things are about to get a whole lot worse if you don’t start explaining yourself.”

Shanks, now truly taken aback, stared at Rosinante with wide eyes. Whatever he had expected, it certainly wasn’t this.

The crew shifted nervously behind their captain, their earlier confidence shattered by Rosinante's sudden shift in demeanor. Shanks, normally so good with words, seemed momentarily lost. He opened his mouth to speak, but no sound came out at first. He glanced between Archer, still standing in his massive bear form, and Rosinante, whose presence now felt like a storm about to break.

Archer, sensing Rosinante’s rage as much as his own, let out a low, warning growl that made the earth beneath them tremble. The message was clear: any wrong move, and Shanks' crew would regret it.

Shanks swallowed hard, finally finding his voice. "Look, we didn’t mean for things to go this far. Yasopp—"

But before he could finish, Rosinante cut him off, his voice sharp and unyielding. "This isn’t about Yasopp anymore, Shanks. It’s about you and your reckless crew thinking you can do whatever the hell you want. Shooting someone over a few words? What kind of pirates are you?"

Rosinante’s gaze never wavered as he stared Shanks down, daring him to make another mistake

 

As the tension in the air began to dissipate, Makino quietly stepped out into the street, her calm voice cutting through the lingering hostility. “Shanks,” she called, her gaze firm but not unkind. “I think it’s better if you and your men leave now. I don’t want any more trouble here.”

Shanks, still visibly shaken by the towering grizzly and the wrath of Rosinante, nodded, clearly not eager to provoke any further conflict. He may have been one of the most famous pirates in the world, but even he wasn’t foolish enough to pick a fight with a massive bear and the brother of a dangerous warlord. His voice was quiet as he said, “Yeah… we’re going. No need to make this worse.”

His crew, silent now, followed him without a word, stealing glances back at Archer and Rosinante as they retreated. The evening, once filled with raucous laughter, had taken a turn none of them had expected, and they were more than happy to leave the terrifying sight of the golden-eyed bear and his boyfriend behind.

As the last of Shanks’ men disappeared from view, Archer, still in his bear form, slowly shifted back into his human self. His golden eyes locked onto Rosinante, and without a word, he threw his arms around him, hugging him tightly and pressing his lips to his in a fierce, relieved kiss. Rosinante, caught by surprise at first, quickly responded, wrapping his arms around Archer just as tightly.

“How did you know where I was?” Archer asked breathlessly, pulling back just enough to look at him, his heart still racing from the adrenaline of the confrontation.

Rosinante smiled, his usual warmth returning to his eyes. “Makino sent word. She knew something was up,” he said simply, glancing over at the bar owner with a grateful nod.

Archer followed his gaze and smiled at Makino, who gave him a small wave, her expression a mix of relief and amusement. She had a way of knowing things, and Archer couldn’t have been more grateful for her tonight.

Before Archer could say another word, Rosinante scooped him up with ease, pulling him onto his back in a piggyback style. “Come on,” Rosinante said with a grin, the playful spark back in his eyes despite the wild night they’d just had. “Let’s go home.”

Archer, clinging to Rosinante’s broad shoulders, let out a soft chuckle, feeling the tension in his body finally ease as Rosinante began walking them home. As they made their way back, with the soft light of the setting sun fading behind them, Archer rested his head against Rosinante’s back, feeling safe and, for the first time in a while.

As they made their way through the quiet woods, the tension from earlier gradually melting away, Archer broke the silence. His voice was soft, almost hesitant. "I’m sorry for the mess," he began, his words stumbling a bit as they left his mouth. "And… I’m sorry about the distance between us since we lost Sabo. I didn’t mean for it to happen."

Rosinante sighed, his shoulders rising and falling beneath Archer’s arms as he carried him. "I’ve been scared too," Rosinante admitted after a moment, his voice heavy. "Scared that you would hate me… that you’d compare me to my brother after what I did. Killing all those people, I—I just snapped, and I was afraid you’d see me differently."

Archer blinked, his brow furrowing in surprise. He hadn’t expected that. "Rosi…" he started, shifting on Rosinante’s back to look at him properly. "I could never hate you. You did what you had to, and honestly…" He smirked, his eyes softening. "I’m proud of you. It was kind of hot when you went all badass. I love you, Rosi, more than anything. And I’m proud of you. Always."

Rosinante stopped in his tracks for a second, his breath catching at Archer’s words. Slowly, he turned his head just enough to look at Archer, a small grin playing on his lips. “Badass, huh?” he teased, his voice lighter now, the weight of his earlier fears seemingly lifting.

As they finally reached their bedroom, Rosinante gently set Archer down, his grin widening. “You think that was badass?” he asked, his tone playful, a familiar mischievous glint in his eyes. He leaned in close, his voice dropping to a low murmur. “I’ll show you badass.”

 

Reaching forward, Rosinante grabbed Archer's wrists and firmly bound them to the metal headboard using a soft silk scarf. Archer's breath quickened as he realized he was at Rosinante's mercy, a thought that aroused him immensely.

Rosinante's fingers trailed down Archer's toned arms, sending shivers down his spine. With swift, eager hands, Rosinante began to rip at Archer's clothes, buttons popping open as the fabric was hastily discarded. Archer's muscular chest was soon exposed, his nipples hardening at the cool air and Rosinante's intense stare.

Rosinante's own clothes seemed to disappear in an instant, as if he couldn't wait to feel skin against skin. His muscular build, adorned with a unique blue star tattoo near his eye, was a sight to behold. He lowered himself onto the bed, his long, powerful legs bracketing Archer's slender waist. Leaning forward, Rosinante's warm breath caressed Archer's neck, sending tingles down his spine.

He nibbled and kissed the sensitive skin, leaving a trail of wet kisses down to his collarbone. Archer arched his back, pushing his chest forward, offering himself to Rosinante's eager mouth. Rosinante's hands roamed freely over Archer's body, squeezing and kneading the firm muscles.

 He gripped Archer's ass, pulling him closer, grinding their hard cocks together. Archer moaned, a sound that was part pleasure and part frustration, as he longed to touch Rosinante in return. Rosinante's mouth claimed Archer's, their tongues dueling passionately. The kiss was hungry, almost savage, as if they were devouring each other. Breaking the kiss, Rosinante trailed his mouth down Archer's throat, nipping and sucking gently, marking the smooth skin with love bites.

Archer squirmed, his bound hands tugging at the restraints, his body craving more. Rosinante's hands traveled lower, gripping Archer's cock, which was already stiff and leaking. He stroked Archer slowly, torturously, making him whimper and beg for more.

Rosinante intensified his touch, stroking Archer's length with firm, deliberate strokes. He reached down and teased Archer's tight hole with slick fingers, preparing him for what was to come. Archer bucked his hips, seeking more friction, his eyes screwed shut in pleasure. Rosinante brought him to the brink of orgasm, only to slow down, denying Archer the release he desperately craved.

Archer's breath came in ragged gasps as he fought against the restraints, his body tense and trembling. Rosinante, sensing his partner's frustration, finally untied Archer's wrists, freeing him from the headboard.

In a swift motion, Rosinante stood, pulling Archer up into his arms. He pressed their bodies together, chest to chest, and backed Archer against the wall. Archer's legs wrapped around Rosinante's waist, giving him better leverage as he thrust his hips forward, claiming Archer's mouth in a passionate kiss. Rosinante's cock, hard as steel, pressed against Archer's entrance, teasing him.

With one powerful thrust, he impaled Archer, claiming him deeply. Archer cried out, a mix of pleasure and pain, as Rosinante filled him completely. The roughness of the act sent a jolt of electricity through Archer's body, and he dug his nails into Rosinante's shoulders, leaving marks on his tanned skin.

 Rosinante began to move, his powerful hips pistoning relentlessly, driving into Archer with primal urgency. The force of each thrust pushed Archer's body against the wall, the impact echoing through the room. Archer's head fell back, his golden hair cascading down, as he surrendered to the raw, animalistic pleasure.

"Fuck, yes! Harder, Rosinante!" Archer cried out, his voice hoarse and desperate. Rosinante complied, his hands gripping Archer's thighs, spreading him wider as he pounded into him. Archer's muscles clenched around Rosinante's cock, milking him, driving him closer to the edge. As the pleasure built, Archer's control slipped away.

He tugged at Rosinante's hair, pulling his head back and biting down on his shoulder, marking him as his own. Rosinante grunted, his body tensing, as Archer's teeth sank into his flesh. The sensation sent Rosinante over the edge, and he erupted, filling Archer with his hot seed. Archer's own release followed swiftly, his cock pulsing and spilling cum over Rosinante's hand and their heaving chests. Their bodies trembled as the orgasm ripped through them, leaving them breathless and spent.

Rosinante gently lowered Archer onto the bed, their limbs entangled, hearts pounding in unison. They lay there, panting and sweaty, the afterglow of their passionate encounter enveloping them in a blissful haze. "That was..." Archer began, his voice hoarse and satiated. "Incredible," Rosinante finished, his lips curving into a satisfied smile.

 

They fell asleep in each other's arms, both spent but happy. The morning after, Archer noticed that neither Ace nor Luffy would meet their eyes. Even Dadan and her bandits were avoiding them. During dinner, Ace, never one to hold back, bluntly said, "It's awesome you guys are talking again, but please soundproof your bedroom next time."

Both Archer and Rosinante turned bright red, embarrassed beyond words.

 

 

 

Chapter 17: The smell of tangerines

Summary:

A deal and time flies.
A shade of grey, and hopefully no young ladies.
Pissing off Marines and popping a question.
Close or not to close?

Notes:

Nami, Sanji, a little bit off Usopp. And don´t worry. I think Sanji is okay!

Chapter Text

Still embarrassed by Ace’s blunt words from dinner, Archer and Rosinante went about their day as usual, but this time there was a noticeable lightness in the air. Whenever they passed each other, they exchanged quick smiles and even a few stolen kisses, which never failed to make Ace and Luffy groan with embarrassment.

“Shouldn’t you be happy that your dads love each other?” Rosinante teased, earning exaggerated gags from the boys.

Just as Rosinante finished speaking, Dadan wandered by, muttering under her breath, “Thank the gods Archer isn’t a woman, or we’d have more brats running around.”

Archer threw his head back and laughed so loudly that Luffy jumped in fright, spilling his glass of milk across the table. Ace groaned, burying his head in his hands as if he couldn't deal with any more of his dads' antics.

"You're gonna break 'em, old man," Ace grumbled.

Still chuckling, Archer ruffled Luffy's hair as Rosinante cleaned up the mess. The warmth that had been missing since they lost Sabo seemed to creep back into the family, little by little.

 

Archer had spent the entire day working on his plan, something he hoped would help heal their still aching hearts. He gathered Ace and Rosinante, hoisting Ace up onto his shoulders, while Rosinante did the same with Luffy. With the boys perched above them, they headed up a familiar path toward a cliff.

As they reached the top, Rosinante and the boys noticed what Archer had been working on—a small memorial for Sabo, carefully placed overlooking the sea. A simple but meaningful tribute, with a carved stone and some of Sabo’s favorite things.

For a moment, the four of them just stood there, the weight of the loss hanging over them. Then, as the grief welled up, they began to cry. One by one, they shared stories about Sabo, funny memories that made them smile even through the tears. Luffy remembered the time Sabo had tried to cook breakfast and almost set the house on fire, while Ace laughed about how Sabo always made the worst poker face, losing every hand they played. Even Rosinante, usually so quiet in his grief, recounted a time when Sabo tried on one of his coats and tripped over it, flailing in dramatic fashion.

As they made their way back down the mountain, hearts feeling a little lighter, Archer noticed something—or rather, someone—approaching the stronghold. His eyes narrowed. Shanks, alongside Makino, was making his way up toward them.

“What the fuck is he doing here?” Archer muttered, the calmness he’d gained slipping away. The anger from their last encounter flared up in his chest.

Without thinking, Archer stomped forward, yelling, “What the fuck are you doing here? Piss off!”

But before Archer could get any closer, Luffy, who had been sitting on Rosinante’s shoulders, suddenly wriggled free and took off running toward the red-haired man. “Shanks!” he yelled happily, his small feet kicking up dust as he bolted toward the pirate captain.

Shanks raised both hands in a surrendering gesture, his usual grin softening as he spoke. "I come in peace," he said calmly, his voice steady despite the tension in the air.

Ace had quickly run after Luffy, pulling his younger brother back towards a fuming Rosinante, who immediately stepped protectively in front of the boys. His towering form seemed even taller, his eyes locked on Shanks with an icy glare.

"You better talk fast," Rosinante growled, his voice low and dangerous. His usual clumsy warmth was gone, replaced by the fierce protector Archer knew he could be when it came to their family.

Shanks glanced at Luffy and Ace before turning his attention back to Rosinante and Archer. He let out a sigh, clearly weighing his words. "Look, I didn't come here to cause trouble. I just wanted to see the boy," he said, nodding toward Luffy, who was peeking from behind Rosinante's legs.

Archer’s fists clenched, his anger simmering beneath the surface. "You had your chance back in the village. You made your choice when you walked away then. So what the hell do you want now?" His golden eyes glowed with intensity, but he stayed put, not wanting to make things worse with the boys around.

Shanks’ face softened, his usual carefree demeanor faltering for a moment. "I heard what you said, Archer. About Roger’s kid. About what happened after he died," he began, his voice quieter now. "I had no idea, and that’s on me. But this isn’t about that right now. I’m not here for any of that."

Rosinante crossed his arms, his voice cutting through the tension like a blade. "Then what are you here for? Because if this is about Luffy, you don’t get to just walk in and act like you’ve been here all along."

Shanks’ eyes met Luffy’s, who still clung to Rosinante’s leg, looking up at his childhood idol with wide, curious eyes. "I made Luffy a promise," Shanks said, his voice gentle. "And I keep my promises."

Archer scoffed, stepping forward. "A promise? You think that erases the years you left him alone? Do you even know what he’s been through?"

Shanks winced but held his ground. "No. And I won’t pretend I do. But I wanted to make sure he’s alright. That’s all."

Archer exchanged a glance with Rosinante, his rage tempered by the confusion of the situation. This wasn’t the reckless pirate he expected to face, but a man trying to make amends in his own way. It didn’t change the fact that Shanks had left Luffy behind, but something about the redhead's demeanor made him hesitate.

Archer’s snarl cut through the tense air like a blade. "Your man, Yasopp, shot me. And you—you were ready to go after me just for stating a fact. What kind of crew are you running?" His voice was laced with fury, barely contained.

At this, Luffy's wide eyes began to fill with tears. His lip quivered as he looked up at Shanks, his hero, the man he had admired for as long as he could remember. "Shanks... is that true? Did you really let him shoot my dad?"

Shanks sighed heavily, rubbing his eyes as if trying to ease the weight of the situation. "Yeah, kid. It’s true," he admitted, his voice low and regretful. "But I didn’t mean for it to happen like that. Things got heated, and Yasopp... he went too far."

Before anyone could react, Ace broke free from Rosinante's protective stance, his small fists clenched with rage. "You let him shoot my dad!" Ace roared, charging at Shanks with all the strength his little body could muster.

Rosinante, with his quick reflexes, reached down and caught Ace by the scruff of his shirt just before the boy could land a blow. Lifting him effortlessly, Rosinante held the squirming child in mid-air, his long arms keeping Ace out of harm's reach.

"Easy there, little grimling," Rosinante said in his usual calm tone, though there was a hint of amusement in his voice despite the tension. He swung Ace gently in the air before setting him back down on the ground, ruffling the boy's hair with a massive hand.

Ace huffed in frustration, glaring at Shanks with a fierce determination that made him look far older than his years. "He shot Dad. He deserves it!"

Shanks, still standing in front of them, looked utterly defeated. The weight of Luffy’s teary gaze, Ace’s fury, and Archer’s seething anger had finally settled on his shoulders. "I know," he said softly, turning his eyes to Archer. "I know I messed up. I can’t change what happened."

Archer's fists remained clenched, but something in Shanks' expression—regret, shame—stopped him from tearing into the man further. Rosinante, still standing guard over the boys, placed a hand on Archer’s shoulder, as if to silently ask for calm.

Rosinante’s eyes narrowed, still not convinced by Shanks' demeanor. "Why are you even here?" he asked, his voice sharp. "And don’t tell me you forced Makino to show you the way."

Before Shanks could respond, Makino stepped forward, shaking her head. "No, Rosi. It wasn’t like that," she said softly, her voice steady but gentle. "It was my idea to bring him here. I thought... maybe it would help clear the air."

Shanks, looking slightly less tense, nodded in agreement. "I didn’t mean for things to go the way they did," he admitted. "I came to say sorry. To make amends for what happened—for what Yasopp did. And for not stepping in sooner."

Archer crossed his arms, still not fully trusting the red-haired pirate. "And how exactly do you plan on making amends for a bullet to my shoulder and the shitstorm you brought to my doorstep?" His voice dripped with sarcasm, but there was genuine pain beneath it.

Shanks took a deep breath, glancing between the group—Luffy, still wiping his eyes, Ace scowling, Rosinante towering protectively over them, and finally, Archer, glaring daggers at him. "I don’t know," Shanks admitted, looking down at his boots for a moment. "But I’ll do whatever it takes. You saved Luffy, you love him. That makes you family, in a way. And I owe you for that."

Luffy’s eyes widened in excitement as he spoke up, breaking the tension that still hung in the air. “We’re actually looking for Taro!” he said, his voice filled with enthusiasm.

Rosinante’s grin widened, and he corrected Luffy with a hint of pride. “We’re looking for a young man named Trafalgar D. Water Law. He’s our oldest boy, last seen about seven years ago in the North Blue.”

Luffy’s eyes grew even bigger. “That’s what I said!” He bounced on his heels.

Archer couldn’t help but smother a grin, the thought of Shanks and his crew helping in their search bringing a spark of hope amid the chaos. Rosinante continued, his tone serious yet hopeful. “If you want to make amends, then helping us find Law would be a good start. We could use all the help we can get.”

Shanks nodded earnestly. “I’ll help. My crew and I travel a lot, so if we come across any leads, we’ll let you know.” He looked at the boys, seeing their hopeful expressions and the sincerity in Rosinante’s eyes. “I’m sorry for everything that happened. This is the least I can do.”

Ace, still fuming but with a sense of resolve, added firmly, “And if Yasopp ever comes near us again, I’ll be the one to finish him.”

Shanks glanced at Ace, seeing the fiery spirit in him and recognizing the resemblance to his late captain and his dad/uncle who was standing beside him. He nodded solemnly. “I understand. I’ll make sure Yasopp stays away.”

Makino, watching the exchange with a warm smile, stepped forward. “I’m glad to see this situation finding a resolution,” she said softly. “It’s good to see people coming together, even after everything that’s happened.”

 

Four years then passed in a blur. The days stretched on with the familiar rhythm of life at the stronghold. Ace was now 15, almost 16, with a constant spark of mischief in his eyes. Luffy, approaching 13, had become a whirlwind of energy, always one step ahead of his quest to become king of the pirates.

In the midst of all this, Archer’s jokes about going gray had become a reality—but not for him. Rosinante, on the other hand, had become the unwitting victim of time’s cruel sense of humor. It all started with a well-intentioned but disastrous attempt at growing a beard three years ago.

Archer still couldn’t help but laugh whenever he thought about that episode. Rosinante had decided, out of the blue, to grow a beard. Archer, initially thrilled by the prospect, found his excitement waning when the beard came in—gray hairs and all. Rosinante’s horror was palpable. The man had raced to the nearest razor with the kind of urgency only a man facing an existential crisis could muster. Within minutes, the beard was gone, and Rosinante had begged Archer, with a red face, never to mention it again.

But the memory lived on, much to Archer’s delight. “You should see the look on your face,” Archer would tease.

Rosinante, now 35, had managed to keep his blond locks untouched by the gray. Archer found endless amusement in his partner’s occasional attempts to hide his age—though he’d never let Rosinante forget the beard.

 

Archer and Rosinante were once again gearing up to set sail, their search for Law continuing with no end in sight. The persistent frustration of not finding him weighed heavily on them. Even Shanks and his merry band of idiots, with all their resources and expertise, had been unable to track down the elusive young man. It was as if Law had vanished into thin air, and the growing uncertainty only made Archer more resolute in his quest to find him.

The boys were less inclined to plead to join them this time. Luffy was often seen wandering around the village, usually because Makino had a knack for feeding him enough to keep him out of trouble.

As for Ace, he seemed to be out and about with his own plans and adventures. Archer had learned not to worry too much about where Ace was, as long as he wasn’t causing trouble or, more importantly, getting some girl pregnant. At only 27 Archer was still too young to be a grandfather, and he wasn’t ready to add that to his list of concerns just yet.

Archer and Rosinante packed up their supplies, preparing for the next leg of their journey. The routine was familiar, yet the weight of their mission made it feel more pressing. Rosinante, ever the optimist, tried to keep the mood light, but even his usually cheerful demeanor was tinged with the seriousness of their search. Archer appreciated his efforts, but the tension remained.

As they set sail, Archer couldn’t shake the feeling that Law was out there somewhere, hidden just beyond their reach.

 

As they docked at the island, Archer and Rosinante disembarked, the latter still shaking his head in bemusement at Archer’s repeated napping episodes. Archer, ever optimistic, led the way to the local tavern to get a sense of the place and, of course, to play a few hands of poker. Rosinante, though amused, was mostly interested in getting some information about their location.

The island was big, even had their own marine base. So they had to be careful. Archer set up shop at a poker table in the back of a fancy bar, quickly catching the attention of the locals with his sharp playing. Rosinante wandered around, asking questions and trying to get the lay of the land, and was planning something special.

 

Rosinante and Archer strolled hand in hand through the bustling streets of the island. The evening had turned pleasantly cool, the city lights casting a warm glow on the cobblestone streets. Rosinante was practically vibrating with excitement, his plan for the evening taking shape perfectly. He had arranged a special night out for them, a small celebration of the ten years since Archer had rescued him from his brother, an act that, while involving quite a few bullets, had ultimately been the best thing that had ever happened to him.

Archer, blissfully unaware of the evening’s surprises, was content to simply enjoy the company and the atmosphere. He had been thrilled with his winnings from poker, and Rosinante’s infectious enthusiasm was a welcome distraction from their long search for Law.

As they approached the market near the restaurant where Rosinante had made a reservation, Archer noticed Rosinante’s eyes darting around with a mixture of anticipation and secrecy. “You’re being awfully mysterious tonight,” Archer remarked with a playful nudge. “I’m starting to think you’re up to something.”

Rosinante merely grinned and squeezed Archer’s hand tighter. “Oh, you’ll find out soon enough.”

But just as they reached the market, an orange-haired girl about 14 years old dashed into them, nearly knocking them over. She was followed closely by a squad of Marines who were clearly intent on apprehending her. The girl’s face was a mix of fear and exhaustion, and her eyes darted around as if searching for an escape.

Archer’s reflexes were quick; without a second thought, he pulled the girl behind him and Rosinante. Rosinante’s imposing figure shielded the girl from view as they prepared for the approaching Marines. Archer whispered to her urgently, “What’s your name?”

The girl, breathing heavily, responded, “Nami.”

Nodding, Archer and Rosinante braced themselves as the Marine captain and his squad closed in. The captain, his face set in a stern scowl, addressed them with authority. “Hand over the criminal”

Archer scoffed, crossing his arms defiantly. “Why don’t you fuck off and leave our daughter alone?”

Rosinante, his voice calm but carrying the weight of authority, added, “You have no right to arrest our daughter. What exactly is she accused of?”

The Marine captain stiffened, clearly unprepared for the challenge. “She’s a thief, and we caught her trying to break into the Marine headquarters.”

Archer shook his head in disbelief. “Really? Nami, you have to stop flirting with young Marine cadets and setting up secret meetings.”

Nami’s eyes widened, and she quickly caught on to Archer’s pretense. “Sorry, Dad,” she said, playing along with the ruse.

Rosinante, his anger palpable, addressed the Marine captain with a stern voice. “You should keep a better watch over your own men. Our daughter is only 14 years old. If anyone’s a criminal here, it’s your men, preying on innocent young girls!”

The Marine captain flustered, his face reddening as he stammered out numerous apologies. “I’m very sorry! We didn’t mean to cause trouble. We’ll leave immediately.”

With that, the Marines quickly retreated, taking their leave with apologies still tumbling from their lips.

Once the Marines were out of sight, Archer turned to Nami with a smile. “You’re safe now. Are you okay?”

Nami nodded, her face reflecting both relief and gratitude. “Thank you so much. I don’t know what I would have done if you hadn’t stepped in.”

Rosinante, his expression softening, added, “We’re just glad we could help. But you should be more careful. Those Marines can be relentless.”

As Nami’s stomach rumbled, Archer and Rosinante exchanged a quick glance. Rosinante, with a soft smile, asked, “Are you hungry?”

Nami, her cheeks flushing slightly, nodded. Archer and Rosinante shared a silent agreement and decided to postpone their date night. They headed to a nearby food stall and bought a generous amount of food for all three of them. Finding a quiet table, they settled in to enjoy the meal.

Archer, ever the blunt conversationalist, leaned in with a grin. “So, did you really break into the Marine headquarters?”

Nami’s face turned even redder as she nodded. Archer burst into loud laughter, while Rosinante rubbed his eyes, trying to suppress a chuckle. Archer then said, “Well, we couldn’t care less why you were breaking in. It’s none of our business.”

Nami looked at them curiously and asked, “Who are you two, anyway?”

Grinning, they introduced themselves. “I’m Archer, and this is Rosinante,” Archer said.

Rosinante, ever the practical one, asked, “Do you need a lift away from the island?”

Nami’s eyes brightened with gratitude as she nodded. “That would be wonderful. Thank you.”

They finished their meal, chatting amiably about less contentious topics. Once done, Archer and Rosinante guided Nami back to their ship. As they set sail, Nami looked out at the receding island, feeling a mix of relief and appreciation.

Archer clapped her on the back. “Glad we could help. So, where are you headed?”

 

After setting Nami off at an island that Archer had already forgotten the name of, he turned to Rosinante with a mischievous grin. “You know, I think Nami had a crush on you. I mean, it’s understandable, considering you’re so damn hot.”

Rosinante laughed heartily, shaking his head. “Well, I got the feeling she might have had a little crush on you too, Archer.”

Archer puffed out his chest with mock pride. “Of course she did! I’m the savior of young maidens, after all!”

With a glint in his eye, he added, “And old cradle robbers,” giving Rosinante a playful wink.

Rosinante, his cheeks flushing slightly, swatted at Archer. “You’re insufferable.”

They began to playfight, laughing and jostling each other when a gruff voice rang out, cutting through their merriment. “Even after 10 years, you two still act like teenagers! And here I’m starting to think that little eggplant is more mature than you!”

Archer and Rosinante froze, turning around to see Zeff standing on the deck of the Baratie, hands on his hips and a stern expression on his face. How the hell had they missed the giant floating restaurant?

Zeff, looking both amused and exasperated, continued, “I see you two are still causing trouble wherever you go. Come on, let’s get inside. I’ve got a table saved for you.”

Archer and Rosinante exchanged surprised glances, then laughed, shaking their heads. “Well, I guess that answers where we’re headed next,” Archer said, grinning.

 

It was great to see Zeff and Sanji again, even if the kid was still a bit on the scrawny side. Archer had a blast teasing him about his suit, and Rosinante couldn’t help but chuckle at the playful exchange. Zeff, ever the gruff yet caring figure, made sure they had a room ready for the night.

As they settled into their room, Rosinante took a moment to look around, appreciating the nostalgic atmosphere. “Seems like old times,” he remarked, a smile playing on his lips. Archer, still buzzing from the excitement, nodded enthusiastically.

 

Archer was in the middle of pulling off his shirt when Rosinante suddenly grew serious. He looked at Archer, his expression a mix of nervousness and determination. “Archer,” he began, “do you know what day it is?”

Archer blinked, momentarily thrown off by the question. He furrowed his brows, searching his memory. “Uh, not really. I’ve lost track of days with all this traveling. Why?”

Rosinante took a deep breath, then looked Archer in the eye with a serious yet tender gaze. “There’s something I need to talk to you about.”

Archer’s heart skipped a beat, and a wave of panic surged through him. His eyes widened as he stammered, “Rosi, you’re not… breaking up with me, are you?”

Rosinante’s expression softened into a reassuring smile. “No, it’s nothing like that.”

Before Archer could fully process what was happening, Rosinante dropped to one knee, pulling a small velvet box from his pocket. He opened it to reveal a stunning ring. Rosinante’s voice trembled slightly but remained steady. “Archer, I love you. I love our kids and the life we’ve built together. I know we’re two guys, and the world might not always understand, but I want to make it official between us. Will you marry me?”

Archer’s eyes filled with tears of surprise and joy. His mouth opened and closed a few times as he tried to find words, but in the end, he was overwhelmed. Without saying a word, he threw himself at Rosinante, enveloping him in a huge, heartfelt hug. The ring was almost forgotten as Archer clung to him, his emotions pouring out in a mix of laughter and tears.

Rosinante laughed softly, wrapping his arms around Archer and holding him close. “So, is that a yes?” he asked, his voice full of hope and affection.

Archer pulled back slightly; his face flushed with happiness. “Yes! Of course, yes!” He leaned in and kissed Rosinante deeply, savoring the moment.

The two of them stayed like that for a while, lost in their own world, their laughter and whispers mingling with the soft glow of the evening light. For the first time in a long while, the weight of their quest and worries seemed to lift, leaving only the joy of a new beginning.

 

Archer's fingers traced Rosinante's defined jawline, his golden eyes sparkling with mischief. "You won't regret this, Rosi," he whispered, his breath hot against Rosinante's ear. Rosinante's cheeks flushed, a mix of pleasure and shyness washing over him. He adored Archer's boldness, the way he took charge, and made him feel desired.

Leaning in, Archer captured Rosinante's lips in a hungry kiss. Their mouths moved in perfect sync, tongues dancing and exploring, tasting each other's eagerness. Archer's hands roamed freely, caressing Rosinante's muscular back, tracing the lines of his tattoos, and then sliding down to grip his firm ass.

Rosinante moaned into the kiss, his body responding eagerly to Archer's touch. With expert hands, Archer undid the buttons of Rosinante's shirt, revealing his chiseled chest. He nipped at Rosinante's neck, leaving a trail of kisses down his collarbone, making the taller man shudder with anticipation.

Rosinante's hands tangled in Archer's wavy blond hair, guiding him, encouraging more. "Impatient, aren't you?" Archer teased, his fingers deftly unbuckling Rosinante's belt. He pushed the pants down Rosinante's strong legs, revealing his growing erection.

Archer's eyes darkened with desire as he took in the sight of Rosinante's thick, throbbing cock. In a swift move, Archer stripped himself naked, his own hard length bouncing freely. He pushed Rosinante back onto the bed, the mattress creaking under their weight. Rosinante's blue eyes widened with surprise as Archer straddled his lap, his long legs framing Rosinante's muscular body

Archer turned his body, presenting his perfect ass to Rosinante. Archer moaned softly as he reached behind, grabbing the lube from the bedside table. He coated his fingers generously, his eyes locked with Rosinante's, challenging and seductive.

With deliberate slowness, he pushed one finger inside himself, his breath catching as he stretched his own hole. Rosinante's cock twitched, pre-cum glistening at the tip, as he watched Archer's sensual self-preparation. "Fuck, you're gorgeous," Rosinante groaned, his voice rough with need.

Archer added another finger, scissoring himself open, his moans becoming more pronounced. He wanted to make this moment last, to tease them both to the brink of insanity. Archer's fingers worked their magic, and soon he was ready for more. He positioned himself over Rosinante's throbbing erection, slowly lowering himself, taking in the thick length inch by inch. Rosinante's hands gripped Archer's hips, his knuckles turning white as he fought the urge to thrust upwards. "Oh gods, Archer," Rosinante grunted, his eyes rolling back in pleasure.

Archer's breath came in sharp gasps as he adjusted to the fullness, his body accommodating Rosinante's impressive size. With a slow, deliberate motion, Archer began to ride, setting a gentle rhythm that had Rosinante's cock sliding in and out of his tight heat.

Archer's head fell back, his golden hair cascading down his shoulders, as he picked up the pace. His ass clenched rhythmically around Rosinante's shaft, milking him as he rode harder. Rosinante's hands traveled up Archer's sculpted back, his fingers digging into the firm flesh, leaving marks of passion. "Fuck me, Rosinante," Archer panted, his voice hoarse and desperate.

Rosinante's control snapped at Archer's words. He gripped Archer's hips tightly, his fingers digging into the soft flesh, and began to thrust upwards, driving his cock deep into Archer's willing body. Archer cried out, his head thrown back, his blond hair a wild halo around his face. The pace was brutal, each thrust sending waves of pleasure through both their bodies.

Archer's ass clenched and released, massaging Rosinante's cock, driving him closer to the edge. Rosinante's hips snapped upwards, his balls slapping against Archer's, as he pounded into him with abandon. "I'm close," Archer gasped, his body tense and glistening with sweat. "So close" Rosinante's response was a primal growl as he slammed into Archer one final time. Archer's body tightened around him, milking his cock as he exploded, his seed coating Rosinante's chest and chin.

At the same moment, Rosinante's cock pulsed deep within Archer, filling him with hot cum. Archer collapsed onto Rosinante's chest, his breath coming in ragged gasps. Rosinante's arms wrapped around him, holding him close, their hearts pounding in unison.

 

It wasn’t until much later, when the room had gone quiet except for their steady breaths, that Archer’s eyes drifted toward the door. He blinked, realizing that they hadn’t fully closed it. He smirked, nudging Rosinante gently.

"Rosi," Archer whispered, chuckling, "we forgot to close the door."

Rosinante, too relaxed to care, simply grinned and kissed Archer’s forehead. "Not like it matters," he mumbled sleepily, pulling Archer closer. And honestly, they didn’t care much. Not after everything they’d been through. The world could wait.

The next morning, after dressing and preparing to leave the Baratie, they found themselves bidding farewell to Zeff and Sanji. Zeff waved them off with a grunt, but Sanji, on the other hand, was acting strange. The normally confident and composed young cook was beet red, avoiding their eyes as he mumbled his goodbyes.

Archer raised an eyebrow at the boy’s behavior, exchanging a confused glance with Rosinante. They shrugged it off for the time being, thinking Sanji might just be embarrassed about something unrelated. With warm smiles and a few lighthearted words, they parted ways, ready to head back home to their boys.

It wasn’t until much later—when they were back at sea, sailing home—that Archer and Rosinante finally connected the dots. Archer was the first to burst out laughing, his head thrown back in mirth. “Oh gods,” he gasped, “Sanji must’ve have seen us last night!”

Rosinante, blushing crimson, covered his face with his hands. “Oh no… Poor kid,” he groaned. “No wonder he couldn’t look us in the eye.”

Archer wiped away a tear of laughter, still chuckling. "Well, if he wasn’t corrupted before, he sure is now."

Rosinante shook his head, a mixture of embarrassment and amusement on his face. "Let’s just not bring it up next time we see him."

"Agreed," Archer said, grinning mischievously as he steered the ship.

 

Chapter 18: And then there was one

Summary:

Mama bear
Bratty kids
A goodbye
Laundry

Notes:

Archers ranting are taking directly from my own mother.

Chapter Text

Archer hadn't stopped yelling since the moment they returned home. The second they’d set foot inside the door, the air was filled with his booming voice, frustration practically radiating off him as he stomped back and forth across the room. His tirade had gone on for so long that even Rosinante managed to slip away for a quick shower, dry off, and head outside to help Luffy with whatever he had gotten himself into this time.

But when Rosinante came back inside, the scene hadn’t changed much. Archer was still pacing, arms flailing dramatically, voice rising and falling as he scolded Ace with relentless passion. His rant had become something of a performance at this point, with wide arm gestures and exaggerated facial expressions. Rosinante almost chuckled but held it back, knowing this was serious—though, maybe not this serious.

"—AND WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?! A POKER GAME?!" Archer bellowed, eyes wild. “You’re 15! Do you know how dangerous that fruit is?! You could’ve blown up the whole damn island by now! I can’t believe—!”

Rosinante quietly leaned against the doorframe, watching the chaos unfold. Luffy poked his head in from outside, biting into a piece of meat with wide eyes, clearly curious about whether Ace was about to get set on fire…literally.

Meanwhile, Ace, the poor soul being subjected to the endless ranting, was slumped over in his chair. His head rested on the table, his eyes half-open as if he’d been drained of all energy. At some point during Archer’s tirade, Ace had given up trying to defend himself or explain anything. In fact, as Rosinante glanced over, he realized with a small smirk that Ace had actually fallen asleep mid-yell.

“...And another thing—" Archer continued, not noticing Ace’s state at all. "You could’ve eaten any fruit, Ace, but the Mera Mera no Mi?! FIRE? Really? You’re playing with fire, and not just literally! Do you even know what kind of responsibility comes with that power?! What if you hurt someone? What if—?”

Rosinante cleared his throat, trying to get Archer’s attention. When that didn’t work, he stepped forward and gently tapped Archer on the shoulder.

“Arch,” Rosinante said softly, stifling a grin, “he’s asleep.”

Archer blinked, his arms frozen in mid-air as he turned to look at Ace. Sure enough, Ace was drooling on the table, snoring lightly.

Archer deflated instantly. His anger dissolved into pure disbelief as he stared at his son, who had somehow managed to nod off while being screamed at. “Are you kidding me?” Archer muttered, rubbing his face in frustration. “He… He fell asleep?! I’ve been yelling for half an hour!”

Rosinante smiled sympathetically and wrapped an arm around Archer’s shoulders. “You’re very loud, love. Maybe a bit too loud.”

Luffy, still hanging halfway inside the door, chimed in with his mouth full, “Ace never really listens when you yell, anyway dad.”

Archer shot him a look, and Luffy wisely backed out of the room with his hands raised. “Just saying!” he called, quickly disappearing outside.

Archer sighed and dropped down into the chair next to Ace, looking at his sleeping son with a mix of affection and exasperation. “I can’t believe him. Winning the damn Mera Mera no Mi in a poker game. A poker game. That’s my move.”

Rosinante chuckled, sitting beside Archer. “He’s your kid. He’s bound to pick up a few tricks.”

“Yeah, but…” Archer shook his head, still trying to wrap his mind around the whole thing. “It’s the Mera Mera no Mi, Rosi. That’s one of the most dangerous Devil Fruits out there.”

“I know,” Rosinante said gently, “but he’s strong. He’s smart too. He’ll figure it out.”

Archer ran a hand through his hair, leaning back in the chair. “He’s just… so damn reckless. What if he gets himself killed?”

Rosinante squeezed his hand, his voice soft and reassuring. “We won’t lose him. You and I both know how resilient Ace is. He’ll learn to control it. And he has us to help him.”

Archer exhaled slowly, his shoulders relaxing as Rosinante’s words sank in. “Yeah, you’re right.”

Then, Archer spotted some else. Archer’s heart pounded in his chest as he grabbed Ace’s shoulders, shaking him awake. He had barely recovered from the shock of discovering Ace had eaten the Mera Mera no Mi, but the tattoos were too much. "What the hell, Ace?! First, you eat a devil fruit, and now tattoos?! What’s next, you’re gonna tell us you knocked someone up?!"

Ace, still groggy from being abruptly woken, blinked up at his enraged dad, utterly confused. "What?! No, I didn’t—" He glanced over at Rosinante, his eyes pleading for help. "Papa! Help! I’m not gonna be a father!"

Rosinante, grinning like a cat who caught a canary, walked over and effortlessly lifted a still-kicking Archer off of Ace. "Alright, alright, calm down, Archer," he said with a laugh. "Let the kid breathe. Remember, you were only twelve when you won and ate your devil fruit, in a game of poker too. Luffy was six. And I was fifteen when I got mine. Cut him some slack."

Archer glared at Rosinante; his anger momentarily redirected. "Oh, real helpful, Rosi," he muttered darkly. "But this is different!"

Ace, now awake and sitting up, rubbed the sleep from his eyes and groaned. "It’s not like I planned it, okay? The tattoos are just… something I wanted. And the devil fruit was... a gamble." He glanced nervously between his two dads. "And no, I didn’t knock anyone up, I swear!"

Rosinante, still holding Archer by the waist like he weighed nothing, leaned down and whispered with a grin, "You’re overreacting, love." Then, as if to prove his point, he licked Archer’s cheek playfully.

Archer sputtered, squirming in Rosi’s hold, wiping his cheek furiously. "What the—ugh, Rosi! That’s not fair!"

Ace, now fully awake, looked at his dads, both bickering and acting more like teenagers than parents, and couldn’t help but laugh. "You two are ridiculous," he muttered, shaking his head.

Luffy, who had been watching from the doorway, piped up with a grin. "Hey, I like the tattoos! Maybe I’ll get some when I’m older!"

That was enough to send Archer into another round of exasperated shouting, while Rosinante just chuckled and carried him away from the chaos, still grinning like it was the funniest thing in the world.

 

Later, after Archer had somewhat calmed down—thanks in no small part to Rosinante’s expert calming methods—they made their way to the dining hall. As they entered, Dadan greeted him with her usual sarcastic charm. "Oh, Archer, you're home? I didn’t hear you at all!"

That one-liner was all it took to set the whole room off. The bandits erupted in laughter, and Ace and Luffy, his two bratty sons, were practically doubled over. Even Rosinante had to cover his mouth, a grin spreading wide on his face.

Archer, his face still flushed from earlier, scowled. "Yeah, yeah, laugh it up," he muttered, trying to suppress the growing smirk on his face. He was mad, but it was hard to stay angry with all the laughter bouncing around the room.

He sighed, shaking his head as he glanced at Ace, who was clearly enjoying the situation a little too much.

And that would not do. Archer locked eyes with Ace, the teen's grin faltering as he caught the intense stare from his dad. Ace paled. Before the brat could get any ideas about running, Archer flashed him a shark-like smile, the kind that promised trouble. "Show me," Archer growled.

Ace, trying to stay cocky, shot back, "You couldn't afford it."

Luffy, sitting next to him, immediately snorted milk through his nose at that one, nearly choking on his laughter. Rosinante facepalmed, shaking his head, while Dadan and her bandits burst into roaring laughter, thoroughly enjoying the show.

Archer's eyes narrowed to dangerous slits. Without a word, he leaped over the table, tackling Ace to the ground with surprising speed. "I can and I WILL whoop your ass, 15 or not!" Archer yelled, pinning the teen down as Ace squirmed beneath him, laughing despite the mock wrestling.

"Dad!" Ace yelped between laughs, trying to shove him off. But Archer had the advantage, and he wasn’t letting up, not until he got a proper look at those damn tattoos.

Rosinante stood back, arms crossed and shaking his head with an amused sigh. "Honestly," he muttered, "we're raising children here… including you, Archer."

The bandits continued to laugh, while Luffy egged them on with chants of, "Whoop him, Dad!"

Ace, having finally wriggled free from Archer's pin, sat up and began rolling up his sleeves with a smirk. He revealed the tattoos on his arm, starting with the letters for him and his brothers. Archer's eyes softened when he saw the cross over the 'S' for Sabo. It was a simple gesture, but it tugged at his heart, making the lump in his throat swell.

Luffy, still a bit red from snorting milk, squinted at the tattoos and asked, "Why isn’t there an 'L' for me?"

Ace grinned mischievously and pointed to the letter 'C' on his arm. "That's for you," he said, barely containing his laughter. "It stands for 'Cry Baby.'"

Before Luffy could protest, Archer gave Ace a swift, playful slap on the back of the head. "Watch it," he warned, though he couldn't suppress the grin forming on his lips.

Ace then turned to show off the heart tattoo over the 'A,' which was for Law. "This one's for Law," he said, his voice softer. "Still missing, but always in our hearts."

Lastly, Ace revealed the tattoo on his ribs—a roaring bear head with half a star beneath its eye. "This one," he said with a proud grin, "is for you guys. For you and Papa."

Archer’s eyes misted up as he took in the sight of the bear. The symbol was a strong reminder of their family bond and the love they shared. He reached out and pulled Ace into a tight hug. "You little brat," Archer murmured, his voice choked with emotion. "You really know how to make a dad proud."

Rosinante walked over, placing a hand on Archer’s shoulder. "See? I told you he’d turn out great," he said with a soft smile.

Archer nodded, still holding Ace close. "Yeah," he said, his voice thick with emotion. "You’ve done well, Ace. We’re all so proud of you."

Archer cleared his throat, a determined look on his face. “Ace,” he said, “is there anything else you need to tell us? Any piercings or other things we should know about? It’s important, especially since they can get infected—”

Rosinante couldn’t help but chuckle, cutting in with a grin, “You’re such a Mama Bear, Archer.”

Ace rolled his eyes but shook his head, signaling that there were no piercings to worry about. “Nope, nothing like that,” he said, his tone a mix of relief and defiance.

As he headed towards the door, Archer opened his mouth to continue, but Ace was already on the move. He glanced back over his shoulder with a mischievous grin. “Oh, and by the way,” he called out, “when I turn 17, I’m setting out to sea. Sabo, Luffy, and I promised each other we’d do it.”

Before Archer could react, Ace darted out the door, leaving his parents and the rest of the crew in stunned silence.

Archer’s face turned an interesting shade of red, his mouth working silently as he tried to process the news. “What? No, Ace! You can’t just—”

Rosinante, leaning against the doorframe with an amused smirk, gently placed a hand on Archer’s shoulder. “Let him go,” he said softly. “He’s following his dreams, just like we did.”

Archer sighed, his shoulders slumping. “Yeah, I guess you’re right. But it’s hard not to worry.”

Rosinante nodded, still smiling. “It is. But we’ve raised him well. He’s strong and smart, just like his old man.”

 

As the day of Ace’s departure approached, the atmosphere in the stronghold was a mix of excitement and bittersweet emotions. Archer and Rosinante had spent the morning checking supplies and preparing a small farewell celebration for their son. Ace, now 17 and more determined than ever, was bustling around, finalizing his preparations.

Rosinante approached Ace, who was busy packing his gear. “So, kiddo,” Rosinante said with a grin, “do you have a boat? You know, something to sail away on?”

Ace, looking slightly sheepish, shook his head. “Not yet. I figured I’d find something when I get out there. I’ll manage.”

Archer and Rosinante then led him to the dock and watched with satisfaction as Ace’s eyes widened in disbelief. The old Ketch Archer had first stolen so long ago, now meticulously restored and renamed "Rouge," sat proudly at the dock. The boat was now a sleek and sturdy vessel, ready for its new owner’s adventures.

Ace approached the ship, his expression a mix of awe and confusion. “This is incredible,” he said, touching the polished wood of the deck. “I can’t believe you did this for me.”

Archer grinned, leaning against the railing. “Well, we figured you’d need something to set sail with. Plus, it’s a bit of a family tradition, isn’t it? Stealing ships and making them our own.”

Rosinante chuckled, patting Ace on the back. “We’ve had this old girl fixed up for you. It’s the least we could do. Besides, Archer’s already got plans to steal a new ship for us once Luffy turns 17.”

Archer’s grin widened. “Yep, I’ve got it all planned out. We’ll head for the Grand Line, see if we can find Law, and then maybe we’ll even have an adventure or two along the way.”

Ace looked at his dads, a mixture of gratitude and excitement in his eyes. “I don’t even know how to thank you both. This is more than I could have hoped for.”

Rosinante smiled warmly. “You don’t have to thank us. Just make sure to take care of Rouge and be safe. We’ll be writing to you.”

Ace nodded, his resolve firm. “I will. I promise. I’ll make sure to send word.”

As Ace prepared to set sail, Archer and Rosinante stood at the dock, watching with pride and a tinge of sadness as their son embarked on his journey. The horizon stretched out before Ace, full of possibilities and challenges

As Ace sailed further out, a safe distance from the dock, he shouted back, “I hope you’ve changed the sheets!” His voice carried over the water, making Archer’s face turn a deep shade of crimson.

Archer, his face flushed with embarrassment and rage, started ranting again, his words a mix of indignation and flustered embarrassment. “That little brat! I can’t believe—”

Before he could finish, Rosinante swooped in, lifting Archer effortlessly onto his shoulders. “Let it go,” Rosinante said, laughing as he waved to Ace, who was already a small figure against the horizon. “You know, he’s going to give us hell about this for years.”

Luffy, who had been watching the entire exchange with a mix of amusement and curiosity, giggled and joined in on the wave, waving at Ace with unrestrained enthusiasm. “Bye, Ace!”

As they walked back to the stronghold, Archer still muttering under his breath, Rosinante looked at him with a smirk. “Well, then there were one,” Rosinante said, nodding toward the almost-empty stronghold.

Archer sighed, but there was a glimmer of affection in his eyes. “Yeah, then there were one. And a mountain of laundry to do.”

Chapter 19: Posterchild

Summary:

Well, this is it!
Proud dads
Poor Ben Beckman
Cabbage ohoy

Chapter Text

It was strange without Ace around. Not that the place was quieter—oh no, Luffy made sure of that—but there was something missing. The house just felt... off. Still, Luffy was enough of a handful to keep them both busy, and Archer had no problem staying distracted.

Rosinante, however, had gotten it in his head that they needed to start training Luffy to properly use his devil fruit powers. Why? Because apparently, two years from now, the little brat was going to sail out on his own. The idea of Luffy, uncoordinated and reckless as ever, out on the open seas was... terrifying. And hilarious.

What really cracked Archer up was the fact that Rosinante, the most clumsy person Archer had ever met, was the one determined to help Luffy get it together. Archer had seen Rosi trip over his own feet, spill coffee over important maps, and accidentally set his sleeve on fire while cooking, blowing up a Marine ship by pointing his beloved bazooka the wrong way. So, the idea of him training Luffy was a disaster waiting to happen.

But oh, it was going to be entertaining to watch.

"I mean, really, Rosi," Archer said one day, leaning against the doorframe with a grin. "You, of all people, training him? That's a whole new level of irony."

Rosinante, hands on his hips as he tried to instruct Luffy, shot him a look. "I may be clumsy, but I know what I'm doing."

"Do you now?" Archer teased. "You do remember the time you tripped over a rope and fell into the ocean and I had to use a fishing rod to catch you right?"

"That was one time!" Rosinante huffed, but even he couldn’t suppress the small smile creeping onto his face.

Luffy, meanwhile, stretched his arm out in an attempt to grab a tree branch—and missed by a mile, landing face-first in the dirt. "Like I said," Archer muttered, suppressing a chuckle. "Recipe for disaster."

Rosinante sighed, walking over to help Luffy up. "We'll get there," he muttered, more to himself than anyone else.

Archer just leaned back, arms crossed, watching them with amusement. "Yeah, this’ll be fun."

Training Luffy was an adventure of its own. The kid was a walking disaster waiting to happen, but his resilience made up for it. The real challenge was getting Luffy to show a bit of restraint. Not exactly surprising, considering how he was raised—with Archer’s motto of "swing it till you wring it." And of all the kids, Luffy embodied that philosophy more than anyone else.

 

Archer had been enjoying a peaceful moment swinging through the trees with Luffy, completely unaware of the chaotic event that was about to unfold. Luffy, spotting Shanks and Ben Beckman down below, got that mischievous glint in his eye—the one that always made Archer nervous.

Without warning, Luffy stretched his arm back toward a tree behind Shanks, grabbing Archer with his free hand. "What the—Luffy, don’t you dare!" Archer started to protest, but it was too late. With a wild grin, Luffy let go, flinging them both through the air at lightning speed.

Archer’s screams filled the forest. "LUFFY! YOU LITTLE—" His words were lost as they rocketed toward an oblivious Shanks and Ben, who were just standing there, unaware of the chaos descending upon them.

Before either Shanks or Ben could react, they were bulldozed by a flying Archer and a laughing Luffy. The four of them tumbled into a heap on the ground, Archer groaning in frustration while Luffy rolled around in fits of uncontrollable laughter. Shanks, dazed, blinked a few times before breaking into his usual wide grin. "Well, well! Nice to see you too, Archer."

Archer, still trying to untangle himself, glared at Luffy. "I’m gonna strangle this kid one of these days…"

Archer tried to regain his composure, standing up and brushing off his pants in an attempt to look dignified—though his tousled hair and the dirt covering him from the crash didn't help. Looking at Shanks and Ben, he asked, "So, what are you two doing here?"

Shanks, wearing his usual laid-back smile, replied, "We came with some news, but I'd rather wait for your better half to show up."

Nodding in understanding, Archer invited them inside for a drink. As they headed toward the stronghold, Archer casually pulled off his boot, and without even looking, threw it straight at Luffy, who was already sneaking off to the kitchen to raid the meat supply. The boot struck Luffy square on the back of the head. "Oi dad! What was that for?" Luffy yelped, rubbing his head.

Ben Beckman let out a low whistle, clearly impressed. "Good aim," he commented with a smirk.

Archer just grinned. "You pick up a few things when you’ve got kids like mine," he replied as Luffy sulked.

Archer poured beers for himself, Shanks, and Ben, leaning against the counter as he took a long swig. He eyed Shanks critically, noticing a few fresh scars over his eye. “You look like shit,” Archer said bluntly. “What the hell happened? “

Shanks, now fully accustomed to Archer's legendary lack of filter, grinned as he raised his drink. “You should see the other guy,” he replied with a wink, clearly unfazed by the younger man’s directness.

Archer chuckled, then turned toward the door, yelling at Luffy, “Oi! Go down to the village and fetch your papa. If you’re quick, you’ll get your own roast for dinner.”

Without a second thought, Luffy bolted out the door like a bat out of hell, the promise of food motivating him more than anything. The door slammed behind him, and the dust barely settled before Ben Beckman, who had been watching the whole exchange with wide eyes, turned to Shanks with his mouth slightly open. “Is... is this normal?” he asked, still trying to wrap his head around the chaos of the household.

Shanks just grinned, clearly enjoying the scene. “Yep, that’s pretty much how things go around here,” he replied, taking another sip of his beer.

Archer wasn’t one for small talk, so naturally, he cut straight to the point. “How’s that shithead’s wife doing?” he asked, referring to Yasopp, Shanks' infamous sniper.

Ben Beckman nearly choked on his beer, coughing as he set his mug down. Shanks sighed, rubbing the back of his neck before replying, “She passed away a few years back.”

Archer grunted, his bluntness cutting through any awkwardness. “Did the idiot at least go back to his kid?” he asked, his voice gruff but carrying a hint of concern.

Shaking his head, Shanks frowned. “No. He didn’t. But I send the kid money every month to make sure he’s alright. At least he has that.”

For a moment, Archer stayed quiet, staring into his beer as if contemplating the weight of Shanks’ words. Finally, he nodded, lifting his gaze to Shanks. “You’re a good man,” Archer muttered before scowling. “But that bastard Yasopp? He just moved up my shitlist.”

Shanks chuckled softly, knowing Archer’s way of giving compliments was rough around the edges. Ben, still recovering from nearly choking, gave Shanks a sideways glance. “Only Archer would find a way to insult someone and compliment them in the same breath,” he muttered with a wry smile.

Archer just shrugged. “What? It’s the truth.”

 

Outside, a loud scream pierced the air, followed by Luffy's infectious laughter, a loud crash, and more yelling. Archer clasped his hands together, an amused grin spreading across his face. "That must be Rosi and Luffy coming back," he said, barely containing his chuckles.

As Archer, Shanks, and Ben stepped outside, they were greeted by a comical scene. Rosinante, covered in dust, was chasing a grinning Luffy around, his voice echoing with exaggerated anger. "I’m going to tan your hide, you little brat!" he yelled, but Luffy only laughed louder.

"Hey, Dad told me to pick you up!" Luffy shouted back, dodging another swipe from Rosinante.

Archer couldn't help but call out with a mischievous glint in his eye, "Not like that, Luffy! Your Papa is an old man; you’ve got to be careful with him!"

Rosinante, hearing Archer’s comment, turned toward him, his face flushing with indignation. "I’m not old and fragile!" he shouted, before making a dramatic run toward Archer. But, as if to emphasize the point, Rosinante tripped over his own feet and tumbled forward.

Archer, Luffy, and Shanks erupted into laughter, while Ben just stood there, eyes wide in shock at the chaotic, yet heartwarming display of family life. Rosinante, lying sprawled on the ground, looked up with a sheepish grin, his cheeks red with embarrassment but his eyes twinkling with amusement.

Archer bent down, helping Rosinante up, giving him a kiss while still laughing. "See, Rosi? Even Luffy's got more grace than you sometimes," he teased, giving his partner a gentle pat on the back.

Rosinante grumbled but couldn’t hide his smile. "And I suppose you think you’re the picture of grace yourself?"

"Well, I don’t trip over my own feet," Archer replied with a smirk.

Luffy, still laughing, chimed in, "Papa and Dad are just a bunch of big kids!"

Shanks, wiping a tear from his eye, shook his head in disbelief.

Ben, finally breaking out of his shock, managed a wry smile. "Seems like things are never boring with you guys."

Archer grinned, looking at his chaotic, beloved family. "Never a dull moment," he agreed.

 

Archer, still holding Rosinante’s hand, turned to Shanks with a mix of excitement and anticipation. “So, what’s the news?” he asked, eager to hear what Shanks had to say.

Shanks’s expression shifted to a more serious tone. “We’ve got news about Ace,” he began. “He’s joined up with the Whitebeard Pirates. They’ve given him the nickname ‘Fire Fist,’ and his bounty has been set at 90 million berries.”

At the mention of Ace’s name and the impressive bounty, Archer couldn’t help himself. He grabbed Luffy and began dancing around, his joy palpable. “My son’s a wanted man!” he proclaimed, grinning from ear to ear. “I’m so proud of him!”

Rosinante, however, was less enthusiastic. He sighed and turned to Shanks, concern evident in his eyes. “What do you know about Whitebeard?” he asked. “And will Ace be somewhat safe with him?”

Shanks nodded, understanding Rosinante’s worry. “Whitebeard is one of the most powerful pirates in the world. He’s not someone you want to cross, but he has a reputation for taking care of his crew. He’s a man of his word and values his crew’s loyalty. Ace will be safe as long as he respects the hierarchy and doesn’t cross Whitebeard.”

Rosinante’s expression relaxed slightly, though he still looked uneasy. “That’s good to hear,” he said. “But it’s still a dangerous world out there.”

Shanks agreed. “Yes, it is. But Ace has proven himself capable. And being with Whitebeard, he’ll have a strong protector.”

Archer, still basking in his pride, gave Rosinante a reassuring smile. “See? Our boy’s making a name for himself.”

Rosinante nodded, though his worry remained. “Yes, he is. And I’m proud of him too.”

 

Shanks leaned in with a serious expression and handed Rosinante a folded piece of paper. As Rosinante took it, Archer peered over his shoulder. The paper was a wanted poster, and Archer's heart skipped a beat as he read:

Trafalgar D. Water Law

Surgeon of Death

150,000,000 Berries

The two men stood in stunned silence. After so many years of searching, they finally had a lead on Law. Archer looked over at Rosinante, who was visibly moved, tears streaming down his cheeks. Seeing his partner's emotional reaction, Archer gently guided him away from Shanks and Ben, excusing them with a murmured apology.

Behind the bathhouse, Archer embraced Rosinante tightly. “He’s alive,” Archer whispered, his voice filled with reassurance. “We’ve found him. We will get to him.”

Rosinante hugged Archer back, his tears soaking into Archer’s shoulder as he nodded. “I knew we’d find him,” he said, his voice thick with emotion. “Thank you for not giving up.”

After a few moments, they composed themselves and returned to Shanks and Ben. Archer, determined to focus on the next step, asked where they had gotten the poster. Shanks explained that the poster had been seen on the Grand Line, confirming Archer’s earlier guess about Law’s whereabouts.

Luffy, who had been quietly listening, suddenly spoke up. “You should go after him,” he said with unexpected maturity. “I can stay with Dadan and Makino until I’m ready to set out myself.”

Archer and Rosinante exchanged a look of surprise. “Are you sure, Luffy? It won’t be easy.”

Luffy nodded firmly. “Yeah. I’ll be fine. You need to find Law. I’ll stay here and help out.”

Archer ruffled Luffy’s hair and smiled. “Alright then. We’ll find him, and you make sure to be good until it’s your turn.”

Turning back to Shanks, Archer made a request with a grin. “So, could we catch a lift to the the next island? I promise not to kill Yasopp.”

Shanks chuckled and gave a nod. “Alright, we’ll give you a lift. And I’m sure Yasopp will appreciate not having to deal with you.”

 

The urgency of their preparations was a mix of excitement and sorrow. Archer and Rosinante packed their essentials: clothes, weapons, and Rosinante’s beloved bazooka. As they hurried, there was a heavy silence between them, punctuated only by the occasional clatter of items being stowed away. The bittersweet reality of leaving Luffy behind weighed on them, knowing they might not return for a long time, if at all.

Saying goodbye was tough. Dadan’s tears fell freely as she hugged them both tightly. “You take care of yourselves,” she choked out, her voice breaking.

Archer’s throat tightened. “We will, Dadan. We promise.”

The goodbyes continued as they made their way to the village. Makino and Wool Slap were both there, their faces etched with concern. Archer and Rosinante asked them to look after Luffy, promising to send word as soon as they could. Makino took Luffy’s hand, giving him a reassuring smile, while Wool Slap gave a solemn nod.

With everything in order, Archer and Rosinante boarded Shanks' ship. As the vessel began to pull away from the dock, Archer and Rosinante stood on the deck, waving at Luffy.

The young teenager stood at the edge of the pier, eyes wide and determined. Archer gave him a final wave, feeling a pang of sadness and pride. Luffy waved back, his expression a mixture of excitement and love.

As the ship gained distance from the island, Shanks and his crew busied themselves with preparations, and Archer and Rosinante took a moment to look at each other.

 

Shanks, ever the patient man, was happy to say goodbye to the couple. Archer’s relentless energy and antics was really tiring. After the long journey, the Red-Haired Pirates dropped Archer and Rosinante off on an island a few islands over, where Shanks could finally breathe a sigh of relief. Yasopp, who had been hiding in the crow’s nest since they boarded, didn’t even show his face until they were about to part ways. With a firm handshake and a nod, Archer and Rosinante said their goodbyes to Shanks, who seemed more than happy to see them go.

Archer’s plan for finding Law was simple yet audacious: steal a ship. The approach was the same as when he had stolen The Rouge years ago, and Archer felt confident in their strategy. They set out to find the perfect vessel, and it didn’t take long. Anchored in the harbor was a large merchant ship—just the type they needed.

Archer and Rosinante set their plan into motion. Archer, ever the master of persuasion, decided to get the merchant drunk. He sauntered into a local tavern and started buying drinks, quickly turning the merchant’s evening into a drunken haze. Meanwhile, Rosinante headed to a rougher bar where the ship’s crew frequented. He threw himself into the brawl, knocking out the crew members one by one with a mix of surprising skill and brute strength.

With the merchant and his crew incapacitated, Archer and Rosinante sprinted towards the harbor. They jumped aboard the merchant ship with ease, their faces lighting up with triumph. Rosinante quickly took the helm while Archer enthusiastically adjusted the sails, both of them laughing and grinning like madmen. As they sailed away, their hearts raced with the thrill of their latest escapade.

They shared a triumphant kiss, savoring the moment of victory and the thrill of the adventure ahead. The ship, now theirs, cut through the waves as they set their course for the Grand Line, ready to face whatever challenges awaited them in their search for Law.

 

Archer and Rosinante were still riding high from their successful heist when a young man staggered out from below deck. The newcomer was around 17, with strikingly green hair that looked like it belonged to a cabbage rather than a human. Archer's eyes widened in surprise at the vibrant color, his mind already buzzing with thoughts about this "cabbagehead" who had just appeared on their stolen ship.

Rosinante, ever the more practical of the two, was the first to react. His eyebrows furrowed in confusion and irritation. "Who the hell are you?" he demanded, his voice cutting through the excitement of their recent victory. He stepped forward, ready to confront this unexpected guest.

The young man blinked, disoriented from the sudden exposure to the outside world.

Archer's bluntness was as usual, unabashedly on display as he pointedly asked the kid, “Who the hell are you and what are you doing here?” The young man—green hair and all—replied, “Name’s Zoro. I’m a stowaway. Was hoping to hitch a ride with the merchants and maybe steal some sake, but I fell asleep.”

Rosinante shot Archer a pointed glare, noting with a smirk, “This cabbage-head reminds me of someone.”

Archer’s eyes widened in mock offense. “Hey! That’s slander and lies!”

Zoro, meanwhile, looked around the empty deck and asked, “So, where are the merchants and crew?”

Archer shrugged casually. “We stole the ship.”

Zoro didn’t seem phased by this revelation at all. Instead, he just sat down, placing his three swords beside him with a resigned thud.

Curiosity piqued, Archer leaned closer and asked, “So, why three swords? Compensating for something?”

The question earned him a swift slap on the back of the head from Rosinante, who muttered, “Seriously, Archer?”

Zoro raised an eyebrow but otherwise remained unfazed, clearly used to bizarre questions from strange individuals.

 

Chapter 20: So, are we pirates now or?

Summary:

Gay panic
Forks
Misfits

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It turned out that Zoro was surprisingly easy to travel with, not that Archer had expected much from a cabbage-headed swordsman who stumbled onto their stolen ship by accident. But there was something about the kid’s straightforward nature that made the days pass without much hassle.

Turns out the green-haired teen was a bounty hunter of all things, roaming around looking for targets. Archer initially raised an eyebrow at that revelation, figuring it might cause problems. But even Zoro himself knew he didn’t stand a chance against Archer or Rosinante, and after a few shared drinks and stories, he didn’t seem inclined to try anyway. Add the fact that the kid seemed to like them well enough, and that potential threat evaporated.

Zoro didn’t really know where he was or where he was going. He was looking for a guy named Mihawk, wanting to challenge him to become the best swordsman in the world. Archer had to admit, that was a noble goal. He liked that. Nothing wrong with a bit of ambition.

And boy, could the kid work. Zoro turned out to be a massive help on the ship. Archer and Rosinante quickly realized that a vessel this size actually needed more than just the two of them to run smoothly. The ship might’ve been theirs, but they weren’t exactly built for efficient crew management.

“Ugh,” Archer grumbled one evening as they sat around a table in the galley. “Looks like we actually need a real crew.”

Rosinante snorted, knowing how much Archer hated dealing with too many people. “How troublesome,” Archer muttered, but Zoro made it easier. The kid had stamina like no other and didn’t complain much. He could sail, fight, and didn’t mind doing grunt work. Archer figured they could use someone like him long-term, but Zoro had his own path to follow.

After about a week of travel together, the inevitable came: parting ways. They set Zoro off on a small island after docking to restock supplies. Before he left, they handed him a bag filled with food, coin, and a good stash of sake.

Zoro stood on the dock, waving at them. "Thanks. I’ll find Mihawk, and when I do, I’ll be the best.”

Archer grinned. “I don’t doubt it, cabbage-head.”

But as they turned the ship around to leave, they both noticed Zoro heading in the completely wrong direction—walking further from the town they’d just passed.

Archer and Rosinante exchanged glances, then shook their heads, grinning. “Kid’s got no sense of direction,” Rosinante sighed.

“None at all,” Archer chuckled, “but he’s got guts. I’ll give him that.”

 

 

Archer and Rosinante agreed it was time to pay a visit to the Baratie. Zeff had sailed the Grand Line in his youth, making him the perfect person to ask for advice on their journey. Plus, they both missed the food, which they considered the best in the world.

As they approached the floating restaurant, Archer couldn't help but grin, thinking about how much fun it would be to mess with Sanji. "Maybe that brat's finally started lifting weights," he muttered to Rosinante, who just chuckled in response.

When they docked and stepped onto the Baratie, Zeff was the first to spot them. The old man gave them a once-over and grunted, “Back for more, huh? Thought you'd both be dead by now.”

“Nice to see you too, old man,” Archer shot back with a smirk.

"Got some questions," Rosinante added, "and we're starving."

Zeff rolled his eyes but gestured for them to follow him inside. "You always are," he muttered.

 

The Baratie hadn’t changed much—still brimming with fantastic food, good company, and a guaranteed brawl to watch somewhere in the background. Archer and Rosinante followed Zeff to their usual table, where the old man plopped down with a heavy sigh. There was a weariness in his eyes, something that caught Rosinante's attention immediately.

"Everything okay?" Rosinante asked, his voice gentle but concerned.

Zeff rubbed his eyes in frustration, leaning back in his chair. “That little eggplant’s been causing me more headaches than ever,” he grunted. "Sanji’s been starting fights left and right over some girl. I swear, he's obsessed with women now. Every time a pretty one walks through the door, he does that damn noodle dance of his."

Archer nearly spat out his drink, already picturing Sanji flailing around like a lovesick fool. "Noodle dance? The hell is that?"

Zeff waved a hand in annoyance. "The way he bends and twists around when he sees a girl. It's getting fucking annoying."

Rosinante snorted, trying to stifle his laughter. "Puberty hit him like a ton of bricks, huh?"

"Puberty's got nothing to do with it. Kid’s just lost his damn mind," Zeff muttered, shaking his head.

Archer, leaning back in his chair, raised an eyebrow. "Why the hell’s the kid like that?" he asked, genuinely puzzled.

Zeff shrugged, clearly just as exasperated by the whole thing. "Sanji’s got it in his head that he’ll never hurt a woman, no matter what. Says it's his 'code' or some nonsense."

Archer grunted, unimpressed. "That's some of the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard. And trust me, I’ve heard some dumb things in my life. Like the time Ace tried to convince Luffy that if you boiled a leather boot long enough, it’d turn into edible porridge."

Rosinante chuckled at the memory, knowing exactly where this story was headed.

"Luckily," Archer continued, "it was Ace’s own boot that Luffy boiled. The kid actually tried to eat it. Dumb brats."

Zeff let out a rare laugh, the weariness momentarily lifting from his face. "Yeah, sounds about right. Boys always get ideas in their heads that don’t make a lick of sense."

Rosinante chimed in, still grinning. "Sanji must’ve inherited that from somewhere. You sure it’s not your fault, Zeff?"

Zeff gave a dry smile. "If I had my way, he’d be focusing on his cooking, not chasing skirts." He let out a sigh, slumping a little. "But there’s no stopping that eggplant once he’s made up his mind."

Archer stood up, brushing off his pants and giving Zeff a firm nod. "I’ll see if I can knock some sense into him. While I’m at it, Rosi can pick your brain on how we’re supposed to get into the Grand Line without getting ourselves killed."

Zeff, clearly relieved, nodded appreciatively. "You’d be doing me a favor."

Without wasting any time, Archer headed straight for the kitchen, pushing past the swinging doors like he owned the place. Inside, Paddy was chopping something at the counter when Archer walked in. “Hey, Paddy, where’s Oregano-boy hiding?”

Paddy’s face split into a wide grin, recognizing Archer’s usual nickname for Sanji. "He’s out on the deck, smoking his lungs out, as usual."

Archer grunted his thanks, but not before casually swiping a bottle of whiskey off the counter. Paddy just shook his head, laughing. "Still a thief at heart, I see!"

Archer flashed a grin back, waving the bottle as he made his way to the deck.

Archer spotted Sanji at the railing, a cigarette dangling from his lips, his blonde hair swaying in the breeze, and still wearing one of his signature suits. Never one for subtlety, Archer called out, "Oi, suitboy! Missed me?"

Sanji turned, his eyes lighting up the moment he saw Archer. A wide grin spread across his face as he nearly ran towards him, wrapping his arms around Archer in a quick hug. Archer, momentarily taken aback by the sudden affection, awkwardly patted Sanji's back before returning the hug. “Easy there, kid,” he muttered with a smirk.

Pulling away, Archer gestured for Sanji to follow. They walked a little way until they found a quiet spot on deck, away from the usual hustle and noise of the Baratie. Archer plopped down on a crate, then looked at Sanji with a deadpan expression. “Gimme a cigarette.”

Sanji blinked, caught off guard by Archer’s uncharacteristic request, but complied. Pulling out his cigarette case, he handed one over.

Taking it, Archer lit the cigarette, inhaling deeply before staring at Sanji with the kind of blunt honesty he was known for. “So, suitboy, why the fuck are you acting like an idiot around every pretty skirt that walks in here?”

Sanji's mouth fell open, completely slack-jawed, clearly not expecting that. Archer, unfazed, popped open the whiskey he’d swiped earlier, took a long swig, and then handed the bottle over to Sanji, his eyes never leaving the young cook's face.

Sanji took the bottle hesitantly, still looking confused, before muttering, "W-what do you mean?"

Archer just sighed, exhaling a puff of smoke. “You know what I mean Sanji.”

Archer took another drag of his cigarette and continued, his tone blunt but not unkind. "Look, liking women, admiring their beauty—that's all fine. Not that I get it, mind you," he added with a shrug, "since I'm one hundred percent gay and the only one I've ever been with is Rosinante. But there's no reason to make a damn fool of yourself every time one walks by."

Sanji was still staring at Archer with wide eyes, clearly not expecting this conversation to take such a turn.

Archer leaned in slightly, tapping the ash from his cigarette. "And all that noodle-dance stuff? Completely unnecessary. If a girl likes you, she'll like you for who you are, not because you're falling all over yourself to impress her. You’re already a good-looking kid, got talent in the kitchen, and you’re loyal as hell. That’s what counts."

Sanji, still holding the bottle of whiskey, blinked a few times, processing Archer's words. “But... I just—”

Archer cut him off. "Look, Sanji, what I'm saying is, stop acting like a clown. You’re better than that. Show some confidence, act like yourself. If a girl’s interested, she’ll see it. And if she’s not, no amount of dancing around like a damn idiot is gonna change that." He paused, then smirked. "Trust me, I’ve been around long enough to know that trying too hard just gets you laughed at. Let the girl come to you."

Sanji sat there in stunned silence for a moment, the usual bravado he carried when talking about women seemingly stripped away.

 

Then Sanji started to talk Archer hadn’t expected that to come out of the conversation, but he kept his cool. When Sanji whispered his confession about seeing him and Rosinante making love that night a few years ago, Archer’s face flushed a little. He remembered the night vividly, mostly because they’d forgotten to close the damn door.

Archer rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly before responding with a long, drawn-out, "Aaaannnnd?" He didn't expect that kind of reaction from Sanji, but he wanted the boy to keep talking, to get it off his chest.

Sanji, looking embarrassed, whispered even more softly, "Since then... I wasn’t sure if I really liked girls. So I tried to force myself to... you know, be normal. That’s why I’ve been acting the way I have."

Stunned, Archer blinked, trying to wrap his head around it. He put a firm hand on Sanji’s shoulder, smiling at him. “Kid, there’s nothing wrong with being gay. It doesn’t make you any less of a man. You think me or Rosinante aren’t manly because of who we love?”

Sanji shook his head vehemently, his face red from embarrassment. “No! Of course not. You two... you’re the toughest people I know.”

Archer grinned, ruffling Sanji’s hair like he was still a kid. “Then why the hell would it be any different for you? Look, forcing yourself to be something you’re not, that’s what’s messing with your head. You gotta figure out who you are, not what you think you’re supposed to be.”

Sanji blushed even deeper, but he was smiling, clearly relieved. “I don’t know, it’s just... confusing.”

“I get that,” Archer said, leaning back and taking another sip from the whiskey bottle. “But trying to fake it, that’s not gonna help. Be yourself, Oregano-boy. Hell, you’re already a good kid. Just stop with the act. And one more thing.” Archer leaned in closer, smirking. “If I ever hear about you getting your ass handed to you by some woman and refusing to fight back just because she’s got tits, I’ll whoop your ass myself. Just ‘cause someone’s a woman doesn’t make them harmless. You fight back when you have to, no matter who it is.”

Sanji blushed even more but nodded, a grin spreading across his face. “Got it. Thanks... Archer.”

Archer clapped him on the back. “No problem, kid. Now finish that whiskey and let’s head back before Rosinante and Zeff starts wondering what we’re plotting.”

 

As Archer and Sanji approached the restaurant, the sound of chaos filtered through the doors. Both stopped dead in their tracks as they caught sight of Rosinante and Zeff in the midst of beating up a group of pirates. It was an unexpected sight, even for Archer. Rosinante, looking fierce, was slamming a chair over some poor fool’s head, while Zeff, in true form, kicked away with that wooden leg of his, sending pirates flying with a hearty laugh.

Archer couldn’t help but lean toward Sanji, his voice low and teasing, “Look, isn’t he hot? And I ain’t talking about Zeff.”

Sanji, staring slack-jawed at the scene before him, could only nod. Archer burst out laughing, clapping the boy on the shoulder before running headfirst into the brawl.

The moment Archer joined, the whole fight seemed to shift gears. He barreled toward the thick of it, ending up side by side with Zeff, who was kicking a man straight into the wall. Without missing a beat, Archer yelled over the noise, “Oi! Who the hell are we fighting, and why?”

Zeff, never one to stop mid-fight, grunted as he sent another pirate flying. “Slavers! Came in here thinking they could take some of my workers. Not on my watch.”

Archer grinned, his face lit up with excitement as he headbutted a particularly burly slaver into submission. "Good reason to break some bones then!" he shouted back, right before stabbing another pirate with a fork he'd grabbed off a nearby table.

At that moment, Zeff glanced over as Sanji was kicking four men at once, showing some serious finesse. “Archer, you talk to Eggplant about what the hell his problem is?”

Archer, still laughing like a madman, yelled back, “Oh yeah, case of gay panic!”

Zeff snorted, grinning through his gruff expression. “Thought as much. Paddy owes me 1,000 berries.”

Archer cackled at that, the sheer absurdity of the moment hitting him. Between headbutting, stabbing, and watching Rosinante utterly destroy a pirate with the broken remnants of a chair, he had to admit—this was turning out to be one hell of a good day.

 

Later, after they had dealt with the slavers by tossing them overboard, Archer, Rosinante, Zeff, Sanji, and a few of the cooks ventured onto the slavers' ship. Archer, being the first to step aboard, took a deep breath. The ship stank of filth and neglect. Behind him, he could hear Rosinante’s voice, soft and reassuring, whispering to Sanji, "It’s going to be okay. If there are people here, we’ll save them."

That made Archer smile, albeit briefly. He loved that about Rosinante—no matter the madness or violence around him, he always had a gentle heart for the helpless. His "gentle giant." But as they made their way deeper into the ship, the atmosphere darkened. The stench grew stronger, and the once-soft smile on Archer's face faded quickly.

In the brig, they found four people chained to the walls. Malnourished, beaten, and barely conscious. Archer’s heart clenched, and without hesitation, he sprang into action. He pulled out his lockpicking set, the one he’d carried with him since his early days, and began working on the chains with lightning speed. His fingers moved deftly, expertly, freeing the prisoners one by one.

"Hold on," Archer said gently, his tone far softer than his usual bluntness, “We’ll get you out of here.”

 

Archer rubbed his eyes, feeling the exhaustion of their recent ordeal. It had been quite the effort saving the prisoners—three men and a woman—who had been kidnapped from all corners of the Blues. There was the usual drama, but in the end, they'd managed to rescue them.

Two of the men were shipwrights from a village named Syrup Village, which Archer was pretty sure was a place with a name that sounded like a breakfast treat. The woman, named Raya, had been a prostitute who was snatched from a brothel. Archer thought that was a hell of a way to end up on a slaver ship, but he wasn’t going to question the cruelty of the world. And then there was Giles, the fishman who looked like he had seen better days and who had once been part of the Arlong Pirates but had left because their methods were too “unsavory.” Really? A fishman with morals?

Rosinante, ever the soft touch, was all about helping them get home. Archer couldn't really blame him; it was kind of their thing to help those in need, even if it did come with its share of complications. So, of course, Archer agreed. The two shipwrights were so overwhelmed with gratitude that they actually started crying. Archer exchanged a glance with Rosinante, who just shrugged and smiled.

Raya and Giles, on the other hand, had different plans. They didn’t want to go back. Instead, they asked if they could join Archer and Rosinante. Raya, with her background as a doctor and her knack for daggers and stealth, seemed like a valuable addition. Giles was skilled in Fishman Karate and navigation, which meant he would come in handy. Archer had to stifle a laugh when Giles introduced himself; “Giles” sounded like an weird name for a fishman. But he wasn’t about to argue with a fishman who could probably snap him in half.

Archer sighed. “Why not?” he said, shrugging. “We need a crew anyway. And if they don’t have anywhere else to go, it’s not like we can turn them away. Plus, we’ve got enough room on the ship.”

The group said their goodbyes to Zeff, who was still grinning from the earlier excitement, and Sanji, who looked thoughtful but didn’t say much. Sanji had seemed oddly quiet after their talk, but Archer figured that was a good thing.

The journey to Syrup Village turned out to be more eventful than expected. Archer and Rosinante took the time to get to know their new crew members, and it was quickly apparent that each had their own quirks and stories.

Raya, for one, was a walking contradiction. At 25, she was an accomplished doctor with a past that could only be described as colorful. Her black hair and striking purple eyes made her stand out, but it was her devil fruit, the Nioi Nioi No Mi fruit that truly made her unique. The fruit granted her an enchanted smell, which, as she put it, was “more of a blessing than a curse.” Archer had to agree. Raya had a way of making the air around her smell oddly comforting, even if it was tinged with the unmistakable scent of alcohol.

“Nothing like a good drink to make the day better,” Raya would often say, a half-empty bottle of rum always within arm’s reach. It was clear that her fondness for alcohol was both a comfort and a coping mechanism.

Archer, not one to judge, found her amusing. “So, Raya,” he said one evening as they sat around the deck, “what’s the deal with this enchanted smell of yours? Does it come with any special perks, or is it just for making us all smell good?”

Raya grinned, taking a swig from her bottle. “It’s not just about making things smell nice. It’s actually pretty useful. I can mask the scent of blood or any other unpleasant odors, which helps when you’re working in the medical field. Plus, it’s a handy way to avoid unwanted attention.”

Archer nodded thoughtfully. “So, basically, you can make us all smell like roses, or in your case, like a well-aged sake barrel.”

Raya laughed, “Pretty much. It’s better than the alternative. Trust me.”

Giles, on the other hand, was a different kind of character. He was a fishman, with a physique that was a strange blend of human and shark. His skills in Fishman Karate and navigation were impressive, but it was his singing that really caught Archer’s attention. Giles could belt out a tune with such passion that it was impossible not to be captivated.

One evening, as the sun set and the sky turned a brilliant orange, Giles started singing a sea shanty. His deep, melodic voice resonated across the deck, and even Rosinante couldn’t help but stop what he was doing to listen. Archer leaned against the railing, enjoying the performance.

“Not bad, Giles,” Archer called out. “You know, you could be making a fortune as a bard somewhere.”

Giles chuckled, his sharp teeth gleaming in the fading light. “I like being out here on the sea. Singing’s just a way to pass the time and keep morale up.”

Archer raised an eyebrow. “Anything else?”

Giles nodded enthusiastically. “Oh, yes. I love reading. It’s a great way to learn about different cultures and histories. Plus, it keeps me from getting too bored.”

Rosinante, who had been quietly observing, joined in. “What kind of books do you prefer, Giles?”

“Everything,” Giles said, smiling. “But I have a particular fondness for tales of adventure and heroism. They remind me of why I set out to sea in the first place.”

Grinning Archer clapped Giles on the back.

 

 

Chapter 21: Well lets do this shit

Summary:

No one has ever claimed that Archer's way of raising children is normal
Flags and names
He ain´t old!

Notes:

I like to imagine that Raya and Giles' relationship is somewhat like Nairobi and Helsinki's in Money Heist/Casa de papel.

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As they sailed into Syrup Village’s port, Archer found himself leaning on the railing, watching the bustling activity below. The sight of all the ships docked in the harbor, swaying lazily in the calm waters, was actually pretty impressive. Even he had to admit that.

“Not bad,” he muttered under his breath, arms crossed. For a village out in the East Blue, they sure had a lot of traffic.

Behind him, the two shipwrights whooped in excitement, clearly thrilled to be back home. Archer smiled slightly as he watched them practically bounce off the ship the second the gangplank was down. "They're like kids on sugar," he thought, but he couldn't blame them. It had been a long and horrible ordeal for them, and now they were home—where they belonged.

It didn’t take long for the shipwrights to gather their families, who greeted Archer and Rosinante with open arms. Archer, to his absolute horror, found himself in the midst of hugs from complete strangers. “What the—? Hey, I didn’t sign up for this!” he grumbled, stiff as a board as a particularly enthusiastic woman wrapped her arms around him in a bone-crushing hug.

Rosinante, of course, just chuckled, patting Archer on the back as he graciously accepted the warm welcomes. “Get used to it lov” Rosinante whispered with a teasing smile.

“Bah, I’m not a damn teddy bear,” Archer hissed under his breath, but deep down, he was a little touched by the warmth of the villagers. After all, it meant the shipwrights were truly safe now.

Raya and Giles had also disembarked, clearly enjoying the feel of solid ground under their feet. Archer could see Raya practically skipping toward the marketplace, and Giles, despite his intimidating appearance, looked rather content as he gazed around the village. Rosinante slipped them some money, insisting they buy themselves some new clothes and anything else they might need. The slavers hadn’t exactly been generous with their wardrobe or provisions.

“Just make sure she doesn’t spend it all on rum!” Archer yelled at Giles as the pair walked off.

Giles just laughed, a deep, rumbling sound, while Raya flipped Archer off over her shoulder without even breaking her stride. Archer huffed but couldn’t help the smirk tugging at his lips. She reminded him of a much scrappier, more cynical version of himself.

Rosinante nudged Archer with his elbow. “Come on, let’s get out of here for a bit,” he said with a grin. “I know just the place.”

“About time,” Archer muttered. “If I have to get hugged one more time, I might just throw myself overboard.” He wasn’t serious—probably—but Rosi laughed and dragged him off toward the nearest tavern. They deserved some time alone, anyway.

The tavern was small, cozy, and exactly what Archer needed after all the excitement of rescuing prisoners and being forced into group hugs. As they sat down, mugs of cold beer were placed in front of them, and Archer immediately took a long, satisfying sip. “Finally,” he sighed, leaning back in his chair. “Some peace.”

Rosinante set the folded map Zeff had given him down on the table between them. “Alright, let’s talk about the Reverse Mountain,” he said, a bit more seriously now. “We’re heading for the Grand Line, and this is our ticket in.”

Archer peered at the map with a frown. Zeff had gone out of his way to mark every possible hazard, from the wild currents to the towering cliffs. “It’s like he thinks we’re incapable of following basic directions,” Archer grumbled, downing more of his beer.

Rosinante laughed. “You did fall asleep at the helm more than once, you know.”

“Hey, I didn’t hear you volunteering to steer,” Archer shot back, though there was no real heat in his voice. He glanced over the map again, tracing the path up the mountain with his finger. “So, we follow this current here, hit this point, and then…” His eyes narrowed. “Oh, and look, it’s a damn straight drop into the Grand Line. Wonderful.”

Rosinante nodded, taking a sip from his mug. “Zeff said the currents would carry us through, but we’ll need to be precise. It’s risky, but it’s the only way in unless we want to take a really long detour.”

“Which we don’t,” Archer added quickly. He wasn’t interested in wasting time when Law was still out there somewhere.

The tavern door flew open with a crash, and a young man, panting and wild-eyed, stumbled in, yelling at the top of his lungs, “Pirates are attacking the village! Everyone, get ready!”

Archer looked up mid-swig, his eyebrows shooting to his hairline. He blinked at the kid, who had a rather… impressive nose, yelling like his life depended on it. Archer waited for the inevitable panic to follow, for villagers to scramble and grab weapons. Except... nothing. No one in the tavern so much as flinched. In fact, most of the patrons didn’t even bother to look up from their drinks. One older man just snorted loudly into his mug.

“What the hell?” Archer muttered, glancing at Rosinante, who looked equally confused.

The young man—whom Archer had now identified as “Usopp” after hearing the older man call him by name—stood there, his chest heaving as he waited for a reaction. When none came, his shoulders sagged, and the desperation in his face was quickly replaced with something that looked like practiced disappointment.

"Get outta here, boy!" the older man at the bar yelled, waving a hand dismissively. "Ain't nobody listening to your tall tales today. Go play pirate somewhere else!"

Usopp’s face fell, his once bright eyes dulling as he slowly turned toward the door. His steps were heavy, as if the weight of years of being ignored clung to his back like a burden he couldn't shake off. He muttered something under his breath, then walked out into the street, leaving the tavern as silent and indifferent as when he had entered.

Archer and Rosinante sat there, mouths slightly open, completely speechless.

“Did... Did I miss something?” Archer finally asked, breaking the silence. “Or did a kid just yell about a pirate attack, and nobody cared?”

Rosinante’s eyes were narrowed, and there was an unmistakable fire behind them. Without saying a word, he stood up, his towering frame casting a long shadow as he approached the older man at the bar.

“Hey,” Rosinante called out, his voice dangerously low, “what’s your problem with the kid?”

The older man didn’t even turn around at first, just waved him off. “Ain’t no problem. Kid’s a liar. Always spoutin’ nonsense about pirates and his big-shot father. Ain’t no one gonna take him seriously. Been tellin’ tall tales since his mom passed.”

Rosinante’s jaw clenched. Without warning, he grabbed the man by the collar of his shirt and lifted him clear off his stool. The tavern fell silent as the patrons finally looked up, their eyes widening as they saw the normally quiet and goofy Rosinante radiating fury.

“You don’t talk about a kid like that,” Rosinante growled, his voice dangerously calm.

Before the man could protest, Rosinante, with zero effort, hurled him toward the tavern door. The man crashed through it, landing in the dirt outside with a loud grunt. He didn’t get back up.

Archer, still happily sipping on his beer—correction, their beer since he had snagged Rosinante’s mug too—grinned over the rim. “Man, I love you,” he muttered, more to himself than anyone else. There was something ridiculously hot about watching his fiancé toss jerks through doors like it was nothing.

Archer’s brain worked faster than usual when the realization hit him like a bolt of lightning.

“Wait… Yasopp?” he whispered to himself, eyes wide with the sudden revelation. Holy hell. Usopp—that kid—was the shithead Yasopp’s son. What were the odds?

A mix of disbelief and exasperation washed over him. “Of course it’s him,” he muttered, rubbing his temples. It all made sense now. The long nose, the wild stories, the kid’s enthusiasm for being a pirate despite being completely ignored by his village. He was cut from the same cloth as his deadbeat father, Yasopp, who Archer couldn’t stand for a multitude of reasons.

With a heavy sigh, Archer downed the rest of Rosinante’s beer—hey, it was practically a habit by now—before walking over to his partner, who was still eyeing the unconscious older man on the ground like he wasn’t done with him yet.

“Oi, Rosi,” Archer hissed, tugging on his sleeve to pull him away. “Quit standing there like you’re about to finish him off. I need to talk to you.”

Rosinante, his face still brimming with barely contained anger, raised an eyebrow. “What is it?”

Archer lowered his voice, leaning in. “That kid—Usopp—he’s Yasopp’s son.”

Rosinante blinked, processing the information, then frowned in confusion. “Yasopp? As in... that Yasopp?”

Archer nodded, clearly still irritated by the whole situation. “Yeah. Him. I’d recognize that bastard’s kid anywhere. What are the odds we’d run into him here?”

Rosinante’s shoulders slumped, the fire in his eyes dimming a little. “So, what now? You want to talk to him?”

Archer sighed, already feeling the weight of the inevitable conversation. “Yeah, we need to find him. Kid deserves better than being ignored by his whole damn village.”

Rosinante nodded, his expression softening. “Let’s go, then.”

They found Usopp sitting on a bench near the village market, his face drooped in a melancholic frown. He looked utterly dejected, kicking at the dirt in front of him. When Archer yelled out to him from across the street, the poor kid flinched, startled by the sudden noise.

“Oi, kid!” Archer called, his voice cutting through the quiet afternoon air. Usopp’s head snapped up, his eyes wide with surprise.

“What’s your father’s name?” Archer asked bluntly, crossing his arms as he approached.

Usopp blinked, looking between Archer and Rosinante, clearly confused but cautiously hopeful. “Uh, Yasopp,” he said, eyes brightening slightly. “Do you… do you know him?”

Archer rubbed his eyes with his thumb and forefinger, letting out a long groan. “Yeah… I know him.”

Usopp’s face lit up, practically glowing with excitement. “Really? You do? That’s amazing! My father’s a brave warrior of the sea! One day, I’m going to be just like him and join his crew—”

“Nope!” Archer cut him off with a hand in the air. “Sorry to burst your bubble, kid, but your father’s no ‘brave warrior.’ He’s a coward and an asshole, plain and simple.”

Usopp’s expression faltered, his excitement crumbling into confusion. “What… what do you mean?”

Archer took a deep breath, bracing himself for the blunt truth he was about to lay down. “Your father? He shot me in the shoulder once ‘cause I told him the truth. Told him he was a deadbeat father and a shit husband. Didn’t take kindly to that, apparently. Ended with Rosinante over here,” he jerked a thumb in his partner’s direction, “breaking his arm in four places.”

Rosinante cleared his throat and gave a small wave, looking a little sheepish. “It was three, actually… But yeah, still.”

Usopp’s eyes went wide as he processed everything, staring at Archer and Rosinante as if they had just flipped his world upside down. The reality of his father being less than heroic, a deadbeat who abandoned his family, was clearly something Usopp had never fully considered.

Archer sighed, noticing the kid’s shock. “Look, I’m not trying to crush your dreams here. But you deserve to know the truth, kid. You don’t need to be anything like Yasopp to be great. You’ve got potential, but not if you’re chasing some imaginary version of your father.”

Usopp sat there in silence, his face slowly shifting from disbelief to something more thoughtful. He still looked shaken, but there was something new in his eyes—a hint of clarity.

Rosinante, ever the soft touch when it came to emotional moments, placed a hand on Usopp’s shoulder. “We’re not saying you can’t be a brave warrior of the sea. Just… don’t think you need to follow in your father’s footsteps to do that. You can be your own kind of warrior.”

Usopp looked between the two men, clearly conflicted but slowly nodding, as if their words were beginning to sink in.

Archer, already tired of being the emotional support for one day, ruffled the kid’s hair with a sigh.

 

Archer smirked, seeing the glimmer of curiosity mixed with uncertainty in Usopp’s eyes. "Hey, kid," he said, resting his hands on his hips, "you wanna see something cool?"

Usopp perked up, still shaken from their earlier conversation about his father, but eager to distract himself. “Uh, yeah! I mean… sure!”

Rosinante, ever the calm one, just smiled. He knew exactly where this was going and, as always, prepared for the inevitable. With a casual flick of his fingers, he activated his Calm-Calm Fruit, casting a soundproof field around them. He’d learned this little trick was essential whenever Archer decided to show off.

“Alright, hold on to your long nose, kid,” Archer said, his grin widening as his body began to shift.

Usopp watched in wide-eyed wonder as Archer morphed, his figure swelling and twisting until, before him, stood a massive bear, towering and rippling with muscle. The sheer presence of Archer in his bear form was enough to make Usopp’s knees wobble, but the boy stood his ground, eyes glued to the transformation.

And then, with a deep breath, Archer let out a roar—a thunderous, earth-shaking bellow that would’ve echoed across the entire island if not for Rosinante’s sound field. The force of the roar hit Usopp head-on, his legs shaking like leaves, but to his credit, he didn’t budge. His eyes were the size of dinner plates, but he remained rooted in place, his fists clenched tightly.

When the roar died down, Archer shifted back to his human form with a cracking of bones and a satisfied sigh. He clapped a hand on Usopp’s shoulder, grinning down at the stunned boy. "Well, look at you. Stood your ground! You’re already braver than your old man."

Usopp blinked, still trying to steady his breathing. "R-Really?!" he stammered, his voice a little shaky but filled with excitement.

Archer nodded, a mischievous glint in his eye. “Yup. Yasopp, your father? He shat himself when I did the same thing to him a few years back.”

Usopp’s jaw dropped. “Really?!” he asked again, this time in utter disbelief, though a smile was forming on his face. The idea that his father, this larger-than-life figure in his mind, had been scared senseless by Archer was too much for him to process.

Rosinante, standing nearby, facepalmed with a long, tired sigh. “Must you tell everyone that story, Archer?”

Archer just shrugged, grinning from ear to ear. “Hey, the kid deserved to know the truth.”

Usopp, now fully recovered, looked up at Archer with a newfound admiration. "Wow… that’s amazing! My dad, huh? I always thought he was invincible."

Archer leaned down, giving Usopp a light pat on the head. "Kid, nobody’s invincible. But you… you’ve got guts. More than he ever had, I’ll tell you that much."

Usopp beamed, his earlier sadness forgotten in the wake of this new, exciting revelation. He looked like he was ready to take on the world.

Archer and Rosinante exchanged amused glances when Usopp suddenly ran off, their hands naturally finding each other’s as they made their way back to the tavern. By the time they returned, Raya and Giles were already deep into their mugs of beer, and the lively chatter of the tavern made the place feel surprisingly cozy. Archer and Rosinante settled in beside their new crewmates, grabbing drinks of their own.

"Here’s to surviving slavers, strange villagers, and finally making it to the Grand Line," Archer toasted, raising his mug. Raya and Giles clinked their drinks with his, while Rosinante offered a small, fond smile.

The next morning, they made their way to the ship, fully expecting Usopp to be gone, but there he was, waiting by the dock, clutching something in his hands.

"Oi! What’re you doing up so early, kid?" Archer called out, rubbing the sleep from his eyes.

Usopp grinned nervously, walking up to them with a cloth bundle. "I, uh, I wanted to give you guys something before you left," he said, blushing slightly as he held it out to Archer.

Archer raised an eyebrow but took the cloth and began to unfold it. Both he and Rosinante’s eyes widened as the fabric revealed itself: it was a pirate flag. A roaring bearhead, fierce and snarling, with a single star under its eye, emblazoned in black and white. The craftsmanship was simple, but there was something about it—something powerful, full of spirit.

Usopp’s face flushed a deeper red. "You can call yourselves the Roaring Pirates now," he said, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly. "And I figured, maybe you could name your ship the Silence? Y’know, since Mr. Rosinante can do that sound thing."

Archer and Rosinante were stunned. The sincerity in the boy’s gesture, the thought he had put into the flag and the ship’s name, hit them harder than they expected.

Without thinking, Archer pulled Usopp into a big bear hug, nearly squeezing the life out of the boy. "Damn, kid. This is… this is incredible!" Archer’s voice was thick with emotion.

Rosinante, who was rarely as physically affectionate as Archer, put a hand on Usopp’s shoulder and squeezed it gently. “Thank you,” he said quietly. "This means more than you know."

Usopp, flustered but clearly pleased, managed a grin. "You guys are welcome! I hope you’ll sail far and become the greatest pirates ever."

As they hoisted the flag onto their ship, the Silence looked more complete than it ever had. The roaring bearhead waved proudly in the wind as Archer, Rosinante, and the crew waved goodbye to Usopp, who stood on the dock, grinning and waving back until they were nothing but a speck on the horizon.

Leaning into Rosinante, Archer sighed contentedly. “Well, Rosi,” he said with a lazy grin, “guess we’re pirates now.”

Rosinante chuckled, his arm around Archer’s shoulders. "Took us long enough, didn’t it?"

Up in the crow’s nest, Raya was already making herself at home, her voice cutting through the morning air. "Giles! Bring me some rum, you lazy fishman!"

From the helm, Giles grinned and shook his head as he steered them toward the Reverse Mountain. "Get it yourself Woman!”

Archer snorted, leaning back and letting the wind blow through his hair. "Aye," he said, staring out at the open sea with a smirk. "Pirates we are."

 

Giggling like a kid who had just gotten away with something, Archer turned to Rosinante, his grin stretching from ear to ear. "Hey, Mr. Rosinante," he teased, voice dripping with playful sarcasm. "You know, the kid’s got it right. Must be because of your… advancing age, yeah?"

Rosinante paused, leveling Archer with a flat, unamused look. The corner of his mouth twitched like he was holding back a grin of his own. Without a word, he stepped closer and—before Archer could react—tossed him effortlessly over his shoulder like a sack of flour.

Archer let out a burst of laughter, half-surprised, half-delighted. "Oh no! What’re you—"

"I’ll show you old," Rosinante grumbled, though his tone was more amused than annoyed. His large hand gave a playful smack to Archer’s backside, causing the giggles to continue as he made his way toward their cabin.

"Giles, you’re in charge!" Rosinante called over his shoulder to their fishman crewmate, who chuckled knowingly from the helm.

Archer was still laughing uncontrollably as Rosinante kicked open the door to their cabin and slammed it shut behind them. Without another word, he dropped Archer onto their bed, the mattress bouncing under his weight.

Archer’s laughter finally subsided; a sly grin still plastered on his face as he looked up at Rosinante.

Rosinante crossed his arms and shook his head with a smirk. "Let’s see who’s old now."

 

Rosinante and Archer found themselves intertwined in a passionate embrace, their bodies moving as one on the small bunk in the cabin of the pirate ship.

The scent of sweat and sex filled the confined space, adding to the intense atmosphere. The ship gently rocked with the waves, creating a unique rhythm that seemed to match the pace of their lovemaking. Rosinante had Archer right where he wanted him. He held the younger man's wrists above his head with a firm grip, pinning him to the mattress.

 Archer's lean, muscular body trembled beneath him, his golden eyes sparkling with lust and surrender. Rosinante's long, blond hair, damp with sweat, fell over his eyes, giving him a wild and untamed look. "Am I still old?" Rosinante whispered, his breath hot against Archer's ear. His deep voice, roughened by desire, sent shivers down Archer's spine.

 Rosinante's massive frame towered over Archer, his powerful muscles flexing with each deliberate thrust. Archer, usually so quick-tempered and feisty, was reduced to a quivering mess of pleasure. His cheeky demeanor had melted away, leaving him vulnerable and exposed. He moaned loudly, his voice echoing off the wooden walls of the cabin, as Rosinante's thick shaft plunged in and out of his body.

The sensation was overwhelming, each thrust hitting his sweet spot with pinpoint accuracy. "Oh, fuck, yes!" Archer cried out, his head tossing from side to side. "Harder, Rosinante, please!" Rosinante chuckled, a deep and throaty sound, as he obliged, driving his cock even deeper. He loved the way Archer responded to his touch, the way he begged for more. It was a dance they had performed many times before, but each time it felt like a new discovery, a fresh exploration of their mutual desire.

The bunk creaked with every powerful thrust, the sound blending with Archer's desperate pleas and moans. Rosinante's blue star tattoo, peeking out from beneath his sweaty hair, seemed to twinkle with every movement, as if it were a part of the erotic dance.

Archer's hands, still held captive above his head, clenched into fists as he struggled to find purchase, his fingers curling and uncurling in time with the rhythm of their bodies.

 His lean muscles stood out in sharp relief, glistening with a fine sheen of perspiration. "You feel so good, Archer," Rosinante growled, his voice hoarse with need. "So tight around me. I could fuck you forever." Archer's eyes rolled back in ecstasy as he surrendered to the sensations coursing through his body.

Rosinante's dominant nature and his skilled touch had pushed him to the brink of oblivion. He was putty in Rosinante's hands, his body responding to every command, every subtle change in pace and pressure. They moved together in perfect harmony, their bodies speaking a language of lust and desire.

The cabin grew hotter as their passion intensified, the air thick with the scent of sex and the sounds of their pleasure. As the tension coiled tighter within them, Archer's release began to build. He could feel it coiling in his balls, a hot, tightening sensation that begged for release. His cries became more desperate, his body arching off the bed, seeking that final, mind-shattering climax. "I'm gonna cum, Rosinante! Oh, fuck, I'm so close!" Archer shouted, his voice cracking with the effort of holding on.

Rosinante, sensing his lover's impending orgasm, quickened his pace, slamming into Archer with abandon. He wanted to drive him over the edge, to watch him shatter beneath him. "Cum for me, Archer," he commanded, his voice laced with authority. "Let go, love."

Archer's body tensed, every muscle straining as he reached the pinnacle of pleasure. "YES!" he screamed, his voice hoarse and raw.

His release surged through him, and he shot his hot load across the sweat-slicked skin of their chests, the white streaks contrasting with their tanned bodies. Rosinante felt Archer's inner muscles clench around his shaft, milking him as the younger man came.

It was too much for him to bear, and with a final, powerful thrust, he unleashed his own orgasm. He roared, his voice filling the cabin as he filled Archer's hole with his cum, their bodies connected in the most intimate way possible.

They collapsed in a sweaty, satisfied heap, still joined together. Rosinante gently released Archer's wrists, his fingers tenderly tracing the lines of his jaw as their breathing slowly returned to normal.

Rosinante then whispered to Archer “Still think I’m old?” Archer, smiled into the pillow and said no.

 

Chapter 22: Fake news?

Summary:

Raya: Burn it all!
Archer: Okay
Rosi and Giles: Nooo lets not
+ Some Ace!

Chapter Text

Archer had always been a bravado-filled, fearless man—until the day they had to brave the Reverse Mountain. Looking back, it was a wonder he’d never considered this mountain as a source of fear. But that day, as they approached the looming, jagged silhouette against the sky, a gnawing sense of dread took root in his gut. He’d never admit it, of course, not even to Rosinante, but it was there, a quiet, persistent anxiety.

The ship, now proudly flying their new pirate flag—a roaring bearhead with a star under its eye—seemed so small against the mountain’s towering walls. Archer, standing at the helm, clenched the wheel with a white-knuckled grip. The wind howled like some ancient beast, and the waves crashed around them with a ferocity that made Archer’s stomach churn. He took a deep breath, trying to keep his composure as he cast a quick glance at Rosinante, who was casually leaning against the railing, as unperturbed as ever. That bastard knew.

“Archer!” Rosinante called out, his voice cutting through the wind, “We need to navigate through the middle pass. It’s the safest route, but we’ll need to time it just right.”

Archer nodded, though his jaw was clenched tight. He tried to focus on the map Zeff had given them, but it all felt like a blur. The idea of plowing through the mountain’s perilous channels was a far cry from the usual daring escapades he reveled in. This was a real test of nerves.

“Alright, let’s do this,” Archer said, trying to sound more confident than he felt. He turned to shout orders to the crew, but his voice wavered slightly. They were already moving into position, preparing for the tricky navigation ahead.

As the ship began its slow, deliberate approach into the Reverse Mountain’s throat, Archer’s heart raced. He could feel the ship’s hull shudder with each wave that crashed against it. He stole a glance at Rosinante again. His lover’s calm demeanor was infuriatingly comforting. Archer wished he could channel that same serenity, but the mere thought of the mountain swallowing them whole made him break into a cold sweat.

“Are you okay?” Rosinante asked, noticing the way Archer’s hands trembled. There was a glimmer of concern in his eyes that Archer tried to ignore.

“Never been better,” Archer lied, forcing a grin. “Just keep us on course, alright?”

Rosinante raised an eyebrow but said nothing. Instead, he took over the wheel for a moment, guiding the ship with practiced ease. Archer tried to steady his breathing as the ship lurched and bucked against the fierce currents.

The mountain seemed to loom over them, its peaks jagged and menacing. Archer could almost feel the weight of it bearing down on him. The roar of the sea seemed to drown out everything else, a relentless reminder of how small and insignificant they were in the face of nature’s raw power.

“Hang on!” Rosinante shouted, pulling Archer from his thoughts as the ship angled sharply to navigate a particularly treacherous passage. Archer’s grip tightened around the wheel, and he forced himself to focus on the task at hand.

As they approached the final stretch, Archer could see the faint glimmer of the Grand Line beyond the mountain’s mouth. It was a sight that filled him with a sense of bittersweet triumph. They had made it through, and they would be setting foot on new shores soon.

“Almost there,” Rosinante said, his voice steady and reassuring.

Archer let out a breath he didn’t realize he’d been holding. The ship surged forward, breaking free from the mountain’s grasp. They had done it. Archer allowed himself a moment of relief, but he knew he would never forget the sheer terror he’d felt during the crossing.

As they sailed into calmer waters, Archer turned to Rosinante, who was watching him with an unreadable expression. “Well, that was fun,” Archer said, forcing a chuckle.

Rosinante’s eyes twinkled with amusement. “You know, for someone who claims to be fearless, you sure had a tight grip on that wheel.”

Archer shot him a mock glare. “Let’s just say I had a healthy respect for the mountain.”

“Fair enough,” Rosinante said, placing a reassuring hand on Archer’s shoulder. “But don’t think I didn’t notice. You’re allowed to be scared; you know.”

Archer huffed, though a smile tugged at his lips. “Not a word to the crew.”

Rosinante grinned, squeezing Archer’s shoulder. “Your secret’s safe with me.”

 

The sound of the ship's creaking and the distant crash of waves against the hull were the only background noise as Archer gathered the crew for their first meeting in the Grand Line. The atmosphere was charged with anticipation and a bit of tension. Archer stood at the head of the table in the galley, Rosinante by his side, as the crew settled into their seats.

“Alright, everyone,” Archer began, his voice echoing off the wooden walls, “we’ve made it through the Reverse Mountain, and now we need to figure out our next move.”

Giles, lounging with a relaxed demeanor that only a seasoned navigator could manage, was the first to speak. “We need to start by mapping out our course. This place is a maze of islands and treacherous waters. I know these seas, but we need a solid plan.”

Raya, with her usual air of mischief and a bottle of rum in hand, leaned forward with a predatory glint in her eye. “I’ve been thinking. If we want to make sure Law hears about us, we need to make some noise. And I mean real noise.”

Archer raised an eyebrow. “Noise? Like what?”

Raya’s eyes sparkled with a wild idea. “We need to let everyone know we’re here. Start with raiding some Marine ships and bases. Make a splash. Get some good pictures of ourselves—maybe break into a few bounty offices. That way, if Law sees our faces, he might recognize Rosinante.”

Archer exchanged a surprised glance with Rosinante. “Raid Marine ships and bases? Extreme, I like it!”

Raya grinned, taking a long swig from her rum bottle. “Extreme, yes. But effective. And as an added bonus, I wouldn’t mind getting a bounty of my own. I’m the only one without one at the moment!”

The glint in Raya’s eyes made Archer shiver a bit. He squeezed Rosinante’s hand under the table, feeling a surge of gratitude for his sexuality. Women, he had come to realize, could be downright terrifying when they got an idea in their heads.

“Okay, okay,” Archer said, raising his hands in mock surrender. “We’ll go with your plan, Raya. But we need to be smart about it. We can’t just go in guns blazing without a strategy.”

Rosinante nodded in agreement. “We’ll need to gather information first. See where the Marines are most vulnerable and plan our attacks accordingly.”

Giles looked thoughtful. “And while we’re making noise, I’ll continue charting our course through the Grand Line. We’ll need to be careful of the sea kings and other dangers.”

 

The sun had barely risen when the crew docked at their first island stop. The island was a quaint little place, a stark contrast to the chaotic scenes Archer had witnessed on their journey so far. The crew disembarked, and the first thing they noticed was Raya, decked out in all-black attire, daggers at her hips, and her black hair braided tight. She looked every bit the part of a stealthy operative.

“Alright, you lot,” she said with a commanding tone as she prepared to leave. “Stay put and freshen up. We’re having a photo session when I get back.”

With that, she strutted off, leaving Archer, Rosinante, and Giles standing in a state of mild confusion. They exchanged glances, trying to figure out what exactly they were supposed to do.

Archer, ever the pragmatist, sighed and turned to Rosinante. “Well, looks like we’re on our own until she gets back. What’s your plan?”

Rosinante shrugged, a playful grin on his face. “I suppose I should get ready. If we’re going to have our pictures taken, I might as well look the part.”

He retreated to their cabin, only to reemerge moments later with a nostalgic flair. Rosinante was wearing his old red hat and had applied the trademark makeup he used during his time with his brother’s crew. Archer couldn’t help but smile.

“It’s like stepping back in time,” Archer said, admiring the transformation.

Rosinante adjusted his hat and gave Archer a wink. “Perhaps it’ll help Law recognize me. A little touch of the past might do the trick.”

Meanwhile, Archer decided to keep things simple. He gave his face a quick wash, just enough to freshen up without making a fuss. Giles, on the other hand, was adamant about not changing a thing.

“I’m fine as I am,” Giles declared with a casual shrug. “No need for any fancy stuff.”

Archer chuckled. “You’re not worried about how you look?”

Giles grinned. “Not at all. I’ll let my skills and my fishman charm speak for themselves.”

 

A few hours later Raya returned. But she wasn’t alone. Dragging a man bound with a rope behind her, she marched up the gangway with a look of satisfaction that could only be described as triumph mixed with mischief.

Archer, Rosinante, and Giles watched in stunned silence as Raya hauled the unfortunate man aboard. Archer’s jaw dropped, and he couldn’t help but burst into laughter. His laughter rang out, echoing across the deck as he took in the sight of the journalist—clearly bewildered and more than a little apprehensive.

“What in the world—?” Archer managed between bouts of laughter.

Raya, showing no sign of remorse, threw the man onto the deck. She crouched down beside him, her eyes glinting with a blend of menace and amusement. “Alright, here’s the deal,” she said firmly. “You’re going to take some pictures of us, write down a few notes about our personalities, and then you’ll report back to the nearest Marine headquarters. In return, we’ll burn down your competitor’s printing press.”

Archer’s laughter paused abruptly as he stared at her, wide-eyed. “Wait, what? Why are we involved in arson now? And why burn down his competitor’s press?”

Raya simply shrugged, her grin never faltering. “It’s a little extra incentive. Besides, it seemed like a fitting way to make sure he keeps his end of the bargain. And hey, it’s not every day you get to add ‘arsonist’ to your list of achievements.”

The journalist nodded vigorously, clearly eager to escape with his life. He immediately began taking headshots of the crew. He snapped pictures of Archer, Rosinante, Giles, and even Raya with an almost frenzied speed. Between photos, he scribbled notes furiously, trying to keep up with the whirlwind of events.

Archer watched him with a bemused expression. “So, we’re really doing this then? I suppose it’ll make for some interesting headlines.”

Raya, still grinning, watched as the journalist packed up his things. “Oh, absolutely. We’re making a statement. And who knows? Maybe it’ll even get back to Law. It’s a long shot, but it’s worth a try.”

With his task complete, the journalist wasted no time. He quickly untied himself and, after a hasty farewell, sprinted off the ship and down the dock, clearly relieved to be free from the clutches of the Roaring Pirates.

As the crew watched him disappear, Raya turned to Archer and Rosinante with a mischievous twinkle in her eye. “Now, pretty boy,” she said, pointing at Archer, “you and I have a date with some matches later. We need to get that fire started.”

 

It was late into the night when Archer and Raya finally returned from their latest escapade. The Silence was anchored off the coast, and Giles was stationed at the helm, ready to set sail as soon as they were back. Rosinante paced the deck with a barely concealed tension, his mind racing with worry. He wouldn’t admit it—oh no, not at all!—but the thought of Archer and Raya getting into trouble had him on edge.

As the gangway creaked and Archer and Raya came onboard, Giles greeted them with a relieved smile and a bottle of rum. Raya, looking both triumphant and disheveled, made a beeline for him and grabbed the bottle, uncorking it with a practiced twist. She took a long swig, her expression one of satisfied recklessness.

Archer, meanwhile, trudged over to Rosinante, looking like he’d had an entire day’s worth of adventures packed into a single evening. Covered in soot and smelling strongly of smoke, he was a far cry from the clean-cut pirate captain that Rosinante had last seen.

Rosinante’s eyes widened, a mix of concern and exasperation crossing his face. “What the hell happened?” he demanded, trying to keep his voice steady.

Archer’s response came in the form of a hearty laugh, which did little to alleviate Rosinante’s mounting anxiety. “Oh, you wouldn’t believe it!” Archer began, grinning from ear to ear. “We did set fire to the printing press, like planned. But then, the fire got out of control and spread to the local jail. The inmates took advantage of the chaos and started a full-blown riot!”

Rosinante’s eyes narrowed as he listened to Archer’s account. “And let me guess, you and Raya got caught up in the middle of it?”

Archer nodded enthusiastically, still chuckling. “Exactly! We got so wrapped up in the frenzy that I had to shift into my bear form just to escape. I had Raya on my back the whole time, and we made a pretty spectacular exit.”

Rosinante shook his head, his exasperation evident. He grabbed Archer’s arm and began leading him towards the cabin, his expression softening despite his frustration. “Alright, let’s get you cleaned up. You look like you’ve been through a war zone.”

Archer, still amused, followed Rosinante into their small bathroom. As Rosinante started running warm water, Archer leaned against the sink, looking at his lover with a playful twinkle in his eye.

Rosinante smirked as he grabbed a washcloth and started scrubbing the soot off Archer’s face. “I always knew you had a talent for causing chaos. Just didn’t expect you to be so… thorough about it.”

Archer’s grin widened. “Hey, I figured if we’re going to make a splash, we might as well do it big.”

As Rosinante cleaned the grime from Archer’s skin, he couldn’t help but shake his head with a mix of affection and exasperation. “You really do have a knack for turning the simplest plans into full-blown disasters.”

Archer laughed, pulling Rosinante into a quick, grateful kiss. “And you love me for it.”

Rosinante chuckled softly, his fingers lingering on Archer’s face as he continued to clean him up. “Yes, I suppose I do. Even if it means I spend half my time rescuing you from your own adventures.”

As the water washed away the last traces of soot, Rosinante let out a contented sigh, finishing up the cleaning process. Archer looked at him with a warm smile, grateful for his lover’s care and patience.

“I promise, no more arson or riots for a while,” Archer said, his voice sincere.

 

 

The night wrapped around them like a dark, comforting blanket as Archer and Rosinante settled into bed. Archer’s mind was a whirl of thoughts as he broached a topic he had been mulling over for a while.

“Rosi,” Archer began softly, his fingers tracing absent patterns on the bedspread, “are you worried about what your brother might do when he sees our bounty posters? Do you think he’ll come after you? Finish what he started all those years ago?”

Rosinante sighed deeply, running his hand through Archer’s hair with a tenderness that spoke volumes. “Of course I’m worried. But... for Law, I’m willing to take that risk. I can’t keep hiding forever.”

Archer’s voice was low but resolute. “If Doflamingo tries to harm a hair on your pretty head, I swear I’ll bite his remaining hand off.”

The room fell into a stunned silence. Rosinante’s hand stilled, and he sat up abruptly, eyes wide with shock. “Wait, what? Did you just say you bit his hand off?”

Archer, momentarily irritated by the sudden stop in Rosinante’s affectionate gesture, looked up with a puzzled frown. “Yeah, what about it?”

Rosinante’s expression was a mix of disbelief and confusion. “Did you actually bite off Doffys hand in that alleyway?”

Archer’s face flushed slightly as he tried to read Rosinante’s incredulous gaze. “Uh, yeah. I thought you knew. I mean, you were a bit busy dying at the time, but yes, I bit it off. Had no qualms about doing it then, and I’d do it again if necessary.”

Rosinante’s shock melted into a mix of relief and affection as he threw himself onto Archer, his voice filled with warmth and a hint of playful exasperation. “I love you so much, you know that? Even if you’re a crazy bastard.”

Archer chuckled, pulling Rosinante close. “I love you too, you old softie. And if you’re worried about Doflamingo, just remember—he’s no match for us.”

Rosinante smiled, his eyes softening as he nestled against Archer. “Thanks for being so... you. Even when you’re a pain in the ass.”

They both laughed, the sound mingling with the soft creak of the ship. Archer kissed Rosinante’s forehead, feeling a deep sense of peace settle over him.

 

Two weeks had passed since their escape from burning down the printing press, and Archer and his crew had taken a well-deserved break on a quiet island. The sun was shining, and the sea was calm. Archer was lounging on the beach, enjoying a rare moment of peace when he spotted a colossal ship docking nearby.

Shielding his eyes from the sun, Archer squinted at the imposing vessel. “What’s with all the overcompensation these days?” he mumbled to himself, shaking his head.

Giles, who had been enjoying a lazy nap in the sun, looked up and sighed. “That’s the Moby Dick, the flagship of Whitebeard himself.”

Archer’s head snapped around, eyes widening with curiosity and excitement. “Whitebeard? Really?” He then bellowed across the beach, “Rosi! Get your handsome butt over here!”

Rosinante, who had been enjoying a quiet moment of his own, bolted towards Archer at full speed. As he reached Archer, the latter shifted into his bear form, his roars echoing across the island with an intensity that made the very air vibrate.

From the deck of the Moby Dick, a cacophony of voices erupted in response to Archer’s roar. But amidst the confusion, one voice stood out, bellowing “DAD! PAPA!” with all the force of a freight train.

In a flash of fire and laughter, a figure leaped off the Moby Dick and soared through the air. Archer and Rosinante barely had time to react before they were tackled to the ground by a flurry of laughter and energy. Ace, grinning from ear to ear, had landed on top of them, his exuberant presence rolling them around in the sand.

For a few glorious moments, the three of them were a tangled mess of joy and laughter. Ace’s infectious laughter filled the air as he hugged them both tightly. Archer’s bear form shifted back, revealing his laughing face, while Rosinante’s eyes sparkled with tears of happiness.

Raya and Giles watched the scene unfold with wide eyes, unable to contain their astonishment.

As the laughter from the reunion subsided, Rosinante’s expression shifted from joy to a mock-serious glare. He looked at Ace with a playful yet reproachful smirk. “And just where have you been, young man? We’ve been waiting for you to drop us a line. We had to hear about you from Shanks of all people!”

Ace rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. “I’ve been kinda busy, you know, running around and all. It slipped my mind, I guess.”

Archer, still seated on the sand, crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes at his son. The stern look was at odds with the smile tugging at his lips. “Busy, huh? And I suppose gallivanting the world doesn’t include writing home?”

Ace gulped, trying to muster his most charming grin. “Uh, well, you know how it is. Things get hectic when you’re sailing and—”

A loud voice boomed from the deck of the Moby Dick, cutting Ace off. “Who are these people, Ace?”

Archer and Rosinante turned their heads to see a towering figure standing at the edge of the ship, his presence commanding immediate respect. Whitebeard, the legendary pirate, was staring down at them with a curious and slightly amused expression.

Ace’s eyes widened slightly before he straightened up and waved enthusiastically. “Oh, right! I almost forgot! This is the big guy I was telling you about!”

He turned to Archer and Rosinante with a grin. “Dad, Papa, this is Whitebeard, the most feared pirate on the seas. Whitebeard, these are my parents, Archer and Rosinante.”

Archer and Rosinante stood, brushing sand from their clothes. Archer’s face broke into a broad grin, while Rosinante gave a polite nod. The two of them approached the edge of the Moby Dick where Whitebeard stood.

Whitebeard’s eyes twinkled with a mix of amusement and respect as he looked down at them. “So, you’re the ones who raised this troublemaker,” he rumbled, his voice a deep, rumbling force that seemed to vibrate through the very air.

Rosinante couldn’t help but chuckle, taking a step forward. “Yes, that would be us.”

Whitebeard’s expression softened slightly. “It’s good to meet the parents of the man who’s made quite a name for himself. You’ve done well, raising him to be such a strong and brave individual.”

Archer snorted mumbling “More like a brat”

Rosinante, still grinning, clapped his hands together. “Well, I suppose that’s one way to put it. He’s definitely made our lives more interesting. And clearly, he’s found himself in some formidable company.”

Whitebeard chuckled, his laughter echoing like distant thunder. “You could say that. He’s made quite an impression on this old man. And now, it seems like I’ve got a chance to meet his family.”

 

 

Chapter 23: Right in the feelings

Summary:

Not even Bartolomeo's barrier can withstand the emotional damage here.
Rosinante catches a bird.
Archer needs to remember to put on clothes.

Notes:

A long one, and tough one.

Remeber to leave a comment and a kudos! :D

Chapter Text

Archer had been in his fair share of strange situations, but meeting Whitebeard—the Whitebeard—had to take the cake. The man was a living legend, almost larger than life itself, and yet here they were, walking aboard his ship as if it were any other day. Archer did his best to keep his cool, but it was hard not to feel the weight of the moment. Whitebeard’s presence was overwhelming, and not just because of his sheer size.

Still, Archer managed to keep his composure. His hand was firmly wrapped around Rosinante’s, who, despite being much taller than Archer, seemed smaller beside Whitebeard. It was comforting, in a way—holding onto Rosi made it easier to ground himself amidst the surreal experience.

The two of them followed Whitebeard into the galley of the Moby Dick, flanked by two of Whitebeard’s commanders. One had a mustache that could only be described as awesome—Vista, Archer remembered hearing his name before—and the other had a head that remarkably resembled a pineapple. That was Marco, the Phoenix, if Archer’s memory served him right.

The walk to the galley felt like it took hours, even though it was probably only a few minutes. Archer’s mind was spinning with questions, things he wanted to ask Whitebeard, things he needed to know. After all, there had been a legendary animosity between Whitebeard and Roger—the father of his son, Ace. And while Archer wasn’t one to dwell too much on the past, this felt important. He wanted answers. But for now, he’d play nice.

As they entered the galley, it was surprisingly quiet. Only the five of them sat at the large table—Archer, Rosinante, Whitebeard, Vista, and Marco. The rest of the crew had left them alone, perhaps sensing the importance of the meeting.

Whitebeard took his seat, his massive form dwarfing the chair beneath him. Archer and Rosinante settled in across from him, their hands still lightly linked under the table. There was a pause, the air thick with unspoken tension. Archer was about to say something—anything to break the silence—when Whitebeard spoke first.

“Portgas D. Archer,” the old man rumbled, his deep voice resonating through the room. “The Golden Terror, as they call you. And you, Rosinante—formerly of the Donquixote family.” His eyes flickered to Rosi with a hint of recognition. “The world knows both of your names.”

Archer raised an eyebrow, a small smirk pulling at his lips. He leaned back in his chair, trying to exude a relaxed confidence despite the fact that his heart was pounding. “Well, you know how it is,” he said, his voice casual. “You burn down a few ships, cause some chaos, and suddenly you’re the talk of the sea.”

Whitebeard let out a low chuckle, but there was a weight behind his eyes. “Indeed. But I know you didn’t come here just for a friendly visit. You’ve got questions.”

Archer’s smirk faltered for just a second, replaced by a more serious expression. He wasn’t going to lie. Not to someone like Whitebeard. “You’re right. I do have questions. About Ace, about Roger... and about you.”

The atmosphere in the room thickened as Archer's gaze narrowed on Whitebeard. He had heard the stories—the legendary animosity between Whitebeard and Roger, how the two men were rivals on the seas. And yet, here Ace was, proudly wearing Whitebeard’s mark on his back as one of his crew. It didn’t sit right with Archer, and his protective instincts were flaring up. His hand tightened around Rosinante’s beneath the table.

Archer leaned forward, his golden eyes glowing faintly with an intensity that could not be ignored. “I need to know,” Archer began, his voice low and firm. “Why did you take Ace in? With the history between you and Roger, should I be concerned? Should I fear some hidden motive?”

The glow in Archer's eyes intensified, reflecting his rising protectiveness over Ace. He wasn’t just asking as any man would about a friend—he was asking as Ace’s father. A father who had spent years raising and protecting his son from the dangers of the world.

Rosinante, sitting beside him, squeezed his hand as if to calm him down. But it didn’t stop the steady burn of suspicion in Archer’s heart. He didn’t care who Whitebeard was or the reputation he carried. His son’s safety came first.

Marco, who had been quietly observing, abruptly stood up, clearly bristling at the audacity of Archer's line of questioning. “Who the hell do you think you are, questioning Pops like that? After everything he’s done for Ace—” Marco’s words were cut short by a sudden shift in the room.

Archer’s head snapped toward Marco, his eyes glowing even more intensely, a predatory edge creeping into them. His teeth sharpened slightly, beginning to resemble fangs. “Sit down, Pineapple Head,” Archer growled, his voice low and dangerous. “This conversation doesn’t involve you.”

The menace in Archer’s voice was palpable, and Marco, despite being one of Whitebeard's most powerful commanders, felt a chill. For a split second, the room seemed to hang in the balance. Marco looked at Whitebeard, waiting for his signal, but the old man simply raised a hand, gesturing for Marco to sit. Reluctantly, Marco backed down, though he couldn’t hide the irritation on his face.

Whitebeard shifted his gaze back to Archer, his expression calm, though there was a deep understanding in his eyes. The great captain’s voice was steady as he spoke, addressing Archer directly.

“No one,” Whitebeard said slowly, “should be judged by the blood of their fathers.” His words carried weight, and Archer felt the sincerity behind them. “I took Ace in because I saw him for who he is, not for who his father was. He didn’t deserve the burden of Roger’s legacy, and I wanted to protect him. That’s all.”

Archer remained silent for a moment, his intense gaze fixed on Whitebeard, assessing him. There was no hint of deceit in the old man’s words, only the resolve of someone who truly cared for Ace. Slowly, Archer leaned back in his chair, though the tension in his body remained.

Rosinante, sensing the shift in the conversation, decided to step in. He gently took over, his voice softer but equally as resolute. “We’re grateful for that,” Rosinante said, nodding in appreciation. “We’ve spent our lives trying to protect Ace, and knowing you’ve looked out for him... it means more than you know.”

Whitebeard gave a slow nod, his massive frame seeming to relax slightly. “The stories about the two of you aren’t exaggerated,” Whitebeard remarked with a hint of admiration in his voice. “You’ve earned my respect as Ace’s fathers.”

Archer’s eyes flickered briefly with surprise at Whitebeard’s words. The fact that the man who called all his crew "sons" was acknowledging Archer and Rosinante as Ace’s real fathers—that wasn’t lost on him. Whitebeard was showing them respect in a way that few others had.

Archer exhaled quietly, the tension that had filled the room gradually easing. He shared a brief glance with Rosinante, silently communicating what words couldn’t. Whitebeard’s reassurance, along with the recognition of their role in Ace’s life, had been enough.

Still, Archer wasn’t the kind of man to let his guard down completely. He leaned forward slightly, looking Whitebeard directly in the eye. “I appreciate the respect, but make no mistake... if anything ever happens to Ace under your watch, we’ll be having another conversation.”

Whitebeard smiled, an understanding gleam in his eyes. “Fair enough, son. Fair enough.”

Whitebeard snapped his fingers, and Archer turned his attention to Vista, the king of all mustaches. The swordsman moved with practiced ease, pulling a handful of papers from a pouch and sliding them across the table toward Archer and Rosinante.

Archer’s eyes gleamed with interest as he picked up the stack. The moment he saw what they were, he couldn’t help but let out a mad crackle of laughter. Bounty posters. Their bounty posters.

His fingers gripped the edges of the paper, and he stared at the number beneath his face: 325,000,000 bellis. He let out another laugh, louder this time, the thrill of it surging through him. The picture they used was perfect. He had an intense stare, his eyes glowing just slightly, and his signature crooked smile made him look every bit the menace they thought he was.

“Hell, this is awesome,” Archer muttered, holding it up to Rosinante, who was already examining his own poster.

Rosinante’s poster had the same bounty as Archer’s: 325,000,000 bellis. In the picture, he was grinning widely, flashing a broad smile while holding up a peace sign with his fingers, completely at odds with the terrifying reputation that accompanied that kind of bounty. Archer snorted at the sight of it. Leave it to Rosinante to look so cheerful in a wanted poster.

“Look at that smile,” Archer teased, poking Rosinante in the ribs. “You’re practically begging them to come after you.”

Rosinante just chuckled, clearly pleased with how the picture turned out.

Next up was Raya’s bounty poster. Archer whistled when he saw it—100,000,000 bellis. For her first bounty, that was pretty impressive. Her picture was downright unsettling, though. She was grinning wickedly while licking her lips, looking like she was ready to gut anyone who crossed her path. It was an accurate portrayal of her no-nonsense, dangerous attitude, and Archer had to admire it.

“Not bad for a first-timer,” Archer mused, waving the poster in front of Rosinante. “She’ll love this.”

Finally, Giles’ poster came into view. 150,000,000 bellis. It was a solid number, especially for someone trying to lay low after ditching the Arlong Pirates. His picture, however, was the best part. Giles looked utterly grumpy, as though he had been forced to sit still for too long and was about to snap at whoever took the photo.

Archer burst into laughter, holding it up for Rosinante to see. “They nailed him. He always looks like that.”

Rosinante grinned, leaning over to take a closer look. “Yup. That’s our Giles.”

Archer leaned back in his chair, still chuckling to himself as he spread the posters out on the table. “So,” he said, looking up at Whitebeard, “I take it these are hot off the press? Or should I say, the press that wasn’t burned down?”

Whitebeard smirked at the jab, but it was clear that these bounties had been arranged to get the world’s attention.

Archer, still holding his poster, looked back at Rosinante. “Well, handsome, looks like we’re going to be real popular soon.”

 

As Whitebeard extended the invitation to join the beach party, Archer and Rosinante exchanged glances, nodding in unison. They'd been looking forward to spending more time with Ace before setting out again, and the prospect of a Whitebeard Pirates party on the beach sounded… well, hard to turn down. It wasn’t every day you partied with one of the most infamous pirate crews in the world.

As they followed Whitebeard toward the deck, Archer was already thinking about how much fun this could be. But his thoughts were interrupted when Marco suddenly pushed past them, almost knocking Archer into Vista.

Archer immediately frowned, his temper flaring. "Oi, pineapple head! What the hell crawled up your ass?" he snapped, eyes narrowing. He wasn’t one to shy away from confrontation, and Marco's constant attitude was getting on his nerves.

Vista, who had witnessed the whole thing, chuckled under his breath. “Marco’s fiercely loyal to Pops,” he explained calmly, his mustache twitching in amusement. “He doesn’t take kindly to anyone questioning him, even if it’s Ace’s family.”

Archer just shook his head, grumbling under his breath. “Loyalty’s one thing, but he’s acting like he’s overcompensating for something.” He shot a sideways glance at Marco, his annoyance barely contained.

Rosinante, as usual, squeezed Archer’s hand in a calming gesture, keeping his temper in check. “Let it go,” Rosinante whispered. “We’re here to enjoy the party, not get into a pissing contest.”

Archer sighed, taking a deep breath. “Fine, fine,” he muttered. “But if he shoves me again, I swear—”

“We’ll handle it,” Rosinante cut in smoothly with a grin, his calming presence always keeping things from escalating.

 

The party on the beach was in full swing, and Archer had to admit it was a blast. It was a rare treat to see his crew and the Whitebeard Pirates mingling so easily. Archer was enjoying himself, but he couldn’t shake the worry about Raya. The woman had a talent for causing chaos, and he hoped she wouldn’t end up setting anything on fire or kidnapping anyone during the festivities.

Fortunately, Giles was keeping a watchful eye on her, his grumpy demeanor making him a perfect counterbalance to Raya’s more unpredictable tendencies. Archer could see Giles every now and then casting concerned glances in Raya’s direction, which was reassuring. At least one member of their crew was in charge of preventing any potential disasters.

Meanwhile, Rosinante was deep in conversation with Whitebeard, discussing their search for Law. It was good to see Whitebeard promising to spread the word to his division commanders. Every bit of help mattered in their quest, and Archer was relieved to know that they might get some leads.

As Archer took a swig of his beer, Ace bounded over, excitement practically radiating off him. “Come on, old man!” Ace said, grabbing Archer’s hand. “Time to show these guys what you’ve got!”

Before Archer could protest, Ace was pulling him onto the makeshift dance floor. The music was lively, and Ace was already in the middle of a wild dance, calling Archer an old man as he did. Archer, never one to back down from a challenge, jumped on Ace and started tickling him. The two of them ended up in a tangled heap of laughter and limbs, much to the amusement of everyone around.

Rosinante, who had been watching with a bemused expression, finally had enough. With a shake of his head, he grabbed both Archer and Ace by the scruff of their shirts, pulling them apart. “You two are the pot and the kettle,” he scolded, trying to keep a straight face as Archer and Ace both stuck their tongues out at him.

The sight of Archer and Ace playfully squabbling while Rosinante looked on with mock exasperation had Whitebeard roaring with laughter. The old pirate's deep, booming laugh echoed across the beach, adding to the festive atmosphere.

 

Later in the night, the beach party had reached its peak, with most of the revelers blissfully intoxicated and dancing to the boisterous music. Archer had found a quiet spot away from the festivities, contentedly watching the scene unfold with a faint smile. He was relishing the rare moments of peace amidst the chaos of their travels.

His calm was abruptly shattered by the sight of a furious Ace storming toward him. Archer’s brow furrowed in confusion as Ace’s face contorted with rage. Before Archer could even open his mouth, Ace began to yell.

“Why did you have to question Whitebeard? Why do you always have to meddle?” Ace’s voice was a mix of frustration and anger.

Archer’s eyes widened in surprise. He hadn’t expected this confrontation, and it quickly became clear that Ace had heard about their private conversation. Archer raised an eyebrow, trying to keep his composure. “Why are you so worked up about it?” he asked, genuinely puzzled.

Ace’s rage only seemed to intensify. “I’m sick of being babied! You’re not my real dad. You’re just my uncle!” The words hit Archer like a physical blow. He felt a sharp pang in his chest, a deep and painful hurt that he struggled to mask. His eyes, however, remained hard and unreadable.

He took a deep breath, steadying himself. “Fine,” Archer said, his voice cold as ice. “If that’s how you feel, then so be it.”

Without waiting for a response, Archer turned on his heel and walked away, heading back toward the Silence. Each step felt heavy, the weight of Ace’s words pressing down on him. He could hear the faint sounds of the party growing more distant as he walked.

Ace, left standing by the shore, turned around to find Whitebeard watching him with a stern expression. The old pirate’s disappointment was palpable, and his voice carried the weight of his disapproval.

“Do you realize what you’ve just done?” Whitebeard’s voice rumbled with authority. “You’ve just disrespected the man who gave up everything for you. And for what? Because Marco felt sligthed?”

The words stung, but they were a truth Ace needed to hear. He stood there, the gravity of his actions sinking in, as the realization of his mistake began to settle over him.

 

Archer climbed up into the crow's nest, his movements sluggish and heavy with the weight of his emotions. He fumbled around for a moment before locating one of Raya's hidden bottles of rum. The familiar feel of the bottle in his hand was a small comfort, a distraction from the painful reality he was trying to escape.

He unscrewed the cap and took a long swig, the fiery liquid burning its way down his throat. He winced slightly at the sharp taste but took another gulp, trying to drown out the pain that had surged to the forefront of his mind. As the alcohol began to take effect, Archer felt the tears start to fall, unchecked and relentless.

Sitting alone in the crow's nest, surrounded by the vast expanse of the night sky, Archer allowed himself to cry freely. It had been years since he had cried like this, not since the devastating loss of Sabo. But the grief was fresh and raw, and the ache in his chest was nearly unbearable. The weight of Ace’s words and the sting of rejection were too much to bear alone.

In between swigs of rum, Archer’s mind drifted back to Rouge’s final days. He remembered her gentle voice, her words of wisdom amidst the pain. "Sorrow is the price one pays for love," she had told him, her voice soft and filled with a deep understanding. Archer had always admired her strength and the way she faced her own trials. Now, in the silence of the crow's nest, he found that her words rang true in a way he hadn't fully grasped before.

He took another swig, his hand trembling slightly. The alcohol did little to numb the pain but provided a fleeting sense of solace. He stared out at the stars, their distant light barely visible through his tear-blurred vision. Each twinkling star seemed to mock his suffering, a reminder of how small and insignificant he felt at that moment.

Archer thought about Ace, the boy he had loved more than life itself, and how he had tried so hard to be there for him, to be the father figure he needed. He thought about the joy Ace had brought into his life, and how that joy now seemed so distant. The pain of realizing that Ace saw him as only an uncle, and not the father he had hoped to be, was a wound that ran deep.

The rum bottle was now half-empty, and Archer’s sobs had quieted to soft, ragged breaths. He hugged his knees to his chest, trying to find some measure of comfort in the cold, hard wood of the crow's nest. The stars continued their silent vigil, and Archer, though far from finding peace, felt a small measure of release in the midst of his sorrow.

As the night wore on, Archer remained in the crow's nest, the rum bottle resting beside him. The alcohol had blurred his thoughts, but the ache in his heart remained sharp and clear. He knew that, even as he sought solace in the stars and the rum, the pain would not easily fade.

 

The morning sun was harsh, and Ace woke with a throbbing headache. The previous night's drunken haze was quickly replaced by a jarring reality as he was abruptly slammed against a tree by Rosinante.

Ace had never seen his papa so enraged before, not even when they had clashed over his reckless behavior. This was different, raw and intense. Ace’s heart pounded as he remembered the hurtful things he had said to his dad and the chilling final words Archer had left him with.

Rosinante's voice was cold, carrying a weight that made Ace shiver. “Do you have any idea what you’ve done? Do you understand what you’ve done to the man who gave up everything for you? His childhood, his youth, his innocence. Every scar on his body is from the times he risked his life to save you.”

Ace’s throat tightened, and tears began to blur his vision. He knew what he had done, and the regret was suffocating. “I’m sorry, Papa,” he said, his voice cracking. “I know I was wrong. I regret it so much.”

Rosinante’s face softened, but there was still sadness in his eyes. “Did your dad ever tell you what he went through during the first three years he searched for you? Did he ever share what happened to him?”

Ace shook his head, his heart sinking deeper with each passing moment.

Rosinante continued, his voice steady but heavy with sorrow. “He was hunted, almost killed, sold as a slave, and beaten. All this, and more, all to find you. He was just 11 years old.”

The weight of Rosinante’s words hit Ace like a ton of bricks. The realization that Archer had endured so much suffering and pain, all for the sake of finding him, was overwhelming. The guilt and shame were almost too much to bear.

Ace stood there, tears streaming down his face, grappling with the depth of his father’s sacrifices and the pain he had caused.

Rosinante’s anger remained palpable as he pressed Ace further. “Why the hell did you say those things? What in the world possessed you to act like that? That’s not how we raised you!”

Ace mumbled a response, barely audible, his voice cracking under the weight of Rosinante’s fury.

“Speak up!” Rosinante demanded, his voice cutting through the air.

Ace took a deep breath, struggling to find the right words. “Marco told me that dad had questioned Whitebeard about me, like he was trying to talk me down. It made me think… maybe dad was trying to undermine me with Whitebeard. I guess I was just... angry.”

Rosinante’s reaction was immediate and sharp. He burst out laughing, a sound that was more of a bitter exhale than genuine amusement. “You’re an idiot,” he said, shaking his head. “Marco’s a liar and a dead bird walking. Your dad wasn’t questioning Whitebeard about you. He was asking about Whitebeard’s rivalry with your birth father, Roger, and whether there was any hidden agenda behind Whitebeard’s actions. Nothing more than that.”

Ace’s face flushed with embarrassment as he processed his papas words. The misunderstanding, fueled by Marco’s misleading comments, had led him to lash out at his dad unjustly. The realization hit him hard, and he stood there, feeling the full weight of his mistakes and the consequences of his actions.

Rosinante's voice hardened once more as he continued, "So, what are you going to do about it little spark? How are you going to make this right?"

Rosinante, seeing Ace’s struggle, added quietly, “I found Archer passed out drunk in the Silence’s crow’s nest last night. His face was red from crying. He’s hurting, Ace. More than you can imagine.”

Ace’s eyes widened in shock and remorse. The realization of how deeply he had wounded his dad hit him like a tidal wave. He felt a mix of shame and desperation. “I—I didn’t know…” he stammered. “I didn’t know it was that bad.”

Rosinante’s expression softened slightly, but his tone remained firm. “You need to go to him. Apologize, make amends, and show him that you understand what you’ve done. It’s not going to be easy, but if you care about him at all, you need to make things right.”

Ace nodded, determination hardening his features. “I will. I need to fix this.”

He took off towards the Silence, his mind racing with how to approach Archer, make amends, and hopefully begin to repair the bond that had been fractured by his rash words and misplaced anger.

 

Archer was halfway through his shower when the cabin door burst open. Water dripped from his hair as he turned to see Ace standing there, looking uneasy. Archer's eyes, still red from the previous night, met Ace's with a mix of surprise and guarded emotion.

“What do you want?” Archer asked, his voice lacking the warmth it usually held. His mind was still reeling from the hurtful words Ace had thrown at him.

Ace, his voice trembling, began to speak rapidly. “I—I’m sorry. I didn’t mean what I said last night. Marco lied to me about you questioning Whitebeard. I was so stupid. I love you, and you’re my real dad. Please, don’t leave me.”

The words tumbled out in a rush, and Ace’s face was a blend of regret and fear. He looked as if he was on the verge of breaking down himself. Archer’s heart ached at the sight of his son’s remorse, but the wounds from last night’s confrontation were still fresh.

Archer took a deep breath, trying to steady himself. The pain of Ace's words had not entirely faded, but he could see the sincerity in his son’s eyes. He stepped out of the shower, water still dripping from his body as he faced Ace.

“Ace,” Archer started, his voice steadier but laced with lingering hurt. “What you said last night was incredibly painful. It wasn’t just the words; it was the fact that you doubted my love for you. I’ve sacrificed so much for you, and hearing you call me just an uncle… it cut deep.”

Ace’s eyes filled with tears as he took a step closer. “I know. I know. I was wrong. I was angry and confused, and I took it out on you. I’m sorry. I didn’t understand the full picture. I didn’t know how much you’ve been through for me.”

Ace's shoulders shook with his sobs, and Archer could see the pain and regret in his eyes.

Feeling a pang of empathy, Archer ran a hand through his wet hair, unsure of what to say. The words that came to his mind were ones Rouge had once told him, that he remebered last night, "Sorrow is the price one pays for love." He murmured them softly.

Ace, hearing the words, was overwhelmed.

Archer held out his arms so he could hug Ace, but Archer’s heart sank as he saw Ace shake his head, his initial reluctance to accept comfort from him. The hurt was palpable, and Archer’s feelings of being rejected were sharp and immediate. Just as Archer was about to walk away, Ace spoke up, his voice muffled by his tears.

"Dad, you're naked."

Archer blinked in confusion and looked down at himself, realizing with a jolt that Ace was right. He was still clad in only birthday suit, having rushed out of the shower. Embarrassed but trying to maintain some semblance of composure, Archer quickly grabbed a pair of pants from the nearby drawer and put them on.

As soon as he was decent, Ace’s arms were around him, pulling him into a tight hug. The warmth of his son's embrace melted away the last remnants of Archer’s hurt and embarrassment. Archer wrapped his arms around Ace, holding him close. He whispered softly, "I love you so much, Ace, and all I went though to find you? I would do it all again."

Ace clung to him tightly, his voice trembling but filled with sincerity. "You're the best dad in the world."

Archer’s heart swelled with emotion. He rested his chin on Ace’s head, his own eyes moist. "And you're the best son anyone could ask for, together with Luffy."

 

Outside the cabin, chaos was unfolding. Rosinante had cornered Marco and was beating the living shit out of him, showing no mercy. The sounds of the fight echoed across the beach, with Rosinante’s rage evident in every punch and kick. Raya and Giles, from the sidelines, were enthusiastically cheering on their captain, fully supporting Rosinante’s fury.

Whitebeard stood nearby, holding back his crew, a knowing look on his face. He understood why Rosinante was so enraged. Marco had been disrespectful, and Rosinante was not one to let that slide, especially not when it came to his family.

Rosinante’s anger was palpable. He grabbed Marco by the collar, glaring down at him with a fierce intensity. “You’re a small man, Marco,” he growled. “Trying to destroy a family out of misplaced pride and jealousy. You don’t know the half of what’s been sacrificed for this family.”

Marco, battered and bruised, could only wince and stare back at Rosinante. It was clear that he had underestimated the gravity of his actions and the strength of Rosinante. Big time.

As Archer and Ace made their way down to the beach, they saw Whitebeard’s crew packing up their things. Rosinante, Raya, and Giles were seated on the sand. Raya was busy tending to Rosinante’s hands, which were scraped and bruised from a fight.

Archer, still feeling a mix of relief and curiosity, asked, “What happened here?”

Rosinante looked up with a wry smile and said, “Caught a bird. It was tasty.”

 

As the time came to part ways, Rosinante and Archer embraced Ace with all the warmth and affection they could muster. Ace’s smile was tinged with sadness, but he understood the necessity of their departure.

Archer, his eyes lingering over Ace's shoulder, caught sight of Marco, battered and bruised, being tended to by Whitebeard’s crew. The smirk that spread across Archer's face, putting two and two together about what Rosi said about catching a bird.

With a final farewell, the Roaring Pirates set sail once more. As the island receded into the distance, Archer turned to Rosinante, pulling him into a tender kiss. "Besides the kids, you’re the best thing that ever happened to me," Archer murmured, his voice filled with genuine affection.

Rosinante responded with a loving kiss.

 

 

Chapter 24: Flying in the breeze

Summary:

Nobody has ever claimed that The Roaring Pirates' methods of figthing was normal.
G for Giles.
Archer is going crazy.
Poor Zeff.

Notes:

A pretty funny chapter.
Gotta love Raya and Giles!

Leave a comment and a kudos!

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One would think that having a Fishman as a helmsman would stop them from getting lost, right? Well, that wasn’t true. Despite Giles trying his best, they still ended up sailing in the wrong direction. Which, really, was a bitch. Especially since, at that very moment, Raya was screaming from the crow’s nest about an approaching Marine ship.

“Fucking fantastic,” Archer muttered, adjusting his jacket. “Giles! I thought you were supposed to keep us on course!”

Giles growled from the helm, his shark-like grin showing signs of frustration. “I’m trying, but the currents here are wild!”

Archer couldn’t help but roll his eyes. "Is that your excuse for everything?"

Raya slid down a rope, landing beside Archer. “I told you we were veering off course hours ago,” she said with a smug grin. “But no one listens to me.”

“Because you’re always drunk,” Archer shot back. “And—" He was cut off by the unmistakable sight of a Marine battleship closing in fast. The flag of the World Government whipped wildly in the wind.

“Well, shit,” Archer said with a smirk, feeling that familiar rush. “Guess it’s time to kick some ass.”

It had been over four months since they last saw Ace, and only one single letter had made it through from Luffy—or, more accurately, Makino. He wondered how his boys were faring, but right now, his focus was elsewhere. A Marine ship usually meant trouble, and Archer was more than happy to deliver some of his own.

 

It was not a regular Marine ship.

Just their damn luck. There was a fucking admiral on board. Archer could feel the weight of the situation immediately. Shitshitshit. Which one of the bastards was it? Before he could finish musing, Rosinante had picked him up and hurled him through the air at terrifying speed toward the Marine ship.

Grinning like a madman mid-flight, Archer shifted, his bones cracking and reshaping into something far more primal. By the time his feet—or rather, paws—hit the deck of the ship, the Marines were met with a giant 2000-pound, very angry grizzly bear staring them down, ready to tear through them like paper.

Before Archer could even let out a roar, something landed on his back. Raya, in all her glory, had been thrown right after him, her wild cackle cutting through the sounds of confusion. “Damn, I gotta admire Rosi's aim,” Archer thought, amused despite the chaos.

"Get moving!" Raya yelled, her daggers gleaming in the sun as she perched on Archer’s broad back like some deranged knight riding into battle. Her evil laughter was infectious as she slashed through the air, taking out any Marine that got too close.

Archer prowled forward, his massive paws hitting the deck with thundering weight, and Marines scrambled in fear. The sound of gunfire, the clanging of swords, and the panicked screams of men filled the air. Archer didn't stop, bulldozing through lines of Marines like they were nothing more than leaves in a storm.

With Raya’s blade-work in full force and Archer’s raw strength barreling through, the Marines didn’t stand a chance. Marines fell left and right, many barely able to comprehend the nightmare unfolding in front of them.

“More! More!” Raya shrieked, enjoying the chaos far too much.

But Archer's grin faded slightly as he sensed it—an overwhelming pressure from the other side of the deck. The air grew heavy, and that could only mean one thing.

The admiral had arrived.

Just their luck, right?

Archer squinted as the sunlight caught the flashy golden suit of the admiral standing before them. Really? A gold suit? How impractical. He couldn't help but snicker at the thought of the admiral accidentally blinding his own men with that ridiculous outfit. What an idiot. Flashy, but an idiot nonetheless.

Raya, still perched on his back like some feral queen, stiffened as her eyes locked onto the figure. Without even turning her head, she stabbed a Marine who had been stupid enough to get too close. “It’s Kizaru,” she whispered, her voice low and tense.

Archer snarled, looking closer. Sure enough, it was Kizaru. The admiral had that infuriatingly lazy demeanor about him, like he couldn’t be bothered with what was happening.

“Well, fuck,” Archer thought, his fur bristling with tension. But before he could make a move, Raya patted his shoulder, her face alight with mischief. “Don’t worry, big guy. I’ve got this.”

Without missing a beat, Raya unleashed her devil fruit powers. The air around them suddenly filled with the most putrid, foul stench Archer had ever encountered. It was like every terrible smell in the world had been concentrated into one. The Marines nearby gagged, some even collapsing to their knees, while Kizaru—still standing, but wrinkling his nose—was now marked by that overwhelming odor.

No matter how fast the flashy idiot was, they could smell him coming from a mile away.

With the last of the Marines down, thanks to Raya’s sickeningly effective devil fruit powers, Archer shifted back into his human form. He knew his bear form wouldn’t be quick enough against Kizaru's light-speed devil fruit. That bastard was fast, and Archer had no intention of getting caught off guard. But as Kizaru approached them, his voice cut through the chaos—slow, monotonous, and annoyingly calm.

“Portgas D. Archer, the Golden Terror, and... Raya the Witch,” Kizaru drawled, as if every word was a struggle for him to bother with. “You two have caused quite a stir... very troublesome... very......” His insults were as bland as his tone, an attempt to belittle them both as though they weren’t even worth his full attention.

Archer’s eye twitched, irritation flooding his system. How could anyone be this boring to listen to? It should’ve been a crime to speak like that—especially when facing off against someone as lively as him. Raya, still perched on his now human shoulders, didn’t seem any more impressed.

They exchanged a glance—one of those moments where no words were needed—and burst into laughter. Real, gut-busting laughter. Kizaru was standing there, attempting to insult them, and they couldn’t care less.

Archer wiped a tear from his eye, still chuckling. “Man, that’s the best you’ve got? You’re slower with your words than Giles are with steering our ship!”

Raya, snickering, added, “I’ve seen snails with more charisma. Honestly, it’s a wonder your men haven’t fallen asleep just listening to you.”

Kizaru raised an eyebrow, but his expression barely changed. His lazy demeanor remained, as if their mockery hadn’t even phased him. But Archer and Raya just kept laughing, the ridiculousness of it all fueling their spirits for what was sure to come next.

Out on the water, Raya spotted a familiar shape moving rapidly toward the ship. It was Giles, cutting through the water at an incredible speed, with Rosinante standing casually on his back as if they were out surfing for fun. Rosinante looked completely at ease, balancing effortlessly while Giles propelled them forward like a torpedo. Raya's foot tapped Archer’s side, giving him the signal that the rest of the crew was on their way.

Archer’s lips curled into a cocky grin. He decided to play along, buying time. “Well now,” he said in a slow, deliberate tone, “to what do we owe the honor of your flashy presence, Admiral?”

Kizaru barely blinked, his voice as droning as ever. “I was just wondering... where your not so better half might be hiding... and where’s your fish?”

That last remark hit a nerve, and Archer immediately sensed Raya bristling. Her jaw tightened, and the air around them grew tense. Nobody—nobody—called Giles just a fish. Her hand flexed over her daggers, ready to tear Kizaru a new one, but before she could even utter a word, a deep voice interrupted.

"Here," Rosinante's voice boomed directly behind Kizaru.

The Admiral’s body stiffened for the briefest second. Archer smirked wider. Oh, this was about to get fun.

Before Kizaru even had a chance to react, Rosinante slammed him into the deck with a force that sent cracks spiderwebbing through the wood. Archer couldn’t help but be momentarily awestruck—sometimes he forgot just how powerful his partner was. Watching Rosinante in action was always something else, a reminder of the strength lurking beneath that goofy, gentle exterior.

As Kizaru lay unconscious, Raya hopped down from Archer's shoulders, her boots making a dull thud as she approached the admiral’s prone form. Crouching down next to him, she began to chuckle darkly. Archer raised an eyebrow, already knowing where this was headed. Rosinante, always the voice of reason, called back over his shoulder, “Don’t kill him, Raya,” as he and Giles disappeared below deck to raid the ship.

Raya nodded absentmindedly, clearly more focused on her own brand of revenge. With a quick flick of her wrist, she carved a large "G" right into Kizaru’s forehead. “For Giles,” she muttered “Fish, huh?”

Archer sighed, shaking his head as he grabbed Raya by the arm and pulled her back. “Alright, that’s enough. We don’t need an Admiral with a grudge any worse than it already is.”

Raya let out an exaggerated sigh but didn’t resist as Archer tugged her away. “He’ll heal,” she said with a mischievous grin, wiping her blade clean.

"Yeah, but we won’t, if you keep going like that," Archer muttered with a smirk, his eyes already scanning the horizon to see if any backup was coming.

Archer, rubbing the back of his neck, called out to Giles. “Hey, get over here and slap some cuffs on this flashy bastard.”

Giles, still dripping wet from his swim, strolled over with a grin, pulling out a pair of sea stone cuffs from his belt. He was the only one on the crew without Devil Fruit powers, which made him the perfect candidate for handling situations like this. Without a word, he snapped the cuffs on the unconscious Kizaru, ensuring the admiral wouldn't be able to use his powers when he woke up.

Just then, Rosinante appeared with a large bag slung over his shoulder, grinning like a kid on Christmas morning. “You won’t believe what I found.” He reached into the bag and pulled out a strange orb-like object.

Archer raised an eyebrow. “What the hell is that?”

Rosinante’s grin widened. “It’s a log pose.”

Archer blinked, clearly lost. “A what now?”

Raya, not missing a beat, pinched Archer’s cheek and gave him a teasing smile. “You really are lucky you’re cute, you know that?”

Rosinante chuckled, shaking his head. “It’s for navigating the Grand Line, love. It’ll help us sail without getting lost.”

“Oh,” Archer mumbled, rubbing his cheek where Raya had pinched him. “Well, that’s useful.”

Without warning, Rosinante picked up Archer like he weighed nothing and, with a laugh, threw him back toward The Silence. Archer barely had time to register what was happening before landing with a grunt on the deck. Before he could even catch his breath, Raya let out a cackle as Rosinante did the same to her, tossing her through the air like a rag doll.

Archer rolled onto his back, groaning. “One of these days, he's gonna throw me straight into the ocean.”

Raya landed gracefully beside him, patting his head. “Then I guess you’ll have to learn how to swim again, won’t you?”

 

Later that night, the crew was in high spirits, celebrating their successful raid and the fact that they had gotten one over on an admiral, no less. Archer was sitting cross-legged on the deck, eagerly going through the giant sack of loot they had plundered from the marine ship.

“Gold… more gold… booze,” he muttered, as Raya snatched the bottle of rum from his hands, grinning like a fiend. “Books for Giles… more books for Giles… lube for me and Rosi—nice,” he smirked, tossing it aside. “Cigarettes for Rosi… maps…” His hand dug deeper into the bag before pulling out a battered Denden Mushi. “Huh,” he said, holding it up. “Now this is some useful shit!”

Like a kid with a shiny new toy, Archer scrambled to his feet and ran toward Rosinante, practically glowing with excitement. “Rosi! Rosi! Look what I found! We can call Makino and check in on Luffy!”

Rosinante, leaning casually against the railing, glanced at Archer and then the Denden Mushi in his hands. With an amused smile, he quickly ushered Archer toward their cabin. “Alright, alright, let’s make sure it works first,” he said, guiding Archer inside as the rest of the crew continued their celebrations.

 

Meanwhile, out on the deck, a very drunk Raya was slumped against the mast, bottle in one hand and a smutty novel in the other. She was reading aloud to Giles, who, with his nose buried in one of his newly acquired books, was pretending to listen.

“...and then, with a single glance, he undid her dress,” Raya slurred, flipping a page dramatically. “You listening, Giles? This is some quality storytelling right here!”

Giles, completely unfazed, flipped a page of his own book. “Mhm, riveting stuff,” he said flatly, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

 

Back in the cabin, Archer was fiddling with the Denden Mushi, finally getting the thing to work after a few false starts. The snail blinked lazily, its antennae twitching as the line connected. Archer’s grin stretched from ear to ear as Rosinante sat beside him, waiting for the familiar voice of Makino to pick up.

“C’mon, c’mon,” Archer muttered, bouncing slightly in anticipation. It had been too long since they had checked in on Luffy, and now that they had the chance, he wasn’t going to waste it.

Makino’s voice came through the Denden Mushi, groggy and clearly irritated. “Who the hell calls at this hour?”

Archer couldn’t help but grin. “It’s me and Rosi,” he said, leaning toward the snail like it would somehow make his excitement more palpable.

The sleepy tone in her voice vanished instantly. “Oh! Archer! Rosinante! It’s been a while,” she said, sounding much more awake now. Archer wasted no time.

“Hey, can we talk to Luffy? It’s been months!” Archer asked, his voice filled with anticipation. There was a pause on the other end, and the silence stretched on longer than it should have.

Rosinante, ever perceptive, leaned closer. “Makino? Where’s Luffy? Did something happen?” His voice held a note of concern.

Makino let out a soft sigh before speaking, her tone gentle but cautious. “Luffy… he left two months ago. In a little rowboat… with just a barrel of food.”

For a moment, the cabin fell silent. Then, Archer’s face twisted with disbelief as her words sank in. “He did what? That reckless little—! He’s out there alone? In a rowboat?” Archer's voice grew louder as he launched into a full-blown rant. “What the hell was he thinking? I swear, that kid's got a death wish! Rowboat? Barrel of food? How irresponsible can he be?!”

Rosinante, keeping his calm despite Archer’s tirade, took the Denden Mushi from him. “Thank you for telling us, Makino,” he said gently, his tone a stark contrast to Archer’s ongoing complaints in the background. “Take care of yourself, alright? We miss you.”

Makino’s smile could be heard in her voice. “I miss you both too. And don’t worry about Luffy. He’s going to be just fine. I’m sure of it.”

Rosinante nodded, even though she couldn’t see him. “We’ll be in touch. Stay safe.”

“Goodbye, Rosi. And tell Archer to breathe,” she added with a light chuckle before the line disconnected.

Rosinante set the snail down and glanced over at Archer, who was still pacing and muttering about Luffy’s terrible decision-making.

“Relax, love,” Rosinante said, leaning back with a sigh. “It’s Luffy. We both knew this day was coming.”

Archer groaned, rubbing his hands over his face. “Yeah, but two months? And in a rowboat? What’s wrong with him?”

Rosinante smiled softly, reaching out to pull Archer into a hug. “He’s chasing his dream. Just like you did.”

Archer let out a long sigh, melting into Rosinante’s embrace. “I know, but it’s still hard. He’s our son, Rosi.”

“I know,” Rosinante murmured, pressing a kiss to the top of Archer’s head. “We’ll find him again, Archer. He’s got his own journey, just like Ace.”

“Yeah,” Archer mumbled, calming down as Rosinante held him close. "Still gonna knock some sense into that thick skull when I see him."

 

The next day, Archer was still gloomy, pacing around the deck and muttering to himself about "reckless kids" and "rowboats." His grumbling had started at dawn and showed no signs of stopping. Giles, noticing Archer’s foul mood, approached Rosinante with a raised eyebrow.

“What’s wrong with blondie?” Giles asked, his voice filled with concern.

Rosinante chuckled, clearly amused by the situation. “Oh, it’s just Luffy,” he said, waving his hand dismissively. “That kid rowed off two months ago in some rickety little boat, and Archer’s been fuming ever since he found out last night, even in his sleep! I swear, it’s the longest rant he’s gone on since Ace once fell asleep mid-lecture.”

Giles grinned at the thought. “That’s something my older brother, Jinbei, used to do when we were kids. He’d rant for hours, and by the time he was finished, we’d all be passed out.”

Rosinante laughed, clapping Giles on the back. “I guess some things never change. Family is family, whether they’re human or fishman.”

Nearby, Raya stumbled out from below deck, looking like she’d barely survived the night. Her hair was a mess, and her clothes were rumpled, but she still managed to crack a smile at Archer’s expense.

“Mama bear's at it again, huh?” she mumbled, rubbing her eyes. “Can’t say I’m surprised. He’s always ready to pounce when it comes to his cubs.”

Rosinante nodded, his smile softening as he watched Archer pace back and forth, still muttering. “Yeah, he is. He cares so much. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone love their kids as fiercely as he does.”

“Tell me about it,” Raya added with a yawn. “Just glad I’m not in his crosshairs this time.”

Giles chuckled, folding his arms. “Maybe we should just let him rant until he wears himself out. Worked for Jinbei back in the day.”

Rosinante smirked. “Good plan. Let him blow off steam. Luffy will be fine, and once Archer realizes that, he’ll calm down.”

Together, the three of them shared a knowing glance, leaving Archer to pace and grumble in peace.

Archer suddenly stopped mid-step, his eyes wide and wild, as if some profound revelation had struck him. He stood there for a moment, frozen in place, and then, without warning, bolted below deck without uttering a single word.

Giles and Raya both stared after him, puzzled, while Rosinante sighed and rubbed his temples. “Here we go again,” he muttered under his breath, already suspecting Archer was on the verge of doing something either incredibly brilliant or downright ridiculous.

Rosinante glanced over at Giles and Raya, both of whom were still watching Archer’s retreat with varying levels of amusement and concern. “I’ll go make sure he doesn’t burn the ship down,” he said, standing up and stretching before following Archer below deck.

As he descended the stairs, Rosinante had a sinking feeling. Archer’s sudden moments of clarity could swing either way, and there was no telling what was going through his head this time. When Rosinante found him, Archer was rummaging through various supplies, looking more determined by the second.

“Love,” Rosinante began cautiously, leaning against the doorframe, “what exactly are you up to?”

Archer was muttering under his breath, furiously tossing things aside as he searched the cabin. "Where the hell is that goddamn Denden Mushi?" he growled, clearly losing patience.

Rosinante, leaning casually against the doorframe, finally cleared his throat and pulled the Denden Mushi from his pocket, holding it out. "Looking for this?"

Archer's eyes lit up as if he'd just found treasure, and without hesitation, he practically leaped at Rosinante, grabbing the snail out of his hands with such force it almost knocked Rosinante over. "Why didn’t you tell me you had it sooner?!" Archer grumbled, already dialing.

Rosinante raised an eyebrow, leaning back again as he watched his lover's antics. "Well, you didn’t ask, did you?" he said with a slight smirk, but Archer was already too engrossed in making the call to hear him.

As the Denden Mushi started ringing, Rosinante tilted his head. "So, uh… who exactly are you calling?"

Archer didn’t answer, his eyes focused intently on the snail as it continued to ring. Rosinante, curious but not entirely surprised by the randomness of the situation, stood back and waited.

From the other end of the line, the Denden Mushi crackled to life with a familiar gruff voice. "The Baratie. This is Zeff speaking."

Archer's eyes widened with recognition, and before Rosinante could say anything, he shouted into the snail, "Zeff! It's me, Archer!"

Zeff's gruff voice responded almost immediately, irritated. "I may be old, brat, but I ain't deaf. Keep your damn voice down! And while we're at it, I've got a bone to pick with you and that absurdly tall boyfriend of yours."

Archer paused, confused. "Wait, what? What did we do this time?" He racked his brain, trying to remember if they’d caused any trouble at the Baratie recently. Maybe they drank too much last time?

Zeff let out a frustrated grunt. "It’s not you two this time. It’s your youngest offspring, that damn Luffy. Came waltzing onto my ship with a green-haired punk carrying three swords, who almost got himself sliced in half by Mihawk of all people. Not to mention, there’s an orange-haired girl and some long-nosed kid tagging along."

Archer’s eyes widened, and he looked at Rosinante, completely dumbfounded.

Archer's voice trembled a little as he asked, "What did Luffy do now, Zeff?"

The old man’s voice hardened, filled with both annoyance and disbelief. "What didn't he do? Let’s see… your brat blew a giant hole in my roof, broke nearly all our plates after we forced him to pay off his debt as a chore boy, ate us out of food supplies, challenged Don Krieg of all people—and somehow beat him! All while loudly proclaiming he’s gonna be King of the Pirates."

Archer stared at the Denden Mushi, frozen in place. Rosinante was equally wide-eyed, silently mouthing, "Don Krieg?"

But Zeff wasn’t done. "And if that wasn't enough, he stood by while lettucehead challenged Mihawk to a duel and nearly got sliced in half. Then the orange-haired girl? Yeah, she stole their ship and turns out she's working for Arlong! And what did your brat do? He set out in a damn ketch, dragging the wounded punk, the long-nosed kid, and Sanji of all people with him to go find her!"

Zeff's voice reached a crescendo as he roared, "Your kid's just like his fathers! Reckless and a damn menace!"

Archer’s jaw dropped. Rosinante, equally speechless, put a hand to his face in shock. "Sanji?" Rosinante muttered under his breath, disbelief and concern mixing in his tone.

For a moment, there was just stunned silence. Archer’s heart pounded.

 

 

Rosinante gently took the Denden Mushi from Archer’s trembling hands. "Zeff, why did Sanji join them?" he asked, trying to keep his voice steady.

Zeff let out a long, exasperated sigh on the other end. "That damn Eggplant got a heart softer than a soufflé. The brat offered him some wild dream about finding the All Blue, and before I knew it, Sanji was packing up to leave. Said it was his one shot to chase what he’s always wanted."

Rosinante closed his eyes, feeling a mixture of understanding and concern. "I see," he replied softly. "Thanks for letting us know, Zeff. Are you and the rest of your cooks all right after everything?"

There was a grunt from Zeff before he answered, "We’re fine. But I’ll tell ya, those two days with Luffy gave me more gray hairs than raising that damn Eggplant ever did. That kid’s a handful—and then some."

Rosinante couldn’t help but chuckle, despite the situation. "We know… believe me, we know."

"Take care of yourselves," Zeff added, his tone softening slightly. "If Luffy comes back here, I’ll give him an earful and tell him to call you."

With that, the line went dead. Rosinante lowered the Denden Mushi and glanced over at Archer, who still seemed too stunned to speak.

"Well," Rosinante said, exhaling deeply. "That explains a lot."

Archer blinked, slowly coming back to his senses. "Our kid… fought Krieg… and recruited Sanji?"

"Yep," Rosinante confirmed, resting a hand on Archer’s shoulder. "And somehow, we’re still surprised."

 

Archer's eyes suddenly widened as a realization struck him. "Rosi, wait a minute," he said, his voice trembling with excitement. "The lettucehead Zeff mentioned—could that be Cabbagehead, Zoro? With Mihawk and the three swords? And the long-nosed kid could be Usopp! Does that make sense?"

Rosinante's eyes grew as wide as Archer's. "That could be it," he said, his voice barely containing his shock. "We need to check with Giles about this Arlong and the orange-haired girl."

They raced up to the deck where Giles was inspecting the ship’s rigging, his brow furrowed in confusion at their sudden urgency. Archer and Rosinante approached him breathlessly.

"Giles!" Archer called out. "Do you know anything about an orange-haired girl working for Arlong? Zeff mentioned her, and we're trying to piece things together."

Giles looked up, his expression turning serious. "Nami. She worked for Arlong since she was a child. Her situation was pretty rough. She’s one of the reasons I left the crew, couldn’t take the way she was treated. Asked her to come with me, but she said no. She’s a skilled navigator, but she had a tough time with Arlong. Why do you ask?"

Archer and Rosinante exchanged a look of shock. "That Nami," Rosinante said slowly, "is the same Nami we saved from the Marines years ago. We pretended to be her parents to help her."

Archer’s face flushed with anger and frustration. "So Luffy has gathered Sanji, Zoro, Usopp, and Nami—all these people—into his crew. And now he’s off challenging everyone in sight? Goddammit!"

Archer’s rant escalated, with a colorful mix of swearwords and exasperation. Rosinante, not one to be left out, joined in the ranting, both of them venting their frustrations about their son’s reckless adventure and the chaotic state of their lives.

Raya leaned in toward Giles, her voice low and tinged with a touch of amusement. "You know, this is exactly why I never wanted kids."

Giles glanced at her, his expression breaking into a grin as he chuckled softly.

Chapter 25: Still got it!

Summary:

Kidd is a smooth fucker!

Chapter Text

It turned out, having one of those Log Pose things wasn’t so bad after all. Since their daring heist on the Marine ship, Giles had managed to steer them true without getting them lost a single time. It was a small miracle that Archer appreciated more than he’d ever expected. The device was proving to be incredibly useful, far beyond Archer's initial skepticism.

But it wasn’t all smooth sailing. One of the drawbacks of the Log Pose was its maddeningly slow reset time. Archer grimaced at the thought of it. The thing seemed to take forever to recalibrate, which meant they were stuck docked at a rather sizable island for a while. Not exactly what Archer had in mind for their next move, but it was necessary.

He glanced over at Giles, who was currently chatting animatedly with Raya about their next destination. The Fishman’s enthusiasm was palpable, his voice carrying a lively rhythm that contrasted with Archer’s growing impatience.

“Damn, it’s like waiting for paint to dry,” Archer muttered under his breath. He had never been one to sit idle for long, and the prolonged downtime grated on his nerves.

Bored out of his mind, Archer ambled over to where Rosinante was seated on a chair on the deck of the Silence, engrossed in a letter. Without a second thought, Archer plopped himself down onto Rosinante's lap, leaning his head back against Rosinante’s chest with a sigh of contentment.

Rosinante, initially surprised by the sudden intrusion, quickly adjusted to the new position. Absentmindedly, he began to run his hand up and down Archer's chest in a soothing, rhythmic motion. The gentle caress was both calming and familiar, and Archer felt a wave of relaxation wash over him.

Curious about the contents of the letter, Archer glanced up at Rosinante and asked, “So, who’s the letter from?”

Rosinante, still engrossed in the letter, replied with a casual tone, “It’s from my secret lover.”

Archer raised an eyebrow, a playful glint in his eye. “Oh, really? Is this secret lover hotter than me? And do they moan as pretty as I do?”

Rosinante set the letter aside, a mischievous grin spreading across his face. He leaned in and pressed a tender kiss to Archer’s neck before responding with a teasing smile, “Nope, not hotter, and definitely not.”

Rosinante handed Archer the letter, and as Archer skimmed it, Rosinante explained that it was from Shanks, with news that Law had been spotted in a country named Alabasta. Archer’s eyes lit up, and a radiant smile spread across his face, one that completely captivated Rosinante. Overwhelmed by the sight, Rosinante couldn’t help but pull Archer into a passionate kiss.

Their moment was interrupted by a loud cough. Both Archer and Rosinante looked up to see Giles and Raya standing with their arms crossed.

“Are you two done with your little lovers party?” Raya asked, her tone dripping with mock annoyance. “We planned to go out to eat and hit the bar after. Are you ready?”

Archer glanced at Raya, noticing her dress for the first time. “Wait, you’re wearing a dress?” he asked, surprised.

Raya shot him an exasperated look. “Yes, Archer. I am. Your skill at observation is truly astonishing!”

Giles and Rosinante burst into laughter at the exchange. Archer, slightly embarrassed but still grinning, shrugged and said, “Alright, alright. Let’s go. We’ve got a night out to enjoy.”

 

The night turned out to be a memorable one for the crew. They started with a delicious dinner at a fancy restaurant, where the wine flowed generously. Archer had to step in only once when a snobbish waiter made a snide comment towards Giles for being a fishman. With a cold glare and a few well-placed threats, Archer quickly shut him down, ensuring they wouldn’t have any more trouble for the rest of the night.

Raya, ever the charmer, took it upon herself to work her magic. She flirted shamelessly with the restaurant owner, a middle-aged man who clearly couldn't resist her playful wit and mischievous smile. By the end of the night, they had not only enjoyed a luxurious meal but also scored a hefty discount, all thanks to Raya’s smooth moves.

Raya, in full command of the night, had chosen a bar that was anything but ordinary. As they approached, the sound of lively music and laughter spilled out onto the street. It was massive, with colorful lights flashing through the windows, and the thrum of people dancing and drinking was palpable even from outside.

Grinning mischievously, Raya grabbed Giles by the arm and practically dragged him inside. "Come on, boys! Time to party!" she shouted over her shoulder.

Archer, walking in with Rosinante's hand firmly in his, looked around with wide eyes. The place was buzzing—people everywhere, spinning on the dance floor, clinking drinks, and laughing loudly. He took a deep breath, the atmosphere energizing.

"Good call, Raya," Archer admitted, his lips curling into a smile as he gave her an approving nod.

Rosinante, dressed in something much cleaner and more stylish than his usual raggedy coat, squeezed Archer’s hand. "I'm glad she made us change. We actually fit in here for once."

Archer looked down at his own outfit—simple but clean and sharp, thanks to Raya's insistence—and then at Rosinante, who looked effortlessly handsome. "Yeah," he said with a chuckle, "guess we can pass as halfway decent."

The four of them found a corner to claim, drinks already making their way to the table courtesy of a passing waiter. Raya leaned back, satisfied. "This is exactly what we needed."

 

As the night progressed, the drinks kept flowing, and laughter grew louder. Raya, ever the life of the party, somehow convinced Giles to join her on the dance floor. Archer watched as the massive fishman reluctantly let himself be dragged to the center of the room, his awkwardness soon fading as Raya spun around him, dancing with an infectious energy. It was a sight Archer couldn’t help but smile at.

Sitting back in his chair, Archer found himself lost in thought. He had never planned on becoming a pirate, let alone a pirate captain. In fact, it still felt surreal at times. Even having his own crew seemed like a strange twist of fate. Yet here he was, with these unlikely companions—Raya, Giles, Rosinante—somehow forming a crew that felt like family.

They were all crazy bastards, each with their quirks and wild pasts, but they matched in ways he never expected. The thought warmed his heart as he watched Giles, who was usually so composed, actually enjoying himself on the dance floor, and Raya laughing like she'd won the night.

As Archer made his way through the crowded bar, the lively atmosphere buzzed around him. He glanced back at Rosinante, who was now deep in conversation with the man from Alabasta, both of them laughing and trading stories like old friends. It was typical of Rosinante to strike up a connection with anyone—he had that kind of warmth, that ability to make people feel at ease. Archer couldn’t help but smile at the sight before turning his attention back to the bar.

He squeezed between a couple of patrons, leaning against the counter to flag down the bartender.

As Archer stood at the bar, waiting for his drinks, he heard a voice behind him—smooth and dripping with confidence. "What’s a handsome man like you doing all alone?"

For a moment, Archer was thrown off, blinking in surprise. He slowly turned around to find a young man with striking red hair, though noticeably missing eyebrows. The redhead gazed at Archer with a hungry look, as if Archer were the main course on tonight’s menu.

The man took a step closer, his voice dropping to a sultry whisper. "A beautiful head of hair like that," he said, his eyes lingering on Archer’s messy locks, "belongs on my pillow... along with the rest of its owner."

Archer’s mind raced. Holy shit, he thought, it’s been a long time since someone’s hit on him. It was so out of the blue, and while Archer was used to commanding attention as a pirate captain, this kind of flirtatious attention? Not so much, mostly because he always was together with Rosi.

He opened his mouth to respond, but for the first time in a while, words didn’t come immediately. The guy leaned in closer, clearly thinking he had caught Archer off guard.

Archer blinked, finally recovering his usual swagger. "Uh, listen, kid—"

he young man grinned wide and cocky, clearly pleased with himself. "Hey, you already know my name! I’m Eustass Kidd, Captain of the Kidd Pirates, and your lover for the evening."

At that, Archer couldn’t help it—he burst into laughter, practically doubling over. Once he caught his breath, he straightened up, wiping a tear from his eye. "Listen, Kidd," Archer said with a grin, "I’m flattered, really, but you’re not my type. And, uh, I already have a partner. Add to that the fact that I’m 30, at least 10 years older than you."

Kidd's cocky expression flickered, but before he could say anything else, Archer grabbed his drinks, still chuckling, and quickly made his way back toward the table where Rosinante and the others were sitting. He didn’t notice the intense stare that Kidd shot his way as he walked off, the redhead’s smirk twisting into something more determined.

As Archer reached the table, he handed out the drinks, still smiling to himself. Rosinante raised an eyebrow, sensing something was up. "What’s got you grinning like that?"

Archer shook his head, "You wouldn’t believe me if I told you."

 

Much later that night, as they stumbled out of the bar, Giles was shouldering the passed-out Raya, who was wrapped up in Rosinante’s jacket to keep warm. Archer, still buzzing from the evening's events, launched into his story about his encounter with Kidd.

"You should’ve seen it," Archer was saying, his tone filled with amusement. "This Kidd guy, all flashy with his red hair and no eyebrows—he actually tried to hit on me! He said something about wanting my hair on his pillow. Can you believe that? I mean, who even says that?"

Giles erupted into laughter, his hearty chuckles echoing through the night. Rosinante, walking beside Archer, was quieter, his face unreadable. He listened, but his mind seemed elsewhere.

As they reached the ship, Archer grabbed Rosinante’s hand, his smile softening as he looked up at him. Rosinante glanced down, a small, contemplative smile forming on his lips.

As they crawled into bed, Archer could sense something was off. Rosinante, usually so expressive, was uncharacteristically silent. Archer, not buying the pretense, perched himself on Rosinante’s lap and looked into his eyes, his expression earnest.

“What’s wrong?” Archer asked gently, his concern evident in his voice.

Rosinante shrugged slightly, trying to brush it off. “Nothing’s wrong.”

Archer’s gaze remained steady, unwilling to let it slide. “Tell me,” he pressed, his voice softer but firm.

Finally, Rosinante sighed. “Maybe I’m a little jealous of this Kidd.”

Archer’s lips curved into a reassuring smile. He leaned in, his voice a low murmur against Rosinante’s ear. “Even if Kidd were the last man on earth,” Archer said, his tone filled with sincerity, “I still wouldn’t want him. Because there’s only one man I want, and that’s you.”

Archer kissed Rosinante softly, his lips trailing down his chest with tender, lingering touches. His kisses grew slower and more deliberate as he moved lower,

With a playful grin, Archer positioned himself at the foot of the bed, his golden eyes sparkling with anticipation. Leaning over, Archer took Rosinante's thick cock into his warm mouth, his lips wrapping around the head and sliding down the shaft.

Rosinante's dick was already semi-erect. As Archer's mouth engulfed him, Rosinante's eyes fluttered open, adjusting to the sight of his golden-haired lover deep-throating him with expertise. "I love you so fucking much," Archer purred, his voice muffled as he spoke around Rosinante's length. He looked up, his eyes locking with Rosinante's, a silent promise of pleasure gleaming in their depths.

Rosinante groaned, his hands running through Archer's wavy blond hair, encouraging him to take more of his throbbing cock. Archer complied, his tongue swirling and teasing the sensitive underside, making Rosinante's breath hitch.

The sensation of Archer's warm, wet mouth was exquisite, and Rosinante couldn't help but thrust his hips gently, fucking that gorgeous mouth. But Archer had other plans. He wanted to tease and please his lover in a different way.

With a final, deep suck, he pulled off, leaving Rosinante's cock glistening with saliva. Archer's eyes sparkled with mischief as he climbed onto the bed, straddling Rosinante's waist. Rosinante then said "Your turn to feel my mouth," he whispered, his breath hot against Archers ear.

Before Archer could react, Rosi pushed him down onto the bed, positioning him on his hands and knees. The sheets rustled as Rosinante admired the view of Archer's lean back and muscular buttocks.

He couldn't resist leaning in and biting gently on one rounded cheek, eliciting a surprised moan. Rosinante’s hands roamed freely, caressing and squeezing Archer's firm ass. He spread the cheeks, revealing the tight pink hole, and blew gently, making Archer shiver.

"You're so beautiful," he murmured, his lips brushing against the sensitive skin. With deliberate slowness, Rosinante leaned in and licked a path from the small of Archer's back, up to the base of his spine, and finally, to the puckered entrance.

His tongue circled the tight muscle, teasing and probing gently. Archer’s breath quickened, his moans filling the cabin as Rosinante's tongue danced and delved, preparing him for what was to come.

Rosi's fingers joined the sensual assault, dipping into the warm, slick hole, stretching and scissoring, listening to Archer's loud moans of pleasure. The sound of his lover's voice, raw and unguarded, drove Rosinante wild.

He wanted to hear more, wanted to push Archer to the edge. With a final, deep thrust of his fingers, he pulled away, leaving Archer desperate and needy. He positioned himself behind his lover, his hard cock lined up with Archer's entrance. "Please," Archer begged, his voice hoarse with desire. Rosinante didn't make him wait any longer. He thrust forward, entering Archer in one smooth motion.

Archer's body clenched around him, hot and tight, causing him to groan in pleasure. He paused, allowing them both to adjust to the incredible sensation. "Fuck me, Rosi," Archer urged, his voice a raspy command.

Rosi obliged, gripping Archer's hips firmly, he began to move, pounding into him with fierce abandon. The bed creaked and the cabin echoed with the sounds of flesh slapping against flesh, punctuated by Archer's unrestrained moans. Rosi reached forward, grabbing a handful of Archer's blond hair, and pulled his head back, exposing his neck.

 He kissed and nipped at the sensitive skin, his other hand delivering sharp smacks to Archer's ass, leaving it glowing pink. "Yes, yes, harder!" Archer cried out, his body on fire, craving more. Rosinante obliged, his thrusts becoming wilder, driving them both closer to the edge. He could feel his own orgasm building, but he wanted to take Archer with him. Just as Archer's moans reached a fever pitch, Rosinante slammed into him, making Archer cum over the bed, screaming Rosi´s name.

Rosinante then spun Archer around, pushing him onto his knees, Archer's eyes widened in surprise, but he quickly recovered, Archer's hand found Rosinante's cock, stroking it in time with the expert movements. Rosinante could feel his climax building, his balls tightening.

"I'm close," he groaned, his voice strained. Suddenly, he came all over Archer’s face with a loud moan.

Panting and sated, Archer collapsed onto the bed beside his lover, their bodies glistening with sweat and cum. He reached up, taking a finger and scooping some of the sticky fluid from his cheek, bringing it to his mouth and sucking his finger clean.

As they fell asleep, Archer whispered to Rosinante that he loved him, and only him.

Chapter 26: Trouble? me?

Summary:

Glasses
Rolling pins
The fifth crewmember is found!
Kidd..
Flying bottle ahoy!

Notes:

Leave a comment and a kudos 😄

Chapter Text

The morning sun spilled across the deck of the Silence as the crew gathered at Raya’s call. Archer stood among them, arms crossed, waiting for whatever their day held. The sea breeze tugged at his coat, and he squinted slightly against the light. Raya, looking more lively than she had the night before, stood in the center with her hands on her hips, her voice loud and clear as she addressed everyone.

"Alright, listen up, you lot!" she announced. "We need to stock up before we head to Alabasta. It's a long journey, and we can't just rely on dumb luck to get by."

Archer smirked, his eyes briefly shifting to Rosinante beside him, knowing all too well that luck—and Rosinante’s bumbling charm—often did get them by. But still, Raya had a point.

Raya continued, "Giles, you’re up."

The large fishman stepped forward, his deep voice calm but commanding. "Alabasta’s a desert kingdom," Giles began. "Hot as hell, with very little water. The ruling family is the Nefertari dynasty, and they’re well respected. But lately, things have been going downhill—rumors of rebellion, civil unrest, and a lot of shady movements. So when we get there, keep your heads down and don’t draw attention unless necessary. We’ll need to stay hydrated and watch for sandstorms."

As Giles finished his briefing, Rosinante stepped forward, handing each crew member a list of supplies they were responsible for gathering before they sailed out.

Archer accepted his list and immediately squinted at the small, cramped writing. “Damn it, Rosi,” he muttered under his breath, holding the paper at arm’s length, then closer, trying to make out the tiny letters. Rosinante always wrote things so small.

He was still standing there, squinting and trying to decipher the list, when he felt a light poke on his shoulder. Turning around, he found himself face-to-face with Rosinante, who was holding Archers reading glasses. Archer immediately scowled.

“I don’t need those,” he said stubbornly. “I can see just fine.”

Rosinante’s amused but insistent look said otherwise. Archer knew that expression all too well—there would be no getting out of it. With a dramatic sigh, he snatched the glasses from Rosinante’s hand and begrudgingly put them on. “Happy now?” he grumbled.

Rosinante chuckled softly, his eyes sparkling with affection. “Very.”

Archer glanced back down at the list through the glasses. Admittedly, the words were a lot clearer now, but he’d never let Rosinante know that. Stupid glasses. He huffed but made no further complaints. The shopping list was straightforward enough—food, water, medical supplies, and a few odds and ends. But the moment he saw extra blankets, he rolled his eyes. Of course, Rosinante would think of something like that.

“What do we need blankets for? We’re going to a desert,” he muttered.

Rosinante heard him, of course. “Nights in the desert can get cold.”

Archer shot him a look. “I know that. But still.”

Rosinante just smiled, his soft laughter barely audible as he turned to help Giles with some of the heavier planning details.

Archer sighed, adjusting his glasses with a finger and looking back down at his list. Even though he hated wearing them, he couldn’t help but feel a flicker of warmth in his chest. It wasn’t the first time Rosinante had fussed over him, and it certainly wouldn’t be the last.

"Alright," Archer said, finally accepting his fate. "Let’s get this over with."

 

When they reached the bustling market, the scent of spices, fresh produce, and the chatter of vendors filled the air. Rosinante, ever the organized one, turned to the crew and laid out the plan.

“We’ll split up to cover more ground,” he said, glancing around at each of them. “But I expect everyone to meet back at the town square in three hours, no later. We don’t want to miss our window.”

Raya stretched her arms with a grin, clearly excited about their little adventure. But before she could disappear, Rosinante leveled a serious look at her. “And Raya, no drinking until you’ve finished your list.”

Raya pouted but didn’t argue. “Yeah, yeah, no drinks till I’m done. Got it.”

Rosinante turned to Giles next, but there was no need for a lecture. He simply nodded at the fishman, knowing Giles was reliable and probably the least likely to cause any issues.

Then, Rosinante’s gaze landed on Archer, who had been watching the exchange with a smirk. “And you,” Rosi said, eyes narrowing playfully, “no trouble until you’re done with your list.”

Archer scoffed, rolling his eyes. “I never make trouble.”

Raya snorted from behind him, and even Giles chuckled under his breath. Archer shot them both a glare but couldn’t help the small grin tugging at his lips. Sure, he’d gotten into a few scraps here and there, but it wasn’t like he started them…most of the time.

“Three hours,” Rosinante reminded them all again before he turned on his heel and headed toward his own part of the market, leaving the rest of the crew to their tasks.

As Archer made his way through the market, he couldn’t help but laugh to himself. No trouble, huh? He’d do his best… but this place was a powder keg of activity. Anything could happen.

 

As Archer wandered through the lively market, his bag nearly full and his list almost checked off, a commotion caught his attention. A group of men gathered in a tight circle, their voices raised in cheers and jeers. Curious, and admittedly a little bored, Archer veered off course and made his way toward them. He pushed through the crowd, wondering what had them so riled up.

When he finally saw what was going on, his blood began to boil.

In the center of the circle was a makeshift pit, and inside it, a small creature—dwarf or fairy, Archer couldn’t quite tell—was locked in a brutal fight with a giant rat. The tiny figure was bleeding, panting heavily, clearly outmatched but still trying to fend off the rodent. Archer’s eyes narrowed. From the creature’s battered state, it was obvious this wasn’t its first fight.

The crowd’s cheers became white noise in Archer’s ears as his anger flared. He’d seen a lot in his time as a pirate, but this? This was disgusting. A pit fight with a bleeding, exhausted creature for their amusement? Hell no.

Spotting a man on the side taking bets, Archer stalked over to him, jaw clenched. He forced himself to stay calm, at least for now.

"What the hell is that?" Archer demanded, nodding toward the small figure in the pit.

The man looked him up and down with a smirk, clearly unfazed by the question. “That? Oh, that's just a dwarf from the Tontatta tribe. Got him from a slaver a while back. Ain't he a scrappy little thing?”

Archer’s fists tightened at his sides, but he kept his voice even. "And you’re just making him fight for your entertainment?"

The man chuckled, clearly finding the situation amusing. “Better than letting him sit around useless. ‘Thing’ here’s been with me for a while now. Fights all over markets. People love it.”

Archer’s mind was already racing with ways to end this. No way was he leaving without the dwarf. "How much for him?" Archer asked, his voice deadly calm.

The man’s smile faded slightly, sensing the seriousness in Archer’s tone. “Thing ain’t for sale,” he replied flatly.

Archer’s anger flared hot. Not for sale? That was just fine. He had ways of making things happen.

 

As Archer watched the bloody fight unfold, the dwarf—Archer refused to call him "Thing"—finally managed to kill the rat. The crowd roared with laughter and cheers, entertained by the cruel spectacle. Archer, however, was seething inside, barely keeping his cool. The man who had been taking bets started packing up, tossing the exhausted dwarf into a small cage as if he were nothing more than an animal.

The sight of it made Archer's blood boil even more. He trailed the man, watching him head toward a nearby wagon, and the moment the bastard climbed up, Archer struck. A quick punch to the head knocked the man unconscious. For good measure—and because Archer was really pissed off—he hit him a few more times, making sure he wouldn’t be waking up anytime soon.

With the man out cold, Archer snatched up the cage and darted into a nearby alley, out of sight from the rest of the market. He set the cage down gently and knelt in front of it, getting his first real look at the dwarf.

Shit, he’s small, Archer thought. The little guy couldn’t have been more than 10 centimeters tall—tiny, thin, and clearly malnourished. Archer hated how bony he looked, like he hadn’t eaten properly in weeks.

Without wasting any more time, Archer pulled out his lockpicks and worked on the cage. After a few deft movements, the lock clicked open. He swung the door wide, and the dwarf crawled out slowly, looking up at Archer with cautious eyes.

"Are you... gonna be my new owner?" the dwarf asked hesitantly, his voice soft but clear.

Archer shook his head firmly, his eyes softening. "No, kid. You’re free now. I’m not anyone’s owner."

The dwarf seemed to relax at that, his small shoulders sagging in relief. “Thank you… My name’s Timble,” he said, his voice tinged with gratitude but also a deep exhaustion.

"Timble, huh?" Archer smiled warmly, though the sadness tugged at him. “Well, Timble, I’m Archer. Look, I know you’ve been through a lot, but you’re free now. Do you have anywhere to go? Any family?”

Timble shook his head. "No… I’m all alone."

Damn. If that didn’t tug at Archer’s heartstrings. He could already feel the pull, that familiar sense of wanting to help. He made a quick decision, the kind that felt right, deep in his gut.

"Hey," Archer said, his voice softening. "Why don’t you come with me? I’ve got a crew, and we’ve got a doctor who can take a look at your injuries. They’re good people, I promise."

Timble looked up at him with wide eyes, considering the offer for only a moment before nodding. "Okay."

"Alright, then," Archer said with a grin. He gently picked Timble up, placing the tiny figure on his shoulder. The weight was so light it was barely noticeable. As they made their way out of the alley and toward the market square, Archer started telling Timble all about his crew—about Giles, Raya, and, of course, Rosinante.

"And trust me," Archer said with a chuckle, "you’re gonna love them. They’re a bunch of crazy bastards, but they’re good. You’ll fit right in."

As Archer made his way toward the meeting place, he could feel Timble’s tiny hands gripping his shoulder for balance. But it didn’t take long before the little guy started to get tired, his movements slowing down until he eventually slumped over, clearly exhausted.

“Hey, you okay up there?” Archer asked softly, glancing at Timble.

“Yeah… just really tired,” Timble mumbled, barely able to keep his eyes open.

Archer’s heart gave another tug. The poor guy had been through hell, fighting for his life, locked in a cage—no wonder he was exhausted.

Without a second thought, Archer gently picked Timble up from his shoulder and placed him in his breast pocket. The tiny dwarf nestled into the fabric with a contented sigh, the warmth of Archer’s chest lulling him into much-needed rest.

Before they continued, Archer spotted a nearby fruit stand and walked over. His eyes landed on a pile of strawberries, their vibrant red color catching his attention. With a grin, he tossed a coin to the vendor and grabbed the juiciest one he could find.

“Here,” Archer said as he carefully handed the strawberry to Timble. “In case you get hungry later.”

Timble’s eyes widened as he took the strawberry—it was nearly as big as his head! He stared at it with a mixture of awe and gratitude before taking a small bite. A smile spread across his tiny face, and Archer couldn’t help but chuckle.

Shit, he’s cute. Archer thought, amused by how delighted Timble looked with his strawberry.

With his new little crewmate tucked safely in his pocket, Archer continued on his way, a satisfied smile on his face as he made his way toward the town square.

 

As Archer reached the town square, he spotted his crew gathered together. Raya was animatedly recounting her latest escapade, her hands gesturing wildly as Rosinante sighed, clearly exasperated. Giles stood beside them, chuckling at the whole scene.

“What did she do this time?” Archer wondered aloud, amused.

Giles caught sight of him and called out, “Archer! Over here!” Archer quickened his pace, a smile spreading across his face as he approached.

“Raya almost seduced a vendor,” Rosinante explained, shaking his head. “The vendor’s wife was not happy. At all.”

Archer burst into laughter, imagining the chaos that must have ensued. “I can only imagine how that went down!”

Rosinante continued the tale, detailing how he had to pull Raya away from the furious wife, who had been wielding a rolling pin as a weapon. Archer could hardly contain his laughter, picturing the whole scene in his mind.

“Sometimes I wonder if we should just put a bell on her,” he joked, leaning against a nearby wall.

Raya grinned, unfazed by the mockery. “It’s not my fault she couldn’t appreciate my charm!”

As they began walking toward the nearest bar to grab a bite to eat, Archer felt a sense of warmth. He glanced down at Timble, who was still fast asleep in his pocket. The little dwarf had already added an unexpected layer of joy to his day.

“Alright, what’s on the menu for tonight?” Archer asked, turning the conversation to more pleasant matters as they strolled through the bustling streets.

 

The meal was delicious, and the laughter flowed easily as they shared stories and enjoyed each other's company. Afterward, Archer found himself back at the bar, waiting for their next round of beers.

Just as he was about to grab the drinks, a hand landed on his shoulder, and a familiar voice broke through his thoughts. “Well, well, if it isn’t the golden beauty himself. Is tonight the night you’ll join me on my ship for an unforgettable evening?”

Archer turned around to see Eustass Kidd, the red-haired captain from the night before. He rubbed his eyes, trying to shake off the disbelief. “I already told you, I’m not interested,” Archer replied, maintaining his composure. “I’m in a relationship— a very happy one, at that.”

Kidd scoffed, leaning closer with a smirk. “Come on, pretty. You need a real man. I can show you a good time, no questions asked.”

Archer raised an eyebrow, unimpressed. “You’re really persistent, aren’t you? But I assure you, I’m perfectly content where I am.” He straightened up, trying to convey the finality in his words.

Kidd inched closer, a mischievous glint in his eye as he reached out to touch a lock of Archer's hair. “You know,” he said, his voice low and teasing, “What I wouldn’t give to see you all sweaty and panting, moaning my name.”

Archer's heart raced, not from the suggestion but from the sheer audacity of the man. He tried to take a step back, only to hit the bar counter behind him. The world seemed to narrow as Kidd’s proximity grew more intense. “Listen, I—” he started, scrambling for words, but Kidd cut him off with a smirk.

“Come on, blondie. Live a little. You can’t deny there’s a thrill in the chase, right?” Kidd leaned in, his breath warm against Archer’s ear.

Archer felt a mix of irritation and disbelief. “I’m flattered, really, but I’m not interested in your... adventures,” he managed, trying to maintain his composure despite the awkwardness of the situation.

Suddenly, two things happened simultaneously. Rosinante, noticing the tension and anger radiating from Archer, surged forward and yanked Kidd away from him, his expression furious. “Get the hell away from him!” Rosi shouted, his fists clenched and ready to swing.

At the same moment, Timble, who had apparently woken up just in time to hear Archer’s distress, decided to take matters into his own tiny hands. With a burst of courage, he leaped out of Archer’s breast pocket, scrambling up Kidd’s arm and brandishing his little spear.

“Leave him alone, you big bully!” Timble shouted, surprising everyone in the bar. With a swift motion, he slashed Kidd across the cheek with his spear, catching the redhead off guard.

Kidd stumbled back, shock painted across his face, and collided right into Rosinante, who wasted no time. With a swift punch, he sent Kidd sprawling to the floor, effectively putting an end to the encounter.

Timble then hopped back onto Archer’s shoulder, his tiny chest puffed out with pride. “Did you see that?” he exclaimed, his eyes sparkling with excitement. “I showed him!”

Archer couldn’t help but laugh, relief flooding through him. “You sure did, little guy!” he said, ruffling Timble’s hair affectionately. Turning his gaze back to Rosinante, he could see the tension in his partner's shoulders begin to ease, though the protective fire in his eyes still burned brightly.

Rosi looked down at Kidd, who was groaning on the floor, and then back at Archer. “Are you okay?” he asked, genuine concern replacing his earlier anger.

“Yeah, I’m fine,” Archer replied, still chuckling. “Thanks to Timble here and you love.” He gestured to the dwarf on his shoulder, who was beaming with pride.

Rosinante looked from Timble to Archer, his eyes softening with curiosity. “Who is he? What happened?” he asked gently, his protective instincts kicking in again.

Archer quickly explained how he found Timble in the fighting pit, sharing the little dwarf's story as Timble chimed in with details about his previous life.

Kidd, now recovering from his earlier encounter, stood up with a scowl, a masked man by his side. “You’re not getting away that easily!” Kidd shouted, ready to lunge at Rosinante.

But before he could move, a bottle sailed through the air, smashing against Kidd’s head with a satisfying crack. “Run!” Raya shouted, stepping forward with a triumphant grin, having thrown the bottle herself.

Giles, quick on his feet, took advantage of the chaos. “Let’s go!” he yelled, grabbing their supplies as the group sprinted toward the exit.

As they raced out of the bar, Raya glanced back at Timble, her eyes sparkling with excitement. “You’re super cute!” she called, her voice filled with laughter despite the urgency of the situation.

Timble, feeling a mix of pride and embarrassment, blushed and smiled shyly. “Thanks!” he replied, his little voice barely audible over the commotion.

Once they reached the ship, Giles was already at the helm, moving with practiced efficiency. “Get on board! I’ll sail us out of here!” he commanded, his focus sharp as he navigated the vessel away from the chaotic port.

As the Silence glided smoothly over the waves, Archer turned to Raya, who was already kneeling beside Timble. “Can you check him for injuries?” he asked, concern lacing his voice.

Raya nodded, her usual playful demeanor shifting to one of focus. “Of course! Let’s see what you’ve got, little guy,” she said gently, reaching out to examine Timble’s small frame.

Meanwhile, Rosinante pulled Archer aside, cupping his face in his hands. “Are you alright after that run-in with Kidd?” he asked, his eyes searching Archer’s for any signs of distress.

Archer leaned into Rosinante’s hand, feeling a rush of warmth and gratitude. “I’m okay, thanks to you, and Timble” he replied, a soft smile spreading across his face. “I really appreciate you stepping in like that.”

Rosinante’s expression softened further, his thumb gently brushing over Archer’s cheek. “What’s your plan for Timble?” he asked, curiosity shining in his eyes.

Archer straightened, his determination clear. “He’s a member of the Roaring Pirates now,” he declared, a hint of pride in his voice.

Rosinante smiled widely, clearly pleased with Archer's decision. “I think he’ll fit right in,” he said, glancing over at Timble, who was chatting animatedly with Raya about the best ways to heal his injuries.

Chapter 27: Stupid brats

Summary:

Archer gets knock around.
Luffy and Ace are idiots.
The Straw hats are impressed.
No candy for you.

Chapter Text

When they finally docked in Nanohana, Archer spotted a strange-looking ship a little ways down the harbor. Its figurehead was shaped like a ram's head, of all things. Weird, but who was he to judge? The Silence, after all, was painted entirely black with matching black sails—a choice Raya had insisted upon when they first dubbed the ship.

Archer’s attention shifted from the odd ship to his own surroundings. Alabasta was hot. And not just warm, but blistering. The kind of heat that made you regret wearing more than a towel.

He sighed, feeling sweat trickle down his back as he looked down at his own outfit, or lack thereof. Shorts. That’s all he could manage to wear in this infernal heat. But as practical as they were for surviving the temperature, there was one major downside: no pockets. He had no way to carry Timble, who usually nestled into his breast pocket.

"Guess we'll have to improvise," Archer muttered to himself.

Thankfully, inspiration struck when he found a wide-brimmed hat to shield himself from the sun. Grinning, he bought it and carefully placed a tiny drink umbrella on top, creating a makeshift shade for Timble. He turned to the little dwarf who sat on his shoulder.

"How about that, Timble? You get a VIP spot," Archer said, tipping his hat so Timble could climb on top.

Timble hopped up, looking thrilled as he settled comfortably under the tiny umbrella. “This is perfect!” Timble exclaimed, laughing as he stretched out on Archer’s head.

Archer and Timble had wandered through the sun-soaked streets of Nanohana for hours, searching for any hint of Law’s whereabouts. The air was thick with heat and dust, and even with his hat providing some shade, sweat dripped down Archer’s face. Timble sat comfortably under the tiny umbrella perched on Archer’s hat, observing the bustling crowds from his elevated position.

They had all agreed to split up before heading into the city. It was the best way to cover more ground and gather as much information as possible. But, knowing their luck as the Roaring Pirates, everything could—and would—go wrong. So, naturally, they had devised their own personal signals in case any of them found trouble or got into a sticky situation. Archer couldn’t help but smirk at the thought of what could go wrong, given their track record.

“Still no luck, huh?” Timble asked, his tiny voice carrying over the noise of the market.

Archer sighed, wiping his forehead as he adjusted the rolled-up poster of Law in his hand. “Nope. No one’s seen or heard of him.” He had shown the poster to countless people—locals, merchants, and even a few shady-looking characters who might’ve had connections—but so far, everyone had come up empty.

“Maybe he’s further inland,” Timble suggested, peeking over the rim of Archer’s hat to get a better view.

“Maybe,” Archer muttered, his eyes scanning the crowds. Where are you, kid?

 

Then something ran straight into him, Archer barely had time to react before the first impact nearly knocked him off his feet. Timble, hanging on for dear life, clung to the tiny umbrella on Archer’s hat. "What the—" Archer started, regaining his balance only for a second before another body barreled into him from behind.

"What the hell is wrong with people today?" he growled, turning around, fists clenched, ready to give someone a piece of his mind. But as he opened his mouth, he froze. The first person who had crashed into him was none other than Luffy—the brat who always seemed to show up when chaos was imminent.

Luffy, looking as carefree as ever, grinned widely at Archer. “Hey, Dad!” he yelled, with the same enthusiasm he used for just about everything. Before Archer could yell back, the person behind Luffy ran straight into his back, causing them both to tumble to the ground in a heap of limbs and grumbling.

Archer rubbed his temples in frustration. “Of course, it’s you, you damned brat,” he muttered under his breath. This was classic Luffy—chaotic, uncoordinated, and completely oblivious to the messes he created. He shook his head and walked over to where the two lay sprawled on the ground.

Before he could say anything, Luffy shouted, “Look, Ace! It’s Dad!”

Archer’s eyes widened, and sure enough, the second person untangling themselves from Luffy’s back was none other than Ace, who looked equally surprised—and somewhat embarrassed.

Just as Archer was about to open his mouth to demand an explanation from his wayward sons, Ace darted up to him, eyes wide with urgency. “We don’t have time to explain! Dad! We have to go—now!” Ace’s tone left no room for argument.

Archer let out a deep, exhausted sigh, feeling the weight of the situation settle in. "Of course," he muttered under his breath, pulling his hat from his head and shoving it into Ace's hands.

Ace blinked at him, confused. " Uhm Dad, Why are you giving me your hat right now?"

Archer just gave him a look that clearly said trust me before stepping back. The moment he shifted into his massive bear form, it all made sense. Ace’s eyes lit up with understanding, clutching the hat and a very surprised Timble, who was grinning ear to ear, hanging on to the brim of the oversized hat.

The situation escalated quickly when a group of Marines appeared at the far end of the street, led by a white-haired man who looked like he could smoke an entire tobacco field in one go. “STOP RIGHT THERE!” the man bellowed, his voice gravelly from years of cigar abuse.

Archer’s sharp eyes narrowed at the approaching Marines. "Wonderful," he thought. "Just what I needed today."

Luckily, his boys weren’t total idiots—most of the time. Luffy and Ace wasted no time, hopping onto Archer’s massive back with practiced ease. Ace still clung to Archer’s hat, while Timble perched on the brim, looking both thrilled and slightly bewildered by the sudden turn of events.

With a deep breath, Archer let out his signal, a mighty roar that echoed through the town like thunder. The roar caused people to scatter, and the sound traveled far enough to alert Rosinante, Raya, and Giles that something had gone sideways.

As Archer took off at a sprint toward the harbor, Luffy, Ace, and Timble were laughing like maniacs, enjoying the chaos. Luffy cheered, throwing his arms up like he was on some kind of twisted amusement ride. "This is awesome Dad!"

Ace, gripping the back of Archer’s fur, shouted, “Faster, Dad! They’re catching up!”

I know,” Archer growled, his voice rougher in his bear form. He raced through the winding streets of Nanohana, his paws pounding against the cobblestone as he dodged obstacles and weaved through narrow alleyways.

Behind them, the white-haired Marine captain shouted orders, trying to keep up, but Archer’s speed was too much for them. "You won't get away!" the Marine yelled, though he was rapidly losing ground.

Archer smirked inwardly. Watch me.

As they neared the harbor, Archer saw their ship, the Silence, already prepped and ready to go—bless Giles for being on top of things. Rosinante stood at the gangplank, waving them forward as Raya kept an eye out for any more Marines.

With one final push, Archer bounded up the dock, leaping onto the ship with Luffy, Ace, and Timble still clinging to him. They landed in a heap, but everyone was in one piece—more or less.

Rosinante rushed over, his face a mix of concern and amusement. “What the hell happened this time?”

Archer, shifting back into his human form, dusted himself off and took his hat and Timble from Ace, plopping it back on his head with a grunt. “Your sons happened. Again.”

 

Rosinante stood frozen on the deck of the Silence, his mouth hanging open as he tried to process the whirlwind of events that had just unfolded. His partner, middle child, and youngest had burst out of nowhere in a flurry of chaos, only for the ship to now be speeding away from Nanohana like their lives depended on it—which, knowing them, might’ve been the case.

He blinked, still at a loss for words, as Archer adjusted his hat and leaned casually against the railing, like nothing unusual had happened at all. But before Rosinante could say anything, he was tackled.

“PAPA!” Ace and Luffy screamed in unison, throwing themselves at him in a giant, bone-crushing hug.

Rosinante, caught off guard, stumbled backward but quickly found his footing. A manic grin spread across his face as he hugged them both back tightly, his heart swelling at the sight of his boys. "You little troublemakers," he muttered, overwhelmed with emotion.

But just as quickly as he hugged them, he pulled back and smacked each of them on the head, his grin never fading. “You’re all idiots! Absolute idiots, the lot of you!” He gestured broadly between Ace, Luffy, and Archer.

“Hey!” Archer protested from the side, raising his hands in defense. “For once, I didn’t do anything! I was just minding my own business, thank you very much!”

Rosinante gave him a look that was half exasperated, half amused. “Right, because chaos just follows you wherever you go for no reason.”

Ace and Luffy snickered, clearly enjoying the exchange.

"Seriously!" Archer continued, crossing his arms. "I was this close to actually finishing something without any drama, and then these two just... appear out of nowhere, chased by Marines! It's not on me this time!"

Rosinante shook his head, but his smile remained. “You’re all lucky I’m used to dealing with idiots.”

Ace and Luffy, still hanging on to him, grinned up at their papa, looking as innocent as possible despite the absolute mayhem they’d caused. “Love you too, Papa!” Luffy chimed in, nuzzling against Rosinante’s side.

“Yeah, yeah,” Rosinante muttered, though his smile softened, and he ruffled both their hair. “Just… next time, give me a warning before you bring half the Marines with you, okay?”

Ace gave a half-hearted salute. “Aye, aye, Captain Papa!”

Archer chuckled, shaking his head. "At least they have some manners when it comes to you."

Rosinante’s eyes sparkled as he looked over at Archer. “Well, someone has to be the responsible one around here.”

Archer snorted. “That’s why we have Giles love.”

 

As Luffy suddenly smacked his forehead, the sound echoed across the deck. "Oh no!" he exclaimed. "I forgot my crew... and my ship!"

Ace, still grinning at the madness of the situation, turned pale almost instantly. “Wait... I forgot my ship too!” His face, normally calm and composed, was now filled with panic.

Archer, completely done with the situation, threw his hands up in the air and turned away. “Of course they forgot,” he muttered, walking toward the galley. “I need a beer.”

Rosinante sighed deeply, watching Archer disappear before turning to the rest of the group. “Alright, Giles, we’re going to have to turn around.”

Giles, who had been quietly steering the ship and watching the whole situation unfold with a raised eyebrow, just nodded and adjusted their course without a word. He had gotten used to this kind of chaos.

Raya, however, was still standing there with her mouth hanging open. "Wait... you forgot your ship? How do you forget something like that?"

Luffy, looking sheepish, rubbed the back of his head. “Well… it’s not like we meant to. We were kinda... in a hurry.”

Ace nodded, though he still looked pale. “Yeah, we’ve been… uh, a bit distracted.”

Raya blinked, then shook her head in disbelief. “Which ship is yours, exactly?”

Luffy’s eyes lit up. “It’s the one with the ram’s head!”

At that exact moment, Archer returned to the deck, beer in hand. He took one look at Luffy and groaned. "Of course, it’s the one with the ram’s head,” he mumbled into his drink, before taking a long swig.

Rosinante chuckled despite himself and stepped forward, rubbing his temples. “Alright, alright,” he said, formulating a plan. “We can’t sail back into the harbor; the Marines are already pissed off because of…” He shot a look at Archer and the boys, “certain events. But we’ll get close enough to Luffy’s ship, and then—”

He paused for a moment, looking over his crew and the two troublemakers. “Here’s the plan: I’m going to throw Archer, Raya, Luffy, and Ace over to your ship.”

“Wait, what?!” Raya blurted, taking a step back. “You’re going to throw me again?”

“Yes,” Rosinante said, as though it were the most natural thing in the world. “You and Luffy will gather his crew. Ace, you grab your boat. And Archer...” He paused, looking over at his partner who was still drinking. “You can roar if anything happens.”

Archer lowered his beer and sighed, resigned to his fate. “Yeah, yeah. I’ll roar. Great plan, Rosi.”

Luffy beamed at the plan, clearly excited. "This is going to be awesome!"

Raya still looked less convinced, muttering under her breath about crazy plans and crazy people, but she didn’t argue further. Ace, however, nodded. "We’ll get our ships back. No problem."

Giles continued to sail the Silence closer, making sure to keep a safe distance from the Marines. Rosinante, with his immense strength, began preparing to launch them into action.

“Alright, get ready,” Rosinante said, stretching his arms. He turned to Luffy and grinned. “Hope you’ve got good balance.”

Luffy, never one to back down from a challenge, bounced on his feet. “I’m always ready!”

Archer just rolled his eyes and finished his beer, mumbling, “This is going to be a mess.”

 

As Archer soared through the air, he pondered his life choices. Really? This is where I’m at now? Flying through the air like a goddamn cannonball? Beside him, Raya was crackling with laughter, clearly enjoying the absurdity of the situation, while Ace and Luffy were grinning ear to ear like this was the best part of their day.

Archer barely had time to brace himself before they all landed in a heap on the deck of Luffy’s ship—the Going Merry, as Luffy had so cheerfully yelled mid-flight.

For a second, they were just a tangle of limbs and awkward groans before Archer quickly got to his feet, brushing off his shorts and glancing around. Six utterly confused faces stared back at him. Big, wide eyes full of shock, all looking like they’d just seen a circus act land in their living room.

Well, ain’t this cozy, Archer thought dryly as he straightened his posture, looking at the bewildered crew.

With a calmness that betrayed the ridiculousness of the situation, he gave a small wave. “Hello.”

The six people continued to stare, completely silent. Luffy, meanwhile, was untangling himself from the pile of limbs with a massive grin plastered across his face. "Guys!" he shouted, jumping up and pointing dramatically at Archer. "This is my dad!"

Archer pinched the bridge of his nose. "Great introduction, son," he muttered, before looking back at the confused crew.

Before Archer could even blink, he found himself pulled into a sudden, tight hug by none other than Oregano-boy—Sanji. The blonde cook had practically thrown himself at Archer, grinning from ear to ear like a kid who’d just seen an old friend after years apart.

"Oi, Sanji," Archer greeted with a laugh, ruffling the younger man's hair like he used to do when Sanji was a scrawny teenager back at the Baratie. "Good to see ya, brat."

Sanji pulled back, still beaming. "You too, Archer! It's been ages!"

Archer chuckled, but his expression quickly turned mock-serious as he gave Sanji a light thwap on the head. "But before you get too cozy, you better call your old man, 'cause if I gotta hear Zeff bitch and moan about not hearing from you, my ears are gonna start bleeding."

Sanji winced, rubbing the back of his head, though his grin never faltered. "Yeah, yeah, I know. I was planning to. Just been a little... busy."

"Busy?" Archer raised an eyebrow, glancing around the deck with a smirk. "Is that what you kids are calling it these days?"

Archer then turned his attention to the rest of the Straw Hat crew. A wide grin spread across his face as he walked up to Nami, his arms open. Without hesitation, he pulled her into a warm hug.

"Look at you!" Archer said with a playful wink as he leaned back to get a better look at her. "You've become a beautiful young lady, Nami. Watch out, the world's not ready for you, and especially not the marines!"

Nami blushed, though she tried to hide it with a grin, giving him a light swat on the arm. "Still the charmer, huh, Archer?"

"Only for the best," he replied with a wink before moving on to Usopp.

Grabbing the long-nosed sniper, Archer pulled him into a half hug, patting his back. "And you, Usopp, still telling tall tales?" He paused, lowering his voice with a serious edge, "Ready to forge your own legacy now, kid?"

Usopp stood up a little straighter, a grin spreading across his face as he nodded. "You bet I am! Captain Usopp’s time is coming!"

"I don’t doubt it for a second," Archer said with a chuckle, giving him a pat on the shoulder before moving on to Zoro.

The swordsman was leaning casually against the ship’s railing, arms crossed as he watched Archer approach. Archer reached out, and the two men shook hands firmly.

"Zoro." Archer's voice held a teasing tone. "You done being stupid after your little run-in with Mihawk?"

Zoro’s expression didn’t change, but there was a spark in his eyes. "Still working on that, old man. But next time, I'll be ready."

"Good to hear," Archer replied, giving him a knowing nod. "Just don’t lost on the way."

Zoro smirked, a rare but subtle acknowledgment of Archer's teasing.

 

As Archer took in the rest of the crew, something caught his eye—a little reindeer, standing behind Usopp, but hiding in the most awkward way possible, with his antlers and head poking out. Archer couldn’t help but grin at the sight.

Squatting down to the little creature's level, he gave a gentle "Hey there," holding out his hand.

The reindeer, looking hesitant but curious, shuffled forward. After a moment’s pause, he extended a tiny hoof and shook Archer’s hand.

Archer’s smile softened as he asked, “And what’s your name, little guy?”

The reindeer seemed to shrink slightly, his cheeks turning pink as he whispered, “Chopper.”

With a warm grin, Archer said, “Well, Chopper, it’s very nice to meet you.”

The little reindeer suddenly broke into a small, happy dance, hopping up and down in place. Archer chuckled softly at the sight, charmed by how adorable Chopper was.

Archer then stood up, turning his attention to the final member of the crew, a young woman with striking blue hair. Before he could say anything, Nami introduced her.

“This is Vivi,” Nami said with a smile, gesturing to her.

Archer’s eyes twinkled as he took Vivi’s hand in his own, giving her a charming smile. “Well, it’s a pleasure to meet you, Vivi.”

Vivi blushed, her cheeks turning a shade of pink as she smiled shyly in return. “Likewise, Archer,” she managed to say.

As Archer stood, basking in the playful atmosphere, a familiar voice interrupted from behind. "If you're done flirting, it's time to alert Papa that we're ready to sail out."

Archer turned to find Ace standing there, grinning like a cat that had caught the canary, his signature shit-eating smile plastered across his face.

With a raised eyebrow, Archer smacked Ace on the back of the head, rolling his eyes. “Respect your elders, brat. When you’ve got game like your old man, then you can talk. But not before!”

Ace immediately tried to tackle Archer, but Archer easily sidestepped, leaving Ace stumbling forward and catching himself before falling. Luffy’s laughter rang out, and Timble, perched atop Archer’s hat, seemed to snicker as well.

The Straw Hats, who had been watching the entire scene unfold with wide eyes, burst into chatter.

“Your dad’s awesome!” Usopp exclaimed, his admiration shining through.

“And hot,” Vivi, Nami, and Sanji whispered, almost in unison. Nami and Vivi exchanged glances, while Sanji looked faintly embarrassed but resolute in his agreement.

Luffy grinned ear to ear, arms crossed over his chest with pride. “Yeah, he is!” he said, without a hint of modesty.

Archer chuckled at their reactions but gave Luffy a sideways glance. "Don't let it go to your head, rubber brat. You've still got a long way to go if you want to catch up."

 

Raya clapped her hands sharply, instantly commanding everyone's attention. Her sweet yet deceptively dangerous voice sent a little shiver down Archer's spine. “So,” she began, her tone laced with amusement and something else that always put Archer on edge, “does anyone happen to have some explosives? Or fireworks, maybe?”

Archer smirked, knowing exactly what she had in mind. He turned to Ace. “How about you send our signal to Rosi and Giles instead? Show off a little.”

Ace’s eyes lit up with excitement, always eager for a chance to demonstrate his abilities. With a confident nod, he raised his hand, and in an instant, a massive pillar of flame shot into the air, swirling and glowing brightly before dissipating. The others gawked for a moment, clearly impressed by the display.

"That should get their attention," Archer said, smirking at Ace's obvious pride in his handiwork.

Turning to Sanji, Archer tapped his finger against his chin thoughtfully. “Hey, Sanji, think you can find me a beer, a strawberry, and some rum?”

Sanji, didn’t even hesitate. In a matter of moments, he returned with everything Archer had requested.

“Perfect,” Archer said, handing Raya the rum with a wink, Timble the strawberry (which practically dwarfed the little guy), and popping open his beer for himself. He took a long sip, savoring the cool drink in the hot Alabasta sun, and then gave a mock salute. "To waiting, good company, and surviving another day without too much trouble."

Raya raised the rum in response, Timble held up his strawberry proudly, and Ace just grinned while the Straw Hats watched the scene unfold, clearly enjoying the newfound chaos that Archer and his crew brought with them.

 

It only took about fifteen minutes for the Silence to arrive, cutting through the waves with purpose. As it docked, Archer felt a rush of excitement. Rosinante and Giles quickly boarded the Going Merry, and Rosinante wasted no time.

“Hello, everyone!” he called out, his warm smile lighting up the deck. “I’m Rosinante, co-captain of the Roaring Pirates, and these two are my sons, Luffy and Ace. Oh, and of course, Archer’s my partner.”

Nami, Sanji, Usopp, and Zoro all greeted him with big smiles, clearly happy to see Rosinante again. “Hey, Rosi!” Nami chimed, her eyes sparkling. “You’re just as charming as ever!”

Rosinante chuckled, his cheeks slightly flushed. He moved on to greet Vivi and Chopper, kneeling down to meet the little reindeer at eye level. “And who do we have here?” he asked, his tone gentle and inviting.

“Chopper!” the little reindeer exclaimed, puffing out his chest. “Nice to meet you!”

Rosinante grinned, ruffling Chopper’s fur affectionately. “Nice to meet you too, Chopper. I think we’re going to be great friends.”

Meanwhile, Giles waved a casual hello to the crew and then positioned himself next to Raya, who was already animatedly discussing something with Sanji about cooking.

 

But not five minutes later, a massive Marine ship came barreling toward them, interrupting the lively atmosphere on the Going Merry. Archer’s annoyance flared as he set his beer down, watching Luffy and the crew begin to panic. Ace, somehow, had fallen asleep right in the middle of it all.

“Alright, listen up!” Archer clapped his hands to grab their attention, his voice steady and commanding. “Roaring Pirates, be ready!” He pulled off his hat and handed Timble to Raya, who tucked him safely into her cleavage.

“Let’s show them what we can do!” Rosinante said, a fierce glint in his eyes. With a quick, fluid motion, he threw Archer at the incoming Marine ship.

In midair, Archer transformed into his bear form, a massive creature that hit the deck of the Marine ship with a thunderous crash, sending Marines scattering in fear. Wa giant roar that shook the very air around them.

Raya landed gracefully on his back, daggers drawn and an eager Timble perched in her cleavage, ready for action. Together, they charged forward, embodying the chaos of battle.

Meanwhile, Giles dove into the sea, with Rosinante following suit, landing perfectly on Giles’s back as they surfed toward the ship, their movements synchronized and fluid.

The Roaring Pirates sprang into action, and the Straw Hats watched in awe, their mouths agape at the sight. Archer’s transformation, the sheer force of their assault—it was a spectacle to behold.

“Your dads are awesome!” Usopp exclaimed, eyes wide.

“Yeah, and hot!” Nami, Vivi, and Sanji whispered in agreement, exchanging knowing glances.

 

After the fight—and the obligatory looting that followed—Rosinante, with a smirk, tossed Archer and Raya back toward the Going Merry. Both were splattered with blood, and Timble clung to Raya, shaking his little spear as if still on high alert.

Giles and Rosinante surfed back to the ship, with Giles throwing Rosinante up onto the deck before hauling himself up after him. Archer, spotting Rosinante’s familiar figure, couldn’t help but leap into his arms, wrapping his legs around his partner and pulling him in close.

“Damn, you’re all bloody,” Rosinante chuckled, but the warmth in his voice was undeniable.

Archer leaned in, pressing his lips against Rosinante’s in a deep kiss, the blood on his face only adding to the wildness of the moment. “That was exhilarating!” he exclaimed between kisses, his heart racing.

Rosinante chuckled against Archer’s lips, wrapping his arms tightly around him. “You’re a mess, but you’re my mess.”

A cough broke the playful atmosphere, and Archer turned to see Ace waking up, grimacing. Ace muttered, “Great, just like back at the stronghold. I thought I was done hearing—”

“Or witnessing!” Luffy interjected, his voice filled with a childlike incredulity.

Rosinante rolled his eyes and smacked both of them lightly on the back of their heads. “You two are brats! You should be happy your parents love each other.”

Luffy, leaned in and whispered loudly, “Yeah, but not several times a day!”

Ace couldn’t help but chime in, his grin mischievous. “It’s a wonder Dad can even walk some days.”

That line caught Zoro mid-sip of his sake, and he nearly choked, sputtering as he fought to regain his composure. The crew erupted in laughter, the tension from the battle fading into a lighthearted banter.

Rosinante, still smiling but with a mock-serious expression, smacked both of them again, though this time it was more playful than reprimanding. “You’re both grounded! No more sweets for a week!”

Luffy pouted, and Ace feigned shock. “You wouldn’t dare!”

Archer chuckled, wrapping an arm around Rosinante’s waist. “You know he would. You better watch out.”

Timble, still nestled in Raya’s arms, piped up with a tiny voice, “I think your dads is really cool!”

“See?” Archer beamed, feeling a swell of pride. “Even Timble agrees!”

Raya smirked, “Yeah, you two should take notes from him. He knows how to be respectful.”

Archer crossed his arms, a smirk playing on his lips as he turned to Ace. “Alright, brat. Enough with the teasing. How about you do something useful for once? Blow that marine ship to pieces.”

Ace’s eyes lit up with mischief, and he grinned, excitement bubbling up inside him. “You got it, Dad!”

With a flourish, he stepped forward, flames dancing at his fingertips as he concentrated. The crew watched in awe, a mix of anticipation and respect filling the air. Archer felt a swell of pride as Ace unleashed a fiery blast toward the marine ship.

The flames roared as they sailed through the air, striking the ship with a resounding explosion that echoed across the water. The marine vessel shuddered and began to crumble, smoke billowing up as the crew scrambled in a panic.

“Nice work!” Archer shouted, pumping his fist in the air. The Straw Hats cheered, their voices mingling with the sound of the blast, celebrating the chaos Ace had created.

Rosinante stood beside Archer, shaking his head in mock exasperation. “You’re really encouraging him, aren’t you?”

Archer shrugged, a playful glint in his eyes. “What can I say? He’s my son. If he’s going to cause chaos, he might as well make it spectacular!”

 

Chapter 28: World champion in hide and seek

Summary:

Wrap it before you tap it
Timble, the killer of birds
A note
Found
The dad voice

Notes:

Guess who they found???

Leave a kudos and a comment! :D

Chapter Text

Out of nowhere, in true Luffy fashion, the kid suddenly jumped up and shouted, "Let's have a party!" He didn't even wait for a response before turning to Sanji and yelling, "Bring the meat!" And just like that, the party was on.

Archer leaned back, taking in the chaos unfolding around him. It was nice, really. Meeting Luffy’s crew and seeing Ace again after all this time. He missed this—the noise, the laughter, the sense of being surrounded by family. Archer took a swig of his beer and watched the scene with a contented smile.

Chopper and Raya sat off to the side, giggling and deep in conversation about medicine. Chopper, with his little reindeer self, seemed completely enthralled, his eyes wide as Raya explained something, probably medical in nature, judging by the way she gestured with her hands.

Not far from them, Zoro was showing Timble some sword moves. The little dwaf sat perched on a barrel, eyes wide and mouth open as Zoro expertly swung his swords around. Archer couldn’t help but grin at the sight—Timble, always eager to learn something new, looked completely captivated.

Then there was Nami, sitting close to Giles. Archer's ears perked up as he caught snippets of their conversation. They were talking about Arlong, specifically how Nami had suffered under his tyranny and how Giles had wanted to take her with him when he left. The two exchanged a quiet moment, and Nami leaned over to hug Giles, thanking him. The sight made Archer’s heart warm.

Rosinante, meanwhile, was deep in conversation with Vivi. The poor girl was blushing furiously as she listened to Rosi, probably charmed by his soft smile and gentle demeanor. Archer shook his head with a smirk. Of course Rosi had managed to befriend a princess without even trying. Alabasta’s very own princess, no less! Archer chuckled under his breath. The brats—minus Ace—were helping Vivi with something. Some mysterious plan, no doubt.

Speaking of Ace... Archer’s eyes found his second son, who was sitting suspiciously close to Sanji. The two of them were engaged in what looked like a friendly conversation, but it wasn’t lost on Archer that Sanji, the Baratie’s former lady-killer, was actually giggling at something Ace said. Well, well, well... Interesting.

Luffy, on the other hand, had parked himself right next to Archer, shoveling food into his mouth at a pace that should’ve been impossible. “So, you took down Arlong, huh?” Archer asked between sips of his beer. Luffy nodded, mouth too full to speak, but his grin said it all.

“Yeah! And the Baratie was awesome! I fought this big guy—Don Krieg. But Zeff’s food was even better!” Luffy said after he swallowed, his eyes lighting up with excitement.

 

As the night went on, laughter and music filling the air, Ace suddenly pulled Archer and Rosinante aside, his usual carefree demeanor replaced by something more serious. His voice lowered, he began to speak about something that had clearly been weighing on his mind.

“There’s something I need to tell you both,” Ace started, glancing around to make sure none of the Straw Hats were close enough to hear. “It’s about someone in Whitebeard’s crew. A guy named Thatch.”

Archer and Rosinante exchanged a quick look, their casual smiles fading. Archer could feel a knot tightening in his gut, an instinctive sense that whatever Ace was about to say wasn’t good.

“Thatch was killed,” Ace continued, his voice steady but laced with pain. “By another crewmate… someone named Teach.”

Archer’s eyes narrowed at the mention of the name. He didn’t like the sound of this at all, and his stomach churned with unease.

“Teach?” Archer echoed, his tone growing sharper. “What happened?”

Ace clenched his fists, his eyes darkening. “Teach was after something… something dangerous. I don’t know the full details, but he killed Thatch for it. And now, I’m going after him.”

Archer’s heart sank. Of course, Ace would go after this guy. His son had always been driven by a strong sense of loyalty and justice, especially when it came to his family—his crew.

“Ace...” Archer sighed, running a hand through his hair. “That doesn’t sit right with me. This guy sounds dangerous.”

“I know,” Ace admitted, looking down for a moment before meeting Archer’s eyes again. “But I have to do this. For Thatch. For Whitebeard.”

Archer didn’t like it—didn’t like it one bit. His worry was palpable, and it showed in the way his jaw tightened and his hands twitched. He’d always known Ace would go after something dangerous one day, but this felt different.

“You better be careful,” Archer said, pulling Ace into a tight hug, his earlier concerns fading into raw emotion. “If something happens to you...”

Ace hugged him back, his grip strong but reassuring. “I’ll be careful, I promise,” he whispered.

Rosinante, who had been watching with concern, stepped forward and placed a hand on Ace’s shoulder. “Listen, Ace,” he said quietly, “if you need anything, anything at all, you contact us. Don’t be stubborn.”

Ace nodded, offering a small smile. “I will.”

The tension in the air seemed to lessen as Ace stepped back. Archer let out a breath he didn’t know he’d been holding. Then, with a smirk, he decided to lighten the mood.

“So, how’s Birdy doing these days?” Archer asked, referring to Marco with a grin. “Still flapping around?”

Ace sighed dramatically, rolling his eyes. “You don’t know the half of it... turns out Marco has a crush on me.”

Rosinante’s eyebrows shot up, and Archer, caught off guard, burst out laughing.

Ace crossed his arms, clearly exasperated. “Yeah, and it’s annoying as hell. I don’t like him back, but he just… keeps trying.”

Archer was still laughing, wiping a tear from his eye. “Well, if pineapple head gets too much for you, just let your papa know. He will give him another beating for old times’ sake.”

Rosinante grinned, the earlier worry momentarily forgotten as the three of them shared a laugh. Ace shook his head but couldn’t help smiling.

“All right, all right,” Ace said, shaking his head. “I’ll keep that in mind.”

 

Rosinante raised an eyebrow, noticing how Ace had been sitting pretty close to Sanji all evening. With a mischievous grin, he leaned in, nudging Ace lightly. “So, Ace... what’s going on with you and Sanji?” Rosinante asked, his voice teasing. “You’ve been awfully cozy tonight.”

Ace, caught off guard, turned a deep shade of red—blushing harder than Archer had ever seen. And holy hell, that sight made Archer’s day.

“W-What?” Ace stammered, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly. He shrugged, trying to play it off cool. “Sanji’s just... you know... cool. We were talking. He’s not ugly to look at either.”

That only made Archer and Rosinante exchange knowing smiles, both fighting back their laughter.

Archer leaned in, waggling his eyebrows at his son. “Ohhh, ‘not ugly to look at,’ huh?” he teased. “Well, well, well, our boy’s got good taste. Blond, well-dressed, and he can cook. Sounds like you might’ve caught yourself a winner, Ace.”

Ace shot his dads an annoyed look, still blushing furiously. “It’s not like that!” he muttered, though the embarrassment in his voice only made it clearer that there was definitely something more to it.

Rosinante chuckled, patting Ace on the back. “Whatever you say, Ace. Just remember—if you need advice on navigating... certain waters, you know where to find us.”

Archer grinned widely.

Ace groaned, burying his face in his hands, his blush refusing to fade. But deep down, Archer could tell his son was amused too. They were all enjoying this too much to stop.

 

The morning was crisp, the ocean breeze gently tugging at Archer’s coat as he and Rosinante stood by the gangplank of the Going Merry, preparing to say their goodbyes. Luffy and his crew had gathered, the air filled with that familiar mix of adventure and impending farewells. It never got easier, but Archer knew this was part of the life they all chose.

“Luffy,” Rosinante began, his voice warm but firm, “use your head out there. And try not to cause too much trouble, alright?”

Archer smirked, knowing full well that asking Luffy to avoid trouble was like asking the sea not to have waves. He leaned down slightly, looking at his youngest son with a gleam in his eye. “Come on, brat, what’s the motto?”

Luffy’s face brightened with excitement as he stood at attention. “Swing it till you wring it!”

Archer grinned, ruffling Luffy’s hair. “That’s my boy.” He knew Luffy would be just fine—headstrong and reckless, sure, but with a heart big enough to sail the world.

Then came the harder part—saying goodbye to Ace.

Ace stood nearby, arms crossed, his usual confident smirk plastered on his face, but there was something behind his eyes that Archer could see—a flicker of uncertainty, of danger in his quest. Archer didn’t like it one bit.

Rosinante and Archer walked up to Ace together, both of them pulling him into a tight, almost crushing hug. They held on longer than usual, feeling the weight of his journey. Neither of them were happy about Ace’s mission to find Teach, but they knew he wouldn’t be dissuaded. The least they could do was remind him he wasn’t alone.

“Be careful out there,” Rosinante said, his voice rough with emotion as he patted Ace on the back. “And don’t be a stranger. Keep in touch.”

Ace nodded, his arms squeezing them back, though there was a stubborn determination in his expression. “I will papa. Promise.”

Archer pulled away slightly, his hands still gripping Ace’s shoulders. “And before you go, what’s your motto, brat?”

Ace groaned, rolling his eyes, but there was a hint of a smile tugging at his lips. “Wrap it before you tap it,” he muttered, his voice tinged with exasperation.

That line broke the tension, sending a wave of laughter through the crew and even the Straw Hats. Rosinante shook his head, chuckling, while Archer let out a bark of laughter.

“That’s right!” Archer exclaimed, pulling Ace into one last quick hug. “Smart kid. Now go raise some hell—but not too much, alright?”

With that, they stepped back, giving Ace room to leave on his own terms. But as they watched him walk off, both Archer and Rosinante couldn’t shake the worry they felt. Still, they trusted him—and they’d always be just one call away if Ace ever needed them.

 

As the Silence sailed smoothly away from the Going Merry, the early morning sun casting a warm glow over the ocean, Archer stood on deck, arms crossed, watching the shrinking figure of their sons’ ships. His mind was still lingering on the farewells—especially Ace’s mission. Despite the laughter and jokes, he couldn’t shake the knot of worry that had formed in his gut.

Suddenly, Giles, of all people, sauntered over, his towering fishman frame casting a shadow over Archer and Rosinante. With an uncharacteristically thoughtful expression, he looked from the horizon back to the two of them. “You know,” he said, his voice deep but gentle, “you’ve got some good kids there. Real good. You should be proud.”

The words caught Archer off guard, and he turned to look at Giles, then at Rosinante, who had the same look of quiet surprise on his face. A grin slowly spread across Archer’s face, wide and toothy. “Yeah, we do, don’t we?” he said, a swell of pride rising up to momentarily replace the worry.

Rosinante nodded beside him, a soft smile tugging at his lips. “We sure do,” he echoed, his eyes still lingering on the distant spot where Luffy and Ace were likely already bickering again. “Proud doesn’t even begin to cover it.”

Archer chuckled, patting Giles on the back. “Thanks, big guy. That means a lot, especially coming from you.”

 

As they sailed further along the Grand Line, Archer couldn't help but reflect on Giles' comment about their sons. It made him grin, thinking about the chaos of their visit with Luffy and Ace. Despite all the madness, it was true—they had good kids. Archer leaned on the rail, gazing out at the sea, his thoughts flickering between pride and the deep worry that always accompanied thoughts of Law. Their oldest was still out there, hiding away with an unbeaten 14-year record in the world's most dangerous game of hide and seek.

 

Archer chuckled at the commotion behind him, hearing Raya’s voice rise in excitement as she helped Timble with his spear-throwing practice. The little guy had developed a serious case of hero worship towards Zoro, and ever since he'd seen the swordsman wield three swords, Timble had been obsessed with using at least two spears at once. Archer couldn’t help but grin at that.

Then, the cheering grew louder, and Archer heard Timble shouting, “I did it!” followed by Raya’s exclamation, “Well done!”

Turning around, Archer saw one of Timble's spears sticking out of a bird—a perfect hit. At first, he thought it was just a seagull, but Raya’s sudden cry of, “It’s a messenger bird! And it’s carrying a note!” piqued his curiosity.

Intrigued, Archer walked over to the bird-killing duo, raising an eyebrow as he approached. “Well, what have we got here?” he asked, his tone light but inquisitive. Raya had already retrieved the note from the now-deceased bird, holding it up for Archer to see.

“Looks like someone sent us a message,” she said, a mischievous glint in her eye.

Archer picked up the note, and started reading,

Archer’s eyes widened as he read the note, his face turning from its usual easy-going expression to one of shock. His heart raced as he quickly scanned the contents, disbelief setting in. Looking over at Raya, he didn’t need to say much. “Get Giles and Rosinante. Now,” he said, his voice low but urgent.

Raya, sensing the gravity of his tone, didn’t waste a second. She bolted, running faster than Archer had ever seen her, her feet practically on fire. Timble, the self-proclaimed "bird killer," jumped up Archer’s leg, scampering up his pants and shirt before settling on his arm, reading over the note alongside him.

“What’s it say, what’s it say?” Timble asked eagerly, his tiny eyes wide with curiosity.

Archer glanced at him, equally wide-eyed, both staring at the words in stunned silence. The note was from Law—their son, the one they’d been searching for all these years.

As Giles and Rosinante approached, panic and worry etched across Rosinante’s face, he was the first to speak. “What’s wrong, Archer? What happened?”

Archer turned towards Rosinante, holding up the letter as if it weighed a ton. “It’s from Law,” he said simply, his voice heavy with emotion.

And then—pure pandemonium.

Rosinante’s eyes went wide in disbelief. Giles nearly stumbled in shock, while Raya looked equally stunned. Everyone began shouting, questions flying left and right, and the air thickened with chaotic energy as the realization sunk in—Law had finally made contact.

Archer watched as Rosinante's trembling hands unfolded the note, the usually calm and collected man now visibly shaken. Though the letter was short—just a few lines—it carried the weight of fourteen years of searching, hoping, and worrying. Rosinante scanned the message, eyes locking onto the familiar signature at the bottom.

Cora-san... The name Law always called him. And there it was—coordinates, and a simple request: come alone - Law.

"Holy... shit," Archer whispered, barely able to believe what he was seeing. The air around them felt charged, like the moment had finally caught up to them after years of waiting. Rosinante, overwhelmed, sat down hard on the deck, clutching the note in his hands as if it would disappear if he let go.

Without hesitation, Archer knelt beside him, cupping Rosinante's face gently with one hand. He leaned in close, his voice a soft whisper in Rosinante’s ear. “We’re going to see him soon, love. He’s alive.”

Rosinante, too overwhelmed to speak, pulled Archer into a tight hug, burying his face in his neck. Archer felt Rosinante’s shoulders shake, and he held him as tightly as he could, knowing just how much this meant to him.

Meanwhile, Giles and Raya, understanding the magnitude of the moment, didn’t need to be told what to do. Without a word, they sprinted toward the helm and the maps, already plotting the course based on the coordinates Law had provided. The ship came alive with their efforts, the urgency and excitement palpable in the air.

Archer could hardly believe it. After all these years, it was really happening.

Timble then asked, if Law liked bird? At that they all laughed.

As the island came into view on the horizon, the tension aboard the Silence was palpable. Archer paced the deck like a prowling tiger, his eyes locked on the approaching shore. Rosinante, equally restless, moved beside him, occasionally glancing at the land ahead with a mix of hope and anxiety. Neither could sit still.

Giles, with his expert navigation, had pushed the ship to its limits, and Raya had worked wonders with the rigging to make their journey even faster. Now, with the island in sight, the time to reunite with Law felt almost too real. Archer turned to Rosinante and gave him a nod.

"Let's do this shit," he muttered under his breath, clenching his fists with determination.

Rosinante, with a rare serious expression, nodded back, his heart beating louder with every wave that brought them closer to the island.

 

The island was eerily quiet, with not a single sign of life beyond the dense jungle that loomed ahead. As the Silence touched the shore, Archer couldn’t help but feel a sense of unease settle in his gut. The overgrown greenery stretched endlessly, twisting and thick, hiding who knows what.

Rosinante stood beside him, taking it all in. "Great. Jungle... more jungle. Just what we needed," Archer muttered sarcastically, though his tone was laced with tension.

Their crew gathered on the beach, awaiting orders. Rosinante, ever the steady hand, turned to them with a serious look. “You’ll wait here for one day. If we don’t return or you don’t hear Archer’s roar by then… follow and do what you think is necessary.” His voice was calm but firm, the weight of what could happen unspoken but understood by all.

Archer met Raya’s eyes, a mischievous glint in his own. “And no fire,” he warned her with a smirk.

Raya, never one to back down from a challenge, flashed a grin. “No promises.”

With that, Archer took a deep breath, his hand brushing Rosinante's as they prepared to face whatever awaited them in the heart of that island.

 

As they trudged through the jungle, the thick undergrowth making every step more exhausting, Archer muttered under his breath. "Law could have at least given us more than just ‘an island.’ No directions, nothing. What, does he expect us to just stumble into him?”

Rosinante chuckled softly, his eyes glinting with amusement as he reached out, taking Archer’s hand to help him over a fallen tree. “Maybe he is testing us?”

"Testing my patience," Archer grumbled, though a small smile played at his lips as they pressed on.

Hours passed as they wove through the tangled mess of the jungle. The heat, the humidity—it was getting to Archer, but his thoughts stayed sharp. As they entered a clearing, Archer paused. Something in the air shifted. He sniffed cautiously, immediately catching a scent that didn’t belong in a jungle.

Rosinante sensed the change in Archer’s body language and gave him a questioning look. Archer pulled Rosinante’s hand and gave him a serious nod. “We’re not alone.”

Rosinante's expression tightened, and they both fell silent, their senses on high alert. Suddenly, the sound of footsteps crunched through the brush behind them. Archer and Rosinante spun around simultaneously, hands already reaching for their weapons.

A familiar voice cut through the tension. "It’s really you, Cora-San."

Standing just a few feet away, dressed in black with his signature hat, was Law. His face was mostly hidden by the brim, but the emotion in his voice was unmistakable. Rosinante froze, his eyes wide in disbelief, his breath catching in his throat.

“Law…” Rosinante whispered.

Law stood there, eyes locked on Rosinante, his voice low and filled with disbelief. "I thought you died that day, Cora-San... so long ago."

Rosinante sighed deeply, his hand subconsciously tightening around Archer's. “I came close,” he admitted, voice soft. “But Archer… Archer saved me.”

Law’s gaze shifted to Archer for a brief moment, a flicker of acknowledgment passing between them. He nodded once, processing this revelation.

After a beat of silence, Law asked, “Was it you two who told Whitebeard and Shanks you were looking for me?”

Rosinante nodded. “We had to. They were the only ones we trusted to help us spread the word without raising suspicion.”

Law let out a long breath, shaking his head slightly. “I thought it was Doflamingo, setting a trap to finish me off. Every time someone asked for me, I grabbed my crew and left in a hurry, always looking over my shoulder.”

Archer grunted, rubbing the back of his neck. “Well, that explains a lot. We’ve been chasing shadows for years.”

Rosinante gave a sad smile. “We never stopped looking, Law.”

Law’s expression softened, though there was still a guardedness in his eyes. “You didn’t need to go through all that trouble. I’m fine on my own.”

Archer crossed his arms, giving Law a pointed look. “Yeah? Well, we’re family. And we don’t leave family behind.”

There was a beat of silence as Law looked between the two men, the weight of their words settling over him.

 

Archer’s gaze didn’t waver as he spoke, his tone firm but not unkind. “Law, back then, I hadn’t even pulled all the bullets out of Rosinante’s chest before he was trying to go back and find you. So yeah, I get it. You’re fine on your own. You’ve had to be. But don’t you dare dismiss the man who’s been looking for you for fourteen years without hearing him out first.”

He pointed at a log a few meters away, using his best dad voice, one Law wouldn’t easily ignore. “You two—sit. Talk it out. Rosi’s earned at least that much. And while you’re at it, tell your crew to come forward. I know they’re hiding. I can smell them.”

Law blinked, visibly surprised by the authority in Archer’s tone, but then, as if realizing it was futile to argue, he nodded. “Fine,” he said quietly, then turned his head and whistled softly.

At that, Archer gave Rosinante’s hand a reassuring squeeze, a silent gesture of encouragement. “Go on, Rosi,” he murmured with a puff of air, nudging him gently toward the log. “It’s time.”

Rosinante hesitated for only a second before walking to the log, glancing back at Archer with a mixture of gratitude and nervousness.

Archer, satisfied that the two would finally get their chance to talk, settled down on a nearby rock. He crossed his arms and watched as Law’s crew emerged from the trees, wearing matching jumpsuits that were… well, something.

"Stylish," Archer muttered to himself, raising an eyebrow as the group cautiously approached.

Chapter 29: Right in the heart

Summary:

Telling tales
Distance
Rosi fucks up
Plans
Angry and hurt Archer

Notes:

Trouble in paradise

Chapter Text

The Heart Pirates were a mixed bunch, that much was obvious to Archer as they stepped out of the trees. Yet, despite their differences, there was something undeniably cohesive about them—probably those matching jumpsuits. Archer had to admit, as his eyes scanned the group, that the jumpsuits were pretty awesome. Sleek and functional, they gave the crew an air of unity, like a well-oiled machine.

Briefly, Archer’s mind wandered. Could he get the crew to wear something like that? The image of Timble flashed in his head, the little guy waddling around in a tiny version of the jumpsuit, his fierce expression softened by the ridiculous cuteness. Archer almost laughed aloud. Timble would look adorable, no doubt about it.

But then reality kicked in. Raya. She’d probably set hers on fire within minutes, a grin plastered on her face as she watched it burn, taking sheer delight in her act of defiance. Archer smirked at the thought.

And then there was Giles—stoic, calm, and far too logical to buy into something as frivolous as matching uniforms. Archer could already imagine the fishman’s deadpan stare, boring into him silently until Archer gave up and muttered, “Fine, forget the jumpsuits.” Yeah, Giles would never let that happen.

Archer smiled softly at the ragtag group in front of him, breaking the silence. “Hello there,” he said, his voice warm but curious. “Would you like to sit?”

A polar bear—wait… a polar bear?—was the first to respond, flashing a big, toothy grin before sitting down on the ground with a heavy thud. Archer raised an eyebrow but kept his expression calm. Well, that’s new, he thought, amused.

Following the bear’s lead, the rest of Law’s crew began to sit as well, though none of them said a word. There was a distinct air of uncertainty, as if they were waiting for some kind of cue, or maybe just trying to size up the strange man addressing them. Archer cast a quick glance over at Rosinante and Law, noting they were deep in conversation. Good. That left him with Law’s crew for a moment, a chance to bridge the gap.

“I’m Archer,” he introduced himself with a grin, leaning back against the tree he’d been standing near. “And you are?”

The introduction seemed to open the door. The polar bear spoke first.

“I’m Bepo,” the polar bear said cheerfully, his voice surprisingly light for such a large creature. “I’m the navigator.”

A polar bear navigator. What the hell kind of crew has a polar bear navigator? Archer thought to himself, but the thought only made him smile wider.

“Penguin,” said the next crewmember, a man wearing a helmet, nodding briefly. “And this is Shachi,” he added, gesturing to another man with a matching jumpsuit.

The rest followed suit, introducing themselves one by one, though none seemed particularly chatty. Archer wasn’t surprised. Law had clearly built a tight-knit crew, and he suspected they didn’t take kindly to outsiders—or at least, not to people they didn’t fully trust yet.

 

Archer grinned as the introductions wrapped up. “Nice to meet all of you,” he said, his eyes flicking between the Heart Pirates, enjoying the odd mix of curiosity and wariness in their expressions.

Penguin, after a brief pause, suddenly leaned forward. “Is it true?” he asked, voice almost hushed. “That you killed over 5,000 marines and raided ten bases? And that your bounty was 100,000,000 beli when you were only twelve?”

Archer blinked, then threw his head back in laughter. “Five thousand marines?” he chuckled, shaking his head. “I don’t keep count of how many marines it’s been. But as for bases, it’s only been four so far,” he said with a mischievous wink, “and three ships.”

The Heart Pirates stared at him, wide-eyed, their disbelief obvious. Archer wasn’t finished yet, though.

“Oh, and a admiral and warlord...” he continued, trailing off dramatically. The group seemed to lean in without meaning to, waiting for his next words. Archer’s grin grew wider. “Raya and I only maimed one admiral so far.”

“It was awesome1!” Archer grinned.

Silence. The Heart Pirates’ jaws practically dropped. Penguin and Shachi exchanged stunned glances, while Bepo’s eyes widened in astonishment.

“Which admiral? Which warlord?” Bepo finally asked, his voice a little shaky with awe.

Archer’s smile didn’t fade as he leaned back, folding his arms. “Well, you ever hear of Kizaru?” he asked casually.

Every single one of Law’s crew nodded instantly. Kizaru, an admiral of legendary power, known for his light-speed abilities, was a name every pirate feared.

“Well, Rosi here,” Archer tilted his head toward Rosinante, still deep in conversation with Law, “gave him a pretty good beating. But the fun part was Raya carving a nice, big ‘G’ for Giles right into Kizaru’s forehead. Left a mark he won’t forget.” Archer’s eyes twinkled with amusement at the memory.

The Heart Pirates were speechless, hanging on every word.

“And the warlord?” Shachi asked after a moment, as if afraid to ask.

Archer’s face turned serious for a moment. “That’d be Doflamingo,” he said, the name carrying a weight that seemed to shift the air around them. “Back when I saved Rosinante from him, I bit his hand clean off.” He mimicked a biting motion, laughing softly at the memory. “Didn’t have much time to stick around, though. I had a half-dead Rosinante in my arms, and had to run like hell.”

The Heart Pirates remained frozen, absorbing the sheer audacity of the stories Archer was telling them.

Shachi hesitated for a moment before asking the next question, his eyes wide with awe. "Is it true? That Fire Fist Ace is your son?"

Archer’s expression softened, a fond smile spreading across his face. He nodded slowly. "Yeah, it’s true. Ace is our son, along with Luffy. Rosinante and I raised them together, all while we were searching for Law."

 

Bepo, shyly fidgeting, looked up at Archer. “Is it true…? That you’re the Golden Terror?”

Archer grinned, nodding his head. "Yeah, that’s me. I won the Devil Fruit in a poker game when I was twelve. Thought it was just a shiny fruit at first, but... turns out it was something much bigger." Bepo’s eyes widened, filled with awe and admiration. The rest of the Heart Pirates, especially Penguin and Shachi, leaned in closer, eager to hear more.

“Can we see?” Penguin blurted out, his excitement mirrored by Shachi, who nodded eagerly beside him.

Archer’s grin widened. “Alright, but you might want to step back a bit.”

With that, he stepped away, his body beginning to shift as his muscles expanded, fur rapidly sprouting, and bones cracking as he grew larger and larger. In moments, Archer had transformed into his monstrous bear form—a giant, scarred golden bear that towered above them. His fangs, long and sharp as a man’s arm, gleamed in the light, casting shadows over the Heart Pirates as they looked up in absolute awe.

Bepo’s eyes sparkled, practically glowing with excitement. "You’re… you’re incredible!" he whispered, his voice filled with reverence as he stared up at Archer in his full form.

Penguin and Shachi were speechless, their mouths hanging open as they took in the sheer size and power of the creature before them. “No wonder they call you the Golden Terror…” Shachi muttered, still in disbelief.

Just as Archer stood in his full bear form, towering over the Heart Pirates, a familiar voice called out from the jungle.

“Archer!” Rosinante's voice carried across the clearing. Archer turned to see Rosinante and Law walking toward them, the tension from earlier seemingly gone. From the look on Rosinante’s face, it had been a good talk. He smiled at Archer, his eyes soft and filled with relief, while Law just stared at the giant bear with wide eyes, clearly processing the sight of Archer in his transformed state.

Archer shifted his gaze between them, sensing the change in atmosphere. It seemed that Law and Rosinante had made some kind of peace. Rosinante’s smile grew wider as he approached Archer.

“Give the signal to the crew that we’ll be returning,” Rosinante said, his voice light with humor, as if knowing that Archer had been waiting for this moment all along.

Archer huffed, still in his massive bear form, then tilted his head back toward the sky. With a deep breath, he let out a thunderous roar that echoed through the jungle, shaking the trees and sending birds flying from the canopy in all directions. It was a sound that carried for miles, powerful and unmistakable.

The Heart Pirates, who had been in awe of Archer moments ago, were now covering their ears, overwhelmed by the sheer volume. Even Law flinched at the intensity of it. But Rosinante just smiled, his eyes full of warmth and amusement as he looked at Archer.

 

As Archer changed back into his human form, he walked over to Rosinante and Law, giving them both a curious look. "So, what's the plan?" he asked, his tone light but direct. At the mention of a plan, Law's eyes lit up with excitement. It was like flipping a switch. He immediately began explaining, his voice slightly rushed, about how they could sail to the next island together and spend more time with one another. But as he finished, Law’s confidence faltered, and he looked a little shy, glancing at the ground as if he was second-guessing himself.

Archer grinned, seeing that familiar awkwardness in Law. "Sounds good to me," he said with a nod, placing a hand on Law's shoulder. "But we better get moving before Raya burns down the forest waiting for us."

At that, Rosinante couldn’t help but laugh, shaking his head. "Yeah, you’re probably right. I don’t want to have to explain that one to anyone."

 

As they watched Law’s submarine disappear beneath the waves, Archer leaned against Rosinante, their fingers intertwined. The soft breeze ruffled their hair, but the moment felt anchored, solid.

Rosi turned to Archer, planting a gentle kiss on his cheek. “I love you,” he said, his voice steady and warm.

Archer smiled, a warmth spreading through him. “What did you and Law talk about?” he asked, curiosity bubbling beneath the surface.

Rosinante shifted slightly, glancing back at the spot where Law had vanished. “We talked about everything that happened since we got separated,” he replied. His tone held a mix of nostalgia and concern.

Feeling the weight of Rosinante’s words, Archer wrapped his arms around him, pulling him close. “You’ll get more time with him when we reach the next island,” he promised, his voice firm.

And holy hell, did Rosinante get time with Law. Since both the Polar Tang and the Silence docked, they were inseparable. Archer felt the absence of Rosi like a weight, only catching glimpses of him at night when they’d finally settle down. But he understood; it had been years since they last saw each other, and Law had thought Rosi was dead. So, Archer sucked it up.

To fill the void, he spent time with Raya, Giles, and Timble, sharing laughs and lighthearted banter. Yet, no matter how fun it was, Archer still missed Rosinante.

In search of distraction, he turned to reading, borrowing books from Giles. It was surprisingly relaxing. Sitting on the deck of the Silence, with his dreaded reading glasses perched on his nose, Archer found solace in losing himself in a good book.

One night, Archer sat at the desk in their cabin, penning letters to Luffy and Ace. He hoped his sons weren’t causing too much trouble, imagining their usual antics with a mix of fondness and exasperation.

Suddenly, the door creaked open, and a tipsy Rosinante stumbled in, nearly losing his balance. He threw himself onto the bed with a dramatic flop, a wide grin plastered across his face. Archer couldn’t help but smile at the sight.

“Hey, Rosi,” Archer called, getting up to help him. He knelt down, working to pull off Rosinante’s boots. As he did, Rosi mumbled something incomprehensible, laughter lacing his words.

“What was that?” Archer chuckled, shaking his head.

Rosinante just giggled, clearly lost in his own world. Archer sighed, a fond exasperation warming his heart. After finally getting Rosi’s boots off, he blew out the candle, plunging the room into soft darkness.

As days passed, the crew began to notice the growing distance between Archer and Rosinante. Archer felt it too; Rosi was always with Law, leaving Archer to occupy himself with the others.

One evening, while they sat around the table, Raya leaned in closer, her expression serious. “Hey, are you and Rosi okay?”

Archer nodded, brushing off her concern. “Yeah, I just... I don’t want to pull him away from Law. They’ve been through a lot.”

Raya stared at him as if he’d just declared he wanted to swim with sharks. “You’re being an idiot,” she finally said. “Set up a dinner date on the ship tomorrow night! I’ll make sure Giles and Timble stay away.”

Archer’s eyes lit up, a grin breaking across his face. “That’s a good idea!”

He could already picture the two of them enjoying a quiet evening together, away from the chaos

Archer and Raya quickly fell into planning mode. “I’ll whip up something special, and I’ll set the table nice,” she said, her eyes sparkling with excitement. “You just need to show up before Rosi.”

Archer nodded eagerly, feeling a rush of anticipation. Later that night, when Rosinante returned, Archer feigned casualness as he leaned against the doorframe.

“Hey, do you have any plans for tomorrow evening?” Archer asked, trying to keep his tone light.

Rosinante flashed him a grin, his eyes bright. “No, nothing at all”

“Good! Meet me on the deck at 8 PM,” Archer replied, a smirk creeping onto his face.

“Okay,” Rosi said, his curiosity piqued, but Archer just shrugged, trying to play it cool.

As Rosinante headed to the cabin, Archer felt a giddy excitement building. This was going to be perfect.

 

The next night, Archer stood on the deck, his heart racing with anticipation. Shit, he missed his lover. Tonight was supposed to be their time to reconnect, to catch up after all the chaos.

But as the hours ticked by, Rosinante never appeared. The food sat untouched, growing cold, and the candles flickered weakly, casting long shadows across the deck.

With each passing minute, Archer’s hope dimmed. It was so out of character for Rosi to just leave him hanging. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, he let out a heavy sigh.

“I can’t believe this,” he muttered to himself, frustration bubbling up. He felt the sting of tears forming in his eyes, but he swallowed hard, refusing to let them fall. He threw the food away, the effort he had put into the evening feeling wasted.

Climbing into bed, he allowed the tears to spill over, silent sobs wracking his body. He’d never admit it to anyone, but he was hurt—deeply. The weight of disappointment pressed down on him as he curled up, longing for the warmth of Rosinante beside him.

In the early hours of the morning, Archer stirred as Rosinante stumbled into the cabin, the familiar scent of alcohol wafting off him. Archer lay stiff as Rosi crawled into bed, his heart racing—not from excitement, but from a mix of anger and hurt.

Rosinante tried to drape his arm over Archer, but Archer instinctively pulled away, tension radiating from him. How could Rosi think it was okay to act like nothing had happened? They’d spent almost twelve years together, raising two kids, building a life, only for Rosinante to stand him up without so much as an explanation.

Archer swung his legs over the side of the bed, heart pounding with frustration. He quickly pulled on his pants and gathered his pillow and blanket, moving deliberately to keep his anger in check.

“What’s wrong?” Rosinante asked.

Archer scoffed, shaking his head. “You’re an asshole,” he snapped, not bothering to look back as he stormed out of the cabin.

He didn’t care if Rosi heard the door slam behind him. As he made his way up to the crow’s nest, he felt a mix of hurt and rage. Fuck him, Archer thought bitterly. He needed space, time to sort through the whirlwind of emotions that threatened to consume him.

Settling into the crow’s nest, he wrapped himself in his blanket, staring out at the vast ocean. The stars twinkled above, indifferent to his pain, but at least here, he could breathe.

 

The next morning, Archer trudged through the ship, still feeling the weight of disappointment on his shoulders. As he made his way toward the Galley, Raya spotted him and called out, “Hey! How did the date go?”

Archer glanced at her, an annoyed expression crossing his face. “What date?” he replied flatly, trying to suppress the swell of frustration rising within him.

Raya frowned, her brows knitting together. “The dinner you planned with Rosi! How did it go?”

He let out a humorless laugh, shaking his head. “Yeah, great. Just great.”

What a bitch he was, he thought. Crying over being stood up by Rosinante. Ugh. Archer quickened his pace, eager to escape the conversation.

 

Inside the galley, Rosinante sat nursing a cup of tea, the morning light filtering through the windows. When Archer stormed in, Rosi looked up, surprise etched on his face. “Why did you leave last night?” he asked, concern lacing his voice.

Archer, unable to contain his emotions any longer, slammed the door shut behind him, the sound echoing through the small room. “Why did I leave? Seriously? You have to ask?” he shouted, anger spilling over.

“We had a date! I waited for hours, Rosi! Hours!” His voice cracked, the hurt pouring out. “I haven’t seen you in days unless you stumbled into our cabin drunk! Is that all I am to you?”

Rosinante opened his mouth to respond, but Archer cut him off, frustration boiling over. “If you want to break up with me, just do me the favor and say it! Why the hell do you think it’s okay to treat me like this?”

Archer’s breath hitched as he finished his rant, tears spilling down his cheeks. He was tired of feeling this way, tired of the confusion. Not wanting to hear whatever excuse Rosinante might offer, he turned on his heel, storming out of the galley.

“Archer, wait!” Rosi called after him, but Archer didn’t stop. He needed to escape, to find some peace in the crow’s nest, away from the mess of emotions swirling inside him.

Once inside the crow’s nest, Archer curled up, hugging his knees tightly as fat tears streamed down his cheeks. The quietness of the space contrasted sharply with the turmoil inside him. He could hear Rosinante knocking softly on the little door below, his voice calling out, “Please let me in, Archer.”

But Archer remained silent, his heart pounding in his chest. He didn’t want to face him. After a moment, Rosinante’s voice broke through again, softer this time. “I’m sorry... I love you.”

Archer’s response came out like a growl. “Fuck off!” The words hung in the air, heavy with pain and anger.

He listened as Rosinante’s footsteps faded, the knocking ceasing. Good, stupid fucker, Archer thought bitterly. Maybe now he could find some semblance of peace, even if it was just for a moment.

Once the tears stopped, Archer took a deep breath, wiping his face with the back of his hand. He was done hiding. He was the Golden Terror, the fear of Marines, Co-Captain of the Roaring Pirates and the Silence. There was no way in hell he would hide away like a teenage girl nursing a broken heart.

Archer stood up, straightening his back. He needed to face this head-on.

 

Walking into their cabin, Archer’s gaze immediately found Rosinante sitting on the floor, staring at the door he had just entered. As soon as Archer opened it, Rosi stumbled to his feet, his eyes wide. “Archer,” he whispered, almost as if in disbelief.

“What?” Archer replied sharply, crossing his arms.

Rosinante took a deep breath, his expression shifting from shock to regret. “I’m sorry... I forgot. Law and I just... we had a couple of beers while making plans.”

At that, Archer’s brow furrowed. “What plans?”

Sheepishly, Rosinante explained, “We’ve been talking about a plan to take down Doffy. That’s what we’ve been doing this past week.”

If Archer had been angry before, now he was furious. A coldness settled over him as he narrowed his eyes. “Why wasn’t I informed? Why wasn’t I involved in the planning? Do you think I am deadweight?”

The words poured out like venom, and he could see the color drain from Rosinante’s face with each accusation.

“Archer, I—”

“Don’t! Just don’t!” Archer snapped, the betrayal stinging sharper than any physical blow.

Archer stepped closer, his voice low and simmering with anger. “I don’t want to hear your excuses, Rosi. If you and Law are going to take down your brother all on your own, then be my guest.”

Rosinante’s eyes widened, a mix of surprise and hurt flashing across his face. “Archer, you don’t understand—”

“No, I understand perfectly,” Archer interrupted, his tone icy. “You’ve made it clear where I stand in all of this.”

“Please, just listen to me,” Rosinante pleaded, desperation creeping into his voice.

Archer scoffed, crossing his arms. “Why the fuck would I do that?”

“Because I—”

“Let me explain something to you,” Archer interrupted, his voice sharp. “I didn’t say anything about your absence at first because you just found Law. I didn’t want to intrude on your time together. But this? You stood me up! You promised you would come, and instead, you’re making plans to take down a Warlord without even telling me?”

His heart pounded in his chest, and the hurt spilled over. “It’s too much, Rosi. I’m fucking hurt. I thought I meant more to you than this.”

Archer's voice trembled, the weight of his emotions crashing down on him like a tidal wave.

Rosinante took a deep breath, his expression earnest. “Archer, I forgot because... Law is really secretive. I didn’t want to break his trust, especially after just finding him again.”

Archer shook his head, frustration boiling over. “What about my trust in you, Rosi? Right now, I trust Raya with a bottle of rum and a lit match more than I trust you.”

The words hung in the air, harsh and unforgiving. Archer felt a pang of regret after saying it, but the anger still surged within him. It was hard to see beyond the hurt, and he needed Rosinante to understand just how betrayed he felt.

With a heavy heart, Archer turned away from Rosinante and climbed into bed, pulling the covers over him as if they could shield him from the pain. He lay there, back turned, tears slipping down his cheeks once more. Stupid shit, he thought bitterly, feeling both helpless and angry at himself for still caring so much.

Archer could feel Rosinante slip into bed beside him, the weight of his presence palpable in the quiet room. He didn’t say anything, too tired—both physically and emotionally—to engage in another round of conversation.

He could sense Rosinante's eyes boring into his back, searching for a response, but Archer kept his gaze fixed on the wall.

“I'm so sorry,” Rosinante finally said, his voice thick with emotion. “I love you so fucking much.”

But Archer chose not to reply.

Rosinante placed a tentative hand on Archer’s shoulder, warmth radiating from his touch. Archer silently debated whether to shrug it off, but he lay there stiff, his entire posture like a rock. He was sure Rosinante could feel the tension rolling off him in waves.

“I’ll make it up to you,” Rosinante said softly, his voice filled with determination. “No matter what it takes or how long it takes.”

Archer didn’t respond, the words sinking into the silence like stones. He remained unmoving, lost in a mix of anger and lingering affection, unsure of what “making it up” would even look like anymore.

 

 

 

Chapter 30: Ouch

Summary:

The bread dilemma
How to find the perfect Strawberry
Throwing hands

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Archer rubbed his eyes as he stood by the galley counter, fingers wrapped around the warm cup of coffee in his hand. He hadn't slept, not really. His mind had spun in circles all night, replaying the fight with Rosinante. They’d fought before—it would be unnatural if they hadn’t after all these years together—but never like this. This time felt... different, heavier.

He stared into his coffee, trying to make sense of it all, when the door creaked open. Law slipped into the galley, his usual guarded expression in place.

Archer glanced at him briefly before returning his focus to the cup in front of him.

“Morning,” Law said, his voice low as always.

Archer smiled at Law, though he knew he looked like shit. His hair was a mess, dark bags sagged under his eyes, and the stubble on his face hadn’t seen a razor in days. Still, he managed a tired grin.

"Are you hungry?" Archer asked, voice softer now. It wasn’t Law’s fault that Rosinante was being an idiot.

Law hesitated, then nodded, his expression uncertain.

Archer turned to the stove, cracking a few eggs into a pan and frying up some bacon, the sizzling filling the silence between them. He chopped up some fruit on the side, making a quick, simple meal. When it was ready, he handed the plate to Law, eyeing him with a grin.

“Rosi told me you don’t like bread,” Archer said, nodding at the fruit. “So, I figured you’d prefer this instead.”

Law blinked, caught off guard by the gesture. "Thank you," he whispered, barely audible.

Archer reached out and ruffled Law's hair, the same way he used to with Ace and Luffy. “No problem, kid. Eat up.”

Law didn’t say anything else, but there was a flicker of something—maybe relief?—in his eyes as he dug into the food. Archer sat back, sipping his now-cold coffee, lost in thought

For a few minutes, the only sound in the galley was the quiet clinking of Law's fork against his plate. Archer sat across from him, sipping his now-cold coffee, lost in his thoughts. When Law finished eating, he pushed his plate aside and stared down at the table, fidgeting slightly.

Then, in a low voice, Law asked, "Why did you save Cora-san all those years ago?"

Archer let out a long sigh, running a hand through his messy hair. That was a heavy question, one he’d been half-expecting but still wasn’t quite prepared to answer. He placed his cup down, leaning back in his chair, staring at the ceiling for a moment before turning his gaze back to Law.

“What do you remember from that day, kid?” Archer asked, his tone gentle, but his eyes were serious.

Law’s fingers tightened around the edge of the table. His voice was small when he replied, "We... we were running from Doflamingo and his men. Cora… he was shot. A lot of times." He paused, swallowing hard. "The last thing I saw before I used my powers to teleport away... was a giant bear mauling Doflamingo."

Archer chuckled darkly, shaking his head. "That 'bear' was me."

Law blinked, his expression shifting between confusion and realization. Archer leaned forward, resting his elbows on the table.

“Rosi was dying, Law. He was bleeding out right there. Doflamingo had left him for dead, didn’t even think twice about it. And when I saw what happend, I—I just lost it. I didn’t think, I just… reacted,” Archer said, his voice low, his golden eyes hard as he stared off, reliving the memory. "I don't even remember half of it. Just the rage."

Law stayed silent, watching Archer carefully, processing what he had just heard.

"Why did I save him?" Archer continued, a bitter smile tugging at his lips. "Because I couldn’t let a handsome man, daring enough to be wearing a fucking feather boa die."

Law’s hands trembled slightly as he absorbed Archer’s words. The room felt heavy with everything left unsaid.

“So… you fought Doflamingo?” Law asked, his voice barely above a whisper.

Archer smirked, though there was no humor in it. “Fought? No, kid. I didn’t fight him. I bit his damn hand off.”

Law’s eyes widened; his mouth slightly agape.

“Yeah. That’s right. Mauled him like a wild animal. And I’d do it again if I had to,” Archer added, his voice sharp. He let out another sigh, rubbing his face. "But that’s not what matters. What matters is that Rosi survived. He made it. And so did you."

The silence stretched between them once more, but this time it wasn’t awkward. It felt like Law was turning over every piece of this puzzle, trying to fit it all together.

Archer softened his voice. “Look, Law. I know you're angry, confused... but Rosi did everything to keep you safe. You both went through hell. And I'd go through it all again for him... and for you, if it came down to it."

Law didn't respond immediately, but there was a flicker of understanding in his eyes. A nod, barely perceptible, but enough to show that he heard Archer loud and clear.

Archer stood up from his seat, stretching his arms above his head until his joints popped. He rolled his neck, trying to shake off the weight of the conversation and the restless night before. Looking down at Law, who was still sitting quietly, Archer gave him a crooked smile.

“Lighten up a little, will ya?" Archer said, his voice taking on a playful edge. "Smile once in a while. It's not gonna kill you."

Before Law could respond, Archer reached out and ruffled his hair again, much to Law’s obvious annoyance. Law swatted his hand away with a frown, but Archer could see the faintest hint of a smile tugging at the corners of the young man's mouth.

Satisfied, Archer chuckled. “There it is. You’ll get the hang of it.”

With that, he turned and headed out of the galley, calling over his shoulder, “I’m hitting the shower. Try not to mope too much while I’m gone, alright?”

As he walked away, Archer felt the tension ease from his shoulders, though his thoughts still lingered on the unresolved mess with Rosinante. He knew they'd need to talk again, but for now, a hot shower sounded like the best way to wash off the weight of everything.

 

A couple of hours later, Archer found himself sitting in the galley once again, this time nose-deep in another one of Giles' books—Noland the Liar. It was... okay. Not the most riveting read, but it helped take his mind off things. He absentmindedly pushed his glasses up his nose, settling back into his chair as he tried to let the words distract him. All day, Rosinante had been hovering, trying to talk to him. But Archer wasn’t ready. He knew if they started talking, he’d lose his temper again. It wasn’t the right time for that.

So instead, he focused on the book, or at least tried to, when he felt a small tug at his sleeve.

Looking down, Archer saw Timble standing beside him, looking sheepish as always. The sight of the little guy made him smile softly, despite everything swirling in his head. “What’s up, Timble?” Archer asked gently.

Timble fidgeted with his hands, glancing up at Archer through his shaggy hair. “Have you seen Rosinante? He promised me he’d help me get some strawberries… but I can’t find him.”

Archer paused, his jaw tightening for a moment. He kept his voice neutral. “Isn’t Rosi with Law?”

Timble shook his head, clearly disappointed. “No... I looked.”

Sighing, Archer rubbed the back of his neck. He didn’t need another reminder that Rosinante wasn’t keeping his promises, not even to the crew. But he pushed the bitterness aside for Timble’s sake. Smiling softly, he leaned down a little. “Alright, I’ll take you. Let’s go get those strawberries.”

Timble’s face lit up with a grin, and without hesitation, he jumped into Archer’s breast pocket with a gleeful “Yay!” Archer chuckled, patting the little guy’s head as he stood up, ready to head out.

Walking down the bustling streets of the market, Archer couldn’t help but laugh as Timble recounted a recent prank he and Raya had pulled. Apparently, they’d managed to sneak into the Polar Tang while Penguin and Shachi were distracted and itching powder all over their clothes. The result? Both men running almost naked out of the Polar Tang in a panic, trying to find something to wear before anyone saw them.

“And then, Penguin tripped over the pile of clothes we left for him!” Timble said, giggling from his spot in Archer’s breast pocket. “He fell right into the bucket of fish Giles was cleaning. You should’ve seen their faces!”

Archer shook his head, grinning widely. “You little menaces. I’m surprised they haven’t locked you and Raya in the brig after that one.”

Timble beamed proudly, his eyes twinkling with mischief. “Raya says we’re too clever for that.”

As they neared the fruit stand, Archer suddenly realized he still had his reading glasses on. "Ugh," he muttered under his breath, pushing them up into his messy hair, feeling a little ridiculous. But as soon as they reached the stand, Timble practically leaped out of Archer's pocket, his eyes lighting up at the sight of the strawberries.

Timble was in heaven, picking each strawberry carefully, inspecting them like a seasoned fruit connoisseur. He held them up to the light, gave them a sniff, and then gingerly placed them in the small basket Archer had grabbed for him. The process was... slow, to say the least.

Archer leaned against the counter, arms crossed, watching with a half-smile. Timble took his sweet time, but Archer found it oddly relaxing.

The fruit seller, however, did not.

The man sighed loudly, his impatience showing. He shot Timble an irritated glance as if he was thinking of hurrying him up. That was all it took to flip Archer’s switch.

With a glare sharp enough to cut steel, Archer fixed his eyes on the seller. The intensity behind his gaze, those golden, dangerous eyes staring daggers, made the man freeze mid-grumble. His face paled slightly as he realized who he was dealing with. He quickly straightened up; his previous irritation replaced with nervous compliance.

Satisfied that the man had gotten the message, Archer leaned back against the counter again, his mood unchanged. "Take your time, Timble," he said softly. "We’re in no rush."

Timble, oblivious to the tension, grinned and continued his careful selection, humming happily to himself.

 

 

With a bag full of the best strawberries Archer’s poker winnings could buy, he figured they deserved a little snack for all their "hard work." It was nearly evening anyway, so what was the harm? Plus, it conveniently meant he could avoid returning to the Silence and facing Rosinante’s inevitable puppy eyes—at least for a bit longer.

Walking into a nearby bar, Archer ordered a hearty meal and a cold beer for himself, and for Timble, a tiny cup of milk. The bartender had raised an eyebrow when Archer asked for the milk, but seeing the little guy perched in his pocket, the bartender complied without question.

Settling down at a table in the corner, Archer kicked back and let himself relax for the first time all day. Timble eagerly dug into his food, tiny hands gripping his fork like it was a sword. Archer couldn’t help but smile as the little guy tried to use both hands to pick up his cup of milk, sloshing it around messily before managing a triumphant sip.

They were having a good time, cracking jokes and talking about everything from Timble’s next prank idea to the absolute chaos that was Penguin and Shachi’s misadventure thanks to him and Raya. It was the first time Archer laughed genuinely since his fight with Rosinante, and he almost forgot about the mess waiting back on the ship.

Almost.

As the sky outside darkened, Archer glanced at the clock on the bar’s wall and realized how late it was getting. He sighed, leaning back in his chair and nursing the last of his beer. "Guess we should head back before Rosi sends out a search party."

Timble, finishing his milk, pouted but nodded. "Yeah, I guess."

Archer smiled softly, ruffling the little guy’s hair. "Don’t worry. We’ll find more snacks later. But for now, let's get these strawberries back to the ship."

Timble grinned, looking down at the precious bag of fruit they’d worked so hard to gather.

 

After walking for a while, Archer couldn’t shake the feeling he’d pulled a Zoro and gotten hopelessly lost. Even Timble, who was usually so eager, was looking around with wide eyes, clearly unsure of their surroundings. Just when Archer thought he might have to admit defeat, they ended up in a blind alley, and that was it. He had enough.

“I’m climbing that wall,” he muttered to himself, sizing it up as a potential escape route. He needed a better vantage point to find the harbor. Just as he was about to grab hold of the rough stones, a voice called out from behind him.

“Hey! We’ve been looking for Trafalgar D. Law, tell us where he is!”

Archer turned to see a group of brutes standing there, all muscle and menace, and his stomach dropped. This wasn’t good. He sized them up, calculating the odds. Sure, they were intimidating, but he’d handled worse.

“Who the fuck are you?” Archer shot back, crossing his arms defiantly. “And why the hell are you after him?”

One of the thugs, a burly guy with a cruel grin, laughed. “A hand for a hand,” he said, and that made Archer’s blood run cold.

Doflamingo. Of all the times to get tangled up with him again.

“Why now?” Archer asked, trying to keep his tone casual, even though his heart was racing. “You’d think the pink peacock want to do this himself.”

In a low voice, he gently whispered to Timble, “Run. Find the others and stay safe.” He watched as the little guy disappeared into the shadows, relief flooding over him.

While Archer was distracted, watching Timble flee into the shadows, something hard struck him in the shoulder. He staggered back, pain flaring through him, and looked down to see a short spear sticking out of his shoulder.

“Sitshit, fuck,” he gasped, falling to his knees. The thug stepped closer, laughing cruelly. “Doflamingo informed us you were a Devil Fruit user,” he taunted, grinning widely. “He had this specially made for you—sea stone. Nice, right? Keeps you nice and helpless.”

Archer’s heart sank. That explained why his limbs felt like lead. He cursed under his breath. “Just great,” he muttered, trying to push through the pain and think clearly.

The thug leaned down, eyes glinting with malice. “We’re going to have some fun, you know. I think we’ll enjoy watching you squirm.”

With those words, the thug twisted the spear deeper into Archer's shoulder, a jolt of agony shooting through him. Archer screamed, the sound raw and desperate. Pain radiated from his wound, but he clenched his jaw, refusing to plead for mercy.

The thugs wasted no time; they surrounded him, fists raining down like a storm. Archer fought to keep his head clear, counting the blows, but the world around him began to blur. He focused on staying conscious, on not giving them the satisfaction of seeing him break.

But then, the leader stepped forward, a malicious grin spreading across his face as he pulled out a large saw. “This is going to be fun,” he taunted, eyeing Archer like a butcher inspecting his meat. “Doflamingo wants proof, and I’m more than happy to deliver.”

As the saw glinted in the dim light, dread filled Archer. He had faced countless dangers before, but this? This was different. He couldn’t let them win.

The leader lowered the saw, the teeth glinting ominously. Archer’s vision started to darken, the pain overwhelming his senses. He thought of Rosinante and the boys—Ace, Luffy, and now Law—wondering if they would be okay without him, and that he perhaps would see Sabo again? And Rouge.

It had been a good run, hadn’t it? The laughter, the adventures, the love. Just when he felt the darkness closing in, he thought of Rosinante’s smile and how he’d give anything to see it just one last time.

And then, just like that, everything faded to black.

Chapter 31: Need a hand?

Summary:

Archer hurts
And are a fool
Rosi is a fool too
Raya has a dirty mind
Law and Archer bonds
Roosting and yelling

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The afterlife was not what Archer had expected.

He blinked—or at least thought he blinked—but the darkness remained, heavy and oppressive. First of all, the pain—wasn’t that supposed to disappear? His old teacher back on Baterilla had gone on and on about how death brought peace and freedom from all earthly suffering. Maybe that guy had been full of shit because Archer still felt it, every sharp, burning ache from his shoulder, the dull throbbing in his ribs, his hand and the unmistakable taste of blood in his mouth.

Second, the noise. Hadn’t death been pitched to him as some sort of serene void? A place where the soul could rest? Instead, he heard fragmented sounds—yelling, hurried footsteps, voices overlapping, something about a hand, a spear, bodies, and broken ribs. The chaos grated on him like nails on a chalkboard.

Then there was the weirdest part—he could’ve sworn he heard Rosinante’s voice. Somewhere distant, like a faint echo carried on a breeze, calling his name. That warm, familiar tone panicked and desperate. But that couldn’t be right. Rosinante was alive—Archer was sure of it. So why did it feel like he could hear him now, calling out through the haze?

Archer scoffed, or at least he thought he did. Weird shit.

His mind felt detached, floating somewhere between nothingness and something strange—an odd in-between. The pain ebbed, but he was still aware of it, like a low-level hum under everything. Was this it? Was this death? Because if so, it sucked. He thought of the last few moments—Doflamingo’s goons, the spear, that bastard twisting it, the sickening crunch of his bones under their fists, and finally, the saw.

And then… nothing.

Or not quite nothing. There was Rosinante again. Closer this time. The voice had sharpened, frantic now.

"Archer, stay with me! Please!"

What the hell was he talking about? Wasn't Archer dead? The noise intensified, voices blending together until one cut through the rest—Rosi’s voice, so loud and clear that it jolted Archer. Was that really him?

"Dammit, Archer! Don’t you dare die on me!"

Something stirred inside Archer. A deep instinct, a pull, like a rope tied to his chest, tugging him toward that voice. He fought it at first, wanting to let go, to sink deeper into this black void. It would be so easy to slip away. But then, that voice—Rosinante’s—kept pulling, and with it came flashes of memories.

Rosi laughing. Rosi complaining about gray hairs. Rosi kissing his forehead at night. Rosi standing him up.

“You idiot,” Archer thought, annoyed. If this really was the afterlife, why couldn’t he get five minutes of peace without hearing shit?

But the pull grew stronger. He could feel his body again, heavy, achy, and so damn tired. The darkness started to lift, though, not like waking up, but more like clawing his way back to consciousness. Pain shot through him, sharp and immediate, as his mind slowly pieced things together.

He wasn’t dead.

Or at least, not yet.

Through the haze of agony and confusion, Archer realized where he was—or rather, what he was lying on. Hard ground. Cold. Rough. His eyes fluttered open, but only briefly, met with blinding light and blurry faces. The noise was clearer now, voices overlapping, too fast for him to follow.

And then there he was, Rosinante, leaning over him, real and alive, his face twisted in fear and panic. His hands pressed against Archer’s chest, trying to stop the bleeding.

"Come on, Archer," Rosinante pleaded, his voice cracking. "Just stay awake, alright? Help’s coming."

Arching up through the waves of pain, Archer managed a crooked smile, his lips barely moving. Why the hell was he smiling? He felt like crap. His body was broken, and the bastard had nearly sawn his hand off. But somehow, seeing Rosinante panicking over him made him feel... lighter.

"I’m... not dead yet, you... idiot,” he muttered weakly, his voice raspy and barely audible. It took all his strength just to get the words out.

Rosinante’s face flickered with a brief, fragile smile, though it didn’t quite reach his eyes. “Yeah, well... let’s keep it that way, huh?”

Archer would’ve chuckled, but it hurt too damn much. Instead, he just focused on breathing, on the sound of Rosi’s voice—soothing, though laced with fear—and the undeniable fact that, despite everything, despite the saw, the spear, and the thugs—

He wasn’t ready to die yet.

 

When Archer woke up, the room was pitch-black. His first instinct was to move, but his body quickly reminded him that wasn’t going to happen. He felt bandages wrapped tight across his chest, his shoulder, and pretty much everywhere else. And the pain—it was a dull, throbbing burn that flared up with every shallow breath. Even the act of trying to shift in place sent shocks of agony through his ribs.

Great. Just great.

He blinked, trying to adjust to the darkness, but it was useless. He couldn’t see a damn thing. The only light came from a faint glow beneath the door—a small, weak line that barely illuminated anything in the room. It could’ve been a broom closet for all he knew.

His mouth felt dry, his throat like sandpaper. Where the hell was he? He wanted to call out, to yell for anyone nearby—Rosinante, Law, Timble, anyone—but when he tried to speak, nothing came out. Not even a whisper.

Panic stirred in his chest for a brief second. Why couldn’t he talk? He forced himself to breathe slowly, the pain forcing him to take shallow breaths. It took a moment for the fear to settle down, though he felt the tight grip of helplessness clinging to him. He hated it. Hated being stuck like this, unable to move, speak, or do anything.

He wasn’t dead, clearly. But he wasn’t exactly feeling alive either.

“Where the hell am I?” he thought to himself, frustration building.

Archer’s head lolled to the side as he tried to make out shapes in the dark, but all he could do was feel the stiff bandages crisscrossing his body and the sharp sting where they pressed too tight against his wounds. He blinked again, willing his eyes to adjust, but still... nothing.

 

Not willing to lay there helplessly, Archer gritted his teeth and summoned every bit of stubbornness he had left. He tried to roll over, ignoring the screaming protests of his body. Come on, move, dammit! With a rough grunt, he managed to shift his weight, slowly tipping himself over the edge of the bed.

It actually worked—for about two seconds.

Then gravity took over.

He hit the floor with a dull thud, his body crashing awkwardly onto the cold hard flor. The shock of the fall sent a fresh wave of pain ripping through him, and Archer cursed silently. Bad, bad, bad idea. Every nerve screamed at him, reminding him just how messed up he was. The room spun wildly, and Archer felt like the floor was swallowing him whole.

Shit... he was an idiot.

The pain was too much. His vision blurred, and just as darkness started to creep in around the edges of his mind, he heard the door burst open.

“Archer!”

Footsteps rushed toward him, someone dropping to their knees by his side. The voice was frantic, panicked—Rosinante, of course. His name echoed through the fog in Archer’s brain, but before he could even register what was happening, his body gave up on him again.

The last thing Archer felt was a pair of hands grabbing his arm, shaking him gently, and then the darkness claimed him once more.

 

When Archer woke again, there was light—a small, flickering candle on the bedside table casting a soft glow over the room. He blinked slowly; his mind foggy but more aware this time. He recognized the space, the infirmary aboard the Silence.

A familiar weight rested on his thigh, and when he glanced down, he saw Rosinante sleeping by his bedside, head resting on his arms. One of Rosi’s hands was gently gripping Archer’s own, holding on like his life depended on it.

Rosi looked exhausted. There were deep bags under his eyes, and his usually messy blond hair was even more disheveled than usual. Archer sighed softly. He looked like hell too, probably worse than Rosi. But despite everything, there was something comforting about seeing him here, slumped over and not leaving his side.

He decided to try something. Slowly, with all the effort he could muster, Archer moved his hand. Come on… just move. It shook and ached, but he managed. Victory.

With trembling fingers, he reached out and placed his hand on Rosinante’s head, gently running his fingers through that messy blond hair. It was familiar, calming. Rosi stirred at the touch, and for a moment, Archer wondered if he’d wake up. Sure enough, Rosinante’s eyelids fluttered, and he groggily lifted his head, blinking at Archer.

“Archer…” Rosi whispered his name like it was something amazing, something he hadn’t expected to hear. His voice cracked slightly, filled with relief and emotion.

Archer gave him the smallest, tired smile, his voice raspy but carrying all the weight of his feelings. “Hey”

Rosinante’s eyes welled with tears, still holding Archer’s hand tightly as if afraid to let go.

Of course, the first thing Archer managed to rasp out, after a few seconds of silence, was, "You look like shit."

Rosinante blinked at him, then gave Archer a deadpan stare, clearly unimpressed with the comment. Archer, completely unrepentant, gave a small smile in return, despite the exhaustion hanging over him like a weight.

Rosi let out a heavy sigh, but then his expression softened as he spoke. "I thought I was going to lose you," he began, his voice low, thick with emotion. "You were… you were so badly injured when we found you. I—" He broke off, his grip on Archer’s hand tightening as he tried to hold back the tremor in his voice.

Archer, ignoring the clear worry in Rosi’s voice, just looked at him with a raspy question. "What happened with the tugs? And did they find Timble?"

Rosi sighed again, this time more out of relief than exhaustion. "We were out looking for you and Timble when he came running to us, panicked out of his mind, telling us you were in trouble." Rosi paused, eyes darkening with the memory. "When we got there… the leader was halfway through sawing your hand off."

Archer winced, the memory rushing back, and he glanced at his hand instinctively, realizing how close he had been to losing it. “Bastards…” he muttered, shifting slightly in the bed, wincing at the ache that radiated through his entire body.

Rosi continued, his voice still shaky. "We took them out—none of those bastards are breathing anymore. But it was close, Archer… too close." He swallowed hard, his free hand moving to rest on top of Archer’s. "I thought… I really thought you were gone."

Archer just lay there, processing everything, his mind sluggish from the pain and exhaustion. Finally, he smirked a little through the pain. "Well… I guess it wasn’t my time yet. Gotta stick around a little longer to make sure you don’t look this terrible all the time."

Rosi let out a soft, breathy laugh, though his eyes still held the shadow of fear from almost losing him. "You idiot," he whispered, his thumb brushing over the back of Archer's hand gently. "I swear, you’re going to be the death of me."

"Yeah, yeah," Archer whispered back, his voice hoarse but carrying a trace of affection beneath the words.

Archer looked at Rosinante, narrowing his eyes slightly as a thought crossed his mind. "Wait… if that thug was halfway through sawing my hand off, then how the hell do I still have it? I mean, I know Raya’s good, but sewing a hand back on and making it work?" He scoffed, shaking his head lightly. "No way."

Rosi met his gaze, his expression softening a bit as he explained. "It wasn’t Raya. Law… saved your hand. Thanks to his devil fruit."

Archer blinked, caught off guard. "Law?" he repeated, clearly impressed. "Huh. Didn’t think the brat had it in him." He paused, then smirked, looking somewhat pleased. "So, one of our boys can do more than just cause chaos and destruction, huh? That’s 1 out of 3, but still, not bad."

 

Archer's eyelids felt heavy, the weight of exhaustion pulling him under. Just as he was about to let sleep claim him, a sudden memory hit him like a cold wave. The leader of the thugs… his words. Archer swallowed hard, forcing his body to cooperate as he whispered to Rosinante, his voice raspy and weak.

“They… they were looking for Law and me…”

Rosinante's eyes widened, his grip on Archer’s hand tightening. "What?"

“They tortured me for information… wanted to know where Law was.” Archer's breathing grew more labored as he fought to stay conscious. “I didn’t say anything. Would rather die than give him up."

Rosinante’s face paled, his expression one of horror and fury. “You—” he started, his voice shaking. But Archer wasn’t done yet.

“They said… it was about a hand for a hand and something about Law” Archer continued, his voice barely above a whisper now. “What I did back then, and whatever you and Law has planned… taking down Doflamingo… it’s coming home to roost.”

Rosinante’s heart pounded in his chest. His worst fears had been confirmed—Doflamingo was after them, after Law. The past was catching up with them faster than either of them had anticipated.

Before Rosinante could respond, Archer’s eyes fluttered shut. His body slumped, and with a final, almost inaudible breath, he whispered, “Sorry… I didn’t tell you sooner…”

And then, darkness claimed him once more.

Rosinante sat frozen, staring at Archer’s unconscious form, the weight of his words sinking in.

 

Recovery was a bitch. Really. Laying in the infirmary day after day was driving Archer absolutely nuts. He wasn’t used to being stuck in bed, especially not for this long. Every ache and throb in his body only reminded him how helpless he’d been, and he hated it. Still, there was some silver lining to his misery: the crew visited him every single day, keeping him company and giving him updates on whatever nonsense was happening aboard the Silence.

Even Law’s crew came by. Bepo, especially, had become a frequent guest, the giant polar bear almost always teary-eyed and asking if Archer was really okay.

"Are you sure you're fine, Archer? You looked so bad, and there was so much blood, and—"

"Bepo," Archer interrupted, trying to stifle a groan. "I'm fine. I’m not dead, am I?"

Bepo sniffled loudly, his big paws wiping at his eyes. "I just... I was so worried!"

Archer couldn’t help but smirk. The guy was cute, in a big, overly emotional way. "Bears gotta stick together, right?" he said with a wink.

That did it. Bepo burst into fat, happy tears, practically bawling with joy. “Y-Yeah! Bears together!”

Archer just sighed, chuckling under his breath. "You're something else, Bepo." He felt lighter somehow. It was nice, really—having these ridiculous moments in the middle of all the chaos.

 

One night, Law entered the room looking as gloomy as ever. Archer, who had been reading a book from Giles—this one far better than the last, considering the smut Raya had gifted him—put it down and smiled at Law.

“Hey, sit down. Stop hovering and for the love of all that’s holy, stop looking so constipated,” Archer teased, his tone light despite the heaviness in the air.

With a twitch in his eye, Law finally settled into a chair across from him, still staring with that intense gaze. Archer could feel the weight of Law's unspoken thoughts pressing against him.

“Why didn’t you give me up?” Law asked, his voice low and serious. “Why did you let yourself almost get killed for my sake?”

Archer’s smile faded as he met Law's intense stare. “Of course I didn’t give you up,” he replied, his voice steady. “You’re one of my brats, whether you like it or not. And let’s not forget that the tugs were after me, too.”

Law opened his mouth, perhaps to argue, but Archer cut him off. “So stop your moping. You’ve got enough on your plate without feeling bad about me. I would do it again if I had to.”

For a moment, there was silence. Archer could see the conflict in Law's eyes, the gratitude battling with guilt. It made him want to shake Law until he understood.

“You think you’re a burden?” Archer continued, softer this time. “You’re not. You’re family. And family looks out for each other. Simple as that.”

Archer leaned forward, his expression serious. “Back then, when I saved Rosinante, he was fleeing with a screaming you under his arm. He didn’t just save you; he made a promise. When he and I made our deal, we swore to find and protect you, just like he did with Ace, Luffy, and Sabo. So even all those years you’ve been alone, your family has been looking for you. Always.”

Law’s eyes widened as the weight of Archer’s words sank in. Tears gathered at the corners of his eyes, glistening in the dim light. “Thank you,” he whispered, his voice thick with emotion.

Archer reached out, taking Law’s hand and giving it a reassuring squeeze. “You don’t need to thank me. This is what family does. We fight for each other.”

For a moment, they sat in silence, the gravity of their shared history settling between them. Archer could feel the tension in Law’s hand slowly dissipate, replaced by a warmth that felt almost like healing.

“Just remember, you’re never alone again,” Archer added, a soft smile breaking through the intensity. “Now, let’s get you back to the others. Bepo will worry if you’re gone too long.”

Law nodded, a tentative smile forming on his lips as he wiped his eyes. “Yeah, I think he would.”

 

Archer dragged himself back to their cabin, determination mixed with exhaustion. He hadn’t seen Rosinante much since his recovery, and the absence gnawed at him. They still needed to talk about the fight, and Archer was tired of avoiding it.

When he entered the cabin, it was empty. Confusion washed over him. “Where the hell is he?” he muttered, letting the door swing shut behind him. He scanned the room, his heart sinking as he took in the silence.

With a heavy sigh, Archer sat down on the bed, staring into the emptiness. He ran a hand through his hair, frustration bubbling up. They had faced so much together, yet here they were, stuck in this limbo. It felt like they were drifting apart, and he hated it.

After a while, the exhaustion overwhelmed him. He lay back on the bed, staring at the ceiling, his thoughts racing. As he drifted off to sleep, he felt the weight of their issues pressing down on him. He was so done with this silence, this distance.

 

Archer blinked against the dim light as Rosinante burst through the door, his expression a mix of panic and relief. "Archer! Where the hell have you been? I couldn’t find you in the infirmary!" His voice was frantic, and Archer could see the worry etched across his features.

Archer sat up slowly, crossing his arms as he met Rosi’s gaze with a steely look. "Impressive you even noticed I was gone," he replied, his tone sharp. "Given how little you’ve been around."

Rosi flinched at the words, and for a moment, the room was filled with tense silence. The anger and hurt bubbled just below the surface, and Archer could feel it threatening to spill over.

Archer took a deep breath, the weight of their unspoken distance pressing heavily on his chest. “This—this distance between us can’t go on any longer,” he said, his voice firm. “I’m done. If you don’t tell me the truth about what’s going on with you, I swear I’ll end things right here.”

Rosinante’s eyes widened, shimmering with unshed tears. “Archer, wait—”

“No, Rosi. Just listen.” Archer held his gaze, waiting for him to respond. “I need to know what’s happening, or we’re over.”

Rosinante faltered, words caught in his throat. Finally, he began to speak, his voice trembling. “I—I want to take down my brother. I thought if I kept you out of it, you’d be safe. I’m so sorry for not including you. I was just… afraid something would happen to you if news got out about our plan.”

Archer scoffed, crossing his arms. “You think keeping me in the dark is going to protect me? I got attacked without even knowing what was going on! I’m a grown-ass man, Rosi. I can stand up for myself.”

Rosinante’s expression crumpled, the guilt flooding his features. “I didn’t want to put you in danger! You mean everything to me, and the thought of losing you…” His voice cracked, and he looked down, struggling to keep himself together.

“Then don’t push me away!” Archer exclaimed, frustration mingling with desperation. “You’re not protecting me by shutting me out. You’re just making it worse. We’re supposed to face this together!”

“I know! I know, I just… I thought if I could handle this on my own, I could keep you safe,” Rosinante whispered, tears spilling over. “But I see now that I was wrong.”

Archer pulled back slightly. “If you think you can do this alone, then why the hell is Law involved? Are you going to involve Ace and Luffy too? Or is this some special privilege for Law only? You expect me, Luffy, and Ace to live in ignorance while you and our oldest sneak around?”

Rosinante’s expression faltered, guilt flooding his features. “I didn’t mean for it to come out like that. I just… I thought Law would understand better, given his history with Doflamingo.”

“That’s not the point!” Archer shot back, frustration bubbling over. “You can’t pick and choose who gets to know what’s going on! This affects all of us. We’re family, Rosi!”

Rosinante rubbed the back of his neck, clearly struggling with Archer’s words. “I just wanted to protect you all. I thought if I could handle this on my own, I wouldn’t drag you into the chaos.”

“Dammit, Rosi!” Archer shouted, his voice echoing in the cabin. “I’ve been a front player in this ever since that day I saved you! So why the hell would you ever think I wasn’t involved? It’s not like it’s a secret anymore that I’m the fucking Golden Terror!”

Rosinante flinched at the intensity of Archer's words, his eyes widening. “I didn’t—”

“You didn’t think!” Archer cut him off, frustration pouring out.

Rosinante’s voice cracked as tears streamed down his face. “I’m so, so sorry, Archer. I love you so much it hurts. When I saw you lying there, bleeding and broken, with that spear in your shoulder, my heart almost stopped.”

Archer softened at the raw emotion in Rosinante’s words, the fear that had fueled his partner’s actions finally making sense. “Rosi…” he started, but Rosinante pressed on.

“The reason I’ve been so absent is that I’ve been trying to find more agents working for Doflamingo. I didn’t want you to get attacked again,” he said, his voice trembling. “I thought if I could take out the threat, you’d be safe. But instead, I just pushed you away.”

Archer reached out, gently taking Rosinante’s trembling hands in his own. “You can’t protect me by shutting me out. We’re stronger together, remember? You don’t have to carry this burden alone.”

Rosinante nodded, the weight of his guilt still evident in his eyes. “I just didn’t want to lose you. I can’t… I can’t imagine a world without you in it.”

“I’m right here,” Archer said softly, squeezing Rosinante’s hands. “We’ll fight this together, just like we always have. But you need to let me in, Rosi. Promise me you’ll do that.”

“I promise,” Rosinante whispered, his voice breaking as he leaned forward, resting his forehead against Archer’s. “I love you so much.”

“I love you too,” Archer replied smiling.

As Rosinante lay down beside Archer, the tension that had filled the air began to dissipate. Archer nestled his head against Rosi’s shoulder, feeling the familiar warmth and comfort that had been absent for too long. They both closed their eyes, exhaustion overtaking them as they drifted into a peaceful sleep.

 

 

Chapter 32: Evil plans and measuring dicks

Summary:

Law is somewhat relaxing
Bepo and Timble are a dangerous combo.
Chopper is worried
Rosinante takes charge
Archer rants and smokes
But still sleeps well

Notes:

Lets be real. All their kids are some brats. Really.

Remember to leave a comment and a kudos if you like :)

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Archer sat comfortably in his chair on the deck, the sea breeze lazily ruffling his hair as he took a long sip of his beer. Beside him, however, sat a much more uncomfortable Law, shifting awkwardly in his seat. Earlier, during a routine checkup, Archer had managed to browbeat the sullen surgeon into joining him for a drink and a break from his constant brooding. It had taken some convincing, but Law, ever stubborn, eventually gave in—though, judging by his stiff posture, the man wasn’t quite relaxed yet.

"See, this ain't so bad, right?" Archer grinned, taking another swig and leaning back, his golden eyes twinkling. "Sun’s out, breeze is good, beer’s cold. You’re gonna have to relax sooner or later."

Law grunted, his eyes flicking toward the beer in his hand like it was a foreign object. He hadn’t touched it yet, but Archer had seen those tense shoulders ease up just a fraction.

Yay, progress!

From the other side of the deck came muffled voices, drawing both men’s attention. Raya, Penguin, and Timble were huddled together, apparently trying to handle something delicate—if their hushed but increasingly exasperated tones were any indication.

“Push harder, woman! It’s not fitting!” Penguin’s voice, thick with frustration, cut through the air.

“I’m trying, but it’s stuck! Maybe a different position would help?” Raya snapped back, clearly irritated.

“I don’t think it fits at all. Maybe you need to—” Timble’s voice trailed off, sounding helpless.

Archer snorted, barely containing a laugh as he glanced over at Law, whose face was growing redder by the second. The longer the strange conversation continued, the more Law seemed to shrink into himself, looking like he’d prefer to be anywhere else but there.

"What are they doing?" Law muttered under his breath, his fingers twitching around the untouched beer.

“Oh, this is gold,” Archer chuckled, raising his drink in a mock toast. “Sounds like we’re about to hear something juicy.”

“You think they know we can hear them?” Law asked, his face a fascinating shade of crimson.

“Oh, absolutely not," Archer grinned, enjoying the flustered look on Law’s face. "But they will in a minute."

As if on cue, Raya let out a loud groan of frustration. "Ugh! Okay, fine, Penguin, just move your big ass over and let me handle it. I swear, if I hear one more word about ‘it not fitting,’ I’m throwing you both overboard!"

At that, Archer couldn’t hold back his laughter any longer, slapping his knee as Law’s expression became even more horrified.

“They’re... fixing something, right?” Law finally asked, looking both mortified and desperate for clarification.

“Who knows?” Archer shrugged with a mischievous grin, clearly enjoying the whole ordeal. “Could be. Could also be something way more interesting.” He winked, watching Law squirm in his seat, now practically radiating discomfort.

Archer was just about to take another sip of his beer when Rosinante’s voice sounded from behind them, warm and amused.

“Archer, are you tormenting our oldest brat again?” Rosi asked, his voice teasing as he stepped onto the deck.

At that, Law ducked his head, hiding a small smile.

“Of course I am!” Archer responded without missing a beat, grinning from ear to ear. “It’s good for him. Builds character.”

Rosinante shook his head, chuckling as he walked over, his long coat swaying behind him. “You’re incorrigible.”

Before Archer could come up with a clever retort, Penguin’s panicked voice interrupted from across the deck.

“Raya! Help me guide it in! I can’t control it anymore!”

The three of them froze.

It sounded dirty. Like really dirty.

Archer glanced at Law, whose face had gone a deep crimson. Rosinante wasn’t faring much better, his pale cheeks flushed pink as his mouth opened and closed like a fish trying to form words.

Archer, on the other hand, completely lost it. He doubled over, laughing so hard he nearly spilled his beer. It didn’t help when Giles’ voice bellowed from the galley, “Either use the oil or that thing’s gonna break in half!”

That was it. Archer was done for.

He wheezed, clutching his side as he laughed harder, even if his ribs hurt like a bitch, while Law buried his face in his hands, clearly mortified. Rosinante, despite his embarrassment, was grinning too, albeit shaking his head in disbelief at the chaos that unfolded before them.

 

Later that evening, it all came to light.

Archer had been lounging in the same chair, enjoying the quiet after the earlier chaos when he overheard the conversation. Raya, Penguin, and Timble had taken the sea stone spear that was used to stab him and attempted to break it up into tiny pieces. Their plan? To use the shards as spearheads for Timble, who had gleefully added that he wanted to “kill some fuckers” with them.

Feisty little guy, Archer thought with a smirk.

Rosinante, ever the concerned dad figure, turned to Raya with a raised brow. “Was this your idea?” he asked, his tone knowing. From past experiences, they’d learned that Raya had a knack for cooking up wild and questionable schemes.

But this time, she shook her head, holding her hands up defensively. “Nope, not me this time,” she said with a grin.

To everyone’s surprise, Timble and Bepo, of all people, admitted to being the brains behind the project. Bepo, who usually cried if someone even stubbed their toe, had somehow been roped into spear-smashing and was now proudly taking credit for it. Penguin, as expected, chimed in with his own two cents, “I’m just along for shits and giggles.” He paused, then shot a glance at Raya.

Archer didn’t miss the subtle look between Penguin and Raya and had to bite back a laugh.

Ah, so that’s what’s going on there, he thought with amusement.

Rosinante, rubbing his temples like he was suppressing a headache, sighed deeply. “So, let me get this straight... You’re all trying to break a sea stone weapon—one of the rarest materials in the world—into tiny spearheads...?”

Timble crossed his arms, defiantly staring up at Rosinante. “We handled it.”

Archer couldn’t help but chuckle at the defiant little dwarf. “You are badass” he said, leaning back with a grin.

Rosi sighed again, clearly trying to figure out what to even say to that, while Law—who had been silent through most of the revelation—looked at Timble with a newfound respect.

“Kill some fuckers, huh?” Law repeated quietly, a small, rare smirk forming on his lips.

Timble beamed with pride.

 

The next day arrived too quickly, and it was time to say goodbye to Law and his crew. They had lingered long enough, and the parting felt bittersweet. The goodbyes were lengthy, filled with hugs—even from Law. Archer couldn’t help but feel a surge of pride seeing his emotionally constipated oldest son give in and actually embrace everyone. Progress, he thought with a grin.

Bepo, with tears streaming down his face as usual, picked Archer up from the deck in a giant bear hug, lifting him clean off the ground. “We bears have to stick together!” Bepo declared, his voice thick with emotion.

Archer, trying not to look like he was about to choke from the strength of Bepo’s grip, managed to give him a pat on the back. “Damn right, Bepo! Just put me down before you break my spine.”

Bepo immediately released him, apologizing profusely, while the rest of the crew laughed.

Raya, ever the flirt, gave Penguin a wink that made him turn beet red, mumbling something incoherent under his breath while his crewmates ribbed him about it. Archer caught the look and couldn’t help but chuckle, already seeing where that was heading.

As the Polar Tang finally submerged beneath the waves, taking Law and his crew back into the depths of the Grand Line, Archer stood on the deck, hands on his hips, watching the submarine disappear into the distance.

“Well,” Archer said, turning back to the crew. “Where to next?”

 

Turns out, they didn’t need to discuss their next destination after all.

It started with an unexpected call from Chopper. Of all people, it had to be the little reindeer doctor, and the panic in his voice was enough to catch everyone’s attention. Archer had been lounging in his chair on the deck, enjoying the calm, when the call came in. Rosinante, who had been talking with Raya about something Archer wasn't really paying attention to, answered the transponder snail.

"Chopper? What’s going on?" Rosinante asked, his face immediately growing serious as the tiny voice on the other end came through.

The franticness in Chopper’s tone was unmistakable. “Rosi! The Straw Hats... we’re in Water 7! It’s bad! Really bad!”

Archer raised an eyebrow, sitting up straighter. He could already tell by the tone of this conversation that they were about to be pulled into something big. He didn’t mind, though. Anything involving Luffy usually meant a good fight, and that’s exactly what he needed right now.

“Slow down, Chopper,” Rosinante said, trying to calm the reindeer. “What’s happening? Why are you calling us?”

Chopper took a shaky breath. “Robin... Robin’s been captured by CP9. They’re taking her to Enies Lobby, and... and Luffy and Usopp had a big fight! Usopp left the crew, and—" Chopper’s voice cracked a little. “And the Going Merry… the ship… it’s done for.”

There was a moment of stunned silence. The Going Merry was Luffy’s first ship. The idea that it was "done for" hit hard. Even Archer, who wasn’t the sentimental type, felt a pang at hearing that.

Rosinante's jaw clenched. "CP9?" he repeated, his voice hardening. The infamous government assassins. This was serious.

Chopper’s voice trembled as he continued. “Rosi, I... I don’t know what to do! Luffy’s trying to go after Robin, but everything’s falling apart. Usopp’s gone, and we don’t even know if we can save Robin. I’m scared.”

Rosinante shared a glance with Archer, who was already on his feet, looking ready for action. The rest of the crew, having overheard, were gathering around, faces grim. Archer crossed his arms, his golden eyes narrowing as he watched Rosinante for the next move.

After hanging up with Chopper, Rosinante turned sharply, all business now. His voice carried across the deck as he barked out orders.

“Giles!” he called, his tone commanding. “Hoist the sails and figure out how far we are from Water 7. We need to move fast.”

Giles, always ready for action, gave a curt nod and bolted to the ship’s helm. The Silence lurched as the sails unfurled, catching the wind with a snap, and the ship began to pick up speed.

Next, Rosinante turned to Raya, who had already anticipated what was coming. “I need explosives,” he said, his voice low but deadly serious. “Big ones. And some poisons too. I’m not taking any chances with CP9.”

Raya grinned, cracking her knuckles. “You got it, Captain. I’ve been waiting for a chance to blow some government lackeys sky-high.”

Archer, meanwhile, was pacing the deck behind them, muttering under his breath. “Irresponsible brats… can’t leave them alone for five minutes without a fight breaking out or some government dogs getting involved… And now Usopp’s off doing god-knows-what, and I bet Luffy’s off measuring dicks with the world’s worst assassins!”

Rosinante had to suppress a smile as Archer’s ranting grew louder. He loved his partner, but when Archer got going, it was like trying to stop a hurricane.

Timble, standing nearby, was practically bouncing with excitement. Rosinante turned to the little dwarf and asked, “Timble, is your sea stone spear ready?”

Timble grinned, giving a firm nod. “It’s ready, Captain! Sharper than ever and ready to kill some fuckers!” he said with a wild gleam in his eyes.

“Good,” Rosinante said with satisfaction. “We might need it.”

As Archer continued his pacing and grumbling about “dick-measuring brats,” Rosinante walked over and clapped him on the shoulder. “Relax, Archer,” he said with a grin. “You’ll get your chance to put the fear of god into them soon enough.”

Archer shot him a look, still muttering, “Oh I will.”

Rosinante chuckled and gave him a squeeze on the arm before stepping away. He felt the same urgency as Archer, but he knew they had to stay focused. CP9 wasn’t just any enemy. They were dangerous, lethal, and well-trained.

 

That night, Archer couldn’t sleep. His mind was running wild with worry, and it gnawed at him, keeping him on edge. Those stupid brats. What the hell were they thinking?

Sitting on the kitchen counter in the galley, he lit another cigarette. The faint glow of the embers flickered in the dim light as smoke curled lazily into the air. He was already halfway through the pack, and at this point, he wasn’t even sure if he was inhaling out of habit or to keep himself grounded.

CP9.

The name stirred old memories—ugly ones. Archer had crossed paths with them once before, back when he was just a reckless 14-year-old raiding a Marine base in the South Blue. He thought he was invincible back then, a kid with too much fire in his veins and no concept of real danger. If it hadn’t been for a stupid slip—tripping over his own damn feet like a fool—he wouldn’t have lived to tell the tale. They would’ve killed him, no doubt about it.

And now? Now, his youngest brat and his idiot crew were heading straight for them, without a clue what they were truly up against. Luffy might be strong, but CP9 was no joke. Cold, ruthless, efficient killers.

Archer grimaced, the cigarette between his lips almost burning down to the filter. Absentmindedly, he started biting his nails, a habit he hadn’t broken since he was a kid. He only did it when he was truly worried—seriously worried.

He could still hear the soft creaking of the ship as it cut through the waves, heading toward Water 7 as fast as they could push her. The tension was thick, and despite the darkness and quiet that settled over the crew, Archer felt anything but calm.

What if they’re already too late?

His fingers twitched, the nail-biting intensifying as his mind raced through a thousand worst-case scenarios. What if CP9 already had Robin locked up? What if Luffy charged in without thinking—like he always did—and got himself captured or worse? What if they all ended up like him that day, broken, bleeding, and barely alive?

Archer’s stomach twisted painfully. He flicked the burned-out cigarette away and immediately lit another one, the orange glow of the lighter briefly illuminating his furrowed brow and the lines of worry etched deep into his face. He dragged a hand through his messy hair, groaning quietly.

“Those damn brats,” he muttered to himself, voice low. “Always getting themselves into shit they can’t handle…”

He sighed, eyes staring blankly ahead. He wished he could just storm into Water 7 right now, throw Luffy over his shoulder, and drag the Straw Hats away from this whole mess. But that wasn’t how it worked. They had to fight their own battles, no matter how much it twisted Archer’s gut to let them.

He glanced down at his shaking hand, annoyed with himself. CP9.

If they were anything like what he remembered, this wasn’t just a dangerous mission for Luffy and his crew. It was suicide.

Another long drag, another cloud of smoke. Stay calm. He had to stay calm. If not for himself, then for Rosi. For the crew. For those damn kids he couldn’t stop worrying about.

But damn, it was hard. Hard to just sit here, waiting, and not knowing what kind of hell they’d be walking into.

The silence in the galley was oppressive, broken only by the soft crackle of his cigarette and the occasional creak of the ship’s hull. Archer was alone with his thoughts, and they weren’t kind.

The memory of his own near-death at CP9’s hands haunted him. He couldn’t help but feel like history was about to repeat itself—but this time, he wasn’t the one in the crosshairs.

This time, it was Luffy.

And that scared him more than anything.

Archer was so lost in his own thoughts, the storm of worry swirling inside his head, that he didn’t even hear the soft footfalls of Rosinante entering the galley. It wasn’t until he felt the cigarette plucked from his lips that he snapped back to reality, blinking up in surprise. His hand, still mid-motion, froze in the air as he looked up at Rosinante, standing there with a mixture of concern and quiet understanding.

Archer’s chest tightened.

He swallowed hard, trying to keep his voice steady, but the words that came out were raw, unguarded. “I’m scared, Rosi… scared for Luffy and his crew.”

The vulnerability in his tone was something he rarely allowed himself to show, but tonight, under the weight of everything, it slipped out before he could stop it.

Rosinante didn’t say anything at first. He just bent down, cupping Archer’s face gently with one hand, his thumb brushing lightly against Archer’s cheek. Then, without warning, he kissed him deeply, a slow, lingering kiss that stole away all the tension, all the words Archer had been bottling up.

For a brief moment, everything else fell away—the fear, the uncertainty, the gnawing worry that had been eating at Archer for hours. It was just them.

When Rosinante finally pulled back, their foreheads rested against each other, breath mingling in the stillness of the galley.

“Archer…” Rosinante whispered, his voice soft but firm, as if grounding him. “We’ll find them. We’ll make sure they’re safe. But you can’t carry this all on your own.”

Archer let out a shaky breath, closing his eyes for a second, trying to absorb the calm that Rosinante radiated. But the knot in his chest wouldn’t fully loosen.

“I know, I just…” He trailed off, biting his lip, his voice strained. “I just keep thinking about CP9. What if we’re too late? What if—”

Rosinante pressed a finger to his lips, silencing him. “We won’t be too late,” he said firmly, though there was a flicker of something in his eyes. Worry, maybe. But beneath it, there was confidence. “We won’t let them go through this alone. Luffy’s strong, Archer. And so are you. We’ll figure this out, like we always do.”

Archer stared into Rosinante’s eyes, his own golden ones searching for reassurance, for something to hold onto amidst the chaos in his mind. After a moment, he exhaled deeply, resting his head on Rosinante’s chest, allowing himself to feel the warmth of his partner, the steady beat of his heart.

 

Then Rosinante moved swiftly, his tall, muscular frame effortlessly lifting Archer off the ground. Archer, startled at first, soon relaxed into Rosinante's embrace, finding comfort in the strong arms that held him close.

As they entered the dimly lit cabin, the warmth of the room enveloped them, providing a sanctuary from the outside world. With gentle precision, Rosinante laid Archer on the bed, his brown eyes never leaving Archer's face.

He wanted to wipe away the pain he saw there, to replace it with pleasure and desire. Leaning over, he hovered above Archer, their bodies almost touching, and began a slow, sensual assault on his senses. Rosinante's lips found Archer's, kissing him deeply, passionately. His tongue traced the contours of Archer's mouth, exploring, tasting, and claiming. Archer responded with fervor, his hands gripping Rosinante's broad shoulders, pulling him closer, as if afraid he might disappear.

The kiss was a promise, a declaration of love and desire, and it left them both breathless. Breaking the kiss, Rosinante trailed soft kisses down Archer's neck, nipping and sucking gently on the sensitive skin. He could feel Archer's body arching into his touch, seeking more.

 His hands roamed over Archer's lean, muscular frame, mapping every inch of his lover's body with reverence. Rosinante's fingers deftly unbuttoned Archer's shirt, revealing his sculpted chest. He kissed and licked his way down, paying homage to each newly exposed inch of skin.

Archer's breath hitched as Rosinante's warm mouth latched onto a nipple, sucking and teasing it until it was hard and sensitive. A low moan escaped Archer's lips, a sound that went straight to Rosinante's groin, making him ache with need.

Moving further down, Rosinante unbuckled Archer's belt, his fingers brushing against the bulge in his pants. He could feel Archer's heart racing, his body responding to the anticipation. With slow, deliberate movements, he slid Archer's pants down his long legs, leaving him completely exposed and wanting.

 Archer's cock stood proud, already hard and leaking, a prof to the desire Rosinante had stirred within him. Rosinante admired the sight for a moment, taking in the beauty of Archer's body, before he leaned down and took the tip of Archer's cock into his mouth. He sucked gently at first, swirling his tongue around the head, savoring the taste of his lover.

As he bobbed his head, taking more of Archer into his mouth, his hands cupped Archer's balls, massaging and caressing them. Archer's hands tangled in Rosinante's blond hair, urging him on, his hips thrusting gently to meet each movement of Rosinante's mouth. "Oh, Rosi... fuck... that feels so good," Archer gasped, his voice hoarse with desire.

Rosinante hummed in response, the vibrations sending shivers down Archer's spine. He wanted to please Archer, to make him forget everything but the pleasure they shared. He took Archer's cock deeper, his throat muscles relaxing to accommodate his lover's length. Archer's moans grew louder, filling the cabin with their erotic melody

As Archer's pleasure built, Rosinante's hands roamed over his thighs, kneading and stroking, before sliding back up to tease his hole. He dipped a finger into the heat, eliciting a sharp gasp from Archer. With gentle strokes, he prepared Archer, adding more lube and a second finger, stretching and teasing.

"Please, Rosi... I need you," Archer pleaded, his eyes pleading. Rosinante couldn't deny him any longer. He positioned himself, his thick, hard length poised at Archer's entrance. With one smooth thrust, he claimed Archer, filling him completely. Archer's eyes widened at the sensation, his body adjusting to the fullness.

 Rosinante held still, giving Archer a moment to acclimate, before he began to move. He set a slow, steady rhythm, each thrust deliberate and purposeful. He wanted to prolong this moment, to make it last forever.

Archer's hands gripped the headboard, his body moving in sync with Rosinante's, their skin slick with sweat. "You feel so good, Archer," Rosinante whispered, his breath hot against Archer's ear. Archer could only nod, his words lost in the haze of pleasure. Rosinante's lips found his again, kissing him fiercely, their tongues dancing in a wild rhythm that mirrored their bodies.

As they moved together, the cabin echoed with the sounds of their passion. Archer's body began to tense, his orgasm building. Rosinante could feel it too, the tightening of Archer's muscles around him, the slickness of his hole clenching and releasing his cock. "Touch yourself, love," Rosinante urged, his voice raspy. "Let me see you come apart."

Archer's hand found his cock, stroking himself in time with Rosinante's thrusts. It was too much, too perfect. Archer's body shook as he came, his seed spilling over his hand and abdomen, his cries filling the room.

Rosinante felt Archer's hole clench around him, and he couldn't hold back any longer. With a final, deep thrust, Rosinante surrendered to his own release, filling Archer with his cum. He collapsed onto Archer's chest, their hearts pounding against each other, their sweat-slicked bodies intertwined.

They lay there, entangled in each other's arms, catching their breath. Archer turned his head, his lips finding Rosinante's in a tender kiss, filled with love and gratitude. "Thank you," Archer whispered.

Rosinante leaned in and kissed the side of Archer’s neck, his lips soft against the skin. The gesture was gentle, soothing, and filled with the kind of quiet reassurance that only Rosinante could offer.

“Everything’s going to be okay,” Rosinante whispered, his breath warm against Archer’s neck.

For a moment, Archer just stayed there, his head resting against Rosinante’s chest, the tension slowly melting away. Despite the chaos in his mind, despite all the worries gnawing at him, that simple promise held a surprising amount of weight. It didn’t erase his fears, but it gave him something to hold on to—something to believe in, even if just for a little while.

A small smile tugged at Archer’s lips as he exhaled softly, his fingers brushing against Rosinante’s hand. "You always know what to say, don’t you?"

Rosinante chuckled, his voice low and warm. "Just part of the job, I guess."

Archer shook his head, still smiling. "Damn lucky I’ve got you, then."

Rosinante’s grip around him tightened slightly, pulling him closer. "Lucky goes both ways, you know."

Chapter 33: Awake

Summary:

Screw the CP9.
Raya is a little crazy
Asassin Timble
Hammertime
Hybrid Archer

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Archer leaned against the ship's railing, staring out at the horizon. The salty breeze whipped his blond hair around his face as the Silence cut smoothly through the waters. His sharp golden eyes scanned the sea, narrowing in the direction of Enies Lobby. The government’s judicial island—the nerve center of CP9. He hadn’t been there in years, but even now, the memories of that place left a sour taste in his mouth.

"Figures," he muttered, half to himself, "CP9 doesn’t mess around. If Luffy and his crew are heading there, they’re walking into a lion’s den."

It had been Giles who made the call to skip Water 7 and head straight for Enies Lobby. Smart move. Archer grinned to himself, proud of the fishman’s tactical mind. The fewer delays, the better. Every minute counted.

He felt the familiar rise of tension in his chest. Luffy was going to need backup, and not just any backup—his backup. Archer flicked his cigarette into the sea, a determined glint in his eyes. He’d do whatever it took to make sure his brat got out of there alive.

Rosinante approached from behind, the large man moving surprisingly quietly for someone of his size. "You ready for this?" Rosi asked, voice steady but laced with concern.

Archer gave a cocky grin. "Born ready, babe. Besides, these CP9 assholes won't know what hit 'em."

Rosinante chuckled, though Archer could see the worry in his eyes. His partner had every reason to be concerned. Archer knew just how dangerous CP9 could be—had known, ever since that day they nearly killed him in the South Blue.

"Everything’s set," Giles called from the helm, breaking the tension. "We’ll hit Enies Lobby by dawn."

The crew worked tirelessly throughout the night, each preparing for the inevitable chaos that was coming their way. Archer, perched at the edge of the ship's galley, sharpened his haladies with slow, deliberate strokes. The blades glinted dangerously in the dim light, and the rhythmic sound of steel against stone filled the room. His mind was laser-focused, imagining the blood they’d spill come morning. No more reckless charges. Not this time, he thought. CP9 was a different beast entirely. He and his crew needed a plan, not just brute strength—though, plenty of that would still be required.

Behind him, Raya was working her magic with explosives, her fingers deftly constructing what she had dubbed "sea bombs." They were something new, designed specifically to deal with Devil Fruit users. She was embedding fragments of the sea stone spear, the one used to nearly kill Archer not too long ago, into each bomb’s core.

"Pretty badass," Archer mused out loud, admiring her handiwork. "Blow these bastards up, and we might actually stand a chance against whatever freaks CP9 sends our way."

Raya flashed a grin, not looking up from her work. "Damn right. Sea stone inside these things means anyone with Devil Fruit powers is going down hard. Best part? They won’t even see it coming."

Archer’s lips curled into a feral smile as he slid one of his haladies across the whetstone, feeling the edge become sharper, more deadly. "Good. I want them to suffer."

Across the room, Rosinante was fiddling with a weapon of his own—a massive hammer. It looked like something straight out of a blacksmith’s nightmare, but if anyone could wield that kind of blunt force with precision, it was Rosi. Archer chuckled to himself, watching his partner adjust his grip on the giant tool.

"You planning to smash their faces in with that thing?" Archer asked, raising an eyebrow. "Or take down half the damn island?"

Rosinante gave him a sheepish grin, lifting the hammer with ease despite its immense size. "Hey, it’ll do the job. A hammer this big with my strength behind it? Not much is going to stop me."

Archer snorted, though he had to admit, the image of Rosinante storming through the battlefield, swinging that hammer like a god of destruction, had its appeal. The idea of all that government property crumbling into dust? Even better.

“You’re gonna level Enies Lobby,” Archer said, still grinning. “And I’ll enjoy every second of watching you do it.”

Rosi chuckled, though there was a glint of seriousness in his eyes. He was ready. More than that—he was determined. They all were.

As the night dragged on, the crew continued their preparations. Timble was polishing his sea-stone spear with meticulous care, checking it over repeatedly for any imperfections. It was deadly, plain and simple. The little guy had a real knack for weaponry, and though his height made him seem less imposing, Archer knew firsthand how dangerous Timble could be when he set his mind to something.

“Hey, Timble,” Archer called over. “How’s that spear coming along?”

Timble looked up from his work, his sharp eyes gleaming with confidence. “It’s ready,” he said, his voice steady. “Perfect for taking out a few assholes. Hopefully, some CP9 bastards.”

“Good,” Archer said, satisfied. “We’re going to need every edge we can get.”

 

As the Silence neared Enies Lobby in the early morning light, Archer squinted through the mist, scanning the massive fortress in the distance. He smirked when he spotted a giant hole blown into one of the walls. Luffy and his crew have definitely already arrived, he thought. That brat didn’t know how to do things quietly—destruction was always his calling card.

Rosinante stood at the helm, calmly setting up a soundproof field around their ship. The Silence glided noiselessly over the water, blending into the early dawn fog. No one would hear them coming.

Archer stretched his arms, then squatted down next to Timble, who was adjusting his gear. His sea-stone spear rested beside him, gleaming in the soft light. Archer wanted to run through the dwarf’s part of the plan one last time.

“You remember what you need to do, right?” Archer asked, his voice low but steady.

Timble nodded, his face set with determination. “Rosi’s going to throw me onto the nearest roof. Then I’m going to find Luffy or one of the others. I’ll tell them that when they hear the roar, they need to get down.”

Archer smiled and patted the little guy on the head, his tone softening for a moment. "Good. You’re gonna do great, Timble. Make sure Luffy knows we’re here and keep your eyes sharp. They’re going to need all the help they can get."

Just then, Raya sauntered over, holding up a tiny assassin outfit, all black with a matching mask. She grinned mischievously. “Since you’ve got a mission, you better look the part, little man.”

Timble’s eyes lit up as he eagerly took the outfit from her, grinning like a kid on his birthday. Without a word, he scampered off to change.

Archer couldn’t help but laugh, shaking his head as he watched the pint-sized warrior dash away. “Feisty little man”

Raya chuckled, arms crossed as she watched Timble disappear below deck. "Better watch out—he’s gonna steal all the glory if we’re not careful."

 

The minutes stretched into an intense quiet as the crew finished their preparations. They were close now. The towering structure of Enies Lobby loomed in front of them, with the open sea behind it stretching endlessly. Somewhere in that labyrinth of government soldiers and elite assassins, Luffy and his crew were fighting for this Robin person.

"Rosi, you ready to throw him?" Archer asked as Timble came bounding back, now dressed head to toe in his new assassin outfit, mask and all.

Rosinante grinned, hefting the tiny warrior in one hand. "I’m ready if he is."

Timble nodded, the tiny mask making him look more serious than ever. "Let’s do this."

Archer stood, his haladies strapped to his back, his sharp gaze locked on Enies Lobby. "Alright, the second he’s in position, we move in. No screw-ups. Stick to the plan."

Rosinante crouched, poised to launch Timble like a dart. With a swift and fluid motion, he hurled the dwarf through the air. Timble soared gracefully over the rooftops, disappearing into the shadows as he hit the ground running. Archer watched him go, confident in the little guy’s ability.

"Now we wait for the signal," Archer muttered, stepping up beside Rosinante. His eyes stayed trained on the distant figures moving across the fortress. "Won’t be long now. Luffy always makes a scene."

Rosinante chuckled softly. "He takes after you in that way."

Archer smirked. "Damn right he does."

 

It was time for the rest of them to move. Archer stood at the edge of the ship, his sharp eyes scanning the landscape ahead. Rosinante silently set up a new sound field around Archer, Raya, Giles, and himself. The crew of the Silence had made a name for themselves, but today, stealth was just as important as strength.

“Let’s make it count,” Archer muttered under his breath, adjusting the straps of his haladies. His muscles tensed as he prepared for what came next.

Rosinante grinned at him. "You ready for a toss?"

Archer shot him a sidelong look. “Don’t miss.”

With a fluid motion, Rosinante hoisted Archer up and hurled him across the distance. For now, Archer didn’t shift into his more monstrous form. Stealth was key. He landed silently on the rooftop, knees bent, instantly melding into the shadows. He crouched, scanning for threats. Beside him, Raya dropped in just as smoothly, her movements as fluid as a cat.

“I still think you should’ve let me blow something up by now,” she whispered, her voice tinged with amusement.

Archer grinned. “Soon, Raya. We’re saving the fireworks for when it really counts.”

Raya rolled her eyes but stayed focused, pulling out a small blade as she peered over the edge of the rooftop. Below, Enies Lobby soldiers patrolled in tight formations, unaware that their fortress had been infiltrated from another angle.

Meanwhile, Rosinante and Giles made their way toward the massive hole in the wall, where Luffy and his crew had already begun their onslaught. Rosi, once again stood on Giles as they soared through the water. Rosinante kept the sound field strong, ensuring their approach would remain unnoticed.

As Archer moved ahead across the rooftop, he caught sight of movement in the distance. He pressed his back against the stone, signaling to Raya. She nodded and crouched lower, watching the patrols below. But something else caught Archer’s attention—a faint rumbling from the inner wall.

"Trouble’s coming," he whispered to Raya. "Get ready."

Suddenly, a loud roar echoed across the island—the unmistakable sound of Luffy in battle. Archer’s grin widened. The fight had already started, and it was time for them to make their move.

“Go time,” he muttered. With a nod to Raya, they launched into action.

Raya darted ahead, light on her feet, throwing small smoke bombs that disoriented the nearby soldiers. Archer followed closely behind, his blades flashing in the early morning light as they descended into the fray. He moved like a shadow, cutting down anyone in his path with deadly precision.

Across the battlefield, Rosinante and Giles reached the hole in the wall. With a powerful leap, Rosinante dismounted, landing with a crash inside the fortress, his giant hammer in hand. The soldiers barely had time to react before Rosinante swung, sending a group of them flying like ragdolls.

“Let’s go, Giles!” Rosinante shouted.

Giles grinned and followed, launching a barrage of small explosives that exploded in blinding flashes of light, causing chaos among the guards.

Meanwhile, Archer had already sliced through a group of patrolling soldiers. He could hear Luffy’s distant shouts growing louder—his brat of a son was giving them hell.

Raya appeared at his side, breathing heavily but grinning. “Let’s find the others before they wreck this entire place without us.”

As Archer and Raya joined up with Rosinante and Giles, they moved swiftly toward the center of the battle. The morning sun shone brightly over Enies Lobby, casting long shadows across the burning chaos. Smoke billowed up, and the sounds of combat filled the air—metal clashing, shouts, and the rumble of destruction.

When they finally caught sight of Luffy and his crew standing on a roof, Archer's breath hitched. His eyes went wide, especially when he spotted a masked guy standing beside Luffy, casually lighting the World Government flag on fire. The flames shot up instantly, and Archer could hardly believe what he was seeing.

"Well, shit," Archer muttered, his golden eyes wide with disbelief. "For fuck’s sake, Luffy... Really?"

Beside him, Rosinante blinked, just as stunned. "He's... He's declaring war on the World Government. Outright."

Raya, perched beside them, let out a low whistle. "Kid's got balls, I'll give him that."

Archer couldn’t help but crack a grin, despite the sheer audacity of it all. His kid had a flair for the dramatic, that was for sure. He swore under his breath, though a hint of pride slipped through his gruff exterior.

“Can’t just punch the bad guys and call it a day, huh? Nooo, gotta light the damn flag on fire,” Archer mused, shaking his head in disbelief. "Of course, he does it in the most chaotic way possible."

Rosinante rubbed the back of his neck, watching the flames spread, the bright red of the World Government symbol curling into ash. "He's making sure they know they’re done playing by their rules. That’s one hell of a statement."

 

The gates to the main building swung open with a deafening crash, and out stormed seven figures, each exuding a dangerous aura. Archer's eyes narrowed. CP9. He had been right—they were all Devil Fruit users, the lot of them.

As they approached, Luffy was already locked in a shouting match with an ugly guy in a mask, standing on a balcony above. Archer guessed this was Spandam, the idiot in charge of Robin's capture. The two traded insults, Luffy’s voice booming with rage, but Archer could see the cracks forming in Spandam’s bravado.

Standing at the front of the CP9 group was a tall man with jet-black hair and a cold, dead stare. A damn pigeon perched on his shoulder like it was some kind of mascot. Archer had heard rumors about Rob Lucci, the so-called strongest weapon of the World Government. Lucci’s voice cut through the chaos as he sneered at Luffy, "You and your crew are no match for us. You will all die here."

Archer rolled his neck, his haladies glinting as the sunlight caught their sharp edges. "Well, aren't you a ray of sunshine," he muttered, before glancing at Rosinante, who was still holding the sound field around them.

Rosinante lowered it just enough to yell across the battlefield, his deep voice booming. "Who said they were alone?"

Archer grinned at the looks of confusion and panic that spread across the faces of the CP9 agents. They hadn’t realized another force had joined the fight.

Raya, standing a few feet away, gave Archer a wicked smile, her purple eyes gleaming. She had been waiting for this. With gleeful abandon, she unleashed her powers, letting the enchanted stench of the Nioi Nioi no Mi flood the air. It was instant chaos. Soldiers who had been rushing toward the Straw Hats suddenly dropped to their knees, their faces turning green as they clutched their stomachs and started to vomit uncontrollably.

"Good," Archer muttered, watching the soldiers drop like flies. “Nothing like a little biological warfare.”

The CP9 agents weren’t so easily affected, but they looked wary, their eyes scanning for the source of the attack. Before they could recover, Raya pulled a small, sleek bomb from her pouch, her grin widening. "Time for some fun," she sang, her fingers flicking the sea stone bomb into the air like a game.

Without missing a beat, she hurled it straight at the group of CP9 agents.

The moment the bomb hit the ground, it erupted in a flash of light and sound. Shards of sea stone embedded in the blast flew out in every direction. The air shimmered as the effects took hold, and any Devil Fruit user in the vicinity felt it.

Lucci staggered for half a second, his body momentarily weakening. The others weren’t so lucky. The smaller, masked agent—Kaku—grunted as he fell to one knee, while a stocky woman with long hair, Kalifa, gasped as her strength faltered, sweat dripping down her face.

“Sea stone,” Archer said with a grin, watching their struggle. “Hurts, doesn’t it?”

Rosinante didn’t wait for the effects to wear off. He charged forward, swinging his giant hammer with a powerful, practiced precision. The ground quaked as he brought it down toward Lucci. But Lucci recovered fast, faster than anyone Archer had ever seen, and leaped out of the way at the last second, landing with feline grace on a nearby ledge.

"Nice try," Lucci growled, his voice low and menacing, eyes locking on Rosinante.

But Rosinante wasn’t done. He swung again, this time aiming for Kaku, who was still reeling from the sea stone’s effects. The impact sent Kaku flying backward, crashing into the stone wall with a loud thud.

Archer leapt into the fray, his haladies flashing as he charged at Kalifa. "Guess you're not as invincible as you thought," he taunted, slashing toward her with precision strikes. She barely dodged, still sluggish from the bomb, but her speed wasn’t enough to avoid him entirely. Archer’s blade grazed her arm, drawing blood.

Behind them, Luffy and Zoro were already engaged in their own brutal fight, Luffy squaring off against Lucci with fists of fury, while Zoro handled two of the lesser agents like they were nothing.

But Archer’s focus remained on Kalifa, his mind sharp as ever. She tried to counter with a leg sweep, but Archer sidestepped with ease, his eyes gleaming. "Nice try, sweetheart," he quipped, his blades flashing as he closed the distance.

Kalifa gritted her teeth and launched an attack, her Awa Awa no Mi powers activating as she tried to cover him in slippery soap. Archer rolled his eyes, flipping backward to avoid the attack. "You’re gonna have to do better than bubbles."

With one fluid movement, Archer lunged forward, driving the hilt of his blade into her gut, sending her sprawling across the ground.

Raya’s laughter echoed behind him as she hurled more explosives at the retreating soldiers, her wicked grin never fading. "This is too easy!" she yelled, clearly enjoying herself.

Suddenly, the roar of battle intensified as Lucci went full Zoan form, his body transforming into a monstrous leopard. His speed doubled as he launched himself at Luffy, claws outstretched.

Archer saw Lucci's clawed hand grip Luffy’s head, the sickening crack of bone and flesh filling the air. Luffy, bloodied and breathless, fell back, eyes wide with shock. Lucci’s growl cut through the chaos like a blade as he tightened his grip, ready to crush Luffy’s skull like it was nothing.

And then, Archer’s mind went blank.

No sound. No thought. Just a slow, rhythmic badum... badum... deep inside him, growing louder and more insistent. The world seemed to fade, the battle around him dissolving into the background. His breath hitched, and he felt the beast inside, usually dormant, stir like never before.

Archer surrendered to it.

The transformation wasn’t like when he shifted into his usual Grizzly bear form. This was something new. Something deeper, more primal. His bones cracked, his muscles stretched, and golden fur sprouted across his body, but he remained upright, towering taller than Rosinante, taller than anyone. His hands turned into massive paws, each finger tipped with long, gleaming claws. His teeth elongated into razor-sharp fangs, and a low, guttural growl escaped his throat.

When Archer opened his eyes again, the world had changed. Everything was sharper. He could hear the rush of blood in Lucci’s veins, see every flicker of movement in agonizing clarity. It wasn’t just strength—there was something else in this new form. Agility. Speed. Deadlier instincts.

This was a hybrid form. A perfect blend of the human and beast within him. And it was exactly what he needed.

Without another thought, Archer charged. His claws tore into the ground beneath him as he lunged at Lucci with everything he had. The leopard-man barely had time to react before Archer slammed into him, the force of the impact sending them both crashing through the wall of the nearest building.

Lucci roared, a snarl of surprise and rage as he twisted mid-air, trying to claw Archer’s face. But Archer was faster. He swatted Lucci's arm aside with a brutal swipe of his paw, the clash of claws echoing through the rubble.

They hit the ground, and the fight turned savage. Claws slashed through the air, fangs snapped at throats, and the earth shook with every collision of their bodies. Lucci was strong, vicious, and relentless, but Archer had tapped into something raw, something untamed, and it made him just as dangerous.

Lucci leaped back, baring his fangs as blood dripped from a gash on his arm. "What are you?" he hissed, his eyes narrowing in disbelief.

Archer didn’t answer. He couldn’t. The beast inside was in control now, his thoughts reduced to pure, animalistic instinct. All he knew was that Lucci had tried to kill his son and that was enough. With a thunderous roar, Archer pounced again, claws aimed straight for Lucci’s chest.

Lucci dodged to the side, his claws raking across Archer's arm, but Archer didn’t slow down. He grabbed Lucci by the throat, slamming him into the ground so hard the earth cracked beneath them. Lucci gasped, struggling to free himself, but Archer’s grip was unrelenting.

Blood pounded in Archer’s ears as he snarled, his fangs inches from Lucci’s face. He could feel the tension in Lucci’s body, the desperation as the CP9 agent tried to wriggle free. But Archer was stronger. Faster.

Lucci managed to kick out, slamming his foot into Archer’s ribs, and the force sent Archer stumbling back. Lucci flipped back onto his feet, his face twisted in a snarl, blood dripping from his mouth. "You’ll regret that," he spat, before launching himself forward with blinding speed.

The two clashed again, claws ripping, fists landing brutal blows, the sounds of their fight echoing through the battlefield like thunder. Every hit was like two freight trains colliding, shaking the ground beneath them. Archer slashed across Lucci’s chest, tearing through his flesh. But Lucci retaliated with a savage uppercut that sent Archer skidding back.

The beast in Archer roared in fury, and he lunged again, faster this time. Lucci’s eyes widened as Archer’s claws sank into his side, blood spraying from the wound. Archer followed up with a powerful kick, sending Lucci crashing into the remains of a crumbling wall.

They locked eyes, two predators in their prime, neither willing to back down. The tension in the air was palpable, every muscle in Archer’s body coiled and ready to strike.

Then Lucci, with a feral snarl, shifted fully into his leopard form, doubling in size. But Archer didn’t flinch. He was ready. They charged at each other, a collision of raw power and fury, claws slashing, teeth gnashing, each trying to tear the other apart.

But in the back of his mind, as Archer's claws slashed across Lucci’s chest again, a single thought cut through the haze: Luffy. He needed to make sure his son was okay.

With a final, brutal strike, Archer slammed his fist into Lucci’s face, sending him sprawling across the ground, dazed but not defeated. Archer roared, his voice echoing across the battlefield, before turning his attention back to Luffy.

And that’s when he heard it—the voice of his son, shouting out through the chaos. "DAD!"

Luffy was back on his feet, bloodied but grinning, determination burning in his eyes.

As Archer shifted back to his human form, he felt the adrenaline coursing through his veins fade, leaving behind a trail of exhaustion and relief. He brushed a bloodied hand across his face, wiping away the sweat and grime. He looked down at Lucci, who was barely conscious, sprawled out on the ground. Archer crouched beside him, a wicked grin spreading across his face.

“Hey, asshole,” he said, yanking Lucci’s black hair to pull his face closer. “You asked who I was? You have been so lucky to meet Portgas D. Archer, the Golden Terror, co-captain of the Roaring Pirates. And guess what? I’m also Luffy’s dad.”

Lucci’s eyes widened in disbelief, fear etching his features. It was a sight Archer found immensely satisfying. He released Lucci’s hair, letting his head flop back against the cobblestones as he turned to Luffy, who stood beside him, panting but looking incredibly proud.

“Do you know where Timble is?” Archer asked, the gravity of the situation returning.

Luffy nodded vigorously, excitement lighting up his face. “Yeah! He and Sanji snuck into the main building to find Robin!”

“Good,” Archer replied, glancing back at Lucci. “Let’s get the rest of the crew ready.” He stood up, but before he turned away, he kicked Lucci squarely in the head with a swift, brutal motion. Lucci’s eyes rolled back, and he crumpled into unconsciousness.

With a satisfied huff, Archer turned to the rest of his crew, scanning the chaos around him. The battle had raged fiercely, but the ground was littered with the defeated bodies of CP9. “What’s our status?” he called out.

“Everyone’s dead except for Kaku and Lucci,” Rosinante replied, his voice steady despite the adrenaline still thrumming through him. He stepped up beside Archer, hammer in hand, ready for whatever came next.

“Alright,” Archer said, determination flooding through him. He looked at Luffy and his crew. “You guys need to help Sanji and Timble get Robin. We’ll take care of Kaku and Lucci.”

“Got it!” Luffy shouted, his spirit unbroken. “Let’s go save Robin!”

Archer turned to Raya, giving her a knowing nod. Her grin widened, and she practically bounced over to Kaku and Lucci, who were still incapacitated and groaning on the ground. With deft precision, she pulled out a set of gloves and began her work.

“Just wait until you see what I’ve got planned,” she said, her voice dripping with enthusiasm.

Archer watched as she made small cuts around both CP9 members, skillfully and methodically creating tiny holes in their skin. Then, with a delicate touch, she pushed minuscule pieces of seastone into each opening. The glint of the seastone against the dim lighting was almost mesmerizing.

“Brilliant,” Archer said, a smirk crossing his lips. “The Government is going to have a hell of a time digging all that out. By the time they’re done, these two will be weak and in pain.”

Raya chuckled, wiping her hands on her outfit after finishing the last of the placements. “It’s almost poetic, don’t you think? All that power reduced to nothing because they didn’t see us coming.”

Archer plopped down on a nearby stone, lighting a cigarette and taking a long drag. He leaned back, letting the smoke curl into the air as he relaxed for a moment. “Yeah, I’d say they underestimated us just a bit.”

He stared at Kaku and Lucci, their faces contorted in discomfort as they realized the extent of what Raya had done. The pain would only intensify as the seastone worked its magic, robbing them of their strength. Archer couldn’t help but feel a sense of satisfaction.

“Now we wait for Luffy and the others,” he said, exhaling a puff of smoke. “I hope they found Robin without too much trouble.”

Raya joined him, sitting on another stone with a playful expression. “What do you think they’re doing right now? Probably causing chaos, knowing them.”

“Probably,” Archer replied, a fond smile creeping across his face. “Luffy never was one to follow the rules.”

Chapter 34: Nugget of truth

Summary:

Bombs
Stiches
Theft
Man up
Dad jokes

Chapter Text

The sun was setting behind the shattered ruins of Enies Lobby, casting long shadows across the battlefield. Archer sat on the edge of the dock, his body aching, wounds stinging, but his heart was light. They had made it out alive so far. Lucci had been taken down, CP9 was finished, and Robin was safe. His breath came in shallow, uneven bursts, but there was something about seeing his plan come together that made the pain bearable.

From the distance, Archer’s sharp eyes caught the sight of Luffy and his crew sprinting toward them, Timble perched like a proud little king on Luffy’s straw hat. Luffy’s voice rang out with that same infectious energy he always carried, loud enough to shake the heavens.

"DAD! PAPA!"

Luffy’s shout was enough to make every inch of pain in Archer’s body fade like an afterthought. Despite everything—the blood, the bruises, the chaos—he found himself grinning ear to ear.

"Damn kid..." Archer muttered, dragging himself to his feet, wincing as he straightened his back.

Timble waved from his spot on Luffy’s hat, his tiny hands gripping the brim as he bounced excitedly. Archer couldn’t help but laugh. Seeing that little guy in the middle of all this insanity brought an odd warmth to his heart. How the hell did Luffy manage to make everything seem so simple? Even in a life-or-death situation, he looked as happy as a kid playing pirate.

Nami was running beside them, her face a picture of pure panic. "We have to go! Spandam’s chasing us down with a ship!"

Archer’s grin faltered, the weight of reality slamming back into him. "Of course he is," he growled under his breath, shaking off the last of his fatigue.

Rosinante stood nearby, his tall frame casting a shadow over the rest of them. His voice was calm, but it had a steel edge to it. "Everyone, to the Silence! Now!" he ordered, nodding toward the docked ship, its sails already prepared for a quick escape.

Archer shot a glance at Luffy and the rest of the Straw Hat crew. "You heard him! Move it!" he barked, already limping toward the ship.

Luffy and his crew needed no further encouragement. They bolted toward the Silence, feet pounding against the wooden planks of the dock. Timble leaped from Luffy’s hat and into Archer’s arms with a squeal of delight.

"You did good, kid," Archer murmured, tousling Timble's hair with a bloody hand.

Timble grinned up at him, wide-eyed. "Thanks Archer! I told Sanji everything like you said!"

"Good boy," Archer replied, feeling a strange sense of pride in his chest. He couldn’t help but smile, even as the pain from his wounds gnawed at his sides.

Behind them, the distant sound of cannon fire rumbled in the air. Archer shot a glance over his shoulder and saw Spandam’s ship emerging from the wreckage, sails billowing in pursuit.

"Shit," he hissed under his breath. "They’re coming in hot."

Rosinante was already aboard the Silence, gripping the helm with white-knuckled focus. His voice rang out across the deck. "Everyone on board, now!"

Luffy bounded up the gangplank, his crew hot on his heels. Zoro, Sanji, and the others moved with swift precision, but there was still an air of excitement, a wildness in their eyes that told Archer they were still running high on adrenaline.

Archer handed Timble to Giles, who stood by the railing with his trident at the ready. "Watch him, will ya?" Archer muttered before heading back toward the edge of the ship. He was still bleeding, his body protesting with every step, but he pushed it all aside. There wasn’t time to rest now.

Once everyone was on board, Rosinante wasted no time. With a flick of his wrist, the sails caught the wind, and the Silence began to glide through the water, pulling away from the dock and into the open sea. The distant sound of cannons firing grew louder, but they had a head start.

"Can we outrun them?" Nami asked, her voice tight with tension as she gripped the railing.

Rosinante gave a short nod, his expression unflinching. "We’ll have to. This ship’s faster than theirs, but we need to stay ahead."

Archer leaned against the mast, his eyes scanning the horizon. "Raya," he called out, his voice hoarse but firm.

Raya appeared at his side, her eyes gleaming with mischief. "I know what you’re gonna ask," she said with a wicked grin, already pulling one of her homemade bombs from her pack. "I’ll slow ‘em down."

"Do it," Archer growled, glancing at the pursuing ship. "And make it loud."

Raya's grin widened. With a swift motion, she lit the fuse and hurled the bomb with deadly precision. It sailed through the air, a small dot against the vastness of the sea, before landing right on the deck of Spandam’s ship.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, the explosion tore through the ship, a massive fireball lighting up the horizon. The force of it sent chunks of debris flying into the air, and the pursuing vessel veered off course.

A roar of triumph erupted from the Silence’s deck. Even Archer couldn’t help but let out a victorious shout.

"Nice shot!" Zoro called out, cracking into a grin of approval.

Raya blew on her fingers like she’d just finished shooting a gun. "I’ve been practicing," she said with a wink.

Archer smirked and pushed off from the mast, finally allowing himself to breathe. They had bought themselves some time.

Rosinante guided the ship further into the open sea, the wreckage of Enies Lobby shrinking behind them. The Silence cut through the water like an arrow, leaving the chaos and destruction in its wake.

 

Archer took a deep breath, letting the salty sea air fill his lungs as the chaos of Enies Lobby slowly disappeared behind them. The adrenaline was starting to wear off, and the dull ache of his wounds began creeping back in. Still, he stood tall, scanning the group gathered on the deck. His own crew was there—Raya, Giles, Rosinante, Timble—all looking a bit battered but ready for whatever came next.

But then his eyes fell on a handful of unfamiliar faces. There was a guy with blue hair, wearing what could only be described as the most colorful floral shirt and... speedos? Seriously? Archer blinked, then moved on to the next one: the ugliest mermaid he had ever laid eyes on. He couldn’t help the grimace that tugged at his face. This wasn’t some ordinary weird-looking sea creature; it was like someone had slapped a fish on a human body in the worst possible way. Really?

And then there was a kid. A kid? What the hell was a child doing here? She was small, quiet, and had the sort of big, innocent eyes that made Archer's heart squeeze a little, though he would never admit it. Alongside the kid were some rough-looking guys, all bandaged and bruised. This was by far the weirdest group of people he’d seen in a long time, and that was saying something.

Archer’s eyebrow twitched. He turned to Luffy, who was grinning like he hadn’t just been fighting for his life. "Oi, Luffy," Archer called out, crossing his arms. "Mind telling me who the hell all these people are? I know your crew, but..." He gestured to the blue-haired man in the speedos and floral shirt, the mermaid, the kid, and the battered men. "...the hell is this circus you brought with you?"

Luffy scratched the back of his head, still smiling, like none of this was strange at all. "Oh yeah! Let me introduce you!" He pointed at the blue-haired guy first. "This is Franky! He’s a shipwright!"

Archer stared at Franky, his eyes narrowing slightly. "Shipwright, huh?" He tilted his head, sizing him up. "Nice... uh, speedos."

Franky flexed, striking a pose. "Thanks, bro! SUPERRR!" he shouted, thrusting his fists into the air.

Archer’s face was deadpan. "Right..." He turned to the next person, bracing himself.

Luffy moved on quickly. "This is Kokoro! She’s a mermaid!"

Archer’s eyes flicked to the old, wrinkled figure in front of him, his grimace deepening. "A mermaid...?" he muttered under his breath, looking Kokoro up and down. He wasn’t trying to be rude, but it was hard to keep the disbelief off his face. "Right. Sure."

Kokoro just let out a raspy laugh. "Hehehe, don’t look so shocked, boy! We’re not all beauty queens down in the sea."

"No kidding," Archer mumbled, then quickly moved on.

"And this," Luffy continued, pointing at the little kid, "is Chimney! She helped us on the sea train!"

Archer crouched down slightly, looking Chimney in the eyes. "A kid, huh?" He gave her a small, awkward smile, trying not to seem as intimidating as he usually did. "Well, nice to meet you, Chimney."

Chimney grinned up at him, her face full of childish mischief. "Nice to meet you too, mister! I saw you fightin'! You were awesome!"

Archer chuckled despite himself, standing back up. "Thanks, kid."

Finally, Luffy gestured to the battered men. "And these guys are the Franky Family! They’re... well, they’re Franky’s family!"

Archer gave the group a nod, though they looked like they’d been through hell and back. "Right... Franky’s family. Got it."

He rubbed the back of his neck, his brain trying to process the sheer randomness of the group in front of him. This was probably the weirdest assembly of people he’d ever been part of, but, then again, nothing with Luffy was ever normal.

 

Archer was about halfway to slipping away unnoticed when, of course, Rosinante caught him. Before he could even protest, Rosi plucked him up by the back of his bloody shirt like he weighed nothing more than a child. Archer let out an exaggerated groan as Rosinante set him down squarely in front of Chopper, arms crossed, staring at him with that no-nonsense look Archer knew all too well.

"Really, Rosi?" Archer grumbled, tugging at his shirt. "I’m fine. Barely a scratch."

Rosinante didn’t say a word, just raised an eyebrow and tilted his head, silently daring him to keep arguing. Archer sighed heavily, knowing when he was beat. "Stupid boyfriend," he muttered under his breath, yanking off his torn and blood-stained shirt.

Chopper, who was already gathering his medical supplies, looked up with a mix of concern and professional capacity. "You’re not fine, Archer! You’ve got cuts all over you! Sit still."

Archer sat down with a huff, glaring at Rosinante who remained standing nearby, still watching like a hawk. "Happy now?" Archer grumbled, feeling the cold air hit his bruised and bloodied skin.

"Ecstatic," Rosinante replied dryly, a small smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. He leaned against the railing, still keeping an eye on him, making sure Archer didn’t pull any funny business while Chopper worked.

Chopper began cleaning one of the deeper cuts on Archer’s arm, and Archer winced slightly but kept his tough-guy act up. "You’re lucky I’m not in the mood to fight back," he said, mostly to himself, though Rosinante clearly heard.

"Mm-hmm," Rosi replied, clearly unimpressed by Archer’s sulking.

As Chopper worked, Archer couldn’t help but shoot occasional glares at Rosinante, who seemed completely unfazed. "You’re enjoying this way too much," Archer muttered under his breath, his pride more bruised than his body at this point.

Rosinante shrugged, that damn smirk still in place. "I’d rather you be annoyed and in one piece than bleeding all over the bed later."

Archer rolled his eyes, sitting back and crossing his arms. "Still stupid," he muttered again, though the faintest hint of a smile tugged at the corner of his mouth.

 

As Chopper worked, stitching up Archer’s arm with precision, Archer couldn’t help but grumble under his breath. The annoyance of being forced into medical treatment was only amplified when he saw Nami dragging a very unwilling Luffy over to Raya. Luffy, with his typical stubbornness, was squirming in protest, much like a child trying to escape a bath.

“No! I’m fine!” Luffy yelled, flailing, though it was clear he was worn out from the fight.

Nami didn’t even blink as she practically manhandled Luffy into sitting down next to Archer. “You’re not going anywhere until you’re patched up,” she snapped, her tone leaving no room for argument.

Raya, who had already prepared her medical supplies, cracked her knuckles with a devilish grin. “Now, now, Junior. Let’s not make this harder than it has to be.”

Luffy pouted like a child but sat down, defeated, while Raya began cleaning the dirt and blood off his wounds. Archer glanced over at his son, feeling a weird sense of solidarity. Here they were, two of the most stubborn people in the world, both forced into submission by their respective crews.

“I hate this,” Luffy grumbled, wincing as Raya applied some antiseptic to his cuts.

“Tell me about it,” Archer replied, shifting as Chopper continued his sewing. “Your papa practically threw me into this chair like I was some misbehaving kid.”

“Same with Nami,” Luffy sighed. “She’s scary when she’s mad.”

Archer smirked. “Yeah, well, try having a six-foot-six maniac of a boyfriend who can throw you like a sack of potatoes.”

Luffy chuckled at that, despite his discomfort. “At least you didn’t get kicked in the head by Sanji before this.”

Chopper, who was focused on stitching Archer’s wounds, couldn’t help but chime in. “If you guys didn’t get hurt so much, we wouldn’t have to force you to sit still!”

Archer gave him a side-eye, his voice low and mocking. “Yeah, yeah, doc.”

Luffy squirmed again as Raya poked at one of his deeper wounds. “Ow! Hey, I thought you were supposed to heal me, not kill me!”

Raya just snickered. “Can’t help it if you’re made of rubber and you don’t feel things like normal people. But if you keep moving, I might just slip.”

That shut Luffy up, though he continued to sulk next to Archer, the two of them now united in grumpy silence.

“Stupid wounds,” Archer muttered, folding his arms as Chopper finished another stitch.

“Stupid sewing,” Luffy agreed, wincing as Raya dabbed at another cut.

They sat like that for a few moments, father and son, very unhappy men begrudgingly receiving medical care while their crews worked to keep them from falling apart completely.

When Chopper finally finished stitching up Archer’s wounds, Archer stood with a groan, rolling his shoulders to shake off the stiffness. He spotted Giles at the helm, deep in conversation with the blue-haired guy in the flower shirt—Franky, Luffy had called him. They were discussing something about the Silence.

As Archer made his way toward them, he was suddenly yanked into a firm hug by Nami. It caught him off guard, his eyes widening for a moment before he chuckled, patting her arm in return.

"Thank you," Nami said, her voice soft but sincere. "For coming to help us. We really would've been in trouble without you guys."

Archer snorted lightly, shaking his head. "If you want to thank someone, it should be Chopper. He’s the one who called me."

At that, Nami pulled back slightly, looking up at him with wide, surprised eyes. "Wait, Chopper called you?!"

"Yeah, he sent out a message. We were already nearby, so I figured why not jump into the chaos," Archer replied, a grin pulling at his lips.

Then Nami gestured toward a tall, dark-haired woman standing quietly near the edge of the deck, she introduced Archer and Rosinante to her. "This is Robin," Nami said. "She’s our new crewmember."

Archer raised an eyebrow, glancing over at Robin. She seemed composed and calm, but there was a quiet strength about her. If Luffy had gone this far for her, she was definitely worth it.

"Ah," Archer said, a playful smirk forming on his lips. "Well, if Luffy’s willing to raise hell for you, I guess you’re family now. Must be one hell of a story."

Robin’s eyes widened a bit as Nami added, "And, Robin, these two are Luffy’s dads—Archer and Rosinante."

Robin blinked in surprise, clearly taken aback. She studied them for a moment, her gaze lingering on their battle-worn appearances, and then smiled warmly. "I’ve... heard about you both," she said, a hint of amusement and curiosity in her voice.

Archer leaned in slightly, winking at her. "Heard about us, huh? Well, I hope it was in a good way."

Robin, caught off guard, blushed slightly and grinned. "Yes," she said, a little more softly, her eyes twinkling with amusement. "Very much in a good way."

Rosinante chuckled, nudging Archer with his elbow. "Behave," he teased, his grin just as playful.

"Hey," Archer said, raising his hands in mock surrender, "I’m just making sure we’re leaving a good impression on the new family member."

Robin smiled at them both, clearly warming up to their dynamic. "It seems Luffy inherited his boldness from both of you," she remarked with a laugh.

"Yeah, bold is one word for it," Archer replied with a grin, glancing over at Luffy, who was already back to laughing and joking with the rest of his crew. "But honestly, it's all heart with that one. Guess we didn’t mess him up too bad."

Robin nodded, her gaze softening as she looked over at Luffy too. "It’s... nice to know he has a family that cares for him. Not everyone is that fortunate."

Archer’s grin faded into something more genuine, nodding in agreement. "Yeah. Family’s everything. You stick with us, and you’ll be alright, Robin."

Rosinante nodded in support, his serious expression tempered by a warm smile. "You’re one of us now, whether you like it or not."

Robin chuckled softly, clearly moved by the sentiment. "Thank you... both."

 

When they finally reached Water 7, the atmosphere lightened considerably. A slick guy named Iceburg had lent them all a house, at least until the Straw Hats could get a new ship. Apparently, Franky had volunteered to build it himself, which Archer thought was surprisingly nice of him—especially after all the chaos they’d just endured.

Archer, Rosinante, and the rest of their crew decided to stick around for a bit longer, eager to spend more time with Luffy and his crew before they set out on their next journey. The house was cozy, perfect for a moment of calm after everything they'd been through.

Archer sat outside in the fading afternoon light, watching the peaceful scene unfold before him. Luffy and his crew were laughing and joking nearby, the tension from Enies Lobby all but forgotten. But something else caught Archer’s eye. Timble, sneaky as ever, was lurking by the side of the house, dragging a suspiciously moving bag behind him.

Arching a brow, Archer stood and followed Timble quietly, his curiosity piqued. He was willing to bet Rosinante’s hood that the dwarf was up to no good. As Timble slipped inside the house, Archer crept in behind him, making sure to stay unnoticed.

Timble finally stopped in one of the side rooms, looking around furtively before crouching down to open the bag. Archer watched in growing disbelief as Timble slowly pulled none other than Lucci’s damn pigeon out of the bag.

“What the hell?” Archer muttered under his breath, eyes widening as he leaned against the doorframe, arms crossed. The damn bird cooed softly, apparently unfazed by being stuffed into a sack and smuggled across Water 7.

Timble, unaware of Archer's presence, grinned at the pigeon. "Don’t worry, little guy," Timble whispered, stroking the bird’s head. "You’re safe now. I’m naming you Nugget, and one day we are gonna fly!"

Archer couldn’t take it anymore. He let out a loud snort, causing Timble to nearly jump out of his skin. "Safe now? From what? Fresh air?" Archer teased, stepping into the room fully.

Timble turned, his face flushing as he tried to hide the pigeon behind his back—like that would somehow make it disappear, since it was bigger than him. "Uh… I can explain?" he offered weakly, looking up at Archer with wide eyes.

Archer just shook his head, trying to stifle his laughter. "You snuck Lucci’s pigeon onto the ship? And now into the house? What are you planning to do, make it part of the crew?"

Timble puffed out his chest, clearly still attached to the idea. "Well, Nugget is innocent! He didn’t do anything wrong—he’s just a pigeon!"

Archer rubbed a hand over his face, trying to process the absurdity of the situation. "Rosi’s gonna flip when he finds out you’ve smuggled a pigeon into Iceburg’s place. You know that, right?"

Timble's expression turned sheepish. "Maybe... we just don’t tell him?"

Archer chuckled, shaking his head in disbelief. "You know what, Timb? Fine. Keep the pigeon. But if it starts cooing at three in the morning and wakes everyone up, you’re the one explaining it to Rosi."

Timble beamed, clearly relieved. "Deal!"

With a final glance at the pigeon, Archer left the room, still shaking his head. Of all the things that had come out of Enies Lobby, he never would’ve guessed they’d end up adopting a damn pigeon

 

But not all was fun and games. As the days in Water 7 passed, the tension between Luffy and Usopp still hung heavy in the air. Archer and Rosinante were pulled aside by Zoro for a quiet briefing on what had gone down between the two. Zoro’s voice was gruff, but his frustration was clear.

“It was a shitshow,” Zoro said bluntly, crossing his arms. “Usopp challenged Luffy for control of the Going Merry. Lost, but... things didn’t end clean.”

Archer could see the weight on Zoro’s shoulders—being vice-captain didn’t come easy when crew members were tearing each other apart. Rosinante, ever the voice of reason, placed a hand on Zoro’s shoulder. “As vice-captain, it’s your job to help Luffy see reason, Zoro. Things aren’t just fun and games anymore. Shit’s serious now.”

Zoro’s jaw clenched, his expression hardening. “I know. But getting through to him…”

Archer cut in with a wry smile, though his tone was dead serious. “You have to lay down the law, Zoro. Luffy listens to you, more than you think. This can’t keep dragging on.”

With that, they made a decision. Archer, Rosinante, and the rest of the Roaring Pirates—now with Nugget the pigeon unofficially in tow—headed into the city to give Zoro space to handle the situation. Zoro needed to assert his role, to make Luffy understand that the crew couldn't function with unresolved tension like this hanging over them. If they were going to sail into the New World, Luffy had to understand that leading a crew meant facing these kinds of problems head-on.

The streets of Water 7 were a welcome distraction. Nugget perched on Rosinante’s head, looking surprisingly smug for a bird, as the crew wandered the city. The vibrant canals and bustling streets seemed like a different world.

When they later approached the house, the familiar sights of Water 7 suddenly feeling ominous. The moment they stepped into the yard, Archer froze in disbelief. There, right in front of them, was a massive hole in the side of the house, and Garp—of all people—was leaning over a sprawled-out Luffy, yelling about the “fist of love” while delivering what looked like a solid punch to his sleeping grandson.

“What the hell?” Archer exclaimed, eyes wide.

Luffy stirred beneath Garp’s assault, groggily blinking up at the chaos, his expression a mix of confusion and irritation. Archer couldn’t believe this was happening.

Rosi was already moving, his long strides carrying him toward Garp like a storm. “Stop it!” he shouted, his voice thunderous. In one swift motion, he intercepted Garp’s punch, gripping the old man’s wrist with an intensity that made Archer proud.

“Rosi!” Archer called out, knowing his partner was about to unleash a storm of protective fury.

“Let go of him, Garp!” Rosi yanked Luffy away from Garp’s grasp, turning to face the legendary Marine with a fierceness that made Archer’s heart swell. “What the hell are you doing to my son?”

Garp blinked, momentarily thrown off by the sudden confrontation. “He’s an idiot! He needs a wake-up call!”

Luffy rubbed his eyes, still struggling to comprehend the scene. “I was just trying to—”

“Not now, Luffy!” Rosi’s voice was filled with a protective anger Archer had never seen before. He stood back, arms crossed, reveling in the absurdity while Raya worked her magic, pacifying the Marines who had followed Garp. The aura around them shifted as the soldiers began to look dazed and confused, their fight leaving them.

“Great job, Raya,” Archer murmured, a smirk creeping onto his face as he watched the chaos unfold.

The only Marines who remained alert were a pink-haired young man and a blond guy sporting the world’s ugliest glasses, both of whom looked completely out of their depth in the unfolding family drama.

“Uh, what just happened?” the pink-haired guy stammered, glancing between Garp and the gathered crew.

Archer shrugged, enjoying the show. “Just your typical family reunion with a side of chaos,” he quipped, trying to contain his laughter.

As Garp launched into another tirade, Archer braced himself for whatever ridiculous family drama was about to unfold. “You’re just like your old man, Luffy! Reckless and completely out of control! You know your real dad is Monkey D. Dragon, right? The leader of the Revolutionaries? You could be doing so much more than a criminal!”

Luffy, however, only chuckled, his laughter echoing through the yard. “Yeah, but my real dads is right here!” He pointed at Rosinante and Archer, his grin unwavering. “I don’t care about that Dragon guy!”

Archer couldn’t help but feel a swell of pride at Luffy’s declaration, but he also noticed Garp’s eye twitching with barely contained frustration. “You’re gonna regret that, kid,” Garp grumbled, his voice low and threatening. “I’m not letting you run wild without a leash. You have five days. Then I’ll be hunting you down.”

“Good luck with that!” Luffy shot back, arms crossed defiantly. “You’ll have to catch me first!”

Just as Garp turned to leave, likely to devise some absurd plan for his impending hunt, a loud crash interrupted the tension. The door burst open, and Franky stormed in, his massive frame filled with excitement. “Hey, everyone! The new ship is done! Talk about timing, huh?”

Archer raised an eyebrow, half amused, half exasperated. “You couldn’t have chosen a better moment to show up, could you?”

Franky grinned, oblivious to the gravity of the situation. “What’s happening? Did I miss the family reunion? Looks like a party!”

“More like a circus,” Rosi muttered, shaking his head. “We’re trying to deal with a Marine on a warpath here, Franky.”

Garp rolled his eyes, giving Franky a dismissive wave. “You’ll see what happens when Luffy gets caught. But if you’re done building the ship you better leave soon.” With that, he turned and walked away, the tension following him like a dark cloud.

 

Later that night, the air was thick with laughter and music as Luffy decided to throw another party. The lively atmosphere pulsed through the gathering, with everyone dancing, drinking, and joking around like there was no tomorrow. Archer watched the chaos unfold, a smile tugging at his lips as he spotted Luffy busting out his signature goofy dance moves.

Archer wandered over to Franky, who had somehow found a way to fit in seamlessly with the Strawhats. “So, how did you end up in this crew?” Archer asked, genuinely curious.

Franky shrugged, his trademark grin plastered on his face. “Well, you know, it all started with Robin. She kind of had a way of convincing me, she was holding something of mine hostage.” He chuckled, the sound booming over the music.

“Robin, huh? Fair enough,” Archer replied, nodding.

After a bit, Archer drifted toward Sanji, who was serving drinks and trying to remain inconspicuous. Archer leaned against the bar, catching Sanji’s eye. “Hey, you good?”

Sanji hesitated, then asked quietly, “Have you heard from Ace lately?”

Archer felt a twinge in his chest at the mention of his son. He shook his head, regret heavy in his voice. “Not recently. Ace is on a mission right now, so I haven’t had the chance to catch up.”

Sanji’s expression fell, a hint of sadness in his gaze. Archer clapped him on the back, trying to lift his spirits. “But when I hear from him, I’ll tell him to contact you. You know he likes you, right?”

At that, a shy smile broke through Sanji’s sadness. “Thanks, Archer. That means a lot.”

Later on, Archer found himself comfortably perched in Rosinante’s lap, the two of them enjoying the vibrant atmosphere of the party. Laughter and music surrounded them, and for a moment, it felt like all the chaos of the day had melted away.

Just then, a blond-haired man approached, an expression of misguided confidence plastered on his face. “Hey, are you guys gay?” he asked, a sneer creeping into his voice.

Archer couldn’t help himself. With a playful grin, he replied, “No, we are Archer and Rosinante.” It felt like the perfect dad joke, and he chuckled at his own cleverness.

But the blond man’s expression darkened, and he launched into a rant about how gay people were unnatural. Archer raised an eyebrow, annoyance bubbling beneath the surface. He was about to get up when suddenly—

Thwack!

Nami stormed in like a whirlwind, delivering a swift punch that knocked the blond man out cold. “Shut the fuck up Paulie!” she yelled, hands on her hips, glaring down at the unconscious figure.

Archer couldn't help but burst out laughing, thoroughly impressed. He gave Nami a thumbs up. “Nice one! I was just about to do that, but you beat me to it!”

Nami shot him a triumphant smile, clearly enjoying the validation. “Some people just need a reality check,” she said, shaking her head. “Let’s enjoy the party without all that crap.”

“Agreed,” Archer said, settling back into Rosinante’s lap.

Nugget then swooped down from above, making a beeline for the now-unconscious blond man—Paulie, as Nami had called him. With impeccable timing, Nugget shat directly on Paulies head. Archer burst into laughter, sharing the moment with Rosinante. “Looks like Nugget fits right in with the Roaring Pirates!” he exclaimed, grinning at the proud little bird who strutted about, clearly pleased with his work.

Rosinante chuckled, shaking his head in amusement. “Yes he does”

The night wore on, filled with more laughter, dancing, and a few questionable drinking games. But eventually, the morning light crept in, and the reality of their departure hit Archer.

As they stood on the docks, saying their goodbyes to Luffy and the Straw Hat crew, a bittersweet feeling settled in Archer's chest.

With heartfelt hugs and promises to reunite, Archer and Rosinante boarded the Silence, watching as the distance between them and Water 7 grew.

 

Chapter 35: Paper

Summary:

The news
Fire and busted balls
Fear and tales
Blowjobs and birdknights
Bird from hell
Use the fucking Denden!
But really, does a skeleton poop?
Final hugs

Notes:

Please leave a comment and a kudos if you like!
If anyone has an idea to the story, then please tell! :D

Chapter Text

 

WORLD IN SHOCK: STRAW HATS AND ROARING PIRATES LAY WASTE TO ENIES LOBBY, BURN WORLD GOVERNMENT FLAG

The fall of Enies Lobby has sent shockwaves throughout the world, leaving both the Marines and World Government reeling from an unprecedented act of rebellion. In a daring raid, the Straw Hat Pirates, led by Captain Monkey D. Luffy, with the full might of the Roaring Pirates at their side, obliterated one of the Government’s strongest judicial strongholds, Enies Lobby. But perhaps more shocking than the destruction itself is the raising of the banner of defiance: the burning of the World Government’s flag by the Straw Hat crew.

The Burning of the Flag: A Declaration of War

The moment the World Government's flag ignited, there was no turning back. For the first time in history, a group of pirates openly declared war on the World Government.

As the flag burned, so too did the already fragile stability of the Grand Line, signaling that the Age of Piracy has entered an even more dangerous era.

The Roaring Pirates: The Silent Giant and the Golden Terror

The Roaring Pirates, led by co-captains Donquixote Rosinante—now dubbed “The Silent Giant”—and Portgas D. Archer, the feared "Golden Terror," brought their reputation as one of the most dangerous pirate crews to bear upon the CP9 and Marines stationed at Enies Lobby.

Donquixote Rosinante, once thought lost on a undercover mission for the marines, has reemerged as a powerful force, gaining the moniker "The Silent Giant" due to his towering stature and ruthless efficiency in battle. His presence alone had a chilling effect on both CP9 agents and Marines alike, his silent movements and devastating strikes leaving carnage in his wake.

Portgas D. Archer, on the other hand, has been infamous since his youth for his brutal and violent clashes with the Marines. Known as the "Golden Terror" for his blond hair and golden eyes and terrifying combat prowess, Portgas has been killing Marines since he was just 11 years old. His reputation was solidified during the Enies Lobby raid when he faced off against Rob Lucci, the deadliest agent of CP9, and emerged victorious. Lucci, considered one of the strongest fighters under the World Government's employ, fell to Portgas relentless assault in a battle that is already being called legendary.

CP9 Defeated: The Fall of Government's Elite

The elite agents of CP9, who were feared across the Grand Line for their lethal skills and unwavering loyalty to the World Government, have now been reduced to scattered remnants. The Straw Hat Pirates, supported by the Roaring Pirates, took on the entire organization head-on.

Portgas’s fight against Rob Lucci was nothing short of brutal. Witnesses reported that Portgas combat style was a terrifying blend of raw power and skill, culminating in Lucci's ultimate defeat. This has only solidified Portgas reputation as a force to be reckoned with and a direct threat to the Marines.

The rescue of Nico Robin, a former archaeologist of Ohara and current Straw Hat crew member, is now etched in history. The Roaring Pirates’ Raya, a devil fruit user known for her potent Nioi Nioi no Mi, pacified Marine forces with her abilities, while Portgas and Donquixote provided strategic support.

The Fear Factor: Marines Panic

There is palpable fear growing within the ranks of the Marines regarding the connection between the Straw Hat Pirates and the Roaring Pirates. Although no formal alliance has been announced, the two crews clearly share more than a passing camaraderie. Both Monkey D. Luffy and Portgas D. Archer carry the ‘D’ in their names—an ominous symbol long whispered about in the annals of history.

Marine officers are now reporting increased panic among their ranks. The sheer damage inflicted at Enies Lobby by these two crews has made them the focus of numerous high-level meetings at Marine Headquarters. The fact that the Roaring Pirates, unlike the Straw Hats, do not shy away from killing their enemies only adds to the mounting terror.

It is well-known that Portgas has no qualms about taking Marine lives, his history of violence stretching back two decades. The Golden Terror has always left a trail of blood in his wake, a stark contrast to Straw hats preference for knocking out his foes without killing them. This willingness to cross lines that most pirates won’t has earned the Roaring Pirates an even deadlier reputation than their Straw Hat counterparts.

Donquixote Rosinante, with his fearsome lineage as the younger brother of the dreaded Warlord Donquixote Doflamingo, only adds another layer to the unease. Though once thought to be the gentle-hearted Marine, his actions at Enies Lobby have proven him to be as formidable and ruthless as any pirate captain on the seas.

The Aftermath: What’s Next?

With Enies Lobby destroyed and CP9 scattered, the world is left wondering: what’s the connection between the Straw Hats and the Roaring Pirates? Are they allies, or is there a more complicated relationship at play? The question lingers: if two pirate crews of this caliber can bring down one of the most secure government installations in the world, what could they achieve next?

The Marines are scrambling to assess the fallout, and many high-ranking officials have admitted they are “gravely concerned” about the growing power of the Roaring Pirates.

This attack has not only bolstered the bounties of both crews but has struck fear into the heart of the World Government. With the flag of the World Government burned and the island of Enies Lobby reduced to rubble, both the Straw Hats and the Roaring Pirates have cemented themselves as the greatest threats the world has seen in decades.

The seas have never been more dangerous, and the world now watches, breathless, as these two infamous pirate crews continue their march towards legend.

Wanted Poster Update:

  • Portgas D. Archer (“Golden Terror”): Bounty increased to 400.000.000 Berries
  • Rosinante D. Donquixote (“Silent Giant”): Bounty increased to 375.000.000 Berries
  • Giles (“The Trident”): Bounty increased to 200.000.000 Berries
  • Raya (“The Witch”): Bounty increased to 200.000.000 Berries
  • Timble (“Strawberry”): Bounty increased to 2000 Berries

The question on everyone's mind: what will they do next?

By: Morgans, Chief Editor of the World News

 

Archer lay on the bed, his glasses perched on the bridge of his nose, his hair lazily tied in a bun, and a cigarette dangling from his lips. The headline in front of him screamed about the attack on Enies Lobby. His bare chest rose and fell as he stared at the paper, an odd mix of disbelief and pride bubbling in his chest.

"Shit..." he muttered, flipping through the pages. The article was a grim reminder of what they'd just done—the burning of the Government's flag, the wreckage of Enies Lobby, and the defeat of Rob Lucci. It wasn't that Archer was surprised the world was talking. He knew they'd make headlines. But seeing it in print like this, with their names splattered across the page like notorious war criminals, felt different.

He glanced at the section detailing their new bounties, smirking at the outrageous number next to his name. "Stupid fuckers," he chuckled to himself. "Making me look like a damn king."

Just as he exhaled a puff of smoke, the door creaked open, and Rosinante stepped in, casting a puzzled look at Archer’s sudden burst of laughter.

“What’s so funny?” Rosinante asked, his voice a deep rumble laced with curiosity.

Archer, without a word, tossed the newspaper to him, eyes glinting with amusement as he watched his partner's expression shift. Rosinante’s eyes widened in shock, his mouth falling open as he took in the details of their latest escapade. He looked like a fish out of water, completely floored by the absurdity of it all.

“This... this is real?” Rosinante stammered.

Archer raised an eyebrow. “What did you think it was, a bedtime story?”

Rosinante’s shock quickly morphed into agitation as he began pacing around the tiny cabin, hands flailing in disbelief. "We’re on the front page! They're calling me the ‘Silent Giant!"

His anxious pacing came to an abrupt end when, in true Rosinante fashion, he tripped over a chair and fell—face-first—directly into Archer's groin. The impact sent a jolt of pain through Archer's body, and he doubled over, clutching his manhood.

“SON OF A—" Archer hissed through gritted teeth, swearing up a storm as he writhed in agony.

Rosinante scrambled to his feet, flustered and panicked. “I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean—"

But in the chaos, Archer’s cigarette slipped from his fingers, falling onto the bed. Within moments, a small flame licked up the sheets, growing dangerously fast.

“Shit!” Rosinante bellowed, his eyes widening as he spotted the fire. Without thinking, he grabbed Archer by the shoulders and yanked him off the bed, throwing him to the floor.

“Are you trying to kill me?!” Archer groaned, still recovering from the earlier assault on his balls, only to be tossed around like a rag doll. Rosinante, meanwhile, was furiously trying to smother the fire with his sleeve, which immediately caught flame in the process.

The cabin was now filled with a mix of Archer’s cursing, Rosinante’s frantic attempts to extinguish the flames, and the smell of burning fabric. In the midst of this absurd scene, a voice came from the door.

"I can't even leave you two alone for a few months without you trying to burn the place down."

Both Archer and Rosinante froze, their heads snapping toward the door. Standing there, arms crossed and looking worse for wear but very much alive, was Ace.

Rosinante, still with his sleeve on fire, blinked in surprise. Archer, who was lying on the floor half-naked and in pain, glanced up with wide eyes, still wearing his glasses.

Ace raised an eyebrow, his expression a mix of exasperation and amusement. “You guys really are crazy, huh?”

Rosinante fumbled to put out the last of the fire on his sleeve while Archer groaned, rolling over to look at his son. “Ace... welcome home," he said dryly.

 

Ace pulled Archer to his feet, steadying him as Rosinante yanked the smoldering, ruined bedding off the bed and, with a huff, tossed it out the window into the sea. Archer, still wincing and hunched over from the unfortunate incident with his groin, groaned, "WNot that Im not glad to see you kid, but what are you doing here?"

Ace gave a half-hearted smile, one that didn’t quite reach his eyes. "We need to talk," he replied quietly, his tone serious, which immediately grabbed Archer's attention.

As the three of them made their way toward the galley, Rosinante, always apologetic, leaned closer to Archer and whispered, “I’m really sorry about your—”

Archer cut him off, mumbling, “No sex for a week.”

Ace, walking just behind them, groaned loudly. “You two never change,” he muttered, rubbing the bridge of his nose as if preparing for the typical antics of his dads.

Then, eyeing Archer's glasses, Ace smirked, raising an eyebrow. “Since when do you need those? Getting old?” he asked.

Archer shot a playful, yet vengeful glance at Rosinante. “Oh, that’s all him,” Archer said, motioning toward his partner. “Rosi insisted.”

Rosinante, not missing a beat, grinned and chimed in. “He couldn’t see the directions on a map. Got us boxed in a reef for three days until Giles had to push us out.”

Ace snorted, clearly enjoying the jab at Archer’s expense. “You’re kidding.”

“Do I look like I’m kidding?” Archer grumbled, though there was a playful twinkle in his eye. “Three days. Stuck. And he didn’t shut up about it the whole damn time.”

“Couldn’t let it slide,” Rosinante added, laughing as he nudged Archer. “I bought him the glasses after that. Didn’t want to risk him mistaking the Grand Line for East Blue again.”

Ace laughed, shaking his head. "Man, you guys really are something else. Can’t believe this is the same crew that just burned down half of Enies Lobby."

Archer smirked. “Well, we may be idiots, but we’re dangerous idiots.”

“Dangerous idiots with reading glasses,” Ace teased, earning an eye roll from Archer and a chuckle from Rosinante.

But as they finally reached the galley, the laughter slowly faded. The weight of Ace’s earlier words settled back into the room. Whatever had brought Ace here, it wasn’t just for jokes and casual conversation. The air shifted, tension creeping in as they all sat down, waiting for Ace to speak his mind.

Archer leaned forward, his golden eyes narrowing. “Alright, Ace. What’s going on?”

Ace sat down across from Archer and Rosinante, his usual confident air noticeably dimmed. His fingers drummed against the table as if to find the right words. Finally, he took a deep breath, his eyes flicking between his dads. “I’m close. So damn close to finding Blackbeard,” he began, his voice barely above a whisper. “I can feel it... but...”

The weight of those words lingered in the room like a heavy storm cloud. Archer’s eyes narrowed, sensing something deeper in Ace’s hesitation. “But what?” Archer asked, his tone low and serious.

Ace clenched his jaw, his hands balling into fists on the table. His eyes, usually ablaze with confidence, softened as he looked at them. “I think he’s trying to lure me in,” Ace admitted. He paused, then whispered, “Dad... Papa... I’m scared.”

The words hit like a cannon blast. Archer’s breath caught in his throat. Rosinante, sitting next to him, went utterly still. Ace never admitted fear—not to them, not to anyone. That vulnerability cut deeper than any battle wound.

Ace’s eyes dropped to the table, his voice barely audible as he continued, “But I have to finish this. I have to bring him in. He killed Thatch... he betrayed Whitebeard... and I can’t just let that slide. But...”

He didn’t need to say more. The fear, the weight of the burden he carried—it was all written on his face. Archer clenched his fists, a mixture of anger and helplessness welling up inside him. He wanted to tell Ace to walk away, to let someone else deal with Blackbeard. But he knew that wasn't an option. Ace was too much like them: driven, stubborn, and loyal to a fault.

Rosinante, after a moment of silence, reached out, placing a gentle hand on Ace’s shoulder. “You don’t have to face this alone,” he said softly. “We’re here. Whatever happens, you know we’ve got your back.”

Ace gave a small nod, his lips pressing into a thin line. “I know,” he said, his voice cracking slightly. “But this... this is something I have to do.”

Archer leaned back in his chair, exhaling sharply. His eyes locked onto Ace’s. “If Blackbeard wants a fight, then give him hell. But Ace... you come back. No matter what. You understand?”

Ace looked up, meeting Archer’s intense gaze. “Yeah,” he whispered, though the uncertainty lingered in his eyes.

For a long moment, the three of them sat in silence, the gravity of the situation pressing down on all of them. Archer and Rosinante exchanged a glance, both understanding that this wasn’t just another fight. This was something far bigger. And as much as they wanted to protect Ace, they knew he was walking a path only he could walk.

Finally, Archer broke the silence with a low, determined growl. “Blackbeard’s playing with fire. Let him burn.”

The silence between them stretched for a few minutes, heavy and thick, until Ace finally broke it. He leaned forward, trying to shake off the weight of his fear. "So, what else have you guys been up to besides, you know, leveling government facilities and taking out the best assassins the World Government has to offer?" Ace asked, a smirk playing at the corner of his lips.

Archer barked out a laugh, the tension in the room easing just a bit. “Oh, you know, the usual chaos,” Archer replied with a grin. “We’ve been keeping busy.”

Rosinante, however, turned to Ace, his expression softening. “We found Law,” he said calmly.

Ace’s eyes widened in surprise, and before either of them could say another word, he started firing off questions at a rapid pace. “You found Law? Where? How is he? What’s he been up to? Is he—”

Rosinante chuckled, holding up a hand to stop the barrage of questions. “He’s doing... well, for the most part,” Rosi said, smiling gently. “He’s been causing quite the stir on the seas himself. A Surgeon and a pirate Captain, if you can believe it. He’s gotten himself a bounty that makes me think he's been keeping busy too.”

At that, Rosinante handed Ace a wanted poster, and Ace's eyes scanned it, a grin spreading across his face. “Awesome,” Ace said, genuinely impressed. “So, big bro has been making waves.”

Archer, lounging back in his chair with his arms crossed, snorted. “Yeah, waves of emotional constipation. I swear, Law’s the most emotionally repressed man I’ve ever met,” he said, shaking his head.

Ace laughed, looking between them both. “Really?”

“Worse,” Archer groaned. “You’d think he was allergic to showing feelings. He’d rather perform heart surgery on himself than talk about what’s bothering him.”

Rosinante smiled wistfully. “He’s been through a lot, Ace. He’s just... processing everything in his own way. But, deep down, he’s still the same kid I knew. Just a bit rough around the edges.”

 

Archer, ever the one to lighten the mood, suddenly grinned and said, "Oh, and by the way, we’re also being hunted by your psychopath of a adopted uncle, Doflamingo. That bastard sent some thugs after me. Almost killed me— almost sawed off my damn hand too."

Ace's eyes went wide, his mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water. “Wait, wait, what?!" He turned sharply to Rosinante, a mix of confusion and shock on his face. "Please explain what the hell Dad just told me?”

Rosinante sighed, rubbing the back of his neck, clearly not as amused as Archer was. "It's... complicated," he began, shooting Archer a look that said really, you had to bring that up now?

“More like a damn nightmare,” Archer chimed in, still grinning like it was no big deal.

Rosinante shot him a look before turning back to Ace. “It’s true, though. Doflamingo found out we were looking for Law, which he also is. He’s been sending people after us, found Archer and Timble, your dad was, well, injured pretty badly."

“Pretty badly? I almost lost my hand, Rosi!” Archer cut in, holding up his wrist with a sarcastic flourish. "Would’ve been a damn mess if not for Law!"

Ace looked at Archer in disbelief, then back at Rosinante. “How the hell did that happen? And why didn’t you guys tell me earlier?!”

Rosinante sighed again, his face filled with tension. “Because there’s already so much on your plate, Ace. We didn’t want to worry you. Doflamingo... he’s targeting us for personal reasons, but we’ve managed to handle it. We didn’t want to drag you into it.”

Archer snorted, crossing his arms. “your papa downplaying it as usual”

Ace, still processing, leaned forward. “And you're okay now? You're really okay?”

“Perfectly fine,” Archer replied with a grin. “Still got both hands and a healthy dose of revenge brewing. And trust me, kiddo, when I get my hands on Doflamingo, it’s gonna be a show.”

Ace looked at both of them, still shaken, but understanding. He sighed, running a hand through his hair. “Well, damn. And here I thought I was the one with problems.”

 

Ace, now grinning despite the heavy conversation, leaned back and asked, "So… does Luffy know about all this?"

Archer and Rosinante froze for a moment, glancing at each other with a shared look of realization before they both blurted out, “Fuck!”

“We completely forgot to tell him!” Archer groaned, running a hand through his hair.

Rosinante sighed, rubbing his temples. “How could we forget something like that? But then again, so much shit went down in Water 7… Enies Lobby burning down, Luffy’s fight with Usopp, Garp showing up out of nowhere...”

Archer jumped in, "Yeah, and don't forget the whole 'punching a hole through the damn house' thing, courtesy of Garp’s 'fist of love.'"

Ace burst out laughing. “Garp beating Luffy? And you didn’t think to mention Doflamingo at some point during all that?”

Archer shrugged. “It slipped our minds. Too much chaos, kid. Your brother and his crew have been in one hell of a whirlwind lately.”

Rosinante nodded, looking slightly guilty. “We’ll tell him soon, once things calm down a little. I mean, we’re not exactly trying to stress him out more than he already is.”

Ace shook his head in disbelief, still chuckling. “I swear, you two are impossible sometimes. You forget to mention to your sons that a warlord’s gunning for you like it’s nothing.”

Archer winked, grinning from ear to ear. “Well, we figured we'd let the kid enjoy his victory before dumping that particular news on him.”

Rosinante stood up, stretching as he glanced at Archer and Ace. "Alright, let's go join the others on deck. Does anyone even know you're here, Ace?"

Ace grinned slyly. "Nah, I snuck in through the galley window."

Archer raised an eyebrow, amused. Sneaky little fucker, he thought to himself. "You’re still as crafty as ever," he muttered, shaking his head with a smirk.

As they stepped out onto the deck, the first thing that caught their attention was Timble, riding on Nugget’s back, circling the ship. The dwarf was laughing, gripping the bird’s feathers as Nugget soared over the ocean with ease.

Ace’s eyes widened in disbelief. "What the hell…"

Archer clapped him on the shoulder, grinning. "Oh, that? Timble personally stole Nugget from Rob Lucci at Enies Lobby. Now he’s got the damn thing flying him around like some demented bird knight."

Ace’s jaw dropped as he stared at the sight, still not quite processing it. “You’re all… insane,” he finally managed to say, still watching the flying dwarf in sheer bewilderment.

Rosinante chuckled, nodding in agreement. “Welcome back to the madhouse, Ace.”

Ace shook his head in disbelief. "I swear, every time I see you, things just get crazier."

Raya and Giles stood at the mast, their voices rising in an animated debate. Archer, Rosinante, and Ace paused, intrigued by the spectacle unfolding before them.

“Giles, if you keep telling me how to write this letter, I swear I’ll—” Raya snapped, her hands on her hips, glaring at the fishman.

“Just think of Penguin’s feelings! You can’t throw just anything on the page!” Giles replied, his expression earnest.

Archer exchanged a glance with Rosinante, amused. "What in the world are they arguing about?"

Before Rosinante could respond, Raya raised her voice, exasperated. “I am a former whore, Giles! I’ve probably sucked more dick than Archer!”

Ace, unable to contain himself, burst into laughter, falling to the floor with a wide grin.

Archer jumped up, indignation flashing across his face. “Hey! I may have, but it is the same dick Raya!”

But as they watched, Raya and Giles continued their argument, completely unfazed. They waved at Archer dismissively, still locked in their heated discussion.

“Somehow, I think I’m losing this battle,” Archer said, shaking his head with a chuckle. “But damn, she really knows how to make a point.”

Rosinante smiled, leaning against the rail. “I’m certainly not complaining love.”

Ace picked himself up, still chuckling. “I can’t believe you’re getting dragged into this, Dad.”

“Hey, I’m just an innocent bystander!” Archer exclaimed, throwing his hands up in mock surrender.

As the banter continued, Timble landed gracefully on the deck, and Nugget hopped over to Ace’s outstretched hand, glaring at him with an unsettling intensity.

Ace's eyes widened, suddenly nervous. “Is this bird gonna kill me?” he asked, half-joking but entirely serious.

Timble, with a mischievous grin, looked up at Ace and replied, “Only if you’re a homophobe.”

Archer couldn’t help but laugh at the absurdity. Rosinante leaned in closer, clearly enjoying the moment.

Timble then jumped up onto Archer’s shoulder and held out his tiny hand expectantly. Without thinking twice, Archer pulled a strawberry from his pocket and handed it to the little man. Timble squeaked with delight, chowing down on the berry as if it were a feast fit for a king.

Archer then turned to Ace, a mischievous grin spreading across his face. “You know, a certain blond guy in a suit asked after you,” he teased, watching as Ace’s cheeks flushed a deep shade of crimson.

“Shut up,” Ace muttered, clearly embarrassed. But Archer could see the corners of his son’s mouth twitching upwards, unable to fully suppress his smile.

“Seriously, though,” Archer continued, leaning in with feigned seriousness, “you should take our Den Den and give Sanji a call. For shit's sake! Way to leave a man hanging.”

The moment Ace registered the words, he shot up straight. “Right! I should do that!” He practically sprinted toward the Galley, his face still red as a tomato, as if his ass were on fire.

After what felt like an eternity, Ace returned, his face lit up with an enormous grin that could rival the sun. Archer raised an eyebrow, instantly sensing that the talk with Sanji had gone exceptionally well.

“Alright, spill it!” Archer exclaimed, leaning in closer. “What did you two lovebirds talk about?”

Ace's smile only widened, his excitement palpable. “Luffy and his crew are heading towards something called Thriller Bark,” he announced. “And get this—they met a living skeleton!”

Archer and Rosinante exchanged bewildered glances, their expressions mirroring a mix of confusion and disbelief. It took a moment for the absurdity of the statement to sink in.

“A living skeleton?” Rosinante echoed, scratching his head. “What kind of nonsense is that?”

Archer couldn’t help but muse aloud, “I mean, if he’s a skeleton, does that mean he… poops?”

Rosinante groaned, burying his face in his hands. “Not this again! How do you even come up with these questions?”

“But it’s a legitimate concern!” Archer defended himself, a smirk tugging at his lips. “Imagine the logistics of being a skeleton. Does he eat? Does he just… not? Is there, like, a whole ‘no waste’ situation going on?”

“I can’t believe I’m actually discussing the poop habits of a fictional skeleton with you,” Rosinante sighed, shaking his head but unable to hide a smile.

Ace laughed, clearly entertained by the banter. “You two are ridiculous. But seriously, Luffy said he’s going to help this skeleton, and apparently, he’s got some crazy story about being a pirate and wanting to reunite with his crew.”

 

As they laughed off the absurdity of their earlier conversation, Raya and Giles strolled over, both of them grinning widely. “Hey, Ace!” Raya called, waving cheerfully.

“Hey!” Ace replied, but there was a note of reluctance in his voice. “I can’t stay long, though. I’m headed to an island called Banaro. Blackbeard’s crew has been spotted there.”

Archer’s heart dropped at the news, worry flooding his veins. “Banaro?” he echoed, trying to keep his voice steady. “That’s not exactly a safe place right now.”

Rosinante's expression mirrored Archer's concern. “Ace, are you sure you want to go there? It’s dangerous.”

“I have to do this,” Ace said, determination flashing in his eyes. “I’m so close to finding him. I can't back down now.”

Before they could protest further, Ace stepped forward and wrapped his arms around both of them. Archer felt a lump in his throat as he hugged his son tightly, whispering fervently, “Take care, Ace. Please don’t take any stupid chances. Just come back alive, okay?”

Rosinante added his own quiet plea, “You know we’re always here for you, no matter what. Just… be safe.”

Ace nodded, his grip tightening around them as if he were trying to absorb all their love and worry in that moment. “I promise,” he whispered, though the fear in his eyes hinted at the uncertainty of that promise.

With one final squeeze, Ace stepped back, his expression both resolved and pained. He glanced back at them as he jumped down onto the Rouge, the ship that would take him on his journey into danger.

As the vessel sailed away, Archer and Rosinante stood on the deck, arms wrapped around each other for support. Rosi laid his arm around Archer’s shoulders, trying to comfort him. “Everything will be alright,” he said softly, though the tension in his voice betrayed his own fears.

Archer nodded, though his heart felt heavy. “He’ll pull through. He always does.”

After a moment of silence, Archer turned to Rosinante, his lips curling into a mischievous smirk. “By the way,” he said, trying to lighten the mood, “my balls still hurt.”

Rosinante burst into laughter, the sound breaking through the heavy atmosphere. “You really know how to keep the mood up, don’t you?” he teased, shaking his head.

“Hey, it’s a valid concern!” Archer shot back, grinning. “Maybe I should write a letter to that skeleton about my tragic injuries.”

Rosi laughed again, and for a brief moment, the worry faded as they both reveled in the ridiculousness of the situation. But deep down, both of them knew the gravity of what Ace was about to face

Chapter 36: War

Summary:

Meet your brother
Fuck off Kidd
The burning of Sabaody
To declare war

Notes:

Please leave a kudos and a comment if you like :)

Chapter Text

Archer sat back, propping his feet up on the galley table, cigarette dangling loosely from his lips. The heavy scent of tobacco filled the room as Raya stood there, staring at him and Rosinante with wide eyes, her mouth slightly agape.

“You’ve got to be kidding me,” Raya said, her voice a mixture of disbelief and exasperation. “Sabaody Archipelago? That Sabaody? The place crawling with Marines and Celestial Dragons, where a single slip-up gets you turned into a goddamn slave? And if you fight back—an Admiral will be sent to obliterate you!”

Archer gave a lazy shrug, blowing smoke toward the ceiling. “Pretty much sums it up,” he replied nonchalantly.

Raya groaned, rubbing her temples as if the weight of the news was giving her a headache. “Why the fuck would you want to go there of all places? You’re already on the World Government’s most wanted list! And now you’re walking right into their damn stronghold?!”

Rosinante smiled kindly at Raya, though there was a touch of seriousness in his eyes as he spoke. "We got a letter from Law," he explained, his deep voice steady. "He said something’s happening at Sabaody, and it sounds important. Whatever it is, we need to be there. Plus, Ace mentioned after his conversation with Sanji a few days ago that Luffy and his crew are heading the same way."

Archer, leaned back in his chair with a mischievous grin, puffing on his cigarette. “Come on, Raya, think about it! You already kicked Kizaru’s ass once; what can the other Admirals do, really? Besides, we’ve got a chance to free some slaves while we’re there. You’ll get to see Penguin again too. Everybody wins!”

Raya groaned loudly, rubbing her face in frustration. “You know, you two make everything sound so damn simple, but it’s not simple! I’ve seen what those Celestial Dragons are capable of, and don’t get me started on the Admirals…” She trailed off, pacing for a moment before turning back to them. “But... freeing slaves, huh? And Penguin…” She bit her lip, torn between her instincts to stay far away from Sabaody and the undeniable pull of both justice and her personal ties.

Archer raised an eyebrow, clearly enjoying her internal struggle. “Admit it, Raya. The chance to punch a Celestial Dragon right in the face, that’s gotta sound pretty sweet.”

I never said anything about punching Celestial Dragons!” she snapped back, her eyes flashing, though the hint of a smile tugged at the corners of her mouth. “But fine, you bastards. If we're going to that hellhole, I’m in.”

Giles crossed his arms, his eyes narrowing as he studied Archer and Rosinante. "So, are you really saying you'd kill Celestial Dragons just to free slaves?" His voice was steady, but there was an underlying tension there.

Archer didn’t miss a beat, nodding with conviction. “Damn right. Every single Celestial Dragon is an asshole, ugly as fuck, and batshit crazy.” He paused for a moment, smirking. “Well, except for Rosinante, of course. He’s the only good one.”

Rosinante gave a soft chuckle, shaking his head with a bit of self-deprecating amusement. “I’d like to think I’m the exception to a lot of things,” he muttered, his brown eyes twinkling despite the seriousness of the conversation.

Archer leaned forward, that familiar mischievous glint sparking in his eyes. “A quick raid, smash through their defenses, free the slaves, and make those so-called ‘dragons’ piss themselves in fear. Doesn’t that sound like a hell of a lot of fun?” His grin widened as he looked at Giles, waiting for the reaction.

Giles remained silent for a moment, his large shark-like form brooding as he considered it. Then, slowly, a small, dangerous smile crept across his face. “Many Fishmen have been slaves to those Celestial Dragons for years, their lives stolen from them. If you’re serious about making them afraid, count me in. There’s nothing I’d enjoy more than giving those bastards a taste of their own medicine.”

Archer clapped Giles on the shoulder. “That’s the spirit! Let’s show those bastards what real fear looks like.”

Rosinante remained calm but nodded in agreement, his demeanor shifting slightly as the weight of their mission became clearer. “We’ll need to be smart about this. No matter how satisfying it might be to take them down, we can’t afford to be reckless. But Giles is right—freeing the slaves, that’s what matters most. Everything else is just a bonus.”

Giles’ expression hardened. “For the Fishmen, and everyone else who’s been trapped under their thumb for too long.”

Raya, having overheard, snorted from where she was leaning against the mast. “If you’re dragging me into a fight with Celestial Dragons, I better get first punch at one of those ugly assholes.”

Archer grinned widely, looking at his motley crew, the adrenaline already starting to surge in his veins. “Oh, don’t worry, Raya. You’ll get your chance. We’ll all have our fun. But remember, we’re in this to free slaves. The rest—” his grin widened even further, “—is just chaos.”

Archer turned to Timble, who was quietly seated on the table, focused on sewing a harness for Nugget. His tiny hands worked nimbly, the little man sewing with a precision that had always impressed Archer. He gave a little smirk before speaking up, "So, Timble, what about you? You in?"

Timble paused for a moment, his fingers hovering over the fabric. He didn't look up at first, but when he did, there was a flicker of something deep in his eyes—anger. “Yeah,” he muttered quietly, his voice softer than usual. “I was kidnapped from my tribe when I was just a kid. They took me to Sabaody and sold me like... like I was nothing.” He swallowed hard, the emotion clear in his voice, though he tried to hide it. “For me, this is personal.”

The room fell silent for a moment. Even Archer, who was always quick with a joke or a snarky remark, felt the weight of Timble’s words. His usual mischievous grin softened, turning into something more serious, more sad.

Archer glanced at Nugget, who had been perched nearby, watching Timble closely. The bird let out a loud squawk, causing everyone to jump slightly. Archer, the shit-stirrer, cocked an eyebrow and tilted his head towards the bird. “And what about you, Nugget? You in on this too?” He asked, grinning.

Nugget puffed up his chest, giving an exaggerated, indignant squawk, as if understanding exactly what Archer had said. The bird flapped its wings, glaring at Archer with those intense, beady eyes. Archer threw his hands up, laughing. “Shit’s weird, man, but I’ll take that as a yes.”

Rosinante chuckled beside him, shaking his head at the absurdity of it all. “Only you, Archer, would have a conversation with a bird about storming Sabaody.”

Archer winked at his partner. “What can I say? We’re all in this together. Even Nugget’s got a part to play.”

Timble gave a smile, though it was small, and continued sewing the harness, his mind clear. “When the time comes, I’ll be ready,” he said quietly, glancing at Nugget with a small nod.

As they sailed into the harbor of Sabaody, the atmosphere on the ship grew tense. The archipelago loomed ahead, its mangrove trees reaching up toward the sky, but it was the oppressive air of the place that set everyone on edge. Archer could feel it in his bones—the tension, the cruelty, the unspoken horrors that thrived here.

Raya stood by the railing, eyes scanning the streets as they docked. She crossed her arms, her expression hard as stone. "So," she asked, turning to Archer and Rosinante, "where are we going first? Did Law say where he’d be?"

Without missing a beat, Rosinante reached into his jacket and pulled out a slightly crumpled letter, handing it to Raya. “He’s waiting for us at a bar nearby,” he said, his voice calm but carrying that familiar undertone of worry. “Said he’d keep an eye on things until we got here.”

Raya unfolded the letter, scanning it quickly. She gave a sharp nod and handed it back. "Alright. So when do we start?" She arched an eyebrow, her impatience clear.

Archer grinned, the kind of grin that usually meant trouble. "Soon as we’re done with Law and Luffy’s arrived, we raise hell." His golden eyes gleamed with a dangerous spark. “Trust me, once the family’s all together, those Celestial Dragons won’t know what hit ‘em.”

Raya groaned slightly but nodded in agreement. She might have her doubts, but she was in, fully committed, even if she hated the idea of being in such a dangerous place.

As they began walking the streets of Sabaody, Archer couldn’t help but take it all in. Everywhere they turned, there was something awful. Slaves in chains, being dragged along like cattle. The empty, soulless eyes of those under the heel of the Celestial Dragons. And worse, the looks on the faces of the so-called elite, who watched with twisted pleasure.

Archer’s fists clenched involuntarily. The more they saw, the more his blood boiled. He had always known the Celestial Dragons were monsters, but seeing it firsthand? It was worse than he imagined. He glanced at Rosinante, who wore a grim expression. Despite Rosi’s usual soft heart, Archer could tell even he was ready to tear down this corrupt place.

"They're not just scum," Archer muttered under his breath, "they’re lower than that. They're parasites. A disease.”

Rosinante gave a slow nod, his voice low. "And they won’t hesitate to call an admiral if we cause a scene."

"Let ‘em try," Archer spat, his voice full of venom. “I’m not afraid of those bastards.”

They walked past a group of nobles, one of them arrogantly leading a chained woman through the streets like a prize. Archer’s jaw tightened, and he could feel the familiar burn of anger rising in his chest. The urge to act was almost unbearable. He could practically feel Raya’s disgust radiating beside him.

"They really do need to be destroyed," Raya murmured darkly, echoing Archer's thoughts.

"Don't worry," Archer replied, his grin turning savage. "By the time we’re done, they'll wish they never left their twisted little palaces."

 

Archer blinked, momentarily distracted from the grim reality around him. Among the throng of people, he spotted a familiar green figure, a certain swordsman—Zoro, standing there, staring down a particularly obnoxious noble with a blank expression. Archer couldn’t help but chuckle at the sight.

“Holy shit, is he lost again?” he murmured to himself, shaking his head.

Just as he approached, he heard Zoro’s voice cut through the chaos. “Do you need directions or something?” His tone dripped with sarcasm, and the noble’s face twisted in confusion and indignation. Archer stifled a laugh; for fuck's sake, Zoro! This was one of the many reasons Archer loved the guy.

Zoro was as good at giving directions as Archer was at cooking—meaning he was absolutely terrible at both. Rosinante, however, seemed to have caught onto the impending disaster. He hurried forward, placing a hand over Zoro’s mouth to silence him while dragging him away from the noble like a parent rescuing a child from a tantrum.

“Come on, Zoro,” Rosi said, his voice a mix of exasperation and amusement. “We don’t want to start a fight here.”

“Mmhmph!” Zoro grumbled, still struggling against Rosinante’s grip, a look of utter confusion plastered on his face.

Archer followed them, shaking his head in disbelief. “You know, for someone who fights pirates and marines alike, you really don’t have a clue when it comes to social interactions, do you?” Archer teased.

Zoro shot him a glare, which only made Archer laugh more. “I mean, I’d be concerned if I was that noble. You were about to ruin his day with just a single look,” Archer said, barely able to contain his amusement.

Rosinante released Zoro, who rubbed the back of his neck, still looking disgruntled. “Whatever. Not my fault he looks like a pig,” Zoro muttered, earning another chuckle from Archer.

 

As they resumed their walk through the bustling streets of Sabaody, Archer turned to Zoro, curiosity sparking in his eyes. “So, do you have any idea where Luffy is?”

Zoro shrugged, a nonchalant expression on his face. “Nope. I’m just looking for some Sake, shit cook keeps it all locked up”

Archer snorted at that, shaking his head. “You’d think a guy like you would have found a way around that by now.”

Raya, overhearing their exchange, couldn’t help but grin. She clapped Zoro on the back with a playful shove. “Well, you’re in luck! We’re headed to a bar right now. Come on, you can join us!”

Zoro’s face lit up with a rare, genuine grin. “A bar? Now that sounds like a plan.” He fell into step beside them, the previous tension of Sabaody seeming to dissipate, at least for a moment.

 

As they entered the bar, the familiar sounds of laughter and clinking glasses enveloped them, but Archer’s focus was solely on the corner table where Law sat with Bepo and Penguin. The moment Law spotted them, his expression shifted from casual indifference to something that resembled joy. He practically jumped up, rushing towards them but halting just a meter away, his trademark stoicism faltering for a split second.

“Is that a smile?” Archer teased, a grin spreading across his face.

To his surprise, Law actually smiled wider, and it was enough to lighten the atmosphere in the bar. Without hesitation, Archer pulled him into a massive hug, followed closely by Rosinante. They wrapped him in their arms, and for a fleeting moment, the tension that had been building melted away.

“I missed you guys,” Law whispered, his voice barely above the noise around them.

“Missed you too, kid,” Archer replied, feeling warmth radiate through their embrace. It was a rare moment of vulnerability from Law, one that Archer cherished. They pulled back, and Archer introduced Law to Zoro.

“Zoro, meet Law, our oldest brat and Luffy’s oldest brother” he said, gesturing towards his son with a sense of pride.

“Nice to meet you,” Zoro replied, extending a hand.

“Likewise,” Law responded, shaking Zoro's hand, a hint of respect passing between them.

As they settled at the table, the energy shifted back to business. Rosinante leaned forward, a serious expression settling on his face. “So, why did you want to meet here?”

Law glanced around the bar, ensuring their conversation remained private before leaning in closer. “One of the auction houses in Sabaody is run by Doflamingo. If you’re up for it, I thought we could burn it down.”

The words hung in the air, electrifying the atmosphere at the table. Archer's heart raced at the mention of Doflamingo's name. The idea of striking at one of shithead’s operations was enticing, but the stakes were high.

“I like the sound of that,” Archer said, his voice low. “How do you want to play this?”

Law laid out his plan with the precision that Archer had come to admire. “We’ll pose as buyers at the auction. They won’t suspect a thing. We’ll blend in, and once the auction is nearing its end, we’ll strike. Create chaos, and that’s when we’ll make our move.”

Archer nodded enthusiastically. “I can get behind that. A little misdirection can go a long way.”

Rosi leaned forward, catching Law’s attention. “When we attack, we’ll need your crew to help get the freed slaves to safety. We can create a massive distraction—something that will draw attention away from the main entrance.”

Law considered this, nodding slowly. “That could work. If we can free the slaves and get them to safety while the chaos unfolds, we’ll be in a much better position.”

“Exactly,” Rosi added. “And if Luffy shows up, he can help with the diversion. He’ll draw a lot of eyes, and it’ll create the perfect opportunity for us.”

“Speaking of Luffy,” Archer interjected looking at Timble and Nugget. “We might need a little extra help.”

Timble perked up at the mention of Luffy’s name, his eyes sparkling with excitement. Without missing a beat, he hopped onto Nugget’s back, and the little bird flapped its wings energetically, ready for flight. With a swift leap, they were out of the bar, soaring into the sky.

Law raised an eyebrow, watching the duo disappear. “Where did you get that bird from?” he asked, his tone a mixture of curiosity and disbelief.

Archer couldn’t help but chuckle at the question. “Oh, that’s a whole story in itself. Let’s just say Nugget is a… unique addition to our crew.”

 

Archer gestured for Law to follow him to the bar, eager to grab a drink while they waited for Luffy to show up. They gathered their drinks, the lively atmosphere of the bar swirling around them. As they turned to head back to their table, Archer suddenly found himself face-to-face with a familiar redhead.

“Oh hell no,” Archer groaned, recognizing the smug smirk on Eustass Kidd’s face. “Just what I needed.”

Kidd leaned in, his voice dripping with mischief. “So, goldie, have you changed your mind about that wild night we discussed?” He waggled his eyebrows suggestively.

Archer closed his eyes, silently counting down from ten, trying to suppress the wave of irritation rolling through him. “No, Kidd. I definitely haven’t.”

Kidd leaned closer, seemingly undeterred. “What about that tall fucker from last time? I owe him a proper beating.”

Before Archer could muster a response, Law stepped forward, a fierce glare in his eyes. “Kidd, why don’t you fuck off and leave my dad alone?”

Archer blinked, momentarily stunned. Did Law just call him dad? The word hung in the air like a surprise revelation, and he felt a rush of warmth spread through him.

As Kidd's eyes widened at Law's statement, Archer felt the impending chaos bubbling to the surface. “Wait, hold on. Are you saying hottie here is your dad?” Kidd asked, incredulous. He then turned to Archer with a smirk, his expression turning cheeky. “If that’s the case, he’s the hottest Dilf I’ve ever seen!”

Archer’s face flushed at the unexpected compliment, but before he could formulate a response, Law stepped closer to Kidd, an annoyed glint in his eye. “Do you even know who my dad are?” he challenged, leaning into Kidd’s space.

Kidd shrugged, still smirking. “Nope. Doesn’t matter as long as he’s as pretty in bed as he is right now.”

The exchange turned into a comedic standoff as the two youths argued, completely ignoring Archer’s presence. Archer felt a mix of amusement and exasperation at their banter. While the absurdity of the situation unfolded, he caught Rosinante's eye from across the bar. With a subtle gesture, he signaled for Rosi to come over.

Just as Rosinante positioned himself behind Kidd, his left eye twitching in anger, Law took a deep breath and launched into a tirade. “My dad is Portgas D. Archer, co-captain of the Roaring Pirates, the Golden Terror himself, and the one who defeated Rob Lucci!”

At that bombshell, Kidd’s face went pale, his confidence draining as he took a step back—only to bump directly into Rosinante, who raised an eyebrow in amusement. The tension in the air thickened, and Law continued, his voice rising with anger. “And my other dad is Donquixote ‘Corazon’ Rosinante, co-captain of the Roaring Pirates, the Silent Giant! Not to mention my younger brothers, Fire Fist Ace of the Whitebeard Pirates and Straw hat Luffy, captain of the Straw hats!”

Archer couldn’t help but grin at Law’s impassioned speech, the sense of pride washing over him. But before he could bask in the moment, a loud crash reverberated through the bar, followed by the unmistakable sound of something—or someone—collapsing onto the floor.

Everyone turned to see a hole in the roof, dust swirling in the air, as none other than Luffy had plummeted through, landing directly on an enraged Zoro, who had been quietly nursing his drink at the bar.

“Luffy!” Archer shouted, instinctively moving forward as Zoro’s furious voice rose above the commotion. “What the hell, you idiot?!”

Rubbing his head, Luffy looked up with a wide, goofy grin, completely unfazed by the chaos he had just caused. “Hey! Sorry, Zoro! I was looking for you!”

Zoro pushed Luffy off him with a huff, his face a mix of irritation and amusement. “You can’t just drop in like that! What’s wrong with you?”

Archer gestured to Giles, who let out a long-suffering sigh before getting up and making his way over to where Zoro was currently trying to choke Luffy. The sight was chaotic but familiar: Zoro’s face was a mask of frustration while Luffy continued to grin like a complete idiot, seemingly enjoying the struggle.

Giles, with an eye-roll, intervened, picking both of them up by the scruff of their necks as if they were particularly naughty brats. “Enough!” he exclaimed, his voice carrying a hint of exasperation. “This isn’t a playground, you two!”

As he set them down, Archer could see Zoro’s annoyance slowly fade, replaced by a reluctant grin. Luffy, however, remained blissfully unaware, still giggling at the situation.

In the midst of the commotion, Archer noticed that Kidd had vanished. He’d likely sensed he was fighting a losing battle against the increasingly protective Law, who was now glaring at the spot where Kidd had stood moments before. Archer breathed out, shaking his head. “I’m really getting sick of Kidd’s obsession with me.”

Law raised an eyebrow, genuinely curious. “Has this happened before?”

Rosinante chimed in, nodding with a hint of amusement. “Oh, absolutely. Last time Kidd tried to hit on Archer, I knocked him out cold. It was quite satisfying.”

Law chuckled, the corners of his mouth twitching upward. “Sounds like he’s got a death wish.”

“Or a lack of common sense,” Archer muttered, feeling a mix of irritation and amusement. “I don’t know how he thinks he can win me over like that.”

“Maybe he just likes a challenge,” Rosinante suggested, wrapping an arm around Archer’s shoulders. “But honestly, don’t worry about him. If he comes back, I’ll be here to knock him out again.”

 

As Giles carried a brooding Zoro and a grinning Luffy over to their table, the atmosphere lightened considerably. Rosinante took the opportunity to introduce Luffy to Law. “This is Luffy, your youngest brother,” he said, a smirk forming on his lips as he observed the impending chaos.

Before Law could react, Luffy bounded forward, wrapping himself around Law with an exuberant grin. “Tra-guy!” he exclaimed, his voice filled with unrestrained enthusiasm.

Law’s eyes widened in shock, his typically stoic expression faltering. The sight of his younger brother clinging to him like an excited koala was both unexpected and amusing. Archer and Rosinante exchanged grins, clearly entertained by the awkward yet heartwarming meeting.

“Uh, Luffy,” Law started, trying to maintain his composure, but the effort was futile as Luffy continued to squeeze him tightly, effectively trapping him. “Can you not…?”

Luffy only tightened his grip, blissfully ignoring Law’s discomfort. “Tra-guy! We’re gonna do awesome stuff together!”

“Yeah, awesome stuff,” Archer echoed, barely able to contain his laughter at the sight. Rosinante chuckled softly beside him, shaking his head at the chaotic family dynamics.

Finally managing to free himself from Luffy’s grip, Law took a deep breath and attempted to refocus. “Alright, let’s go over the plan one last time,” he said, shifting into his usual serious demeanor. Luffy, still grinning, plopped down next to him, clearly excited for whatever was to come.

As they wrapped up their discussion of the plan, a sudden flurry of activity interrupted them. Timble came barreling into the bar, riding Nugget, his small frame vibrating with urgency.

“Guys! Guys!” he shouted, his voice rising above the chatter of the patrons. “I’ve got a message from Franky! It’s about someone named Cami—she’s been captured and is about to be sold!”

At those words, Luffy and Zoro shot up from their seats, their expressions twisting into anger. Archer could practically see the fury simmering just beneath the surface of Luffy’s skin, and Zoro’s grip on his swords tightened, knuckles turning white.

“Which auction house?” Archer asked, heart racing as he braced for the answer.

Timble, panting from his frantic flight, glanced down at a hastily scrawled note. “It’s the one we were just talking about! The one run by Doflamingo!”

Law, hearing this, didn’t waste a moment. He bolted for the door, followed closely by Raya, Penguin, and Rosinante, all of them intent on playing their roles as buyers. Archer felt a surge of urgency wash over him as he realized they were all about to dive headfirst into the fray.

“Alright!” Archer barked, turning back to Luffy, Zoro, Timble, Nugget, Giles, and Bepo, who were all staring at him, eyes wide with anticipation. “It looks like we need to change our approach. We’re not just creating a distraction anymore—we're taking action!”

Luffy nodded eagerly, his earlier excitement now doubled. Zoro cracked his knuckles, ready to unleash his pent-up rage. Timble perched nervously on Nugget’s back, while Giles and Bepo exchanged glances, ready to follow suit.

“Follow me!” Archer commanded, leading the group out of the bar and into the chaos of Sabaody’s streets. “We need to make our way to the auction house and cause the biggest scene we can. The goal is to draw attention away from the auction itself. Make sure they’re focused on us instead of what’s happening inside!”

They moved quickly, the tension in the air thick as they navigated the crowded streets. Archer kept his eyes peeled for any potential threats or opportunities as they approached the auction house. With each step, he felt the adrenaline coursing through him, fueling his resolve.

“Bepo, you and Timble keep an eye out for any Celestial Dragons or Marines. If you see any, signal us immediately,” Archer instructed, his voice sharp.

“Got it!” Bepo replied, while Timble gave a quick nod.

“Luffy, Zoro—get ready to create chaos. I want them so focused on us that they forget all about what’s happening inside that building,” Archer said, glancing back at his youngest son and the swordsman.

“Leave it to us!” Luffy grinned, the thrill of the impending action evident in his expression.

 

Archer and Giles crouched in the shadows, their hearts pounding as they watched the scene unfold in front of them. The Celestial Dragon, a grotesque figure clad in opulent robes, had just shot a man named Hatchan—someone Giles recognized from his past with Arlong. Archer felt a surge of rage at the sight, and just as he was about to say something, Luffy erupted in fury, charging forward and delivering a brutal punch that sent the Celestial Dragon sprawling.

A grin spread across Archer’s face as pride swelled in his chest. “That’s my son!” he thought, reveling in Luffy’s righteous anger.

But the moment of triumph was short-lived. Bepo and Timble suddenly found them, urgency written all over their faces. “Archer! Giles! We’ve got a huge wave of Marines coming this way!” Timble gasped.

Archer exchanged a quick glance with Giles, who nodded in agreement. They needed to act fast. Without hesitation, Archer transformed into his grizzly bear form, muscles rippling and fur bristling as he charged into the fray, just as Nami and Usopp fell through the roof, creating a commotion above.

With a thunderous roar that echoed throughout the auction house, Archer signaled the rest of their crew. Raya sprang into action, using her powers to incapacitate the potential buyers, her enchanted smells overwhelming their senses. Penguin moved with lethal efficiency, taking down the stunned bidders one by one.

Meanwhile, Zoro was already at work, slicing through giant fishbowl used to hold Cami, his blades a blur of motion. The moment she was freed, she joined the chaos, helping other enslaved individuals escape their bonds. The Straw Hats were in their element, working together seamlessly, while Rosinante threw himself into the fight, delivering devastating blows to the stationed Marines, his strength and speed making him dangerous.

As Archer barreled into the main room, his massive form crashing through the scattered furniture, he let out another mighty roar, scattering the remaining Marines and striking fear into their hearts. He swiped at a couple of soldiers, sending them flying against the walls, crumpling under the force of his blows.

Archer shifted back to his human form just in time to hear a Celestial Dragon barking orders at the approaching Marines, demanding an Admiral to come at once. That was the last straw. With a fierce growl, he drew his halberds and, in a swift motion, severed the head of the arrogant man, blood spraying across the floor. Without a moment's hesitation, he turned to the female beside him, delivering the same fate, her shocked expression frozen as she met her end.

The room erupted into chaos as Archer jumped into the fray, slicing through the ranks of Marines with brutal efficiency. He was a whirlwind of steel, his movements fluid and powerful as he dispatched anyone who dared stand in his way.

Just as he finished clearing a path through the Marines, Archer turned around—and was met with the intense gaze of Eustass Kidd, who had somehow appeared right in front of him. Kidd looked at him with raw lust in his eyes, his voice low and dripping with challenge. “Now I want you even more, blood and all.”

Before Archer could respond, Rosi intervened. He charged forward, grabbing Kidd and flinging him across the room. Kidd landed in a heap, a mix of surprise and annoyance on his face.

Seizing the moment, Archer leapt into Rosinante’s arms, pulling him close. Their lips crashed together in a heated kiss, the world around them fading into the background as they lost themselves in each other.

Raya’s voice cut through the chaos, piercing the din of battle. “An Admiral is on his way! It’s Kizaru!”

Archer’s heart sank for a moment; Kizaru was not someone to take lightly. He quickly turned to Luffy and Law, urgency in his tone. “You all need to get out of here! We’ll handle this. Just go!”

Luffy’s eyes widened with a mix of concern and resolve, but he nodded, understanding the gravity of the situation. He rallied his crew and the freed slaves, urging them to move swiftly. Law and his crew joined the call, leading the charge as they all darted toward the exit, their bodies weaving through the remnants of chaos they had unleashed.

As they made their escape, Archer’s eyes scanned the room for Rosinante. Their gazes met for a brief moment, a silent communication passing between them.

Just as the last of the group slipped through the door, Raya set the house in flames. The fire roared to life, crackling and consuming everything in its path, creating a wall of smoke and heat that would slow down Kizaru and the Marines.

Archer turned to Giles, who was already readying his stance, preparing for the oncoming fight. “Let’s give them a warm welcome,” Archer said with a grin, feeling the rush of adrenaline surge through him once more.

They braced themselves as the door swung open, revealing the figure of Kizaru stepping through the haze, his expression as calm as ever. Archer clenched his fists, ready to charge, to give their friends enough time to escape.

 

Kizaru strode into the room, his arrogance palpable as he smiled that slow, infuriating grin. “Ah, the Roaring Pirates. I’ve been waiting for this moment for a long time,” he drawled in his bored tone, eyes glinting with malice.

Raya, defian as always, snorted. “The ‘G’ on your forehead suits you perfectly,” she shot back, her voice dripping with disdain. Kizaru’s eye twitched at the insult, his calm demeanor beginning to fray at the edges.

Then, with a wicked gleam in his eye, he turned his attention to Archer and Rosinante. “You should know,” he said, almost gleefully, “your son Ace has been captured and taken to Impel Down. He’s just waiting for his date with the executioner.”

Time seemed to freeze for Archer as those words sank in. Ace. No. It couldn’t be true. Rage ignited within him, and without a second thought, he lunged at Kizaru, fury fueling his movements. “You’re lying!” he shouted, fists clenched.

Kizaru responded with a punch that sent Archer sprawling back, the blow knocking the wind out of him. “It's the truth,” he stated coldly, a smirk still playing on his lips.

Before he could elaborate further, a flash of motion caught everyone’s attention. Timble, of all people, rushed in, sea stone spear glinting ominously in the dim light. With an unexpected ferocity, he stabbed the spear into Kizaru’s eye, causing the Admiral to howl in pain as he crumpled to the ground.

Archer strode purposefully over to Kizaru, who was still reeling from Timble’s surprise attack. Crouching beside the fallen Admiral, he pulled out a dagger with a cold look in his eyes. Without hesitation, he sliced off Kizaru's nose, a visceral act of defiance that sent a message loud and clear.

Standing tall, Archer turned to face his crew, his golden eyes ablaze with righteous fury. “Raise hell! Kill every Celestial Dragon and Marine you can find! Free every slave you encounter!” His voice boomed through the chaos, igniting a fire within each member of his crew. They nodded, a fierce anger shared among them, and charged out of the burning building, ready to wreak havoc.

As Archer plunged into the fray, cutting down Marines left and right, his mind was singularly focused on one thing: Ace. The thought of his son in danger pushed him forward, adrenaline fueling his every strike.

 

As they boarded the Silence, the acrid smoke of Sabaody hung thick in the air behind them, the sounds of chaos fading into the distance. The sight of several ships filled with freed slaves sailing away to safety provided a bittersweet relief. Archer's heart raced as he scanned the horizon, his eyes fixed on the planned meeting point Law had mentioned.

But as they arrived, the grim reality set in—only the Polar Tang was docked. The Thousand Sunny was nowhere in sight. Panic surged within Archer, and he nearly leapt from the Silence, racing toward Law, who was leaning against the sub, battered and bleeding.

“Where the hell is your brother?!” Archer demanded, voice trembling with urgency.

Law’s gaze dropped to the ground, a heavy silence stretching between them before he spoke. “Kuma the tyrant... he arrived. He beamed them all away.”

The weight of those words crashed down on Archer like a tidal wave. He fell to his knees, a visceral scream escaping him, raw and full of anguish. First Ace, now Luffy? It felt like a cruel twist of fate, and the fire within him ignited into a furious blaze. This was war—there was no other choice.

Rosinante rushed to his side, pulling him up. “We will get them back, Archer,” he whispered fiercely into Archer’s ear, grounding him amidst the chaos of his thoughts.

Law joined them, placing a steady hand on Archer's shoulder. The three of them formed a tight embrace, a moment of unity amidst the despair. “We swear revenge,” Archer vowed.

After exchanging goodbyes with Law, Archer felt a sense of urgency bubbling within him. He told Law to stay alert, promising they would be in touch soon, then turned his focus back to the Silence as it sailed out into the open sea.

As soon as he entered his and Rosinante’s cabin, adrenaline surged through him. He grabbed a pen and paper, scribbling furiously. The words poured out as if his very soul demanded to be unleashed on the world. Every stroke of the pen ignited a spark of rebellion within him, and the message took shape with fierce clarity.

Once the letter was complete, he folded it neatly, then called for Timble and Nugget. The two appeared almost instantly, eager and ready. “Take this to the nearest newspaper! Tell them, if they don't print it, we will burn them down” Archer instructed, urgency coloring his voice.

Timble nodded, mounting Nugget without hesitation. “I’ll be quick!” he declared before they took off into the night sky.

With the task done, Archer felt a wave of exhaustion wash over him. He collapsed onto the bed, the world around him fading as he succumbed to the fatigue.

Rosinante, rushed to his side, lifting Archer gently and laying him down. As Archer's eyes fluttered shut, a sly smile crept across his face even in sleep. Tomorrow, the world would tremble at the news he had set in motion.

 

To the Bastards of the World Government and the Ingrates of the Marines,

You think your power is absolute, that you can hide behind your titles, your laws, your precious Celestial Dragons, and continue to trample upon the lives of the innocent. You think you can cage freedom and extinguish the flames of rebellion with your tyranny. But you are gravely mistaken.

You have taken from me what I hold most dear: my son, Portgas D. Ace. You dared to snatch him away, to imprison him in your dark, suffocating grasp, to cast a shadow over our family with your twisted machinations. This is not just a personal vendetta; this is a declaration of war. The Roaring Pirates and I, Portgas D. Archer, alongside my partner, Donquixote Rosinante, will make you pay for every life you’ve shattered, every dream you’ve snuffed out!

Your days are numbered. No longer will we cower in the shadows, no longer will we watch you butcher the innocent while you parade around in your pathetic sense of superiority. We are coming for you. We will tear down your walls, burn your strongholds to the ground, and drag your Celestial Dragons from their gilded thrones into the very depths of hell you have created!

I call upon all those who have suffered under your oppressive rule, all those who have lost loved ones, all who have felt the iron fist of your justice crush their spirits—join us! Unite against this evil, against a regime that thrives on fear and cruelty. Let us strike back with the fury of a thousand storms! Together, we will rise to dismantle your empire of despair.

Mark my words: every Marine will be hunted down, every Celestial Dragon will feel the heat of our wrath. You will all die, and when the time comes, you will feel pain unlike any you have inflicted upon the world. Your arrogance will be your downfall.

We are the storm that is brewing on the horizon, and when we unleash our fury, the world will tremble! Prepare yourselves, for the Roaring Pirates are coming to reclaim what is ours and end your reign of terror!

Come, come and join us.

In relentless pursuit of justice,

Portgas D. Archer
Donquixote Rosinante
Co-Captains of the Roaring Pirates

Chapter 37: Off to war

Summary:

Rage
Only Whitebead can get away with calling Archer a brat
News from Luffy
They are with them
Raid and a new member of the gang
Now the world knows

Notes:

Gin joins!

Remember to leave a comment and kudos if you like it!! :D

Chapter Text

"Get me Newgate. NOW!" Archer roared, his voice echoing off the cabin walls as he gripped the Den Den Mushi so tightly that its eyes bulged in terror. A thick vein pulsed angrily on his forehead, visible even through the strands of his disheveled blond hair. He paced back and forth, his bare feet slamming into the wooden floor of the captain’s quarters with each step, his fury radiating off him like a storm ready to break.

For two hours—two damn hours—he had been trying to reach Whitebeard, the so-called Strongest Man in the World. But the stubborn old bastard was as elusive as Ace and Luffy had been when they were kids. Archer’s patience had long run out, replaced by a burning rage that made his hands shake.

"I don't give a fuck who you are!" Archer snapped, glaring at the voice on the other end of the line. "I don't care if you're Marco, Jozu, or even fucking God himself. You get me Newgate NOW, or I swear, I'll come over there and rip that mustache off his face myself!"

The Den Den Mushi let out a terrified little squeak, trembling in its shell. Archer could hear some scrambling in the background, whispers passing between crew members, but none of it mattered to him. All he could think about was Ace. His son. His flesh and blood. Stuck in that godforsaken prison, waiting for the inevitable... execution.

No. He wouldn’t allow it.

Rosinante stood quietly in the corner, his towering frame leaning against the wall with his arms crossed. He watched Archer pace with concern etched into his face but said nothing. He knew better than to try to calm Archer when he was in a mood like this. Not after the news they'd received. Not when Ace’s life hung in the balance.

"They're stalling," Archer growled, slamming his fist onto the table, making the Den Den Mushi bounce. "They think they can brush me off. Like I'm just another pirate asking for a favor." His golden eyes, once so full of warmth, now burned with a wild, relentless fire. He was ready to tear the world apart if it meant getting Ace back.

Rosi finally pushed off the wall, walking over to Archer and placing a hand on his shoulder. "You know they'll answer," he said softly, his voice the only calm in the middle of Archer's storm. "Just give it a little more time. They care about Ace too."

"We don’t have time, Rosi!" Archer spat, yanking away from him. He didn’t mean to take his anger out on Rosi, but the fury bubbling up inside him made it impossible to think straight. "Every second that passes is another second closer to..." He couldn’t finish the sentence. The thought of Ace, trapped, helpless, waiting to die—it made Archer want to rip the whole world apart. His breath came in ragged gasps as he tried to steady himself, fists clenched at his sides.

Just then, the Den Den Mushi crackled to life. "Oy, oy, what's all this noise about?" A deep, gruff voice finally came through, the familiar sound of Whitebeard’s unmistakable baritone. "Is that you, Portgas?"

Archer’s grip on the receiver tightened even more, his knuckles white. "Took you long enough, you old bastard," he snarled, but there was no room for pleasantries. "Ace. They’ve got him, and they’re planning to execute him. You’re sitting there on your throne while your so-called grandson is about to be murdered!"

There was a heavy silence on the other end. Archer could almost hear the weight of Whitebeard’s rage as it slowly built.

"You think I don’t know that, brat?" Whitebeard's voice was slow, deliberate. "I’ve been making plans. The whole damn world’s going to feel my wrath for what they’ve done!”

Archer clenched his fists, his golden eyes still burning with fury as he grabbed the receiver once more. "Tell me the plan, Newgate," he growled. His voice was low, threatening, barely restrained. There was no room for misunderstandings or half-baked schemes. Every second was vital now.

Whitebeard was silent for a moment, the weight of the world sitting between the two captains. Finally, the gruff voice returned, steady but filled with its own simmering rage. "We’re going in full force. Every ship, every man, and every ounce of strength we’ve got will be brought to Marineford. We’ll rip that place apart if it’s the last thing we do. But it’s gonna take time to position the fleet."

Archer’s eyes narrowed, his breath heavy as he tried to rein in the maelstrom of emotions crashing within him. Time—of course, it always came down to time, didn’t it? But there was more than one way to wage war.

"Understood," Archer said, his voice cold and sharp as steel. "But we’re taking a different approach. The Roaring Pirates will flank from another side. We’ll be the distraction they never see coming, and when they least expect it, we’ll hit them where it hurts the most. Trust me, Newgate, we’ll make sure they never forget the day they crossed us."

Whitebeard let out a low, approving grunt on the other end of the line. "Do what you have to, brat. Just make sure you don’t die before we’re done."

Archer’s lips curled into a dark smile, his voice dropping even lower. "Oh, don’t worry about us. I’m bringing someone else with me." He paused, knowing this would get the old man’s attention. "Our oldest sons crew will join as well. The Surgeon of Death is with us. Luffy, the youngest and his crew are pt MIA, so don’t count on the Straw hats"

Whitebeard chuckled, but there was no humor in his tone—only the grim understanding of a man who had seen countless battles. "Law, eh? That kid’s got potential. Fine, bring him along. But don’t get in our way. When we’re done, Marineford will be nothing but ashes."

"Wouldn't dream of it," Archer replied, his voice dripping with confidence. "We’ll see you at Marineford, Newgate."

With that, the conversation ended. The line went dead, but the fire raging within Archer only grew. His heart pounded as he tossed the receiver aside, turning to Rosinante, who had been standing by, watching with a quiet intensity.

"We’ve got a plan," Archer said, his voice tight. "We’re moving in, but we’ll make our own path. We strike from the shadows, while Whitebeard’s fleet charges the front. Law and his crew will meet us on the way."

Rosinante nodded, his expression hardened, yet Archer could see the burning desire for revenge in his eyes. Ace was their son, their family. Nothing else mattered now. "We’re getting him back," Rosinante muttered, his voice dark. "And anyone who stands in our way dies."

Archer clenched his fists, nodding. "They took one of our sons... now, we take everything from them."

 

Archer’s heart stopped for a moment when the Den Den Mushi called again, its ring cutting through the tense air. Without thinking, he snatched the receiver, still charged with the raw energy from his conversation with Whitebeard. "What?!" he barked into the receiver.

A small, familiar voice came through the line, soft but unmistakable. "Dad it’s me... Luffy."

Archer’s breath hitched, his grip on the snail loosening as the shock hit him. His rage vanished for a second, replaced by pure, overwhelming relief. He nearly dropped the receiver, his body trembling as Rosinante hurried to his side, concern etched on his face.

"Luffy?" Rosinante said quickly, leaning over Archer’s shoulder, his voice urgent but filled with the same relief. "Are you okay? Is the crew with you? What happened?"

There was a pause, then Luffy’s voice came back, a little calmer this time. "We’re... we’re okay. We got split up. But it’s fine. We’re all going to train. We’re gonna get stronger, and then we’ll meet up again in two years. It’s the only way we can get stronger... for what’s coming."

Archer and Rosinante exchanged a look, their minds racing. Two years? It was a long time, but if anyone could survive it, it was Luffy. Still, hearing it from their boy—after everything—left them speechless for a moment. What could they say?

Then, Luffy’s voice shifted, his tone growing more serious, more determined. "But don’t worry. I’m going to get Ace back. I don’t care how strong I need to get. I’ll save him."

Archer’s throat tightened, his hand gripping the Den Den Mushi harder. He felt a mix of pride, pain, and fear clashing inside him. He wanted to protect Luffy, to stop him from running headfirst into danger, but he knew his youngest was just like him—just like Ace. There was no stopping him.

"Luffy," Archer began, his voice hoarse but steady, "we’re coming too. We’re going to Marineford. Law’s with us, and Whitebeard... Whitebeard is moving. We’ll be there. You won’t be alone."

There was a long pause on the other end, and then Luffy’s voice came again, softer now. "Thanks dad... but I’ve gotta run. I’ll see you soon.. I love you both"

Before Archer could respond, the line went dead.

He stood there for a moment, the silence in the room deafening. Slowly, he lowered the receiver, his mind swirling with everything that had just happened.

 

Rosinante stepped forward, his breath trembling, and wrapped his arms around Archer, pulling him into a tight embrace. His face buried into Archer’s shoulder, and Archer felt the dampness of Rosinante’s silent tears against his neck. The weight of everything—the news about Luffy, Ace, the looming war—was too much for them to hold back any longer. Here, alone in their cabin, they could finally let it all go.

Archer closed his eyes, holding Rosinante tightly in return, his own tears slipping free. He didn’t sob, but the silent pain in his chest ached like a storm raging inside him. They stood there, locked in each other's arms, allowing themselves this brief moment of vulnerability that they would never show the crew.

After what felt like a small eternity, Rosinante pulled back slightly, his hand gently running through Archer’s hair, smoothing it down as if to offer comfort in the only way he could. His voice was soft, barely above a whisper, as he muttered, "I’ll call Law… tell him the plan."

Archer nodded, still processing everything that had happened. He wiped the lingering tears from his eyes and took a deep breath, pulling himself together. "Yeah... do that." His voice was hoarse, but he managed to steady it.

As he moved toward the door, preparing to put on his captain's mask once more for the crew, Archer paused. He glanced back at Rosinante, his golden eyes still wet but filled with love. "I love you," he said quietly, the words heavy with everything he felt in that moment.

Rosinante smiled through his tears, nodding back at him. "I love you too, Archer."

With that, Archer turned and stepped out of the cabin, his heart heavy but his eyes hardened. He had to brief the crew, but the weight of their shared pain, their love, would carry him through. Nothing was going to stop them now. Not the Marines. Not the World Government. Not even the gods themselves.

 

As Archer stepped out onto the deck, the wind ruffled his hair, and he could see the familiar faces of Giles, Raya, Timble, and Nugget already assembled and waiting for him. Their expressions were serious, bracing themselves for whatever orders were to come, even the bird. The atmosphere was tense, the weight of what was ahead pressing down on all of them. Archer could feel it too, deep in his bones, but this was the moment where they would see who truly stood by their side.

He walked toward them, his steps deliberate, his face still marked by the raw emotions of the cabin. When he reached the center of the group, he stopped, crossing his arms as he faced his loyal crew. "Listen up," Archer began, his voice carrying over the deck like a heavy weight. "Whitebeard has a plan, and we're going to follow it—mostly. But Rosi and I have decided we'll take a different approach, flank 'em from the side. We're going in no matter what."

He sighed, running a hand through his hair before continuing. "But I need to be straight with all of you." His golden eyes swept across their faces, locking on each of them for a moment. "This is going to be bigger than Sabaody. Bigger than what we did to those damn Marines and Celestial Dragons. We're talking all-out war with the World Government, and... it's not going to be pretty."

Archer clenched his fists. "I won’t force any of you to follow us into this. It’s too much to ask, even for a crew as loyal as you’ve all been. You’ve fought beside us, and I’ll never forget what we did back there, but this? This is different." He took a deep breath, the weight of his words hanging in the air. "If you choose not to come, I won’t hold it against you. You can stay behind. No shame in that."

There was silence for a moment as his words sank in, and Archer could feel the tension in the air grow thicker. He knew he was asking too much, even of these battle-hardened companions. But as he met their eyes once more, he could see something burning within them—something fierce and unyielding.

Raya, bold as always, stepped forward first, her purple eyes flashing with purpose. "You really think we’d sit this one out, Archer?" she scoffed, arms crossed. "After everything we’ve been through? After Enis Lobby? Sabaody? You’re out of your damn mind if you think we’re going to abandon you and Rosi and your brats now."

Timble nodded eagerly from his perch on Nugget, the two of them looking as ready as ever. "We’re with you. No matter what!" Timble chirped, his small voice strong.

Giles, the calmest of the bunch, stepped forward and placed a hand on Archer’s shoulder. "You’re family, Captain," he said simply, his deep voice steady as always. "We fight together. We die together, if need be."

Archer looked at each of them, his heart swelling with gratitude and pride. He gave them a small nod, his voice rough with emotion. "You’re damn fools, all of you." He smirked. "But I wouldn’t have it any other way."

 

Archer took a deep breath, focusing on the task ahead. His voice grew sharper as he shifted into command mode, giving orders with precision. "Raya," he called out, turning to her, "I want explosives—big ones. We're talking sea stone bombs, smoke grenades, anything that'll make a hell of a bang." He paused, thinking quickly. "And make sure we’ve got enough to level a damn Marine base if need be."

Raya grinned wickedly. "On it, Captain," she said, already mentally mapping out what she’d need to craft the arsenal he requested.

Timble, perched on Nugget’s back, chimed in, unable to contain his excitement. "Hey, Captain! The next island has a Marine base. And rumor has it, they’ve got a whole stockpile of explosives!" His eyes gleamed with mischief. "We could hit 'em hard, take everything we need."

Archer turned his sharp gaze to the little guy, a grin spreading across his face. "Good work, Timble. Looks like we’ve got a raid to plan."

With that, he turned to Giles, the sturdy Fishman, who was already prepping for action. "Giles, get us there. Full speed. We've got a Marine base to tear apart."

Giles nodded with a determined glint in his eyes. "Aye, Captain."

As the crew jumped into motion, Archer felt Rosinante’s presence behind him. He didn’t need to turn around to know it was him. Rosi’s quiet, steady steps brought a calm over the chaos. "I told Law the plan," Rosinante said, walking up beside Archer. His voice, always a steadying force, was now laced with the same readiness Archer had felt brewing inside him since Sabaody.

Archer nodded, still in command mode. "Good. Timble's idea to raid that Marine base is solid. It'll give us what we need to blow the hell out of whatever gets in our way."

Rosinante looked down at Timble, a smile tugging at the corner of his lips. "Nice one, Timble," he said, nodding in approval.

Timble beamed, puffing up with pride. "Thanks, Rosi!"

Rosinante turned back to Archer, his tone softening as he added, "I also called Zeff. Let him know Sanji’s off training for the next two years, so he shouldn’t expect to hear from him."

At that, Archer grinned wide, his sharp gaze flickering with amusement. "You told Zeff? And you’re still standing?" He gave Rosinante a playful look. "You sure your ears are okay? 'Cause I can only imagine the kind of yelling you got from him."

Rosinante chuckled, rubbing the back of his neck. "Yeah, I think I’m half-deaf now, but I survived. Barely."

Archer let out a deep laugh, shaking his head. "That old man sure knows how to scream. But good. At least Zeff’s in the loop."

 

The raid unfolded flawlessly, a symphony of chaos and carnage as Archer and the Roaring Pirates descended upon the Marine base. They looted every room, taking anything that might be useful for their impending war while leaving a trail of destruction in their wake. The air was thick with smoke and the acrid scent of gunpowder, but amid the frenzy, they kept their focus sharp, ensuring no Marine escaped to report their actions.

Giles returned from a different part of the base, a bewildered look on his face. "Captain!" he called, his voice cutting through the aftermath of their rampage. Archer turned, raising an eyebrow at the sight of his friend dragging a man behind him—a prisoner.

Archer stepped closer, studying the man. “Who’s this?” he asked, his tone shifting to one of curiosity.

Giles grinned, excitement evident in his voice. "His name's Gin. Used to be with Don Krieg."

Archer's mind flashed back to the Baratie, the chaotic battle where Luffy had made a name for himself. "Wait," he mused aloud, "wasn't he the one Luffy beat the crap out of?"

Gin nodded vigorously, a sheepish grin forming on his lips. "Yeah, that was him! I was with Don Krieg, but I got out of that life thanks to Sanji. He saved my life."

Archer looked around at his crew, silently gauging their reactions. He saw understanding and a hint of camaraderie reflected in their eyes. They’d all faced their demons; Gin’s past didn’t make him a threat—it showed he had the potential for a fresh start.

“Do you know who we are?” Archer asked, fixing Gin with an intense gaze.

Gin nodded, his expression turning serious. “Everyone knows the Roaring Pirates. You’re legends!”

Rosinante stepped forward, a playful smile tugging at his lips. “So, you want to be a legend too?”

At that, Gin’s face lit up with enthusiasm. “Really? Uhem yes!”

Archer crossed his arms, leaning back slightly as he studied Gin. “Alright then. Welcome aboard.” He motioned for Giles to step forward. “Giles, brief Gin on our plan for rescuing Ace. He’ll need to know what he’s getting into.”

Giles nodded, his demeanor shifting into one of the serious instructor. “Got it, Captain.” He turned to Gin, starting to explain the intricacies of their plans—the route they would take, the allies they would seek, and the brutal lengths they were prepared to go to in order to save Ace from the hands of the World Government.

As Giles spoke, Archer felt a flicker of hope.

Later that evening, Archer and Rosinante found a quiet spot on the Silence, pulling Gin aside for a more in-depth conversation. They wanted to know about the man they had just rescued and how he could fit into their plans.

“Alright, Gin,” Archer began, adopting a serious tone. “Let’s talk about your past, your skills, and what you bring to the table. We need to know what you’re capable of.”

Gin shifted in his seat, his expression turning thoughtful. “Well, I’m skilled in close combat, both with guns and swords,” he said, pride evident in his voice. “I’ve trained a lot in hand-to-hand fighting too.”

Rosinante nodded appreciatively. “That’s good to hear. We could always use more muscle around here.”

“And what about your interests?” Archer pressed, eager to understand the man beyond his fighting capabilities.

“I like to cook,” Gin said, his tone brightening. “And I’m pretty good at it. Took a interest after watching  Sanji.”

A shared smile passed between Archer and Rosinante. Finally, someone who could handle the kitchen besides Raya! “That’s great! We can always use a cook on board,” Rosinante said. “What else do you enjoy?”

“I like to fish,” Gin continued, enthusiasm spilling over. “It reminds me of simpler times.”

Archer and Rosinante exchanged nods, satisfied with Gin’s responses. “Sounds like you’ll fit right in,” Archer said. “Why don’t you go find Giles? He’ll get you set up with your own cabin. Everyone on the Silence has their own private space.”

Gin stood up, ready to head off, but before he left, he handed them a folded newspaper. “You might want to read this,” he said, his tone shifting to something more serious.

Archer's eyes widened as he spotted his letter prominently displayed on the front page of the newspaper. He felt a swell of pride mixed with disbelief. Timble had really pulled through.

As he skimmed through the article, he couldn’t help but grin.

Roaring Pirates Declare War: A Message to the World Government!

In an unprecedented turn of events, the notorious Roaring Pirates, led by the fearsome duo Portgas D. Archer and Donquixote Rosinante, have officially declared war on the World Government following the release of a fiery letter that resonated across the seas. This bold proclamation, coupled with their recent actions at Sabaody, has sent shockwaves throughout the marine world and beyond, igniting a flame of rebellion that many believed had long been extinguished.

Just days ago, the Roaring Pirates launched a ferocious assault on Sabaody, wreaking havoc upon the Marines and Celestial Dragons. Eyewitnesses report that Portgas and his crew moved with a singular purpose: to kill any Marine or Celestial Dragon they encountered. The streets ran red with the blood of the oppressors as the Roaring Pirates cut down their enemies, leaving behind a scene of utter chaos and destruction. In a bold display of defiance, they freed countless slaves, returning dignity and hope to those who had suffered under the yoke of tyranny.

Among the highlights of the raid was the brutal confrontation with Admiral Kizaru. In a stunning turn of events, the Roaring Pirates managed to maim the once-untouchable Admiral, a move that has left the Marines reeling. This act of violence has fueled rumors that the Roaring Pirates are no longer a mere nuisance but a legitimate threat to the established order.

As news of their rebellion spreads, whispers of an alliance between the Roaring Pirates and the legendary Whitebeard himself have surfaced. Reports indicate that the entire Whitebeard fleet is on the move, and many speculate that they intend to join forces with Portgas and Donquixote. This newfound alliance has sent tremors of fear through the ranks of the Marines and has left many pirate crews emboldened to take up arms against the Marines and World Goverment. Raids on Marine bases and ships have become increasingly common as other crews rise in solidarity with the Roaring Pirates, each seeking to carve their own piece of freedom from the oppressive regime.

With the world now aware that Portgas D. Ace, the beloved son of Portgas D. Archer and Donquixote Rosinante, has been captured by the Marines, the stakes have never been higher. The revelation of his lineage has ignited a fire in the hearts of many, uniting pirates under a common cause. The cries for vengeance are growing louder, and many see this as a pivotal moment in the battle against the World Government.

In response to the escalating chaos, the Marines have summoned all seven Warlords to Marineford. This desperate plea for assistance underscores the severity of the situation as the fear of impending doom looms large over the Marines. With the combined might of the Warlords, the Marines hope to fortify their defenses and prepare for the inevitable clash against the Roaring Pirates.

As the tension builds, the world holds its breath. The clash between the Roaring Pirates and the Marines is not just a battle of strength; it represents a struggle for freedom, justice, and the right to fight back against oppression. The Roaring Pirates have lit the fuse, and as they gather their forces and plot their next moves, one thing is certain: the world will never be the same again.

 

Without a word, Archer jumped into Rosinante’s arms, kissing him for all he was worth. The world around them faded into insignificance, the chaos of their surroundings drowned out by the intensity of their connection. Archer poured every ounce of emotion he felt into that kiss—anger, fear, love, and hope all melding together in a desperate embrace.

 

 

New and improved Gin

Chapter 38: Coming storm

Summary:

Master plan
No, it’s NOT a jumpsuit
Luffy = chaos
Butt jokes
License to Kill
Sneaky fuckers

Notes:

Shits about to go down!

Remember, if you have an idea or suggestion, leave a comment and a kudos!

Sorry in advance if there are any spelling mistakes, English is not my first language (I’m from Denmark)

Chapter Text

As Rosinante stood before the table in the galley, every pair of eyes was fixed on him. They had just finished eating when he got up, his tall frame looming over the dimly lit room. Archer leaned back in his chair, arms crossed, watching Rosinante with a quiet intensity. This was it—the moment they had been preparing for.

Rosi’s voice cut through the silence as he began explaining the plan in precise detail. “Giles, Raya, you two will swim to the east side of Marineford,” he started, his voice calm but firm, “and place bombs along the walls. Make sure to hit the structural weak points.” Giles nodded with a grin, while Raya gave a sly smirk, clearly eager for the destruction to come.

“Timble, Nugget,” Rosi continued, turning to the dwarf and his feathered companion. “You’ll be doing the same on the western side of the walls. Once your charges are set, get back to the Silence. We don’t need anyone getting caught.”

Timble’s face lit up, and Nugget gave a caw of approval. It was clear they were ready for whatever chaos would follow.

Rosinante took a breath, glancing at Archer for a moment before laying out the rest of the plan. “When the explosives are in place, I’ll reverse the soundfield,” he said, a hint of something dangerous flickering in his eyes. “Once the walls blow, the sound will amplify—tenfold. It’ll shake Marineford down to its foundation.”

Everyone in the room nodded, the gravity of the plan settling in. Archer's mind was already racing, anticipating what was to come. But he knew Rosinante had more to say, and he waited.

“And then,” Rosi continued, his voice dropping slightly, “Archer, Gin—you two will be thrown over to the main building. You’re to take out everyone inside.” He paused for a second, locking eyes with Archer. “Everyone except the innocent—civilians, cleaning staff, anyone who has no hand in this war. Spare them.”

Archer nodded. His golden eyes narrowed with focus, already imagining the bloodbath that awaited. Gin gave a stiff nod, his face grim but resolved. They both knew their roles well.

“After that, you’ll plant more explosives inside the main building,” Rosi said, “then sneak back to the east side. We’ll meet up, detonate the charges, and blow the place sky-high.”

The room fell silent again as Rosinante finished. The weight of the mission hung heavily in the air, but no one flinched.

Rosinante continued, his voice steady as he laid out the final piece of the plan. "When the explosions die down," he said, his gaze shifting to Archer, "you’ll transform into your bear form and give a roar like never before."

Archer nodded, his expression cold. He knew what that roar would mean—not just an announcement of their presence, but a message to everyone on that battlefield. It would be a roar that would shake the very soul of Marineford.

Rosi added, "The explosion and the roar will buy us time. Enough time for Whitebeard to arrive with his commanders. He’ll hold almost all of their attention." His voice was calm, but his words carried weight. "That’s when we move. While everyone’s focused on Whitebeard, we’ll approach from the rear, striking when he gives the signal."

The crew nodded in unison, the tension rising in the room. The coordination between the Roaring Pirates and Whitebeard’s fleet would have to be perfect—one misstep, and everything could fall apart. But there was no fear in anyone’s eyes. Only focus.

"For the part of freeing Ace," Rosinante continued, "Law’s in charge. When the fight begins, Timble and Raya will join his team. Your mission is to get Ace out of there. Nothing else matters." His voice held a rare intensity, the importance of the task echoing in his words.

Raya and Timble both nodded, their expressions serious. They knew what was at stake—Ace wasn’t just another mission. He was their captain’s son, and no one was going to let him die at the hands of the Marines.

Archer stood up, stepping next to Rosinante. His golden eyes scanned the crew, and his voice was sharp as he addressed them. "While Raya, Timble, and Nugget join Law's team to free Ace, it’s up to the rest of us—me, Rosi, Giles, and Gin—to handle the Warlords."

He began pacing, laying out the targets one by one. "Boa Hancock, Gecko Moria, Mihawk, Jinbei, Kuma... and, of course, Doflamingo." His voice hardened as he said the last name, eyes flicking toward Rosinante. "We need to take them out—quickly and brutally. But we’ve got to be extremely careful with Mihawk and Kuma. Avoid them if possible, unless there’s no other choice."

Rosi’s voice, normally calm, dropped to a dangerously cold tone. "Doflamingo is mine," he stated, leaving no room for argument. His expression darkened, making it clear that he had no intention of letting his brother walk away from Marineford alive.

The room was thick with tension until Giles unexpectedly broke the silence. His voice was steady, but there was an unmistakable weight to his words. "Jinbei… he’s my older brother. I’m sure he’s not there voluntarily, so we can cross him off the list."

A stunned silence followed Giles' revelation. Archer's eyes widened, and he glanced at Rosinante, whose expression reflected the same shock. They all just nodded, absorbing the unexpected twist.

Gin, stepping forward with fire in his eyes and said, "I’ll take on Gecko Moria." There was a subtle fire in Gin’s eyes, a man with something to prove.

Archer nodded, looking around at his crew. His eyes landed on Rosinante before he added with a grim smirk, "Well then, that leaves Lady Hancock to me."

The room settled into a collective understanding. Each one knew their role, knew the enemies they would face. The Warlords were powerful—legendary even—but the Roaring Pirates were coming for blood, and they wouldn’t stop until every one of their enemies was taken down.

Timble’s voice broke the tense silence. "What about the Admirals?"

Archer sighed, knowing the weight of what he had to explain. His brow furrowed as he leaned against the table, addressing the crew. "The three Admirals will definitely be there. Kizaru—whom we've already tangled with, Aokiji, and Akainu. Out of the three, Akainu is by far the most dangerous. He’s not just powerful, he's ruthless, with a devil fruit that grants him control over magma. He won’t hesitate to kill anyone in his way, no matter the cost."

The room tensed as Archer continued, explaining the abilities of each Admiral. "Aokiji controls ice, and while he’s cold in both power and demeanor, he's not as bloodthirsty as Akainu. But still, don't underestimate him. Kizaru—well, you’ve all seen him. He moves at the speed of light, and though he acts like nothing bothers him, that makes him unpredictable. All three are lethal."

He let the information sink in before adding, "If any of you get the chance to take one of them down, don’t hesitate—kill them. But if you can’t, avoid them. Engage only when necessary."

Rosinante, who had been listening quietly, suddenly spoke up, his voice filled with grim determination. "Sengoku will also be there. He may not be an Admiral anymore, but don’t be fooled—he’s just as dangerous, if not more so. He’s been in command for years and knows every trick in the book." Rosinante’s eyes scanned the crew, his tone hardening. "Be very careful around him. But if it comes down to it—if you’ve got him in your sights—kill him."

 

Raya leaned back in her chair, crossing her arms as she asked, "Do we know how and when Luffy’s going to arrive at Marineford? And what exactly is his role in all of this?"

At her question, both Archer and Rosinante exchanged knowing smiles. They couldn’t help it—thinking about Luffy always managed to bring a bit of a smile to their otherwise hard expressions, especially with the battle looming ahead.

Archer chuckled, his voice laced with a mixture of fondness and exasperation. "Luffy’s role?" He glanced over at Rosi, who was also trying not to grin. "His role is to be himself. To do what he does best—create as much chaos as his rubber body can make."

Rosinante nodded, adding with a smirk, "And trust me, that’s a lot. Luffy’s our joker, our wildcard in all of this. He’ll charge in with no plan, but somehow—through sheer will and luck—he’ll make a mess of things and distract half the Marines while we focus on the important stuff."

The crew began to grin, fully understanding the nature of Luffy’s unpredictability. The Straw Hat Pirate had a knack for turning situations on their head, and that was exactly what they needed.

Raya, laughing lightly, stood up and stretched. "A wildcard, huh? Well, I guess if anyone’s gonna bring down half the Marineford in one go, it’s Luffy."

"Exactly," Archer replied with a grin of his own. "He’s gonna turn that place upside down, and while everyone’s too busy trying to figure out what the hell’s going on, we’ll be handling the real business."

With that, Raya nodded and headed off toward her cabin, when she returned, her arms were piled high with clothes, a grin spread across her face. She walked around the table, handing a carefully wrapped bundle to each crewmember, her smile growing as she did so. "I've been working on these since before Sabaody," she announced, "and they’re special—tailored to match each of your personalities and fighting styles."

Archer was the first to unfold his bundle, revealing a sleek, all-black outfit. A fitted black shirt and pants, perfectly cut, with the roaring bearhead—their crew’s symbol—emblazoned on the left side of the chest. He grinned wide. "This is awesome, Raya!"

Rosinante, curious, eyed his own bundle before looking up at her. "How did you even get everyone’s measurements?" he asked, a hint of suspicion in his voice.

Raya grinned mischievously, her eyes glinting with amusement. "I measured all of you while you slept. And nice ass, by the way!" she added, winking at Rosinante.

Rosinante’s face turned a bright shade of red as he sputtered, clearly caught off guard. "I—uh—what?" He stammered, completely flustered.

Archer, unable to hold it in any longer, burst out laughing, doubling over with tears in his eyes. Giles and Timble quickly followed, their laughter filling the room as Rosinante’s embarrassment deepened.

Gin, standing to the side, looked on with wide eyes. Turning to Giles, he whispered hesitantly, "Do the captains really let the crew talk to them like that?"

Giles clapped Gin on the shoulder, still chuckling. "Archer and Rosinante are the best captains I’ve ever had. And yeah, we’re all equals on this ship. No one’s above anyone here."

At that, Gin relaxed, a smile tugging at his lips as he held his own bundle of clothes.

As the crew’s laughter began to settle, the Den Den Mushi rang, its familiar tone cutting through the air. Rosinante, who was closest, reached for it and picked it up.

"Yeah, we’re ready," Rosinante said into the receiver, his voice calm yet firm. He listened for a moment, nodding as he absorbed the details. "Understood. The Heart Pirates will stay submerged until Whitebeard arrives. Got it." He then hung up, turning toward Archer and the rest of the crew, his face more serious now.

"It was Vista," Rosinante informed them. "He says the blockade is nearly complete, and the Moby Dick will go underwater tonight. Tomorrow morning, the battle begins."

The air in the galley shifted, tension creeping in as the reality of their situation hit. This was it—the beginning of the war. All eyes were on Archer as he turned to Giles.

"How far away are we?" Archer asked, his voice steady but edged with the weight of the impending battle.

Giles, always quick to respond, didn't hesitate. "Two hours from the eastern side of Marineford."

Archer nodded, processing the information. He turned back to the crew, his expression resolute. "Alright, everyone, get yourselves ready. When you’re done, help Raya with the explosives. We don’t have time to waste."

Without another word, the crew dispersed, their footsteps echoing through the ship as they moved to prepare for what was undoubtedly the most dangerous mission they had ever undertaken. Raya was already on her feet, heading towards the storage room where the bombs and gear were stored. Archer, watching his crew, felt a surge of pride—this was the family they had built, the team they would trust with their lives.

Rosinante, still standing near the Den Den Mushi, caught Archer’s eye. No words were needed between them. The stakes were clear. Tomorrow, everything would change.

 

In the darkness of the night, Rosinante set his plan into motion. Archer stood beside him, tension crackling in the air as Timble and Nugget took off into the starry sky, their small forms quickly disappearing from sight as they headed toward their designated targets. Simultaneously, Giles and Raya, with Raya balanced on Giles’s back, slipped beneath the waves, their silhouettes blending into the shadows of the ocean.

Now came the waiting game. Archer’s heart raced, the weight of the mission heavy in his chest. He reached for Rosinante's hand, needing the warmth and comfort of his partner’s presence to ground him.

Turning towards Rosinante, Archer whispered, “Be careful. Watch out for your brother. Don’t take any chances.” His eyes were earnest, a silent plea for Rosinante's safety that he hoped conveyed everything he felt.

Rosinante leaned down, brushing his lips against Archer’s in a soft, reassuring kiss. “I promise I’ll be careful,” he replied, his voice low but steady. “Just promise me the same.”

Archer nodded, feeling a mix of gratitude and fear as their moment lingered, grounding him further. Just as they pulled away, Timble and Nugget returned, their expressions alert as they prepared for the next phase. The quiet night around them seemed to pulse with anticipation, the calm before the storm that was about to unfold.

Archer turned to Gin, his voice steady as he asked, “Are you ready to do our part?” Gin nodded, the excitement and nervousness palpable in his eyes. With a swift motion, Rosinante picked up Archer and pressed a quick kiss to his lips before tossing him over the walls. Archer felt a rush of adrenaline as he soared through the air, landing with a thud on the ground below. Grateful for the dark clothing Raya had made for them, he quickly adjusted to his surroundings, becoming one with the night.

Gin landed beside him, eyes wide with awe. Archer smirked at him, whispering, “For your first time being thrown, you did awesome.” A grin broke across Gin’s face, and they exchanged a moment of camaraderie before moving forward.

They sneaked into the main building, quiet and quick. With lethal efficiency, they dispatched every Marine they encountered, whether they were awake or asleep. Archer had no time for hesitation; each strike was swift, ensuring no one would raise the alarm.

As they moved through the building, they woke the cleaning staff, urging them to escape and not to tell anyone about what was happening. The realization that it was the Roaring Pirates brought smiles to their faces, and they hurried out through the service door, gratitude mixed with excitement.

“Let’s make some noise,” Archer said with a grin, and he began placing explosives around the building. Gin disappeared into an office, returning moments later with a stack of papers tucked under his arm. Archer raised an eyebrow, curious.

“What’s that?” he asked.

“It’s plans, letters, and secret information from the admirals,” Gin replied, his excitement infectious.

Archer’s smirk widened. “You’re brilliant!” They quickly finished setting the explosives and made their way toward the east side, rejoining the rest of the crew.

Now, it was only a matter of time and waiting. When the sun would be raising the horizon, Raya would  set the explosives off, and Archer’s anticipation surged. The dawn would bring chaos, and they would be at the heart of it.

 

 

Chapter 39: A brother down

Summary:

Sengoku is an ass
Whitebead is awesome
Rosi VS: Doffy

Notes:

Part 1 of Marineford
Leave a kudos and a comment if you like

Chapter Text

Any minute now… Archer’s gaze was fixed on the sky, his fists clenched so tightly his knuckles turned white. The anticipation crackled in the air like static before a storm. In any moment, they’d drag Ace out, chained, toward the execution stand. Those bastards wanted a spectacle, to make a mockery out of his son.

“No way in hell,” Archer growled under his breath. His golden eyes burned with fury. They were going to die—every single one of them. Slowly. Painfully.

He stood beside Rosinante, who was crouched and ready to reverse his sound barrier at the exact right moment. Gin was beside him, face pale but ready, clutching his tonfa weapons tightly. The rest of the crew was spread out, explosives set and waiting. It was all about timing now.

A roar rose from the crowd as the gates to the execution platform creaked open. The sound of chains echoed across Marineford as Ace was led out, shackled and beaten, his head down.

Archer’s heart dropped into his stomach. Ace. His boy.

For a split second, he felt a wave of fear grip him, but it was quickly overtaken by a burning rage. He glanced at Rosinante, who gave him a quick nod, and then back to Ace. The moment was almost here.

Archer’s heart lurched as Sengoku, the Fleet Admiral himself, walked up the steps to stand beside Ace. His towering figure was as commanding as ever, but this was the man who had once saved Rosinante’s life when he was just a child. Now, here he was, preparing to oversee the execution of their son. The twisted irony of it all boiled Archer's blood.

Sengoku raised his hand to silence the crowd, his voice thundering across the battlefield. “Ace, son of Gol D. Roger. The world’s greatest criminal. A man destined to be the king of the pirates.”

The crowd gasped, and Archer's grip on his blades tightened. He could feel Rosinante beside him tense up as Sengoku continued. “Whitebeard planned for Ace to succeed him, to inherit his throne and become the next Pirate King!”

Ace, battered and bruised but far from defeated, suddenly roared in defiance. "You’re wrong! My parents are Portgas D. Archer and Donquixote Rosinante! You don’t know a damn thing about me!" His voice rang through the plaza, a sharp rebuttal that cut through the lies.

The plaza fell silent, and for a moment, even Sengoku seemed thrown off by the unexpected declaration. He paused mid-speech, his eyes narrowing as he looked down at Ace.

Archer’s heart swelled with pride.

Sengoku’s lips curled into a grim smile. "It doesn’t matter" he said coldly, his voice now filled with cruel finality. “You could claim anyone as your parents, but it won’t change the truth. Your bloodline is Roger’s, and it ends today.”

Archer’s vision tunneled, his rage erupting into a fury that made his entire body tremble. Roger’s bloodline? Ace isn’t defined by that bastard! He’s ours, dammit!

Beside him, Rosinante’s face was pale, his jaw clenched tight. His eyes darted between Sengoku and Ace, the weight of the moment crashing down on him like a wave. The man who had saved him was about to destroy their son.

Rosinante suddenly rose to his full height, casting his reverse sound field in every direction, his voice booming louder than Archer had ever heard. It was a primal, furious yell, filled with a rage that sent chills down Archer’s spine. This wasn’t the calm, gentle man he knew—this was something far more terrifying.

"SENGOKU!" Rosinante's voice echoed through the air, angrier than Archer had ever seen or heard before. His eyes blazed with fury, and every syllable dripped with venom. "There’s a special place in hell for you, and if I’m lucky enough, I’ll be the one to send you there!"

Archer froze, momentarily stunned by the sheer force of his lover’s voice. He’d never seen Rosinante like this, not even in his darkest moments. This was something deeply personal, a rage that had been simmering for years, now fully unleashed.

Rosinante’s finger jabbed toward the execution stand, his voice rising even higher. "Ace has NEVER been Roger’s son! He’s ours—mine and Archer’s! His name is Portgas D. Ace, and you better remember it, Sengoku, because it’s the last thing you’ll ever hear!"

The entire plaza seemed to still for a brief moment as Rosinante’s words hung in the air. Sengoku, who had been preparing to deliver his final blow, stopped cold. His gaze swept across the plaza, searching for the source of the voice that had challenged him so directly. His brow furrowed in frustration as he failed to pinpoint exactly where Rosinante was hiding.

Then, with a snarl, Sengoku shouted, "The biggest mistake I ever made was saving you, Rosinante! You’re a traitor, just like your brother!"

Archer’s grip on his sword tightened. That bastard. Rosinante, undeterred, let out a harsh, bitter laugh, one that carried over the battlefield like the crack of thunder.

"You think I’m a traitor?" Rosinante spat, his voice cold and cutting. "I’m a fucking Donquixote! If I have to take a page out of my twisted brother’s book, then so be it! But don’t forget, Sengoku—I was never one of your pawns. I don’t take orders from you, not anymore."

Archer stood rooted to the spot, completely gobsmacked by Rosinante’s transformation. His heart swelled with pride and admiration, even as he felt the icy tendrils of fear grip his gut. Rosi was putting himself out there—all out there—and Archer knew what kind of danger that brought. But he couldn’t deny how fiercely beautiful Rosinante was in that moment.

Rosinante turned, locking eyes with Archer. There was no hesitation, no fear—only the purest determination Archer had ever seen. He gave Archer a sharp nod, then turned toward Raya.

"Blow the walls," Rosinante ordered, his voice steady and lethal.

Raya, who had been waiting for the signal, grinned wickedly and pulled the detonator from her bag. With one sharp press of her finger, the entire plaza shook violently as explosions rocked the foundation of Marineford. The walls surrounding the plaza crumbled into dust, and the carefully laid explosives ignited in a series of brilliant, fiery blasts.

As the dust settled and the echo of the explosions faded, the plaza was eerily still for a heartbeat. Then, suddenly, the waters around Marineford began to churn. The panic amongst the Marines grew louder, their once rigid formations breaking as fear took hold. They hadn’t been prepared for what came next.

The water shifted, rising in colossal waves, and from the depths emerged the Moby Dick, Whitebeard’s massive flagship. It rose from the ocean like a leviathan, shaking off the water as the sunlight gleamed off its deck. And there, standing tall and imposing at the bow, was Whitebeard himself, the man known as the world’s strongest, surrounded by his 14 commanders, each more terrifying than the last.

Archer, crouching beside Rosinante, couldn’t help but smirk. They looked terrifying. The sight of Whitebeard’s forces, rising like gods from the sea, was enough to strike fear into even the bravest of men. Archer had to admit, as much as he hated the situation, there was something undeniably awe-inspiring about it.

Whitebeard’s voice boomed across the plaza like the crash of thunder. "SENGOKU!" he roared, his voice carrying over the chaos, silencing everything else. "Why would you kill my grandson? Did you ever consider the ramifications of such a foolish act?"

Sengoku’s eyes narrowed, his gaze locking onto Whitebeard. "Grandson?" he barked, incredulous. "What are you talking about, Whitebeard?"

Whitebeard grinned, a dangerous glint in his eye as he continued. "Not only would Ace's fathers burn this world to the ground for him," Whitebeard’s voice deepened, dripping with menace, "but what about his brothers? You think the world would survive the wrath of both?"

The statement caused a ripple of confusion to spread among the Marines. Sengoku’s brow furrowed in frustration, and he shouted, "What brothers? Ace has no brothers!"

Whitebeard laughed, a deep, booming laugh that seemed to shake the very ground beneath their feet. "You’re a fool, Sengoku, if you believe that." His gaze grew darker, more serious. "Ace has two brothers, and they are none other than Trafalgar Water D. Law and Monkey D. Luffy!"

A stunned silence followed his declaration. Even Archer, who knew the truth, felt the weight of it hit harder as Whitebeard revealed Ace’s brothers to the world. The Marines were visibly shaken by the news, their fear now turning into full-blown panic.

"And all three," Whitebeard added, his voice low but clear, "were raised by Portgas D. Archer and Donquixote Rosinante."

Sengoku’s face contorted in disbelief, his fists clenching at his sides. "Lies!" he shouted, though his voice wavered. "This is nothing but lies! I raised Rosinante myself—he was loyal to the Marines!"

But the truth hung in the air, undeniable and dangerous. Archer stood tall, his eyes locking with Rosinante’s for a brief moment. This was it. Whitebeard had given them the opening they needed, the perfect chaos.

Whitebeard snarled, his booming voice dripping with fury as he glared at Sengoku. "A true father would do anything for their children," he spat, his eyes burning with righteous anger. "And if you had understood that, Sengoku, maybe we wouldn’t be here right now."

Sengoku's jaw tightened, his composure faltering under the weight of Whitebeard's words. But before he could respond, Archer, standing by Rosinante, made a subtle gesture to Raya. It was time. She nodded back at him and stepped forward, her expression serious as she raised her arms.

With a grin, she unleashed the full force of her Nioi Nioi no Mi powers. A pungent, intoxicating smell filled the air, rolling across the battlefield like an invisible wave. The Marines, caught off guard, began to stumble and sway as the overpowering scent overwhelmed their senses. Some clutched their heads, others wavered on their feet, completely disoriented.

At the same time, Whitebeard slammed his bisento into the ground, and with a guttural roar, let his own Gura Gura no Mi powers loose. The ground trembled violently beneath their feet, and the walls of Marineford began to crack and split as the full force of the earthquake rippled outwards. A towering wave, massive and terrifying, rose from the sea behind Whitebeard’s ship, casting a shadow over the entire battlefield.

Marineford shook to its foundations, the ground splitting apart as Whitebeard’s raw power clashed with the chaos that Raya had unleashed. The combination of the disorienting stench and the unstoppable force of the sea sent the Marines into utter disarray.

Archer watched as panic spread through the ranks of the Marines, his lips curling into a satisfied smirk. "Raya, you’ve outdone yourself," he whispered, impressed by the carnage unfolding before him.

Rosinante, crouched beside him, kept his eyes on the chaos ahead. "Whitebeard’s power is terrifying," he muttered, but there was a tinge of awe in his voice.

Archer chuckled darkly. "Terrifying, but exactly what we need."

Amidst the panic, Marines scrambled to regain control, shouting orders that were drowned out by the cacophony of destruction. Their formations were shattered, soldiers stumbling in confusion, some collapsing from Raya’s power while others struggled to hold their footing as the ground trembled beneath them.

Whitebeard, standing tall at the front of his forces, glared down at the broken battlefield. "You made a grave mistake coming after my grandson," he growled, his voice carrying across the chaos like thunder. "And now, you’ll pay the price."

Archer grinned as he exchanged a glance with Gin, who was already preparing for their next move. "Time to raise some hell."

Then, out of fucking nowhere, without so much as a warning, a ship plummeted from the sky. Archer’s eyes widened, glaring up at the sky, trying to comprehend what the hell was happening.

“What the hell—?" Archer muttered, squinting through the smoke and debris. Then, he saw it. Of course, it was Luffy. Who else would crash-land into a battlefield from the damn sky? Archer’s jaw clenched, and he let out an exasperated sigh.

Looking at Rosinante, who was watching the spectacle unfold with wide eyes, Archer muttered, "That little brat. A ship from the sky? Really? I swear, when I get my hands on him—"

But then Archer’s gaze drifted to the group that had accompanied Luffy. "Wait... Is that Crocodile?" His voice took on a new tone, a mixture of disbelief and rage. "Wasn’t he supposed to be locked up in Impel Down?!"

It hit Archer like a punch to the gut. His youngest had broken into the most secure prison in the world—Impel Down—and somehow orchestrated a massive riot. Not only that, but he’d broken out some of the most dangerous prisoners in existence. Archer ran a hand through his hair, feeling a vein pulsing on his forehead. "Oh, when I get my hands on that brat..." he muttered under his breath.

Giles pointed at one of the newcomers. "That’s my brother, Jinbei!" he said, astonished. Archer gave a nod of acknowledgment, but his mind was still racing.

Rosinante, standing next to him, was just as flabbergasted. "Did... did he break out Impel Down’s prisoners?!" he asked, his voice filled with disbelief. Archer nodded grimly.

Raya, watching the growing vein on Archer’s forehead with a smirk, chimed in. "You’re the one who called Luffy your wildcard. Seems like he’s living up to it."

Archer could only shake his head, lost for words as he watched Luffy’s chaotic arrival. He’d expected chaos, sure. But this? This was on a whole different level. Luffy had managed to take the battlefield by storm in true D. family fashion—by breaking every rule imaginable and turning the tide in the most ridiculous way possible.

"Wildcard, huh?" Archer muttered, staring at the sky as the dust settled. "Little shit."

Without a single shy bone in his entire rubber body, Luffy marched straight up to Whitebeard—the most feared pirate alive—like it was the most natural thing in the world. Archer’s eyes widened, watching in disbelief as his youngest brat proudly proclaimed, "I'm gonna save Ace, and one day, I'll be King of the Pirates!"

Archer groaned, his hand instinctively flying to his face in a full-on facepalm. "Oh, for the love of... That little fucker," he muttered under his breath, shaking his head. Of all the times for Luffy to puff out his chest and drop the most ridiculous declaration known to man, it had to be in front of Whitebeard, the living legend.

Beside him, Rosinante chuckled softly, though even he looked somewhat tense. "Well... he never does things halfway, does he?" Archer shot him a look, barely holding back a retort.

Whitebeard, towering like a mountain, looked down at Luffy with a raised brow, his massive bisento resting on the ground. There was a moment of silence, the entire battlefield almost holding its breath. Marines and pirates alike seemed frozen, waiting for Whitebeard’s response.

"You're gonna save Ace?" Whitebeard’s deep voice rumbled like a brewing storm. He grinned, baring his teeth. "And become King of the Pirates?" His laughter boomed across the plaza, as though he found Luffy's proclamation both amusing and... possible.

Archer, still rubbing his face, muttered, "Of course, he laughs. Only Luffy could make Whitebeard laugh in the middle of a damn war."

"Better get used to it," Rosinante murmured beside him. "That kid's not stopping until he's on the throne."

"Yeah, if we all survive this..." Archer huffed, still amazed at his son’s reckless bravado.

Then the admirals made their grand entrance, the tension in the air thickened like fog. With them came the Warlords: Hancock, Moria, Archer's insane brother-in-law Doflamingo, and the legendary Mihawk. Sengoku, towering and imposing, wasted no time. "Attack!" he barked, and chaos erupted.

Archer glanced at Rosinante, who nodded at Raya, Timble, and Nugget, signaling them to find Law near the Moby Dick. Then he turned to Giles and Gin, his eyes serious. "Be ready"

With a deep breath, Archer shifted into his bear form, a powerful creature embodying raw strength and ferocity. He let out a roar so mighty it echoed across the battlefield, drowning out the chaos for just a moment. It was a sound that told everyone—friend and foe alike—that the Roaring Pirates had arrived.

The commanders of Whitebeard, hearing Archers roar, charged in tandem, and Archer followed suit. As they raced toward the Warlords, adrenaline surged through him. Mid-air, he shifted back to human form, landing with a thud before Hancock, his blades drawn and glinting in the morning light. A wicked grin spread across his face.

"Ready for a dance, Hancock?" he taunted, his voice laced with excitement and challenge.

But before Archer could make his move against Hancock, Luffy came barreling toward him, his voice echoing through the din of battle. "Dad!" He launched himself into Archer's arms, catching him off guard.

Caught between surprise and irritation, Archer hugged him back instinctively, feeling the familiar warmth of his son. But just as quickly, he whacked Luffy on the head. "What the hell was that entrance about? A ship from the sky? Really?"

Luffy, undeterred, simply picked his nose and grinned. "It was cool, right?"

Archer could only shake his head in disbelief. Then Hancock, observing the exchange with a raised eyebrow, smirked. "Is it true that you are Luffy's father?"

"Yeah," Luffy replied cheerfully, not even bothering to hide his pride. "And Dad, Hancock helped me break into Impel Down!"

Archer's jaw dropped, caught between a mix of admiration and exasperation. "You did what?!" He quickly regained his composure and turned to Hancock. "Thank you for that, I guess... but seriously, Luffy, go help your oldest brother free Ace!"

Luffy nodded eagerly, his eyes shining with determination. "Okay! I’ll save him!" Without another word, he took off, sprinting into the chaos with a purpose. Hancock looked after Luffy, blushing.

Archer shook his head, pushing thoughts of Hancock’s blush aside. “I won’t fight you,” he said, his tone firm. “You helped my son, and I can respect that.”

Hancock’s cheeks flushed even deeper, and for a moment, Archer wondered if she had a crush on Luffy. Really? That was a whole new level of messed up.

But he forced his focus back to the battle at hand. No time for distractions. He turned to where Gin was locked in combat with Moria, the creepy warlord whose shadowy powers were a pain in the ass. Archer dashed toward them, adrenaline pumping through his veins.

“Gin!” Archer shouted, eyes narrowed as he approached. “Let’s take this freak down together!”

Gin glanced over, a grin on his face, and nodded. “Right behind you!”

With a fierce battle cry, Archer joined Gin, the two of them synchronizing their movements. Moria swung his oversized sword, shadows flickering around him like a living cloak. But Archer was quicker, ducking under the swing and slashing with his blades, forcing Moria to stumble back.

“Watch out!” Gin yelled, darting to the side to avoid a shadowy tendril that lunged for him. He countered with a swift kick to Moria’s midsection, sending the warlord reeling.

“Don’t let up!” Archer called, pushing forward with relentless strikes. They pressed Moria hard, moving in tandem, their attacks a blur of precision and ferocity. Moria grunted, his face twisting in frustration as he tried to regain control.

With each hit, Archer could feel Moria’s resolve crumbling. “You think you can intimidate us with your shadow tricks?” Archer sneered, slashing across Moria’s chest.

Moria let out a furious growl, shadows swirling around him as he summoned more of his power. But it was too late. Archer and Gin were relentless, striking with coordinated force until, with one final combined attack, they sent Moria crashing to the ground, defeated.

Gasping, Moria glared up at them, rage and disbelief etched on his face. “This isn’t over!”

“Oh, but it is,” Archer said coolly, gesturing to Gin, who jammed a small sea stone spear into Morias stomach.

Archer’s attention was then abruptly pulled to a ferocious clash between Rosinante and his brother, Doflamingo. The intensity of their battle was palpable, with sparks flying as blades met in a deadly dance. The simmering hatred between the two brothers was like an electric charge, making the air thick with tension.

Archer's heart raced as he watched Doflamingo, his twisted smirk more pronounced as he taunted Rosinante. “You could have been great, brother!” he sneered, his voice dripping with contempt. “But instead, you chose to waste your potential on that brat Law, and fucking that beast!” He pointed a finger at Archer, a mocking glint in his eyes. “Raising brats that no one wanted! How pathetic!”

The words hit Archer like a punch to the gut, igniting an inferno of anger within him. How dare he speak about our family like that? He clenched his fists, ready to charge in, but he knew this fight was Rosinante's to finish.

“Shut your mouth, Doffy!” Rosinante growled, his expression fierce as he blocked his brother’s oncoming strike. “You know nothing about what it means to love or to protect! You’ve turned your back on everything that matters!”

Doflamingo laughed, a cruel, mocking sound that echoed across the battlefield. “Oh, but I do know, brother. I know how it feels to watch you squander your life! If only I’d been there to see your golden toy brought to his knees! How I would have loved to be the one to almost take your precious Archers hand!”

Rosinante’s eyes blazed with fury, each word from Doflamingo stoking the flames of their conflict. “You’ll never touch him!”

The two brothers surged forward, exchanging blows with a ferocity that sent shockwaves through the ground. Each strike, each block, was laced with years of anger and betrayal.

Doflamingo, ever the provocateur, continued his taunts. “You think you’re a hero now? You’re just a pathetic failure, hiding behind your little lover!”

Rosinante summoned every ounce of strength he had left, channeling his Devil Fruit powers into a devastating wave of sound. The air vibrated around him, a powerful force that surged toward Doflamingo, catching his brother off guard and sending him staggering back.

With a fierce battle cry, Rosinante closed the distance, his hammer swinging with incredible speed. The impact was thunderous as the hammer connected with Doflamingo’s chest, sending the twisted brother crashing to the ground. Dust and debris exploded around them.

Panting heavily, Rosinante took a moment to regain his breath, his eyes flickering toward Archer. He nodded, a silent communication that passed between them like a charged current. Together, Archer thought, feeling a surge of adrenaline.

Archer sprinted toward Rosinante, his voice sharp and urgent. "Rosi! We have to get Ace now!" The battlefield around them was utter chaos—explosions, screams, and the clash of steel rang out in every direction. As they ran, Archer’s eyes caught a horrifying sight in the distance: Whitebeard, the towering legend himself, had been pierced through the chest by Akainu’s molten fist. Blood spilled from the wound, but even in his agony, Whitebeard remained standing like an unmovable mountain.

"Shit!" Archer cursed, but there was no time to process the scene further.

They both turned their attention to the execution stand, where Ace was still bound, moments away from getting killed. As they charged forward, desperate to reach him, Archer spotted Luffy, Law, and Raya fighting tooth and nail to push through the Marines blocking their path. But they were facing down the three Admirals, Aokiji, Kizaru, and now Akainu himself, who had just arrived after wounding Whitebeard.

As Archer and Rosinante arrived, both panting, they stood protectively in front of Law and Luffy. "Well, well," Akainu sneered, his voice dripping with venom. "Now we can kill the whole family in one go." His gaze swept across them all—Luffy, Law, Archer, and Rosinante—as if already calculating how to wipe them out.

Archer grinned wickedly, baring his teeth as he spat at the ground in front of the admirals. The sound of his spit sizzling against the molten earth seemed to mock them, and the fire in his eyes only burned brighter. "You fucking Marines always talk about justice," Archer snarled, his voice low and dangerous, "but the only thing you’ll find here today is your own graves."

 

 

Chapter 40: Clash of the titans

Summary:

Law gives zero shit
But screams because of Luffy
Raya Vs. Kizaru
Archer Vs. Akainu
Rosi, Timble and Nugget Vs. Sengoku

Notes:

Nugget and Timble are the real MPVs of marine ford. Really.

Remember to leave a comment and a kudos if you like!

Chapter Text

Archer grinned wickedly, his golden eyes locked on Kizaru, who stood with that same irritatingly lazy expression, as if the entire battlefield was beneath him. Archer’s voice was low, dripping with menace. "Should I take your ears this time, Kizaru? Now that you’ve already lost your nose?"

Kizaru’s smile barely flickered as he opened his mouth to respond, but before he could utter a word, Luffy came barreling toward them with all the subtlety of a cannonball, wielding a massive wooden plank.

"Oi, Luffy!" Archer barked in surprise, but it was too late. Aokiji moved like ice-cold lightning, shattering the plank into splinters with a flick of his wrist. In the same motion, the admiral struck Luffy with such force that the boy was sent flying backward, crashing into the ground with a pained grunt.

"Luffy!" Rosinante’s voice broke through the chaos, his hand tightening around his hammer. He and Archer both moved in tandem, ready to tear into Aokiji with everything they had, but Law stepped forward, calm as ever in the middle of the maelstrom.

"ROOM," Law said, raising his hand with that infuriatingly casual gesture, fingers spread. Archer could swear the brat was flipping Aokiji off. The air shifted in an instant. Aokiji, who had been poised to unleash another devastating ice attack, vanished from his spot.

The next moment, the ice admiral reappeared twenty meters above the ground, slamming back down with a sickening thud. The earth trembled beneath the force of the impact, and Archer couldn’t help but snicker. "Nice aim, Law."

Law, of course, gave no reaction, his attention already elsewhere.

Kizaru, though, wasn’t one to be left out. The man’s form blurred with light-speed motion, his body flashing towards Archer, aiming a searing beam of light directly for his chest. But Archer, with his heightened reflexes and years of experience, twisted at the last second, avoiding the blast by a hair’s breadth. The ground behind him exploded into dust and debris.

Without missing a beat, Archer lunged at Kizaru, shifting back to his hybrid form mid-motion. His massive paw swiped through the air, aiming for Kizaru’s throat, but the admiral darted away with that irritatingly relaxed demeanor, moving like light itself. Archer’s claws slashed through empty space, but he wasn’t deterred. "You always were a slippery bastard," he growled.

Archer barely had time to register what was happening when Raya, like a blur of madness, leaped onto Kizaru’s back, sinking her teeth into his neck. The admiral let out a scream—an actual scream, which was both shocking and bizarre, coming from the normally aloof Kizaru. Archer blinked, momentarily stunned by the sight of Raya, her teeth locked in like some rabid animal. The crazed grin on her face and the blood dripping down from her lips only made it more surreal.

"Is she biting him?" Archer muttered in disbelief, watching as Kizaru flailed, trying to shake her off.

With a desperate effort, Kizaru managed to throw her off, sending her crashing into the ground with a brutal thud. Archer winced, expecting Raya to stay down, but to his amazement, she scrambled to her feet, still grinning like a maniac. Kizaru, clutching his neck, glared at her, but before he could make a move, Raya hurled a knife, the blade whistling through the air and sinking deep into his thigh.

Kizaru stumbled, falling to his knees with a snarl of pain. He reached down to yank the knife out, but before he could, Giles appeared out of nowhere, swinging a massive fist and cracking it against the side of Kizaru’s head with a resounding thwack. The light admiral toppled sideways, dazed and disoriented, his usual cocky demeanor utterly shattered.

"Two down," Archer muttered with a savage grin. This was turning into a bloodbath, just the way he liked it.

Turning toward Law and Luffy, Archer barked, "Get Ace down from that executioner stand. Now!"

Luffy nodded, stretching his arm like a slingshot toward the top of the platform, grabbing Law with his other hand. The two of them shot through the air like cannonballs, Luffy’s usual carefree grin plastered on his face as they soared upward. Law, however, looked less than amused, his expression one of massive panic as they flew higher, screaming his lungs out.

Then, something warm came closer to him. Archer’s heart pounded as Akainu’s molten fist swung toward him, searing the air with blistering heat. He barely dodged in time, the lava missing his face by inches. The snarling bear within him rose, saliva dripping from his fangs, his golden eyes blazing with rage. Archer let out a deep, guttural roar, ready to tear the admiral apart.

But Akainu smirked, and his voice dripped with venom as he began to taunt, his words slicing deeper than any weapon.

"It’s good your bitch of a sister is dead," Akainu sneered, his molten fist flexing with a sickening crackle. "She doesn’t have to witness her entire worthless family being slaughtered."

Archer froze for just a second, his ears ringing with the insult. His body trembled with barely contained fury, but Akainu kept going, his grin widening.

"And what else could one expect from a whore who willingly spread her legs for Roger? You know what we did to that son of theirs? Ace cried every day for his fathers, while we beat him bloody." Akainu's eyes gleamed with twisted satisfaction. "Oh, how I enjoyed it."

Archer’s vision went red, his teeth grinding so hard it felt like his jaw would snap. The only thing louder than his own heartbeat was the sickening, mocking voice of Akainu, who looked at him like a predator toying with its prey.

"I’ll kill the brats first," Akainu continued, his smile widening. "And that bastard Rosinante too. You’ll watch it happen, helpless. And after they’re all dead, after you’ve seen everything you’ve ever loved burn away—then it’ll be your turn."

The world seemed to narrow down to just the two of them, Archer's entire body shaking with fury. There were no more battle cries in the background, no clashing swords, no strategy. Just him and this monster standing before him.

Without a word, Archer leapt forward, a roar tearing from his throat that shook the very ground. His claws, sharp and lethal, slashed through the air toward Akainu’s chest, aiming to rip him apart. But Akainu met him with a fist of blazing lava, the heat so intense it singed the fur on Archer’s arms.

"You think that scares me?!" Archer roared, batting Akainu’s fist aside with raw power and fury. "You can try to break me all you want, but you’re going to regret ever opening your fucking mouth about my family!"

He lunged again, this time slashing at Akainu’s arm with enough force to send the admiral staggering back. Archer followed it up with a brutal headbutt to the stomach, sending lava splattering everywhere, but he didn't care. Pain didn't matter anymore.

"Rosinante! My sons! You touch them, and I’ll rip your fucking head off!" Archer growled, his voice an animalistic snarl as he drove Akainu back, forcing him to defend against the flurry of relentless attacks.

Akainu’s smirk faltered, his taunts falling silent as he realized Archer wasn’t backing down. Instead, Archer’s rage seemed to fuel his strength, his every swing, every slash pushing Akainu further into the ground.

"Come on!" Archer shouted, slashing toward Akainu’s throat. "Let’s see you talk when I’m tearing your guts out!"

The battlefield was a storm of destruction, each blow Archer and Akainu exchanged rippling through the ground beneath them, making the earth tremble. It was a clash of titans—pure, primal, and vicious. Their fists met with bone-shattering force, their roars and snarls cutting through the chaos around them like the sharpest blades. Archer’s fury was a living thing, wild and untamed, and Akainu’s cold, calculated rage only fueled the fire. Neither man gave an inch, both intent on killing the other.

Lava seared the air around them, Akainu’s fists blazing with molten fury, while Archer’s claws, sharp as razors, tore through the smoke and heat, leaving deep gouges in the admiral’s chest and arms. Akainu retaliated with a brutal punch to Archer’s side, molten fist burning into his ribs, but Archer gritted his teeth through the pain and swung again, claws raking across Akainu’s jaw. Blood and lava mixed on the battlefield, but still, neither backed down.

Archer’s golden eyes flicked for a split second toward the execution platform, catching a glimpse of Sengoku in his giant Buddha form, moving toward Ace with terrifying intent. His heart clenched—Ace was running out of time. But before he could shout a warning, he saw a flash of familiar blond hair and dark coat.

Rosinante.

His partner had already seen it. Rosi was charging toward Sengoku, determined and deadly. There was no doubt in Archer’s mind that Rosi intended to end this in blood, once and for all. Sengoku had been a shadow over their lives for too long. It was time for that to change.

But Archer couldn’t afford any more distractions. Akainu’s lava fist came crashing down, narrowly missing his head as he ducked just in time. Archer retaliated with a roar, slashing upwards and catching Akainu’s shoulder, forcing the admiral to stagger back, but not before Akainu landed a brutal hit to Archer’s side, molten lava burning through his flesh.

The pain was excruciating, but Archer didn’t relent. He couldn’t. Not with his family on the line.

"You won’t touch them!" Archer growled through gritted teeth, his voice a low snarl as he leapt forward, claws extended. "Not my sons. Not Rosinante. Not anyone!"

Akainu grinned, wiping blood from his mouth. "I’ll make you watch as they die, one by one," he sneered, stepping forward with lava dripping from his hands. "And then I’ll burn you alive, beast."

Archer let out a roar so deep it shook the air, his fury igniting like wildfire. He charged, swinging with everything he had, every hit meant to kill. Akainu met him blow for blow, the two of them locked in a brutal, bloody dance of death. The ground beneath them cracked, lava and dust swirling in a deadly storm.

Each hit they landed on each other only seemed to fuel their rage. Archer’s claws sank into Akainu’s side, drawing a scream of pain from the admiral, but Akainu countered with a punch to Archer’s chest, sending him staggering back, blood dripping from his wounds.

But Archer didn’t fall. He stood tall, even as the pain burned through him, even as his body screamed for rest. Because this wasn’t about him. This was about his family.

And he would die before he let Akainu touch a single hair on their heads.

With a snarl, Archer charged again, determined to end this. Akainu’s smug grin faltered as he realized Archer’s fury was unstoppable. He wasn’t just fighting for survival anymore—he was fighting to protect everything he loved.

Archer’s next swing caught Akainu across the face, sending him reeling back. The admiral stumbled, wiping blood from his lips, his eyes wide with surprise.

With a swift, brutal motion, Archer swept Akainu's legs out from under him, sending the admiral crashing to the ground. The impact shook the battlefield, dust and lava swirling in the air. Before Akainu could recover, Archer was on him, his massive foot pressing down on the admiral's chest with crushing force. Akainu's molten fists pounded against Archer’s leg, but it was futile—Archer’s strength and sheer size overpowered him.

Akainu’s expression shifted from rage to panic as Archer's fangs elongated, a snarl curling across Archer’s lips. The admiral struggled, his lava-infused arms flailing, but Archer's grip held firm. The more Akainu fought, the deeper Archer pressed his foot into the admiral’s chest, pinning him to the scorched earth.

"You're not going anywhere," Archer growled, his voice deep and menacing. His golden eyes gleamed as his face drew closer to Akainu’s, fangs bared, saliva dripping from his maw. Akainu tried to raise his fists again, but Archer slammed them back into the ground, shaking the very battlefield with the force of his strike.

Before he could deliver the final blow, Archer’s sharp ears picked up a shout from Rosinante. His head snapped to the side, catching sight of the chaos unfolding near the execution stand. Nugget and Timble had charged into the fray, and in a breathtaking display of courage, Timble leaped from Nugget’s back, sea stone spear in hand.

Sengoku, still in his towering Buddha form, was moments away from crushing everything in his path, including his oldest and youngest, fighting for Ace. But with a precise strike, Timble drove his sea stone spear straight into Sengoku’s neck. The admiral froze, his golden form flickering, and within seconds, his massive Buddha transformation dissolved. Sengoku was left powerless, crumpling to the ground with a thunderous thud.

"Good," Archer muttered, his eyes narrowing as he turned his attention back to Akainu, still trapped beneath his foot.

But in that brief moment, Akainu had managed to gather the last remnants of his strength. With a desperate surge, he unleashed a torrent of molten lava, aiming straight for Archer’s chest. Archer recoiled, narrowly avoiding the searing heat, but the blast still singed his side.

Snarling in fury, Archer slammed his foot down harder on Akainu’s chest, driving the air from his lungs. Akainu gasped for breath, his eyes wide with pain, but Archer was far from done. He leaned in closer, his fangs gleaming dangerously in the light of the burning battlefield.

Just as Archer's fangs were inches from sinking into Akainu’s throat, a familiar voice cut through the chaos of the battlefield, sharp and clear.

“DAD!”

Archer’s head whipped around, his snarling expression softening for a split second. There, standing free and furious, was Ace. His flames danced around him like a wildfire barely contained, and his face was twisted in rage. Luffy stood beside him, grinning through the bruises and dirt, while Law, calm and calculating, had his sword at the ready. Behind them was Rosinante, battered and bloodied, but standing tall and alive. Relief flooded Archer's chest like a tidal wave. His family was still whole, still fighting.

But before Archer could react further, something darker clouded the battlefield. Ace’s expression changed, his burning fury shifting into something cold and vicious as he whispered a single word, dripping with venom.

“Blackbeard.”

Archer followed Ace’s gaze, his sharp eyes locking onto the sight unfolding in the distance. Through the smoke and chaos, Blackbeard and his crew had launched a full-scale attack on Whitebeard. The traitor and his men swarmed the weakened titan like vultures, tearing into Whitebeard with no honor, no mercy.

"Shit," Archer cursed, his mind racing. He looked back down at Akainu, who was still gasping beneath his boot. He wanted to end this—wanted to tear the admiral apart for every threat, for every insult about his family. But the battlefield was shifting, and Blackbeard's attack threatened to upend everything.

Archer growled in frustration, his bloodlust barely contained. He glanced back at Rosinante, who nodded silently, understanding the unspoken command. Family first. Always.

With a final, savage roar, Archer kicked Akainu’s battered body aside, sending the admiral skidding across the ground in a heap of molten rock and ash. He wasn’t dead, but he wouldn’t be getting up anytime soon.

Turning toward his sons and Rosinante, Archer barked, "We need to move. Now!"

Ace was already trying to run toward the Moby Dick. “ACE! This isn’t a battle we can win!” Archer shouted, his voice strained as he glanced around at the chaos surrounding them. Smoke billowed in the air, mingling with the heat of battle, and the cries of the wounded echoed like a haunting melody. “We need to get out of here!”

As the rest of the Roaring Pirates gathered around, Archer felt a flicker of hope. He caught sight of Giles, desperately swimming toward the Silence, preparing the ship for their escape. But the moment was cut short by the furious voice of Ace, who stood defiantly, flames dancing around him.

“I owe it to Whitebeard to save him!” Ace screamed, his eyes ablaze with anger and fear. He refused to back down, even with danger looming over them.

Rosinante stepped in, shaking Ace by the shoulders. “If you die here, you’re shitting on the sacrifices of everyone who’s already fallen today! Think about what you’re doing!” His voice was urgent, filled with a desperation that hung thick in the air.

But just as Rosinante’s words hung in the balance, Akainu pushed himself up from the ground, rage igniting within him. With a roar, he hurled a magma fist toward Ace, the attack a comet of destruction racing through the smoke-filled air.

“ACE!” Archer bellowed, adrenaline surging as he lunged forward. He almost reached him in time—almost. The magma fist collided with Ace’s shoulder, the force sending him staggering back. Archer felt a jarring pain rip through him as he instinctively extended his arm to shield Ace. A sickening crack echoed in his ears, and agony shot through his body. Rosinante swung his hammer against Akainu´s head, effectively knocking him up.

Growling in pain, Archer looked at Ace, the connection between them unbreakable even in the chaos. A nod passed between them, a silent agreement fueled by love and sacrifice.

“Get him out!” Archer shouted, his voice strained. Law stood nearby, his demeanor calm amidst the storm. With a flick of his wrist and a quiet “ROOM,” the space around them shimmered. In an instant, Ace, Luffy, and Law vanished from the battlefield, leaving Archer and Rosinante behind.

Archer stumbled to his feet, adrenaline coursing through his veins. He crawled onto the execution stand, towering over the chaos, roaring like a beast unleashed. It was a declaration to the world, a proclamation of their survival, of their fight against the overwhelming darkness surrounding them.

The Silence finally sailed into view, its sails billowing in the wind, a beacon of hope. Archer took a deep breath, his heart pounding, and jumped down from the stand, transforming back into his human form. Every movement was painful, his body bleeding profusely, but he pushed through the exhaustion, leading his crew toward safety.

“Get to the ship! Now!” Archer barked, his voice hoarse yet commanding. The Roaring Pirates rallied around him, a family forged in fire and blood, pushing forward through the chaos.

As they reached the ship, Archer felt his strength waning, but he refused to show weakness. He led them onto the deck, feeling the familiar embrace of the sea breeze as the Silence began to pull away from the battleground. Archer leaned against the ship’s railing, breathing heavily, the weight of his injuries and the day’s horrors pressing down on him. As he watched the Marineford burning down, his body gave out, everything went dark.

 

 

Chapter 41: Morning after

Summary:

Mornings in the D. family
The good stuff
Monster under the bed
Broadcasting shit
A goodbye
Survivor's guilt.

Notes:

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Chapter Text

When Archer woke up, the first thing he noticed was that he couldn’t move. Not even a twitch. His mind, still foggy from sleep, started to piece things together. Blinking groggily, he glanced around the room, trying to make sense of what was going on.

This… is our bed, he realized. The familiar wooden ceiling of the Silence loomed above him, creaking gently with the motion of the sea. What the hell? Why can’t I—

A second later, it hit him. It wasn’t the mountain of bandages covering every inch of his body like he was some sort of mummy. No, that wasn’t it at all. It was the human pile-up surrounding him, pinning him in place.

Archer glanced to his left, spotting Ace sprawled out beside him, also wrapped in enough bandages to look ridiculous. His son’s face was relaxed in sleep, his breaths shallow but steady.

On Archer’s right side, Law lay curled up, breathing softly, as if the weight of the world hadn’t been crushing him hours before. His hand was resting on Archer’s forearm, unconsciously gripping it like a lifeline.

And then there was Rosinante, perched precariously at the edge of the bed, an arm slung protectively around Ace’s middle. Archer couldn’t see Rosi’s face, but he could hear the soft sound of his snoring—like the faint rustle of leaves on a quiet day. Archer huffed at that. Rosi always snored when he was exhausted beyond measure.

But the real kicker?

Luffy, the kid was sprawled across the whole bed, limbs draped haphazardly over everyone like he was trying to claim victory in a wrestling match no one else knew they were in. One of his legs was thrown over Ace’s chest, his head resting on Law’s stomach, while an arm was somehow tangled with Archer’s bandaged torso.

Archer sighed. How the hell did I end up in this mess?

The events of the previous day slammed back into his mind like a freight train. The battlefield. The blood. Ace’s near-death, Law’s quick thinking, and Akainu’s taunts. Archer’s stomach twisted at the memory of that lava bastard. If things had gone just a little differently…

He pushed the thought away. They were alive. That was all that mattered now. But the relief that settled in his chest was accompanied by a growing sense of exhaustion, both physical and emotional.

Archer chuckled to himself, realizing it had taken over ten years and an ocean of blood for them all to be together like this, outside a battlefield. The warmth of family, despite the soreness and bandages, was oddly comforting.

But then, Luffy—kicked out and sent Rosinante tumbling off the bed. Archer burst into laughter at the sight of his partner hitting the floor with a yelp.

"Shit, I love my boys," he muttered, shaking his head.

It was just then that Law, the sharp-eyed observer, snapped his eyes open like some kind of nocturnal predator. Archer, startled by the sudden intense eye contact, let out an involuntary squeak, causing Law to sit up abruptly. That motion jerked Luffy's head off Archer's chest, and with a solid thud, Luffy’s head hit the mattress, jarring Ace awake.

Ace groaned, lifting his head. “What the hell, Lu?”

Luffy, still half-asleep, mumbled something unintelligible while rubbing his head. Archer grinned at the chaos surrounding him. It was a mess of tangled limbs, confused looks, and grumbled complaints, but it was his mess. This ridiculous, loud, and bruised family was everything he never knew he needed.

“Good morning to you too,” Archer teased, earning a death glare from Ace.

Archer smirked, looking over at Ace’s grumpy expression. "Stop glaring at your wounded father," he said, his voice dripping with playful mockery. "And Law, help the old man up before he bursts a hip, will you?"

Law, still groggy, shot Archer a half-hearted glare but begrudgingly swung his legs out of the bed to help Rosinante, who was groaning on the floor. “Can’t believe I got kicked out of my own damn bed…” Rosi muttered, rubbing his sore backside as Law tugged him up.

Just then, Archer heard a familiar and, frankly, demonic sound—a chirping that made his blood run cold. Nugget.

Arching his head back, Archer spotted the bird from hell perched proudly above his pillow. Nugget seemed content, and somehow Timble was curled up beside it, sleeping peacefully. Archer sighed, the weirdness of his life hitting him all over again.

"This shit's getting weirder by the day," he muttered to himself, shaking his head. For all he knew, Raya could roll out from under the bed at any second, Giles could be snoring away in the corner chair, or Gin might be sprawled out on the floor somewhere.

At this point, nothing would surprise him.

Archer let out a low chuckle, looking at the chaos around him—his family, his crewmates, it was ridiculous, it was messy, and it was his.

As Rosinante got to his feet, groaning slightly, he cast a glance at Luffy, who was still dead to the world despite the noise. "Weird brat," he muttered under his breath, "could probably eat in his sleep."

Then he looked over at Archer and Ace, and a big, genuine smile spread across his face. Archer caught the look and grinned back, feeling a warmth settle in his chest.

"Would someone be so kind as to wake up the little terror?" Archer asked, with a mock-serious tone. "I need to know what the hell happened while I was out, and... I really need a cigarette."

Before anyone could react, Law shot him a look that was half-annoyed and half-worried. "Smoking’s terrible for you, you know," Law began, slipping into a mini-lecture mode, "especially with the injuries you’ve got dad. You should really—"

Archer rolled his eyes, half-listening as Law jabbed Luffy's cheek repeatedly to wake him up. The rubber boy stirred a little, muttering something about meat in his sleep but refusing to actually wake up.

Meanwhile, Archer's eyes flicked over to Ace, who was smiling, but there was something off about it. The smile didn’t quite reach his eyes, and for a moment, Archer felt a familiar pang of concern. Ace was a master at hiding his emotions, but Archer had always known when something was bothering his boy. And right now? Something was wrong.

Archer exchanged a look with Rosinante, whose smile faltered for just a second, but that second was enough. They both knew they’d have to talk to Ace soon. Something wasn’t sitting right with their middle child, and whatever it was, it wasn’t just physical wounds.

 

After a bit of poking and prodding, Luffy finally stirred awake, though instead of getting up like a normal person, he immediately latched onto Law, wrapping his arms and legs around his oldest brother like a human octopus. Law’s expression was priceless—a mix of annoyance and horror—as he realized there was no easy way out of this situation.

Ace, grinning at the scene, leaned back on his elbows and chuckled. “Good luck with that, big bro. There’s no getting Luffy off until he’s fully awake. Just roll with it, man.”

Law let out a long, suffering sigh, clearly resigned to his fate, though he did manage to wiggle his arm free to scratch his head in frustration. “This is ridiculous,” he muttered, but he didn’t push Luffy away, knowing Ace was right.

Archer, amused by the chaos, felt Rosinante’s strong arm around his back as he helped him up from the bed. Standing was... rougher than he expected. His body was covered in bandages, and he could tell from the way his muscles protested that he was more torn up than usual. Yet, curiously, the pain was muted. That’s when it hit him.

"Why the hell don’t I hurt more?" Archer asked out loud, giving Rosinante a curious look before turning to Law, narrowing his eyes in suspicion. "Kid, did you give me the good stuff?"

Law immediately shot a pleading look at his papa, practically begging for rescue with his eyes. Rosinante laughed heartily, shaking his head at the familiar scene. "You earned it," he said, smirking.

Law groaned and mumbled something about "irresponsible behavior" and "never listening to doctors," all while Luffy snuggled even closer, oblivious to the conversation.

Ace, meanwhile, had gotten to his feet, rolling his shoulder and stretching his back. He paused, a frown creeping over his face. “Huh... why don’t I hurt more either?”

Archer turned toward him, his golden eyes sharp as ever. “That’s a good question, kid. You should be feeling like hell warmed over.”

Rosinante motioned toward the door. "Why don’t you two head to the galley with Luffy and see if Gin’s up? He winked, clearly not too concerned. Whatever Law had done, it was holding for now.

Ace, still looking puzzled but not one to pass up food, nodded and headed toward the door. Law, with Luffy still draped over him, followed, muttering something about needing a vacation from all of them.

As soon as the boys were gone and the cabin was quiet again, Rosinante wrapped his arms around Archer, careful not to hug him too tightly with all the injuries. Archer grinned, leaning in for a quick kiss. The brief moment of peace was exactly what he needed after everything they had been through. It felt good to have Rosinante by his side, the weight of the world momentarily lifted.

“Good morning!” came a tiny, familiar voice from somewhere nearby.

Archer glanced over and saw Timble, wide awake and perched on Nugget’s back. Archer chuckled, his golden eyes gleaming with amusement. “Morning” he teased.

Timble beamed, jumping off Nugget and darting under the door before anyone could say anything else. Archer shook his head, still smiling as he watched the little guy disappear. The kid had more energy than half the crew combined.

Turning back to Rosinante, Archer gave him a playful look. “Mind checking under the bed? Make sure Raya’s not hiding under there too."

Rosinante grinned, more than happy to oblige. He crouched down and peered under the bed with exaggerated caution. After a moment, he sat back up, pretending to wipe sweat from his forehead. "No scary females under here. You’re safe, Archer."

Archer smacked him lightly on the chest, grinning. “Smartass.”

Rosinante laughed, pulling Archer close again. "You love it," he said, his voice low and full of warmth.

 

Still standing on the floor, Archer winced slightly, shifting his weight. He turned to Rosinante with a serious look. "So, what the hell happened after I passed out?"

Rosinante ran a hand through his messy blond hair, sighing. "Well, after you blacked out, Law had to operate on you immediately. He used his Devil Fruit powers to fix you up. You were in rough shape, Archer—really rough. Burns all over, a broken arm, six cracked ribs, and some internal bleeding from your brawl with Akainu."

Archer blinked, trying to absorb the information. "Damn... no wonder I look like a mummy," he muttered, glancing down at his bandaged body.

Rosinante chuckled softly. "Law managed to heal most of the burn wounds, but there’s a big one on your ribcage that was too severe to completely remove. He did what he could, though. You’re lucky. The reason you don’t hurt as much is probably because of the pain meds."

Archer nodded, rubbing the back of his neck. "Yeah, that explains why I’m not feeling like death. But what about Ace?" His eyes widened with sudden panic, the memory of Akainu’s magma fist flashing in his mind. "Is he alright?"

Rosinante sighed, his expression more serious now. "Ace’s shoulder was dislocated from the hit, but Law and Raya managed to push it back into place. He’ll carry those burn scars forever, though. They’re permanent. Other than that, he’s mostly bruised and dehydrated from his time in Imperiel Down."

Archer exhaled slowly, relief and worry mixing in his chest. "Damn... but he’s alive."

"Yeah, he is," Rosinante confirmed, squeezing Archer’s shoulder gently. "He’s stronger than he looks, just like you."

Archer, still processing everything, looked up at Rosinante with a furrowed brow. "What about Luffy and Law? They okay?" His voice was rough, concern lacing each word.

Rosinante gave him a reassuring nod. "Luffy's got a new scar on his chest, courtesy of Aokiji. It’s pretty nasty, but it could’ve been worse. He’s a tough kid. As for Law, he's mostly just banged up—some bruises, but nothing serious. He got out better than most of us."

Archer exhaled heavily, feeling some of the tension in his body ease. "Good... that’s good."

He then placed his hand gently on Rosinante's cheek, his thumb brushing the skin as he studied his partner’s face. "And what about you, Rosi? You alright? After... everything with your brother and Sengoku?"

Rosinante leaned into Archer’s touch, his eyes softening. "I’m fine. Broken hand and a nasty cut on my back, but Law fixed me up. Nothing I can’t handle." He smiled faintly, his voice calm and steady, but Archer could hear the weight behind his words. Those battles, the ones fought for survival, always left more scars beneath the surface than on the skin.

Archer, still holding his hand against Rosinante’s cheek, nodded. "Good... Just don’t make a habit of fighting your crazy brother and Buddha men, alright?" He tried to joke, but his voice cracked slightly, betraying the fear he still felt after almost losing Rosinante.

Rosinante chuckled softly, his smile growing wider. "I’ll try to avoid it when I can, but no promises, you know how it is."

Archer snorted, shaking his head. "Yeah, I do." He let out a long breath, pulling Rosinante closer for a moment, resting his forehead against his.

Archer pulled back slightly, his expression shifting to one of curiosity mixed with concern. "What about the rest of the crew? Did everyone else make it through okay?"

Rosinante nodded, a flicker of relief passing over his face. "Raya has a small concussion, nothing serious. Giles just has some bruises from the chaos, and Gin... well, he's dealing with a cracked rib and a busted eyebrow. Timble came out unscathed, and Nugget just has some ruffled feathers."

Archer raised an eyebrow at the mention of Nugget. "Sighed feathers? Seriously? That’s all?"

Rosinante chuckled, shaking his head. "Yep, just some disgruntled bird feathers. We’ve been pretty lucky overall. Given how things went down, it’s a miracle we didn’t lose anyone."

Archer let out a long breath, the weight of that realization settling in. "Holy shit, we really dodged a bullet this time." He ran a hand through his hair, feeling the exhaustion seep deeper into his bones.

 

As Archer and Rosinante stepped into the Galley, they were greeted by a lively scene. Luffy was still draped over Law, who looked like he was on the verge of collapse, but Ace was grinning as he expertly fed his youngest brother. The sight of them tugged at Archer’s heartstrings, reminding him just how precious these moments were.

Gin stood at the stove, the smell of breakfast wafting through the air, while Raya and Giles exchanged amused glances. Timble and Nugget perched comfortably on Giles's shoulder.

The moment the crew and the “brats” noticed Archer and Rosinante, smiles erupted all around. It felt like a warmth spreading through the room, the kind that made all the pain of battle seem a little less heavy.

“Hey, look who finally decided to join us!” Ace called out, his voice bright, though it was tinged with exhaustion.

Archer chuckled, rolling his eyes. “We’re here, aren’t we? Just a little worse for wear.” He gestured to the bandages still clinging to him. “But don’t let that fool you. We’re proud of every single one of you.”

Rosinante nodded in agreement, his gaze sweeping over the crew. “Seriously. You all did amazing out there. I’m so fucking proud of you.”

Raya gave a cheeky smile. “Well, someone had to keep the shit going while you were busy playing with fire!”

Giles chimed in, “And look at the damage we dealt! We’ve got scars to prove it!” He flexed his arm dramatically, earning laughter from everyone.

“Yeah, but you all are okay, right?” Archer asked, concern flashing in his golden eyes. “I mean, we fought tooth and nail out there.”

“Nothing we couldn’t handle!” Timble piped up, proud. Nugget chimed in agreement, flapping his tiny wings as if to emphasize his point.

“Honestly, we were just following your lead,” Gin said, stirring the pot on the stove. “You set the bar pretty high, Archer.”

“I just made a mess,” Archer replied with a modest grin. “You all did the real work.”

Raya couldn’t help but grin, looking at Archer and Rosinante. “You two should definitely ask Gin what he was up to while you were having your little dance with Akainu. It sounds like he was busy making history.”

Archer turned his gaze to Gin, who was rubbing the back of his neck, a blush creeping across his cheeks. “Well, uh, I kind of spotted this recording device,” he began, his voice a little sheepish. “It was set up to broadcast the execution.”

“Wait, what?” Archer’s eyes widened in disbelief.

“I ran towards it, knocked some blue-haired idiot with a red nose out of the way—”

“Bugsy!” Luffy yelled, indignant, earning a roll of Ace's eyes. “It’s Buggy, not Bugsy!”

“Anyway,” Gin continued, brushing off the interruption. “I moved the recorder so it filmed the battle between you and Akainu. I got all the horrible things Akainu said, and it was broadcast live all over the world.”

Archer stared at him, mouth agape. “You’re fucking awesome!” he exclaimed, genuinely impressed.

Ace let out a laugh. “That’s one way to put Akainu on blast! What a way to expose that bastard!”

Raya elbowed Archer, a mischievous glint in her eyes. “You owe Gin a drink for that one.”

“Make it two,” Archer said, looking at Gin with gratitude. “You’ve just done us a huge favor. The whole world will know what kind of monster Akainu really is. This changes everything.”

Gin shrugged, still slightly embarrassed but clearly proud of his actions. “I just thought it was important for people to see the truth, you know? It felt right.”

“Right or not, you nailed it,” Rosinante added, beaming at Gin.

 

After breakfast, the mood had lightened, laughter and stories still lingering in the air. Archer leaned against the railing, taking a moment to appreciate the serenity of the sea, when Law and Luffy approached him and Rosinante. The expressions on their faces were a mix of determination and bittersweet nostalgia.

“Hey, we need to talk,” Law began, his voice steady but his eyes betraying a hint of sadness.

“What’s up?” Archer asked, shifting his weight to face them more fully.

“We have to leave,” Law said. “I need to reunite with my crew before Bepo starts crying.”

Archer chuckled, picturing the bear-like friend of Law's getting anxious. “Yeah, can’t have that. And you, Luffy?”

“I need to go back to Amazon Lily to train!” Luffy declared, his grin wide and infectious, but there was an underlying seriousness in his tone.

At the mention of Amazon Lily, Archer’s mind flashed back to the image of Boa Hancock and the embarrassing blush that forever haunted his dreams. “Wait a minute,” he said, a smirk creeping onto his face. “Are you together with Hancock?”

Luffy’s expression shifted to a playful grin. “No way! We’re just good friends!”

“Just good friends, huh?” Archer whispered to Rosinante, unable to suppress his laughter. “I’d bet the Silence that Hancock has a massive crush on him.”

Rosinante snickered, shaking his head.

“Tra-bro promised to set me off at Amazon Lily,” Luffy continued, oblivious to their side conversation. “It’ll be fun!”

Just then, Ace joined them on deck, stretching as he took in the conversation. “What’s going on?” he asked, eyes darting between his brothers.

“We’re saying goodbye,” Law replied. “I’m heading to reunite with my crew, and Luffy’s off to train.”

Ace nodded, but there was a hint of disappointment in his gaze. “I think I’ll stay on the Silence for a while. I’m not quite ready to leave yet.”

“Are you sure?” Archer asked, concern etching his features.

Ace then said “I need some time. Besides, I want to be here with you guys for a bit longer.”

“Alright then,” Rosinante said, ruffling Ace’s hair affectionately. “We’re proud of you all, no matter where you go.”

With that, they exchanged heartfelt goodbyes. Archer pulled Luffy and Law into a tight hug, the warmth of the moment lingering between them. “Remember to take care of yourself.”

“I will! You too, Dad!” Luffy grinned, his energy undiminished.

Law gave Archer a nod. “I’ll keep an eye on him dad.”

“Don’t let him get into too much trouble!” Archer called after them, a smile tugging at his lips.

As they watched Luffy and Law make their way off, Archer felt a sense of pride swell in his chest. They were making their own paths, and all he could do was support them. Even with the bittersweet taste of goodbyes, he couldn’t help but feel optimistic about the future.

 

Archer felt a heavy weight settle in the air as he watched Ace’s expression shift. The bravado his son usually wore like armor cracked, revealing the vulnerable young man beneath. “Ace,” he said softly, “why don’t you join me and your papa in our cabin? We need to talk.”

Ace grumbled under his breath, but he complied, following Archer and Rosinante into the cabin. Once inside, Archer motioned for Ace to sit on the bed while he took a seat on the chair across from him, Rosinante standing close behind, a silent pillar of support.

“Are you okay, Ace?” Archer asked gently, gauging his son’s reaction. “And if you’re not, that’s okay too. It’s okay to cry, you know.”

As soon as the words left Archer's lips, Ace’s façade crumbled. Tears streamed down his face, each drop a testament to the pain he had been holding inside. “It’s my fault!” he cried, voice trembling. “If I had just backed off my hunt for Blackbeard, none of this would have happened. Whitebeard would still be alive! All those people… It’s all my fault! I don’t deserve to live when so many others died because of me!”

Archer’s heart ached as he listened to Ace’s outburst. He felt the weight of his son’s anguish pressing down on him like a physical force. Without hesitation, he moved closer, reaching out to place a comforting hand on Ace’s shoulder. “No, Ace. It’s not your fault. You can’t blame yourself for what happened. You did what you thought was right.”

Ace shook his head vehemently, unable to see past his own grief. “But people died for me! For my decisions! I could have just let it go… Why didn’t I just let it go?”

Rosinante crouched down beside Ace, placing a hand on his back, offering silent comfort. “Sometimes, we make choices that we believe are right at the moment, but the outcome is out of our control,” he said softly. “You can’t carry the weight of the world on your shoulders.”

Archer leaned closer, his voice firm yet compassionate. “You’re not responsible for the actions of others, Ace. Whitebeard chose to protect you and the crew. That was his choice, not yours. He would never want you to feel this way, and neither do we.”

“I just—” Ace’s voice cracked as he struggled to find the words. “I can’t shake the feeling that if I hadn’t gone after Blackbeard, he wouldn’t have targeted Whitebeard and everyone else…”

“It doesn’t work that way,” Rosinante interjected gently. “There are forces at play that we can’t understand. You can’t change the past, but you can honor the memories of those we lost by living on. Fight for their legacy, not against yourself.”

Archer nodded, adding, “We’re proud of you, Ace. You’re strong, and you fought alongside those you love. That’s what matters. Don’t let this darkness consume you. You have a family that loves you. Lean on us.”

Ace sniffled, his shoulders shaking as he wiped his tears with the back of his hand. “But how can I be strong when I feel so weak?”

“Being strong doesn’t mean you don’t feel pain,” Archer said, his voice softening. “It means you acknowledge it, share it, and find a way to keep moving forward. It’s okay to grieve, to feel angry, to feel lost. Just don’t do it alone.”

For a moment, silence filled the room as Ace absorbed their words. Slowly, he nodded, the tension in his body easing just a fraction. “I… I’ll try,” he whispered, looking up at his fathers with a mixture of gratitude and lingering sorrow.

Rosinante smiled warmly, wrapping his arm around Ace’s shoulders. “That’s all we can ask for. We’re here for you, always.”

Archer leaned back, feeling a flicker of hope amidst the heaviness of their conversation. “And remember, you’re not alone in this”

Ace’s expression shifted slightly, the corners of his mouth twitching upwards as he processed the words of his dad and papa. “I… I don’t know what to do with myself right now,” he admitted, voice thick with emotion. “I feel like I have nothing left.”

Archer leaned forward, fixing Ace with a steady gaze. “You have us, Ace. You have the crew of the Silence, your brothers, and a world full of possibilities waiting for you. Right now, though, it’s okay to take a step back. Relax, let the dust settle. You don’t have to have everything figured out at once.”

Ace’s brows furrowed slightly as he considered that. “But what if I’m lost forever?”

“Then we’ll help you find your way,” Rosinante chimed in, his voice soothing. “You don’t have to do this alone. Just breathe, let yourself heal, and when you’re ready… raise hell.”

At those words, a genuine smile broke through Ace’s tears. It was a small spark of his old self, the fire that had always burned brightly within him. “Raise hell, huh?” he repeated, a hint of mischief returning to his eyes.

“Damn right!” Archer chuckled, the tension in the room easing. “You’re Portgas D. Ace! You don’t back down from a fight, even if that fight is with your own doubts. We’ll face whatever comes next together. And when you’re ready to make some noise, we’ll be right beside you.”

“I like the sound of that,” Ace said, wiping his tears away, a grin now taking over his face.

 

 

Chapter 42: Moving on

Summary:

Trying
Crying
Flowers
Joining
Sleeping
Pretty in pink

Notes:

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Chapter Text

As days turned into weeks, the wounds on Archer’s body slowly healed, but the emotional scars—especially Ace’s—were a different story. The physical pain might’ve dulled, but the weight on Ace’s shoulders hadn’t lifted. Archer noticed it in the quiet moments, in the far-off look Ace got sometimes, like he was somewhere else entirely. There were good days, sure, where Ace would crack jokes or share a meal with them, but then there were those darker moments—when Ace’s smile didn’t quite reach his eyes, and Archer could almost see the storm brewing inside his son.

Ace tried. God, he tried. But there were times when that darkness swallowed him whole, and no matter how much Archer or Rosinante tried, they couldn’t quite pull him out of it. It wasn’t like the old days, when a few words of encouragement or a joke could lighten Ace’s mood. This was deeper, harder to reach.

Nights were the worst. Every now and then, Ace’s nightmares would strike like a tidal wave, tearing through him until he was left crying, screaming out for Archer and Rosi, for the beatings to stop, for forgiveness for something that wasn’t even his fault. His pleas broke Archer’s heart every time. He and Rosinante would rush into Ace’s cabin, sometimes carrying him into their bed, sometimes just sitting with him, holding him through the tremors of his anguish.

One of those nights, Archer found himself awake before the nightmare even began, an unsettling feeling gnawing at him. He glanced at Rosinante beside him, still asleep, then listened closely. Ace’s cabin was silent, but Archer could feel it—the tension in the air, the quiet before the storm. Then, it started. A soft whimper at first, then louder, the unmistakable sound of Ace’s torment creeping through the walls.

Archer sighed, already halfway out of bed. “Rosi,” he whispered, gently shaking him awake. “It’s happening again.”

Rosinante’s eyes opened groggily, but they sharpened in an instant, understanding without words. “Let’s go.”

By the time they reached Ace’s cabin, their son was tossing and turning, mumbling in his sleep. Archer knelt by the bed, brushing the hair out of Ace’s face, his chest tightening as he heard Ace’s broken words.

“I’m sorry… I’m so sorry… please stop…”

“Ace,” Archer whispered, his voice soft but firm. “Ace, wake up. You’re safe.”

But Ace’s nightmare had its claws deep in him, and his body jerked as if struck. Archer exchanged a look with Rosinante, who was already sitting on the edge of the bed, gently rubbing Ace’s arm. “He’s not waking up,” Rosinante muttered, his brow furrowed.

Archer cursed under his breath and did what he always did when Ace’s nightmares got this bad. He leaned in close, wrapping his arms around his son, holding him as tight as he dared. “You’re here, Ace,” he said softly. “You’re with us. We’ve got you.”

Rosinante joined him, pulling Ace into their embrace. Slowly, the tension in Ace’s body began to ease, his cries quieting down. Eventually, he woke with a start, his wide, tear-filled eyes locking onto Archer’s. “D-dad…”

“We’re here, son,” Archer said gently, his voice rough with emotion. “We’re right here.”

Ace collapsed into their arms, burying his face in Archer’s chest. “It hurts… it just… it doesn’t stop.”

Archer’s heart broke a little more. He shared a glance with Rosinante over Ace’s head, both of them feeling the same helplessness. “I know, kid,” Archer whispered, running a hand through Ace’s hair. “But you don’t have to go through this alone. We’re here, alright? We’re always gonna be here.”

“I don’t deserve it,” Ace mumbled, his voice barely audible. “Not after everything… after what I did…”

“Bullshit,” Rosinante said, his voice firmer now. “You deserve everything, Ace. You’re not responsible for what happened. You didn’t kill Whitebeard, and you didn’t cause anyone’s death. You’re allowed to feel this pain, but don’t you ever think you’re not worthy of living.”

Ace sniffed, his tears soaking into Archer’s shirt. “But it feels like I’ll never be okay again.”

“You will be,” Archer said softly, pressing a kiss to the top of Ace’s head. “It’s gonna take time, but you will be. And even if it doesn’t feel like it now, you’ve got us. We’re not going anywhere.”

The three of them sat there for a long time, wrapped in each other’s arms. Slowly, Ace’s breathing steadied, and exhaustion pulled him back into sleep, though this time it was quieter, less haunted. Archer and Rosinante didn’t move for a while, just sitting there, holding their son, letting him feel the safety they tried so hard to give him.

The next morning, Archer and Rosinante went to see Raya, the ship’s doctor. She was sitting on deck, a half-empty bottle in hand, when they approached her. Despite her constant drinking, she had a sharp mind, and Archer trusted her instincts more than anyone else's on board.

“Raya,” Archer said, sitting down across from her, the bags under his eyes speaking for themselves. Rosinante, equally exhausted, sat beside him. “We need to talk.”

Raya raised an eyebrow, setting the bottle aside. “About Ace, I take it?”

Archer nodded, leaning back with a sigh. “Yeah. We’ve tried everything we can think of. Holding him, talking to him, being there. But it’s not enough. He’s... he’s drowning, Raya, and I feel like we’re just watching it happen.”

Rosinante added, “We’ve been helping him physically, but the nightmares... the guilt. It’s tearing him apart.”

Raya let out a long sigh, brushing a hand through her messy black hair. “Look, I’m not a doctor of the mind, alright? I can patch up physical wounds, sure, but the kind of pain Ace is going through? That’s beyond my expertise.”

Archer’s heart sank. He had hoped for more—needed more. “So what do we do? Just sit here and watch him suffer?”

“No,” Raya said firmly. “You don’t just sit here. You do something.”

“Like what?” Rosinante asked, frowning.

Raya leaned back, her violet eyes scanning the horizon for a moment before she spoke. “Distractions. Purpose. The kid’s got a hole in his soul right now, and no amount of sitting around moping is gonna fix that. He needs something to do. Something to work towards. Ace needs to find a way to move forward—closure, if that’s possible.”

“Closure?” Archer repeated, raising an eyebrow. “You mean, like, making peace with what happened?”

Raya shrugged. “Something like that. Or maybe even giving him something to aim for. Revenge, if that’s his thing, or a new goal to focus on. I don’t know, man. All I know is, he needs something to pull him out of this funk before it consumes him entirely.”

Rosinante looked thoughtful, his hand resting on his chin. “You think it’s that simple?”

“It’s not simple at all,” Raya corrected. “But it’s a start. The kid’s been through hell. He’s carrying the weight of the dead, and it’s not going away by itself. You need to give him something to live for. Something beyond the guilt.”

Archer frowned, running a hand through his hair. “He’s got us, his brothers. He’s got a family.”

“And that’s a good foundation,” Raya acknowledged. “But right now, he doesn’t feel worthy of it. Ace needs to find something he believes in. It might take time, but that’s the best advice I can give you.”

Archer nodded, processing her words. “So, we give him space to find his own way? And hope he latches onto something?”

“Pretty much.” Raya took another sip from her bottle. “And while he’s finding that way, you two keep doing what you’re doing—being there for him. He’s gonna need both support and a reason to move forward.”

Rosinante sighed softly. “Distractions... purpose... closure. Alright.” He looked at Archer. “We can help him find that. If that’s what he needs.”

 

It was the middle of the night when the idea hit Archer like a cannonball. His eyes snapped open, a fire igniting in his chest. Without thinking, he sat up and punched Rosinante square in the arm to wake him up.

“Rosi!” Archer whispered urgently, a wild grin spreading across his face. “I know what we need to do to help Ace!”

Rosinante groaned, rubbing his arm as he cracked open one tired eye. “What the hell, Arch…?”

But Archer was already halfway out the door, his excitement making him move before he realized he wasn’t exactly… decent.

“Oi, Archer!” Rosinante yelled, his voice groggy but laced with amusement. “You’re not wearing any pants!”

Archer froze mid-step, looking down at his bare legs. “Right. Pants. Important detail.” He sprinted back, hopping into his pants like a madman before bolting out of the cabin again.

Rosinante shook his head in disbelief, still groggy as he climbed out of bed and slowly followed Archer. Whatever his partner was up to, it was bound to be crazy. Then again, wasn’t everything crazy on this ship?

By the time Rosinante reached the galley, Archer was already at the Denden Mushi, the snail’s eyes blinking awake as it connected the call. Rosi leaned against the doorway, arms crossed, watching Archer with a raised brow, half-convinced his lover had lost it completely.

The Denden finally crackled, and a groggy, annoyed voice came through. “Who the hell has the gall to call at this hour?”

Archer’s lips curled into a snarky grin. “Your worst nightmare, Yasopp. Now, go dig out Shanks from whatever hole he’s passed out in. We’ve got business.”

There was a startled yelp on the other end, followed by shuffling noises and hurried footsteps. Yasopp disappeared for a few minutes, presumably hunting down the red-haired captain. Rosinante gave Archer a look that clearly said, Have you lost your mind?

Archer just grinned wider, like a man on a mission. And maybe he was a little mad, but honestly, who wasn’t on this ship?

After a few moments, the Denden crackled again, and this time, a familiar drunken slur cut through the line. “Archer? What the hell is so important you’ve gotta wake me up? It’s the middle of the night…”

Archer didn’t waste any time, cutting straight to the point. “Shanks, do you know where Whitebeard’s buried?”

There was a brief pause, and for once, Shanks didn’t sound like his usual easygoing self. His voice was quieter when he spoke. “Yeah. It was me and my crew that buried the old man. We gave him the best send-off we could.”

Archer’s heart pounded in his chest. This was it. The final piece of the puzzle. “Give me the coordinates.”

There was another pause before Shanks relented, rattling off the coordinates to Whitebeard’s final resting place. Archer scribbled them down, his grin returning as he hung up without even a proper goodbye. He could practically hear Shanks protesting on the other end, telling him to stop scaring Yasopp, but Archer didn’t care.

Turning back to Rosinante, he held up the scrap of paper with the coordinates. “Change course. We’ve got a place to visit.”

Rosinante, now fully awake, looked at Archer with an amused smile. “You sure about this?”

“Absolutely,” Archer said, his voice firm. “It’s time to give Ace the closure he deserves.”

Rosinante chuckled softly, shaking his head as he moved to set the new course. “You’re crazy, you know that?”

“Yeah,” Archer replied, still grinning like a madman. “But you love me for it.”

Rosinante didn’t argue with that.

 

It took them five long days to finally arrive at their destination, and in all that time, neither Archer nor Rosinante had told anyone on the ship where they were headed. The crew had tried prying it out of them, but the couple was tight-lipped, grinning every time someone asked. Ace had been particularly frustrated, but even he knew better than to press when Archer had that mischievous glint in his eye.

As they docked, the crew gathered on the deck, staring out at the small, uninhabited island that lay before them. It was quiet, peaceful in a way that felt almost too still for a place with such heavy significance.

Just as they prepared to disembark, Archer pulled Raya and Gin aside, his expression serious for the first time since they set sail. He lowered his voice, making sure Ace was out of earshot.

“Listen,” Archer said, “I need you two to do something for me. I don’t care how you do it, but I need a fuck load of flowers. Steal 'em, buy 'em, hell, pull 'em from the ground yourself if you have to. Just get 'em. And bring them up that hill over there.” He pointed to the highest point of the island, where the view stretched out to the endless sea.

Raya arched an eyebrow, clearly intrigued. “What exactly are we doing here, Captain?”

Archer grinned, though this time, it wasn’t his usual cocky smirk. There was something softer, more reverent in his expression. “We’re giving Ace something he needs. Just trust me.”

Gin, always the more obedient of the two, nodded without question. “We’ll handle it.”

Raya, still curious but willing to go along, shrugged. “Alright, boss. You want flowers, we’ll get you flowers.”

With that, the two headed off on their mission, leaving Archer and Rosinante standing at the edge of the dock. Rosinante glanced at Archer, his eyes filled with quiet understanding.

“You really think this will help him?” Rosi asked, his voice low.

Archer nodded, watching as the others began to disembark. “It has to. He needs to say goodbye. We all do.” He turned to look at Ace, who stood near the edge of the ship, staring out at the horizon with that familiar cloud hanging over him.

Rosinante placed a hand on Archer’s shoulder. “Then let’s make sure this is something he’ll never forget.”

After spending an hour distracting Ace—something that was no easy feat and earned Archer more than a few annoyed glares from the younger man—they finally saw it. A small flicker of flame rose up on the hill in the distance. Good. It was time.

Without warning, Archer grabbed Ace’s hand, ignoring his protests, and began dragging him along with Rosinante following closely behind. Ace grumbled, half-heartedly trying to free himself from Archer’s grip, but there was a quiet resignation in his eyes. He knew better than to resist when Archer got like this.

As they reached the top of the hill, the sight before them took even Archer's breath away for a moment. Raya and Gin had really pulled through. The entire burial mound was surrounded by a sea of flowers, a riot of color against the serene, peaceful backdrop of the island. Whitebeard’s grave was there, majestic yet simple, marked by a single headstone that seemed to command the hilltop like the man himself once commanded the seas.

Ace looked at Archer and Rosinante, confusion and a hint of frustration creeping into his voice. "What... What are we doing here? And why the hell are there so many flowers?"

Rosinante gave him a gentle nudge forward. “Just look at the headstone, Ace.”

Ace hesitated, his breath catching in his throat. Slowly, as though dreading what he might see, he walked closer. And then, as his eyes fell on the name etched into the stone—Edward Newgate, Whitebeard—the dam inside him broke.

Tears began to pour freely down Ace’s face as he sank to his knees before the grave. One arm wrapped tightly around his stomach as if trying to hold himself together, while the other rested on the headstone, fingers trembling against the cold stone surface.

He sobbed, deep, heart-wrenching sobs that tore through him. For so long, Ace had carried the weight of his guilt, his pain, and his grief. Now, here he was, face to face with the final resting place of the man who had given everything for him.

"I'm sorry," Ace choked out between sobs. "I'm so... so sorry..."

Archer knelt beside him, placing a steadying hand on his shoulder while Rosinante stood close, ready to catch him if he faltered. “Ace,” Archer said quietly, his voice uncharacteristically soft, “you need to let it out. This isn’t your fault. Whitebeard... he made his choice. He died protecting his sons. It’s what he wanted.”

Ace shook his head, tears falling harder. “But I— I should’ve... If I hadn’t gone after Blackbeard, none of this would’ve happened... I—”

“No,” Rosinante interrupted gently, his deep voice carrying warmth and reassurance. “Whitebeard knew the risks, just like we all do. His love for you and the crew... that was stronger than any fear of death. You were his family, Ace. Don’t take that away from him by blaming yourself.”

Ace sobbed harder, his forehead now resting against the stone. “I don’t... I don’t know what to do without him,” he whispered, voice broken. “I don’t know how to move forward.”

Archer crouched beside him, his hand never leaving Ace’s shoulder. “You have us. Me, Rosi, Luffy, Law... we’re still here, Ace. We’ll figure it out together. But right now? Just say goodbye. You need to let him go.”

For what felt like hours, Ace knelt there, crying for the father he had lost, for the guilt he had carried, and for the uncertainty of what lay ahead. And through it all, Archer and Rosinante stayed by his side, offering nothing but their silent support and love.

At long last, when the tears had slowed, Ace raised his head and wiped his face with his sleeve, his eyes red but more at peace than they had been in weeks. He placed his palm on the headstone one last time, whispering a quiet, “Thank you... for everything, old man.”

Then, slowly, he stood, turning to face Archer and Rosinante. His voice was still raw, but there was a flicker of determination behind it now. “What... what do we do next?”

Archer gave him a small, proud grin. “We live, Ace. That’s what we do next.” He clapped Ace on the back, a little harder than necessary, making the younger man wince but grin back nonetheless.

 

It had been a few days since they left the island where Whitebeard lay at rest, and the mood on the Silence was lighter than it had been in weeks. The crew was back to their usual antics, and Archer, well... Archer found himself in a situation. Again.

"How in the hell do you always end up like this?" Rosinante grumbled, struggling to untangle Archer from the rope he’d somehow managed to get himself stuck in—hanging upside down like some kind of demented bat. Archer had the grace to look only mildly embarrassed, swinging slightly in the breeze as his upside-down golden eyes scanned the deck.

“I’m improvising,” Archer said, his voice nonchalant as he hung there, arms crossed in defiance of his predicament.

Rosinante sighed deeply, yanking at the knot. "Improvising... right."

Just then, Ace shuffled over, his hands stuffed deep in his pockets, his eyes focused on his feet. Archer, despite his odd position, noticed the uncertainty in his son’s body language. Ace wasn’t one to fidget unless something was weighing heavily on him.

“What’s on your mind, brat?” Archer asked, not one to beat around the bush, even when suspended in midair. He gave a slight wiggle in the ropes as if that would help him get free.

Ace blinked at him, completely ignoring the ridiculous scene in front of him as though having one of his fathers dangling from a rope was the most natural thing in the world. “I was just thinking...”

Rosinante grumbled something about too much thinking under his breath as he tugged on the rope.

“I was thinking... maybe... could I—” Ace hesitated, kicking at the floor with the tip of his boot. “Could I join your crew? Permanently, I mean.” His voice came out shy, which was rare for the normally bold young man.

Archer paused mid-swing, staring at Ace for a long moment. “You... want to join us?” he asked, and when Ace nodded, a grin spread across his face. “Hell yes, you can!”

Rosinante, finally freeing Archer from the cursed rope, almost stumbled back from the force of Archer’s excitement. Rosi straightened up, brushing off his coat, and smiled at Ace. “Of course you can,” he said warmly, his deep voice full of affection.

In an instant, Archer had sprung up and pulled Ace into a fierce hug, his grin wide enough to split his face. Rosinante quickly joined, wrapping his long arms around the both of them, pulling them into a tight embrace. Ace, caught between the two, let out a small laugh, his face bright with a joy he hadn’t shown in far too long.

Before they could break apart, the rest of the crew appeared, as if drawn in by the magnetic pull of the moment. Giles lumbered over, clapping a massive hand on Ace’s back, while Raya threw her arms around them all, squeezing in with surprising strength for her size. Timble perched on Giles’ shoulder, and Gin joined, his grin matching Archer’s. Nugget, true to form, landed squarely on Ace’s head, chirping as if in approval of the decision.

The group hug turned into a massive pile-up of laughter and grinning faces, with Ace standing at the center, looking more at peace than he had since before Marineford.

 

It was a quiet night on the Silence, the sea stretching out in an endless dark horizon, the stars above sparkling like a thousand tiny lanterns. Archer and Ace were sitting by the helm, supposed to be on night duty. Supposed to be.

They’d started out fine, talking softly about nothing in particular—old stories, memories of Rouge, and even the stupid antics that Luffy had gotten into as a kid. It was easy, comfortable, just sitting there in the stillness with the soft creak of the ship and the rhythmic slosh of the waves.

But then, in true Portgas fashion, the gentle sounds of the sea and the warm breeze had lured them into a slow, inevitable slide toward sleep. Before they knew it, both of them were out cold—Ace with his arms crossed and head tilted back against the wooden wall, and Archer slumped over the helm, his head resting on his folded arms.

The first sound they heard upon waking was not the peaceful murmur of the waves or the gentle rustle of the sails. No, it was Rosinante’s voice, shouting from below deck, his tone a mixture of exasperation and disbelief.

How in the hell did you both fall asleep on night duty?!

Archer groaned, lifting his head from the helm, blinking blearily at the now-brightening sky. “Shit,” he muttered under his breath, glancing sideways at Ace, who was rubbing his eyes like a kid who’d been woken from a nap.

“Who the hell thought it was a good idea to put the two of you on the same shift?!” Rosinante was still yelling as he stormed up to the deck, his coat flapping dramatically in the breeze as if the ship itself was adding to his indignation.

Ace tried, and failed, to suppress a grin. “I mean, it was a good idea at first,” he mumbled.

Archer, still groggy but amused, scratched the back of his neck. “Rosi, love, you know we didn’t mean to. The stars were just so... relaxing.” He smirked, trying to charm his way out of trouble.

Rosinante’s glare was unyielding. “Relaxing? You both could have gotten us killed! The whole crew could’ve woken up in the middle of a storm, or worse—beached!

Just as Archer opened his mouth to argue—perhaps something witty, like blaming the stars again—Timble appeared, perched on Giles’ shoulder, pointing directly at Rosinante with the flat expression only the small man could pull off.

Without missing a beat, the tiny man pointed accusingly at Rosinante and said in his squeaky voice, “You. You’re the one who scheduled them together.”

Rosinante froze mid-rant, his finger still in the air, mouth half-open. He blinked, then frowned, turning his glare from Archer and Ace to himself as if trying to remember. “Wait… I did?”

Timble nodded solemnly. “Yes. You. Idiot.”

Ace couldn’t help it. He burst into laughter, clutching his sides as he doubled over, and even Archer’s grumpy face cracked into a wide grin. Archer threw his arm over Ace’s shoulders, shaking his head.

“Well, well, Rosi, looks like you’ve got no one to blame but yourself,” Archer teased, his grin widening.

Rosinante, for once at a loss for words, muttered something about needing coffee and stomped off below deck, his face slightly red. Timble just shook his head in exasperation.

As the two Portgas men watched their red-faced partner and father walk away, they exchanged a look—one full of mischief and affection.

“We’re never gonna live this down, are we?” Ace asked, still chuckling.

“Probably not,” Archer replied with a smirk, “but it was worth it.”

The crew of the Silence was in disarray after realizing just how far off course they'd drifted during Archer and Ace's unfortunate snooze at the helm. Giles, their ever-cranky navigator, had grumbled like an old man as he stomped around the deck, his sharp, shark-like teeth bared in annoyance.

You two knuckleheads got us so far off course,” Giles groused, pointing an accusing finger at both Archer and Ace. “I’ve got no clue where the hell we are! Gotta find the nearest island to dock and reset the damn log pose!

Rosinante, still red-faced with embarrassment, mumbled something unintelligible under his breath. Archer swore he caught something about 'never again,' but he didn’t press the issue.

Luckily, it only took them a day to find the nearest island. As they sailed closer, Archer was comfortably sitting on deck, absorbed in his book. His reading glasses—loathed as they were—rested on the bridge of his nose as he turned the pages. He was just starting to relax again when he heard loud shouts coming from the shore.

What now?” Archer muttered, looking up from the book, peering over the rim of his glasses.

From the island, he saw a figure in a bright pink dress sprinting through the streets, being chased by a group of women who looked ready to tear the poor soul apart. Archer raised an eyebrow at the sight, leaning back in his chair. Women, he thought, shaking his head. Absolutely bonkers. He glanced at the commotion again, reminded of Raya’s wild antics.

But then, something about the person in the pink dress caught his attention. It wasn’t the fact that they were being chased—it was the voice. The shrill shout had been surprisingly deep, way too deep for a lady in a pink dress.

Archer squinted and took off his glasses, rubbing them with his shirt. Putting them back on, he looked again. His eyes widened in disbelief as the figure came closer into view. There was no mistaking it now—the blond hair, the cigarette dangling from their lips as they ran for their life…

No fucking way…” Archer muttered, leaning forward, eyes narrowing.

It was Sanji.

 

Chapter 43: Fuck off

Summary:

Aint got the legs for it.
Cookies
Yelling
Scary Raya and Nugget
Scary Archer
Scared Ivanko
Proud Ace
Horny Rosi

Notes:

A damsel in distress!

Throw a comment and a kudos if you like :D

Ideas are more than welcome

Chapter Text

Archer blinked hard, his eyes narrowing as he tried to make sense of what he was seeing. He glanced around the deck, half-expecting to catch one of the crew witnessing the bizarre scene unfolding before him. Surely, someone had to be around to confirm that he hadn’t finally lost his damn mind after all the hits to the head over the years.

But no. The deck was empty. Everyone was either sleeping, eating, or doing God knows what below deck. Of course, Archer thought bitterly. The one time something this ridiculous happens, no one’s around to witness it with him.

Archer sighed, his eyes trailing back to the spectacle onshore. Sanji—wearing a bright pink dress—was still running, the group of ugly women hot on his tail. But the cook had spotted him now. Archer’s hands shot up in the air, and he started waving frantically, shouting Sanji’s name.

“Oi, Oregano boy! Over here!”

Sanji’s head snapped toward the ship. For a moment, a fleeting moment, Archer thought Sanji was about to throw himself into the water and swim toward the Silence—as any sane person might do in his situation.

But no. Of course not. Because apparently, the day hadn’t been weird enough already.

Sanji’s legs lit on fire.

Archer blinked. Rubbed his eyes. Looked again.

Yup. His legs are definitely on fire.

And what did the brat do next? He walked into the air. As if striding on invisible steps, his flaming legs carried him upward, toward the Silence. Like it was the most normal thing in the world.

Archer’s mouth hung open, staring in complete disbelief. “You’ve got to be shitting me.”

He rubbed his temples, groaning inwardly. He was getting too old for this shit.

Sanji, still on his fiery ascent, closed the distance quickly. Archer could hear the tap, tap, tap of the air kicks as the kid casually strolled over the waves, leaving the crazed women behind. He landed lightly on the deck, panting and wiping the sweat from his brow, that damn pink dress fluttering around his legs.

Sanji was about to speak, but Archer held up a hand, stopping him.

“No. Just...” Archer gestured vaguely toward the air behind him, then at Sanji’s legs. “Do you even realize how insane that just was? Fire? Walking on air? And in a dress?”

Sanji, beet red in the face, looked at Archer with desperation in his eyes. His usual cocky demeanor was nowhere to be found as he pleaded, “Please... help me. They want to put makeup on me too.”

Archer raised a hand, signaling for him to slow down. “Alright, kid, start from the beginning. What the hell happened to you?”

Sanji let out a heavy sigh, slumping against the mast. “It’s... Kamabakka Island. I ended up there after...” he trailed off, clearly not wanting to go into the specifics. “Let’s just say it wasn’t by choice. Ivankov—this crazy dude with powers from the Revolution—he runs the place.”

Archer crossed his arms, leaning against the rail, listening with interest. “Ivankov, huh? Go on.”

Sanji nodded, the redness in his face deepening. “Yeah, well, turns out the island is full of okamas. You know, men who dress as women. And they’ve made it their mission to chase me constantly, trying to put dresses on me, makeup, the whole deal. Every day for the past year.”

“A year?” Archer raised an eyebrow. “You mean to tell me you’ve been stuck on that island for a whole year, running from them?”

Sanji groaned, running a hand through his hair. “Yeah. One year of hell. I mean, Ivankov said it was part of my training, and... well, I’ve gotten stronger, but the okamas... they won’t stop. This,” he gestured to the dress he was wearing, “is just the latest in their ‘kindness.’ And now they want to do my makeup too.”

Archer stood there for a moment, letting it all sink in. Then he let out a loud laugh, slapping his knee.

After he finished laughing at Sanji's predicament, he decided the kid had suffered enough. As much fun as it had been, it wasn’t fair to let the rest of the crew see Sanji in a dress, especially when it was clear how much he hated it.

"Alright, come on," Archer said, motioning for Sanji to follow him. "Let’s get you inside before anyone else catches wind of this."

He smuggled Sanji into his and Rosinante’s cabin, shutting the door behind them. As he stood there, looking at the sorry sight of Sanji in a pink dress, something shifted in him. What started as amusement was turning into anger. Training the kid was one thing, but forcing him into something he clearly didn’t want? That was sick.

“Damn them,” Archer muttered under his breath. Sanji glanced at him, confused, but didn’t say anything.

Archer rummaged through a chest at the foot of their bed and pulled out a shirt and a pair of pants. “Here, put these on,” he said, handing them to Sanji. “Stay here and change. I’ll go get Rosi.”

Sanji took the clothes, his expression softening. “Thanks,” he muttered quietly, barely meeting Archer’s gaze.

Archer gave him a small nod before stepping out of the cabin. As the door closed behind him, he stood in the hallway for a moment, fists clenching and unclenching. The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. Forcing Sanji to wear a dress for an entire year, against his will? It wasn't right.

Archer found Rosinante exactly where he thought he’d be—hunched over in the pantry, snacking on a cookie like a guilty child caught sneaking sweets before dinner. Rosinante froze when he saw Archer approach, cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk.

"You know," Archer began, shaking his head, "if I wasn't so distracted, I'd give you hell for raiding the cookie stash."

Rosinante grinned sheepishly and, without missing a beat, held out the bag toward Archer. "Cookie?"

"Later," Archer said, waving it off as they started walking. His expression turned serious, his voice lowering. "I need you to come with me. We’ve got a situation."

Rosinante raised an eyebrow but kept munching as they walked through the narrow corridor of the ship. "What's up? You look like you've just seen a ghost."

"History’s repeating itself," Archer muttered, sounding half-annoyed, half-amused. "And for the second time in my life, I’ve saved the same kid from a damn island."

Rosinante, still not quite following, looked at him in confusion. “Wait, what? What kid?”

Archer didn’t respond right away, leading him back to their cabin. When Rosinante opened the door, his eyes went wide at the sight of Sanji, now dressed in Archer’s clothes, sitting on the edge of their bed. His arms were wrapped tightly around his body, head hanging low, blond hair obscuring most of his face. He looked utterly defeated.

“What the hell happened?” Rosinante asked, the half-eaten cookie forgotten in his hand.

Archer sighed and leaned against the doorframe, crossing his arms. "Turns out, the okamas on Kamabakka Island didn’t just train him. They’ve been forcing him into dresses and makeup, chasing him around like it’s some game. Sanji’s been stuck like that for a year."

Rosinante's mouth fell open. "Are you serious?"

"Dead serious," Archer said, glancing over at Sanji, who hadn’t moved. "He’s too proud to say it, but it’s clear he’s been through hell. I laughed it off at first, but the more I think about it, the more pissed off I get."

Rosinante stepped closer to Sanji, his expression softening as he crouched down in front of him. “Sanji,” he said gently, “why didn’t you say anything sooner?”

Sanji didn’t answer, his body trembling slightly as he gripped his arms tighter, refusing to meet their eyes. Rosinante reached out, placing a hand on Sanji’s knee.

"You’re safe here," Rosinante said softly. "No one’s going to make you do anything you don’t want to."

For a long moment, there was silence in the cabin. Sanji’s shoulders shook slightly, and Archer could see the way his fingers dug into his arms, holding back whatever emotions he was struggling with.

Archer, who was never one for being sentimental, finally stepped forward, awkwardly clearing his throat. “Look. You don’t have to explain anything. We’ve got your back, alright? Just... rest for now. We’ll figure out the rest later.”

Sanji lifted his head slightly, his eyes red but his expression determined. "Thank you," he whispered, his voice barely audible.

Archer just grunted, reaching out to ruffle Sanji’s hair in his usual rough but affectionate manner. "Yeah, just don’t burn the ship down with that weird fire leg of yours."

For the first time in what felt like forever, Sanji gave a small, tired smile.

But before Archer and Rosinante even reached the door, it slammed open with a loud bang, startling both of them. Ace, out of breath and looking like he'd sprinted the length of the ship, burst into their cabin.

"Dad! Papa!" Ace gasped, hands on his knees as he tried to catch his breath. "You gotta come quick—there’s a bunch of weirdos trying to get onboard, and Raya and Nugget are about five seconds away from killing them all—"

He stopped mid-sentence, eyes going wide as he finally noticed Sanji sitting on the bed. Sanji, still looking a bit out of sorts, glanced up with a tired expression.

“Ace,” Sanji said, his voice quiet but carrying a lot of weight behind it. "Hey."

Ace just stood there, his mouth hanging open in shock, like his brain couldn't quite process what he was seeing. “Sanji?” he blurted out, blinking rapidly. “What—what are you doing here? And... why are you dressed in dads clothes?"

Before the situation could get more awkward, Rosinante, fished out the last of his cookies and pressed it into Ace’s hand. "Here," he said, nodding toward Sanji. "Stay with him for a bit, alright? Me and your dad will go check out what’s happening on deck."

Ace, still looking shell-shocked, just nodded without another word. He didn’t even glance at the cookie in his hand, his attention fully on Sanji as he took a few tentative steps closer to him. Sanji gave a small, sheepish smile, rubbing the back of his neck.

"Hey," Sanji muttered again, voice low.

Rosinante shot Archer a look, and Archer gave a quick nod. “We’ll be back,” Archer said to the boys, already moving toward the door. "Don’t burn the cabin down, got it?"

Without waiting for a reply, Archer and Rosinante hurried out, leaving Ace standing in front of Sanji, still dumbfounded by the whole situation.

 

As soon as Archer and Rosinante reached the deck, the first thing they heard was Raya's voice, loud and sharp, cutting through the air like a blade.

“If you don’t fuck off this second, I swear I’ll let the bird kill you. Slowly.”

Archer's eyes swept over the scene, his anger bubbling beneath the surface. There were about eight okamas, all brightly dressed in various shades of pink and purple, standing confidently on their deck. Next to them stood a man dressed in nothing but female underwear, which, of course, made Archer raise an eyebrow in disbelief. Standing across from the group, Raya looked like she was two seconds away from launching Nugget at them. The rest of the crew stood behind her, ready to back her up.

The man in underwear stepped forward, completely oblivious to the hostility, and in an almost cheery tone asked, “So, where’s the leader of this ship?”

Just as he finished speaking, Archer slammed the door behind him with a bang that echoed across the deck, the sound making everyone, including Raya, jump a little. His eyes blazed as he stepped forward, the pure fury radiating from him. Rosinante followed closely behind, but he was more interested in observing, his hand resting casually on his side.

Archer growled, his voice low and dangerous, “You’re looking at him.”

The sheer weight of his tone caused a ripple of unease to spread through the intruders. The okamas exchanged glances, and even the man in his underwear seemed to shrink a little. The tension on the deck was so thick you could cut it with a knife. Raya smirked at Archer’s arrival, standing back a bit but still keeping Nugget primed and ready for attack. The rest of the crew just watched, waiting to see what Archer would do next.

The man in the underwear then stated to speak “W-We’re here for Sanji. We know he’s on this ship. Hand him over, and we’ll be on our way.”

Archer’s eyes narrowed dangerously, his temper flaring at the demand. “First of all," he said, his voice ice-cold, "this is my ship. You don’t come on here barking orders. And second—"

Rosi, sensing Archer was about to go nuclear, interrupted with a slight cough. “What my partner means is... No. You’re not taking him. Now, if you know what’s good for you.”

Archer crossed his arms, glaring at the group. "Unless you really wanna see what happens when I let the crazy bird lady over there and her demon bird loose."

Nugget let out a screech, flaring its wings dramatically from Raya’s shoulder. The okamas took a step back, looking at each other with concern. Even the man in his underwear gulped, clearly not liking where this was heading.

“We don’t want any trouble,” one of the okamas said, holding up her hands. “But we have orders to bring him back.”

Archer’s lip curled in a sneer. “Orders? You’re on my ship. My orders matter here.”

Archer looked the man up and down, barely able to hide his distaste for the pink lingerie and fishnets. He crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow.

"So, you’re Ivanko, right?" he asked, voice dripping with sarcasm.

The man in female underwear nodded, puffing out his chest a little. “I am! Emporio Ivankov, ruler of Kamabakka Kingdom and commander of the Revolutionary Army’s G-Force. I’ve been tasked with training Sanji—to the best of my abilities. And I have to do my job.”

Archer’s golden eyes glinted with something dangerous, and his grin was as sharp as a knife. “Is that so?” He paused for a moment, then tilted his head mockingly. “Tell me, Ivankov, do you even know what ship you’ve boarded?”

For the first time, Ivankov faltered. He glanced around the deck, noticing the fierce expressions on everyone’s faces—especially Archer’s—and the bird that was still flaring its wings ominously on Raya’s shoulder.

“I... um...” Ivankov hesitated, clearly unsure.

Archer’s grin widened as he uncrossed his arms and took a step forward. “Well, let me enlighten you. This here is my ship, the Silence, and we’re the Roaring Pirates. That’s right. I’m Portgas D. Archer, and my partner here is Donquixote Rosinante. Now, I don’t give a flying fuck about your orders, but how dare you torment my son-in-law like that?”

Ivankov’s eyes widened as the realization hit him. He was standing on the deck of the infamous Roaring Pirates, with one of the deadliest pirate duos the Grand Line had ever seen. The color seemed to drain from his face, and he stammered, “W-Wait, son-in-law? I thought you had sons! Who’s his partner?”

Just then, as if on cue, Ace stormed onto the deck, his face flushed with anger. His dark eyes blazed as he marched up to the group, his fists clenched tightly at his sides. “Me.” His voice was firm, no hesitation. “I’m Sanji’s boyfriend.”

The tension on the deck skyrocketed as Ace glared at Ivankov, looking like he was two seconds away from igniting into flames. His freckles stood out against the furious flush of his skin, and his breathing was heavy, as if he’d run the entire way there.

Ivankov blinked in shock, looking between Ace and Archer, then back to Ace. “You? But—”

“Yeah, me.” Ace cut him off, stepping in front of Archer and Rosinante protectively. “So, unless you want me to roast you alive, I suggest you and your weird crew leave right now.

Ivankov seemed to be processing everything at once—Sanji’s connection to the Roaring Pirates, the fact that Fire Fist Ace, was his boyfriend, and the sheer magnitude of the situation he had found himself in. He swallowed nervously, clearly realizing he was in way over his head.

Archer couldn't help but let out a loud, sharp laugh. He crossed his arms, towering over Ivankov, who looked smaller by the second. “You know, this isn't the first time I’ve had to deal with your lot,” Archer said, voice thick with amusement. “A long time ago, your so-called Revolutionary Army sought me and Rosi out too. Wanted us to join them.”

Ivankov blinked in surprise. “Really? The Revolutionaries? What did you say?”

Archer’s grin turned wicked as he leaned in, eyes glinting dangerously. “I told that creepy fucker in the green cloak back then the same thing I’m gonna tell you now: Fuck off.

Ivankov paled visibly, his bold demeanor faltering completely. “Wait… wait… Are you saying you told Monkey D. Dragon himself to… to fuck off?”

The smirk never left Archer’s face as he gave Ivankov a hard, unblinking stare. “That's right. Your little gang is ridiculous, and your leader’s a fool. An idiot, even.” His voice dropped lower, more menacing. “And by sundown tonight, every last one of Sanji’s possessions better be packed and sitting on the shore. Or else...” He let the words hang in the air, his grin fading into something far more sinister. “Who knows if Kamabakka Island might end up suffering the same fate as Enies Lobby, Sabaody, and Marineford?”

Ivankov’s face drained of all color. The mention of those infamous incidents—the destruction, the sheer chaos caused by the Roaring Pirates—clearly struck fear into him. He swallowed hard, nodding rapidly. “Y-Yes, of course. By sundown.”

Without another word, Ivankov turned on his heel, hurriedly ushering the okamas back toward their own ship. Within minutes, they were gone, retreating as fast as they could without another glance back.

The crew, who had been watching in silence, began to relax, tension easing from the air. Archer clapped his hands together, the sound breaking the quiet.

“Well, that was fun!” he declared with a grin, as if they hadn’t just threatened one of the most powerful commanders in the Revolutionary Army.

Rosinante shook his head, smiling softly as he placed a hand on Archer’s shoulder. “Only you would find that fun, Arch.”

Archer shrugged with a playful smirk. “What can I say? Gotta keep things interesting.”

Ace looked at his dad with wide, admiring eyes, a classic case of hero worship shining through. “You’re awesome, Dad!” he exclaimed, beaming.

Archer couldn’t help but grin, his heart swelling with pride. “Thanks, brat. Now go grab Sanji for me, will you?”

Ace nodded eagerly and sprinted off. When they returned a few moments later, Sanji was beaming, a new spark in his eyes. Rosinante, a gentle smile on his face. “You’ll be joining us for the next year, Sanji. Then you can reunite with the Straw Hats at Sabaody,” he said.

Sanji’s eyes lit up, and he grinned widely. “Thanks! That means a lot!”

Archer clapped him on the shoulder. “It’s nothing, really. You’re more than welcome here.”

Archer headed toward the helm to have a chat with Giles about their next course of action. But just as he passed Rosinante, he overheard a whisper that made him stop dead in his tracks.

“If you don’t want you and Sanji to get traumatized,” Rosinante murmured to Ace, “you might want to switch cabins. I have plans to do dirty dirty things to your dad tonight.”

Archer’s mouth dropped open in shock, and he barely stifled a laugh. Ace, eyes wide, turned beet red. “Ew! No way!” he shouted, his face twisting in horror as he processed the implications. Without wasting another second, he bolted down the hallway, yelling, “I’m moving my stuff to another cabin!”

Archer watched in amusement as Ace hurriedly grabbed his belongings, scuttling away like a frantic squirrel. The mental image of his son trying to escape the potential “trauma” of his dad’s romantic escapades was just too funny.

 

And boy did Rosi deliver! Later that evening Rosinante cornered him against the wooden wall, Archer's heart raced, and his breath quickened.

Rosinante's hands were like vices, gripping Archer's slender waist, lifting him slightly off the ground, and pressing their bodies together. Rosinante's lips crushed against Archer's, hungry and demanding. He bit down gently on the younger man's full lower lip, eliciting a soft moan that turned into a growl of pleasure. Their kiss was savage, teeth clashing and tongues dueling for dominance.

Rosinante's hands roamed over Archer's body, tearing at his shirt, desperate to feel the warm skin beneath. Buttons popped off, scattering across the floor, as Rosinante exposed Archer's chest, leaving it bare for his exploration. "You're fucking gorgeous," Rosinante growled between kisses, his hot breath fanning over Archer's sensitive neck. He nipped and sucked at the delicate skin, leaving a trail of marks. Archer's hands tangled in Rosinante's blond hair, pulling him closer, urging him on. The cabin echoed with the sounds of their frantic undressing, clothes ripping off in haste. Archer's lean muscles flexed as he wriggled out of his pants, his erection straining against his boxer briefs.

Rosinante's eyes darkened at the sight, his own cock throbbing in anticipation. Rosinante pushed Archer onto the nearby bed, the metal frame creaking under the sudden weight. He loomed over Archer, taking in the sight of his lover's body, now fully exposed and quivering with need. Archer's cock stood proud, leaking pre-cum.

Rosinante's fingers traced the lines of Archer's scars, each one a reminder of past battles and a life lived fiercely. "You're a work of art," he whispered, his voice hoarse with desire. He bent down and kissed each scar, paying homage to Archer's resilience.

Archer's breath hitched as Rosinante's lips traveled lower, nipping at his nipples, making them pebble-hard. He sucked and teased, eliciting a series of moans and curses from Archer's lips. The younger man's hands gripped the sheets, twisting them in his fists as he struggled to maintain control.

Rosinante's own clothes were discarded. He straddled Archer's thighs, his thick cock brushing against Archer's, creating a delicious friction that had Archer squirming beneath him. "Please..." Archer begged, his eyes pleading for the release only Rosinante could provide. Rosinante reached for the lube, coating his fingers generously.

He leaned down, his lips brushing against Archer's ear as he whispered, "I'll make it good for you, love. So damn good." His fingers found Archer's entrance, probing gently, ensuring he was prepared for what was to come. Archer's body trembled as Rosinante's finger slid inside him, stretching and filling him. He added a second finger, scissoring and twisting, eliciting a chorus of gasps and moans. "More..." Archer panted, his body craving the fullness only Rosinante could provide.

Rosinante obliged, adding a third finger, preparing Archer with a relentless rhythm. The younger man's hole clenched and relaxed around Rosinante's digits, slick and ready. "You're perfect," Rosinante growled, his own need growing with every passing second. With a final kiss to Archer's lips, Rosinante positioned himself at Archer's entrance, his thick cock poised to claim what was rightfully his. He thrust forward, penetrating Archer in one smooth motion, eliciting a cry of pleasure mixed with pain.

"Fuck, you're so tight," Rosinante grunted, his eyes rolling back slightly as he savored the sensation of Archer's heat enveloping him. He paused, allowing Archer to adjust to his size, before beginning a slow, relentless rhythm. Archer's body moved with Rosinante's, their skin slapping together as they fucked.

Rosinante's hands gripped Archer's hips, guiding the pace, while his other hand reached around to grasp a fistful of Archer's golden hair, holding him in place. "Yes... yes... harder!" Archer cried out, his body craving the rough treatment.

Rosinante obliged, pounding into Archer with abandon, his balls slapping against the younger man's ass. He leaned down, biting and sucking at Archer's shoulder, marking him as his own. "You like it rough, don't you love?" he growled. "Yes... fuck me... harder!" Archer's voice was raw, his body arching to meet each powerful thrust Rosinante complied, his own control fraying at the edges.

He fucked Archer with abandon, their bodies a blur of sweat and passion. The cabin was filled with the sounds of their coupling—the wet slaps of skin, the creak of the bed, and the chorus of their moans and curses. Archer's fingers dug into Rosinante’s shoulders, his body tensing as he neared the edge. "I'm close... so close..." he panted. Rosinante reached around, wrapping his large hand around Archer's cock, stroking him in time with his thrusts.

"Cum for me, Archer," he commanded, his voice thick with desire. Archer's body convulsed as he came, his release painting their stomachs with hot streaks of cum. The sight of Archer's orgasm pushed Rosinante over the edge. He thrust a few more times before filling Archer with his own seed, his cock pulsing as he emptied himself deep inside his lover.

Spent and satisfied, they collapsed onto the bed, their hearts pounding in unison. Rosinante nuzzled Archer's neck, planting soft kisses along his sweat-slicked skin. "Fuck I love you" he whispered, his voice hoarse.

Still panting from the excitement, Archer turned toward Rosi, who was sprawled out on their bed, looking like the king of the world. The sight made Archer’s heart flutter. He ran his fingers lightly over Rosi’s chest, feeling the warmth beneath his touch, and a smile spread across his face.

“It was a good idea to get Ace to move cabins,” Archer said, a teasing lilt in his voice.

Rosi chuckled, his eyes sparkling with mischief. “You know,” he said, propping himself up on one elbow, “when you gave that verbal smackdown to Ivanko, I knew I had to fuck you.”

Archer’s grin widened at the bold statement, his heart racing. “Oh, is that how it works? I just have to intimidate the hell out of our visitors” to earn some ‘quality time’?”

Rosi laughed, leaning back against the pillows, a satisfied smirk playing on his lips.

 

The next morning dawned bright and clear, the sun spilling golden light across the deck of the Silence. Archer stood by the helm, watching as the crew bustled about, readying the ship for departure. The log pose was finally set, and everything was in order to get the hell away from the island.

But more importantly, there was Sanji, moving around the galley with Gin, laughter bubbling from them as they cooked together. Sanji’s smile was radiant, brightening the whole ship like the sun breaking through clouds. Archer couldn’t help but smile at the sight. It was good to see Sanji so happy, especially after everything he’d been through.

Archer turned to Rosinante, who was leaning casually against the rail, looking every bit as relaxed as Archer felt. “You know,” Archer said, nodding toward the galley, “it’s a good thing Ace and I fell asleep that night. Otherwise, we might never have found Sanji.”

Rosi’s eyes twinkled with amusement as he smirked at Archer. “Yes it was, but your still and idiot.”

Archer rolled his eyes, a grin breaking out on his face. “Hey, it wasn’t my fault! It was a perfectly good nap—”

“Which you took while on duty!” Rosi interrupted, chuckling. “I think you owe me one for that, too.”

Archer pretended to ponder this for a moment, then shrugged with exaggerated nonchalance. “I’ll make it up to you. How about a blowjob then?”

In the background Ace groaned.

 

 

 

 

Chapter 44: Clowning around

Summary:

Cookies
Who needs clothes?
Poor Law
A Penguin in heaven
Buggy
Doffy
The "talk"

Notes:

Throw a comment and a kudos if you like :D

Chapter Text

Archer slouched against the helm, arms crossed, and eyes half-lidded in the dull haze of utter boredom. It had been days—days—since they’d last made landfall, and the monotony of open sea was wearing him thin. He drummed his fingers against the wood, the soft tap-tap-tap the only noise in the stillness of the afternoon.

He looked over at Giles, who was steering with all the calm patience of a man who had sailed far too long with this crew. Archer, on the other hand, was wound up tighter than a spring. He groaned, long and exaggerated. “How much longer to the next island?”

Without missing a beat, Giles shot him a sharp look, his shark-like eyes narrowing. “You ask me that one more time, Archer, and I swear by the ocean, I’ll string you up upside down from the Silence’s figurehead. Captain or not.”

Archer grinned, the threat only slightly tempering his restlessness. “At least then I’d have a change of scenery.”

Giles let out a low growl, muttering under his breath. Something about “stir-crazy captains” and “too much energy for his own good.” Archer didn’t pay it much mind. He was used to Giles’ grumbling—it was practically part of the ship's ambiance by now.

Still, he couldn’t shake the feeling that if he didn’t get off the ship soon, he’d go mad. Archer rubbed a hand over his face, then let it fall dramatically to his side. “I’m serious, Giles. I need to stretch my legs. I feel like a caged animal.”

From the helm, Giles snorted. “That’s ‘cause you are a animal, Archer. You just haven’t figured out how to pace your damn cage yet.”

Archer turned to glare at him, but the big fishman only gave him a crooked smile, sharp teeth glinting in the sun. Archer shook his head. “You’re no help, you know that?”

“I’m not here to babysit your boredom.”

Archer groaned again, louder this time for effect, before leaning over the railing to peer out at the endless expanse of blue. No islands in sight. Nothing but waves and sky. Great.

Just then, Rosinante’s long frame emerged from below deck, a cookie in hand—another damn cookie. Archer narrowed his eyes at him as he walked over, plopping himself next to Archer with all the grace of someone who clearly had no pressing concerns.

“You’re still snacking?” Archer asked, raising a brow. “You know Sanji’s going to cook us a feast, and you’re going to spoil your appetite.”

Rosinante shrugged, taking a slow, deliberate bite of the cookie. “I’m a growing man.”

“Yeah, sideways,” Archer muttered.

Rosinante smirked, brushing crumbs off his lap. “What’s eating you, anyway? You’ve been pacing like a lion in a cage.”

“I am in a cage!” Archer shot back, arms flailing dramatically. “And I swear if I don’t get off this ship soon, I’m going to—”

“Do what?” Rosi interrupted, his voice calm but with a glint of humor in his eyes. “Throw yourself overboard?”

Archer shot him a dirty look. “I might! Just for a change of scenery!”

“Please don’t. It’d be such a hassle fishing you out.” Rosi’s tone was lazy, but his grin was teasing.

Before Archer could retort, a loud caw echoed from the crow’s nest. Nugget, perched up high, flapped his wings in excitement. Raya’s voice followed shortly after, shouting down, “Land ho!”

Archer bolted upright, his heart leaping. “Finally!”

Giles shot him a glare as he adjusted the course. “If you jump off this ship before we dock, I’ll have Nugget pluck you out of the water and roast you for dinner.”

Ignoring the grumbling, Archer leaned over the rail again, eyes scanning the horizon eagerly until he spotted it—an island. Small, but land nonetheless. Freedom.

Turning back to Rosinante with a triumphant grin, he clapped him on the shoulder. “Told you I wouldn’t need to jump.”

Rosinante’s lips quirked in a lazy grin. “You’re still an idiot.”

“And yet,” Archer said, already heading below deck to get his things, “you love me anyway.”

Rosinante just chuckled, watching him go.

 

As soon as the Silence docked, Archer and Ace shot off the ship like cannonballs, not even sparing a glance at the others. Neither Rosinante nor Sanji stood a chance of stopping them—the father-son duo was already sprinting down the beach like wild maniacs.

Archer, full of boundless energy after being cooped up for so long, suddenly launched himself into a series of somersaults, his infectious laughter ringing out over the beach. "C'mon, brat! Keep up!" he called, mid-spin.

Ace, never one to back down from a challenge, tried to mimic his father’s acrobatics, but mid-flip, he misjudged his landing and went crashing face-first into the sand with a muffled thud. His legs flailed for a second before he lay still, groaning.

Sanji, standing at the edge of the shore with his hands on his hips, could only sigh, shaking his head as he watched his boyfriend's miserable attempt. His eyes shifted from Ace's prone form to Archer, who was now spinning wildly through the air, laughing and pointing. "Loser!" Archer shouted down, clearly enjoying himself far too much.

Sanji groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Why did I fall in love with that idiot?"

Rosinante, who was watching the whole scene unfold with a bemused expression, clapped Sanji on the shoulder. “Well, we did choose them, didn’t we?”

Sanji glanced up at him, a tired but amused smile pulling at his lips. “Yeah… we really did.”

With a shake of his head and a small laugh, Sanji walked over to where Ace was still face down in the sand. Reaching down, he grabbed his boyfriend’s arm and hoisted him up. “You okay?”

Ace, spitting out a mouthful of sand, gave him a sheepish grin. “I’m fine. Just didn’t stick the landing.”

Sanji smirked. “You’ll get there. Someday.”

From across the beach, Archer, now standing on his hands, called out, “Get that boy some balance lessons, Sanji! Its fucking embarrassing.”

Ace, brushing off the sand and glaring playfully, shouted back, “I’ll get you next time, old man!”

Archer laughed, flipping back to his feet effortlessly. “We’ll see, kid. We’ll see.”

Rosinante, watching the chaotic scene with his usual calm, gave Sanji another pat on the back. “At least it’s never boring with them.”

Sanji sighed, though his smile said he wouldn’t trade this madness for anything. “Yeah, never boring...”

Out of nowhere, Raya came barreling past like her ass was on fire, ripping off her clothes and sprinting across the beach, now only in her bra and panties, with Timble tucked snugly into her cleavage, grinning from ear to ear. "Hey, you idiots! I spotted a lake with a waterfall just past those trees!" she hollered over her shoulder.

Before she’d even finished speaking, Archer and Ace were already in hot pursuit, peeling off their shirts and pants as they ran. In mere seconds, both father and son were tearing after her, wearing nothing but their boxers.

The sight left Rosinante, Sanji, Gin, and Giles standing on the beach, mouths agape, as they stared after the trio sprinting off like a pack of wild animals.

Gin was the first to break the silence, scratching his head. "Are they... racing to the waterfall?"

Giles, with his usual deadpan expression, folded his arms. “I’d say they’ve lost their damn minds.”

Sanji, wide-eyed, still couldn’t seem to comprehend what just happened. “Did… did they seriously strip down and run off like that? In broad daylight?”

Rosinante just sighed, shaking his head with a chuckle. “Welcome to the family, Sanji.” He gave him a playful nudge. "They do this kind of thing a lot. Might as well get used to it."

Sanji groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. "I'm already regretting everything..." he muttered, though the small smile tugging at the corner of his mouth said otherwise.

From the distance, they could still hear Archer laughing wildly, his voice echoing back over the beach.

 

The day turned out to be one for the books. After Raya, Archer, and Ace reached the lake, the rest of the crew eventually caved in and followed suit. What started as a chaotic sprint had turned into an impromptu day of fun.

The waterfall was huge, crashing down into the lake like a never-ending roar, and the water was just the right temperature—cool enough to feel refreshing, but not so cold it chased anyone out. Archer, as expected, was the first to dive in, yelling, “Last one in’s a coward!” before plunging into the water with a huge splash. Ace, of course, followed right after, his competitive spirit in full swing, but not before trying to outdo his dad by attempting a flip. He didn’t quite nail it, but the face-first splash got everyone laughing.

Sanji and Gin finally gave in and joined the madness, while Giles, lounged on a rock nearby, arms crossed but a small smile betraying his amusement. Even Rosinante, always up for some fun, couldn’t resist. He jumped in with a dramatic cannonball, sending a huge wave of water over everyone and getting a solid groan from Raya, who had just gotten comfortable on a floating log.

“Really, Rosi?” she sputtered, wiping water from her face.

“Sorry! Couldn’t help myself!” Rosinante grinned sheepishly.

For hours, they swam, splashed, and played around the waterfall like they had no cares in the world. Archer and Ace made a game of climbing the rocks and jumping off into the lake, each time trying to outdo the other with more ridiculous stunts. Raya and Timble kept challenging Sanji to swim races, which Sanji won every time, though Timble always claimed the victories for himself from his perch on Raya’s chest. Gin, being the quiet one, still enjoyed himself by floating peacefully on his back, taking it all in.

At one point, Giles finally gave in and stripped down to his shorts, much to the shock of the crew. “What? Even I need a break sometimes,” he grumbled before diving in smoothly, leaving Archer to tease him about being a secret water god.

Archer, soaking wet but with a wild grin plastered on his face, suddenly froze mid-laugh. His nose twitched, and he lifted his head, sniffing the air like a predator catching the scent of prey. That unmistakable, familiar smell hit him—a mix of antiseptic and that unique, stubborn attitude wrapped up in one scent.

"Well, well, well" he muttered to himself, grinning even wider. Without another word, Archer jumped out of the water, bolting into the nearby trees.

"Where's he going now?" Ace asked, bewildered, as the others all stared after Archer’s retreating form.

"Probably up to no good," Sanji sighed, rolling his eyes.

Rosi squinted after Archer, already sensing what was coming. "Wait…"

Before anyone had time to follow or guess what Archer was doing, they all heard a loud, very familiar voice break through the trees.

“DAD!!”

The crew's heads whipped toward the forest, just in time to see Archer sprinting back toward the lake—this time with a very panicked Law slung over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Law’s usual cool, composed demeanor was nowhere to be found; his arms flailed wildly as he yelled in protest.

“Dad, put me down!” Law bellowed, struggling, his usual commanding voice cracking in his panic.

But Archer was already in full sprint, laughing like a madman as he barreled toward the water. With a triumphant yell, he jumped into the air, bringing Law with him as he plunged back into the lake with a massive splash.

The entire crew stood there, mouths agape, watching the chaos unfold.

"Well, that escalated quickly," Raya muttered, clearly impressed.

Law surfaced, sputtering and glaring daggers at Archer, his hair plastered to his face and looking like a drowned cat. “What the hell is wrong with you?!”

Archer, laughing so hard he could barely breathe, simply floated on his back. “I smelled you, kid! Figured it was about time I dragged you into the fun!”

Law’s eyes narrowed, but despite his dripping state, there was a small hint of relief in his expression—though he’d never admit it. “I was fine where I was.”

“Nah,” Archer grinned, swimming closer and ruffling Law’s wet hair.

Rosinante, shaking his head with a fond smile, waded over to the pair. “It’s good to see you, Law. Welcome back to the madness.”

Law sighed, crossing his arms and trying to maintain his composure despite the chaos Archer had dragged him into. “Yeah, yeah… I missed you guys too.”

Ace swam over, grinning at his brother. "You really thought you could sneak in without Dad finding you?"

"Clearly not," Law muttered, but even he couldn't fully hide the small, genuine smile tugging at his lips as the rest of the crew began to welcome him back in their own way.

Rosinante chuckled softly as he waded over to Law, ruffling the younger man’s soaked hair. "So, what exactly are you doing here?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

Law shot a withering glare at Archer, who was still floating on his back, looking far too pleased with himself. “I was setting up an ambush with my crew,” he began, clearly annoyed. “But I didn’t get a chance to finish because dad,” Law emphasized, looking directly at Archer, “decided to kidnap me before I could put my plan into action.”

Archer gave an exaggerated shrug, his grin never fading. “You and your plans!”

Before Law could respond, a commotion erupted from the edge of the trees. The unmistakable sound of frantic footsteps thundered toward them, and moments later, the Heart Pirates burst into view, with Penguin and Bepo leading the charge.

“Captain!” Penguin shouted, looking around wildly.

“He’s been kidnapped by maniacs!” Bepo bellowed, eyes wide with panic as he scanned the water.

Raya, still standing in the lake in nothing but her bra and panties, caught sight of Penguin and her face lit up with excitement. “Penguin!” she squealed.

Without warning, she launched herself out of the water, sprinting straight for him, her wet hair flying behind her as she tackled Penguin to the ground in one swift motion.

Penguin barely had time to register what was happening before he was tackled, landing in the sand with a surprised “oomph” as Raya grinned down at him. “I’ve missed you, you idiot!” she exclaimed, kissing him.

Penguin, now thoroughly dazed, blinked up at her, his cheeks turning bright red. "R-Raya?"

The rest of the Heart Pirates skidded to a halt, taking in the scene before them—Law glaring at Archer, Bepo hyperventilating, and their second-in-command being tackled and kissed by a half-naked woman. It was total chaos, and they had no idea what to make of it.

"Captain!" Bepo finally managed to find his voice. "Are you alright? Did they—" He paused, staring at the scene with a confused expression.

Law pinched the bridge of his nose, sighing heavily. “I’m fine, Bepo. It’s just… my dads.”

Bepo and the others exchanged bewildered glances.

Rosi waved over at the Heart Pirates, smiling warmly. “Law’s fine.”

Archer, still grinning like a madman, sat up in the water and shouted, "Sorry, boys, had to borrow your captain for a bit. He looked like he needed a break from all the planning!"

The Heart Pirates stared in stunned silence, clearly not expecting this kind of reunion. Bepo blinked, looking from Law to Archer. "A break?"

Law groaned, rubbing his temples. "Yes, a break, Bepo. They’ve lost their minds. Again."

 

Rosinante raised an eyebrow, intrigued by Law’s mention of the ambush. “What kind of ambush are we talking about here?” he asked, his voice calm but laced with curiosity. He leaned casually against the side of the lake, eyes fixed on his son.

Law crossed his arms, clearly serious now. “Even though you defeated Doflamingo at Marineford,” Law began, glancing at Rosinante, “he’s still very much alive.”

At that, Archer and Rosinante exchanged a quick, knowing look. Rosinante’s expression darkened slightly, but Archer’s jaw clenched with a mix of frustration and concern.

Law continued, “I’ve been tracking him, and he’s up to something—something bad. There’s a ship scheduled to dock here tomorrow, led by a man named Buggy the Clown.”

Ace, standing nearby, immediately frowned and glanced over at Gin. “Wait, Buggy? The weirdo from Marineford?” he asked, his voice a mix of disbelief and confusion.

Gin nodded, confirming Ace’s suspicion. “Must be. Clown getup, big personality. Definitely strange.”

Archer folded his arms across his chest, clearly unimpressed. “Why would you go through all the trouble to ambush him of all people?” he asked, tilting his head slightly. “Not exactly the most threatening pirate out there.”

Law sighed, his eyes narrowing. “It’s not just about Buggy. He’s in possession of stolen maps that lead to the secret location of one of Doflamingo’s hidden facilities. I need those maps if I’m going to figure out what Doflamingo’s planning. He’s lying low, but he’s definitely not out of the game.”

The mention of Doflamingo’s facility caused a ripple of tension to run through the group. Rosinante clenched his fists, and Archer’s face darkened, a flicker of anger flashing in his golden eyes. Doflamingo, alive and scheming, was not something either of them took lightly.

Raya, still hugging a very flustered Penguin from behind, grinned at Law. “So, you’re planning a little heist, huh? Do you need some help?” she asked, clearly eager for some action. Timble peeked out from her cleavage, also grinning like a troublemaker ready for a good time.

Law glanced over at his father, then back at Raya and the rest of the crew. “I wasn’t planning on dragging anyone else into this. But if Buggy is as much of a pain as he was during Marineford…” His voice trailed off as he looked around at the group—this wild, unpredictable family who thrived in chaos. “Maybe having you all involved wouldn’t be the worst idea.”

Archer clapped Law on the back, grinning widely. “Now that’s the spirit! We’ll get those maps, no problem. Buggy won’t know what hit him.”

Rosinante chuckled softly, his eyes softening as he looked at Law. “You know we’ve got your back, kid. If Doflamingo’s involved, we’re not sitting this one out.”

Ace, still frowning in thought, added, “And if Buggy’s part of it, there’s a chance the Marines are watching him.”

 

The next afternoon, the crew was set and ready for action. Everyone knew their roles, and despite the usual chaos that followed Archer and his family, there was a surprising amount of organization to the plan.

Archer, standing tall in his bear form, glanced over at Ace, who was readying himself with a mischievous grin. Timble perched confidently on his shoulder, and Nugget was nestled on his other. Bepo, positioned next to them, looked equally ready, his white fur bristling in anticipation.

“Alright, Ace,” Archer rumbled, his deep bear voice carrying the weight of command. “You ready to burn down this circus?”

Ace laughed, already lighting a small flame in his hand. “You know it, Dad. Let’s give them a show they won’t forget.”

With the crew's positions finalized, Archer looked towards Law and the rest of the infiltration team—Sanji, Raya, and Gin. Law, ever the strategist, was double-checking the details of the plan with Sanji, who had a cigarette dangling from his lips. Raya, on the other hand, was practically bouncing with excitement, already eyeing the Buggy Pirates' ship with greedy delight. "Maps, treasure, whatever they’ve got, it's ours," she said, her grin wide.

Gin, more reserved but equally dangerous, gave a firm nod to Law. “We’ll be quick. Get in, get out.”

Law gave them all a final glance. "Remember, we’re here for the maps first. But if you see anything else useful, grab it." He met Archer's gaze across the distance, giving a subtle nod. "We'll meet you at the rendezvous point once we've got what we need."

Archer nodded back, his massive bear form radiating confidence. “Don’t worry about us. We’ll keep them plenty distracted.”

The rest of the crew, led by Rosinante and Penguin, took up their positions on lookout duty. Rosi, the careful tactician when the situation called for it, had a calm but serious demeanor. “If any other ships show up, we’ll signal. Just make sure Buggy’s crew doesn’t have a clue what’s going on until it’s too late.”

Penguin, standing beside him, adjusted his hat and nodded. “We’ll handle it.”

And then, with everything set, the plan went into motion.

As soon as the Buggy Pirates made landfall, Archer, Ace, and Bepo burst into action. Archer charged forward, his massive bear paws thundering against the ground as Ace rode on his back, shooting fireballs into the air. The sight was both awe-inspiring and terrifying—flames crackling through the sky as Archer let out a ferocious roar.

The Buggy Pirates, caught off guard by the sudden onslaught of fire and fury, scattered in panic. Timble screeched with delight from Archer’s shoulder, adding to the chaos, while Nugget darted around, cawing furiously to add to the noise.

“Come on, you fuckers!” Ace shouted, hurling another fireball. “Let’s see if you can handle the heat!”

The pirates, terrified and disoriented, fled further inland, exactly as planned. Archer and Bepo barreled through their ranks, scattering them even more, making sure none of them could regroup. The sheer size of Archer in his bear form and the flames flying from Ace created a devastating combination.

While chaos reigned on the shore, Law’s infiltration team moved quickly and silently toward Buggy’s ship. Law led the way, his sharp eyes scanning the area for any guards or stragglers. Raya and Gin followed close behind, while Sanji took the rear, his sharp senses alert for any signs of trouble.

Raya, still giddy with excitement, whispered to Law, “I’m grabbing every shiny thing I see.”

“Just focus on the maps,” Law muttered, though a small smirk crossed his face. “We don’t have time for distractions.”

They reached the ship’s deck without incident, and Sanji gave a quick signal, indicating the coast was clear. Law motioned for them to split up—he would handle finding the maps while the others searched for anything of value.

Raya immediately darted off, already eyeing a chest in the corner of the deck. “You’re coming with me,” she whispered to herself, grinning wickedly.

Back on shore, Archer and Ace were still running wild. Ace laughed as Archer, still in bear form, slammed into a group of Buggy’s pirates, sending them flying. “Losers!” Archer called after them, his deep voice rumbling with amusement.

“Dad, focus!” Ace yelled, though he was grinning ear to ear. “We’ve got to keep them distracted!”

“I am focusing!” Archer retorted, leaping into the air and doing a quick somersault mid-air before crashing back down. The pirates screamed and fled even faster, much to Ace’s delight.

Rosinante, watching from his lookout position with Giles and Penguin, sighed with a mix of exasperation and affection.

By the time Law and his team returned from the ship, maps and treasure in hand, Archer and Ace had successfully chased the remaining Buggy Pirates deep into the island. The crew regrouped at the rendezvous point, Law holding the maps up with a satisfied look on his face.

“Got what we came for,” he said simply.

 

After a successful ambush, the crew retreated back to the serene lake, the sound of the water lapping gently against the shore contrasting sharply with the chaos they had just left behind. The sun began its descent, painting the sky in shades of orange and pink, and Archer felt a sense of calm wash over him.

They settled by the water, waiting for any sign of the Buggy Pirates. Timble and Nugget had taken to scouting, flitting through the trees and keeping a vigilant watch. It took a few hours, but eventually, Nugget landed softly on Law’s head, chirping excitedly.

“Hey, what’s the word?” Law asked, trying to swat Nugget off gently, his expression a mix of annoyance and amusement.

Timble swooped down. “They’ve sailed away! The coast is clear.”

Archer stretched his arms and let out a satisfied sigh. “Well, that’s a relief. Now we can finally relax. Anyone else feel like we’ve earned ourselves a feast?”

Just as he spoke, Sanji, who had been rummaging through their supplies, popped his head up with a big grin. “Did someone say feast? I’ve got enough food to feed an army!” He waved a handful of ingredients in the air like a prize, his eyes sparkling with enthusiasm.

“Then let’s get this party started!” Ace shouted, already bouncing on his heels, ready to dive into whatever culinary magic Sanji had up his sleeve.

Before long, a bonfire was blazing on the beach, the flames flickering and crackling as everyone gathered around. Sanji had outdone himself, cooking up a storm—grilled meats, savory dishes, and a mountain of rice that made everyone’s mouths water. Laughter and chatter filled the air as the crew dug in, plates piled high with food.

Archer leaned back against a rock, a plate of food in his lap, enjoying the vibrant atmosphere. He caught sight of Rosinante, who was talking animatedly with Sanji and Gin, their faces lit by the firelight. Ace was next to him, animatedly recounting their wild antics earlier that day, punctuated by peals of laughter from the others.

As the night wore on, Law approached Archer and Rosinante, a serious expression on his face. He looked around, ensuring they were somewhat alone amid the revelry. “I need to talk to you guys about something,” he said, his tone shifting from casual to focused.

“What’s up, Law?” Archer asked, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.

“The maps we got from Buggy’s ship... they lead to a place called Punk Hazard. I’m planning to go there soon,” Law said, his gaze steady. “I was wondering if the Roaring Pirates would join me.”

Archer exchanged a glance with Rosinante, both of them considering the implications. “We’d be in,” Rosi said, nodding. “But we have to make a quick stop first. We need to drop off Sanji in Sabaody and say hi to Luffy and the others.”

A few minutes later, Ace plopped down in the sand beside Archer, the sound of laughter and chatter fading into the background for a moment. Archer glanced over, sensing something was off. His son had that familiar serious look on his face, and Archer couldn’t help but feel a twinge of concern.

“What’s wrong?” Archer asked gently, prodding him a bit.

Ace sighed, running a hand through his messy hair, the black strands catching the firelight. He turned to Archer, his expression earnest. “Dad, how long did it take for you and papa to... you know, start sleeping together? Like, sex and stuff.”

Archer blinked, caught off guard. The last thing he expected was to be having this conversation with his son. “Uh, where did this come from?” he stammered, trying to process Ace’s question.

Ace looked down, his gaze fixed on the sand, the grains shifting slightly as he moved his fingers through them. “It’s just... Sanji and I haven’t done it yet. We’re both... you know, virgins, and I’m kind of nervous and a little afraid.”

Archer gulped. He felt the weight of the conversation settle around them, and he took a deep breath. This wasn’t just a casual chat; it was a moment of vulnerability for Ace. He shifted slightly to face his son more directly, a gentle smile creeping onto his lips. “Well, let me tell you, when I first met your papa, I was only 17—almost 18. He was 26, that old cradle robber.” Archer began, recalling the whirlwind of emotions from years ago.

“I was an outlaw, and he was a marine—well, former marine at that point. We spent nearly four years dancing around each other, not even realizing how we felt. Add in the chaos of raising you, Luffy, and Sabo, and it was a whole lot of uncertainty.” He chuckled softly, shaking his head at the memories. “We started kissing and did a lot of touching  you see, I was a virgin, never trusted another person enough to go all the way. But your papa? He was patient, letting me decide when I was ready. Until then we didn’t actually... you know, take that step.”

Archer paused, letting the warmth of the fire envelop them as he continued, “But one night, we just threw caution to the wind and let our instincts take over. We didn’t overthink it; we just... went for it.” He looked at Ace, trying to convey the importance of being true to oneself. “So, maybe you just need to let things happen naturally with Sanji. Take the first step if you feel ready to show him you want him.”

Ace nodded, a thoughtful expression on his face as he absorbed Archer's words. “Thanks, Dad. That... that really helps.” He smiled, albeit shyly, the nervousness easing a bit.

Archer clapped Ace on the shoulder, feeling a swell of pride. “You’ve got this, Ace. Just be yourself, and don’t rush it. It’ll happen when it’s meant to.”

Ace suddenly wrapped his arms around Archer, pulling him into a tight hug. “Thanks, Dad,” he said, his voice muffled against Archer’s shoulder. Then, with a burst of energy, he bolted over to where Sanji was, hoisting the chef over his shoulder with ease and taking off toward the forest, a move he had seen Rosi do many times.

“Hey! Put me down!” Sanji yelped, his protests drowned out by Ace’s laughter as they sprinted away. Archer couldn’t help but shake his head, grinning widely. The sight of his son gallivanting off with his boyfriend brought back a rush of memories—some sweet, some a bit chaotic—but all of them filled with love and joy.

Just as Archer was lost in his thoughts, he felt familiar arms wrap around his torso. He turned his head slightly to see Rosinante, his head resting on Archer’s neck, a comforting weight that made everything feel right in the world. “You’re a good father,” Rosi whispered, his breath warm against Archer’s skin. “I love you.”

Archer smiled, feeling warmth spread through him at Rosi's words. “I love you too, Rosi. But do you still have as much stamina as back then?” he teased, raising an eyebrow playfully.

Before he knew it, Rosinante had effortlessly hoisted him over his shoulder. “Oh, I’ll show you stamina!” Rosi declared with a laugh, his tone both teasing and challenging.

“Hey! What are you doing?!” Archer exclaimed, half-laughing, half-protesting as Rosinante strode confidently toward the ship, Archer’s legs swinging slightly in the air.

“Just giving you a proper welcome back to the Silence,” Rosi replied cheekily, a mischievous glint in his eye. “And trust me, you’re going to enjoy this.”

Archer could only chuckle, the sound echoing in the warm night air as Rosi carried him off, leaving behind the bonfire and the laughter of their friends and a groaning Law.

 

 

Chapter 45: Should have burned it all down

Summary:

Shitty place
Zeff 1-0 Archer
Stupid brats
Laws turn
Somethings fishy

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Archer stood at the figurehead of the Silence, arms crossed, his eyes fixed on the sight of Sabaody Archipelago in the distance. The towering trees and giant bubbles floating lazily through the air might’ve seemed serene to anyone else, but to Archer, the place looked as rundown as ever. Without a shred of hesitation, he blurted out, “This place looks like shit.”

Next to him, Raya burst out laughing, her wild cackle filling the air. “And whose fault is that?” she teased, elbowing him in the ribs.

Archer shrugged, a crooked grin tugging at his lips. “Take your pick—Marines, the World Government, those damn Celestial Dragons… pick any one of them.” He glanced at Raya, eyes glinting with mischief. “But, if we’re being real, the only reason we tore this place apart was because they took Ace. Leaning by doing right, yeah?”

Raya snorted, crossing her arms and leaning against the figurehead. “Yeah, well, nothing says ‘don’t mess with my family’ like burning half a damn island to the ground. Good times.”

Archer chuckled, his gaze softening as he looked back at Sabaody. The memories of that day—of the desperation, the anger, the lengths he and Rosinante went to for Ace—played in the back of his mind like a reel he couldn’t shut off. The madness they’d unleashed was justified in his eyes. No one messed with his son and got away with it.

“You ever regret it?” Raya asked suddenly, her voice quieter now, the playful tone gone.

“Regret it?” Archer echoed, brow raised as he shot her a sideways glance. “Hell no. If I could’ve, I’d have leveled the whole damn place. If they hadn’t taken Ace and taunted us with it, we wouldn’t have had to go in guns blazing. They chose this fight.”

Raya nodded, her lips quirking into a smirk. “You know, I’ve always admired that about you, Archer. No hesitation. Just pure, unfiltered fuck you energy.”

Archer grinned, his eyes twinkling with amusement. “It’s a gift.”

They both fell into a comfortable silence for a moment, the wind whipping through their hair, the sound of the waves crashing against the ship’s hull. The tension of their impending stop at Sabaody lingered, but there was also a sense of excitement.

“So,” Raya began again, “what’s the plan when we get there? Other than saying hi to your youngest?”

Archer snorted. “Luffy’s not ‘little’ anymore, but yeah, I guess we’ll check in on him, make sure he’s still in one piece. Maybe grab a drink or two if we have time. drop off Sanji and get back on track with Law’s lead on Punk Hazard.”

Raya nodded, a gleam in her eye. “And if trouble shows up? Because, knowing your family, it will.”

Archer cracked his knuckles, grinning wickedly. “Then we’ll deal with it. The way we always do.”

Raya grinned back, and for a moment, they both just stood there, staring at Sabaody, knowing full well that nothing ever went according to plan. But that was part of the thrill, wasn’t it? A good fight, a little chaos, and some well-deserved payback if needed.

 

Archer was still admiring the remnants of their handiwork on Sabaody when Rosinante's voice rang out from below deck, cutting through his thoughts. “Archer! Get your butt down here!”

Archer grinned wickedly, not bothering to hide his satisfaction. “I’m admiring my artwork of destruction, Rosi! Don’t rush me!” he called back.

Rosinante’s voice grew louder, more urgent. “Zeff’s on the Denden, you idiot!”

That got Archer’s attention. Still smirking, he leapt down from his perch and made his way to the galley, casually picking up the snail. “Oi, old geezer, still alive?”

The voice that came through the snail scoffed in response, as gruff as ever. “Still an idiot, I see. You ever grow a brain, Archer?”

Grinning ear to ear, Archer leaned back, loving every second of this banter. “I missed you too, Zeff.”

On the other end, Archer swore he heard the chef’s lips twitch into a grin, but Zeff was quick to turn the conversation serious. “How’s Eggplant? That boy never writes me anymore.”

Archer glanced over at Rosinante, his grin never fading. “Sanji’s doing okay,” he said. Then, with a gleam in his eye, he added, “Hey, you talk to him lately? He tell you the big news?”

There was a pause, then Zeff’s gruff voice again. “No, the brat hasn’t said a damn thing. What’s going on?”

With a shit-eating grin, Archer couldn’t resist. “Well, looks like we’re family now. Our son’s been bugging your son. We’re practically in-laws at this point!”

Before he could bask in the moment, Rosinante, standing behind him, smacked him lightly on the back of the head. “Have some tact, idiot.”

Archer shot his partner a look and stuck his tongue out, to which Rosinante calmly poked it back with a finger. Without thinking, Archer bit it, grinning even wider at Rosinante’s playful glare.

Zeff’s voice broke the moment with a dry chuckle. “Not surprised. Sanji always had a crush on you when he was younger. So when a dark-haired mini version of you comes along? No wonder the boy’s chasing after Ace like an alcoholic after a bottle of liquor.”

Archer’s grin vanished, his expression turning from smug to stunned in record time. “W-what?”

Rosinante burst out laughing, slapping the table. “Brutal, Zeff! Absolutely brutal!”

Zeff wasn’t done. “Anyway, read the damn news, will ya? Got more important things to do than listen to you two bicker.” And with that, the old chef hung up.

Archer was left blinking at the receiver, still recovering from Zeff’s bluntness. Rosinante, however, was having the time of his life, still chuckling as he leaned against the table.

“I like him,” Rosi muttered between laughs.

Archer rubbed his face, shaking his head. “Why does every old man I meet want to roast me alive?”

Rosinante patted him on the shoulder. “Because you’re an easy target.”

“Yeah, yeah, whatever.” Despite his grumbling, Archer couldn’t help but smile as he tossed the receiver back into its cradle. Zeff had a way of cutting through the crap, and in a weird way, Archer respected that.

 

As the crew gathered on the dock, Giles waved them off from the Silence, claiming he needed the ship for some peace. Archer grinned; that was just Giles for you. The rest of them—Rosi, Ace, Sanji, Gin, and Raya, Timble and Nugget—stood ready. Rosinante turned to Sanji, raising an eyebrow. “Where’re the Straw Hats supposed to meet again?”

Sanji lit a cigarette, taking a drag before exhaling. “Shakky’s place. Just down the way.”

Archer nodded. “Alright, let’s get going. Not a marine in sight. Yay us.”

As they started their walk through Sabaody, a quiet air of relief settled over them. No marines, no world government agents lurking about. It was almost… relaxing. Almost.

Then Gin spotted something that broke their peace. “Oi, look at this!” he said, pointing to a poster plastered on a nearby wall. It was a recruitment notice for the Straw Hat Pirates.

Archer squinted at it, then begrudgingly pulled out his reading glasses from his pocket, ignoring Ace’s silent grin of amusement behind him. “What a load of bullshit,” Archer muttered, adjusting the glasses as he scanned the words. Straw Hat Pirates, recruiting.

As they continued walking, their path was suddenly interrupted by a blur of movement. Nami and Usopp came barreling out of a bar, nearly knocking them over. The two of them were breathless, wide-eyed, and clearly fleeing from something.

“What the hell happened to you two?” Archer asked, crossing his arms.

Nami, catching her breath, pointed a thumb back toward the bar they’d just vacated. “Started a barfight… by accident.”

Rosi chuckled, shaking his head. “Of course you did.”

Before anyone could say another word, Nami dashed over and threw her arms around Archer and Rosinante, smiling brightly. “I missed you guys!”

Rosi returned the hug warmly while Archer stood a bit awkwardly, still not used to the Straw Hat’s bursts of affection, but he patted her shoulder, nonetheless. “Good to see you too, Nami.”

Usopp, meanwhile, was already telling Ace about the details of their little "mishap," his voice frantic but clearly exaggerating for dramatic effect. Gin raised an eyebrow, skeptical but amused.

With that, they all started making their way toward Shakky’s bar, strolling through the streets of Sabaody. It felt like old times, even amidst the occasional barfight or chaos—though, thankfully, no marines seemed to be in sight.

As they walked, Rosinante leaned over to Archer, murmuring with a grin, “You’re still a terrible hugger, you know that?”

Archer just rolled his eyes. “Yeah, yeah. Lead the way, lover boy.”

As they stepped into Shakky's Rip-Off Bar, the scent of tobacco and aged wood filled the air. A tall, black-haired woman stood behind the counter, leaning casually with a cigarette between her fingers. Shakky herself. She glanced up as they entered, a sly smile spreading across her face.

"Well, well," Shakky greeted them, her voice smooth. "Looks like the gang’s all here. Nami, Usopp, Sanji. Good to see you back. But the only Straw Hat who's shown up so far is Zoro. And, well, you just missed him."

Usopp smacked his forehead dramatically, groaning. “Are you serious? Now we’ll never find him!”

Nami sighed, folding her arms. "Zoro's probably lost somewhere in the archipelago by now."

Archer snickered, exchanging an amused glance with Rosinante. "Sounds like your swordsman."

Rosinante nodded with a chuckle. “Classic Zoro.”

Sanji, shaking his head in disbelief, took a seat at the bar, lighting another cigarette. “That moss-headed idiot. It’s always something with him.”

Rosinante glanced over at Sanji, Nami, Usopp, and Ace. “Why don’t you guys head out and see if you can track down Zoro and the others? The sooner we find everyone, the better.”

Sanji, still puffing on his cigarette, stood up with a slight groan. “Yeah, alright. Not like we’ve got anything better to do.”

Nami sighed but nodded. “Fine. If Zoro’s not getting himself into trouble, someone else probably is.”

Ace grinned, nudging Usopp, who looked reluctant. “Come on, it'll be fun. Plus, if we find Zoro, we’ll have some stories to tell.”

Usopp groaned. “Why does it always have to be an adventure with you guys?”

The four of them headed for the door, leaving Archer and Rosinante behind. Archer leaned back against the bar, scratching his chin. Zeff’s words were still bouncing around in his head, and he figured it wouldn’t hurt to check the news. Especially considering they hadn't gotten a paper in weeks, thanks to Timble’s hobby of shooting down the newsbirds.

Archer glanced over at Shakky, grinning lazily. “Hey, you got a newspaper lying around that I could borrow? I’d ask Timble to go fetch one, but let’s just say our paper delivery service is... permanently out of commission.”

Shakky raised an eyebrow, her grin widening. “Newsbird problem, huh?”

Archer chuckled. “Yeah, more like an overexcited sniper problem. Every time those birds come by, he thinks it’s target practice.”

Shakky let out a soft laugh and reached behind the counter, pulling out a neatly folded newspaper. “Lucky for you, I keep a stash here. Go on, take it.”

Archer took the paper with a nod of thanks, flipping it open as he leaned against the bar. “Let’s see what madness the world’s up to now,” he muttered, scanning the headlines.

Rosinante, leaning next to him, smirked. “You know it’s never boring out there.”

“Boring? What’s that?” Archer quipped, his eyes skimming the articles.

As he scanned the news, his brow furrowed. Something in the headlines caught his attention. "Well, looks like Zeff wasn't just blowing smoke. There's something going down... again."

 

Twenty minutes had passed, and Archer was still on a rampage, this time directing his fiery rant at Law, who, according to the latest news, was now officially a Warlord of the Sea.

“A fucking Warlord? What the hell was the brat thinking? Sending a hundred beating hearts to the damn World Government?!" Archer yelled, pacing in front of the bar. He was clearly conflicted, caught somewhere between pride and exasperation. “I mean, yeah, that’s impressive—but seriously?! What part of ‘keep a low profile’ does that kid not understand?!”

The Roaring Pirates sat around, casually reading the rest of the newspaper. They’d become experts at blocking out Archer’s rants, having endured countless similar episodes over the years. Timble absentmindedly flipped a page, completely unfazed by the storm of expletives Archer was hurling.

But Rosinante, who had been quietly reading a different article, suddenly froze. His eyes locked onto a headline that had nothing to do with Law’s Warlord status. It was an article about the reunion of the Straw Hats. Something about it sent a chill down his spine.

He looked around Sabaody, noticing the eerie calm. No Marines. No bounty hunters. Nothing. It didn’t add up.

"Shit..." Rosinante muttered under his breath, realization dawning on him. Without wasting another second, he stood up sharply, cutting through Archer’s tirade mid-sentence.

“We need to move,” he said, his tone leaving no room for argument. In one swift motion, he grabbed Archer by the collar of his shirt, effectively silencing his rant.

“Oi! What the—” Archer began to protest, but before he could finish, Rosinante had already hoisted him toward the door.

“The Marines are up to something. We’ve got no time to waste,” Rosinante explained as he dragged Archer out of the bar, urgency in his steps.

The rest of the crew, sensing something serious was happening, quickly fell in line, abandoning their papers and drinks without question. They had long since learned to trust Rosinante’s instincts. If he said they had to move, they moved.

As they burst out of Shakky’s bar and into the streets of Sabaody, Archer finally managed to get his bearings. He shot Rosinante a sideways glance, muttering, “You know, you could’ve just told me to stop ranting.”

Rosinante smirked, not slowing down. “When has that ever worked?”

 

 

 

As they ran up the street, Archer’s eyes widened at the sight before them: Luffy and the rest of his crew were in the thick of a battle, and they weren’t alone. A grinning Ace was there too, trading blows with what looked like multiple Kumas. Or were they? Archer blinked, his confusion mounting. How the hell were there more than one? And not to mention the swarm of Marines flooding the area, all trying—and failing—to get anywhere near the Straw Hats.

“Oi! Dads!” Luffy yelled, waving enthusiastically at them with one hand while casually punching one of the Kumas with the other, clearly thrilled to see them despite being in the middle of a fight.

Before Archer or Rosinante could respond, a loud crack echoed through the chaos.

Archer felt it before he saw it—a sharp burn on his upper arm. Shot! He glanced down, spotting a graze that had torn through his sleeve, blood welling up. Oh, now it was on. His golden eyes flashed with fury as he turned, ready to tear the shooter apart. But before he could even lift a finger, Nugget swooped down from the sky with a fierce screech, talons outstretched. The bird raked its claws across the shooter's face, sending him screaming to the ground.

"Good bird!" Archer shouted, a savage grin crossing his face. Timble wasn’t far behind, darting in to finish the job with a well-placed strike. The shooter didn’t stand a chance. “More strawberries for you later!” Archer called up to the sky, knowing Nugget had earned them.

But now, there was no holding back. With a low growl rumbling in his throat, Archer shifted into his hybrid form—half-man, half-bear, and all rage. He let out a deafening roar that echoed through the battlefield, drawing the attention of anyone nearby.

“Let’s tear these bastards apart!” Archer bellowed.

With that, the Roaring Pirates charged into the fray alongside the Straw Hats, a whirlwind of fists, claws, and chaos. Rosinante, ducked and weaved through the combat, his long legs giving him the agility of a man half his size as he cut down Marines with precision. Archer barreled through his opponents, each swipe of his claws sending enemies flying.

“Dad! Papa! You guys gonna keep up?” Ace yelled, laughing as he sent a wave of fire crashing into a group of Marines, lighting up the street like a bonfire.

“Oh, you bet your ass we are!” Archer roared back, tearing through another Kuma with a vicious swipe.

Luffy, still grinning ear to ear, seemed to be having the time of his life as he pummeled his opponents. “This is so much fun!” he shouted, throwing a Gum-Gum Bazooka into one of the Kumas, sending it flying.

The battlefield was absolute mayhem. Straw Hats and Roaring Pirates, side by side, fighting back-to-back against the overwhelming force of Marines and the multiple Kuma clones. But Archer was in his element—teeth bared, claws slicing through armor, all while the roar of battle surged around him.

Rosi appeared at his side, grinning through the fight, his own pace as lethal as ever. “Still think I’ve got stamina?” he called out, ducking under a Marine’s sword and taking the man out with a swift elbow to the jaw.

Archer barked out a laugh. “I dunno, you might’ve slowed down a bit, old man!”

Rosinante shot him a mock glare before returning to the fight, his long coat billowing out behind him as he spun to avoid a strike.

Together, they fought, a seamless pair amidst the chaos of battle, determined to get through this mess and maybe—just maybe—laugh about it later.

 

The sight of the endless sea of Marines descending upon them was overwhelming, but Archer had one thing on his mind. “Luffy! Get your crew to the ship! We’ll take care of the rest!” he shouted over the din of battle, his voice booming with urgency.

Luffy nodded, determination sparking in his eyes. “Got it! Let’s go, guys!” He motioned for his crew, and they began to rally together, moving towards the Thousand Sunny.

But before they could escape, Ace grabbed Sanji, pulling him in close. In a shocking move, he leaned in and kissed him goodbye. The entire Straw Hat crew froze in surprise, eyes wide as Sanji reciprocated the kiss with equal fervor.

“What the hell?!” Usopp exclaimed, his jaw dropping as he witnessed the unexpected display of affection.

Just as Luffy and the rest of the crew were about to make a run for it, Archer’s gaze caught something peculiar in the chaos. A skeleton. The tall figure was exactly as bizarre as he had heard, and his mouth fell open in disbelief. “Wait, you’re real?!” he yelled out, pointing.

The skeleton turned, his jaw clattering as he grinned wide. “Yes, I’m real! And I can confirm—I poop!” he shouted back cheerfully.

Archer looked at Rosinante, eyes wide with astonishment, wearing an expression that said, I told you so. Rosi rolled his eyes but couldn’t suppress a smile.

They finished off the remaining Marines, a chaotic mix of fists and fury, until they finally sprinted towards the Silence. There, they found Giles, who looked utterly lost for words amidst the fray.

“Giles! You good?” Archer called, keeping an eye on the sea.

“I—uh—yes! Just trying to process everything!” Giles stammered, staring at the remnants of the battle.

They barely managed to catch a glimpse of the Thousand Sunny as it slipped beneath the waves, three Marine ships hot on its trail. Archer’s heart sank; they couldn’t let Luffy’s crew face that alone.

“Let’s go!” Archer yelled, nodding at Giles. They took off in pursuit of the Marines, only to run headfirst into a stunning ship adorned with intricate carvings and sails that flared like a regal flag.

“Hancock!” Rosinante shouted, recognizing the infamous pirate queen as she stood confidently at the bow of her ship, flanked by her crew, an air of superiority emanating from her.

Archer felt a mix of annoyance and wariness as he approached. “What’s the meaning of this, Hancock?”

Hancock stood proudly at the bow of her ship, “I’m just here to say goodbye to my Luffy!” she gushed, a rosy blush creeping across her cheeks.

Archer leaned over to Rosinante, a smirk playing on his lips. “I knew she had a crush on our youngest. She’s an even worse cradle robber than you are!”

Rosi snorted, trying to suppress his laughter. “Hey, at least I was not all gush, gush, blush like she is!”

Before they could exchange more teasing banter, Ace, still standing near the front, couldn’t hold back. “You know, Hancock, you’d have more luck with Luffy if you were a fucking ham!” he shouted, a wicked grin spreading across his face.

Rosinante’s eyes widened in shock before he swiftly smacked Ace upside the head. “What the hell, Ace?!” he scolded, half amused, half exasperated.

Archer couldn’t contain his laughter, his belly shaking with mirth. “If that doesn’t win the award for worst romantic advice, I don’t know what does!”

Hancock, now thoroughly insulted, narrowed her eyes. “I’ll have you know I’m more than just a pretty face!” she snapped, her cheeks still tinted pink, but now with irritation.

Without another word, she turned her ship around, sails catching the wind, and sailed away, leaving the three Marine ships to face the wrath of the Roaring Pirates.

Archer watched her go, then looked back at the approaching ships. “Well, that was entertaining. Let’s take care of these guys, shall we?”

Nodding in agreement, Ace stepped forward, raising his hands to summon a massive fireball. “You got it!” He unleashed a powerful blast, engulfing the nearest Marine ship in flames. The inferno roared as it consumed the vessel, turning it to cinders before their eyes.

After finishing off the remaining Marine ships, the crew finally managed to calm Giles down. The poor guy was still in shock, but Archer couldn’t really blame him. With all the chaos, it was easy to forget how dangerous their life could be. They set off toward Punk Hazard, the air thick with anticipation and the salty scent of the sea.

Later, down in their cabin, Archer sat on the bed, focused on sewing up the gunshot wound from earlier. He winced a bit as the needle pierced through the skin, but he was determined to handle it himself. Just as he tied off the last stitch, Rosinante walked in, a bemused expression on his face.

“What are you doing, Archer? We have a doctor on board, you know.” Rosi shook his head, his tone a mix of disbelief and concern.

Archer shrugged, a playful smile creeping across his lips. “Yeah, but this way I can say I did it myself! Besides, I like a little hands-on experience.”

Rosinante rolled his eyes but couldn’t help the smile that tugged at the corners of his mouth. “You’re ridiculous. You’re going to end up giving yourself an infection or something.”

“Or I’ll be a sewing master!” Archer shot back with a grin, earning an affectionate shake of the head from Rosi.

Once he was done with his makeshift patch job, Archer crawled into Rosinante’s lap, feeling the warmth radiate from him. “Okay, now that I’m all patched up, how about a reward for my hard work?” he murmured, looking up at Rosi with a teasing glint in his eye.

Without waiting for an answer, Archer leaned in and kissed him deeply, pouring all the affection he felt into that moment. It was a soft, lingering kiss, full of everything they had been through and everything still to come. Rosi responded immediately, his hands finding their way to Archer's waist, pulling him closer.

“You’re impossible, you know that?” Rosi murmured against Archer's lips when they finally pulled away, his eyes sparkling with warmth.

“And you love me for it,” Archer replied, a playful smile spreading across his face.

“That I do,” Rosinante said, chuckling softly. “But maybe next time, let’s leave the sewing to the doctor.”

“Deal, but only if you keep giving me cuddles like this,” Archer said, snuggling against him contentedly.

Rosinante chuckled again, wrapping his arms around Archer, holding him tight as they shared the quiet moment, the madness of the day slowly fading away.

 

 

Ace to Law, when Archer starts to rant

Chapter 46: Swooping and Swapping

Summary:

Planning
You do not wanna know
Dad voice
Law, you change them back right now! or else!
Ugh, marines!

Notes:

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The crew of the Silence was gathered around the large table in the galley, the clinking of glasses and the occasional soft hum of conversation filling the air as they discussed their next move. The destination was Punk Hazard, a place Archer knew nothing about—except for a few crucial details. Their oldest brat, Law, had a plan. That was good. The fact that Law’s plan involved Archers psychopathic, roach-of-a-brother-in-law, Doflamingo, was not so good.

"So... Punk Hazard, huh?" Archer muttered, leaning back in his chair with his arms crossed, eyeing the map that lay spread out before them. He glanced over at Law, who was sitting across the table, his usual unreadable expression plastered across his face. "​Care to tell your old man exactly what you’re getting us into? Because from where I’m sitting, it sounds like we’re walking into some real shit.”

Law sighed, his hand absentmindedly tapping his sword’s hilt as he spoke. “I sent my crew ahead to Dressrosa to prepare for the next stage of the plan. As for Punk Hazard, it’s where we make our move on Caesar Clown—one of Doflamingo’s key pawns. He’s running experiments, weapons production, and... other things I’d rather not get into.” His eyes narrowed. “Doflamingo has to be stopped. And to do that, we need Caesar.”

“So, the Roaring Pirates are supposed to... what?” Archer raised an eyebrow, half-amused but also irritated at the idea of Law getting in too deep.

Rosinante, seated beside Archer, rubbed his temples before glancing up at Law, his gaze softening. “Law... what exactly is our role here? We can’t just charge in half-cocked. You know what Doflamingo is capable of better than anyone.”

Law leaned forward, his voice lowering. “Caesar controls a lot of dangerous projects—chemical weapons, experiments on children, artificial Devil Fruits. Taking him down cripples Doflamingo’s empire. I need you guys to help keep the grunts off my back while I handle Caesar. And... if we’re lucky, we’ll draw out Doflamingo himself.”

Archer’s eyes narrowed as he listened. “Lucky, huh? You think we’re lucky if Doflamingo shows his face?” He let out a snort. “I’ll tell you this right now, brat—if that cockroach shows up, I’ll make sure he doesn’t leave in one piece. Again.”

Rosinante glanced at Archer, his lips pulling into a thin line. "​Doflamingo’s not someone to take lightly, Arch."

"​I’m not taking him lightly. I’m taking him apart. There’s a difference." Archer grinned, though there was a dangerous gleam in his eyes. “​Besides, I owe him. And I intend to collect.”

Law looked between them, his usual cold demeanor softening for just a moment. "​I know you’re eager to settle old scores dad, but this needs precision, not brute force."

“​Brute force worked pretty damn well the last time I ran into your dear uncle, didn’t it?” Archer shot back, though his tone was more teasing than aggressive. “But fine, you’re the mastermind. We’ll play this your way. Just tell us when and where.”

Raya, who had been quietly sipping her drink, finally spoke up, her voice dry and amused. “So basically, we’re the bouncers, huh? Protecting the genius while he pulls off his masterstroke?”

Law smirked. “More or less.”

 

Law leaned forward, his sharp eyes scanning the faces around the table, laying out his plan with precision. "Alright, here’s how this goes down." He glanced at Timble first. “Timble, you’re with me. I need you to destroy some of Caesar’s machines and gather any documents you can find on his research. We’ll need evidence to cripple him after we take him down. You’ll stay hidden under my hat until the coast is clear.”

Timble’s eyes lit up with excitement as he nodded eagerly. “Got it, Captain!”

Law turned to Gin next, his cold, calculating gaze fixing on him. “Gin, you’re going to pose as my bodyguard. You’re not as well-known as the rest of the Roaring Pirates, so there’s less chance of you being recognized. Play it cool and stay close.”

Gin gave a curt nod, his expression unreadable but serious. “Understood.”

Archer, arms crossed, listened closely, a rare look of focus on his face. Law’s eyes shifted to him, Ace, and Raya. “The rest of you—Dad, Ace, Raya, you’ll handle the infiltration. Your job is to eliminate any of Caesar’s loyal followers. We need his operation crippled from the inside before we make our move on him. No witnesses, no survivors.”

Ace smirked, leaning back in his chair. “Sounds like our kind of mission.”

Raya grinned, cracking her knuckles. “Finally, some action.”

Archer’s eyes gleamed, the fire in them undeniable. “Consider it done. Caesar’s loyal dogs won’t know what hit ’em.”

Finally, Law’s gaze turned to Rosinante and Giles. “You two will stay hidden outside. I need you both on lookout for Marines or Doflamingo’s men. If either show up, sound the alarm. We can’t afford to be caught off guard.”

Rosinante nodded, his expression stoic but his eyes betraying a hint of concern. “We’ll keep watch. If Doflamingo shows up… we’ll be ready.”

Archer glanced at Rosinante, catching that familiar glimmer of worry in his eyes. He knew Rosi was always thinking ahead, always worrying about the worst-case scenario. Archer reached out and patted Rosinante’s shoulder, his tone light but reassuring. "Don’t worry, love. If that cockroach crawls out of his hole, I’ll squash him myself. You just keep those Marines off our backs.”

Rosinante chuckled softly, shaking his head but squeezing Archer’s hand in return. “Just... don’t do anything too reckless.”

Archer smirked, his golden eyes flashing with mischief. “No promises.”

Law, sensing the plan was locked in, stood up. “We move in at dawn. Be ready.”

The crew of the Silence all nodded in unison, their collective energy buzzing with anticipation. They knew this mission was high stakes, but for them, that was just another day at sea.

As they began to rise from the table, Archer leaned in toward Ace, his voice low. “So, how many heads do you think we’ll be cracking before the night’s out?”

Ace grinned, stretching his arms above his head. “More than we can count, old man.”

Archer laughed, the sound carrying across the galley. "Now that’s what I like to hear."

Ace turned toward Law, eyebrows raised in curiosity. "So, what exactly do we know about this Punk Hazard place? I mean, what kind of hellhole are we walking into?"

Law leaned back in his chair, his calm demeanor unwavering, but there was a dark gleam in his eyes as he began to explain. "Punk Hazard is… complicated. The island’s a product of chaos. It used to be a government facility, but it’s been abandoned for months after a battle between two of the most powerful Marine Admirals—Kuzan and Akainu. That fight changed everything."

Archer narrowed his eyes. "Kuzan… that’s Aokiji, right? The ice man?"

Law nodded. "Yeah, Kuzan’s Aokiji. After defecting from the Marines, he fought Akainu. Their battle was so intense that it left Punk Hazard split in two. One half is scorched by Akainu’s magma, a literal wasteland of molten rock and volcanic activity. The other half is frozen solid by Kuzan’s ice, a desolate tundra."

Ace whistled low. "So, half fire, half ice. Guess I’ll feel right at home."

 

The next morning, the crew was busy preparing for the mission. Raya, ever the tactical mind, had dubbed their outfits the "stealth uniforms"—a mix of dark, form-fitting clothing that allowed for flexibility and camouflage. As they suited up, Archer was having a small battle of his own.

“Alright, Archer,” Raya said, hands on her hips, “your hair’s too long. It’s gonna get in your way. Up in a bun. Now.”

Archer groaned, tugging at his long, blond hair as if he were mourning the freedom of it. “A bun? Really? I look ridiculous with a bun.”

Raya rolled her eyes, not about to take any of his protests. "You want it in your face while you're trying to stab people? Didn't think so. You’re not cutting it yourself though—unless you want me to do it for you when we get back?"

Before Archer could even open his mouth, Rosinante practically yelped, "NO!"

Raya froze, a slow, wicked smirk creeping across her face as she turned toward him. "Oh?" Her voice dripped with amusement. "What's this? A little possessiveness over the golden locks?"

Law, who had been calmly adjusting his own uniform, glanced up sharply at his pap’s outburst. Ace, on the other side of the room, immediately began shaking his head with a panicked expression.

“Raya, don’t,” Law said, his voice firm as he stood up straight, looking from Rosinante to Archer with a mix of exhaustion and amusement. “You don’t want to know.”

Ace snorted, crossing his arms. “Yeah, trust us. Do not ask why Papa doesn’t want Dad cutting his hair.”

Raya arched an eyebrow, clearly intrigued but also enjoying their discomfort. She glanced at Archer, who was still scowling at the thought of a bun, and then back at Rosinante, who was now very pointedly looking anywhere but at her.

“Oh, come on,” she teased, “it can’t be that bad.”

Rosinante let out a nervous chuckle, waving his hand dismissively. “It’s nothing, really! Just… I like his hair the way it is.”

Archer, suddenly feeling mischievous, grinned and pulled his hair into a quick, messy bun. “Yeah, Rosi likes my hair just fine,” he said, throwing his partner a cheeky wink. “Likes to—”

“Archer!” Rosinante cut him off, face turning a deep shade of red as he shot his partner a look that was both warning and pleading.

Raya’s smirk only widened as she pieced it together. “Ohhh, I see what’s going on here,” she said with a laugh, shaking her head. “That explains it.”

Ace groaned, throwing his head back. “Can we not do this right before a mission? Please?”

Law just sighed, clearly used to this by now. “Let’s just focus on not getting killed first, then we can talk about your bizarre love life later.”

Archer shot them all a playful look, shrugging as he secured his bun. "Fine, fine. But I’m keeping the hair."

Rosinante, relieved, smiled at him warmly. "Good." He quickly muttered under his breath, “And no one’s cutting it.”

Raya, still amused, shook her head. “Alright, let’s get moving before this turns into a therapy session for your poor kids.”

 

Everything was going according to plan—at first. Law and Timble, now expertly concealed under Law’s hat, had slipped inside without a hitch. Rosinante, with Nugget perched confidently on his head, and Giles had found their hiding spots, ready to keep an eye out for any unwanted company. Archer, Raya, and Ace took to the air ducts like shadows, moving silently through the maze of metal.

"Okay, easy now," Raya whispered as she led the way, eyes scanning for their targets. They had their mission: slip in, eliminate Caesar's loyalists, and get out before things got messy. Standard stuff. And, as far as Archer was concerned, things were going just fine—right up until they weren’t.

The duct suddenly opened up into a large room. Archer, Ace, and Raya dropped down, landing softly on the cold floor. But instead of the cold-blooded killers they were expecting, they were met with… kids. Giant ones. Normal-sized ones. All scattered around, some playing, others looking sickly, and a few sitting in silence.

Archer blinked, his mind scrambling to make sense of what he was seeing. "Uh… what the actual hell?"

Ace crouched down beside him, eyes wide. “Why are there kids here? What is this place?”

Raya straightened up, scanning the room with her hand on the hilt of her blade. "This doesn't look like any kind of lab. And why are some of them… so big?"

Archer's instincts kicked in. Something was off, way off. "This is some messed up shit," he muttered, crouching next to one of the kids, who looked up at him with wide, innocent eyes. “What’re you doing here, kid?”

Before the boy could answer, the sound of smashing walls echoed through the room. Dust and debris flew everywhere as part of the wall exploded inward, and suddenly, four familiar faces came crashing into the room—literally.

Nami, Franky, Chopper, and Sanji burst in, looking as surprised to see Archer and the others as they were to see them.

"Archer?!" Nami yelled, dusting herself off, eyes wide. "What are you doing here?"

Archer, still trying to wrap his head around the kids, looked at the destruction and then back at her, deadpan. "What am I doing here? What the hell are you doing smashing walls like a damn wrecking ball?"

Sanji, ever the smooth one, straightened his tie and gave a nonchalant shrug. “We were just… you know, taking a shortcut.”

Franky pumped his arms and did his signature pose. “Super shortcut!”

Chopper, in his tiny form, ran toward the kids, eyes wide in concern. “These kids! They’re sick!”

Archer blinked again, taking it all in. “Sick? What’s going on here? We came to take out some of Caesar’s men, not babysit.”

Nami rubbed her temples in frustration. “It’s more than that, Archer. These kids… they’ve been experimented on by Caesar. He’s been using them for his twisted experiments.”

Raya looked around, her gaze hardening. “So Caesar’s not just insane—he’s a full-blown monster.”

Ace stepped forward, looking at his dad with fire in his eyes. “We’re not leaving these kids behind, are we?”

Archer sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. "Of course not. But this complicates things. A lot."

Chaos. Pure, unfiltered chaos. That was the only way Archer could describe the scene around him. Ace was already rushing toward Sanji, arms outstretched, and before anyone could blink, Ace had Sanji in a tight hug, followed by a full-on kiss. Sanji, a bit red in the face but not resisting, kissed him back while the rest of the Straw Hats either ignored it or rolled their eyes.

Archer, however, had bigger things to worry about. He turned to Nami, rubbing his temple. "Please tell me Law and Rosinante know you guys are here?"

Nami gave him an apologetic smile and shook her head. "Nope. We got split up. Usopp, Luffy, Robin, and Zoro are somewhere else on the island."

Archer groaned, throwing his hands up in the air. “Of course. Of freakin’ course.”

And as if the situation wasn’t already ridiculous, something moved on Sanji’s hip. Archer blinked. Wait, what the hell is that? He looked closer, and then the “thing” started talking. A head. There was a disembodied head strapped to Sanji’s side.

"What. The. Actual. Fuck?" Archer muttered under his breath, his patience thinning by the second.

The head started rambling, which only added to Archer’s growing frustration. Just when I thought I’d seen it all…

Suddenly, Chopper started talking, his voice shaky but determined. “We need to protect the children!”

Archer could get behind that. He had been looking after Ace since he was eleven—hell, protecting kids was second nature at this point. But just as he was about to respond, the kids in the room all started talking at once, their voices overlapping into a deafening mess of noise. Nami, Franky, and Sanji started arguing with each other, their voices rising over the kids' chatter. The room was a madhouse.

Archer had enough. He pinched the bridge of his nose, took a deep breath, and then let out his infamous dad voice—the one that could stop Ace and Luffy dead in their tracks when they were younger.

“Alright, EVERYONE QUIET!”

The room fell into stunned silence, all eyes on Archer. Even the talking head shut up.

Archer shot a look at Nami and Chopper. “You two, get these kids out of here. Find Rosi and Giles. Get them onboard the Silence. They’ll keep the kids safe.”

Nami nodded quickly, clearly relieved to have some direction. “Got it.”

Chopper, still wide-eyed, gathered the kids together. “Let’s go, everyone! Stay close!”

Archer then turned to Franky, Ace, and Sanji, his expression hardening. “The rest of us? We’re gonna stop whoever’s after us. No more screwing around.”

Sanji cracked his knuckles, the glint of a fight in his eye. “Sounds good to me.”

Franky grinned, flexing. “SUPER ready!”

Ace was already fired up, his flames flickering as he smiled. “Let’s burn ‘em down.”

Archer nodded, determination settling in. "Alright, let's move out."

With Nami and Chopper leading the kids out to safety, Archer led the others to the door. They’d bought some time, but it wouldn’t last long. Caesar’s loyalists—or worse, Marines—would be on their heels soon enough.

 

Nothing ever went according to plan. Why was Archer even surprised anymore?

After fighting off a bunch of freaks with animal legs—seriously, what kind of twisted island was this?—Archer thought things might calm down. But no. Of course, they couldn’t just catch a break. The talking head strapped to Sanji started rambling again, this time about looking for his son who had been kidnapped. And apparently, Law was responsible for splitting his body up. Great, Archer thought, rolling his eyes. Just what I need. My own kid pulling stupid stunts.

Just when Archer thought it couldn't get more ridiculous, things took a nosedive into absurdity. Because, of course, the fucking G-5 Marines showed up, led by none other than that guy—the asshole from Loguetown. Archer groaned internally. Just my luck.

To top it all off, somewhere in the chaos, he, Ace, and Raya got separated from Sanji and Franky. Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

But then they spotted Law. Archer narrowed his eyes, watching the scene unfold. Law looked absolutely furious, yelling at Luffy, who—unsurprisingly—was hugging him like there was no tomorrow. Rosinante was in the middle of it, of course, yelling at Law, clearly adding fuel to the fire. Great. More family drama.

Ace spotted Sanji—or at least, Archer thought it was Sanji—and ran over to him, pulling him into a tight hug. Archer sighed. At least that part of the plan hadn’t changed. He was about to follow Ace when he noticed something weird.

Sanji—or rather, not Sanji—had a very un-Sanji-like expression. When Archer heard the voice that came out of Sanji’s mouth, he blinked. It was... Nami?

“What the hell?” Archer muttered.

Apparently, Nami was in Sanji’s body, and Sanji was in Nami’s. Archer threw his hands up in the air, completely done with everything. “Of course! Why not? Let’s just throw body-swapping into the mix while we’re at it. What’s next? Dogs walking on two legs?”

Raya snorted beside him, trying to suppress her laughter. “You have to admit, it’s kind of hilarious.”

Archer shot her a look. “I’m glad one of us finds this entertaining.”

As chaos swirled around them—Luffy still hugging Law, Rosinante yelling, and Ace thoroughly confused about who he was kissing—Archer rubbed his temples. “Why do I feel like this is going to get worse before it gets better?”

Raya patted him on the shoulder. “Probably because it will.”

Archer sighed. “Let’s just find the others before someone else happen.”

Archer stomped over, hands on his hips, his bun coming loose from all the chaos, and absolutely mad as hell. He glared down at Law, Luffy, and Rosinante, who were still arguing in their little storm of drama. His voice, sharp and loud, cut through the noise.

"What the fuck is going on, and why the hell is everyone body-swapping?"

Law’s face twitched, obviously on edge. “My brat of a little brother and his idiot crew ruined the plan,” Law muttered, shooting daggers at Luffy, who was now grinning like it was just another sunny day. “And the damn G-5 Marines followed the Straw Hats here. They’ve completely blown our cover.”

Archer's eyes flickered with anger as he stared Law down. He jabbed a finger at him, his patience long gone. “You need to fix this body-swapping shit right now, Law. Right now.”

But, of course, before anything could get done, the grey-haired asshole—the G-5 captain—started yelling again, calling Archer a criminal, spewing the same old "pirate scum" nonsense like it was some divine revelation. Archer turned towards him, deadpan, arms crossed over his chest.

“So fucking what? My whole family’s pirates. That’s kind of the point.”

The G-5 captain—Smoker, if Archer remembered right—looked like he was about to explode, smoke literally billowing from his body. Before the situation could spiral further, the black-haired woman beside him—Tashigi, right?—looked ready to attack Archer, her hand gripping the hilt of her sword.

But before she could draw her blade, Nugget, always the good bird, swooped down from above with a screech. In one swift motion, the bird plucked Tashigi’s glasses right off her face, flying off with them like a shiny prize.

Tashigi blinked, momentarily stunned. Smoker growled, about to bark orders, but Archer just smirked, giving Nugget an approving nod.

 

Rosinante could see the storm brewing in Archer’s eyes, and he knew they were just one wrong word away from an explosion. So, he quickly took charge, barking out orders to split everyone into groups.

“Okay, we need to regroup! Ace, take Nami and find the kids! Franky, you and Sanji—uh, wait, Sanji, are you still in Nami’s body?”

Archer was still shouting at Law, his voice echoing through the chaos. “Change Sanji and Nami back! Right now! What the hell did you do to them?”

Ace looked utterly lost, his brow furrowed in confusion as he tried to piece together what was happening. “Can someone just explain this body-swapping crap? Because I’m so freaking lost right now!”

But before they could finish organizing, a thick cloud of gas rolled toward them, filling the air with a noxious stench. Everyone instinctively covered their noses, the urgency of the moment forcing them to split and run in different directions.

“Oh, great!” Archer shouted, throwing his hands up in frustration as he stumbled backward.

It was just his fucking luck that he ended up with Law, Luffy, Smoker, and Tashigi. The odds were stacked against him.

“Can’t believe I’m stuck with you idiots,” Archer muttered under his breath, glancing sideways at Law, who looked equally annoyed.

“I’m not the one who’s been shouting the loudest dad!” Law shot back, the corner of his mouth twitching up into a smirk.

“Can you focus for one second?” Smoker interjected, scowling. “We need to get out of here before that gas does more than just make us cough.”

Tashigi, who had finally recovered her glasses from Nugget—who was now perched on Archer’s shoulder, fluffing his feathers—nodded in agreement.

Archer rolled his eyes but knew they had no other choice. “Fine! But Law! I still expect you to fix this body-swapping crap as soon as we’re safe!”

Luffy, oblivious to the tension, grinned widely. “Let’s go! This is going to be an adventure!”

Archer took a deep breath, shaking his head as he followed the group. “Yeah, sure. Because we don’t have enough of those already.”

With that, they took off, moving through the haze and chaos, the urgency of their situation finally sinking in.

 

 

Chapter 47: Strings

Summary:

Tits
Fire
Doffy
Creepy Doffy
Hero Smoker
Mad Rosi

Notes:

WARNING! This chapter can contain triggers.

Remember to leave a comment and a kudos if you likeit.

Chapter Text

Archer sprinted through the chaos, lungs burning from the gas and adrenaline pumping through his veins. They had been running for what felt like hours, dodging traps, bird-women (thanks to Zoro’s wonderful sense of direction), and cutting down freaks left and right. But what really pissed him off was not the fights, not even the cages they got stuck in. It was seeing the kids—the suffering etched on their faces, the horrors Caesar had inflicted on them. That was the final straw.

Luffy, with that relentless spirit of his, had handled Caesar, as expected. The brat never knew when to stop, and thank god for that. With an astonishing display of power, Luffy knocked Caesar out cold. Archer almost felt a moment of relief, but it was short-lived.

They had barely caught their breath when they were forced to run again, more gas spreading through the facility like a wildfire. Archer, Zoro, Ace, and Tashigi had teamed up to escape, slicing through whatever abominations crossed their path. They could hear the sounds of their allies in the distance, everyone fending off the mess this godforsaken island had turned into.

And then it happened. Just as they sprinted away from another gas cloud, Tashigi opened her mouth and spewed some sexist crap that made Archer’s blood boil.

“I can handle myself, you know!” she snapped, clearly pissed that Zoro had slung her over his shoulder like a sack of rice. “Just because I’m a woman doesn’t mean I need saving every damn time!”

Zoro, without missing a beat, grunted, “It’s not ‘cause you’re a woman. It’s because you were moving too slow.”

Archer clenched his fists, fighting the urge to explode right there and then. As they reached the others, dodging another burst of gas, Archer grabbed Tashigi’s arm and yanked her toward him. With a sharp twist, he turned her head toward Raya.

“Look at her!” Archer bellowed, voice sharp and commanding. Raya, busy slitting throats and taking down freaks like she was born to kill, grinned wickedly as she dispatched another enemy with ease.

“See her? That’s Raya,” Archer continued, his voice cutting through the chaos like a blade. “She’s got tits, yeah, but that hasn’t stopped her from gutting every bastard that crosses her path. Her gender doesn’t hold her back, and it sure as hell doesn’t stop her from getting the job done!”

Tashigi blinked in surprise, caught off-guard by Archer’s tirade.

“The only thing holding you back,” Archer growled, “is that attitude of yours. You think we don’t trust you ‘cause you’re a woman? No. We don’t trust you ‘cause you are a fucking marine. Tits or no tits.”

Behind him, Ace leaned toward Law and whispered, “That’s a solid dad rant if I’ve ever heard one.”

Law, arms crossed and a faint smirk on his lips, nodded. “Impressive.”

Tashigi opened her mouth to respond, but before she could say anything, Archer turned back to the chaos unfolding around them.

“Now stop bitching and fight!” he barked before leaping back into the fray, blades flashing as he cut down another enemy.

Raya, cackling like a maniac, danced past him, slicing through her opponents with deadly precision. “That’s what I’m talking about, Captain!”

Archer smirked, the rush of battle surging through him. “Don’t fall behind, Raya!”

As the dust settled and the last of Caesar’s freakish creations fell, the battlefield echoed with the sound of panting breaths and clashing steel. The Roaring Pirates, Straw Hats, and G-5 Marines had cut down every last abomination standing in their way. Archer stood in the midst of the chaos, wiping blood off his claws, eyes blazing as he surveyed the destruction around them. It had been a brutal battle, but they had survived—barely.

Law, ever the cool and calculated strategist, turned toward his brother Ace, eyes sharp and focused. “Ace,” he said, his voice calm but with an edge of finality, “blow the facility to pieces.”

Ace, his hands already sparking with the heat of his devil fruit powers, grinned wickedly. “With pleasure.”

Archer stepped back, knowing what was about to happen, and made sure his crew and the others were at a safe distance. The intensity in Ace's eyes was familiar—this was the same boy Archer had protected and raised, but now he was a force of nature. Archer couldn’t help but feel a swell of pride as Ace prepared to unleash his full power.

With a single motion, Ace thrust his hands forward, flames erupting from his body with a fierce roar. The heat was overwhelming, a storm of fire swirling and crackling as it consumed everything in its path. The flames raced toward the facility, hungry and wild, and within moments, the entire structure was engulfed in a fiery inferno.

The explosion that followed was deafening. The ground shook beneath their feet as the firestorm erupted, sending debris and flames soaring into the sky. A massive plume of smoke billowed upward, darkening the horizon as the facility crumbled to ashes.

Archer shielded his eyes from the heat, watching as the flames devoured everything in their wake. The sheer destructive force of Ace’s power was awe-inspiring. Law stood beside him, his expression unreadable, though Archer could tell that even he was impressed.

“Not bad, little brother,” Law muttered, a faint smirk tugging at the corner of his lips.

Ace chuckled, flexing his hands as the last of the flames flickered out. “Told you I’d take care of it.”

As the smoke began to clear, Archer lowered his hand, his gaze fixed on the smoldering remains of the facility. The place was gone—nothing but ruins and ash remained. But with it, so were the horrors that had been inflicted on the children, the twisted experiments, and Caesar’s reign of terror.

Archer exhaled, finally feeling a sense of closure. They had won.

“Good riddance,” he muttered under his breath.

Rosinante walked over, Nugget perched proudly on his head, as calm as ever despite the carnage. He looked at Archer with a crooked grin. “So, what now?”

Archer snorted, brushing the ash off his jacket. “We get the hell out of here before something else blows up.”

Behind them, the G-5 Marines and the Straw Hats regrouped, battered but victorious. Even Smoker, begrudgingly, seemed to acknowledge that they had come out on top today. Zoro was already slumped against a wall, arms crossed as he muttered something about wanting to fight again. Sanji, now back in his own body, was lighting a cigarette with a shaky hand, clearly still annoyed by the whole body-swapping ordeal.

Tashigi, meanwhile, stood in silence, staring at the burning wreckage with a distant look in her eyes. Archer caught her gaze, and for a brief moment, there was something almost…respectful in the way she looked at him.

But Archer wasn’t one for sentiment. He rolled his shoulders, already itching to get back to the Siilence and away from this damned island. Turning to his crew, he gave a sharp nod.

Just as Archer was about to turn on his heel and lead everyone back to the ships, the familiar loud voice of Luffy boomed across the battlefield.

“I want a party!” Luffy yelled, grinning ear to ear like an excited kid.

Archer groaned internally. Of course the brat would want to celebrate right after they blew up a freakish science facility and nearly died. He shot a look at Law, expecting him to be the voice of reason.

“No,” Law snapped, arms crossed tightly over his chest. “We’re not having a party—”

But before Law could even finish, Luffy’s excitement had already infected the Straw Hats. Franky and Usopp were high-fiving, Chopper was bouncing around, and even Zoro had that lazy, approving grin on his face.

“Dammit,” Law muttered, pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration.

Archer smirked.

Just as the thought of another chaotic party started sinking in, the air around them shifted. A sudden wind gusted through, and Archer’s instincts flared. Something was off.

Before he could say anything, two figures descended from the sky with the sound of whirling blades—a bizarre man with a helicopter-like propeller sticking out of his head and a woman with an arsenal of weapons strapped to her body. Archer blinked, utterly confused.

Law’s and Rosinante’s expressions darkened immediately.

“Buffalo,” Law growled under his breath, his fists clenching at his sides.

“And Baby 5,” Rosi muttered, his voice tight with tension.

Buffalo, the propeller-headed guy, sneered at Law and Rosinante, the blades on his head spinning as he hovered slightly above the ground. “Well, well, well,” Buffalo drawled, his voice oozing arrogance. “Look who we have here. The traitor and the runaway brat.”

Archer raised an eyebrow, glancing at Rosinante.

Baby 5, the heavily armed woman, aimed one of her bazookas directly at Rosinante, her expression fierce. “You think we forgot? You betrayed the family! You saved Law, didn’t you? All these years, hiding like a coward!”

Rosinante’s face remained neutral, but Archer could sense the tension radiating from him. It wasn’t hard to put two and two together—these two must have worked for the cockroach Doflamingo.

Archer huffed, stepping forward with a casual deadpan. “Who the hell are these idiots?”

Buffalo’s eyes flicked to Archer, and his sneer deepened. “You must be the pet Rosinante picked up. Not that it matters. Doflamingo’s gonna—”

Before he could finish that sentence, Archer’s patience snapped.

“Listen up, helicopter boy,” Archer said, his voice low and dangerous. “I don’t give a rat’s ass who you work for, and you sure as hell don’t talk about my family like that.”

Baby 5 snarled, loading one of her weapons, but Rosinante stepped between them, raising his hand.

“Enough,” Rosinante said, his voice commanding. “I don’t owe Doflamingo anything. This ends here.”

The whole situation was already surreal, but when Law, used his abilities to split Buffalo and Baby 5 into neatly separated body parts, Archer felt his patience finally teetering on the edge.

"Of course, he did," Archer muttered under his breath, watching the dismembered—yet still very much alive—duo flop around helplessly.

Rosinante raised an eyebrow at Archer, the hint of a grin tugging at his lips. “You look a bit lost.”

“I’m not lost, you’re lost,” Archer shot back, his tone dripping with sarcasm. “Our oldest just split them up like they were goddamn puzzle pieces.”

Law, looking entirely unbothered by the spectacle he’d just created, suddenly pulled out a Den Den Mushi. The snail’s face contorted into an eerie resemblance of Doflamingo, its sunglasses flashing in the light.

Archer’s jaw clenched. What the hell is he doing now?

As the Den Den Mushi connected, Doflamingo’s mocking voice echoed out, full of venom and arrogance. “Law, you little—”

Law cut him off, his voice dripping with smug satisfaction. “I have your people. And the facility is gone.”

Silence. Then, the snail’s face contorted into rage as Doflamingo screamed, “I’ll kill you, Law!”

Unfazed, Law simply smirked and hung up, the snail slamming its shell shut with a final click. He pocketed the Den Den Mushi and turned toward the others, as calm as ever.

Archer stared at him, completely incredulous. "Did you just taunt him?"

Law shrugged, as if it were the most natural thing in the world. “He deserves it.”

Before Archer could even form a proper response to that, Luffy’s voice broke through the tension like a cannonball.

“Party time!” Luffy shouted, jumping up and down, punching the air with excitement. “Sanji, get the meat!”

Law looked like he was about to protest again, but Luffy was already gone, his mind made up. Archer glanced over at Rosinante, who was just shaking his head in amusement, clearly resigned to the fact that there was no stopping Luffy.

“Well, after everything, I guess a party isn’t the worst idea,” Rosi mused with a laugh.

Archer sighed heavily, feeling the exhaustion creep into his bones after the chaotic day they’d had. “Yeah, but a party with marines, kids, our brats, and god knows what else? This is gonna be a nightmare.”

As if on cue, Sanji was already starting up the grills, a mountain of meat appearing like magic. The Straw Hats, G-5 marines, the newly freed kids, and even Law’s crew were slowly gathering around the impromptu party.

Archer rubbed his temples. “This day just keeps getting weirder.”

Ace appeared next to him, holding a plate of food, and grinned. “Weird day, great party. C’mon, let’s enjoy it.”

Rosinante laughed as he draped an arm around Archer’s shoulder. “He’s got a point, love. We survived, didn’t we? Let’s have some fun.”

Archer shook his head with a groan but couldn’t help the smile tugging at his lips. “Fine, but if anyone starts blowing shit up again, I’m out.”

As the impromptu celebration kicked off, Archer found himself sitting by the fire, watching the chaos of pirates and marines somehow finding common ground over meat and drinks. It was weird. But then again, everything about this day had been weird.

Law, off to the side, seemed content for the first time in what felt like ages. Rosinante was laughing with some of the Straw Hats, and Luffy...well, Luffy was already face-first in a mountain of food.

Archer leaned back, looking up at the stars as the noise of the party swirled around him. Yeah, maybe weird wasn’t so bad after all.

 

Later Archer stood at the edge of the Silence, gazing out over the still waters as the Silence sailed away from Punk Hazard. The day had been long and exhausting, but at least they were finally on their way. Law and Ace had decided to board the Thousand Sunny for a while, wanting to spend some time with Luffy and his crew. The G-5 marines were staying back a bit longer to ensure the kids were safe, leaving Archer, Rosinante, and the rest of their crew to sail alone.

He exhaled slowly, letting the cool night air clear his head. What a day. Parties, chaos, freaks, kids in cages… and now, a peaceful ocean. The stars blinked above, calm and serene, a sharp contrast to the madness they had left behind.

But something didn’t feel right.

His gut twisted with a strange unease. Archer narrowed his eyes at the horizon, leaning forward a bit to get a better look at the seemingly empty waters.

And that’s when he saw it.

Just a flicker of movement in the distance. Something—no, someone—hovering in the air, gliding closer.

Before Archer could react, something fast and sharp wrapped around his throat. He tried to gasp, but the grip tightened, cutting off his air. His hands flew up, clawing at the wire-like string wrapped around his neck, but it only dug deeper, choking him.

“Wha—?!” Archer croaked, eyes wide with shock and panic.

He was yanked forward with brutal force, his body slamming into the deck. His vision blurred as he struggled for breath, darkness creeping in from the edges of his sight. He couldn’t breathe—couldn’t think.

And then he saw it.

Pink.

The unmistakable, vivid pink feathers of a man he had only seen a few times. 

Doflamingo.

Archer’s heart thundered in his chest, but his strength was fading fast. The world tilted, spinning, as the last of his breath was squeezed out of him.

Just before everything went black, he saw the twisted grin of the man who had haunted their family for years. Doflamingo.

 

Archer groaned as he slowly came to, his head pounding like a drum. His hands were bound behind his back, wrists chafing against the strings holding him. His body felt heavy, his muscles sore, and as his vision cleared, he realized exactly where he was. Back on Punk Hazard.

"Yay. Shitty island," Archer muttered under his breath, trying to shake off the lingering grogginess. He was tied to a rock, surrounded by sulfurous fumes and jagged, volcanic terrain. Not exactly the place he wanted to be waking up after getting nearly strangled.

In front of him, lounging as if this were some casual tea party, sat none other than Doflamingo. The cockroach himself, dressed in his ridiculous pink feather coat and grinning down at Archer like a predator toying with its prey.

“Well, if it isn’t the man himself,” Archer rasped, rolling his shoulders as best he could in his restraints. “You’re just as ugly now as you were then. Maybe even worse up close.”

Doflamingo let out a sinister, deep-throated laugh that echoed across the desolate landscape. He crossed his legs, amused by Archer’s defiance, and leaned forward.

“I’ve long wanted to meet you in person, Portgas D. Archer,” Doflamingo sneered. “The man who took my hand, and the one who rescued my pathetic, traitorous little brother.”

Doflamingo moved with deliberate slowness, standing up and walking over to where Archer was bound. His long fingers gripped Archer’s chin, roughly forcing him to look up. Their eyes locked, and Archer could see the madness swirling behind Doflamingo’s signature glasses.

“Such fire,” Doflamingo murmured, almost like he was talking to himself. His thumb traced along Archer’s jaw, and Archer suppressed a shudder of revulsion. “I can see now what my little brother saw in you. A golden beauty with a temper. But he never deserved you, did he?”

Doflamingo's voice lowered to a dangerous whisper as he traced a finger slowly down Archer’s face. Archer’s skin crawled as the warlord continued his monologue, leaning even closer.

“Maybe I should take you for myself? Break you… make you mine.” Doflamingo’s breath was hot against Archer’s face, and the air around them felt suffocating.

But Archer, never one to be intimidated, narrowed his eyes and smirked, his temper flaring back to life. With a quick motion, he spat right in Doflamingo’s face, his saliva dripping down the warlord's twisted grin.

“Over my dead body, you twisted fuck,” Archer growled, his voice low and dripping with venom.

For a split second, Doflamingo froze. His grin faltered, and then—slowly, methodically—he wiped the spit from his face with the back of his hand. His smile returned, but it was darker now. More dangerous.

“You really are something,” Doflamingo chuckled, though there was a cruel edge to his amusement. He stood up straight, cracking his neck to one side, then the other.

Doflamingo then grabbed Archer’s hair, holding it tight, pulling him forward until their faces were mere inches apart. The warlord leaned in, his breath hot and foul against Archer’s skin. Archer’s heart raced, the hairs on the back of his neck prickling with instinctual dread.

“Let’s see how long that brave facade holds up,” Doflamingo taunted, his voice a low, sultry whisper that sent a chill down Archer’s spine. Then, without warning, he pressed his lips against Archer’s neck and dragged his tongue along the sensitive skin, leaving a trail of warmth that made Archer recoil instinctively.

But before he could fully process the horror of it, Doflamingo bit down hard. Pain shot through Archer's throat as sharp teeth broke skin, drawing blood. A gasp escaped Archer's lips, not out of pleasure but shock. Doflamingo grinned wickedly, his teeth stained red, a grotesque mask of satisfaction.

“I’ll make you beg and scream before the night is over,” Doflamingo promised, the sinister gleam in his eyes betraying a sadistic delight. “But not from pleasure—oh no, Archer. You’ll scream from pain. Pain I’m going to relish.”

Archer’s bravado faltered, an icy grip of fear wrapping around his heart. He had faced many foes, battled against overwhelming odds, but never had he felt this level of dread before. The way Doflamingo's smile widened, how he relished the blood he had drawn—it all seeped into Archer's bones, clawing at the edges of his defiance.

Yet, even in that moment of vulnerability, something ignited within him. Archer fought against the strings binding him, his eyes narrowing as he glared defiantly at Doflamingo. He could feel the warm blood trickling down his neck, but he refused to give in to the fear that threatened to swallow him whole.

“You’re a monster, Doflamingo,” Archer spat, his voice shaky but fierce. “You think you can break me? You’re dead wrong. I’ve faced worse than you, and I’m still standing. I won’t scream for you.”

Doflamingo laughed, the sound echoing ominously in the air, the promise of suffering laced in his tone. “Oh, but you will. Just wait. This will be the most fun I’ve had in a long time.” He released Archer’s hair, stepping back to survey his handiwork, taking delight in the blood staining Archer's skin.

Doflamingo's grin widened, a predatory gleam in his eyes as he stepped closer, invading Archer's personal space once more. “You have no idea how much pleasure I’m going to derive from this,” he taunted, leaning in. “I’ll ruin you so thoroughly that Rosinante will never want to touch you again. You’ll be nothing but a broken shell, discarded and forgotten.”

Archer felt rage surging within him, fighting against the strings binding him, the weight of Doflamingo's words pressing down on his chest like a heavy stone. “You think you can scare me?” Archer shot back, his voice hoarse but resolute. “You’re a fool if you believe I’d let you do that.”

But Doflamingo only laughed, the sound deep and sinister. “Oh, you’ll scream, Archer. And I can’t wait to see the look on dear Rosinante’s face when he realizes what I’ve turned you into.”

Before Archer could respond, Doflamingo’s hand shot out, gripping his throat with a vice-like hold. He leaned in, the world narrowing to just the two of them, as Doflamingo’s breath brushed against Archer’s skin. The warlord’s tongue flicked out, probing at Archer’s lips before he forced his way inside, pushing his tongue down Archer’s throat.

Archer recoiled instinctively, nausea rising in his throat. In a surge of adrenaline and defiance, he bit down hard, teeth clamping down with all the strength he could muster. Doflamingo's eyes widened in shock, the taste of blood mingling with the sharp tang of fear in the air as Archer's jaw locked around the warlord’s tongue.

“Ahh!” Doflamingo gasped, pulling back slightly, his grip loosening as he released a surprised yelp of pain. Archer seized the moment, pushing against Doflamingo, trying to free himself from the rock. But Doflamingo quickly recovered, rage flooding his features.

“YOU DARE?” he bellowed, eyes blazing with fury as he wiped the blood from his mouth with a smirk. “You’ll pay for that!”

Doflamingo's expression twisted, and in that moment, Archer saw the true monster lurking beneath the surface. He could feel the energy shifting, the darkness gathering around them like a storm ready to unleash its fury.

But Archer was not afraid. If anything, he felt a fierce resolve building inside him. He was not going to let Doflamingo win. “I’ll never be yours,” he shouted defiantly, meeting Doflamingo's gaze with unyielding strength.

Doflamingo paused, a flicker of something unreadable crossing his face before it vanished behind that familiar, predatory grin. “We’ll see about that. The more you resist, the more fun this will be for me.”

Doflamingo yanked Archer away from the rock and Archer hit the ground hard, the impact knocking the breath from his lungs. Pain shot through his body as he struggled to push himself up, but Doflamingo’s shadow loomed larger, his predatory grin widening as he ripped the fabric of Archer's shirt apart, exposing his chest to the cold air. Archer felt a wave of dread wash over him. Shit, fuck, shit! Where the hell was everyone?

Doflamingo traced a finger over Archer’s chest, his voice dripping with mockery. “You’re so pretty, you know. Too pretty for someone like Rosinante. I think I’ll have to keep you for myself.” Archer fought back the bile rising in his throat, desperate for a way out.

But then, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a figure—Smoker. The marine moved stealthily, creeping closer to Doflamingo, and a glimmer of hope ignited in Archer's chest. Yes!

Smoker lunged, launching a powerful punch aimed at Doflamingo, but the warlord sidestepped effortlessly, his laugh echoing through the clearing. “You think you can take me down, Marine?” Doflamingo sneered, before countering with a flurry of blows that caught Smoker off guard. Each hit landed like a cannonball, sending the marine crashing to the ground.

Archer strained against the strings binding his wrists, feeling them loosen just enough. In a moment of sheer desperation, he yanked his arms free, his heart racing with adrenaline.

“Doflamingo!” Archer roared, throwing himself at the warlord. With a surge of strength, he knocked Doflamingo off balance, the warlord stumbling back in surprise. Archer didn’t hesitate, delivering a swift kick to Doflamingo’s midsection that sent him sprawling to the ground.

“Get away from him!” Archer yelled, and the warlord fell, stunned.

Smoker groaned, pushing himself up with a grimace as Archer turned to him, quickly assessing his injuries. “You okay?” Archer asked, not bothering to wait for a response.

“Let’s just get the hell out of here,” Smoker grunted, still on his knees.

“Right!” Archer grabbed Smoker's arm, helping him to his feet as they made a break for the shoreline. They dashed through the debris, Archer glancing over his shoulder to make sure Doflamingo was still down, his body slowly coming back into focus. The adrenaline coursed through him, but the dread of being caught again loomed over him like a shadow.

As they reached the edge of the water, Archer scanned the horizon, his heart sinking for a moment when he didn’t see The Silence. But then, just beyond the rocks, he spotted the familiar shape of the ship. “There!” he shouted, pointing. “The Silence!”

“Rosinante!” Archer yelled, hoping against hope that his partner was on board.

In a flurry of movement, Giles appeared, swimming to shore, his fin breaking the water's surface as he maneuvered toward them. Archer quickly shoved Smoker toward him. “Get him to the G-5 ship! He needs medical attention!”

Giles nodded, grabbing Smoker and Archer with surprising strength, and started to swim back toward the waiting G-5 ship.

 

When Archer finally boarded The Silence, the weight of the chaos and violence from Punk Hazard still clung to him like a suffocating shroud. The familiar creak of the ship felt like a lifeline, but before he could catch his breath, Rosinante was upon him, arms wrapping around him in a fierce embrace.

“Archer!” Rosinante breathed, his voice thick with emotion. It was a tight hold, as if he were afraid that if he let go, Archer would vanish again, swept away by the horrors he had just faced.

“Hey, I’m okay,” Archer whispered, returning the hug with equal intensity. He felt the warmth radiating from Rosinante, grounding him in the moment. “Just... get us away from here, alright?” His heart raced as memories of Doflamingo's taunts and touch flickered in his mind, reminding him of the hell he had escaped.

“Of course,” Rosinante replied, pulling back just enough to search Archer's face, his eyes filled with concern. “Let me help you to the cabin.”

With Rosinante’s arm firmly around his waist, Archer leaned into him as they walked together through the ship.

Rosinante led Archer to their bathroom, his movements gentle but urgent. The world outside faded as they stepped into the small, warm room. The tub was filled with warm water, and Archer felt a wave of relief wash over him as Rosinante helped him out of his pants.

“Just relax,” Rosinante said softly, guiding Archer to sit at the edge of the tub. He grabbed a washcloth and dipped it into the water, wringing it out before beginning to clean Archer’s skin.

Archer closed his eyes, trying to focus on the soothing sensation, but it was hard to forget what had just happened. As Rosinante washed the bitemark on his neck, he paused, his eyes widening in horror. “Archer, what happened? One moment you were on the ship, and then you were gone. I thought—” His voice shook, and Archer could see the worry etched on his face.

Archer’s heart raced, and suddenly, the floodgates opened. Tears streamed down his cheeks as he stammered, trying to find the words. “It was Doflamingo, he kidnapped me. He—he touched me, Rosi. Doflamingo… he—he was right there. He grabbed me and… he licked my neck and bit me. He said he wanted to ruin me, to make me beg for mercy. He said you didn’t deserve me. He wanted to take me for himself.”

His voice cracked as he choked on the memories, the raw fear clawing at him. “I didn’t know what to do. I thought I wouldn’t make it out. But then Smoker… he came. He saved me. He fought Doflamingo. I— I was so scared.”

Rosinante’s expression shifted from shock to a fierce protectiveness as he pulled Archer into his arms. “I’m so sorry,” he whispered, holding him tightly. “I love you, Archer. I love you so much.” He kept repeating it like a mantra, trying to erase the pain with every word.

Archer clung to him, the warmth of Rosinante’s body grounding him amidst the chaos in his mind. “I don’t want to feel this way,” Archer sobbed. “I was so scared.”

Rosinante helped him up gently, drying the water from Archer’s skin with careful hands. “You’re safe now. I promise,” he said, his voice steady. He lifted Archer into his arms, carrying him to the bed. Archer buried his face against Rosinante’s shoulder, breathing in his familiar scent.

“I’ll make him pay for what he did to you,” Rosinante said, his tone low and fierce. Inside, he was already planning revenge for his lover. Doflamingo wouldn’t get away with this. “No one hurts you and gets away with it. I swear it.”

As he laid Archer down on the bed, Rosinante continued to whisper sweet reassurances, wrapping him in the warmth of his love. Archer looked up at him through tear-stained eyes, and for a moment, the darkness began to lift.

“Just stay with me,” Archer pleaded, his voice still trembling.

“Always,” Rosinante replied, holding him close. “I’m right here. Always.”

 

 

 

Chapter 48: Dark before light

Summary:

Archer has a hard time
Rosi tries
Red in the water
Good boys
The kids are okay

Notes:

Leave a comment and a kudos :D

Chapter Text

Archer was trapped in darkness.

His mind spun in a whirlwind of pain and fear, everything blurring together as he drifted deeper into a nightmare that felt too real to be a dream. He thrashed against the unseen forces that held him down, his breath coming in ragged gasps. Doflamingo’s sinister grin hovered above him, those piercing eyes locking him in place, paralyzing him with fear.

“Rosinante doesn’t want you,” Doflamingo’s voice slithered through his mind, cold and mocking. “Why would he? Look at you. Ruined. Broken.”

Archer tried to fight back, tried to move, but his body felt like lead. His hands clawed at the air, reaching for something—anything to stop the voice. But it was like sinking into quicksand. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t get free.

“You’re nothing,” Doflamingo sneered, leaning in closer. His fingers traced over Archer’s skin, bringing back the sensation from the island. “Rosinante could never love something so filthy.”

No, Archer thought, his mind screaming against the taunts. But his voice was gone, buried under layers of helplessness.

In the nightmare, Rosinante stood in the distance, watching with disgust. His face twisted in revulsion as he turned his back on Archer, leaving him alone in the dark.

“Rosi, no… please!” Archer called out, his voice raw with desperation. “Don’t leave me! Don’t… I need you.”

But Rosinante kept walking, his broad back disappearing into the mist, taking the warmth and safety with him. Behind him followed Ace and Luffy and Law, their faces hard and cold, their eyes full of disdain.

“You’re not our father anymore,” Ace said, his voice void of any warmth. “We don’t need you.”

Luffy looked away, his hat low over his eyes, refusing to even glance in Archer’s direction. “You're weak," Luffy muttered. "We hate you." Law added.

Archer’s heart shattered. The pain cut deep, sharper than any sword, as if everything he cared about had been ripped away in an instant. He reached out for them, his hand shaking as he tried to grasp at the last slivers of hope, but his sons walked away too. Leaving him alone… still under Doflamingo’s control. Still broken.

No… please, no… he wanted to scream, but his voice was swallowed by the void.

And then came the pain.

So much pain. Doflamingo’s cruel laughter echoed in his ears, each taunt like a stab to his soul. Archer screamed, his body convulsing in agony as the torment surged through him. He couldn’t escape it. The darkness closed in, suffocating him. It felt endless, like he’d never be free of the nightmare, never feel anything but the crushing weight of Doflamingo’s presence.

He screamed louder, his voice tearing from his throat, raw and desperate.

NO! ROSI—!

Suddenly, Archer jolted awake, his body drenched in cold sweat. He was gasping, the remnants of the nightmare clinging to him like a shroud. His heart pounded, his chest rising and falling in ragged breaths. He could still feel Doflamingo’s hands, still hear his mocking voice, still see Rosinante turning away, leaving him alone.

But then—warmth. Strong arms wrapped around him, pulling him into a protective embrace. Archer’s eyes blinked open, his vision blurry and disoriented, but the familiar scent grounded him. He wasn’t alone. He wasn’t still in the nightmare.

“Rosi…” Archer choked, his voice trembling as he clung to his lover like a lifeline.

Rosinante tightened his grip, his face inches from Archer’s. “I’m here,” he whispered, his voice full of concern, but firm. “You’re safe. It was just a dream.”

Archer shook his head, the tears welling up in his eyes before he could stop them. “It… it felt so real. He—he took everything. You, the boys… you all left me. You… you didn’t want me anymore.”

Rosinante pulled back slightly, cupping Archer’s face in his hands. His brown eyes were burning with emotion as he stared into Archer’s, forcing him to focus on the present. “That’s not real. I’ll never leave you, Archer. Never.”

Archer swallowed hard, his throat tight, trying to push the fear and lingering terror away. “He said… he said you’d find me disgusting. That I was… ruined.” His voice broke at the word, his heart twisting at the thought.

Rosinante’s eyes softened, his thumb gently brushing away the tears from Archer’s cheeks. “You listen to me,” he said, his voice low and steady. “There is nothing Doflamingo can do that will ever change how I feel about you. You’re not ruined. You’re not broken. I love you, Archer. Always.”

Archer let out a shaky breath, leaning into Rosinante’s touch, trying to believe the words, to drown out the echoes of the nightmare. “I was so scared,” he admitted, his voice barely above a whisper. “I thought… I thought I’d lose you.”

Rosinante pressed a soft kiss to Archer’s forehead. “You’ll never lose me,” he murmured. “I’m here. Always.”

Archer clung to Rosinante, burying his face in his chest as he whispered, “I’m afraid to sleep.”

His voice trembled, raw and stripped of the usual confidence he carried. It was a vulnerability he had never shown before, not even to Rosinante. But the weight of it all—the nightmare, the memories—was too much to hold back anymore.

“Every time I close my eyes…” Archer’s voice cracked, his breath hitching as the fear tightened its grip on him. “I see him. I hear his laugh, feel his hands on me… I’ve never felt so weak, Rosi. So… helpless.”

Rosinante’s arms wrapped around him tighter, pulling him as close as possible, like he could shield Archer from the horrors clawing at him from the inside. His heart ached, hearing Archer—his strong, fearless Archer—so broken.

“You’re not weak,” Rosinante said softly, his voice steady but filled with emotion. “You’re the strongest person I know, Archer. And I’ll be damned if I let him or anyone else make you feel like this.”

Archer shook his head, still trembling. “But I was… he made me feel… like I was nothing. I couldn’t fight back. I couldn’t stop him. I’ve never been this scared in my life, Rosi.” His voice dropped to barely a whisper, choking on the last words. “I don’t know if I can sleep again… I don’t want to feel like that again.”

Rosinante’s heart twisted painfully, but he refused to let go. He cupped the back of Archer’s head, pressing his lips to his temple. “You don’t have to do this alone, Archer. I’m here, right here. You’re safe with me.”

Archer’s grip tightened around him, the tears slipping free as he whispered, “I don’t feel safe anywhere… not even in my own head.”

Rosinante held him even closer, feeling Archer's body shake against his. “Then I’ll stay awake with you,” he promised. “I’ll watch over you. Every time you close your eyes, I’ll be here to chase away whatever’s haunting you. You’re not alone in this, Archer. I won’t let him win. Not ever.”

Archer pressed his face into Rosinante’s chest, taking a shaky breath as he tried to hold back the tears, but the fear was too deep, too fresh.

“I love you, Rosi,” Archer whispered, his voice breaking. “I don’t know what I’d do without you.”

Rosinante’s grip on him tightened, his own heart aching with love and pain for the man in his arms.

 

Next morning Archer stood in front of the mirror, his reflection staring back at him like a stranger. He took a few deep breaths, trying to steady the tightness in his chest, but it was no use. His body was a map of pain, each mark telling the story of what had happened. Old scars from battles long ago, new injuries from yesterday’s brutal fight against Caesar and his twisted followers, and the worst of it all—the marks Doflamingo left behind.

He traced his fingers lightly over his back, flinching at the soreness. It was one massive bruise, the result of being thrown into the hard ground like he was nothing. His cheek still stung from where Doflamingo had dug his nails into him, the skin there rough and red. But his eyes kept coming back to the angry red line that stretched from his collarbone down to his navel, a chilling reminder of Doflamingo's sick touch as he'd traced his finger across his chest.

Then there was the bite.

Right on his throat, swollen and bruised, the bite mark stared back at him like an accusation. It throbbed with every breath he took, a constant reminder of how close he had come to something he didn’t even want to think about. His hands shook as they moved down to his wrists, where deep cuts marred the skin, the result of those damn strings Doflamingo had used to tie him up. They were still raw, the skin around them dark and angry.

“Fuck,” Archer whispered to himself, his voice barely audible in the quiet of the bathroom.

He felt exposed, vulnerable in a way he hadn’t been in years. All his life, Archer had fought—fought to protect the people he loved, fought to survive. But this… this was something different. Doflamingo had broken something in him, something Archer wasn’t sure he could piece back together.

His fists clenched on the sink as he leaned forward, staring into the mirror. The image staring back at him felt foreign, like a man he didn’t recognize. He’d been hurt before, sure—hell, he had the scars to prove it—but nothing like this. Nothing that dug this deep.

Archer stepped into the shower, the heat blasting as he turned the knob all the way up. The scalding water hit his skin, but he didn’t flinch. He grabbed the soap and started scrubbing, harder than he ever had before. His hands moved furiously over every inch of his body, scrubbing as if he could wash away the bad thoughts, the memories, the feeling of Doflamingo's touch.

He couldn’t stop.

Every swipe of the soap, every scrub felt like an attempt to erase what had happened. The bruises, the bite marks, the scratches—they all felt like reminders. And Archer didn’t want any of them to stay. His nails dug into his skin as he scrubbed, his chest heaving, breaths quick and shallow. He pushed harder, barely noticing the way his body screamed in protest.

It wasn’t until the water turned red that he even began to realize what he was doing. The warmth running down his legs wasn’t just from the water. It was blood, streaming from the wounds he had torn open in his frantic effort to feel clean again. But even that barely registered in his mind—he kept going, scrubbing as if it would somehow undo everything.

The water shut off suddenly. Archer blinked, dazed, as strong arms wrapped around him, pulling him from the shower.

"Archer! What the hell are you doing?!" Rosinante's voice was sharp with panic, his hands gripping Archer's shoulders as he carefully pulled him out of the tub. “Look at yourself!”

Archer glanced down and finally saw it—the blood mixing with the water that dripped from his body, pooling at his feet. His wounds, the ones Doflamingo had left, were torn open again, blood pouring from the deep cuts on his wrists, the bruises on his back looking even worse now. He’d done this to himself.

“I…” Archer’s voice was barely a whisper. “I didn’t realize…”

Rosinante grabbed a towel and gently wrapped it around him, his hands trembling as he pressed it against Archer’s bleeding wrists, trying to stop the flow. "Why would you do this to yourself?" Rosinante’s voice broke, his usual calm shattered by the sight of Archer in this state.

"I wasn’t thinking..." Archer mumbled, his voice thick with exhaustion. "I just… I wanted to get it off me. All of it."

Rosinante stared at him, his eyes filled with pain. “You don’t need to hurt yourself, Archer. None of this is your fault. None of it.”

Archer leaned his head back against the wall, closing his eyes as his body started to shake. He hadn’t meant to rip open his wounds, but now that he saw the blood, it felt like a sick kind of release.

“I don’t know how to make it stop,” Archer whispered, his voice cracking.

Rosinante knelt in front of him, holding Archer’s face in his hands, his thumbs brushing away the water and blood on his cheeks. “We’ll figure it out together. But you need to stop punishing yourself. Please.”

Archer nodded, though his body felt weak, his mind still reeling from everything that had happened. He let Rosinante help him up, guiding him to the bed and wrapping him in a blanket, as if trying to shield him from the world.

As Rosinante quietly began to patch him up, Archer let himself be vulnerable, just for a moment. Maybe that was enough for now. He was still here, still fighting—he wasn’t ready to give up yet.

 

Later that day, Archer sat on the edge of the bed, staring down at his hands. He’d been hiding in the cabin long enough, and deep down, he knew the others would soon come knocking. The crew wasn’t exactly known for leaving things alone—especially not when it came to him.

With a sigh, he stood and walked over to the small dresser, rummaging through his clothes. He pulled out a black turtleneck sweater, something Raya had given him as a prank gift. She always thought it was hilarious that he stuck to shirts and shorts, no matter what. He could almost hear her snickering about him actually wearing the damn thing now. But it wasn’t for her amusement—it was for survival. If he could hide the bruises, the marks, maybe he could avoid questions. He wasn’t ready to explain what had happened. Hell, he wasn’t sure if he’d ever be.

Archer slipped the turtleneck on, wincing as it brushed against his bruised back, but the fabric did its job, covering up most of the injuries Doflamingo had left behind. He pulled on a pair of long trousers, completing the disguise. For once, he was glad to be dressed so differently from his usual look. He glanced in the mirror, taking a deep breath. No one would see the marks. No one would have to know. At least, not yet.

Bracing himself, Archer stepped out of the cabin and onto the deck. The sea breeze hit him, and for a moment, it felt like a small relief—until the familiar noises of the crew reached his ears. The laughter, the conversations, everything normal, as if nothing had changed. But everything had changed.

He lit a cigarette, taking a long drag as he leaned against the railing, trying to ground himself. The smoke filled his lungs, calming his nerves just enough. He stared out at the horizon, pretending for just a moment that things could be as simple as they had been before.

Footsteps approached, and Archer tensed, ready for the inevitable. He couldn’t hide forever, but for now, the turtleneck and cigarette were his armor. With any luck, no one would see past them.

Before Archer even had time to exhale another puff of smoke, he was tackled from both sides by two familiar forces—Ace and Luffy. They wrapped him up in a crushing hug, their laughter echoing across the deck. Archer’s cigarette nearly fell from his lips as he stumbled back, completely caught off guard.

“What the hell?” he managed, his voice muffled as he tried to untangle himself from their arms. “What are you two doing on the Silence? I thought you were sailing with Luffys crew?”

Luffy grinned up at him, still clinging to his side. "We missed you!" he declared, as if that explained everything. "Papa and Nami said we're stopping at the next island to restock, so we came over here!"

Ace, still holding onto Archer like he hadn’t seen him in years, nodded in agreement. "Yeah, we didn’t wanna wait. Thought we’d come hang out with you instead."

Archer blinked, his heart tugging in two different directions. He was confused, caught between wanting to stay hidden and feeling an overwhelming wave of relief seeing his boys. His smile, though forced, felt a little more real as he looked down at them. They were safe. They were here. He couldn't help but be grateful for that.

“You little brats,” he muttered, ruffling Luffy’s hair and slapping Ace’s back. “Didn’t even give me a warning.”

Law appeared a few steps behind them, his usual cool demeanor in place but with a small smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. “I tried to stop them dad” he said with a shrug, though Archer could tell he wasn’t too upset about it.

Archer nodded, his smile still not quite reaching his eyes, but damn, he was glad to see them. As much as he wanted to hide everything away, seeing Ace, Luffy, and Law made the weight on his shoulders a little lighter. Even if they didn’t know what had happened yet, their presence was enough to help him hold it together—at least for a little while longer.

Luffy, always surprisingly sharp when it came to emotions, tilted his head and looked up at Archer, a frown creasing his forehead. “What’s wrong dad?” he asked, his voice soft in a way that caught Archer off guard.

For a split second, Archer froze. Luffy’s question hit harder than he expected, but he quickly masked it, shaking his head with a smile that didn’t quite meet his eyes. “Nothing, kid,” he replied, forcing a lighter tone. “Just tired. Now, be sweet and go grab me a couple of beers, huh?”

Ace, Luffy, and Law exchanged glances, their eyebrows raised in suspicion, but they didn’t push it. They knew better than to press their dad when he wasn’t ready to talk. Nodding, they turned and went off to get the beers, leaving Archer alone for a moment.

With a long sigh, Archer dropped himself into a chair, feeling the weight of everything settle over him like a thick blanket. His body ached, the bruises and cuts hidden under his clothes reminding him of every second he spent tied to that rock, every inch of skin that Doflamingo had touched. But he couldn’t think about that now. Not with the boys around. He wasn’t ready to explain, and they didn’t need to know the details—not yet.

Lighting another cigarette, Archer took a deep drag and stared out at the ocean, trying to let the sound of the waves drown out his racing thoughts.

Archer slumped deeper into the chair, too exhausted to stay awake even if he wanted to. The cool breeze of the sea and the gentle rocking of the ship lulled him into a dreamless sleep, which, considering everything, was a blessing.

Every now and then, voices drifted into his half-conscious mind, blending into the background noise of the ship’s daily routine. He heard the footsteps of the crew, the clatter of gear being adjusted, the occasional laugh, and bits of conversations he couldn’t quite make out.

But one stood out.

“…What’s up with dad?” That was Law’s voice, low and concerned.

Then another, Ace, chiming in, “Yeah, something’s off. He’s not himself.”

“I asked him,” Luffy’s voice piped up, quieter than usual. “But he just smiled… It wasn’t a real smile, though.”

Archer’s heart clenched hearing them talk about him, but he couldn’t open his eyes or muster the energy to intervene. He felt frozen, both physically and emotionally. He didn’t want them to worry, but damn, he didn’t know how to handle all this right now.

Rosinante’s voice came next, sounding as calm as he could make it, though Archer could hear the strain. “He’s been through a lot the past few days. I’m not going into details, but… let him be for now. He just needs time to process things.”

There was a pause, and Archer could feel their concern hanging in the air like a thick fog. Law pressed further, but his voice had softened. “Did something happen to him, papa? He’s never like this.”

Rosinante let out a sigh, quieter this time. “Yeah, something happened. But it’s his story to tell, not mine. Just… give him space, alright? He’ll talk when he’s ready.”

Archer almost let out a breath of relief. He couldn’t handle telling them right now, especially not with everything still so fresh, so raw. He was grateful Rosinante hadn’t spilled the full truth. He wasn’t ready for that conversation—not yet.

As the voices faded again, Archer drifted back into the heavy, dreamless sleep, still hearing fragments of the world around him, but too far gone to wake up.

Archer blinked against the sunlight streaming through the porthole, momentarily disoriented. As his eyes adjusted, he took in the sight around him: Luffy sprawled across his legs, Ace nestled against his side, and Law perched at the foot of the bed, all wrapped in a tangle of limbs and blankets. The warmth radiating from them felt comforting, like a gentle embrace that eased the weight of the world off his shoulders.

For the first time since he returned, a genuine smile broke across Archer's face. It was a simple, pure joy that surged through him, chasing away the shadows that had lingered since Doflamingo's attack. He carefully shifted, not wanting to disturb the pile of warmth resting against him.

Luffy stirred, blinking his big, innocent eyes open. “Hey, Dad! You’re awake!” he exclaimed, a wide grin spreading across his face.

Archer chuckled softly. “Looks like I am.”

Ace yawned and stretched, his voice still heavy with sleep. “You scared us for a minute there dad. You were out for a while.”

Archer felt a pang of guilt but brushed it aside. “Just needed some rest,” he replied, ruffling Ace’s hair. “You boys are a handful, you know that?”

“Only because you’re so comfy!” Luffy giggled, curling tighter against Archer.

The peaceful atmosphere was shattered when Law groaned, “Can you guys keep it down? I’m trying to sleep.” He rubbed his eyes but couldn’t hide the small smile tugging at his lips.

Archer looked at Law as he settled in beside him. “So, where’s your Papa?” he asked, his voice still a bit groggy.

Ace stretched lazily before answering, “He and Nami are trying to locate the Polar Tang. They said they wanted to make sure it’s ready for when we hit Dressrosa.”

Archer raised an eyebrow, turning to Law. “Why aren’t you helping them? It’s your crew.”

Law shrugged, a small smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. “I’d rather be here with you,” he replied casually, though his eyes sparkled with sincerity.

The warmth spread in Archer’s chest at the words. “Really? Just hanging out with me?” He feigned disbelief, although he knew how much Law cared.

“Yeah, really,” Law said, rolling his eyes but unable to hide the soft smile. “Besides, they can manage without me for a little while. I wanted to check on you first.”

Ace watched their exchange, a teasing grin appearing on his face. “Look at you two, all lovey-dovey. Is this what we’re doing now?”

Luffy, still trying to shake off sleep, piped up, “Are we going to get breakfast? I’m hungry!”

“Yeah, breakfast sounds good,” Archer agreed, brushing off the teasing. “Let’s go see if Papa and Nami have found the Polar Tang yet. I bet they’ll have food waiting for us.”

The four of them climbed out of bed, the banter continuing as they made their way to the galley. Archer felt lighter with each step, surrounded by his boys. Whatever lay ahead, he knew he could face it with them by his side.

 

 

 

Chapter 49: A line in the sand

Summary:

Kaido
Not amused
Raya is the best
So is Nugget
Mens club
Brats

Notes:

Archer is on a roll.

Chapter Text

Archer stood in front of the table, arms crossed, his gaze burning into each of them. He was done being out of the loop, done feeling powerless. “Alright,” he started, voice low but deadly serious. “I’ve been stuck in my own head for the past few days, but no more. Now I want to know everything that’s going on. No bullshit, no sugarcoating. If any of you hold something back, I swear, I’ll tan your asses so bad you won’t be able to sit for the next five days. Got it?”

Rosinante raised an eyebrow, exchanging a glance with Law and Luffy and Ace. Archer’s no-nonsense tone cut through the air like a blade. Luffy, always the first to break silence, shouted with his usual enthusiasm, “We’re going to take out Doflamingo!”

The words hit Archer like a punch to the gut. His vision swam for a second, and his hand instinctively gripped the edge of the table so hard his knuckles turned white. “What?” he gritted out, his heart thudding in his chest. “How? Why?”

He glared around the table, eyes flicking between Luffy, Law, and Ace. Law, ever calm in the face of Archer’s fury, leaned forward slightly, hands folded in front of him as he began to explain. “Doflamingo is behind something called SMILE. He’s been manufacturing fake Devil Fruits and selling them to a Yonko—Kaido. That’s why we raided Punk Hazard. Caesar Clown was the one creating them. Taking down Doflamingo is the key to stopping this operation. And to take out Kaido, we have to take down Doflamingo first.”

Luffy, Ace, and Law all nodded at each other, as if this insane plan was the most natural thing in the world.

Archer’s eye twitched. His blood boiled under his skin. This wasn’t just some small operation—this was fucking huge. A full-on assault against Doflamingo, one of the most dangerous men in the world, and then Kaido, one of the Yonkos. The sheer size of this plan made his head spin. And it was dangerous. So damn dangerous. His gaze landed on Rosinante, who sat silently at the table, eyes downcast, avoiding his look.

You knew?” Archer’s voice was barely above a whisper, but it dripped with anger. Rosinante didn’t look up, just nodded, shame clear in his posture. Archer slammed his hand on the table, making everyone flinch. “And you didn’t think to tell me? Tell me, the one person who’s got more reason to hate that bastard than anyone?”

Rosi finally looked up, his eyes soft and apologetic. “I didn’t want to pull you in… not after what happened.”

Archer’s temper flared hotter. “That’s exactly why I should have been pulled in! You think I’m going to sit on the sidelines while you plan to take down the man who—” He stopped, voice cracking for a moment.

Archer felt the tension in the room skyrocket the moment he yanked off his turtleneck. The air in the galley became thick with silence as he turned his back towards them, exposing the large, gnarled scar that snaked from his right shoulder blade down to his hip. The scar was a brutal reminder, still red and angry despite the years that had passed.

“That,” Archer hissed through gritted teeth, pointing at the scar, “is from Kaido himself.”

He could feel their eyes on him, wide with shock and disbelief. No one dared to speak. His voice was low, but it carried the weight of buried rage.

“I was sixteen. Just a cocky little shit who didn’t know who the hell Kaido was or what an Emperor of the Sea even meant. He wanted me for his army of Zoan Devil Fruit users.” He paused, his golden eyes darkening as the memory surged back. His fangs elongated, anger turning his gaze feral. “I mocked him. Thought I was invincible. He tried to kill me. I barely got out alive.”

The table creaked under his grip as he leaned over it, glaring at each of them. “Do any of you have any idea how dangerous Kaido is? Are you so fucking naive that you think this is some small-time villain we’re going after?”

The silence that followed was suffocating. No one dared meet his eyes. Luffy, Law, and Ace all sat in stunned silence, and even Rosinante seemed at a loss for words. Archer’s patience snapped, and with a roar of frustration, he slammed his fist down on the table, the wood splintering under the force of his blow. The crack echoed through the room like a gunshot.

“Do you understand now?” he growled, his breathing ragged. His body trembled with the barely-contained rage boiling inside him.

Luffy, normally unshaken by anything, looked up with wide, uncertain eyes. His voice was small, uncharacteristically timid. “Dad… where did you get the bruise on your back?”

The question hit Archer harder than Kaido’s blows ever had. He froze, his body stiffening as the rage shifted into something darker, more vulnerable. Slowly, he turned his head, his sharp gaze locking onto Luffy.

“That bruise,” he spat out, voice hoarse, “is from when I was kidnapped by Doflamingo after Punk Hazard two days ago.” His fists clenched, nails digging into his palms as he forced the next words out. “And he… almost raped me.”

The air was thick with a mixture of horror and disbelief. No one moved. No one breathed.

Archer’s rage and shame burned hotter than ever. He couldn’t stand the looks on their faces. Couldn’t handle the pity or the helplessness in their eyes. Without another word, he stormed out of the galley, slamming the door behind him with a force that rattled the entire ship.

He needed air. Space. Anything to escape the raw emotions threatening to break him. As he stepped onto the deck, the cool breeze hit his face, but it did nothing to soothe the fire raging inside him. He leaned against the railing, trying to steady his breathing, trying to rein in the flood of memories that Doflamingo had unleashed.

He had exposed more than just his scars in that room. He had exposed his pain. His fear. And he hated it. But what terrified him more was the idea of losing them. Of losing his boys. His family.

He clenched his fists, staring out at the horizon. They were heading straight for the lion’s den. Straight into the hands of Doflamingo and Kaido.

Archer’s chest heaved as he struggled to breathe. Every inhale felt like fire, like he was choking on air itself. His vision blurred, and for a terrifying moment, he couldn’t feel his body at all. His knees buckled, and he sank to the deck, gripping his chest as if he could physically hold himself together. The overwhelming emotions were crashing in on him—fear, shame, rage—and they threatened to drown him.

Then he felt a hand on his shoulder. Warm, steady, grounding.

Raya.

“Come on,” she murmured gently, tugging him up to his feet. He barely registered her words as she pulled him along, leading him through the ship into her cabin. Archer had never been in here before, but there wasn’t time for his usual banter or curiosity. He was unraveling, falling apart at the seams.

She sat him down on the edge of her bed and knelt in front of him, taking his hands in hers. “Breathe with me, Archer. Slowly. In and out.”

He tried. At first, it felt impossible, his breath hitching and coming out in ragged gasps. But she kept her hands firm on his, her voice calm and steady as she guided him through it. Slowly, painfully, he began to feel the air filling his lungs again. The pressure in his chest eased, and his mind started to clear.

But then the tears came. Unbidden, unwelcome, hot tears that he hadn’t wanted to shed. Archer cursed under his breath, wiping at his eyes furiously. Fucking hell. He couldn’t stop them. Couldn’t hold back the flood.

Raya, the goddess she was, didn’t say a word. Instead, she reached into a drawer and pulled out a bottle of rum, handing it to him with a small, knowing smile. Archer took it, grateful for the distraction, and took a long, burning swig. The warmth of the alcohol spread through him, taking the edge off the storm inside.

She sat beside him on the bed, her presence solid and comforting. “You know,” she began quietly, her voice soft but unwavering, “when you and Rosinante saved me and Giles from that slave ship… I didn’t think I’d make it.”

Archer looked at her, surprised. She rarely spoke about her past, especially about what had happened before they’d met. He wasn’t sure he was ready to hear more, but Raya kept going, her tone gentle.

“I’d been sold by my old madam,” she continued, her purple eyes dark with the weight of old memories. “Spent four weeks on that ship, and in that time, the men… they did whatever they wanted to me. I thought I’d die there, or worse—live out the rest of my days being used like that.”

Archer swallowed hard, his own pain temporarily forgotten as he listened to her. He knew this story had no happy ending, but the way she spoke about it—it was like she was laying her soul bare for him.

“When you and Rosi stormed that ship and freed us, I thought, ‘Here we go again, another pair of men to hurt me.’ But instead, you two turned out to be the gayest bastards I’ve ever met.” She let out a soft laugh, shaking her head. “You have no idea the relief I felt. For the first time in what felt like forever, I was safe.”

Raya turned to him, her expression serious now. “What I’m trying to say is, there’s no shame in being angry, Archer. Or in crying. What happened to you—what nearly happened—it doesn’t matter if it was almost or if it was all the way. Someone hurt you. Someone tried to take away your control. And that’s enough to break anyone.”

Archer’s throat tightened again, but this time, he wasn’t trying to fight the tears. He looked down at the bottle of rum, turning it in his hands. “I wasn’t… I wasn’t raped,” he said, his voice barely above a whisper. “But it was close.”

Raya shook her head softly. “It doesn’t matter. Someone tried to hurt you, to take something from you, and that’s enough. Don’t let anyone tell you it’s not the same. You don’t have to downplay your pain because it wasn’t the ‘worst’ version of it.”

Her words sank in, and for the first time, Archer felt like a weight had been lifted. He let out a shaky breath, wiping the remnants of tears from his cheeks. “Thank you,” he whispered, his voice raw.

Raya smiled gently, her usual sharp edge softened. “Don’t thank me, you idiot. Thanks to you and the crew, I’m still here. I didn’t… I didn’t end it after what I went through. And for that, I’ll always owe you.”

They sat there for a while, in a comfortable, quiet understanding. Archer leaned into the warmth of her presence, feeling more grounded than he had in days. For once, the storm inside him wasn’t so overwhelming. He wasn’t okay, not by a long shot. But for now, in this moment, he felt just a little less broken. And that was something.

 

As Archer stepped out of Raya’s cabin, a soft buzz from the rum still lingered in his veins. It dulled the sharpest edges of his emotions, but it wasn’t enough to take away the hollow feeling in his chest. The sea breeze hit his face as he walked onto the deck, its salty air not quite as refreshing as it used to be. He stood there, staring out at the endless blue, but the sight didn’t bring him the usual sense of peace. Instead, it only reminded him of how distant everything felt—how distant he felt.

He ran a hand through his hair, frustrated. I’m being cut out, he thought. They’re doing shit behind my back, and no one’s telling me anything. The anger flared briefly, but it wasn’t the usual hot fire. It was more like embers, smoldering quietly, feeding the growing sense of disconnection. He hated it. Hated feeling like he didn’t have a grip on things. But if that was how it was, if they were pushing him out, then maybe he should just let them.

Taking a deep breath, Archer forced himself to shrug it off. Fine, he told himself. Let them handle the shit. I’m out.

His eyes drifted toward the sea once more before he turned away, walking over to where his stuff was. He grabbed a book from his belongings, not even caring what it was. He just needed something to occupy his mind—something to keep the thoughts at bay, at least for a little while.

Without a word to anyone, he made his way to the crow's nest. The climb was familiar, his body moving on autopilot as he ascended to the small, isolated perch. It wasn’t until he settled into the space, leaning against the wooden railings, that he felt like he could breathe again. Up here, he was alone. The world below him, with all its chaos and decisions he wasn’t a part of, felt distant. Like it wasn’t his problem anymore.

He opened the book and stared at the page, though the words didn’t immediately register. His mind was still spinning, thoughts swirling around everything and nothing all at once. But up here, at least, he could be alone with it. No one would ask him questions. No one would drag him into whatever madness was happening next. They had their plans—plans that didn’t seem to include him anymore—and that was fine. He’d deal with it in his own way.

For now, he’d just read his book and let the world go on without him.

 

Archer was genuinely surprised when he realized the book he’d grabbed in his frustrated haze was actually pretty damn good. The plot was gripping, the characters were sharp, and for the first time in what felt like forever, his mind was drawn into something other than his own swirling thoughts. Who knew? he thought, smirking to himself as he flipped another page.

Nugget, landed softly beside him, and Archer glanced over. "Hey, little guy," he murmured, running a careful hand through the bird’s feathers. Nugget seemed unusually calm today, letting Archer stroke him without any protest. It was... kind of nice, actually.

Archer glanced at the bird, half-smiling. "So, what do you think? Am I being dramatic? A complete wuss?" Nugget blinked, staring at him with his usual unreadable expression before hopping right into Archer’s arms. Archer snorted softly, taking that as a yes, or maybe a no. Either way, it was oddly comforting. With a sigh, he set his book down for a moment and focused on stroking the bird's soft feathers. Nugget, for once, seemed content with the attention, his small body warm and steady against Archer’s chest.

Just as he was starting to feel some sense of peace, voices drifted up from the deck below. Archer recognized one immediately—Raya. She was yelling. Loudly.

"Fucking idiots! Morons! Inconsiderate assholes!" Archer could only make out fragments of the tirade, but from the sound of it, someone was in deep trouble. He half-chuckled, glad for once that he wasn’t on the receiving end of her wrath, though he felt a little sorry for the poor bastards down there.

Then he heard it.

"Ungrateful sons... stupid boyfriends!"

Her voice carried clearly to the crow’s nest, each insult hitting like an explosion in the otherwise quiet afternoon. Archer paused, eyebrows raised. This was a new level of Raya rage.

And then, unmistakably, came the sound of a smack.

Archer’s eyes widened. Did she just hit someone? Holy shit. He tried to stifle a laugh, glancing down toward the deck. “Damn, Nugget,” he muttered to the bird still sitting calmly in his arms, “Glad it’s not me. Whoever that was... they might need a doctor, oh wait.. Raya IS the doctor.”

The yelling continued, but Archer tuned it out. For now, it wasn’t his problem. He wasn’t in the mood to get involved in whatever madness was happening down below. Instead, he leaned back against the rail of the crow’s nest, shaking his head in amusement as Nugget settled more comfortably against him. If anything, the commotion only served to make him appreciate the quiet up here a little more. Raya could handle herself, and if anyone deserved a good smack, it was probably for a good reason.

 

Feeling a little lighter after the quiet moment in the crow's nest with Nugget, Archer climbed down and made his way to the deck. He spotted Giles, Gin, and Timble milling around, and a grin tugged at the corners of his mouth as an idea hit him.

"Oi, you three," Archer called out, swaggering over with a mischievous glint in his eyes. "How ‘bout a game of poker? Loser has to do all the dirty dishes for a week."

Timble’s eyes went wide. "A whole week?!"

"Scared already?" Archer teased, raising an eyebrow.

"No way!" Timble puffed up his chest, determination written all over his face.

Giles gave a casual shrug, clearly unbothered, while Gin, as usual, stayed quiet, though he nodded his agreement. They all sat down on some crates scattered around, Archer already feeling a surge of excitement. This is exactly what I need.

As they dealt the cards, Archer quickly realized a few things: Giles had a poker face that rivaled some of the best Archer had ever seen. The man didn’t give anything away, stone-cold from start to finish. Gin, on the other hand, was horrendous. The poor guy couldn’t bluff to save his life, making the whole game hilarious. And then there was Timble—who could only hold one card at a time, which made his strategy (or lack thereof) utterly transparent.

Archer couldn’t stop laughing.

"What the hell, Timble?" he snickered, watching the kid struggle to keep his single card hidden. "That’s the worst poker hand I’ve ever seen."

Timble glared back, clearly trying to be serious but failing miserably as Archer chuckled at his frustration. Even Giles cracked a smile, which was rare enough to catch Archer’s attention.

"Man, Giles, how do you do it?" Archer asked, shaking his head in disbelief. "You’ve got the best poker face on this ship."

Giles just shrugged, barely acknowledging the compliment as he collected his chips—yet again. Archer’s competitive streak flared, but damn, he was having fun. It was just what he needed to shake off the tension that had been building up over the past few days.

When they finally wrapped up the game, dinner was looming. Gin headed toward the stove, and Archer, still riding the high from the poker game, decided to join him. "Need a hand, Gin?"

Gin blinked, surprised. "Sure. Thanks."

Archer rolled up his sleeves and started chopping some vegetables, occasionally snatching a few bites when Gin wasn’t looking. It felt good to be doing something simple, something that didn’t require overthinking or strategy. Plus, snacking on the job? Best part.

As they worked, the smell of cooking filled the air, and Archer’s stomach growled in anticipation. By the time everything was ready, there was just one problem—the dining table was still broken from earlier.

"Guess we’re eating on the deck," Archer chuckled, scratching the back of his head. The others didn’t seem to mind, though. The fresh sea breeze and the open sky made for a pretty good atmosphere, anyway.

 

After eating, Archer rushed into his cabin to relax in the bathtub. But Archer barely had time to register the sound of the door creaking open before Luffy’s familiar, overexcited voice echoed through the cabin.

“Dad! You in here?”

Archer gritted his teeth, sinking lower into the water. Goddamn it, he thought, considering the merits of just staying quiet and pretending to be asleep. Maybe they'd leave him alone.

Of course, that idea went straight out the window when Luffy, the little shit, barged right in, swinging the bathroom door wide open. “There you are!” he yelled, eyes bright with energy.

“Luffy, I swear—” Archer started, but before he could even finish the sentence, Ace, Law, and Rosinante had all piled into the small bathroom, their curious eyes scanning him like he was some kind of zoo exhibit.

“You’ve got to be kidding me…” Archer muttered, wiping a hand down his face, water sloshing around the tub as he glared at them.

Rosi, looking half-apologetic but mostly amused, shrugged. “We were worried. You disappeared after dinner.”

“I’m bathing,” Archer hissed, gesturing to the tub like it wasn’t the most obvious thing in the world.

Ace folded his arms, smirking. “Doesn’t mean we can’t check on you.”

“Check on me? What am I, five?”

Luffy was already making himself comfortable, plopping down on the floor next to the tub, grinning like an idiot. “You’re always grumpy when you’re tired, Dad.”

Archer groaned. “No shit. Now can I please get ten minutes of peace?”

Law, standing with his arms crossed, leaned against the wall, his usual calm demeanor on full display. “We just wanted to talk. About earlier,” he said, eyes locking with Archer’s. His voice had a seriousness to it, one that Archer couldn’t easily brush off.

Archer met Law’s gaze, feeling his frustration build again. He’d been trying to avoid this conversation, trying to push all that shit from earlier to the back of his mind. But it seemed like the boys, and even Rosi, weren’t going to let him off that easy.

"Now?" Archer asked, incredulity rising in his voice. “You want to talk about this now, while I’m sitting in a bathtub?”

Rosinante chuckled softly, shaking his head. “To be fair, it’s the only place we’ve found you relaxed all day.”

Archer sighed, sinking further into the water. “Fine, talk. But if any of you try to climb into this damn tub, I’m getting out and slamming the door in your face.”

Luffy opened his mouth, clearly thinking about making some ridiculous joke, but one look from Archer shut him up fast. He smiled sheepishly, settling back down on the floor.

Law, always the more serious of the three, was the first to speak. “You’re pissed off about the plan. We get it.”

“Pissed off is putting it lightly,” Archer growled, his hand gripping the edge of the tub. “You’re all charging headfirst into something that could get you killed.”

Ace leaned in, his expression softening slightly. “We’re not naive, Dad. We know the risks.”

“Do you?” Archer shot back, eyes flashing. “Because I’ve been up against Kaido, and I’m telling you—he’s not someone you can just fight. He’s a goddamn monster.”

“Which is why we need to take him out,” Law added quietly, his tone resolute. “We know it won’t be easy, but we’ve been planning this for a while now. We’re not going in blind.”

Archer’s frustration bubbled up again, threatening to boil over. “Plans mean nothing when you're facing someone like him. Trust me.”

Rosinante stepped forward then, his calm, grounding presence cutting through some of the tension. “We’re not ignoring the danger, Archer,” he said softly. “But we also can’t just sit back and do nothing.”

Archer’s jaw tightened as he fixed his gaze on the group, the steam from the bath rising around him like a shroud. “You all can do whatever the hell you want,” he growled, his voice low and dangerous. “But as Co-Captain of the Silence, I have every right to voice my concerns and be kept in the loop. You don’t get to make these decisions without me.”

Rosinante opened his mouth to respond, but Archer cut him off with a sharp gesture. “And don’t even think about defending them, Rosi. I mean it. If you want to go off and join their merry band of idiots, then be my guest. You’re free to find a place to sleep on the Thousand Sunny for all I care.”

“Archer—” Rosi started, his brow furrowed, but Archer was on a roll now.

“No,” Archer snapped, sitting up straight in the tub, water splashing over the sides. “I’m serious. If this plan goes to hell, it won’t just be your asses on the line. It’ll be the entire crew of the Silence. And you think I’m going to just sit here and let you all charge into danger without knowing what the fuck is going on?”

“Dad, we’re not trying to leave you out—” Ace began, but Archer’s glare silenced him.

“Unless you can give me one good reason why I should trust you with this,” Archer pressed, voice rising slightly, “I don’t want to hear another word about it. You want Silence to join you? Fine. But I’m not moving an inch unless you tell me everything.”

The room fell quiet, the weight of Archer’s words hanging heavy in the air. Luffy shifted uncomfortably, looking between his dad and the others, clearly not understanding the gravity of the situation.

Finally, Law broke the silence, his expression serious. “You’re right dad. You deserve to know,” he said, meeting Archer’s fierce gaze head-on. “Doflamingo is a threat to all of us. We thought we could take him down without involving everyone, but we need all three crew’s strength for this. And if we’re going to do it, we have to do it right.”

Archer’s eyes narrowed. “You’re damn right you do. I won’t let anyone else’s lives be put at risk just because you want to be a hero. I won’t lose any of my people because of your reckless plans.”

As the last of the explanations faded into an uncomfortable silence, Archer crossed his arms, his expression grim. “This plan is ridiculous,” he declared, his voice low and firm. “You think we can just waltz into Doflamingo’s territory and take him out? You’re all so naive. There are countless things that could go wrong, and I’m not about to sit back and watch you all walk into a trap.”

The tension in the room thickened as the boys exchanged worried glances. “But we have to try, dad,” Luffy insisted, his trademark enthusiasm dimmed. “If we don’t stop him, he’ll just keep hurting people.”

Archer’s eyes narrowed. “And what about your crew? You’re putting them at risk without even informing them of what you’re sending them into. That’s not leadership; that’s recklessness.”

The boys fell silent, and Archer could see the weight of his words settling in. “Now, I need you all to leave,” he said, his tone brokering no argument. “I need to talk to your Papa.”

For once, they complied without question, filing out of the room, leaving Archer and Rosinante alone.

Archer turned toward Rosinante, his heart heavy as he slipped into his sleeping clothes, the fabric feeling like a shroud. “We’ve had this conversation before, Rosi,” he began, voice taut. “You promised me you wouldn’t keep things from me. But here we are, and you’ve broken that promise. You’re cutting me out.”

Rosinante’s brow furrowed, but Archer didn’t let him respond. “I feel like you’re treating me like I’m fragile, like I can’t handle the truth. I deserve to know what’s going on, especially when it involves our crew. And jeopardizing their lives without any warning? That’s unacceptable.”

The room felt charged with unspoken emotions, and Archer clenched his jaw, fighting back the swell of anger and hurt. “I love you, Rosi,” he said, his voice softening despite the tumult within him. “But right now? Right now, I’m so angry and hurt.”

Rosinante opened his mouth, but Archer held up a hand. “No. The crew of the Silence does not move an inch before I say so. If I join this mission, it’s for the boys. I need to know that you’re not going to make decisions behind my back anymore.”

Rosinante’s gaze dropped to the floor, shame flickering across his features. “Archer, I—”

“Don’t,” Archer interrupted, holding up a finger. “Don’t make excuses. I need you to understand how serious this is. You’re not just putting yourself at risk; you’re putting our entire family in danger, the boys, the crew. And that’s something I can’t just sit back and accept.”

Silence hung between them, heavy and thick. Archer felt the ache in his chest, the worry clawing at his insides. He needed Rosinante to understand. They were partners in this, and it couldn’t just be Rosinante’s call anymore.

Finally, after what felt like an eternity, Rosinante met his gaze, his eyes filled with determination. “I won’t hide things from you anymore, Archer. I promise. I just… I thought I was protecting you.”

“By lying to me?” Archer shot back, frustration bubbling over. “That’s not protection. That’s betrayal.”

“I know,” Rosinante admitted, voice barely above a whisper. “I’m sorry. I’ll do better. Just please, don’t give up on us.”

Archer pointed a finger at Rosinante, his expression serious. “You’ve got one chance, Rosi. One chance only. Tomorrow morning, we gather all three crews: the Heart Pirates, the Straw Hats, the Roaring Pirates—everyone. Everyone gets a say in the planning. No ifs, no buts. If we can’t do that, then me and the Silence sit this one out.”

Rosinante nodded, a look of determination settling on his face. “I’ll inform Luffy and Law. We’ll make it happen,” he promised, his voice steady.

“And don’t forget Ace,” Archer added, his tone softening just a touch. “We planned to make him the Vice Captain of the Silence, right? He deserves to be in on this too.”

“Of course,” Rosinante replied. “I’ll let him know.”

“Good,” Archer said, relief washing over him. “And when you’re done with all that, join me in bed. For sleep only.”

Rosinante smiled, a glimmer of warmth returning to his eyes. “I’ll be there,” he assured, before leaning down to press a soft kiss to Archer’s forehead. “Thank you for trusting me again. I won’t take it for granted.”

Archer felt a flutter in his chest as he watched Rosinante leave the cabin. 

 

 

Chapter 50: All or nothing

Summary:

Archer lays down the law
Bye bye golden locks
Archer and Raya are BFFs
How to give your partner grey hairs 101

Notes:

Archer regains control over his life. Rosinante supports him.

Remember to leave a comment and a kudos :D

Chapter Text

Even though Archer was still pissed at Rosinante, he had to admit—he loved the bastard. No matter how much they fought or how angry he got, there was something about Rosi that always pulled him back in. Maybe it was those damn soft kisses, or the way Rosi looked at him like he was the only person in the world that mattered.

Dragging himself into bed, exhausted from the emotional whirlwind of the day, Archer barely had time to settle before Rosinante wrapped him in a warm embrace from behind. He felt the familiar press of Rosi’s lips against his neck, the gentle nuzzle in his hair. It was comforting, but Archer wasn’t about to melt just yet.

“Still mad at me?” Rosinante asked quietly, his voice muffled by Archer’s hair.

Archer grunted, trying to stay annoyed. “You know damn well I am,” he replied, his voice low. “Doesn’t mean I don’t love you.”

Rosinante chuckled softly. “I’ll take what I can get, then.” He pulled Archer closer, and for a moment, neither of them spoke. The silence was thick, but not uncomfortable.

Rosinante sighed, burying his face in the crook of Archer’s neck. “Raya smacked me today,” he mumbled, sounding more amused than upset. “She smacked me and the boys. Called us idiots, insensitive assholes, and… a lot more.”

Archer couldn’t help but grin, despite himself. He turned over to face Rosinante, raising an eyebrow. “Oh, that’s who she hit?” he said with a smirk. “I heard the smack, but I wasn’t sure who the unlucky bastard was. Guess now I know.”

Rosi chuckled softly, rubbing the spot on his arm where he’d probably gotten whacked. “She’s got a hell of a right hook.”

“She’s not wrong, you know,” Archer said, his smirk fading into something more serious. “You all are a bunch of idiots.” He jabbed Rosi lightly in the chest, his eyes narrowing. “And you deserved that smack. Maybe I should’ve been the one to do it.”

Rosinante winced playfully, catching Archer’s hand and holding it against his chest. “I know, I know… We’ve been reckless. But we’re trying to make things right.”

Archer exhaled deeply, his gaze shifting away as he gathered the courage to speak. “I had a panic attack after I told the boys about… almost being raped,” he said, his voice low but steady. “Raya found me. She dragged me into her cabin and calmed me down. Got me breathing again when I thought I couldn’t. I owe her so much, Rosi. I don't know what I would've done without her.”

Rosinante's brow furrowed, and he tightened his grip around Archer, pulling him even closer. “I’m sorry you had to go through that,” he whispered, his breath warm against Archer's neck. “You should never have had to deal with any of that… alone.”

Archer shook his head, trying to push down the lingering shame that had surfaced with the memory. “I don’t feel like I’m alone, not anymore. Especially after talking with Raya. She gets it, you know? She’s been through her own hell.”

Rosinante nodded, but there was a tension in his body that Archer could feel. “What happened after I stormed out of the galley?” Archer asked, sensing that something more had gone down after his exit.

Rosi sighed heavily, his chest rising and falling with the weight of it. “The boys… they started asking questions, a lot of them. I tried to brush it off at first, but after what you said, there wasn’t much point in keeping things from them anymore. So… I told them everything. I told them what Doflamingo did to you.”

Archer’s breath hitched, and he turned his head sharply to look at Rosinante, his golden eyes blazing with a mix of surprise and anger. “Everything?” His voice was taut, almost dangerous.

Rosinante nodded slowly, his expression somber. “Yeah… everything. They needed to know, Archer. Especially after what you told them. Luffy, Law, and Ace—they deserved the truth. And if they’re going to take on Doflamingo, they need to understand just what kind of monster we’re dealing with.”

Archer gritted his teeth, feeling the burn of anger mixing with a sense of vulnerability. He wasn’t sure if he wanted the boys to know all of that, but at the same time, maybe it was better they did. “How… how did they take it?” he finally asked, his voice quieter, almost unsure.

Rosinante sighed again, brushing a thumb over Archer’s knuckles as if grounding him. “They were furious. I’ve never seen them like that before, not even Luffy. They wanted to go after Doflamingo right then and there.”

Archer let out a bitter chuckle. “Of course they did. Damn idiots, all of them.”

“They love you, Archer,” Rosinante said softly, his hand moving up to cup the side of Archer’s face. “They’re not going to stand by and let something like that happen to you again.”

Archer closed his eyes, leaning into Rosi’s touch. “I know… but I didn’t want them to carry this burden. It’s mine.”

Rosinante kissed his forehead gently. “You don’t have to carry it alone anymore. Not with me, not with them.”

Archer could feel the tension radiating off Rosinante’s body. Concerned, he turned slightly in Rosinante's arms and asked, “What’s wrong?”

Rosinante hesitated for a moment before letting out a heavy sigh, his eyes clouded with guilt. “I failed you,” he murmured, his voice thick with regret. “I wasn’t there when you had your panic attack… I wasn’t there when you needed me.”

Archer frowned, his golden eyes searching Rosinante’s face. “Rosi, what are you talking about? You didn’t fail me.”

“I should have been there for you, Arch,” Rosinante continued, his voice tight as he stared at the ceiling. “You were dealing with all that, and I was too caught up in everything else. I didn’t see what was happening, didn’t realize how much it was affecting you. You had to go through that alone, and I—”

“Hey, stop,” Archer interrupted, placing a firm hand on Rosinante’s chest, feeling the rapid thump of his heart beneath his palm. “You didn’t fail me, okay? You couldn’t have known I was going to lose it like that. Hell, I didn’t know I was going to lose it.”

Rosinante's face twisted with frustration, his jaw clenched. “But I should have known, Archer. I’m your partner—I’m supposed to be there for you, no matter what. And I wasn’t.”

Archer softened, his initial irritation fading. He hated seeing Rosinante beating himself up over something that wasn’t his fault. “Rosi, listen to me,” he said, his voice steady. “You don’t have to be there for me every second of the day. I’m not made of glass. You didn’t fail me just because you weren’t there in that exact moment.”

Rosinante met Archer’s gaze, his eyes filled with doubt. “But you were hurting, and I—”

“And Raya was there,” Archer cut in gently. “She helped me when I needed it, and that’s enough. You don’t have to carry every burden alone. That’s not how this works.”

There was a long pause as Rosinante processed Archer’s words, the tension in his shoulders slowly beginning to ease. “I just… I don’t want to let you down,” he whispered, his vulnerability laid bare.

Archer sighed and leaned forward, pressing a soft kiss to Rosinante’s lips. “You don’t let me down, Rosi. You never have. You’re always here when it matters most. That’s all I need from you.”

Rosinante blinked, the guilt in his eyes slowly giving way to something softer. “I don’t deserve you,” he muttered, his voice thick with emotion.

Archer smirked, lightly flicking Rosinante’s forehead. “Damn right you don’t, but you’re stuck with me anyway.” He shifted back into Rosi’s arms, snuggling closer. “Now stop worrying, and get some sleep.”

Rosinante smiled weakly, his arms tightening around Archer. “Alright,” he whispered, finally allowing himself to relax. “I love you, Archer.”

“Yeah, yeah,” Archer grumbled playfully, closing his eyes. “I love you too, you big idiot.”

 

The next day, tension on the deck of the Thousand Sunny was thick as the crews gathered, filling the air with a mix of curiosity, excitement, and a lot of uncertainty. The Heart Pirates, the largest crew present, sat to the right, their presence imposing. The Straw Hats were front and center, chaotic as ever. On the left, the Roaring Pirates—Archer's own crew—sat quietly, their Captain's unreadable expression spoke volumes.

Archer sat with his crew, arms crossed, golden eyes fixed on the four figures standing in front of the assembled teams: Ace, Rosinante, Law, and Luffy. His posture was casual, but the hard set of his jaw and the fire in his eyes betrayed his inner conflict. He wasn’t sold on the idea of taking on Kaido—he never cared for larger-than-life schemes that would put his crew in the crossfire of someone else's battle. But Doflamingo? That was a fight he’d gladly join.

Law began explaining the plan, his voice steady as he outlined their strategy to take down Doflamingo. He detailed how they would use Caesar Clown as leverage, force Doflamingo to step down as a Warlord, and dismantle his inner circle. The final blow would be turning Kaido against him—a gamble, but one that could shift the balance of power in their favor.

Questions started flying almost immediately. Jean Bart, representing the Heart Pirates, asked about the structure of the mixed teams, wanting clarity on who would be partnered with whom. Robin, inquired about the key figures within Doflamingo’s inner circle and their strengths. It was Gin, surprisingly enough, who raised the more practical concern from the Roaring Pirates' side.

“What’s the fallout plan?” Gin asked, his usually gruff voice laced with worry. “What happens when this all goes to hell? Is every crewmember going to have a say, or are we just following orders?”

Archer, who had been sitting quietly up until that point, uncrossed his arms and sat forward slightly, his gaze sharp. His voice cut through the murmurs, low and serious. “I’ve got a question for you all,” he began, locking eyes with the four at the front. “Have you already made your teams? Who's going where, and doing what? Because I want to know.”

The crews went quiet, the weight of Archer’s words hanging in the air. Luffy, Law, and Rosinante looked at him with wide eyes, while Ace glanced nervously between Archer and the rest of the group, sensing the storm brewing beneath his dad's words.

“I’m still not sold on this plan,” Archer continued, his voice rising slightly. “And if my crew isn’t either, then the Roaring Pirates will sit this one out. That means Ace and Rosinante will be the only ones from my crew standing by your side.”

A shocked silence followed his statement, the Heart Pirates and Straw Hats staring at Archer in disbelief. Luffy’s eyes were wide, and even Law showed a flicker of concern. Rosinante’s jaw clenched, his gaze shifting toward Archer, but Archer didn’t meet his eyes.

“I’m not about to sacrifice a single drop of my crew’s blood for a half-baked plan,” Archer said, his voice hard and resolute. “So if you want us in, you’re going to have to do better than vague promises and half-formed ideas. Everyone on the Silence has a voice in this, and they’ll have their say before we join.”

The silence lingered for a beat before murmurs started again, but Archer’s sharp gaze kept anyone from speaking up. He leaned back, arms crossed again, daring anyone to challenge him.

Rosinante finally broke the silence, his voice calm but tense. “We’ll make sure everyone’s voice is heard,” he promised, nodding slowly. “We’re not moving forward unless the crews are in full agreement.”

Law stepped forward. “We’re not rushing into this, dad. But we need everyone onboard if we’re going to take down Doflamingo. That includes the Roaring Pirates. We’ll lay out the details, and everyone will know exactly what they’re getting into.”

Archer gave a curt nod, his expression unreadable. “Good. Then we’ll see what the Silence says. But I’ll say this once—if this plan is as shaky as it sounds, don’t expect the Silence to go along with it. We’re not pawns in anyone’s game.”

With that, Archer leaned back, his arms still crossed, and waited. The next steps were up to them.

Law began outlining the teams, the atmosphere shifted from uncertainty to purpose. He spoke with a calm authority, breaking down the roles and responsibilities that would shape their assault on Doflamingo.

“Team One will focus on infiltration,” Law announced, glancing at Archer. “Leader: Archer. Members: Timble, Penguin, Usopp, and Nami. Your job will be to slip in unnoticed and gather intel.”

Archer just looked at them, not giving anything away.

“Team Two will handle disruption,” Law continued, his eyes moving over the crowd. “Leader: Ace. Members: Nugget, Zoro, Sanji, Sachci, Giles, and Gin. You’ll create chaos and distract Doflamingo’s forces.”

“Team Three is for chaos,” Law said, a hint of amusement in his voice. “Leader: Luffy. Members: Bepo, Brook, Franky, and Jean Bart. You’ll be the wild card—expected to keep Doflamingo's attention.”

Luffy’s excitement bubbled to the surface, his trademark grin wide as he punched a fist into his palm, ready to charge into battle.

“Finally, Team Four is the Heart team,” Law concluded. “Leader: myself and Rosinante. Members: Chopper, Robin, and Raya. We’ll coordinate the entire operation and ensure everyone stays connected.”

With the teams assigned, Archer stood up, his crew instinctively following his lead without him needing to say a word. He could feel their support like a warm blanket, bolstering him as he stepped forward.

“Sanji,” Archer said, turning to the cook, “do you mind if we use your galley for thirty minutes?”

Sanji looked a bit startled but nodded slowly, his eyes wide. “Uh, sure. Just don’t make a mess!”

“Promise,” Archer replied, a genuine smile breaking through his serious facade. He appreciated Sanji’s willingness to cooperate, especially when tempers could flare easily among the crews.

Once in the galley, Archer turned to his team—Raya, Giles, Timble, Nugget, and Gin. He met each of their eyes, gauging their readiness. “I want to know if you’re all in. If even one of you says no, we don’t join this plan. No pressure. Just be honest.”

The crew exchanged glances, murmurs rising as they contemplated the decision. Archer could feel the weight of his words settle in the air. They appreciated the chance to have a say, something he knew they often lacked on other ships.

Finally, Timble stepped forward, a confident smile on his face. “I’m in, Archer. I want to help take down Doflamingo.”

“I’m with you, Captain,” Giles added, his eyes sparkling with eagerness. Gin nodding beside him.

Raya crossed her arms but couldn’t hide her smile. “I’ll follow you anywhere, you know that.”

Archer’s heart swelled with pride. “All right then,” he said, feeling a sense of warmth spread through him. “Let’s head back.”

When they returned to the deck, Archer found the Heart Pirates and Straw Hats waiting, their expressions a mix of fear and respect. He met their gaze with a steady nod, signaling that his crew was officially onboard.

They were in this together, and there would be no turning back now.

Without another word, the crew of the Roaring Pirates—minus Ace and Rosinante—began to leave the Thousand Sunny. They walked back to the Silence in silence, each member deep in thought, processing the gravity of the situation ahead. Archer took one last glance back at the Straw Hats and Heart Pirates before stepping aboard his ship.

 

Once back on the Silence, Archer led Raya into his and Rosinante’s cabin. Once the door was closed behind them, he turned to her, curiosity glimmering in her eyes. “Do you know how to color hair?” he asked, keeping his voice low, as if the walls might have ears.

Raya frowned, clearly taken aback. “What for?” she asked, crossing her arms over her chest.

“I’m too recognizable,” he said, running a hand through his hair, the golden strands shimmering in the dim light. “With my hair and eyes, and there’s no way in hell I’m letting Doflamingo catch me again. So, while we’re in Dressrosa, I need to change my appearance.”

Her expression shifted as she considered his words. Finally, she nodded. “Alright, wait here!” Without another word, she dashed back to her cabin.

About ten minutes later, Raya returned, a small bag in hand. “Got it!” she exclaimed, pulling out a set of dye and a couple of colored contacts. She approached him with a grin, the playful spark in her eyes returning.

As she started mixing the dye, she teased, “You’ll look like an older clone of Ace when I’m done!”

Archer couldn’t help but smile at that. “Yeah, I guess that’s true.”

Once the dye was ready, Raya began applying it to his hair. Archer closed his eyes, allowing himself to relax a bit as she worked. When she finally announced that they were done, he stepped in front of the small mirror in the cabin, taking a moment to absorb the change. His hair was now a deep, ink black, stark against the pale skin and freckles of his face.

Raya chuckled, her amusement infectious. “You really do look like a older version of him.”

Archer grinned at her, but then his smile faded slightly. “Can you… can you help me cut my hair too?” he asked, his voice small as he thought about Doflamingo’s hands grasping his locks. “Just a little? Enough that people won’t connect me to my old self?”

Raya paused, assessing him closely. “Are you sure about this?” she asked, her brow furrowing with concern.

He sighed, nodding. “Yeah. Just enough, please. I can’t take any chances.”

With a nod, Raya took a pair of scissors from her bag. “Alright, sit down. I won’t take off too much, I promise.”

As she began to snip away, Archer felt the weight of his decision. Each lock that fell away felt like shedding a part of his old self—an old self that Doflamingo had come too close to calming. And in that moment, with each cut, Archer felt a strange mix of fear and freedom.

 

After Raya left, Archer found himself alone in the cabin, the remnants of his transformation scattered across the floor. He bent down, picking up the locks of hair, each one a golden reminder of the past he was trying to escape. It felt surreal not seeing the familiar blond strands in the mirror anymore. His new hair, now only reaching right under his jaw, framed his face differently—more mature, maybe even a bit intimidating.

Once he finished cleaning up, Archer stepped out onto the deck, seeking the solace of the open air. He grabbed a beer from the cooler, the cold metal refreshing against his palm, and lit a cigarette, the smoke curling around him like a familiar cloak. He walked to the mast and settled down against it, sinking into the moment.

As he took a drag, he gazed out at the horizon, the ocean stretching endlessly before him. The sun was beginning to dip, painting the sky in hues of orange and pink. It was beautiful, almost peaceful.

Raya joined Archer on the deck, her bottle of rum in hand. She settled beside him, the familiar sound of waves lapping against the hull wrapping them in a comforting embrace. They sat in complete silence for a few minutes, each lost in their thoughts, until Archer finally broke the stillness.

“Can I ask you a very personal question?” he ventured, his voice low and hesitant.

“Hit me,” Raya replied, her expression open and encouraging.

Archer took a deep breath, choosing his words carefully. “How did you find the strength to be intimate again after what happened on the slave ship? I—I have no idea how to breach that problem, and I’m looking for advice.”

Raya’s smile softened as she considered his question. “Before I met Penguin, I swore I’d never have sex again. I was so messed up. But he was so fucking patient and sweet, never pressured me. Then one day, I was ready.”

Archer nodded, feeling a weight lift off his shoulders. “Rosi is the same way,” he admitted.

Raya grinned, her eyes sparkling with mischief. “Oh, Rosi? That giant noodle? Totally!”

They both erupted into laughter, the tension between them dissipating like the smoke from Archer’s cigarette.

But their moment was interrupted by a voice behind them. “What the fuck have you done to your hair?”

Archer turned to see Rosinante and Ace standing there, eyebrows raised in disbelief. Archer braced himself, ready to defend his choice. “I’m easily recognizable. I told Raya the same,” he explained, his tone more defensive than he intended.

Without waiting for their reaction, he stormed down into his cabin, feeling a mix of frustration and anxiety swirling inside him. He didn’t want to deal with their judgment right now.

Rosinante followed closely behind, concern etched across his face. As Archer entered the cabin, Rosinante stepped in and hugged him tightly, his arms wrapping around Archer’s shoulders. “You look good,” he said softly, pulling back slightly to meet Archer’s gaze. “I was just surprised, that’s all.”

Archer looked up into Rosinante's eyes, and a genuine smile broke across his face, lighting up the dim room. It felt good to hear that, to have that warmth and reassurance during everything. “Thanks,” Archer said, his voice tinged with relief. “I just—needed a change.”

Rosinante nodded, still holding him close. “I get it. Just don’t scare me like that again, okay? You know I’m not great with surprises.”

Archer chuckled softly, his heart swelling at Rosinante's concern. “I promise, no more drastic changes without a heads-up.”

Rosinante pulled back slightly, a playful smirk dancing on his lips. “You know, all the Heart Pirates and Straw Hats are scared shitless of you,” he said, his tone teasing yet earnest. “The way you handled that meeting? Pure intimidation.”

Archer threw his head back and laughed, a bright, genuine sound that echoed in the small cabin. “I’m done fooling around,” he said, wiping a tear of mirth from the corner of his eye. “I underestimated Doflamingo once, and I’ll never make that mistake again. He’s not just a Warlord; he’s a monster.”

Rosinante’s smile faded slightly, the weight of their shared fears sinking back in. But then, without warning, Rosinante leaned down, capturing Archer’s face between his hands and kissing him with all the fervor he could muster. The kiss was soft yet filled with an urgency that sent shivers down Archer’s spine.

Archer melted into the kiss, his earlier tension dissipating as he lost himself in the warmth of Rosinante’s embrace.

 

 

 

Chapter 51: Under the moon

Summary:

Archer realise he raised an idiot
Et tu Robin?
Nami shows no mercy
Sensei Raya
Law learns to knock
Murder in the moonlight

Chapter Text

Archer dragged himself into the galley of the Silence the next morning, still half-asleep and sporting a serious case of bedhead. His newly cropped hair was sticking up in all directions, a wild mess of black curls that he hadn’t quite gotten used to yet.

Ace was already sitting at the table, sharpening his hunting knife with a focused expression. When he saw Archer enter, a mischievous grin spread across his face. “Well, well, look at you. Now that you’ve cut your hair, you’ve got some serious curls going on, old man.”

Without missing a beat, Archer smacked him lightly upside the head, narrowing his eyes in mock offense. “Jealous, huh? Can’t handle the fact that your old man still looks more handsome than you?”

Ace’s grin faltered, and he shot Archer an indignant look, but it was clear he was holding back a laugh. “Oh, come on—” he started, but Archer cut him off with a smirk, enjoying the rare moment of having the upper hand in their banter.

Just then, Rosinante entered the galley, a lazy smile on his face as he leaned over and ruffled Archer’s hair. “Morning, beautiful,” he teased, his voice low and playful. “I gotta say, this new look suits you. Hot, but I’m looking forward to when it’s blond again.”

Archer rolled his eyes, feeling the warmth of Rosinante’s touch as his fingers combed through his curls. “You and me both,” he muttered, trying to tame his unruly hair with one hand. “Black hair’s fine, but I don’t feel like myself.”

Rosinante chuckled, dropping a kiss on the top of Archer’s head before grabbing a seat next to him. “I’ll admit,” he said, settling into his chair, “I miss your golden locks. But I get why you did it.”

Archer gave him a sidelong glance, his expression softening as he nodded. “Yeah. Doflamingo’s not getting a second shot at me. I won’t make it easy for him this time.”

 

Just as Archer, Ace, and Rosinante were getting into the zone, the rest of the crew started filing into the galley. Archer immediately noticed Raya strutting in with her signature smirk, a large pile of clothes in her arms. She was back at it again—handing out uniforms. Archer groaned inwardly, knowing he was in for it. Last time, she'd given him that damn turtleneck, and he’d barely lived it down.

Sure enough, when she tossed him his outfit, Archer caught it and unfolded it with a sigh. It was another turtleneck—this time a T-shirt version, though—along with a pair of black pants. He stared at it for a moment, resisting the urge to throw it back at her. His lips parted, about to voice his protest when he caught the sharp glint in Raya’s eyes.

She was giving him "the look."

That one, unspoken warning that sent shivers down the spine of even the most hardened pirate. Archer wisely shut his mouth and grumbled under his breath instead, holding up the shirt like it was a death sentence.

Raya grinned triumphantly. “See, wasn’t so hard, was it?” she said, patting him on the shoulder like he was a well-behaved puppy.

He muttered something incoherent, but she had already moved on to the others. That’s when Archer noticed Ace, standing in front of the mirror, checking out his own "disguise." Archer did a double-take. His son was wearing a full-blown suit. Not just any suit, either—Ace had gotten tailored black suit complete with a fake beard and sunglasses.

Ace turned around with a shit-eating grin, adjusting his fake beard. “What do you think, old man? Looks good, right?”

Archer blinked at him, at a complete loss for words. “What the hell...?” was all he could manage.

Before he could start a full rant, he noticed the rest of Ace’s team—Zoro, Sanji, Giles, and the others—each decked out in their own ridiculous versions of suits, with fake beards slapped onto their faces, sunglasses barely clinging to their noses. It was like a pirate-themed espionage disaster.

Archer glanced sideways at Rosinante, his eyes wide, silently begging for help, some sort of intervention. But Rosinante just smiled at him, clearly amused by the chaos. His broad shoulders shook as he barely held back his laughter. “Sorry,” Rosi whispered, giving Archer a quick wink. “You’re on your own with this one.”

Archer groaned and muttered something about “how the hell does Ace manage to look like that and still be intimidating?” before deciding to make a strategic retreat. He didn’t trust himself not to explode at the sight of fake beards any longer.

“I’m heading outside. Someone has to have some dignity,” he grumbled, storming toward the door and giving Ace one last incredulous look.

As he stepped out onto the deck, the fresh air hit him, calming his growing frustration. He stood there, waiting for the rest of the Straw Hats and Heart Pirates to arrive, feeling a mixture of embarrassment and disbelief at his son’s idea of going incognito. He lit a cigarette, taking a long drag and blowing the smoke into the crisp morning air, hoping that by the time the others showed up, they wouldn’t notice the absurdity he was stuck with.

At least his outfit was slightly less ridiculous than Ace’s. He could live with the turtleneck, he supposed. For now.

As the crews gathered on deck, the air felt charged with a sense of purpose. The final briefing was about to start, and Archer stood at the edge of the group, observing the teams Law and Rosinante had assigned. Each group huddled together, discussing strategies and making sure their roles were clear. His own team—Timble, Penguin, Usopp, and Nami—stood nearby, awaiting the signal to move out as night fell. Archer felt the familiar, calm readiness settle in his gut.

His eyes wandered over to the others when something small and out of place caught his attention. A little kid clung to Robin’s leg like his life depended on it. Archer narrowed his eyes and made his way over to her, curious.

"Oi, Robin," he said, tilting his head toward the kid. "Did you spawn or something?" The question was half-serious, half-joking, but before Robin could respond, Archer felt a sharp smack land on the back of his head.

“Idiot!” Nami’s voice rang out. “That’s Momonosuke. We saved him and his dad from Punk Hazard.” She huffed, crossing her arms over her chest.

Archer rubbed the back of his head, wincing. “Saved him, huh? And who’s the dad?”

“Kin’emon,” Nami said matter-of-factly. “You know, the talking head Sanji carried around. He’s back in one piece now.”

Archer stared for a moment, processing that. He shook his head, muttering something about “weird shit happening on that fucking island” before crouching down to the boy’s level. Momonosuke stared up at him with wide eyes, clearly taking in every detail of Archer’s face.

“Hey, kid,” Archer said, holding out his hand with a warm smile. “Name’s Archer. I’m these idiots’ dad.” He jerked his thumb in the general direction of Luffy, Ace, and Law.

Momonosuke hesitated for a second before gripping Archer’s hand. “I’ve heard of you,” he said quietly, awe creeping into his voice. “Are you really… their dad?”

Archer’s grin widened as he ruffled the boy’s hair. “Yup. Luffy, Ace, and Law. All mine. Lucky me, huh?”

Momonosuke’s eyes grew even larger as he continued, “And is it true that you’re the… Golden Terror?”

At that, Archer couldn’t help but smirk, a mischievous gleam lighting up his eyes. “Yeah, kid. That’s me.”

Momonosuke stared at him like he was a living legend. Archer chuckled, enjoying the moment. He couldn’t resist leaning in a bit, his tone dropping conspiratorially. “But between you and me, I’m not nearly as terrifying as they say. That’s mostly rumors… mostly.”

The kid’s eyes were practically sparkling now, clearly fascinated. Archer stood back up, stretching his arms overhead with a relaxed sigh.

“You hang tight, alright? We’ve got some serious business ahead,” he said, patting Momonosuke on the head one last time before turning to head back to his team. As he walked away, he heard the kid whisper to Robin, “He’s so cool!”

Archer smirked to himself, feeling a little lighter before the mission.

 

The wait was killing him. Time seemed to drag on, every second feeling like an eternity. Archer hated this part—the calm before the storm, where the only thing left to do was wait for nightfall and get the operation rolling. It gnawed at his patience, the restlessness curling inside his gut like a coiled spring.

He sighed heavily and made his way back to the cabin, figuring that distracting himself with a book was the best way to pass the time without pacing a hole into the deck. Tossing himself onto the bed, he grabbed a worn paperback from the nightstand. Some novel Giles had recommended, though for the life of him, Archer couldn’t remember the title. Not that it mattered much; his mind was already drifting to the mission.

As he thumbed through the pages, his thoughts kept wandering back to the shit that was sure to unfold. They had a good plan on paper, sure, but when did things ever go exactly as planned with this group? He thought about the disguises, the infiltration, the covert ops. He could already imagine Ace blowing their cover, either by setting something on fire or picking a fight.

A smirk pulled at his lips at the thought. Yeah, his money was definitely on Ace screwing things up first.

He had a running bet going with Nami, Raya, and Jean Bart over which of their team members would be the first to blow their cover. Archer had confidently thrown his bet behind Ace—his fire-loving, hotheaded son was a wildcard, and it wouldn’t take much for him to snap. Nami had placed her bet on Zoro, which Archer could understand; the guy was hopeless when it came to directions, and it was only a matter of time before he wandered into the wrong place at the wrong time. Raya had her money on Law, and that he would snap when all his plans went to shit. And Jean Bart? Well, Jean Bart had simply shrugged and placed his bet on Luffy, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Archer chuckled, shaking his head. “Ace, you’re gonna make me rich,” he muttered to himself.

As Archer lay on the bed, pretending to read while his mind drifted elsewhere, the door creaked open, and in strolled Rosinante. He didn’t say a word—just threw himself onto the bed with the grace of a falling boulder. The sheer force of it nearly launched Archer off the mattress entirely.

“Oi!” Archer yelped, scrambling as the edge of the bed loomed dangerously close. But before he could go tumbling to the floor, Rosi’s hand shot out, grabbing him by the ankle with reflexes quicker than Archer expected for someone of his size.

With a grumble, Archer was pulled back onto the bed. “Damn it, Rosi! You almost sent me flying!” he yelled, not really mad but definitely startled.

Rosinante, already grinning like a fool, couldn’t help but chuckle. "Sorry, sorry," he said, though the apology was half-hearted at best. His voice was full of mischief, and his grin didn't show the slightest bit of remorse.

"You’re not sorry," Archer snapped back, glaring at him. “You’re just trying to kill me before this mission even starts!”

“Maybe,” Rosi teased, giving Archer a quick wink as he leaned back against the pillow, looking way too comfortable after the near catastrophe he’d caused.

That was the final straw. Archer’s annoyance shifted to something far more playful. "Oh, you think this is funny?" he growled, eyes narrowing.

Before Rosinante could respond, Archer pounced, throwing himself on top of Rosi and digging his fingers into his sides, tickling him with no mercy. Rosi’s eyes widened in surprise, his loud, deep laugh filling the cabin as he tried to squirm away.

“Ah—no, no, no! Archer, stop! Not this!” Rosinante pleaded between gasps of laughter, trying desperately to push Archer off, but his laughter only made him weaker. He buckled under the tickling assault, his long legs flailing uselessly as Archer grinned wickedly above him, enjoying every second.

“Oh, you want mercy now?” Archer mocked, tickling him harder. “Too bad!”

Rosinante was in full retreat now, gasping for air between uncontrollable bursts of laughter. “Please! Okay—okay, I’m sorry!” he begged, his voice breaking as tears of laughter streamed down his face.

“Too late for that!” Archer taunted, relentless in his attack. “You brought this on yourself, Rosi!”

But after a few more moments, even Archer had to admit defeat. He let up, grinning as Rosinante lay sprawled beneath him, catching his breath, his cheeks flushed red from all the laughing.

Archer finally stopped, sitting triumphantly on top of him with a smug grin. “That’s what you get for messing with me,” he said, looking down at Rosi’s flushed, slightly sweaty face.

Archer leaned down, his gaze softening as he met Rosinante’s eyes. There was a brief moment where neither of them moved, and then, without hesitation, Archer pressed his lips to Rosi’s in a slow, deliberate kiss. It started tenderly, as if savoring the moment, but soon enough, the urgency began to build between them.

One of Archer's hands roamed over Rosi’s chest, tracing the familiar muscles beneath the fabric, while his other hand cupped Rosinante's cheek, his thumb brushing gently over the stubble on Rosi’s jaw. Rosinante responded immediately, tilting his head up to kiss Archer back, his large hands coming to rest on Archer’s waist, pulling him closer.

The kiss deepened, the air between them thick with desire. Archer’s heart raced as the intensity grew, their bodies pressing together as if they couldn’t get close enough. Rosinante’s hand moved up to tangle in Archer’s curly black hair, pulling him in even further, his lips parting under Archer’s, letting the kiss become more fervent, more desperate.

There was no space between them now, and Archer could feel the heat of Rosi's skin beneath his fingertips as his hand roamed further, tracing the outline of his chest, his shoulders, every inch that he could reach. He could feel Rosi’s breath hitch, feel the way his body trembled ever so slightly as Archer's touch grew more insistent.

Archer felt a wave of desire ripple through him. He didn’t want to stop—didn’t want to pull away—but then Rosinante paused, breaking the kiss. His head pulled back slightly as he looked into Archer’s golden eyes, his own gaze full of concern.

“Are you sure?” Rosi asked softly, his voice steady but filled with care. There was no pressure in his words, only a genuine question, a desire to be certain.

For a moment, Archer was silent, his mind drifting back to the conversation he had with Raya the day before. She had told him about her own experiences—about how, when she was finally ready, it felt right. Penguin had been patient, never rushing her. And now, Archer realized he had that same kind of support with Rosinante, the same kind of care and patience.

And he knew—deep down—that he was ready.

With a soft smile, Archer leaned in again, his lips brushing Rosi’s ear as he whispered, “I’m sure.”

Rosinante's breath hitched slightly, and he looked into Archer’s eyes for just a moment longer, searching for any hint of doubt. But there was none. Archer’s gaze was firm, filled with warmth and certainty.

Archer moaned as Rosinante's skilled hands began to roam over his sensitive skin, leaving trails of fire in their wake. Rosinante's touch was both gentle and firm, his fingers tracing the contours of Archer's hips and thighs making him squirm with anticipation.

Pulling Archer to the end the bed, Rosinante positioned him on the edge, his long legs dangling over the side. He kneeled before Archer, his eyes locked on his lover's golden gaze. With tender care, he spread Archer's thighs, exposing the tight, pink pucker that was the center of his desire.

Rosinante leaned forward, placing soft kisses along Archer's inner thighs, making him shiver and moan. His tongue darted out, teasingly licking the sensitive skin, before finally reaching the bud of Archer's hole. He lapped at it, slowly preparing Archer, his breath hot against his skin.

Archer arched his back, pushing his ass towards Rosinante's face, craving more. Rosinante obliged, sliding a finger inside, scissoring and stretching, readying Archer for what was to come. The sensation of being filled, even slightly, sent pleasure coursing through Archer's body, and he couldn't help but rock his hips, seeking more pleasure.

Archer’s eyes were heavy with lust. With a gentle push, he urged Rosinante onto his back, their positions reversed. Now, Archer straddled Rosinante's muscular thighs, his hands resting on the firm chest beneath him. Slowly, deliberately, Archer lowered himself onto Rosinante's thick, erect cock.

He hissed as he took himself down, inch by inch, his muscles stretching to accommodate Rosinante's size. Archer's eyes never left Rosinante's, a silent communication of love passing between them. Once fully seated, Archer began to move, his hips rolling in a slow, sensual rhythm.

He set the pace, rising and falling, his muscles clenching around Rosinante's shaft. Rosinante's hands gripped Archer's thighs, guiding and supporting him as he rode his lover with a steady, controlled pace. The cabin filled with the sounds of their pleasure—the wet, slick sounds of their bodies joined together, Archer's moans of delight, and Rosinante's heavy breathing.

Archer leaned forward, his hands now braced on Rosinante's broad shoulders, his movements becoming more urgent, his muscles quivering with the effort. "Fuck, you feel so good," Archer panted, his eyes half-lidded with pleasure. "I want to feel you, all of you.”

Rosinante nodded. With a subtle shift, he urged Archer to lift himself up, and then with a powerful thrust, he drove back into him, filling Archer completely. Archer cried out, his head thrown back, his body accepting Rosinante's length.

He reveled in the sensation of being possessed, of being filled by the man he loved. Rosinante's hands gripped Archer's hips, holding him in place as he began to thrust, his movements becoming more insistent, more primal. Archer’s eyes rolling back as he surrendered to the pleasure. He moved with Rosinante, their bodies finding a rhythm. Their skin slapped together, their grunts and moans filling the cabin.

Then suddenly their door burst open, and Laws head peaked in, asking if they were there. When he saw them, he paled and quickly slammed the door closed again. Archer and Rosinante completely ignored him. Too busy as they neared the peak, Archer leaned down, capturing Rosinante's lips in a fierce kiss.

Archer's muscles tightened around Rosinante's cock, as he thrust up into him, seeking their mutual release. With a final, powerful thrust, they both cried out, their orgasms ripping through them. Archer's hole clenched around Rosinante's cock, squeezing him as he spilled his seed deep within Archer.

They stayed joined, their hearts pounding, their breaths ragged, until their trembling bodies stilled. Archer collapsed onto Rosinante's chest, his limbs heavy with satisfaction. He could feel Rosinante's heart thumping wildly beneath him, their bodies still entwined.

They lay there, content in the aftermath, the silence of the cabin broken only by their ragged breathing. "I love you," Archer whispered, his lips brushing against Rosinante's shoulder. "Always and forever."

 

Archer lay in the warm embrace of Rosinante, the remnants of their intimacy still buzzing in the air around them. He giggled softly, nudging Rosi playfully. “Do you think Law will be traumatized now that he walked in on us having sex?”

Rosi scoffed, his smile infectious. “The brat can learn to knock,” he replied with mock seriousness, and Archer couldn't help but laugh. The sound echoed in the cozy cabin, filled with an air of contentment that felt almost sacred.

“Yeah, but did you see the look on his face?” Archer mused, biting back another fit of giggles. “It was priceless!”

After a few moments of shared laughter, they reluctantly got up and dressed, the reality of their situation creeping back in. They needed to be focused for the plan ahead. As they emerged from their cabin, Archer took a deep breath, letting the salty sea air fill his lungs.

When they stepped onto the deck of the Silence, they were greeted by a scene that made Archer’s heart swell with a mix of pride and amusement. There, sitting together, were his sons—Law, Ace, and Luffy. All three of them appeared to be deep in conversation, but Archer noticed the subtle glances they threw their way. Law, especially, was doing his best to avoid eye contact, a deep blush coloring his cheeks.

Archer couldn't suppress the smirk that formed on his lips. “Stupid brats,” he muttered affectionately, nudging Rosinante in the side. “Look at them trying to act all mature.”

Rosi chuckled, shaking his head in disbelief. “I swear, you’d think they’d never seen two people in love before.”

“Guess they forgot to knock when their parents being all... you know,” Archer waved a hand dismissively, a teasing smile playing on his lips.

As they approached the trio, Law shifted uncomfortably, his gaze darting toward the ground as if it held all the answers. Ace was red as a tomato, his usual bravado nowhere in sight, while Luffy simply stared wide-eyed, clearly struggling to process the situation.

“What’s wrong, kids?” Archer asked, feigning innocence. “Did we interrupt something?”

Law’s face turned an even deeper shade of crimson, and he finally managed to stammer out, “W-we were just talking!”

“Uh-huh,” Archer replied, crossing his arms and leaning casually against the railing. “Talking about what? How to avoid walking in on your dads again?”

Ace groaned, burying his face in his hands. “Can’t we just pretend this isn’t happening?”

“Nope,” Archer said cheerfully, relishing their discomfort. “This is one for the books, boys. Family bonding at its finest!”

Luffy, ever the innocent one, looked between the three of them. “I don’t get it. Why are you guys laughing?”

Archer met Rosinante’s eyes, and they both burst into laughter again, the sound ringing out across the deck. “Oh, Luffy,” Archer said, shaking his head. “Just you wait. You’ll understand one day.”

Law groaned again, muttering something about wishing he could erase the last few minutes from his memory, while Ace shot a glare at Archer. “You’re the worst!”

“Hey, I’m just keeping it real!” Archer responded, finally relenting and dropping the teasing tone. “But seriously, just remember to knock, okay?”

 

As night cloaked Dressrosa in shadows, Archer moved with the silent grace of a predator. The rooftops felt like a second skin, each step calculated, every breath steady. Below, the city sprawled, unaware of the storm that was about to break. He could sense the tension in the air, a tight coil ready to snap.

Once he gathered his team, Archer’s voice cut through the stillness. “Stay sharp. We’re going in quick and clean.” His gaze flicked from Nami to Usopp and finally to Penguin, who nodded, understanding the gravity of the mission. The atmosphere hung heavy with unspoken fears, but Archer wasn’t here to entertain doubt.

As they traversed the rooftops, Archer dispatched the guards with cold efficiency, each body dropping silently into the dark. He felt the rush of adrenaline surge through him, a reminder of the stakes at hand.

They spotted an empty house tucked away in a narrow alley, its crumbling walls a perfect cover. Archer gestured sharply for them to follow, and they slipped inside, the door creaking softly behind them.

“Wait here for two hours,” Archer commanded, locking eyes with each of them. “I’ll take Timble with me. No noise. No movement. Understood?”

They nodded, faces taut with anticipation. Archer could see the mix of fear and courage in their eyes, but he needed them focused. “I mean it. Don’t blow this.”

He turned to Timble, who was bouncing with barely contained excitement. “You ready to take out some guards?” Archer asked, his voice low but firm.

Timble grinned, his small fists clenched tightly. “Yeah! Let’s do this!”

“Good,” Archer said, the corner of his mouth twitching in approval. “Follow my lead.”

With that, they slipped back into the darkness of the night. Archer’s senses heightened as they crept along the alleyways. Every shadow seemed to hold a guard; every sound could mean discovery. But they moved like ghosts, unseen and unheard.

As they rounded a corner, a pair of guards appeared, chatting lazily as they leaned against a wall. Archer signaled Timble to hang back. He moved closer, his heartbeat steady, the weight of the world resting on his shoulders.

He drew his weapon and stepped out of the shadows, a specter in the night. The guards turned, surprise flickering in their eyes. “What the—” one started, but Archer was faster.

A quick flick of the wrist and the guard crumpled to the ground, silence following. The second guard’s mouth opened in shock, but Archer was already upon him, swift and lethal. In mere moments, both were down, and the night returned to its hushed whisper.

Archer wiped his blade clean, his breath coming evenly. “That’s two down,” he murmured to Timble, who nodded. “Stay close.”

They continued, the moon their only witness as they moved through the heart of Dressrosa, dispatching guards with ruthless efficiency.

With each guard they took down, he thought of the others waiting to move out.

“Let’s keep going,”

 

 

 

Chapter 52: This? This is Paul

Summary:

The team is scared shitless
Archer the tourist
Hunter and Paul meets Lucy
Im gay!
....
Proud dad
Running

Notes:

Hope you like! :D

Chapter Text

Archer and Timble slipped back into the hideout, the dim light casting long shadows across the room. Blood stained their clothes, their skin, but Archer didn’t flinch. It wasn’t the first time, and it sure wouldn’t be the last. This was the job. Get in, clear the way, get out. Simple as that.

He pulled his turtleneck over his head, tossing it aside without a second thought. The sticky feeling of drying blood was uncomfortable, but nothing he couldn’t handle. As he straightened up, his gaze landed on Usopp, Nami, and Penguin. Their wide eyes said it all.

Nami, her voice small and trembling, finally broke the silence. “How many... how many did you kill?”

Archer shrugged, not particularly phased by the question. “About 175. Give or take.”

Nami’s face turned pale, and she sank down onto a nearby crate, her hands shaking slightly. Usopp wasn’t much better—he looked like he might be sick. Even Penguin, who’d seen his fair share of battles, had a slight tremor in his hand.

Archer sighed, running a hand through his blood-matted hair. He squatted down in front of them, resting his arms on his knees, Timble perched on his shoulder, still buzzing from the adrenaline of the night.

“Listen,” Archer said, his voice soft but firm, like a teacher explaining a hard lesson. “I get it. This... this isn’t easy to swallow. But shit just got real, and I need all of you to understand that.” He paused, looking each of them in the eye. “That no-killing policy you guys are so fond of? It’s all fine and good in most situations. Hell, I’d prefer it too. But not here. Not with Doflamingo and Kaido in the mix.”

Nami stared at the floor, her hands clenched into fists. Usopp looked like he was still trying to process the number Archer had thrown out.

“This is why I was put in charge of team one,” Archer continued, his tone never wavering. “I’m not proud of what I do, but I’m damn good at it. That’s why Law, Ace, and Rosinante wanted me the rest of the Silence involved. We’re not here to sugarcoat things or pretend there’s another way out. We’re killers, plain and simple. And in this mission, we don’t have a choice.”

He turned his gaze to Penguin, locking eyes with him. “There’s a reason why there’s a Roaring Pirate on every team. We don’t hesitate. We can’t. When it’s life or death, we’re the ones who get it done.”

Penguin nodded, understanding the weight of those words, but still uneasy.

Archer softened his expression slightly, a small, almost fatherly smile tugging at the corner of his lips. “You really think they gave me the title ‘Golden Terror’ for shits and giggles? I earned that name when I was thirteen, after I leveled two Marine bases and killed more Marines than I could count.” He let the weight of his words sink in. “I’m a killer, sure. But I’m still human.”

The room was silent, the gravity of the situation hanging heavy in the air. Usopp shifted uncomfortably, finally finding his voice.

“It’s just... a tough reality check,” he said quietly. “Seeing you go from being the easy-going captain—Luffy’s dad—to this. It’s... it’s hard to reconcile.”

Archer smiled, this time more warmly, and reached out to clap Usopp’s shoulder. “I’m still the same man, Usopp. Don’t let this shake you. I’m not some mindless killer. I don’t enjoy this, but I do what has to be done. And when this mission is over, we’ll all go back to our lives. You’ll see.”

Usopp looked up at him, his face still pale but less scared now. Nami’s gaze softened, though the weight of what they’d just heard clearly lingered.

Archer stood up, brushing off his pants. “Alright. Team two and three will be on the move soon. Roads are clear. We’ve done our part. Now it’s up to them.”

He cracked his neck, rolling his shoulders as Timble jumped down from his perch, still grinning from ear to ear.

Archer stretched, feeling the weight of the night’s bloodshed still clinging to his muscles. His eyes felt heavy, and though his mind was still buzzing with the adrenaline, he knew he needed rest before the next phase.

“Penguin,” he called, rubbing the back of his neck, “wake me and Timble up in three hours. No more, no less. Got it?”

Penguin nodded, though there was a lingering unease in his eyes after the conversation they’d just had. But he trusted Archer, even if the reality of their situation hadn’t fully sunk in yet.

Archer turned to Timble, who was still jittery from the mission. “C’mon, little man. Let’s catch some sleep.”

Timble gave a quick nod and scrambled onto Archer’s shoulder as they found a spot in the corner of the hideout. Archer lay down, using his arm as a pillow, and Timble curled up beside him like a small, bloodstained cat.

Before closing his eyes, Archer gave one last look at Penguin, Usopp, and Nami. "Three hours," he repeated, his voice steady. "We still have work to do."

 

Archer jolted awake, the light in the room far too bright. He cursed under his breath, realizing the sun was high in the sky—midday. His instincts immediately flared up. This wasn’t right. He was supposed to be woken up hours ago.

His eyes scanned the hideout quickly, noting the absence of Usopp, Nami, and Penguin. No one else was there, just him and Timble, who was still groggily waking up beside him. His heart rate spiked as he noticed the only thing left behind—a note.

He snatched it up, his eyes narrowing as he read Nami’s handwriting.

"Went out to find some food. Be back soon."

"Stupid brats," he muttered, crumpling the note in his fist. The anger boiled under his skin. They went out, alone, in Dressrosa.

Archer paced back and forth, trying to cool the heat rising in his chest. “Dammit,” he growled, tossing the note aside. He knew better than anyone that this wasn’t a place for casual strolls or food runs. Something must’ve gone wrong. They wouldn’t be gone this long. His mind ran through the possibilities: they were captured, attacked, or worse.

Sighing, Archer plopped down on the floor, trying to calm himself. He waited, hoping against hope that they’d come waltzing back any minute now with some stupid excuse. But after an hour of tense silence, he knew he couldn’t wait any longer.

"They’re in trouble," Archer muttered. His instincts screamed at him to move.

Timble, who had been quietly sitting on Archer’s shoulder, nodded as if reading his mind.

Archer looked down at himself—bare-chested, his turtleneck from the night before stiff with dried blood. He couldn’t go out looking like this; it would raise all kinds of alarms. With a sigh, he looked at Timble. “Alright, little guy, I need a shirt. Think you can grab me something?”

Timble’s grin was back in an instant. He jumped off Archer’s shoulder with a quick nod, eager to help. “On it!” the little man whispered, already dashing out of the hideout before Archer could even finish the sentence.

Archer stood there, clenching his fists, his jaw tight. They had better be okay.

Now it was up to him and Timble to find them—and hope he didn’t have to kill half of Dressrosa to get them back.

Timble really pulled through this time. He returned with a bright red shirt, crisp and clean, and even a pair of sunglasses to hide Archer’s eyes. Archer smirked as he pulled the shirt over his head, adjusting the sunglasses. “Not bad, little man,” he muttered, tucking Timble into his chest pocket. “Let’s go.”

As they moved through the streets of Dressrosa, Archer couldn’t help but take in the surroundings. Beautiful city, shame about the tyrant running it. The vibrant colors, the lively markets, and the carefree laughter of the citizens—it almost made you forget the dark undercurrent of fear and control. For a moment, it was actually kind of nice to blend in, playing the role of a tourist, without anyone recognizing him as the infamous Golden Terror.

Stopping at a small food stand, Archer bought some quick bites for himself and a handful of strawberries for Timble. The vendor, a chatty older man, leaned in closer, his voice dropping to a conspiratorial tone.

"Hey, did you hear about all the killing last night? Over a hundred guards, dead!" The vendor’s eyes widened as if he was telling a ghost story.

Archer, his face the picture of fake shock behind the sunglasses, tilted his head. "No way. Did they catch the ones who did it?" His voice was laced with just the right amount of surprise, as if he hadn’t been knee-deep in blood only hours ago.

The vendor shook his head, looking over his shoulder like the killers might be lurking nearby. "Not yet! But people are saying it’s only a matter of time before they catch those monsters."

Archer smiled politely, dropping a few berries into Timble’s tiny hands. "Thanks for the heads-up," he said, walking away with a noticeable spring in his step.

Monsters, huh? Archer couldn’t help but smile as he stuffed his hands into his pockets, enjoying the breeze and the smell of street food. The sunglasses helped him blend in, and the shirt made him look like a regular traveler. It was amusing how easy it was to slip through the cracks unnoticed.

As they continued walking, something caught Archer’s eye—a massive building dominating the skyline, plastered with posters all over it. The Colosseum.

“Look at that,” Archer muttered. The posters advertised a grand event, with today’s prize being none other than a devil fruit. That certainly piqued Archer’s interest. A fruit like that could be the tipping point for anyone in this battle against Doflamingo and Kaido.

He stopped, staring at the posters for a moment before glancing down at Timble, who was still nibbling on his strawberries. “What do you think, Timble? Should we jump into the fight, or just watch from the stands?”

Timble grinned, excitement lighting up his tiny eyes. “Oh, let’s join! Maybe we can snag the prize!”

Archer chuckled, his earlier frustration replaced by a renewed sense of purpose. “Alright, let’s have some fun. If nothing else, maybe we’ll get a lead on where those idiots ran off to.” He adjusted his sunglasses and started walking toward the Colosseum, feeling a shift in the air.

Today, they’d either find some answers or stir up more trouble. Either way, Archer was ready.

 

It was almost ridiculous how easy it was to enter the competition. No background checks, no deep scrutiny—just give a name, and you’re in. Archer kept it simple, using the alias "Hunter"—his father’s name. No one would suspect a thing. The setup was unique too: block battles, where fighters were divided into groups to brawl it out. Huh, interesting system.

Archer found himself a quiet corner of the waiting area, away from the noisy crowd. He leaned back, enjoying a cold beer while Timble happily sipped his milk from a tiny cup. They sat in comfortable silence, content to watch the chaos unfold around them. The excitement of the upcoming battles buzzed through the air, but Archer was relaxed, as if he had no care in the world.

His moment of peace was interrupted when some green-haired guy with sharp teeth plopped down next to him. Archer raised an eyebrow but didn’t react otherwise. The guy, looking a bit wild but strangely approachable, flashed him a grin before striking up a conversation.

“Yo, you’re in this block too, huh? Name’s Bartolomeo,” he said casually, taking a swig of his own drink. “Captain of the Barto Club.”

Archer glanced over, sizing him up. Bartolomeo... Yeah, heard of him. The guy was a bit of a big deal in the underground circles, infamous for his unpredictability and brutal fighting style. But Archer wasn’t looking for trouble, and Bartolomeo seemed pretty laid-back for now.

“Hunter,” Archer replied, keeping his tone casual, though he had to fight the instinct to smirk at the name. “This is Paul,” he added, gesturing to Timble, who was comfortably sitting in his chest pocket, content with his milk.

Timble froze for a moment, glaring up at Archer with a look of pure betrayal. “Paul?” the tiny man hissed, giving Archer a sharp jab in the side. Paul? Really? He looked ready to protest further, but Archer shot him a quick wink, as if to say, "Just go with it."

Bartolomeo laughed, clearly amused by the duo. “Paul, huh? Cute. So, what brings you guys to the tournament? You here for the devil fruit too?”

Archer shrugged, taking another sip of his beer. “Something like that. Figured it might be a good way to pass the time.” He wasn’t about to reveal his true intentions—no need for anyone to know why he was really here, especially not with Doflamingo’s eyes everywhere.

Bartolomeo grinned again, clearly liking Archer’s vibe. “Fair enough. I’m here to wreck some faces and see what happens. You seem chill, though. Let’s hope we’re not in the same block, yeah?”

Archer chuckled under his breath, his eyes scanning the crowd. “Yeah. Let’s hope.” Though if we are, I doubt it’ll be you wrecking faces.

Timble muttered something under his breath, clearly still annoyed about the "Paul" thing, but Archer just ruffled his hair with a finger, calming him down.

As Bartolomeo continued talking, Archer leaned back in his seat, feeling oddly relaxed despite the chaos brewing around them. He had a plan, and for now, playing the part of "Hunter" was more than enough to keep the attention off his real identity.

For now, they were just another pair of strangers in the crowd. Exactly how Archer liked it.

Archer’s eyes narrowed as he processed what Bartolomeo had just told him. The Goro Goro no Mi, huh? Lightning powers... that could be quite the prize. His mind immediately wandered to Gin, wondering if his comrade might want it. It wasn’t Archer’s style to keep a devil fruit for himself. The thought of having someone as dangerous as Gin wielding lightning... now that was an idea worth musing over.

But his thoughts were abruptly cut short when a new competitor entered the arena. Archer blinked once, and then recognition hit him like a hammer. That fake beard... no way.

“Luffy.”

The little shit was here. Archer didn’t even have to think. Rising from his seat, he walked straight over to his son, who was standing there with the world’s worst disguise slapped on his face. Before Luffy could even react, Archer grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and dragged him towards a secluded corner.

“Oi! What the—” Luffy protested, flailing his arms like an irritated kid, which he basically was. But when he twisted around and saw Archer’s face, his protests immediately died down.

“Dad?!” Luffy’s eyes lit up, and he was about to yell when Archer swiftly clamped a hand over his mouth.

“Shut it,” Archer hissed, glaring at his son. He pulled Luffy closer into the shadows, eyes darting around to make sure no one had noticed. “What the fuck are you doing here?”

Luffy’s muffled protests continued under Archer’s hand until he finally let go. “What do you think I’m doing?” Luffy said, grin wide. “I’m gonna win the tournament! Get that devil fruit!”

Archer stared at him, trying not to rub his temples. Of course. Of course, Luffy was here for that.

“Have you seen Usopp, Nami, and Penguin?” Archer asked, his tone serious. He’d been worried about their whereabouts for a while now.

Luffy’s face shifted a bit, his smile faltering. “Yeah, they got chased. Usopp ran off with Robin, Nami went back to the Sunny, and Penguin... Penguin’s with Ace.”

At that, Archer nodded. At least they’re alive. His eyes studied Luffy’s face for a moment longer before he sighed, looking at the atrocious fake beard Luffy was wearing. “And who’d you steal the beard from?”

Luffy’s grin returned full force, and he giggled. “Giles!”

Archer groaned, rubbing his eyes. Of course, Giles. He could only imagine how that interaction had gone down. He didn’t even want to know.

“Listen,” Archer said, his voice low and firm. “While we’re here, you call me Hunter and this little guy—” he gestured to Timble, who was still sulking in his chest pocket, “—is Paul.”

“Paul?” Luffy repeated with a huge smile, clearly trying not to laugh.

Timble jabbed Archer in the ribs again. “I hate you,” he muttered under his breath.

“Shut up, both of you,” Archer said, exasperated. He then pointed at Luffy, narrowing his eyes. “And what’s your fake name?”

Luffy grinned even wider, if that were possible. “Lucy!”

Archer blinked. He couldn’t even process the stupidity of that name. “Lucy. Of course.”

I am so done with this kid. He shook his head, but before he could say more, the announcer’s voice boomed through the arena, calling out names for the next round.

“HUNTER AND PAUL!”

Archer straightened, his focus returning. He nodded at Luffy, clapping him once on the shoulder. “Take care, kid,” he muttered, giving a small nod to Timble.

With that, Archer turned and strode towards the battlefield, ready for the fight ahead.

 

Archer wiped a bit of blood from his cheek, glancing over at the aftermath of the fight. That was fun, he thought, cracking his neck. They had made it through the round with barely a scratch—well, at least he did. The others? Not so much. But Luffy had held his own. Archer couldn't help but feel a bit of pride seeing his youngest absolutely wreck the competition, even making a few new friends along the way.

Good kid. He always knew Luffy would have that effect on people.

But then there was her. The girl with pink hair and next to no clothes. Rebecca, she called herself, and for some reason, she’d latched onto Archer like a stray dog that wouldn’t leave. No matter how many times he told her flat out that he was gay, it didn’t seem to faze her in the slightest.

She just kept following him. Everywhere.

As he walked through the arena grounds, grabbing a quick drink from a vendor, he felt her eyes on him. And when he turned, sure enough, there she was. Right on his heels.

Luffy, who had been happily munching on some meat nearby, saw it all unfold and burst into laughter, pointing his drumstick at Archer like it was the funniest thing in the world.

"Oi, Dad! Looks like you got a fan!" Luffy grinned, his mouth full.

Archer shot his son a deadpan look, completely unamused. "Shut it, Lucy."

And then there was Timble, perched on Archer's shoulder, giggling like a damn schoolboy. “Yeah, Lucy,” Timble said mockingly, “looks like someone wants your attention.

Archer’s patience was wearing thin. “I’ve told her five times I’m gay, and she still won’t leave.”

“Maybe she’s not into labels,” Timble snorted.

Archer groaned, glaring at both of them “Shut it Paul”. This was going to be a long day.

The only thing that saved his sanity was Bartolomeo. That guy had quickly become someone Archer could actually stand. He had no filter, no shame, and a wild personality that made him pretty damn fun to be around. Archer still chuckled thinking about the moment Barto had, without hesitation, just pissed right off the fighting ground, towards the stands during the fight. No care in the world.

“Epic,” Archer muttered under his breath, remembering the scene. A man after his own heart.

Barto swaggered over, grinning like an idiot as usual. “Yo, Hunter! We totally crushed that round, huh? You were amazing, man!”

Archer gave him a nod, a rare smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. “Not bad yourself, Bart. Though maybe next time, aim for the ground instead of the audience.”

Barto laughed, scratching the back of his head. “What can I say? It’s gotta come out somewhere, right?”

The two shared a laugh, and for a moment, Archer could almost forget about the pink-haired shadow following him. Almost.

But as he glanced to his side, there she was again, staring up at him with those big, expectant eyes.

“You’ve gotta be kidding me,” he muttered.

“Still there?” Barto asked, amused as he leaned in. “Man, she’s persistent.”

“Like a damn ghost,” Archer grumbled, shooting Rebecca a glare. “Look, I’ve already told you—I'm not interested. At all. Ever.

Rebecca just smiled sweetly. “I know.”

Archer threw his hands up, exasperated. “Then why are you still following me?!”

She shrugged. “You seem like a good person.”

Luffy, still grinning like a fool, chimed in between bites, “She’s not wrong!”

Archer groaned, rubbing his temples. This whole tournament was becoming more trouble than it was worth. But hey, at least the fights were fun, and with Barto and Timble keeping things entertaining, maybe he'd survive this ordeal—pink-haired girl included.

 

Archer had decided to skip the final. He’d had his share of fun, and now he was more than happy to watch Luffy mop the floor with the competition, like a proud father at a sports day event. Kicking back in his seat with a beer in hand, he kept one eye open for Rebecca—still half expecting her to pop up out of nowhere—and the other on the arena, where the final fight was about to begin.

But just as he was starting to relax, a sudden blur came his way. Before Archer could even register what was happening, Luffy swooped in and slung him over his shoulder in one swift, reckless motion—one that was far too similar to how Rosinante did.

“What the—Luffy!” Archer roared, half-annoyed and half-impressed at his son’s sheer audacity. “What the hell are you doing?! Put me down!”

But Luffy just grinned, his eyes sparkling with mischief, and didn’t answer. He bolted through the crowd, weaving between the confused onlookers, as Archer yelled at him the whole way.

“Luffy! What the fuck—where are you taking me?” Archer barked, still bouncing on Luffy’s shoulder, trying to figure out what the hell his youngest was up to.

When Luffy finally set him down in a quieter part of the arena, Archer straightened up, adjusting his sunglasses and glaring at his son. “You better have a damn good reason for this, kid.”

Luffy didn’t say anything, just pointed behind Archer with a grin. "You gotta meet someone."

Archer raised an eyebrow, still grumbling. “If it’s that girl Rebecca again, I’m out—I swear to—”

A voice from behind him cut him off. “Hey, Dad.”

That voice. Archer froze.

He turned around slowly, heart pounding in his chest. And when he saw the person standing there, he felt the world tilt under his feet.

A blond-haired young man, tall and strong, with a scar over his left eye. But those eyes—those eyes he could never forget.

“S-Sabo?” Archer’s voice cracked, his body frozen in place. His mind struggled to catch up with what his eyes were seeing. It couldn’t be real. It couldn't be him.

But it was.

Sabo stepped forward, his smile soft but hesitant, as if unsure what to expect. “Yeah... It’s me.”

For a moment, Archer didn’t move. Couldn’t. He just stood there, staring at the son he thought he’d lost forever. The one they had cried for, the one whose memory had haunted every corner of their lives.

But then, something snapped. Without thinking, Archer lunged forward, wrapping his arms around Sabo in a tight embrace, holding him like he was afraid he'd disappear again.

Sabo chuckled, his voice thick with emotion. “You’re squeezing a bit hard there, Dad.”

“Shut up,” Archer muttered, burying his face in his son’s shoulder, trying to keep the tears from spilling over. “You’re lucky I don’t break you in half, you little shit.”

Luffy stood off to the side, watching them with a wide smile. “Told you it was important, Dad!”

Archer couldn’t help but laugh through the tears, still holding Sabo tight. “Yeah, brat... you did.”

Pulling back from the embrace, Archer finally found his voice, a mix of disbelief and urgency pouring out of him. “What the hell happened? We thought you drowned that day! What the fuck?”

Sabo took a deep breath, the smile fading slightly as he met his father’s eyes. “I was saved by the Revolutionaries.” The words hung in the air like a weight, and Archer’s heart sank at the thought, his mind racing. The Revolutionaries? They had gotten their hands on Sabo? Stupid fuckers. “I lost my memories for a while,” Sabo continued, his voice steady. “But they came back after the Marineford battle. I looked for you guys... I’ve been searching for a long time, and I finally found you.”

Archer was speechless, the gravity of Sabo’s journey hitting him like a punch to the gut. He felt a rush of emotions—relief, anger, sadness—all tangled together. “You’ve got a lot to explain,” he finally said, trying to process everything.

“Like I said, I’ve missed you guys so fucking much,” Sabo admitted, his expression softening.

Archer felt a surge of warmth, his anger dissipating for the moment. “Ace and your papa and Law are here too, somewhere,” he said, trying to steer the conversation back to the present. “We’re on a mission to dethrone your adoptive uncle.”

Sabo nodded, his eyes brightening. “Really?”

“Yeah, well, it’s a bit more complicated than that,” Archer added, rubbing the back of his neck “Your papa and brothers is going to freak when they see you.”

Just then, Sabo turned to Luffy, his expression shifting to one of eagerness. “Hey, Luffy... can I take your place in the finale? I really want that Devil Fruit.”

Luffy beamed, his excitement contagious. “Of course! Just don’t get hurt or anything!”

Archer couldn’t help but smirk at their interaction. “You know, your Papa went a little crazy after we thought you died. He took out your parents and all their guards,” Archer added, his tone light but serious.

Sabo burst into laughter, the tension easing further. “Yeah, I know. I heard about that. I missed you guys so much, but that just makes it all worth it.”

Archer watched his sons, their bond rekindling right in front of him. No matter how twisted the circumstances had been, this moment felt right, like the pieces of a long-lost puzzle finally fitting together again. “Alright, kid. Go show them what you’re made of,” Archer said, clapping Sabo on the back.

“Thanks, Dad!” Sabo grinned, his eyes sparkling with determination as he walked toward the arena entrance.

Archer leaned against the wall, feeling a sense of pride swell in his chest.

 

Archer’s heart swelled with pride as he watched Sabo claim victory in the arena. The cheers from the crowd echoed in his ears, and for a moment, everything felt right in the world. But that moment of elation was short-lived.

“Dad, Luffy! Look, I did it!” Sabo shouted, his triumphant smile lighting up the arena. But just as Archer began to revel in the joy of the moment, he saw Luffy—his oblivious, enthusiastic little shit of a son—dashing toward the stage. And then it happened. Luffy, without a care for the disguise he had so carefully put on, sprinted out to hug Sabo.

“Luffy, no! Get back!” Archer yelled, but the shout was drowned out by the crowd’s roaring applause and the clatter of armor as guards began to swarm the arena.

“Ugh, damn it!” Archer cursed under his breath, realizing their cover was blown. They had to move—now. He quickly pulled Timble from his chest pocket and placed him on his shoulder. “Hold on, buddy. We’re going to make some noise!”

Together, they charged toward the arena entrance, and Archer felt the familiar rush of power surge through him as he began to shift into his bear form. With a mighty roar that echoed off the walls, he hoped to stall the guards and give his sons a chance to escape. The sound stopped everyone in their tracks—competitors, fighters, and guards alike.

Luffy, quick to react, grabbed Sabo and hopped onto Archer’s back, a grin plastered across his face. “Let’s go, Dad!” he shouted, the thrill of adventure clearly overpowering any sense of danger.

Sabo, still beaming from his win, joined in, laughter spilling from him as he clung to Archer’s fur. Bartolomeo and Rebecca quickly followed suit, leaping onto Archer’s back as they made their escape. The sight of them, all grinning and full of life, filled Archer with a fierce sense of protection.

With each powerful stomp, Archer thundered down the arena’s corridor, the guards’ shocked faces fading into the distance. Their laughter rang in his ears, mingling with the sounds of chaos as they fled.

Once they were safe, Archer shifted back into his human form, panting slightly from the effort. He grabbed Timble from Luffy’s hands and hoisted him back onto his shoulder, ruffling his hair.

“Whoa, Hunter!” Bartolomeo exclaimed, his eyes wide with astonishment. “I thought your name was Hunter?”

Luffy grinned from ear to ear, his excitement bubbling over. “No its Portgas D. Archer and he is my dad! He’s the Golden Terror and co-captain of the Roaring Pirates!” He threw an arm around Archer’s shoulders, leaning into him. “And I’m Luffy!”

Timble, looking thoroughly unimpressed, added grumpily, “And my name is not Paul! It’s Timble!”

Archer laughed, feeling the weight of everything lift, at least for a moment. “Good to meet you, Timble,” Bartolomeo said, a smirk dancing across his face. “I think I like the name Timble better.”

 

 

Chapter 53: Cage

Summary:

Pretty in pink
Blushing maidens
Relaxing
Gotta love Franky
So many Timbles
Fear

Notes:

Hope you like :)

Chapter Text

Archer ran a hand through his hair, the adrenaline still buzzing through his veins after their chaotic escape from the arena. The streets of Dressrosa were strangely quiet now, with only the distant hum of activity breaking the tension. He glanced over at Luffy, who was already halfway down the street, muttering something about "Doflamingo." Typical Luffy, never one to sit still. Bartolomeo shot them a thumbs-up before sprinting off to find his crew, his loud personality leaving just as quickly as it came.

That left Archer, Sabo, Timble, and Rebecca standing in the middle of the street, the dust still settling from their earlier sprint. Archer took a deep breath and surveyed the area, trying to figure out their next move. They needed to regroup, but he also needed a drink. His throat felt like sandpaper.

"Alright," he muttered, rubbing his temples. "First things first—where the hell can we get something to drink around here?" He glanced around, half-expecting an answer to just appear in front of him.

Rebecca, standing a little too close for comfort, pointed at him, her cheeks flushing pink. "Uhm... Archer? Your shirt is... covered in blood."

Archer blinked and looked down at himself. She was right. The red shirt Timble had fetched earlier was now splattered with drying blood. How had he missed that? Without a second thought, he shrugged it off and tossed it to the ground, standing there bare-chested in the Dressrosa heat.

“Huh. So it is,” he said, as if it were an everyday occurrence. “Timble, you know what to do.”

Timble, who had been perched on Archer’s shoulder, gave a little salute before scampering off with quick little strides, no doubt on a mission to "acquire" a new shirt. Archer trusted him to return with something decent—probably.

Sabo, standing beside him, couldn’t help but laugh, shaking his head with that grin of his. “You never change, do you, Dad?”

Archer raised a brow, smirking. “Why would I? The world changes enough on its own. Gotta stay grounded somehow.”

Rebecca, however, seemed to be having a hard time keeping her eyes off Archer’s bare chest. She kept stealing glances, her blush deepening with every look.

Archer caught on quick, and his grin widened. “I’ve told you already, sweetheart—gay as the day is long.” He stretched his arms above his head, leaning into the teasing tone just to mess with her a little.

Rebecca’s face turned an even darker shade of red, and she quickly looked away, mumbling something under her breath. Archer chuckled, glancing at Sabo, who was still grinning but clearly amused by the situation.

“So,” Sabo began, leaning against a wall, arms crossed. “What’s the plan? We’ve got Luffy off doing… whatever it is he does, Bartolomeo finding his crew, and we’re just standing around in the middle of a city run by a maniac.”

Archer shrugged. “Well, first off, I’m getting a new shirt. After that, we’ll figure out where Ace, Rosinante, and Law are. I’m sure they’re off getting into some sort of trouble. Then we’ll start thinking about how to dismantle Doflamingo’s little kingdom.” His tone was casual, but the glint in his eyes showed just how serious he was. Doflamingo was going down.

Sabo nodded, his expression turning thoughtful. “Sounds like a plan. It’s been a long time coming, hasn’t it?”

“Too long,” Archer replied, his voice laced with a quiet intensity.

Before they could continue, Timble returned, holding a pink shirt that he’d undoubtedly stolen from some unsuspecting merchant. He tossed it up to Archer, who caught it with ease.

“Timble, its pink. As in really pink?” Archer said as he pulled the shirt over his head. Timble just grinned at him “payback is a bitch huh?.”

 

Archer adjusted the ridiculous pink shirt Timble had "borrowed" for him, grimacing at the vibrant color. At least it covered the blood. His sunglasses were still firmly in place, shielding his eyes from the midday sun, though the corner of his mouth twitched with amusement at how absurd he must have looked. A shirt this bright? Definitely not his style.

Leading Sabo, Rebecca, and Timble through the narrow streets of Dressrosa, they quickly found the nearest bar—a dingy but relatively quiet place that suited Archer just fine. He glanced over his shoulder and gave a quick nod to Sabo and Rebecca. "Grab a table outside. I'll get us some beers... and milk for Timble."

Timble huffed. "I can drink real stuff, you know."

Archer shot him a grin. "Nah, milk suits you just fine, 'Paul.'"

Timble crossed his arms, his face scrunching up in frustration, but he didn't protest further. They found a table while Archer headed inside, the cool shade of the bar offering brief relief from the heat outside. After ordering a round of beers and the promised milk, Archer returned to find them seated, Timble already eyeing the chairs like he was considering pulling some sort of prank.

Archer set the drinks down, sliding the milk to Timble, who took it with a muttered grumble. He sat back, crossing his arms and looking across the table at Rebecca. "Alright, Rebecca," he began, his tone more serious now. "What’s your plan? You’ve stuck with us long enough. What’s your goal in all of this?"

Rebecca shifted uncomfortably, clearly not expecting to be put on the spot so soon. She fidgeted with her drink, her eyes flicking between Archer and Sabo, before finally speaking.

"My father," she said quietly, her voice tinged with both sadness and determination. "I want to avenge him. He was a gladiator, just like I am now. Doflamingo... he's the reason my father is dead." Her hands tightened around the mug, knuckles white. "I want to fight for him. I need to take Doflamingo down. For my father. For Dressrosa."

Archer leaned back in his chair, watching her carefully. Her words were filled with passion, but he could see the cracks beneath the surface—the fear, the uncertainty. She was young, and Doflamingo wasn’t just any warlord. He was a man who crushed people beneath his heel without a second thought. But Archer had seen her fight. She was tough, no doubt about that.

"You know this isn’t going to be easy, right?" he said, his tone blunt but not unkind. "Doflamingo’s got an army, and he doesn’t play fair. If you’re in this, you better be ready for a war."

Rebecca met his gaze, her eyes hardening. "I know. I’ve been fighting my whole life. I’m not afraid of him."

Archer leaned back in his chair, arms crossed and nodded slowly at Rebecca. "Alright, kid. You can join us," he said, his voice casual but firm. "But just so you know, right now, I have absolutely no fucking idea where any of the Straw Hats, the Heart Pirates, or the Roaring Pirates are. So... welcome to the chaos." He smirked, taking another sip of his beer as Rebecca blinked in surprise, then nodded in quiet agreement.

Timble let out a short snort of laughter from beside him, clearly enjoying the absurdity of the situation. Archer, as usual, wasn't too bothered by the uncertainty—chaos was part of the game, after all.

Turning to Sabo, Archer's expression shifted slightly, his golden eyes focused. "What about you?" he asked, nodding toward his second oldest. "You got the Devil Fruit?"

Sabo reached into his bag and pulled out a small, strange-looking fruit—the Goro Goro no Mi, the lightning fruit. "Yeah, I’ve got it."

Archer raised an eyebrow. "Good. Eat it."

Sabo blinked, clearly taken aback for a moment. "Right here?" he asked, glancing around.

Archer waved his hand dismissively. "Yeah. Here. Now." Then, grinning, he added, "The sooner you get used to it, the better. Besides, we’re going to need you at full strength if we're going to take down that pink-feathered fuck."

Sabo chuckled, shaking his head slightly at his dad’s bluntness but nodded in agreement. "Fair enough." He took a deep breath, looking down at the fruit in his hand, then, with one quick bite, sank his teeth into the fruit’s rough, swirling skin. The taste must have been as bad as Archer remembered because Sabo grimaced, nearly gagging as he forced it down.

Archer snorted in amusement. "Tastes like crap right?"

Sabo wiped his mouth, nodding, "Worse than I expected, actually."

Archer clapped him on the shoulder, grinning. "Don’t worry, you’ll live. Now that that’s done..." His tone shifted, more serious now. "You wanna help us take down Doflamingo?"

Sabo looked at him, his eyes sharp. "Yes. I want to help."

 

Archer stood up, muttering something under his breath about needing some news, and walked toward a nearby stand. The vendor, seeing him approach, started his pitch, but Archer wasn’t having any of it. He crossed his arms, sunglasses still perched on his face, and immediately started haggling, his voice low and intimidating. The vendor, realizing he wasn’t dealing with your average customer, began to stammer, lowering the price with every sharp word from Archer.

Rebecca and Sabo watched in mild amazement from their table, unsure whether to laugh or just continue being impressed by how effortlessly Archer seemed to handle everything. Meanwhile, Timble, perched on the edge of the table, kept his eyes on Archer, looking like he was ready to back him up if things went sideways.

When Archer returned, he had a newspaper tucked under his arm, and—much to Timble’s continued amusement—he was wearing a pair of reading glasses. He plopped back down in his seat like he didn’t have a care in the world, lit a cigarette, and opened the newspaper, casually flipping to the front page.

To anyone passing by, he looked like an ordinary citizen enjoying his day, not the co-captain of one of the most notorious pirate crews in the world.

Rebecca exchanged a look with Sabo, her eyes wide as if to say, Is he serious?

Sabo just chuckled, shaking his head slightly. “That’s dad for you,” he muttered.

Timble, now back on Archer’s shoulder, leaned in to read along with him, pointing out certain parts of the article with little squeaks of excitement.

Rebecca hesitated before asking, "Um… Archer, what are you doing?"

Archer lowered the paper, peeking over the top of his reading glasses with a wide grin that seemed to catch her off guard. His golden eyes twinkled with amusement as he flashed her a smile that made her face turn red yet again.

"Just checking to see if any of the others made the paper," he said casually, folding the newspaper down onto his lap. "You know, Luffy’s not exactly subtle, and I wouldn’t be surprised if his goofy face ended up front and center." He took another drag from his cigarette, letting the smoke curl into the air before adding with a playful shrug, "And, well… I’m bored."

Rebecca fidgeted, glancing away as if unsure how to respond to the playful tone, but she couldn’t help the small smile that crept onto her lips.

Sabo leaned back in his chair, chuckling. 

"Hey," Archer replied with a wink, "gotta enjoy the little things when you’re about to topple a damn warlord."

Rebecca's nervousness seemed to ease as she laughed softly, still blushing but clearly more comfortable. Timble, still perched on Archer’s shoulder, snorted in his own tiny way, nudging Archer’s cheek, as if to remind him not to get too cocky.

"Don’t worry, kid," Archer added, giving Rebecca a reassuring nod. "We’ll figure this mess out and get Doflamingo off that throne soon enough. You stick with us, and you’ll be just fine."

Sabo looked at his dad, curiosity gleaming in his eyes. "So, what’s up with your hair? Why did you color it black?"

Archer let out a long sigh, leaning back in his chair and rubbing the back of his neck. "Well, I had a little run-in with Doflamingo. I figured it’d be safer if I didn’t stand out too much, so I went for the dark look until we can get rid of him for good."

Sabo nodded slowly, processing the information. "That makes sense."

There was a moment of silence before Sabo hesitantly asked, "How’s Ace doing, by the way? After everything with Marineford and… you know."

Archer’s expression softened at the mention of Ace. "He’s had a hard time, that’s for sure. But he’s been holding it together. He’s the Vice Captain of the Silence now, and you know what? He’s got a boyfriend. Sanji from Luffy's crew."

Sabo’s face broke into a genuine smile. "Really? I’m glad to hear that. Ace deserves some happiness."

"Yeah, he does," Archer agreed, a warm smile creeping onto his face. "They’ve got a good thing going. Sanji keeps him grounded."

Sabo’s curiosity piqued again, and he leaned in slightly. "What about Law? How did you find him? What’s he like?"

Archer chuckled, a fond expression crossing his features. "Law is a good brat. He’s full of plans—always plotting something. And he’s emotionally constipated, but we’re working on that part."

Just as Archer was about to ask Sabo another question, a flurry of feathers caught his attention. Nugget came soaring in, landing with a thud right on top of Archer's head. The stupid bird pecked at him, sharp little beak jabbing him right in the scalp.

“Hey! Watch it!” Archer protested, swatting at Nugget, who merely squawked in annoyance. Archer noticed a note tied to the bird’s foot and reached up to grab it.

"What's that?" Sabo asked, leaning forward in curiosity.

Archer squinted around for his glasses. Rebecca, blushing again, pointed to his head. "Uh, you’ve got them right there," she said with an amused smile.

“Oh, right,” Archer said sheepishly, sliding the glasses down onto his nose. He unfurled the note, feeling the anticipation rise as Timble and Nugget settled onto his shoulders, both peering curiously at the paper.

“Let’s see what our feathered friend has brought us,” Archer said, scanning the note.

The message was scrawled hastily, the ink smudged in places:

Archer! We need you back at the Silence! Doflamingo’s forces are searching the streets. Get Luffy and get out of there!

Archer’s heart raced as he read the note. “Well, that’s just great,” he muttered, glancing around at Sabo, Timble, and Rebecca. “Looks like we’ve got company. Doflamingo’s people are on the move, and they’re searching for us.”

“Should we hide?” Rebecca asked, her voice wavering slightly as she looked around, half-expecting to see guards at every corner.

“No, we need to move,” Archer replied decisively, getting up from the table and shoving the note into his pocket. “We can’t risk getting cornered here. Sabo, you stick with me. Timble, you and Nugget stay close. And Rebecca, if you want to come, you better keep up.”

Rebecca nodded, determination flickering in her eyes. “I can handle myself!”

“Alright then, let’s get back to the ship,” Archer said, steeling himself for what was about to come. “This is going to get messy.”

 

And then they ran, and ran fast! Archer, Sabo, Timble, and Rebecca sprinted down the bustling streets of Dressrosa.

“Hey, where did you guys get that bird from?” Sabo shouted over the noise, glancing back at Nugget, who flapped his wings wildly as if trying to keep up with the commotion.

Archer couldn’t help but laugh, a breathless chuckle escaping him as he dodged a pair of guards who had spotted them. “Timble personally stole Nugget from Rob Lucci himself at Enies Lobby!” he called back, delivering a swift kick to one guard that sent him sprawling to the ground.

Sabo’s eyes went wide. “What? Seriously?” He had to momentarily slow down to process the information, grinning at the absurdity of it all.

“Yeah!” Archer replied, dodging another guard and effortlessly taking him out with a punch. “He’s got quite the talent for theft, our Timble!”

Rebecca, running beside them, looked from Archer to Timble with wide eyes, clearly impressed. “You stole a bird from a CP9 member? How is that even possible?”

Timble puffed out his chest, clearly enjoying the attention. “I’m stealthy!” he exclaimed proudly, his little fists clenched in determination. “I snuck right past him!”

“More like you kidnapped the bird after I knocked Lucci out!” Archer laughed, quickly glancing behind them to see if anyone was following. “But it worked, so I’m not complaining!”

As they approached the Silence, more guards came barreling after them, shouting and brandishing their weapons. Archer felt a rush of panic flood his system. Shit, shit, shit! His heart raced as he glanced back at the approaching guards, the sound of their footsteps echoing ominously behind them.

“Thank the fuck for Franky!” Archer yelled, just as the magnificent speedo-wearing bastard appeared on the deck. With a grin plastered across his face, Franky unleashed a barrage of bullets and explosions, effectively blowing the guards away like confetti in the wind. The chaos provided just the distraction they needed.

“Go, go, go!” Archer shouted, adrenaline pumping through him as he glanced at Rebecca. Without hesitation, he scooped her up around the waist and made a running leap toward the Silence. Sabo was right behind them, vaulting over the water with surprising agility.

As they landed on the deck, Archer felt Rebecca land directly on top of him, and he couldn’t help but chuckle at her flustered expression. The girl blushed furiously; her cheeks practically glowing as she scrambled off him.

“Sorry!” she squeaked, her face a mixture of embarrassment and excitement.

Archer pushed himself up, shaking off the awkwardness just in time to hear Ace’s booming laughter from the other side of the deck. “What’s up with the pink shirt, dad?” Ace called out, a smirk dancing on his lips.

Archer flipped Ace off, a playful smirk on his face, just as Rosinante came barreling in like a freight train. Without a second thought, Rosinante scooped Archer up off his feet and pulled him into a kiss that made the world around them fade away. Archer melted into it, feeling the warmth of Rosinante’s lips and the frantic energy of the moment.

“I thought Doflamingo got you!” Rosinante murmured against his lips, the worry lacing his voice making Archer’s heart swell.

“Not even close,” Archer whispered back, a mischievous glint in his eyes. “I’ve got a surprise for you.”

As Rosinante set him down, Archer gestured to Sabo, who stepped forward with a grin. “Hello, Papa!” Sabo said, his voice bright with excitement.

Time seemed to stand still as Rosinante’s expression shifted from confusion to shock, and then to pure elation. He halted mid-step, his eyes wide. “Sabo?”

In the next heartbeat, Rosinante launched himself at Sabo, tackling him into a massive hug that nearly toppled them both over. “You’re alive!” he exclaimed, his voice a mix of joy and disbelief.

Archer watched, grinning from ear to ear, as Ace quickly joined the fray, wrapping his arms around both Sabo and Rosinante in a tight embrace. The three of them tumbled together, laughter erupting as they celebrated the unexpected reunion.

“Damn it, you guys are going to crush him!” Archer teased, shaking his head in mock disapproval. But the sight of his loved ones—his family—lost in their own joyful chaos filled him with warmth.

Sabo squirmed a bit, laughing as he tried to catch his breath. “I missed you all so much!”

Rosinante finally pulled back, eyes shining with unshed tears. “We thought we lost you. After… everything…” His voice trailed off, emotion thick in the air.

 

As the laughter and excitement began to settle, Archer’s expression shifted, a serious look crossing his face. He took a step back, glancing around the deck of the Silence as if expecting to see his sons appearing at any moment.

“Where the fuck are Luffy and Law?” he demanded, his voice sharper than intended. The concern bubbling up in his chest was impossible to ignore.

Rosinante sighed, running a hand through his hair, his eyes troubled. “Law sent the Heart Pirates out in the Polar Tang to scout another area. They thought it would be safer that way. But…” he paused, the weight of his next words hanging heavily in the air.

Archer’s heart dropped as he saw the gravity in Rosinante’s eyes. “What?” he asked, barely above a whisper.

“Law was captured by Doflamingo.”

Archer froze, his breath hitching in his throat. The fear for his oldest son washed over him like a cold wave. “What? No—no, he can’t be.” he stammered, fighting against the panic rising in his chest. “We have to get him back! We have to do something!”

Rosinante stepped forward, placing a comforting hand on Archer’s shoulder. “I know. But we don’t know where he is right now. No one has seen Luffy either. It’s like he vanished. The only ones we’ve confirmed are here are the Straw Hats and the Roaring Pirates.”

“Doflamingo has both of them?” Archer’s voice rose with anger, the helplessness gnawing at him. “Damn it! He’ll use them as bait. We have to move, Rosi!”

Sabo, still riding the wave of excitement from their reunion, looked between the two of them, eyes wide. “What can we do? Can’t we just storm Doflamingo’s base?”

Rosinante shook his head slowly, his expression serious. “It’s not that simple. Doflamingo has the entire city on lockdown. We’d be walking straight into a trap.”

Archer’s mind was still racing, trying to process everything, when Robin approached, her expression serious. “We have another problem,” she said, drawing everyone’s attention.

Archer raised an eyebrow. “What now?”

Robin sighed, and without skipping a beat, she called Usopp forward. He appeared, looking a bit sheepish but determined to get his point across. “Uh, so…there’s this girl named Sugar who works for Doflamingo. She can turn people into toys,” he began, nervously fiddling with his slingshot. “And I accidentally scared her so much that she fainted. And when she did…all the toys turned back into humans.”

Archer blinked, processing Usopp’s words. “Wait. You scared her? And that somehow helped us?”

“Yeah!” Usopp nodded enthusiastically. “But it also means that a lot of people who were turned into toys are now back in their human forms, which could be a problem because…”

Before he could finish, several heads popped up from Robin’s cleavage, their tiny voices squeaking in excitement. Archer rubbed his eyes, convinced he was seeing things. “What the hell? Why are there so many Timbles in Robin’s boobs?” he blurted out, half-laughing and half-confused.

Archer's confusion deepened as the tiny figures emerging from Robin's cleavage were dwarfs, their faces mirroring surprise and delight. Timble’s eyes widened, tears welling up as he spotted them. “D-Dwarfs!” he cried, hopping up and down on Archer's shoulder.

Archer looked at Rosinante, a bewildered expression plastered on his face. “What the actual hell is going on here?”

Just as the tension began to settle, a chilling breeze swept through the deck, carrying a sense of impending doom. Archer’s instincts kicked in, his muscles tensing as he turned his gaze toward the horizon.

“Wait, what’s that?” he muttered, squinting against the sunlight.

Before anyone could answer, strings began to gather around all of Dressrosa, shimmering like silver threads against the bright sky. They twisted and turned, wrapping the land in an intricate web that glimmered ominously. A sense of dread enveloped the group as they realized the significance of the movement.

“What the hell is that?” Sabo exclaimed, his eyes widening in horror.

“That’s not good,” Archer said, his heart racing. “Doflamingo is on the move.”

From a distance, the figure of Doflamingo appeared atop the coliseum, his signature smirk plastered across his face. He waved his hands dramatically, orchestrating the web of strings that encased the entire island like a birdcage. 

“Everyone!” Archer shouted, urgency lacing his voice. “We need to get ready for a fight. Doflamingo’s making his move to control everything.”

 

Without thinking, Archer began to rub his wrist where Doflamingo's strings had left scars. His pulse quickened. He was afraid. 

 

Chapter 54: Family bonding

Summary:

WARNING
Can contain triggers.

Notes:

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Chapter Text

 

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!" Archer muttered under his breath; his gaze locked on the growing web of strings encasing Dressrosa. His heart raced, pounding against his ribcage as his mind scrambled to make sense of the chaos. The birdcage—the damn birdcage—was closing in, a deadly net created by none other than Doflamingo himself. For a brief moment, he stood frozen, unable to move.

It wasn’t until he felt Ace’s hands shaking him that the haze lifted.

“Oi, dad! Snap out of it!” Ace shouted, his voice cutting through the panic.

Archer blinked, reality snapping back into focus. The deadly strings were closing in, faster than he’d anticipated. The ship was already swarming with their allies, scrambling to prepare for what was undoubtedly the beginning of a brutal fight for survival.

His voice cracked through the air like a gunshot: “Everyone, get your asses moving NOW! We’re regrouping at the harbor! Move it or die here!”

People began rushing around in a frantic storm, gathering their weapons and supplies. The Straw Hats, Roaring Pirates, Rebecca, Sabo—all of them moved with urgency. Archer clenched his fists, then turned to Ace, who had already activated his Devil Fruit powers, small flames flickering at his fingertips.

“We need to get everyone out of here. This place is going to be a fucking war zone.” Archer’s voice was tight with adrenaline.

Ace nodded. “Right. I’ll head to the front and clear the way.”

Archer grabbed Ace by the arm before he could run off. “Don’t do anything stupid. We stick together.”

Ace grinned, his usual cocky smirk in place despite the gravity of the situation. “Since when have I done anything stupid?”

Before Archer could respond, the loud sound of footsteps echoed from the docks—guards, more of Doflamingo’s forces, coming their way.

 

Zoro's blades sang as he cut through the guards like they were made of paper, while Sanji’s legs were a blur of kicks, every strike knocking down another wave of Doflamingo’s lackeys. Brook, in his eerie style, moved with grace, his sword glinting under the sunlight as he swiftly dispatched the remaining guards. The three of them were unstoppable, and within moments, the dock was cleared.

A brief silence fell over the group as they all took the chance to catch their breath. Archer wiped the sweat and blood from his forehead, his chest rising and falling with each breath. He locked eyes with Rosinante across the harbor. A single nod passed between them—no words needed. It was time to finish this.

Archer’s voice rang out, authoritative and clear, cutting through the aftermath of the fight. “Listen up! Both crews are heading for the plaza. That’s where we regroup and take down Doflamingo’s commanders. I don’t care about teams or fancy strategies. Just get the job done. We wipe them all out. Understand?”

Everyone, from the Straw Hats to the Roaring Pirates, nodded in agreement, their faces set with grim smiles. They knew what was at stake—Law’s life, Dressrosa’s freedom, and the end of Doflamingo’s reign.

Luffy’s crew was ready. Zoro sheathed his blades, and Sanji, already lighting a cigarette, cracked his neck. Franky, still grinning like a madman, gave another “Super!” before clenching his fists, and Brook straightened his top hat. The Roaring Pirates mirrored their intensity, each of them preparing for the next round.

“Move out!” Archer shouted, and they did, sprinting toward the heart of Dressrosa.

The streets blurred as they ran, their boots pounding the cobblestones. Archer’s heart raced, adrenaline coursing through his veins, his mind laser-focused on their goal. Doflamingo’s strings were still closing in, and the air was thick with tension, but there was no time to let fear settle in. They had to make it to the plaza before the cage sealed them in completely.

They turned a corner and the plaza came into view. It was packed with people, civilians still fleeing, while Doflamingo’s forces lined the streets like an army ready to crush any resistance.

At the center, Archer spotted the familiar forms of Doflamingo's commanders—Diamante, Pica, and Trebol. All of them stood tall, sneering, clearly ready for the final confrontation. Doflamingo wasn’t in sight yet, but his presence was palpable. The birdcage was closing in, inch by inch.

Archer’s eyes narrowed. “Alright, let’s tear them apart.”

 

As soon as they hit the plaza, chaos exploded. Zoro didn’t waste a second—he charged straight at Pica, blades flashing in the sunlight. His battle cry echoed through the streets, his body a blur of motion as he closed in on the massive stone man. But before Zoro could land a hit, Luffy came out of nowhere, flying into the fray with that trademark wild grin plastered on his face.

“Zoro!!” Luffy shouted, stretching his arm back for a punch, clearly having the time of his life.

Pica, towering above them, began to speak, his voice booming over the plaza. Except… it wasn’t exactly what anyone expected.

"Fools! You’ll nev-urrrr be able to… HA! DEAL WITH MEEEE!"

The second Pica opened his mouth, the deep bass everyone anticipated was… well, the complete opposite. The voice that came out was ridiculously high-pitched and squeaky, more suited to a helium-filled balloon than a giant stone warrior.

Archer skidded to a stop, doubling over with laughter. “Oh my god… is that really his voice?” he choked out between guffaws. Beside him, Ace was barely holding it together, tears of laughter streaming down his face.

"Timble’s voice is more manly than that!" Archer gasped, slapping Ace on the back as they both wheezed for breath.

“Oi, Timble!” Ace called out, still grinning, “You’re gonna give Pica some lessons in voice training after this, right?”

Timble, who had perched on Archer’s shoulder like a tiny, grumpy parrot, folded his arms with a pout. “I told you, I don’t sound like that!” he protested, his voice much more serious than Pica’s bizarre squeak.

Zoro, meanwhile, was trying—really trying—not to crack up. But even he couldn’t hide the twitch of his lips as he shouted back to Luffy, “Oi Luffy! You hear this guy?!”

“BAHAHA!” Luffy couldn’t hold it in anymore, laughing like a madman. “What the hell is that voice?!”

Pica’s stone face twisted in rage, clearly not happy with the mocking, and the ground shook as he moved to attack. “Laugh while you can! I’ll crush you all!!”

Zoro grinned, drawing his swords with a flourish. “You’re gonna need more than that squeaky voice to scare me.”

Zoro, that insane bastard, had already launched himself into the fight without a second thought, his blades slicing through the air as he charged at Pica. Archer barely had a moment to process the chaos erupting around them, trying to find either Diamante or Trebol amidst the commotion. His instincts told him something was off, and before he could act on it, a sharp, stinging sensation wrapped around his ankle.

"Shit!" Archer cursed, eyes darting down to see a string, thin and deadly, tightening its grip. In a blink, he was yanked off his feet, dragged away with brutal force, his body scraping against the cobblestones. "Rosi!" he yelled, but the sound of battle drowned his voice as he was pulled down a narrow alley, away from the plaza, away from the fight, and right into the web of nightmares.

Archer slammed to a stop inside a dark room. The air was cold and heavy, the only light a small flickering candle casting eerie shadows across the walls. Gasping, he forced himself to his feet, his heart pounding in his chest. He scanned the room—and froze.

Pictures. Everywhere. Pinned to the walls, scattered across the floor, some torn, others carefully preserved. Each one was of him. Of Archer. Archer with his boys, laughing with Ace, ruffling Luffy’s hair, hugging Law. Pictures of him and Rosinante, some candid, some intimate. Others of Archer alone, watching the horizon, or just existing—completely unaware he was being watched, being hunted.

A cold sweat broke across his skin. His breathing turned ragged, and fear clawed its way up his throat.

"Missed me?" A voice slithered through the darkness, a cruel, familiar voice that made Archer’s blood run cold. A dark chuckle echoed in the room, and Archer whipped around, his body tense, muscles coiled in anticipation of what was to come.

Doflamingo stepped into the dim light, his towering figure casting a long, ominous shadow across the room. His sickening smile was stretched wide, sunglasses glinting with malice. "You ran last time," he continued, voice low, almost a whisper. "We were just starting to have fun, weren't we? But this time…"

Archer’s breath hitched, the memories of their last encounter flashing through his mind—blood, pain, and that twisted grin Doflamingo always wore.

Doflamingo stepped closer, his strings snapping lightly in the air like the crack of a whip. "This time," he whispered, his voice dripping with venomous amusement, "we’re going to finish what we started."

Archer’s fists clenched tight, knuckles white as fear coursed through his veins. He tried to swallow it down, to find the courage that always came so naturally in battle, but Doflamingo had a way of sinking his claws into Archer’s mind. That sickening feeling of being hunted. Of being watched.

"What the fuck do you want?" Archer snarled, forcing the fear out of his voice, but the tremor was still there.

Doflamingo smirked, his teeth gleaming in the candlelight. “Oh, Archer… it’s never been about what I want. It’s about what we can be. You, me, the power we could wield together. You just needed a little more… convincing.”

With a flick of his hand, strings wrapped tighter around Archer’s body, pulling him closer to Doflamingo’s looming presence. Archer’s mind screamed to fight back, to tear free, but the sheer strength of the strings held him in place.

“I was hurt, you know,” Doflamingo purred, his voice soft and almost mocking. “You disappeared on me, ran back to that weakling, Rosinante. How could you choose him over me?”

Archer’s lips curled in disgust, his fear giving way to anger. “You’re fucking delusional, Doflamingo. I’ll never be yours.”

Doflamingo's grin widened. “Oh, we’ll see about that, Archer. We’ll see.” His hand reached out, slowly, almost gently, as if to caress Archer's face.

Archer jerked his head back, eyes blazing with hatred. "If you so much as touch me, I'll rip your damn hand off!"

Doflamingo’s laughter filled the room, cold and sharp. “Such fire! That’s why you fascinate me, Archer. You fight, you resist… but in the end, everyone breaks.”

Doflamingo's fingers brushed against Archer’s hair, a mockery of affection in his gesture. "You’ve been naughty," Doflamingo said with a twisted smile, his tone dripping with malice. "Cutting and dying your hair, running from me… You know how much I liked it."

Archer’s eyes burned with defiance. Without thinking, he spat in Doflamingo’s face. The act was immediate, primal—he couldn’t stand Doflamingo's touch, not for a second more.

But the reaction was swift. Doflamingo’s face twisted with fury, and his fist connected with Archer’s jaw, sending him staggering back, falling unto the table face first. Pain exploded across Archer’s face as the blow knocked him off balance, and he tasted blood in his mouth.

"Still full of fire, aren’t you?" Doflamingo snarled, his smile returning, but now darker—more dangerous. His hand grabbed Archer’s shirt, and with one vicious motion, he ripped it from Archer’s body. The fabric tore away easily, exposing the scars and bruises that marred his skin.

An icy fear gripped Archer’s chest. He’d been here before—trapped, at Doflamingo’s mercy, no escape in sight. His mind flashed back to that other time, when Smoker had been the one to save him from this nightmare. But now? Now there was no one to come to his rescue. No one to stop Doflamingo from doing whatever twisted things he had in mind.

“Fuck,” Archer whispered under his breath, his eyes darting around, searching desperately for any way out.

Doflamingo’s fingers danced across Archer’s exposed back, his grin widening as he reveled in the fear he could sense emanating from Archer. "This time, there’s no escape. No Smoker to save you. It’s just you and me, Archer. Isn’t that what you wanted? To finish what we started?"

Archer’s heart raced, but his body felt paralyzed, every instinct screaming at him to fight, to claw his way out. But the strings. The damned strings. They bound him tighter now, cutting into his skin, leaving no room for movement.

Doflamingo leaned in closer, his breath hot against Archer’s ear. “We’re going to have so much fun, Archer. You’ll see. This time, there’s no running.”

A surge of anger bubbled up in Archer, mixing with the terror. He couldn’t let Doflamingo win. He couldn’t—he wouldn’t—be broken by him. But as the reality of the situation set in, with Doflamingo's twisted gaze locked onto him, Archer’s fear gripped him harder than ever before. The strings constricted, and for the first time in a long time, Archer felt truly helpless.

But as Doflamingo chuckled darkly, his cruel fingers teasing at the edges of his hips, Archer's mind found its focus. One thought cut through the panic like a blade:

Rosinante.

Gritting his teeth, Archer glared at Doflamingo, his eyes burning with defiance once again, even as fear gnawed at his insides.

“Fuck you!!,” Archer spat, voice trembling but strong. 

Doflamingo’s grin only widened, his fingers toying with a strand of Archer’s hair. “Oh, Archer, my dear… you have no idea what you’re in for.”

Just as Doflamingo's hand reached for Archer's waistband, the door exploded inward with a deafening crash. Before Archer could even register what was happening, Doflamingo was ripped off of him, his body flung through the air like a rag doll and sent crashing through the wall, debris scattering everywhere. Archer gasped, his heart pounding in his chest as the sudden shift left him dazed.

Standing in the doorway, framed by the dim light pouring in from outside, was Rosinante. His eyes burned with fury, and his entire body trembled with rage. Archer had never seen him like this—not even in the heat of battle. This was something different. Something terrifying.

Rosi...” Archer whispered, his voice shaky, his mind still trying to catch up with what had just happened.

Rosinante stormed across the room, his face contorted in a mix of anger and concern. He bendt down and gently helped Archer to his feet, his touch soft despite the wild anger that radiated off him. “Are you okay?” Rosinante’s voice cracked slightly, his eyes searching Archer's face desperately for any sign of harm. His hands shook as they held Archer's shoulders, and Archer could see the fear behind the fury.

Before Archer could answer, before he could even process the relief of seeing Rosinante, a voice came from the rubble.

“Rosinante…” Doflamingo’s voice dripped with venom. He stood up, brushing off the dust, his grin sharp and cruel. “Always so predictable, aren’t you? Running to save your little boyfriend.” He laughed, though there was an edge of annoyance in his tone. “You’ve always been weak. A disgrace to the Donquixote family, just like father was. But now, look at you—playing hero to the little toy.”

Rosinante’s grip on Archer tightened. His whole body seemed to tremble with rage as he turned to face his brother, his eyes blazing. “Don’t you dare talk about him like that!” he yelled, his voice raw and full of emotion. “You’ve destroyed everything and everyone you’ve ever touched, Doflamingo. But this? This is where it ends. I won’t let you hurt him. Not again!

Doflamingo chuckled darkly, dusting off his clothes with an air of arrogance. “Hurt him? Oh, Rosinante, you’ve always misunderstood. I was just trying to teach him a lesson. A lesson in loyalty.” His eyes flicked to Archer, a twisted smile spreading across his face. “You see, I missed the good old days. I missed having someone who knew their place beneath me, and what better than to take from my own little brother?.”

Rosinante’s face contorted in disgust, his fists clenching as he took a step forward. “You sick bastard,” he growled, his voice low and dangerous. “You’re not going to touch him. Not again.”

Doflamingo’s grin widened. “And who’s going to stop me? You?” His strings began to gather around him, glinting dangerously in the dim light. “You’ve always been pathetic, Rosinante. Always hiding behind others, first father, then the Marines, never strong enough to fight me on your own.”

Rosinante’s eyes burned with fury as he moved Archer behind him, shielding him from Doflamingo’s gaze. “I’m not hiding behind anyone. And I’m not scared of you anymore.”

Archer, still reeling from the shock of it all, could barely breathe. He had never seen Rosinante this enraged, this alive with fury and protection. His heart pounded in his chest, and as the two brothers faced off, he could feel the tension crackling in the air.

Doflamingo sneered, his strings snapping in the air like whips. “This should be fun. Let’s see if you’ve finally grown a spine, little brother.”

Rosinante’s eyes narrowed, his voice cold and unwavering. “You can insult me all you want, but if you so much as look at Archer again, I will tear you apart.”

Archer, standing behind Rosinante, felt his heart swell with pride and love, despite the lingering fear gnawing at him. Rosinante wasn’t just angry—he was ready to fight for him, to protect him no matter the cost.

And for the first time, Archer felt a flicker of hope.

And so the brothers began their dance of violence, a whirlwind of power and fury that echoed through the room. Doflamingo launched a series of razor-sharp strings toward Rosinante, each one glinting menacingly in the dim light. With a quick sidestep, Rosinante narrowly avoided the first strike, using his own strength to push off the ground and launch himself toward his brother.

“You’ll regret this, little brother!” Doflamingo taunted, his voice dripping with malice as he flicked his wrist, sending a barrage of strings slicing through the air. They whipped around Rosinante like a storm, trying to ensnare him.

But Rosinante was fast, moving with a determination fueled by rage and the need to protect Archer. He summoned the power of his sound waves, creating a shockwave that pushed Doflamingo’s strings back. “I’m done running from you!” he yelled, his voice echoing with a strength that resonated through the room.

The two brothers clashed with brutal force, the sound of their strikes resonating in the air like thunder. Doflamingo, with his sadistic grin, lunged forward, using his agility to dodge Rosinante's attacks, sending strings darting in to entangle him. “You were always too soft, Rosinante! You should have embraced your darkness instead of hiding behind that pathetic facade!”

With a growl, Rosinante retaliated, swinging a powerful punch aimed at Doflamingo’s jaw. The impact was like a cannonball, and for a brief moment, Doflamingo stumbled back, surprise flashing across his face. “You think you can defeat me?” Doflamingo spat, shaking off the blow and pulling himself back together.

Rosinante didn’t hesitate, seizing the moment to push forward. He unleashed a blast of sound, the waves crashing against Doflamingo like an invisible tidal wave. The force sent Doflamingo flying back, but he quickly regained his footing, eyes narrowed in annoyance.

“You’re stronger than I remember,” Doflamingo admitted, but the mockery in his tone lingered. “But you’re still a fool if you think you can win. I’m the king of this world, and you’re just a broken little puppet.”

“No more puppets!” Rosinante shouted, charging forward again, fists flying. He connected with Doflamingo's ribs, the sickening crunch of impact ringing through the air. Doflamingo gasped, stumbling, but a flick of his wrist sent strings wrapping around Rosinante's arms, yanking him back before he could follow up.

“I’ve always enjoyed breaking you, little brother,” Doflamingo sneered, tightening the strings until Rosinante winced in pain. “This time, it’ll be different. I’ll show you what true despair feels like! I will let you watch as I use your precious Archer!"

Archer watched from behind Rosinante, his heart racing as fear threatened to drown him. “Rosi, you can’t—” he started, but his voice was swallowed by the chaos of the fight.

“Stay back, Archer!” Rosinante shouted without turning, his focus on his brother. “I won’t let him hurt you or the boys! Not again!”

With a primal roar, Rosinante broke free from Doflamingo's strings, fueled by the fire in his heart. He charged again, this time with an intensity that radiated off him. He ducked under Doflamingo’s attack, weaving in and out of the barrage of strings, and unleashed a series of quick jabs that sent Doflamingo reeling.

Doflamingo, now visibly frustrated, retaliated with a flurry of strikes. “Is this really the best you can do?” he taunted, dodging Rosinante's blows with an unsettling grace. He retaliated with a sharp string that lashed across Rosinante's cheek, drawing blood.

Rosinante grunted but didn't falter. Instead, he roared with fury, the pain igniting something deeper within him. He focused his energy, channeling it into a massive sound wave that pulsed from him like an explosion. The shockwave hit Doflamingo head-on, sending him crashing against the wall and out on the street.

As the dust settled, Archer could see the strain on Rosinante's face, the way his muscles trembled with exertion. But he also saw rage, a fierce refusal to let Doflamingo win. “I’m not afraid of you,” Rosinante panted, ready to fight on.

Doflamingo, rising slowly from the wreckage, brushed himself off with a smirk. “Oh, but you should be. This is just the beginning, brother.” The strings surrounding him pulsed ominously, ready for the next round of their brutal dance.

 

Before Doflamingo could mount his next attack, a burst of fire and lightning erupted from the street, slamming into him like a tidal wave. Archer flinched as the shockwave hit, but a force field sprang into place, shielding him and Rosinante from the explosion. The force of the blast sent Doflamingo crashing backward, his laughter abruptly silenced.

As the dust settled, Archer squinted through the haze, and a fierce pride swelled within him. Ace, Sabo, and a bruised Law strode forward, fury radiating from them. “Get the fuck away from our dads, you piece of shit!” Ace bellowed, fists clenched tightly. The flames dancing around him flickered in sync with his anger.

“Touch our dad again and die!” Sabo shouted, his voice a low growl, mirroring Ace's intensity. Law stood at their side, battered but unbroken, glaring at the man who had caused them so much pain.

“What a charming little family reunion,” Doflamingo drawled, sarcasm dripping from every word. “Nephews, how sweet. Lovely to see you, but aren’t you missing one?” He chuckled mockingly, eyes glinting with malice as he surveyed the brothers.

The air crackled with tension as Luffy swung into view, his usual carefree demeanor replaced by a fierce determination. “Get away from my family!” he shouted, joining his brothers in their shared rage. With a battle cry that shook the air, Luffy charged forward, his fists primed to strike.

Archer felt a surge of adrenaline as the boys launched themselves at Doflamingo, an unstoppable force combining their strengths. They fought with a ferocity that took Archer's breath away, each punch thrown and each kick delivered resonating with the weight of their shared history.

Ace led the charge, his flames erupting around him as he swung a fist at Doflamingo’s face, only to have the string-user dodge with an arrogant grin. “You think you can take me on?” Doflamingo taunted, flicking his wrist to send a barrage of strings whizzing toward Ace. But Ace was quick, launching himself out of the way and firing back with a fiery counterattack.

Sabo joined in, unleashing a flurry of powerful strikes, his fists crackling with lightning. “You’re not getting away this time!” he yelled, anger fueling every move. The sound of their punches echoed through the street, a battle cry that rang out loud and clear.

Doflamingo retaliated, using his strings to deflect their attacks and counter with brutal precision. But Luffy was undeterred, swinging in with his signature Gum-Gum attacks. “Gum-Gum Pistol!” he shouted, launching his fist at Doflamingo with an unstoppable force.

The fight surged into the main plaza, a chaotic dance of power and fury as Doflamingo struggled to keep up with the onslaught. He laughed derisively, trying to regain control, but the brothers pressed on, unyielding in their pursuit.

Archer watched, a mixture of pride and anxiety twisting in his gut. “Keep pushing! Don’t let him breathe!” he yelled, urging them on. Doflamingo was cornered, and Archer could see the cracks in his confidence starting to show. Then Luffy with a crazy attack knocked him unconscious.

Archer dragged himself forward, every step felt like a battle against his own battered body. He was bruised and bleeding, his chest and arms marked with angry scratch marks from Doflamingo’s earlier assault, and he was only clad in his pants. He felt a rush of adrenaline mixed with pain as he approached the unconscious warlord sprawled on the cobblestones of Dressrosa.

His heart pounded in his ears, and he forced himself to focus on the task at hand. Standing over Doflamingo, he held out his hand, a silent request for Law’s sword. Without a moment's hesitation, Law stepped forward, his expression unreadable as he handed the weapon to Archer.

Archer’s grip tightened around the hilt, a grim smile creeping across his face as he looked down at Doflamingo’s unconscious form. “This is for all the pain you caused,” he murmured, and without further ado, he swung the sword with a swift, practiced motion. The blade sliced cleanly through Doflamingo’s wrists, severing both hands with a sickening thud.

As Doflamingo’s body fell limp, Archer took a deep breath, the weight of the moment hitting him hard. He handed the sword back to Law, feeling the rush of victory wash over him. He turned away, the adrenaline beginning to ebb as the reality of his injuries set in.

Rosinante rushed forward, enveloping Archer in a fierce embrace, as if afraid he would disappear into thin air again. Archer melted into the hug, resting his head against Rosi’s shoulder.

“I’m okay,” he whispered, his voice rough but reassuring. His fingers grazed over Rosinante’s wounds, concern flooding him. “I love you,” he murmured softly, looking into Rosi’s eyes, searching for any sign of fear or doubt.

Rosinante’s grip tightened around him, his expression a mixture of relief and worry. “You scared me,” he replied, his voice trembling slightly. “I thought I lost you.”

Archer shook his head, leaning in closer. “Not a chance. I’m not going anywhere.” He gently brushed his thumb over Rosi’s cheek, his heart swelling with gratitude.

 

 

 

Chapter 55: Fires and Fun

Summary:

Creepy houses
Baths
Weddings
Law plans
Barto is a bro
Party

Notes:

This chapter is dedicated to VulcanRider and Reon23 for their amazing comments that always make me super happy! Thank you for your support :D

Chapter Text

The cleanup was shit. Absolute shit. Debris, bodies, and wounded people littered the streets of Dressrosa like a battlefield aftermath. It felt like the chaos would never end. Archer stood there, his body aching and bandaged, looking over the wreckage. The pain from his “talk” with Doflamingo still gnawed at him, but the sight of Doflamingo’s unconscious form, handless and helpless, gave him a grim satisfaction.

Ace had done his part. Burned the hands to crisp. When the bastard woke up, there’d be no stitching himself back together. Archer took solace in that—Doflamingo would never touch another person again. That thought alone brought a faint, bitter smile to his lips.

As Archer lit a cigarette, taking a long drag to steady himself, Raya approached, her hands covered in blood from treating the wounded. She wasn’t one to mince words, and as usual, she didn’t disappoint.

"You're all patched up, Captain," she said, her eyes flicking to the mess around them. "Rosi too. But you’ve got to stop getting yourselves into this kind of trouble. It’s bad for my drinking schedule."

Archer snorted. "You’ll drink no matter what happens, don’t try to blame us for your habits." He winced, rubbing his side where Doflamingo’s strings had torn through his flesh earlier. "How’s the crew?"

Raya gave him a quick nod. "Everyone’s okay. A few cuts and bruises, but nothing they can’t handle. Giles is singing while helping with the cleanup, if that tells you anything."

"Good. That’s good." Archer took another drag of his cigarette, staring out at the smoldering ruins. "What a mess."

Rosinante walked up behind him, still favoring his own wounds but refusing to show any sign of weakness. He placed a hand on Archer’s shoulder, squeezing gently. "We made it," he said softly, his voice hoarse from both the fighting and the screaming match with Doflamingo. "That’s what matters."

Archer blew out a cloud of smoke, nodding as he glanced back at Rosi. "Yeah, but it sure as hell wasn’t pretty."

The brats were alright too. Thank fuck.

Luffy, out cold, was curled up on the deck of the Thousand Sunny like nothing had happened, sleeping off whatever the hell he called "Gear Fourth." Whatever it was, it had taken Doflamingo out in the end, so Archer wasn’t complaining—though he'd have to ask later how Luffy even came up with that ridiculous move.

Law was a bruised-up mess, but he was standing, tending to some of the other wounded, his face grim but focused. Archer could see the determination in his son’s eyes—he was in pain, but he wouldn’t let it show. Typical Law.

Ace and Sabo walked over, both of them battered, with cuts and bruises from Doflamingo’s strings. Still, they seemed in good spirits, laughing and joking with each other like they hadn't just faced down one of the most dangerous warlords in the world.

Archer took a deep breath, the tension in his chest finally loosening. All in all, they had won. They were still standing. It could have gone a lot worse.

"Raya mentioned the crew’s fine, but how about you brats?" Archer asked, lighting another cigarette, eyeing Ace and Sabo. "You two still in one piece?"

Ace grinned, wiping some dirt from his cheek. "More or less. That bastard’s strings were a pain, but we managed."

Sabo nodded in agreement. "Could’ve been worse. Law did most of the heavy lifting near the end, and Luffy—well, you saw what he did."

Archer huffed a laugh, exhaling smoke. "Yeah, that gear thing. You’re gonna explain what the hell that was, right?"

Ace waved a hand. "Later. Kid’s exhausted now, but he’ll be up and about soon enough, probably bouncing off the walls again."

“Good.” Archer paused, looking around at the damage. “You boys really did a number on him.”

Sabo crossed his arms, glancing toward Doflamingo's handless body. "He deserved every bit of it."

Archer felt Rosinante’s presence beside him, still quiet but standing strong. Archer leaned into him for just a second, their shoulders brushing.

 

Law approached with a dark-haired woman by his side, Archer straightened up, his golden eyes sharp as he flicked the last bit of his cigarette away. The woman introduced herself as Viola. Archer raised an eyebrow, intrigued when she asked for a word.

Rosinante shot Archer a curious look, but both of them followed Viola to a quieter corner of the plaza, away from the chaos of the cleanup.

Viola wrung her hands nervously, her gaze dropping to the ground before she began to speak. "I—I was forced to work for Doflamingo. But... I'm also a member of the royal family here in Dressrosa."

Archer raised an eyebrow, crossing his arms. "A royal, huh? What’s this got to do with us?"

Viola rubbed her arms as if trying to shield herself from the memory she was about to share. "Doflamingo... he had this obsession with you, Archer. From the moment you entered the Grand Line, he was watching you. He had people follow your every move—especially yours, Archer. There are... pictures. Many pictures. He’d spend hours locked away, looking at them. Caressing the ones of you... cursing the ones with Rosinante." Her voice faltered, and she dared a glance up at them.

Archer’s stomach twisted. The mention of those pictures made his skin crawl. His mind flashed back to the dark room, walls covered in those images, Doflamingo’s hands on him... He clenched his fists, trying to push down the bile rising in his throat.

Lost for words, he glanced at Rosinante. Rosi looked just as shaken, but there was a fire in his eyes that wasn’t there before. He turned to Viola, his voice low but steady. "We’ve been to that house. Seen what he’s done. We’re burning it down."

Viola nodded, her expression full of sorrow. "I’m sorry. I didn’t know how to stop him... or what to do. He was..." She trailed off, shaking her head before turning to leave.

Archer let out a slow breath, running a hand through his hair, still reeling from everything she'd said. He hadn’t realized the extent of Doflamingo’s madness, and now that he did, it left a pit in his stomach.

"Rosi..." Archer began, his voice barely above a whisper.

Rosinante pulled Archer close, wrapping an arm around his shoulder, his touch gentle despite the tension in the air. “I know,” he said, his voice strained but full of love.

 

Archer sighed heavily, rubbing his face with his hands as he leaned back against the worn stone wall. He glanced over at Rosinante and Ace, the two of them quietly talking as they prepared to leave for that cursed house. Archer couldn’t stomach the thought of going back there. The memories were too fresh, too raw. He had already felt the weight of Doflamingo's twisted obsession clawing at him earlier—he wasn’t going to put himself through that again.

“Rosi,” Archer muttered, his voice rough. “I can’t... I can’t go near it.”

Rosinante, ever understanding, gave a simple nod. “We’ll take care of it. Just rest, Archer.”

As they walked away, Archer sat down on the dusty ground, his head dropping into his hands. He was exhausted—bone tired. The adrenaline of the fight was wearing off, and the reality of everything was sinking in. His body ached, his mind a mess of tangled thoughts.

Just as he was about to spiral deeper into his fatigue, a familiar voice broke through the silence.

“Yo, Archer!” Bartolomeo, bruised and bloodied but grinning like a maniac, plopped down beside him, leaning against the wall. “Looks like you got your ass kicked pretty bad, huh?”

Archer glanced at him, a tired grin tugging at his lips. “Fuck off, Barto. You’re not looking too hot yourself.”

Bartolomeo laughed, the sound a little too loud but full of that unshakable energy he always seemed to carry. “Eh, I’ve had worse. You should see the other guys. They look like mashed potatoes!”

Archer couldn’t help it—he laughed. The kind of laugh that started slow but grew, a welcome release of tension. Barto had that effect on people, and for once, Archer was grateful.

They sat there for a while, Barto cracking jokes about the various chaos they had just lived through, some about the ridiculousness of the Doflamingo fight, others about the bizarre happenings in Dressrosa. It felt good to laugh after everything.

Before long, Timble wandered over, his small frame still covered in dirt and grime from the battle. But there was a wide smile on his face, and beside him... Archer blinked in disbelief. The dwarfs who had hidden in Robin’s bra earlier were with him, one of them excitedly chatting with Timble.

"Archer, you’re not gonna believe this," Timble said, almost bouncing with excitement. “This guy, Leo—he’s my cousin!”

Archer stared at him, utterly baffled. “Your cousin?”

“Yeah! Crazy, right?” Timble said, laughing as Leo gave a proud nod, confirming their unexpected familial connection.

“Dressrosa’s full of surprises,” Archer muttered, shaking his head with a grin.

As he sat there, surrounded by laughter, jokes, and newfound family members, Archer felt a little lighter. Even if it was just for a moment, the weight of everything lifted, and he could breathe again.

Archer stood up, stretching his stiff limbs. His muscles still ached, and his mind was a swirl of exhaustion, but he couldn’t just sit still. He needed to check on the others—the rest of the Roaring Pirates and Straw Hats. They had all been through hell, and even though they were a tough bunch, they weren’t invincible. Plus, there was the unsettling trail of smoke in the distance.

He knew what it meant.

Ace and Rosinante had already done the deed, burning Doflamingo’s sick little shrine of a house down to ash. Archer felt a knot of tension ease in his chest. That part of the nightmare was over, at least.

Barto, who had somehow glued himself to Archer’s side, was still babbling on about the fight, gesturing wildly and making exaggerated sound effects. “So, like, when you cut off that bastard’s hands, I was like, ‘That’s the most badass thing I’ve ever seen!’ You really gotta sign my wanted poster later, man. Please, please, please?”

Archer shot him a sideways look. “You really want me to sign that thing? You’re nuts, Barto.”

“Absolutely!” Bartolomeo grinned, completely unfazed. “It would be my most prized possession!”

Archer chuckled, shaking his head. “You’re a crazy bastard, you know that?”

“Hell yeah, I am!”

They continued walking, checking on the crew. Everyone seemed to be either resting or tending to the aftermath of the battle. Despite the bruises, scrapes, and everything else, they were all alive and kicking, which was more than enough for Archer.

Then, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted something pink. He turned and saw Rebecca. Before he could say a word, she rushed forward and hugged him tightly.

Archer blinked in surprise but quickly wrapped his arms around her, returning the hug. “Hey, kid. You alright?”

Rebecca looked up at him with a soft smile, her eyes a little brighter despite everything. “Yeah, I’m okay. Thanks to you. I wanted to thank you for everything… and I want to introduce you to someone.”

Archer raised an eyebrow, intrigued. “Someone?”

Rebecca nodded and motioned for him to follow her. They walked a short distance, and then Archer found himself face-to-face with a man he’d never seen before—though there was something familiar in the man’s posture, the way he carried himself.

“This is my father,” Rebecca said quietly, her voice filled with pride. “He… he was a toy before, but now he’s back.”

The man—Kyros, Archer realized—stood tall, his expression grateful but guarded. He looked Archer in the eye and gave a small nod of respect. “I’ve heard a lot about you, Portgas D. Archer. My daughter told me how you protected her, how you helped when things were darkest.”

Archer scratched the back of his head, a bit embarrassed by the praise. “Eh, I just did what anyone else would’ve done. She’s tough, your daughter. Didn’t need much help from me.”

Rebecca blushed at that, but she smiled, clearly touched. “I wouldn’t have made it without you, Archer. And I’ll never forget what you did.”

Kyros gave Archer another respectful nod, and for a moment, the weight of the past few days seemed to lift.

“You take care of yourself, princess,” Archer said, winking at Rebecca.

She grinned, looking a little embarrassed but grateful. “You too, Archer.”

As they parted ways, Archer watched as Rebecca and her father disappeared into the crowd, his heart a little lighter. He turned to Bartolomeo, who had been watching the whole scene with wide, starry eyes.

“Man,” Barto whispered in awe. “You’re even cooler than I thought.”

Archer just shook his head, smirking. “Yeah, yeah. Come on, let’s keep moving.”

 

Archer finally boarded the Silence, feeling like a walking disaster. His body ached, his head was spinning, and he desperately needed to wash off the grime from everything that had happened. As he stepped onto the deck, he spotted Raya and Gin sitting together, laughing over drinks. Despite his exhaustion, he managed a small smile. At least they were okay.

“Hey, you two,” Archer greeted as he walked over, and both of them immediately got up to give him a tight hug, grinning from ear to ear.

“Look who it is!” Raya teased, raising her drink.

 “Hey, Raya, any chance you know how to get this damn black dye out of my hair?”

Raya’s smirk was immediate, and she shook her head, amused. “Use soap, you idiot,” she replied, sipping her drink. “It’s not rocket science.”

Archer snorted. “Soap, huh? Genius advice, Raya. What would I do without you?”

“Probably walk around with black hair for the rest of your life,” she quipped, and Gin burst into laughter beside her.

“Alright, alright,” Archer grumbled with a playful grin. “I’ll take your expert advice.”

With that, he headed straight for the shower, stripping off his clothes and stepping under the hot water. As the steam rose around him, he scrubbed vigorously, watching as the black water swirled down the drain, taking with it the remnants of the fight and the chaos.

He heard the door creak open and turned slightly to see Rosinante slipping in, his expression soft but a little curious. His blond hair was a mess, and he still looked like he’d been through hell, but he was here.

Rosinante glanced at the water, then back at Archer. “What are you doing?” he asked with a small, amused smile.

Archer grinned. “Washing out that stupid black dye. Figured it was time to get back to normal.”

Rosi chuckled softly, stepping closer. “You need help with that?”

Without waiting for an answer, Rosinante grabbed the soap and began scrubbing at Archer’s hair, his touch gentle but firm. Archer leaned back into him, letting out a soft sigh as Rosi worked the dye out, the water slowly turning clearer. The warmth of the shower, combined with Rosinante’s presence, was like a balm for Archer’s weary soul.

“You okay?” Rosinante asked after a few moments, his voice low and concerned.

Archer didn’t answer right away. He didn’t really know how to. There was a lot he wanted to say, a lot he wanted to process, but for now, he just nodded. “I will be.”

Rosinante smiled softly and ran his fingers through Archer’s hair, making sure all the dye was gone. “Good. I’ve got you, okay?”

Archer turned to face him, eyes meeting Rosi’s. “I know,” he whispered, grateful beyond words.

Archer placed his arms around Rosinante’s neck, pulling him close. The hot water continued to cascade down their bodies, but Archer’s focus was solely on the man in front of him. He leaned in close, his lips brushing against Rosi’s ear as he whispered, "Marry me."

Rosinante froze, his eyes wide with surprise. It had been years since Rosinante had proposed, and they had never followed through. The life they lived, always on the move, never seemed to give them the right moment—or maybe they’d both just let it slip by, comfortable in what they already had. But now, with everything they had been through, with their sons and crew around them, Archer’s words carried a weight neither of them could ignore.

"Are you sure?" Rosinante asked, his voice a little shaky, his eyes searching Archer’s face.

Archer nodded, his expression soft but determined. “Yeah. All our kids are here, our crew’s with us. What more do we need? Besides each other?”

Rosinante stared at him for a moment longer before a slow, radiant smile spread across his face. He leaned in and kissed Archer, a deep, loving kiss filled with years of unspoken promises. When they finally pulled away, Rosinante rested his forehead against Archer’s, whispering, “Yes.”

Just then, from outside the bathroom door, they heard a loud and familiar voice yell, "FINALLY!"

Archer rolled his eyes, grinning despite himself. "Ace, piss off!" he yelled, his voice echoing through the door.

Ace’s laughter boomed from the other side. “Come on, you guys! Took you long enough!”

Archer groaned and dropped his head onto Rosinante’s shoulder, but he was laughing now, too. “Can’t even have one quiet moment.”

Rosinante chuckled, still holding Archer close. “Well, we should’ve known. It’s impossible to keep anything from them.”

 

Ace, that little fucker, of course, went and told everyone. The brat couldn't keep his mouth shut if his life depended on it. Archer wasn’t even surprised when, within minutes, the entire crew knew about the wedding. People started throwing out ideas left and right, and before he could say a word, Law straightened up, pulling a notepad from... well, Archer wasn’t quite sure where Law kept that thing, but it was always there when he needed it.

“Alright, we’re doing this right,” Law announced, scribbling furiously while Raya hovered over his shoulder, already discussing details. They were brutal, those two, bouncing ideas off each other like they were planning a military operation.

"Oi! We said simple," Archer cut in, raising his hands. “No frills, no extravagance. Got it?”

For once, they actually listened. A miracle, really.

Law, now in full general mode, began assigning tasks like a man on a mission. “Sanji, Gin, you two are in charge of food.” The chefs exchanged grins, already plotting something delicious.

“Nami, Robin, Usopp, Chopper” Law continued, pointing at each of them, “decorations. Keep it elegant and subtle. No flashy nonsense.”

Usopp saluted dramatically, “You can count on us!”

“Brook, Giles,” Law went on, “music and entertainment. We need something classy for once, not a tavern brawl.”

Brook let out one of his signature cackles. “Leave it to me! Yohoho!”

“Franky, Sabo,” Law said, flipping to another page, “get us tables and chairs. Make it functional.”

“SUPER!” Franky exclaimed, striking a ridiculous pose, while Sabo grinned and gave a thumbs-up.

“And Zoro, Timble,” Law finished, “you’re on booze duty. Get something that won’t make everyone blind.”

Zoro grunted, clearly more excited about the task than he was letting on.

Finally, Law turned to Archer and Rosinante. “Who’s officiating?”

Archer’s grin was instant. “Barto.”

The second the words left his mouth, Barto erupted into a whirlwind of happy tears and excitement, dancing around the deck like a hyperactive kid on too much sugar. “I can’t believe it! I’m officiating for  my idols! This is the greatest moment of my entire life!”

Archer rolled his eyes, though he was laughing too. “Someone keep him from passing out before the ceremony, yeah?”

Law sighed, rubbing his temples, but even he couldn’t hide the smirk forming on his lips. “Alright, alright. Let’s keep this mess contained.” He glanced at Luffy, then at Ace. “My job, it seems, is to keep Luffy from eating everything before the wedding and Ace from setting the damn ship on fire.”

“Good luck with that,” Archer said with a snort, clapping Law on the shoulder. “You’ve got the hardest job of all.”

As the planning frenzy continued, Archer glanced over at Rosinante, who was watching the madness with an amused smile. Their eyes met, and Archer felt that same warmth he always did when he looked at him, knowing that despite all the insanity around them, they were about to tie the knot with the people they loved most right there with them.

What more could they ask for?

 

Night came quicker than Archer thought, the sun dipping below the horizon and painting the sky in shades of orange and purple. Before he could fully comprehend the chaos of the day, he found himself being unceremoniously dragged into Raya’s cabin by her and a blond dude he learned was named Cavendish.

“Come on, Archer! We have to get you ready!” Raya exclaimed, a mischievous glint in her eyes.

Cavendish chimed in, “We can’t have the groom looking like he just rolled out of bed, now can we?” He began pulling out an assortment of clothes, fabrics, and what looked like an entire beauty supply store.

Archer was lost. “What the fuck is all this? Can’t I just wear my normal clothes?”

He was met with twin smacks—one from each of them. “No!” they chorused, and Archer could only roll his eyes, resigned to the chaos.

In the end, they settled on a pair of sleek black pants and a red shirt that hugged his frame just right. It was far from his usual getup, but he had to admit it felt... decent.

“Now for your hair,” Raya said with a smirk, pulling out some sort of product that smelled like flowers and trouble. Cavendish was all too eager to help, combing through Archer’s hair with more enthusiasm than he expected.

“Who’s with Rosinante?” Archer asked, feeling a pang of curiosity and a hint of anxiety about his partner’s preparations.

“Law and Giles!” Raya said, her grin widening. The thought of Law being all serious while helping Rosi made Archer laugh out loud. “And poor Sabo is on Luffy and Ace duty, trying to keep them from turning the ship into a bonfire.”

“Godspeed, Sabo,” Archer muttered, shaking his head. The thought of his sons causing havoc was almost comical, especially with Sabo caught in the middle of it.

“Alright, you look fabulous,” Raya said, giving him a playful shove. “Now go on! You need to meet Rosinante before the ceremony!”

 

The ceremony would take place on the beach, the golden sand stretching beneath the sun as waves gently lapped at the shore. Archer felt a rush of emotions as he spotted Rosinante standing there, looking absolutely stunning. His tall frame was adorned in a crisp white shirt that accentuated his broad shoulders, and his hair caught the light just right, making him look like a vision Archer had only dreamed of.

“Shit, you look good,” Archer said, unable to contain his grin as he walked hand in hand with Rosi toward the makeshift canopy. Seriously, how fast did Franky build that thing? It was a marvel, an odd yet impressive structure that somehow fit right into the vibrant atmosphere.

As they approached, Archer’s heart swelled with joy. Their kids were standing right in front—Ace, holding hands with Sanji; Luffy, hugging Law tightly while sporting a bright grin; and a beaming Sabo, who looked like he was about to burst from excitement. Behind them stood the Roaring Pirates and Straw Hats, a raucous mix of personalities all beaming at the couple. Rebecca was there, too, alongside her father, aunt, and grandfather, looking like a princess with her bright smile.

And there were the familiar faces of Cavendish and his crew, the Barto Club, Momonosuke and his father, the Dwarfs—everyone Archer had come to care for deeply. It felt like a small army of love and support had gathered just for them.

Archer’s gaze fell upon Bartolomeo, who was already crying like a fountain in front of the canopy. “It’s gonna be fun!” Archer chuckled, nudging Rosinante.

As if on cue, Brook began to play a lovely tune on his violin, the notes dancing through the air like the gentle sea breeze. Archer felt the melody wrap around him, soothing his nerves as he prepared to say the words that would bind him and Rosinante together for life.

“Ready?” Rosi whispered, squeezing Archer's hand gently.

“More than ever,” Archer replied, stealing a glance at their children, who looked just as excited as he felt.

With one last deep breath, they stepped up to the canopy, ready to begin this new chapter of their lives surrounded by those they loved most.

Bartolomeo stepped up, all bright-eyed and animated, and immediately began his passionate spiel about love and marriage in that hilariously over-the-top way that only he could manage. “Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round! Today, we celebrate the union of two absolutely fabulous men! Love is like a treasure map, leading us on wild adventures, filled with unexpected twists and turns—like a game of dodgeball on the Grand Line!” He gestured wildly, his arms flailing as he painted an exaggerated picture of romance that had everyone laughing.

“And just like any treasure hunt, sometimes you find gold, and sometimes you find… well, let’s just say ‘less desirable’ things! But look at these two!” he exclaimed, pointing at Archer and Rosinante. “Together, they are the ultimate prize! A dynamic duo who have fought side by side through thick and thin! You might say they’re like peanut butter and jelly, or maybe like rum and more rum!”

Archer couldn’t help but laugh, exchanging a glance with Rosinante, who looked amused but also a touch embarrassed. Barto continued, “So, let’s skip to the part where I ask the most important question! Do you, Portgas D. Archer, take this man, Donquixote Rosinante, to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love, cherish, and annoy for all eternity?”

“I do!” Archer responded, the warmth in his chest swelling as he felt the weight of his commitment.

“And do you, Donquixote Rosinante, take this man, Portgas D. Archer, to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love, cherish, and occasionally hide from?” Barto grinned, obviously enjoying his role as the officiant.

“I do!” Rosinante said, his eyes shining with joy as he gazed at Archer.

“Then by the power vested in me by absolutely nobody, I hereby declare you husbands!” Barto shouted, his arms raised high as if he had just won a grand battle.

The crowd erupted into cheers, clapping and whistling. Archer felt his heart racing as he turned to Rosinante. Time seemed to stand still as they leaned in closer, eyes locked, the world around them fading away.

And then, with a soft smile and the warmth of a thousand sunsets, their lips met in a tender kiss, sealing their vows. The moment was electric, filled with love and laughter, and as they pulled away, they were greeted by the joyful shouts and applause from their family and friends.

“Woohoo! Finally!” Ace yelled, pumping his fist in the air, while Luffy cheered, “Let’s party!”

 

The party had transformed into a riot of laughter and celebration, with everyone dancing, drinking, and letting the joyous atmosphere wash over them. The air was thick with the scent of delicious food prepared by Sanji and Gin, and the sound of clinking glasses filled the space, punctuated by joyous shouts.

But just as Archer was getting lost in the moment, the four boys—their “brats”—stood up on a makeshift platform, calling for everyone’s attention. Archer exchanged a glance with Rosinante, sensing mischief brewing.

“Hey, everyone!” Ace shouted, standing tall with a confident grin. “We’ve got something to say to our dads!”

Archer felt a rush of warmth as he squeezed Rosinante’s hand. Ace took a deep breath, his expression shifting to one of sincerity. “You all know the story of how I was kidnapped by birth, and dad left everything behind to get me back” he began, looking out at the crowd. “He found me and loved me. papa joined later, and they both loved me and protected me. They have saved my ass more times than I can count, and I want them to know how much I love them.”

A wave of “aww” rippled through the crowd, and Archer’s heart swelled with pride.

Next, Sabo stepped up, his usual mischievousness replaced by a heartfelt sincerity. “I ran away from home and met Ace and Luffy, and then I met dad and papa. They adopted me, gave me a family, and loved me like I was their own. I’m molded by their love, and I can’t express how much that means to me.”

Archer felt a lump form in his throat, overwhelmed by the sheer magnitude of their words.

Then came Law, who cleared his throat and straightened his posture, looking serious. “Papa saved my life,” he began, and the crowd fell silent, captivated. “He took down a bastion of pirates dressed in a feather boa, with a cigarette hanging from his mouth and a bazooka slung over his shoulder. You think I’m joking, but I’m dead serious.” Laughter erupted at the mental image, and even Archer couldn’t help but chuckle. “He almost died because of me, but he and dad searched for me for years. They never gave up on me, and for that, I love them.”

Finally, Luffy hopped up, a piece of meat clutched in his hand. He chewed loudly, then grinned wide, his eyes sparkling with mischief. “I was dumped at Dadans by my grandfather,” he said, pausing for dramatic effect. “I was scared of dad and papa at first. I thought they were gonna eat me!”

Archer rolled his eyes but couldn’t suppress a smile as Luffy continued, “But seriously, they’re the best dads in the whole world! No matter what happens, I know they’ll always be there for us.”

Ace chimed in, “Even though they do their best to traumatize us—”

“Hey!” Rosinante yelled, trying to sound indignant but failing miserably. “You could at least learn to knock!”

The entire crowd burst into laughter, the joy infectious, and Archer felt a wave of love wash over him. He looked at Rosinante, who was grinning widely, his eyes shining with pride and affection for their boys.

As the party continued to buzz around them, Archer found himself nestled comfortably between Rosinante and their boys, the warmth of the celebration wrapping around them like a cozy blanket. They had snagged a spot under a palm tree, a perfect vantage point to watch the festivities unfold.

Raya and Nami soon joined them, plopping down beside Archer with drinks in hand. “So, have you two decided on a last name?” Nami asked, a teasing glint in her eye.

Without missing a beat, Rosinante replied, “Portgas.” His tone was serious, but a hint of mischief danced on his lips, and Archer couldn’t help but smile wider.

Raya’s eyebrows shot up. “But Rosi, you don’t have a ‘D’ in your name!” she exclaimed, leaning forward with an amused look on her face.

Archer, ever the opportunist for a joke, muttered with a smirk, “Oh, he’s got the D alright.”

Immediately, Rosinante’s face flushed a bright shade of crimson, and he shot Archer a wide-eyed look of surprise. The boys groaned dramatically, sinking into their spots as if they were sinking into the ground in embarrassment.

“Oh my god, you’re terrible!” Ace exclaimed, covering his face with his hands while Sabo cackled. Luffy just grinned, clearly enjoying the spectacle, while Law rolled his eyes, trying to suppress a smile.

Raya and Nami, however, erupted into laughter, their giggles infectious as they leaned against each other for support.

“Seriously, you two are a mess,” Nami said, wiping tears of laughter from her eyes. “But you know what? It fits perfectly! You both are such a pair.”

Rosinante, still blushing, leaned into Archer slightly, attempting to hide his face. “Can you please stop?” he mumbled, though the playful tone in his voice gave him away.

Archer chuckled, pulling Rosinante closer. “Never. This is too good.”

Luffy, with a mouthful of meat, suddenly piped up, “Hey! Sabo doesn’t have a last name!”

Archer shot a look at his son, raising an eyebrow. “Of course he does! What kind of nonsense is that?”

Sabo’s eyes widened in confusion. “What? I don’t have a last name,” he protested, glancing between Luffy and Archer.

Archer couldn’t help but grin. “Oh, yes you do! It’s Portgas, of course!”

Sabo blinked, processing the words, and then a broad smile spread across his face. “Portgas? Really?”

“Absolutely,” Archer replied, throwing an arm around Sabo’s shoulder. “You’re one of us, buddy. Family means everything.”

Rosinante nodded in agreement, his smile softening as he looked at Sabo. “You’re our son, Sabo. No matter what, you belong with us.”

Sabo’s expression transformed from surprise to pure joy, his eyes shimmering with emotion. “I… I love that!” he exclaimed, looking between Archer and Rosinante, who both beamed back at him.

 

Archer pulled Rosinante up from the sand, a mischievous glint in his eye. “Let’s make a run for it,” he whispered, an enticing smile spreading across his face.

Rosinante’s eyes sparkled with the thrill of adventure. Nodding, he squeezed Archer’s hand as they quietly slipped away from the celebration, eager to escape for a moment of their own.

As they made their way toward the Silence, they couldn’t help but take in the scene unfolding around them. Barto was twirling a blushing Cavendish, the two caught up in a lively dance that had everyone chuckling. “Who would’ve have thought?” Archer murmured, shaking his head with an amused grin.

Nearby, Giles was hauling a drunken Raya over his shoulder, her laughter ringing out as she swayed in and out of consciousness. Usopp was struggling to balance a sleeping Chopper in his arms, looking both determined and slightly panicked.

“Looks like they’re having a wild time,” Rosinante chuckled, motioning toward Brook, who was serenading everyone with a lively tune on his violin.

Franky swung Robin around in an energetic dance, her laughter blending harmoniously with the music. “They’re really getting into the spirit, huh?” Archer said, appreciating the scene.

“Yeah, and look at Law!” Rosinante pointed, spotting Law and Rebecca dancing together, both of them looking surprisingly relaxed. “Go, Law! Who knew he could move like that?”

Archer laughed, shaking his head. “He’s got some hidden talents, it seems.”

Further along the beach, he caught sight of Gin dancing with Viola, their faces lit up with joy. Sanji and Ace were lost in their own world, making out by the buffet, and Archer couldn’t help but snicker. “And he says we are the once traumatizing him.”

Just then, Archer noticed, Zoro, and Nami sharing a spontaneous kiss, which made him stop in his tracks. “What the hell?” he exclaimed, blinking in disbelief. “Did I just see that?”

“Apparently, this evening is full of surprises,” Rosinante said with a laugh, shaking his head as they continued walking.

As they stepped onto the Silence, Archer couldn't contain his excitement any longer. He spun around to face Rosinante, throwing his arms around him in a tight hug. "We are married!" he exclaimed, a huge grin lighting up his face.

 

 

Chapter 56: News for all

Summary:

Weddig night
The crew
Zeff being Zeff
News
Timble

Chapter Text

 

Archer couldn't help the laugh that escaped him as Rosinante swung him up into his arms, cradling him bridal style. The exhilaration of the day still buzzed in the air, making everything feel light and magical. Rosinante grinned at him, eyes sparkling with mischief as he bolted toward their cabin.

“Hold on tight!” he declared, his voice a mixture of excitement.

Archer wrapped his arms around Rosinante’s neck, their laughter echoing down the hallway.

Rosinante kicked the cabin door open with a swift motion, only for a whirlwind of energy to erupt from within. Timble, Nugget flapping excitedly behind him, and no fewer than five dwarfs burst from the room, all giggling like a bunch of mischievous sprites.

“Surprise!” Timble shouted, waving his arms in the air as if he’d just unveiled a masterpiece.

The sight made Archer’s heart swell. “What are you little rascals up to?” he asked, bemusement etched across his features.

Before anyone could answer, Rosinante set Archer down gently on the wooden floor. The moment was fleeting as Timble and the dwarfs dashed out of the cabin, still bubbling with laughter, leaving the door swinging behind them.

As silence enveloped the room, Archer turned to take in the scene. The soft glow of countless candles illuminated the cabin, casting a warm, romantic light over everything. Rose petals scattered across the bed.

“Wow,” Archer breathed, a soft smile creeping onto his lips. “They really went all out.”

“They really did,” Rosinante replied, his tone playful as he glanced around. “Those little troublemakers have a knack for making things feel special.”

Archer stepped closer to the bed, taking in the ambiance. “It’s perfect,” he murmured, turning to meet Rosinante’s gaze. “But I think I like it better when it’s just us.”

Rosinante took a step forward, closing the distance between them. “I couldn’t agree more.” His voice was low, dripping with affection as he reached for Archer’s hand, intertwining their fingers.

The world outside faded away as Rosinante pulled Archer into his embrace. Archer could feel the warmth radiating from him, grounding him in a way that always felt like home. Rosinante leaned in, brushing his lips softly against Archer’s, a hesitant yet eager exploration that sent shivers down Archer’s spine.

“Just us,” Archer echoed, his heart racing as he leaned into the kiss, deepening it. The petals beneath their feet crunched softly as they swayed closer together, the fragrance of roses filling the air, mingling with the lingering scents of the evening.

Rosinante approached Archer slowly, his eyes never leaving his husband's face. "You look breathtaking," he whispered, his deep voice sending shivers down Archer's spine. Archer smiled, his cheeks flushing with pleasure.

He loved how Rosinante could make him feel desired with just a few words. Without warning, Rosinante pulled Archer into a passionate kiss, his lips demanding and hungry. Archer melted into the embrace, his hands running through Rosinante's soft hair.

Their tongues danced, exploring each other's mouths with growing urgency. Rosinante's hands roamed over Archer's body, tracing the contours of his muscles, making him squirm with pleasure. Rosinante gently pushed Archer onto the soft sheets, his strong hands caressing Archer's thighs as he slowly removed his clothes.

"You're so beautiful." Rosinante murmured, his fingers trailing up Archer's inner thighs, making him squirm with anticipation. Archer let out a soft moan as Rosinante's skilled fingers found their way to his sensitive entrance.

He was already hard and leaking, his body responding eagerly to Rosinante's touch. Rosinante's preparation was thorough, his fingers stretching and teasing Archer's hole, making him beg for more.

Rosinante lifted Archer's legs, placing them over his broad shoulders, exposing Archer's quivering hole. He lined up his thick, hard cock and slowly pushed inside, inch by delicious inch. Archer gasped, his body stretching to accommodate Rosinante's impressive size. "Oh, fuck!" Archer cried out as Rosinante's cock hit his prostate for the first time.

"Yes, right there!" Rosinante began to move, his powerful thighs flexing as he thrust in and out, hitting Archer's sweet spot with every stroke. Archer's head thrashed from side to side as pleasure coursed through his body. He loved the feeling of being completely filled by his husband, the sensation of Rosinante's cock sliding in and out of his tight hole.

"You feel so good, Archer," Rosinante grunted, his face contorted with pleasure. "So tight around me." Archer's hands gripped the headboard, his knuckles turning white as he struggled to contain the overwhelming pleasure. Rosinante's dominant nature was on full display as he pounded into Archer, his hips snapping forward with relentless force.

The bed creaked in rhythm with their passionate movements. "I'm close," Archer panted, his voice hoarse. "I'm gonna cum!" Rosinante's eyes widened. He wanted Archer to climax with him, to share that moment of pure ecstasy. He increased his pace, his cock pounding into Archer's prostate with merciless intensity.

The world spun for a moment as Archer's orgasm consumed him. He felt himself slipping into darkness, his body overwhelmed by the intensity of his release.

Rosinante's strong arms held him close, their hearts pounding in sync as they both rode the waves of pleasure. When Archer came back to his senses, he found himself cradled in Rosinante's embrace, their sweat-slicked bodies entangled. He smiled, his heart overflowing with love and satisfaction.

 

The sun peeked through the portholes of their cabin, casting a warm glow that contrasted sharply with the chaos erupting outside. Archer jolted awake, the sound of furious shouting slicing through the morning calm. He glanced over at Rosinante, who was still groggy but alert enough to sense the urgency in the air.

“Gin?” Archer muttered, sitting up and throwing on a pair of pants in record time. Rosinante was right beside him, his expression shifting from sleepiness to concern as they rushed out onto the deck.

They burst onto the deck of the Silence, where a scene of frenetic activity unfolded before them. Crew members dashed about, and in the midst of it all stood Gin, his usual calm demeanor shattered. “Five Marine ships are coming in!” Gin shouted, eyes wide. “And one of them is an admiral’s ship!”

“What?!” Archer exclaimed, his heart racing. He looked to Rosinante, who wore an equally serious expression.

“Let’s move!” Rosinante commanded, and Archer nodded.

In a flash, Archer transformed into his Grizzly form, towering and powerful. He let out a deep, resonant roar that echoed across the waters, designed to alert their allies on the Thousand Sunny.

Both crews gathered in the main plaza, the atmosphere thick with tension and anticipation as they awaited the arrival of the Marines. Archer stood at the forefront alongside Rosinante, the sun shining brightly above them, casting sharp shadows on the cobblestone streets of Dressrosa.

“Looks like we’re in for a show,” Archer muttered, his eyes scanning the horizon for any signs of the approaching ships.

“I just hope it’s not a total mess,” Rosinante replied, his expression serious.

As the ships docked, they caught sight of the imposing figure stepping off the lead vessel: Admiral Fujitora. Archer could feel the tension in the air as he surveyed the two crews, the Straw Hats and the Roaring Pirates, standing united against the Marine presence.

Fujitora approached, flanked by several Marines, and nodded to the gathered crews. “I’ve heard much about what happened here in Dressrosa,” he began, his voice calm yet powerful. “The king of Dressrosa, princess Viola and princess Rebecca, informed me of how you defeated Doflamingo and saved this city.”

Rosinante remained silent, his posture rigid as he met the admiral's gaze.

“Since you are a Donquixote and the brother of Doflamingo,” Fujitora continued, “I must ask if you wish to speak on his behalf before he is taken to Impel Down.”

With hard eyes, Rosinante shook his head firmly. “No. My name is now Portgas Rosinante. I won’t speak for him ever.”

Fujitora paused, a hint of respect in his demeanor. “Congratulations on your marriage,” he replied, and Archer sensed the tension shifting slightly in their favor. “However, I must inform you that you have four hours to leave Dressrosa. After that, I’ll be forced to hunt you down.”

With a nod from the admiral, the Marines moved in, dragging the still-belligerent Doflamingo to their ship. The sight of Doflamingo in chains sent a jolt through Archer and Rosinante, but they stood tall.

As the marines pulled Doflamingo past them, he suddenly roared in a fury, his eyes wild with rage. “You think you can just take me away? Archer belongs to me! You’re a thief, Rosinante! I’ll kill you both!”

The words hung in the air, heavy with malice, and Archer felt his temper flare. He took a step forward, ready to defend Rosinante, but before he could act, Fujitora swiftly intervened. With a flick of his wrist, a powerful force sent Doflamingo crashing to the ground, knocking him unconscious.

“Enough!” Fujitora declared, his tone brooking no argument. “You’ve caused enough trouble already. It’s time for you to face the consequences of your actions.”

As Doflamingo lay silent, Archer turned to Rosinante, who wore a conflicted expression. “You okay?” Archer asked softly, placing a reassuring hand on his shoulder.

“I am now,” Rosinante replied, a faint smile breaking through the tension. “We’re free of him for good.”

 

Saying goodbye was always a bittersweet moment, and this time was no different. Archer stood on the dock with Rosinante, surrounded by friends who had become family. He felt the weight of the moment settle in, knowing they would be setting sail again soon.

Bartolomeo was the first to approach, tears streaming down his face. “I can’t believe you’re leaving!” he cried, throwing his arms around Archer in a tight hug. Archer chuckled, clapping the man on his back. “Come on, Barto, don’t be such a softie!” he teased, but the warmth of the embrace was undeniable.

After pulling away, Bartolomeo held out Archers wanted poster, a huge grin on his face mixed with sniffles. “Please, can you sign it?” he asked, practically bouncing on his toes. Archer obliged, scrawling his name with a flourish and adding a few encouraging words before handing it back. Barto beamed like it was the greatest treasure he’d ever received.

Next, Archer turned to Viola and Rebecca, who stood together. “I’m going to miss you guys,” he admitted, pulling Viola in for a warm embrace.

“You’ve made quite an impression here,” Viola said, her voice soft. “We’ll be waiting for your return, Archer.”

As he stepped back, Rebecca stepped forward, her eyes shining with unshed tears. “I wish you weren’t gay!” she exclaimed, wrapping her arms around him tightly. “You would’ve made an amazing consort!”

Archer laughed, his heart lightening. “Well, I do have three sons who are single,” he pointed out, glancing playfully at Law, Sabo, and Luffy, who had been standing a few steps away, trying to look inconspicuous.

At the mention of their names, Rebecca’s eyes widened in surprise. “What?! They are all single?” she exclaimed, turning her gaze to the boys just as they realized they were being watched. In an instant, all three of them hurried away, trying to escape Rebecca’s inquisitive stare.

“Hey! Where do you think you’re going?” Archer called out, laughing. The sight of his sons fleeing from Rebecca’s sudden interest only made the moment more lighthearted.

Rosinante stepped beside Archer, shaking his head with an amused smile. “You just had to mention them, didn’t you?” he said, watching the boys escape with a mix of pride and exasperation.

“Of course!” Archer replied, grinning. “Can’t let them get away that easily. They need to learn how to handle a lady!”

 

Luffy, grinning from ear to ear, suddenly announced something that made Archer's brow furrow. “Dads! I’ve formed the Straw Hat Grand Fleet!” he declared, puffing out his chest proudly.

“Wait, what?” Archer exclaimed, crossing his arms skeptically. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

Luffy beamed. “It means I have a bunch of crews backing us up! Barto, Cavendish, Timble’s cousin—everyone!”

“That little brat,” Archer muttered, a mix of pride and exasperation flooding through him. He couldn’t help but grin. “I swear, he’s going to give me gray hair.”

Sabo stepped forward, a mischievous glint in his eye. “Speaking of little brats, I have to head back to the Revolutionaries,” he said, his tone teasing. Archer groaned, rolling his eyes dramatically.

Sabo laughed, clearly enjoying his father’s reaction. “I know how you feel about the Revolution, Dad. But I’ve got to do this.”

Archer let out a huff. “Just promise me you’ll be careful. I don’t want to hear about you getting into trouble, okay?”

“Oh, you know me,” Sabo grinned, mischief in his voice. “Ivankov is scared shitless of you, you know.”

Archer raised an eyebrow, intrigued. “What did I do now?”

Sabo leaned in, lowering his voice dramatically. “He told me that you threatened to burn down Kamabakka island.”

Archer chuckled, recalling the memory. “Yeah, well, I might’ve threatened to burn the place to the ground if they didn’t stop harassing Sanji. Stupid fuckers”

Sabo’s eyes widened in shock. “You’re joking!”

“Nope,” Archer said with a smirk. “I meant every word of it. Got my point across, didn’t I?”

Sabo shook his head, laughing. “You’re insane, Dad. But that’s why I love you.”

With a nod of agreement, Archer and Rosinante pulled Sabo into a tight embrace, holding him close. “Just keep in contact, alright? And stop by whenever you can,” Rosinante urged, his voice warm.

“Definitely! You guys are stuck with me,” Sabo promised, returning their hug fiercely.

As they pulled away, Archer felt a mix of pride and concern for his son. “You know you can handle yourself, but just be careful. I don’t want to lose you again.”

“I know, Dad. I’ll be fine,” Sabo said, giving him a reassuring smile. “Besides, I’ve got a lot of people looking out for me. I’ll be in touch.”

As Sabo waved goodbye, Archer felt a bittersweet tug in his chest. It was hard to let him go, but he knew that his son had a calling—a path to forge. Watching Sabo head off, Archer turned to Rosinante, who was standing close beside him, a thoughtful expression on his face.

“What do you think, Rosi?” Archer asked, a hint of worry creeping into his voice.

Rosinante placed a reassuring hand on Archer’s shoulder. “He’s strong, and he knows what he’s doing. Just like you. We’ve raised them well.”

As the Silence sailed away from the dock, Archer stood on the deck, his gaze drifting over the crew as they milled about, chatting and laughing. They were a good bunch—loyal, strong, and undeniably entertaining—but there was one thing that nagged at him. He had absolutely no idea where they were headed.

Archer approached Rosinante, who was deep in conversation with Giles, both leaning against the ship’s railing. “Hey, Rosi,” Archer called out, breaking their conversation. “Where exactly are we going?”

Giles let out a sigh, rolling his eyes good-naturedly. “Captain, we’re headed to Zou Island first, then on to Wano,” he replied, his voice filled with a mix of patience and amusement.

“Zou, huh?” Archer said, a smile creeping onto his face. He had always been drawn to the adventurous stories that surrounded Zou, the land of the mink tribes. “Should be interesting.”

Suddenly, a loud voice interrupted his thoughts. “Hey, blondie!” Raya shouted from across the deck, a playful glint in her eye. Before Archer could react, she sprinted over, and with a swift motion, she tackled him.

“Oh, it’s on!” Archer declared, his competitive side igniting as he playfully tackled her back.

The two began to tussle, laughter echoing around them. Archer was quick on his feet, but Raya had her own tricks. They dodged around crates and barrels, their playful fight drawing in other crew members. Gin and Ace, caught in the crossfire, couldn’t help but chuckle as they joined the fray, while Timble, who was nearby, watched in surprise before being dragged into the antics.

“Wait, what’s happening?” Timble exclaimed, laughter bubbling up as Raya and Archer teamed up against Gin and Ace. The five of them spun and danced around each other, laughter filling the air as they dodged and tackled, the deck becoming a makeshift battlefield.

 

A few days later, the Silence was sailing smoothly through the open sea when the Den Den Mushi rang out across the deck. Ace, was the closest and rushed over to answer it.

“Hello?” he said, his voice wavering slightly as he raised the shell to his ear.

On the other end, Zeff’s booming voice erupted like a cannon blast. “Is that you Portgas junior? YOU LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW!”

Ace's face turned pale, his hand nearly slipping from the shell as the sheer volume and intensity of Zeff's words hit him like a freight train. “Uh, hi, Zeff!” he managed to stammer, nervously glancing around as the crew paused to witness the unfolding drama.

“Are you taking care of Eggplant?” Zeff demanded, his voice dripping with an intimidating blend of concern and authority. “If I find out you’re mistreating him in any way, I swear to all the gods I’ll personally shove my wooden leg so far up your ass that you’ll be coughing up splinters for weeks!”

Ace blinked, his mouth agape. “I—uh, I mean, I’m taking care of him, I promise!”

“Good,” Zeff growled, his tone softening just a bit but still menacing. “He better be happy or else I’ll—”

Before Zeff could finish, Archer ambled over, drinking a beer and oblivious to the tension. “Hey, Ace! Who are you talking to?”

Ace shot his dad a frantic look, his eyes wide as he held the Den Den Mushi closer, trying to keep the situation under control. “It’s just Zeff!”

Archer nodded. “Oh, cool! Tell him I said hi!”

Ace turned back to the shell. “Zeff, I swear we’re fine! Sanji is—uh—he’s great! I promise!”

“Good!” Zeff warned, his voice low but threatening. “He’s been through enough. So you better treat him right, or I’ll come for you.”

“Y-Yes, sir!” Ace stammered, sweat starting to bead on his forehead.

Archer couldn't help but chuckle as he took the Den Den Mushi from his terrified son, flashing a grin at the shell. “So, Zeff, are you done scaring the shit out of my son?”

On the other end, Zeff let out a hearty laugh, the kind that rumbled deep in his chest. “Oh, Archer! You know I have to keep the brat on his toes! He needs to learn responsibility, especially if he’s with Eggplant!”

“Right, right,” Archer said, rolling his eyes playfully.

The laughter faded a bit, and Zeff’s tone turned serious. “Listen, there’s something I need to tell you. We’ve spotted some weird snail-like ships near the Baratie. They seem to be getting closer every day. I don’t like the look of it.”

Archer’s brow furrowed at the news. “Snail-like ships? Any idea who they belong to?”

“Not yet,” Zeff replied, his voice turning grave. “But my mustache is twitching, so it’s bad.”

Zeff huffed, then his tone shifted back to an incredulous pitch. “And how the hell could you and that tall fucker marry without telling me? You think you can just skip over that, huh?”

Archer glanced at Rosinante, who looked equally taken aback. “Uh, surprise?” Archer said with a smirk, enjoying the momentary confusion.

Zeff continued, “You should have at least sent a damn picture or something! You better be reading the news!”

With that, the connection buzzed, and Zeff’s voice faded into static. Archer looked at Rosi and Ace, both still processing the whirlwind of events.

“Does anyone have a newspaper?” Archer asked, a teasing grin on his face. “I’d like to know how our wedding announcement was made without our consent.”

Archer settled onto the deck, Gin presenting him with the newest newspaper like it was a rare artifact. He tugged on his reading glasses, feeling the familiar weight of them on his nose, and opened the paper, the rustling of the pages creating a soft backdrop to the excited chatter of the crew.

“Holy shit,” he murmured, his eyes scanning the bold headlines. “This is… insane!”

“What does it say?” Rosinante leaned closer, intrigued.

 

The Fall of the Warlords: The Downfall of Donquixote.

The recent events in Dressrosa mark a significant turning point in the world of piracy and the balance of power on the Grand Line. The notorious Warlord of the Sea, Donquixote Doflamingo, has been defeated, leading to the disbandment of the Warlord system itself, a development that has sent shockwaves throughout the pirate community and the Marines alike.

Doflamingo's reign over Dressrosa was characterized by a series of heinous crimes and ruthless control. Using his Devil Fruit powers, he enslaved countless citizens, turning them into puppets both literally and figuratively. His manipulation extended beyond mere cruelty; he orchestrated the production and trafficking of Smile fruits, illegal substances that devastated the livelihoods of countless families. His tyrannical governance fostered fear and oppression, stifling any form of dissent.

However, the tides began to shift when the Straw Hat Pirates, led by Monkey D. Luffy, allied with the Roaring Pirates, captained by Portgas D. Archer and Donquixote Rosinante. Together, these two formidable crews launched a coordinated assault on Doflamingo. Their combined strength to liberate Dressrosa's oppressed citizens led to a climactic battle that unfolded over several days.

The fallout from Doflamingo’s defeat has been monumental. As the news spread, the World Government was forced to reevaluate the Warlord system, ultimately leading to its collapse. With Doflamingo imprisoned and the remaining Warlords losing their influence, a power vacuum has emerged, igniting uncertainty in the seas.

In conclusion, the fall of the Warlords and the defeat of Donquixote Doflamingo represent a critical juncture in the ongoing struggle between freedom and tyranny on the Grand Line. The united front of the Straw Hats and the Roaring Pirates has not only liberated Dressrosa but has also inspired a new wave of resistance against oppressive forces across the seas.

 

Archer skipped to the next article with big eyes.

 

The Wedding of Portgas D. Archer and Portgas Rosinante: A Powerhouse Union

In a significant event that has rocked the world, Portgas D. Archer, captain of the Roaring Pirates, and Portgas Rosinante, co-captain of the same crew, have tied the knot. This union not only marks the official bond between two of the most feared and influential figures on the seas but also solidifies the dominance of their fearsome family.

Who Are the patriarchs of the Portgas clan?

Portgas D. Archer, a powerful Zoan-type Devil Fruit user Kuma kuma no Mi Grizzly, is renowned for his incredible strength, brutal combat style, and strategic mind. Alongside his husband, Portgas Rosinante, who wields the powers of the Nagi Nagi no Mi, they have earned the fear and respect of both the World Government and the Marines. Together, they captivate the world with their influence and the unstoppable force of their crew, the Roaring Pirates.

A Fearsome Family

The couple’s four sons only add to their dangerous reputation:

  • Portgas D. Ace, vice-captain of the Roaring Pirates (former division commander of the Whitebeards), and a Devil Fruit user Mera Mera no Mi, who gained legendary status during the Marineford War.
  • Portgas Sabo, feared division commander and revolutionary leader, who wields the power of the Goro Goro no Mi as well.
  • Trafalgar D. Water Law, captain of the Heart Pirates, a former Shichibukai and user of the Ope Ope no Mi, feared for his ability to manipulate life and death.
  • Monkey D. Luffy, captain of the Straw Hat Pirates and user of the Gomu Gomu no Mi, known for his role in the chaos at Enies Lobby, Sabaody, and Marineford.

Together, this family is a feared and nearly unstoppable force, leaving a trail of destruction and legend wherever they go. From the battle at Enies Lobby to the slaughter at Sabaody, the devastation at Marineford, and now the fall of Dressrosa, the Portgas name strikes terror in the hearts of enemies across the seas.

A Clash of Giants: Rosinante vs. Doflamingo

The wedding comes after Rosinante’s victorious battle against his infamous brother, Donquixote Doflamingo, at Dressrosa. The showdown was nothing short of a clash of giants, with the younger Donquixote breaking free from the dark legacy of his family and reaffirming his new identity as Portgas Rosinante.

What This Union Means for the World

The marriage of the two Portgas further consolidates the power of the Roaring Pirates, increasing their influence over the Grand Line and beyond. With their sons and crew backing them, the World Government and Marines remain on high alert, knowing that any move against the Portgas family could unleash unprecedented problems.

This wedding marks not just a union of two formidable captains, but a consolidation of power that could shift the balance of the world itself.

 

Archer stared at the article, his mouth hanging open. "Holy fuck," he muttered, eyes darting over the lines again. Rosinante, standing beside him, had the same wide-eyed expression, frozen as if he'd been struck by lightning.

They exchanged looks—stunned, processing the weight of the words. But then, Archer’s lips curled into a grin, his golden eyes gleaming with amusement.

"Patriarchs, huh?" he chuckled, shaking his head. "Well damn, I feel old now."

Ace, who had been leaning casually nearby, couldn’t resist. "That’s 'cause you are old," he muttered, just loud enough for them to hear.

Without missing a beat, Rosinante swung his hand out, smacking Ace on the back of the head. "Watch your mouth, brat."

Ace rubbed the back of his head, glaring half-heartedly. “Still doesn’t change the fact you’re both ancient…”

As Archer and Rosinante chuckled, savoring their little victory over Ace, they suddenly heard a high-pitched screech from behind them. Timble, who had been perched on Gin's shoulder, was clutching the newspaper, his tiny hands trembling.

Before Archer could react, the little guy launched himself at him, jumping onto his chest with a shout.

“Paul!” Timble screeched, his face red with fury.

Archer blinked, completely caught off guard. He held Timble at arm’s length, trying to stifle his laughter. "Whoa, whoa—what’s got you all fired up? What about Paul?"

Timble’s face twisted in frustration as he shook the newspaper in Archer’s face. “Read the rest of the damn paper!”

Archer, still chuckling, grabbed the paper from Timble’s tiny hands and began to scan the pages. He could feel Rosinante peering over his shoulder, both of them eager to see what had caused such an outburst from the pint-sized troublemaker.

“Let’s see what this is about..." Archer muttered, eyes narrowing as he read.

Roaring Pirates Bounties

  • The Silent Giant - Portgas Rosinante: 600 million berries
  • The Golden Terror - Portgas D. Archer: 650 million berries
  • Firefist - Portgas D. Ace: 590 million berries
  • The Witch - Raya: 300 million berries
  • The Trident - Giles: 275 million berries
  • The Breaker - Gin: 230 million berries
  • Strawberry "Paul" - Timble: 100 million berries
  • Demon Bird - Nugget: 10 million berries

 

As Archer read the article, his laughter erupted like thunder across the deck, his body shaking as he rolled on the floor, clutching his stomach. "Strawberry Paul!" he managed to get out between gasps, grinning wildly.

Timble's tiny face turned bright red with frustration. "Stop calling me that!" he screeched, launching himself at Archer once again, fists swinging as he tried to get a hold of the larger man. Archer only laughed harder, playfully batting Timble away while the rest of the crew looked on in amusement.

"Strawberry Paul, huh?" Raya snickered, earning an indignant glare from Timble.

"You'll pay for this, Archer!" Timble threatened, though it was hard to take him seriously with the whole crew now roaring with laughter. Even Rosinante had to wipe away a tear, grinning at the madness.

Chapter 57: Do you hear the bells calling for war?

Summary:

Poor Ace
Kill them with poisen
Poor Zeff
Minks

Notes:

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Chapter Text

It was a fucking elephant. A moving elephant. And not just any elephant—it was an island. An actual island on the back of a gigantic, living, breathing elephant. And the island was filled with minks.

Archer stood there, hand on his hips, golden eyes wide in disbelief. “Okay…weird,” he muttered under his breath. Not even the Grand Line could prepare him for something like this. Not that anything really could.

They were supposed to meet up with the Straw Hats and Law here on Zou…four days ago. But, in true pirate fashion, they’d run headfirst into a brutal storm. The kind of storm that made Archer question whether the world itself was trying to wipe them off the map.

If it wasn’t for Giles, who had somehow gone completely mad and navigated them through the storm, laughing like a man possessed, and Rosinante’s freakish strength keeping the sails intact, they’d have been fish food by now.

He glanced over at the Silence—his beloved ship—and winced. She’d taken a hell of a beating. One of the masts was splintered, the hull scraped up like it had been through a grinder, and the rigging hung loose in several places.

“We need repairs,” Archer grumbled, knowing full well there was only one person who could patch her up the way she deserved.

He turned to Rosinante, who stood beside him, looking at the elephant-island with that quiet, contemplative look Archer always found ridiculously attractive. But this wasn’t the time for that. “We’re bribing Franky,” Archer said, matter-of-fact.

Rosinante glanced at him, raising an eyebrow. “Bribing him with what?”

Archer grinned, cracking his knuckles. “A shitload of cola. And maybe…a few berries to sweeten the deal.”

Rosi’s lips twitched. “You’re assuming he hasn’t drunk every cola supply on the island by now.”

“Well, then it’s a good thing we’re on an island with an endless supply of weird, isn’t it?” Archer shot back with a wink.

Rosi chuckled, shaking his head, but his eyes still lingered on the damage the Silence had taken. “We’re lucky we made it through. Giles really went crazy this time.”

“Yeah, well, I’ll take his madness over a shipwreck any day,” Archer replied. “Even if he nearly threw us into the jaws of a sea king.”

Rosinante looked at Archer, his brow raised. “Nearly?”

Archer laughed, slapping Rosi on the back. “Alright, alright. But seriously,” his tone shifted as he glanced back at the ship, “she’s in bad shape, Rosi. We need Franky, or it’s gonna be a long sail to Wano.”

Rosinante nodded, crossing his arms. “We’ll figure it out. For now, let’s meet up with the others. Hopefully, they’ve got the cola…and some answers.”

Archer snorted. “Knowing Luffy, I bet all we’ll get are questions.”

“Maybe Law’s managed to keep them on track,” Rosinante offered, but there wasn’t much conviction in his tone.

“Law? Keeping Luffy on track? Hell, I’d bet my bounty against that happening.”

They both shared a look, shaking their heads in silent agreement. The odds of that were slim to none.

With a sigh, Archer began walking toward the main path that led up the elephant’s leg to the city. The minks had been surprisingly welcoming, despite the massive ships crashing into their island. But that was a problem for later. Right now, they needed to regroup, patch up the ship, and get ready for whatever was coming next. Because if the storm had been any indication, things were about to get a hell of a lot more dangerous.

Archer smirked, his usual confidence kicking back in. Just another day in paradise.

 

Or not. No paradise for them. For fuck’s sake.

As soon as they all met up, Luffy pulled Ace aside—Law right there with him—and handed him a note. Archer couldn’t hear what they said, but he could see the change in Ace immediately. It was like something in Ace died the moment he read it. His usual spark, that fiery intensity, dimmed in an instant. He didn’t say a word. Not a single word.

He just turned and walked straight back toward the Silence.

Archer’s stomach twisted. He knew his son—Ace didn’t get quiet unless it was serious. Really serious. Something deep, something personal.

Archer looked at Rosinante, hoping for a clue, but all Rosi did was give him a grim nod and gesture for Archer to follow Ace. “Go,” Rosi mouthed, staying behind with Luffy and Law to get the full story.

Shit. This was bad.

Archer jogged after Ace, catching up with him as they neared the ship. “Ace,” he called out, trying to keep his voice steady, though the knot in his gut tightened by the second. “What the hell happened? Talk to me.”

Ace didn’t stop, didn’t even turn to look at him. Just kept walking, his pace steady, eyes dead ahead. That in itself was enough to tell Archer something was wrong. Ace always looked him in the eye when he was angry or upset. This…this was different.

“Ace!” Archer tried again, louder, more forceful this time, but still nothing.

By the time they reached the Silence, Archer grabbed his son’s arm, forcing him to stop. “Damn it, Ace, what’s going on?” His voice was harsh now, frustration mixing with fear.

Ace finally turned, his expression unreadable. His eyes, however, were dark—haunted, like they’d been in Marineford, back when Archer almost lost him. And just like then, Ace was shutting down.

“I need to be alone,” Ace muttered quietly, his voice hollow, before shrugging off Archer’s grip and heading to his cabin without another word.

Archer stood there for a moment, watching his son walk away, his mind racing. Whatever that note was, it had completely rattled Ace. And that scared Archer more than anything.

Archer sat down heavily in front of Ace’s cabin door, folding his legs underneath him. He had no intention of moving, no matter how long it took Ace to come out. His son was hurting, and that was all Archer cared about.

But the sound coming from inside the cabin made his blood run cold.

Ace wasn’t just crying—he was sobbing. Gut-wrenching, soul-crushing sobs that seemed to tear him apart from the inside out. The kind of sobs Archer had only heard twice before in his life.

The first time was when Archer had found Ace all those years ago, still a toddler and found out his mother was dead. The second was after Marineford, when they had saved Ace’s life, but he had been consumed by survivor’s guilt, unable to forgive himself for living when so many others had died.

And now, here it was again.

Archer pressed his back against the cabin wall, his heart aching as he listened to his son break down. He ran both hands through his hair, tugging at it in frustration, helplessness gnawing at him. He was used to action, to doing something—anything—to fix things. But this...what the fuck was going on? He didn’t know what to do, how to help.

He clenched his fists, feeling the frustration and pain coil in his stomach like a tight knot. His mind raced, trying to figure out what could’ve hit Ace so hard. What was in that damned note?

The silence of the hallway was almost unbearable, broken only by the sound of Ace’s sobs on the other side of the door. Archer’s heart twisted painfully. He wanted to kick the door down, grab his son, and hold him until whatever was tormenting him passed. But he knew better. Ace needed time, space.

So, Archer stayed right where he was. Waiting. Listening. Hurting. His son’s pain was his own, and no matter how long it took, he’d be here when Ace was ready to talk.

But for now, all he could do was sit there, helpless, with his heart breaking all over again.

After what felt like an eternity, the heart-wrenching sobs coming from inside Ace’s cabin finally subsided. Archer waited a little longer, giving his son time, but the silence that followed was heavy and thick, pressing down on him like a weight.

With a quiet sigh, Archer rose to his feet, muscles stiff from sitting so long. He gently knocked on the door, but there was no answer. His chest tightened.

“Ace?” he called softly, but still, nothing.

Taking a chance, Archer slowly pushed open the door.

The sight that met him shattered what remained of his composure.

Ace was curled up on the floor, back against the wall, clutching the crumpled note in his hand. His eyes were bloodshot, red from crying, and his entire body still trembled with the aftershocks of his sobs. He looked utterly defeated, the vibrant fire that usually burned in his eyes snuffed out by whatever the hell had caused this.

Archer’s heart broke into a thousand pieces. Without hesitation, he rushed to Ace’s side, kneeling next to him and wrapping his arms around his son with all the love and strength he could muster. He held him close, cradling him like he had when Ace was a child, when the world seemed too big and too cruel for someone as good-hearted as him.

Ace stiffened at first, but then, as if something inside him cracked open all over again, he started crying once more. He clung to Archer, burying his face in his chest, sobbing, "Dad...Dad..."

"Shh, I'm here," Archer whispered, his voice tight with emotion. "I'm right here. It's okay."

But Ace kept crying, his voice broken, barely coherent. “He’s gone... He left me…”

Archer’s blood turned cold, panic rising in his throat. Who the hell left? Who was Ace talking about?

“Ace, who?” Archer asked gently, his voice strained with worry. “Who left you?”

For a moment, Ace didn’t say anything. He just shook his head, tears falling freely as his grip tightened on the note in his hand. Then, without a word, he handed the crumpled piece of paper to Archer.

With trembling fingers, Archer took the note and unfolded it, his eyes scanning the words quickly. His face twisted with confusion and anger as he read.

Sanji.

Sanji had left... to marry Big Mom’s daughter? And...what the fuck was this about him being a Vinsmoke?

Archer’s hands shook as he read the note again, trying to make sense of it. He couldn’t believe what he was seeing.

Sanji, that goofy, cigarette-loving cook, the one who practically lived for his crew and food, his fucking son in law... was part of the Vinsmoke family? And he was leaving to marry Big Mom’s daughter? It didn’t add up.

He swallowed hard, his gaze shifting back to Ace, who was still trembling in his arms. “Ace. This—this has to be a mistake. He wouldn’t leave you; he wouldn’t leave his crew like this.”

But Ace just shook his head, fresh tears spilling down his cheeks. "He didn’t even say goodbye... I wasn’t enough... I wasn’t enough to make him stay..." His voice cracked painfully as if the words themselves were tearing him apart.

Hearing that nearly broke Archer all over again. He squeezed Ace tighter, his heart aching with every word his son said.

“Don’t you dare think that, Ace,” Archer said, his voice fierce but tender. “This has nothing to do with you. Nothing. If Sanji’s doing this, there’s something bigger at play. And you—he loves you. Don’t doubt that for a second.”

But even as he spoke, Archer felt his own anger simmering beneath the surface. Not at Ace—never at Ace—but at the situation. Sanji leaving? Getting dragged into something this big without any warning? And with Big Mom, no less? That was bad news, and Ace didn’t deserve to carry this kind of hurt.

"Listen to me, Ace," Archer said softly, lifting Ace’s chin so their eyes met. “We’re gonna fix this. We’re not letting him go without a fight. You hear me? We’re family—and family fights for each other, no matter what.”

Ace nodded weakly, but the pain in his eyes was still raw, still deep. Archer sighed and rested his forehead against Ace’s, holding him close.

“We’ll get him back, Ace,” Archer whispered, his voice steady. “I promise you, we’ll get him back.”

 

As Ace finally succumbed to sleep, his breathing calming into a steady rhythm, Archer gently tucked him in. He lingered for a moment, brushing a thumb across Ace’s cheek, wishing he could erase the pain that had settled there. But the moment passed, and as he walked out, Archer felt a storm brewing inside him.

He was angry. So fucking angry. The kind of anger that simmered just below the surface, waiting for a reason to explode. It was a familiar sensation, reminiscent of the times he had felt the same way: when Luffy was kidnapped as a child, when they thought they had lost Sabo, when they had tried to execute Ace, and especially during that hell with Doflamingo.

With murder in his eyes, Archer marched toward the Thousand Sunny, where the Roaring Pirates, Straw Hats, and Heart Pirates awaited him. The tension in the air was palpable; everyone could feel the anger radiating off him in waves, thick and suffocating.

As he approached, Rosinante stepped forward, concern etched across his face. Archer met his husbands gaze, and without exchanging a single word, Rosinante understood. The look in Archer’s eyes was enough to convey the urgency and intensity of the situation.

“Shit’s about to hit the fan then?” Rosinante mouthed, the gravity of the moment weighing heavily on both of them.

Archer nodded, his jaw clenched, and Rosinante fell into step beside him.

Archer’s gaze swept across the room, landing on his crew. “Listen up!” he barked, voice cutting through the tension like a knife. “Pack your shit. We’re going to Whole Cake Island to bring Sanji back, come hell or high water.”

A murmur of surprise rippled through the crew, but Archer’s intensity brooked no argument. He turned to Luffy, giving him a hard look. “You in?”

Luffy met his gaze, nodding. “Of course! We’re not leaving Sanji behind!”

“Alright then,” Archer said, feeling a sense of purpose settle over him. “We’ll take the Silence and the Thousand Sunny.”

“Wait!” Franky chimed in, raising a hand. “Can we hold off for one day? I need to make some repairs on the Silence before we head out. She’s not in the best shape after that storm.”

Archer paused, considering Franky’s request. “One day?”

“Yeah, just enough to get her seaworthy again,” Franky said, eyes wide and pleading. “I promise, she’ll be ready to take on anything after that!”

“Fine,” Archer relented, exhaling sharply. “But that’s it! We leave in one day. I don’t want to waste any more time.”

 

Archer turned to face the gathered crew of the Silence. His golden eyes burned with intensity, his voice strong and steady as he addressed them. “One of our own has been taken,” he began, his gaze sweeping across the faces of his crew. “And we do not stand for that.”

The crew stood still, listening intently as their captain continued. “For Sanji, for Zeff, for Ace, we will figure this out. We’ll bring him back. And if Big Mom and the Vinsmokes think they can mess with the Roaring Pirates and the Portgas clan, they will rue that decision until their last day on this earth.”

He paused, letting his words sink in, the weight of his anger felt by everyone. “I don’t care if it’s Big Mom herself or the entire Vinsmoke army. No one—absolutely no one—pisses on us. Emperor or not, we’re going to show them what happens when they come after one of our own.”

A fierce anger surged through the crew. They knew what was coming. They had faced impossible odds before, but this was different. This was personal.

“No matter what it takes,” Archer added, his voice low but filled with a lethal promise, “we’ll make sure they regret the day they crossed the Portgas family. We’ll burn everything down if we have to.”

The crew of the Silence nodded in unison. They were ready for whatever lay ahead, nothing was impossible.

Together, they would make the seas tremble.

Archer turned to Raya, his eyes dark and serious. "Raya," he said with a grim edge to his voice, "start making bombs. Seastone bombs. And I want the nastiest poisons you can think of—something that paralyzes, something that burns like hell. If it hurts like a bitch, even better. All bets are off this time."

Raya gave a sharp nod, already planning the horrors she could concoct, her mind spinning with the deadliest mixtures she could devise.

Next, Archer turned to Giles. "Giles, start plotting the route. We need to get there fast, and we need to stay off the radar as much as possible."

Giles grunted in agreement, already visualizing the map in his head, working through the fastest path through dangerous waters to Whole Cake Island.

Archer then looked at Gin. "Gin, have your weapons ready. Everything you've got—bring it all. We’re going to need every bit of firepower we can muster."

Gin grinned, a cold look in his eyes, already reaching for his weapons to start sharpening them.

Finally, Archer’s eyes fell on Timble. "Timble," he said, his tone steely, "sharpen that spear of yours and be ready, you and I are going to assassinate the fuck out of Big Moms people. Dressrosa was just the start—we’re going to need your spear again."

Timble gave a curt nod, his small form vibrating with anticipation, already imagining the targets he'd strike down.

Lastly, Archer turned to Nugget, locking eyes with the bird. "Nugget, be ready. You're going to poke some eyes out this time—literally."

Nugget let out a sharp squawk, flapping his wings with excitement, ready for the blood to come.

 

Archer turned toward Luffy and Law, his expression hard. “Follow,” he said in a single word, no room for debate in his voice. Without hesitation, the two captains fell in step behind their dads, understanding the seriousness of the situation. Whatever was about to unfold, they knew their dad wasn’t playing games.

Just as they were about to leave, Nami’s voice, small and unsure, broke the tension. “Are you really going to kill them?” she asked, her wide eyes reflecting concern and disbelief as she looked at Archer.

He paused, turning to face her with an expression cold as steel. “Yes,” he said simply, his voice low and firm.

As Archer and Rosinante pulled Law and Luffy aside, Archer's frustration was barely contained. His voice was sharp as he asked, "What the fuck happened? Why didn’t you stop Sanji from leaving?"

Luffy, looking more serious than usual, clenched his fists. “He left in the middle of the night. By the time we realized, he was already gone by morning.”

Archer let out a low growl, running a hand through his hair in frustration. He looked ready to punch something, anything, but held back.

Rosinante glanced at Law, his expression more controlled, though the tension was clear. “You’ll have to be the one to stay behind while we handle this,” he said to Law, who nodded without hesitation. Law understood what was being asked of him—he’d keep things in order while they handled the mess with Sanji.

Turning back to Archer and Luffy, Rosinante added calmly, “We’ll get him back. But this won’t be simple. The moment we go to Whole Cake Island, we’re declaring war on Big Mom.”

Archer's eyes glinted dangerously as he nodded, fists still clenched. "War it is."

As Archer and the crew returned to the Silence, they found Franky, Usopp, and Giles already hard at work, repairing the ship from the damage inflicted by the storm. Good, Archer thought, at least that was one less thing to worry about. But despite the activity outside, the storm within him hadn’t settled.

Without a word, he grabbed Rosinante by the wrist and pulled him into their cabin, shutting the door behind them. The moment they were alone, Archer broke. His tough exterior crumbled as the weight of what had just happened with Ace finally crashed over him.

"I don't know what to do, Rosi," Archer said, his voice cracking as he ran his hands through his hair in frustration. “Ace... he’s broken. I've seen him cry before, but this... this was different. It was like something inside him died."

Rosinante watched him quietly, eyes soft with concern. He had seen Archer mad, furious even, but this... this was a different kind of pain. A heartbreak that was worse than any battle wound.

“I felt so fucking helpless, Rosi,” Archer continued, his voice shaking. “I couldn’t fix it. I couldn’t take the pain away, and now he’s drowning in it. How am I supposed to be strong for him when I can’t even stop this?”

Rosinante stepped forward and wrapped his arms around Archer, pulling him into a tight embrace. “You’re doing everything you can,” he whispered. “You stayed with him. You didn’t leave his side. That’s all you can do sometimes... just be there.”

Archer buried his face into Rosinante’s chest, feeling the warmth of his husbands hold, but the helplessness still gnawed at him. “I just... I just want him to be okay, but I don’t know how to make that happen.” His voice was a muffled whisper now, trembling with emotion.

Rosinante held him tighter, resting his chin on Archer's head. “We’ll help him through it, Arch.

After a few long moments of holding Archer, Rosinante gently pulled away. His expression had shifted into something more serious, his brow furrowed in thought. Without a word, he moved to the table and picked up the Den Den Mushi. They needed to contact Zeff immediately, either to find out if the old man knew something about Sanji's sudden departure or, worse, to break the devastating news to him.

“We have to call Zeff,” Rosinante said quietly, already dialing. “He might know something, or... at the very least, we owe him the truth about what’s happened.”

Archer nodded, rubbing his face to clear the tears and frustration that had clouded his mind. His heart was still heavy from Ace’s breakdown, but now there was a growing pit of dread in his stomach. If Zeff didn’t know anything, or worse—if something had happened to him too—this whole situation could be far more dangerous than they realized.

Rosinante tried calling once. No answer. He cursed under his breath, trying again.

Still nothing.

They tried four times in total, the Den Den Mushi ringing out into the deafening silence of their cabin each time. No response.

Now Archer was really on edge. “What the fuck is going on?” he muttered, pacing the room. “Zeff doesn’t just ignore calls—especially not from us.”

Rosinante set the Den Den Mushi down with a frown, his worry now matching Archer’s. “I don’t like this,” he admitted. “Something’s wrong. If Zeff isn’t picking up, either he’s been cut off from communication... or he’s in trouble.”

Archer's mind was racing. “We need to figure this out, fast. If Zeff’s in trouble, and Sanji’s been dragged into some marriage with Big Mom’s family, this could be bigger than we thought.”

 

Later that night, after Rosinante had quietly checked in on Ace, who was still sleeping soundly, the rhythmic sounds of Franky working on the Silence filled their cabin. Just as Archer was about to settle into bed, the Den Den Mushi rang. He jolted upright, adrenaline kicking in, and in his haste, his knee collided with Rosinante’s stomach.

“Oof!” Rosinante gasped, trying to catch his breath.

“Sorry!” Archer muttered, quickly picking up the Den Den Mushi. “Who the fuck is it?”

“Shh! Keep your voice down!” came Patty’s frantic whisper from the other end.

Archer’s heart raced. “Patty? What’s going on?”

“Zeff told you about that snail-like ship? They’ve taken over the Baratie and locked him away!” Patty’s voice trembled with urgency. “They’re Germa 66.”

“Fucking Germa” Archer echoed, running a hand through his hair. “Judge Vinsmoke’s crew? Sanji’s biological father?” The pieces were starting to fit together in his mind, but it didn’t make the situation any less alarming.

“Yeah! But we’re okay for now. We just... don’t know what to do,” Patty replied, his voice low but laced with desperation.

“Poison the food,” Archer suggested quickly. “If you can make them fall asleep, you can take them out.”

Patty paused, considering it. “That’s a good idea, but it’ll take time to pull it off.”

“Listen,” Archer continued, urgency in his voice, “Sanji left the Straw Hats to marry Big Mom’s daughter. The Vinsmokes must be behind this—imprisoning Zeff to control Sanji, to use him as leverage.”

“Shit,” Patty muttered, realization dawning on him. “You’re right. I’ll talk to the others and see what we can do.”

“Good. You and Zeff stay safe. Rosi and I are going to get Sanji back,” Archer said firmly.

“Understood. I’ll call when I can.” The line went dead, and Archer lowered the Den Den Mushi, looking at Rosinante, who was still catching his breath.

“Did you hear that?” Archer said, excitement and anger bubbling within him. “It all connects. They’re using Zeff to get to Sanji. If they think they can manipulate him, they’re dead wrong.”

 

Franky had worked through the night, pouring his heart and soul into the repairs, and as dawn broke, Archer stepped onto the deck of the Silence. The transformation was staggering. Holy shit, the ship looked brand new.

It was painted jet black, with sleek, menacing lines that cut through the morning light. The sails were black as well, billowing with a sense of purpose that made Archer's heart race. This wasn’t just a ship anymore; it was a weapon, a true beauty that demanded respect. Not the largest vessel like the Thousand Sunny, but damn, it was still pretty fucking intimidating.

“Rosi, check this out!” Archer called, grinning from ear to ear. Rosinante stepped out from below deck, his eyes widening at the sight.

“Franky, you’ve outdone yourself!” Rosinante exclaimed, taking in the sleek design.

Franky beamed with pride, his signature sunglasses glinting in the early light. “Thanks, guys! I’ve made some upgrades, too—reinforced the hull, added some extra cannons, and the sails should catch the wind better than ever! She’s ready to take on anything!”

Archer walked closer, running his fingers along the smooth, dark wood. “I don’t think anyone will dare cross us now. This ship is a beast!”

“Damn right! You’ll be able to scare off any enemy with just a glance!” Franky laughed; his excitement infectious.

Archer nodded, glancing at Rosinante, who was inspecting the new cannons with keen interest. “We owe you one, Franky. Seriously. Once we deal with the Vinsmokes and Big Mom, we’ll bring you back something special.”

“You better!” Franky shot back, giving a mock serious expression.

 

As they boarded the Silence, Archer's heart pounded with a mix of adrenaline and dread. They quickly met up with Luffy and Law, and Archer couldn’t help but notice a new face among them—a jaguar Mink named Pedro.

“What’s this?” Archer asked, eyeing Pedro with curiosity. “Who’s this guy?”

“Pedro!” Luffy exclaimed, bouncing on his feet. “He wants to join us! He’s got some beef with Big Mom!”

“Huh, fair enough,” Archer replied, nodding. “If you’re in, then welcome aboard, Pedro.”

After a quick farewell hug with Law, who wished them luck with a serious expression, they boarded the Silence once more. Archer turned to Giles, commanding, “Hoist the colors! Follow the Thousand Sunny to Whole Cake Island!”

A little while later, Ace stepped onto the deck, his expression blank as he surveyed the sea. “Where are we going?” he asked, his tone devoid of energy.

Archer exchanged a worried glance with Rosinante. “We’re going to get Sanji back,” he said, trying to inject some enthusiasm into his voice.

Ace just shrugged his shoulders, the light that usually sparkled in his eyes now flickering like a dim candle. Archer’s stomach twisted. This wasn’t the Ace he knew.

“Hey, it’s going to be okay,” Archer said, stepping closer to his son. “We’re going to bring him back. You’ll see.”

Ace glanced at the horizon, his expression unreadable. “Yeah,” he muttered, but there was a heaviness in his voice that made Archer's heart ache.

“Come on, Ace,” Rosinante chimed in gently. “We’ll make it through this. You’ll have Sanji back.”

“Right,” Ace said, but his eyes remained distant. Archer felt the weight of unspoken pain pressing down on them.

“Listen,” Archer said, trying to find the right words, “you can talk to us, you know? If you need to vent or anything...”

But Ace simply shook his head, staring off into the distance, and Archer felt helpless.

“Okay,” Archer finally said, giving him a supportive pat on the back. “Just know we’re here for you, always.”

Ace nodded slowly but didn’t meet his eyes, leaving Archer with a heavy heart as they sailed toward the storm ahead.

 

 

 

Chapter 58: Words of wisdom

Summary:

Rosinante talks
Ace listens
So does Archer
Raya blows shit up
And scares Archer
Luffy is an idiot
Chopper is cute

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Most of the trip to Whole Cake Island had been quiet—too damn quiet, Archer thought as he leaned against the outer wall of the Silence, scanning the horizon. His crew was busy preparing for the coming conflict, everyone absorbed in their tasks. The only real disturbances were the muffled booms coming from Raya and Timble's workroom, where the two maniacs were concocting God knows what.

Another explosion echoed through the ship, rattling the wood under Archer's feet. He grunted, rubbing his temples. At least the crew was in high spirits, he thought, though the constant sounds of Raya's "experiments" were starting to grate on his nerves.

"Oi, Raya!" he called, though he knew there was no chance she'd hear him through the thick walls. "If you blow up my ship, I swear I'm throwing you overboard!"

Another small blast, followed by a fit of laughter from inside the workroom. Archer sighed. She better not be coming up with some ridiculous outfit again, he thought, already dreading what she might spring on them this time. He shuddered, recalling the last time she made him wear turtlenecks during the Dressrosa mission.

"Please, for the love of all that's holy," Archer muttered to himself, "no more turtlenecks."

He shook his head and turned his gaze back to the sea. The Silence cut through the waves like a blade, its newly painted black hull glistening in the sunlight. The ship had never looked more intimidating, thanks to Franky's all-nighter. Archer allowed himself a small smile of pride. Not the biggest ship, but she sure as hell looks like a beast.

Archer sat on the deck of the Silence, his haladies in hand, carefully honing the twin blades until they gleamed under the low light. Each stroke of the whetstone was steady and measured, the familiar rhythm soothing his nerves. The quiet shhkt of metal against stone relaxed him in a way few things could.

He breathed in the salty air, eyes half-lidded as he focused on his task. The sea was calm, but Archer knew that soon, everything would change. The moment they reached Whole Cake Island, all hell would break loose. He needed his weapons sharp, his mind sharper.

As he settled deeper into the rhythm, a familiar voice broke through the quiet. Ace.

Archer’s hand paused mid-stroke. He hadn’t heard Ace speak more than a few mumbled words since they set sail, and even those had been rare. His son had been a shadow of himself, lost in thought and burdened by something Archer couldn’t quite touch.

Curiosity tugged at him, but he knew better than to eavesdrop. He was about to go back to his work, but then he heard Rosinante’s voice, low and soothing.

"—doesn't have to carry this alone, you know."

"I just... I don’t know what to feel, or think, papa," Ace said, his voice heavy with frustration and pain. "I miss Sanji so much it hurts, but at the same time... I’m so angry. So fucking hurt that he just left without a word. No explanation, no conversation. He didn’t even talk to me."

Archer felt his chest tighten. He wasn’t sure if it was anger toward Sanji or sympathy for Ace—or both—but it burned inside him. How could Sanji have left the family like that, especially knowing how much they all depended on each other?

Rosinante’s voice came next, calm and steady like the anchor Archer often needed. "It’s okay to be angry, Ace. You have every right to feel that way. Sanji’s actions hurt everyone, especially you. But... when the time comes, you’ll need to listen to what he has to say. He’ll have his reasons, and if you care about him—and I know you do—you’ll have to be open to hearing them."

There was a pause, long and heavy, and Archer could practically feel the weight of it. Then Ace asked, his voice quieter, "Have you ever been angry at dad?"

That question nearly made Archer drop his blades. He clamped his mouth shut, trying to stay still, but he couldn’t help it. A snort escaped him before he could stop it.

The idea of Rosinante being angry at him? Archer nearly laughed. It was always him that was pissed at Rosi, not the other way around! He could count on one hand the number of times Rosinante had been truly angry, and even then, it was more exasperation than real anger.

Rosinante must’ve heard the snort too because Archer could hear the smile in his voice as he replied, "Angry at your dad? Not really. It’s usually the other way around. I can’t tell you how many times he’s been pissed at me for one thing or another. But that's okay. It’s part of what makes us work. We talk it out... eventually."

Rosinante sighed deeply, his voice carrying an unusual weight. "Do you remember when your dad and I told you about the time Doflamingo sent those thugs after your dad? The ones who almost sawed off his hand?"

Ace’s reply was soft but certain. "Yeah, but you said it was a small thing. You guys always said it wasn’t a big deal."

Rosinante let out a bitter laugh that made Archer wince. He could almost see Rosinante rubbing his forehead like he always did when the guilt gnawed at him.

"Small thing?" Rosinante echoed, voice laced with regret. "Ace... your dad almost died from blood loss that night. It wasn’t a small thing at all. The reason those thugs jumped him in the first place? That was because Archer was mad as hell at me."

Ace was silent, and Archer could feel the weight of it from the other side of the door. He hadn’t wanted Ace to know about that night, not the real reason behind it all.

Rosinante’s voice continued, steady but filled with remorse. "I had been... neglecting him. I was so focused on planning things with Law, spending time with him, that I wasn’t paying attention to how it was affecting Archer. I didn’t fill him in, didn’t include him like I should’ve. And then... your dad set up this beautiful dinner for the two of us to spend time together. Just him and me."

Archer's chest tightened at the memory, the hurt creeping back despite how much time had passed. The candles, the cold food, the night he sat there, waiting... and waiting.

Rosinante’s voice cracked slightly as he continued. "I stood him up. I completely forgot, and by the time I realized it, it was too late. Archer was... angry. Hurt. And I don’t blame him. I made a mistake. I broke his trust, and it pissed him off. But it wasn’t just that...”

There was a pause, thick and heavy.

"It was also because your dad found out that Law and I had made plans behind his back. He thought I was hiding things from him... keeping secrets."

Ace’s breath was barely audible, but Archer could imagine the confusion and anger bubbling inside him as he listened. It wasn’t often that Rosinante opened up like this, especially about something so personal.

Archer closed his eyes, gripping the hilt of his haladie. He didn’t like thinking about that time. It had been a dark place for both of them, a mess of miscommunication and hurt feelings.

Ace’s voice cut through the silence, tentative, almost afraid of the answer. "What happened then?"

Rosinante sighed again, and the weight of it settled in Archer’s chest. He knew this was the part of the story Rosinante didn’t like talking about. It wasn’t just the guilt—it was the violence, the aftermath, the regret.

"When he found out about everything—about me and Law making plans without him—he... froze me out," Rosinante began, his voice steady but heavy. "He wouldn’t talk to me. He just... shut down. Completely."

Archer swallowed hard, remembering the coldness, the way he’d built walls around himself, too angry and hurt to let Rosinante in. He had refused to look at him, speak to him—anything.

"One day, he went out with Timble," Rosinante continued. "They were just supposed to buy some things, grab food, nothing big. I thought... maybe it would give him time to cool off."

There was a pause, and Archer knew what was coming next. His grip on the haladie tightened, his knuckles white.

"Later that night, when they hadn’t come back... we got worried. So, we went out looking for them." Rosinante’s voice grew darker, laced with a pain Archer knew all too well. "But Timble found us first. He came running, panicked, saying Archer was in big trouble."

Ace’s sharp intake of breath filled the silence, but he didn’t interrupt. He was listening, really listening.

Rosinante’s voice dropped lower, as if the memory itself was too painful to speak aloud. "When we got there... your dad was... barely conscious. There was a thug—one of Doflamingo’s men—almost finished cutting off Archer’s hand. He already had a spear in his shoulder, and he was... beaten bloody. There was so much blood, Ace."

Archer flinched at the memory. He hadn’t known Rosinante was there, not at first. He had been too out of it, too far gone from the pain and exhaustion to register much beyond the dull throb of his shoulder and the excruciating feeling in his hand.

But what came next was something he hadn’t known—something Rosinante had never told him.

"I... lost it," Rosinante admitted, his voice trembling slightly. "I lost control. I killed every last one of those thugs with my bare hands." His voice was raw, filled with an emotion Archer wasn’t used to hearing. "I didn’t care. I didn’t even think. All I saw was the man I love, bleeding out in front of me, and I just... snapped."

Ace’s voice was barely a whisper. "You killed them... all of them?"

"Every single one," Rosinante replied softly. "I didn’t stop until there was no one left standing."

Archer’s heart pounded in his chest, his mind reeling. He had known Rosinante was capable of violence, when necessary, but bare hands? Killing every one of them like that? It was something Archer hadn’t fully grasped until now.

"When we finally got Archer back to the Silence, I didn’t know if he was going to make it," Rosinante continued, his voice thick with emotion. "I sat with him the whole night, praying he'd wake up."

There was another long silence, one that hung heavily in the air.

"And when he finally did wake up?" Rosinante’s voice wavered slightly, a bitter laugh escaping his lips. "The first thing he said to me wasn’t ‘thank you’ or ‘what happened’... no. The first thing he said was, ‘You look like shit.’"

Ace let out a breath he’d been holding, and for the first time in what felt like days, Archer heard a faint chuckle from his son. It was small, barely there, but it was something.

Rosinante laughed too, but there was no humor in it. Just relief. "That’s your dad for you. Even when he’s half-dead, he’s still got that sharp tongue."

Archer sat, still as a stone, listening to Rosinante continue with a calm but steady voice, every word laced with the weight of their history. He had never really realized how much that moment had affected Rosinante—how much it had shaken him. But now, hearing it from his husbands own lips, he could feel the gravity of it all over again.

Rosinante sighed softly, as if bracing himself. "After we knew he was going to be okay, things between us... they weren’t okay yet. Not by a long shot. I mean, how could they be? I had hurt him so much, even if I didn’t mean to. And I didn’t know how to fix it. I kept thinking, maybe he’ll forgive me, maybe things will just go back to normal, but... it doesn’t work like that."

Ace was silent, and Archer could imagine him listening intently, maybe even processing how it mirrored what he was going through now. He couldn’t deny it—it was a hard thing, feeling betrayed by someone you loved no matter what the circumstances were.

Rosinante’s voice grew quieter, more serious. "Then one day, out of the blue, he finally talked to me."

Archer remembered that day vividly. It had taken everything in him to put his emotions into words, to offer Rosinante one last chance before walking away from everything they had built together.

"He sat me down and said, ‘You’ve got one chance. One chance to tell me everything, to be completely honest. If you don’t... we’re done. No second chances.’" Rosinante’s voice wavered for a moment before he steadied himself. "That’s when I realized just how far we had drifted apart. I had let my focus on Doflamingo—push us to the edge. And if I didn’t take that chance, if I didn’t lay it all out... I was going to lose him for good."

Archer could practically feel Ace’s eyes on Rosinante now, the air thick with emotion. He wondered if Ace was comparing this to his situation with Sanji—if he understood the parallels.

"But because your dad listened... because he gave me the chance to explain, to say I was sorry... we managed to talk it out. We fought for what we had, and it wasn’t easy, but it was worth it."

There was a pause, and Archer could hear Rosinante’s voice soften even more. "Ace... if you’re even half the man your dad is, you’ll give Sanji the same chance Archer gave me. Because people make mistakes—sometimes big ones—but it’s what you do after that matters. If you still care about him, you owe it to yourself, and to him, to hear him out."

Ace didn’t respond immediately, and the silence stretched between them, thick with tension and thought. Archer’s heart pounded in his chest, the quiet moment heavy with possibility. Would Ace be able to follow that advice? Could he find it in himself to listen to Sanji, the way Archer had listened to Rosinante?

For now, all Archer could do was sit there, quietly honing his blades, and hope that his son was strong enough to take that first step.

Because, in the end, forgiveness wasn’t just about the other person—it was about healing yourself, too.

 

The conversation between Ace and Rosinante had stirred up old memories—wounds that had once run deep between him and Rosinante but had healed over time. It made him think of how lucky he was to still have this—to still have Rosinante by his side after everything they'd been through.

Without saying a word, Archer crossed the room and went straight to Rosinante. His arms wrapped tightly around him, pulling him close in a fierce, unspoken need to just feel him—to ground himself in the man he loved.

Rosinante stiffened for just a moment, surprised by the sudden embrace, but then he melted into it, his own arms coming up to hold Archer just as tightly. The warmth of their bodies pressed together, and Archer let out a breath he hadn’t realized he’d been holding. All the emotions he had bottled up—the fear, the anger, the love—surged to the surface, and he hugged Rosinante with everything he had.

Without saying a word, Archer tilted his head up and kissed him. It wasn’t a quick kiss. It was slow, deliberate—every second a reminder of the love they shared, a love that had withstood the storm. Archer’s lips moved gently against Rosinante’s, pouring his heart into the kiss, as if trying to convey all the things words couldn’t capture.

When they finally pulled apart, their foreheads resting against one another, Archer whispered softly, "I love you... so much."

The words hung in the air between them, tender and raw. Archer’s voice had that rare vulnerability he didn’t often show to anyone but Rosinante.

Rosinante smiled, his thumb brushing over Archer’s cheek as he whispered back, "I love you too. More than anything."

Just as Archer was about to savor the quiet moment with Rosinante, the galley door flew open with a bang, startling them both. Raya burst in, wearing her usual cheeky smirk, eyes glinting with mischief.

"Hey, are you two decent?" she asked with absolutely no shame, wiggling her eyebrows. Archer could barely suppress a laugh, shaking his head at her antics.

Before either of them could respond, Raya tossed a bundle of clothes at them. "Here, these are for you."

Archer caught the pile instinctively, staring at the light blue shirt and light brown pants in his hands with a look of pure horror. He shot a glance at Rosinante, who was holding his own set, trying to stifle a grin.

"Ugh… why?" Archer groaned, holding up the shirt like it was a deadly weapon. Light blue? And sand colored pants? He could already feel the misery creeping in.

Raya gave him that look—one that Archer had learned over time was absolutely futile to argue against. It was the same look she always gave him when she wanted something done her way, no room for negotiation. She crossed her arms, eyebrow raised, practically daring him to protest.

Archer groaned again, more dramatically this time. "Fine," he muttered, dragging himself out of the galley like a condemned man walking to his doom.

Rosinante chuckled behind him, and Archer threw a mock-glare over his shoulder as he trudged toward their cabin. "Don’t laugh!"

Rosinante's grin widened, but he wisely said nothing. Archer, feeling thoroughly defeated, entered the cabin and closed the door behind him. Like a naughty boy sent to his room for bad behavior, he resigned himself to his fate and started changing.

"You better appreciate this," he grumbled, knowing full well Raya would give him hell for the next week if he didn’t at least try to act like he appreciated the outfit.

And so, with a heavy sigh, Archer pulled on the light blue shirt, dreading how ridiculous he probably looked already.

As Archer begrudgingly folded up the sleeves of the light blue shirt, he caught a glimpse of himself in the small mirror on the wall. It wasn't the worst thing he'd ever worn, but he still frowned. Before he could voice another complaint, Rosinante stepped up behind him, placing a hand on his shoulder.

"You know," Rosinante said with a soft smile, "it actually looks pretty good on you." He paused, his eyes roaming over Archer's reflection in the mirror. "You're… handsome."

Archer snorted, though the hint of a grin tugged at the corner of his mouth. "Yeah, yeah. Says the man who can make a burlap sack look good."

Rosinante leaned down, kissing the side of Archer's neck softly, sending a small shiver down his spine. "I mean it. You look great, Archer. Even in light blue." His teasing tone was playful, but the warmth in his eyes was genuine.

Archer rolled his eyes, but the compliment worked. He straightened his collar and looked at his reflection again, this time with a little less disdain. "Fine, fine," he mumbled, "but if Raya tries to make me wear anything like this again, I'm running for the hills."

Rosinante chuckled, giving Archer one more quick kiss on the cheek. "Deal. But for now, you’re stuck with it."

Suddenly, Gin threw open the door with a force that rattled the hinges. “Come quick!” he barked, urgency in his voice.

Without hesitation, Archer and Rosinante shot up and followed Gin onto the deck. The moment they stepped outside, Nugget swooped down toward them, a small note tied to the bird's leg. Archer, a little frazzled, fumbled around his coat. “Where the hell are my—”

Rosinante rolled his eyes. “Your glasses, right?” he said, shaking his head with a sigh. “I’ll read it.”

Archer handed over the note, and Rosinante quickly untied it, scanning the words before reading aloud. “It’s from Chopper. Luffy ate a poisonous fish.”

Archer blinked, his golden eyes narrowing. “Of course, he did. Stupid brat.” He turned to Rosinante, eyebrows raised, already knowing what needed to be done. Rosinante nodded firmly in agreement.

“Let’s go.”

Before Archer could take another breath, Giles was already diving into the water, his powerful fishman legs propelling him forward. Archer didn’t hesitate, leaping onto Giles’s back with a grace that would have made even the most seasoned warriors jealous.

Standing on Giles’s back, Archer balanced himself as the fishman swam toward the Thousand Sunny with the speed of a torpedo. The wind whipped through Archer’s hair, and the spray of the sea hit his face as they raced toward their destination.

“Hold on, kiddo,” Archer muttered under his breath, eyes focused ahead, his heart pounding with both concern and frustration.

Rosinante watched from the Silence. He knew that between Archer and Giles, they’d get there in time to save Luffy—just like they always did.

 

As Archer landed on the deck of the Sunny, the first thing that caught his eye was a pink-haired lady leaning in to kiss Luffy. He halted in his tracks, confusion washing over him like a tidal wave. What the hell? He approached, hands planted firmly on his hips, ready to demand answers.

“Luffy!” he barked, narrowing his eyes at the sight. “What the fuck is going on here?”

Just as he was about to get closer, something latched onto his leg. Looking down, he saw Chopper, the little reindeer doctor clinging to him like a lifeline. Archer quickly scooped him up, resting Chopper on his hip. “Chopper, what the fuck is happening?” he asked, frustration bubbling beneath the surface.

Chopper’s eyes were wide, a mixture of excitement and concern. “Luffy was hungry—like always—and he caught a fish, but it was poisonous! We called for help, and this is Sanji’s sister! She’s from Germa 66!”

Archer’s heart sank at the mention of Germa. He clenched his jaw, his mood darkening. He stomped over to Luffy and the pink-haired girl, his gaze intense. “You,” he said, pointing at her, “explain yourself.”

The girl got to her feet, fixing Archer with a sultry look, clearly believing it would charm him. But Archer had no intention of playing her game. He crossed his arms, his expression unyielding. “I don’t give a shit who you are. What the fuck are you doing to my son?”

She raised an eyebrow, clearly unperturbed. “I’m Reiju, Sanji’s oldest sibling, and I’m removing the poison from his body.”

Archer grunted in response, his annoyance evident. Luffy began to stir, blinking sleepily before throwing his arms around Archer in a tight hug. The warmth of the gesture was sweet, but Archer's patience was wearing thin. He smacked Luffy lightly on the back of the head. “If you needed food, you could’ve fucking called us!”

Sheepishly, Luffy rubbed his neck, looking sheepish. “I didn’t think of that…”

“Yeah, no surprise there,” Archer muttered, his gaze fixed on Reiju as she stepped closer, her demeanor shifting to one of flirtation.

Reiju flashed him a charming smile that fell flat against Archer’s unamused expression. “And who might you be?” she purred, her voice dripping with feigned sweetness.

“Fuck off,” Archer shot back, unblinking. “The fake superiority complex your family has, along with the fact that Judge Vinsmoke is batshit crazy, doesn’t do you any favors.” He didn’t care how she looked or how charming she thought she was; he’d seen enough of Germa’s madness to know better.

Once again, Reiju asked, “And who are you, exactly?”

Archer’s lips curled into a smile that didn’t reach his eyes, the kind that spoke volumes of his disdain. His golden eyes flashed with a mix of mischief and menace. “Two of my sons lost something, and I’m here to get it back.” He leaned in slightly, lowering his voice. “And when you see Sanji, tell him I’m wondering if Oregano still are for losers.”

Reiju’s eyes widened, realization dawning on her face as she pieced it all together. “You’re… you’re” she stammered, the confidence in her demeanor evaporating as she stepped back, her bravado crumbling.

Suddenly, without a sound, the Silence glided up beside the Thousand Sunny, its black sails catching the sunlight in a way that made it look even more imposing. Archer turned just in time to see Rosinante and Raya leap effortlessly from the Silence's deck, landing with the grace of seasoned pirates.

“Archer!” Rosinante called out, his voice cutting through the lingering tension. “Everything alright?”

“Just had a little chat with Reiju here,” Archer replied, gesturing toward the pink-haired woman, who had gone pale as she spotted the Silence and its flag fluttering ominously in the wind.

The realization of what the Silence represented seemed to hit her like a ton of bricks. She glanced back at Archer, wide-eyed, and before anyone could utter another word, she launched herself into the air, flying off with a speed that suggested she wanted to put as much distance between herself and them as possible.

“Hey!” Archer yelled after her, smirking despite the chaos. “Tell your dad we’ll be seeing him at the wedding!”

Rosinante shook his head, a bemused smile on his face. “What did you say to her?”

“Just a little reminder of what the Silence stands for,” Archer said with a grin. “You know, the usual intimidation tactics.”

Raya snickered, folding her arms. “You really have a way with words, Archer.”

“It's a gift,” he said, chuckling.

Luffy tugged on Archer’s shirt, his face a mix of confusion and hunger. “Dad, do you have any food?” he asked, his stomach rumbling as if to punctuate his request.

Archer sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Seriously, Luffy?

 

Later on, in the dim light of their cabin on the Silence, Archer lay sprawled comfortably on his stomach, the soft fabric of the sheets cool against his skin. He felt the familiar touch of Rosinante’s hand glide over his bare back, sending a warm shiver through him.

Rosinante leaned down, planting soft kisses along Archer’s spine, each one igniting a spark of affection in Archer’s heart. With a playful grin, Rosinante said, “You know, it’s amazing how you managed to scare the living daylights out of one of Germa’s commanders while carrying Chopper on your hip.”

Archer turned his head slightly, muffling his laughter in the pillow. “I’m very, very scary,” he replied, the corners of his mouth lifting in a mischievous grin.

“Absolutely terrifying,” Rosinante teased, trailing his fingers along the curve of Archer’s back. “I could practically see the fear in her eyes when you started talking. You were like a beast ready to pounce, with your reindeer sidekick!”

“Right?” Archer chuckled, trying to suppress his amusement as he buried his face deeper into the pillow. “I mean, who wouldn’t be scared of a guy holding a tiny reindeer? It’s a classic intimidation tactic!”

Rosinante laughed, his warm breath brushing against Archer’s skin. “You’re not just a pretty face, are you? You’ve got the wit to match.” He continued to plant kisses down Archer's back, his lips brushing lightly against Archer’s skin, making him feel both loved and cherished.

Archer turned slightly, resting his chin on the pillow to meet Rosinante’s gaze. “What can I say? I’m a man of many talents,” he said, a teasing sparkle in his golden eyes.

“Oh, I’m well aware of your talents,” Rosinante replied, his voice dropping to a more sultry tone. “You manage to scare off enemies and melt my heart all in one day. It’s impressive.”

Archer chuckled, feeling a warm rush of affection wash over him. “Just doing my part to keep you on your toes,” he replied, his voice turning playful again. “Can’t let you get too comfortable, or you might forget just how scary I can be.”

“I doubt I could ever forget,” Rosinante said, pressing a final kiss to the small of Archer’s back.

Chapter 59: Claws out

Summary:

Today Luffy is Rosinantes son
Protect Chopper
Raya makes Pudding, well, out of Pudding
Reward
Chocolate heist

Notes:

Raya is the queen of bitches!

Leave a comment and a kudos if you like :D !

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Archer stood at the bow of the Silence, hands gripping the railing as the island came into view. He blinked a few times, rubbed his eyes, and then blinked again.

“You’ve got to be kidding me,” he muttered under his breath.

The entire island—buildings, roads, even the trees—looked like they were made of chocolate. He leaned forward, squinting at the glistening surface of a nearby house, and sighed. Cacao Island, they called it. Everything here was edible, apparently. But really? Chocolate buildings? How in the hell was that practical?

“This place would melt in a second in the East Blue,” he grumbled. “Idiotic. Bet they lose half the town every summer.”

Rosinante, standing next to him, chuckled softly. “It’s not meant to be practical, Archer. Big Mom’s got a thing for sweets, so she makes her territories... well, like this.”

“Yeah, but chocolate? It’s ridiculous,” Archer scoffed. “What kind of pirate builds an empire on candy? What do they do when it rains? Build new houses out of fudge?”

Raya strolled up behind them, an amused smirk on her face. “You sound jealous, Arch. Maybe we should’ve made the Silence out of licorice. Bet you’d love to patch the holes with bubblegum.”

Archer shot her a sideways glance. “Not funny, Raya. Don’t even joke about my baby like that. The day I live in a candy house is the day I give up poker.” He looked around at the seemingly endless spread of confectionary nonsense, shaking his head. “I swear, this whole island looks like it’s going to collapse any second. How do they defend this place? Throw marshmallows at their enemies?”

Rosinante snorted, unable to hold back his laughter. “You know, Archer, I think you might be overthinking it.”

“I’m not overthinking it,” Archer shot back. “Look at that chocolate clock tower! One summer heatwave, and it’s going to look like a pile of sludge. Do you know how disgusting melted chocolate is?”

“Delicious?” Timble chimed in.

“Messy,” Archer said pointedly. “And sticky. And completely impractical.”

As soon as they docked, Archer, Rosinante, Raya, and Timble hopped off the Silence, greeted by the familiar faces of Luffy, Nami, Brook, Chopper, Pedro, and a new face—a bunny mink named Carrot. Archer gave a quick nod of acknowledgment before getting to the point.

"Alright, before we start making any—" Archer began, but then paused as his eyes darted over to Luffy and Chopper, who had vanished mid-sentence. In their place, two distinct shapes were now... devouring the side of a chocolate building.

Archer’s golden eyes widened in disbelief. He pinched the bridge of his nose as he muttered through clenched teeth, “Of course.”

Raya nudged him, barely hiding her laughter. “Chocolate buildings. They never stood a chance.”

“I told you,” Archer growled, glancing at Rosinante and Raya. "I fucking told you this place is insane!"

Before they could even think about stopping them, a group of guards stormed over, clapping Luffy and Chopper in irons. The sudden clang of metal made Chopper start bawling almost instantly, his little reindeer tears flowing as he shook his bound hooves.

Archer threw up his hands in exasperation, pointing accusingly at Rosinante, “You know what? Today, Luffy’s your son. Go fix it!” His voice was laced with equal parts frustration and amusement.

Rosinante, fighting a grin, shook his head at Archer. “Really? Now he’s my son?”

“Oh, absolutely,” Archer replied, crossing his arms. “Look at him—only your kid would eat a fucking building and get arrested for it within two minutes of landing. Go save him before he eats the jail.”

Raya was full-on laughing at this point, clutching her stomach. "Guess that's one way to introduce yourself to Cacao Island."

Rosinante let out a dramatic sigh, giving Archer a sideways glance before walking toward the guards. "Fine, fine. I’ll go sort this out."

As Rosinante approached the guards with a calm smile, Archer leaned against the wall, watching the shit unfold. The absurdity of the situation was enough to make him shake his head in disbelief.

"I swear, every damn time..."

Just as Rosinante was about to work his magic on the guards, a brown-haired girl came sprinting over, waving her arms frantically. “Wait! Let them go! They didn’t mean any harm!” she shouted, breathless.

The guards hesitated but ultimately obeyed, releasing Luffy and Chopper, who both seemed blissfully unaware of the trouble they had just caused. Chopper, of course, was sniffling, still shaken by the whole ordeal.

The girl turned to the group, offering a bright smile. “I’m so sorry about this. My name is Charlotte Pudding, and I own that building.”

Archer exchanged a wary glance with Nami and Raya. Something didn’t feel right. His gut told him that this girl wasn’t as harmless as she appeared. It wasn’t just because her name was Pudding—though that was ridiculous enough to make Archer pinch Raya’s arm to keep her from bursting into laughter.

Nami tilted her head, her sharp eyes assessing the situation. “You own a chocolate building?”

Pudding nodded eagerly. “Yes, and it’s really no problem! I was just about to close up for the day anyway. How about we head to a café nearby? We can talk things over there.” Her voice was sweet—too sweet.

Archer narrowed his eyes slightly but shrugged. They had to play along for now. “Sure,” he said, before turning to Luffy, his voice taking on a stern edge. “But you—" he pointed a finger directly at Luffy, who was now sulking like a scolded child, "—you’re on thin ice, brat. You can’t just eat every building you see!”

Luffy scratched the back of his head with an awkward grin. “I didn’t know it was someone’s house!”

Archer rolled his eyes. “Doesn't matter! Next time, you call me or your papa before you decide to snack on the architecture!”

Rosinante chuckled softly, Chopper now perched on his head, the little doctor having calmed down after his brief stint in chains. “Luffy’s gonna eat the whole island at this rate.”

“Wouldn’t put it past him,” Archer grumbled.

As they followed Pudding to the café, Archer kept up his quiet reprimanding of Luffy, all while keeping a close eye on their host. Something was off about her—he just couldn’t put his finger on it yet.

Raya, still biting her lip to stifle her laughter, leaned over to Archer and whispered, “I swear, if we get ambushed by someone with a name like Flan or Custard, I’m out.”

Archer smirked. “Deal.”

But as they entered the café, all humor left him. His gut was still twisting. Something was brewing, and it wasn’t just the coffee.

Archer slouched back in his chair, arms crossed, surveying the café with disdain. How quaint. Too quaint for his taste. The kind of place that made his skin itch with its pristine decor and delicate pastries. Ugh. He felt like a lion in a teacup party—and Raya and Rosinante weren’t faring much better, judging by the awkward way they fidgeted in their seats.

Luffy, on the other hand, had no such reservations. He plopped down across from the brown-haired girl—Pudding—with all the grace of a child who had never been taught to mind his manners (well, they had not focused on manners back then). “I’m Luffy!” he declared without hesitation, grinning ear to ear.

Archer closed his eyes briefly, pinching the bridge of his nose. Of course, Luffy would just blurt it out.

Pudding smiled politely, though there was a certain flicker in her eyes that Archer didn’t like. “I’ve heard of you, Straw Hat Luffy. You’re quite famous. Actually… I should probably tell you something important.” She hesitated for a moment before dropping the bombshell. “I’m Charlotte Pudding, daughter of Big Mom, and... I’m the one Sanji is supposed to marry.”

At that, Archer’s golden eyes snapped to hers, glowing like molten fire. His mouth opened, a biting retort already forming on his tongue, but before he could get a word out, Pudding quickly added, “But... Sanji doesn’t want to go through with it. He wants to come back to you.”

Archer’s lips twitched; the biting words swallowed but not forgotten. His gaze softened just a fraction, but the tension still hung in the air.

It was Raya who broke the silence, a snort escaping her lips. “Well, that’s lucky for you, isn’t it?”

Pudding blinked, clearly thrown off. “What do you mean?” she asked, her eyes narrowing slightly.

Raya leaned forward, propping her chin on her hand, a mischievous smirk tugging at her lips. “I mean,” she began with a low chuckle, “had you married Sanji, it would’ve been the loneliest marriage you’d ever know.”

Pudding’s eyes widened, confused. “Lonely?”

“Oh, very lonely,” Raya continued, her voice dripping with sarcasm and amusement. She leaned even closer, her smile never wavering. “You see, there wouldn’t be any children from that union, no romantic nights, no stolen glances. You’d be stuck with a man who’d never love you. Because... well, he loves someone else and add the fact that you are not his type, at all. So, enjoy that little fairytale of yours while you can.”

The venomous sweetness in Raya’s tone was unmistakable, but her expression was still playful, as if this was just a little game for her. Pudding stared at her, wide-eyed and bewildered. “Wh-what are you saying?”

Raya grinned wider. “Oh, honey,” she said, her voice oozing fake sympathy, “that’s for you to figure out. But trust me—Sanji would never touch you, let alone love you.”

Pudding recoiled slightly, her confidence wavering, as if she suddenly realized she was playing a very different game than the one she thought she was in. Archer couldn’t help but smirk, watching the whole interaction unfold.

Raya leaned in, resting her elbows on the table, her gaze fixating on Pudding with an intensity that made even Archer raise an eyebrow. "So," she asked, casually but with an edge that hinted she was about to take this conversation somewhere uncomfortable, "how old are you?"

Pudding blinked, clearly still rattled from the previous exchange. “Uh, I-I’m 16.”

Raya’s eyes widened, and a sudden burst of laughter erupted from her. Not a normal laugh, but one of those crazy, borderline-maniacal ones that made the whole room go silent for a beat. "Sixteen? Sixteen? Oh, you poor thing," she said, wiping a mock tear from the corner of her eye. "You should be thanking your lucky stars you’re not getting married yet! You’re dodging the whole child bride bullet."

Brook dropped his teacup with a clatter, and Nami’s face contorted into something between disbelief and horror. She instinctively reached over to cover Chopper’s ears, who was sitting on Rosinante’s head like a bewildered accessory.

Pudding, on the other hand, blushed furiously, her cheeks turning a shade of red that matched her name. "I—uh—I don’t—" she stammered, clearly at a loss for words, trying to figure out how to respond to Raya’s bluntness.

But Raya wasn’t done. Not by a long shot.

She leaned even closer, her voice lowering but still carrying enough weight to make everyone listen. “Listen up, sweetheart,” she said, almost conspiratorially. “You’ve been handed a golden opportunity here. No wedding to worry about, no forced romance with some guy who wouldn’t give you a second glance. You’re free! You should be ecstatic. You can take this time to screw around a little, have some fun.” She winked, causing Pudding’s face to go from pink to deep crimson.

Archer glanced over at Rosinante; his golden eyes gleaming with amusement. He muttered under his breath, "She really knows how to kick someone when they’re down, huh?"

Rosinante just grinned, while Nami looked like she was going to explode, holding Chopper even tighter to shield his innocent ears from the rest of the conversation.

Pudding, meanwhile, was still blushing profusely and stammering, “I-I don’t—what are you talking about? I don’t—”

Raya cut her off with a sharp but almost playful grin. “Look, I’m not saying this to be mean. I’m telling you to be smart, Pudding. There’s a lot of stuff about to go down—real bad stuff. So pick your next steps wisely, or you’ll end up crushed under it all. Trust me, you don’t want to be collateral damage when shit hits the fan.”

Pudding blinked, her flustered expression slowly shifting to something more serious, like the gravity of Raya’s words was finally sinking in

As they walked away from the café, Archer couldn't help but glance back at the building, then over at Raya, who was still smirking like the devil herself. Her words had left a sting in the air, one that would undoubtedly sit with Pudding for a while.

Before they could move too far down the street, Raya turned around one last time, her voice loud and clear as she called back to Pudding, "Oh, and tell Sanji—fire's nipping at his heels. He’ll know what I mean." With a casual wave, she turned back, looking smug as ever.

Archer watched her for a moment, that grin slowly spreading across his face. "You are such a bitch," he said, his voice filled with pride. His golden eyes gleamed with approval.

Raya's grin widened, and she gave him a playful wink. "Damn right I am," she replied. "Ace is family. And no one pisses on my family. Especially not little girls named Pudding."

Rosinante chuckled from beside them, shaking his head with amusement. "You two really know how to stir the pot."

Archer snorted, throwing an arm around Raya's shoulders. “Stir it? She just flipped it upside down and kicked it across the room.”

Raya laughed, leaning into Archer's side. "Hey, if I'm going to get involved, might as well make it count, right?"

 

Before they set sail, Archer made a quick decision. He glanced down at Timble, who was perched on his shoulder, and said, "Alright, little man, we're making a pit stop."

Without waiting for an answer, he picked Timble up and tucked him securely into his chest pocket. With a final look at Rosinante and Raya, he told the group, “Meet back on the Silence in 30 minutes.” He winked at Rosinante, who just raised an eyebrow, clearly curious but used to Archer’s spontaneous schemes.

Archer made his way through the bustling streets of Cacao Island, slipping through the crowds with Timble scouting out potential targets from his cozy spot in Archer’s pocket. After a few minutes, they found a shop, tucked between candy houses, that screamed "overpriced liquor." Archer's golden eyes gleamed.

Timble peeked his head out, nodding toward a shelf lined with dark bottles. "That one," he whispered.

"Good eye," Archer muttered, sneaking into the store with the subtlety of a veteran thief. In mere moments, five bottles of the finest, most expensive rum in the place were stashed away, and Archer casually strolled out, whistling like nothing happened.

Back on the Silence, he found Raya leaning against the mast, looking out over the dock. As he approached, she turned, that ever-present smirk on her face. “You’re late,” she teased.

Archer grinned, pulling out the bottles one by one, handing them over like they were treasure from the Grand Line itself. “Thought you deserved a little thank you,” he said, giving her a cheeky wink. “For that beautiful verbal smackdown of Pudding back there. I’m proud of you.”

Raya’s eyes lit up at the sight of the rum, her fingers tracing the labels like they were pure gold. "Five bottles?" she asked, clearly impressed. "You must’ve really liked what I did back there."

Archer shrugged, though his grin was unmistakable. "You're family, Raya. And no one pisses on family—especially not a brat named Pudding."

Raya chuckled, shaking her head as she held up one of the bottles. “You’re a dangerous man, Archer. This better be the best rum I’ve ever had.”

“Only the finest,” Archer replied, throwing an arm around her shoulder. “Nothing but the best for my favorite girl.”

Raya laughed, a genuine, hearty sound that echoed across the deck. "Next time, I'll make sure to add a little more bite, just for you."

"Looking forward to it," Archer said, grinning.

Archer stepped into the galley, where Rosinante was already deep into briefing Ace, Giles, and Gin about what had gone down at the café. As soon as Archer entered, Giles, always quick to pick up on things, raised a brow and asked, “Where’ve you been?”

Before Archer could answer, Timble, the little tattletale, popped his head out from Archer’s chest pocket, his voice brimming with excitement. “Oh! We hit a liquor store!” he chirped. “For rum. For Raya.”

Archer just sighed, knowing what was coming next.

Ace leaned back in his chair, crossing his arms with a grin. "Raya? What did she do this time?"

Timble, bouncing slightly in Archer's pocket like an excited kid, started to tell the story. "Oh, you should’ve seen it! She put that Charlotte Pudding girl in her place! Told her straight-up that if she married Sanji, it’d be the loneliest marriage ever—no love, no kids, nothing!" Timble laughed as he recounted Raya’s sharp words, his little hands gesturing wildly.

Giles let out a low whistle, clearly impressed, while Gin shook his head with a smirk. “That sounds like her,” Gin remarked. “Never pulls a punch.”

Archer leaned against the doorway, arms crossed, watching Timble with an amused grin. “Yep. Gotta admit, she earned that rum. Five bottles, top shelf.”

Ace raised an eyebrow, clearly intrigued by the story. “And how did Pudding take that?”

“Stammered like a deer caught in the headlights,” Timble said with a mischievous grin. “Raya had her reeling. And before Pudding could even process, Raya dropped some cryptic advice about choosing her next steps wisely. Pretty sure she scared the shit outta her.”

Ace burst out laughing. “Sounds like she did us all proud.”

Rosinante, listening to the whole story with a soft smile, glanced at Archer. “So, you went all the way to grab her some thank-you rum?”

Archer shrugged, giving a sly grin. “What can I say? She earned it. Plus, gotta keep morale up.”

“Morale?” Rosinante chuckled. “You just wanted an excuse to stir up more trouble.”

Archer winked at him. “You know me too well, love.”

With that, Giles clapped his hands together, shaking his head in disbelief. “You lot are gonna be the death of me.” But there was no hiding the grin on his face.

Ace raised his glass, a smirk playing on his lips. “Here’s to Raya, and to putting idiots in their place.”

“To Raya!” Timble echoed, raising a tiny fist in celebration.

 

As Archer crawled into bed after a long shower, a grin spread across his face. Today had been a good day—hell, it had been a great day. He loved his crew. They were all a bunch of misfits from every corner of the world, yet they fit together like pieces of a puzzle, each one unique but essential to the whole.

The cabin door creaked open, and Rosinante stepped inside, a small smile playing on his lips. Archer raised an eyebrow, noticing the way Rosinante was hiding something behind his back. “What are you up to?” he asked, his curiosity piqued.

Rosinante sheepishly scratched the back of his neck, glancing away for a moment. “Well, it turns out you’re not the only one stealing something from Cacao Island,” he said, his tone light but teasing.

Intrigued, Archer leaned forward, resting his chin on his hands. “Oh? What exactly did you steal?”

“Do you trust me?” Rosinante asked, his expression suddenly serious.

Without any hesitation, Archer met his gaze and said, “With my life.”

A sly grin spread across Rosinante's face as he took a step closer, pulling out a luxurious silk scarf from behind his back. “Good,” he said, his voice dropping to a sultry whisper. Before Archer could respond, Rosinante swiftly tied Archer’s hands to the headboard, the soft fabric contrasting with the firmness of the wood.

Archer’s heart raced, both from the surprise and the thrill of the moment. Rosinante leaned down, kissing him deeply, a gentle yet demanding touch that made Archer forget everything else. Archer melted into the kiss, a mix of excitement and warmth flooding through him.

“Now,” Rosinante murmured against Archer’s lips, pulling back just enough to look into his golden eyes, “let’s see how well you can behave while I take what’s mine.”

Archer’s grin widened, the anticipation bubbling up inside him. “You know I’m always good for you,” he teased, wiggling his hands playfully against the scarf, testing its hold.

Rosinante chuckled softly, clearly enjoying the moment. “That’s what I’m counting on.”

With a glint in his eyes, Archer settled back into the pillows, ready for whatever Rosinante had planned, excitement thrumming in the air around them.

Archer lay on the soft bed, his wrists bound to the headboard with a silk scarf. The fabric was a delicate contrast against his tanned skin, emphasizing his vulnerability.

Rosinante, the towering blond with a playful glint in his brown eyes, stood at the foot of the bed, admiring his captive. He knew exactly how to push Archer's buttons, and tonight was no exception. Rosinante dipped his fingers into something Archer couldn’t see, a small bowl filled with melted chocolate.

 The sweet aroma filled the air as he coated his fingertips with the silky substance. Archer's curiosity grew as he felt the warm liquid trickle down his chest, a delightful sensation that made him squirm.

"What's this?" he asked, his voice laced with desire. "A little treat I stole from Cocoa Island," Rosinante replied with a mischievous grin. "Thought we could use some sweetness tonight."

Archer's smirk widened, his golden hair falling across his forehead as he arched his back slightly, inviting more. Rosinante slowly traced patterns on Archer's torso with the chocolate, swirling it around his nipples, making them harden under the sticky touch. He dipped his fingers back into the bowl, ensuring a generous amount, and then drew a line down Archer's flat stomach, stopping just above his erection.

"Oh, fuck..." Archer moaned, his body reacting to the sensation of the cooling chocolate against his heated skin. Rosinante's breath was hot on his neck as he leaned in, his lips brushing against Archer's ear. "You like that, huh? Let's see how you taste," he whispered, his voice low and seductive

Rosinante began to lick the chocolate off Archer's body, starting from his chest and working his way down. His tongue was warm and wet, sending shivers down Archer's spine.

He lapped at the sticky sweetness, taking his time to savor every inch of Archer's skin. As he reached the trail of chocolate leading to Archer's cock, he paused, teasing the tip with the very tip of his tongue. "Please..." Archer begged, his hips thrusting upwards, seeking more contact.

 Rosinante chuckled, the vibrations tickling Archer's sensitive skin. He wanted to make this last, to drive Archer wild with pleasure. Rosinante took his time, licking and sucking every drop of chocolate from Archer's body. He paid special attention to Archer's inner thighs, nipping at the sensitive skin, leaving marks that would remind him of this night.

Archer's moans filled the cabin, his golden hair now damp with sweat, clinging to his forehead. As Rosinante's tongue teased the entrance of Archer's hole, he let out a particularly loud moan, his body arching off the bed. Rosinante smiled, knowing he had found the perfect spot. He lapped at the chocolate, slowly preparing Archer, his fingers gently massaging the outer rim.

"You're so fucking responsive," Rosinante growled, his own desire rising as he watched Archer's reactions. He wanted to make this good, to give Archer the best experience possible. Positioning himself between Archer's legs, Rosinante took one of Archer's thighs and draped it over his shoulder, exposing him completely.

 Archer's eyes were heavy-lidded, his body relaxed and ready. Rosinante lined up his thick cock and slowly pushed inside, savoring the tight heat that enveloped him. Archer gasped, his eyes rolling back as he adjusted to the fullness. "Yes... fuck yes," he hissed, his words encouraging Rosinante to continue.

Rosinante started with slow, deliberate thrusts, building a steady rhythm as he claimed Archer's body. Their mouths found each other, kissing passionately, biting and sucking on swollen lips. Archer's hands, still bound, clenched the scarf as he surrendered to the pleasure coursing through him.

Rosinante's free hand roamed over Archer's body, grasping his hip to pull him closer with each thrust. The pace quickened, Rosinante's cock sliding in and out, eliciting desperate moans from Archer.

 "Harder... please," Archer begged, his voice hoarse from the intensity. Rosinante obliged, pounding into him, the headboard banging against the wall in rhythm with their movements. As they reached the pinnacle of pleasure, Rosinante reached between them, stroking Archer's cock in time with his thrusts.

Archer's body tensed, his hole clenching tightly around Rosinante's cock as he came with a shout, his release coating their stomachs. Feeling Archer's orgasm, Rosinante followed, burying himself deep inside and filling Archer with his own hot cum.

When they finally caught their breath, Rosinante loosened the scarf, freeing Archer's hands. Archer immediately laid himself on top of Rosinante, relishing the warmth of his partner beneath him. He brushed his fingers through Rosinante's hair, a playful grin spreading across his face. “So, where exactly did you steal the chocolate from?” he asked, raising an eyebrow in mock suspicion.

Rosinante's grin widened, his eyes sparkling with mischief. “Oh, just a little something from the café,” he replied, his tone light and teasing. “I figured it would make for a nice snack later. You know how I can’t resist chocolate.”

Archer laughed, shaking his head in disbelief. “You really are incorrigible, you know that?” He pressed his forehead against Rosinante’s, their breaths mingling in the warm air.

The next morning at breakfast, the scent of freshly brewed coffee and sizzling bacon filled the galley of the Silence. Timble, perched on the edge of the table, paused mid-nibble on a piece of toast. His tiny nose twitched as he sniffed the air. “I smell chocolate!” he announced, his eyes widening in delight.

Rosinante immediately turned a shade of pink, glancing down at his plate as if it held all the answers. Archer couldn't help but burst into laughter, the sound echoing off the wooden walls of the ship.

 

Chapter 60: Do you remember?

Summary:

Stupid woods
Even Kidd
Go Luffy
Dad mode
Promotion
Hiding and crashing

Notes:

Leave a kudos and a commet if you like!:D

Chapter Text

Okay. Archer had had it.

This whole situation was a clusterfuck of the highest order, and Pudding? Yeah, she was full of shit. Next time he laid eyes on her, he’d happily step aside and let Raya have at her. The thought of it almost made him smile—almost.

Archer’s patience, which had never been in great supply to begin with, was wearing dangerously thin. After following Pudding's “directions” like a bunch of idiots, Archer, Luffy, Nami, Chopper, Raya, Ace, and Carrot ended up in a place called the Seducing Woods. Seducing his ass. If anyone thought this place was seducing, they were as dumb as they looked.

Hell, even Kidd was more seductive than this forest, and that was saying something.

It was a fucking shitshow. Trees were alive and talking, there were these creepy-ass homies everywhere, and then, to top it all off, they had to deal with mirror clones.

Mirror clones. What kind of sadistic freak came up with that?

Facing his own reflection was one thing, but seeing a distorted version of himself grinning like it wanted to tear him apart? That was nightmare fuel right there. No amount of whiskey was going to wash that image out of his head.

Archer side-eyed one of the trees as it cackled with a maniacal grin. “Seducing woods,” he muttered, gripping the hilt of his sword a little tighter. “This is about as seductive as a kick to the balls.” He threw a glance at Raya, who was looking around with equal amounts of disgust and amusement. “Kidd’s more seductive than this crap.”

Raya let out a loud laugh, but before she could respond, another round of mirror clones sprang up, their twisted faces sneering in that same haunting way. Archer moved like lightning, slicing through them with a growl, each one shattering like glass. But as much as he tried to focus, his mind kept drifting back to Rosinante.

God, he missed his husband. He missed his stupid smile, his clumsy antics, and that damn infectious laugh that always managed to calm him, no matter how chaotic things got. The ache of Rosinante’s absence gnawed at him, but he had to shove it down for now. There were bigger problems to deal with—like getting Sanji back.

Ace wasn’t holding up well, and it was hurting Archer to see his son like this. He could see the tension building in Ace’s every move, the way his jaw clenched tight, and how his eyes darkened with every mention of the Vinsmokes or Big Mom’s schemes. This wasn’t just about some political marriage or power move—this was personal. The bastards were taking the man Ace loved, and Archer could see it was tearing him apart.

Ace was a damn good actor, but no one could hide that kind of pain forever. Archer knew his son better than anyone, and seeing him struggle like this? Yeah, it made him want to tear Big Mom’s empire apart, brick by brick.

“Hey dad,” Ace’s voice cut through Archer’s thoughts. His son was keeping pace next to him, his face unreadable, but the fury was simmering just beneath the surface. “You think we’ll make it in time?”

Archer’s golden eyes flickered to Ace, softening for a second before hardening again. “Damn right we will,” he said firmly. “No way in hell are we letting that wedding happen. Not on our watch.”

Ace nodded, though the tension didn’t leave his body. He was hurting, and it was more than just worry—it was love. Archer knew that kind of pain. He knew how deep it ran. It was the kind of hurt that made you want to burn the world down for the person you cared about.

“Look,” Archer said, his tone softening, “we’ll get Sanji back. I promise you, kid. No Vinsmoke, no Big Mom, no fucking forest is going to stop us.”

Ace’s jaw unclenched just a little, and he gave a short nod. “Thanks.”

As they pushed further through the woods, Archer’s gaze darted around. They were running out of time, and there was still the big issue of Big Mom’s territory. And that “big ass ugly woman” Luffy had called Branch? Yeah, that sounded like a treat. From what he heard, she could give even Dadan a run for her money, which wasn’t exactly a compliment.

But right now, his mind kept circling back to the fact that his son—his proud, strong, smart-ass son—was on the verge of losing the man he loved to some twisted family of psychopaths. And as much as Archer wanted to crack jokes about it to lighten the mood, the anger boiling under his skin wasn’t letting him relax. Not until they had Sanji back, and these damn woods were behind them.

“Oi, Ace,” Archer called out, breaking through the tension as he sliced through another homie with ease. “You better be ready to get your boy back, because when we crash that wedding, it’s going to be one hell of a show.”

Ace’s lip quirked slightly, a faint grin creeping up despite the stress. “Wouldn’t miss it for the world.”

Archer smirked, shaking his head. “Damn straight.”

And as they pressed on through the madness of the Seducing Woods, Archer felt his resolve harden. They were going to get Sanji back, they were going to tear down every obstacle in their way, and Big Mom? Well, she was about to get a taste of what it meant to mess with his family.

The clock was ticking, and hell was about to break loose.

Okay. Now it was just Archer, Raya, Nami, Luffy, and Ace left standing. No one had any idea where the hell Chopper or Carrot had disappeared to. Typical. And somehow, in the middle of all this chaos, Nami had convinced a tree to help them out.

A tree.

Archer wasn’t sure what was weirder—the fact that Nami could talk to a damn tree, or that it had actually listened. But hey, if it got them out of this mess, he wasn’t going to ask too many questions. He was too tired for logic.

And then, just when he thought things couldn’t get any more absurd, some guy calling himself Cracker showed up.

“Cracker? Really?” Archer muttered, barely suppressing a laugh. “First Pudding, now Cracker? What kind of weird-ass names are these?”

Before Archer could get any further in his sarcastic commentary, Cracker decided to attack, his ridiculous name somehow matching his equally ridiculous Devil Fruit power. He could create biscuit soldiers.

At that point, Archer was done. Mentally, emotionally, physically—just done. This was beyond anything he’d ever dealt with before. They were getting attacked by an army of walking, talking biscuit warriors, and here he was, standing in the middle of it all, trying to keep his shit together. He just wanted to find Sanji and get the hell out of this madhouse.

But thank god for Luffy.

His youngest son had jumped into the fight with all the rage and energy Archer expected from him. Luffy was a force of nature, no doubt about that. But even Luffy was starting to look worn out, and there seemed to be no end to the endless parade of biscuit soldiers Cracker was summoning.

Archer narrowed his eyes, ready to jump in and help, when something absolutely unbelievable happened.

Luffy, in all his infinite wisdom and stubbornness, started eating the biscuit soldiers.

Eating them.

At first, Archer thought he’d lost his mind. He blinked, thinking his exhaustion was playing tricks on him, but no—Luffy was actually devouring the biscuit warriors like it was some kind of deranged buffet. And not just one or two—he was tearing through them.

Archer stood there, dumbfounded, watching as Luffy stuffed his face with a mix of determination and rage. He glanced over at Raya, who was watching with wide eyes, clearly just as speechless.

“You seeing this?” Archer asked, his voice barely above a whisper.

“Yup,” Raya replied, her tone just as shocked. “I’m seeing it.”

Archer chuckled darkly. “There’s no way Rosi’s gonna believe me when I tell him about this.”

No way in hell. Rosinante was used to crazy stories from their adventures, but this? This was next level. He was going to have a hell of a time trying to explain that Luffy had fought an army of biscuits and decided the best course of action was to eat his way through the problem.

And honestly? It was working.

With every bite, Luffy seemed to gain more energy, and the biscuit soldiers started disappearing faster than Cracker could summon them. Archer shook his head in disbelief, a grin tugging at his lips despite the insanity of the situation.

“That kid,” he muttered, his chest swelling with a mix of pride and exasperation. “He never ceases to amaze me.”

 

Nami had clearly had enough of this madness. Without hesitation, she swung her Climate Tact and summoned rain that began to pour over the biscuit soldiers and Cracker himself. The once-impenetrable biscuit armor softened under the downpour, turning soggy and weak. This was the opening Luffy needed, and he wasted no time.

With the rain weakening the biscuit warriors, Luffy powered through them, finally taking Cracker down with a well-placed strike. Archer watched in quiet admiration as Nami continued to press the tree for information, coaxing it to lead them out of this cursed forest. He could see the sharpness in her eyes—Nami was not to be trifled with today.

When they finally emerged from the Seducing Woods, it was like a wave of relief washed over them all. Archer could almost feel the tension lift from his shoulders. He glanced over at the others—soaked, exhausted, but still standing. They were close now. In the distance, looming like a terrible promise, was Big Mom’s castle.

“Alright, everyone, gather up,” Archer said, his tone calm but firm. They all huddled together, their eyes shifting toward the massive structure ahead. “Play it smart when we get there. This isn’t just a fight—it’s a negotiation. Let me do the talking.”

He looked directly at Luffy, his youngest son’s eyes still burning with the fiery need to rescue Sanji. “One slip-up, and we lose Sanji. Understand?”

Luffy, always impulsive, looked like he wanted to argue, but something in Archer’s voice made him nod.

Then Archer turned to Ace, who had been eerily silent, his worry for Sanji written all over his face. “And you,” Archer said, his gaze softening for just a moment, “keep your mouth shut. If you say anything wrong, we might not get him back.”

Ace, tense and visibly frustrated, bit his lip but nodded. Archer knew how hard this was for him—Sanji meant everything to Ace, but this was about more than just feelings now.

“We’re entering as the Portgas clan,” Archer continued, his tone now taking on the weight of responsibility. “Judge Vinsmoke is scared shitless of me, so we’ll use that to our advantage. I’ll go in the front, alone, as the patriarch.”

He turned to Raya, who was standing nearby with an unreadable expression. “After me, Ace and you will follow. Ace, because he’s my eldest son here and the vice-captain of the Silence. And you, Raya, because you’re mine and Rosinante’s left hand.”

Raya’s eyes widened, and for the briefest second, she blushed, pride flashing across her face. Archer gave her a slight nod, acknowledging her importance to their crew and to him personally.

“Luffy, Nami, you’ll follow together,” Archer finished. “Luffy, you’re the youngest son, and captain of the Straw Hats. Nami, you’re his navigator and our key to getting through this.”

Everyone nodded, the gravity of the situation settling in. They knew what was at stake.

Archer wasn’t walking into this blind, and Judge Vinsmoke had every reason to fear the Portgas name. This was going to be a game of wits, power, and, most of all, survival. They had one shot to get this right. One wrong move, and they could lose everything.

 

As they stepped into the clearing, a sense of unease washed over Archer. That unease solidified into a cold knot in his stomach when a carriage rolled into view. The ornate vehicle was unmistakably marked with the Vinsmoke family crest.

“Shit,” Archer muttered under his breath, turning to Ace. “Hide behind that tree. Now!”

Ace didn’t argue; he ducked behind the massive trunk just in time. Luffy, however, had other ideas. With an exuberant shout, he sprinted toward the carriage, arms wide open, clearly aiming to embrace Sanji, who was standing at the side, flanked by his family.

But Sanji’s reaction was swift and brutal. He kicked Luffy square in the face, the impact sending his youngest son tumbling to the ground. “I reject the Straw Hats!” Sanji declared, his voice cold and cutting. “I choose my real family!”

Luffy, always the optimistic one, picked himself up with determination in his eyes. “I’ll wait for you, Sanji! Don’t eat anything until you come back!”

Archer felt his heart constrict at Luffy’s words. It was the kind of loyalty that both warmed and broke his heart, but it was a reminder that Sanji was not just another member of their crew; he was family. And Archer had had enough of this charade.

With a deep breath, he stepped forward, gesturing for the others to stay hidden. As Sanji caught sight of him, the color drained from his face. Archer allowed a grim smile to form.

“Happy to see me?” he asked, the sarcasm thick in his voice.

Sanji’s gaze dropped, his silence speaking volumes.

“Aw, come on now,” Archer continued, his tone darkening. “What kind of former father-in-law would I be if I didn’t say hello? Oh, and your dad told me to say hi.”

It was a subtle way to let Sanji know that Zeff was okay, but it also served another purpose. He needed Sanji to understand that not all family was blood.

Sanji, recovering slightly from the shock, shot back, “My real father sits in the wagon!”

Archer laughed, a harsh sound that echoed through the clearing. “Sure, every asshole can fuck a woman and create a child. But it takes a real man to be a father. You remember that time I saved you and Zeff from that hellhole of an island?”

He leaned closer, his voice dropping to a near whisper. “I told you then that you had to honor Zeff’s sacrifice, that you couldn’t just throw it away. So don’t you dare let this ‘family’ of yours convince you otherwise.”

Archer stepped back, shaking his head as if to dismiss the whole ridiculous situation. “Go on, then. Enjoy your child bride. But tell her that Raya is coming for her.”

Sanji gulped, the color returning to his face but this time from a mix of fear and realization. Archer turned away, a part of him hoping that the words would resonate with Sanji.

“We’ll see you at the wedding,” Archer added over his shoulder, his voice steady despite the turmoil roiling within him.

As they slipped back into the shadows, Archer felt a mix of satisfaction and anxiety. He had said what needed to be said, but now the stakes were higher than ever. Would Sanji remember the lessons from their past, or would he succumb to the pressure of his biological family?

Time was running out, and Archer knew they needed to move quickly. The wedding was drawing near, and he couldn’t let Sanji become a pawn in Big Mom’s game.

Nami approached him, her eyes wide with a mix of admiration and fear. “You’re a very scary man, you know that?” she said, her tone half-joking but laced with sincerity.

Archer looked at her, the corners of his mouth curling into a soft, genuine smile. “It’s because I care,” he replied, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. “As a father, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for my kids. Nothing. I would move heaven and earth for them.”

He paused, feeling the weight of his words settle between them. “And for you and the others too. You’re all family to me, and I’d fight for each and every one of you.”

Nami’s expression softened, her initial apprehension fading away. A smile broke across her face as she stepped forward and wrapped her arms around him in a warm embrace.

“Thank you, Archer,” she murmured against his shoulder, feeling the sincerity of his promise.

 

Archer could feel the anger boiling inside him like molten lava. One moment, they were strategizing how to rescue Sanji, and the next, all hell broke loose. Big Mom's army—an overwhelming force of Homies and soldiers—descended upon them like a dark cloud, and in the chaos, Nami and Luffy were captured. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

Archer clenched his fists, feeling his teeth elongate into fangs as his frustration manifested physically. Ace stood beside him, equally tense, his brow furrowed with worry. They had managed to hide in the city for now, but that didn’t ease the pit of dread in Archer’s stomach.

“Where the hell is Rosi?” Archer muttered under his breath. He didn’t like feeling this powerless, especially when his husband was out there somewhere, likely worrying just as much about them.

Ace, sensing his father's frustration, placed a hand on Archer's shoulder. “We’ll find them, Dad. We just have to stay calm and think this through.”

Raya had decided to take matters into her own hands. “I’m going to steal some clothes,” she declared, determination in her voice. “Something that’ll help us blend in better. Just stay here and don’t do anything reckless.”

Before Archer could argue, she darted off into the shadows of the alleyway. He watched her go, a mix of admiration and concern swirling in his chest. Raya was brave, but sometimes her boldness got them into trouble.

When Raya returned a couple of hours later, Archer’s heart leaped. She wasn’t alone—Timble perched on her shoulder, grinning from ear to ear. Oh, fuck, Archer had missed the little guy! He sprinted toward them, relief flooding through him.

“Timble! Where’s Rosi? Where are the others?” Archer’s voice was urgent, every word tinged with the weight of worry.

Timble began to ramble excitedly, “Luffy, Nami, Sanji, Brook, Rosinante, Pedro, and Chopper and Carrot are forming an alliance with the Fire Tank Pirates to take out Big Mom! The meeting starts in one hour! We have to hurry!”

Archer’s breath caught in his throat. An alliance? This was good news, but they had to move fast. “How did you find us?” he asked, looking at Raya, who was smirking at him.

“Found him beside a fruit stand, of course,” Raya replied, rolling her eyes. “He was looking for you two, and I figured I might as well bring him along.”

She tossed something toward Archer and Ace, and they caught the items in midair. “Clothes,” she announced, a teasing smile on her face. “You need to suit up. Shit’s about to go down, and as your left hand, I want us all to look our best.”

Archer and Ace nodded, the gravity of their mission settling over them. They quickly changed into the outfits Raya had provided. Archer slipped into black pants and a blood-red shirt, throwing on a black cloak for good measure. Ace opted for black pants and a dark green shirt, pairing it with a cloak of his own.

Raya was next, slipping into a tight, long black silk dress without straps, the fabric hugging her curves perfectly. The dress had a long slit at her left thigh that added an air of danger and allure.

After they dressed, Raya turned her attention to their hair, and Archer winced. “Ugh, do we have to?” he protested, but she was already combing his hair back, her hands working deftly.

“Don’t whine,” she chided playfully. “You’ll thank me later.”

Once she finished with Archer, she turned to Ace, who sat in a chair, a reluctant expression on his face. After a few minutes of styling, she stepped back, surveying her work.

Archer glanced at Ace, then at himself in a nearby reflective surface. Damn, they looked good! The cloaks flowed dramatically, giving them a heroic flair, while the deep colors contrasted sharply with their features. Archer felt a surge of confidence.

“Okay, we look ready for haggling,” Archer said, a grin breaking across his face. “Let’s go to that meeting.”

 

With Timble leading the way, Archer felt a rush of adrenaline. They navigated through the winding streets until they reached the location of the Fire Tank Pirates’ meeting. Archer took a deep breath, feeling the weight of what lay ahead. No longer caring about the consequences, he pushed through the door, swaggering in with Raya and Ace by his side, Timble nestled snugly in his chest pocket.

As they entered, several heads turned in their direction. The room was filled with familiar faces—Luffy’s crew, Sanji, Rosinante, Carrot, Pedro, and many others from various alliances. Archer couldn’t help but smile, albeit bitterly. “Missed us?” he called out, his voice cutting through the tension.

Before anyone could respond, Rosinante sprang up from his seat, his expression a mix of relief and joy. He rushed toward Archer, lifting him off the ground and enveloping him in a tight embrace. Archer’s heart swelled; it felt so good to be back in Rosinante’s arms.

“Fuck I missed you!” Rosinante exclaimed, his voice filled with concern and relief. Archer was grateful for the warmth of his husband, feeling all the worries of the past hours fade away, if only for a moment.

Ace’s gaze flickered toward Sanji, their eyes locking for a brief instant. Archer noticed the tension in the air and the way Ace’s expression shifted to one of discomfort. Ace looked away quickly, and Raya, sensing his unease, grabbed his hand in silent support. Archer wished he could ease that pain for both of them.

As Rosinante finally set him down, Archer straightened his cloak and turned to face the group, clasping his hands together. “Alright, everyone, what’s the plan?”

 

 

Chapter 61: Escape

Summary:

Judge gets owned.
So does his spawn
Raya hits
They fly
Archers baby is hurt
Archer kills
Giles goes batshit crazy
A jump

Chapter Text

The plan was set, and Archer felt a thrill of excitement coursing through him. Finally, they were about to take the fight to Big Mom, and he couldn’t wait to show her what the Portgas clan was capable of.

He stood alongside Rosinante, Raya, and Ace, the four of them a formidable team entering the lion’s den. The plan was to infiltrate Big Mom's chateau as guests, leveraging their notoriety and the weight of the Donquixote family legacy (Thanks Rosi) to get close enough to enact their rescue mission. The fact that they were also the Portgas clan—famous and feared—would certainly have its advantages with the underground.

As they waited for Luffy and the others to initiate their part of the plan, Archer’s gaze drifted around the gathering. He spotted Sanji in the distance, standing somewhat apart from the group, waiting to head back to the chateau. The way he held himself spoke volumes; he was tense, and Archer could see the conflict in his eyes. Sanji was trying to approach Ace, but it was clear that the younger Portgas was still struggling with the emotions of the situation.

Sanji opened his mouth to say something, but Ace simply looked at him, the hurt evident on his face, before turning away. Archer felt a pang in his chest at the sight. He knew his son well enough to understand that he was like Archer himself when he was angry or hurt—both were prone to retreating into themselves, needing time to process before they could confront what lay ahead.

“Damn it,” Archer muttered under his breath. He could see how much Sanji wanted to reach out, how desperately he needed to communicate with Ace, but it was like a wall had gone up between them. Archer understood that emotional wounds didn’t heal quickly; they took time, and the situation with the Vinsmokes had pushed Ace to his breaking point.

“Do you think they’ll work it out?” Raya asked, her eyes flicking between the two men. There was genuine concern in her voice.

“I hope so,” Archer replied, crossing his arms. “But Ace is stubborn. He’ll need some space before he can forgive Sanji for what’s happened. It’s not easy for him, and I get that. It hurts to see them like this, but we can’t let it distract us from the mission.”

Raya nodded, her expression softening. “It’s just frustrating to watch them hurt each other when all they really want is to be together.”

“Yeah,” Archer said, the weight of their situation pressing down on him. “But we’ll do everything we can to make sure they get that chance. Once we take down Big Mom and the Vinsmokes, maybe things can finally get back to normal.”

He took a deep breath, steeling himself for what was to come. “For now, we have to stay focused. We can’t let our emotions get the best of us—not when we’re so close.”

 

Archer couldn't help but roll his eyes at the theatrics of the situation. A fucking announcer? Really? It was all so pretentious, and he felt his irritation bubble just below the surface. The announcer, clearly enjoying his role far too much, stomped a crane into the floor, making a grand show of announcing their arrival.

“Ladies and gentlemen!” the man boomed, his voice echoing through the lavish hall. “I present to you Portgas D. Archer, leader of the Portgas clan, Co-Captain of the Roaring Pirates, and his husband, Portgas Rosinante, formerly Donquixote, Leader of the Donquixote family and Co-Captain of the Roaring Pirates! Joining them are their third son, Portgas D. Ace, Vice-Captain of the Roaring Pirates, also known as Firefist, and the formidable Salviali ‘the Witch’ Raya, left hand of the captains of the Roaring Pirates and third in command!”

Archer felt his face flush with annoyance as they walked into the spotlight. The whole display was unnecessary, and he hated being the center of attention, but there was no backing out now. He and Rosinante walked arm in arm, presenting a united front as they strode into the room. Ace and Raya followed suit

 

As the crowd shifted, the atmosphere shifted with it, anticipation hanging thick in the air. Then she entered: Big Mom, a force of nature that could only be described as a beast of a woman. Archer couldn’t fathom how someone like her could ever convince so many men to marry her and produce children. It was downright disgusting.

She was in the middle of opening gifts, her eyes gleaming with delight at the various packages being presented to her. Panic surged through Archer as he glanced up at Rosinante, his heart racing. “Did we bring a gift?” he whispered urgently.

Rosi’s grin was immediate and reassuring. “Don’t worry. Raya has that covered.” He pointed discreetly to a rather nondescript box filled with various trinkets and baubles that Raya had pilfered over the years.

Archer let out a breath he hadn’t realized he was holding. Thank god for Raya! She always had a knack for finding just the right thing at the right time. He turned his attention back to Big Mom, who was still unwrapping gifts like a child on her birthday, her laughter booming throughout the hall.

But out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Judge Vinsmoke himself, along with his peculiar assortment of children, making their way closer. A wave of irritation washed over Archer. He made quick eye contact with Ace and Raya, silently urging them to move closer. They had to stay unified, especially with that family in the vicinity.

Turning around with a smirk that was more mockery than friendliness, Archer called out to Judge, “Long time no see! How’s that face of yours? It’s a shame you have to wear a mask; I didn’t realize the illustrious leader of Germa couldn’t take a few scratches. If I had known, I would’ve held back that day.”

The moment the words left his mouth, he felt a surge of satisfaction. Judge's expression shifted, the mask failing to hide the way his eyes narrowed, a mix of anger and embarrassment flashing across his features. Archer couldn’t help but revel in it; he’d left a lasting impression on the man, one that had caused a crack in his facade of superiority.

“Portgas,” Judge growled, his voice dripping with disdain. “You should know your place.”

“Place? Do you not read the papers? This IS my place” Archer laughed, the sound echoing in the grand hall.

He felt Rosinante’s presence beside him, steady and calm, but Archer couldn’t help but feel the thrill of the confrontation. It was what they had come here for, to make trouble, and if confronting Judge Vinsmoke was part of it, then so be it.

Behind him, he could feel the energy of Ace and Raya, both ready to back him up. This was it. The Vinsmokes and Big Mom wouldn’t know what hit them. Archer was ready to take on the world if it meant protecting his family.

Archer stepped closer to the Vinsmokes, a grin spreading across his face that he knew would unsettle them. He spotted Reiju among them, her expression turning visibly pale as their eyes met. “It’s a shame you left so quickly last time, Reiju,” he said, his tone dripping with mockery.

She flinched, clearly caught off guard by his taunt. The three other siblings—each with their distinct hair colors: red, blue, and green—stepped forward, their expressions a mix of confusion and irritation. “Who do you think you are?” the redhead demanded, crossing his arms defiantly.

Archer leaned into his grin, letting the air of danger envelop him as he replied, “I’m the man responsible for your father wearing that mask. Bet he didn’t tell you that part of the story.”

Their eyes widened in disbelief. “Are you insane?” the blue-haired sibling shouted. “Threatening the leader of Germa and his commanders?”

With a low chuckle, Archer stepped even closer to the redhead. “You don’t scare me,” he said, his voice low and menacing. “You’re nothing but a lab experiment, a glorified mercenary. Tell me, how does it feel to know that literally no one in this room fears the Vinsmokes? In fact, they’re laughing at you—poor, stupid fools you are.”

As he spoke, Archer’s eyes glowed with an otherworldly light, and his teeth elongated into sharp fangs, adding to the intimidation factor. He relished the shift in their demeanor, the uncertainty creeping into their bravado. Judge Vinsmoke, sensing the impending threat, barked an order to his children. “Leave!” he commanded, and the siblings hurriedly backed away, clearly shaken by Archer's presence.

Once they were gone, Archer turned back to his family, his grin widening as he caught Ace’s eye. “You are awesome dad,” Ace said, a hint of awe in his voice. “And fucking scary!”

As the ceremony commenced, Archer settled into his seat, scanning the lavish setting with keen eyes. The atmosphere was thick with tension, and he could sense the underlying chaos waiting to erupt. Rosinante had a firm grip on Ace’s arm, whispering soothing words to help calm his son. Archer could see the unease in Ace’s eyes; the boy had been through so much already, and now they were about to launch into a full-scale operation to rescue Sanji.

Archer shot a quick glance at Sanji, who looked like a man standing on the edge of a precipice, his expression one of resigned dread. Even though they had a plan, the impending moment weighed heavily on him. Archer gestured to Raya, subtly signaling her to disappear into the crowd, ready to spring into action when the time was right. He trusted her instincts completely; she would know when to strike.

Then it happened. Pudding lifted her veil, revealing her third eye to the world. Archer’s heart sank as he watched Sanji freeze in shock, his expression shifting from disbelief to horror. The moment hung in the air like a loaded gun, and Archer’s instincts screamed that they were on the brink of disaster.

Before he could even process what was happening, Pudding dropped to the ground. Chaos erupted as both her brother, Katakuri, and the priest lunged forward, weapons drawn. Archer’s heart raced as he witnessed Sanji dodge Katakuri’s shot with remarkable agility, but then the bullet found its mark in the priest instead. The gun went off, the deafening sound ringing in his ears.

And just like that, it was a signal. The carefully crafted facade shattered, and Archer felt a surge of adrenaline as Luffy burst forth from the massive wedding cake, a whirlwind of energy. The moment was here.

 

Archer’s mind raced as he took in the scene unfolding before him. Big Mom’s betrayal wasn’t surprising; he had always known that her alliances were as unstable as her temper. The sheer chaos of the situation only fueled his adrenaline further. It was time to teach the Big Mom pirates a lesson they wouldn’t forget.

“Look out!” Archer shouted, spotting a giant genie lashing out at Sanji. Just as it swung its massive arm, Ace came barreling in, flames igniting around his fist as he hurled himself at the creature. The genie screeched in pain as Ace's fiery attack connected, the blaze illuminating the chaos around them. Archer couldn’t help but feel a surge of pride for his son.

“Get him out of there, Ace!” Archer yelled, but Ace was already on it, dodging the flailing arms of the genie while directing another torrent of flames toward its form. The fire roared like a wild beast, licking at the creature’s limbs and forcing it to stumble backward, which opened up a brief window for Sanji to escape.

Archer’s attention shifted as he caught sight of Raya. She was beating the living shit out of Pudding. The furious words escaping Raya’s lips were barely audible above the din of the battle, but Archer could see the effect it was having on Pudding. Tears streamed down the girl’s face as she crumbled under the weight of whatever Raya was whispering to her and the punches, the reality of her situation finally sinking in.

Archer’s gaze darted around the room, confusion momentarily eclipsing the chaos. Big Mom’s scream reverberated through the hall, a sound that seemed to shake the very foundations of the building. But the volume wasn’t what had caught Archer’s attention—it was the eerie effect it had on everyone around him. Pirates and wedding guests alike were dropping like flies, collapsing to the ground as if struck by an invisible force.

“What the hell just happened?” Archer muttered, glancing at Rosinante, who merely shrugged in response, his expression equally perplexed. Ace, now holding a dazed Raya, exchanged similar looks, and it was clear they were just as baffled.

As the dust settled, Archer turned his focus back to the chaos unfolding in front of him. There, amidst the pandemonium, was Judge Vinsmoke and his children, trapped in what looked like some kind of sticky, candy-like material, struggling helplessly. Sanji was darting around, maneuvering skillfully to free them, a glimmer of rage lighting up his eyes. Archer couldn’t help but feel a flicker of respect for the cook; despite everything, he was still willing to help the family that had caused him so much pain.

Rosinante chuckled softly, shaking his head. “This isn’t exactly what I expected from him, but maybe he’s finally stepping up. He knows what’s at stake.”

Archer’s attention was drawn back to Big Mom, who seemed momentarily distracted by the commotion with Judge and his children. The sheer size of her fury was something to behold; her eyes blazed with a wild intensity that made Archer instinctively step back. Whatever had caused her to scream, it had unleashed a tempest within her.

Then Berge’s weapon discharged, a blinding flash illuminated the chaos, followed by a deafening boom that reverberated through the hall. Archer’s instincts kicked in, and before he could process what was happening, everything unraveled into pure madness.

“Holy shit!” he exclaimed, instinctively ducking as debris rained down around them. The room seemed to erupt in a cacophony of shouts and explosions, and Archer felt the ground tremble beneath his feet. Big Mom roared with rage, her fury only growing as she tried to locate the source of the attack.

“Run!” Ace shouted, grabbing Archer’s arm and pulling him away from the chaos. The collective instinct to survive took over, and they sprinted through the pandemonium. It was surreal, navigating the wild scene of clashing pirates, flying cakes, and candy debris as they sought refuge.

Suddenly, without warning, Archer found himself diving into a gaping mouth—no, Berge’s mouth. The absurdity of the situation hit him like a punch to the gut. They were inside Berge, a surreal safety net amid the escalating shit outside.

“What the hell is happening?” Archer shouted, his voice echoing in the cramped space. Around him, the Straw Hats and their allies scrambled, confusion painted across their faces.

“Just hold on!” Sanji shouted back. With Caesar’s assistance, they launched into the sky, leaving the wreckage of the wedding behind.

They were flying away, and for the first time in what felt like ages, there was a glimmer of hope.

 

As they landed, the adrenaline still coursing through Archer’s veins from their narrow escape, he could feel the simmering anger building within him. The chaos had barely settled when he snapped, pulling Rosinante, Ace, Raya, Brook, and Chopper aside.

“Enough of this!” Archer exclaimed, his voice rising above the din. “We’re getting the ships ready. Luffy and the others can hold the line for now, but we need to be prepared to get the hell out of here!”

The urgency in his voice drove them forward, their legs pumping as they dashed toward the Thousand Sunny and the Silence. But just as they reached the ships, the air shifted, heavy with a sense of foreboding. Archer halted, his instincts screaming at him.

“Stop!” he shouted, spotting Perospero and Katakuri approaching, their expressions unreadable.

Perospero smirked, oozing confidence. “We’re offering you a chance to leave, Portgas. Just turn around, and we’ll let you go.”

Archer’s anger flared. “What the fuck have you done to my ship?!”

Before Perospero could respond, Archer felt the heat of his transformation surge through him. In an instant, he was in his hybrid form, muscles rippling, his fangs elongating, and his eyes blazing with fury.

“Get ready!” he roared, unleashing a deafening sound that echoed off the surrounding landscape. Archer charged at Perospero, every ounce of his being focused on the enemy before him.

He crashed into Perospero, their bodies colliding with a force that sent the candy captain staggering back. Archer didn’t hold back, letting loose a flurry of devastating blows.

Perospero fought back, but Archer was relentless, closing in on him with ferocity. He was about to end this fight when Katakuri intervened, charging at him with unrestrained fury.

But then, out of nowhere, Pedro leaped onto Perospero’s back, his crazed laughter ringing out. “I’ve got bombs!” he shouted; a wild grin plastered across his face.

“Are you insane?” Archer yelled, shaking his head in disbelief. Archer lunged at Perospero, driven by sheer instinct and with a swift motion, he sank his teeth into Perospero’s throat, ripping it out with a savage growl.

As the candy captain crumpled to the ground, the sticky candy that surrounded the ships dissipated like mist, freeing the Thousand Sunny and the Silence.

“Go! Get to the ships!” Archer barked, turning to see Katakuri in a blind rage, his focus now solely on him. The Big Mom fleet was ready to strike, and the pressure was mounting.

Then, just as Archer prepared to meet Katakuri’s fury head-on, Luffy came charging in like a whirlwind. He pulled Katakuri into a mirror, trapping him in an unexpected twist of fate. “Sail away! Dad! Get them away!” he bellowed, urgency lacing his voice.

Archer’s heart raced as he saw the opportunity given by his son. “We have to go now!” he yelled, quickly moving to grab the wounded Pedro, whose crazed energy had begun to falter.

“Hang on!” he shouted, slinging Pedro over his shoulder. With a burst of adrenaline, Archer sprinted toward the Silence, urgency surging through him as things erupted around them.

 

As the Silence sailed away, the adrenaline still pumping through everyone's veins, Giles and Gin, now freed from the sticky candy that had trapped them, stormed toward Archer with irritated expressions.

“What the fuck just happened?” Gin asked, his voice barely containing his frustration. Giles, calmer but equally annoyed, stood with his arms crossed, waiting for an explanation.

Before Archer could even begin to respond, Raya and Timble jumped in. “You don’t even wanna know,” Raya said with a half-laugh. “Let’s just say we made a mess out there, killed a few of Big Mom’s top dogs, and now we’re running for our lives.”

“Sounds about right,” Timble added, popping out of Archer’s chest pocket, the little imp grinning ear to ear.

Gin raised an eyebrow. “Sounds like a regular Tuesday huh.”

Just then, a loud shout came from the direction of the Thousand Sunny. Nami’s voice rang out over the waves. “Break all your mirrors! NOW!”

Archer blinked, unsure of the reason behind the strange request, but he didn’t hesitate. “You heard her!” he barked at Ace. Without another word, they both grabbed any mirrors they could find on the ship and smashed them into pieces. Ace, fists still burning from his previous fight, made quick work of the few they had on board, while Archer shattered his with a quick strike of his hand. They didn’t understand why, but in moments like this, trust in their allies mattered more than explanations.

Giles and Rosinante were already at the helm, quickly setting the course for Cacao Island. The tension hung heavy in the air as the Silence sped ahead, the wind whipping around them, the salty sea spray hitting Archer’s face as he stood at the bow. For a brief moment, it felt like they had gotten away clean, but then Archer’s gaze caught something terrifying on the horizon.

A massive wave—an enormous, towering wall of water—rushed toward them, a monstrous force set on swallowing their ship whole. Archer’s eyes widened, and a deep sense of panic gripped his chest. He knew the sea could be unforgiving, but this was something beyond that. He turned to Rosinante, his voice hoarse. “Holy shit… We’re not getting out of this one, are we?”

But Giles, manning the helm, seemed unfazed. In fact, the maniacal gleam in his eyes only brightened. The lunatic fishman let out a hearty laugh, loud and infectious, as though the incoming wave was just another challenge to be conquered. “Hold on tight, ladies!” Giles bellowed. “This is nothing but a warm-up!”

Archer stared at him in disbelief. Was he laughing? But sure enough, as the wave approached, Giles started singing—a wild, upbeat sea shanty, his voice booming across the deck. His hands were steady on the wheel, eyes locked on the path ahead. It was madness.

Archer could feel the Silence veer sharply, Giles guiding her with expert precision. Despite the chaos around them, Giles maneuvered the ship with such grace that it almost seemed like the Silence was dancing on the water. Archer, bracing himself for the worst, could only watch in awe as the ship narrowly dodged the towering wave, slicing through the chaos with almost supernatural skill.

The crew clung to the rails as Giles continued his laughter and song, his voice rising above the sound of the crashing water. “Nothing like a good ol’ brush with death to keep the heart pumpin’!” he roared.

Behind them, Archer saw the Thousand Sunny following suit, skillfully riding the wake left behind by the Silence. Both ships moved as one, cutting through the sea like blades through fabric. And then, just as quickly as the wave had appeared, it was behind them, and the open sea stretched out once more.

Archer let out a breath he didn’t even know he’d been holding. “I don’t know how you do it, Giles, but that was some insane steering.”

Giles just grinned, his eyes sparkling with the thrill of the chase. “When you’ve been a sailor as long as I have, you learn to treat the sea like a lover. You move with her, not against her.”

Ace, standing beside Archer, chuckled, his own heart finally calming down. “We got lucky.”

“Lucky?” Archer scoffed, wiping the sweat from his brow. “We’ve got a crazy bastard at the helm, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.” He clapped Giles on the shoulder. “Now, let’s hope Cacao Island doesn’t have any more surprises waiting for us.”

But, of course, nothing ever went smoothly. How many damn ships did Big Mom have? Archer's eyes narrowed as yet another fleet appeared on the horizon, closing in fast. The tension on both the Silence and Sunny was palpable. Just as panic began to settle in, Carrot, without warning, leaped from the Sunny and hurtled toward the oncoming ships. In her Sulong form, she became a blur of destruction, tearing through the enemy vessels with terrifying grace. Within minutes, the fleet was thrown into chaos, their formation shattered.

Archer, impressed but knowing it wasn’t enough, turned to Ace. "Finish them off!" he ordered.

Ace’s anger was already simmering, but now it boiled over. Flames erupted from his body, hotter than anything Archer had ever seen from him before. With a roar, Ace unleashed an inferno that lit up the sky, engulfing the remnants of the fleet. The ships stood no chance. The sea blazed with fire, crackling as the wooden vessels were reduced to ash.

But just as Archer began to think they’d earned some breathing room, the air around them shifted. A sense of dread washed over him, and he spun around—only to see Big Mom herself, riding in on her thunderous cloud, Zeus. Her massive figure loomed over the Thousand Sunny, eyes wild with fury. She was coming straight for the ship, ready to destroy it in one devastating blow.

“Not the Sunny,” Archer muttered under his breath, panic rising. “Fuck no.”

Without hesitating, he turned to Rosinante, who was already looking at him with wide, fearful eyes. "Throw me!" Archer yelled over the wind, but Rosinante just shook his head, terror etched across his face.

"I’m not losing you," Rosinante shouted, his voice laced with fear.

“Throw me!” Archer screamed again, urgency in his voice. Rosinante clenched his jaw, still hesitant, but this time, he obeyed. He grabbed Archer, and with all his strength, hurled him toward the incoming threat.

Midair, Archer transformed into his hybrid form, claws and fangs extending as his body shifted. He landed hard on Big Mom’s back, her giant frame shaking from the impact. The banshee-like scream she let out was deafening. Undeterred, Archer clawed his way up her back, sinking his talons into her skin, trying to find any weak point he could. His mind was consumed with one goal—taking her down. He lunged toward her throat, teeth bared, aiming to rip it out.

But then, amidst the chaos, Nami’s voice cut through. “Archer, get down!”

Without questioning her, Archer released his grip, leaping off Big Mom’s back. But in the split second before he could fully escape, Big Mom swung her massive arm, landing a crushing blow to his side. The force sent him spiraling, and before he could even react, the cold ocean water swallowed him whole.

The shock of the freezing water hit him like a sledgehammer, and Archer’s body began to sink. His limbs felt heavy, his lungs burning as they screamed for air. Panic clawed at his chest, but no matter how hard he tried to fight it, the water dragged him deeper.

As he sank, Archer’s thoughts began to blur. The fight, the ships, Big Mom—they all faded away. His mind drifted to Rosinante. He could see the fear in his eyes before he was thrown, that desperate look that spoke volumes. His last thought, as the darkness closed in, was simple and painful.

Please forgive me.

Chapter 62: Waves

Summary:

All men fears Nami, even Archer
Giles and Jinbei
Ace and Pedro suffers
Sleeping
Call your dad
Things starts to make sense
Yay, Kaido

Chapter Text

The first thing Archer registered was the awful sensation of water forcing itself out of his lungs and throat. He gagged, coughed violently, and felt the vile mixture spew from his mouth. Gross.

For a moment, everything was a blur—sounds, shapes, even the sharp bite of air in his lungs. But then something pierced through the haze. A voice.

“Archer, you idiot! Get up!” Nami’s voice. Loud, shrill, and annoyingly persistent. He groaned inwardly. Why the fuck can I never die in peace?

Every. Fucking. Time.

Just as the thought crossed his mind, something struck him across the face—a sharp, stinging slap that immediately pulled him out of the fog. His eyes fluttered open, and everything snapped into focus. He was lying on the deck of the Sunny, coughing up water like he’d just been fished out of the sea—which, to be fair, he had been.

He squinted through the harsh morning light, mumbling, “I’m busy dying here… so whoever the fuck is hitting me, please give me a few minutes.”

Whack! Another smack to his face.

Stop hitting me!” he yelled, sitting up abruptly. His body ached all over, his head pounded, and the cold from the ocean still clung to his bones, but the adrenaline surged now, pulling him fully back into the world of the living. He glared up at Nami, who stood over him, arms crossed, fury written all over her face.

"Don't 'stop hitting me' me!" Nami snapped, glaring down at him. "You almost died, you idiot! Again!"

Archer groaned, rubbing his face where she’d slapped him. “You didn’t have to smack me awake woman! I was getting there.” He grumbled, still half in disbelief that he was even alive. His body felt heavy and weak, the salt of the sea still burning in his throat, and his head spun with the memory of Big Mom and that last crushing blow.

Nami huffed and crouched down next to him, her fury fading into concern. “You jumped at Big Mom like an idiot, got smacked into the ocean, and we barely fished you out in time. You should be thanking me, not complaining! You are just like your son!”

Archer closed his eyes, groaning in frustration. “I wasn’t complaining. I was dying.”

“Not anymore, you’re not,” Nami shot back. “Now get up, we’ve got bigger problems!”

Archer’s eyes snapped open, and he sat up straighter, ignoring the aches. “What do you mean, ‘bigger problems’? What the hell happened while I was drowning?”

Before Nami could respond, Rosinante appeared beside him, his face pale but his eyes wide with relief. “Archer!” His voice was hoarse, and he dropped to his knees beside Archer, grabbing his arm. "You stupid, reckless—”

Archer grinned weakly. “Hey love."

Rosinante’s eyes narrowed, and he pulled him into a fierce embrace, muttering, "Don't you hey love me!." His voice trembled slightly, and Archer could feel his hands shaking.

"Sorry, love," Archer mumbled into Rosinante's shoulder, the exhaustion catching up with him. He managed a chuckle. "I’ll try to die more quietly next time."

Rosinante pulled back just enough to glare at him, though his grip remained tight. “Not funny.”

Rosinante helped Archer to his feet, his grip firm and steady as Archer leaned into him. His head was still spinning slightly, and the cold, damp sensation of nearly drowning clung to his bones. Once he was upright, Archer blinked a few times, trying to shake off the disorientation.

"How... how the hell did I get out of the water?" Archer rasped, looking around. He figured someone had to have jumped in after him, but his memory was fuzzy.

Nami, standing nearby with her hands firmly planted on her hips, gave him an exasperated look. "Jinbei jumped in and saved your ass."

Archer turned, his gaze landing on the towering Fishman, who stood a short distance away. Jinbei looked calm, as usual, but there was a firmness in his posture that Archer had always respected. Archer scratched the back of his head, feeling both grateful and slightly awkward. "Jinbei… thanks for that."

Jinbei nodded, his expression serious but his eyes softening. "You don't need to thank me, Archer. I owed you and Rosinante for what you did back then."

Archer blinked. Back then? Then it clicked. Back when they had freed Raya and Giles. Archer had almost forgotten the details.

“Right,” Archer muttered, rubbing the back of his neck as he recalled the encounter more clearly. “You’re Giles’ older brother.”

Jinbei’s eyes gleamed with a quiet intensity as he nodded. “Yes. What you did for my brother... I never forgot. Consider this repayment.”

“Huh,” Archer grunted, still processing. He gave Jinbei a small, appreciative smile, though he didn’t like the idea of someone feeling indebted to him. He owed Jinbei now, in his own way. “Well, I still appreciate it, debt or no debt.”

 

When Archer hit the deck of the Silence with a hard thud, he barely had time to catch his breath before Ace came barreling into him. Archer stumbled back, grunting as Ace wrapped his arms around him in a bone-crushing hug.

"Oi—Ace! I'm still breathing, ya know!" Archer managed to gasp, but Ace just held him tighter, ignoring his protests.

"Yeah, well, you almost weren’t!" Ace’s voice was muffled against Archer's shoulder, but the worry in his tone was unmistakable. Archer could feel the way Ace was trembling slightly, his relief and anger mingling in the fierce embrace.

“Okay, okay, I get it," Archer muttered, patting Ace's back awkwardly. "You’re trying to squeeze the life outta me now, huh?”

Ace pulled back slightly, his eyes flashing with annoyance. "Shut up, old man! You almost got yourself killed. Again."

Archer rolled his eyes. “Yeah, well, you try crawling up Big Mom's back and see how you fare." He gave Ace a smirk, trying to defuse the tension, but the younger man wasn't having it.

Before Ace could respond, there was a soft thud behind them as Rosinante and Jinbei landed on the deck. Jinbei, ever graceful despite his size, set Rosinante down gently. Archer shot a glance over at them just in time to see Giles come rushing forward, his face lighting up as he threw his arms around his older brother.

“Jinbei!” Giles exclaimed, his voice filled with happiness as he embraced the Fishman captain.

Jinbei chuckled warmly, patting his brother’s back. “It’s been a while, hasn’t it?”

Giles grinned up at him, his sharp, shark-like teeth gleaming. “Too long. You’ve been off doing who knows what, huh?”

Jinbei just smiled, shaking his head fondly. The reunion between the brothers was short but heartfelt, and Archer found himself watching it with a small smile. Family was family, no matter how long you’d been apart.

Jinbei turned back to Rosinante and Archer, giving them both a respectful nod. “I’ll head back to the Sunny now. It looks like we’re almost at Cacao Island.”

Rosinante smiled softly, grateful. “Thanks again, Jinbei. We owe you.”

Jinbei simply waved off the thanks. “Take care of yourselves.” With that, he turned and dove into the sea, swimming swiftly back toward the Thousand Sunny.

As the crew on the Silence watched Jinbei disappear into the distance, Archer let out a small breath. They were almost at Cacao Island, and things were about to get even messier. But for now, with Ace still clinging to him and Rosinante by his side, he allowed himself a moment to relax.

"Alright," Archer said, clapping Ace on the back. "Let's get ready. It's not over yet, we need to find Luffy."

 

As the Silence and Sunny approached Cacao Island, the sight was nothing short of chaotic. Ships swarmed the harbor like angry hornets, their sails billowing ominously in the wind, and Big Mom's countless children darted across the docks, ready for a fight. Archer’s heart sank; this was not going to be easy.

"Jinbei's crew is charging in!" Ace yelled, pointing to where the Fishman and his men barreled toward the enemy, creating a path for them. Archer felt a flicker of hope as Jinbei and his crew clashed with Big Mom's forces, distracting them just long enough for the Silence and the Sunny to maneuver through the chaos.

Just then, Luffy and Sanji landed on the deck of the Sunny, ready for action. Archer caught a glimpse of Luffy's trademark grin, which did little to calm his nerves. The Straw Hats were a force to be reckoned with, but even they looked strained by the events unfolding.

“Rosinante!” Archer shouted, turning to his partner. “Get Giles to get the Silence away from here! Now!”

Rosinante nodded, his expression serious as he motioned for Giles to take command. Archer could see the worry in Rosi's eyes, but there was no time to linger on it. The crew needed to move fast, and that meant trusting each other to handle their parts of the fighting.

“Let’s go!” Archer called out, but the fatigue was starting to hit him hard. He rubbed his eyes, trying to shake off the drowsiness, but it felt like lead was weighing him down.

“Archer?” Rosinante said, concern creeping into his voice.

“I’m fine! Just… give me a minute.” Archer tried to play it cool, but the world around him began to spin. The adrenaline was fading, and all he wanted was a moment to breathe.

But that moment never came. With the sounds of battle raging around them, Archer stumbled, his vision blurring. He shook his head, fighting to stay upright, but his body had other plans. The last thing he heard was Rosinante’s worried shout before everything went black.

When Archer finally opened his eyes, he found himself in his bed, cocooned in the familiar warmth of his cabin. The ache in his muscles was a reminder of the shit he'd just endured, but he felt a sense of relief wash over him as he turned to see Rosinante and Ace asleep beside him. Their peaceful expressions brought a smile to his face, a stark contrast to the turmoil of the last few days.

With a soft groan, Archer rolled out of bed, the floor cool beneath his feet. He could feel the stiffness in his body as he made his way out of the cabin. As he entered the galley, the comforting scent of food greeted him. He rummaged through the supplies, grabbing a a beer.

Once satisfied, Archer ascended to the deck, the night sky sprawling above him like a vast tapestry. The moon cast a silvery glow over the ocean, illuminating the waves that gently rocked the Silence. He spotted the Sunny sailing ahead, its sails billowing as it cut through the water. A wave of gratitude washed over him. Luffy and the crew were okay. Good.

Archer took a moment to savor the scene, lighting a cigarette and inhaling deeply as he leaned against the railing. The cool breeze felt refreshing, soothing the remnants of tension in his muscles. He closed his eyes for a moment, letting the sounds of the sea wash over him—the gentle lapping of waves, the distant calls of seabirds, and the soft creaking of the ship.

What a couple of days it had been. Exhausted and drained, Archer felt his eyelids grow heavy. He let out a contented sigh, taking one last drag from his cigarette before tossing it overboard. As he leaned back against the railing, the gentle sway of the ship rocked him to sleep once more, the worries of the world fading away into the calm of the night.

Archer's eyes fluttered open to the sound of his husband’s voice—loud, panicked, and tinged with that familiar, frustrated affection. He blinked a few times, trying to shake off the remnants of sleep.

“Where the hell have you been?” Rosinante shouted, his voice echoing off the deck. “I thought you fell into the water again!”

A lazy smile crept onto Archer's face, the kind he reserved for moments like this—when he could see Rosinante’s genuine concern mixed with annoyance. He knew how to work that smile to his advantage, and as if on cue, it softened Rosinante's expression just enough to stop the tirade.

“Sorry, love,” Archer said, stretching his arms above his head. “I guess I fell asleep again.”

Rosinante sighed, rubbing a hand over his face. “You’re going to be the reason I turn gray before I hit forty, you know that?”

Archer chuckled, pulling Rosinante into a tight embrace. “And I wouldn’t have it any other way. You know how I love your hair, but the silver would only add to your charm.”

Rosinante’s cheeks flushed slightly, and he looked at Archer with that mixture of exasperation and adoration that made Archer's heart flutter. “If you pull something like that again, I swear I’ll tie you to the bed,” he warned, though there was a playful glint in his eye.

“Please do,” Archer replied with a wink, the suggestive tone causing both Ace and Pedro to groan from their spots nearby.

“Ugh, can you two not?” Ace rolled his eyes, dramatically pretending to retch. “Some of us are trying to eat here!”

As Archer finished his lighthearted exchange with Rosinante, Giles approached with a look of excitement on his face. “Hey, everyone! There’s a little island ahead,” he announced, pointing toward the horizon. “Nami’s got the Sunny sailing that way.”

Archer nodded, a surge of anticipation coursing through him. “Alright, crew! Let’s get ready to make landfall,” he called, rallying everyone on deck. It felt nice to have a moment of calm after the chaos they’d faced. No fighting, just the promise of solid ground beneath their feet.

Once the ships were anchored, Archer and Rosinante hopped off the Silence and made their way toward the Sunny. Archer spotted Luffy in the distance, his trademark straw hat bobbing above the crowd. Without a second thought, he took off running, with Rosinante hot on his heels.

“Luffy!” Archer called out, arms wide open.

Luffy turned, eyes lighting up as he saw them. “Dad! Papa!” he shouted, racing toward them with a huge grin plastered on his face.

The moment they collided, Archer wrapped his arms around Luffy, lifting him off the ground in a tight embrace. Rosinante joined in, the three of them forming a makeshift family huddle.

“Are you okay?” Archer asked, pulling back slightly to examine Luffy’s face for any signs of injury. “You had us worried back there.”

Luffy nodded vigorously, his grin growing even wider. “I’m fine!”

 

As the crews milled around on the beach, laughter and conversation filling the air, Archer's gaze drifted across the scene until it landed on Sanji. The cook sat a little apart from the others, his posture slumped, casting hidden glances at Ace. Something about Sanji’s demeanor tugged at Archer’s heartstrings.

Without hesitation, Archer strode over and grabbed Sanji by the collar of his shirt, gently but firmly dragging him away from the group and toward the Silence. Sanji didn’t protest; he followed along obediently, knowing better than to resist when Archer had that look in his eyes.

Once they reached their cabin, Archer set Sanji down and looked him in the eye. “You’re not going to sit here and mope. We’re going to talk,” he said, his tone leaving no room for argument. Sanji opened his mouth to protest but thought better of it, so Archer moved on, grabbing the Den Den Mushi and making a call.

“Just trust me, okay?” Archer said as he handed the Den Den Mushi to Sanji, who stared at it with wide eyes. “I want you to talk to him.”

Sanji’s mouth opened in disbelief. “I can’t—”

But before he could finish, Zeff’s voice cut through the static, warm yet authoritative. “Archer? Is that you calling?”

“Hey, Dad, it’s me,” Sanji finally managed, his voice trembling.

There was a moment of silence on the other end, and Archer could feel Sanji’s tension. Then Zeff spoke, his tone even. “Is that my little Eggplant?”

At that, Sanji’s composure cracked, and tears spilled down his cheeks. “Yeah dad… it’s me.” His voice quivered as he fought back sobs.

“Sanji, are you okay?” Zeff asked, his concern evident.

Sanji took a deep breath, the words tumbling out in a rush. He told Zeff everything—the threats made by the Vinsmokes against him, how he felt trapped, not wanting to marry Big Moms daughter, and how he had joined them in a desperate attempt to protect Zeff. “I wanted to run away, Dad! I just… I didn’t know what else to do!” His voice cracked as he recalled the things that happened.

Zeff sighed on the other end, a sound that filled the room with gravity. “You’re stupid to believe those fools, Sanji. They’re nothing but a curse.” He paused, and Sanji held his breath, feeling a mix of fear and hope. “Yes, Germa did attack the Baratie, but thanks to Patty, we were all right. He managed to get the crew out of there without a scratch.”

Sanji’s heart swelled with relief, yet guilt gnawed at him. “I’m so sorry, Dad. I thought—”

“Sanji,” Zeff interjected firmly but gently. “I’m proud of you. You stood up for yourself, even when it was hard. You showed strength. I love you, son.”

That was all Sanji needed to hear. Overwhelmed, he nodded as fresh tears streamed down his cheeks. “I love you too, Dad.”

Zeff’s voice softened. “Just remember, you’re not alone. You have your friends and your crew. They’ll always be there for you, just like I will.”

As they finished their call, Sanji looked up at Archer, his eyes still glistening with tears but now filled with gratitude. “Thank you,” he whispered, his voice hoarse but steady.

Archer smiled, pulling Sanji into a tight embrace.

Sanji’s voice trembled as he finally mustered the courage to ask the question that had been gnawing at him. “Do you hate me?” He glanced down, guilt flooding back as he thought about the harsh words Archer had thrown at him outside the Seducing Woods. Leaving Ace behind to marry Pudding had been a desperate decision, one he regretted deeply.

Archer’s hand ran through his hair, a gesture that conveyed his frustration. “Hate you? No, Sanji, I don’t hate you.” He paused, choosing his words carefully. “Was I angry at you in the beginning? Yeah. Which dad wouldn’t be? Seeing your son suffer from heartbreak was horrible to watch. It made me furious, but that doesn’t mean I hated you.”

Sanji felt the weight of those words, but doubts lingered in his heart. “But I left Ace…”

“Listen,” Archer continued, his tone firm yet gentle. “I’m sorry for you, really. You were caught in a tough spot, and I get that. If you’d told us what was going on, if you had felt like you could come to me or Rosinante, things might have been different. I would have done everything in my power to protect you, even if it meant taking down every last one of those Vinsmokes myself.”

Sanji met Archer's eyes, searching for the truth in his words. “Really?”

“Absolutely,” Archer replied, his expression softening. “Since the day I first saved you as a kid I knew, I would fight tooth and nail for you if you ever needed it. You don’t ever have to doubt that.”

A wave of relief washed over Sanji, but the weight of his previous actions still lingered. “I just wanted to protect everyone. I thought...”

“You thought wrong,” Archer interjected, but there was no anger in his voice, only understanding. “You were never alone Sanji. You don’t have to shoulder everything by yourself.”

Sanji nodded slowly, feeling the burden lift ever so slightly. “I promise I’ll do better next time.”

Sanji’s voice was barely a whisper as he asked, “Do you think Ace hates me?” The question hung heavily in the air, and Archer felt a pang in his chest.

He sat down across from Sanji, gathering his thoughts. “Ace hasn’t said much since Luffy and Law handed him your note back on Zou,” he began, the gravity of the situation weighing on him. “But I can tell you this: he was crushed, Sanji. Broken. That note… it broke him.”

Sanji’s eyes widened, and he looked down at his hands, guilt washing over him. “I didn’t mean to hurt him. I thought it was for the best.”

Archer took a deep breath, searching for the right words. “Do you love Ace?”

Sanji nodded, his voice stronger now. “More than life itself. That’s one of the reasons I went with the Vinsmokes. They threatened me, saying they would capture Ace and hand him over to Blackbeard or the Marines if I didn’t follow them.”

Archer felt a rush of anger at those threats, his grip on Sanji’s shoulder tightening. “You need to talk to Ace. Tell him everything. Don’t let him think for a second that you chose that life over him.”

“I will,” Sanji replied, courage creeping into his voice. “Thanks, Archer.” He stood up, the weight of the conversation still heavy on his shoulders, and made his way out of the cabin, leaving Archer with his racing thoughts.

Archer bolted through the ship, scanning for Rosinante. His heart raced, fueled by the urgency of the situation. Luck was on his side as he found Rosinante standing in the galley, chatting with Raya. Without a word, Archer grabbed his hand and pulled him toward their cabin, urgency coursing through him.

Once inside, Archer wasted no time. “You need to hear what Sanji just told me,” he said, his voice tense. “The Vinsmokes threatened to capture Ace and hand him over to either the Marines or Blackbeard if Sanji didn’t follow them. That’s why he left to marry that damn Pudding girl. He thought he was saving Ace.”

Rosinante’s expression morphed from curiosity to pure fury. “What?” he exclaimed, fists clenching at his sides. “They actually threatened him like that? Those bastards!”

“Yeah,” Archer replied, his own anger bubbling up. “Can you believe it? They put that kind of pressure on him to force him into a marriage. It’s sick.”

Rosinante took a deep breath, trying to reign in his rage. “One day, the Vinsmokes will get what’s coming to them. I promise you that,” he said, his voice low but fierce. “But first, we need to focus on Kaido. We can’t let ourselves get sidetracked. He’s a bigger threat right now.”

At the mention of Kaido, Archer let out a groan, throwing his head back in exaggerated despair. “Yay, Kaido,” he said, sarcasm dripping from his voice.

 

 

Chapter 63: Family matter

Summary:

Relaxing
No bird for Timble
Fancy letter
More Donquixotes
Gin is a bro
Same page
Whats in the bag?
Cuteness

Notes:

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Chapter Text

The sun was beating down, warm and comforting, as Archer lay stretched out on the deck of the Silence, trying to soak up what little peace they had left. Raya’s head rested on his stomach; her face buried in one of her smutty novels—typical. Archer let out a slow exhale, smoke curling from the cigarette between his lips. His whole body was sore, still bone-tired from their insane ordeal at Whole Cake Island. They’d barely escaped with their lives, and now they were heading straight into another hellhole: Wano.

“Are you even reading that, or are you just pretending?” Archer asked lazily, glancing down at Raya.

“Shut up,” she muttered, flipping a page without looking up. “Let me enjoy this before we get our asses handed to us by another crazed Yonko.”

He snorted. “Fair enough.”

The rest of the crew was scattered across the deck, enjoying the calm before the inevitable storm. Ace and Timble were passed out next to them, limbs sprawled out in complete exhaustion. Archer could hear Ace snoring softly—at least the kid was finally getting some sleep after all the chaos.

Rosinante sat a few feet away at a small table, reading the newspaper, though Archer doubted he was actually focused on it. His brow was furrowed, the familiar look of worry etched on his face. He kept glancing up, watching over everyone like the protective mother hen he was.

Nearby, Giles and Gin were playing some kind of card game, their expressions equally intense. Neither of them was saying much, but every once in a while, Giles would throw out some sarcastic comment, and Gin would just shake his head.

It was peaceful. Quiet. Too quiet, maybe. Archer didn’t trust it. But for now, he let it be. They had a pitstop to make, a chance to resupply before sneaking into Wano, and if they could steal just a few moments of rest, he’d take it.

He closed his eyes, letting the sound of the ocean and the soft murmur of the crew’s voices lull him into a half-doze. The cigarette in his mouth had burned down to its end, and he flicked it overboard, feeling the tension in his muscles start to unwind—just a little.

Archer raised an eyebrow as a messenger bird landed on the railing, carrying a fancy-looking letter in its beak. The bird looked like it came straight out of some nobleman’s estate, and for a brief moment, he wondered what kind of nonsense it could be bringing. As usual, Timble stirred in his sleep, half-awake and ready to shoot the damn bird, but Rosinante was quicker. He got up, taking the letter from the bird before it could be turned into target practice. The bird flew off just as swiftly, leaving behind an air of tension.

Archer wasn’t worried—not yet, anyway. Rosinante would tell him if it was something important. He always did. So, Archer remained in his spot, puffing on his cigarette, eyes half-closed against the sun. If there was something they needed to deal with, it could wait a few more minutes.

But after a few minutes of silence, Rosinante still hadn’t moved. He just stood there, staring at the letter like it was a bomb about to explode.

Okay, now I’m worried.

Archer slowly sat up, careful not to disturb the others. He slid his shirt, he had used as a pillow under Raya’s head, who didn’t even flinch, still absorbed in her smutty novel. With a sigh, he got to his feet and walked over to Rosinante, who still hadn’t moved.

“Hey,” Archer said quietly, placing a hand on Rosinante’s arm. “What’s wrong?”

Rosinante didn’t answer right away. When he finally turned to look at Archer, he had the expression of a man who had just been hit with something... unpleasant. Really unpleasant.

Now that was bad. Archer hadn’t seen that look in a while, and the last time he did, it hadn’t ended well.

Without a word, Rosinante grabbed Archer by the arm and pulled him down into their cabin. Archer followed without protest, his heart starting to pound a little harder in his chest. Whatever was in that letter was serious. No doubt about it.

Once inside, Rosinante shut the door behind them and handed Archer his glasses. His hands were shaking slightly.

Archer put on his glasses and took the letter from him. “Okay, what the hell is this?”

Rosinante didn’t say anything. He just watched as Archer unfolded the letter and began to read.

It didn’t take long for Archer’s eyes to widen in shock. His grip on the letter tightened as the words on the page sunk in. His stomach turned.

 

To My Dear Nephew, Rosinante,

I write this letter knowing it may be the last one I ever send. I know that the ties between us are broken, that my name may mean little to you now, but I am still your uncle—Donquixote Mjosgard. You may not remember me, nor have reason to, but I remember you well, and it is with great humility that I reach out to you now.

For years, I have fought for the abolition of slavery and the dismantling of the very system that makes us Celestial Dragons. It is a fight I willingly took upon myself, knowing the dangers, knowing the enemies it would bring. I was prepared to pay the price. But now, it is not just my life at stake. It is my granddaughter’s, Lucindra.

Lucindra is everything to me, Rosinante, and I am terrified for her. She is still so young, too innocent to be dragged into the consequences of my choices. But those in power—the other Dragons—have no mercy. They see us as traitors, as a stain on their precious system, and I fear their next move will be to destroy her. She has no part in my fight, yet she is bound to suffer for it.

I know I have no right to ask anything of you. I know you have fought your own battles, made your own path, far from the shadow of the Donquixote name. But if there is anything left of the bond we once shared, I beg you now—protect Lucindra. I have already sent her ahead of this letter. She is coming to you, to find safety, because I believe you are the only person in this world who can truly keep her safe.

I have heard whispers, Rosinante. Whispers that the Straw Hats and the Roaring Pirates are aiming for Kaido, and I know you are with them, ready to fight. The world watches your every move, and danger circles you from all sides. I know what I ask of you now is an unimaginable burden in such a time of war. But my time is borrowed. My life is a breath waiting to be snuffed out by the very people I once called kin. I have made my peace with that. But Lucindra… she deserves more than this life. She deserves a future, one you can give her.

Even if you don’t remember me, even if you never see me again, please—do this for her. She is innocent, and she needs you. Of all the Donquixotes, Rosinante, you are the best of us. You have shown the world what it means to break free from the chains of our name, and I am so proud of the man you have become, and I know your father, my brother would say the same.

I ask you for this, not as a Celestial Dragon, but as a desperate grandfather and uncle who loves his granddaughter with everything he has left.

Please, take care of Lucindra.

With all the love I can offer in this moment of desperation,

Saint Donquixote Mjosgard

 

Archer stared down at the letter as it slipped from his fingers, landing on the floor with a soft thud. His heart raced as he looked up at Rosinante, whose face was pale, his hands trembling. He hadn’t seen Rosi like this in a long time. It was like the weight of the world had crashed down on him all at once.

“Rosi?” Archer's voice was soft, careful, as he watched his husband sink onto the bed, his whole body shaking. Without a second thought, Archer knelt in front of him, gently taking Rosi’s hands in his own, feeling the tremor in his grip. He stayed silent, giving Rosinante the time he needed.

Finally, Rosinante spoke, his voice low and strained, like it hurt to pull the memories up. “I remember… back when we lived in Mary Geoise. The slaves… the suffering. My father… he wanted to leave, to escape the evil, but so many of the other Dragons thought he was mad. And my uncle… Mjosgard. He called my father a lost cause for wanting to leave, said we were all doomed for it.”

Archer could feel the pain in Rosinante’s words, the raw hurt that came from remembering a life that had never been fair to him. He moved closer, raising a hand to cup Rosinante’s cheek, his thumb brushing lightly against the skin. “Hey,” Archer whispered, his voice steady, “it’s going to be alright. We’ll protect Lucindra. I promise you; we’ll keep her safe.”

Rosinante looked at him with wide, disbelieving eyes, as if he couldn’t quite process what Archer had said. “You… you’re alright with this? With taking her in? After everything?” His voice wavered, as if he was afraid of the answer.

Archer smiled, soft but sure, his golden eyes warm as he held Rosinante’s gaze. “Of course, I am. She’s family, Rosi. And we protect family. You know that. And add the fact that one of our brats are the biological son of Gol D. Roger and another is the biological son of the leader of the revolutionaries, what are the granddaughter of a Celestial dragon gonna change?”

For a moment, Rosinante just stared at him, his breath hitching, before he surged forward, pressing his lips to Archer’s in a deep, desperate kiss. Archer felt the weight in the kiss, the fear, the gratitude, the overwhelming relief, and he kissed back just as fiercely, his hands threading through Rosinante’s hair. When they finally broke apart, they rested their foreheads together, sharing the silence and the unspoken promise between them.

No matter what, they would protect Lucindra. Together.

Archer stood at the bow of the Silence, taking a deep breath as he ran his hand through his hair. The enormity of what they had to do settled heavily on his shoulders. They knew almost nothing about Lucindra—no idea of her age, her personality, her needs. The only thing they had were some coordinates Mjosgard had given them. That was it. No guidance, no clues. Just the promise of family in danger.

Archer let out a sigh, the kind that came when you realized how little control you had over what was ahead. His crew, as usual, were waiting. They trusted him and Rosinante, no matter how crazy things got. As Archer stepped onto the deck, he gestured for everyone to gather around. Rosinante, still visibly shaken, joined him.

“Alright,” Archer said, folding his arms. “We need to talk.”

The crew fell silent, their eyes on Archer and Rosinante. There was an unspoken understanding among them, a unity built over the years they’d sailed together and all the shit they had been through. Rosinante cleared his throat and pulled out the letter. Archer gave him a nod, and Rosi, his voice steady despite the weight behind it, read the letter aloud.

The silence that followed was heavy. Every word from the letter had hit its mark. Gin was the first to break it.

“Well, when are we going?” he asked.

Archer felt a surge of pride as the rest of the crew immediately followed suit. Raya looked positively thrilled at the idea of having another female on board, grinning ear to ear. “Finally! Another girl. It’s about time.”

Giles, the gentle giant, was practically beaming. “Oh, I love kids. This’ll be great.”

Ace, always full of energy, was practically bouncing, doing a little dance on the spot. “A cousin, huh? That’s awesome!”

Timble grinned widely, nodding in agreement. The crew’s loyalty never ceased to amaze Archer, and right now, it was clear that not a single one of them hesitated to stand behind him and Rosinante, no matter what the situation was.

Archer shot a glance at Rosinante, who smiled at him before turning serious again. “We need to let Luffy, and his crew know that we’ll be delayed getting to Wano.”

Archer nodded in understanding. “Rosi, you wanna go tell him?”

Without hesitation, Rosinante nodded, knowing it would be best if he explained the situation directly to Luffy. He shared a glance with Giles, and without a word, the fishman nodded in agreement. In a single smooth motion, Giles leapt over the side of the ship and into the water with a massive splash. Rosinante followed seconds later, landing on Giles’ back as he swam toward the Sunny.

Archer watched them go, feeling a strange mix of anticipation and anxiety. They were about to welcome someone new into their family, into their lives.

 

Archer lay on his back, staring up at the wooden beams of the ceiling in their cabin aboard the Silence. The sounds of the sea lapping against the hull were a calming backdrop, but his mind was racing. Tomorrow, they would reach the coordinates where Lucindra was supposed to be waiting for them, and Archer felt a knot of anxiety tightening in his stomach.

They had raised boys before—Luffy, Ace, Sabo and somewhat Law. Boys were straightforward, with their boundless energy and straightforward needs. But a girl? Archer had no idea how to navigate that. The thought of taking on the responsibility of raising a girl made him feel utterly unprepared.

He turned to his side, glancing at Rosinante, who had fallen asleep beside him, a look of peacefulness on his face. Archer envied that calmness. Rosi seemed to have an innate sense of what to do in every situation, but even he couldn’t escape the uncertainty looming over them.

Archer ran a hand through his hair, feeling the familiar frustration bubbling up. “What if she’s a teenager?” he muttered to himself. The thought made him groan. Dealing with the emotional whirlwinds of a teenage girl? That was a whole different level of shit.

He remembered the snippets of conversations he’d overheard from the crew about their own experiences with girls. Sure, some of the stories were sweet, but others were chaotic and messy. What if Lucindra came with her own set of baggage? What if she was like him, with a temper and a rebellious streak? Would she even want to stay with them?

As if sensing his turmoil, Rosinante stirred beside him, mumbling something incoherent in his sleep. Archer took a deep breath, trying to ground himself. He didn’t want to project his worries onto Rosi. This was a family matter, and he would figure it out—somehow.

They would protect Lucindra. They had to. But what if she didn’t fit in? What if she resented them for dragging her away from whatever life she had known? It felt like every possible scenario was spinning through his mind, each one more daunting than the last.

“Damn it,” Archer whispered, clenching his fists.

Archer's mind was still racing as he lay in the bed, lost in his thoughts. Just as he began to sink deeper into his worries, Rosinante stirred beside him, his voice a soft murmur in the darkness.

“Relax, Arch. Everything will be alright,” Rosinante said, his tone soothing and reassuring. He reached out, pulling Archer gently into his chest, wrapping an arm around him.

Archer felt the warmth of Rosi's body envelop him, the steady rhythm of his heartbeat grounding him. It was like coming home. He let out a breath he didn’t realize he’d been holding, the tension in his shoulders easing under Rosinante's calming presence.

The softness of Rosinante’s embrace made the world outside fade away, pushing away the worries that had kept him awake. He nestled against him, closing his eyes. With each breath, Archer felt himself sinking further into a state of peace.

 

The sun dipped below the horizon, casting long shadows across the dingy bar as Archer and Rosinante huddled in the corner, hidden beneath their cloaks. The air was thick with the scent of sweat, cheap alcohol, and smoke, a pungent reminder of the unsavory nature of the island. Archer couldn’t shake the feeling that they had entered the belly of the beast.

Around them, the raucous laughter and loud chatter of outlaws filled the air, their voices mingling with the clinking of glasses. Fights broke out in the corners, and the atmosphere was thick with tension. On any other day, Archer might have found this chaos amusing, a welcome distraction. But tonight, with Lucindra’s safety hanging in the balance, he felt nothing but unease.

“Are you sure this is the right place?” Archer whispered, glancing at Rosinante, who was scanning the room with narrowed eyes.

“It’s the only place we were given,” Rosinante replied, his voice low but steady.

Archer sighed, tugging his cloak tighter around him. “Right, but that doesn’t mean we have to like it.” He scanned the room, taking in the rough characters scattered about. “It’s a damn miracle we haven’t been recognized yet.”

“Let’s hope it stays that way,” Rosinante said, a hint of a smile ghosting his lips. “You’re too pretty to be here.”

Archer shot him a look.

Minutes felt like hours as they waited, every creak of the floorboards and every shout from the bar heightening their anxiety. Archer felt his pulse quicken as he spotted a figure lurking by the entrance, cloaked in shadows. The figure looked around, scanning the room before taking a tentative step forward.

“That must be them,” Rosinante said, his grip tightening around Archer’s hand. Archer nodded, his heart racing as he watched the figure approach.

As the mysterious person reached their table, Archer felt a rush of adrenaline. He pulled back his hood slightly, peering out to get a better look. The figure wore a tattered cloak that obscured their face, but the tension in the air was palpable.

“Are you the ones looking for Lucindra?” the figure asked, their voice gravelly and low.

Archer nodded, his throat dry. “Yes. We are.”

“Follow me,” the figure replied, glancing around nervously.

The alley was dark and foreboding, littered with debris and shadows that seemed to stretch and sway as if alive. Archer felt a chill run down his spine as they approached the large bag sitting on the ground, an ominous sight in the dim light.

“This is it?” Archer asked, his heart pounding in his chest.

The cloaked figure nodded, gesturing toward the bag. “She’s sleeping inside. There’s also a letter from her grandfather.”

Rosinante knelt down, inspecting the bag carefully. “How old is she?” he asked, concern etched on his face.

“Six years old,” the figure replied, their voice a mix of caution and urgency.

Archer swallowed hard, the weight of the situation sinking in. Six years old. It felt surreal to think about. A child caught in the crossfire of a war they didn’t understand.

As the figure turned to leave, Rosinante’s voice called out, stopping him in his tracks. “Please, tell my uncle we’ll take good care of her.”

The figure hesitated for a moment, then nodded before disappearing into the shadows of the alley.

“Let’s get her out of here,” Rosinante said, urgency sharpening his tone. He carefully lifted the bag, cradling it in his arms as if it were made of glass. Archer could see the tension in Rosinante’s shoulders, a blend of fear and protectiveness.

“Okay, let’s move,” Archer said, falling into step beside him. They hurried down the alley, their footsteps echoing off the damp walls as they made their way back to the Silence.

As they reached the ship, the familiar sight of the Silence gave him a sense of comfort. The crew was still awake, waiting for their return.

“Hey, did you find her?” Ace whispered, peering over the edge of the ship.

Rosinante held the bag closer to him, glancing at Archer. “We found her,” he said softly.

As soon as they stepped foot onto the Silence, Rosinante cast a soundfield around the ship, enveloping it in complete silence.

Giles was already at the helm, expertly steering them out into open water, while Ace and Gin worked together to drag the gangplank aboard. The familiar creaking of the ship felt grounding as Archer and Rosinante hurried into their cabin with the bag containing Lucindra.

“Let’s see her,” Rosinante said, his voice barely above a whisper, filled with a mix of anticipation and anxiety. With trembling hands, he carefully unzipped the bag, and Archer leaned in closer, heart pounding in his chest.

Inside lay a little miniature version of Rosinante. The resemblance was uncanny—blond, messy hair framing a small face with a bright smile, even in her dirtiness. She wore a rough-looking brown dress that hung loosely on her tiny frame, and her skin was caked with grime. It was the kind of dirty that made Archer recall the times he’d thrown Ace, Luffy, and Sabo into the nearest river to clean them up after a day of mischief.

“Holy fuck,” Archer breathed, unable to look away from the child before them. “She’s adorable.”

As the little girl slowly opened her eyes, Archer and Rosinante were struck by how familiar they were—light brown, just like Rosinante’s. And unlike that unsettling, mad glint Doflamingo had, Lucindra’s held only fear and uncertainty. Thank fuck for that, Archer thought.

When she saw them looming over her, her expression shifted to terror. She scrambled out of the bag and darted to the corner of the cabin, curling into herself, shaking like a leaf in a storm. Archer and Rosinante exchanged a worried glance before both crouched down, making sure to approach her slowly and without sudden movements.

"Hey, sweetie," Rosinante said gently, his voice soft and careful, as if any sharpness might make her withdraw further. "Are you Lucindra? Is your grandfather Mjosgard?"

The little girl nodded, barely lifting her head to meet his gaze, her small frame still trembling. Rosinante's heart ached at the sight of her—she was so fragile, like she could shatter if handled too roughly.

"Do you know who I am?" Rosinante asked, his voice a bit shakier than he intended, but still calm and soothing.

Lucindra blinked a few times, then spoke with a tiny, timid voice, a lisp curling around her words. "You're... Cousin Rosinante... Grandpa said I’ll be living with you... and your husband."

Her words, spoken so innocently despite the fear in her eyes, hit Rosinante like a hammer. He forced a smile, his heart tightening in his chest. "That’s right," he said, nodding. "And this here—" he pointed at Archer, "—is my husband."

Archer, who had been quietly observing the exchange, gave her a soft smile and waved. “Hi there,” he said, his voice lighter than usual, wanting to put her at ease. “I’m Archer.”

Lucindra looked up at Archer with wide eyes, then, in the smallest voice imaginable, she said, “You’re very pretty.”

Archer couldn’t help but let out a soft laugh, a sound that eased some of the tension in the room. "Why, thank you, little one. But I think you're the one who's very pretty. Maybe even prettier under all that dirt."

Lucindra blinked again, her fear slowly being replaced by curiosity. Her tiny fingers clutched the hem of her tattered dress, her posture relaxing just a little.

Rosinante, still squatting next to Archer, offered Lucindra a reassuring smile. “Would it be alright if we helped you get cleaned up? We’ve got a nice warm bath waiting for you, and then we can get you some new clothes.”

Lucindra looked between them, her eyes still wide but no longer as scared. She hesitated, her small hands shaking slightly, before giving the tiniest of nods.

Archer rose to his feet and extended his hand toward her, not too close, just enough to give her a choice. “No rush, kiddo,” he said, his voice gentle but playful. “But once you're ready, we can make you feel a little more at home.”

For a moment, Lucindra stared at Archer’s outstretched hand. Her little brow furrowed, and she chewed her lip nervously. Then, with a small, tentative motion, she reached out and placed her tiny hand in his. It was warm, soft, and trembling.

Archer was sold—completely and utterly. Lucindra was too damn cute for her own good. Slowly and carefully, he led her to the bathroom, still holding her tiny hand in his, while reassuring her in that warm tone he used with his boys when they were little. He helped get the shower started, adjusting the water until it was just right. As steam began to fill the bathroom, he gave Lucindra a little smile. “Alright, kiddo, let’s get you cleaned up.”

Meanwhile, Rosinante quietly slipped out of the cabin. His first stop was to find Raya, who was lounging on deck, sipping from a bottle of something strong.

“Hey, Raya,” Rosinante said, leaning down next to her. “Think you can sew up some clothes for Lucindra? Just something simple, until we can get her proper ones. And do you have a t-shirt we could borrow for tonight? Something small enough?”

Raya grinned at him, clearly intrigued. “For the little one? Sure thing, cap. I’ll whip something up in no time. And yeah, I got a shirt she can borrow for now.”

Grateful, Rosinante thanked her and set off to find Gin. The cook was already prepping something when Rosinante approached.

“Gin,” Rosinante said, “can you fix up a quick meal and some milk for Lucindra? Something light but filling?”

Gin, always eager to help, nodded. “On it, boss. Won’t take me long.”

True to his word, less than ten minutes later, Rosinante was heading back to the cabin, carrying a neatly folded t-shirt and a small tray with a simple meal and a glass of milk. As he reached the door, he heard something unexpected—laughter. And not just any laughter, but both Archer’s deep, rumbling laugh and what had to be Lucindra’s small, sweet giggle.

It warmed Rosinante’s heart.

He opened the door quietly, setting the food onto the bed. He could hear more laughter from the bathroom. Archer was clearly winning her over, and Rosinante couldn’t help but smile to himself as he sat down, waiting for them to be done.

When Archer and Lucindra returned from the bathroom, the little girl was wearing one of Archer’s shirts, which was so comically large on her that it pooled around her feet. Archer couldn’t help but chuckle at the sight.

“Looks like you’re swimming in that shirt,” Rosinante said with a smile, as he handed her the borrowed t-shirt from Raya. “This will fit you better.”

Lucindra nodded shyly and darted back into the bathroom to change. As soon as she was gone, Archer turned to his husband, his golden eyes soft.

“She’s a sweet little girl,” Archer said quietly, his voice filled with tenderness.

Rosinante smiled back at him, nodding in agreement. “Yeah, she is. We’ll take good care of her.”

A moment later, Lucindra returned, now clad in the smaller t-shirt, which fit her much better, though still loose. She looked at them both with sleepy eyes before crawling into the bed. Rosinante handed her the tray of food, and she began to eat, her tiny hands gripping the spoon as she took small bites.

As she ate, she spoke again, her lisp making her words even softer. “Grandfather told me... he told me I’d be safe here. Because... it wasn’t safe at home anymore.”

Archer and Rosinante exchanged a glance, their hearts aching as they listened.

“People... they burned our house. And... and they sent mean letters. They spit at us on the street.” Her voice wavered slightly. “The other kids... they hit me. They said I was a traitor’s spawn.”

Archer’s jaw tightened, rage briefly flickering behind his calm exterior. But when he looked at Lucindra, curled up on their bed, the only emotion left was a deep, protective love.

As Lucindra drifted off to sleep, snuggled safely between them, Archer lay on one side of the bed while Rosinante lay on the other. The little girl’s soft breathing filled the quiet space, and Archer felt a strange sense of calm wash over him.

He glanced across at Rosinante, their eyes meeting over Lucindra's tiny form. Archer smiled, his expression warm and full of quiet reassurance.

Everything would be fine.

 

 

 

Chapter 64: There be dragons

Summary:

Bonding
Sleeping
Grumpy Law
Sabo
Dragon
Anger

Chapter Text

The soft prodding against Archer’s cheek stirred him from his slumber. Groaning lightly, he opened his eyes to find Lucindra's wide, light brown eyes staring back at him, inches from his face. For a moment, he blinked, then smiled at the adorable sight of her nestled against Rosinante, her small body practically buried under his arm.

"Good morning," Archer whispered groggily.

Lucindra looked at him with a serious expression and whispered back, "I can’t get up... his arm is too heavy." Her voice was soft, as if she didn’t want to wake Rosinante.

Suppressing a laugh, Archer sat up and gently lifted Rosinante’s arm from her, careful not to disturb his husband. He kissed Rosinante softly on the cheek, his lips brushing against the warm skin before pulling back. Rosinante barely stirred, still lost in sleep.

“You need the bathroom?” Archer asked quietly as he crouched next to the bed.

Lucindra nodded.

“Alright, follow me,” he said, and they tiptoed across the cabin.

As she disappeared into the bathroom, Archer stretched and yawned, pulling a fresh shirt over his head. The morning was quiet, with only the gentle creaking of the Silence as it sailed across the open water. He glanced out the small window, the early sunlight filtering in and casting a soft glow over the room.

A few moments later, Lucindra emerged from the bathroom, and Archer noticed Rosinante starting to wake up. Rosinante rubbed his eyes, looking disoriented but relaxed. He glanced at Archer, then at Lucindra, who stood in the doorway of the bathroom, looking slightly shy now that everyone was awake.

“Morning, sleepyhead,” Archer greeted Rosinante with a grin.

Rosinante chuckled groggily, his voice still thick with sleep. “Morning... everything alright?”

“Yeah, just getting her sorted. She couldn’t escape your arm,” Archer teased, pointing at Lucindra, who smiled a little, though still a bit unsure.

Rosinante chuckled again, softer this time, and gave Lucindra a reassuring smile. “Guess I’ll have to be more careful with my hugs, huh?”

Lucindra nodded, clearly feeling more comfortable now as she walked over to the bed and sat beside Rosinante.

As Rosinante pulled on a fresh shirt, stretching out the wrinkles, Archer knelt down to Lucindra’s level, a grin spreading across his face. “You ready to meet the crew?” he asked her, his golden eyes sparkling with mischief.

Lucindra tilted her head, her brows furrowing. “What crew?”

Archer chuckled, sensing her curiosity. “Our crew,” he said, leaning in a little closer. “We’re pirates. Me and Rosinante, we’re the captains.”

Her eyes widened, clearly impressed, the uncertainty fading from her face as excitement took its place. “Pirates?” she repeated, her voice filled with awe.

“Yep,” Archer said proudly, glancing over at Rosinante, who was smiling softly as he finished buttoning up his shirt. “The best crew on the seas.”

Lucindra’s big brown eyes flicked between them both, processing this new revelation. “But... you’re not bad pirates, right?” she asked, her voice small but thoughtful, still trying to make sense of the world.

Archer laughed lightly, shaking his head. “No, not bad pirates. We’re the good kind.”

Rosinante walked over and knelt beside Lucindra, his large hand resting on her tiny shoulder. “Our crew is like family,” he said gently. “You’re going to like them, I promise.”

Lucindra’s eyes sparkled, and for the first time since they had found her, Archer could see a real smile on her face. That small, precious smile that melted away his last bit of worry. She might have been scared and unsure, but this little girl was already starting to trust them.

“Alright,” Lucindra whispered, her voice full of awe, “I wanna meet the crew.”

Archer stood up, extending his hand to her with a warm grin. “Let’s go then, little pirate.”

Before they could even step out of the cabin, the door flew open with a bang, and Ace burst in, his face flushed with urgency. "Law's on the Den Den, you guys need to—" he froze mid-sentence, his eyes going wide as they landed on Lucindra, who had immediately darted behind Rosinante’s leg.

For a moment, Ace just stared, his mouth hanging open, clearly taken aback by the small, wide-eyed girl peeking out from behind Rosinante. Archer sighed and smacked Ace upside the head. “How many times have I told you to knock, idiot?” he muttered.

Ace rubbed his head, sheepishly glancing at the floor. “Sorry.” Then, he crouched down to Lucindra’s level, giving her a small, gentle wave. “Hey there.”

Lucindra peeked out from behind Rosinante’s leg, still unsure, but her eyes were wide with curiosity.

Archer rubbed his forehead, feeling the chaos of their morning already brewing. “Lucindra,” he began, his voice softening as he gestured to Ace, “this is Ace, one of mine and Rosinante’s four sons. He’s the vice-captain of the Silence.”

Ace beamed, his usual confident smile widening. “That’s right. I’ve been really looking forward to meeting you, Lucindra.”

Lucindra slowly stepped out from behind Rosinante’s leg, her little feet shuffling as she glanced between the two men. “Hi,” she said softly, her voice barely above a whisper.

And just like that, Ace melted, his heart clearly stolen by the little girl’s shyness. His face softened, and he gave her a warm, reassuring smile. “You’re even cuter than I imagined,” he said, which earned him a side-eye from Archer but a small, amused grin from Rosinante.

Lucindra blushed slightly but smiled back. Whatever fear she’d had moments ago was fading in the warmth of her new family.

“Well,” Archer clapped his hands, breaking the moment, “now that introductions are done, let’s get to Law. Sounds like he’s probably wondering why we haven’t answered yet.”

Ace stood up, still smiling at Lucindra, before nodding. “Right. Let’s go before he gets even more grumpy.”

As they started to leave the cabin, Lucindra hesitated for a moment, looking up at Rosinante and then at Archer. "Is Law your son too?" she asked.

Archer smiled softly and nodded. "Yeah, he's one of ours too."

Lucindra blinked, her eyes growing wider. "How many sons do you have?"

Rosinante chuckled, his voice warm. "Four—including Law, Ace, Luffy, and Sabo."

Lucindra’s face lit up, as if she’d just discovered the most exciting thing. "Wow," she whispered, her amazement making both Archer and Rosinante smile even wider.

When they entered the galley, it was surprisingly empty. The rest of the crew was busy getting the Silence en route to Wano, leaving the space quiet for the moment. Archer reached for the Den Den, taking a seat as he picked up the receiver.

“Hey, Law,” Archer greeted casually, but the response was anything but calm.

"Why the hell aren’t you here yet?" Law's voice shot through the receiver; frustration clear. Archer could almost picture Law's furrowed brows as he fired off a series of questions without pause. "Luffy didn’t give me a straight answer, Nami mentioned something about a kid and papa’s uncle—what’s going on? And Zoro’s already in trouble—he’s become a ronin! When are you arriving?!"

Archer sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose. “Law,” he said in a warning tone, “calm down, or I’m calling Bepo.”

That seemed to work because Law's tirade paused, though Archer could hear his irritated sigh on the other end.

“Good. Now listen up. We’ve had some... unexpected developments,” Archer explained, glancing over at Rosinante, who was sitting on the other side of the table with Lucindra perched on his lap, fiddling with a spoon. “We picked up someone important—her name’s Lucindra. She’s Rosinante’s niece, and we need to make sure she’s safe before heading to Wano. That’s what’s been holding us up.”

There was a brief silence on the line before Law responded, his voice more measured now. “Lucindra? papa’s niece?”

“Yeah. But here’s the thing,” Archer continued. “We’ll be there soon, but we’ll need new identities when we arrive, like you did with the Straw Hats. Think you can handle that?”

There was a pause, then a resigned sigh from Law. “I can make it work. I’ll call you back when I’ve got everything ready. Just don’t take too long.” He hesitated for a moment before adding, “And... I miss you guys. Just hurry up, okay?”

Archer’s lips curled into a smile, his heart warming at the rare admission from Law. “Miss you too, brat. We’ll be there soon.”

With that, the call ended, leaving Archer to chuckle softly as he hung up. He looked over at Rosinante and Lucindra, who were both watching him expectantly.

“Well, Law’s still Law,” Archer said, smiling. “But he’ll make sure we get into Wano safely. For now, let’s just get ready.”

 

It was time for Lucindra to meet the rest of the crew. After already meeting Ace, Archer and Rosinante decided to take her out onto the deck for proper introductions. As they stepped out, Lucindra’s big brown eyes widened even more in awe, and she clung tightly to Rosinante’s leg, looking up at the new faces with both curiosity and shyness.

Rosinante smiled warmly, placing a hand on her small shoulder as he began the introductions. "Lucindra, this is Raya, our third in command."

Raya, standing tall with her black hair tied up in a messy bun, was already brimming with excitement. Her purple eyes sparkled, and she practically had stars in them as she gazed at Lucindra. “Oh, she's adorable!” Raya gushed, squatting down to meet Lucindra’s eye level. “Hi there, little one. I’m Raya, and we’re gonna be great friends, I just know it!”

Lucindra blinked, her lips curling into a small smile as she nodded.

Next was Giles, their towering fishman helmsman, who stepped forward with a grin full of sharp teeth. Despite his somewhat intimidating appearance, his voice was gentle. “I’m Giles. I steer the ship. And if you ever need a song, you come to me, okay?”

Lucindra’s eyes widened further, mesmerized by the large, gentle giant before her. She managed a small, “Okay…”

Then came Gin, their chef, who was leaning against the railing with his arms crossed. His usual serious expression softened as he smiled at Lucindra. “I’m Gin. You hungry? You can always find me in the galley.”

Lucindra nodded shyly, clearly still absorbing the number of new faces.

“And this,” Rosinante gestured to the smallest member of the crew, “is Timble, our unofficial sniper.”

Timble, the little dwarf with messy brown hair and mischievous eyes, grinned. “Unofficial but the best!” He gave Lucindra a playful salute. “Don’t worry, kid, I’ll make sure no one messes with you.”

Lucindra giggled at his enthusiasm, feeling more at ease with each introduction. But what really lit up her face was the sudden appearance of Nugget, their small demon bird. Nugget, sensing the excitement, flew directly into Lucindra’s arms. The little girl squealed with happiness as she caught the bird and hugged him tightly.

“That’s Nugget,” Archer added, laughing at how quickly Lucindra's face brightened. “Looks like he’s already taken a liking to you.”

Lucindra giggled as Nugget chirped and snuggled into her, and for the first time since they'd met her, she looked completely at ease. Seeing her so happy made Archer feel an unexpected warmth, and he exchanged a glance with Rosinante, who was grinning just as much as she was.

Lucindra looked around at the crew once more, still holding Nugget. “You’re all really pirates?” she asked in awe, her earlier shyness starting to melt away.

“We are,” Rosinante confirmed with a soft smile.

And so the days passed smoothly on the Silence, with Lucindra settling into the crew’s routine as though she’d been there all along. Raya had quickly finished some new clothes for her, but the little girl had her own ideas. Much to Raya’s amusement, Lucindra absolutely refused to wear dresses and insisted on dressing exactly like Archer—shirt, pants, and all. The sight of her in tiny versions of his clothes made Archer chuckle every time. She was a stubborn little thing, just like him.

Lucindra had grown especially attached to Rosinante, hanging off him like a little monkey. Wherever he went, she was right behind, clinging to his leg or perched on his shoulders. She fit into their chaotic family so naturally it was as if she’d always been there. When she wasn’t with Rosinante, she found comfort napping with Ace, who quickly adopted a big-brother role, often dozing off with her on his chest.

She sang along with Giles while he steered the ship, her small voice joining his deep baritone in surprisingly good harmony. In the galley, Gin had found an eager helper, with Lucindra eagerly stirring pots and fetching ingredients as Gin patiently taught her the basics of cooking. Timble, played games with her on the deck, while Nugget remained her constant companion, always snuggling up to her whenever she was still for more than a few minutes.

Despite their best efforts to make her feel comfortable, Archer and Rosinante soon realized that every night—without fail—Lucindra would sneak into their cabin and crawl into bed between them. At first, they thought it might be a one-time thing, but after several nights, they just started leaving a space for her. Archer would wake up to find her curled up beside him, and he’d just smile, realizing how quickly he’d come to love this little girl who had unexpectedly become part of their family.

Her cabin was eventually completed, thanks to Raya, who took charge of the decorating, filling it with soft, cozy touches that suited Lucindra perfectly. But even with her own space, she still preferred to fall asleep surrounded by Archer and Rosinante’s warmth.

As the days passed, Lucindra began to open up more about her past. Sitting on the deck one afternoon with Archer and Rosinante, she told them more about her grandfather, Mjosgard. They learned that he had been saved by a group of fishpeople and, ever since, he had dedicated his life to buying up and freeing as many slaves as he could, despite the hatred he received from other Celestial Dragons. Lucindra and her grandfather had both faced scorn and even violence for his actions. It wasn’t safe for them anymore, and that was why she had been sent away.

Her voice grew quieter when she spoke of her mother, Dorothea. She had never known her, only stories from her grandfather. Dorothea had been Mjosgard’s daughter, and she had fallen in love with one of the slaves they had freed—a man who became Lucindra’s father. But tragedy seemed to follow the family, and neither her mother nor her father had been part of her life for as long as she could remember.

Archer, listening to her, felt a deep ache in his chest. He knew what it was like to grow up with that kind of loss. And though Lucindra didn’t say it outright, it was clear that her grandfather had done everything he could to protect her, even if that meant sending her far away with Rosinante.

Rosinante, his eyes full of empathy, reached out and gently ruffled her messy blond hair, a soft smile on his face. “You’re safe here now,” he said quietly, his voice full of love and reassurance.

Lucindra looked up at him, her big brown eyes full of trust. "I know," she whispered, smiling back.

 

Archer was enjoying a rare moment of peace aboard the Silence, the rest of the crew was out doing some shopping, before they hit Wano, when the unmistakable scent of intruders broke the tranquility. His senses, honed from years of survival and battles, prickled with tension. Something was off. With a flash of instinct, he turned to Rosi and Lucindra. “Stay back,” he commanded, his tone leaving no room for argument. He shot a glance at Rosinante and Lucindra, ensuring they remained safe within the cabin.

Without waiting for a response, he charged onto the deck with Ace in tow. The moment they stepped outside, the scene unfolded before them: Sabo stood there, his bright eyes sparkling with excitement. Before Archer could utter a word, Ace was barreling forward, tackling Sabo in a giant hug that knocked the wind out of both boys.

But Archer didn’t share in the joy. He stayed back, his heart sinking as he caught sight of the tall figure cloaked in green standing behind Sabo. Dragon. Just the sight of him sent a wave of revulsion coursing through Archer. He loathed Dragon—hated him with every fiber of his being.

Sabo finally broke free from Ace’s enthusiastic embrace and glanced at Archer. “Hey, Dad,” he said, his voice slightly unsure.

Archer’s anger bubbled to the surface. “Hello Sabo” he growled, keeping his eyes fixed on Dragon. “Why did you bring him to our ship?”

Sabo hesitated, his confidence wavering under Archer's intense gaze. “Dragon wanted to talk to you and Papa,” he stammered, clearly caught off guard by Archer’s hostility.

“Talk?” Archer echoed incredulously. “I’m not interested in whatever shit he’s come to tell.” His gaze hardened as he turned to Dragon. “Is this another abandonment waiting to happen? Are you here to drop off another kid like you did with Luffy, leaving him with a grandfather who beat him?”

The air was thick with tension, and Ace looked between his father and Sabo, his excitement quickly fading into concern. Dragon remained stoic, his expression unreadable beneath the shadow of his cloak. Archer couldn’t fathom how he could stand there, calm and collected, while lives were shattered in his wake.

“Dad,” Sabo said, his voice trembling slightly. “Please, just hear him out. He didn’t mean—”

“Didn’t mean what?” Archer interrupted, his voice a sharp whisper. “Didn’t mean to fuck up a kid’s life? Didn’t mean to leave them in the hands of someone who would hurt them?” He took a step forward, fists clenched, every instinct in him screaming to protect his family from this man.

“Enough,” Dragon finally said, his voice low and steady. “I’m not here to abandon anyone. I’ve come to discuss something important Portgas.”

“Like I’d believe you,” Archer spat. “You’ve shown time and again that your priorities lie elsewhere.”

Archer felt the heat rising in his chest, ready to explode. This was no ordinary confrontation; this was a reckoning, and he wouldn’t back down. Not now, not ever.

“Dad,” Ace said softly, trying to intervene, but Archer was too far gone in his anger. He couldn’t look away from Dragon.

“Stay out of this, Ace,” Archer snapped, though he could see the hurt in his son's eyes. He didn’t want to pull Ace into this mess, but Dragon had crossed a line that Archer would never let slide. “You don’t get to come here and act like everything’s fine. You don’t get to waltz in and make demands or excuses after what you did to Luffy.”

Sabo stood between them, looking more like a child caught in a crossfire than a revolutionary. “Please, Dad,” he pleaded. “Just listen to him.”

For a moment, Archer faltered, the pain in Sabo’s voice cutting through his anger. But then he looked at Lucindra, still hidden behind Rosinante, and he felt that fierce protectiveness well up again. He couldn't allow Dragon's presence to jeopardize their safety.

“I’m giving you one chance, Dragon,” Archer said, his voice low and steady, filled with a controlled rage. “You can speak but make it quick. I’ve got no patience for your bullshit.”

Dragon began to speak, his voice steady but urgent. “The Five Elders are on the move. The leader of the Holy Knights is active, and the Revolutionaries are preparing for action.”

At his words, Archer scoffed, crossing his arms defensively. “Oh, please. For the last twenty years, the Revolutionaries have done nothing. Just sitting on their asses, sniffing their own reputation and superiority while the world burns around them. The Straw Hats, the Roaring Pirates, and the Heart Pirates have accomplished more in just four years than your little band of misfits ever has.”

The cold edge of Archer's disdain cut through the air. He felt the heat of his anger boiling inside him, and he couldn’t help but push back. “Why should Rosinante and I listen to you now? What’s changed?”

Dragon’s gaze remained resolute as he countered, “The odds have never been higher. Soon, the biggest war the world has ever seen will erupt. I’m not asking for the Roaring Pirates to join the Revolution; I’m simply telling you to be ready. One way or another, you’ll be dragged into the fray—either through your sons or because you’ve always fought for what is right. And the fact that you are the patriach of the Portgas clan, which means you and your husband words are law. Even for your sons and their crews. You are powerfull, more than you even realise. Your family is one of the most feared and powerful out there. You’ve already fought and won against the Government several times. This cannot be won without you and your sons. And everyone knows that your sons look to you before they do anything. You hold the power.”

Rosinante stepped forward, placing a calming hand on Archer’s shoulder, a gesture that felt both grounding and infuriating. “We’ll get back to you, Dragon,” he said, his voice steady but firm. “But we need to discuss this with all our sons before making any decisions.”

Dragon nodded, a hint of respect flickering in his eyes. He turned to leave, but just before he stepped off the ship, he delivered a blow that Archer hadn’t prepared for. “Rosinante, Your uncle Mjosgard is dead. Killed by the leader of the Holy Knights, Figarland, for freeing the Fishman princesses.”

At that revelation, rage boiled over in Archer. He reached for an empty beer bottle on the deck, his emotions spiraling out of control. He hurled it after Dragon, the sound of shattering glass echoing across the sea, a fitting metaphor for the storm brewing inside him. “Fuck you!” he shouted, the word tearing from his throat like a wounded animal.

Sabo’s wide eyes met Archer’s, filled with confusion and concern. “I’ll see you guys later,” he mumbled, backing away slowly, unsure of how to process the tension thick in the air and the terrifying anger of his dad.

Archer, seething, turned his back on his son and stormed down into the cabin he shared with Rosinante. The weight of the news crashed down on him like a tidal wave. Mjosgard had been a good man, a man who fought for the oppressed. And now, just like so many others, he was gone, extinguished by the very forces they were supposed to stand against.

Archer’s fury roiled inside him, a tempest he couldn’t contain. His teeth elongated into fangs, a manifestation of his rage as he sneered at the walls of the cabin. He stomped around the small space, each step echoing like a thunderclap in his ears. Cursing the Marines, the Elders, and most of all, Dragon, he felt the heat of his anger swell within him, threatening to consume him whole.

He was hurt—so deeply hurt—by Sabo’s actions. How could his son stand beside Dragon? To look so calm and collected, as if everything was alright in the world, all while bringing the man who had abandoned Luffy right into their sanctuary? It felt like a betrayal that twisted the knife deeper into Archer’s heart.

“Who the hell does he think he is?” Archer growled, his voice a low rumble that reverberated off the walls. “To defend that bastard, to pretend like it’s all just fine and dandy! How could he—”

He slammed a fist into the wall, feeling the sting of wood against his knuckles. It was a futile attempt to release the anger that had taken hold of him, but the physical pain only seemed to amplify the emotional turmoil. Archer cursed under his breath, grappling with the conflicting emotions that roared within him.

“Fucking Dragon,” he spat, pacing the cabin like a caged animal. “You waltz in here, spewing nonsense about revolutions and wars, while you’ve done nothing but sit on your throne for the last two decades. And you bring Sabo into this mess? You put him in danger—”

Rosinante entered the cabin watching Archer, a mix of concern and empathy on his face as he let Archer vent. He knew how deeply his partner felt about their family, how fiercely he protected them. The hurt was written all over Archer’s features, and Rosinante could only stand by, hoping to help him process the chaos swirling inside.

As Archer’s anger began to ebb, he turned to Rosinante, his gaze fixed on the floor. “Take Ace and find Dragon and Sabo,” he said, his voice steady but devoid of emotion. “Tell them we won’t be aiding the revolutionaries. But when the time comes, the Portgas clan will fight. We’ll always fight for what’s right.”

Rosinante nodded, understanding the weight behind Archer’s words. He stepped forward, wrapping his arms around Archer in a tight embrace. “Are you sure you don’t want to tell Sabo yourself?” he asked softly.

Archer pulled back slightly to look Rosinante deep in the eyes, his own reflecting a mixture of hurt and anger. “No. Not right now. I don’t have anything to say to him.” The betrayal stung like a fresh wound, raw and painful, and he couldn’t shake the feeling that Sabo had chosen Dragon over their family values. The very thing they had raised them after.

Rosi sighed, sensing the tumult within Archer. He nodded, knowing that Archer needed this space to process his feelings. “Okay. I’ll talk to them.” With that, he turned and left the cabin, seeking out Ace to deliver the news.

The cabin felt heavy with silence after Rosinante left, and Archer found himself lost in thought, grappling with the emotions swirling inside him. Just as the weight of his thoughts became unbearable, Lucindra burst into the room, her face streaked with tears. She ran straight to him, wrapping her small arms around his waist.

“Grandpa is dead” she cried; her voice choked with sorrow. “I miss him so much!”

Archer instinctively enveloped her in his arms, feeling the warmth of her tiny frame against him. The ache in his chest deepened as he held her, wishing he could take away her pain. “I know, sweetheart,” he murmured, his heart breaking for her.

Lucindra clung to him tighter, sobbing into his shoulder. The sight of her grief was a stark reminder of the loss they had all suffered, and it pierced Archer’s heart anew. He gently rocked her back and forth, feeling the comforting rhythm soothe them both.

“Do you want me to sing?” Archer asked softly, remembering the lullaby he used to sing to Ace and Sabo and Luffy when they were sad as children. He had always found that music had a way of healing, even just a little.

Lucindra nodded, her small face buried against him. “Yes, please.”

Archer cleared his throat, and as he began to sing, the familiar melody filled the cabin, wrapping around them like a warm blanket. The lullaby spoke of comfort, safety, and the promise of brighter days.

As he sang, Archer felt the tension in his body ease, if only for a moment. Lucindra's cries gradually subsided, and he could feel her relaxing against him, drawing strength from his presence.

Chapter 65: Identity

Summary:

Archer muses
Sabo gets put in the naugthy corner
Archer talkes
Sabo listens
They talk some more
Yamato

Chapter Text

After tucking Lucindra into bed and humming the last notes of the lullaby, Archer slipped quietly out of the cabin. He needed air. His mind was a storm of conflicting emotions—anger, exhaustion, worry. As he climbed the stairs and stepped onto the deck of the Silence, he made his way to the front, leaning against the railing and staring out at the endless expanse of sea before him.

The night was calm, but Archer felt anything but. The salty breeze tugged at his clothes, and the moonlit waves shimmered in the distance, offering a sense of peace that he couldn’t feel inside. All his life, he’d been fighting. Since he was a boy. Since before Rouge died. Always fighting. Always struggling. And now? Things were getting real, in a way they hadn’t before.

"Fuck Dragon," he muttered under his breath, his golden eyes narrowing at the thought of the man. The nerve of that bastard to show up on his ship, to bring his son into this mess, like they hadn’t already been through enough. Wasn’t their mission already dangerous enough, aiming to take down a Yonko like Kaido? Wasn’t that a high enough mountain to climb?

Archer’s thoughts spiraled as he considered the enormity of the task ahead of them. They were sailing toward Wano, a land locked in Kaido’s iron grip, and he feared for every single person he cared about. For his sons— Law, Ace, Luffy, Sabo—even if right now, he wasn’t sure how he felt about Sabo after today he still loved him. For Lucindra, a child caught in the middle of a war she didn’t choose. For the crews, his own and those of his sons. And most of all, for Rosinante.

He clenched his fists, his knuckles turning white. There was always another battle, always another enemy. There was never a moment to rest, to breathe. He was tired. So tired he could feel it deep in his bones. Weary, but not broken. Not yet.

Dragon had claimed Archer held a lot of power. Archer scoffed at the memory, his lips curling in a bitter smile. Power? He’d never asked for power. He didn’t want it. But he had it, didn’t he? Power enough to be feared. Power enough to protect the ones he loved. And when the time came, when this final war or whatever the hell Dragon was talking about arrived—he would use it. Every last ounce of it.

He’d burn the world down if it meant keeping his family safe.

Archer sighed, running a hand through his blond hair, his fingers catching on the tangles of salt and wind. He let his eyes drift toward the horizon, where the sea met the sky in an infinite, unbroken line. Somewhere out there was Wano. Somewhere out there was Kaido, waiting for them, daring them to challenge his empire.

As Rosinante and Ace returned to the Silence Archer still stood at the bow, the cool night air still calming the storm of emotions inside him. He heard their footsteps approaching before he turned to face them. Rosinante’s expression was a mix of concern and quiet understanding, while Ace’s eyes were filled with an apologetic warmth.

“We found them,” Rosinante said softly, stopping beside Archer. “We gave them your message.”

Archer nodded, the tension in his jaw loosening slightly. “Good.”

Archer hesitated for a moment before stepping closer to Ace. “I’m sorry, Ace,” Archer said, his voice a bit rougher than he intended. “For snapping at you earlier. I—" He paused, searching for the right words. "I shouldn’t have.”

Before he could say more, Ace shook his head and wrapped his arms around Archer in a firm hug. “It’s okay dad. Really. I get it.”

The simple forgiveness in Ace’s voice eased some of the weight off Archer’s chest. He hugged Ace back, tightly, the warmth of his son’s embrace something he clung to in the moment. They stayed like that for a moment before Ace pulled away, giving him a small smile.

Archer then looked over at Rosinante. “I tucked Lucindra in,” he said, his voice softer now. “She’s upset about Mjosgard… but she’ll be alright.”

Rosinante’s eyes softened with gratitude, but there was a flicker of worry that Archer didn’t miss. “Where are you going?” Rosinante asked, his voice tinged with concern, though he tried to keep it casual.

Archer let out a small sigh. “Just going for a walk,” he said, rubbing the back of his neck. He could feel Rosi’s concern radiating off him. “I just need some air. Clear my head.”

Rosi’s worry deepened, but before he could say more, Archer took his hand, squeezing it gently. “I’ll be fine, Rosi,” he reassured him, meeting his husband’s eyes. “I just… need some time to think.”

Rosinante nodded slowly, though his arms instinctively wrapped around Archer, pulling him into a tight hug. It was the kind of hug that said everything he didn’t need to say out loud—his support, his love, his unspoken worry.

“I know,” Rosinante murmured, his breath warm against Archer’s ear. “But come back soon, okay?”

Archer nodded, pressing a kiss to Rosinante’s temple. “I will. I promise.”

As they pulled away from the embrace, Archer gave one last look at Ace and Rosi before turning toward the gangplank. The night stretched ahead of him, quiet and still, the perfect backdrop for the thoughts weighing heavily on his mind.

Archer walked through the dimly lit streets, his cloak pulled low over his eyes. The bustling night air carried with it the sounds of distant laughter, clinking glasses, and the chatter of people enjoying their evening. He preferred it that way—staying in the shadows, unnoticed. His thoughts were heavy, but he relished the anonymity. It wouldn’t do to be recognized. Not tonight.

He eventually found a small tavern tucked away in the corner of a quiet street. Stepping inside, the warmth of the place washed over him. It was busy, but not overly crowded. People were laughing, drinking, enjoying the night without a care. Archer ordered a beer, quietly taking a seat in the corner. For a moment, he just sat there, watching the world pass by, detached from the noise of life around him.

It was nice—just sitting there, blending into the background, with no expectations. For the first time in what felt like forever, he didn’t have to think about the Revolution, Kaido, the Celestial Dragons, or his children’s safety. He could simply exist.

Then a voice broke through his thoughts. "Dad?"

Archer didn’t need to look up. He knew that voice. Nervous and tentative, like the boy used to be when he’d get caught doing something he shouldn’t. He took a slow sip of his beer, keeping his eyes on the table in front of him.

Sabo sat down across from him, his nervous energy palpable. He was fidgeting, eyes darting everywhere except at Archer. His hands wrung together, unsure of what to say.

Archer snorted, leaning back in his chair. "I at least thought you were brave enough to look your old man in the eyes when talking to him."

At that, Sabo’s gaze snapped to Archer’s, startled. For a long moment, they just stared at each other—father and son, the air thick with unspoken tension. Archer’s golden eyes bore into Sabo’s, a mix of disappointment, anger, and something deeper—hurt.

Sabo swallowed hard, his face flushing slightly. “I… I didn’t think you hated Dragon so much,” he began, voice faltering. “I thought… I thought since I was there, things would be different. I thought it’d be okay.”

Archer’s expression didn’t change, though his eyes narrowed slightly. His silence made Sabo squirm, but the boy pushed on, rushing his words in an attempt to fill the void. “I just wanted you to hear him out. I didn’t realize—"

“You didn’t realize,” Archer cut him off, his voice low but sharp, like the edge of a knife. “You didn’t realize or you didn’t care?”

Sabo flinched, guilt flooding his face. “No, I care! I care about you and Papa, but—”

“Then why the hell would you bring him to our ship? To our home?” Archer’s tone was icy, each word clipped. “You know how I feel about him, and yet you thought it’d all just... work itself out because you were there?”

Sabo shrank a little in his seat, the weight of Archer’s anger pressing down on him. He took a deep breath, trying to steady himself. “I thought... I thought maybe if you saw me with him, it would show you that he’s not as bad as you think. That we’re trying to make things better.”

Archer’s jaw clenched, his fangs subtly peeking out in a rare display of his frustration. “You don’t get it, do you? This isn’t about making things better. This is about trust, Sabo. You knew where I stood on Dragon. You knew.”

Sabo finally looked away, his hands gripping the edge of the table. “I’m sorry,” he whispered, barely audible over the noise of the tavern. “I didn’t mean to betray you.”

Archer didn’t respond immediately. He just watched his son, emotions roiling beneath his calm exterior. Sabo’s apology hung in the air, sincere but inadequate to undo the hurt Archer felt.

After what felt like an eternity, Archer sighed, his anger subsiding into something colder—something more tired. He ran a hand through his hair, leaning back in his chair.

“You’re my son, Sabo,” Archer said, his voice quieter now, though still firm. “But Dragon? He’s not family. He’s never been family. And I don’t trust him.”

Sabo’s shoulders sagged under the weight of Archer’s words, but he nodded slowly, accepting them. “I understand,” he said softly. “I just… I wanted to do the right thing.”

Archer’s gaze softened for the briefest moment, but he quickly masked it with another sip of his beer. “Doing the right thing doesn’t always mean siding with him.”

Sabo looked up at him, eyes filled with a mix of regret and resolve. “I’ll remember that.”

Archer’s gaze hardened as he looked at Sabo, the tension between them still thick, unresolved. He leaned forward, his elbows resting on the table, voice sharp as he asked, “Did your papa tell you about Lucindra? About Mjosgard?”

Sabo nodded, his eyes filled with guilt.

"And you think it's okay for Dragon," Archer continued, his tone laced with bitterness, "to so callously tell Rosinante and Lucindra that their uncle and grandfather were killed? Like it was just... small talk? Like he was talking about the damn weather?"

Sabo flinched at the accusation. He opened his mouth to speak, to defend Dragon, but the words didn’t come. He couldn’t justify what had happened, and it was clear from his dad’s glare that Dragon wouldn’t be forgiving anytime soon.

“I don’t—” Sabo began hesitantly, fumbling for the right thing to say, but Archer cut him off with a low growl.

“You don't,” Archer repeated, his voice a growl of restrained fury. “Do you even understand what that news did to them? How they’re dealing with it? Lucindra's just a kid. She idolized hergrandfather. Your papa lost an uncle. And the way Dragon delivered that news? Like it was some footnote? How can you stand by him after that?”

Sabo winced, his face drawn tight with regret. “I didn’t know he’d do it like that,” he admitted, his voice barely above a whisper. “I’m sorry, Dad. I really am. I... I didn’t think about how it would affect them.”

Archer shook his head slowly, his golden eyes blazing with disappointment. “You didn’t think at all, Sabo,” he said coldly. “Dragon might be your leader, but you need to start thinking for yourself. Just because you follow him doesn’t mean you have to be blind to his faults.”

Sabo’s face crumbled with the weight of Archer’s words. He knew his father was right, and it only made the ache in his chest worse.

“I’ll talk to them,” Sabo offered, voice cracking with emotion. “I’ll make it right.”

Archer scoffed, leaning back in his chair, eyes cold and unforgiving.

Archer’s eyes darkened as he leaned closer to Sabo, his voice low but filled with a barely-contained fury. “Do you even know what Dragon did to your brother?” he asked, his gaze never wavering from Sabo’s. The weight of the question made Sabo’s stomach drop, but he shook his head, unsure of where Archer was leading.

“When Luffy was just a baby, Dragon left him with Garp,” Archer began, the venom in his words unmistakable. “Not because he had no choice, not because there was some noble reason behind it. No. He dumped Luffy on Garp while he went off to form his precious revolution.”

Sabo’s eyes widened. He had known bits and pieces about Luffy’s upbringing, but never in this much detail.

“And Garp,” Archer continued, the anger rising in his voice, “that bastard, instead of raising Luffy with care, treated him like some project. He beat him. Over and over, trying to force Luffy into submission, trying to make him a marine. A tiny kid, Sabo. A child! Just because Garp thought it was the ‘right’ path.”

Sabo’s throat tightened as Archer’s words sank in. The idea of his baby brother, who had always been so free-spirited, being tormented like that made his heart clench.

Archer didn’t stop. His voice grew even sharper, as if the memories themselves cut into him. “Luffy had nightmares for years. Crying, trembling, all because Dragon left him with a man who didn’t care about what Luffy wanted—only what he could turn him into.”

Sabo felt a deep pang of guilt, like a knife twisting in his gut. “But Garp... he—”

“Garp didn’t do it out of love,” Archer interrupted, his voice now full of a harsh finality. “And when he finally realized Luffy wasn’t going to be the marine he wanted, he dumped him with Dadan. That’s when Rosinante and I stepped in. That’s when Luffy finally had a real family who didn’t beat him for being who he was.”

Sabo stared at his father, unable to form a response. He felt paralyzed by the weight of it all—the truth about his brother, about his father’s sacrifices, about the man he had placed his loyalty in. He had always admired Dragon, seeing him as a symbol of the revolution's cause, but hearing this... it shattered something inside him.

“And you,” Archer added, his voice suddenly quieter, but no less intense, “you stood by Dragon. You brought him onto our ship. After all that.”

Sabo swallowed hard, tears threatening to spill over. He opened his mouth, but no words came. What could he say? How could he apologize for something like this?

Archer’s expression softened, the harsh lines of anger fading into something far more vulnerable. His golden eyes, usually sharp with intensity, now held a deep sadness as he whispered, “A son for a son…” The words hung in the air, and Sabo’s breath hitched at the weight of them. He could hear the pain behind Archer's voice, the unspoken years of hurt and loss.

Archer reached across the table, his hand hovering for a moment before gently placing it on Sabo’s. “I love you, Sabo,” Archer said, his voice quieter now, the anger giving way to raw emotion. “I’ve always loved you. And I always will.” Sabo looked up, meeting his father’s gaze, and he saw the conflict swirling in his eyes—the love, the fear, the hurt. “But…” Archer continued, his words breaking slightly, “I can’t help but feel like Dragon took you from us.”

Sabo’s heart clenched painfully. He knew this was about more than just Dragon’s presence on the ship today—it was about everything. Every lost moment, every year they spent searching for him, hoping, missing him.

Archer sighed, a sound that seemed to carry the weight of the world. “Since the day you found your way back to us,” he said, his voice barely above a whisper, “we never really got all of you back. It’s like Dragon took a piece of you with him… and I fear it was his way of getting revenge. Revenge on Rosinante and me for making Luffy our son.”

Sabo stared, wide-eyed, shocked. “Revenge?” he whispered, barely able to believe it.

Archer nodded, his grip on Sabo’s hand tightening. “Think about it, Sabo. Dragon, if he’d really cared, if he’d taken the time after rescuing you—he could’ve found out where you came from. Who your family was. He didn’t even try to look for us. And I’ve wondered…” Archer paused, his jaw clenching for a moment before he looked at Sabo again, his voice thick with emotion, “I’ve wondered why. Why didn’t he look for a family that was missing a boy? Why did he just take you and let us believe you were gone forever?”

Sabo felt tears prickling at the corners of his eyes, his throat tight with emotion. He’d never thought about it that way. Never realized how much his parents had suffered, thinking they had lost him.

“I didn’t know,” Sabo whispered, his voice breaking. “I didn’t… I didn’t realize.”

“I know you didn’t,” Archer said softly, his tone no longer angry, but filled with an aching sadness. “But it doesn’t change the fact that Dragon took you, and he didn’t give a damn about who you really belonged to. And now, every time I look at you, I feel like I’m still missing part of you.”

Sabo’s tears finally spilled over, and he gripped his father’s hand tightly. “I’m sorry,” he whispered, his voice cracking with emotion. “I’m so sorry, Dad. I never meant for this. I never meant to—”

“Shh,” Archer said, pulling Sabo into a tight embrace, his hand gently stroking the back of his head. “It’s not your fault, Sabo. You were a kid. You didn’t choose any of this. I just… I wish things had been different.”

For a moment, they stayed like that, Sabo clinging to Archer as the weight of everything crashed down on him—the years of separation, the pain, the choices that had been made without him even realizing the full impact. And Archer, who had fought tooth and nail to protect his family, was just tired. So tired.

Still holding Sabo close, Archer felt the warmth of his son's body against his own. “You have to remember, Sabo,” Archer murmured, his voice steady but filled with an earnest intensity. “You’re a Portgas. You carry my name, and you always will.” He pulled back slightly, looking deep into Sabo’s eyes to ensure the weight of his words sank in. “You are my son and Rosinante’s son, brother to Law, Ace, and Luffy. No matter what happens, that will never change.”

Sabo nodded, his expression shifting as he processed the gravity of Archer’s words. There was strength in the lineage, and it filled him with a sense of belonging that had been fleeting for far too long.

“And remember this,” Archer continued, his grip on Sabo’s shoulders firm. “We will always love you, no matter what. But you need to use your head. Even if the Revolution has good ideals—” he paused, letting out a frustrated breath, “every organization has its hidden sides. You’ve got to be aware of that. Your papa and I didn’t raise stupid kids.”

Sabo swallowed hard, his heart racing as he absorbed the lessons woven into Archer's words. “I know, Dad,” he replied, determination creeping into his voice. “I’ll be careful. I promise.”

Archer’s expression softened, and he nodded, releasing Sabo from the embrace but keeping a hand on his shoulder. “I want you to be involved, Sabo. I really do. But I also want you to be smart about it. You’ve got a good heart, and I don’t want that to be used against you.”

Sabo looked down for a moment, the weight of responsibility settling on his shoulders. “I won’t let it. I’ll find a way to help without losing myself. I promise.”

 

After hugging Sabo goodbye and reminding him to be smart, Archer felt an overwhelming sense of exhaustion wash over him. Every ounce of energy had been drained from his body during their conversation, and the weight of the day hung heavy on his shoulders.

He walked back to the Silence, his mind still racing with thoughts of Dragon, Sabo, and the Revolution. Each step felt like a monumental effort, but the sight of the ship, their safe haven, filled him with a flicker of comfort.

Entering his and Rosinante’s cabin, Archer was greeted by the sight of Lucindra and Rosinante sleeping soundly. The rhythmic rise and fall of their chests was a soothing melody in the quiet room. A wave of tenderness washed over him as he took in the scene.

Without making a sound, he changed into his sleeping pants, the fabric soft against his skin, and crawled into bed beside them. He slid in carefully, ensuring he didn’t disturb the peaceful moment. As he nestled close, he wrapped his arms around Rosinante from behind, feeling the warmth of his partner seep into him.

The morning sun streamed through the masts of the Silence, illuminating the deck where Archer and Rosinante had gathered their crew. A buzz of anticipation filled the air as they prepared to share their plans. Archer felt a sense of purpose washing over him, the adrenaline of the impending mission pushing back the remnants of yesterday’s tension.

Rosinante stood with a list in hand, his brow furrowed in concentration. The crew was assembled, a mix of excitement and nervous energy palpable among them.

“Alright, everyone,” Rosinante began, his voice steady and commanding. “We’ve heard back from Law, and we have our new identities for when we enter Wano.” He looked down at the list, his expression serious yet hopeful.

“Giles, you’ll be joining Zoro as a ronin,” Rosinante announced, earning a nod from Giles, who looked both thrilled and nervous.

“Gin, you’re with Sanji as a soba chef,” Rosinante continued. Gin grinned, clearly eager for the chance to showcase his culinary skills.

“And Archer, I, Ace, Lucindra, and Raya will take over a tavern and run it,” he concluded, his eyes scanning the crew to gauge their reactions.

“Sounds like a plan,” Archer said, feeling the weight of responsibility settle on his shoulders. “But how are we going to sneak into Wano?”

Just as he finished speaking, Ace stepped forward, an unusual seriousness replacing his usual playful demeanor. “I can help with that,” he said, looking straight at his dads. “I have a friend in Wano—Yamato. I’ve been writing to them, and they promised to help us get in.”

Archer raised an eyebrow, impressed but slightly skeptical. “Yamato? You’re sure they can be trusted?”

“Absolutely,” Ace replied, his enthusiasm infectious. ”If anyone can help us navigate Wano, it’s them. We’ll be able to slip in under the radar.”

Archer exchanged glances with Rosinante, who nodded in agreement. They both understood the risks involved, but the possibility of having an ally like Yamato was a stroke of luck they couldn’t overlook.

“Alright then,” Archer said, his mind already racing with possibilities. “We’ll need to coordinate everything carefully. If we’re going undercover, we can’t afford any m

 

Chapter 66: To settle

Summary:

The open
Ace talks
Archer is pissed
But not more than Rosi
Tama
Bath
Berris
Where is Luffy?

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Kimonos. Archer tugged at the fabric, resisting the urge to scowl. They were wearing fucking kimonos. Of all the things he imagined doing in Wano, blending in as a tavern owner in this garb wasn’t on the list. He could barely move in the damn thing without feeling like he was tangled in it. The loose, flowing robes made him feel more restricted than he had in any battle.

Rosinante, of course, looked effortlessly good in his kimono, despite Archer’s earlier grumbling. Ace wore his with ease, looking like he belonged in Wano, but Archer could tell from the smirk on his son’s face that he found the whole situation amusing. But the real winner was Lucindra—or Luc, as she’d insisted they call her. She looked downright adorable in her outfit, her young face beaming with a mix of pride and mischief as she adjusted her obi.

"At least Luc looks cute," Archer muttered to himself as they finalized the setup in the tavern.

Ace had been true to his word. His friend Yamato—a wild card if Archer had ever met one—had not only helped them dock the Silence in a hidden cove but also provided the kimonos and snuck them into the Flower Capital. Archer hadn’t known what to expect from Kaido’s child, but Yamato seemed driven by their own sense of justice, not by Kaido’s cruelty. And so far, they’d been instrumental in getting them situated without raising suspicion.

The tavern, an old, dusty relic, had clearly not been used in ages. The first few days were spent airing it out, cleaning, and getting everything into working order. The place had potential, though. Hidden away from the main streets but not too far from the hustle and bustle of the capital, it was the perfect cover.

Across the street, Gin had quickly taken to working in the soba shop. Archer had watched them briefly from the tavern’s window, marveling at how easily Gin fell into his role and customers were already flocking in. It was comforting, in a way, to know Gin was nearby—one more ally in this dangerous land.

Rosinante and Archer had discussed their roles over sake late one night after they’d finished setting up. Rosinante, with his charm and easygoing demeanor, was the perfect fit to be one of the bartenders, along with Ace, who could charm just about anyone when he wanted to. Raya, with her beauty and enchanting devil fruit abilities, would be one of the servers alongside Archer, much to his dismay. She had a way of getting men to talk, and it would be up to them to gather any useful information about Kaido’s operations. Archer, despite his annoyance, knew he was a draw too. His golden eyes and looks could pull in the more curious—and foolish—types.

And if any of Kaido’s men came in? Well, Raya had a solution for that. A slow-acting poison that could take them down quietly, without any immediate suspicion. Archer wasn’t thrilled with the idea, but he knew the risks. They couldn’t afford to make a scene.

Their communication lines were set up too. Timble and Nugget, the loyal duo, were their link to Law and Luffy. They’d been sending messages back and forth, updating each other on movements and plans. Law was lying low for now, and Luffy was biding his time, preparing for whatever madness awaited them in Wano.

Archer glanced over at Rosinante, who was adjusting some glasses behind the bar. Despite the absurdity of the situation, there was a sense of calm in the moment.

 

Archer noticed it almost immediately—Ace had been distracted ever since they set up the tavern, constantly glancing toward the door as if he were waiting for someone. Something was bothering him. It wasn’t like Ace to be so on edge, and Archer’s instincts kicked in. Something was wrong with his son, and he wasn’t going to let it slide.

Pulling Ace aside, Archer folded his arms and raised an eyebrow, his golden eyes sharp with concern. “What’s going on with you?” he asked, his tone soft but firm. “You’ve been jittery ever since we got here.”

Ace hesitated, scratching the back of his head, before finally sighing and looking up at his father. “It’s... well, four years ago, when I first came to Wano, I met this girl,” Ace began. “Her name’s Tama. She’s just a kid—an orphan. I promised her that when I returned, I’d take her with me, that I’d give her a better life. But now that we’re back here, I have no idea where to find her, and... I can’t just leave her behind. I promised her, Dad.”

For a moment, Archer was speechless. His heart swelled with pride as he looked at Ace, his son standing there, vulnerable. This was the man his son had become—a man who kept his promises, who cared about people deeply.

Archer reached out and clapped a hand on Ace’s shoulder, giving him a proud smile. “Ace… you’ve got the biggest heart, kid. I couldn’t be prouder of you.” He squeezed his shoulder, feeling a surge of affection for his son. “We’ll find her, don’t worry.”

Without hesitation, Archer called out to Rosinante, who was wiping down the bar. “Rosi, come here. You need to hear this.”

Rosinante walked over, his expression curious but calm. Archer nudged Ace, motioning for him to explain. Ace repeated what he had just told Archer, and as soon as Rosinante heard about the girl, his face softened into the same kind of pride Archer felt.

Rosinante nodded firmly after hearing Ace out. “We’ll get her, Ace. You kept your promise, and now we’ll keep ours.” He pulled Ace into a quick hug, patting his back. “She’ll be safe with us.”

With that settled, they wasted no time. Archer called for Timble, and gave him clear instructions. “Take Nugget and fly out to Law and Luffy. Tell them to keep an eye out for a girl named Tama—an orphan. If they find her, they need to get her here, smuggled if necessary. She’ll be safest with us.”

Timble, understanding the gravity of the situation, took off with Nugget in tow, disappearing into the skies to deliver the message.

Ace turned to his dads, a wave of relief washing over his face as he hugged them both. “Thank you. Really.”

Archer chuckled softly, ruffling Ace’s hair. “We’re a family, Ace. Of course we’re going to help. You’ve got nothing to thank us for. We’ve got your back.”

Rosinante nodded, smiling warmly at Ace. “And if that girl means something to you, then she means something to us too. We’ll find her.”

Business at the tavern picked up quickly, and Archer found himself busier than he'd expected. Even in the middle of a famine, people still wanted to drink. There was something oddly amusing about that—no matter how bad things got, people always craved an escape. Maybe it was the alcohol, maybe it was the company. Either way, Archer mused that if they ever wanted to stop being pirates (as if that would ever happen), they could always open a real tavern and call it Chaos. It seemed fitting.

But amidst the clinking of glasses and the hum of conversation, Archer couldn’t shake the growing tension gnawing at him. They still hadn’t heard back from Timble, Law, or Luffy. That silence was starting to get to him, making him restless. He tried to push it aside, focusing on his work at the tavern, but it lingered in the back of his mind like an itch he couldn’t scratch.

What didn’t help were the patrons. If one more man—or woman—offered him berris for spending some “private time” with him, Archer was going to lose it. He wasn’t a damn prostitute, and the constant advances were wearing his patience thin.

“Do I have ‘easy target’ written on my face?” he muttered under his breath after shooing away yet another overly flirtatious customer. If he had to endure another suggestive wink or sly remark, someone was getting punched. Really.

And Rosinante? Archer could feel his husband's simmering frustration even from across the room. Every time someone made a move on Archer, Rosi’s eye would twitch, like he was trying to control himself from snapping. It had become almost a permanent feature now, that little twitch. Archer couldn’t help but smirk at the thought, but he also knew it was driving Rosi crazy.

Finally, during a brief lull in the crowd, Archer sidled up to Rosinante behind the bar. “If that eye of yours twitches any harder, you’re going to scare the customers,” he teased, though there was an edge of truth in his words.

Rosinante shot him a half-amused, half-exasperated look, wiping down the counter with a little too much force. “I’m this close to snapping, Archer. If one more idiot hits on you, I’m throwing them out myself.” His voice was low, the protectiveness clear in his tone. “I don’t care if it blows our cover.”

Archer laughed, leaning closer to him, his voice dropping to a soft murmur. “I can handle a few drunk idiots, Rosi. Don’t worry about me.” He winked playfully. “Though I might start charging them double if this keeps up.”

Rosinante grumbled under his breath but couldn’t hide the small smile tugging at his lips. “Just… don’t make me have to punch someone tonight. We’re supposed to be undercover, remember?”

Archer grinned, giving his husband a quick kiss on the cheek before heading back to serve another round of drinks. “Undercover or not, it doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun,” he called over his shoulder.

 

It had been another long day at the tavern, and Archer was starting to wonder if they'd ever hear back from anyone when Luc suddenly perked up. The little girl, who had been lounging on Ace's shoulders, pointed toward the sky, her voice filled with excitement.

“Look! It’s Timble!” she shouted, bouncing on Ace’s shoulders as she spotted the familiar speck in the distance. Ace, grinning ear to ear, steadied her, craning his neck to see what she was pointing at.

Sure enough, flying in on Nugget, Timble appeared—looking completely worn out but alive. Archer let out a sigh of relief he hadn’t realized he’d been holding. He’d been worried something had happened to the little guy, given how long it had been since they’d last heard from him.

As Timble and Nugget finally landed in front of the tavern. Timble, looking disheveled and clearly hungry, gave them a weak wave before nearly collapsing on a nearby table.

Rosinante was already moving, grabbing a plate of food and setting it in front of the dwarf. “Eat first,” he said, his tone gentle but firm. “Then you can tell us everything.”

Timble didn’t need to be told twice. He dug into the food, and for a few moments, the only sound was the rapid clinking of his utensils. Archer leaned against the bar, arms crossed, watching the scene unfold. He was relieved to see the little guy safe and sound, but he couldn’t help the impatient buzz in his mind. They needed answers, and they needed them now.

Finally, after Timble had eaten his fill, he leaned back, patting his stomach with a satisfied grin. “Ah, much better.” He wiped his mouth before looking up at the group gathered around him.

“Well?” Archer prompted, his golden eyes sharp. “What’s the news?”

Timble sat up straighter, a serious look crossing his face. “I’ve got good news. The alliance is real. The minks, samurai, and pirates are coming together. Law, Luffy, and the others will be arriving soon. Everything’s moving as planned.”

A wave of relief washed over Archer, but before he could process it fully, Timble continued.

“Oh, and I delivered your message about Tama,” he added. “Luffy found her. He’ll bring her with him when they arrive.”

At that, Ace let out a loud whoop, startling everyone in the tavern. He started jumping around in excitement, practically bouncing on the spot with Luc still perched on his shoulders, giggling as she held on for dear life.

“Im gonna see Tama again! I can’t believe it!” Ace shouted; his excitement infectious. He danced around the tavern, Luc laughing along with him as she clung to his head.

Archer couldn’t help but smile at the sight, his heart swelling with pride. Ace was many things—reckless, stubborn—but moments like this reminded him just how much heart his son had. He’d made a promise to a little girl years ago, and he’d kept it. No matter what, Ace never forgot his word.

Rosinante, standing beside Archer, watched Ace with a fond smile. “He’s a good kid,” Rosi murmured softly, his voice filled with pride.

Archer nodded, feeling a warmth spread through his chest. “Yeah, he is. A damn good kid.”

 

It was one of those rare slow nights in the tavern—only about twenty customers, and for once, everything felt manageable. Tomorrow, Luffy, Law, and their crews would be arriving. Archer was relieved; things had been building up for so long, and finally, they'd all be together again. The looming storm of battle still hung over their heads, but for now, there was a sense of calm.

Raya and Ace had told Rosinante and Archer to take the evening off, saying they could handle the rest of the night on their own. Archer didn't need to be told twice. He was grateful, as was Rosinante, who headed upstairs to tuck Luc in for bed. Archer, on the other hand, had a different idea. He made his way to their bathhouse—a room that was one of the few true luxuries they had found here in Wano.

The room was cozy but elegant, with soft lantern light flickering off the stone walls. And at its center? A deep, natural pool filled with steaming hot water. Archer didn’t waste any time. Stripping off the annoying kimono they’d all been forced to wear for their cover, he tossed it onto a nearby bench with a sigh of relief.

"Fucking kimonos..." he muttered to himself. They might look nice, but they were stiff, uncomfortable, and definitely not his style. Besides, the whole "blending in" thing felt more like a joke the longer they stayed in Wano. Still, it had to be done.

Stepping into the pool, Archer winced for a split second as the searing heat touched his skin, but once he was fully submerged, he let out a deep, contented sigh. The heat seeped into his bones, easing the tension he hadn’t even realized he was carrying. It was as if all the weight of the past weeks—the undercover mission, the constant threat of Kaido’s forces, the responsibility of keeping their crew safe—was melting away in the water.

Steam rose around him, creating a foggy haze that felt like a barrier between him and the outside world. For a moment, everything was quiet. Peaceful. It was heaven.

Leaning back against the smooth edge of the pool, Archer closed his eyes, letting himself relax completely for the first time in what felt like ages. His muscles, sore from constant tension and too many fights, finally loosened.

He let his thoughts drift as he soaked in the water. Tomorrow, Luffy and Law would arrive, and things would kick into high gear again. There would be no time for baths, no time for relaxation—just chaos and battle, as always. But for now, he could enjoy this.

A small smirk crossed his lips as he thought back to the idea he had mused over earlier. If they ever decided to quit pirating, maybe opening a real tavern wouldn’t be such a bad idea. They could call it Chaos, and damn if that didn’t fit their lives to a T. Of course, quitting wasn’t exactly in his blood. He was a Portgas, after all.

“Maybe one day,” he muttered to himself, knowing full well it was unlikely. But it was a nice thought—a quiet life where he wouldn’t have to worry about the next fight, the next mission, or the next enemy lurking around the corner.

For now, though, he’d settle for the hot bath and a quiet evening. Tomorrow could wait.

As Archer soaked in the steaming water, eyes closed and thoughts wandering, he heard the soft creak of the door opening. He didn’t need to look up to know who it was—the familiar lightness of Rosinante’s footsteps was unmistakable. A small smile tugged at the corner of his mouth as he heard the rustle of clothing being discarded.

Moments later, the water rippled gently as Rosinante slid in behind him, pressing his chest against Archer’s back and wrapping long, strong arms around his waist. Archer sighed, leaning into his touch.

“This is heaven,” Archer mumbled, his voice soft and content. He could feel Rosinante’s breath on the back of his neck, warm and steady, and it was like the final piece of tension in his body finally let go. He hadn’t realized just how much he needed this—just the two of them, away from the chaos for a little while.

Rosinante chuckled quietly, resting his chin on Archer’s shoulder. “We don’t get enough moments like this,” he murmured, his voice low and gentle. Archer could feel the warmth of his smile even without seeing it. “I missed you.”

“Yeah,” Archer agreed, closing his eyes again, letting the sensation of Rosinante’s presence wash over him. “I missed you too.”

Since they’d taken Lucindra in, everything had changed. Their little girl slept between them almost every night, which left little room for the intimacy they used to share. Not that Archer minded—Lucindra was their world now, and he’d do anything for her. But still… he missed moments like this. The quiet closeness. The stolen touches. The connection that only came when it was just the two of them.

There had been that one wild night in the galley, though—a quick, desperate moment when they couldn’t keep their hands off each other. Archer smirked at the memory, chuckling softly to himself. It had been a bit of a risk, but they’d managed to pull it off.

Rosinante must have felt the shift in his mood because he hummed in amusement, his lips brushing lightly against Archer’s ear. “Thinking about that night, huh?”

Archer snorted. “Maybe.” He tilted his head slightly, glancing back at Rosinante with a sly grin.

Archer shifted in the water, turning around in Rosinante's lap until he was facing him. His golden eyes glinted with mischief as he leaned in, kissing Rosinante softly, slowly, savoring the warmth and intimacy of the moment. Rosinante responded, pulling him closer, his hands sliding up Archer's back. The kiss was tender, full of everything they hadn't been able to express in weeks.

When Archer pulled back, there was a teasing smirk on his face. “So, for 500 berris…” he began, his voice low and playful, “you could have your way with me.” He raised an eyebrow, his smirk deepening as he referenced the absurd offer some drunk patron had made to him earlier that night—an offer that had made Rosinante so furious, he’d broken a glass right in his hand.

Rosinante's eyes widened for a moment in disbelief before narrowing slightly, his expression caught between irritation and amusement. “Five hundred berris?” he repeated, his voice a dangerous whisper, though a grin tugged at the corner of his lips. “That’s all you're worth now?”

Archer laughed softly, shrugging. “Apparently.”

Rosinante let out a low growl of frustration, but it was followed by a chuckle. “I’d pay a thousand times that to keep those bastards away from you,” he muttered, his hands tightening their hold on Archer. He leaned forward, brushing his lips against Archer’s ear as he whispered, “And for the record, you’re priceless to me.”

Archer snorted, but there was a warmth in his eyes as he looked at Rosinante. “You big sap,” he teased. “But if you’re offering, I might just take you up on that deal.”

Rosinante’s hands slid down to Archer’s hips, pulling him even closer. “No need for berris,” he murmured against Archer’s lips. “I’d say you’re already mine.”

Archer’s smirk widened. “That’s more like it,” he whispered back before closing the distance between them once more, the teasing forgotten as the kiss deepened.

Archer shifted in the water, positioning himself to straddle Rosinante's lap, their wet bodies sliding against each other sensually. Rosinante's strong thighs provided a firm foundation, and Archer leaned in, capturing Rosinante's lips in a deep, passionate kiss.

Their tongues danced, mimicking the rhythm they were about to embrace. Archer's hands, slick with water, tangled in Rosinante's blond locks, pulling him closer, as if he could merge their bodies into one. Rosinante broke the kiss momentarily to nip and suck on Archer's neck, leaving a trail of wet kisses down to his collarbone. Archer's breath hitched as he tilted his head back, exposing more skin to Rosinante's eager mouth.

"You're so fucking beautiful," Rosinante whispered, his warm breath sending shivers down Archer's spine. As Rosinante spoke, his hands began their sensual exploration, gliding over Archer's wet skin, mapping every inch of his body. He traced the scars on Archer's torso, his touch gentle and reverent. Archer sighed contentedly; his eyes fluttering shut as he relished the sensation of Rosinante's skilled fingers.

With a practiced hand, Rosinante reached for the lube, ensuring Archer was prepped and ready. He took his time, slicking his fingers and slowly pushing one inside Archer's tight hole. Archer moaned, a mix of pleasure and anticipation, as Rosinante's finger stretched and teased him. "You like that, huh?" Rosinante whispered, his breath hot against Archer's ear.

Archer nodded, his hands gripping Rosinante's broad shoulders, urging him on. Rosinante added a second finger, scissoring and twisting, stretching Archer's hole with slow, deliberate movements. Archer's breath came in sharp gasps as he rocked his hips, encouraging Rosinante's fingers to delve deeper.

"Fuck, yes," Archer panted, his head falling forward against Rosinante's shoulder. "More, please." Rosinante chuckled, his deep voice rumbling through Archer's body. He added a third finger, stretching Archer to accommodate his girth. Archer's eyes rolled back as he surrendered to the exquisite sensation, his body trembling with desire.

Once Rosinante was satisfied with Archer's readiness, he slowly withdrew his fingers, eliciting a whimper of protest from Archer. But the anticipation was short-lived as Rosinante positioned his thick, hardened cock at Archer's entrance. With a steady hand, he began to push inside, inch by inch, filling Archer in a way only he could.

Archer's eyes widened as he felt himself being stretched around Rosinante's impressive length. He breathed through the initial burn, focusing on the pleasure that would soon consume him. "That's it" Rosinante urged, his voice hoarse with desire.

Archer slowly lowering himself onto Rosinante's cock, his inner muscles clenching and releasing as he adjusted to the invasion. He lifted himself up, only to slide back down, taking Rosinante deeper with each glide.

Rosinante's hands gripped Archer's hips, guiding his movements, ensuring a slow, torturous pace. "Faster, please," Archer begged, his voice strained. "I need more. Fuck me harder." Rosinante complied, his hands tightening on Archer's hips as he thrust upwards, meeting Archer's downward slides.

The pace quickened, their bodies slapping together in a wet, erotic rhythm. Archer's hands found their way back into Rosinante's hair, tugging gently as he rode him. Rosinante grunted, his breath coming in short gasps. "You're so fucking gorgeous." Archer's eyes locked with Rosinante’s; their gazes intense as they moved together in perfect harmony.

The water sloshed around them, adding to the sensory overload as they built towards their climax. "I'm close," Archer panted, his body taut as he rode Rosinante's cock with urgency. "I'm gonna cum. Oh fuck!"

"Me too," Rosinante growled, his eyes darkening with passion. "Cum for me, love." Archer's body tightened as he spiraled towards his orgasm.

He threw his head back, his golden hair fanning out in the water, as he cried out in ecstasy. His inner muscles clenched around Rosinante's cock, as he erupted, his hot cum shooting between their bodies Rosinante followed close behind, his cock pulsing as he filled Archer with his release. He gripped Archer's hips tightly, holding him in place as they rode out their shared climax, their hearts pounding in unison.

After the intensity of the moment faded, Archer rested his head on Rosinante's shoulder, both of them still catching their breath. The warmth of the water around them felt even more soothing now, and the air was thick with the lingering steam. Archer’s hand lazily traced circles on Rosinante’s chest as he let out a soft, contented sigh.

Then, with a sudden giggle, Archer lifted his head slightly, peeking up at Rosinante with a mischievous glint in his eyes. “So… was it worth the 500 berris?” he teased, his voice still slightly breathless but full of humor.

Rosinante blinked at him for a second before throwing his head back, laughing heartily. The sound echoed off the walls of the bathhouse, full of pure, unrestrained joy. Archer couldn’t help but grin at the sound, his own laughter bubbling up as well.

“Five hundred berris?” Rosinante managed to say between laughs, shaking his head. “Love, that was worth far more than 500 berris. You’re completely priceless.” He cupped the back of Archer’s head, pulling him closer and planting a soft kiss on his forehead.

Archer chuckled, resting his head back on Rosinante’s shoulder. “Good to know I’m not cheap, at least,” he murmured, feeling the deep rumble of Rosinante’s amusement under his cheek.

 

The pre-dawn light barely filtered through the cracks in the shutters when Archer’s instincts kicked in. Something was wrong. His body tensed, and without thinking, he shook Rosinante awake, careful not to disturb Luc, who was sleeping soundly between them.

“Rosi… someone’s in the tavern,” Archer whispered urgently.

Rosinante, groggy but immediately alert, nodded as they quickly dressed, their movements quiet and deliberate. They slipped out of the bedroom and down the stairs, the silence of the tavern only amplifying the tension Archer felt in his gut.

When they reached the main room, Archer froze. Law was there, along with his crew and all of the Straw Hats—minus Luffy and Zoro. The normally lively bunch looked solemn, their usual energy drained. Something was off, terribly so.

Archer’s heart leaped into his throat. His eyes locked onto his oldest son, who was standing near the bar, looking exhausted but composed. Without hesitation, Archer ran to him, fear gripping him as he asked, “Where’s Luffy?”

Law’s expression darkened. He glanced at the floor for a moment before looking back at Archer, his voice low but steady. “Luffy’s been captured… by Kaido.”

The world seemed to stop.

Archer stood still, his body refusing to move as the words sank in like a knife twisting in his chest. His breath hitched, his mind racing, but all he could focus on was that one word: captured.

Rosinante stepped closer, placing a hand on Archer’s back, but even that comforting touch felt distant in the face of the news. Archer’s mind whirled with fear, anger, and disbelief. Luffy—his Luffy—was in the hands of Kaido, one of the deadliest pirates in the world.

Archer’s voice, when it finally came, was barely above a whisper. “How… how did this happen?”

Law took a deep breath, his eyes filled with regret and frustration. "It was an ambush. Luffy confronted him head-on. He fought hard, but Kaido... he was too powerful." Law clenched his fists, his voice tightening with anger. "They took him to Onigashima."

Archer’s knees felt weak. The weight of the situation was suffocating, pressing down on him like the weight of the world itself. Kaido had his son.

 

Chapter 67: Make or break

Summary:

Archer is done
Luc is a little brat (and just like Archer, Ace and Luffy)
Rosinante is scared
Archer and Sanji drinks
A Dino
Stiches
Knock the door please

Notes:

Sorry for slow update.
Was out drinking with some friends, and had a hangover the size of France. Ugh

Chapter Text

Archer was fuming. Scratch that. He was boiling.

As usual, shit had gone sideways. He could hardly think straight without his temper threatening to explode. The events of the last few days had pushed him to his limits, and now, standing behind the bar with his hands gripping the edge of the counter, he felt like a damn volcano ready to blow.

Law and the Heart Pirates had left again the next morning after delivering the devastating news. But not before Rosinante, in full dad mode, had gathered everyone around and given them one of his famous "take care" speeches. Archer had watched with a mix of pride and impatience as Rosinante warned them not to take unnecessary risks, to watch their backs, and to not be stupid.

Even Law had nodded like a schoolboy being lectured, which Archer found mildly amusing if he wasn’t so worried. Law knew better than anyone that when Rosinante spoke in that tone, it wasn’t just a suggestion—it was an order. Archer, on the other hand, had just stood there silently, fists clenched, trying to keep himself from snapping at everyone in sight.

But then they were gone, off to plot their next move, leaving Archer and Rosinante to run the tavern with Ace and the rest of their crew. The weight of the situation still hung over them like a damn storm cloud, but the work didn’t stop. They had to keep up appearances, stay in character, and play their parts. And Archer? He hated every damn second of it.

What made it worse? Sanji had stayed behind. He’d joined Gin at the soba shop across the street, a decision that should have been fine, except every time Archer looked over there, he caught Sanji throwing glances toward Ace. And Ace? His stubborn, proud son wouldn’t even look at him.

Archer’s eyes narrowed as he watched the scene play out yet again. Sanji, pretending to busy himself with the customers while sneaking looks at Ace, and Ace, just sitting there at the corner table, acting like Sanji didn’t even exist.

It pissed Archer off to no end.

Lucindra, or "Luc" as she liked to be called now, had even asked Ace earlier if he was alright. The little girl had crawled up into his lap, looking at him with those wide, innocent eyes, and Ace—his sweet, stubborn boy—had just smiled at her and said he was fine.

Fine, Archer thought bitterly. Like hell he was fine.

He knew his son better than that. He could see the tension, the unspoken words, the way Ace’s jaw clenched just a little too tightly whenever Sanji was around. And it wasn’t just because of Luffy’s capture. This was about whatever mess lay between Ace and Sanji, and it was slowly eating Ace alive.

And that? That was unacceptable.

Archer was pacing now, his temper simmering just below the surface. Rosinante, ever the calm to his storm, glanced over from where he was cleaning up behind the bar, eyebrow raised.

"You're going to wear a hole in the floor," Rosinante said, his voice gentle but teasing.

Archer stopped mid-step, gritting his teeth. “I’m about two seconds away from kicking both of their asses,” he muttered, shooting a glare toward the soba shop.

Rosinante followed his gaze, a soft sigh escaping him. "Ace will talk when he's ready."

"Ready? He’s been brooding for days. And that damn cook keeps looking at him like he’s lost his best friend. I swear to God, Rosi, if this goes on any longer, I’m going to—"

Rosinante stepped forward, placing a calming hand on Archer’s shoulder. “You’re going to do nothing,” he said firmly, his brown eyes meeting Archer’s golden ones. “We’ve got enough on our plate without you making things worse.”

Archer bristled but didn’t push Rosinante’s hand away. Instead, he closed his eyes and took a deep breath, trying to cool the fire burning in his chest.

"You know," Rosinante added softly, "Ace is just like you."

Archer scoffed. "What the hell’s that supposed to mean?"

Rosinante smiled gently. "Stubborn as hell. Won't admit when he's hurting. Pushes everyone away until he’s ready to face whatever’s going on inside."

Archer opened his mouth to argue but then stopped. Because Rosinante was right. As much as he hated to admit it, Ace was like him in so many ways. And that, more than anything, made Archer feel helpless. He didn’t want Ace to go through the same kind of pain he’d gone through.

“He’ll come around,” Rosinante said softly. “Just give him time.”

Archer let out a frustrated sigh, his shoulders slumping. "Time," he muttered, shaking his head. "It feels like we’re running out of that."

Rosinante didn’t reply, but the look in his eyes said enough. They both knew the clock was ticking, not just for Ace and Sanji, but for Luffy, for their entire plan. Every day Luffy was held by Kaido was another day of danger, another day closer to disaster.

But for now, all Archer could do was wait. And he hated it.

"Come on," Rosinante said, pulling him toward the back. "Let's get some fresh air before you really do break something."

Archer followed, still fuming but grateful for the small reprieve.

 

It all happened so fast that Archer barely had time to blink before chaos erupted.

Usopp and Franky had shown up that morning, full of energy and big smiles, and Archer had actually felt a bit of relief seeing their familiar faces. The tension around the tavern had been building for days, with Ace still brooding, Sanji avoiding him, and everyone on edge about Luffy. But the second Usopp and Franky had appeared, things lightened—if only for a moment.

That is, until someone decided to make trouble.

It happened over at the soba shop where Gin was working with Sanji. Archer had glanced out the door, just in time to see a group of men harassing a little girl. One of them shoved her—hard. She hit the ground with a sickening thud.

Archer’s temper flared, his vision going red as he prepared to charge out there, but before he could even make a move, Ace was already in motion. His son moved like a bolt of lightning, sprinting across the street and throwing himself at the man who had shoved the girl. In a blur of fists and fury, Ace started beating the living shit out of him, Gin right beside him, not missing a beat.

Franky and Usopp, wide-eyed for a split second, quickly joined the fray. The scene turned into an all-out brawl within seconds—punches flying, chaos spilling into the street.

Archer swore under his breath and ran out of the tavern, intending to stop them before someone got killed. But when he reached the scene, what he saw made his blood run cold.

Luc—his tiny, fearless midget—was there in the thick of it. She was biting one of the men on the arm, her little teeth sunk in deep, growling like a wild animal.

"What the hell is she doing?" Archer shouted, his heart lurching in panic. Before he could move, one of the bastards, enraged, swung at Luc with full force.

The blow sent her flying through the air.

Archer's world slowed to a crawl. He felt a scream build in his throat, his heart stopping as he saw her small body soaring, but then—thank God—Sanji appeared out of nowhere. With a graceful, almost effortless motion, he caught Luc mid-air before she could hit the ground.

Sanji’s face was set in stone, not a word leaving his lips as he handed the now-passed-out Luc to Usopp. And then, without hesitation, he joined Ace and Gin, delivering savage kicks to the men who dared touch her.

Archer’s fury reached new heights as he stormed over, his fists clenched so hard they hurt. He had half a mind to kill every one of those bastards himself, but sanity held him back. Barely.

The men were bloody and beaten to a pulp. Franky’s fists were still raised, his grin wild, while Usopp was standing a bit back, holding Luc protectively as if daring anyone to come near her again.

It wasn’t until the guards came that the fighting finally stopped. They surrounded the scene, weapons drawn, and Archer could feel the tension shift.

 

As the chaos settled and the guards dragged the troublemakers away, the scene shifted from violent to somber. Sanji and Gin, with their usual calm after the storm, were already back in the soba shop, serving a fresh, steaming bowl to the little girl who had been knocked over. Sanji’s expression softened, his protective rage now replaced by the care he usually reserved for those in need. Gin stood beside him, nodding as they made sure the girl was okay, both of them playing the role of silent guardians.

"Good fellows, those two," Archer muttered to himself, watching them for a moment before turning his attention back to Luc.

Carefully cradling Luc in his arms, Archer made his way back to the tavern. His mind was racing with worry, his heart pounding from the adrenaline that hadn't fully worn off yet. Luc had been so brave, too brave for her own good, but now she was unconscious, and it was all Archer could do to keep himself from panicking.

When he pushed through the tavern doors, he immediately called out, “Raya! Get over here, I need you to check Luc, now!”

There was no humor in his voice, no usual cocky grin. Just urgency.

Raya appeared from the back in a flash, her usual playful smirk gone as she rushed over, eyes wide with concern. “What happened?” she asked, already kneeling down beside Archer as he laid Luc gently on the table. She began to check Luc's pulse and breathing with quick, practiced hands.

“Damn little hellion got herself in the middle of a brawl,” Archer said, his voice rougher than he meant it to be. “Some bastard hit her. Hard.”

Raya’s eyes flashed with anger for a moment, but her hands stayed steady as she examined the small bruise on Luc’s temple. “She’s tough. She’s gonna be okay, Archer. Just needs to rest and wake up on her own time.” She smiled softly, trying to reassure him.

Archer exhaled a long breath he didn’t realize he’d been holding. But even so, he wasn’t satisfied until he knew for sure. “Ace!” he shouted, his voice carrying through the tavern and probably out into the street. “Find your papa, and fast!”

Ace, still fuming from the fight, had followed them in, standing awkwardly in the doorway. He snapped out of his daze at Archer's command, his eyes widening. Without hesitation, he bolted out of the tavern, yelling, “I’m on it!” as he sprinted to find Rosinante.

Archer stayed by Luc’s side, his fingers gently brushing her hair back from her face. She looked so peaceful now, completely unaware of the shit she'd stirred up. Archer’s anger simmered, but seeing her safe calmed him, if only just a little.

“Little troublemaker,” he whispered again, shaking his head.

 

Rosinante was stunned, staring down at Luc’s unconscious form as if he couldn’t believe what had happened. His eyes then darted toward Archer, his voice shaking with shock. “She’s just like you,” he muttered, his brow furrowing. “Charging straight into a brawl without thinking.”

Archer blinked, taken aback, his mouth opening in disbelief. “I had no idea she was even gone, Rosi!” His voice rose in frustration, but it was mostly disbelief at being blamed. “I turned around to pick up a tray, and the next thing I know, the fight’s already started! I didn’t see her until she was in the thick of it!”

Rosinante shook his head, his expression hardening, eyes clouded with concern and anger. “She could’ve been hurt worse, Archer. What if she hadn’t—what if that man had—” He couldn't finish the sentence, his voice catching.

Archer felt a flicker of guilt rise but swallowed it, his temper flaring at being blamed for something so unpredictable. “What, you think I wanted this to happen? You think I wasn’t watching her? Damn it, Rosi, I didn’t even see her leave the tavern! I thought she was safe!”

Rosinante growled low in his throat, his anger mixing with fear for their daughter. “She’s a little girl, Archer! She shouldn’t even be anywhere near that kind of fight!”

“And you think I don’t know that?!” Archer snapped back, his voice hot with frustration. “What do you want me to say, huh? That I messed up? Fine! But I can’t watch her every second of the damn day! And where the fuck where you?”

The tension between them thickened, both of them on edge, their anger too raw to handle. But before either of them could say anything else, a small, weak voice cut through the air.

“Papa…” Luc’s voice was barely a whisper, her eyelids fluttering open as she shifted, still dazed from the hit. Both of them froze as she looked up at Rosinante. “It wasn’t Dad’s fault… I wanted to be like Ace,” she said, her voice quiet but determined. Her tiny hand reached out, grasping weakly for Rosinante’s sleeve. “Don’t be mad at him, okay?”

Rosinante’s anger faltered instantly. His face softened, his heart breaking at the sight of her trying to defend Archer, despite how fragile she looked. Archer’s breath hitched at her words, not just because she had defended him, but because it was the first time she had called him “Dad.”

Luc's eyes fluttered closed again, too exhausted to stay awake. Rosinante stood there, staring at her as if he were frozen, the weight of her words sinking in.

Archer clenched his fists, the tension still buzzing under his skin. He took a step back, his jaw tight. “I need to take a walk,” he muttered through gritted teeth, his voice barely above a growl.

Rosinante looked up at him, regret flashing in his eyes, but Archer wasn’t ready to hear it. He pushed past Rosinante, brushing his shoulder against him hard. “At least out there on the street,” Archer added bitterly, his voice cold, “I’m safe from slaps on the ass, uncomfortable offers, and idiot husbands.”

He didn’t look back as he stormed out of the tavern, the door slamming behind him, leaving Rosinante standing there, guilt and sorrow etched into his face.

Archer's head was buzzing with a storm of emotions as he made his way toward the Soba shop, two bottles of sake clutched in his hands. He was angry—no, scratch that—he was furious. He was hurt too, thanks to the fight with Rosinante. But, damn it, he was also happy because Luc had called him "Dad" for the first time. It twisted him up inside, and he couldn’t navigate those feelings right now, especially not after Rosinante’s accusations.

The shop was quiet when Archer arrived. Sanji, sitting alone, raised an eyebrow but didn’t say anything as Archer plopped down at his table and slapped one of the bottles down. Without a word, Sanji slid a glass over, and they both poured themselves a drink. The silence between them was heavy, but neither of them seemed to mind. They just drank, letting the sake take the edge off.

After a while, Sanji finally broke the silence. “Maybe I’ve got a hit on me after beating up those guys today.” He said it with a half-smirk, like he was half-joking but also half-serious.

Archer grunted, taking a long pull from the bottle before setting it down with a clink. “If that’s true, then those are some dumb fuckers.”

He reached over and swiped one of Sanji’s cigarettes, lighting it and taking a deep drag. He blew the smoke out slowly, staring at nothing in particular as he leaned back in his chair. “Rosi’s an idiot,” Archer muttered, shaking his head. “And so is Ace.”

Sanji’s eyes darkened slightly as he looked down at the table. His voice was barely above a whisper when he spoke. “I’ve tried talking to Ace… so many times. But he just ignores me. I don’t know how much longer I can take it before I give up.”

That made Archer look up from his drink. For a moment, he just studied Sanji, then took another deep sip of sake. He leaned forward, resting his arms on the table. “You’ve got to try one last time, Sanji. Just once more. If he still doesn’t listen, then… fine, you move on. But at least you’ll know you did everything you could.”

Sanji stared at the bottle for a moment before nodding slightly, his expression conflicted but appreciative. They both took another drink, and for the next few hours, they stayed there, drinking, smoking, and cursing the men they loved. It felt good, even cathartic, to sit there with someone who understood.

When the sky darkened, and the last bottle was empty, Archer stood up, feeling the alcohol fully hit him as he swayed slightly. He clapped Sanji on the shoulder. “Good talk,” he muttered. Sanji just nodded, offering a weak smile as Archer stumbled out of the shop.

As he made his way back to the tavern, the anger was still simmering inside him, but the alcohol helped dull it, at least a little. The moment he stepped inside, he heard Rosinante call out for him from downstairs. “Archer?”

But Archer wasn’t in the mood to talk, not yet. He was still pissed, still hurt by their fight. Ignoring Rosinante’s voice, Archer made his way up the stairs, heading straight for Ace’s room. He threw himself onto Ace’s bed, face down, sighing heavily. “The stupid brat can bunk with his idiot papa tonight,” he mumbled, kicking his boots off before closing his eyes.

Maybe tomorrow he’d be ready to talk. Maybe not. But for tonight, he just wanted to sleep, alone, and let the sake do the rest.

 

Archer groaned as he rolled over in Ace’s bed, trying to sink back into the haze of sleep. But that loud bang… and then the voice yelling, “ACE!” pierced through his foggy mind, forcing him awake.

“Ugh, every single time…” he muttered, rubbing his eyes. The urge to ignore it and let someone else deal with whatever chaos was happening outside was strong, but the bellowing made it clear something serious was going down. He sighed and dragged himself out of bed, still clad only in his sleeping pants, his head swimming from the sake.

Stumbling out onto the street, his bare feet cool against the stone, Archer blinked groggily at the sight before him. His brain struggled to process it, but there it was—a freaking dinosaur battling a man in a suit. For a split second, Archer wondered if the sake had been tainted, giving him wild hallucinations.

Then, a flash of fire lit up the street, and through the haze, he saw Ace. His flames danced wildly as he fought alongside the suited man, and that snapped Archer back into reality. This wasn’t some alcohol-induced dream. No, it was Ace, in the middle of another brawl—of course.

“Of fucking course,” Archer grumbled, rubbing his face with his hand. “A dinosaur... Really?”

He stumbled closer, still trying to shake the lingering alcohol out of his system, watching as Ace sent a fiery punch at the dinosaur’s side. The flames licked up its body, and the creature let out a roar of pain. The man in the suit, someone Archer couldn’t immediately place, was holding his own, kicking and flipping around like some kind of dancer, but every move was sharp and precise.

“Oi, Ace!” Archer called out, his voice thick with frustration. “What the hell is going on here?”

Ace didn’t hear him, too focused on the fight, but it was clear whatever this was, it wasn’t a friendly skirmish. Typical.

Archer sighed, running a hand through his messy hair. He felt the tug of responsibility—damn it, someone had to help Ace. But right now, all he really wanted was to crawl back into bed, throw a blanket over his head, and pretend none of this was happening.

Instead, he cracked his knuckles, shook his head to clear it, and strode forward to join the fight. After all, when you wake up to a dinosaur fight, what else are you supposed to do?

After the fight, they staggered back to the tavern, the adrenaline from the fight began to wear off, leaving Archer acutely aware of the large gash across his torso. Stupid fight, stupid dinosaur, stupid everything. He clenched his teeth as they reached the door, Ace and Sanji still hovering nearby, awkwardly looking at each other like lovesick fools.

“Ugh,” Archer grumbled, rolling his eyes. “You two need to get it together.”

Without another word, he yanked the cork off a bottle of booze with his teeth, spitting it out before pouring the alcohol directly onto his wound. The sting was immediate and sharp, and he cursed loudly, letting a stream of expletives echo through the tavern as the pain ripped through him.

Ace and Sanji watched, wide-eyed, too caught up in their tension to notice that Archer was basically treating himself like a pirate surgeon. Archer was sick of it—the stolen glances, the awkward silences. He had enough on his plate without dealing with their unresolved feelings.

“Alright,” he growled, ripping a needle and thread from a nearby drawer, already prepping to sew his wound shut. “Ace, listen to what Sanji has to say, and then, if you still want to ignore him, go ahead. But you’re gonna hear him out first.”

Ace blinked, looking like he was about to argue, but Archer shot him a glare that shut him up.

“And you,” he said, turning his attention to Sanji, still gritting his teeth as he pushed the needle through his skin, “make every word count. This could be your only damn chance. Don’t waste it.”

Sanji stood there, his Germa suit looking out of place on him, and even though he was still drunk, he nodded with the kind of determination only a man in love could muster.

Archer tossed them another bottle of booze. “Take this and go upstairs. Aces' room. Talk it out. If I hear yelling, I’m coming up there, and I’m not in the mood for any more bullshit tonight.”

Ace, looking more surprised than ever, grabbed the bottle, his usual fiery spirit momentarily dulled by Archer’s seriousness. Sanji followed behind him, clearly nervous, but ready to face whatever came next. They disappeared upstairs, leaving Archer alone with his bloody mess of a torso.

With gritted teeth, Archer continued sewing his wound shut, each pull of the needle making him wince. He refused to wake Raya for this; she had enough to deal with without his reckless ass getting cut up in the middle of the night.

Once he finished, covered in blood and exhausted, Archer made his way to the bathhouse. He needed to clean up, maybe clear his head, and let the night’s insanity fade away. As he stepped into the warm water, he let out a long sigh, closing his eyes.

“At least they better get something out of that conversation,” he muttered to himself, sinking into the bath.

Archer barely had time to sink into the blissful heat of the pool before he heard Rosinante's voice cut through the steam.

"Arch?"

He grunted in response, not even bothering to open his eyes. He didn’t need this right now—didn’t want it either. He’d just fought a damn dinosaur, sewn himself up, and finally got a moment to breathe. The last thing he needed was more talking.

"I… I talked to Ace," Rosinante said, his voice soft, careful. "He told me about the fight. I saw the blood down at the bar."

Another grunt from Archer, a bit harsher this time, trying to communicate that he wasn’t in the mood. He could hear Rosinante coming closer, and the tension in his body grew. He just wanted some peace—five minutes where nothing was wrong. Was that so much to ask?

“I’m sorry,” Rosinante said, stepping closer to the edge of the pool. "I didn’t mean what I said earlier. I was just… scared."

Scared. Yeah, Archer got that. He’d been scared too, seeing Luc throw herself into that fight, seeing her get hurt. But that didn’t make the sting of their earlier argument hurt any less. The bath, which had been heaven just moments ago, now felt like a lukewarm reminder of everything he didn’t want to deal with.

With a frustrated sigh, Archer stood up, water cascading down his body. He grabbed a towel, wrapping it around his waist before reaching for his pants. His body was still sore from the fight, the freshly sewn wound on his torso throbbing. He could feel Rosinante’s eyes on him, concern radiating from the man like heat.

“It doesn’t matter,” Archer muttered, still angry, his tone short. He pulled his pants on, wincing at the pain shooting through his side, and turned to leave.

But Rosinante’s eyes widened as they fell on the ugly gash running across Archer’s torso. He hadn’t noticed before in the dim light, but now it was clear. Archer’s makeshift stitches were crude, and the wound itself was still bleeding a little. Without warning, Rosinante stepped forward and scooped Archer up into his arms, much to Archer’s disgruntled surprise.

“The hell are you doing?” Archer grumbled, but his voice lacked its usual bite.

“You’re hurt,” Rosinante said, his tone firm, but filled with worry. “You should’ve told me.”

“I handled it,” Archer muttered, too tired to fight him off, even though he probably could’ve if he wanted to. The truth was, he didn’t. He was tired. Tired of fighting, tired of everything. And his wound hurt like hell.

Rosinante carried him to their bed, placing him down gently and immediately wrapping his arms around him, pulling Archer close despite the blood.

“I love you,” Rosinante whispered, his voice cracking slightly. “I’m sorry for earlier. I was just scared. I can’t lose you… I can’t lose anyone else.”

Archer sighed, finally letting some of the tension drain from his body. He rested his head against Rosinante’s chest, feeling the warmth of his embrace. It was comforting, even if he was still annoyed.

“Yeah, yeah,” Archer muttered, his voice softening despite himself. “Love you too.”

Archer’s peaceful slumber was shattered by a high-pitched scream that echoed through the tavern. It cut through the haze of sleep like a knife, sending him jolting upright, instantly regretting it as pain shot through his wound. He cursed under his breath, trying to rub the sleep from his eyes while Rosinante sat up beside him, concern etched on his face.

“Luc!” Rosinante exclaimed, instinctively pushing Archer back down onto the bed. “What’s wrong?”

In a heartbeat, Luc burst into their room, her little legs carrying her to the bed in a flurry. She jumped onto the mattress, narrowly missing Archer’s groin, and he let out a relieved sigh.

“Luc, what happened?” Rosinante asked, leaning closer, his voice steady but laced with worry.

Luc’s eyes were wide, practically sparkling with excitement and horror all at once. “I wanted to ask Ace to help me with my hair!” she declared, her words tumbling out in a rush. “But when I went to his room, I saw—”

Archer felt a smirk creeping onto his face, already anticipating the punchline.

“A naked Sanji sitting on Ace!” she finished, her eyes so round they looked like saucers. “And he was making weird sounds!”

At that, Archer couldn’t hold it in. He burst out laughing, a loud, wheezing cackle that made his wound throb painfully. “Oh my god!” he wheezed between laughs. “Ace and Sanji must have made up last night!”

Rosinante’s mouth twitched at the corners as he tried to maintain his composure, but even he couldn’t help the small chuckle that escaped. “That’s… certainly a way to wake up,” he said, shaking his head, a bemused smile on his face.

Luc nodded vigorously, clearly not comprehending the humor in the situation but reveling in the attention. “They were making so much noise! I thought something was wrong!”

Archer’s laughter subsided, but the grin on his face stayed as he looked at Luc, who was bouncing with energy. “Well, they definitely weren’t in trouble, that’s for sure. Just don’t walk in on them again, okay? You’ll have to knock first next time.”

Luc giggled, clearly not bothered by the prospect of knocking. She settled down on the bed between Archer and Rosinante, her little fingers fidgeting with the edge of the blanket. “Can you help me with my hair, Papa?” she asked, looking up at Rosinante with wide, hopeful eyes.

Rosinante chuckled, glancing at Archer. “I think that’s your job, love,” he said, nudging Archer playfully.

Archer sighed dramatically, then rolled out of bed, trying to ignore the flare of pain in his side. “Fine, fine. I’ll help you with your hair, but you have to promise to keep quiet about Ace and Sanji… and their ‘weird sounds.’”

Luc nodded eagerly, her little face lighting up with excitement as she hopped off the bed, completely oblivious to the implications of her earlier discovery. “Okay!”

 

 

Chapter 68: Glitter

Summary:

Raya
Law and Sabo
The twich
One Luc to rule them all
Sleepover
Dads beeing dads

Chapter Text

 

Some days had passed since the chaotic brawl and Archer’s wound had healed up pretty well—mostly thanks to Raya's constant nagging and forceful remedies. She almost hadn’t yelled at him this time, which was progress, though he could tell she was biting her tongue. The wound, despite healing, would leave another scar to add to his growing collection. But that didn’t bother Archer. Scars were just a part of the life he led, a roadmap of the shit he'd survived.

Rosinante, though... Archer knew he could be covered head to toe in scars, and Rosi would still look at him like he was the most beautiful man in the world. Every damn time, without fail, Rosinante made him feel like some kind of god in his eyes. It was ridiculous, but Archer loved it. That goofy smile Rosinante would give him whenever he caught Archer shirtless, or the way he’d run his fingers over Archer’s scars, whispering about how much he loved him. Archer smirked to himself at the thought. Damn idiot, he thought affectionately.

But even with Rosinante’s affection softening the edges of his frustrations, things around them were tense. Way too tense.

More patrols on the streets. Kaidos people and guards, snooping around like flies you couldn’t swat away. Archer hated it. And worse, Raya had to poison more and more patrons in the tavern lately just to keep them from getting too nosey. She made it look easy, sure, but Archer could see the strain it was putting on her. He didn’t like it. The tavern, their temporary base of operations, felt like a pressure cooker. The walls were closing in, and the silence from both Luffy and Law was suffocating.

No news about either of them. It sucked. Plain and simple.

Archer stood behind the bar, absentmindedly wiping down glasses while his mind ran a thousand miles a minute. He hated not knowing what was going on with Luffy or Law. Not having control, not being able to take action, it drove him insane. Every day that passed without word felt like a punch to the gut.

The tension was palpable. Even Luc had started noticing. She wasn’t the carefree little bundle of energy she usually was, and Archer hated seeing that too. She’d asked him just yesterday if something bad was going to happen, and all Archer could do was smile and tell her no. But deep down, he wasn’t so sure. Something was happening. He could feel it in his bones.

Rosinante hadn’t said much about it, but Archer knew he was worried too. Rosi’s voice had been softer lately, the lines of concern on his face deeper than usual. He tried to hide it, but Archer saw through him. They were all on edge.

"Hey," came a voice, snapping Archer out of his thoughts. It was Raya, standing behind him, arms crossed, her brow furrowed. "You thinking about drinking all that sake you're pouring, or are you saving it for later?"

Archer raised an eyebrow and looked down, realizing he’d filled several glasses to the brim without even noticing. "Shit," he muttered, shaking his head and dumping the glasses back into the bottle. "Guess I’ve got more on my mind than I thought."

Raya was quieter than usual, and that was saying something. Normally full of sharp quips and biting humor, she seemed... muted. It didn’t take much for Archer to figure out why. She hadn’t heard from Penguin in a while, and it was starting to get to her. Not that she’d admit it outright, but Archer could see it in the way her smiles never quite reached her eyes anymore. It was the same damn hollow look she gave the world after one too many nights at the bottle. He didn’t like seeing her like that, and it only added to the shitstorm swirling around them.

It wasn’t just Penguin, though. The whole situation was a steaming pile of crap. Archer knew it was more than just worry about their missing friends that weighed on her. It was the weight of this town, of their growing tension, and the constant pressure to stay sharp.

Training Luc had been a small distraction, something Archer insisted on after her little stunt in that brawl. He and Rosinante had agreed that Raya was the best person for the job. Luc needed someone who wouldn’t coddle her, someone who understood the streets and how to fight smart, not just throw herself into danger. Raya fit the bill perfectly.

Yet, even with training Luc, Raya’s usual spark was dim. There was a moment the other day when Luc managed to disarm Raya for the first time, something that should’ve made Raya grin with pride. But all Archer saw was the ghost of a smile, barely there, like she wasn’t really present.

"Raya," he had said that day, leaning against the railing of the training area, watching Luc bounce around with uncontainable energy. "You’ve been quiet lately."

Raya shrugged, twirling her poisoned dagger absently. "Just tired, Arch."

"Tired or worried?" Archer pressed, not one to let things slide when he saw someone close to him hurting.

She looked at him, her purple eyes dimming for a moment. "Both, I guess. Penguin’s MIA. No word from him or the others. Can’t exactly sit back and smile like everything’s fine."

Archer understood that better than most. "You think Giles and Zoro are with him?"

"Could be," she muttered, though her tone wasn’t exactly hopeful. "But we don’t know. And not knowing is killing me. It’s just... shitty, you know?"

Archer nodded, rubbing a hand over his face. "Yeah, I get it. Trust me, I do. But you know as well as I do, those idiots can handle themselves. Zoro’s got a nose for trouble, but Giles... he’s smarter than all of us put together. He’s got them covered."

Raya chuckled lightly, but it wasn’t the full laugh he was used to hearing from her. "Yeah, well, you’re not wrong about that. But it doesn’t make the waiting any easier."

"Tell me about it," Archer muttered, his gaze drifting toward Luc, who was now practicing her punches on a dummy. "Between Luffy, Law, Penguin, and now Giles, it feels like we’re stuck in the eye of the storm. Waiting for everything to go to hell."

"Or for someone to come back," Raya added quietly, her fingers tapping on the hilt of her blade.

 

Archer was deep in sleep, curled up next to Rosinante, when suddenly he felt something small bouncing on his chest. At first, he thought he was still dreaming, but the rapid weight and frantic little voice above him were unmistakable. Timble. What in the world was the little guy doing waking him up at this hour?

"Archer! Archer! Get up! Quick!" Timble's voice was speeding faster than Archer could catch. He heard words like "downstairs," "voices," and something about people, but his groggy mind wasn’t piecing it all together yet. Timble’s urgent jumping was enough to jolt him fully awake, though, and when Archer opened his eyes, Rosinante was already wide-eyed, sitting up beside him.

"What’s going on?" Rosinante asked, his voice still thick with sleep, but his body was already on alert, ready to move.

"I dunno," Archer muttered, pushing Timble off his chest and swinging his legs out of bed. But then, as he rubbed the sleep from his eyes, he heard it—voices. Three distinct voices drifting up from downstairs. Two of them familiar.

Before Archer could even put on a shirt, Rosinante was sprinting out the door, and Archer, fueled by the same mixture of hope and panic, hurried after him. They raced down the stairs, each step feeling heavier as adrenaline kicked in. The moment they reached the bottom, both of them froze, their breath catching.

Right there, standing by the bar, was Law. Battered, bruised, but alive. And next to him, almost impossibly, was Sabo. Archer’s brain stumbled to make sense of it all, but before he could even speak, both Law and Sabo rushed forward and wrapped them in tight, desperate hugs. The kind of hugs that said everything without needing words.

Archer felt Law’s arms wrap around him tightly, and for a moment, all the weight, the tension of waiting, the worry—it all melted away. His boy was back. "Law," Archer breathed, gripping him tight, feeling the strength in his son, despite the visible bruises and cuts. Rosinante had Sabo in his arms, and Archer could hear the way his voice cracked with emotion as he greeted the boy.

The reunion was overwhelming, but the urgency in their battered appearances quickly snapped back into focus. "What happened?" Archer asked as he pulled back slightly to look Law in the eyes.

Law took a deep breath. "My crew... the Heart Pirates... they’ve been captured. By a man named Hawkins. I need help, Dad. Luffy’s still a prisoner too, and I can’t get to them on my own."

Archer’s gut twisted at the mention of Luffy still being held captive. His mind was already racing, trying to think of a plan, but then Sabo’s voice broke through.

"That’s not the only thing," Sabo added, his tone serious. "I got word from Dragon... Big Mom and Kaido have formed an alliance. They’re planning to take out the Straw Hats, the Roaring Pirates, and the Heart Pirates in one go. It’s going to be bad, and we don’t have much time."

Archer stared at Sabo, the information sinking in like a lead weight. "Big Mom and Kaido... working together?" He cursed under his breath. This was worse than he imagined.

Sabo nodded, but his face softened as he looked Archer in the eyes, his determination unwavering. "Koala and I... we’ve decided to join you. To fight alongside you, Ace, Luffy, and Law. Family is more important than anything. I don’t care how angry Dragon gets. This is where I need to be."

Archer felt an overwhelming surge of pride fill his chest. Sabo had grown so much since they’d last spoken—more than just in strength and skill. He was following through on the conversation they had months ago. Family always came first. Archer could’ve cried from how damn proud he was of the kid.

"Good man," Archer muttered, his voice thick with emotion as he gave Sabo a firm nod. "You did the right thing."

Not much later, Archer found himself seated at the long wooden table, surrounded by the most eclectic group of people he could ever imagine: his partner, his sons, old friends, and new faces alike. Sanji and Gin were busy serving up some hastily made food, still reeling from the events of the night, but there was something comforting in the way everyone had gathered. Despite everything—Law’s battered appearance, the dire news about Luffy, and the looming threat of Big Mom and Kaido—this moment, right here, felt like a brief, fragile peace.

Archer glanced over at Law, who had been noticeably quiet, but before Archer could ask, Rosinante beat him to it.

"Law," Rosinante said softly, a gentle concern in his voice, "what happened after Luffy was captured?"

Everyone’s eyes turned to Law, who sighed heavily and pushed his hair back, clearly exhausted from everything. "It all went to hell," he started, his voice gruff and tired. "After Luffy was taken, I tried to rally my crew, but we were outmatched. Hawkins... he’s powerful, and he’s got connections to Kaido. We tried to escape, but it wasn’t enough. He captured most of my crew. I... I couldn’t protect them." His voice cracked just a bit, but Law kept it together, his eyes hardening. "We need to get them back."

The table was silent for a moment, each person processing the gravity of what Law had said. Then, quietly, Raya, who had been staring at Law intently, finally spoke.

"Is... Penguin alive?" Her voice was steady, but Archer knew her well enough to hear the fear hiding underneath.

Law looked at her, his face clouded with regret. "I don’t know," he admitted. "I haven’t been able to confirm anything. I’m sorry."

Raya’s face went pale, and without a word, she pushed her chair back and stood, leaving the table. Everyone watched her go, the tension in the air thick as Gin followed after her, concern written all over his face.

Archer sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. This situation was getting worse by the second, and seeing his crew in pain twisted something deep inside him. But he knew they didn’t have time to wallow in it.

Trying to break the tension, Archer turned his gaze to the unfamiliar girl sitting beside Sabo. She had been quiet, observing everything with wide eyes. Her presence intrigued him. "And who might you be?" Archer asked, his tone warm, flashing her a charming smile that made her cheeks turn a shade pinker.

Koala blinked, clearly caught off guard by the sudden attention, and before she could answer, Sabo groaned, rolling his eyes. "Seriously, Dad? Why do you always make girls blush?"

Archer just grinned, leaning back in his chair, his wound still aching but choosing to ignore it. "It's a skill, kid. Takes years to perfect," he teased, winking at Sabo, who scoffed but couldn’t hide his grin.

Koala, her blush deepening, stammered a little before finally managing to introduce herself. "I’m Koala," she said, glancing quickly at Sabo, "I’ve been working with the Revolutionary Army for years now. I... I came with Sabo to help."

Before Archer could say anything more, Rosinante leaned forward with his usual soft, welcoming smile. "Koala, you’re more than welcome here," he said, his voice calm and reassuring. "Thank you for coming with Sabo."

Koala smiled at him, the tension easing slightly.

Just when Archer thought the atmosphere couldn’t get any more chaotic, a small voice floated down from the stairs, calling out softly, “Dad? Papa?” All heads turned, and there stood Luc, dressed in her nightclothes, Nugget cradled in her arms.

Before Archer could get to her, Ace had already rushed over, scooping her up with a grin. "What are you doing up, munchkin?" he asked, swinging her around playfully. She giggled, her eyes wide and bright, looking at her dads with excitement.

“I saw Auntie Raya and Uncle Gin rush up the stairs, and I heard voices!” she exclaimed, her little face lighting up with the thrill of the commotion.

Archer couldn’t help but smile softly at her enthusiasm as he reached out to take her from Ace’s arms. "Well, you found us, sweet pea," he said, settling her comfortably against his side. Rosinante knelt down, his voice gentle as he introduced her. “Luc, two of your brothers came to visit. This is Law,” he said, gesturing to the battered figure next to him, “and this is Sabo.”

Luc waved at them with a shy smile, her big eyes taking in the sight of her oldest brother. To this day, Archer swore he could see Law’s eyes twitch, just like Rosinante's when they were both caught off guard. It was an endearing sight, and he couldn’t help but chuckle.

“See?” Ace grinned, nudging Archer. “This is how Law looks when something’s too cute, and he doesn’t know how to handle it. I swear, only Bepo has managed to get that reaction out of him before.”

The moment was too precious. Luc, emboldened by the family atmosphere, jumped into Law's arms without hesitation, wrapping her tiny arms around him tightly. “You’ll get your crew back!” she declared confidently. “And I’ll personally shank Hawkins!”

At that, Archer, Ace, and Sanji burst out laughing. The image of little Luc wielding a knife against one of the most notorious pirates sent them all into fits. Archer’s heart swelled with pride at her fierceness, even if he knew he should probably discourage that kind of language.

Law, taken aback but clearly amused, hugged Luc back, his expression softening as he looked down at her. “Thank you, Luc,” he said, trying to keep his tone serious despite the smile creeping onto his lips. “But I’d prefer you let the adults handle the fighting, okay?”

Luc scrunched up her nose, looking over at Koala, who was watching the interaction with an amused smile. “Boys are stupid,” she declared with the wisdom of a child.

From upstairs, Raya’s voice rang out, full of laughter. “I agree!” she yelled, followed by a quiet “hey!” from Gin that sent them all into another fit of giggles.

 

Luc’s big brown eyes sparkled with determination as she declared, “I want to have a sleepover with my brothers! All of them!” The room fell silent for a moment as everyone processed her request, and Archer could see the flicker of uncertainty in Ace, Law, and Sabo’s expressions.

“You want a sleepover?” Ace echoed, his brow furrowing slightly as he glanced at Rosinante and Archer for guidance.

“Yes! Please!” Luc urged, bouncing on her toes, her enthusiasm infectious.

Archer and Rosinante exchanged amused glances, barely able to suppress their laughter at the sight of the fearsome trio—pirates and revolutionaries known for their strength and ruthlessness—being putty in the hands of their little sister.

“You guys really can’t say no to her, can you?” Archer teased, smirking at Ace, who looked torn between wanting to indulge Luc and the practical side of him that questioned how they’d fit everyone.

“I mean, look at her!” Sabo said, throwing up his hands as he chuckled. “She’s got us wrapped around her little finger!”

Law nodded, trying to maintain a serious expression but failing miserably. “I can’t believe we’re having a sleepover with our little sister when we should be strategizing how to take down Kaido and Big Mom,” he said, shaking his head in mock disbelief.

Luc, unfazed, clapped her hands together, her smile wide enough to light up the room. “You guys can do both! We can plan while we have fun!”

Ace crossed his arms, looking at her as if considering the proposal seriously. “And what exactly do you think we should do at this sleepover?”

“Tell scary stories!” she suggested, her eyes gleaming with excitement. “And eat snacks! And play games!”

The three brothers exchanged glances, and Archer could see the resolve fading from their expressions, giving way to the inevitable truth: there was no resisting Luc when she had her mind set on something.

“Alright,” Law said finally, giving in with a sigh, a small smile creeping onto his lips. “But you have to promise not to keep us up all night.”

“Deal!” Luc chirped, clapping her hands in delight.

Archer laughed, shaking his head as he watched her command her brothers like a true captain. “You’ve got them exactly where you want them, kiddo.”

 

The morning sun filtered through the window, casting a soft glow across Luc’s room. Archer and Rosinante peeked inside, careful not to wake the sleeping children. The sight that met their eyes brought a smile to Archer’s face: Luc lay sprawled contentedly over the bodies of her brothers, her small frame tucked against them. The peacefulness of the moment was heartwarming, but what made Archer’s laughter bubble up was the hilarious sight of Law, Ace, and Sabo.

Each of them had been thoroughly transformed by Luc’s enthusiastic sleepover antics. Law’s usually neat hair was adorned with a pair of mismatched braids, one pink and one blue, while Sabo sported an impressive set of pig tails that stood high on his head, the ribbons shining brightly against his blond locks. And Ace? Well he was sporting a pretty neat French braid. And as if that wasn’t enough, there was indeed a sprinkle of glitter on their eyelids, catching the morning light and making them look both ridiculous and endearing and some rouge on their cheeks.

Archer couldn’t hold back any longer. He stepped out of the room, laughter escaping his lips as he leaned against the wall to catch his breath. “Oh my god, this is the best!” he exclaimed quietly to Rosinante, who stood beside him, trying to stifle his own chuckles.

“Who knew our terrifying sons could be so easily tamed?” Rosinante replied, a wide grin spreading across his face as he watched the scene unfold. “Luc really has them wrapped around her little finger.”

“I can’t believe they let her do this!” Archer said, shaking his head in disbelief, his laughter still bubbling beneath the surface. “Look at them! They’re supposed to be fearsome pirates, and yet here they are, turning into a hair salon for their little sister.”

Rosinante chuckled, clearly enjoying the sight as much as Archer. “It’s wonderful. She brings out the best in them.”

After a moment of shared amusement, Archer composed himself, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes. “We have to document this,” he declared. “Get a picture before they wake up!”

He grabbed Rosinante’s hand and pulled him back toward the door, careful to keep their movements quiet. He paused, looking at Rosinante with mischief in his eyes. “We should get some glitter and do our own versions of this.”

Rosinante raised an eyebrow, clearly torn between the absurdity of the idea and the appeal of joining in on the fun. “You really think we can out-glitter our sons?”

“Why not?” Archer said with a grin. “Just imagine it! The four of us, covered in sparkles, posing for the camera. It would be legendary!”

Rosinante let out a soft laugh, shaking his head in mock disapproval. “You’re ridiculous, you know that? But I’m in.”

With that, they both tiptoed back downstairs, plotting their next move. Archer couldn’t wait to see the looks on Ace, Law, and Sabo’s faces when they discovered their parents had joined the glittered ranks of the most fearsome crew in the world.

Archer and Rosinante had spent the morning preparing a big breakfast for everyone, and as the delicious aromas wafted through the air, the laughter from the previous night still echoed in their minds.

As the crew gathered for breakfast, Law wandered through the common room, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. He was still half in a daze from the events of the night before, and it took a moment for him to fully process the scene in front of him.

His gaze landed on a peculiar picture hanging on the wall, brightly framed and seemingly out of place among the more serious decorations. As he stepped closer, he squinted, trying to make sense of the image.

There they were—Law, Ace, and Sabo—each adorned with the most ridiculous hairstyles Luc had created, complete with braids, pig tails, and glitter. Their cheeks were dusted with rouge, and glitter shimmered on their eyelids like an absurdly glamorous display of war paint. The three of them lay entwined together, looking utterly peaceful in their slumber. And standing over them were their dads, Archer and Rosinante, caught in a moment of pure joy as they sprinkled even more glitter over their sleeping sons, laughter etched on their faces.

Law couldn't help the incredulous grin that spread across his lips. “What the hell?” he muttered, trying to stifle a laugh as he took in the absurdity of the situation. The image was a testament to the chaos and love that defined their family, a beautiful mess that perfectly encapsulated their lives.

“Isn’t it glorious?” Archer said, appearing at Law’s side with a cheeky grin. “I thought it was a fitting addition to the decor. Really adds a touch of charm, don’t you think?”

Law shook his head, still laughing, unable to believe his eyes. “You two are insane. How did you manage to get all that glitter on us while we were sleeping?”

Rosinante joined in, chuckling as he leaned against the wall. “It’s a talent. But honestly, it was Luc who orchestrated the whole thing. She’s got quite the imagination for a little girl.”

“You should see your faces!” Archer said, leaning closer to Law, still beaming with pride. “You all look so adorable. I think it’s my new favorite picture.”

“Adorable?” Law echoed, incredulously. “I’m a pirate, for god’s sake! I can’t be adorable!”

“Sure you can!” Archer teased, nudging him playfully. “Look at you! You’re the picture of fierce!”

“Right,” Law said, rolling his eyes but unable to wipe the grin from his face. “I’ll never live this down, will I?”

“Nope!” Rosinante’s voice chimed in as he appeared from the kitchen, a playful smirk on his face. “This is going straight into the family album, buddy. You’re going to be the new poster child for the Heart Pirates!”

Sabo appeared behind Law, feigning shock. “What do you mean, poster child? I look the most glamorous! That glitter really brings out my eyes!”

“Yeah, right,” Ace shot back, crossing his arms with mock indignation. “You just want to claim the spotlight again.”

The banter continued, filling the room with laughter, and Law couldn’t help but feel a swell of warmth in his chest.

 

Chapter 69: Bloody work

Summary:

Fire
Murder
Pregnant Raya and proud daddy Archer
Crazy fuckers
Rivers
Luffy
Kidd
Luc is badass
Raya is happy

Notes:

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Chapter Text

The tension in Flower Capital had been thick for days now. Patrols were everywhere, with Kaido's and the Shogun's men tightening their grip on the city, leaving Archer, Rosinante, and their crew barely enough room to breathe. But finally, something was happening. Nami had made contact.

Archer stood in front of the tavern window, gazing out at the bustling streets below, where soldiers marched and citizens walked hurriedly, their heads down. He could feel the weight of what was about to happen pressing against his chest, and it thrilled him. After days of feeling boxed in, the plan had given him a new rush of energy, an outlet for the pent-up frustration that had been gnawing at him. It was time to take the fight to Kaido, and they wouldn’t go quietly.

Nami’s message was clear: they were to meet with the Straw Hats—minus Luffy, who was still rotting in Kaido’s prison—and the Nine Red Scabbards. But before they could join forces, they needed to get out of Flower Capital and leave behind a proper parting gift for Kaido and the Shogun.

The plan was set. They would split into three teams.

Rosinante’s team, which included Ace, Sanji, Gin, and Luc, would leave the city in plain sight. They’d blend in with the citizens, claiming they were visiting family. It was the safest route, especially with Luc in tow. Archer had made damn sure of that. Rosinante, Ace, and Sanji could handle themselves, but Luc needed to be kept out of harm’s way. Archer had insisted, and Rosinante agreed.

Law’s team, with Sabo and Koala, would take the more dangerous route. They’d leave the city under the cover of night, slipping into the shadows to free Law’s crew. If they were lucky, they might even manage to get Luffy out. Archer didn’t need to hear the details to know how dangerous that mission would be, but if anyone could pull it off, it was Law and Sabo.

Then there was Archer’s team.

He smirked as the thought crossed his mind, leaning against the window frame. His team would be making a statement. Archer, Raya, and Timble had their orders, and it was the kind of mission Archer relished. They weren’t sneaking out like the others. Oh no. They were going to stir up some shit, and stir it up big.

Their task was simple: throw a massive, ostentatious support party for the Shogun and his top officers in the tavern. Archer and Raya would turn on their charm, pouring drinks and putting on a show, while the men drank themselves into oblivion. Timble would stay close, playing the part of the helpful assistant, while keeping a close eye on their targets.

But the real fun would begin when those officers were so drunk they couldn’t think straight. That’s when Archer and his crew would burn the tavern down. They’d torch the place, ensuring the fire was impossible to ignore, creating chaos that would send everyone scrambling to contain the blaze. While the capital was distracted by the flames, the three of them would go hunting.

A wicked grin spread across Archer’s face as he imagined it. Between the three of them—himself, Raya, and Timble—they could take out a lot of Kaido’s people in one night. They weren’t just going to kill; they were going to send a message. The roaring pirates were not to be trifled with.

“Everything ready?” Archer asked, not turning as Raya came up beside him.

She nodded, her usual playful demeanor replaced by a cold focus. “We’re all set. Drinks are prepped, and Timble’s been scoping out the best routes for when we make our move. And don't worry, I’ve got the poison ready for when the bastards start drinking.”

Archer’s grin widened. “Good. Let’s make sure those fuckers have the night of their lives.”

Raya chuckled darkly. “It’ll be a party they won’t forget—if they live long enough to remember.”

The plan was dangerous. There were risks at every turn, and they were playing with fire—literally. But Archer had never felt more alive. He glanced over at Raya, her eyes gleaming with the same hunger for action, and then at Timble, who was darting around the tavern, making sure every detail was in place.

“Let’s go stir some shit up,” Archer muttered, turning to Raya and Timble. They both nodded, and together, the three of them prepared for the night ahead.

By the time the sun set, Flower Capital would be in flames.

 

And what a pretty night it was.

Archer's plan worked like a charm. The tavern was packed with the Shogun’s men and Kaido’s officers, drinking and celebrating without a care in the world, completely unaware that they were drinking their last drops. The mood was light, the laughter boisterous, and the air thick with the smell of alcohol and arrogance. Raya played her part flawlessly, pouring drinks and spinning tales that made the officers laugh so hard they barely noticed how much they were drinking. Timble, as usual, scurried around with an innocent grin, making himself invisible while keeping tabs on everyone in the room.

Archer, however, was the star of the show. His charm was on full display, with every smile and gesture calculated to draw them in deeper, to lower their guard. He was the perfect host, blending in with ease, looking for all the world like a friend to these men. But beneath his smile, a dark satisfaction simmered. They had no idea what was coming.

When the time came, Archer gave Raya the slightest of nods. That was all she needed.

The fire was spectacular. The flames licked up the walls of the tavern, spreading rapidly as the alcohol-fueled inferno roared to life. Men stumbled over themselves, their drunken stupor slowing their reactions as the blaze grew around them. Screams filled the air, and the once-celebratory atmosphere turned to panic and chaos. Outside, people rushed to contain the fire, unaware of what was happening in the shadows.

That was when the real work began.

Blending seamlessly into the darkness, Archer, Raya, and Timble became the rulers of the night. They moved like shadows—silent, deadly, and untraceable. Archer’s knives gleamed in the flickering light of the flames as they found their marks, again and again. Kaido’s men fell, their blood staining the ground beneath them. With each strike, Archer felt a twisted sense of satisfaction, relishing in the carnage.

Raya was just as ruthless. Her movements were precise and deadly, her knives cutting through the air with an elegance that made her kills seem like art. She danced through the night, leaving bodies in her wake.

Timble, small but deadly, darted between targets with incredible speed, his spear flashing in the darkness. He may have been the smallest of them, but he was just as dangerous, and more than capable of holding his own. Together, the three of them were unstoppable.

On and on it went, the night becoming a blur of blood, steel, and death. Archer relished in it, each kill a victory, each fallen enemy a step closer to breaking Kaido’s stranglehold on Wano. His heart pounded with adrenaline as the bodies piled up around them.

By the time the sun rose, the streets were littered with over two thousand corpses. Kaido’s men, the Shogun’s soldiers—none had been spared. Archer stood at the center of it all, blood spattered on his clothes and face, his chest rising and falling with exhaustion and exhilaration. His knives dripped with the blood of his enemies, but all he felt was pride.

The mission had been a success. They had killed thousands, struck a devastating blow to Kaido’s forces, and made their exit from the capital unforgettable.

Archer sheathed his knives and looked at Raya and Timble, who were equally bloodied but triumphant. "That," he said with a grin, "was beautiful."

Raya smirked, wiping her blade on a fallen soldier’s cloak. "They never stood a chance."

Timble grinned up at Archer, still catching his breath. "That was awesome!"

Archer couldn’t help but laugh. It had been a perfect night, one that Kaido would never forget. As he glanced at the rising sun, casting its light over the city, he knew that this was only the beginning.

Archer was proud.

The trio's exit from the city was surprisingly calm, given the chaos they had left behind. Timble, came up with a brilliant idea as they slipped through the back alleys of the burning city. “Why don’t you two pose as a married couple fleeing from all the murder and destruction?” he suggested, his eyes sparkling with excitement.

Archer raised an eyebrow, but before he could say anything, Raya smirked. “A married couple, huh?” She reached for a nearby pillow, tucking it under her kimono with a flourish. “What do you think? I could pass for pregnant.”

Archer grinned, impressed by her quick thinking. “You’re brilliant,” he said, and Timble beamed with pride.

Raya, pretending to cradle her "pregnant" belly, took on the role flawlessly, her expression shifting to one of delicate concern, as if the weight of her condition was weighing her down. Meanwhile, Timble ducked into Archer’s kimono, hiding in the inner pocket with ease, completely invisible to any prying eyes.

The plan was awesome, and it worked like a charm.

As they approached the gates of the city, the surviving guards were on high alert, their faces tense from the massacre that had unfolded during the night. Archer’s heart thudded in his chest, but he played his part perfectly, keeping a protective arm around Raya, guiding her as though he were a husband determined to save his pregnant wife from the dangers of the city.

The guards looked them over, suspicion lingering in their eyes, but when they saw Raya—her hand resting on her swollen belly, exhaustion painted across her face—their expressions softened. One of the guards even stepped forward, eyes full of sympathy.

“You need to get her out of here,” the guard said gravely, nodding toward the chaos behind them. “It’s not safe. There’s been a massacre, and things are only going to get worse.”

Archer nodded, his voice steady and filled with faux concern. “I just want to keep my wife and our unborn child safe. We heard the screams, the fires… we need to get as far away as possible.”

The guard glanced at Raya again, his heart clearly going out to the "pregnant" woman. “You’re right. Take her to safety.” He hesitated for a moment before adding, “Here, take this horse. It’ll spare her the long walk.”

Archer couldn't believe their luck. They had played the part so convincingly that the guards were practically helping them escape.

“Thank you,” Archer said earnestly as he helped Raya onto the horse. Once she was seated, he took the reins, nodding gratefully to the guard. They began to move, slowly at first, until they were clear of the city gates.

As they rode away, the tension finally started to ease from Archer’s shoulders. He glanced back at the towering walls of the Flower Capital, where smoke still rose in thick plumes, and felt a surge of satisfaction. They had pulled it off.

Once they were far enough from the city, Timble popped his head out from Archer’s kimono pocket, grinning ear to ear. “See? Told you it would work!”

Archer chuckled, shaking his head. “You’re too smart for your own good, Timble.”

Raya laughed softly from the horse, her "pregnant" belly bouncing a little as they rode. “We should keep this pillow,” she joked. “Might come in handy for future getaways.”

Archer grinned, feeling lighter than he had in days. “We’ll make sure to add it to our list of necessary supplies.”

The three of them rode onward, the city behind them fading into the distance. They had done what they came to do, and now it was time to regroup with the others.

It took Archer, Raya, and Timble a full day to reach the meeting point, but the sight that greeted them made the grueling journey worth every second. As they rode in, covered in blood and dirt, the pillow still ridiculously strapped to Raya’s belly, they were met with nothing short of pure happiness.

The clearing was filled with familiar faces—Rosinante, their crew, Ace and Luc, the Straw Hats, the Nine Red Scabbards, and Momonosuke. Everyone stopped what they were doing to turn and stare at the three of them, eyes wide and jaws slack as Archer and his blood-soaked crew rode into the clearing, looking every bit like battle-worn legends.

Before Archer could even fully dismount, Rosinante practically yanked him down from the horse, his long arms wrapping around Archer in a fierce hug. "You madman!" Rosi laughed, his voice filled with relief and joy, before pressing a kiss to Archer’s lips. He swung Archer around in a circle, grinning like a fool. The rest of the world melted away in that moment, leaving only the two of them and the euphoria of being reunited.

Meanwhile, Raya leaped from the horse with the energy of a woman who hadn’t just murdered her way out of a city. She bolted straight for Giles and Gin, tackling them both in a bear hug that nearly sent them sprawling to the ground. Giles, grinning like an idiot, hugged her back, while Gin chuckled softly, patting her on the back.

Timble, on the other hand, wasted no time in basking in the attention. Perched on Raya’s shoulder, he started animatedly recounting their grand escape to everyone who would listen. “We burned down the tavern!” he exclaimed, eyes wide with excitement. “The whole place went up in flames, and all the officers inside! We killed 2,000 of Kaido’s men! Two thousand! And then, you’ll never guess—Archer and Raya pretended to be married, and Raya was pregnant!” He pointed to the ridiculous pillow still tied around Raya’s waist, and the entire group erupted into laughter.

Nami shook her head, laughing as she wiped a tear from her eye. "You guys are insane."

Usopp’s eyes were as wide as saucers. "Two thousand?! You guys took out two thousand?!"

Ace, who had Luc sitting on his shoulders, was laughing so hard he nearly doubled over. “Married? Pregnant?” He looked at Raya with mock seriousness. “And here I thought you needed Penguin for that!.”

“Bite me, Ace!” Raya shouted back, flipping him off as she unceremoniously ripped the pillow from under her kimono and tossed it at him. The sight of the pillow flying through the air only made everyone laugh harder.

Amidst the laughter, Luc, still perched on Ace’s shoulders, was grinning ear to ear, clearly enjoying the reunion. “I told you, Dad and Auntie Raya and uncle Timble are unstoppable!” she declared proudly, puffing out her chest as she looked at Archer and Rosinante.

Archer smiled warmly at his daughter, feeling a surge of pride and love for the little girl. He pulled her from Ace’s shoulders and into his arms, planting a kiss on her forehead.

Rosinante, still grinning like a madman, wrapped his arm around Archer’s waist, tugging him close. “You really went and did it, huh?” he asked, his voice softening just for a moment, his brown eyes locking with Archer’s. “I’m proud of you, you crazy bastard.”

Archer smirked, leaning into Rosinante. “Just doing what I do best—causing trouble.”

Without so much as a glance at each other, Archer and Raya simultaneously untied their bloodstained kimonos and tossed them aside. Archer was left in just his pants, while Raya stood proudly in her bra and panties. Without hesitation, they made a beeline for the nearest river, diving into the cool water with reckless abandon.

As the blood and grime started to wash away from their bodies and hair, the two of them began to splash and playfight, their laughter echoing across the riverbank. They ducked and weaved in the water, throwing playful punches and grabbing at each other, both trying to dunk the other under.

When they finally turned back toward the shore, they realized that everyone—Rosinante, Ace, Luc, Sanji, Gin, the Straw Hats, the Scabbards—was staring at them with wide eyes, mouths agape, like they had just witnessed something insane.

Raya just shrugged, flicking water from her fingers. “What? We were dirty as fuck,” she said nonchalantly, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Archer grinned, shaking the water from his hair as he waded back toward the shore. “Yeah, can’t exactly fight Kaido smelling like a slaughterhouse, can we?”

The stunned silence quickly broke into laughter. Sanji shook his head, muttering something about crazy bastards, while Ace looked at Archer and Raya with a mix of disbelief and amusement. Even Rosinante, who had long since grown accustomed to Archer’s wild antics, couldn’t help but smile.

"Well, you're not wrong," Nami admitted, laughing as she sat back down. "But you're still nuts."

Luc giggled from her spot in Rosinante’s arms, clearly enjoying the chaos her family seemed to thrive on. "Dad, Auntie Raya, you're the best!" she called out, waving to them from the shore.

As Archer and Raya stretched out on the riverbank, the sun warming their freshly washed skin, Luc sat nearby, excitedly recounting the trip from the Flower Capital. Archer smiled, half-listening as Luc animatedly described every little detail, from the guards to the horses, while he and Raya enjoyed a brief moment of peace, letting the sun dry their bodies.

Just as Archer was about to close his eyes and relax, a voice cut through the calm from the trees.

"Well, well, well," the voice drawled, dripping with sarcasm. "I must be in heaven since the golden beauty is laying around in almost nothing."

Archer’s eyes snapped open, and he turned his head to see none other than Eustass Kidd leaning casually against a tree, a smirk plastered on his face.

Ugh. Kidd.

Raya groaned under her breath, clearly not in the mood for Kidd’s usual bravado, while Archer sat up slowly, narrowing his eyes at the red-haired pirate. He was just about to make some snarky remark—likely something about Kidd needing a better hobby—when a sudden loud voice shattered the tension.

"DAD!!!"

Before Archer could even process what was happening, a blur of red and straw burst out from behind Kidd. Luffy, in all his boundless energy, charged toward Archer and tackled him to the ground, wrapping his rubbery arms tightly around his dad in a bone-crushing hug.

"Luffy!?" Archer gasped, pinned to the ground by his son’s weight, though he couldn’t help but grin.

"Dad! I missed you!" Luffy shouted, his voice muffled as he buried his face in Archer’s chest, squeezing even tighter.

Raya sat up, blinking at the sudden chaotic scene, while Luc giggled from the sidelines. Kidd, still standing nearby, raised an eyebrow, watching the reunion with a mixture of amusement and indifference.

Archer, breathless but laughing, ruffled Luffy’s hair. "I missed you too, kid," he said, looking up at his son, who was now beaming down at him with that signature wide, toothy grin.

"Good to see you in one piece," Archer quipped, giving Luffy a pat on the back before finally managing to sit up, pulling Luffy along with him.

"Did you think I wouldn’t make it out? Come on, Dad!" Luffy said, grinning as he finally released Archer from the hug, sitting beside him on the riverbank.

Rosinante would be thrilled when he saw this reunion, but right now, Archer was just happy to have his wild, unpredictable son back in his arms—even if Kidd’s obnoxious presence still lingered on the edge of the scene.

"Yeah, yeah, alright, alright," Archer chuckled, finally catching his breath as Luffy bounced with excitement.

Archer looked at Luffy, curious. "How the hell did you get away?" he asked, still processing the fact that Luffy was here, safe, and in one piece after everything.

Luffy’s grin widened, and he eagerly recounted the escape, explaining it with all the energy and dramatic flair he was known for. Archer nodded, raising an eyebrow at some of the more outrageous parts but ultimately just happy to hear his son’s voice again.

Before Archer could respond, another voice rang out across the clearing, full of shock and joy.

"Luffy!!"

Rosinante came barreling into view, his eyes wide with disbelief. Luffy immediately bolted to his feet and sprinted toward his papa, colliding with him in a joyful embrace. Rosinante scooped Luffy up in his arms, holding him tightly, his face buried in Luffy’s hair. Ace quickly joined the hug, wrapping his arms around his brother and father, the trio laughing together.

Archer watched the scene with a soft smile, his heart swelling at the sight of his family. But then his eyes flickered toward a smirking Kidd, still leaning against the tree like he owned the place.

Rosinante, still holding Luffy, finally noticed Kidd standing there. His expression immediately darkened. "What the fuck are you doing here, Kidd?" Rosinante barked, narrowing his eyes at the pirate.

Kidd’s smirk widened, and he lazily pushed himself off the tree. "Oh, didn’t you hear?" he said, swaggering forward with that infuriating confidence. "I’ve joined the alliance."

Archer groaned audibly, rubbing his temples. Just what they needed—Kidd as an ally. "Of course you did," he muttered under his breath.

Kidd, ever the provocateur, wiggled his non-existent eyebrows at Archer, clearly enjoying the reaction. "Look at the bright side, Goldie," he said, his voice dripping with mockery. "Now I’ve got an even better chance of winning you over."

That did it.

Rosinante handed a grinning Luffy back to Ace, his eyes blazing with fury as he started to stalk toward Kidd. "Over my dead body," Rosinante growled, his fists clenched as he advanced, fully intending to beat the smirk right off Kidd’s face.

But before he could even get close, there was a blur of motion.

Luc, tiny but fierce, had dashed over from where she’d been standing, and before anyone could stop her, she delivered a swift, brutal punch directly to Kidd’s groin. The large pirate let out a strangled yelp, his smirk instantly wiped away as he crumpled to the ground, clutching his crotch in agony.

Everyone stared for a moment, stunned by what had just happened.

Archer burst out laughing, doubling over as Kidd writhed on the ground. "Holy shit, Luc!" he gasped between fits of laughter. "I think you just made my day!"

Rosinante blinked, then a proud grin spread across his face. He turned back to Archer, laughing as well. "Looks like Luc’s handling it for me," he said, shaking his head in disbelief.

Luc stood triumphantly over Kidd’s groaning form, hands on her hips. "I learned that from Auntie Raya. Stupid boys," she muttered, echoing her earlier words, before skipping back to Luffy and Ace, who were now both laughing uncontrollably too.

As Archer and Rosinante were still laughing over Luc's swift takedown of Kidd, a familiar voice spoke from behind them.

"Is Kidd really at it again?"

Both Archer and Rosinante turned to see Law, Sabo, Koala, and the Heart Pirates standing there, battered and bruised but very much alive. Relief washed over Archer at the sight of them all, especially Law. They had made it.

Luc was the first to react, her face lighting up as she dashed toward Law. "I knew you could do it!" she shouted with excitement, launching herself at him. Law caught her, a rare, small smile flickering on his lips as he held his little sister.

Luc quickly squirmed free and then leaped into Sabo's arms, showering him with praise. "You were so brave too, Sabo!" she said, hugging him tightly. Sabo grinned and hugged her back, glancing over at Archer with a look of pride.

But it was Raya who moved the fastest. Without hesitation, still clad only in her underwear from the river, she sprinted toward Penguin with all the force she could muster and threw herself into his arms. Penguin laughed, catching her as he staggered slightly from the impact.

"I love you too," Penguin chuckled, holding her close. "And I missed you like crazy. But tell me, why is it that you’re always in your underwear when I see you?" He raised an eyebrow playfully, though he clearly didn’t mind one bit.

Raya let out a snort, grinning widely. "Maybe it's just a lucky coincidence?" she teased.

Behind them, Sachi couldn’t help but mutter, "No complaints from me," with a smirk.

That earned him a solid smack on the head from Bepo, who shook his head at his crewmate's lack of tact. "Be respectful," Bepo grumbled, though he too looked amused.

Chapter 70: Only room for one beast

Summary:

Plans
Giles and Gin
Girls night (and Momo)
Kidd learns his place
Battle royale
I will find you, and I will kill you

Chapter Text

Later that night, as the pirate-mink-samurai alliance gathered to finalize their plans for the coming day, the air was tense. Archer listened carefully as the strategy was laid out. The Straw Hats, Heart Pirates, Kidd Pirates, and the Roaring Pirates would take their ships and sail towards Onigashima for the final battle against Kaido. Meanwhile, Momonosuke and Luc would remain behind, under the care and protection of Shinobu. It was a solid plan, one Archer thought was well thought out, except for one nagging detail: Kidd.

Kidd had been smirking at him all night. Archer could feel the weight of those infuriating glances, and every time he caught Kidd’s eye, the bastard looked like he was plotting something. It was driving him insane, but not as much as it was driving Rosinante, whose eye twitched uncontrollably whenever he noticed.

Normally, Archer would have found Rosinante’s annoyance amusing, especially with how his husband's attempts to stay composed were crumbling by the second. But this was different. The stakes were far too high for him to indulge in the humor of Kidd’s antics. They were heading straight into a war against Kaido and his forces—there was no room for distractions.

Rubbing his temple, Archer focused back on the discussion at hand. As much as he wanted to snap at Kidd, he had more important matters to tend to. He approached Sabo and Koala, who had been quietly strategizing in a corner.

“Hey,” Archer began, flashing his signature grin, “we’re dividing up for the journey. Have you decided where you’ll be stationed? The Thousand Sunny, the Polar Tang, or the Silence?”

Sabo glanced at Koala, sharing a quick, unspoken conversation with her. After a moment, Koala gave a small nod, and Sabo turned back to Archer with a grin. “We’d like to join you on the Silence, if that’s alright.”

“Of course,” Archer replied, his grin widening into something more mischievous. “We’d love to have you.” He knew that with Sabo and Koala on board, they’d be in good hands if things went sideways during the voyage.

Rosinante, still twitching slightly, leaned into Archer’s space, his tone low but sharp. “You need to tell Kidd to back off before I lose my patience.”

Archer chuckled, giving his husband a quick pat on the shoulder. “Rosi, if you go after him, we won’t have a ship left by the end of the night.”

Rosinante huffed, but the corner of his mouth twitched in amusement. “Maybe, but it might be worth it.”

As the meeting came to a close, Archer leaned over to Rosinante, his voice low but affectionate. "Hey, why don't you tuck Luc in for the night? I need to check in with Giles and Gin, make sure the Silence is ready for tomorrow."

Rosinante nodded, giving Archer a small, tired smile. Just as he turned to leave, however, Nami and Robin appeared from the shadows of the dimly lit room. Robin held a peacefully sleeping Chopper in her arms, while Nami carried Luc, her tiny body nestled against her, along with a drowsy Momonosuke trailing behind.

"Looks like we’ve got this covered," Nami said softly, smiling at the pair of them. "Luc can bunk with us tonight. She’ll be safe."

Robin nodded, her usual calm expression softening as she glanced at the sleeping children. "They’ll be fine with us," she added, her voice gentle.

Archer’s face brightened with a relieved smile. He trusted Nami and Robin with his daughter without question, and seeing Luc safe and content eased a weight off his shoulders. “Thanks,” he said, his voice full of gratitude. “I know she’s in good hands with you two.”

Nami waved him off with a wink, "Get some rest yourselves. We’ve got a big day tomorrow."

Archer chuckled softly, watching as Luc’s little face snuggled deeper into Nami’s embrace, already dreaming. He stepped forward and gently brushed a lock of hair from Luc’s forehead before looking back at Rosinante.

With Luc in good hands, Archer gave his husband a quick kiss on the cheek. "I’ll catch up with you later, alright?"

Rosinante grinned at him, his eye still twitching slightly from earlier but now soft with affection. “Don’t take too long.”

Archer winked before making his way toward Giles and Gin.

 

After sending Giles and Gin off to prepare the Silence for the next day’s battle, Archer felt the weight of the upcoming mission pressing down on him. The conversations, the constant planning, and the endless tension—he needed space. Time to clear his head. The alliance had been buzzing with excitement and nerves, but it was all starting to get to him.

He slipped away quietly, stepping into the forest that surrounded their camp. The cool night air and the sounds of the wind rustling through the leaves felt grounding, and for the first time that day, the voices in his head quieted. As he walked deeper into the woods, his thoughts drifted to the upcoming battle, and the dangers they were all about to face. Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Law, Luc—all of them.

Just as Archer’s thoughts began to settle, he heard something behind him. His instincts kicked in immediately. He whipped around, fists clenched and ready to attack whoever it was. But instead of an enemy, he slammed directly into something tall, strong, and familiar. A comforting smell of cigarettes, cookies, and—safety.

Rosinante.

Archer blinked, stunned for a moment before his temper kicked in. “Goddammit, Rosi!” he barked, heart still racing. “You scared the shit outta me!”

Rosinante raised his hands in mock surrender, a mischievous grin playing on his lips. “Sorry,” he said, his voice full of amusement. “Didn’t mean to startle you.”

Archer narrowed his eyes, the adrenaline still pumping through his veins. “Startle me? I nearly punched you in the face, you giant idiot.”

Rosinante chuckled, stepping closer and reaching out to gently brush a hand through Archer’s hair. “You’ve been wound up all day, love. Figured you could use some company.”

Archer opened his mouth to argue, but the familiar warmth of Rosinante’s presence soothed him in a way nothing else could. He sighed, tension leaving his body as he leaned into Rosinante’s chest.

“You could’ve just said something instead of sneaking up on me like that,” Archer grumbled, though his tone had softened.

“I did,” Rosinante replied, wrapping his arms around Archer. “You were too lost in your head to hear me.”

Archer snorted, knowing he couldn’t argue with that. He rested his head against Rosinante’s chest, feeling the steady rise and fall of his breathing. For a moment, they just stood there in the quiet forest, away from the chaos of their plans and the looming battle.

“You okay?” Rosinante asked quietly after a while.

Archer hesitated before nodding. “Yeah, I just... needed a break. Everything’s moving so fast, and tomorrow...”

Rosinante held him a little tighter. “I know. But we’ve got this.”

Archer looked up at him, feeling a flicker of something like hope. “You always say that.”

“And I’m always right,” Rosinante said with a smirk, leaning down to press a kiss to Archer’s forehead.

Archer rolled his eyes but couldn’t help the small smile tugging at his lips. “Yeah, yeah. Just don’t get yourself killed tomorrow, okay?”

Rosinante grinned. “Only if you promise the same.”

As Archer stood in Rosinante’s arms, wrapped in their quiet moment, he noticed Rosinante's head turn slightly, like he’d heard something in the distance. Archer raised a brow, ready to ask what was wrong, but before the words could leave his mouth, Rosinante’s lips were on his, urgent and full of desperation. It was a kiss like no other—like Rosinante’s life depended on it, and only Archer’s lips could save him from whatever was coming.

Archer’s eyes widened for a split second before a low moan escaped him, lost in the heat of the kiss. His hands instinctively reached up, tangling in Rosinante’s hair as he gave in to the overwhelming flood of emotions. He let himself be swept away, letting Rosinante lift him effortlessly into his arms as if he weighed nothing.

Rosinante, with his towering stature and commanding presence, strolled deeper into the shadowy forest, cradling Archer gently in his arms. Archer's golden locks, illuminated by the moon's soft glow, danced with the gentle breeze, creating an ethereal sight.

As they ventured further, the rustling leaves underfoot seemed to echo their growing anticipation. Rosinante's heart pounded with desire as he found a secluded spot, a small clearing with a massive rock at its center. He gently set Archer down, his eyes burning with unspoken passion.

Archer, captivated by Rosinante's intense gaze, felt his breath quicken, a delicious shiver running down his spine. Without a word, Rosinante closed the distance between them, his lips crashing onto Archer's with a hunger that left Archer reeling. The kiss was fierce, demanding, and Archer responded eagerly, his hands gripping Rosinante's broad shoulders.

Rosinante's tongue teased Archer's, a dance of desire that left them both breathless. Breaking the kiss, Rosinante's hands roamed over Archer's body, a possessive caress that left Archer trembling. He slid his fingers under Archer's shirt, his touch sending shivers of pleasure through Archer's lean frame.

With each touch, Archer's moans grew louder, his golden eyes half-lidded with lust. Rosinante's breath was hot against Archer's ear as he whispered, "You're mine, Archer. All mine." Archer's body arched into Rosinante's touch, his muscles tensing with anticipation.

Rosinante's fingers worked quickly, discarding Archer's clothes until he stood naked, his body a work of art under the moonlight. Turning Archer around, Rosinante positioned him against the rock, his hands resting on the cool surface. Archer's back arched, offering himself to Rosinante's hungry gaze. Rosinante's hands traced the lines of Archer's body, his fingers exploring every inch of his smooth skin.

He kissed the nape of Archer's neck, his breath hot against Archer's sensitive skin.

"You're so beautiful," Rosinante murmured, his voice rough with desire. "I'm going to worship every inch of you." Archer moaned softly, his head falling back as Rosinante's lips trailed down his spine, leaving a path of fire.

Rosinante's hands gripped Archer's hips, his fingers dipping between his cheeks, teasing the entrance to his hole. Archer's breath hitched as Rosinante's fingers circled his puckered hole, applying gentle pressure. "Please," he whispered, his voice hoarse with need.

Rosinante chuckled darkly, his hot breath sending shivers down Archer's spine. His fingers continued their teasing dance, dipping and swirling, preparing Archer for what was to come. Archer's body trembled, his muscles clenching as Rosinante's fingers stretched and prepared him.

The sensation was exquisite, a mix of pleasure and anticipation that had Archer moaning and writhing. Rosinante's lips found Archer's ear, his tongue tracing the shell as he whispered, "You like that, don't you? My fingers getting you ready for my thick cock." Archer's response was a breathless yes, his body moving in time with Rosinante's fingers.

The forest echoed with Archer's moans, a symphony of pleasure as Rosinante's skilled fingers brought him to the brink of ecstasy. With a growl, Rosinante positioned himself behind Archer, his hard cock pressing against Archer's entrance. "You're so fucking tight, love," he grunted, his hands gripping Archer's hips firmly.

Archer whimpered, anticipation and pleasure warring within him. Rosinante thrust forward, claiming Archer's body in one smooth motion. Archer's breath caught in his throat as Rosinante filled him completely, stretching him around his thick length.

The sensation was incredible, and Archer cried out, his voice echoing through the forest. "Fuck, you feel amazing," Rosinante growled, his voice thick with desire. He began to move, his hips thrusting in a steady rhythm, pounding into Archer's willing hole.

The sound of flesh slapping against flesh filled the air, a primal beat that matched the pace of their hearts. Archer's hands gripped the rock, his knuckles turning white as he braced himself against the intense pleasure. Rosinante's cock felt incredible, hitting all the right spots, driving Archer wild.

With each thrust, Rosinante's hands traveled up Archer's body, caressing his chest, pinching his nipples, and leaving a trail of goosebumps.  Rosinante panted, his breath hot against Archer's neck. "I can give you rough." Archer's response was a broken moan as Rosinante pulled his hair back, exposing his neck. "Yes, yes, harder," he begged, his body craving more.

Rosinante complied, his thrusts becoming more forceful, each one driving Archer closer to the edge. He spanked Archer's ass, the sound echoing through the forest, and Archer's cries grew louder, his body moving in perfect sync with Rosinante's.

"That's it, let go, Archer," Rosinante urged, his own control slipping as the sight of Archer's pleasure drove him wild. "Cum for me, baby." Archer's body tightened, every muscle straining as he reached the precipice of pleasure.

Rosinante's name was a mantra on his lips as he came, his seed coating the rock, his body shaking with the force of his orgasm. Rosinante's own release was imminent, his thrusts becoming erratic as he pounded into Archer's welcoming heat.

With a final, powerful thrust, he came, filling Archer with his cum, their bodies moving as one in the throes of passion. As their hearts slowed and their breathing returned to normal, Rosinante held Archer close, their sweat-slicked bodies entwined. He kissed Archer's shoulder, a tender gesture that spoke volumes.

Rosinante helped Archer get dressed again, his touch gentle and reassuring as Archer's legs still trembled from their shared moment. With a playful smirk, Archer leaned on Rosinante, feeling a mix of exhaustion and comfort as they walked back to the tents hand in hand.

The night air was cool, and the forest around them was silent except for the faint sounds of the camp in the distance. Archer felt an odd peace wash over him, as if everything—if only for a moment—was exactly as it should be. They both knew what the morning would bring, but right now, it didn’t matter.

Once they reached the tents, they slipped inside, collapsing onto their shared bedroll. Archer lay on his back, staring up at the fabric of the tent, his body finally relaxing in the safety of Rosinante’s presence. Just as his eyelids started to grow heavy, a flicker of memory tugged at him.

He turned his head toward Rosinante, who was already settled in next to him. “Hey,” Archer whispered, his voice quiet but curious. “Before... in the forest, you heard something, right? What was it?”

Rosinante turned to look at him, a grin already forming on his face. “Oh, that?” he said, his voice full of mischief. “I heard an idiot.”

Archer blinked, not any closer to understanding. “An idiot?”

Rosinante’s grin only widened, but he didn’t elaborate. He just chuckled softly to himself and turned over, clearly not in the mood to explain any further. Archer raised an eyebrow, feeling both amused and mildly irritated. “You’re not going to tell me, are you?”

“Nope,” Rosinante replied, his voice already muffled by the pillow.

“Huh,” Archer muttered, shaking his head, still no wiser but too tired to press further.

With a resigned sigh, Archer let it go, rolling over to nestle closer to Rosinante, feeling the warmth of his husband beside him. Despite the unanswered question, Archer felt safe, and soon his mind drifted into sleep, the mystery of Rosinante’s “idiot” fading away into the night.

The next morning, as the four pirate crews and the Nine Red Scabbards moved toward their ships, Archer started noticing something strange. For the first time since their alliance began, Kidd wasn’t making his usual flirty, smart-mouthed remarks toward him. Archer had grown so accustomed to the constant teasing and lewd comments that their absence was jarring. Kidd was quiet—almost too quiet.

It wasn’t until Archer spotted Rosinante winking at Kidd from across the docks that everything clicked into place. Kidd, standing there with a deep blush on his face, quickly looked away, avoiding eye contact with Archer. That was when Archer understood.

The “idiot” Rosinante had heard in the forest the night before? It was Kidd. Rosinante must’ve head Kidd, and known he was watching them. And the intense, possessive passion Rosinante had shown afterward made perfect sense now.

Archer smirked, realizing how Rosinante had handled the situation in his own quiet, effective way. Turning to his husband, he shot him a knowing look, one that clearly said, I know what you did.

Rosinante, catching Archer’s gaze, simply shrugged his shoulders with a casual nonchalance, as if to say, Yeah, and?

Archer’s smirk widened. Rosinante didn’t give a single damn about being caught or what anyone thought. He had staked his claim without words, leaving Kidd no room for further flirtations, and Archer couldn’t help but feel both amused and impressed by the whole thing.

As they continued walking towards the ships, Archer chuckled softly to himself.

 

As the Roaring Pirates, along with Sabo and Koala, boarded the Silence, Archer gathered them all together on the deck. The tension of the upcoming battle was thick in the air, but there was also an undeniable excitement humming among the crew. They knew this was a crucial moment in their fight against Kaido and Orochi.

"Alright, everyone!" Archer's voice cut through the murmur of anticipation. His golden eyes scanned the group, each member focused and ready for the task ahead. "You know the plan. This is it. We’re not just stirring the pot this time—we’re gonna set the whole damn kitchen on fire."

Raya stood to the side, a grin on her face, casually tossing one of her bombs in her hand. "I'm ready to light things up whenever you say the word Arch."

Giles, ever reliable, was already at the helm, hands steady on the wheel, his sharp fishman eyes scanning the horizon. He gave Archer a nod, signaling his readiness. "Winds are in our favor, captain. Just point us in the right direction."

Ace and Sabo stood side by side, both of them crackling with energy. Ace, with his fire powers, and Sabo, with his lighting, were more than prepared for the long-range attacks they’d need to unleash when the time came. "We’ve got your back," Ace said, fire sparking at his fingertips. Sabo gave a confident grin, gripping his pipe, ready to leap into action.

Koala leaned against the railing, watching everything with a calculating gaze, prepared for any unexpected turns. She nodded at Archer, signaling her agreement with the plan.

"Good," Archer said, feeling the familiar rush of adrenaline coursing through him. "We sail out now. And remember—when we hit Onigashima, we hit hard and we hit fast."

With everyone in position, the Silence set sail, the wind filling her sails as they moved out into the open sea. The ship cut through the water like a blade, every crew member on high alert, their eyes fixed on the horizon where Onigashima awaited.

Of course it wouldn't be easy. Why should it be? Archer glared at the enemy fleet, the damn Beast Pirates lying in wait like the fools they were. He could practically hear their arrogance in the distance, thinking they could stop him, his crew, and the alliance. But the only real beast here was Archer, and they were about to learn that the hard way.

The fleet of Beast Pirates began their assault, launching long-range cannon fire, aiming to sink them before they even reached Onigashima. But Archer had other plans. He smirked, his eyes glowing with a feral light as he shifted into his hybrid form. Muscles bulged under his skin, claws elongating as his body grew larger, more powerful. He let out a roar so primal and deafening it shook the air itself, amplified by Rosinante’s devil fruit powers.

"Let’s show these bastards what a real beast looks like!" Archer shouted, his voice booming.

The Silence, Thousand Sunny, Victoria Punk, and Polar Tang made ready to charge, the crews preparing for impact. Archer nodded to Ace and Sabo, and the brothers responded without hesitation. Flames burst from Ace's hands, roaring to life as he hurled massive fireballs toward the enemy ships, while Sabo summoned lightning from the sky, striking down with a force that left the Beast Pirates scrambling.

Cannon fire erupted from the enemy fleet, some shots slamming into the water around them, others hitting their ships with devastating force. The Silence shuddered as a few shots grazed her hull, but Archer's crew was unfazed.

"Those long-range cannons won't save them!" Archer snarled, his eyes locking with Giles. "Giles, go. Smash their ships from below."

Without a word, Giles grabbed his trident and dove into the water, his powerful form cutting through the waves like a missile. Archer trusted him completely—if anyone could cripple the enemy fleet from beneath, it was the fishman.

Meanwhile, Ace and Sabo continued their assault, flames and lightning wreaking havoc among the enemy ranks. Ships exploded, wood splintered, and the screams of the Beast Pirates filled the air. On the deck of the Silence, Gin was firing well-placed bazooka shots, each one taking out key parts of the enemy's ships, causing chaos and confusion.

But the Beast Pirates were relentless, their devil fruit users transforming into monstrous forms—dinosaurs, creatures of immense size and strength. They thought their sheer brute force would be enough to overwhelm the alliance.

"Come on!" Archer roared, leaping from the deck of the Silence into the fray. His claws gleamed in the sun as he tore into the nearest enemy ship, ripping through its hull with raw power. He was a force of nature, cutting through the Beast Pirates like they were nothing. He could hear the roars of the other Zoan users, but they paled in comparison to his own.

Behind him, Rosinante leapt into action, using his Calm-Calm Fruit to silence parts of the battlefield, throwing the enemy into confusion as they fought in eerie, unnatural quiet. He moved with precision, his eyes constantly scanning the fight for Archer.

As Giles smashed the hulls from below, sinking ship after ship, and Ace and Sabo kept up their assault, Archer felt a fierce pride swell in his chest

Out of the corner of his eye, Archer saw something that made his blood run cold. Someone was escaping—taking both Momonosuke and Luc. His heart stopped for a second. Luc?

“What the fuck…?” Archer’s eyes locked onto the escaping ship, and his blood boiled. The figure steering it? Kanjuro. That bastard traitor! The reality hit him like a punch to the gut. Kanjuro had been playing them all along, and now he was kidnapping Momonosuke and Luc.

A scream tore from Luc’s throat, desperate and terrified, her tiny form reaching out toward Archer and Rosinante. “Dad! Papa! Help!”

Rage surged through Archer’s body with such intensity that it felt like a living fire consuming him from the inside out. His eyes burned with fury as he watched his daughter, his precious daughter, being torn away from them. And Rosinante? He lost it.

Rosinante’s conqueror’s haki exploded outward in a massive burst of overwhelming force, knocking out every enemy pirate within its radius. Beast Pirates dropped like flies, collapsing from the sheer weight of his willpower. But even that wasn’t enough to calm Rosinante’s frenzy. His eyes, usually so kind, were wild, burning with the need to tear Kanjuro apart.

Archer roared—his hybrid form growing larger, more menacing—his voice a primal sound of pure rage that made the very seas tremble. The ocean itself seemed to recoil from his fury, waves crashing and ships swaying under the force of his roar.

“Oh, it’s on now,” Archer growled, every muscle in his body tensing as he prepared to launch after the ship.

He grabbed Rosinante’s arm, their fury syncing into one unstoppable force. "Rosi, we're getting our daughter back. And I’m going to rip that bastard Kanjuro to shreds."

Chapter 71: Beat of the drum

Summary:

It begins
Right in the face
Dicks
Falling
Finish that bitch
Tama
Oh hell no!

Notes:

Leave a kudos and a comment if you like :)

Chapter Text

 

After the wreckage of Kaido’s fleet drifted into the open sea, flames and twisted wood floating on the waves, the Silence and the other ships sailed into the cleared path. Jinbei and Giles emerged from the water, battered but triumphant, having torn the Beast Pirates’ ships apart from below. Archer should have felt victorious, a sense of accomplishment after an impressive battle. But his mind was nowhere near the fleet they’d just decimated.

All he could think about was Luc—and Momonosuke. Every time he blinked, he saw Luc’s face, terrified, calling for him. His heart twisted painfully at the memory. As they sailed closer to Onigashima, his eyes narrowed.

When they reached the rocky shores, Archer called his crew together, motioning for Sabo and Koala to join them. His crew gathered in a tight circle, their expressions hard and determined. Each of them wore the scars of the recent fight, but Archer knew they were ready for more. They weren’t done. Not until they had Luc back.

Archer’s voice cut through the murmurs. “Listen up. We’re not going in quiet, and we’re not joining the others in some sneaky assault. The Roaring Pirates will go in loud, and we’re not stopping until Luc and Momo are safe.” His eyes swept over the crew, the fire in his gaze matching the intensity in theirs. “All bets are off. Anyone who doesn’t surrender? We’ll take them down.”

Around him, his crew members nodded, some cracking their knuckles or gripping the hilts of their weapons. Archer’s rage felt like a tangible force, fueling their resolve.

Rosinante, who stood tall and steady beside him, placed a hand on Archer’s shoulder. “Archer’s right,” he said, his voice steady but cold. “But our priority is clear. The most important thing is getting Luc and Momonosuke out of there safely. Everything else is secondary. Anyone standing in our way will be dealt with.” His tone was grim, but Archer saw the fierce love burning in his husbands’ eyes.

Giles grunted, his sharp-toothed grin flashing. “For Luc,” he said simply, clenching his trident with white-knuckled intensity. Raya and Gin exchanged a look, each giving a single, silent nod.

Archer’s heart swelled as he looked at them, his crew who had fought by his side, risked everything for each other time and again. And now, they were ready to storm hell itself to bring back his daughter.

With a fierce grin, Archer tilted his head toward the looming cliffs of Onigashima. “All right then, Roaring Pirates—time to make some noise.”

And make noise they did. The Roaring Pirates stormed the beach, a thunderous force tearing into the Beast Pirates’ ranks. Their arrival shattered the eerie quiet around the city, the sound of battle exploding like a wild symphony of rage and steel.

Kaido, the Shogun, and Big Mom had chosen this night for a twisted banquets, but Archer planned on cutting their celebration short. The smell of roasted meat and clinking cups wafted through the air from the castle above, but the only thing Archer could taste was fury.

A massive army stood between them and that castle, but Archer barely registered them as an obstacle. He tore through the soldiers in his path, fighting like a man possessed. His claws sliced through armor and flesh alike, a deadly blur in his hybrid form. Blood splattered across his face as he fought, but he didn’t care. Every scream, every skull he crushed beneath his hands, every throat he tore out—it was all fuel, driving him closer to his daughter.

Raya moved beside him like a storm, her bombs exploding in vivid blasts that sent Beast Pirates flying in every direction. Gin’s laughter rang out as he swung his bazooka, sending deadly rounds ripping through enemy ranks. Sabo and Koala weren’t far behind, unleashing fierce attacks that left trails of destruction.

But for Archer, it was all background noise. Luc’s face, her voice calling for him—that was all he could focus on. His vision was painted red, and he tore through the Beast Pirates with a single-minded determination. He crushed skulls under his feet, slashed open throats with his claws, and tossed bodies aside like they were nothing.

His crew matched his intensity, every single one of them fighting with everything they had. Rosinante was a whirlwind of haki, sending waves of energy that knocked enemies out cold, clearing paths so Archer could press on without pause. The Silence crew poured out their wrath as they pushed forward, fighting harder, faster, deadlier than ever.

Archer’s gaze shifted left, catching sight of Rosinante just as he leapt onto some massive, snarling beast. With an almost feral roar, Rosi gripped the creature’s jaws and, using nothing but his sheer strength, wrenched them apart until they cracked and snapped, leaving it crumbling at his feet. Archer’s pulse surged with a mix of pride and urgency—Rosi was a force of nature, his fury unmatched.

Then they reached the castle entrance, and Archer’s heart stopped.

Up on a raised platform stood an execution stand, with Luc and Momonosuke kneeling, bound tightly. Beside them, Nami and Carrot were in similar binds, fear and defiance etched across their faces. Kaido, Orochi, and Big Mom loomed nearby, towering figures shrouded in an aura of menace. Kaido was launching into some grandiose speech about his intentions to take on the World Government, to claim the One Piece with Big Mom at his side—a load of shit, as far as Archer was concerned. But then, in one swift motion, Kaido turned and, without warning, lopped Orochi’s head clean off. Archer stared, blinking at the abruptness of it.

And just when the tension reached its peak, a loud crash sounded overhead. Through the roof came Luffy and Yamato, plummeting down with a chaotic energy that sent debris flying in every direction. Kaido’s forces turned, scrambling in shock, but before any of them could act, Rosinante stepped forward.

With a growl that echoed throughout the hall, he crossed the space in a heartbeat, his fists clenched and radiating fury. Before Kaido could even raise his club, Rosi’s fist collided square with the Emperor’s face, the impact so fierce it sent Kaido stumbling backward, clutching his jaw. Rosinante’s voice boomed, unrestrained and deadly.

“No one,” he thundered, “touches my daughter!”

As Kaido staggered, Timble seized the moment. The small, agile guy darted up to the execution stand, his hands working swiftly to untie Luc, Momo, Nami, and Carrot

 

With Luc and Momo safely handed off to Shinobu, Archer turned back to the chaos unfolding around him. They’d barely made it a few steps before pandemonium erupted in full. Luffy was locked in a brutal clash with Kaido, exchanging thunderous blows that shook the ground beneath their feet. Out of nowhere, Marco, the stupid fucker showed up and went straight for Big Mom, diving headfirst into a reckless battle. Archer couldn't help but roll his eyes—only a birdbrain like Marco would take on an Emperor solo.

Meanwhile, the Red Scabbards had stormed Kaido as well, each unleashing years of pent-up vengeance. And somehow, through it all, the entire castle started to rise. Archer stumbled as the floors shifted, tilting underfoot, until it became clear the entire structure was being hoisted into the sky. He shot a glance at Rosinante, whose expression mirrored his own: part disbelief, part exasperation, all intensity.

As they adjusted to the impossible, Archer took stock of who remained. Besides him and Rosi there was Kidd’s gang—Kidd himself and his right-hand man Killer—plus Luffy, Zoro, and Law. The core of their alliance, perched precariously in a castle flying straight toward the heart of the beast.

“Shit’s about to go down,” Archer muttered, drawing his weapon. He met Rosinante’s steely gaze, finding comfort in his husband's unwavering eyes.

Rosi gave a grim nod, gripping his own weapon with practiced ease. "Then let's end it with a bang."

The battlefield was pure chaos, but Archer’s eyes stayed sharp, catching every movement. He watched Luffy narrowly avoid a crushing blow from Kaido, only to stumble right into Big Mom's path. She grinned maliciously, bringing her sword down, when suddenly, Law teleported beside his little brother, grabbing Luffy and swapping their positions in the blink of an eye.

Then Law immediately turned on Luffy, ranting furiously at him for diving in headfirst like a fool. Archer smirked, crossing his arms—Law was right. Luffy’s impulsiveness was a ticking time bomb.

But just as Archer thought his brother would let the lecture sink in, Kidd barreled past with a manic grin, egging Law and Luffy into a game of chicken with Big Mom’s fireball, Prometheus. The three of them laughed like kids at the edge of disaster, daring each other to get closer to the searing flames.

That was Archer’s limit.

With a swift lunge, he smacked each one of them across the head, his eyes blazing with authority. “Idiots! This is a war, not a playground!” he barked, arms crossed as he glared down at them. “One wrong move, and that fire’s the last thing you’ll ever see. So, knock it off!”

Luffy, Law, and Kidd rubbed their heads, muttering in a chorus of “Sheesh, dad, goldie…” as if he were just a parent catching them sneaking out.

Archer shot them one last deadly look. “I swear, if I see one more stunt like that, I’m putting you all on babysitting duty for Luc,” he growled. That got them quiet.

Archer gritted his teeth as he launched another punch at Kaido, putting all his strength behind it. The impact was solid, his fist connecting with Kaido’s chest, but the hulking Emperor barely flinched. Archer cursed under his breath—this guy was built like a damn mountain.

Beside him, Luffy shifted into Gear 4, his muscles inflating as he took on his Boundman form, launching himself at Kaido with relentless speed and power. Each hit cracked like thunder, but still, it only seemed to amuse the dragon of an Emperor, who laughed in their faces as he swung his massive kanabo.

Archer dodged to the side as Kaido’s club crashed down, shattering the ground where he’d been standing a moment before. He glanced at Law, who was muttering in frustration, his Room up but proving ineffective against Kaido’s overwhelming durability. “Damn it,” Law spat, “even with Gamma Knife, I’m barely scratching this guy’s insides.”

Luffy shot a look back, his brows knit in frustration, “Gum-Gum Kong Gun!” he yelled, throwing another gigantic fist into Kaido’s face. Kaido stumbled back a step, grinning with wild eyes, as if he was finally entertained.

Meanwhile, Kidd grunted, his own devil fruit forming a massive metallic fist, which he drove into Kaido’s gut, but again, it barely seemed to do anything. “What the hell is this bastard made of?” Kidd growled, stepping back with a snarl.

Archer could feel the wear starting to weigh on all of them. Kaido was an absolute monster, shrugging off every hit like they were sparring punches. "Well, maybe I could try..." Archer muttered, thinking aloud as he considered combining his own power with Luffy's next assault.

Archer called over to Luffy, “Next hit, go all out with whatever you’ve got left in Gear 4. I’ll back you up. Let’s put a real dent in him.”

Luffy nodded, anger blazing in his eyes. This time, they would make Kaido feel it—or go down trying.

Of cause it went to shit.

 

Archer barely had time to register his surroundings after crashing through the roof before he spotted Nami on the ground, bleeding and crying. He scrambled to his feet, shock and fury lighting up his eyes. Nami’s face flickered with relief as she saw him, even through the tears.

He rushed to her side, lifting her up gently. “Who did this to you?” he asked, his voice low and dangerous.

Nami, still catching her breath, pointed shakily to the woman Archer had landed on, who was now getting to her feet. “Her name’s Ulti,” Nami managed to say, wiping the blood from her face.

Archer’s gaze shifted to Ulti, and he felt a surge of protective rage as he pulled Nami behind him, shielding her from the furious gaze of her attacker. Ulti, already sneering, began spewing insults.

“You think you can save her? Pathetic,” Ulti snarled. “Once Kaido’s through with that idiot Luffy, he’ll be dust. And as for you, little girl…” She grinned menacingly at Nami. “I’ll crush your skull like I promised!”

The moment she said it, Archer stepped forward, his growl low and rumbling. “Say that again,” he dared, his voice laced with barely controlled fury.

Unfazed, Ulti continued, spitting out threats about Kaido and gloating over the Straw Hats’ impending doom. Archer clenched his fists, rage boiling over. Without a second thought, he shifted into his hybrid form, towering above her, his muscles coiled and ready to strike. His form was larger, more menacing, a beast of pure fury.

Ulti’s confidence faltered as she took a step back, realizing she’d underestimated him. Archer didn’t give her a chance to recover. With a roar, he lunged forward, grabbing her by the leg and swinging her into the floor with brute force, again and again, until the ground cracked beneath her. Ulti gasped in pain, barely conscious as Archer tossed her at Nami’s feet.

“Finish her,” he said, his voice firm.

Nami took a step forward, her expression fierce. With Zeus at her side, she called down a bolt of lightning, ending Ulti’s threat once and for all. When it was over, she stumbled toward Archer and wrapped her arms around him, holding him tightly.

“Thank you,” she whispered, her voice filled with gratitude.

Archer grinned down at her, ruffling her hair lightly. “I promised I’d protect you, didn’t I?” he said.

 

Archer moved through the chaos, his eyes scanning the battlefield for any sign of Ace, Sabo, Law, or Rosinante. But as the clashes grew thicker, he found himself shoulder-to-shoulder with Gin, the two of them fighting their way through a throng of Beast Pirates, leaving carnage in their wake. Archer smashed through an enemy with a savage swipe, only to see Gin right beside him, doing a backflip and jamming his knife straight into a pirate’s eye. They nodded to each other, both unrelenting, even as Archer kept looking for his family.

Then, amidst the clash and fury, he spotted something that stopped him cold: a young girl with purple hair standing alone, eyes wide with fear and bewilderment. Crouching down to her level, Archer softened his tone, though his voice was still rough from the fight.

“Hey there, kiddo. What are you doing here?” he asked gently. “Where are your parents?”

The girl hesitated, her voice trembling as she said, “I don’t have any parents. My name’s Tama.”

Archer’s heart dropped, recognizing the name instantly. This was the Tama—Ace’s friend, the little girl he’d talked about, the one he’d wanted to take with him.

Before he could say anything, Tama reached up, her small hands resting against his blood-smeared cheeks as she studied his face. “You… you look like my friend Ace.”

Archer couldn’t help the smile that tugged at his lips, a bittersweet warmth cutting through the madness around them. “Well, that’s because I’m Ace’s dad,” he said softly.

Tama’s eyes lit up, her fear easing for a moment as she beamed at him. Archer wrapped a protective arm around her. “Alright, Tama. I need to get you somewhere safe, okay?”

She nodded, clinging to him tightly as he picked her up. Gin, still close by, noticed them and immediately took position beside Archer, cracking jokes as they carved a path through the crowd. Eventually, they found Hiyori, who gasped in relief upon seeing the little girl.

As Tama hugged him tightly, she whispered, “Don’t forget me, please.”

Archer held her close for a moment longer. “Never. I’ll be back, kiddo. You stay safe with Hiyori, alright?”

Tama nodded, finally letting go as Hiyori pulled her into a protective embrace.

 

Then the dome crashed, the battlefield fell eerily silent. Archer’s heart pounded as he frantically scanned the area. His gut twisted with dread, knowing something terrible had happened. Behind him, Ace, Sabo, and Law caught up, and he could feel their questions, the same desperation he felt—but all Archer could focus on was finding Luffy. And Rosinante. Where was he?

Then he saw him. Luffy, his youngest, lay still on the ground, too still. Archer’s breath caught, disbelief freezing him in place. He wanted to believe it wasn’t real, that Luffy was just hurt, not... not gone. His whole world narrowed as he started toward his son, a scream of agony tearing from his throat. He felt hands holding him back—Ace and Law, both trying to stop him, murmuring broken reassurances—but he shoved them off, desperate to reach Luffy.

A chilling, mocking laugh echoed through the silence. Kaido. He was laughing. Laughing.

Archer’s gaze snapped toward the beast. His mind emptied, every thought and emotion collapsing under the weight of pure, unstoppable rage. This was Kaido’s doing. Kaido had taken his son, his Luffy. And Rosinante was still nowhere in sight. The agony burned through him, hardening into a fury like he’d never felt before.

Without thinking, Archer lunged forward, his entire being shifting as he unleashed the full force of his power, transforming larger and fiercer than ever before. He felt his body surge with strength, his muscles twisting as his claws extended, his fangs bared. With a primal roar, he launched himself at Kaido.

Before Kaido could finish laughing, Archer was on him, tearing and ripping into him with savage intensity. Kaido screamed as Archer’s claws sank into him, blood spraying across the shattered ground. The dragon’s eyes blazed as he glared at Archer, finally forced to take him seriously. Through gritted teeth, Kaido spat, “You should have joined me back then, boy. You’d have lived as a god!”

Archer snarled, his voice guttural and raw. “I would never follow a monster like you.”

Kaido’s eyes narrowed, and his lips twisted into a dark grin. “Then I’ll kill all your sons. I already have a good start.”

Archer’s vision went red. His grip tightened, claws digging deeper as he let out a roar that shook the very stones beneath them. This would end today—Kaido would pay, and he would feel every ounce of the pain he had caused.

Then came a beat—an unmistakable rhythm, like the thrum of a drum, resonating through the battlefield. It pulsed from somewhere behind him and Kaido, accompanied by a laugh, familiar yet strange, echoing with a lightness that defied the grim atmosphere around them. He’d know that laugh anywhere: it was Luffy.

As Archer turned to look, Kaido snarled and hurled him off with a brutal swing. But in the split-second before Archer hit the ground, he dug his claws into one of Kaido’s horns, ripping it off with a fierce twist. Kaido bellowed in pain, his roar shaking the island, but Archer was already tumbling to the ground below.

When he finally landed, he felt a wave of relief wash over him—Ace, Sabo, and Law stood just beside him, his crew at his back, ready for whatever came next. But Archer’s eyes were fixed only on the figure standing just ahead.

It was Luffy… but at the same time, it wasn’t. His hair was shock-white, a stark contrast to the usual black, and an immense aura of power radiated from him. This wasn’t just Luffy—this was something beyond what Archer had ever seen. He looked alive with energy, his form bending and moving in an almost surreal way as he faced Kaido with an unstoppable grin on his face.

And as Luffy laughed, the battlefield around them seemed to transform, his power warping the air, making the ground twist, and even causing Kaido’s once-terrifying face to contort into bizarre expressions. Each movement was both impossibly strong and playful, as though Luffy was having the time of his life in the middle of all this chaos.

Archer could only watch in awe, a grin spreading across his own face as he took it all in. Luffy, in his own wild, unrestrained way, was completely demolishing Kaido while laughing, lighthearted even in the face of an Emperor. It was pure, unfiltered Luffy—so ridiculous and powerful, so unstoppable and free, that for a moment, everything else fell away.

As Luffy's laughter faded and the battlefield settled into a stunned silence, Archer felt a rare calm wash over him, relieved that the nightmare was finally over. Kaido was defeated, lying motionless in the rubble, and the Roaring Pirates and his sons stood beside him, alive and victorious. He glanced at Luffy, who lay slumped against a pile of broken stones, still smiling even in unconsciousness. For a moment, everything seemed right.

But the relief was short-lived.

Archer’s gaze darted to Ace, Sabo, and Law, something gnawing at his gut. “Where’s your papa?” he asked, trying to keep the tension out of his voice, though the creeping dread clawed at him.

Law’s face was grim, his eyes flicking away. “He fought Big Mom. It was him, me, and Kidd... we managed to bring her down, but papa… he got hurt. Badly.”

The words sank into Archer’s mind like jagged shards. He blinked, the world tilting around him, his heart racing as denial fought its way to the surface. No—no, it couldn’t be. Not Rosinante. He turned to his sons, voice breaking as he demanded, “Where. Is. He?”

Sabo placed a hand on Archer’s shoulder, his voice low. “In the infirmary. Chopper and Raya are with him, doing all they can.”

Without another word, Archer tore away from them, sprinting down the ruined corridors, his vision narrowing until all he saw was the path ahead. He didn’t care about the blood on his hands or the wounds screaming across his own body. He had to get to Rosinante. He had to be okay.

Bursting through the infirmary doors, Archer’s heart clenched as his eyes landed on Rosinante lying still on the bed, covered in blood. His skin was ghostly pale, his breaths so shallow they were almost invisible. Chopper worked tirelessly beside him, hands steady but his expression grim. Raya was at the bedside, her eyes red and wet, whispering quiet words to herself.

Archer staggered forward, his legs threatening to give way. He dropped to his knees by the bed, his hand trembling as he reached for Rosinante’s, squeezing it tight, desperate for any hint of warmth or response.

“Rosi…” His voice was barely a whisper, raw and broken. He searched Rosinante’s face, clinging to the hope that he’d open his eyes, give him one of those reassuring smiles, laugh and tell him not to worry.

But Rosinante remained still, his chest rising in faint, uneven breaths. The silence pressed down on Archer, a cold, suffocating weight.

“Tell me he’s going to be okay,” he whispered, barely holding back the panic clawing up his throat as he turned to Chopper, his voice both pleading and commanding.

Chopper looked up, his own face clouded with worry. “We’re doing everything we can. He fought hard, and he took… a lot of damage.”

Archer’s hand tightened around Rosinante’s, unwilling to let go. His own voice shook as he leaned close, his forehead pressed against Rosinante’s blood-stained knuckles.

“You promised me you wouldn’t leave,” he whispered fiercely, his voice laced with both anger and desperation. “You don’t get to break that promise, Rosi. Not now. Not like this.”

The room was silent, but Archer’s heart was a storm, his emotions raging as he clung to the faintest hope that Rosinante would hear him, that he’d come back to him.

 

Chapter 72: Horn

Summary:

Archer waits
And gets kidnapped
And rants
...
Poor Law
Momo
Horns
Tama

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Archer sat by Rosinante’s side, barely aware of the chaos around him. Time felt warped, his thoughts blurring as he clung to Rosinante’s hand, hoping for any sign of life. All he could hear were the faint sounds of groans, shuffling feet, and the occasional call for supplies as Law, Chopper, and Raya moved tirelessly among the injured. The room reeked of blood and antiseptic, and the once-echoing cries of battle had been replaced by a quieter but just as potent kind of suffering.

He remembered Law, disheveled and worn, who had pulled him aside at one point to assure him that Luffy was okay, just utterly drained. Law’s voice had been soft, his gaze heavy, as he’d explained that it would take time. But all Archer could manage was a nod. It was like his brain had paused on the scene in front of him—his husband lying pale and silent, and that cold, unyielding reality that Law couldn’t say when, or even if, Rosinante would open his eyes.

Then there was Luc, clutching him tight, face wet with tears as she whimpered, "When will Papa wake up?" The ache that ripped through Archer’s chest had been almost physical. He had no answer, no promises to offer her. All he could do was hold her, trying to be the anchor she needed when he felt as lost as she did.

Ace, Sabo, and Law were close by, trying to keep things together in their own ways. Ace’s face was set in a way Archer hadn’t seen since he was a boy; Sabo’s silence was deep and somber; and Law, for all his composure, looked like he was carrying the world on his shoulders. Even with their efforts, Archer could tell they were scared. They were all scared.

Since Archer, Rosinante, Raya, and Giles were unable to represent the Silence in the meetings and discussions unfolding after Kaido’s fall, he’d assigned Ace and Gin to speak on their behalf. The crew needed to keep their presence strong, to make it clear they wouldn’t be swept aside in any plans the victors made. But Archer barely registered the politics of it all. Every part of him was rooted here, to the still, cold body lying on that narrow bed.

The hours slid by, stretching into something unmeasurable. People came and went, murmured words to him or left trays of food untouched beside him. He’d lost track of how many times he’d silently prayed, desperate for Rosinante’s eyes to open, for him to crack some stupid joke or complain about Archer’s messy hair or say something. But all he heard was silence.

As another deep night settled over them, Archer leaned forward, gently brushing his fingers across Rosinante’s forehead. He’d never felt so helpless. This was a man who’d survived impossible odds, who had held him together in moments Archer thought he’d break. Now, Archer didn’t know what he’d do if Rosinante didn’t come back to him. It felt like his world had narrowed to this room, to the slow, steady rise and fall of Rosinante’s breath. It was all he could cling to.

“Wake up, Rosi,” he whispered, voice hoarse with exhaustion and emotion, “please.”

And so, he stayed, hour by hour, his world reduced to the faint heartbeat beneath his fingers, waiting for the only person who’d ever truly completed him to come back.

Then suddenly, one day, out of fucking nowhere, arms sprouted from the floor, grabbing him and pulling him along despite his shouts and desperate yells of, “What the fuck is happening?” The world spun around him, disorienting and surreal. Before he could even begin to process his predicament, he was tossed into a large warm pool, fully clothed in the remnants of his last battle.

Spluttering, Archer pulled his head from the water, water streaming down his face as he brushed it out of his eyes. He blinked to clear his vision and found himself staring at Robin, Nami, Luc, Tama, and Sanji, all standing in the room with arms crossed, looking far too pleased with themselves.

Luc stepped forward, a serious expression etched on her small face. “You’re dirty, dad,” she declared, her tone scolding. “Papa will yell at you for being stinky!”

“What the hell are you talking about Luc?” Archer sputtered, bewildered.

Sanji, leaning against the wall with a smirk, chuckled. “I’d listen to Luc if I were you. You might not like it when Rosinante gets angry.”

“Yeah, and we can’t have that!” Nami chimed in, her voice dripping with mischief. Archer opened his mouth to protest, but the words never came. He felt a mix of pride and irritation at their little intervention.

Before he could voice any of his thoughts, Nami placed a neatly folded bundle of clothes on the floor, her expression serious. “Take a fucking bath, Archer,” she commanded, pointing emphatically at the pile. “And you better come out in clean clothes in fifteen minutes.”

“What? No! You can’t just—” he started, but the women turned on their heels, already walking away.

Archer was left standing there, mouth agape, trapped in a surreal scenario. He felt like a fish out of water—or rather, a man tossed into it. The echoes of laughter lingered in the air, punctuated by the soft splashes of water around him.

“Clean clothes?” he muttered incredulously, looking down at his torn clothes. “I’m not a damn kid!”

But even as he protested, he couldn’t deny the warmth in the pool beckoning him. With a reluctant sigh, he surrendered to the inevitable, reluctantly peeling off his soaked clothes and tossing them aside.

Once submerged in the soothing warmth, he allowed the water to wash over him, his muscles unwinding in its embrace. For a brief moment, he almost felt like a human again, free of the grime and shit from the battle. As he lathered soap over his arms, he couldn’t help but chuckle at the absurdity of the situation.

“I’m a grown man,” he muttered to himself, shaking his head. “And here I am getting forced into a bath by a bunch of kids.”

The time slipped away faster than he anticipated, the warm water lulling him into a state of relaxation. When he finally glanced at the small clock on the wall, he realized he was dangerously close to pushing his luck. Cursing under his breath, he hastily rinsed off, fighting the urge to linger in the calming depths.

After a frantic scrub, he climbed out of the pool, water dripping down his skin as he grabbed the fresh clothes Nami had left for him. He pulled them on quickly, the fabric feeling fresh against his damp body.

 

Archer was still grumbling as he returned to the infirmary, now clean but still flustered. He hurried as fast as he could, eager to get back to his vigil over his husband. The familiar scent of antiseptic and fresh linens enveloped him, but it did little to calm the storm brewing inside him. As he sat down in the chair next to Rosinante’s bed, he couldn’t help but curse and complain about the bath that had been forced upon him.

“Stupid brats, kidnapping me and throwing me into a bath like I’m some kind of filthy animal,” he muttered under his breath, shaking his head in exasperation. He was deep into his rant when suddenly a low, rough voice cut through his complaints.

“What are you yapping about now?”

Archer kept up his rant “Imma tell you what Rosi, those shitty brats” Archer froze, his eyes wide as he turned to see Rosinante awake, a small smile playing on his lips. The sight of his husband, pale but alert, brought a rush of emotions flooding back.

“Rosi!” Archer exclaimed, unable to hide his relief. Without thinking, he surged forward, enveloping Rosinante in a tight hug, burying his face in the crook of his neck.

Rosinante chuckled softly, his arms wrapping around Archer instinctively. “I see you survived your ‘abduction’,” he teased gently, but Archer could hear the underlying warmth in his voice.

Before Archer could reply, the floodgates opened, and he began to cry, tears spilling down his cheeks. “I thought you were…” He couldn't finish the thought, the fear of losing Rosinante still clinging to him like a shadow. “I was so scared.”

Tired, Rosinante settled back against the pillows, his body finally able to relax after everything that had transpired. He turned to Archer, his eyes heavy but curious. “How are the kids? Law, Sabo, Ace, Luffy, and Luc? And the crew—are they okay?”

Archer smiled through his lingering tears, a warmth blooming in his chest at the thought of their family. “They’re all okay. Luffy’s still asleep, though,” he replied, his voice steadier now.

Rosinante nodded, relief washing over him as he took in Archer’s reassuring words. “Good,” he murmured, closing his eyes for a moment to savor the comfort of being back with Archer.

Then, with a small, hesitant voice, Archer asked, “What happened between you, Kidd, Law, and your fight with Big Mom?”

At the mention of the battle, Rosinante’s expression shifted, shadows flickering across his features. He opened his eyes, the memories flooding back, and began recounting the harrowing tale. “We managed to defeat her,” he said, his voice low but steady, “but not before she almost got Law.”

Archer's heart raced at the mention of their son’s name, a mix of fear and pride surging within him. “What do you mean?”

“If I hadn’t pushed Law away at the last second, she would’ve crushed him,” Rosinante explained, his voice strained. “I got her kicked down just in time, but I took the hit. It hurt like hell, but it gave Law and Kidd the opening they needed to finish her off.”

Archer’s eyes widened, his mouth falling open as he processed Rosinante’s bravery.

Before Archer could respond, the door burst open, and in rushed Ace, Law, Sabo, and Luc, their faces alight with joy.

“Papa!” they all shouted in unison, their voices ringing through the infirmary.

The sight of their excited faces filled Rosinante with warmth, and he sat up slightly, a grin spreading across his face despite the fatigue that still lingered. “Hey, everyone!” he greeted, his voice a mixture of relief and joy.

Luc dashed forward, throwing her arms around Rosinante’s neck. “I knew you’d wake up, Papa!”

Sabo and Law and Ace followed suit, wrapping their arms around their father in a tight embrace.

Archer couldn’t help but laugh, feeling the weight of his earlier worries lift as the children swarmed around Rosinante. “Looks like you have quite the welcoming committee,” he said, his heart swelling at the sight of their family together.

“Yeah, I see that,” Rosinante chuckled, his eyes shining with happiness as he held his children close. “I missed you all so much.”

“I was worried about you!” Law admitted, his voice a mix of concern and relief.

“Me too,” Sabo chimed in, his usual bravado softened by the moment. “But you’re back now, and that’s what matters!”

“Of course I’m back,” Rosinante said, ruffling Law’s hair affectionately. “I’m not going anywhere.”

Even though Rosinante was awake, his recovery proved to be a long, arduous process. Law, had laid it all out for them with a serious look on his face: seven broken ribs, a dislocated shoulder, a fractured leg, and internal bleeding.

Rosinante took the news with his usual good-natured patience, though Archer could see hints of frustration on his face at his limited mobility. Every day, Rosinante did his best to follow Law’s instructions, from resting to doing small exercises for his arm, but progress was understandably slow.

The whole family seemed to rally around him, making sure he was comfortable and taken care of. Yet there was still one more thing everyone was waiting on with bated breath: for Luffy to finally wake up.

“The little brat is taking his damned time,” Archer muttered as he peered into Luffy’s room for what felt like the hundredth time that day. He was still asleep, his chest rising and falling steadily, but his eyes remained shut, as if he were in a world of dreams he wasn’t ready to leave.

As Rosinante rested, their room was often filled with a steady stream of visitors. Each brought their gratitude, curiosity, and their fair share of surprises. Yamato came by first, beaming with gratitude as they thanked Archer and Rosinante for helping take down Kaido. Archer, not one to miss an opportunity for some mischief, grinned and asked Yamato if they wanted the horn he’d managed to rip off Kaido.

Yamato gave a good-natured laugh and shook their head. "Nah, you can keep it, Archer. Think of it as a trophy. I’ve got enough memories of the old man as it is.”

Archer shrugged, looking almost disappointed, but was clearly pleased to keep his unusual souvenir. Not long after, another unexpected visitor showed up—a tall, dark-haired man who strode in with a somber yet familiar air. Archer squinted, trying to place the face until it clicked: this was Momonosuke, somehow now an adult. “What the hell?” Archer muttered to himself, deciding then and there he wouldn’t think too much about it.

Momonosuke, a bit flushed at Archer’s surprise, bowed deeply. “I wanted to thank you both, deeply, for all you’ve done for Wano. You’ve given us a chance for freedom. My father, Oden, always dreamed of this day.”

Archer blinked, looking Momonosuke up and down, before breaking into a grin. “Oden’s son, huh? Then you’ve got some big shoes to fill. Now that you’re all grown up, guess you’ll have to work for it if you wanna earn the right to hug some tits, boy.”

Rosinante smacked him lightly, looking scandalized. “Archer!”

But Archer just chuckled, and Momo flushed deeply, stammering out a formal “thank you” for their help.

“Eh, don’t sweat it,” Archer waved him off. “Removing a shithead like Kaido was worth it.”

Momonosuke nodded earnestly. “Even so, Wano will forever be in your debt.”

As Momo left, Rosinante sighed, shaking his head at his husband’s antics, though there was an amused glint in his eye. “You really don’t know when to quit, do you?”

Archer just gave him a mischievous grin. “Wouldn’t be any fun if I did.”

Just then, a loud, unmistakable yell echoed through the infirmary: “FOOD!”

Archer’s head snapped up, and he felt a surge of relief and amusement all at once. “Well, seems the brat finally woke up,” he muttered, helping Rosinante up and handing him his crutch with a smirk. “Let’s go, old man.”

Rosinante shot him a playful glare but took the crutch gratefully. Together, they made their way to Luffy’s room, where a chaotic scene awaited them. Luffy, evidently starving, was attempting to eat Law’s hat, much to Law’s horror and Sabo’s frantic efforts to pry their little brother off Law.

“Get off me, you lunatic!” Law growled, yanking his hat back as best he could.

Meanwhile, Ace and Luc were rolling on the floor, clutching their sides and laughing so hard they could barely breathe.

Archer chuckled at the scene before reaching into his pocket and pulling out a bread roll. “Oi, Luffy!” he called, tossing the roll with practiced ease. “Catch!”

Like a dog after a treat, Luffy’s attention snapped to the roll, and he immediately abandoned Law, leaping across the room to catch it mid-air. The sight of his youngest son happily chomping down on the bread, oblivious to the havoc he’d caused, brought a wide grin to Archer’s face.

Law let out a sigh of exasperation, adjusting his hat and shooting Archer an appreciative but weary look. “Thanks for the save, Dad.”

Rosinante, leaning against his crutch, chuckled softly, still a bit pale but smiling. “Well, the family feels like itself again.”

Luffy, mid-bite, looked up, crumbs on his face, and grinned wide at Rosinante and Archer. “Papa! Dad! I’m so hungry!”

Archer rolled his eyes, laughing. “Yeah, yeah. C’mere, you little menace. There’s plenty of food if you stop trying to eat your brother!”

 

With Luffy (and Zoro) finally awake, Momonosuke and Kin'emon decided it was time to throw a grand celebration in the Flower Capital. The entire city came alive with the sounds of laughter, music, and the clinking of glasses. Tables were overflowing with food and drink, and everywhere Archer looked, people were dancing, singing, and reveling in their newfound freedom.

Archer and Rosinante had claimed a spot under a cherry tree, enjoying the festivities while watching their kids and crew having the time of their lives. Giles was deep in conversation with his brother, Jinbei—who had officially joined Luffy’s crew—and it was clear the siblings were thrilled to be reunited. Luc and Timble were twirling around with Gin, laughing and grinning. Raya and Penguin had vanished earlier, slipping away to enjoy the evening together in private, and Ace and Sanji were mysteriously missing too. The Heart Pirates and Straw Hats were all mingling, dancing, and celebrating without a care in the world.

As Archer scanned the crowd, he spotted a familiar face—the soldier who had unwittingly helped him, Raya, and Timble escape after they’d burned down that old tavern. A mischievous grin spread across Archer’s face as he turned to Rosinante, leaning in for a soft kiss. “Be right back,” he murmured.

He made his way over to the soldier, who looked at him in shock as he recognized the infamous captain. “Hey,” Archer greeted, giving the man a friendly nod. “Name’s Archer. Figured I owe you an apology.”

The soldier, whose name was Lee, stared in awe, hardly able to believe that the captain of the Roaring Pirates was talking to him. “Apology? But… why?”

Archer chuckled. “For tricking you that day. And to thank you for giving us that horse. But because of that, we managed to free Wano and take down Big Mom and Kaido. Couldn’t have done it without that bit of help.” Then, he reached into his bag and pulled out Kaido’s horn. “Here, take this—my thanks for being a good man.”

Lee took the horn with wide eyes, clearly overwhelmed. “Thank you…” he stammered, clutching the horn like it was the greatest treasure he’d ever received.

Archer gave him a firm pat on the shoulder before heading back to Rosinante under the cherry tree. He sat down, and without a word, pulled his husband into another soft kiss, savoring the moment of peace. When he pulled back, he sighed. “I think we’ve earned ourselves a vacation. A long one.”

Just then, Archer and Rosinante looked up to see Ace bounding over with Tama perched happily on his shoulders, both grinning like they’d just pulled the best prank in the world. Archer chuckled, and Rosinante leaned forward with a curious smile. “What’s going on, you two?”

Ace’s expression shifted, turning uncharacteristically serious as he crouched down. “Are you two really serious about wanting to take Tama with us?” he asked, his voice quiet but full of hope. “You know, like I promised her?”

Archer grinned wide, his eyes lighting up. “Of course, we are! But it all depends—what does Tama want?”

Tama hopped off Ace’s shoulders and walked up to them, her eyes shining with a mixture of excitement and nervousness. “If it’s really okay… I’d like to go with you,” she said softly. “I can cook and clean and do laundry too! I’ll be useful, I swear! I won’t be a bother…”

Hearing those words, Archer’s heart ached. He leaned down and gently lifted her, settling her on his knee so they were eye to eye. “Listen here, Tama,” he said with a warm smile. “If you come with us, you’re family—no work you don’t want to do. Just be you. Though, fair warning, it won’t always be safe. But we’ll always be there for you, okay?”

Rosinante reached out, gently brushing her cheek. “Ace has told us so much about you,” he said, his voice filled with a softness that made Tama’s eyes widen. “Ever since he did, we’ve been hoping to meet you. You’re one of us now, Tama.”

At that, Tama’s face crumpled, and tears welled up in her eyes as she threw her arms around both Archer and Rosinante. “Thank you… Thank you!” she sobbed, clinging to them tightly. Moved by the scene, Ace joined in, wrapping his arms around all three of them in a big, messy, happy embrace.

“Welcome to the family, Tama,” Archer whispered, ruffling her hair as he hugged her close.

Chapter 73: A Crocodile, a Hawke and an idiot.

Summary:

Vacation!
Fuck off
Strip poker?
Tama and Luc speaks the truth
Archer is having fun

Notes:

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As the final hugs were exchanged, Archer felt his chest tighten. Saying goodbye never got easier, no matter how many times they’d done it. He gripped each of the boys tightly—Law, Luffy, and Sabo—patting their backs and murmuring the same words he’d said a hundred times but still meant with every fiber of his being. “Stay safe, all of you. And for fuck sake, use your heads. Call us if you need anything, you hear?”

They nodded, their faces torn between pride and the familiar tug of parting, but Archer could see the determination in their eyes. They’d be alright—he had to believe that, or he’d never get on the ship. With a final wave, he turned back to the Silence, swearing under his breath. “That’s enough of Wano for a good, long time.” His voice held a mix of exhaustion and something else—an itch for what he’d been craving since this chaos began. “Now, I want a proper vacation. Beer, good food, laughter, and, damn it, sex, and lots of it!”

He cast a glance at Rosinante, still bandaged and slightly favoring one leg. “And don’t you even think about trying anything that will hurt your leg, or I’ll tie you to the bed myself.”

Rosinante held up his hands in mock surrender, but a mischievous glint flashed in his eyes. “You wouldn’t dare.”

“Try me,” Archer replied, dead serious, though he couldn’t hide his smirk.

Once onboard, they turned their attention to Tama, who was busy settling in. She’d already found a kindred spirit in Luc, and the two girls were practically glued together, chattering away and braiding each other’s hair. Archer shook his head with a small smile. In less than an hour, Tama had moved into Luc’s room, the pair already looking like inseparable sisters.

Seeing them made him feel a little more settled himself. Archer walked to the helm where Giles was waiting, hands steady on the wheel and a knowing smile on his face.

“Giles,” Archer said, leaning over the railing, “find us an island where we can kick back for a couple of weeks. The kind where no one’s trying to kill us.”

Giles gave a nod, his grin widening as he eyed the horizon. “Aye, Captain. I think I know just the place.”

Archer let out a satisfied exhale as the Silence eased away from Wano’s shores. The promise of rest, peace, and no interruptions hung in the air, and this time, he was determined to make it stick.

 

Giles had truly outdone himself, finding the perfect island retreat. A small village with welcoming locals, nestled against a clear, sparkling beach, awaited them. The villagers had even set them up in a house big enough for the entire crew, right on the water. Archer couldn’t remember the last time he felt this relaxed; it was like they’d stepped into paradise itself.

Days blurred into a blissful routine—mornings spent chasing Luc and Tama down the beach, joining in their games or building lopsided sandcastles. In the afternoons, he’d take on Ace in ridiculous wrestling matches that always ended in fits of laughter, both of them covered in sand and bruises but grinning ear to ear. When the sun dipped low, the entire crew gathered for evening drinks, roaring with laughter and swapping stories, while Gin and Luc worked the grill, filling the air with the mouthwatering smell of sizzling meat.

And the nights… well, those belonged to him and Rosinante. It didn’t matter that Rosi’s leg was still healing; if anything, it brought out a new level of creativity in their late-night rendezvous. Between the warm nights, the quiet waves outside, and the peace they both desperately needed, it felt like the honeymoon they’d never managed to have.

One evening, Archer sat on the porch with Rosinante, watching the stars wink to life above the ocean. He couldn’t help but smile, feeling the weight of endless battles and years of hardship slip away. For the first time in a long time, life felt perfect.

One day, Archer was blissfully stretched out on a sunbed, sunglasses perched on his nose, basking in the warmth. But his peace was soon interrupted by the flapping of wings as a large bird swooped down next to him. In one swift motion, he snatched the note from the bird’s claw and sent it flying up into a tree before Timble could spot it. Last thing he needed was to explain to the crew why their ‘new messenger’ was now on the dinner menu.

Squinting at the note, he muttered a curse and reached out for his reading glasses. “Cross Guild?” he mumbled, making out the list of names. Buggy, Crocodile, Mihawk? The strangest trio he could’ve imagined had apparently teamed up, and now they were inviting the Roaring Pirates to join.

“Raya!” he called, waving the note. She ambled over, raising an eyebrow at his scowl.

“Got a pen?” he asked.

Without missing a beat, she produced a pen from somewhere in her waistband, and he quickly scrawled two words across the invitation: “Fuck off.” Whistling, he snapped his fingers, calling the bird back down and sending it off with his reply.

Satisfied, Archer settled back onto the sunbed, arms behind his head, proud of his work—until a large shadow fell across him. Looking up, he spotted Rosinante standing over him, arms crossed and eyebrow raised.

“What was that about?” Rosi asked with a tilt of his head.

Archer flashed him a smirk. “Some weird invitation from Crocodile, Buggy, and Mihawk to join their little party. Cross Guild.”

Rosi’s eyes narrowed. “And what exactly did you write back?”

“‘Fuck off,’” Archer said, grinning up at him.

Rosinante let out an exasperated sigh, rubbing his forehead. “You’re impossible.”

“Damn right, I am,” Archer laughed, lying back as Rosinante shook his head, barely able to hide his own smile.

 

On their last night the villagers thew a vibrant party under the stars, and the Roaring Pirates had eagerly joined in. Gin and Ace whirled around with Luc and Tama, the girls’ laughter rising above the music as they spun and danced. Not far off, Raya was in the midst of an intense drinking contest with one of the village elders, a sight that left Archer both amused and slightly horrified—there was no telling what that woman would do to win.

Nearby, Giles was fully engrossed in his newfound role with the village band, singing with gusto, and Rosinante was sitting with Timble, playing cards as Nugget nestled comfortably on his head, watching the game like a seasoned card shark.

As for Archer, he was sweating bullets, locked in a brutal poker match with the island’s oldest and shrewdest ladies. The elders had lured him in with sweet smiles and innocent talk, but halfway through the game, he realized they were a pack of stone-faced poker sharks. He looked across the table at their gleeful, knowing smiles, realizing with dread that he might be in over his head.

One of the ladies raised an eyebrow at his hesitation, and he swallowed. They were winning—and big. He felt beads of sweat start to trickle down his neck, and for a terrifying second, he thought he might actually end up in a game of strip poker. The idea of him racing back to the Silence stark naked had him close to folding right then and there.

Thankfully, the husband of one of the ladies stepped in, firmly declaring, “No strip poker!” and saving Archer’s dignity by a thin margin. Relieved, he grinned and leaned back, letting out a sigh, determined to play through the night without risking his wardrobe.

When the game finally wound down, one of the elder ladies leaned over with a mischievous glint in her eye. She reached across the table and pinched Archer's cheek, chuckling as she said, "It’s a shame my old man forbid strip poker, dear. I wouldn’t have minded seeing that fine backside of yours."

Archer felt his cheeks go up in flames, stammering out a laugh as he tried to play it cool. But his attempt was drowned out by the snorts and cackles coming from Rosinante, Gin, Timble, and Ace, all of whom were thoroughly enjoying his plight. Rosinante wiped a tear of laughter from his eye, giving Archer a sympathetic pat on the back that was anything but.

Archer tried to recover, crossing his arms with a smirk and muttering, "You all wish you had a fan club like mine," which only set them all off laughing harder, their amusement echoing into the night.

 

Next day, as they were loading the last of the supplies, Timble came sprinting up the dock, shouting at the top of his lungs that a massive ship was approaching. Archer’s head snapped up, his instincts kicking in as he barked at Timble to grab Nugget and get an aerial view of the situation. Without missing a beat, Timble nodded, scrambled onto Nugget’s back, and shot off into the sky, his figure silhouetted against the morning sun.

Rosinante, meanwhile, was already directing the crew, his steady voice keeping everyone organized as they worked. Archer caught his eye and asked, “What should we do with the girls?” Rosinante paused, calling Giles over. “Keep Luc and Tama behind the rest of the crew,” he instructed. Giles nodded, moving to shepherd the two girls back, shielding them from the approaching ship.

It wasn’t until Archer spotted the unmistakable, garish jolly roger cresting the horizon that his eyes narrowed in irritation. Buggy. That irritating bastard. Apparently, the clown hadn’t gotten the message when Archer sent back his straightforward reply.

Turning to Gin and Ace, Archer smirked, “Alright, find us a big table and chairs for three more—seems Buggy didn’t quite take the hint.”

 

It was a spectacle, alright—a full-on circus spilling from Buggy's ship. Buggy led the way with his usual clownish flair, gesturing wildly as if trying to summon thunder with his arms, trailed by what Archer could only describe as a troupe of misfits. Though, if he was honest, it suited Buggy perfectly. The real shock was seeing Mihawk and Crocodile following behind, managing to look downright regal compared to Buggy’s antics. They cut through the chaos with a level of dignity that made Archer wonder how they could tolerate sharing the same deck with the jester in front of them.

Buggy started up a grand speech, his voice booming as he gestured with those ridiculous arms of his. But halfway through his second sentence, he was cut off by a loud, clear voice from the back.

"Is he an idiot or just stupid?" Tama's innocent question carried over the murmurs of the crew, her little face scrunched up in confusion. Luc, seated beside her on Giles's lap, chimed in as if it was the most natural thing in the world. “Dad says he’s an idiot.” Tama nodded, clearly satisfied with the answer, and Buggy's grandiose monologue ground to a halt. The color in his cheeks clashed spectacularly with his red nose as he glared in their direction, his momentum completely wrecked.

Archer smirked, folding his arms with a wicked gleam in his eye. “Welcome to the Silence, Buggy. Just so you know, the audience has high standards.”

Archer leaned back, casually gesturing to the three empty chairs across from him and Rosinante. "Take a seat, gentlemen," he said, his tone friendly but edged with the unmistakable hint of mischief. Crocodile and Mihawk approached with measured steps, clearly appraising the table of assembled crew and family. Buggy, however, stomped over in his usual huff, his red nose flaring as he muttered something under his breath about "insolent brats."

Ace stood proudly behind Rosinante, keeping an eye on Buggy like he was already sizing him up for trouble. Behind Archer, Raya had her arms folded, smirking with a glint of defiance in her eye. Gin lounged comfortably, with Timble perched on his shoulder and Nugget balanced atop his head, looking on in amusement. Giles sat off to the side, cradling Luc and Tama on his lap, both of them still staring curiously at Buggy. The girls whispered to each other, occasionally casting sidelong glances at the strange trio seated across from their parents.

Archer broke the silence with a grin. "Now then, Buggy, Crocodile, Mihawk—what brings the famous Cross Guild to our door after a note as polite as 'fuck off'?" He kept his tone easy, but the laughter in his voice dared them to bring out whatever business they thought they had. Buggy sputtered indignantly, but Mihawk simply raised a brow, his golden eyes sharp as he watched Archer with cool detachment.

Crocodile exhaled a long, tired sigh, finally breaking the silence. “We’re here to make you an offer, Portgas. Join us, strengthen the Cross Guild, and make it worth your time. Think of the opportunities…” His voice was smooth, persuasive, clearly unbothered by the chaos surrounding them.

Archer leaned forward, a wry grin spreading across his face as he looked each of them in the eye. “Yeah, thanks, but no. Let me be straight with you all.” He pointed at Crocodile first, holding his gaze. “Two of you have taken shots at our son, Luffy. And you, Scarface…” he said, with his finger squarely directed at Crocodile. “You came way too close.”

Crocodile’s expression barely shifted, but there was a slight narrowing of his eyes, as if weighing Archer’s words carefully.

“And you, Big Nose,” Archer continued, turning his gaze to Buggy, who visibly bristled at the nickname. “You almost had him in Loguetown. That puts you both on our shit list. But you—” Archer pointed at Crocodile again, his expression softening, just a fraction, “you managed to redeem yourself somewhat, helping the brat at Marineford. Protecting him.” He gave a nod, one of respect. “That, I can respect.”

Buggy seemed to wilt a little, his initial bluster fading into nervous indignation. Mihawk, meanwhile, just sat there, arms crossed, silently observing. Crocodile’s eyes met Archer’s with a flicker of acknowledgment, maybe even a touch of respect.

Archer’s golden eyes locked onto Mihawk’s with a calculated smirk, watching as the usually unflappable swordsman shifted ever so slightly in his seat. Mihawk’s attempt at remaining stoic didn’t fool Archer for a second—he could see the faintest flicker of unease behind that impassive mask.

“Well, well, no need to get nervous,” Archer said, his smirk turning into a grin as he leaned back in his chair, clearly enjoying the moment. “We’ve got no beef with you, Mihawk. Actually, Lettucehead,” Archer paused, letting the nickname hang in the air, “Zoro speaks highly of you. Though, I gotta admit, I think you’ve got a little bit of a fetish for giving him scars.”

Mihawk’s eyebrow twitched ever so slightly, but he didn’t respond, clearly choosing to stay silent for the moment.

Archer chuckled, leaning in a little closer. “But hey, each man to his own. That’s not my business.” He flashed a playful wink, before dropping a bombshell. “I had a chat with Shanks, too. You know, ‘Shanks the Red’? Funny guy, really. And he’s got a lot of respect for you, Mihawk.”

Mihawk’s posture stiffened just a little, but it wasn’t enough to hide the tiny flush creeping up his neck. Archer, however, wasn’t done.

With a mischievous glint in his eye, Archer leaned back, wiggling his eyebrows. “Oh, and Shanks, uh… he said some interesting things about you. Some very interesting things.”

That did it. Mihawk’s usually composed face turned slightly pink, and for a brief second, Archer swore he saw the swordsman flinch. The usually unflappable Mihawk had been rattled, and Archer reveled in the moment, feeling a sense of satisfaction at the reactions he’d stirred.

“Yeah,” Archer added casually, sitting back and folding his arms. “So, I guess that means we’re all good here, huh?” He grinned, knowing full well that Mihawk would want to change the subject now more than ever.

Rosinante took over the conversation smoothly, his gentle voice cutting through the tension left behind by Archer’s sharp remarks. Archer leaned back, satisfied with his work of poking at their pride, now ready to let his husband steer the ship.

“So,” Rosinante began, his tone soft but serious, “why do you want the Roaring Pirates to join you? And what exactly is the purpose of the Cross Guild?” He folded his arms, looking at each of them in turn, giving them a chance to explain themselves.

Crocodile, who had been silent for a moment, finally spoke up, his voice low and steady. “The purpose of the Cross Guild is simple,” he said, leaning forward slightly. “We’re here to unite under one cause—one purpose. To challenge the World Government, take down the Marines, and make our own rules. We’ve already made bounties on the Admirals—just like the ones they put on us.”

Rosinante raised an eyebrow, clearly interested. Archer, however, couldn’t hold back his laughter. He burst out laughing, leaning forward with a grin that stretched from ear to ear. "Well, that's brilliant! Really brilliant!" he said, looking at Crocodile and Mihawk. “You guys are absolutely genius!”

Crocodile didn’t seem particularly phased by the praise, but Mihawk gave a slight nod, acknowledging the compliment, though his expression remained stoic as ever.

Archer’s gaze shifted briefly to Buggy, who still seemed to be having a hard time keeping up with the conversation. “You, uh,” Archer added, still grinning, “came up with that? Or was that more of a team effort?” He tilted his head, eyes twinkling with amusement. Buggy’s awkward silence only confirmed what Archer already knew: there was no way Buggy had been the mastermind behind the plan.

Buggy, looking a little flustered under the attention, waved his hands dismissively. “Of course I had ideas! I’m the genius behind the Cross Guild!”

Archer just gave him a skeptical glance, snorting in amusement. Rosinante’s soft chuckle interrupted them, and he returned to the more serious tone of the conversation. “So, if you’re trying to take down the World Government and challenge the Marines, what exactly do you need us for? Why should we join your cause?”

Crocodile’s eyes flicked toward Mihawk before turning back to Rosinante. “The Roaring Pirates have the power, the connections, and the resources we need. You’ve got experience, and you’re not afraid to step on the World Government’s toes. We could use you in our plans.”

Mihawk, who had been silent for a while, spoke up now, his voice cold but calm. “If you join us, it’s not just about gaining power. It’s about making a statement. We’re not asking for loyalty or allegiance,” he said, his eyes narrowing slightly. “We’re offering an opportunity to be part of something bigger. Something that can change the world.”

Archer, still processing the offer, glanced at Rosinante, his grin still playing on his lips. “Yeah, well, if nothing else, I can say you’re ambitious. But don’t expect us to just jump on your bandwagon because you made a bounty on the Admirals. It’s gonna take more than that to convince us.”

Rosinante smiled warmly at Mihawk and Crocodile. “We’ll think about it. But we’re not the kind of crew that gets swayed by just anyone. Prove yourselves first.”

Buggy perked up at this, eager to jump in. “That’s right! We’re strong, we’re unstoppable! Cross Guild is the future, baby!”

Archer rolled his eyes, suppressing a laugh. It was clear to him that this group was a mixture of dangerous and ridiculous, and he didn’t know whether to take them seriously or not. But one thing was for sure—if they were planning something as big as they claimed, they were going to need to tread carefully.

“Alright, alright,” Archer said, still smiling. “You’ve got our attention, for now. But don’t make the mistake of thinking we’ll be easy to convince. We'll see where this goes.” He leaned back, glancing at Rosinante. “But just know this—cross us, and we’ll make you regret it.”

Rosinante gave him a soft, approving look, and then returned his attention to the three men at the table. The meeting wasn’t over, but it was clear that whatever happened next, things were about to get a lot more interesting.

 

As the trio turned to leave, Archer’s voice rang out behind them, laced with both amusement and warning.

“We’ll call you if we’ve got any news,” he shouted after them, giving one last look at Buggy’s overly confident stance. “But just to be clear, the Roaring Pirates have NOT joined the Cross Guild. We’ve made an alliance, not a commitment. And since the World Government made Buggy of all people an Emperor of the Sea,” Archer scoffed, “I’m a little skeptical about any of his ideas. So, any communication will go through either Crocodile or Mihawk, understand?”

Archer flashed them a smirk, his golden eyes glinting with knowing amusement. “I’m not blind. We all know why you two didn’t fight Buggy for the leadership. He’s your scapegoat. Don’t think we’re that dumb.”

Buggy shot an indignant look over his shoulder, his expression flaring with anger, but he didn’t dare argue—especially with Mihawk and Crocodile silently watching. Mihawk’s sharp eyes glinted, and Crocodile gave a slight nod, clearly unimpressed but understanding.

“See you around then,” Mihawk said, his voice calm and calculating. He gave a brief nod to Archer, acknowledging the terms of the agreement.

Crocodile, however, didn’t waste any words and simply turned, his cape billowing behind him as he followed Mihawk. Buggy was left behind, fuming with frustration at the lack of acknowledgment for his self-proclaimed importance.

Archer smirked, watching them leave, satisfied that he’d gotten the last word. “Yeah, you three better keep it together,” he muttered under his breath. “Otherwise, you’re gonna regret messing with us.”

Rosinante, having stayed quiet through the exchange, leaned in to whisper in Archer’s ear. “You’re quite the diplomat,” he teased with a grin.

Archer winked, slinging an arm around Rosinante’s shoulder. “I know. But I also know when to make my point clear. And I really know Buggy’s type. They’re just using him as a punching bag.” He chuckled softly, shaking his head. “That idiot doesn’t even realize it.”

The crew, who had been listening from a distance, exchanged amused looks. Some of them, like Ace and Gin, were clearly amused by the spectacle, while others, like Raya and Giles, were already talking about what their next move would be now that they had a little more intel.

Chapter 74: Iron pipes

Summary:

Pipes
Ace is a Brat
Rosinante supports it
Raya is the queen
Drinks
Shanks and co,
Whoop him Luc!
Rosi 1-0 Shanks
A deal

Notes:

Hello again! Sorry for the long wait! Life is crazy right now :)

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The Silence docked at a lively island whose name Archer couldn’t recall—not because it wasn’t memorable, but because he hadn’t listened when Giles announced it earlier. At the time, Archer had been too busy yelling at Ace, who’d decided the best use of an iron pipe was smashing all their crates of food and supplies in a “training demonstration.”

And now here they were, making port to restock on provisions that should’ve lasted another month.

“An iron pipe of all things, Ace? Really?!” Archer had growled earlier as they unloaded the ruined supplies.

Ace, grinning as if he hadn’t a care in the world, shrugged. “Hey, it’s a time-honored tradition, Dad. I’m teaching Luc and Tama the noble art of iron-pipe combat!”

“The what now?” Archer had snapped, pinching the bridge of his nose.

That’s when Tama’s big, sparkling eyes had looked up at him. “What’s the iron pipe gang?” she’d asked, curiosity practically radiating off her.

Ace knelt down to her level, an impish grin on his face. “The Iron Pipe Gang was a gang I made with Sabo and Luffy, when we were kids. We used to fight bandits, wild animals—anything we could find, really—with iron pipes. It’s how we trained to get stronger.”

Luc’s eyes widened, glancing at the battered remnants of the smashed crates. “You fought bandits with pipes?”

Ace nodded solemnly, as if revealing a grand truth. “The first time I picked one up was during a raid on our old home. Bandits attacked, and I almost died in a fire.” His grin softened into something more genuine. “But Dad saved me. He came charging in, transformed into his bear form. I jumped on his back with my pipe and started whacking bandits left and right!”

Tama’s jaw dropped. “Did that really happen?” she asked, turning wide-eyed to Archer.

Luc added, “What about Law? Was he there too?”

Ace chuckled, ruffling her hair. “Nah.”

At this, both girls turned to Archer, their expectant faces making him freeze like a deer in headlights.

He cleared his throat, fumbling for a response. “Uh… well… yeah, that… might’ve happened…”

Might’ve?!” Rosinante interrupted, crossing his arms and shaking his head. “More like did. Dadan told me! And you wonder where Ace gets his reckless tendencies from.”

Archer shot him a look but wisely held his tongue.

Now, as they stepped off the Silence to stock up on fresh supplies, Archer couldn’t help but mutter under his breath about Ace and his bad habits rubbing off on the girls.

The marketplace was bustling, filled with the scent of fresh seafood, tropical fruits, and a faint tang of salt air. Giles, Gin and Raya handled the actual shopping while Rosinante kept an eye on the girls, making sure they didn’t accidentally join a street brawl—or worse, pick up more iron pipes.

Archer, meanwhile, decided to find the nearest tavern. Not because he wanted a drink—though he wouldn’t say no to one—but because it was the furthest place from Ace’s latest antics.

Or so he thought.

As he pushed through the tavern doors, the first thing he saw was Ace standing on a table, holding court with a group of wide-eyed kids, regaling them with tales of the Iron Pipe Gang.

“Oh, for the love of—Ace!”

Ace’s grin widened when he spotted Archer. “Hey, Dad! You should tell them about the time you ripped through a dozen bandits with me on your back!”

Archer’s golden eyes narrowed. “Ace, get down before I rip you off that table.”

The kids stared at Archer with awe, their hero-worship shifting toward him.

“Is it true?” one of them asked. “Did you really fight off bandits with him on your back?”

Archer sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose again. “Yes,” he admitted. “But it was a long time ago, and you shouldn’t go around fighting bandits with iron pipes. Use a sword or something practical.”

“But Dad!” Ace protested. “The iron pipe is a symbol of the gang!”

“Yeah, well, the gang’s retired,” Archer grumbled, grabbing Ace by the arm and pulling him off the table. “C’mon, we’ve got supplies to buy.”

As they left the tavern, Archer caught Rosinante watching them with a faint smile, the girls trailing behind him with their newly acquired wooden practice pipes.

“What did I just say about pipes?!” Archer snapped, glaring at Rosinante, who simply shrugged and said, “Better wood than iron.”

Archer groaned. It was going to be a long day.

 

As they hauled the last of the supplies onto the Silence, Archer stretched his back, muttering something about how it should be Ace who did all the hard work. Just as he considered retreating to his cabin for some peace, a familiar bouncing figure appeared out of the corner of his eye.

Raya.

Her grin was wide and mischievous, the kind that promised trouble just around the corner. Archer instinctively avoided eye contact, knowing full well that if he so much as glanced at her, he'd be dragged into whatever scheme she was concocting.

Unfortunately, Rosinante wasn’t as practiced in dodging Raya’s energy. He sighed, already rubbing his temples as he asked, “What are you up to now?”

Raya’s grin widened as she held up a jingling pouch of berries. “I nicked this right off some stupid fucker who was shitfaced drunk in the tavern!”

Rosinante groaned, dragging a hand down his face. “Raya…”

But Archer, despite himself, burst out laughing. He clapped her on the shoulder, beaming. “That’s my girl! I’m so proud of you!”

Raya puffed up at the praise, while Rosinante shot Archer a disapproving look. “Really?”

“Hey, pirates steal stuff. She’s embracing the lifestyle!” Archer defended, smirking.

Unbothered by the exchange, Raya jingled the pouch triumphantly. “And since I’m feeling generous, I’m treating the whole crew to dinner tonight! We’re celebrating Tama joining us!”

At her announcement, the entire crew broke into cheers.

Tama’s face lit up with excitement, and she grabbed Luc’s hand. “Did you hear that, Luc? A celebration for me!”

Luc raised her wooden pipe like a sword and spun around, prompting Tama to follow suit. The two of them started an impromptu dance, their makeshift weapons swinging wildly.

“Careful with those pipes, you two!” Rosinante called, though his exasperated tone was softened by a small smile.

Archer crossed his arms, watching the scene unfold with a satisfied grin.

Raya slung an arm around his shoulder. “So, Captain,” she teased. “You gonna give a speech for the occasion tonight?”

Archer groaned. “Don’t push your luck, Raya. You’re already treating us, don’t make me do actual work.”

“Fine, fine,” she said with a wink. “But don’t think I won’t have some surprises in store!”

“That’s what I’m afraid of,” he muttered, but there was no real annoyance in his voice.

 

Archer walked hand in hand with Rosinante, who carried Raya on his shoulders like she was a victorious queen parading through her kingdom. Archer had to admit, her antics were oddly charming when she wasn’t directly causing trouble for him.

Behind them, Ace carried Tama on his shoulders, the little girl laughing and pointing at every interesting sight they passed. Gin followed suit with Luc perched on his shoulders, the girl holding her wooden pipe high like a warrior brandishing a weapon.

Giles, carried both Timble and Nugget, the latter snoozing peacefully on his shoulder while Timble excitedly narrated a story about some grand adventure he’d read in a book.

The group reached the tavern Raya had chosen, a lively place right by the market square. Its warm lights spilled out into the street, and the smell of grilled meat and freshly baked bread greeted them at the door. Raya, still on Rosinante’s shoulders, pointed dramatically at the entrance.

“Behold! Tonight, we feast like kings and queens!”

Rosinante chuckled and carefully set her down. “Don’t get too carried away, Raya. Remember, you’re paying.”

She smirked. “Worth every berry!”

The crew filed into the tavern, filling a large corner table that seemed almost too small for their ragtag family. Archer took a seat beside Rosinante, his hand brushing against his husband’s under the table. It was a subtle gesture, but it made him smile.

The food came quickly—steaming platters of roasted meat, bowls of hearty stew, fresh bread, and an assortment of side dishes. Drinks followed soon after, mugs clinking as toasts were made.

Giles, true to his word, stuck to water so he could keep an eye on the girls. Luc and Tama sat beside him, their eyes wide as they listened to the stories being shared around the table.

Ace launched into a tale about a battle he’d fought with Whitebeard’s crew, embellishing the details just enough to make Luc gasp in awe. “And then, just as the ship was about to capsize, I—”

“Fell into the water like an idiot?” Archer interjected with a smirk, earning laughter from the table.

Ace shot him a mock glare. “Anyway, as I was saying…”

Raya leaned back in her chair, laughing at the banter. “You’re all so dramatic. If I told you about my first fight, you’d think I was a legend.”

Rosinante raised an eyebrow. “Oh, do tell.”

She grinned. “Well, there I was, a young, fearless girl, armed with nothing but a broken bottle and my sharp wit…”

As the stories flowed, so did the drinks. The crew laughed and joked, their camaraderie filling the tavern with warmth. Luc and Tama hung on every word, their wooden pipes resting on the table as they listened intently.

Raya had just finished her overly dramatic tale, punctuated with her trademark smirk, when a voice boomed through the tavern, making everyone jump.

“ARCHER! ROSINANTE!”

Archer froze mid-swig of his drink, nearly choking on it. Rosinante turned slowly, his eyebrows raised in surprise. The entire crew swiveled their heads toward the source of the voice.

And there he was—Shanks, in all his red-haired glory, standing in the doorway with that stupidly wide grin plastered on his face. Behind him trailed his equally loud and merry band of misfits, looking like they’d just rolled straight off their ship and into chaos.

“Of course,” Archer muttered, setting his drink down with an exasperated sigh.

But despite his grumbling, a grin tugged at the corner of his mouth. He waved a hand at Shanks and yelled, “Oi! Get your red-haired ass over here, you one-armed bastard!”

Shanks laughed heartily and gestured for his crew to follow. “Make room for the fun, boys!”

Archer immediately snapped his fingers at the bartender, who looked mildly horrified at the prospect of fitting two rowdy pirate crews into one tavern. “Put some tables together!” Archer barked, grinning. “And bring more chairs—and more drinks while you’re at it!”

The bartender grumbled under his breath but obeyed, clearly used to pirates taking over his establishment.

Meanwhile, Giles, scooped Luc and Tama onto his lap without hesitation, shielding them from the inevitable shit that was about to unfold. Timble, perched beside him with Nugget, looked both excited and nervous.

Rosinante leaned toward Archer with a half-smile. “Think we’ll survive this?”

Archer snorted. “Doubt it. But hey, it’ll be memorable.”

Shanks and his crew finally reached their table, and Archer stood up, meeting Shanks halfway with a hearty handshake. “You just couldn’t resist crashing our little family dinner, could you?”

“Crashing?” Shanks laughed. “I’m making it better!

Rosinante stood as well, offering Shanks a more subdued but genuine smile. “It’s been a while, Shanks. Glad to see you’re still in one piece.”

Shanks winked. “Mostly thanks to my crew. You know how it is.”

The tavern’s energy had reached a fever pitch as the Red-Haired Pirates and the Roaring Pirates melded into one chaotic but jovial group. Laughter boomed, mugs clanked, and stories flowed as freely as the drinks.

Shanks leaned back in his chair, nursing a mug of ale, and grinned at Rosinante. “I have to say, what you two pulled at Marineford was nothing short of incredible. Ace owes his life to you.”

Rosinante gave a humble nod, his expression softening. “We’d do anything for our brats. They’re the reason we fight in the first place.”

Shanks smiled, raising his mug in a toast. “To the brats, then.”

“To the brats!” Archer echoed, clinking his mug against Shanks’s with a grin.

As the conversation shifted to Wano, the mood turned a bit more serious. Shanks shared his perspective on the chaos that had unfolded there, while Archer and Rosinante filled him in on the aftermath they had witnessed. When the topic inevitably turned to Luffy, Archer’s face lit up with pride.

“Let me tell you about the crazy thing Luffy pulled against Kaido,” Archer said, leaning forward eagerly. “The kid’s transformation—insane. I’m talking about something straight out of a comic book. He went full-on god mode, laughing in that rubbery, ridiculous way of his while tossing Kaido around like he was a toy.”

Shanks’s eyebrows shot up, and a proud grin spread across his face. “That’s Luffy. He’s always been one for surprises.”

Rosinante chuckled. “Surprises is an understatement. He’s a walking chaos generator.”

Shanks laughed and then tilted his head thoughtfully. “What about your other brats? How are they holding up?”

Archer leaned back in his chair, crossing his arms with a grin. “Law’s doing his usual thing—brooding and cutting people up while acting like he doesn’t need us, even though he totally does. Sabo’s deep into his revolutionary work, trying to make the world a better place. And these two—” he gestured toward Luc and Tama, who were currently clinging to Benn Beckman’s arms as Ace shouted encouragement, trying to distract the man in the middle of an arm-wrestling match. “—we took them in recently. It’s been... lively, to say the least.”

Shanks turned his gaze to the girls, a warm smile spreading across his face. “They’ve got the look of troublemakers already. Expanding the Portgas clan, are we, Archer?”

Archer grinned, puffing out his chest in mock pride. “Damn right I am. The world could use a few more Portgas running around. Keeps things interesting!”

In the background, Ace was shouting, “C’mon, Luc! Tama! Pull harder!” as Benn Beckman, entirely unfazed by the small hands yanking at his arm, raised an eyebrow at Ace. “This is hardly fair, you know,” Benn drawled, his voice calm as ever.

“Fair’s for losers!” Ace retorted, slamming his free hand on the table. “They’re just leveling the playing field!”

The room erupted in laughter as Benn effortlessly pinned Ace’s arm down, despite the added “help” from Luc and Tama. Archer shook his head, chuckling. “See what I mean? Chaos generators, every last one of them.”

Shanks laughed, leaning closer. “And you wouldn’t have it any other way.”

Archer raised his mug once more, his golden eyes gleaming with mischief. “Not a chance.”

Then Raya’s voice rang out over the lively chatter, sharp and fiery. “Yasopp, you no-good piece of sea trash! Your son is ten times the man and pirate you’ll ever be! So take those words back!”

The entire tavern went quiet, except for the muffled snickers of Archer and Rosinante’s crew, who had all seen this show before. Yasopp, who had been halfway through his drink, nearly choked, sputtering as he turned to face Raya with wide eyes.

“And don’t even get me started,” she continued, jabbing a finger in his direction. “Usopp lit the damn World Government flag on fire at Enies Lobby! He freed every single one of Sugar’s and Doflamingo’s toys in Dressrosa! And you? What’ve you done lately? Sit there and shoot things while making excuses about not visiting your kid?”

Yasopp opened his mouth to respond, but Raya wasn’t done. “One more word out of that mouth of yours, and I’ll take a hairpin and turn your asshole inside out. Don’t try me!”

The Silence crew, including Archer and Rosinante, didn’t so much as blink. They simply continued drinking, as if Raya threatening bodily harm on someone was the most natural thing in the world. Rosinante even poured himself another glass, raising it slightly in a silent toast to her tenacity.

Shanks, on the other hand, stared at Archer and Rosinante with wide, slightly alarmed eyes. Clearly, he expected them to step in, mediate, or at least try to calm things down. Instead, Archer, noticing Shanks’s look, raised an eyebrow.

“What? Is she lying?” Archer asked casually, tipping his glass toward Shanks.

Shanks hesitated for a moment, glancing between Yasopp—who now looked like he wanted to crawl under the table—and Raya, who was practically radiating righteous fury. Finally, with a sheepish grin, he shook his head. “No. No, she’s not lying.”

“Then why would I stop her?” Archer replied, smirking before taking another long sip of his drink.

Rosinante, not even looking up from his glass, muttered, “If anything, she’s being generous. Usopp’s done more in a couple of years than Yasopp’s done in decades.”

The entire table burst into laughter, except for Yasopp, who groaned, burying his face in his hands as Raya crossed her arms and gave him a triumphant smirk. Shanks, finally relaxing, leaned back in his chair and shook his head, chuckling.

“Your crew’s something else, Archer,” Shanks said, lifting his mug in a toast.

“Damn right they are,” Archer replied, clinking his mug against Shanks’s with a grin. “Wouldn’t trade ‘em for the world.”

Rosinante, the responsible one—or at least the one who tried to keep a semblance of order—leaned forward and gestured toward Giles. “Take the girls back to the Silence, would you? They’re tired.”

Giles nodded, his usual gentle smile in place as he scooped up Luc and Tama, who were rubbing their sleepy eyes but still clutching their beloved wooden pipes. “Come on, little warriors,” Giles said softly, balancing both girls easily in his large arms.

But just as they passed Yasopp on their way out, Luc, in a final act of defiance—or perhaps just for the fun of it—raised her wooden pipe and wacked him on the head with surprising precision.

Thunk!

Yasopp yelped, clutching his head as the entire tavern fell silent for a moment, the tension broken only by Ace’s voice, triumphant and full of laughter. “The Iron Pipe Gang is back in business!”

The room erupted in laughter, with even Shanks wheezing as he clutched his stomach. Yasopp glared at Archer, but Archer only groaned, rubbing his temples like a man who had endured far too much nonsense in one evening.

He turned to Rosinante, who was trying—and failing—not to laugh, and jabbed him in the chest. “This is your fault, Rosi. You’re the one who bought them those damn pipes. And you’re the one who listens to Ace’s crazy ideas!”

Rosinante raised his hands in mock surrender, a grin tugging at his lips. “Hey, I thought it would be cute. And Ace said it was a noble tradition!”

Archer rolled his eyes, muttering under his breath, “Noble tradition, my ass.” He slumped back in his chair, but not without a hint of a grin as the chaos around him settled into laughter and storytelling once more.

Meanwhile, Giles exited the tavern, shaking his head but smiling as Luc and Tama giggled in his arms, both now whispering plans for their next Iron Pipe Gang adventure.

Rosinante leaned forward with a grin, directing his question to Shanks. “So, what’s your latest adventure? What have you been up to?”

Shanks, always ready with a story, took a sip of his drink and began. “Well, there was this red-haired kid who challenged me recently. Cocky little thing—thought he could take me on. Didn’t end well for him, though. I took his arm in the fight.” He paused, his lips quirking in amusement. “Weird kid, though. Had no eyebrows.”

Archer and Rosinante exchanged looks, identical groans escaping them simultaneously. “Oh, for the love of—Kidd,” they said in unison.

Shanks raised an eyebrow, curiosity piqued. “You know him?”

Before Archer could reply, Raya jumped in with her signature grin. “Oh, they know him real well. Kidd has hit on Archer so many times that I’m surprised Rosi hasn’t developed a permanent twitch in his eye!”

At that, Shanks erupted into laughter, loud and boisterous. “No way!”

Archer rolled his eyes, but he couldn’t stop a small smirk from forming. “Yeah, it’s true. There was this one time,” Archer began, rubbing the back of his neck, “Kidd told me my ‘golden hair belonged on his pillow... along with the rest of me.’” He shuddered, a mixture of disgust and exasperation on his face.

Shanks almost fell out of his chair laughing, tears forming in his eyes. “Oh, Kidd said that? That’s rich!” He wiped his face, grinning at Archer. “I have to say, though—I agree with him. You’ve got very pretty hair, Archer. I wouldn’t mind it on my pillow either,” he added, wiggling his eyebrows playfully.

Archer groaned and reached for his drink, muttering, “For crying out loud.”

Rosinante, with a glint in his eye, grinned and leaned forward. “Speaking of hair,” he said, his voice deceptively casual, “we recently had a meeting with Mihawk.”

The effect was instantaneous. Shanks’ laughter died in his throat, and his face turned an interesting shade of pink. “W-With Mihawk?” he stammered, his confident demeanor cracking like cheap porcelain.

“Oh yes,” Rosinante continued smoothly, clearly enjoying himself. “He sends his regards, by the way. Though I think you’re overdue for a... personal visit, wouldn’t you say?”

Shanks fumbled for his drink, avoiding eye contact as his crew snickered behind him. “Uh, well, you know... Mihawk and I—we’re, uh, busy. Separate schedules and all.”

Archer smirked, leaning back in his chair. “Right. Totally believable.”

The room burst into laughter again, with Shanks burying his face in his hands and muttering something about meddling pirates.

Lucky Roux, who had been quietly listening to the conversation, suddenly leaned over the table with a mischievous grin. "So, Archer," he called out, his voice carrying across the room, "Did you get Kidd to back off?"

Archer, ever the confident one, flashed a wide grin. "Nope, but Rosinante did."

That caught everyone’s attention. Benn Beckman, ever the skeptic, raised an eyebrow. "Oh? And how exactly did he manage that?"

Archer began to explain, a knowing smirk tugging at his lips. "Well, Kidd had been following us for a while, lurking in the woods, watching us. We were getting fed up with his little games when Rosinante decided it was time to—"

Before Archer could finish, Rosinante’s hand shot out to cover his mouth, effectively silencing him. The entire table went silent for a split second as Rosinante looked at Archer, an eyebrow raised in mock disapproval.

“Don’t,” Rosinante said, his tone both stern and playful. “Let’s just say, Kidd will no longer be a problem for us. That’s all you need to know.”

There was a pause, and then, without missing a beat, the whole room erupted in laughter. Shanks nearly choked on his drink, Lucky Roux slapped the table in amusement, and Benn gave Rosinante an approving nod, clearly impressed.

Archer, a little flustered, could only sit back, his golden eyes narrowing playfully at Rosinante. "You know, you could’ve let me finish. I was getting to the good part!"

Rosinante just grinned, looking far too pleased with himself. "Some things are better left unsaid, love."

Shanks leaned back in his seat, wiping a bit of ale from his chin as he grinned at the duo. "So what's next for you two?" he asked, his voice laced with curiosity and intrigue. "What are you aiming for now?"

Archer and Rosinante exchanged a quick glance, their eyes meeting in silent understanding. Archer, ever the bold one, spoke first. "We’ve made an alliance with the Cross Guild," he said, his voice steady. "And now, we've got a few names to cross off our list."

Shanks raised an eyebrow, a bit of concern flickering in his eyes as he leaned forward. "And who exactly are these names?"

Archer grinned, leaning forward on the table as he began to rattle off the names, one by one. "Akainu," he began, his golden eyes gleaming with a dangerous fire. "Blackbeard, Sengoku, and some holy knight named Figarland."

At the mention of Figarland, Shanks raised an eyebrow, a surprised chuckle escaping him. "Figarland? Why him? He’s just another knight in the Celestial Dragons’ pocket, isn’t he?"

Rosinante’s expression darkened slightly, his arms crossing as he leaned back in his chair. "It's personal," he said quietly. "You see, my uncle, Mjosgard, he fought against the Celestial Dragons. He opposed them in every way he could. And this Figarland... he executed Mjosgard. That’s why he's on our list."

The air in the room seemed to grow a little heavier, the weight of Rosinante’s words sinking in. Archer’s smile turned darker, a predatory edge to it. "That’s right," he added, his voice cold. "Mjosgard was family, and this Figarland will pay for what he did. Along with Blackbeard, for what he did to Ace. That’s a blood feud, ones we intend to finish."

Shanks, who had been listening intently, nodded solemnly. "I see," he said quietly. "And when it comes to Blackbeard... we’ll help you. We’ve got our own reasons for going after him."

Archer’s grin stretched wider at that, his eyes glinting with satisfaction. "An alliance with the Red-Haired Pirates? Now that sounds like it could be something special."

Chapter 75: To poke a bear

Summary:

Teaching how to cheat
Booty call
Koala
Murder room of doom
New generation
Can I get an adult please?
Dry sand
Am i lying?
Steamy

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Archer leaned back in his chair, the smug grin on his face widening as Luc and Tama groaned in frustration. The girls tossed their cards onto the table, their expressions a mix of irritation and begrudging respect. Across from them, Archer casually gathered the deck, shuffling with practiced ease.

Luc crossed her arms and shot him a fiery glare. "You're a cheater dad," she said bluntly, her tone sharp enough to cut glass.

Archer didn’t flinch. If anything, her accusation seemed to fuel his amusement. "Of course I am," he replied, his grin practically dripping with mischief. "That’s the whole point of poker, darling."

Tama piped up, her small face scrunched in confusion. "But isn’t cheating bad, Dad?"

Archer chuckled, ruffling her hair. "Cheating's only bad if you get caught. And that's why we're playing—to teach you how not to get caught. Poker isn’t just about the cards in your hand; it’s about reading your opponents, keeping a straight face, and knowing when to lie your way out of a bad situation."

He leaned forward, his golden eyes gleaming with a mix of humor and something sharper. "You two are smart. Smarter than those knuckleheads I raised before you." He listed them off with a lazy wave of his hand. "Law, Sabo, Ace, Luffy—love them to death, but let’s be real, your brothers are all more brawn than brains. Especially Ace and Luffy."

Luc smirked at that, clearly pleased by the comparison. Tama, however, still looked unconvinced. "But what if we don’t want to cheat?" she asked softly, her gaze dropping to the table.

Archer softened, reaching across the table to take her small hands in his. "Tama," he said gently, "it’s not about wanting to cheat. It’s about knowing how to protect yourself. Life out here isn’t fair. People lie, they scheme, they play dirty. If you don’t know how to play their game, they’ll eat you alive. And I’ll be damned if I let anyone get the better of my girls."

Tama nodded slowly, seeming to understand, though she still looked unsure. Luc, on the other hand, was grinning again, clearly enjoying the idea of outsmarting someone. "So, what you're saying," she began, leaning forward conspiratorially, "is that we need to practice more so we can beat you at your own game?"

Archer barked a laugh, his pride in them unmistakable. "Now you’re getting it, kid. And when that day comes, I’ll be the first to celebrate. But until then..." He shuffled the deck one more time, cutting it with a flourish before dealing the cards. "Another round. Let’s see if you two can bluff your way past me."

Luc and Tama exchanged determined looks, the fire of competition sparking in their eyes. As they picked up their new hands, Archer leaned back again, watching them closely. These girls weren’t just learning poker—they were learning survival, strategy, and a little bit of mischief along the way.

And for Archer, that was all the proof he needed that they’d be just fine.

After the last hand was played and his victory secured, Archer stood up and stretched, watching as Luc and Tama scrambled off the chairs and ran toward the deck. He called after them, “Don’t give Raya too much grief, or she’ll make you pick the locks blindfolded!”

The girls giggled in response, their energy boundless as they disappeared into the sunlight outside. Archer smirked, leaning against the table. Raya might grumble, but she loved the girls and would relish the chance to teach them one of her many dubious but essential skills.

As Archer exhaled, relishing the quiet for a moment, he felt a warm presence behind him—familiar, steady, and comforting. Before he could turn, strong hands rested lightly on his shoulders.

He tilted his head back, golden eyes locking onto Rosinante’s soft gaze. A wide, boyish grin broke across Archer’s face. "You’re sneaky for a guy your size," he teased. "How long have you been lurking back there?"

Rosinante chuckled, the sound low and warm. "Long enough to see you con our girls out of every chip they had. Should I be worried you’re raising little outlaws?"

Archer laughed. "Absolutely. It’s a family tradition, right?"

Rosinante rolled his eyes but couldn’t hold back his smile. He leaned down, one large hand sliding along Archer’s jaw and the other brushing against his neck. Their lips met in a soft, unhurried kiss, a quiet moment amidst the usual bustle of their lives.

When they pulled back, Archer’s grin softened into something more intimate. "You’re in a good mood," he murmured.

Rosinante shrugged, his thumb idly tracing the line of Archer’s cheekbone. "Seeing you with them. Teaching them the important stuff. Makes me love you even more—if that’s even possible."

Archer scoffed playfully, though his cheeks flushed faintly. "Careful, Rosi. Sweet talk like that will make me think you want something."

Rosinante smirked, his voice dropping to a teasing whisper. "Maybe I do."

Archer tilted his head, curiosity sparking in his eyes. "Oh? And what might that be?"

Rosinante leaned down again, brushing a kiss against the corner of Archer’s mouth before murmuring, "I want you to take a break tonight. No schemes, no teaching, no worrying. Just you and me."

Archer raised an eyebrow. "Sounds suspiciously romantic. You feeling okay, big guy?"

Rosinante laughed, ruffling Archer’s hair in retaliation. "Just say yes, you brat."

Archer’s grin widened as he leaned up, stealing one more kiss. "Alright, you’ve convinced me. But only if you’re buying the wine this time."

Rosinante’s laughter followed him as he straightened up, his hand lingering on Archer’s shoulder for a moment longer before they both moved to face the day ahead.

 

Later on, Archer found himself surrounded by his crew in the galley, enjoying one of those rare, carefree lunches that felt like a haven amidst the stormy life they led. The room was alive with laughter. Timble was up on the table, performing an enthusiastic jig while Luc and Tama clapped along, giggling uncontrollably. Even Rosinante was chuckling softly, his big frame shaking with mirth.

Archer, caught up in the warmth of the moment, almost missed the faint ringing of the Den Den Mushi—until Nugget pecked him sharply on the head. “Alright, alright, I hear it!” Archer muttered, rubbing the sore spot.

The room fell silent immediately, the crew’s lighthearted banter replaced by a tense readiness. Archer pulled the receiver toward him, his golden eyes narrowing as he answered.

“Portgas D. Archer speaking.”

The voice on the other end was frantic, almost incoherent. It took Archer a moment to recognize Koala’s panicked rambling. She was speaking so quickly he could barely keep up, but the fragments that slipped through were enough to make his blood run cold.

“Sabo... King Nefertari... dead... Dragon’s furious... Sabo in danger...”

Archer’s jaw clenched as he cut in, his voice calm but firm. “Koala! Stop. Breathe. Now, tell me what’s going on.”

There was a shaky inhale on the other end before Koala continued, her words slightly more measured but still trembling. “The King of Alabasta is dead. Rumor has it that Sabo was the one who did it. And Dragon—Dragon said if it’s true, he won’t forgive him. I don’t know where Sabo is, and I’m scared... I’m scared for him, Archer.”

Archer’s heart pounded in his chest as his mind raced. He glanced at Rosinante, who met his gaze with a calm, steady nod, silently leaving the next steps to him.

“Alright, Koala,” Archer said, his tone a mix of reassurance and determination. “You stay close to whatever information you can get. Keep us updated. We’ll handle Dragon.”

Koala exhaled audibly, her voice softer as she replied, “Thank you, Archer. I’ll keep you in the loop.”

The line went dead. Archer stood slowly, his usual grin replaced by a hard, focused expression. “Rosi, Ace, Raya, with me,” he commanded, his voice leaving no room for argument. He turned to Giles. “Get every map we have of Alabasta, the Grand Line—anything that might give us an edge. Gin, you’re in charge of the girls.”

Giles nodded and immediately began rummaging through their charts and maps. Gin saluted, flashing a quick grin before corralling Luc and Tama, who were already looking worried.

Archer led them down the hall to the small, repurposed cabin that Ace had affectionately dubbed the ‘Who Are We Gonna Kill Today’ Room.

As they took their seats around the table, Archer placed the Den Den Mushi squarely in the center. Its snail eyes blinked lazily, seemingly oblivious to the gravity of the meeting about to take place. Archer leaned back in his chair, his golden eyes landing firmly on Ace.

“Listen closely, Ace,” Archer began, his tone unusually serious. “What’s about to happen is just as important as any battle you’ll ever fight. Watch how I handle these conversations, how I control them, and learn from it.”

Ace raised an eyebrow, a little skeptical but attentive, nonetheless. Before he could reply, Rosinante chimed in, his voice steady and deliberate.

“One day,” Rosinante said, leaning forward slightly to meet Ace’s gaze, “you’re going to be the captain of this ship. And when that happens, Raya will be your vice-captain. The two of you need to know how to wield words as effectively as you wield weapons.”

Raya, who had been lounging casually with her feet propped on the table, straightened up a bit, her purple eyes narrowing with interest.

Rosinante continued, gesturing to the Den Den Mushi. “You could be the strongest person in the world, but without the ability to command respect, manipulate a situation, or even intimidate when necessary, physical strength means nothing. Words can break even the toughest of opponents.”

Archer smirked, leaning forward to rest his elbows on the table. “What Rosi’s trying to say is—watch me work, brats.”

Ace huffed, trying to mask his growing interest behind a shrug. Raya nudged him with her elbow, grinning. “Better pay attention, future captain.”

Rosinante smiled faintly, then added, “Your dad—" he gestured to Archer—"is a master of verbal intimidation. If you’re smart, you’ll learn from him.”

Ace’s freckled face turned thoughtful, his fiery spirit tempered for a moment by the weight of Rosinante’s words. Raya nodded slowly.

Archer clapped his hands together, his grin returning. “Good. Now that we’ve had that heartfelt little pep talk, let’s get to it.”

The room settled into a tense silence as Archer reached out and turned the dial on the Den Den Mushi, preparing to make the call that could very well determine the course of their next steps. Ace and Raya watched him closely, their eyes sharp, ready to absorb every lesson this situation could teach them.

As Archer dialed the number Mihawk had begrudgingly provided, he leaned back in his chair, lighting a cigarette. The soft glow of the flame illuminated his face momentarily before he exhaled a plume of smoke. He watched the Den Den Mushi ring, its snail-like features mimicking a patient expression, though Archer knew better than to expect patience on the other end.

Sure enough, after a few rings, the receiver picked up, and an all-too-familiar, nasal voice barked, “Who the hell is this?”

Archer grimaced and pinched the bridge of his nose. Of all people. “Buggy.” He leaned forward, his tone flat and cutting. “Do me a favor, will you? Get an adult. Preferably Scarface.”

Buggy’s voice rose several octaves, launching into a tirade of curses and indignation. “Who the hell do you think you are, telling me—”

Archer didn’t let him finish. “Buggy,” he interrupted, his voice sharp enough to cut steel. “Hurry up before I hang up and come find you myself. You remember how that ended last time?”

There was a satisfying silence on the other end, followed by muffled grumbling and what sounded like a chair scraping against the floor. After a few moments, a smoother, colder voice took over.

“Who is this?”

Archer took a drag from his cigarette, the ember flaring as he grinned. “It’s Portgas.”

A pause. Then Crocodile’s voice, as dry as the desert sands, replied, “What do you want, Portgas?”

Archer leaned forward, resting his elbows on the table. “I wanted to give you a heads-up. Seems the almighty Dragon’s poked the bear one time too many. There’s a good chance we’re heading for a conflict between the Silence and the Revolutionary Army. Thought you might find that interesting.”

Another pause. This one was longer, more calculated. Finally, Crocodile said, “I see.”

Archer flicked ash from his cigarette onto a plate, his grin widening. “Also, keep an eye out for my second son, Sabo. If you find him, send him our way.”

Crocodile’s voice hardened. “And what’s in it for us?”

Archer chuckled, low and dangerous. “I’ll owe you one.”

The line went silent for a moment before Crocodile let out a dry laugh. “Interesting.”

Before Crocodile could press further, Archer hung up. He leaned back, exhaling smoke and tapping his cigarette against the edge of the plate. The room was silent except for the faint hum of the Den Den Mushi powering down.

Ace broke the quiet first. “That’s it? You just owe him one? What if he wants something crazy later?”

Archer smirked, looking at his son. “That’s the game, kid. You don’t promise anything you can’t deliver, and you don’t give more than you have to. Besides, Crocodile’s smart. He knows what a favor from me is worth.”

Rosinante nodded, his expression unreadable as he leaned against the wall. Raya glanced between them, her sharp eyes glittering with intrigue.

Archer leaned forward again, his elbows resting on the table, his piercing golden eyes locked on Ace and Raya. A faint grin tugged at the corners of his mouth, but it wasn’t his usual playful smirk—it was something sharper, more dangerous. His voice dropped to a low, almost predatory tone.

“That little chat with Crocodile? That was nothing. The next call? That’s where the real fun begins. Pay attention.”

Ace’s brow furrowed, and he leaned in slightly, his curiosity piqued. Raya crossed her arms, her purple eyes narrowing as she studied Archer’s expression. There was something unnerving about that grin—a quiet storm brewing behind it.

Without another word, Archer picked up the receiver again and dialed a new number, his movements slow and deliberate. As the Den Den Mushi began to ring, the tension in the room thickened. Archer sat back in his chair, the eerie smile still plastered on his face as he waited, exuding a patience that felt almost unnatural.

The snail’s features started to morph, taking on the stern and slightly annoyed expression of its recipient. A voice on the other end finally answered, clipped and authoritative.

“This is Dragon.”

Archer’s grin widened, and his voice took on an unsettling calm. “Dragon.”

Archer’s voice was steady, calm, and cold as he spoke into the Den Den Mushi. “Dragon, a whisper has reached me. A whisper about my second son—a kingslayer, they say. A whisper handed to me without proof, followed by a death sentence handed down by the man my son looks up to the most. And all this without so much as an investigation to see if it’s true. That, Dragon, simply will not do.”

The snail mimicked Dragon’s stoic face, but Archer could feel the weight of the silence on the other end. He let it linger for a moment before continuing, his voice dropping to a menacing chill.

“Have you considered the consequences of targeting Sabo? Let me spell them out for you, in case you haven’t.”

Leaning forward, Archer’s golden eyes gleamed like a predator’s.

“First, you will face war with the Roaring Pirates. And you know very well that where we go, the Straw Hats and their Grand Fleet follow. The Heart Pirates will join us, too. And let me tell you something else—you’ve just lost the neutrality of the Cross Guild, because the Silence and the Cross Guild have an alliance. Oh, and just to sweeten the deal, the Red-Haired Pirates have thrown in their lot with us as well.”

He allowed a pause, letting his words sink in before delivering the final blow.

“So, Dragon, is that a risk you’re truly willing to take? Because I promise you, if even a single hair on Sabo’s head is harmed, everything you’ve built—all of it—will burn. And when it does, I will grin in happiness as I light the fuse. The choice, as always, is yours.”

Without waiting for a response, Archer slammed the receiver down with finality. The Den Den Mushi went silent, its features melting back to neutrality.

He turned his attention to Ace and Raya, his sharp gaze locking onto them. “So,” he said, his voice calm again, “what did you learn from that conversation?”

Ace blinked, leaning back in his chair with a mix of awe and trepidation. Raya, her arms still crossed, let out a low whistle.

“Don’t piss you off?” she quipped.

Archer rolled his eyes but couldn’t suppress a small grin. “I’m serious. Ace?”

Ace cleared his throat, sitting straighter. “You didn’t shout, didn’t threaten right away. You had complete control the whole time, made him realize what he’d lose without outright saying you’d destroy him. You gave him a choice that wasn’t really a choice.”

Archer nodded, clearly satisfied. “Exactly. You have to make them see that crossing you costs them more than it could ever gain them. Fear doesn’t come from shouting—it comes from knowing you can smile while you burn their world down.”

Raya smirked. “And here I thought you were all bite.”

Rosinante, who had been silent until now, chuckled softly. “Trust me, he’s got plenty of bite when he needs it. But Ace, Raya—this is the key. Strength alone won’t get you far in this world. Use your words as much as your fists. They’re just as sharp.”

Archer leaned back in his chair, the weight of everything settling on him like a thick fog. He rubbed his forehead, eyes drifting over to the door where Ace and Raya had just left. His thoughts were a whirlwind, but there was one question that kept circling his mind. He let out a long, tired sigh before turning to Rosinante, his voice low and contemplative.

“Do you think Sabo really killed Cobra?”

Rosinante glanced over at him, a thoughtful expression on his face, before giving a small shrug. “Does it matter?” he asked, his tone calm and almost detached.

Archer’s lips curled into a grin, the tension in his chest easing just a little. He shook his head slowly. “No,” he answered, voice steady but with a hint of amusement. “No, it doesn’t. If Sabo really did it, then he had a good reason.”

Rosinante smiled softly, his eyes lingering on Archer. They stood in silence for a moment before Archer took his hand, and together they walked back out onto the deck. The fresh air helped clear his mind, and he found his gaze drifting over to where Gin and Timble were laughing as they played hide and seek with the girls. Their carefree laughter was a stark contrast to the tense conversation that had just unfolded.

Ace and Raya were sitting a little farther off, deep in conversation, their faces serious.

 

Later that night, the soft sounds of waves lapping against the hull of the Silence filled the cabin. Archer stepped out of the shower, the warm steam still hanging in the air around him. He was towel-drying his hair when, in the blink of an eye, Rosinante’s strong hands gripped his shoulders, and with a mischievous grin, he effortlessly lifted Archer off his feet and tossed him onto their bed.

Archer let out a surprised yelp, his body bouncing slightly on the soft mattress. His heart raced as he looked up, half in shock, half in amusement, only to meet Rosinante’s playful gaze. Rosinante stood there, a grin tugging at the corners of his lips, his own body still glistening from the shower. The steam from the room clung to him like an aura, making him look almost ethereal.

“Rosi!” Archer protested, though the playful glint in his eyes betrayed any seriousness. He reached out to grab the towel on the bed, but Rosinante was already leaning over him, blocking his attempt, his hand coming down to gently push Archer back into the mattress.

“You looked so serious tonight, I thought you could use a little distraction,” Rosinante teased, his voice low and warm, filled with the intimacy only they shared.

Archer raised an eyebrow, a smirk curling onto his lips. “A distraction, huh? I thought you’d need one after that Denden call. But I guess you’ve got other things on your mind, don’t you?”

Rosinante leaned down closer, his lips hovering just above Archer’s, his breath warm against his skin. “I always have other things on my mind when it comes to you.”

Before Archer could reply, Rosinante’s lips found his, soft but insistent. The kiss deepened quickly, the weight of their worries and the world outside forgotten for the moment. Everything outside of the two of them faded away, and for a while, all that mattered was the comfort of each other’s presence.

Rosinante’s hands slid down Archer’s damp skin, sending a shiver through him. Archer’s own hands found their way to Rosinante’s shoulders, pulling him closer as their kiss grew more desperate, more intense.

As they paused, breathless, Archer looked up at Rosinante, his expression soft but filled with the affection and trust that had grown between them over the years. “You’re impossible, you know that?”

Rosinante knew exactly how to please his husband. He began by gently caressing Archer's body, his fingers tracing the contours of his chest and stomach, eliciting soft moans of pleasure.

Archer's skin, warm and supple, responded to Rosinante's touch with goosebumps of delight. The older man's hands were skilled, knowing just how to tease and tantalize, building anticipation with every stroke.

As Rosinante's fingers ventured lower, they found Archer's hardening cock, already throbbing with desire. He wrapped his hand around the shaft, stroking it slowly, applying just the right amount of pressure.

Archer's breath hitched as he arched his back, his eyes fluttering shut as waves of pleasure washed over him. Rosinante's touch was exquisite, edging Archer closer and closer to the brink of ecstasy, only to pull back and continue the tantalizing foreplay.

"Please... Rosinante..." Archer whispered, his voice hoarse with need. "I'm so close..." Rosinante's deep, husky chuckle filled the room as he continued to torment Archer with pleasure. "Not yet, my love. I want you begging for it."

He increased the pace of his strokes, his hand moving up and down Archer's length, his thumb swirling over the sensitive head, collecting the pre-cum that glistened there. Archer's body trembled, his muscles tensing as he fought against the overwhelming urge to climax.

Rosinante's control was absolute, his expertise in edging his husband a proof to their deep understanding of each other's desires. As Archer's whimpers grew more desperate, Rosinante abruptly stopped, leaving him on the edge of orgasm, panting and desperate for release.

The older man leaned forward, his lips brushing against Archer's ear, his warm breath sending shivers down the younger man's spine.

Rosinante whispered, his voice a low, seductive growl. "I want you to feel every inch of me inside you before you come." Archer's eyes flew open, his golden gaze meeting Rosinante's intense stare. He knew what was coming next, and the thought of it sent a thrill coursing through his body.

Rosinante was a dominant force in bed, and Archer loved every minute of it. With a swift motion, Rosinante positioned himself behind Archer, who was still lying on his back. He then pulled Archer's legs up and over his shoulders, exposing the younger man's tight, pink hole. Archer's breath caught in his throat as he felt Rosinante's hot breath on his sensitive skin. "You're so beautiful like this, Archer," Rosinante murmured, his voice thick with desire. "So willing and open for me." Archer squirmed, his body aching for penetration, but Rosinante was in no hurry.

He took his time, teasing Archer's entrance with his tongue, licking and probing, driving the younger man wild with need.

Archer's moans filled the cabin, a mixture of pleasure and frustration as he begged for more. "Please, Rosinante, fuck me already!" Archer pleaded, his voice hoarse and raw. Rosinante chuckled, the sound reverberating through Archer's body.

"Patience, my love. I want to savor every moment." With that, he positioned himself at Archer's entrance, his thick, throbbing cock pressing against the tight ring of muscle. Archer's eyes widened as he felt the pressure, his body instinctively clenching around the intrusion.

Rosinante's hands gripped Archer's hips, holding him in place as he slowly began to push inside. Inch by inch, Rosinante claimed Archer's body, his cock stretching and filling the younger man. Archer's breath came in short gasps, his fingernails digging into the sheets as he struggled to accommodate the massive invasion.

Rosinante's eyes were fixed on Archer's face, watching for any signs of discomfort, but all he saw was pure, unadulterated pleasure. "You feel so good, Archer," Rosinante growled, his voice strained as he fought to maintain control. "So tight and warm around me." Archer's response was a throaty moan, his body adjusting to the fullness, his muscles relaxing to accept Rosinante's length.

As the older man bottomed out, Archer let out a long, satisfied sigh, his body trembling with the intensity of the sensation. "Move, please," Archer begged, his voice breathless. "I need more."

Rosinante obliged, pulling out slowly until only the head of his cock remained inside Archer, then thrusting back in with a powerful stroke. Archer's eyes rolled back in his head as he cried out, his body arching off the bed, seeking more friction, more pleasure. Rosinante set a brutal pace, his powerful thighs driving him deep into Archer with each thrust. The bed creaked in protest, the sound of skin slapping against skin filling the cabin as Rosinante brutalized Archer's hole.

The younger man's cries echoed off the wooden walls, a testament to the raw, primal pleasure they were experiencing. Archer's hands gripped the sheets, his knuckles turning white as he struggled to maintain his sanity.

Rosinante's cock felt like it was hitting his prostate with every thrust, sending sparks of pleasure through his body. He was on the edge, teetering between pleasure and pain, his senses overwhelmed by the intensity of the sensations.

"Fuck, yes!" Archer screamed, his voice hoarse and raw. "Harder, Rosinante, fuck me harder!" Rosinante obliged, his hands gripping Archer's hips tightly as he pounded into him mercilessly. The older man's breathing was labored, his body glistening with sweat as he gave himself over to the primal urge to dominate and possess. "You like it rough, don't you?" Rosinante growled, his voice laced with lust.

Archer's response was a series of incoherent moans and pleas, his body moving in perfect rhythm with Rosinante's, meeting each thrust with abandon. The bed creaked and groaned beneath them, the sound of their flesh slapping together a symphony of raw desire. As Rosinante's thrusts became more frenzied, Archer felt his orgasm building, an electric current coursing through his body.

He was close, so close, his entire being focused on the overwhelming pleasure radiating from his core. "I'm gonna come, Rosinante!" Archer cried out, his voice breaking. "Oh fuck, I can't hold it anymore!" Rosinante's response was to reach around and grasp Archer's throbbing cock, stroking it in time with his thrusts.

The dual stimulation was too much for Archer to bear. With a loud, guttural scream, he came, his body convulsing as he shot rope after rope of hot cum onto his stomach and chest.

Rosinante felt Archer's hole clench and spasm around his cock, milking him as he continued to thrust, his own orgasm building to an unbearable peak.

With a final, powerful stroke, he buried himself deep inside Archer and unleashed his own release, filling the younger man with his seed. Both men collapsed onto the bed, their bodies slick with sweat and cum, their breathing ragged and unsteady. Rosinante rolled onto his back, pulling Archer with him, so they lay side by side, their hearts pounding in unison. "That was awesome," Archer whispered, his voice heavy with satisfaction.

"I've never come so hard in my life." Rosinante chuckled, his eyes glinting with mischief. "You ain't seen nothing yet, love. We're just getting started."

Chapter 76: Smoke on the water

Summary:

Feeling it
Tweedle dee and Tweedle dum
Et tu Gin?
Sea Shanty about whores?
Absurd!
Food and flirt
A thank you and a warning
A Penguin in need
V for Vendetta

Notes:

Hello all! Sorry for the slow posting!

Chapter Text

The night was calm, with the soft whisper of waves lapping against the hull of the Silence. The sky above was a blanket of stars, their light reflected in the inky waters below. Archer leaned against the helm, the rough wood steady beneath his hands as he stretched his lower back. A low grumble escaped his lips, half annoyance, half satisfaction.

His body ached, and the dull throb of soreness reminded him of the previous night’s escapades with Rosinante. Five times. He was bruised, marked, and sore in ways that made even standing at the helm a slight challenge. But the smirk playing on his lips betrayed no regret. It had been worth every single moment.

Above him, Raya perched in the crow’s nest, humming softly to herself as she kept watch. Her voice carried faintly on the breeze, a soothing counterpoint to the occasional creak of the ship.

“Something funny up there?” Archer called, his voice low enough not to disturb the rest of the crew.

“Funny? No,” Raya replied, leaning over the edge of the crow’s nest to peer down at him. The moonlight caught her dark hair, and her purple eyes glinted mischievously. “But you’ve been moving like an old man all night, Captain. Something you want to share with the class?”

Archer shot her a glare, though it lacked any real heat. “Watch the horizon, not my posture,” he retorted, rubbing the back of his neck. “That’s what you’re up there for, isn’t it?”

Raya laughed, a melodic sound that drifted down. “Whatever you say, boss. But if you want some salve for whatever Rosinante did to you, just let me know. I’ve got a stash.”

Archer snorted, shaking his head as he turned his gaze back to the sea. “I’m fine, thanks. But if you don’t focus up, you’re scrubbing the deck in the morning.”

She saluted mockingly before disappearing back into the nest. Archer chuckled softly, the banter lifting some of the weight that lingered after yesterday’s tense calls and decisions.

Raya’s voice cut through the cool night air, sharp and urgent. “Captain! Pull your sore ass up here, and fast!”

Archer bit back a groan, his bruises and aching muscles protesting at the idea of climbing up to the crow’s nest. Still, the tone of her voice left no room for argument. Ignoring the soreness, he grabbed hold of the rigging and hoisted himself up, cursing softly under his breath as he climbed.

By the time he reached the top, Raya was waiting for him, a wicked grin on her face as she handed over the spyglass. “See what I see?” she asked, her purple eyes glinting with mischief.

Archer took the spyglass and raised it to his eye, focusing on the ship illuminated faintly by the moonlight. His lips curled into a grin as he recognized the distinct outline of a Marine vessel, the proud insignia on its sails standing out even in the darkness. “Well, well,” he murmured, lowering the spyglass and looking at Raya. “Looks like we’re about to have some fun.”

Raya smirked, clearly on the same wavelength. “So, what’s the plan, Captain?”

Archer’s grin widened, a devious light in his golden eyes. “Feel like making a bet?”

Raya tilted her head, intrigued. “I’m listening.”

“I’ll fetch the instruments. You fetch that sound blaster you ‘borrowed’ from Franky and wake Gin. Drag his lazy ass to the deck. Let’s give the Marines a proper midnight serenade.”

Raya’s laughter echoed through the night as she started her descent. “You’ve got it, Captain. Don’t keep me waiting!”

Archer followed close behind, his sore muscles forgotten in the rush of adrenaline and excitement. The ship creaked beneath him as he landed on the deck, his feet barely making a sound. He headed straight for the storage area where the crew kept their instruments—a collection of mismatched but beloved pieces they’d gathered over the years.

Raya, meanwhile, sprinted across the deck with the kind of energy that only she could muster in the dead of night. She returned a few minutes later, the sound blaster tucked under one arm and Gin grumbling behind her, still rubbing sleep from his eyes.

“You’d better have a good reason for this,” Gin muttered, though his gruff tone was softened by a spark of curiosity.

“Oh, we do,” Raya promised, her smirk as sharp as ever.

Archer returned with a guitar slung over his shoulder and a set of drums tucked under one arm and his beloved violin in the other hand. “Ready to wake up the Marines?” he asked, his grin nearly splitting his face.

Gin groaned, but a faint smile tugged at his lips. “You’re insane, you know that?”

“Absolutely,” Archer replied.

Gin sighed dramatically, taking the guitar from Archer with a resigned expression. “If Rosinante and Giles start yelling at us, I’m telling them this was all your fault.”

Archer smirked, placing his violin on his shoulder and adjusting his grip on the bow. “Fine by me. I’m more than happy to take the credit for our genius.”

Meanwhile, Raya was fiddling with the sound blaster, a gleeful energy radiating from her as she powered it on. The low hum of the device filled the air, its volume promising that no one in the vicinity—not even the deep-sleeping fish at the ocean's bottom—would miss this impromptu performance.

She grabbed the drum and looked at the two men, mischief glinting in her eyes. “We’re playing the whore song,” she declared with a grin that could rival Archer’s in sheer audacity.

Gin rolled his eyes but nodded, already plucking out a few test notes. Archer gave an enthusiastic bow with his violin.

Raya turned to the horizon where the Marine ship loomed, raising the sound blaster’s mic to her lips. Her voice boomed through the still night, loud enough to send seabirds scattering into the dark sky. “HEY, G-5 MARINES! AND THAT SMOKY HOTTIE OF A CAPTAIN OF YOURS! ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?”

For a brief moment, the only response was silence. Then, on the distant Marine ship, lanterns began lighting up, and the faint sound of shouting carried over the waves.

Archer laughed, the kind of laugh that came from the gut and promised absolute chaos. He drew his bow across the strings, the sharp, quick notes setting the tone. “Let’s make it unforgettable!” he shouted.

Gin strummed the opening chords, and Raya’s drumbeat joined in, echoing with a rhythm as bold and unapologetic as the Roaring Pirates themselves. Their music filled the night, a wild and irreverent anthem aimed directly at the Marine ship ahead.

"Let's see if Smokey can keep up," Archer murmured under his breath, grinning as they played.

Raya’s voice cut through the music like a blade, loud and brimming with cheeky energy.

"Well me father often told me when I was just a lass
A Marine's life is very hard, the food is always bad!
But now I've joined some Pirates, I'm a member, not a whore!
And now I've found a whore ain't a whore any more!"

Archer leaned into his violin, his bow dancing across the strings in an upbeat tune that turned the raucous lyrics into a full-blown anthem. Gin matched the tempo on the guitar, smirking as he kept his rhythm steady. Raya hammered out a commanding beat on the drum, her enthusiasm infectious.

"Let's haul on the rope, let's climb up the mast
And if you see the Silent ship it might be your last!
Just get your crew ready for another run-ashore
A whore ain't a whore, ain't a whore anymore!"

Archer took the spotlight with a spirited violin solo, the music soaring high into the night. As if on cue, the sound of laughter erupted behind him. Turning slightly, he saw Ace, Luc, and Tama stumbling onto the deck, their sleepy faces quickly replaced with wide grins as they joined the impromptu party.

The three began clapping and swaying to the beat, Luc hopping around like she’d just discovered her second wind. On the horizon, the Marine ship was a flurry of activity—lanterns swinging wildly as officers shouted orders at the scrambling crew.

Raya launched into the next verse with even more gusto:

"Well Giles at our Helm he says we had it soft
It wasn't like that in his day when he was with Arlong!
We like our beds and sleeping bags, but what's a hammock for?
Swinging from the deckhead, or lying on the floor!"

The crew had fully embraced the spectacle. Even Gin had started tapping his foot in time, his scowl softening into reluctant amusement. Tama danced circles around Ace and Luc, their laughter ringing louder than the music itself.

By now, the Marine ship had drawn closer, the figures on deck more distinct as they pointed toward the Silence. It was hard to tell if their shouting was panic or fury, but it didn’t matter. The Silence was making an impression, and Archer wouldn’t have it any other way.

The song ended with a dramatic crash of Raya’s drum, the echoes lingering in the crisp night air. The cheering and laughter from the crew filled the silence, but it was short-lived.

Out onto the deck stormed Rosinante and Giles, both with matching looks of exasperation, hands firmly planted on their hips. Their sharp eyes scanned the chaos before landing squarely on Archer, Raya, and Gin, the three instigators grinning like mischievous children caught red-handed.

“What the fuck are you doing?” Rosinante demanded, his voice low but commanding.

Giles crossed his arms, glaring. “I’m waiting for a damn good explanation before I throw all of you overboard.”

Archer stepped forward, his grin only widening as he tilted his head up to meet Rosinante’s glare. “We’re pissing off Smokey!” he declared, the sheer delight in his voice leaving no doubt that he considered this a worthy cause.

Raya snickered, and Gin shook his head as if to say, I told you this was all Archer’s idea.

Rosinante groaned, dragging a hand down his face. “I can’t believe I married this man,” he muttered under his breath, but the faint twitch of his lips betrayed his amusement.

 

The Marine ship pulled alongside the Silence, its crew frantically adjusting sails and shouting orders to keep pace. Lanterns illuminated the deck, revealing a disheveled Smoker storming out onto the railing, his trademark scowl etched deep into his face. His chest was bare, and he wore nothing but his sleeping pants, his ever-present cigars clenched between his teeth. Beside him, Tashigi hovered nervously, trying to maintain composure despite the absurdity of the situation.

With a voice like thunder, Smoker bellowed, “What the fuck are you doing, Portgas?!”

Archer leaned casually on the railing of the Silence, violin still in hand, the grin on his face as smug as ever. “We thought you needed a little song, Smokey!”

The declaration earned stifled laughter from the crew, and even Tashigi pressed a hand to her mouth, clearly struggling to maintain her usual stern demeanor.

Smoker lit two cigars simultaneously, the glow from the embers briefly highlighting the dark circles under his eyes. He rubbed his forehead with his free hand, muttering something inaudible but clearly exasperated. Finally, he exhaled a plume of smoke and fixed Archer with a glare.

“You’re an idiot, Portgas,” Smoker growled, though the edge in his voice was softer now.

Archer’s grin widened. “I know you missed me, Smokey!” he called back, his tone dripping with playful mischief.

For a moment, Smoker’s expression froze, caught between disbelief and outrage. Then, to everyone’s surprise, he threw his head back and laughed—a deep, guttural sound that carried across the sea.

The crew fell silent, momentarily stunned, before Archer joined in with his own laughter, a triumphant glint in his golden eyes. The tension in the air evaporated, leaving behind an odd sense of camaraderie between the two ships.

“I should throw you into the brig just for waking me up,” Smoker finally said, his voice still tinged with amusement.

Archer winked. “You’d have to catch me first, and we both know how that’d go.”

Smoker grunted, shaking his head, though there was no mistaking the faint smirk tugging at the corners of his mouth. Tashigi sighed, her face red, clearly wishing for the ground to swallow her whole.

Archer leaned over the railing, his grin mischievous as ever. “So, Smokey,” he called, voice carrying easily over the quiet sea, “what’s a fine man like you and your G-5 hooligans doing out here at this hour? Shouldn’t you be catching some pirates or something?”

Smoker shot him a look that suggested he was catching pirates—these exact ones. Before Smoker could retort, Archer pressed on. “Anyway, care to join us for breakfast? You know, when you’re properly dressed, of course.” Archer finished with a wink, leaning his elbows lazily on the railing.

Smoker barked out a laugh, one of his cigars tilting precariously. “Fine,” he said, smirking. “But only because you’ve got one of the best damn chefs on the Grand Line.”

Tashigi’s face turned an impressive shade of red, her expression caught between scandalized and resigned as she tugged at Smoker’s arm. “We’ll... we’ll go change,” she muttered.

Gin, catching the gist of the conversation, bolted for the galley, calling over his shoulder, “I’ll start on breakfast! Hope they like eggs!”

As Smoker and Tashigi turned to head back to their ship, Archer turned on his heel, only to smack directly into Rosinante’s broad chest. Startled, he glanced up, his sore back momentarily forgotten. His golden eyes met Rosinante’s unimpressed gaze.

Archer plastered on his most charming smile, the kind that usually melted Rosinante’s resolve. Sure enough, his husband sighed, the sternness in his expression softening. Archer grabbed his hand, pulling him aside.

“Oi, Ace!” Archer called, tossing a glance back. “Make sure Luc and Tama get dressed before breakfast, alright?”

Ace gave him a lazy wave of acknowledgment, already in the midst of chasing after the girls, who were gleefully running circles around Gin in the galley.

Once they were out of earshot, Archer turned back to Rosinante and wrapped his arms around him in a firm hug. “You know we owe Smoker, right?” he murmured, resting his chin on Rosinante’s chest. “For saving me back at Punk Hazard... from him.”

Rosinante’s expression darkened at the mention of Doflamingo, but his hand came up to gently stroke Archer’s cheek, his voice soft but steady. “I know. I owe him everything for saving the love of my life.”

Archer felt heat rise to his cheeks, an unusual blush creeping over his face. He opened his mouth to respond but was cut off by a loud, teasing whistle from behind.

“Get a room, lovebirds!” Raya’s voice rang out, followed by Timble’s small, yet booming laughter.

“Don’t be jealous, Raya!” Archer shot back with a grin, though he buried his face in Rosinante’s chest for a moment, muttering something about dramatic crews.

Rosinante chuckled, holding Archer close for another beat before they separated. “Come on,” he said, his hand sliding to Archer’s back, steering him toward the galley.

 

The breakfast table buzzed with laughter and stories, a far cry from the tense standoff the night before. Archer had to admit, Smoker had more of a sense of humor than he’d expected. The normally stoic captain surprised everyone with his dry wit, delivering deadpan one-liners that had the table roaring with laughter. Even Tashigi, who blushed furiously every time Gin offered her another plate of food or refill of juice, seemed to relax, her giggles infectious.

But Archer knew the lighthearted atmosphere couldn’t last. There were things that needed discussing, serious things. As the plates were cleared and everyone began to settle into a post-breakfast haze, Archer stood, tapping the edge of his chair to get the room's attention.

“Alright,” he said, his voice calm but commanding. “Giles, Gin, would you mind keeping the girls busy for a while? Rosi and I need to have a chat with Smoker and Tashigi.”

Giles gave a mock salute. “Aye, aye, captain. Come on, you two,” he said, scooping up Luc and Tama, who squealed in delight as they were whisked away.

Gin nodded, glancing at Archer with a knowing look before disappearing after Giles and the girls.

With the room cleared, Archer motioned for Smoker and Tashigi to follow him and Rosinante to the meeting room. The space was small but tidy, with a sturdy table in the center and chairs on either side. The atmosphere shifted as soon as they entered, the joviality of breakfast replaced by a heavy sense of purpose.

Rosinante was the first to speak, stepping forward and extending his hand to Smoker. His expression was solemn, his voice steady but filled with genuine gratitude.

“Thank you,” Rosinante said simply. “For saving Archer from him.”

Smoker stared at the offered hand for a moment before taking it in a firm shake. His face was serious, his voice low but serious. “No one,” he said, “should ever go through something like that. Ever.”

Archer, standing off to the side, felt his throat tighten. Smoker’s words carried weight, a sincerity that went beyond the moment. He knew Smoker wasn’t just talking about him—he was talking about anyone who’d been victimized, anyone who’d suffered at the hands of someone more powerful.

Tashigi shifted beside Smoker, her gaze flickering between the three men. “I didn’t know,” she said softly, her hands clasped tightly in front of her. “I didn’t know what happened back then.”

Archer stepped forward, resting a hand on Rosinante’s shoulder. “It’s not exactly something I advertise,” he said with a faint smile, trying to lighten the mood. But his eyes were serious as they met hers. “What matters is that Smoker was there when it counted. For that, I’ll always be grateful.”

Rosinante nodded, his arm sliding around Archer’s waist in a silent gesture of solidarity. “And,” Archer continued, turning back to Smoker, “it’s why I wanted to talk to you. We owe you, Smoker. For that day and for standing by what’s right.”

Rosinante's expression darkened as he stepped forward, his voice carrying the weight of urgency. "Smoker," he began, his tone serious. "Something's coming. Something big. The Revolution is on the move, and the next few years are going to be violent—deadly, even." He paused for a moment, ensuring that Smoker and Tashigi were fully focused. "I wanted you to be prepared. It's the least I can do to repay you for saving Archer."

Smoker's face remained stoic, but Archer could see the tension in his posture. "I appreciate that, Rosinante," Smoker replied, his voice low. "I'll keep that in mind." He nodded once, a silent acknowledgment that he understood the gravity of the situation. "But there's something I need to share with you too. Though, I don't know if it'll be useful to you."

Both Archer and Rosinante exchanged a glance. Whatever it was, it sounded important. Archer leaned forward, his curiosity piqued. "What is it?"

Smoker shifted slightly, pulling a piece of paper from his coat and tossing it onto the table. "A report from Sengoku," he said, grimacing at the name, his words laced with a touch of distaste. Both Archer and Rosinante flinched at the mention of the former Fleet Admiral. The tension between them and Sengoku was well-known, but this was something different. Smoker’s next words only added to their unease.

"Blackbeard and his crew have been spotted at a nearby island. They fought another pirate crew, and by all accounts, the other crew lost. The only thing they found was wreckage. It looked like a submarine."

Archer’s blood ran cold at the mention of the word 'submarine.' His heart skipped a beat. Could it be? Was it the Polar Tang? Law? Was their son alright? A rush of thoughts slammed into Archer’s mind, but he couldn’t voice them all. He could only stare at Smoker in shock.

"A submarine?" Rosinante muttered under his breath, as if the very idea was too much to process. His face mirrored Archer's disbelief.

Archer was barely aware of his own breath as he leaned forward, his voice tight with concern. "Smoker... what happened to the crew? Was there anyone alive?"

Smoker met his gaze, his expression unwavering. "We pulled a person out of the water. They’re on board the G5 ship now. But I don't know who it is. Could be someone you know... or someone else entirely."

Archer’s heart pounded in his chest as his mind raced.

"Bring them here," Archer said urgently, his voice firm despite the fear and hope swirling inside him. "Bring them onboard the Silence." His eyes were fixed on Smoker, willing him to understand the gravity of the request.

Smoker gave a nod of agreement, the lines of his face softening slightly. "I’ll make it happen. Tashigi!"

"Tashigi, get the orders to bring the person aboard the Silence immediately," Smoker instructed. Tashigi nodded without hesitation, disappearing down the hall to carry out the task.

Archer exchanged a glance with Rosinante. Their son.

Rosinante’s hand found Archer’s, his grip tight, his face etched with concern and hope in equal measure. "Let’s go meet them," he said quietly.

Archer nodded, his heart thundering in his chest. "Yes. Let's go."

 

Archer’s heart pounded in his chest as he watched Penguin of all people, battered and bruised, stumble onto the deck of the Silence. Raya’s reaction was immediate—she rushed to him, her hands cradling his face as tears welled up in her eyes. “Penguin, what happened? What happened to your crew?” she asked, her voice trembling with a mix of worry and disbelief.

Penguin, despite his wounds, wrapped his arms around Raya, pulling her into a tight, wordless embrace. His body shook, and silent tears fell from his eyes. The sight was enough to make Archer's stomach twist with dread. It was only when they pulled apart that Penguin, voice weak and strained, explained.

"Law... he planned to ambush Blackbeard. But it failed," Penguin said, his voice thick with pain. "The Polar Tang was destroyed... I barely made it out alive. I clung to a piece of wood, but the last time I saw Law... he was on the ground. Blackbeard was standing over him."

A wave of panic washed over Archer. No. This couldn’t be happening. Not Law. He couldn’t be dead. Not after everything. Archer clenched his fists, his mind racing as he tried to process Penguin’s words. He had to believe that Law was still out there. He had to.

Rosinante’s hand found his, grounding him, even as a wave of panic threatened to swallow them both. Rosinante immediately turned to Smoker. “Can you get us the coordinates to the island? We need to get there, now.”

Smoker’s expression was grim, but he nodded without hesitation. “I’ll give them to you. But be careful. Blackbeard won’t let anyone off that island easily.”

Tashigi, who had been quietly listening, nodded in agreement, and the two of them left the Silence to head back to their ship.

Archer barely heard their departure. His mind was too focused on Penguin’s words, on the terrifying thought of losing Law.

“Giles,” Archer barked, turning to their navigator. “Change the course. We’re heading to that island. Now.”

Giles, already looking tense from the gravity of the situation, immediately jumped to action. “Got it!” he called as he adjusted the ship’s course.

Archer then turned back to Penguin, who was looking exhausted, leaning against the railing as Raya gently guided him below deck. Archer went in front of him, his voice soft but firm. “Penguin, you’re more than welcome here on the Silence. We’ll find your crew. We’ll find Law. No matter what it takes.”

Gratitude flickered in Penguin’s eyes, though his body was still shaking. “Thank you big boss” he whispered, his voice hoarse.

Raya led him away, and Archer didn’t have the heart to stop them. He knew they needed time to together. But there was no time to waste. Archer turned to Rosinante, his mind a storm of thoughts, his emotions on the edge of boiling over.

Without thinking, he grabbed Rosinante by the collar of his shirt, pulling him close. His voice dropped to a harsh whisper. “We’re going to find Law, Rosi. We will. And Blackbeard...” Archer’s voice hardened with fury. “He’s going to pay for what he did. For daring to hurt two of our sons. He will die. Slowly. Painfully.”

Rosinante’s eyes softened, and he cupped Archer’s face, leaning down to kiss him. There were no words needed between them. The resolve was clear, a shared promise that nothing—nothing—would stand in their way.

“Let’s go,” Rosinante whispered against Archer’s lips, pulling back just slightly. His grip on Archer tightened, both of them knowing what lay ahead. Archer nodded, determination burning in his chest.

They would find Law. They would find the rest of the Heart Pirates. And Blackbeard? Blackbeard had made a fatal mistake.

 

Chapter 77: Lineage

Summary:

Robin is well, Robin
The D´s
Grandma and Grandpa
How your mother met your father
I forgot okay?
Frozen

Notes:

Happy December and may you all have a happy Christmas!

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Chapter Text

The dining table of the Silence felt unusually somber, the air thick with unspoken fears and lingering uncertainty. Three days. That’s how long it would take to reach the coordinates Smoker had provided. Archer sat at the head of the table, one hand wrapped around a mug of lukewarm tea while the other absently raked through his blond hair. His golden eyes, usually sharp and full of mischief, were dull, weighed down by a million unanswered questions.

Would Law still be there? Would his crew?

Penguin, seated beside Raya, still bore the marks of his ordeal. His bandaged arm rested on the table, and though Raya clung to his other hand for comfort, the pain in his eyes dark. His voice earlier had been filled with hesitant hope, but his words still haunted Archer: “The odds are slim. If anyone’s still there... if they’re even alive...”

Archer sighed, setting his mug down with a soft clink. Across from him, Gin was doing his best to lighten the mood. He passed out freshly baked cookies while Tama distributed small bowls of candied nuts. The effort was valiant, but even Gin’s snacks couldn’t fully lift the crew’s spirits.

The snacks were barely touched.

The Den Den Mushi squawked loudly, snapping Archer out of his thoughts. Without pausing, he grabbed the receiver and barked, “Portgas speaking!” It wasn’t until the other end spoke that he froze.

“Good evening, Archer,” came the calm voice of Robin.

Archer blinked, surprised. “Robin? Is everything alright with Luffy and the Straw Hats?” His voice carried concern, though his curiosity was quickly piqued.

In true Robin fashion, her response was cryptic and unsettling. “Oh, we’re fine—for now. Though, considering the circumstances, survival is never guaranteed.”

The ominous tone sent a shiver through the room. Timble, sitting nearby, let out a yelp and scrambled up Ace’s shoulder, burying himself in Ace’s hair. Ace groaned but didn’t swat him away, muttering, “Robin, you’re gonna give the poor kid nightmares.”

Archer snorted, unable to suppress his grin. “Alright, let’s cut to the chase. What can I help you with?”

Robin wasted no time getting to the point, her voice completely devoid of embarrassment. “I’m interested in your D.”

It was as if time froze. Archer choked on his tea, spluttering and coughing as the statement echoed through the cabin. Gin and Rosinante, seated nearby, moved in perfect synchronization to clap their hands over Luc and Tama’s ears, shielding the two little girls from the growing chaos.

Penguin and Giles sat wide-eyed, staring at the Den Den Mushi as if it had just grown a second head. Across the table, Raya and Ace dissolved into laughter, the latter pounding the table while tears streamed down his face.

Finally regaining his composure, Archer leaned forward, grinning wickedly. “Well, darling, I’m flattered. But as you know, I’m very happily married.” He cast an exaggeratedly loving look at Rosinante, who groaned and muttered, “Not helping, Arch.”

Unfazed, Robin continued, “If you must know, I’ve already spoken to your oldest about his D”

This revelation sent Archer over the edge. He threw his head back and laughed, loud and uninhibited, nearly falling out of his chair. “No way! You told Law you’re interested in his D?”

Robin didn’t skip a beat. “I informed him of my curiosity, yes. He turned quite red and began muttering to himself. His eye twitched for a good five minutes. It was fascinating.”

Archer slapped the table, still laughing uncontrollably. “Oh, hell, Robin. I’d trade Ace just to see Law’s face when you said that!”

Ace shot him a mock glare. “Hey! Don’t put me up for grabs!”

In the background they could hear Sanji yelling at Robin to keep her hands off his man.

Still grinning, Archer wiped a tear from his eye. “Robin, you’ve got to stop. My sides can’t take it!”

The Den Den Mushi crackled again, and Robin’s voice continued, her tone tinged with fascination. “There’s so much mystery surrounding the Will of D,” she said. “After reading so many Poneglyphs, I’m convinced it’s connected to something larger. And, Archer, you’re the oldest person I’ve come across who carries the D in his name, except from Luffy’s grandfather.”

Archer leaned back in his chair, letting out a thoughtful hum. “Huh. What a twist,” he murmured, his curiosity piqued.

Suddenly serious, he asked, “Do you know who else carries the D in their names?”

Robin listed them off matter-of-factly: “Jaguar D. Saul, Law, Princess Vivi,Luffy, and his grandfather and biological father, Gol D. Roger. And then there’s you, Archer, and Ace.”

Archer nodded; his gaze distant as he thought over her list. “Yes, but you’re missing two,” he said, his voice grave. “Teach, Blackbeard, is also a member of the Will of D. And, of course, there’s the old crazy bastard, my maternal uncle, Rocks D. Xebec.”

The room fell into an almost eerie silence at the mention of Xebec’s name. It was as though a shroud of tension settled over them all. Even Robin’s voice was barely a squeak when she asked, “Archer, is Xebec really your uncle?”

Archer sighed, shifting in his seat as he mulled over the question. “Yeah, crazy old bastard.” he said, looking around at the crew.

Rosinante, who had been listening intently, jumped up from his chair at the back of the room. “I’ll get it,” he said quickly, rushing out of the room towards their cabin.

Archer waited for Rosinante to return, all the while his gaze held a far-off look, as though he was mentally sifting through memories long buried. Finally, Rosinante reappeared with an old, weathered box in his arms. He handed it to Archer, who took a deep breath before opening it.

 

Archer’s voice was soft, almost a whisper, as he began to share the story. “Everyone’s heard of Rock D. Xebec and his Rock Pirates—Big Mom, Kaido, Whitebeard, and the like—and how he tried to become the Pirate King. What most people don’t know is that Xebec had a little sister named Lionne.”

He looked over at Ace, his gaze steady. “And Lionne? She was your grandmother, Ace. She is the mother of Rouge and I.”

The room fell silent, absorbing this new revelation.

“Lionne was only seventeen when she ran away from Xebec,” Archer continued, his voice catching with the weight of history. “He was using her to read the Poneglyphs for him, threatening to sell her off to his allies if she ever defied him, his own sister.”

Rosinante reached over, gently squeezing Archer’s hand. Archer gave him a thankful nod before continuing. “So, one dark night, she stowed away on a merchant ship, escaping Xebec’s clutches and beginning a new life.”

Archer’s gaze drifted into the past as he spoke of his mother. “She traveled from island to island, finding work where she could. And one day, while walking along the docks of an island, she saw a man drowning in the sea. Without a second thought, she jumped in and fished him out. Turned out he spotted a pretty rock on the seafloor, but forgot he did not know how to swim”

He paused, a bittersweet smile tugging at his lips. “The man she saved was Portgas D. Hunter— my father, the man she would later marry and have Rouge and me with.”

Archer’s smile widened as he continued the story, reminiscing about his parents. “My mother used to say that my father was a bumbling fool—a constant troublemaker, always picking fights and running his mouth.” He chuckled softly, glancing at Raya who mumbled that he reminded her of someone. Archer winked at her with a sly grin.

“He was rough around the edges,” Archer went on, “but he had a free spirit that she couldn’t resist. She fell in love with him despite his faults—his wild nature, his inability to stay out of trouble.” He looked over at Rosinante, exchanging a knowing smile. Rosinante said “Kind of like someone I know, actually.”

Archer gave a bashful nod, not denying it.

Archer’s expression grew somber as he continued the tale. “But one day, Xebec found them. Lionne was pregnant with Rouge at the time.” His voice softened as he recalled the story. “Dad and Xebec fought—a brutal, no-holds-barred battle. Dad fought to protect his wife and their unborn child. It was a standstill, a true clash of wills.”

Ace grinned at him. “Go gramps!”

Archer’s smile faded slightly as he continued. “But they managed to escape, making their way to Barterilla so mom could give birth to Rouge. Not long after, word reached them that Roger and Garp had finally defeated Xebec, who was still injured after his clash with dad.”

There was a moment of quiet, the weight of history settling over the room. Archer looked around at his crew, each face reflecting a mix of curiosity, disbelief, and admiration for the story that had unfolded.

Archer’s voice softened as he continued the story, his expression a mix of nostalgia and melancholy. “My dad…” He hesitated for a moment, gathering his thoughts. “He was tough, a fighter, just like I am. But in the end, the wounds from that battle with Xebec changed him. According to my mother, he was never quite the same afterward.” Archer paused, looking down at his hands as he spoke.

“He lost an eye and an arm in that fight,” Archer continued, his voice low. “But even with those injuries, he was still a fun father—always getting into trouble, always getting hit over the head by my mom.” Archer smiled wistfully. “But there was something harder in him after that fight.”

Archer leaned back in his chair; his eyes distant as he remembered his parents. “He trained both me and Rouge to fight, to never bow down, no matter what. For him, family was everything. It was the most important thing in the world.” His voice cracked with emotion as he said it.

As Archer leaned back into his chair, he looked up at the crew, his eyes glistening with memories. “After they died…” he began softly, his voice catching slightly, “when I was five, Rouge took over. She raised me on her own, became both my sister and my mother.” He paused, reaching into box and pulling out a worn, tattered photograph.

As Archer passed the photo around to the crew, he watched as each person took it in, their expressions ranging from curiosity to admiration. The photo showed a tall man with a missing eye and an arm. He was broad-shouldered, more built like Ace than Archer, with straight golden hair that gleamed in the light—golden like Archer’s own. His deep blue eye had a hint of mischief. He was muscular and solid, showing a life of fighting and resilience. Beside him stood a woman with long, wavy reddish-brown hair that seemed to catch the light, just as her golden eyes did. She wore a faint smile, her face framed with freckles just like Archer and Ace.

Ace took the picture from Archer’s hands, studying it carefully. After a moment, he looked up at his dad, a mixture of pride and surprise in his eyes. “You’re a mix of both your parents, huh?” he said, his voice tinged with curiosity.

Archer nodded with a small smile. “Yeah,” he agreed. “I take after my dad in some ways—more in personality, I think. But I look more like my mom.”

Ace tilted his head, his expression thoughtful. “Mom definitely looked more like grandpa,” he said, looking back at the photo.

Archer smiled softly. “Yeah,” he said. “She’s got their fire—their determination, their strength. And me? I guess I’m a mix of both in looks, but just like my dad when it comes to personality.”

Archer chuckled, the memory still vivid and amusing to him even after all these years. “Yeah,” he said, his voice a mix of nostalgia and amusement, “when I was nine, Roger’s ship, the Oro Jackson, docked in Barterilla. That guy just waltzed right up to our house, demanding to talk to our mother, wanting her to read some Poneglyphs for him.”

“Rouge told him that she was dead, and to fuck off before she would gut him and feed him to the sea” Archer shook his head, remembering how fiercely protective Rouge had been.

“Roger became smitten by her, and didn’t take no for an answer. He kept hounding her, showing up with flowers, gifts—trying to win her over, I guess,” Archer continued, grinning at the memory. “But Rouge wasn’t having it. And neither was I.”

Ace raised an eyebrow, intrigued. “What happened next?”

“Well,” Archer’s grin widened, “I attacked him. Got right in his face, stabbed him in the shoulder so that he got a big scar,” Archer held up his own hand, mimicking the stab. “Then Rouge came in and decked him right in the face, knocked him out cold.”

The crew around the table exchanged astonished looks, clearly impressed by the story. Gin couldn’t help but ask, “You really attacked the Pirate King and stabbed him?”

Archer nodded proudly. “Yeah, that’s right, the stupid fucker” he said, still grinning. “Rouge and I dragged him over to the nearest pigsty, dumped him there like the idiot he was. And you know what? He deserved it.”

Brook’s voice rang through the DenDen. “I told you all, didn’t I? That Roger was a little upstart!”

The laughter that followed was infectious. Even Ace chuckled, shaking his head in disbelief. “Dad, you’ve always been a troublemaker,” he teased, but there was pride in his eyes as he looked at Archer.

Archer shrugged; his smile fond. “Maybe,” he said. “But it’s part of the family legacy. We Portgas don’t back down from a fight, not for anyone—Pirate King or not.”

Archer’s expression grew more serious as he continued the story. “Somehow, Roger won Rouge over,” he said, his voice low, the words heavy with the weight of memory. “Much to my horror, she fell for him, even after everything.”

The crew listened intently, hanging on every word. Archer’s face hardened; his jaw clenched. “But then, just as suddenly as he came into our lives, he was gone again. No note, no goodbye. Just… gone.”

A pang of bitterness tinged his voice. “Rouge found out she was pregnant with Ace,” Archer said, his gaze distant, lost in the memory. “And that’s when everything went sideways. Word got out that the Pirate King had a lover, and she was pregnant. That’s when the Marines and bounty hunters came sniffing around. Rouge became hunted, and I spent all my time protecting her, knocking out Marines and bounty hunters, dumping them on strangers ship, burning their own, nine years old.”

The crew exchanged wide-eyed looks, astonished at Archer’s childhood.

Archer nodded; his eyes dark with memory. “Rouge somehow managed to stop herself from giving birth for two whole years,” he said, voice filled with a mix of admiration and disbelief. “I still think it was the will of D that kept her going. She wouldn’t let them take her child.”

Ace’s eyes softened, understanding the lengths his mother had gone to protect him. “Must have been hell,” he said quietly.

Archer nodded. “Yeah, it was.” He paused, taking a deep breath before continuing. “Eventually, Roger was captured and executed. Rouge gave birth to Ace— with me helping her. But then Garp came, took Ace away, and the known story began, with me setting out to find Ace. And here we are.”

The crew’s silence was heavy as they absorbed the details of Archer’s past.

Archer had a thoughtful expression as he spoke. “For me,” he began, his voice soft, “the Will of D is about redirecting all the will one person has toward a specific purpose.” He gestured vaguely with his hand as if to encompass the idea. “Like for my deranged uncle, it was to become the Pirate King. For my parents, it was to survive and live happily together. For Rouge, it was to protect Ace at all costs. For me, it’s to protect those I see as family. For Luffy and Law? Well, you’d have to ask them yourself, since my bet for them would be food and emotional denial.”

Robin hummed, listening intently, absorbing each word. When Archer finished, she hesitated for a moment before speaking. “If it’s alright with you,” she said, “I’d like to write down your story and this theory. There’s so much we could learn from it.”

Archer shrugged; his expression softened with a hint of sadness. “Yeah, sure,” he replied. “Go ahead. Maybe it’ll help someone else figure out what this whole Will of D thing is really about.”

With a nod, Robin thanked him and then hung up the Den Den Mushi. Archer got up from the table, stretching wearily. “I’m going to take a nap,” he muttered, his voice rough from the exhaustion of reliving old memories.

As Archer walked away from the table, his boots thudding softly against the wooden floor, Giles’s voice cut through the quiet murmur of the galley. “Hey, Cap,” he called, leaning back in his chair with a curious glint in his eye. “You or your sister ever learn how to read Poneglyphs from your mom?”

Archer paused mid-step, turning slightly to face them. His golden eyes glinted with mischief, and he tapped the side of his nose with his index finger—a gesture that spoke volumes without saying a word. A grin tugged at the corner of his mouth, and without another response, he turned back around, his blond hair swaying as he exited the galley.

The crew sat in stunned silence for a moment before Ace leaned forward, his freckled face full of surprise. “Wait a minute,” he said, looking at Rosinante. “Did you know dad could read Poneglyphs?”

Rosinante raised an eyebrow, clearly as caught off guard as the rest of them. “No,” he admitted, crossing his arms as he leaned back in his chair. “But with your dad, nothing really surprises me anymore.”

The table erupted into speculation, but Archer, now out of earshot, smiled faintly to himself as he reached the cabin door. Secrets, he thought, weren’t always meant to stay buried—but timing was everything.

 

Later that evening, after what Archer swore was the best nap he'd ever had, he found himself on the deck with Rosinante. The two of them sat quietly, hands intertwined as they gazed out over the endless expanse of the sea. The gentle rocking of the ship and the soft sound of the waves created a peaceful backdrop, one that seemed to stretch infinitely into the night.

Rosinante glanced down at Archer, breaking the comfortable silence. “Why didn’t you ever tell me you could read Poneglyphs?” His voice was soft, but the curiosity in his tone was unmistakable.

Archer looked up at him, a small, almost sheepish smile forming on his face. “Because there was never a need for me to read them,” he said simply. “And if it ever got out that I could, we’d all be hunted even more than we already are. Back then, when we were at Dadan’s stronghold... I made a choice to keep it a secret. And after a while, I guess I just forgot about it.”

Rosinante blinked, his golden eyebrows shooting up in disbelief. “You forgot you could read Poneglyphs?” His tone was incredulous, his brown eyes wide.

Archer shrugged, taking a lazy drag of his cigarette. “Between raising the boys and trying to find Law, it just... slipped my mind.”

For a moment, Rosinante just stared at him, his disbelief giving way to a grin. He shook his head and chuckled, leaning down to kiss Archer softly. “Only you could forget something like that,” he murmured against his lips.

Archer grinned, kissing him back. “Well, it’s not exactly something I use every day—”

Before he could finish, a pair of small figures shuffled into view, standing awkwardly in front of them. It was Luc and Tama, their faces guilty and their shoulders slumped like they’d been caught red-handed.

Archer raised an eyebrow, pulling back slightly. “Alright, what did you two do this time?” His tone was laced with both curiosity and resignation, as if bracing himself for whatever chaos they’d unleashed this time.

Tama gently nudged Luc forward, her small hand urging her sister to speak up. Luc shuffled her feet and kept her gaze fixed on the deck, her voice barely audible.

Rosinante leaned forward, his voice soft and reassuring. “Luc, sweetheart, what’s wrong? You can tell us.”

Luc hesitated, biting her lip. “Are all uncles bad? Like dad’s uncle?”

Archer and Rosinante exchanged a worried glance. The question caught them off guard, their minds racing to understand where Luc was going with this. Archer leaned in slightly, his tone gentle but firm. “Why are you asking that, Luc? Did something happen?”

Luc refused to look up, her fingers fidgeting nervously. Tama gave her another nudge, whispering, “Just tell them.”

Taking a shaky breath, Luc finally spoke, her voice trembling. “On the last island... I got a letter. It was from a man who said he’s my uncle. He called himself Uncle Doffy.”

The world seemed to freeze around them. Archer felt his breath catch in his throat, goosebumps prickling along his neck as old memories surged to the forefront of his mind—strings that tore at his skin, a cruel smile, and touches he had fought so hard to forget. The sudden rush of dread was overwhelming, his vision blurring as panic set in.

Without a word, Archer staggered to his feet. His movements were frantic, uncoordinated, as if he couldn’t get away fast enough. He stumbled toward their cabin, his chest tightening with every step. Rosinante called after him, his voice full of worry, but Archer couldn’t stop. He slammed the door behind him and locked himself in the bathroom.

The sound of the shower roared to life, drowning out the pounding in his ears. Archer collapsed onto the cold tiles beneath the spray, his clothes instantly soaked. He pressed his hands against his head, trying to block out the memories, the feelings. But it was no use. Everything came crashing down, and then the darkness swallowed him whole.

 

 

 

Chapter 78: Madness

Summary:

Panic attack
To dry and cry
A letter of madness
Kid version
Ace take charge
Proud dads
Sniffing for clues

Notes:

Please enjoy! :)

Chapter Text

When Archer woke up, the first thing he noticed was the relentless stream of cold water pouring over him. The shower was still running, soaking his clothes and chilling him to the bone. His head throbbed, and his limbs felt leaden, as though they didn’t belong to him. For a long moment, he didn’t know where he was. The world around him was blurred, distant, as if he were watching it through a fogged window. He tried to focus, to piece together the fractured moments leading to this, but his mind refused to cooperate.

His breathing was ragged and shallow, his chest constricting with an unbearable tightness. Instinctively, he remembered Raya’s voice from countless late-night talks: Breathe in slowly, Archer. Count to four. Hold. Exhale. Count again. He tried. It was shaky, unsteady, but he tried. Gradually, the air began to move through his lungs, though the heaviness didn’t fully dissipate.

Then came the noise—a frantic pounding against the door, jarring and insistent. Voices followed, muffled at first but growing louder as he strained to listen. He could hear Rosinante, shouting, his voice a mixture of fear and desperation. “Archer! Archer, open the door!”

Another voice joined in—Ace. “Dad! Please, open up!”

The pounding continued, relentless. Archer tried to move, to respond, but his body felt paralyzed. His throat tightened as he opened his mouth, but no words came out. He couldn’t will himself to stand, couldn’t make his hands reach for the lock. He was trapped, not by the door, but by the crushing weight of his own mind.

Outside, the voices grew more frantic. He heard footsteps and a rustling sound—something metal being handled. Another voice cut through, sharp and commanding. “Move aside!” Raya. Her voice was firm, almost angry, but there was an underlying urgency that sent a shiver down his spine.

A loud clatter followed, and the door suddenly burst open. Archer flinched at the sound but couldn’t lift his head to see who had entered. Water continued to pelt him from above, drumming against his skin like a distant echo of the chaos in his mind.

Before he could register what was happening, Rosinante was there. He dropped to his knees on the wet floor, uncaring of the water soaking his clothes. His hands cradled Archer’s face, gentle yet firm, tilting it upward. “Archer!” Rosinante’s voice was hoarse, strained with emotion. “Look at me. Please, just look at me.”

Archer blinked, his vision swimming as he tried to focus on Rosinante’s face. The sight of him—his wide, terrified eyes, the lines of worry etched deep into his features—was enough to stir something in Archer’s chest. Guilt. Shame. Love. All tangled together in an incomprehensible knot.

“I’m here,” Rosinante whispered, his thumbs brushing against Archer’s damp cheeks. “You’re okay. You’re safe.”

From behind him, Archer could hear Ace’s voice, trembling and unsure. “Is he… is he okay?”

Raya’s voice followed, quieter now but steady. “Give him a moment.”

Archer wanted to say something, to reassure them, but his throat felt raw, his voice lost somewhere deep inside. Instead, he leaned forward, resting his forehead against Rosinante’s chest. The familiar scent of his husband—a mix of tobacco and salt—grounded him, pulling him back to the present.

“I’ve got you,” Rosinante murmured, wrapping his arms around Archer despite the cold water still cascading over them. “I’ve got you.”

When Archer came to again, he found himself sitting in the quiet of their cabin, a thick towel draped over his shoulders and another wrapped around his damp hair. His legs felt shaky, but the sturdy chair beneath him grounded him just enough. Rosinante was kneeling before him, his hands gentle but firm as he dried Archer’s arms and shoulders with deliberate care. Rosinante’s soft voice filled the room, murmuring words that Archer couldn’t quite catch but found soothing nonetheless.

Archer felt his breath slowing, the tightness in his chest easing little by little. He blinked, finally snapping out of the fog of his panic. He focused on the golden light of the setting sun filtering through the porthole, the subtle rocking of the ship, and most importantly, Rosinante’s concerned eyes watching him closely.

Then, like a lightning strike, the memory hit him. Luc and Tama. His girls.

His heart clenched as he remembered his abrupt retreat, the way he’d fled like a wounded animal. He looked up, locking eyes with Rosinante. His voice came out rough, almost breaking. “Luc… Tama… are they okay?”

Rosinante cupped Archer’s cheek, his hand warm and steady against the lingering chill of Archer’s damp skin. His voice was calm, grounding. “They’re with Gin and Timble. They’re safe, I promise.”

Archer exhaled shakily, relief washing over him. But another fear gripped him, twisting his stomach. “Did I scare them?” His voice cracked slightly, the weight of his guilt pressing on him. “Did they… Are they afraid of me?”

Rosinante shook his head, his expression soft but firm. “No, Archer. They weren’t scared of you. They were scared for you.” His voice was filled with conviction, leaving no room for doubt. “They love you.”

The words eased some of the weight in Archer’s chest. He closed his eyes for a moment, letting them sink in. When he opened them again, there was a small, tired smile on his lips. “I’m ashamed of how I reacted,” he admitted quietly, his gaze dropping to his lap.

Rosinante leaned closer, pressing his forehead gently against Archer’s. “There’s nothing to be ashamed of,” he said firmly, his hands holding Archer’s face with all the tenderness in the world.

Archer swallowed hard, the fear in his chest rising like a tide he couldn’t hold back. His voice trembled as he asked, “What… What did it say? The letter… What did he write to Luc?”

Rosinante’s expression shifted immediately. The tenderness in his eyes hardened into something fierce and unyielding. His jaw tightened, the muscles flexing with barely-contained anger. Archer had seen Rosinante angry before, but this was different.

“Do you want to read it yourself?” Rosinante asked, his voice low but steady.

Archer hesitated, the air in the room growing heavier. He didn’t want to see it, didn’t want to let Doflamingo’s poisonous words invade his sanctuary. But he needed to know. He had to protect Luc, and ignorance wouldn’t help him do that. Taking a deep breath, Archer gave a short nod.

Rosinante stood and retrieved the letter from a nearby table, the crumpled paper already showing the signs of his frustration. Along with it, he handed Archer his reading glasses, gently setting them in Archer’s trembling hand.

“Here,” Rosinante said, his voice tight with suppressed emotion. “But… brace yourself.”

Archer slipped on his glasses and unfolded the letter, his hands unsteady. As his eyes scanned the first line, the world seemed to grow colder around him.

 

To my dearest niece, Lucindra,

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Donquixote Doflamingo, though you may call me Uncle Doffy. You may not have heard of me, but I am your uncle—Rosinante's elder brother. That makes you a true Donquixote, a rightful heir to our family’s illustrious and powerful bloodline. Our lineage is one of greatness, strength, and destiny, and I am writing to you because I see that greatness in you, my dear.

It pains me deeply that I cannot meet you in person. You see, Rosinante, your so-called “father”, is the reason I am unjustly imprisoned. He betrayed me, his own brother, and stripped me of everything. But you must know the truth—his betrayal was not merely an act against me. It was an act against your family and the natural order of things.

There’s something else you should know, something Rosinante has surely hidden from you. Archer… the man you call your father… he was mine. Yes, your beloved Archer and I are married, bonded by a love and connection that transcends anything you can imagine. He is my world, my light, my everything. But Rosinante, ever jealous and spiteful, couldn’t stand to see me happy.

Rosinante bewitched Archer, turned him against me, and tore him from my arms. He poisoned Archer’s mind with lies and convinced him to leave me. Then he stole him for himself, claiming him as his own. I love Archer with every fiber of my being, and he was stolen from me. From us.

But here is where you come in, my dear. You have the power to set things right. One day, when you’re ready, you can come to me. Find me. Free me from this prison that Rosinante’s treachery put me in. Together, we can take back what was stolen from me. From us.

You and I, niece, are true Donquixotes. We don’t let anyone take what’s ours. You can help me remove Rosinante from the picture entirely, and we can bring Archer back where he belongs—by my side, as it was always meant to be.

Do not let Rosinante’s lies deceive you. He is not the man you think he is. But you, Lucindra, you are special. You are strong. And I can see it so clearly: you are destined for greatness. Together, we can reclaim what was stolen and ensure that the Donquixote legacy endures.

Think on my words, my dear niece. I will be waiting for the day you are ready to take your place by my side and restore what was taken from me. I have faith in you.

With all my love,
Uncle Doffy

 

The letter slipped from Archer’s hands, fluttering to the floor. He stared ahead, stunned, his mind reeling as if it had been struck by a hammer.

What the hell was this?

His thoughts raced, tangling into a chaotic web. What kind of madness was Doflamingo spinning now? Was he seriously trying to rewrite reality, to paint Archer as his possession, Rosinante as some manipulative mastermind, and Luc as… what? His rightful heir?

The sheer audacity of the letter made Archer’s stomach churn. He clenched his fists, his nails biting into his palms. What had that crazy bastard done to his little girl?

Had this been the only letter Doflamingo sent to Luc? Or were there more? How long had Luc carried this weight alone, confiding only in Tama? The thought of her trying to shoulder this burden, scared and confused, made Archer’s chest ache with both guilt and fury.

Snapping out of his frozen state, he turned to Rosinante, who was watching him intently, his expression a mix of worry and rage. Archer’s voice, when it came, was sharp and urgent.

“Fetch them,” he said, his golden eyes blazing. “Get Luc and Tama. Now.”

Rosinante hesitated for just a moment, perhaps to check if Archer was ready to face the girls so soon after his breakdown. But there was no time to waste. Whatever damage Doflamingo’s twisted words had caused, it needed to be undone. Without a word, Rosinante stood and left the cabin, his long strides echoing down the corridor.

Alone for a moment, Archer ran his hands through his damp hair, his body tense and trembling. He couldn’t let Luc think any of this insanity was true. He couldn’t let her believe, even for a second, that she or Archer belonged to that monster.

Taking a deep breath, Archer whispered to himself, “We fix this. We fix it now.”

Within minutes, the sound of light footsteps filled the hallway. Rosinante returned, ushering Luc and Tama into the room. Both girls looked nervous, Luc clutching Tama’s hand tightly. Archer’s heart ached as he saw the fear and uncertainty in their eyes.

“Come here,” Archer said, his voice softer now, motioning to the bed. He waited as Luc hesitated before climbing up to sit next to him, Tama right beside her. Rosinante stood nearby, his protective presence a comfort.

Archer leaned forward, resting his elbows on his knees to meet Luc at eye level. “I need you to tell me something, sweetheart,” he began, keeping his tone gentle. “Was this the only letter he sent you? Or… were there more?”

Luc swallowed hard, her small hands clutching the fabric of Archer’s shirt. “It was the only one,” she said softly, her voice trembling. “A weird man put it in my backpack on the last island, but… but I didn’t see it until after we’d already left.”

Archer let out a long, shaky sigh, rubbing the back of his head. Relief mixed with frustration. At least there weren’t more letters, but the fact that one had reached her at all… He closed his eyes for a moment, trying to steady himself.

Rosinante climbed onto the bed beside them, gently pulling Tama into his lap. Archer did the same with Luc, holding her close. She felt so small in his arms, and it broke his heart to think of her carrying this fear, even for a short while.

Rosinante cleared his throat, his deep voice steady but weighted with emotion. “Luc, Tama, there’s something you need to know,” he began. “About Doflamingo. About why he sent that letter.”

The girls looked up at him, their wide eyes reflecting both curiosity and apprehension.

Rosinante tightened his hold on Tama protectively, his expression softening despite the tension in his voice. “Doflamingo is… my older brother,” he admitted, the words hanging heavily in the air. “But he’s not like me. He’s… dangerous. Evil. He killed our father when we were kids. After that, he built his own empire and became a Warlord of the Sea. He used people—used kids—in his schemes.”

Tama gasped, her hands gripping Rosinante’s coat. Luc buried her face in Archer’s chest but peeked out to listen.

“I ran away when I was a kid,” Rosinante continued, his voice low but steady. “I became a Marine and worked undercover in his crew. My mission was to stop him and to save the kids he was using. That’s when I met Law.” His gaze softened as he said the name, a faint smile flickering across his lips before it faded.

“What happened then?” Luc asked, her voice barely above a whisper.

Rosinante’s face darkened, his jaw tightening. “Doflamingo found out what I was doing. He caught me trying to save Law and… he shot me. Five times. Left me to die.”

Luc and Tama both gasped, and Archer’s grip on Luc tightened instinctively.

“But Archer…” Rosinante glanced at his husband, a small, grateful smile breaking through his grim expression. “Archer saved me. He got to me in time and carried me out, even when it almost cost him his life.”

Luc looked up at Archer, her brown eyes wide with awe. “You saved him?”

Archer nodded, his lips twitching into a faint smile. “Yeah, love. Drunk as a skunk, but I did it.”

Rosinante’s tone grew heavier as he continued. “Ever since then, Doflamingo has hunted us. He’s done horrible things to your dad. That’s why he reacted the way he did when we heard about the letter. Doflamingo’s words… they can hurt just as much as his actions.”

Luc looked down, her small hands twisting the edge of Archer’s shirt. “Is he still… hunting us?”

“No,” Rosinante said firmly. “He’s in Impel Down now. A prison where the worst criminals go. He can’t hurt us anymore.”

Tama frowned. “But… why would he send a letter now if he’s in prison?”

Rosinante’s jaw tightened, and Archer chimed in, his voice low and dangerous. “Because even locked away, he’s still trying to mess with people’s heads. That’s who he is. A manipulative bastard who thrives on fear.”

Luc looked up at Archer, her lip trembling. “But… he doesn’t own us, right?”

Archer leaned down, cupping her face gently in his hands. “Never,” he said firmly. “You’re my girls. My family. And no one, not him or anyone else, gets to take that away. Understand?”

 

After talking to the girls, Rosinante sent them out to Gin for a late-night snack before bedtime. As soon as he closed the door, Archer’s voice was tight with anger and fear as he demanded, “How the hell was it possible for Doflamingo to write that cursed letter? I cut off both of his hands myself back at Dressrosa!”

Rosinante shook his head, frustration in his voice. “I don’t know, Archer. I have no idea how that letter got to Luc.”

Archer was furious. “Something’s got to be done. We can’t let that bastard keep messing with us.”

He threw open the door, making his way to their conference room to get the Denden Mushi. But someone was already in there, talking with a stern, almost yelling voice. It was Ace.

Stopping outside the door, Archer and Rosinante could hear their son talking to someone through the DenDen Mushi. Ace’s voice was hard, filled with anger. “How the fuck does a prisoner without hands, locked away in maximum security, manage to smuggle a letter out?”

A deep voice on the other end replied, “I’ll look into it. It should have been impossible.”

Ace’s voice was resolute as he said, “I’m counting on you, Smoker.” Then he hung up.

Ace saw his dad and papa standing there, and he sheepishly admitted, “As vice captain of the Silence and your son, I thought I should call Smoker and ask him to look into it so neither of you had to do it. I hope I didn’t overstep?”

Archer and Rosinante rushed forward, hugging him tightly. Rosinante’s voice cracked with pride. “I’m so fucking proud of you!”

Archer clapped Ace on the back. “You did exactly what I would have done.”

Ace hugged them both back, a warm smile on his face.

Archer grabbed Ace’s face, his eyes intense as he looked into his son’s. “You’re gonna be an amazing captain someday,” he said, his voice thick with emotion. “I’m proud of the decision you made.”

Ace’s cheeks flushed slightly, a mixture of gratitude and embarrassment. “Thanks, Dad,” he mumbled, his voice soft.

Together, the three of them made their way into the Galley to let the crew know what had happened and what Ace had discussed with Smoker.

Rosinante turned to Giles. “How long before we reach the island?” he asked. “We need to look for Law and the rest of the Heart Pirates.”

Giles checked his map. “We’ll be there first thing in the morning,” he replied.

Rosinante nodded, then addressed Penguin and Gin who had the night shift. “You two take the watch. Luc and Tama, come with me and Archer.”

Archer and Rosinante tucked the girls into bed, each lying down beside them. Archer settled close to Luc, his arm protectively around her. Rosinante did the same with Tama, a soft smile on his face as he stroked the girl’s hair. They both needed to be close to the girls after such a long and stressful day.

 

The next morning, the crew stood on the beach of the cursed island where Law’s ambush of Blackbeard had gone wrong. Archer took a deep breath, his eyes scanning the desolate shoreline, worried about what they might find.

He turned towards Timble. “Take Nugget,” he instructed in a low, steady voice. “We need you to look for survivors from the sky.”

Timble nodded and mounted Nugget, taking off with the bird to scout from above.

Archer then shifted into his grizzly form, his senses heightened by the transformation. The ground rumbled beneath his paws, but he kept his focus on the task ahead.

Rosinante placed Luc and Tama on Archer’s shoulders, ensuring they wouldn’t run off. “Stay close to Dad and me,” he said gently to the girls. Then he turned to Penguin. “Show them where Law’s confrontation with Blackbeard happened,” he gestured to the crew—Ace, Raya, Giles, and Gin—to follow. “Archer and Penguin will lead the way.”

Archer growled softly, motioning for Penguin to take the lead as they began their trek towards the site of the confrontation. The crew moved cautiously, every step deliberate as they navigated the rocky terrain. Archer’s eyes scanned the surroundings, looking for any sign of struggle or remnants of the fight.

As they approached the area, Archer’s heart raced with anticipation and dread. He hoped against hope that they would find some clue about Law’s fate. Each step felt heavier, each breath deeper with the weight of the situation.

 

Chapter 79: Voices from the past part 1

Summary:

Looking
Stupid forrest
Burn it all
Family
Tears
Warning

Chapter Text

Archer sniffed the air, his heightened senses searching desperately for a clue—anything that could lead them to Law or at least some of his crew. The island reeked of salt, decay, and burnt wood, making it difficult to isolate any one scent. Too many days—possibly weeks—had passed since Law’s ill-fated battle with Teach. Archer refused to call the man "Blackbeard"; that bastard didn’t deserve the dignity of a moniker.

Penguin trudged ahead, his footsteps heavy and deliberate. His usual confidence was absent, his shoulders slumped under the weight of what had transpired here. Finally, Penguin stopped, his posture utterly defeated. He pointed at the jagged rocks near the water’s edge and spoke quietly, his voice thick with emotion.

“This... this is where I last saw him,” Penguin said, glancing at Archer, who still stood in his bear form. “Before the ocean took me.”

Archer growled low, his claws scraping the rocky ground in frustration. He didn’t respond; there was nothing to say that could change what had already happened. Moments later, Rosinante and the rest of the crew caught up. Seeing the tension in Penguin’s frame and the fury radiating from Archer’s massive form, Rosinante quickly took charge.

“Spread out,” Rosinante ordered, his voice calm but firm. “Look for anything—clues, belongings... or bodies.” His throat tightened at the last word, but he pressed on. “We need to know what happened here.”

The crew fanned out without hesitation. Ace, his jaw tight, moved towards the shoreline, scanning for any sign of debris. Raya and Giles headed towards the cliffs, while Gin took a path that curved through the jagged terrain. Rosinante crouched by the waterline, running his fingers through the sand and rocks, searching for something—anything—that might tell them where Law had gone.

Archer sniffed again, his massive snout close to the ground. This time, he caught it: a faint scent, something unfamiliar yet undeniably human. His ears perked up as the trail veered away from the shoreline and led inland.

“Got something,” Archer rumbled, his voice deep and guttural in his bear form. He didn’t wait for a response, turning toward the faint scent and padding forward on massive paws.

Rosinante straightened, calling after him. “Archer? What is it?”

“Not sure,” Archer replied without looking back. “But I’m following it.”

Rosinante nodded, signaling to the others. “Stay sharp! Archer might’ve found something.”

Archer’s heart pounded as he followed the trail, every instinct on high alert. If there was even the smallest chance that this scent could lead to Law or his crew, he would not let it slip through his claws.

As they ventured deeper into what Archer begrudgingly called “a fucking maze of stupid trees,” he was forced to shift back into his human form. The dense, knotted trunks and tangled branches made it impossible for him to pass through in his bear form. Ace and Rosinante stepped forward, gently lifting Tama and Luc from Archer’s shoulders as the group pressed on.

“What a weird-ass place,” Archer muttered, brushing leaves and cobwebs from his hair. “Honestly, it’s so typical of Law to pick a creepy fucking forest for an ambush. Like, he couldn’t just settle hs shit on a nice open beach?”

The girls clutched their wooden pipes tightly, eyes scanning the eerie surroundings. Ace had flames flickering softly in his palms, the faint orange glow adding a sense of both safety and unease. Archer felt his own nerves straining, his instincts screaming at him to be ready for anything.

And then, as if the universe wasn’t already testing his patience, a thick fog began to roll in—seemingly from nowhere.

“Oh, come on!” Archer growled, throwing his arms up in exasperation. He turned toward Rosinante, his golden eyes blazing. “When we find Law, I swear, I’m gonna tan his ass so hard he won’t be able to sit down for weeks.”

Rosinante chuckled softly, his expression calm despite the growing tension. “When that moment comes, I’ll hold him down for you love,” he teased, his voice carrying a hint of fond exasperation.

“I mean it!” Archer ranted, brushing a low-hanging branch out of his way with a frustrated shove. “Twelve years—twelve fucking years of looking for him, and poof! Gone again. That brat owes me some goddamn answers.”

Rosinante was about to respond when Ace suddenly tapped Archer on the shoulder, his voice unusually serious. “Uh, Dad?”

“What?” Archer snapped, his irritation still bubbling over.

Ace gestured behind them. “The path we walked in on—it’s gone.”

Archer spun around, his gut twisting as he realized Ace was right. The trail they’d been following was no longer visible, as though the forest had swallowed it whole. Worse still, the rest of the crew—Penguin, Raya, Giles, Gin, and Timble—were nowhere to be seen.

“Shit,” Archer muttered under his breath, his eyes darting around the foggy forest. He clenched his fists, his nails digging into his palms. “Fucking shit. This isn’t good.”

Rosinante stepped closer to him, his voice low and steady. “Stay calm, Archer. We’ll figure this out.”

“Calm? Calm?” Archer hissed, his voice rising. “We’re trapped in some spooky-ass fog forest, the rest of the crew is missing, and the only person I trust to get us out of here is me. I’m not exactly feeling calm right now, Rosinante!”

Ace, trying to keep the tension at bay, held up his hand, the flames dancing a little brighter. “Okay, Dad, maybe save the ranting for when we’re not lost in the middle of nowhere? We’ll figure this out.”

Archer took a deep breath, his jaw tightening as he forced himself to focus. He reached out and pulled Luc and Tama closer, his protective instincts kicking into overdrive. “Alright,” he growled, his voice calmer but no less intense. “We stay together. We keep moving. And if this forest wants to play games with us, it picked the wrong goddamn family.”

“Stay close,” Archer growled, his voice sharp with an edge of worry. His golden eyes swept the misty surroundings, his stance tense like a coiled spring. He jabbed a finger toward Luc and Tama, his tone leaving no room for argument. “You two stick to your papa and Ace—hold on tight. No ifs, ands, or buts. Got it?”

The girls, sensing the simmering frustration and worry radiating off their dad, nodded quickly and scrambled to obey. Luc climbed onto Ace’s shoulders, wrapping her small arms around his neck, while Tama perched herself on Rosinante’s broad frame, her tiny hands clutching his coat tightly.

Archer muttered under his breath as he moved forward, his sharp gaze darting from tree to tree, sniffing the air every hundred meters or so. The thick fog clung to them like a second skin, making everything feel heavier—more suffocating. Every inhale of damp earth and decaying leaves only soured his mood further.

“Stupid forest,” he snarled under his breath. “Stupid island. Stupid Law and his stupid plans. Stupid fucking everything!”

Rosinante glanced over his shoulder, his brown eyes softening with an odd mix of fondness and exasperation. “You’ve mentioned that once or twice, love.”

“Don’t start with me, Rosi,” Archer snapped, though his tone lacked real heat. His frustration had little room to aim at his husband. “I’m half a second from burning this whole damn forest down.”

Ace, walking a few steps behind Archer with a grin tugging at his lips, chimed in. “You’d have to race me to it, Dad. I’ve got the flames ready whenever you give the word.”

Archer shot him a sharp look, but a corner of his mouth twitched upward despite himself. “Yeah, well, if we both start a fire, let’s make sure we’re not still in the forest when it goes up in flames, little spark.”

Ace’s laugh was short, nervous, but it did its job in cutting through the tension. “Fair point.”

The group trudged on, the crunch of dead leaves and twigs underfoot their only soundtrack. Archer stopped every so often, sniffing the air, trying to catch even the faintest hint of something—someone—that might lead them to Law or his crew. But the forest offered nothing but its damp, suffocating silence.

Tama’s small voice broke through the quiet, hesitant but brave. “Papa? Are… are we going to be okay?”

Rosinante tilted his head up slightly to meet her wide, worried eyes. His voice was warm, soothing. “Of course we are, sweetheart. Your dad always figures it out. Isn’t that right, Archer?”

Archer glanced back at them, his expression softening despite his irritation. “Yeah. You’re not getting rid of me that easy,” he said, his tone gruff but reassuring. “Just hold on tight. We’re getting out of this, I promise.”

Luc, sitting on Aces shoulder, nodded solemnly. “Okay, Dad. We trust you.”

“Good,” Archer said firmly, turning back toward the trees. His eyes narrowed as the fog seemed to thicken, and a low growl escaped his throat. “Now let’s keep moving.”

 

Not even ten minutes had passed when Archer noticed something was off. Rosinante slowed, his head turning as if trying to track a sound no one else could hear. On Ace’s shoulders, Luc shifted uncomfortably, her tiny fists clutching at Ace’s jacket as tears rolled down her cheeks. She was mumbling something under her breath, her voice trembling.

“Luc?” Archer called, his voice sharp with concern. He stopped in his tracks, narrowing his eyes at the fog-covered path ahead. “What’s going on?”

Ace froze, his flames dimming as he adjusted Luc on his shoulders. “She’s crying, Dad. She keeps saying… ‘Grandpa.’” His tone was edged with worry as he tightened his grip on Luc, who buried her face in his neck.

Archer’s heart sank, and he turned to Rosinante, who was standing still, his face pale as death. Archer stepped closer, gently taking his husband’s hand. “Rosi, what’s wrong?” His voice was low, a rare softness cutting through his usual gruffness.

Rosinante looked at him with wide, terrified eyes, his chest rising and falling unevenly. “I’m hearing… voices,” he said, his voice barely above a whisper. He swallowed hard, his free hand clenching into a fist. “Arch… I’m hearing someone long dead.

Archer’s stomach twisted into knots as the words hit him like a punch. “dead?” he echoed. His jaw tightened, and his gaze darted to Luc. “Shit.”

Ace’s arms tightened protectively around his little sister. “What the hell is going on here?” he demanded, flames flickering more fiercely now. “This place—this fog—it’s messing with them.”

Archer spun around, his senses on high alert, his golden eyes scanning the oppressive fog for any sign of movement. The shadows beneath the trees seemed darker, shifting unnaturally. He could have sworn he saw something—or someone—just out of the corner of his eye.

“Alright, enough of this bullshit!” Archer roared, his voice cutting through the eerie silence. He balled his fists, his temper flaring as his heart pounded in his chest. “Whoever the fuck is out there, you’d better come out right now! I’m not in the mood for games, and trust me, you don’t want to piss me off!”

The forest seemed to hold its breath, the only sounds the muffled sobs of Luc and the distant whisper of Rosinante’s strained breathing. Then, from the depths of the shadows, five figurers began to emerge, slow and deliberate.

The figures stepped out of the shadows, their forms becoming clearer as they approached. Archer narrowed his eyes, his senses flaring as he instinctively stepped in front of Rosinante and Ace, shielding his family. Five people. Two women, both blond—one younger, one older. Three men. One with blond hair like sunlight, another with messy green hair (What the fuck is up with that?), and the last with short brown hair and a calm, composed demeanor.

Before Archer could say or do anything, the blond man and the older blond woman moved toward Rosinante. The sight made Archer’s blood freeze. Rosinante, who moments ago had been gripped by fear, now stood rooted to the spot. His mouth opened and closed like he was struggling to speak, his eyes wide and glassy. Then, tears began to stream down his face.

“Dad…? Mom…?” Rosinante’s voice broke, the words barely audible, but the raw emotion in them was deafening.

Archer felt his stomach lurch. He turned sharply to look at the people approaching. The older woman had a kind but tired face, her eyes glistening as she looked at Rosinante like he was the world itself. The blond man had an air of warmth but a strength beneath it, his gaze fixed on Rosinante as though he couldn’t believe what he was seeing.

“What. The. Fuck.” Archer’s words were slow, deliberate, each one dripping with disbelief as he tried to make sense of the situation. His mind raced. This wasn’t possible. Rosinante’s parents were dead. Long dead. Right?

Before Archer could even finish the thought, a sudden burst of movement caught his eye.

“GRAMPA!” Luc’s small voice rang out, piercing through the fog of Archer’s thoughts.

“What the hell—LUC!” Archer yelled as his daughter leaped from Ace’s shoulders with surprising agility, her little legs pumping as she ran straight toward the green-haired man.

The man’s stoic face softened instantly. He crouched down, his arms opening wide as Luc barreled into him like a little cannonball. “Grampa!” she sobbed, clinging to him as if her life depended on it.

Archer stood there, dumbfounded. His jaw dropped, and he looked between the green-haired man, who now held Luc with surprising tenderness, and Rosinante, who looked like his entire world had just been flipped on its head.

“Alright. What the actual fuck is happening here?!” Archer finally bellowed, his voice cutting through the surreal moment. He pointed at the group of strangers. “Who the hell are you people?”

Rosinante took a shaky breath, wiping his face as he tried to compose himself. His hands trembled, and Archer could feel the weight of the moment pressing down on his husband. “Archer…” Rosinante’s voice was thick with emotion. “These… these are my parents.” He gestured to the blond man and woman. “This is my father, Homing. And my mother, Aldonza.”

Archer blinked, his golden eyes wide with disbelief. “Your parents?” he repeated, the words feeling foreign in his mouth. “But—Rosi, they’re dead. Aren’t they?”

“I… thought so too,” Rosinante admitted, his voice barely above a whisper.

Before Archer could question further, the older woman—Aldonza—stepped forward. Her movements were gentle, her expression soft and warm despite the surreal circumstances. She reached up with a trembling hand and cupped Rosinante’s face, her thumb brushing away the tears streaking down his cheeks.

“My sweet boy,” Aldonza murmured, her voice filled with motherly affection. “You’ve grown into such a handsome man. I’m so proud of you, my darling. So proud.” Her words broke something in Rosinante, and fresh tears spilled down his face as he let out a choked sob.

Homing stepped beside his wife, placing a steadying hand on Rosinante’s shoulder. “She’s right,” he said, his voice carrying a warmth that seemed to resonate deeply. “You’ve done well, Rosinante. We can see that. Your mother and I… we’ve been given this chance to meet you and your family. Just for a moment before we have to go back.”

Archer’s throat tightened as he watched Rosinante crumble under the weight of his parents’ presence. He wanted to reach out, to say something, but the raw emotion on Rosinante’s face made him hesitate. This was a moment between Rosinante and his family—a connection Archer had thought was long lost.

Homing’s gaze shifted to Archer, and the man smiled. “Rosinante,” he said gently, “introduce us to your family. We’d be honored to meet them.”

Rosinante nodded, pulling himself together as best as he could. “Right, yes,” he said, his voice shaking slightly. He turned and gestured to Archer first. “This is Archer. My husband.”

Archer blinked, caught off guard as Homing’s and Aldonza’s eyes focused on him. For a moment, he felt like he was under a spotlight. “Uh… hi,” Archer said, awkwardly rubbing the back of his neck. “Nice to meet you, I guess?”

Aldonza’s smile widened, and Homing chuckled softly. “He seems spirited,” Homing remarked, glancing at Rosinante with an approving nod. “A good match for you.”

Rosinante gave a small laugh, though tears still lingered in his eyes. “You have no idea,” he said, his voice trembling with fondness.

“And this,” Rosinante continued, gesturing toward Ace, “is Ace, one of our sons, your grandson.” Ace, standing stiffly nearby, gave a small wave, his flames flickering softly in the fog.

“Nice to meet you,” Ace said, his tone cautious but polite.

Rosinante nodded, his voice gaining strength as he continued. “Archer and I also have three more sons—Law, Sabo, and Luffy—though they’re not here with us right now.” His voice faltered slightly at the mention of Law, but he pressed on. “And these two…” He gestured toward Tama, still perched on his shoulders, and Luc, who was clinging tightly to the green-haired man. “These are Tama and Luc, our daughters.”

Archer squinted at the green-haired man Luc was hugging, realization dawning. “Wait a second,” he said, pointing at him. “You’re that… what’s-his-name. Mjosgard, right? Rosinante’s uncle? Your brother?” He directed the last part toward Homing.

Mjosgard raised his head, his green hair as wild as his serious expression was calm. “That’s correct, im Lucindra’s grandfather.” he replied evenly, his voice low but filled with an unexpected warmth as he patted Luc on the back.

Mjosgard gestured toward the remaining two individuals, his hand resting lightly on the younger blond woman’s shoulder. “And these two,” he said, his voice softer now, “are my daughter, Dorothea, and her husband, Cecil.”

Archer froze. His golden eyes flicked between the couple and Luc, who was still clinging to Mjosgard. The realization hit him like a hammer. Luc’s parents? These two were Luc’s parents?

“Holy shit,” Archer muttered, his voice low but no less stunned.

Beside him, Rosinante looked equally shocked, his mouth opening and closing as if he were trying to form words but couldn’t. For once, his usually expressive face was completely frozen in disbelief.

Dorothea and Cecil stepped forward cautiously, their movements slow and deliberate as though they were afraid to scare Luc away. The blond woman’s eyes were brimming with unshed tears, and her hand hovered uncertainly in the air before she spoke, her voice trembling. “Luc…?”

Luc turned her head toward the voice, her wide brown eyes glistening with tears. She hesitated for a heartbeat, as if trying to make sense of what she was seeing, and then her little face crumpled. “Mama?” she whispered, her voice breaking.

Dorothea’s hand flew to her mouth, her tears spilling over as she nodded. “Yes, baby. It’s me.”

Luc let out a choked sob and practically flung herself at Dorothea. Mjosgard stepped aside just in time as the little girl buried herself in her mother’s arms, clutching her tightly as if she would disappear if she let go. “Mama! Papa!” Luc cried, reaching her other arm out for Cecil, who immediately wrapped both his wife and daughter in a protective embrace.

Archer’s breath hitched as he watched the scene unfold. The sheer emotion of it—Luc meeting her parents for the first time ever—was enough to render him speechless. Rosinante’s hand found his, and Archer squeezed it tightly, grounding them both as they stood there, witnessing this moment.

Cecil, the brown-haired man, stroked Luc’s hair gently, his voice cracking as he murmured, “We’ve waited so long to see you, little one. So long.” His tone was thick with emotion, and tears shimmered in his dark eyes.

Luc sobbed harder, her small body trembling as she clung to them. “I missed you,” she whimpered. “Even though I didn’t know you, I missed you so much.”

Dorothea pulled back slightly, just enough to cradle Luc’s face in her hands. She kissed her forehead, her cheeks, and finally her tiny hands. “We missed you too, sweetheart. More than you can ever know.”

Archer blinked rapidly, trying to shake the lump that had formed in his throat. He wasn’t one for sentimental moments, but damn if this wasn’t hitting him right in the chest. He glanced over at Rosinante, who was openly crying again, his hand gripping Archer’s like it was a lifeline.

“Rosi,” Archer muttered under his breath. “Is this really happening? Are we seriously watching Luc meet her actual parents right now?”

Rosinante nodded slowly, his voice hoarse as he whispered, “Yeah. Yeah, we are.”

“Holy shit,” Archer said again, running a hand through his blond hair. “This is some next-level emotional bullshit.”

Rosinante gave a wet laugh at that, but his attention never left Luc and her parents. The trio remained locked in their embrace, their joy and sorrow pouring out in waves that seemed to fill the eerie, fog-laden forest around them.

Finally, Dorothea looked up, her tear-streaked face turning toward Archer and Rosinante. “Thank you,” she said softly, her voice trembling but full of gratitude. “Thank you for taking care of her. For loving her.”

Archer scratched the back of his head, feeling uncharacteristically awkward under her gaze. “Yeah, well…” He shrugged, his tone gruff. “She’s family. Of course we love her.”

Rosinante stepped forward then, his voice steadier now. “She’s been our daughter since the day we got her,” he said, his tone firm but gentle. “And no matter what happens, she always will be.”

Cecil smiled at that, his expression warm and understanding. “We wouldn’t want it any other way,” he said, his arms tightening around Luc. “She’s lucky to have you both.”

This moment, surreal as it was, was something Luc had needed her whole life. And as much as it rattled Archer to see it happening, he couldn’t help but feel… thankful.

Even if this was the strangest day of his life.

Mjosgard stepped forward again, his expression soft as he looked at Rosinante and Archer. His voice was steady, carrying an unmistakable sincerity. “Thank you,” he said, his tone rich with emotion. “For reading my letter. For dropping everything to pick up Lucindra when she needed you most. For taking her in, protecting her, and—above all—for giving her a real family.”

Archer swallowed hard, feeling an unfamiliar tightness in his chest at Mjosgard’s words. He wasn’t great at dealing with gratitude, especially when it was this heartfelt. His hand instinctively sought Rosinante’s, and Rosinante gave it a light squeeze, as if grounding him.

Rosinante smiled softly, though his tear-streaked face made it clear how much this moment was hitting him. “We did what anyone would have done,” he said, his voice unsteady. “Luc… she’s our daughter now. Family is everything.”

Archer grunted in agreement, clearing his throat to push back whatever emotions were threatening to spill over. “Yeah, well, we’re not exactly saints,” he muttered, trying to deflect. “But we’re damn good parents.”

Mjosgard smiled warmly at that, his gaze lingering on the little girl still nestled between Dorothea and Cecil. “That much is obvious.”

Meanwhile, Ace stood off to the side, looking a little lost until Aldonza—Rosinante’s mother—swooped in out of nowhere and hugged him tightly, as though he might disappear if she let go. “Oh, look at you!” Aldonza cried, holding his freckled face between her hands as if inspecting every inch of him. “Such a handsome boy—my grandson. You call me Granny, you hear me? I insist!”

Ace froze, his blue eyes wide with shock. “G-Granny?” he stammered, like the word had short-circuited his brain. He glanced over at Archer for help, but Archer, who was already struggling not to laugh, promptly lost it.

“Granny!” Archer burst out, clutching his sides as laughter overtook him. “Oh, man! Ace, you got a Granny now!”

“Shut up, old man!” Ace snapped, his face flushed red, though he couldn’t fully fight the small smile tugging at his lips. Aldonza, clearly unfazed, simply pulled him into another tight hug, fussing over him like she’d known him his entire life.

On the other side of the clearing, Homing knelt down beside Tama, his movements gentle and deliberate as he looked at her with kind eyes. “And you,” he said softly, his voice carrying that same warmth. “You’ll call me Grampa, alright? I would be honored.”

Tama blinked, looking up at him with wide, innocent eyes, as if not quite believing what she was hearing. “Grampa?” she repeated quietly, the word feeling foreign but nice on her tongue.

Homing smiled warmly and nodded. “That’s right. Grampa.”

Tama’s face lit up with a smile so pure and joyful that it nearly broke Archer’s heart. “Okay, Grampa!” she said happily, throwing her arms around Homing’s neck and hugging him tightly.

Rosinante looked on, tears welling in his eyes yet again as he watched his family being embraced—literally and figuratively—by the people they thought they’d lost forever. Archer, standing beside him, finally managed to calm down enough to wipe his own eyes, though he’d deny it to anyone who asked.

“Didn’t think I’d see the day where Ace got hugged to death by a granny,” Archer muttered, still grinning.

Rosinante laughed softly, brushing a hand through Archer’s hair. “You’re lucky you weren’t next,” he teased. “My mom will find you.”

“Yeah, yeah,” Archer said, rolling his eyes, though he couldn’t stop smiling. Looking around at his chaotic, mismatched family, and now these unexpected ghosts from the past, he couldn’t help but think: Law, you’ve got some explaining to do about this creepy-ass island.

Homing stood up, his expression solemn as he looked at Archer, Rosinante and Ace, and the kids—Luc and Tama. Dorothea handed Luc to Archer, her eyes filled with a mix of sadness and peace as she stepped back to stand beside her husband.

“We have a message for you,” Homing began, his voice carrying an eerie calmness. “From… from somewhere we can’t quite place. But it gave us this moment with you.” His eyes flickered towards Rosinante, and then to Archer, a glimmer of understanding passing between them.

Rosinante’s grip on Archer’s hand tightened as he listened, his brow furrowed. “What’s the message?” he asked, his voice low, a hint of anxiety creeping in.

Homing’s gaze turned serious, locking onto theirs with a sense of urgency. “A war is coming,” he said quietly, his voice full of warning. “And it’s going to start at the birthplace of the first Joy Boy.”

Archer’s heart skipped a beat at those words. Joy Boy? The tales of an ancient hero who had once sailed the seas, revered across generations. The thought that something significant could happen at that place was daunting. He exchanged a concerned glance with Rosinante, who looked equally troubled.

“Are you saying… we need to prepare?” Rosinante asked, his voice heavy with disbelief.

Homing nodded, his expression resolute. “Yes. You need to be ready. Something big is coming, and it will involve everyone, and your family has a big role to play. All of you. The time for gathering strength is now.”

Archer’s mouth tightened into a grim line. He didn’t know what this meant for them, but he had a sinking feeling it wasn’t going to be easy. And if the people they’d just seen—Aldonza, Mjosgard, Dorothea, and Cecil—were any indication, this wasn’t just some random warning. There was a destiny at play here, one that involved his family in ways they couldn’t yet understand.

Before they could ask any more questions, Homing and the others forms began to shimmer and fade away. It was as though they were slipping through cracks in the world, leaving only the faintest traces behind. Homing spoke one last time, his voice echoing softly, “Be ready. For the storm that’s coming.”

Archer’s stomach churned with a mix of confusion and fear as they disappeared from sight. Luc, still cradled in his arms, looked up at him with wide, tear-filled eyes. “Grampa?” she whispered, her voice breaking with emotion.

Archer held her tighter, feeling a pang of unease. “Yeah, kiddo,” he said gently.

Tama clung to Rosinante’s side, her big eyes darting around as if searching for answers that weren’t there. Ace stepped forward, wrapping an arm around his sister and looking at Rosinante for guidance.

“What do we do now?” Ace asked, his voice tight with worry.

Rosinante met Archer’s eyes, his brow furrowed in thought. “We prepare,” he said firmly. “For whatever comes next. And we stay together. That’s all we can do.”

Archer nodded, agreeing with the sentiment. “Yeah, and we’ll keep an ear to the ground. Whatever’s coming, we’ll be ready for it.”

As they stood there, trying to process what they’d just witnessed, a sense of determination settled over them. The ghosts of their past had warned them—there was a storm on the horizon. And no matter what it took, they were going to face it together.

Chapter 80: Voices from the past part.2

Summary:

Jumped
All in the family
Wacking
Siblings
Warnings
No, Raya, no fire
Is anyone alive?

Notes:

2 updates at the same time? craaazy shit!

Part 1 is with Rosinantes family
Part 2? well, thats pure Portgas!

Chapter Text

After the emotional reunion with Rosinante’s and Luc’s family and the cryptic warning from Homing, Archer took a moment to gather himself. The fog still clung to the island like a thick shroud, obscuring their path. There was no sign of a clear trail ahead, only dense, tangled undergrowth that seemed to swallow any hope of an easy route forward.

Archer wasn’t angry anymore; no, he was focused. His mind buzzed with thoughts, replaying the events of the last few hours. What did this warning mean? How did they fit into whatever storm was brewing? And most importantly, what was their role? He had no illusions about what lay ahead—he was a fighter, a survivor, and he was prepared to protect his family at all costs. But this wasn’t just a fight against a visible enemy; it was something deeper, something that involved more than just fists and blades.

Archer glanced over at Rosinante, who walked a few paces ahead, Luc still perched on his shoulders. The man seemed lost in thought, his brow furrowed in concentration. Ace and Tama were closer now, staying close to their father as if they sensed the tension in the air. Archer wanted to shout, to demand answers from the universe, but instead, he took a deep breath and stepped forward, pushing through the underbrush that seemed intent on blocking their path.

“What do you think?” Archer asked, his voice low and gruff as he fell into step beside Rosinante. “This fog is thick as hell. It feels like we’re being watched.”

Rosinante glanced at him, a shadow of concern in his eyes. “I don’t know, Archer. But dad’s warning wasn’t exactly comforting. We need to figure out what it means—fast.”

Archer grunted in agreement, his grip tightening on the hilt of his sword. “Yeah, I don’t like this one bit. A war at the birthplace of Joy Boy? Sounds like ancient history shit, but if they’re warning us, it’s serious.”

Rosinante sighed, shaking his head. “I don’t know if we’re ready for whatever’s coming. But we have to try. For the kids, for all of us.”

Archer nodded, his jaw clenched tight. “We’ll figure it out. We always do. But I hate not knowing what’s coming. Give me a clear enemy any day, something I can punch in the face. This shit? It’s like trying to fight ghosts.”

Ace and Tama fell into step behind them, looking up at their fathers with wide, worried eyes. Ace’s fingers were still dancing with flames, a show to his nervous energy. Tama’s grip on her wooden pipe was tight, knuckles white.

“What do you think, Dad?” Ace asked, his voice low but carrying a sense of determination. “How do we find Law now? Where do we even start?”

Archer glanced back at his son, giving him a tight-lipped smile. “We keep moving forward. Look for signs, listen for clues. And if we run into trouble, we handle it. We don’t stop until we find him.”

Rosinante’s hand brushed lightly against Archer’s, a brief touch that conveyed the unspoken worry they both shared. “We’ll find him,” he said softly. “We just have to keep pushing through this mess.”

Archer looked ahead, his eyes narrowing as he tried to pierce through the fog. “Let’s just hope whatever’s waiting for us isn’t worse than this damn fog.”

Archer paused, his heart sinking as Luc’s small voice cut through the heavy silence. She had a question that made him stop cold: “Dad, if we meet Papa’s and my family in the fog, does that mean we’ll meet yours and Ace’s too?”

Archer’s brow furrowed deeply. Shit. He hadn’t really thought about it—meeting his own batshit crazy family, whether they were dead or not, was the last thing he wanted. He didn’t trust his own blood not to pull something crazy. But Luc’s question brought it all crashing back.

“Hand Tama to your Papa,” he told Ace, his voice low and urgent. They exchanged glances but obeyed, passing the little girl over to Rosinante. Archer took a deep breath, trying to quell the anxiety that threatened to surge through him. He needed to be prepared.

Archer glanced at Ace, who was watching him with a mix of confusion and concern. “Luc’s right,” Archer said quietly. “If they’re here, there’s a good chance ours will be too. I’m not taking any chances. Give me those pipes.”

The girls looked at him like he was crazy, but after a moment’s hesitation, they handed over their wooden pipes. Ace frowned but didn’t argue. “What are you planning, Dad?” he asked, his grip tightening on the makeshift weapon.

Archer shrugged, trying to keep his tone steady. “Keep your guard up. If Luc’s right, shit’s about to go down. We need to be ready. The chance of an ambush is now a hundred percent.” Ace paled, tightening his hold on the pipe.

“Shit,” he murmured, clearly unnerved. Archer nodded in agreement, his eyes scanning the mist-shrouded trees around them. They needed to be vigilant—whatever was lurking in the fog, they couldn’t afford to be caught off guard.

As they continued to push forward through the dense fog, Rosinante lowered his voice and asked, “Are you really sure we’re gonna get jumped?”

Archer smirked at his husband, a knowing glint in his eye. “Oh, you are safe with the girls,” he said, gesturing to Luc and Tama who were still clinging to Rosinante. “But me and Ace? Not so much.”

Both Ace and Rosinante exchanged uneasy glances, their expressions pale and worried.

“You remember those ‘ambush games’ I used to play with the boys back at Dadans back in the day?” Archer asked with a wink, his voice low and playful despite the tension.

Both Ace and Rosinante’s eyes widened with big, startled looks as the realization hit them. “Shit,” Ace muttered under his breath.

Rosinante nodded, his voice tight. “Yeah, I remember.”

Archer’s smirk widened into a grin. “Who do you think taught me how to play it in the first place?” he replied with a raised eyebrow.

Both Ace and Rosinante paled at the implication, understanding that Archer’s warning was no joke. They took it more seriously now, Ace gripping his wooden pipe tighter. Archer’s past lessons had clearly not been forgotten.

“Okay,” Ace said, his voice resolute. “I’m ready, Dad. I’m not gonna let anything catch me off guard.”

Famous last words, Archer thought bitterly, just as two loud yells echoed down from the trees above them. Before he could think, Archer shoved Ace away.

Archer barely had time to register what was happening when he the next moment was tackled by two figures dropping from the branches above. He hit the ground hard, the wind knocked out of him and was immediately tangled in a wrestling match. Yells of profanity and curses flew from his mouth as he struggled against the attackers, his movements fast and furious.

“Damn it!” Archer roared, struggling to throw one of his assailants off him.

Archer’s struggle paused when he heard the voice from one of the attackers. “Little bro, still too slow!” The familiar taunt shot through him like an electric shock. “Rouge! Get off me, you old hag!” Archer shouted, recognizing the playful teasing in the voice despite the current situation.

But before he could react further, the other attacker called out, “Come on, Cub! Show your old man your fangs!” Archer’s movements stilled, and his grip on the attacker softened. A chill ran down his spine, and he looked up sharply, his eyes widening.

“Dad?” he whispered, the word slipping out before he could stop it.

Scrambling to his feet, Archer stood frozen in disbelief as he looked at the two figures before him. There she was—the sister he had lost so long ago, the one he had sacrificed everything for and would do it all over again if needed. Rouge, with her willowly frame, long golden hair, and those deep blue eyes framed with freckles. She was just as he remembered her before she had gotten pregnant with Ace.

Beside her stood his father, the figure he had lost when he was just five years old. Archer still remembered him clearly—tall, with long golden hair pulled into a bun, missing his left eye and right arm, but still carrying the teasing smile that Archer saw reflected not only in the mirror but also in Ace’s face.

And of course, as the tactful person Archer was—or rather, wasn’t—the first thing out of his mouth was, “What the fuck are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be busy being dead instead of jumping me like maniacs?” Just as Archer finished speaking, he was whacked over the head by a third person.

Angry, he turned around, ready to snap at whoever had the audacity to hit him. But as he looked up, he froze. Standing there, with her arms crossed and an eyebrow raised, was his mother. Her golden eyes bore down on him with a stern gaze. “Mind your manners, cub,” she scolded, her voice carrying a touch of reproach. “You still fit over my knee, and if I hear you talking like that again, your buttocks will have a date with my hand.”

Archer’s mouth fell open in shock, caught off guard by the familiar mix of authority and love in his mother’s reprimand. He was at a loss for words, struggling to reconcile the sight of his long-lost family standing before him.

By force of habit, Archer couldn’t help himself. “It was Rouge who taught me!” he retorted to his mother, a touch of defiance in his voice.

That set Rouge off. With a furious yell, she leapt at Archer, tackling him to the ground in a flurry of limbs. The two of them wrestled on the forest floor, shouting at each other like they were still kids.

Meanwhile, Rosinante, Ace, and the girls just stared in wide-eyed shock at the chaos unfolding around them. Archer’s father stood back, laughing heartily, a deep, resonant sound that seemed to echo through the trees. “Children will be children,” he called over the noise, a grin on his face as he watched the scene unfold.

Archer’s mother wacked her husband over the head, looking exasperated but fond. “You’re just a big kid too!” she scolded, shaking her head.

Hearing his parents argue—well, his mother’s exasperated scolding and his dad’s amused laughter—Archer called out from the ground, affronted. “I’m a dad of six brats now, not a child anymore!”

In the background, Ace leaned toward his papa and whispered, “This explains so, so, so much about why dad is the way he is.”

Rosinante just nodded, his eyes following Archer as he wrestled with his dead sister, while his mother hit his laughing father over the head.

Then, Archer’s mother spoke up after she finished hitting her husband over the head, “Yes, about that,” she said, “I want to meet them. Your brat too, Rouge.”

Archer jumped up, brushing off his clothes and walking over to his husband and daughters. With a big smile, he grabbed Rosinante’s hand, turning towards his parents. “This is my husband, Rosinante,” he said, “and these are our daughters, Luc and Tama. We have four sons, but Ace is the only one here right now.”

Nervously, Rosinante held out his hand, saying a polite hello. This made Archer’s mother, Lionne, smile warmly and tell him, “You’re a handsome man. I hope Archer hasn’t given you too much trouble.”

Rosinante laughed, “I can handle it,” he said, which made Archer’s father, Hunter, laugh too. He introduced himself, “I’m Hunter, and it takes a strong person to handle a Portgas.”

Archer softly introduced Luc and Tama to his parents, a warm smile on his face. “These are our daughters,” he said, his voice gentle. The girls, shy and unsure, waved a small hello. Before they could even hesitate, Lionne and Hunter were there, enveloping them in tight hugs. “You’re the most beautiful little girls in the whole world!” Lionne gushed, and Hunter nodded enthusiastically. The girls blushed deeply but hugged them back, clearly overwhelmed by the love they were receiving.

As Lionne and Hunter continued to shower affection on the girls, Archer’s gaze met with Rouge’s. He smiled softly and took her hand, leading her over to Ace, who stood like a statue, frozen in place as he stared at the mother he had only ever heard about from Archer’s stories and seen in photos.

“Rouge,” Archer said softly, his voice thick with emotion, “this is Ace.”

Rouge’s eyes welled up with tears as she took in her son’s features. Without hesitation, she wrapped her arms around him, pulling him into a tight, heartfelt embrace. Ace stood there for a moment, completely taken by surprise, before he returned the hug, his own tears falling freely. They clung to each other, a mixture of joy, sorrow, and relief in their reunion.

“Oh, my boy,” Rouge whispered, her voice breaking as she held him close. “I’m sorry to say that you look so much like your uncle!”

Ace choked out a laugh through his tears, “Well, I could look like Roger, and that would be bad! So I’m glad I look like dad.”

Archer grumbled as he looked at Rouge, still holding onto Ace. “If you’re apologizing for Ace looking like me, you’re basically insulting yourself.”

Rouge shot him a glare from over Ace’s shoulder, flipping him off with a huff. “Oh, shut up,” she retorted, her voice thick with affection despite the playful edge.

Lionne, who had just finished cuddling Tama, walked over, a warm smile on her face. “Move your ass, Rouge,” she said with a laugh, “so I can hug my handsome grandson properly.” She gently nudged Rouge aside and held out her arms to Ace, who stepped forward hesitantly.

Ace’s face softened as he stepped into Lionne’s embrace. “Grandma…” he whispered.

Lionne pulled him close, her voice cracking with emotion. “Oh, sweetheart,” she said, her voice breaking as tears filled her eyes. “You’re so much like your dad.”

Ace hugged her tightly, tears streaming down his cheeks. “I should hope so! Cause I don’t wanna look like Roger,” he whispered back, his voice choked with emotion.

Across the clearing, Hunter watched with a proud grin. He walked over, clapping Ace on the shoulder. “That’s right,” he said, his voice gruff with affection. “You’re a Portgas through and through, Ace. And don’t you forget it.”

Archer couldn’t help but chuckle at the scene. “Well, at least he passed the family resemblance test,” he teased, giving Rosinante a nudge with his elbow.

Rouge quickly ran over to Rosinante, wrapping her arms around him in a tight hug. Rosinante, visibly flustered, looked down at her in surprise. “Thank you,” Rouge said, her voice sincere as she pulled back slightly, giving him a kiss on the cheek. “For taking care of Archer and Ace, and for enduring all their shitty stunts and scatterbrains.”

Rosinante laughed, his cheeks turning a deeper shade of pink. “Well, I guess I’m a glutton for punishment,” he teased, brushing it off with a shrug. “But I loved Archer from the moment I saw him—when he was removing bullets from my chest.”

Rouge’s eyes softened as she listened, clearly touched. “And Ace?” she asked, her voice gentle as she looked up at him.

Rosinante nodded, his smile gentle and genuine. “Ace…” he said, his voice catching slightly as he glanced over at the young man still standing nearby with Lionne. “The moment I met him, I knew I couldn’t let him go. He’s my son.”

Rouge’s eyes filled with tears as she reached out, brushing a hand gently across Rosinante’s cheek. “You’re a good man, Rosinante,” she said, her voice thick with emotion. “I’m glad Archer found someone like you. You’re exactly what they both needed.”

Rosinante smiled warmly, his own eyes welling up with tears as he looked at Rouge. “Thank you, Rouge,” he replied softly. “That means a lot, coming from you.”

Hunter clapped Rosinante on the back, a proud grin on his face. “You’re a part of this family now, son,” he said, his voice gruff but filled with affection. “And don’t you forget it.”

Lionne clapped her hands together, her voice no-nonsense as she addressed the group. “Alright, no more joking around now,” she said, her gaze shifting between the family members. “Luc, Tama, and Rouge, come over here and stand by me. ”And you four,” she pointed at Hunter, Archer, Ace, and Rosinante. “Come over here.”

Hunter chuckled under his breath, giving Lionne a teasing grin. “Yes, ma’am,” he said with exaggerated obedience.

Archer shot his mother a cheeky look, but before he could retort, she leveled him with a stern glare. “Behave, cub,” she warned, her tone firm.

Archer rolled his eyes but didn’t say a word, knowing it was useless to argue with his mother when she was in this mood.

Ace and Rosinante exchanged amused glances, both smiling at the family dynamic. “This is gonna be fun,” Ace whispered to his papa.

“Yeah, just wait until she starts shouting,” Archer whispered back with a smirk.

Lionne caught their exchange and narrowed her eyes at them. “I heard that, cub,” she said pointedly. “Now, get over here.”

With a resigned sigh, Archer gave Rosinante a playful nudge and started to walk towards his mother. Rosinante followed closely behind, his hand brushing lightly against Archer’s as they moved.

As the mood shifted suddenly seriously, Lionne’s gaze met Archer, Rosinante, and Ace with a weight of gravity that none of them had seen before. “We were given a chance to meet with you,” she said quietly, her voice solemn. “Just like Rosinante’s family. There’s a message. I don’t know from whom exactly, but…”

Hunter, finally speaking up after the silence, his tone serious for the first time, added, “Joy Boy has returned. And it’s one of your sons.” He looked at Archer and Rosinante, his gaze unyielding. “You can probably guess who.”

The words hit Archer like a gut punch. He looked at Rosinante, both of them thinking the same name at the same time. “Luffy,” they said in unison.

Hunter nodded. “Luffy,” he confirmed. “He’s the one. The chained one will soon walk free in the land of the giants, and when that happens, the end will begin.”

Archer’s brow furrowed, his voice incredulous. “End times?” he asked, looking at his mother and then his father. “Luffy is Joy Boy? The boy who once got his finger stuck in his nose? The one who tried to eat Ace’s boot?”

Lionne smacked Archer on the back of the head again. “Yes,” she snapped, her tone harsher than ever. “Luffy, he’s got a destiny to fulfill.”

Hunter added, “Beware of the elders and Imu. No one really knows who Imu is, but they’re dangerous, and they’ll try to stop Luffy at all costs.”

Archer and Rosinante exchanged uneasy glances. “But… what do we do?” Archer asked, looking to his parents for answers.

Lionne sighed, her voice softening slightly. “You’re the head of the Portgas clan and also the Rocks clan Archer. You have to fight, fight for Joy Boy.” She pointed a finger at him.

Archer nodded, his expression fierce. “We’ll fight,” he promised, his voice steady. “For Luffy, for all of our children. Whatever it takes.”

Hunter gave a slow, approving nod. “Good,” he said. “You’re strong, all of you. You’ll need that strength more than ever now. And just so you know, Law is alive, but he is not on this island anymore. He and the white one escaped.”

 

Then Lionne started hugging everyone, her expression a mix of sadness and relief, she said they had to leave soon. The family exchanged tearful goodbyes, clinging to one another as if they were trying to hold onto this moment forever. Rouge pulled Archer aside as they hugged, her mischievous grin in place.

“Hey, little bro,” she said, her voice low and teasing. “I’ve got a question for you.”

Archer groaned, rolling his eyes but not able to deny his sister anything. “What is it, hag?”

With a wicked smile, Rouge leaned in closer and whispered, “Who’s the top, you or Rosi?”

Archer’s face turned bright red, and he sputtered, trying to come up with a response. “I-I—um, that’s none of your business!” he stammered, flustered.

Rouge laughed, loud and infectious, as she stepped back and waved them off. “Come on, little bro, you know you’ve always been an open book!” she teased.

As Hunter and Lionne disappeared into the fog, the rest of the family just watched, Ace shaking his head with a small grin, Rosinante blushing furiously. Archer just muttered under his breath, “Shut up, Rouge,” but there was a hint of affection in his voice as he watched his sister disappear.

When they were finally alone again, Rosinante turned to Archer, his cheeks pink with amusement. “Well, that’s a family reunion for you,” he chuckled, wrapping an arm around Archer’s shoulders.

Archer gave a wry smile, his embarrassment fading into fondness. “Yeah, that’s my family for you,” he replied, shaking his head with a rueful grin. “Crazy bastards.”

Ace added, “Guess now we know where you get it from, Dad.”

Rosinante snickered, squeezing Archer’s hand. “You’re right, love. It’s a good thing we love you just the way you are.”

Archer sighed, a mix of affection and nostalgia in his voice. “Yeah” he agreed, looking out at the foggy horizon. “We are all a bunch of maniacs.”

 

As the fog disappeared, the dense forest transformed back into the familiar, albeit eerie, path they had been walking earlier. The air felt lighter, as if the oppressive weight of the unknown had finally lifted. Rosinante adjusted his jacket and turned to the group, his expression serious but hopeful.

“Don’t forget what Hunter told us,” he said, his voice steady but laced with emotion. “Law has escaped. He’s not on the island anymore.”

Archer exhaled sharply, a grin breaking across his face. “That’s the best damn news I’ve heard in weeks,” he said, his tone relieved. “Kid’s out there somewhere, alive and kicking. We just have to find him.”

Rosinante gave a small smile, clearly sharing Archer’s relief. “And we will,” he said firmly.

Ace, ever the optimist, stretched his arms behind his head with a cocky grin. “Well, before we go charging off to the ends of the earth, let’s get out of this creepy forest. Knowing Raya, she’s probably already planning to set it on fire if we don’t show up soon.”

Luc and Tama, who had been sticking close to Rosinante, giggled nervously at the mention of Raya’s fiery temper.

Rosinante’s voice broke through the comfortable silence. “I really hope the crew’s found some surviving Heart Pirates,” he said, his brow furrowed slightly. “Law will need them when we find him.”

Chapter 81: Unity

Summary:

Blood
Death
Together
Goodbye
The D
Mr.Croc
Homecoming

Notes:

WARING:
Blood and gore
Death
Mention of rape

 

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Chapter Text

Finally. Out of the fucking forest.

Archer let out a long breath as his boots hit the sand of the beach. The oppressive weight of twisted branches, eerie fog, and the suffocating silence of that damned forest felt like it was still clinging to his shoulders. He rolled them back, trying to shake it off, but his mind was still rattled. Meeting both his and Rosinante's dead relatives had shaken him more than he'd admit out loud. And the news they brought... Luffy, their carefree, hyperactive, occasionally ridiculous brat of a son, was Joy Boy. The Joy Boy.

"Crazy shit," Archer muttered under his breath, running a hand through his messy blond hair.

But then again, if anyone was going to be Joy Boy, it would be Luffy. The kid practically radiated an untamable energy, a charisma that could rally even the most stubborn souls. It fit in some absurd way. Still, Archer couldn't help it when a ridiculous thought crept into his head.

What if it had been Law instead?

The image of Law, deadpan and perpetually annoyed, standing before a crowd of cheering revolutionaries, trying to inspire hope while muttering something sarcastic under his breath, was too much. Archer snorted, then let out a loud, unabashed laugh.

Rosinante, walking beside him with Luc still holding his hand, raised an eyebrow. Ace and Tama both turned around, identical expressions of confusion on their faces.

"What's so funny, love?" Rosinante asked, a small smile twitching at the corner of his mouth.

Grinning like a fox, Archer looked between them. "I was just thinking... imagine if Law was Joy Boy instead of Luffy."

For a heartbeat, there was silence as they processed the mental image. Then Ace snorted, Tama started giggling, and Rosinante covered his mouth with his free hand as his shoulders shook with laughter. Even Luc let out a small giggle.

"Can you imagine?" Archer continued, grin wide. "Law standing on some grand stage, everyone's waiting for an inspirational speech, and he just goes, 'This is such a pain... just—just go liberate yourselves or whatever.'"

Ace doubled over laughing, clutching his sides. "He'd hate it! He'd be miserable!"

Rosinante was still chuckling, tears forming in the corners of his eyes. "He'd try to pawn the whole hero job off on someone else within a week."

"'I didn't sign up for this,'" Archer said in his best Law impression, crossing his arms and putting on a grumpy face. That earned more laughter from the group.

But the laughter died all too quickly when they crested the final dune and caught sight of the Silence.

What they saw chilled Archer to the bone. Well, first they heard Raya yelling for Gin to bring her bag and to boil some water. What really scared Archer was seeing Giles with his hands in his hair. Giles was always calm. Always. So seeing him looking lost? That meant that shit was bad. Really bad.

Without thinking, they all started running towards the yelling Raya—Ace with Tama tucked securely under his arm and Rosinante carrying Luc in his. Archer led the charge, his chest tight with dread as they closed the distance to the scene near the Silence.

As they reached the group, the smell of blood hit Archer like a punch to the gut. Bodies—both injured and lifeless—were scattered across the deck. Raya was kneeling over a severely wounded Heart Pirate, her sleeves rolled up and her face set in grim determination as she barked orders at Gin, who was scrambling to obey.

Without thinking, Archer joined Raya, yelling for Timble to take the girls down into their cabin. Looking at Raya, he asked her what they could help with. Raya then tasked Archer with helping her and Penguin with the wounded, and for Ace to do the same. Giles and Rosinante got the thankless task of carrying the dead bodies down to the beach.

They worked the rest of the day and well into the night without stopping. The stench of blood, sweat, and seawater filled the air, and the cries of the injured pierced through the crashing of the waves. Archer's hands were slick with blood—some dried, some fresh—and his body ached from crouching, lifting, and holding down wounded men as Raya worked her grim magic.

When Raya finally lowered her bloodied hands, exhaustion etched deep into her face, she asked Penguin to make a count of the dead and to give her the names of the survivors. Penguin nodded, tears streaming down his cheeks, and Gin offered to help him.

It was a pure shitshow. How long had they been lying here? How many could have been saved if they'd been found earlier? Shit.

When Penguin returned, his face pale and blotchy, he spoke with a trembling voice. Out of the 21 Heart Pirates, 11 were dead. Shachi, Jean Bart, Ikkaku, and Uni were alive but wounded. That left six missing, including their captain—Law—and Bepo.

After speaking, Penguin sank to his knees, sobbing. His shoulders shook with the weight of grief and exhaustion. Archer knelt down beside him, placing a firm hand on his shoulder.

“Law and Bepo escaped,” Archer said, his voice steady despite the raw ache in his chest. “They’re alive.”

Penguin’s tear-streaked face turned up toward Archer, hope flickering in his tired eyes. “Are you sure?” he choked out.

Archer nodded, a faint but determined smile tugging at his lips. “Yeah. They’re out there, Penguin. And we’ll find them.”

The small spark of hope was enough to keep them all going, even in the face of so much loss and devastation.

Later, Archer once again blessed Rosinante and his massive strength. Without him, there would have been no way to carry the massive Jean Bart down into the infirmary. With the four survivors safe and under the strict care of Raya, Archer called everyone together on the deck (minus Raya, who was still with her patients). His face was grim as he looked at his crew.

"Tomorrow," Archer began, his voice firm but heavy, "we will burn the dead and raise a monument for them."

The crew nodded solemnly, agreeing with him without hesitation. The weight of their loss hung heavily in the salty night air.

Rosinante stepped forward, his voice calm but resolute. "We also need to make room for four more on the Silence. Shachi and Uni can share a cabin together, but Jean Bart... he's too big to share. He'll need his own space."

That left one problem: Ikkaku.

Ace spoke up, breaking the brief silence. "I don't mind sharing my cabin with Gin, if he's okay with it?"

Gin nodded without hesitation. "It's fine by me."

Rosinante gave them both an approving nod. "That settles it. Ikkaku will take the free cabin."

Archer crossed his arms and scanned the crew again. "Raya is in charge of the wounded, and we all need to step up to help her. I'll ask her to set up a schedule of shifts for everyone. Until the wounded are back on their feet, normal duties are suspended. That means everyone pitches in—cooking, cleaning, manning the helm, whatever needs doing."

There were no arguments, just tired but determined nods from the crew.

"Now go," Archer said, his voice softer. "Wash up, eat something if you can, and get some sleep."

As the crew dispersed, Archer gestured for Rosinante and Ace to follow him to the infirmary.

 

When Archer, Ace, and Rosinante entered the infirmary, they found Raya leaning against the wall, a bottle of rum clutched in her hand. She looked utterly spent, her face pale and smudged with blood. Archer was at her side in an instant, gently helping her up.

Placing a hand on her cheek, he caught her gaze. "How are you holding up?"

Raya smirked tiredly. "If I didn't know you were gay, I'd think you were hitting on me."

Archer threw his head back and laughed, the sound sharp but genuine. "Careful, Raya. I might just change my mind."

Rosinante snorted loudly, earning a wink from Raya. "You too, big guy. Feel free to join anytime."

That set Ace off, doubling over in laughter and clutching his stomach.

Archer grinned. "I'm glad you can still joke, Raya."

Her smile softened, but her eyes turned serious as she began to list off the conditions of their patients. "Jean Bart's got a broken leg and a fractured skull. Uni has some internal bleeding and broken ribs. Shachi's got two broken arms and a broken nose." She paused, her grin fading entirely. "But Ikkaku... she's in the worst shape."

The room went still. Raya's voice dropped. "She was beaten and raped. Repeatedly."

Archer felt his stomach drop, rage boiling in his veins. Rosinante's fists clenched at his sides, his knuckles white.

"What can we do?" Rosinante asked softly.

Raya sighed. "For now, only us four can tend to her. She's likely going to be scared of men for a while. But you two... you're her captain's parents, and you're all gay. That'll help."

All three nodded, their faces grave.

Archer exhaled sharply, trying to push down the fury rising in his chest. "Set up a shift schedule and hang it in the galley. And Raya? Go to bed. Now."

Raya grinned weakly. "Aw, you care."

"Of course I do," Archer said, smirking. "Besides, Penguin's waiting for you. He'll probably tuck you in."

Raya pushed off the wall, jumping onto Ace's back. "Come on, fire boy, give an old woman a lift."

Ace laughed but did as she asked, carrying her out of the infirmary.

Left alone with Rosinante, Archer sighed and pulled him into a hug. "Get some rest, love."

Rosinante leaned down, pressing a soft kiss to Archer's forehead. "Goodnight, love."

As Rosinante walked away, Archer stood in the dim light of the infirmary, his chest tight with sorrow and resolve. Tomorrow would bring fire and farewells—but tonight, they had to endure.

The next morning, after having tended to the wounded all night, Archer's eyes felt like sand. Shit, he was tired. But no rest for the wicked. The crew, along with Penguin and Shachi (the only one of the wounded fresh enough to join them), stood on the beach, looking at the unlit pyre Giles and Rosinante had built for the fallen Heart Pirates.

Archer stood next to his husband, holding Tama's hand, while Rosinante held Luc's. Timble perched on Archer's shoulder, unusually quiet. Archer nodded to Rosinante and Ace, and Rosinante stepped forward to speak.

Rosinante's voice carried over the sound of the waves, steady and deep. He spoke of bravery, loyalty, and the sacrifice of those who had followed their captain to the bitter end. When he finished, he nodded to Ace.

Ace stepped forward, his face solemn, and lit the pyre. The flames caught quickly, crackling as they consumed the wood and carried the souls of the fallen to the sky.

No one spoke. No one moved. They stood in complete silence, watching the fire burn.

Then Giles began to sing. His voice, low and rich, carried a hymn of rebirth and sacrifice. The words were ancient, the melody hauntingly beautiful. It was a song of honor, of grief, and of hope.

Archer did not move until the pyre had burned down to ashes. He owed it to his son, to Law, to see it through. And he owed it to the fallen Heart Pirates, who had followed their captain even at the cost of their own lives.

 

Archer’s boots echoed against the deck of the Silence as he made his way back from the pyre. The fire had burned down to embers, and with it, his hope had started to wane. He was tired—soul-deep exhausted—but the rage inside him was a flame that couldn’t be extinguished. It was the kind of anger that burned hot, dangerous, and relentless. He clenched his fists, glaring at the ocean as if it was Teach himself. Fuck Teach. How dare he? First, he tried to kill Ace, and now Law? And to top it off, Teach had killed off most of Law's crew. Archer wasn’t having it. No. This wouldn’t stand. Not on his watch.

It would be a cold day in hell before Teach would get away with this.

He was going to make sure Teach knew exactly who he was messing with. His family would not be touched again, and Archer would ensure that every last bastard who crossed them would learn that mistake. Teach would understand that he had picked the wrong family to mess with.

Walking with purpose, Archer entered the conference room of the Silence, his eyes locked with Rosinante’s as they both silently understood what had to be done. The tension in the air was thick, a storm brewing within Archer that mirrored his stance. Ace followed behind, his presence as strong as ever, though even he could tell this wasn’t a time for words.

Archer grabbed the Den Den Mushi, his fingers steady despite the fury inside him. He locked eyes with Rosinante again, a brief moment of silent conversation passing between them. After a few seconds, Rosinante gave a subtle nod. It was time.

Archer dialed the number. Now all they had to do was wait.

The Den Den Mushi rang through the tense silence, each ring like a ticking clock. When the call was finally answered, "This is Morgans speaking, how may I help?"

Archer’s lips twisted into a grim, almost predatory smile. "Portgas D. Archer, co-captain of the Roaring Pirates and the Golden Terror speaking," he introduced himself, the weight of his words settling heavily in the air. The response was immediate—a sharp squeak on the other end of the line, followed by a stammering, "W-what can I help with, Mr. Archer?"

The grim smile deepened on Archer's face as he leaned in. "I need you to write a letter. And I need you to print it in the next paper."

Morgans' voice shook, his anxiety palpable. "Wh-what should I write?" he stuttered.

A dark, almost evil laugh rumbled from Archer’s chest. "I want you to write a war declaration to Teach D. Marshall, also known as Blackbeard. I want you to tell him that the Roaring Pirates are coming for him and his crew of rapists. That he has touched one of our sons for the last time. I, Portgas D. Archer, the patriarch of both the D. Portgas clan and the D. Rocks clan, declare war on him. My son Ace, leader of the D. Gol clan, heir to both Portgas and the Rocks clan, my other sons, one of the D. Monkey clan, and the last, the leader of the D. Trafalgar clan, all stand with me in denouncing Teach as one of the D.'s."

The words dripped with venom, each one carefully chosen to ensure Morgans felt the gravity of what he was about to print. Archer’s voice grew colder, sharper. "The time for reckoning has come. Teach will lose everything—everything he has, everything he is. From this day forward, Teach will never know peace. He will constantly have to look over his shoulder, for one day, I will rip his head off and crush his skull."

Archer paused, the weight of his declaration hanging in the air. Morgans, now utterly subdued, asked in a near-whisper, "Is there anything else you’d like me to write, Mr. Archer?"

Archer chuckled darkly, his voice low and menacing. "Yes. Write this: 'Five hearts are shrouded in silence.'"

There was a long pause before Morgans replied, his voice barely audible. "It will be done, Mr. Archer."

"Thank you," Archer said curtly, then hung up the Den Den Mushi with a decisive click.

The silence that followed was thick with tension, the impending storm of consequences set in motion by Archer’s words. There was no going back now.

Ace, his brow furrowed in concern, spoke up after a long silence. "Dad... why'd you out yourself as the leader of the Rocks clan? Aren't you worried you'll be hunted for it?"

Archer glanced at his son, his golden eyes filled with the weight of a lifetime spent running from enemies. He spoke softly but with a firmness that only came from years of experience. "I've been hunted all my life, Ace. Since I was in your grandmother's womb. Why would it be any different now?" He sighed, the tension in his shoulders palpable. "And if our shitty trip into the forest and the warnings from our families taught me anything, it's that the time for pussyfooting around is done. We fight, or we fall. I chose to fight."

Ace fell silent for a moment, processing his father’s words. Then, with a nod, he seemed to understand.

Rosinante, who had been standing by quietly, now stepped forward. He reached out and gently lifted Archer off his feet, his voice warm but firm. "Now that you're done declaring war, it's time for you to get some sleep."

Archer grinned, his eyes lighting up with mischief. "Only if you join me." His tone left little room for refusal, and a playful gleam danced in his eyes.

At that, Ace shot out of the room faster than anyone had ever seen him move, his footsteps echoing as he practically ran down the hallway.

With a soft chuckle, Archer kissed Rosinante, and Rosinante, never one to miss a chance for affection, carried him to bed. The soft, rhythmic sound of their laughter filled the air as they disappeared into the quiet of their cabin, leaving the chaos of the day behind them.

 

Later that evening, after Archer had finished his shift in the infirmary, Tama came rushing up to him, her face lit up with excitement. "Dad! There's someone on the Den Den for you!" she said, nearly bouncing on her heels.

Curious, Archer followed her down the hallway, but stopped just outside the door when he heard the sound of Luc’s voice coming through. What he heard made him chuckle quietly. His little girl was talking up a storm on the other end of the line, her voice filled with innocent curiosity.

"Do you also comb your hair 100 times before bed?" Luc asked, her voice filled with innocent seriousness. "Do your dad and papa read stories to you before you sleep? And do you also not like green beans?" Her questions came fast and furious, leaving the other person on the other end scrambling for answers.

Archer couldn’t help but laugh under his breath as he stood there, listening. He peeked around the door, only to hear the dryest, most deadpan response he'd ever heard in his life.

"No," came the response, none other than Crocodile’s voice, utterly unamused.

That didn’t stop Luc, though. Archer could hear her continue with more questions, each one more innocent and ridiculous than the last. "Do you like dogs? Do you eat your vegetables? What's your favorite color? Do you like ponys?"

Archer’s grin grew wider with every passing question. Crocodile’s response was a steady stream of dry, short answers, but it was clear he was dying a little inside with every word. It was as if he was slowly realizing the chaos he had unwittingly walked into.

Finally, Archer couldn’t hold back his amusement any longer. He pushed open the door and stepped into the room, taking the Den Den from Luc’s hands. "Scam," he said with a grin, but Luc stuck out her tongue at him, her eyes sparkling with mischief.

"I’m talking with my new friend, Mr. Croc," she declared proudly.

Archer lost it. He burst out laughing at the sheer absurdity of his daughter calling one of the most notorious former Warlords of the Sea "Mr. Croc." The image of Crocodile—no doubt scowling on the other end of the line—was almost too much for Archer to handle.

"Mr. Croc?" Archer laughed, holding his stomach.

On the other end, Crocodile could probably feel his life choices flashing before his eyes, but Archer was too far gone in his amusement to care.

When the girls ran out of the room, Archer took a seat, still grinning from the earlier conversation. He looked at the Den Den and said, “So, Mr. Croc, what can I help you with today?”

On the other end, Crocodile opted to ignore the nickname and got straight to business. "I’m calling to cash in on the favor you owe me," he said in his usual dry tone.

Intrigued, Archer leaned forward, his grin widening. "Oh? And what do you have in mind? Remember, though, I’m a married man."

Crocodile groaned in exasperation. "It has nothing to do with that," he snapped.

Archer chuckled but stayed focused. "Alright then, what do you need?"

Crocodile, still sounding annoyed but determined, continued. "We’ve gotten intel that the Revolution plans to attack Mary Geoise—the home of the Celestial Dragons. I want you and your crew there to observe the situation. There's a high possibility Akainu will be involved, and maybe some of the Revolutionaries will have information about your son, Sabo."

As Crocodile’s words sank in, Archer fell silent for a moment, weighing the options. The idea of going to Mary Geoise stirred a lot of emotions in him. Not only would it be a chance to settle the score with some pompous Celestial Dragons, but there was also the hope—just the hope—that there might be news of Sabo. Revenge and family… it made sense. Archer wasn’t one to shy away from either.

"Alright, you’ve got yourself a deal, Mr. Croc," Archer said, his grin returning with a touch of menace. "But, the Cross Guild keeps an eye out for my and Rosinante’s oldest son, Law."

Crocodile was quiet for a moment, no doubt rolling his eyes on the other end. "Can’t you keep your brats under control?" he asked, his voice dripping with disdain.

Archer shot back, grinning. "Just keep an eye out for him, or I’ll sic Luc on you."

There was a brief, awkward silence before Crocodile responded with a grunt. "Fine. Deal. Just get to the job."

With a satisfied smile, Archer said his goodbyes. "Goodbye, Mr. Croc," he teased one last time before hanging up the Den Den, chuckling to himself.

Still grinning like a man who'd just made a devilish deal, Archer walked into the galley, where the crew was gathered, chatting and relaxing. The moment they saw him, the room fell silent. Archer’s expression only made it worse. With a bright, almost manic smile, he clapped his hands together.

"We’ve got a place to be," he said, his voice laced with excitement and a hint of menace.

Timble, blinked up at him, confused. "Where are we going?" he asked, tilting his head.

Archer’s grin widened, as if he was about to share a secret no one else would expect. "We’re going to Mary Geoise," he said, his tone almost gleeful.

The crew froze, their faces blank as they processed what Archer had just said. Their eyes widened, and jaws dropped. The room was filled with stunned silence, save for the occasional clink of utensils dropping from people’s hands.

"Mary Geoise?" Raya finally managed to ask, her voice cracking slightly from disbelief. "Are you serious?"

Archer’s grin only grew. "Oh, I’m dead serious," he said. "We’ve got a few things to settle there, and we’re going to make a grand entrance. So buckle up."

Chapter 82: Places to be

Summary:

Foot in mouth
Forks
Patchwork
A Giles down
How to fry a bird - Gin and Ace style
News
Confused Pengiun and Scachi
Heavy duty
Memories
Lets go!

Notes:

WARING!
Mentions of rape.

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Chapter Text

The entire crew, along with Penguin and Shachi, stared at Archer as if he had finally lost his mind. The bold glint in his golden eyes and the confident grin stretched across his freckled face didn’t help matters. Go straight into the heart of the World Government? Had he lost his marbles entirely?

Penguin exchanged a nervous glance with Shachi, who was looking scared. Timble, perched on a barrel nearby, simply whistled under his breath, a mischievous glint in his eye. Meanwhile, Raya took a long swig from her flask, her purple eyes narrowing as she studied Archer’s nonchalant stance.

At the center of it all, Rosinante stood still, his expression unreadable behind the shadow cast by his blond hair. Slowly, he turned to face his husband, his lips forming a thin line as he spoke with a level tone. “Archer... A word. In private.”

Archer’s grin faltered just slightly, but he nodded without hesitation. “Of course, love.”

Without another word, Rosinante turned and walked toward their cabin, his coat billowing behind him. Archer followed, his confident swagger not quite masking the tension in his shoulders.

As the door clicked shut behind them, the remaining crew was left in awkward silence. Raya, never one to let a moment go without commentary, leaned toward Gin and whispered with a sly smirk, “Mommy and Daddy needs to talk.”

Gin groaned, rolling his eyes as he adjusted the hilt of his blade. “Raya, seriously?”

Timble snickered from his spot, sharp teeth flashing in amusement. “She’s not wrong, though.”

 

When Archer and Rosinante entered their cabin, Rosinante slammed the door closed behind them, so hard that Archer jumped. Putting his hands in his hair, Rosinante began to pace around the small space, his boots thudding heavily against the wooden floor. His face was flushed with anger, brows furrowed, and his lips pressed into a thin line.

When he finally stopped, he turned and looked directly at his husband, his voice trembling with frustration.

"Not once, Archer. Not once in our almost fifteen years together have I ever questioned your decisions. Never. But now? Mary Geoise? My old home? A place I’ve spent my entire life trying to forget? And for what? For the Cross Guild?"

His voice cracked slightly as he continued, his chest heaving with every breath. "Why the fuck—would we risk everything to go there? Do you understand what you're asking of me? Do you have any idea what it feels like to even think about setting foot back there?"

His sharp gaze pierced into Archer, demanding an answer.

Archer took a deep breath, his chest rising and falling slowly as he steadied himself. Rattled by Rosinante's outburst and the raw anger behind it, he spoke hurriedly but firmly.

"Crocodile called in the favor we owe him and the Cross Guild—for looking for Sabo. They’ve got information, Rosi. Real information. The Revolutionaries are on the move. They’re planning an attack on Mary Geoise. And all we have to do—all the Roaring Pirates have to do—is observe. Nothing else."

Archer took a hesitant step closer, his golden eyes wide and earnest, trying to bridge the gap between them. "And if we’re lucky… maybe we can find someone, anyone, who’s heard from Sabo."

When Archer finished speaking, he looked at Rosinante with big, pleading eyes, silently begging him to understand.

When Rosinante didn’t answer him, Archer walked closer, his movements slow and deliberate, as if approaching a frightened animal. He reached out, gently taking Rosinante’s hand in his, and placed his other hand softly against Rosinante’s cheek. His thumb brushed lightly over the stubble there as he tilted his head, meeting his husband’s troubled gaze.

With an even, steady voice, Archer spoke.
“I know, Rosi. I know you’ve never stopped me before. I know how much you hate that place—how much it still haunts you. And I understand that. I respect that.” He paused, his golden eyes locking with Rosinante’s. “If you truly don’t want to go… we won’t. I promise you.”

Archer’s voice was even, but his eyes carried the weight of his sincerity, trying to convey just how much he meant every word.

Rosinante let out a deep sigh, his shoulders sagging as the tension started to leave his body. He reached up with his free hand and placed it over Archer’s, still resting on his cheek. His thumb brushed against Archer’s knuckles as his eyes softened.

“Can I… just have some time to think about it?” he whispered, his voice cracking slightly.

At that, Archer smiled softly, his usual playful smirk replaced by something far more tender. He leaned forward, pressing a gentle kiss to Rosinante’s lips. When he pulled back, he spoke in a low voice.
“You have all the time in the world, love.”

Rosinante gave a weak chuckle, his lips curling into a faint smile as he leaned forward to kiss Archer again, this time lingering a little longer. When they parted, Rosinante whispered, “I’m sorry for reacting like that.”

Archer shook his head, his smile widening. “It’s nothing, Rosi. We’re a team. We’ll figure this out.”

After a short moment, Archer let out a soft sigh and gently removed his hand from Rosinante’s cheek, stepping back to give them both a little space. His smile was faint but warm as he tucked his hands into his pockets.

“I should head to the infirmary,” he said softly. “It’s almost time for my shift.”

Before Archer could turn away, Rosinante surged forward, cupping Archer’s face in his large hands and kissing him deeply. The kiss was full of apology, affection, and the unspoken words that lingered between them. When they finally pulled apart, Rosinante rested his forehead against Archer’s and whispered, “I’m sorry… for getting so angry.”

Archer chuckled, his grin returning in full force. “Oh, please. If I ignored your opinion on something like this, I’d be the shittiest husband alive.”

He gave Rosinante a playful wink before stepping around him and making his way to the door. Just as he reached it, Archer smacked Rosinante lightly on the ass, earning a surprised yelp. Over his shoulder, he grinned wickedly.

“Now, go calm down the kids before they start thinking Mommy and Daddy are getting a divorce.”

Rosinante let out a deep, genuine laugh, one that rumbled from his chest and filled the small cabin with warmth. As Archer disappeared out the door, Rosinante shook his head, a fond smile playing on his lips as he prepared to face their chaotic crew.

Archer's shift in the infirmary went off without a hitch. He was chatting with Jean Bart, who, for the eleventh time, asked if Law and Bepo were truly alive. And for the eleventh time, Archer confirmed it with a patient nod and a small smile.

Gin, the saint he was, came down with food for everyone—well, at least for those who were awake. Ikkaku was still out cold, but Raya had assured them she would wake up anytime soon.

Archer had just set his empty plate and fork down, his shoulders relaxing slightly as he focused on calming down Uni. The poor man was struggling to wrap his head around the fact that the remaining Heart Pirates had been saved by their captain's fathers, of all people, and were now aboard the Silence—while their own captain was still missing in action.

Just as Archer had nearly succeeded in soothing Uni's frayed nerves, a sudden sharp pain shot through his hand. His golden eyes snapped down, widening in shock as he realized his fork was jammed straight into the middle of his palm, blood pooling and dripping onto the floor.

For a moment, there was silence—Archer, Uni, and Jean Bart all staring in shared horror at the fork lodged in his hand. Then, Archer followed their stunned gazes to the source of the chaos: Ikkaku, now very much awake, her face pale but her eyes wild with panic. Her first conscious act had apparently been to stab Archer with his own fork.

And then she screamed.

Loud.

Very loud.

What followed could only be described as total anarchy.

Archer bolted out of the infirmary, the fork still protruding grotesquely from his hand, yelling at the top of his lungs for Raya while chaos erupted behind him.

 

Later, after Raya had somewhat managed to calm Ikkaku down, she moved her to Gin's former cabin. Raya had taken the time to carefully explain what had happened—the fate of the Heart Pirates, the situation with Law, and the fact that Ikkaku was now onboard the Silence. Scared out of her mind and overwhelmed by the sudden turn of events, Ikkaku clung tightly to Raya, the only other adult woman on the ship.

This left Archer to tend to his wounded hand by himself—not that he minded. With a resigned sigh, he gripped the fork still lodged in his hand and yanked it out, watching with mild fascination as blood spurted out in an impressive arc. The sight was enough to cause Giles, of all people, to faint on the spot.

Shrugging, Archer grabbed a bottle of Raya's rum, poured it generously over the wound, hissing through his teeth at the sting, and then wrapped it up with some clean bandages. With his hand crudely patched up, he declared the situation handled and called it a day.

Archer then pulled out a cigarette and popped open a beer, enjoying the view of the ocean while Tama and Luc fanned a still-passed-out Giles. Archer couldn't help but smile at the situation—it was pure madness. If that wasn’t enough, a messenger bird suddenly flew toward them.

Timble, with the reflexes of a seasoned hunter and the enthusiasm of a hyperactive child, threw his tiny spear at it, impaling the poor bird mid-air. It dropped like a stone onto the deck.

"Direct hit!" Timble cheered, raising his arms in victory.

Gin jumped around happily, pointing at the bird. "That's a fat one! We can roast it! Oh, the possibilities!"

Ace, arms crossed and an amused grin on his face, asked, "With onions and paprika?"

Rosinante, standing at the edge of the deck with the newspaper now in his hands, simply sighed and muttered, "This crew is absolutely unhinged."

Meanwhile, Penguin and Shachi stood frozen, looking at the chaotic scene in front of them like they were witnessing a group of escaped lunatics.

"Are they always like this?" Shachi whispered.

Penguin nodded solemnly. "Every single day."

Amidst the madness, Archer took a long drag from his cigarette, leaned back against the railing, and chuckled under his breath. Life aboard the Silence was never dull, and honestly, he wouldn’t have it any other way.

Rosinante then looked at Archer, holding out the newspaper with a serious expression. "Your war declaration made the headlines," he said, handing it over.

Archer’s grin spread wide as he snatched the paper. "Ace!" he shouted, cutting through the chaos of Gin’s enthusiastic explanation about roasting the unfortunate bird. "Get my glasses!"

Ace paused mid-question, blinked, and then jogged over to hand his dad his reading glasses with a smirk. "You really need to start keeping these on you, old man."

Archer ignored the jab, slipping on the glasses and eagerly scanning the front page. Around him, the crew carried on—Tama and Luc still fanning Giles, Timble inspecting his tiny spear with pride, and Gin and Ace now arguing about seasoning. Rosinante stood nearby, arms crossed but with a faint smile tugging at the corner of his lips, watching his husband dive into the headlines with childlike excitement.

 

World in Shock: Portgas D. Archer Declares War Against Blackbeard

In a stunning turn of events, Portgas D. Archer, Captain of the Roaring Pirates, has officially declared both war and a blood feud against Emperor Marshall D. Teach, better known as Blackbeard. This declaration isn't merely personal—it carries the weight of entire dynasties and alliances, shaking the very foundations of the world.

Portgas D. Archer, alongside his husband Portgas Rosinante, stand as patriarchs of two of the most feared bloodlines in history—the D. Portgas clan and the D. Rocks clan—while simultaneously holding leadership over the infamous Donquixote Family. Their declaration was echoed by their sons: Portgas D. Ace, leader of the D. Gol clan and heir to the D. Portgas and D. Rocks legacies; Trafalgar D. Water Law, leader of the D. Trafalgar clan and former Warlord of the Sea; and Monkey D. Luffy, member of the D. Monkey clan and an Emperor of the Sea himself.

The Charges Against Blackbeard

The reasons behind this declaration are as numerous as they are severe. Blackbeard stands accused of:

  • The murder of Thatch, a beloved member of the Whitebeard Pirates.
  • The betrayal and subsequent murder of Whitebeard himself.
  • Handing Portgas D. Ace over to the Marines, resulting in the almost execution of said Portgas.
  • The recent attack on Trafalgar D. Water Law, which decimated his crew and left his submarine in ruins.

For these crimes, the Roaring Pirates have vowed revenge, not just as pirates but as fathers, brothers, sisters and leaders of some of the most powerful clans in the world.

The Shadows of History: The Rocks Legacy

What shocked the world even more was the confirmation of Archer's lineage. As the leader of the D. Rocks clan, Archer carries the blood of Rocks D. Xebec—the legendary and terrifying pirate whose ambitions once threatened to overthrow the entire World Government. Adding to the weight of this legacy is Archer's father, Portgas D. Hunter, whose name was previously feared around the world as a notorious rouge and outlaw.

Portgas D. Rouge, Archer's older sister and the mother of Portgas D. Ace, further ties this tangled web of bloodlines to the legacy of Gol D. Roger, the former Pirate King. Rouge’s tragic story and her sacrifice for her son have long been whispered in hushed tones, but now her legacy rises again through her brother, her son, and her extended family.

The Roaring Alliance: A Force Like No Other

What makes this declaration even more terrifying is the alliances backing the Roaring Pirates. Standing with them are:

  • The Cross Guild: Led by Emperor Buggy the Clown, alongside former Warlords Dracule Mihawk and Crocodile.
  • The Red-Haired Pirates: Commanded by Emperor Shanks, one of the most respected and feared men on the seas.
  • The Straw Hat Grand Fleet: A massive coalition loyal to Monkey D. Luffy, who stands as one of Archer and Rosinante's sons.
  • The Revolutionary Army: With their second son, Portgas Sabo, serving as one of its most prominent commanders.

This means that the Roaring Pirates can call upon the support of three Emperors of the Sea, three former Warlords, and a fleet capable of shaking nations. In stark contrast, Blackbeard stands largely alone, despite his own formidable power and influence.

The World Government's Growing Fear

The sheer weight of these alliances has left the World Government, and the Marines paralyzed. For years, they have feared the resurgence of the Rocks legacy, and now, through husbands, and their sons, it has returned in full force. The combined strength of the Portgas, Rocks, Donquixote, Gol, Monkey and Trafalgar legacies is unlike anything the world has ever seen.

An Unstoppable Force

Even without the official title of Emperors, Portgas D. Archer and Portgas Rosinante have proven themselves to be the most powerful figures on the seas. With their sons by their side and alliances spanning continents, their influence and power are unmatched.

The impending clash between the Roaring Pirates and the Blackbeard Pirates is set to redefine the balance of power in the world. The seas are trembling, and no one—not the World Government, not the Marines, and certainly not Blackbeard—can predict how this war will end.

But one thing is certain: The era of the Golden Terror and the Silent Giant has arrived, and the world may never recover from the storm they are about to unleash.

  • Morgans - World Economy News Paper

Bounty of the Roaring Pirates:

  1. Portgas D. Archer "The Golden Terror"

Bounty: 2.9 Billion Berries
Known for his unpredictable temperament and terrifying fighting style, the captain of the Roaring Pirates, Portgas D. Archer, has earned a bounty of 2.9 billion Berries. With his deadly devil fruit and unparalleled willpower, Portgas has become a major figure in the world of pirates. His recent activities, including his public declaration of war against Teach "Blackbeard" Marshall, have only heightened his notoriety.

  1. Portgas Donquixote Rosinante "The Silent Giant"

Bounty: 2.5 Billion Berries ,

The stoic and calculating co-captain of the Roaring Pirates, has earned a bounty of 2.5 billion Berries. Known as "The Silent Giant," his intelligence and strategic mind make him a formidable opponent. Despite his calm demeanor, his loyalty to his crew and family is unmatched, and he's proven time and again that he’s a force to be reckoned with.

  1. Portgas D. Ace "Firefist"

Bounty: 2.5 Billion Berries
The third son of the Portgas couple, Ace, has made a name for himself with his incredible power and fiery temper. Known as "Firefist," Ace is feared across the seas for his devastating devil fruit abilities and sheer strength in battle. His loyalty to his crew and his passion for vengeance have earned him a bounty of 2.5 billion Berries.

  1. Raya "The Witch"

Bounty: 1.8 Billion Berries
The cold and unpredictable Raya, wielding the power of the Nioi Nioi no Mi, a Devil Fruit that allows her to manipulate scent, has a bounty of 1.8 billion Berries. Known as "The Witch," Raya’s eccentric personality and her powerful combat skills make her a wildcard in the crew, and her bounty reflects the danger she poses.

  1. Giles "The Trident"

Bounty: 1.3 Billion Berries
The fishman Giles, known for his powerful voice and combat skills and former affiliation with the Arlong pirates, has earned a bounty of 1.3 billion Berries. Nicknamed "The Trident" for his ruthless and precise fighting style, Giles is a key member of the Roaring Pirates who uses his natural fishman abilities to terrifying effect.

  1. Gin "The Breaker"

Bounty: 1 Billion Berries
Gin, known for his incredible strength and ability to shatter anything in his path and as a former member of the Don Krieg pirates, has been given a bounty of 1 billion Berries. His brute force and no-nonsense attitude have earned him the title "The Breaker." Gin is not one to back down from a fight, making him a key asset to the Roaring Pirates' crew.

  1. Timble "Strawberry Paul"

Bounty: 1 Billion Berries
Timble, a mischievous and resourceful member of the Roaring Pirates, has been awarded a bounty of 1 billion Berries. Known as "Strawberry Paul," his quick thinking and ability to get out of sticky situations make him an invaluable member of the crew. Timble's bounty is a testament to his cunning and his willingness to fight alongside his comrades when needed.

  1. Portgas Donquixote Lucindra "The Heir"

Bounty: 500 Million Berries
Lucindra, the youngest member of the Roaring Pirates, and daughter of the captains, has earned a bounty of 500 million Berries. Known as "The Heir," Lucindra has inherited her family’s strength and intelligence, and though young, her potential has already been recognized by the world government. Don’t be fooled by her youth—Lucindra is a force to be reckoned with.

  1. Portgas Tama "The Gentle"

Bounty: 500 Million Berries
Tama, the gentle but strong-hearted oldest daughter of the captains, has earned herself a bounty of 500 million Berries. Known as "The Gentle," her nurturing nature belies her abilities and cunning. Tama’s loyalty to her family and crew has made her a formidable and respected member of the Roaring Pirates.

  1. Nugget "Demon Bird"

Bounty: 400 Million Berries
The former pet of Robb Luci, has a bounty of 400 million Berries. Dubbed "Demon Bird" in battle, Nugget is a wildcard with a growing reputation.

 

Archer chuckled as he handed the newspaper over to Gin and Ace, their eyes scanning the printed bounties. The weight of their notoriety felt heavy in the air, but it was a sensation Archer embraced. His gaze flickered to Rosinante, who was standing by with a slight smile, the edges of his lips curling in acknowledgment of their rising influence. Archer couldn't help but grin.

He turned to his husband, his voice steady but laced with a quiet confidence. "The dice are cast, Rosi," Archer said, his eyes never leaving Rosinante’s. "It'll be a cold day in hell before we lose."

Before Rosinante could respond, Archer was suddenly tackled by Ace, who wrapped his arms around him with the kind of force that could have knocked any other person over. Archer let out a surprised grunt, but then chuckled, returning the embrace. Ace squeezed tighter, his voice thick with emotion.

"I’m so grateful, Dad," Ace said, his words full of raw sincerity. "For remembering Thatch and Whitebeard in your war declaration... It means so much to me."

Archer, his expression softening as he hugged his son back, whispered, "No one will be forgotten, Ace. No one." He gave Ace an affectionate pat on the back before pulling away slightly to look at him with a smirk. "Just don’t tell your brothers I’m getting soft, alright?"

Ace's face cracked into a grin, but before he could say anything, a ruckus broke out behind them. Gin, with one hand firmly holding Timble back, was doing his best to calm the raging voice that was coming from their smallest member.

“Paul is not my name! It’s Timble!” Timble shouted, flailing against Gin’s grip. “You—You—Why did Archer do this to me?!"

Gin sighed, his usual calm on full display despite the madness around him. "You’re making this much worse, Timble," he muttered, rolling his eyes. "Just relax."

Archer raised an eyebrow, then smirked widely. "Oh, Timble," he called over to the small man, "I’m sure Strawberry Paul will grow on you. Trust me, the name fits."

Timble’s face went bright red, and he shouted something else about never forgiving Archer, but it was drowned out by the laughter that followed. The crew, who had been quietly observing, couldn’t hold back their amusement.

Archer and Rosinante’s crew, usually feared across the seas, had moments where they were anything but terrifying. As Penguin and Scachi observed the playful banter and chaos unfolding between the captains and the rest of their crew, they couldn't help but look at each other with wide eyes. The crew, known for their power and fierce reputation, seemed completely different now—like a big, dysfunctional family. It was a stark contrast to the image of ruthless pirates they had expected, and it left the two of them feeling somewhat confused.

Rosinante, noticing their confused expressions, couldn’t resist grinning. "Don’t worry," he said with a chuckle, "you’ll get used to it. We're a bit of a handful." He leaned back in his chair, ready to share stories of their past adventures and the moments that had shaped their wild crew. His grin widened, and his eyes sparkled with the anticipation of recounting their epic, often ridiculous, and sometimes terrifying experiences. It was a side to their infamous reputation that Penguin and Scachi hadn’t seen, and it would be a while before they fully understood how the most feared pirates could also be the most caring.

But before he could start, a voice broke through the moment.

"Archer!" Raya called from the deck, her tone serious. Archer looked up from the conversation, raising an eyebrow in curiosity. "Come with me," she added, her expression unreadable.

Curious, Archer got to his feet and made his way over to her. "What’s up?" he asked quietly as he joined her. His instincts told him that something serious was on the horizon, and Raya’s usual mood was far from her usual teasing self.

Raya sighed, looking around to make sure no one else was within earshot before speaking. "I need you to talk with Ikkaku," she said softly. "I know it’s not easy, but... she needs you. We both need you." Her voice trembled slightly as she spoke, and Archer’s heart clenched. He could tell this wasn’t something she wanted to ask of him, but she knew he was the one who could help.

Archer felt a knot form in his stomach. He would rather amputate his own leg than revisit his past trauma, but he knew that Ikkaku, and perhaps even Raya herself, needed to hear that someone—someone like him—understood. He didn’t have the luxury of avoiding it. With a heavy sigh, he nodded, "Let’s do it."

The two of them walked to the cabin where Ikkaku was waiting. As they entered, Ikkaku looked up at them, her face drawn and weary. Raya took a seat first, and Archer followed, sitting down beside her. He glanced at Ikkaku, who was visibly tense, before Raya began speaking.

She told Ikkaku about her own painful past, about her time on the slave ship, and how Archer and Rosinante had saved her, offered her a family, and helped her heal. The story wasn’t easy for her to tell, but she spoke with conviction, offering the words that might allow Ikkaku to understand that healing wasn’t only possible, but within reach when one was ready.

When Raya finished, Archer took a deep breath, his mind reeling with the memories he’d buried so deep. He closed his eyes for a moment, gathering the strength to speak. His voice was quieter than usual as he began.

"Doflamingo," he started, his hands trembling slightly. "He did things to me that... that still haunt me. It was at Punk Hazard. I was rescued by Smoker, but even after that, I felt like I was drowning. I felt dirty, like I was broken. But then... I had Rosinante, I had Raya, and I had my sons and my crew. They helped me survive. They made me feel like I wasn’t alone in it."

He paused for a moment, the weight of his words pressing down on him, but he knew he had to keep going. "There was this house in Dressrosa. Doflamingo almost succeeded in—" He stopped for a second, shaking his head to rid himself of the horrible memory. "Rosinante saved me. He fought for me. And my sons—they fought for me. I’ve have panic attacks, yeah, but with my family around me... I’m still standing."

Archer looked directly at Ikkaku, his voice firm but gentle. "You are not broken, Ikkaku. What happened to you—what’s happening to you—none of it is your fault. You never have to feel ashamed. And you never have to go through it alone. You can talk to me and Raya, anytime, day or night."

Raya nodded in agreement, her expression filled with empathy. "You’re family, Ikkaku. We’re here for you."

Ikkaku’s eyes welled with tears, and she looked down for a moment, overwhelmed by the kindness and understanding they were offering her. Then, she looked back up at them, her voice shaky but full of gratitude. "Thank you... both of you. I... I’m so grateful."

Archer reached out, placing a hand on her shoulder. "We’ve got you, Ikkaku. Always."

The three of them sat together in silence for a while, the weight of the conversation lingering in the air. But it wasn’t a heavy silence. And in that silence, Ikkaku knew she wasn’t alone anymore.

 

Later that evening, after tucking the girls in and making sure everyone else was settled, Archer felt the weight of the day finally catch up to him. His mind was racing, his heart heavy with everything that had happened. The conversation with Ikkaku, the emotions that had been dredged up—he was drained, physically and mentally.

As he made his way to their cabin, he found Rosinante already there, lying in bed. Without needing to speak, Archer slid in beside him, feeling the comfort of his husband's presence. He didn’t need words to express what he was feeling—Rosinante always knew. His husband’s quiet understanding, the way he pulled Archer close and wrapped his arms around him, was all Archer needed.

Rosinante's voice was soft, but steady. "Tomorrow, we sail towards Mary Geoise," he murmured, his fingers lightly tracing the back of Archer’s neck.

Archer smiled softly, his eyes closing as he nestled into Rosinante’s warmth. He leaned up just enough to press a gentle kiss to his husband's lips. "Sounds like a plan," he whispered, his voice barely above a breath.

Chapter 83: Gentlemen please!

Summary:

Goldfever
Close your eyes my darlings
Rubble
The rich uncle
Little fellar
Dad-son day out
Manners
Still dont care

Notes:

May you all have a happy new year! :D

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Chapter Text

The air was thick with salt and tension as the towering silhouette of Mary Geoise loomed in the distance. The horizon was painted in shades of crimson and gold as the sun began to rise, casting an ominous glow over the infamous Holy Land. Archer stood near the bow of the Silence, the sea breeze tugging at his golden hair and the edges of his shirt. Beside him, Ace leaned casually against the railing, though his sharp eyes flicked occasionally toward his dad’s bandaged hand.

“Your hand okay, old man?” Ace asked, his voice lined with concern, though he tried to keep his tone light.

Archer smirked, holding up the heavily wrapped hand, flexing his fingers just enough to show that it still worked. “I’ve had worse, little spark. But I’ll admit, it was pretty funny watching Giles hit the deck like a sack of potatoes when he saw the blood.”

From the helm, Giles let out an indignant grumble without taking his eyes off the horizon. “Blood isn’t supposed to squirt like that! That was unnatural, Captain!”

Ace snorted, biting back a laugh, while Archer barked out a genuine one, the sound carrying across the deck. It was a rare moment of levity in the face of what awaited them.

Behind them, the crew bustled with preparation. Raya stood near the mast, her sharp eyes scanning their surroundings while her fingers absentmindedly toyed with the edge of a dagger. Timble and Gin were securing crates, their banter light but their movements precise. Lucindra and Tama sat cross-legged on the deck, their voices a mix of whispers and giggles as they played with Nugget, who preened under their attention.

Behind them, Rosinante appeared, his tall figure casting a long shadow over the deck as he called everyone together for the final briefing. Archer joined his husband, leaning casually against a barrel, but his sharp eyes missed nothing as the crew gathered. Rosinante, with the weight of his early years spent in Mary Geoise etched into his voice, began laying out their plan.

"We are not here to start an all-out war," Rosinante said firmly, his voice carrying across the deck. "Our mission is to observe the conflict between the Revolutionaries and whatever Admirals or Holy Knights show up. This isn’t our fight—but we will act if needed."

When he was finished, Rosinante turned to Archer, who pushed off the barrel and stepped forward with a wicked smirk.

"While we’re observing, we’re also going to do what we do best," Archer said, his golden eyes glinting with mischief. "We’ll free as many slaves as possible. And let’s not forget—when the fighting starts, all those so-called 'nobles' will scatter like roaches into their hidey-holes. You know what that means, don’t you?"

The crew exchanged knowing grins, leaning in closer.

"Their grand mansions will be completely empty," Archer continued, his smirk widening. "Ripe for the picking!"

A chorus of cheers and wicked laughter erupted from the crew. The promise of treasure was always a good motivator.

But then Luc stepped forward, clutching the small necklace around her neck. Her soft voice cut through the noise.

"Grandpa told me something in the forest," Luc said, her brown eyes serious. "He said I need to go to our old home. He said I have to unlock the basement door with my necklace."

Both Archer and Rosinante froze, their smiles fading as they turned their full attention to their daughter.

"What do you mean, sweetheart?" Archer asked gently, stepping closer.

Luc fiddled with the pendant nervously. "Grandpa said... all the Donquixote treasures were hidden away by my grandfather before the other nobles burned our mansion down. He said it’s still there, waiting for us."

A heavy silence fell over the deck as the weight of Luc’s words settled on everyone. Rosinante’s brows furrowed deeply, and Archer’s smirk was replaced by a thoughtful frown.

"Looks like we might have more to do in Mary Geoise than we thought," Archer said quietly, exchanging a glance with Rosinante.

Rosinante nodded. "Then we’ll add it to the plan. Whatever’s down there, we’ll find it—and we’ll make sure it doesn’t fall into the wrong hands."

The crew murmured in agreement as the tension hung heavy in the air, the shadow of Mary Geoise looming larger on the horizon.

 

Giles had discovered a hidden grove where they could discreetly dock the Silence. The crew worked quickly, securing the ship in the cover of dense foliage and shadows. Archer stood near the gangplank, exchanging a few firm words with Penguin, who had been put in charge of protecting the ship while the rest of the crew ventured into the heart of Mary Geoise.

"You know the drill, Peng," Archer said, his golden eyes sharp and serious. "Keep everyone here safe, and if things go sideways, you know what to do."

Penguin gave a curt nod, adjusting his hat. "Got it, big boss. No one gets close without me knowing."

Nearby, Rosinante crouched down to Nugget, giving the bird a few gentle pats. "You stay here with Penguin, okay? If anything happens—anything at all—you fly straight to us. Understand?"

The bird gave an indignant squawk, ruffling its feathers, before hopping onto Penguin's shoulder. Rosinante straightened up, his towering frame casting a long shadow over the deck.

Archer smirked and clapped Penguin on the shoulder. "Take care of our girl, and don't let Nugget sass you too much."

 

It was almost too easy, really. His whole life, Archer had been told that the World Nobles were untouchable and sacred—almost gods compared to regular people. But as he entered the pristine city of Mary Geoise, his first impression was that it was all horseshit, really. Yes, it was grand and opulent, but every polished stone and golden embellishment was laid with the blood and tears of slaves.

He mused to himself, wondering if the nobles even knew how to wipe their own asses without assistance. Rosinante, overhearing his husband's grumbled musings, simply smiled faintly before leading the group into a narrow alleyway.

Once out of immediate sight, Rosinante turned to Raya, Giles, Gin, and Timble. His voice was steady as he gave his orders: they were to free as many slaves as possible, eliminate any nobles they encountered—except for children—and, of course, rob them blind. The five saluted sharply before disappearing into the shadows, ready to carry out their captains' commands.

Rosinante then turned his attention to Archer, Ace, Luc, and Tama. His tone softened slightly as he explained that he and Luc would lead them to the ruins of the Donquixote mansion. Whatever treasure or secrets Mjosgard had hidden there awaited them. He reminded the girls to stay close, his protective instincts flaring despite the dire situation.

As they slowly moved through the streets, the chaos of battle began to unfold around them. Explosions echoed in the distance, and smoke rose into the sky. Yet, amidst it all, Archer couldn't help but stop and stare at one particular clash. A massive, walking, talking tree was duking it out with an equally massive man who had what could only be described as... sausage lips.

Archer blinked, his grin spreading wide across his face. "Weird shit, really," he muttered under his breath, his golden eyes glinting with amusement.

Ace, walking beside him, leaned closer and whispered, "Dad... who the hell is the guy with the sausage lips?"

Archer snorted, barely holding back laughter. "No clue, kid. But I'll be damned if this isn't the most ridiculous thing I've seen in years."

Rosinante, composed despite the absurdity of the situation, simply shook his head and gestured for them to keep moving. "Focus, you two. We're not here for sightseeing."

Archer chuckled but followed along, his grin never fading as the bizarre battle raged behind them.

Soon after, they ran into trouble. Seven nobles and their guards rounded a corner and spotted them. The nobles began to shriek, their high-pitched voices echoing off the marble walls as they barked orders for their guards to kill the intruders.

Archer smirked. Score.

Without looking back, he casually told Rosinante and Ace, "Cover the girls' eyes."

Grinning like a predator, Archer drew his haladies, their edges gleaming menacingly in the pale light. He lunged forward, and it was over before it truly began. The guards were sluggish and poorly trained, and the nobles... well, they squealed like the pigs they were, stumbling over their silk robes and tripping on their own arrogance.

When the last body hit the ground, Archer sheathed his weapons with a flick of his wrists. He turned back to his family with a smirk.

"Coast is clear," he said casually, as if he hadn't just carved through a group of armed men.

Rosinante lowered his hand from Luc and Tama's eyes, and Ace let out an impressed whistle. Together, they moved forward, slipping deeper into the gilded labyrinth of Mary Geoise.

It took them about fifteen minutes of walking—and twenty-five dead nobles—to reach the former Donquixote mansion. The ruins stood stark and broken against the rest of the city, their grandeur reduced to rubble and ash. Archer let out a low whistle, stepping forward with his hands on his hips.

"So, this is where you two grew up?" he asked, turning toward Rosinante and Luc.

Rosinante nodded solemnly, his hand resting protectively on Luc's shoulder. "It was... once.."

Luc said nothing, her brown eyes fixed on the broken remnants of the mansion. Slowly, she stepped forward, her small frame moving with purpose. Archer followed closely, one hand resting reassuringly on Tama's shoulder. Ace trailed behind, his fiery gaze scanning their surroundings.

Luc led them through the ruins, past collapsed archways and shattered stained glass, until they stopped in front of a broken fireplace. The carved stone was cracked, but faint markings remained etched into its surface.

With trembling fingers, Luc reached up and clutched her necklace. The small, delicate key hanging from it gleamed faintly in the dim light. She pressed it into a tiny engraving on the side of the fireplace.

For a moment, nothing happened.

Then, with a low rumble, the stone shifted. Dust and debris fell as a hidden passage revealed itself—stairs descending into the earth.

"Well, shit," Archer muttered, eyebrows raised.

Rosinante stepped forward, placing a hand on Luc's back. "You did good, sweetheart. But we're not done yet."

Archer knelt and scooped Tama into his arms. "Alright, Ace. You're up. Lead the way, and light it up, son."

Ace grinned and raised his hand, flames bursting to life and casting an orange glow across their faces. "You got it, old man."

The group descended into the darkness, Ace leading them with his flaming arm held high. The stone walls around them were damp and cold, and their footsteps echoed eerily.

As they moved deeper underground, Archer glanced over at Rosinante. "Y'know, I can't help but think... whatever's down here, it better be worth it."

Rosinante smirked faintly. "If it's not, at least we got to watch Luc pull off the world's most dramatic fireplace trick."

Luc rolled her eyes, but a tiny smile played on her lips. Tama giggled softly from Archer's arms.

Archer had no idea what to expect, really. So imagine his surprise when gold—gold and more gold—just lay around in chaotic piles. Coins spilled over crates, ornate jewelry glistened under the dim light, and priceless scrolls, letters, and paintings were scattered everywhere. The air smelled of aged parchment and dust, mixed with a faint metallic tang.

As they carefully navigated the treasure-laden space, Rosinante stopped abruptly in front of a massive painting draped in an old sheet. Slowly, he pulled the fabric away, revealing a portrait of his parents—Donquixote Homing and Aldonza—alongside two young boys. One was Rosinante himself, and the other was Doflamingo. The artist had captured them in a fleeting moment of innocence, long before their world shattered.

Archer walked over and stood beside Rosinante, gently taking his husband's hand in his own. They stared at the painting in silence for a moment before Archer broke it with a crooked grin.

"You know," Archer said, his voice soft but teasing, "you absolutely rocked that fountain hairstyle. Did it give you better signal reception for Den Den calls?"

Rosinante blinked, then let out a genuine, hearty laugh—the first real laugh since they had stepped into the basement. His broad shoulders shook, and Archer grinned wider, mission accomplished.

Luc and Tama, standing nearby, exchanged small smiles, while Ace shook his head fondly at his fathers' banter.

Rosinante wiped a tear from the corner of his eye and squeezed Archer's hand. "You're impossible, you know that?"

Archer smirked. "And yet, you married me."

 

Rosinante then clapped his hands together. "Alright, everyone, start packing up what you can. I'll see if I can 'borrow' a horse and a wagon."

Ace handed the girls a big bag each, winking. "You two pack what looks the most expensive and awesome. We want to make this count, alright?"

Tama giggled and Luc nodded seriously, both immediately diving into the glittering piles of treasure.

While Ace helped the girls pack gold and jewels, Archer moved toward the shelves stacked with scrolls and letters. He started dumping as many as he could into his own bag, muttering something about historical value and secret treasure maps. His eyes lit up when he stumbled across journals written by Homing and Mjosgard—and even two by Aldonza and Dorothea.

"Oh, Rosi's gonna love these," Archer muttered to himself with a grin as he carefully stowed them away.

Amidst the cluttered shelves, a small ornate chest caught his eye. Curiosity piqued, Archer flipped the latch and opened it. Inside sat a devil fruit, its intricate swirls and vibrant patterns almost glowing in the dim light. Attached to it was a note: Neko Neko no Mi.

Archer squinted at the fruit. "I have absolutely no fucking clue what you do, but welcome aboard, little guy." With a whistle, he slipped it into his bag and moved along.

From above, Rosinante’s voice echoed. "Alright, time’s up! Fighting’s getting too close for comfort. Everyone, upstairs, now!"

Archer ushered Luc and Tama up the stairs, Ace right behind them. Rosinante followed last, sealing the hidden entrance behind them once they were all out.

At the surface, Rosinante quickly took charge. "I’ll take the girls and the cart back to the Silence. Archer, you and Ace scout the area. See what’s happening and make sure we have a clear escape route."

Archer nodded, pulling Rosinante in for a quick kiss. "Stay safe, love."

Rosinante smiled softly. "You too."

With that, Rosinante cracked the reins and drove the cart away, the sound of fighting and chaos echoing louder with every passing second.

Archer turned to Ace, his smirk sharp and dangerous. "Well, kid, ready to dive headfirst into the shitshow?"

Ace grinned, fire flickering at his fingertips. "Always, dad."

As Archer and Ace moved closer to the fighting, they found a broken wall near the plaza where chaos was unfolding. Archer crouched low and gestured for Ace to take a seat beside him. They settled in, Archer lighting a cigarette with a practiced flick of his lighter, while Ace sprawled casually on a chunk of rubble, looking incredibly bored.

Ace broke the silence first. "So… do you know who those two Admirals are, Dad?"

Squinting through the smoke curling from his cigarette, Archer pointed at the man clad in purple robes, calmly wielding his gravity-infused power amidst the chaos. "That one’s Fujitora. He’s the guy who arrested Doflamingo back in Dressrosa and gave us a head start to escape. Good man." Then, with a shrug, he gestured vaguely toward the massive tree-like figure stomping through the plaza. "As for the big-ass treeman? No clue. Never seen him before."

Ace nodded thoughtfully, his brows furrowing in concentration. "I know two of the attackers down there. From the Revolutionary Army."

Archer’s head snapped toward Ace, eyes narrowing. "Wait, what? Who are they? And more importantly—how the hell do you know them?"

Grinning mischievously, Ace leaned back on his elbows. "Well… while you and Papa were ‘taking a walk’ before the last battle in Wano, Sabo told me."

Archer raised a brow, smirking. "Oh yeah? That was an amazing walk."

Ace’s face immediately flushed red, and he muttered something incoherent under his breath. Archer barked out a laugh and slapped Ace on the back, almost knocking him over. "Alright, alright, kid—spill. Who are they?"

Ace, still blushing, rubbed the back of his neck. "The guy with the crows—that’s Karasu. The cat-looking one with the gadgets? That’s Lindbergh."

Archer took a long drag of his cigarette and exhaled slowly, watching the smoke swirl upward. "Huh. Weird shit. Revolutionaries, Admirals, and… whatever the hell that treeman is. This place is one giant powder keg."

Lighting another cigarette with the glowing embers of the first, Archer leaned forward, sharp golden eyes locked on the unfolding battle below. "Alright, Ace. Let’s see how this shitshow plays out."

But not five seconds later, the big-ass treeman sent some roots their way, trying to dodge the giant man with the sausage lips. The resulting impact caused rubble to rain down on Archer and Ace. Archer had to shift into his hybrid form to lift the debris off them both.

Pissed off, Archer helped Ace to his feet, shaking dust from his hair. "Alright, kid—light that oversized weed on fire. And make it hurt."

Grinning wickedly, Ace clenched his fists, flames sparking to life around them. "With pleasure."

A roaring inferno erupted from Ace’s hands, engulfing the treeman in blistering fire. The plaza fell silent as the flames danced skyward, casting long shadows across stunned faces. Even Fujitora paused mid-motion, and Karasu’s crows circled uncertainly above.

Shifting back into his human form, Archer dusted off his coat, placed his hands on his hips, and shouted down at the stunned combatants below.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL DOING? CAN A MAN NOT SMOKE IN PEACE? HAVE YOU NO MANNERS?"

Ace snorted, barely managing to stifle a laugh. The irony of Archer—a man who had absolutely no manners himself—calling out others for the same was not lost on him.

All eyes were now firmly locked on the two figures atop the broken wall, the flickering firelight casting them in sharp relief. Archer took another drag from his cigarette, unbothered by the attention, while Ace crossed his arms, smirking at the fight they’d just interrupted.

"Well," Archer muttered under his breath, exhaling a plume of smoke. "I think we’ve got their attention now."

From below, Fujitora's calm yet commanding voice rose above the crackling flames and distant sounds of battle. "Portgas… why are you here, of all places?"

Archer grinned, flicking away his cigarette and casually yelling back, "I heard some nobles were in need of help liberating their possessions. And as the good gentleman I am, who was I to say no?"

The shit-eating grin plastered across his face made Ace snort again, barely holding back his laughter as Archer struck an exaggerated pose atop the rubble.

Fujitora sighed heavily, shaking his head as if he had expected nothing less from the infamous Portgas D. Archer.

Without missing a beat, Archer then jumped down from the wall, landing with a swagger as he strode closer to Fujitora. He shoved his hands into his coat pockets, golden eyes gleaming with mischief. "But seriously, Fuji—why the fuck are you defending the nobles? Stupid shit, really."

Before Fujitora could answer, the giant treeman shifted into his human form, stepping forward with an authoritative glare. "Portgas D. Archer! You are under arrest by the World Government!"

That made Archer snort loudly. Turning to face the treeman, he raised a brow and replied flatly, "I have absolutely no fucking idea who you are, and let me tell you—I don’t give a rat's ass about you either."

The treeman bristled and straightened his posture. "I am Admiral Ryokugyu."

Archer stared at him for a moment before lazily shrugging. "Cool. Still don’t give a fuck."

The tension in the air crackled as both Admirals squared off with the sharp-tongued pirate captain, while Ace watched with an amused grin from the sidelines, clearly enjoying the show.

Fujitora sighed deeply and then called, "Portgas Jr, would you come down here, son? I’d like to meet the boy of Gol D. Roger."

Ace stomped forward, his irritation clear. "Roger might’ve been the one to impregnate my mom, but Archer is my dad."

Fujitora nodded with a soft smile. "Fair enough. May I feel your face, Ace? I cannot see you."

Bewildered, Ace hesitated, then nodded. Fujitora gently reached out, his fingers brushing over Ace’s features.

"You look like your dad," Fujitora remarked softly.

Ace smiled faintly. "Thanks."

Archer grinned and chimed in, "Obviously, I’m the handsome one."

Ace muttered under his breath, and Archer smirked.

But Ryokugyu wasn’t done. He pointed an accusatory finger at them both. "You are still under arrest!"

Archer sighed dramatically and gestured lazily toward Ace. "Kid, would you kindly shut him up?"

Ace grinned wickedly, flames dancing in his palms. "With pleasure, Dad."

A roaring fireball erupted from Ace’s hands, hurtling toward Ryokugyu as the battlefield erupted into chaos once again.

Lindbergh stepped forward, her voice sharp as she yelled, "Who do you think you are, barging in here and interrupting our important work?"

Archer raised an unimpressed brow and crossed his arms. "I go where I damned well please, sweetheart. And the day I need the Revolutionaries' permission for anything is the day I jump into the ocean on my own free will."

Karasu, the crow-like Revolutionary, placed a gloved hand on Lindbergh's shoulder, his gravelly voice cutting through the tension. "Calm down, Lindbergh."

Archer smirked and gestured lazily toward him. "Listen to birdman here, yeah? Smart advice."

The large figure with sausage lips and a towering presence stepped forward. "I'm Morley," he said with a warm but curious smile.

Archer gave him a nod. "Pleasure, big guy. Tell me, Morley—any news about my son, Sabo?"

Morley's smile faded as he shook his head solemnly. "No news. We've got nothing yet."

A flicker of disappointment crossed Archer's face, and he let out a heavy sigh. "Figures." His golden eyes glinted sharply as he fixed Morley with a serious stare. "Do me a favor, will you? Tell Dragon my promise still stands. If a single hair on Sabo's head is harmed, I'll kill every last one of you—slowly."

The air grew heavy with the weight of Archer's words, but Morley simply nodded in understanding. Without missing a beat, Archer threw an exaggerated bow, flashing them all a grin like he hadn't just made a terrifying threat. "Well then, ladies and gentlemen, it's been a pleasure."

With a sudden shift, Archer transformed into his massive grizzly bear, fur bristling and claws digging into the ground. Ace leapt gracefully onto his broad back, flames crackling at his fingertips. Archer let out an earth-shaking roar, the deep sound echoing across the battlefield—a clear warning that the Roaring Pirates had been here.

Without another word, Archer took off, his powerful limbs carrying him and Ace away from the shitshow and back towards their family and ship.

 

 

Chapter 84: Scratch that

Summary:

Yelling
Crazy world
Kitten
Bloody work
Tough love
Rough
Rabbit on speed
Third eye

Notes:

Happy new year! May 2025 bring you good times, and may your pillow always be cold!
Leave a comment and a kudos if you like :D

Chapter Text

The wind howled in Archer's ears as he thundered across the uneven terrain, his massive paws hitting the ground with enough force to crack stone. Ace clung to his back, laughing wildly, the sound carrying over the distant screams and crackling fire. Smoke rose in thick plumes from several grand mansions scattered across the Holy Land, their golden rooftops reflecting the inferno consuming them.

Archer bared his teeth in a grin as they passed one particularly impressive blaze. "Raya, you absolute menace," he muttered, his deep voice rumbling through his chest. "I bet she's cackling like a madwoman right now."

As they approached the Silence, anchored and ready, Archer shifted back into his human form, letting Ace land lightly beside him. But instead of Rosinante or the girls rushing to meet them, it was Giles who came barreling down the gangplank, his sharp eyes wide with alarm. The shark-like fishman waved them over with frantic gestures.

Archer stalked forward, his golden eyes narrowing. "Giles! What the fuck is going on? And what is that noise?" He paused, tilting his head slightly as faint, muffled shouting reached his ears. It was Rosinante. No mistaking that voice. But he wasn’t yelling at Archer, or Ace, which was strange in itself. "Who the hell is he yelling at?"

Giles’s throat bobbed as he swallowed hard. "Cap’n, he’s in your cabin with the girls. You need to get there. Now."

Archer’s stomach twisted at the words. Without another question, he bolted towards the cabin, calling over his shoulder, "Get us the hell away from Mary Geoise, Giles! Now!"

The deck vibrated under his boots as the crew began scrambling to hoist the sails. Archer slammed the cabin door open without hesitation, his breath hitching at the scene before him.

Rosinante stood in the middle of the room with his hands on his hips, his face flushed with exasperation as he yelled at—wait. Was that a cat? And why the hell was it hissing at Rosinante? Archer’s brows furrowed as his golden eyes focused on the animal more closely.

Tama stood protectively in front of the creature, arms spread wide as if shielding it from Rosinante’s sharp words. But as Archer squinted, realization struck him like a lightning bolt.

“That’s not a cat…” he muttered. “Is that—Luc?”

The tiny saber-toothed tiger had familiar brown eyes glaring up at Rosinante, and Archer’s head swam with confusion.

“What the actual fuck is going on here?!” Archer bellowed.

Rosinante spun around, choking slightly when he saw his husband covered in dust and bruises. His hand flailed in a wide, exaggerated gesture toward the tiny tiger. "Luc ate the Devil Fruit, Archer! The one you brought back from the basement! And now—NOW SHE’S A FUCKING SABER-TOOTHED TIGER!"

His eye twitched violently, and his free hand was still gesturing in frantic circles as if trying to physically explain the absurdity of the situation.

Archer blinked, then looked down at Luc—tiny paws, saber fangs poking out from her small feline mouth, and those unmistakable brown eyes locked on him.

“Well, shit,” Archer said flatly.

Rosinante threw his arms up in the air. "That’s all you have to say?! 'Well, shit'?! Our daughter is a miniature prehistoric apex predator!"

Archer crossed his arms, fighting the smirk pulling at his lips. "Well, at least she’s still cute."

Luc—kitten, saber-tooth, whatever—let out a sharp, indignant growl that sounded more like a squeaky toy. Tama immediately knelt down and began petting her head, murmuring soothing words.

Running his hand through his hair, Archer asked Rosinante what the problem was.

Rosinante, still visibly angry, threw his hands up and yelled, "The problem, Archer, is that Luc is only seven years old! She's way too young for a Devil Fruit!"

At that, Archer raised an eyebrow, a smirk twitching at the corner of his mouth. "Oh really? You know, I seem to remember a certain conversation we had when Ace ate the Mera Mera no Mi at fifteen. You told me—while I was practically breathing fire from anger—that it was a good age for a Devil Fruit."

Rosinante opened his mouth to protest, but Archer steamrolled ahead, quoting with exaggerated gestures, "'Remember, you were only twelve when you won and ate your Devil Fruit, in a game of poker too. Luffy was six. And I was fifteen when I got mine. Cut him some slack.'"

Rosinante froze, mouth open, eye twitching, clearly unable to come up with a rebuttal. Archer stared pointedly at his husband, arms crossed over his chest.

After a long, silent beat, Archer turned toward Tama, his expression softening. "Alright, Tama, do you want us to find you a Devil Fruit too?" he asked lightly, trying to defuse the tension.

Tama grinned brightly at her dad, her little face lighting up. "I already have one, Dad!"

Archer blinked, completely caught off guard. "Wait—what? You do? Since when? What fruit is it?"

Proudly puffing out her chest, Tama declared, "I'm the user of the Kibi Kibi no Mi!"

Archer stared for a moment before dragging a hand down his face. "Of course you are…"

Before he could process this revelation further, Rosinante cut in, voice still sharp. "None of this changes the fact that Luc needs to turn back!"

Tama frowned, glancing down at her sister-turned-saber-tiger. "But... I don't know how to make her change back."

Archer let out a long sigh, kneeling beside his now furry daughter. He reached out and gently rested a hand on her head. "Alright, Luc. Close your eyes. Take a deep breath, and remember your human form. Picture yourself as you are—two feet, two hands, and your pretty face. Just focus on that."

Luc closed her bright, feline eyes, her little saber-tiger body trembling slightly. Slowly but surely, her form began to shrink and shift until, in a burst of soft light, Luc was back to her human self, her wide brown eyes blinking up at her dad.

Archer smiled, brushing some stray hair from her face. "There she is. Good job, sweetheart. Now, you and Tama head to your cabin and stay there until I come to talk to you, alright?"

The girls, sensing that their dads were about to start arguing again, quickly nodded and scurried out of the room. Once the door shut behind them, Archer and Rosinante turned back to each other, the air crackling with unspoken words.

Not really knowing what to feel, Archer looked up at Rosinante, asking him, "Why the hell did you yell at the girls like that? What on earth was going through your mind?"

Rosinante, still visibly angry, half-yelled back, "They hid it from me, Archer! I only found out because I accidentally stepped on Luc's tail! Do you have any idea how that felt? I thought I killed her!"

At that, Archer burst out laughing, clutching his stomach as he imagined Rosinante's horrified expression. "Oh gods, your face must've been priceless!"

Rosinante's eye twitched, his anger flaring again. "Why are you covered in dust and bruises, Archer? Did you—did you attack the Admirals or the Revolutionaries?!"

It was always a 50-50 chance with Archer, considering his equal hatred for both groups.

Yelling back, Archer shot out, "No! Well, kinda! But not really! A goddamn wall got dropped on me and Ace, alright? A WALL, Rosi!"

And so their shouting match continued, both of them firing accusations and frustrations back and forth, their voices echoing off the cabin walls. At one point, Rosinante threw his arms in the air, and Archer jabbed a finger at him.

Finally, Archer, voice hoarse from yelling, barked, "You need to relax! The world is truly fucked if I’m the reasonable one!"

That only seemed to ignite Rosinante further. "Relax?! RELAX, ARCHER?! Are you—"

Before he could finish, Archer surged forward, grabbed Rosinante by the collar, and pulled him into a hard, demanding kiss.

Rosinante froze for a moment, stunned, before his hands instinctively came up to grip Archer's waist.

Archer deepened the kiss, wrapping his legs around Rosinante's waist and pulling him closer. One of Archer's hands shot up to Rosinante's hair, yanking it back as his teeth sank into the point where Rosinante's neck met his shoulder.

Rosinante hissed, his grip tightening around Archer's waist as he retaliated, biting Archer's bottom lip hard enough to draw blood.

Without wasting a moment, Rosinante lunged forward, his hands gripping Archer's shirt and tearing it open, buttons flying in all directions. The fabric ripped away, revealing Archer's sculpted chest.

 Rosinante's breath quickened as he admired the beauty before him, but his admiration soon turned to ferocity. He leaned in, his lips curling into a sneer, and sank his teeth into Archer's shoulder, marking him with a painful bite.

Archer gasped, his body arching against the wall, as much in pleasure as in pain. Archer, never one to back down, responded with equal ferocity. His hands, calloused from years of hard work, reached up and grabbed Rosinante's shirt, shredding it with a swift motion. Long, angry scratch marks appeared on Rosinante's chest, evidence of Archer's way to leave his mark.

Rosinante grunted, a mixture of pain and excitement coursing through him. he spun Archer around, pressing his chest flat against the wooden wall. The younger man's breath came in short gasps, his golden hair falling over his eyes, concealing the fire within. Rosinante's hands roamed over Archer's body, exploring every inch of his firm, lean muscles.

He kneaded Archer's ass, squeezing and spreading the cheeks, reveling in the power he held over his husband. With a growl, Rosinante spat into his palm, the warm saliva adding lubrication to his fingers. He wasted no time in plunging his fingers into Archer, not caring about gentleness or preparation. He thrust two fingers deep inside, his touch rough and demanding.

Archer's body trembled, his back arching further, as he struggled to accommodate the sudden invasion. Rosinante's fingers worked mercilessly, stretching and scissoring, preparing Archer for what was to come. As Rosinante's fingers continued their relentless assault, Archer's body began to betray him.

He was close to the edge, teetering on the precipice of orgasm. With a desperate cry, he pushed against Rosinante's chest, trying to escape the overwhelming sensations. But Rosinante was not one to be denied. Archer, in a bold move, turned around and wrapped his legs around Rosinante's waist, locking his ankles behind the older man's back.

Their bodies were now pressed together, skin against skin. Rosinante's eyes darkened with desire as he positioned himself at Archer's entrance. With one swift, powerful thrust, he impaled Archer on his thick, throbbing cock. Archer's breath caught in his throat, his body trembling as he was filled completely.

Rosinante's cock, hot and rigid, stretched Archer to his limits, eliciting a mixture of pleasure and discomfort.

Holding Archer firmly by the hips, Rosinante began to move, his thrusts hard and relentless. The sound of flesh slapping against flesh filled the cabin, accompanied by the grunts and moans of the two men. Rosinante's cock pounded into Archer, hitting his prostate with each thrust, driving him closer to the edge.

Archer's head fell back, his golden hair cascading down his shoulders, as he surrendered to the pleasure. His hands gripped Rosinante's shoulders, leaving red marks on his skin. He bit down on his lower lip, drawing blood, as he struggled to hold back his release. But Rosinante's relentless pounding was too much to bear.

In a final, desperate act, Archer bit down on Rosinante's shoulder again, his teeth sinking into the tender flesh. At the same time, he dug his nails into Rosinante's back, leaving deep scratch marks as he claimed ownership of his husband’s body. The pain and pleasure merged into an intense whirlwind, and Archer cried out as his release hit him like a storm.

His body convulsed, his ass clenching tightly around Rosinante's cock, milking it for every drop. Rosinante, feeling Archer's orgasm, couldn't hold back any longer. With a final, powerful thrust, he emptied himself into Archer, his seed spilling deep within the younger man. He roared, his voice echoing through the cabin, as he found his own release.

Their bodies, slick with sweat and cum and blood, remained locked together, their hearts pounding in unison. As their breathing slowed, Rosinante gently lowered Archer to the floor. They stood there, entangled in each other's arms, their chests heaving.

 

After a moment, Rosinante carefully picked Archer up and carried him into the bathroom. They showered together, the warm water washing away the dust, blood, and tension. Archer winced slightly as the water hit his split lip, but he couldn't stop grinning.

"Still angry?" Archer asked, voice light with amusement.

Rosinante glanced at him, a small smile playing on his lips. "No."

Archer chuckled, proud and smug. "Knew a good fuck would take the edge off."

Rosinante laughed softly, shaking his head as he pulled Archer closer under the stream of water.

 

Later Archer and Rosinante entered the girls' cabin, Rosinante raised an eyebrow at his partner. "So, what do we do about Luc and her new powers?" he asked, a hint of amusement in his voice.

Archer grinned, his golden eyes sparkling with mischief. "I'll handle it," he said with confidence. "As a Zoan user myself and her dad, I'm going to make sure she knows exactly how to use those powers." He paused, his grin widening. "And my tough-love training? That'll be punishment enough."

Rosinante chuckled, a soft smile crossing his face as he stepped closer to Archer. He kissed him gently on the lips before pulling away, still smiling. "Luc’s in for a tough time," he said, his voice filled with affection and teasing. "She won’t know what hit her with you as her teacher."

Archer’s grin only grew wider, and he glanced over at Luc, who had been standing silently in the corner, trying her best to stay out of the conversation. Hearing her dad’s words, she gulped, the weight of the situation finally sinking in.

"Dad, are you really going to be that harsh?" Luc asked, her voice full of apprehension as she gave her father a nervous glance.

Archer shrugged nonchalantly, the grin never leaving his face. "You know how it is, Luc. Tough love. If you can’t handle it, then maybe you’re not cut out to be a Zoan user."

Rosinante reached out to ruffle Luc’s hair, his tone now more reassuring. "But don’t worry, kitten. He’ll push you hard, but that’s only because he believes in you."

Luc nodded hesitantly, knowing that when it came to her father’s training methods, things were about to get much harder. But deep down, she knew he had her best interests at heart. She just wasn’t sure if her body could handle the full force of Archer’s tough-love methods.

"Alright, then," Luc said, steeling herself. "I guess I’m ready for whatever you throw at me, Dad."

Archer’s grin shifted into something more serious. "Good. Let’s get started tomorrow, bright and early."

Archer guided the girls toward the galley, his hand resting lightly on Luc's shoulder as they walked. As they entered, the scent of freshly prepared food hit them, and they saw the rest of the crew, including the Four Heart Pirates, already digging in at the table. Ace looked up at his dads, his sharp eyes catching the blood still fresh on Archer’s lip.

“Did you guys fight?” Ace asked, his voice filled with concern as he pointed at Archer’s lip. “It looks like you’re bleeding.”

Before either of them could respond, Raya, with a mischievous grin on her face, leaned forward, clearly ready to stir the pot. “Oh no, Ace, your dads didn’t fight,” she said, her voice dripping with amusement. “They just... fought in a different way.”

Ace’s brow furrowed in confusion, but Raya wasn’t done yet. With a swift motion, she pointed to Rosinante’s back, where faint but still visible scratch marks from Archer’s nails were staining the fabric of his shirt. “They fucked each other silly,” she added, almost too casually for the situation.

Gin and Penguin, sitting nearby, reacted instantly. In a synchronized move, they reached over to cover the girls' ears, their faces a mixture of horror and exasperation. They didn’t need to hear that.

Archer let out a hearty laugh, shaking his head. “She’s got a point,” he said, clearly amused by the situation. “But it wasn’t a fight, Ace. Just... an intense argument.”

Rosinante, however, turned an deep shade of red. His face was a mixture of embarrassment and amusement as he shifted uncomfortably in his seat. “Raya!” he exclaimed, trying to regain some semblance of dignity. "That's not what happened."

The crew, unable to hold back, burst out in laughter. The sound echoed through the galley, as even the Four Heart Pirates—who were usually serious—couldn’t help but join in. Ace, looking a little bewildered but also highly entertained, couldn’t help but laugh too.

Luc, still processing the chaotic nature of her family, looked at Archer, wide-eyed. “Dad... Did you really...?”

Archer gave her a wink. “Don’t worry, kid. You’ll learn when you’re older. For now, let’s just eat.”

Rosinante mumbled under his breath, clearly trying to disappear into his seat. “Archer!”

But Archer just laughed again, clearly enjoying the awkwardness of the situation. "Come on, Rosinante, you love me."

The atmosphere in the galley shifted from playful to tense as Ace’s sudden, very unmanly scream pierced the air. Everyone turned to look at him, surprised by his outburst.

"Ace, what the hell?" Archer asked, blinking in confusion.

Ace was still staring wide-eyed at the mirror hanging on the wall, pointing at it with an almost frantic look. "BRANCH!" he yelled, his voice higher-pitched than usual, as if he had just seen a ghost.

The crew stared at Ace in silence for a moment, trying to process what he had said. "Branch?" Rosinante asked, looking puzzled. "What are you talking about, Ace?"

But before Ace could explain, a voice suddenly echoed from the mirror, sharp and indignant: "MY NAME IS NOT BRANCH! IT'S BRÛLÉE!"

The entire room went dead silent. Archer’s brows furrowed, clearly confused as he turned toward the mirror. Sure enough, there was a figure in the reflection—a woman with a wicked smile and a wild look in her eyes. She didn’t seem to belong to the crew at all.

"What the hell?" Archer muttered, leaning forward as he stared at the mirror. "What the fuck is going on here?"

He stood up, his voice growing louder. "And why is one of Big Mom’s spawn yelling in the middle of our dinner?"

The crew all turned their eyes toward Archer, the shock on their faces mirrored by his. No one knew what to make of this sudden appearance, and the last thing they expected was for a member of Big Mom’s crew to appear through some damn mirror during their meal.

Ace was still standing, his hand outstretched as if he couldn’t believe what was happening. "I—It’s Brûlée! What the hell is she doing here?"

"Clearly causing trouble," Archer said, his hand resting on his hip as he eyed the mirror suspiciously. "I guess we’re just lucky she didn’t show up in the meal."

Rosinante shot Archer a look, his face still flushed from earlier, but now more serious. "Archer, maybe this isn’t the time for jokes." He shifted his focus to the mirror and spoke with more authority. "Brûlée, what do you want?"

Brûlée’s voice echoed from the mirror again, sounding almost casual as if this was all a normal conversation. "So, um... can my brother and I come through? We come in peace," she said with a slight, mischievous tone.

Archer’s eyebrow shot up as he leaned back in his chair, crossing his arms. "Which brother?" he asked, his voice dripping with sarcasm. He muttered under his breath, "Big Mom really spawned like a fucking rabbit on speed..."

Brûlée didn’t seem bothered by the remark. "My brother Katakuri," she replied nonchalantly.

Archer’s eyes shifted to Rosinante, who met his gaze, both of them silently considering the situation. After a beat, Archer finally gave a shrug, as if resigning to the bizarre nature of it all. "Alright," he said, his tone cold but steady. "But the first sign of aggression, and I’ll rip your throats out—just like I did to your brother, Perospero." His voice was low and dangerous, his eyes gleaming with an edge of fury as he remembered the past.

Brûlée didn’t flinch, her smile widening slightly. "Fair enough," she said, before stepping out of the mirror with a fluid motion, followed by her much taller, more imposing brother. Katakuri was a formidable sight—his tall, muscular frame, his mouth always covered by a scarf, and his unblinking eyes betraying his calm yet calculating demeanor.

The crew looked on in stunned silence, unsure of what to make of these two sudden visitors from one of the most dangerous pirate crews in the world.

Archer leaned back in his chair, his usual confidence returned, though his eyes were still sharp and guarded. He gestured toward the empty seats at the table. "Take a seat," he said, his tone still cautious but not overtly hostile. "Now, why the hell are you two here?."

Katakuri’s expression remained impassive as he leaned forward, cutting through the tension in the room with the weight of his words. "Our sister Pudding has been kidnapped by Blackbeard," he said, his tone flat but urgent. "And with the other children of Big Mom busy fighting for leadership after the defeat in Wano, it’s only Brûlée and I left to try and get her back."

The gravity of the situation settled over the room, and everyone grew more serious. However, Ace couldn’t help himself. He snorted under his breath, shaking his head in disbelief. "Why on earth would you want that bitch back?" he muttered, too loud for anyone not to hear.

A tense silence fell over the room. Rosinante immediately turned, his hand striking Ace’s arm with a swift smack. "Shut it, Ace," he hissed, his voice sharp. He was about to say more, but the room was already on edge, and Archer was clearly focused on the matter at hand.

Archer’s golden eyes flicked to Katakuri, his gaze piercing. "Luffy told me you’re one of the best in the world when it comes to Observation Haki," he said, his tone dripping with something that was almost teasing. "So... didn’t you see it coming?" His words carried a hint of challenge, as if testing Katakuri’s composure.

The entire room went quiet at Archer's blunt remark. Rosinante’s eyes widened in shock, and his voice broke through the awkward tension with an urgent exclamation: "Archer!"

 

 

Chapter 85: To be, or not to be

Summary:

MIA

Ranting
Masterchef
King and Queen
A rose
Red, green and a rainbow

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Shit was weird. Really weird. First off, Law and Sabo were MIA. Like, poof, gone. They had been searching for weeks, turning over every rock they could find, but they were still nowhere to be found. It was frustrating as hell, and he was trying not to let it get to him, but the worry was always there, gnawing at the back of his mind.

Luffy, on the other hand, was doing... well, Luffy things. Probably something insane, like declaring war on another Yonko or trying to punch a sea king in the nose. Whatever it was, Archer could feel the incoming gray hairs. His kid had a knack for chaos that rivaled his own, and that was saying something.

Then there was Ace. The boy was skulking around the ship, arms crossed, radiating sulkiness like a goddamn thundercloud. The reason? Archer and Rosinante had made an alliance with Katakuri and Branch. Ace was still fuming over the fact that the alliance was to save Pudding. Yes, that Pudding. The same woman who almost married Sanji and then tried to shoot him. Ace clearly hadn’t forgiven or forgotten, and Archer couldn’t blame him entirely. But hey, they didn’t have the luxury of holding grudges when the bigger picture was at stake.

And Tama? Well, she was bouncing around the ship like the little ball of sunshine she always was, spreading smiles and making people laugh. Cute as a button, that one.

Luc, though… Luc had it tough. After accidentally eating that damn devil fruit, Archer had no choice but to set up a training program for her. She needed to master her new forms, and Archer wasn’t about to let her lose control and end up hurting herself or someone else. It was tough love, but it was necessary. She complained about it, of course, but Archer could tell she was determined to get stronger.

As for the rest of the crew? Well, they were their "normal" selves—as normal as a bunch of misfits and pirates could be, anyway. But Gin? Gin was acting… strange. And not in a good way.

Gin had always been a quiet guy. When he first joined the Roaring Pirates, he’d been unsure of himself, like he didn’t quite know where he fit in. Archer chalked it up to his past with Don Krieg. That kind of trauma wasn’t something you shook off overnight. But over time, Gin had broken out of his shell. He’d become a trusted member of the crew and, more importantly, a dear friend. So, Archer thought he knew the man pretty damn well.

Which is why his current behavior was so fucking weird.

Ever since the alliance with Katakuri and Branch, the Charlotte siblings had made use of Branch’s mirror powers to hop over to the Silence whenever they pleased. They’d often join the crew for dinner. But there was one thing that never changed: Katakuri never ate with them. Not once. He’d just sit there, quiet as a mouse, watching everyone else. It didn’t take a genius to figure out it pissed Gin off to no end.

So what did Gin do? He started cooking. And not just the usual fare. No, the man went on a culinary crusade, whipping up new dishes from all over the world. Exotic flavors, fancy plating, the whole nine yards. He even convinced Rosinante—that miser—to budget more money for food supplies. Archer had nearly fallen out of his chair when Rosinante agreed. Gin had a way of being persuasive when it came to the kitchen.

Archer wasn’t sure if Gin was trying to impress Katakuri or provoke him. Maybe both. Either way, it was entertaining as hell to watch. Gin would set down some elaborate dish in front of Katakuri, all smug and proud, and Katakuri would just… stare at it. Not a bite. Not a word. Just that stoic, unreadable look.

Archer leaned against the railing one evening, watching Gin prepare yet another feast. The man was muttering to himself, something about “perfect seasoning” and “proving a point.” Archer smirked, crossing his arms as he called out, “You know, Gin, if you’re trying to impress Katakuri, maybe you should challenge him to an arm-wrestling match instead. Food doesn’t seem to be doing the trick.”

Gin turned, shooting him a glare. “This isn’t about impressing him, Captain. It’s about respect. The man’s got no appreciation for the effort I put into this.”

“Maybe he’s just shy,” Archer teased, his grin widening.

Gin rolled his eyes, turning back to his work. “Shy, my ass. I’ll get him to eat something if it’s the last thing I do.”

Archer chuckled, shaking his head. “You’re a stubborn bastard, you know that?”

Gin didn’t respond, too focused on his latest creation. Archer’s grin faded as he watched the man work, his movements precise and deliberate. Whatever Gin’s reasons were, Archer could tell this meant something to him. And as much as Archer loved to poke fun, he respected that. Gin had come a long way since the days of Don Krieg. He’d found his place on this ship.

With a sigh, Archer pushed off the railing and headed back toward the cabin. There was never a dull moment on the Silence, and Archer had a feeling this particular drama was far from over.

As Archer pushed the door to their cabin open, the sight that greeted him immediately made him reconsider his life choices. Rosinante sat on the edge of their bed, his face a mix of exasperation and confusion. Across from him, Ace stood in full-on fury mode, gesturing wildly to a message board he had somehow managed to drag into their cabin. The board was covered in haphazardly scribbled notes, diagrams, and strings connecting what looked like a chaotic conspiracy map.

"...and I’m telling you, it’s a terrible idea!" Ace was saying, his voice loud enough to echo through the room. "The Charlottes are untrustworthy! You can’t just ally with someone like Katakuri and expect no consequences! And don’t even get me started on Pudding! She and Blackbeard deserve each other—one’s a liar, the other’s a backstabbing traitor!"

Archer blinked, processing the scene before him. Rosinante caught sight of him, his eyes silently pleading for rescue. Archer, however, wasn’t about to walk into the line of fire. No way.

Ace, thankfully, hadn’t noticed him yet, too busy pointing at his board like a deranged professor mid-lecture.

"Just think about it! We’re putting ourselves at risk for her! And for what? This whole alliance is a disaster waiting to happen!"

Quiet as a mouse, Archer slowly backed out of the room, making sure not to draw any attention to himself. His hand reached for the doorknob, gently pulling it shut behind him.

As soon as he was out, Archer let out a sigh of relief, shaking his head with a grin. "Nope," he muttered to himself. "No way in hell I’m getting sucked into that. Poor Rosi can take one for the team this time."

He chuckled to himself as he walked away, leaving his bewildered husband to deal with their fiery, message-board-wielding son.

Deciding to escape the chaos of Ace's fiery rant, Archer set out to find his daughters. He figured they’d at least provide some much-needed entertainment—or at the very least, be less loud. His first stop was their cabin, but as soon as he opened the door, he was greeted by a whirlwind of chaos.

Clothes were strewn everywhere, half of Tama's art supplies littered the floor, and Luc's training gear was piled up in one corner in what might have been an attempt at "organization." Archer let out an exasperated sigh, rubbing the bridge of his nose.

"Girls," he muttered under his breath. "What the hell happened in here?"

For some reason, he’d always assumed daughters would be neater than sons. But after raising Ace, Sabo and Luffy, and now Luc and Tama, he had to admit—kids were kids, and messes were inevitable. Girls could be just as chaotic as boys. Maybe more so, if the disaster zone in front of him was any indication.

With a sigh, he turned and headed to the deck. He had a new mission: find his daughters and make them clean up their cabin before it devolved into something sentient.

As he stepped onto the deck, he spotted them immediately. Tama and Luc were sitting cross-legged on the floor, focused on their current task: braiding Jean Bart and Shachi’s hair.

Archer blinked at the sight. Jean Bart, the hulking, intimidating former pirate captain, sat awkwardly, his face frozen in an expression of polite tolerance as Tama worked on his braid. Meanwhile, Shachi seemed to be thoroughly enjoying himself, chatting animatedly with Luc as she wove colorful ribbons into his red hair.

"Weird, but okay," Archer muttered to himself, a grin tugging at his lips.

Strolling over, Archer crossed his arms and gave them his best stern dad look. "Alright, ladies," he said, his tone firm but teasing. "When you're done braiding, you’ve got one hour to clean up your cabin. If it’s not spotless by then, you’re both on dishwashing duty for two whole weeks."

Tama and Luc froze mid-braid, their heads snapping toward him with matching looks of horror.

"Two weeks?!" Luc exclaimed, her eyes wide.

"That’s cruel and unusual punishment!" Tama added, clutching a comb like it was her last line of defense.

Archer raised an eyebrow, trying not to laugh. "Cruel and unusual? Have you seen the state of your cabin? It looks like a tornado had a baby with a hurricane in there."

The girls exchanged panicked glances before nodding furiously. "Okay, okay, we’ll clean it!" Luc said quickly, already shoving a ribbon into Shachi’s hand.

"Yeah, you got it, dad!" Tama chimed in, abandoning her braid halfway through.

Satisfied, Archer smirked. "Good. Now finish up here and get to work. And if I find even one sock on the floor, it’s three weeks."

The girls groaned but reluctantly agreed, while Archer walked away, chuckling to himself.

With the girls now busy, Gin cooking up a storm, Rosinante suffering through Ace’s endless rant, and the rest of the crew scattered across the ship, Archer found himself at a rare crossroads. He had no idea what to do. And a bored Archer? That was never a good thing. History had shown that his boredom often led to "questionable decisions"—like sacked forts, raided cities, or the occasional impromptu game of "steal from the Marines."

Luckily for everyone, before Archer’s boredom could escalate into chaos, Raya’s voice rang out over the deck.

“Oi, Blondie!” she called, waving a beer in the air. The bottle sparkled in the sunlight, an irresistible lure.

Archer turned to see her lounging like a queen, a ridiculous tiara perched crookedly on her head—the one she’d stolen during the raid on Mary Geoise. It looked absurd but perfectly suited her chaotic energy. Next to her sat Giles, nose buried in a thick book, completely ignoring the world around him. Penguin and Uni were sprawled out nearby, fast asleep, while Ikkaku sat close to Raya, sipping from her own mug.

The sight of Ikkaku made Archer’s grin widen. She’d been recovering from a rough injury, and seeing her back on deck, even just relaxing, warmed his heart. He strode over, sliding into a seat next to Raya with his usual swagger.

“Nice crown, Your Highness,” he teased, grabbing the beer she offered him.

Raya smirked. “Thank you, my loyal subject. It suits me, doesn’t it? I’m thinking of making it official—Queen of Chaos.”

“Long may you reign,” Archer quipped, tipping his bottle in mock salute before taking a long swig.

Giles looked up briefly from his book, giving Archer a flat look. “If she’s Queen of Chaos, you’d be the King.”

Archer grinned. “Damn right.”

Raya laughed, the sound ringing out across the deck. “What’s got you wandering around aimlessly anyway, Captain? Don’t tell me you’re bored.”

“Bored out of my mind,” Archer admitted, leaning back and propping his feet on the table. “The girls are busy cleaning, Gin’s cooking, Rosi’s stuck with Ace, and I’ve got nothing to do.”

“That’s dangerous,” Ikkaku said with a smirk. “A bored Archer is a menace.”

“Hey, I’m offended,” Archer said, feigning hurt. “I’m a productive menace.”

Raya snorted, her tiara slipping slightly. “Well, sit your ass down and join us, then. You can help me plan our next raid. I’m thinking something dramatic. Fireworks, maybe a giant banner that says ‘Thanks for the loot!’ Thoughts?”

Archer chuckled, already feeling the boredom fade. “Now you’re speaking my language. We could also add ´A family who loots and kills together stays together´”

Looking around, Archer couldn’t spot Timble anywhere. That was odd. The little guy was usually underfoot, tagging along with someone or getting into some kind of mischief. Curious, Archer turned to Raya, who was adjusting her tiara for maximum absurdity.

“Hey, where’s Timble?” Archer asked.

Raya shrugged, barely glancing up from her beer. “He’s been busy making something in his cabin all day. Didn’t say what.”

Huh. That wasn’t exactly reassuring. Timble’s “projects” had a tendency to go sideways—sometimes spectacularly so. But before Archer could investigate, the sound of the galley bell rang out, signaling dinner.

“Finally!” Raya exclaimed, practically leaping to her feet. She rubbed her hands together, her grin turning mischievous. “Now the real show begins. Will Katakuri cave to Gin’s ridiculously delicious cooking, or will he just sit there like a weirdo as usual?”

Archer snorted. “You’re way too invested in this.”

Raya turned to the group, eyes sparkling. “Anyone wanna bet? I’ve got 20 berries that says he finally gives in tonight!”

Giles, still clutching his book, shook his head. “For all the books in the world, I wouldn’t take that bet.”

With laughter and chatter, the group made their way to the galley. As they entered, the mouthwatering aroma of Gin’s cooking filled the air, and Archer’s stomach growled in anticipation. But before he could even grab a seat, a very haggard-looking Rosinante intercepted him, dark circles under his eyes and a slightly frazzled expression on his face.

“You owe me, Arch,” Rosinante said, his voice low and full of exasperation. “Big time. You just left me there to suffer through Ace’s rant. Do you have any idea how long he went on about Pudding and alliances?”

Archer grinned, utterly unapologetic. “You’re a saint for enduring that.”

Rosinante’s glare deepened. “Saint my ass. You owe me.”

Archer tilted his head, giving his husband a playful once-over. “How about I pay you back with my body?”

Before Rosinante could respond, a loud choking noise came from Brûlée, who was seated nearby and had just taken a sip of her drink. She spat it out, her wide eyes darting between Archer and Rosinante.

“Could you not?” she spluttered, wiping her mouth.

Raya burst out laughing, slapping the table as Rosinante buried his face in his hands, muttering something about needing stronger alcohol.

Archer just grinned wider, throwing an arm around Rosinante’s shoulders as they found their seats. Dinner was shaping up to be far more entertaining than he’d anticipated.

 

A week passed, and the strange dynamic between Gin and Katakuri continued, much to everyone’s amusement. Gin had taken to perfecting increasingly elaborate dishes, while Katakuri sat stoically through every meal, pretending not to be tempted. It became a nightly spectacle that no one wanted to miss.

One quiet night, Archer found himself on night watch with Gin. Normally, these shifts were peaceful, filled with casual banter or comfortable silence as they stared out at the vast expanse of stars above the endless sea. But tonight was different. Gin was unusually quiet, almost brooding.

His longish hair, now tied back in a messy bun, caught the faint light of the moon, and the faint shadow of stubble on his cheeks gave him a rugged, tired appearance. Archer leaned against the ship’s railing, glancing at Gin out of the corner of his eye. Something was clearly on the man’s mind, but pestering him wouldn’t get any answers.

So Archer, being the good friend and captain, he prided himself on being, shut the hell up and waited.

Minutes passed, and the sound of the waves lapping against the hull filled the silence. Then, finally, Gin broke it.

“Archer,” Gin began, his voice low and hesitant, “how... how did you know you were gay?”

The question caught Archer off guard, and for a moment, he didn’t respond. He turned his full attention to Gin, studying the usually composed man who now looked more vulnerable than Archer had ever seen him.

Archer leaned against the railing, grinning as he spoke to Gin. "You know, even when I was a little kid, I knew girls weren’t for me. It was never about the dresses or the giggles. Nope. Give me a tall, strong, hot man any day. That was what did it for me." He chuckled at the memory, his golden eyes sparkling under the starlight.

Gin glanced over at Archer, listening intently as the captain continued.

"And honestly," Archer said, his tone softening, "I’ve only ever been with one person—Rosinante. He’s the love of my life, no doubt about it. I hit the jackpot with him, Gin." Archer’s expression turned more serious, though the smile didn’t leave his face. "Not everyone’s gonna accept you for who you are. But screw them. I don’t tell them who to fuck, so they can damn well extend me the same courtesy."

Gin laughed at that, the sound breaking through the tension he’d been carrying.

Archer raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms. "So, why are you asking me all this anyway? Not that I mind, but it’s not like you to dig into someone’s love life."

Gin sighed, running a hand through his hair, loosening a few strands from his bun. "It’s... Katakuri."

Archer tilted his head, intrigued. "Go on."

Gin hesitated, then let out a long breath. "Two days ago, Katakuri cornered me in the galley."

Archer’s grin widened mischievously. "Did he now? Do tell."

Gin gave him a halfhearted glare before continuing. "He told me it wasn’t that he didn’t want to eat my food, but that he never eats in front of people. Said it’s... something he’s not comfortable with."

Archer nodded thoughtfully. "Makes sense. Heard some stories about how he use to hide his face. Guess old habits die hard."

"Yeah," Gin said quietly. "And, well... it made me feel bad. Here I was, thinking he was snubbing me or something, but it wasn’t that at all."

"So, what did you do?" Archer asked, his curiosity piqued.

"After that night," Gin said, his voice growing steadier, "I started saving some of the food for him. Once I’m done with the dishes, I call him into the galley and leave so he can eat in peace. No one else around, no pressure."

Archer’s grin softened into something more genuine. "That’s a good thing you’re doing, Gin. Shows you care."

Gin shrugged, but there was a faint blush on his cheeks. "It just felt like the right thing to do. He works hard, same as the rest of us. He deserves a good meal without worrying about what people think."

Gin’s cheeks turned a deep shade of red as he told Archer, "When I went back to the galley tonight, after Katakuri had eaten, there was... a rose next to the empty plate."

Archer’s eyebrow shot up so high it practically disappeared into his hairline. He leaned closer to Gin, his grin downright predatory. "A rose, huh? Well, well, well... What do you think about that, Gin?"

Gin fidgeted, rubbing the back of his neck and avoiding Archer’s gaze. His blush deepened, and he muttered something under his breath that Archer couldn’t quite catch.

"What was that?" Archer pressed, his grin growing wider.

"I don’t know, okay?" Gin finally blurted, his voice low but exasperated. "I don’t know what to think about it."

Archer stared at him for a moment, then burst into laughter, clapping Gin on the shoulder so hard the man nearly stumbled. "Oh, you are so gone, Gin! Look at you, blushing like a schoolboy! That’s all the confirmation I need."

Gin groaned, muttering something about regretting even mentioning it, but Archer wasn’t letting him off the hook that easily.

"Listen, Gin," Archer said, his tone softening. "If you’re into him, go for it. Life’s too short to let something like this slip by. Trust me, I know. The chance for love doesn’t come around every day. And if Katakuri’s leaving you roses, well... sounds like he’s interested too."

Gin glanced at Archer, his expression conflicted but thoughtful.

"And don’t worry," Archer added, placing a hand over his heart in a mock solemn gesture. "Your secret’s safe with me. Captain’s honor."

Gin rolled his eyes at the theatrics but couldn’t hide the faint smile tugging at his lips. "Thanks, Archer."

"Anytime," Archer replied, giving him one last encouraging clap on the shoulder. "Now, let’s get back to work before someone comes snooping around and overhears all this juicy drama."

 

The morning had started as peacefully as any morning could for Archer. After the night watch, he’d nodded at Ace and Raya, exchanging brief grunts of acknowledgment, and made his way back to his cabin. The idea of slipping into a warm bath before curling up with Rosinante seemed like the perfect end to the shift.

Everything was going well. The bath was hot, the water relaxing, and Archer was already looking forward to sinking into the bed beside his husband. He stepped out of the tub, grabbed a towel, and began drying his hair.

That was when he glanced at the mirror—and froze.

His golden locks, once as bright as sunshine and a point of pride, were now... red. Bright, obnoxious, blinding tomato red.

Archer screamed—a guttural, horrified sound that could have startled the dead.

The door slammed open, and Rosinante stumbled into the bathroom, disheveled and clearly startled. His wide eyes darted from Archer’s distressed expression to the vivid red hair. His mouth fell open, and for a moment, he was utterly speechless.

Archer pointed a trembling finger at his reflection. "Look at this! Look at my hair! What in the seven hells happened to my hair?!"

Rosinante blinked, his lips twitching as though he was desperately fighting the urge to laugh. "Uh... it’s very... vibrant," he finally managed, his voice shaky with suppressed amusement.

Before Archer could retort, a small, smug voice piped up from the bathroom window.

"Payback’s a bitch, huh?"

Archer spun toward the window, his fury boiling over. There, sitting smugly on Nugget’s back, was Timble, grinning like the little devil he was.

"That’s for the moniker ‘Strawberry Paul´" Timble continued, "and next time the name is in the paper, your hair will be green. Or maybe rainbow. Think about that." With that, Timble and Nugget zipped off into the morning sky, cackling all the way.

"TIMBLE!" Archer roared, shaking his fist at the window. His voice echoed through the ship, loud enough to wake even the heaviest sleepers.

Rosinante, now openly laughing, doubled over as tears streamed down his face. "Oh, my god," he wheezed, clutching his sides. "This... this is the best thing I’ve ever seen."

Archer whirled on him, jabbing a finger in his direction. "Don’t you dare laugh! You’re supposed to be on my side!"

Rosinante straightened, wiping his eyes but failing to wipe the grin from his face. "I’m sorry, love, I really am. But—" He gestured helplessly at Archer’s hair, stifling another laugh. "You look like a cherry. Or maybe a hot pepper. It’s perfect."

"I’m going to kill him," Archer muttered, grabbing his towel and stomping out of the bathroom. "He’s dead. Absolutely dead."

Rosinante followed him out, still chuckling. "Well, at least it’s not permanent. Right?"

Archer stopped in his tracks, a horrifying thought dawning on him. "...It better not be."

From somewhere outside, a distant, gleeful laugh reached his ears, and Archer’s glare darkened. "TIMBLE!"

Chapter 86: When do we lean?

Summary:

Pride
Ugh Marines
Calling the bros
News about a brat
Remeber to get your cash!
Battle of the gingers
A toast
How to feel?
Dr.Archer

Notes:

INFO:
I'm considering writing some short stories alongside the main story. This would allow me to include POVs from other characters and expand on certain things here and there. For example: diving deeper into Ace's thoughts and upbringing, Sabo's return, Luffy's POV on Enies Lobby, Law's POV on being found, Raya and Penguin's relationship, and what Rosinante has thought/thinks about some of Archer's stunts over time. Does that make sense? And is it something you would want to read?

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Archer scowled at his reflection in the mirror, running a hand through his unnaturally bright red hair. "Timble, you little shit," he muttered under his breath, trying to suppress the urge to throw something across the room. The dye, thankfully, wasn’t permanent—he’d made damn sure of that after soaking his head in every solvent, shampoo, and concoction he could steal from Raya. But it didn’t matter. For the next week, he was stuck with hair that looked like it had been dunked in fresh blood.

Oh, how the crew had laughed. The moment he walked onto the deck that morning, Ace had nearly fallen overboard from laughing so hard. "What happened to you dad? Did you lose a bet?" Ace had managed to choke out between wheezes, clutching his stomach. Raya had been no better, wiping tears from her eyes as she gasped, "It’s so red! Like a lobster!"

Even Rosinante, his ever-loyal husband, had failed to suppress a snort. Archer shot him a glare, which only made Rosi’s grin widen as he quickly covered his mouth to avoid outright laughing.

But the worst of all? Timble. That little gremlin had strutted around the deck with a smugness that rivaled a cat bringing in a dead bird. He didn’t even try to deny it. "Looks good on you, Captain," Timble said with a wink, clearly proud of his handiwork.

Archer had half a mind to toss the kid overboard—but no. That would be admitting defeat. And Portgas D. Archer did not lose, not to Timble, not to anyone.

So he did the only thing he could do: he embraced it. Chin high, chest out, and a cocky smirk plastered on his face, Archer paraded around the ship as though having bright red hair was his life’s dream.

"You’re just jealous you can’t pull this off," he’d said to Raya when she teased him for the fifth time that day. She had burst out laughing again, but he didn’t let it show that it stung. Inside, though? Oh, he was screaming.

Every snicker, every comment, every side-eye from his crew chipped away at his pride. But Archer was nothing if not stubborn. He refused to hide in his cabin, no matter how much he wanted to. No, he’d be damned if anyone thought he couldn’t take a little humiliation.

At dinner that night, Ace couldn’t help himself. "So, Captain Tomato-dad, what’s the plan for tomorrow?" The table erupted into laughter, and Archer forced himself to grin.

"The plan," he said smoothly, leaning back in his chair, "is to find you a brain, Ace. Might take a while, though. Rare treasure and all that."

The jab earned him a round of oohs from the crew, and Ace stuck his tongue out, but Archer could see the challenge in his eyes. It was all in good fun, or so he kept telling himself.

By the time the week was over and the dye finally washed out, Archer felt like he’d survived a war. He stared at his normal blond hair in the mirror, letting out a sigh of relief.

 

One day, as Archer was in the "murder room of doom"—or more precisely, sleeping on a pile of paperwork—the Den Den Mushi rang loudly, jolting him awake. Scrambling to pick it up, he barked a groggy, "What?" into the receiver.

Smoker’s gravelly voice came through on the other end. "Portgas."

Archer frowned, rubbing his eyes. "Yeah? What do you want?"

"We’ve got a situation," Smoker said, his tone serious. "Garp—yes, that Garp—has gone rogue."

Archer sat up straighter. "What do you mean, ‘gone rogue’?"

Smoker sighed heavily. "He’s trying to take down Blackbeard to save a Marine named Koby. Ring any bells?"

Archer scratched his head, recalling a pink-haired boy he’d seen back in Water 7. "Koby? Oh yeah, I remember the kid. So what’s this got to do with me?"

"Since you and the Roaring Pirates declared war on Blackbeard, I thought we could… collaborate," Smoker said reluctantly. "An alliance."

That gave Archer pause. An alliance with the Marines? That was… unexpected.

"Hang on," he said, before bolting from the room. He grabbed Rosinante and Katakuri by the scruffs of their necks, dragging them into the murder room. Ignoring their protests, he shoved the Den Den Mushi at them. "Smoker, tell them what you just told me."

Smoker repeated the situation, and Rosinante’s brows furrowed. "Will there be a meeting? And who will be there?"

"Myself, Tashigi, Sengoku, Hina, Fujitora, and Tsuru," Smoker listed off.

Archer glanced between his husband and Katakuri, waiting for their decision. Rosinante and Katakuri exchanged a look and both nodded.

Archer turned back to the receiver. "Fine. Give us a time and place. Six of us will come, but you might want to prepare for more."

Smoker rattled off the details before hanging up. Archer leaned back in his chair, his mind racing. An alliance with the Marines. Who would’ve thought? One thing was certain—this was going to be interesting.

After hanging up, Archer turned to Rosinante. "Gather the whole crew and the Heart Pirates in the galley."

Rosinante nodded and left. Archer then looked at Katakuri. "Fetch Brûlée."

Katakuri gave a curt nod before departing. Once alone, Archer picked up the Den Den Mushi again. After a few seconds, Crocodile’s smooth voice sounded. "What do you want?"

Not wasting any time, Archer explained the meeting and the proposal for an alliance with the Marines. "Will you, Mihawk, and Buggy come?" he asked.

Crocodile let out a long string of curses before replying, "Fine. We'll be there."

"Good," Archer said, grinning as he hung up. "The more, the merrier."

Thinking there was one more person who might want to join the meeting, Archer called Shanks. Instead of Shanks, it was Beckmann who answered.

"What do you want, Archer?" Beckmann asked, his voice calm as always.

"There’s a meeting to discuss taking down Blackbeard," Archer explained. "Do you and Shanks want in?"

Beckmann sighed heavily. "We’re too far away to make it in time."

Archer frowned. "Damn. Alright, then—"

"That’s not all," Beckmann interrupted. "The Red-Haired Pirates fought the Kidd Pirates again… and we sank their ship."

Archer’s jaw dropped. "What?"

"We’re pretty sure Kidd and Killer are dead," Beckmann said bluntly.

Archer sat frozen, gripping the receiver. "You… you’re sure?"

"Not a hundred percent," Beckmann admitted, "but it doesn’t look good."

After a heavy silence, Archer muttered, "Crazy gingers"

Beckmann sighed.

Hanging up, Archer just stared at the room, his thoughts swirling. Kidd had always been a problem—hitting on him constantly—but dead? Could he really be dead? What the fuck, Shanks?

Running his hand through his hair, Archer sighed. He had one more call to make. Luffy. Luffy needed to know, since it was, for once, his grandfather who was the problem—and what sweet irony was that? Picking up the Den Den Mushi, Archer's head spun with thoughts. The world was crazy. Shanks was crazy.

The Den Den was picked up, and the only sound was a grunt.

"Zoro," Archer said, recognizing the man of few words. "Do me a favor and fetch Luffy. I’ve got some serious business to discuss with him."

Another grunt, followed by the sound of footsteps. Then Luffy’s happy voice rang out.

"DAD! I was just thinking about you and Papa!" Luffy yelled.

Archer grinned, his chest tightening. Shit, he missed Luffy.

"Luffy," Archer began, but his son cut him off excitedly.

"We just kidnapped a scientist named Vegapunk!" Luffy declared.

Archer blinked and then chuckled. "Make sure you get a lot of berries in ransom. No point in a good kidnapping if you don’t cash in."

That made Luffy laugh.

"Listen, kid. I’ve got some heavy news," Archer continued, his tone sobering. "Garp… your grandpa… he’s gone rogue. He’s trying to take down Blackbeard to save someone named Koby."

There was silence on the other end before Luffy responded, his voice lower. "Grandpa?"

"Yeah. And there’s more. There’s a meeting with the Marines to discuss an alliance to take Blackbeard down. Also… …Law and Sabo is MIA."

"WHAT?!" Luffy shouted. "Law’s missing? And Sabo?"

"Hold on," Luffy interjected, "I’ve got news about Sabo. Vivi told me he’s okay."

Archer let out a loud sigh of relief. "Sabo’s alright? That’s great!"

Archer’s heart skipped a beat at the confirmation. "But I’ve got to ask, kid. Do you want to join the meeting?"

Luffy hesitated for a moment. "We’re too far away, Dad, but you’ve got my permission to speak for the Straw Hats."

Archer smiled. "Thanks, kid. I’m proud of you. And don’t forget—get a lot of money in ransom!"

Luffy’s laugh echoed through the Den Den as Archer hung up. Despite the chaos, he felt a little lighter knowing Sabo was safe and Luffy was handling his own adventures with that same indomitable spirit.

 

Entering the galley, Archer was met with the gathered crew of the Roaring Pirates, the Charlotte siblings, and the five Heart Pirates. Taking his place at the head of the table, with Rosinante stepping up to stand beside him, Archer cleared his throat, commanding their attention.

“Alright, everyone, listen up,” he began, his voice firm but calm. “I just got off a series of calls, and we’ve got some big decisions to make. First off, I talked to Smoker.”

There was a collective groan from the room, and Ace snorted, “What does Smokey want this time?”

Archer held up a hand to silence the room. “He’s proposing an alliance against Blackbeard. Seems things have gone to hell in the Marines, and, of all people, Garp—yes, Garp—has gone rogue trying to take down Blackbeard to save some kid named Koby.”

That got their attention. Archer continued, “Smoker invited us to a meeting. Sengoku, Tsuru, Fuji, Hina, and Tashigi will be there. I told him we’d come. I also reached out to Crocodile. The Cross Guild is in.”

There were murmurs around the table, and Brulee’s face twisted into a scowl. “Buggy better not get in my way,” she muttered. Archer ignored her and pressed on.

“I called Shanks, but his crew’s too far out to join us. Same goes for Luffy and the Straw Hats, but Luffy’s given Rosinante and me permission to speak on their behalf.”

Ace leaned forward, resting his elbows on the table. “So, who’s representing us?”

“I’m getting to that,” Archer replied. He laid his palms flat on the table, his golden eyes sweeping the room. “Here’s the plan. Rosinante, Ace, Raya, and I will represent the Silence. From the Heart Pirates, Penguin and Jean Bart will join us. Katakuri,”—Archer turned to the towering man—“I want you there too. Your presence alone will speak volumes.”

Katakuri gave a small nod, his expression unreadable. Archer then turned to Brulee. “Brulee, we’ll need your help. Your mirrors could give us a quick exit if things go sideways.”

Brulee smirked. “You’d better not leave me waiting too long in one of those boring meetings.”

Archer chuckled, then turned to Gin and Giles. “Gin, Giles, you two are in charge of the Silence while we’re gone. Giles, here are the coordinates for the meeting spot. Make sure we’re ready to move the moment we’re back.”

Gin gave a mock salute, grinning. “You’ve got it, Captain.”

With that settled, Archer straightened up. “Alright, any questions?”

Raya raised a hand, smirking. “Yeah, how’s it feel knowing you’re working with the Marines now?”

Archer rolled his eyes. “Like I’m swallowing nails, thanks for asking.”

The room erupted into laughter, easing some of the tension.

Archer's heart sank as Raya’s mischievous grin grew wider as she said one word. Uniforms. He knew exactly where this was going. The last time she’d suggested new uniforms, it had been a disaster. Rosinante, however, just raised an eyebrow, looking over at Archer, then at Raya, clearly unfazed. “You know we’ll look ridiculous, right?” he said with a small chuckle.

But Raya was having none of it. “Oh, come on, you two! Think of it as... team bonding,” she teased. “Plus, if I get to pick, I’ll make sure it’s something fitting for the crew—very fitting,” she emphasized with a wink.

Archer groaned, already bracing himself. “What did I ever do to deserve this?” he muttered, but Raya’s laughter was infectious.

“Alright, alright,” he said, raising his hands in mock surrender. “Just... please don’t make us look like clowns.”

Katakuri, who had been quietly observing from the side, crossed his arms and smirked. “I suppose I have no choice, then?”

Raya turned to him, her smile growing impossibly wider. “You’re in, big guy! New uniforms for everyone.” Her voice carried a playful edge, and Archer could see the challenge in her eyes.

Katakuri simply raised an eyebrow, his large frame unmoved. “I’ll consider it... on one condition. They’d better not be too... colorful.”

The rest of the crew burst out laughing at that, while Archer just sighed, preparing for the fashion disaster that was about to unfold.

Archer grinned, remembering what Luffy had told him. With a giant grin, he turned to the crew and announced, "Luffy told me something today—Sabo’s alright!" His eyes sparkled with excitement as he continued, "Luffy heard it directly from Princess Vivi herself!" The room fell silent for a moment as everyone processed the news, and then, just as quickly, the mood shifted.

“That means Sabo couldn’t have killed King Cobra!” Archer continued, his grin widening. "If he had, there's no way Vivi would’ve helped him, right?"

A wave of relief washed over the crew. Their faces lit up with smiles, and suddenly the whole place erupted into celebration. Ace swung both Luc and Tama around, his usual carefree grin plastered on his face as he did his happy little dance. Luc and Tama laughed, caught up in the joy of the moment, as the others cheered and clapped along to the rhythm.

Rosinante, standing beside Archer, reached for his hand, his face full of hope and disbelief. "Is it really true?" he asked softly, his voice barely above a whisper, as though afraid to let himself fully believe it.

Archer squeezed his husband's hand, nodding with a smile that spoke volumes. "It’s true. Sabo’s safe, and that means a whole lot for everything else." His voice was filled with warmth and relief as he gazed at Rosinante.

Rosinante's eyes softened, his relief evident. He pulled Archer into a quick hug, burying his face in his hair. "I didn’t realize how much I needed to hear that until now," he whispered.

Archer chuckled softly, wrapping his arms around Rosinante.

Archer, still grinning with the excitement of Sabo's safety, decided to add a little more to the mix. "Oh, and by the way," he said casually, his voice full of mischief, "Luffy and his crew kidnapped someone named Dr. Vegapunk." He paused, letting the words sink in, and then added, "I told Luffy to make sure to get a lot of Berries for ransom. I’m thinking he could make a tidy sum."

The room fell into stunned silence. The crew—Rosinante, Katakuri, Giles, and even Jean Bart—stared at Archer like he had completely lost his mind.

Giles was the first to speak, stammering slightly, "D-Did you just say... Luffy kidnapped Dr. Vegapunk?" His eyes widened with alarm. "Do you... do you know who Vegapunk is?"

Archer, completely unfazed, shrugged nonchalantly. "Nope, but I’m sure Luffy will figure it out. Either way, I don’t really give a flying fuck about who he is. Just get the Berries, right?" He waved his hand dismissively, like it was just another Tuesday.

Rosinante let out an exasperated sigh and facepalmed, muttering under his breath, "Of course... leave it to Luffy to kidnap a world-renowned scientist he knows nothing about." His tone was a mixture of disbelief and fond frustration.

Giles, still trying to wrap his head around the whole situation, quickly stepped in, speaking a little faster as he explained. "Vegapunk is one of the most brilliant minds in the world. He's the one who revolutionized science in the Marines and the World Government. He’s the genius behind the Pacifistas, and he’s been researching and developing advanced technology for years! If Luffy has him, that’s... well, that’s massive. You can’t just ransom someone like that. Do you know what could happen?"

Archer just shrugged again, clearly not as concerned. "Well, if they don’t give them the money, I guess we’ll have to figure something else out." He shot a playful grin at Rosinante, who was still rubbing his temples, clearly not convinced.

Katakuri, his arms crossed and brow furrowed, let out a low chuckle. "You and your sons going to get us all killed, you know that, right?" He didn’t sound entirely upset, just bemused at Archer’s reckless confidence.

Archer shot Katakuri a wink. "Ah, but think of the adventure Kuri! And the Berries!" He turned back to the crew, clearly enjoying the chaos he had created. "Besides, it’s not like we’re going to kill the guy. Just shake him down for some cash and maybe get a few interesting ideas while we’re at it."

The rest of the crew exchanged looks, clearly unsure whether to be worried or amused by Archer and Luffy’s reckless plans. Rosinante just rubbed his temples harder, knowing that this was just another day with Archer and his wild schemes.

Archer let out a sigh, running his hand through his blond hair as he looked at the crew. Their laughter and groans over the Vegapunk debacle had quieted, and now it was time to deliver the next piece of news. "Alright, listen up," he began, his tone more serious this time. "I heard something from Benn Beckman when I spoke to him earlier. It’s about a fight between the Red-Haired Pirates and the Kidd Pirates—what I’ve dubbed ‘The Battle of the Gingers.’

There were a few chuckles at the name, but they quickly faded as Archer continued. “Beckman’s pretty certain that Kidd didn’t make it. He’s dead.” His voice dropped slightly at the end, and he scanned the faces of his crew, gauging their reactions.

The room fell into a heavy silence. The weight of the news settled over them like a thick fog. Some of the crew shifted uncomfortably, while others frowned in disbelief. Beside him, Archer felt Rosinante stiffen, his tall frame growing rigid. He didn’t say a word, but Archer could feel the tension radiating off of him like heat.

The Roaring Pirates all remembered how Eustass Kidd used to shamelessly hit on Archer every single time their crews crossed paths. It had been a constant source of annoyance—and amusement. Archer, being Archer, had always brushed it off with his sharp tongue and an easy grin, but Rosinante? He’d been a different story. The towering Marine-turned-pirate had never taken kindly to Kidd’s advances, his anger barely concealed each time Kidd laid on his flirtatious charm.

Despite that history, the news hit hard. For all his arrogance and bravado, Kidd had been a formidable pirate, a constant presence in the chaos of the seas.

Giles was the first to break the silence, his voice low and uncertain. “Are we... are we sure? I mean, it’s Kidd. He’s like a cockroach—he always comes back.”

Archer shrugged, leaning back against the railing. “Beckman sounded pretty sure, and if anyone would know, it’s him. Shanks doesn’t mess around, and Kidd apparently went too far this time.”

Jean Barts let out a heavy sigh, his broad shoulders slumping. “Damn. I never liked the guy, but... that’s rough.”

Archer glanced at Rosinante, his golden eyes narrowing slightly. “What about you, Rosi? You’ve been awfully quiet.”

Rosinante’s jaw worked for a moment, but he didn’t meet Archer’s gaze. “It’s... surprising, that’s all,” he said finally, his voice low. “I didn’t like him, but I didn’t wish him dead.” He paused, his hands clenching into fists. “He was annoying, sure, but he didn’t deserve to go out like that.”

Archer nodded, understanding the conflict in his husband’s voice. Rosinante wasn’t one to revel in anyone’s death, even if they’d been a thorn in his side. Placing a hand on Rosi’s arm, Archer gave it a reassuring squeeze.

“We’ll raise a drink for him tonight,” Archer said to the crew. “For all his faults, Kidd was still a pirate through and through. He earned his place in this world, and he sure as hell left a mark on it.”

The crew nodded in agreement, their expressions a mix of solemnity and respect. Even in death, Eustass Kidd commanded a certain kind of admiration—however begrudging it might be.

After the crew's toast to Kidd—a surreal moment, given their complicated history—Archer called it a night. “Alright, everyone, get some rest,” he said, waving a hand as he headed toward the cabin. “We’ve got a busy day tomorrow, and we’ll be at the meeting place before you know it.”

Inside the cabin, Archer threw himself onto the bed with an exhausted groan, his body sinking into the mattress. What a day. The rollercoaster of emotions—Sabo’s safety, Kidd’s death, Luffy’s wild antics—left him utterly drained. As Rosinante entered the room and shut the door behind him, Archer shifted over, making room for his husband. When Rosinante climbed into bed, Archer immediately snuggled closer, seeking comfort in the familiar warmth of Rosi’s presence.

For a moment, they lay in silence, the gentle rocking of the ship soothing Archer’s frayed nerves. Then Rosinante broke the quiet. “What do you think of it all?” he asked softly, his voice a low rumble in the dark.

Archer scoffed, a humorless sound. “What do I think?” he repeated, rubbing a hand over his face. “I think I’m scared, Rosi. This alliance we’re walking into with the Marines and the Silence... it feels too much like history repeating itself. Like Garp and Roger teaming up all those years ago to take down my uncle, Xebec. And look how that ended.”

Rosinante stayed silent, letting Archer vent his thoughts.

“I’m so fucking relieved Sabo’s alive,” Archer continued, his voice growing softer. “And yeah, Luffy kidnapping people is just so... Luffy. But we still don’t have any news about Law—no word, no sign, nothing. And now this mess with Shanks and Kidd? Kidd’s dead, Rosi. Dead.” He shook his head, his golden eyes narrowing. “I don’t know what to make of any of it.”

Rosinante’s hand found Archer’s, lacing their fingers together in a silent gesture of support.

“And Shanks...” Archer trailed off, his brows furrowing as he stared at the ceiling. “Something’s up with him, Rosi. I can feel it. I don’t know what it is, but my gut is screaming at me that something’s about to go down. And the chance of a fight between Shanks and one of ours?” He sighed, his grip on Rosinante’s hand tightening. “It’s a big possibility. Too big for comfort.”

Rosinante turned his head to look at Archer, his brown eyes soft with understanding. “Your instincts have always been good,” he said quietly. “If something’s coming, we’ll face it together. Like we always do.”

Archer gave him a tired smile, leaning in to press a kiss to Rosinante’s shoulder. “Yeah,” he murmured, his voice barely above a whisper.

Archer opened his eyes slightly, the haze of exhaustion momentarily lifted. Turning his head toward Rosinante, he asked, his voice low and tinged with curiosity, “What about you, Rosi? How do you feel about seeing Sengoku again?”

Rosinante stiffened slightly beside him. Archer watched as his husband’s jaw tightened, a flicker of pain and anger flashing across his face.

For a moment, Rosinante didn’t respond, his blue eyes staring at the ceiling as if searching for an answer. Then he scoffed, the sound bitter and filled with unresolved emotion. “I have no fucking idea what to feel, Archer,” he admitted, his voice thick with frustration. “He was my father figure. The man who raised me, who taught me everything I know about justice and the world. And then...” Rosinante’s hand clenched into a fist against the blanket.

“And then,” he continued, his voice cracking slightly, “he stood there, ready to kill his own ‘grandson.’ To uphold some twisted sense of duty to the Marines, he was willing to let Ace die. Willing to let us lose him.”

Archer didn’t say anything, letting Rosinante’s words hang heavy in the air.

“I don’t know how to face him,” Rosinante admitted, his voice quieter now. “Part of me wants to scream at him, to demand an explanation. Another part of me wants to turn my back on him, the way he turned his back on Ace.”

“And the rest of you?” Archer prompted gently.

Rosinante sighed deeply, his shoulders sagging. “The rest of me... misses him,” he said finally. “As much as I hate to admit it, he was still the closest thing I had to a father after my own family fell apart. And even now, after everything, I can’t erase that. It’s... complicated.”

Archer reached out, resting a hand on Rosinante’s arm. “You don’t have to have all the answers right now,” he said softly.

Leaning in, his golden eyes glinting with mischief as he pressed a deep, lingering kiss to Rosinante’s lips. When he pulled back, there was a slight grin playing on his face. “Alright, enough of this depressing shit,” he declared, his tone lighter, though still laced with affection.

Rosinante raised an eyebrow, his lips quirking into a half-smile. “Oh?” he asked, curious about where Archer was going with this sudden shift in mood.

Archer’s grin widened, his voice dropping to a playful murmur. “How about I take your mind off things? You want a blowjob?”

For a second, Rosinante stared at him, his surprise quickly giving way to a smirk. “Yes, please,” he replied, his voice low and teasing.

Archer chuckled, leaning in closer, the tension of the day fading as they found solace in each other. “Good answer,” he murmured, his golden eyes sparkling as the night took on a decidedly more enjoyable turn.

And for a while, the worries of the world melted away, leaving only the warmth of their connection and the sound of soft laughter in the quiet of their cabin.

 

 

Chapter 87: The enemy of my enemy is my friend

Summary:

Gay troubadours
Cozy as fuck
Croc is the boss
Clans
A form of peace
Go away woman!
Old softie
Forgive and forget?
Sex Ed by Dr. Raya and Dr. Archer
Perverts unite!
Lube and lots of it

Notes:

A long one!
Please leave a comment and a kudos if you feel like it! :D

First part of side stories / POV from others (this case Ace) is up.

Chapter Text

Archer stood in front of the mirror in the cabin, his fingers tugging at the blood-red shirt that Raya had handed him. He sighed in frustration, eyeing the fit, trying to find any excuse to dislike it. Together with the black pants and new boots, it was supposed to be his uniform for the meeting. Ugh.

"Raya’s lucky this doesn’t look half bad," Archer muttered to himself, running a hand through his messy hair. He could feel the weight of the day pressing on his shoulders, but there was no use in arguing with the scary woman.

Beside him, Rosinante was doing the exact same thing, adjusting the dark blue shirt he'd been given. Archer glanced at his husband in the mirror, locking eyes with him. A smirk spread across his face, and he quipped, "Could've been worse. At least we’re not Katakuri."

From the other side of the cabin door, they could hear Katakuri's grumbling complaints, loud and clear. "A purple shirt? A fucking purple shirt?!"

Archer rolled his eyes, amused despite himself.

Rosi’s grin widened at that, a playful spark in his eyes. He reached out and gave Archer’s ass a light smack, making him jump. "Stop admiring yourself, Arch, or I’ll have to rip that shirt off you," Rosinante teased, his tone low and flirtatious. "And you know how hot you are."

Archer chuckled, but he shot Rosinante a mock glare. "You don’t dare to piss off Raya," he retorted, his eyes narrowing in playful warning. "You really want to test her patience?"

Rosinante gave a halfhearted shrug, as if debating the possibility. But he didn’t push it further. Instead, with a knowing smirk, he opened the cabin door, only to find...

Katakuri, skulking in the hallway, his long, sticky hair being tugged and pulled by Raya. A comb. A purple shirt. And a very, very amused Brulee, who was standing just beside him, trying her best to suppress her laughter.

Archer couldn’t help but grin at the scene. He leaned against the doorframe, crossing his arms as he locked eyes with Raya.

Raya, still working on Katakuri’s hair, shot him a pointed look. "Stop smirking, Archer," she warned, voice thick with the amusement she tried to conceal. "Your turn is coming."

Archer groaned dramatically, rolling his eyes. "Fuck."

Rosinante chuckled beside him, stepping out of the room and giving a small wave to Brulee, who was still grinning like a cat that had caught the canary. "You really love torturing people, don’t you, Raya?" he teased.

Raya didn’t even look up from her task. "You’re all in the same boat," she said with a wicked smile.

Raya’s wicked grin stretched wider as she gestured toward the chair. "Sit," she ordered, her eyes glinting with amusement. Archer grumbled under his breath, but he obeyed, flopping into the chair with an exaggerated sigh. He could already feel the dread creeping up his spine as Raya prepared to continue her assault on his hair.

She didn’t waste time. As soon as he was seated, she began combing through his hair with expert precision. The comb tugged gently, and Archer’s thoughts wandered to the sheer absurdity of the situation. Of course, he had to endure this before the meeting, right?

"Rosi," Raya called over her shoulder, barely looking up from her task. "Go fetch Ace. Tell him to stop bitching about his hair."

"Got it," Rosinante replied with a roll of his eyes, clearly amused by the whole ordeal.

As Archer suffered through the process, he shot a look at Raya. "You know," he said with a smirk, "you look like a witch."

Raya paused mid-comb, giving him a deadpan stare. She was dressed in a white shirt, a tight black corset cinching her waist, black leggings hugging her legs, and her dark, dramatic eye makeup was contrasted by blood-red lips. Her hair, big and curly, added to her menacing look.

The words barely left his mouth when he felt the sting of the comb tapping against his scalp. "Don’t you start," Raya said, her voice playful but sharp. "I’m embracing my moniker—'the Witch,' you know."

Archer winced at the smack but raised an eyebrow. "Yeah, well, you don’t need a new outfit for that. All you have to do is open your mouth," he grumbled under his breath.

Another smack with the comb. "Careful, Archer," Raya warned, her voice thick with sarcasm, "or you’ll get another dose of witchy magic."

Before Archer could make another retort, Rosinante appeared, dragging a clearly struggling Ace behind him. The young man was clad in a dark green shirt, his arms flailing as he tried to pull away from his papa’s grip.

"I don’t need help with my hair, thank you very much!" Ace yelled, his face flushed with frustration. "It’s perfectly fine!"

"Yeah, it’s perfect if you like looking like a porcupine," Rosinante teased, not letting go of Ace’s arm as they both entered the room.

The tension in the Galley was almost palpable as Archer stood with his crew, waiting for Giles to bring the mirror. The four men and Raya were dressed in their respective outfits: blue, red, purple, and green. Archer, unable to help himself, smirked as he glanced over the group.

"We really look like a bunch of gay troubadours," he said, his voice filled with amused disbelief.

Rosi and Katakuri both raised their eyebrows at the remark, while Ace and Raya erupted in laughter. Ace stammered, trying to get the words out between fits of giggles. "Well... uh, three of us really are gay!" he managed, making Archer’s comment even funnier.

Archer cast a quick glance at Katakuri, just in time to see the tall man blush and awkwardly look away. He couldn't suppress the grin that spread across his face. Heh, Gin really got his claws in the big guy. Archer almost felt a twinge of pride for Gin; he had certainly worked his magic on Katakuri.

Before anyone could say anything more, Giles entered the room, flanked by Penguin and Jean Bart. They were all carrying the large mirror, and their eyes lingered for a moment on the colorful getup of the group. Jean Bart, with his signature Heart Pirates jumpsuit, didn’t even flinch. He simply grinned as he looked at his captains fathers, brother, and the feared commander of the Big Mom Pirates. He figured it was best to keep his mouth shut. After all, saying anything would probably just get him a lecture.

"Let’s get this over with," Archer muttered, looking around at his crew. "Are we ready?"

Everyone nodded, but there was an undeniable sense of tension in the air.

"Brulee," Archer gestured toward the mirror. "Do your thing."

Brulee, who had been waiting patiently, gave a knowing grin. She stepped forward, cracking her knuckles theatrically as if preparing for a grand performance. With a wave of her hand, the mirror shimmered and warped, creating a portal that would lead them directly to the meeting place.

Archer shot one last look at his crew, his expression serious despite the playful banter moments ago. They had no idea what to expect from this meeting, but one thing was certain: things were about to get real.

 

As Archer stepped through the mirror, his eyes immediately fell on the giant round table that dominated the room. The atmosphere was heavy, the tension palpable. Around the table sat some very familiar faces—Smoker, Tashigi, Hina, Fuji, Tsuru—and, to Archer's surprise, Mihawk, Buggy, and Crocodile. The empty seat between Fuji and Mihawk was the only thing that broke the symmetry of the gathering.

Sengoku stood before a large map, looking every bit the authoritative figure he once was, though the wear of time had made his presence even more formidable. His gaze shifted toward Archer and Rosinante, and the corners of his mouth tightened slightly.

"You’re late," Sengoku remarked, his tone just shy of reprimanding.

Archer, ever the rebel, shrugged nonchalantly. "Don’t care," he said, his voice full of indifference. "We’re here now."

With a smirk, Archer made his way to the nearest seat, effortlessly swinging his legs up onto the table as if this was just another casual meeting for him. He sat next to Crocodile, whose trademark smirk only deepened at the audacity of the action.

"This is gonna be good," Crocodile muttered, the dry humor evident in his voice.

Archer shot him a grin, relishing in the challenge. He wasn’t intimidated by the people gathered here; in fact, the more imposing they were, the more interesting the game became.

Behind him, Rosinante, Ace, Raya, Katakuri, Penguin, and Jean Bart filtered into the room, taking their seats with varying degrees of formality. The room was filled now, the seats occupied by those who had a stake in this meeting—some for power, some for information, and some, like Archer, for the sheer thrill of being in the middle of it all.

As the last of the crew settled into their places, Archer couldn’t help but glance around the room, noting how each person seemed to hold their own unique brand of power and influence.

With a smirk still plastered on his face, Archer leaned back in his seat, waiting for someone to break the silence.

Sengoku cleared his throat, drawing everyone's attention. The room fell into a quiet anticipation, all eyes now on the former fleet admiral.

"Welcome, everyone," Sengoku began, his voice carrying the weight of authority. "This meeting will focus on how to rid the world of the growing threat of Blackbeard. But before we dive into the discussions, I’d like each of you to introduce yourselves, your affiliations, your ranks, and any other relevant information. Let’s start from my right."

Smoker was the first to speak, his gruff voice cutting through the silence. "Smoker, Captain of the G-5 Marine unit," he said, his steely gaze unwavering. "I report directly to Fleet Admiral Sakazuki."

Tashigi followed, nodding to the group. "Tashigi, Lieutenant Commander of the G-5 Marine unit. I fight for justice."

Hina, always composed, nodded in agreement as she introduced herself. "Hina, Captain of the G-5. A Marine for life."

Next, Fujitora, with his serene expression, spoke up. "Fujitora, Admiral of the Marines. I stand with the Marines, but justice is my guide, not blind loyalty."

Tsuru, the wise and experienced veteran, smiled faintly as she spoke. "Tsuru, Admiral of the Marines. I represent the old guard, and I stand for justice."

Sengoku then gestured for the others to speak, his expression neutral but calculating.

Crocodile leaned back in his chair, a wicked grin forming on his lips. "Crocodile, former Warlord of the Sea, now leading the Cross Guild. I have my own ambitions, but for now, we’re all allies."

Mihawk’s sharp eyes flickered to each of them, his voice as calm as always. "Mihawk, the world's greatest swordsman, now leading the Cross Guild. I am here because of shared interests."

Buggy, ever the showman, chuckled loudly, clearly enjoying the attention. "Buggy the Clown, emperor of the sea, now leading the Cross Guild. You all know me, don’t you?"

Then it was Archer’s turn. He leaned forward slightly, his gaze sweeping the room as he gave a playful smirk. "Portgas D. Archer, leader of the D. Portgas and D. Rocks clan, Captain of the Roaring Pirates. I also speak for the Straw Hat Pirates. Let’s not waste time; we’re all here for the same thing."

Rosinante followed, his voice smooth and confident. "Rosinante, leader of the Donquixote family, Captain of the Roaring Pirates. I also speak for the Straw Hat Pirates."

Ace and Raya were next. Ace leaned forward, looking at the group with a mix of seriousness and his usual mischievous grin. "Portgas D. Ace, leader of the D. Gol clan, heir to the D. Portgas and D. Rocks clan, Vice Captain of the Roaring Pirates."

Raya, with her usual laid-back demeanor, added, "Raya, Third in Command of the Roaring Pirates."

Katakuri spoke with authority, his deep voice filling the room. "Katakuri, Commander of the Big Mom Pirates. Allie with the Roaring Pirates."

Penguin and Jean Bart stood together as they introduced themselves. Penguin nodded respectfully. "Penguin, Second in Command of the Heart Pirates, representing Captain Law. We're allies of both the Roaring Pirates, the Straw hats and the Cross Guild."

Jean Bart, equally serious, added, "Jean Bart, Third in Command of the Heart Pirates, also speaking for Captain Law."

Sengoku nodded as each person spoke, taking mental notes. "Good," he said, his gaze sweeping over the room. "Now that we know where everyone stands, it’s time to focus on Blackbeard. His growing power is a threat to all of us, and we need to act quickly. We’ve all seen the destruction he’s caused, and we cannot afford to wait any longer."

Sengoku, standing in front of the large map, took a deep breath, his eyes focused as he began to speak, his voice grave. "The power of Blackbeard is growing at an alarming rate. The Marines are already struggling to contain him, and now, Garp—my old comrade—has gone rogue to save his protégé, Koby. It seems Blackbeard’s influence is spreading like wildfire, and we need to stop him before it's too late."

Katakuri leaned forward, his voice cold but laced with an undeniable fury. "Blackbeard kidnapped my sister, Pudding. No one touches my family and lives. I’ll make sure of that."

Archer, never one to be left out, scoffed at the mention of Blackbeard. "Blackbeard handed over my and Rosinante's son, Ace, to the Marines to be executed," Archer said, his tone dripping with venom as he shot Sengoku a wicked side-eye. Sengoku flinched slightly, the guilt in his eyes a subtle but clear acknowledgment. "And not only did that bastard kill Whitebeard in the process, but he also destroyed the Polar Tang, murdering most of our oldest son's crew. Our son, Law, is still missing, and we’re still hunting him down." Archer’s voice turned deadly serious, his fists tightening. "This will not stand. Not while I'm breathing."

The room was silent for a moment, everyone taking in the gravity of Archer's words. The air felt thick with tension, and Archer could practically feel the anger radiating off of his husband beside him.

It was Buggy, of all people, who broke the silence, his loud voice cutting through the room as he began spewing nonsense. "Hahaha, this is gonna be one hell of a ride! I mean, what’s the worst that can happen, right? We—"

Crocodile, ever the pragmatic one, smacked Buggy over the head with his usual bluntness. "Shut up, Buggy," he growled, rolling his eyes at the absurdity.

Mihawk, who had remained eerily calm throughout the meeting, spoke next, his voice cutting through the room like a blade. "The Cross Guild will no longer tolerate Blackbeard’s existence. His madness has gone too far, and if it’s left unchecked, it will only grow worse. He is a danger to all of us, and it’s time to put an end to him." His cold gaze met the others, his eyes hard. "No mercy."

Archer, still sitting back in his chair, couldn't help but grin at Mihawk’s words. This was the kind of thing they needed. "You’re damn right," Archer added, his voice low and dangerous. "He’s already taken too much from us. No more waiting. Let’s wipe him off the map."

The room fell into a tense silence again, each person contemplating the severity of the situation.

The room grew tense as Hina, spoke up, breaking the silence. "So, what do we do now?" she asked, her gaze flicking between everyone. "We can't just let Blackbeard continue unchecked, but we also need a strategy to make sure we don’t end up fighting everyone at once."

Crocodile, ever the strategist, leaned back in his chair with a grin that didn't quite reach his eyes. "Simple. While Blackbeard’s still breathing, the Cross Guild will halt all the bounties we have on the Marines. In exchange, the Marines leave us alone," he said matter-of-factly, crossing his arms over his chest. "We don’t need to worry about keeping our enemies at bay while we deal with the real threat."

Sengoku’s face darkened, but he didn’t argue. He had been around long enough to know when a compromise was necessary. After a long pause, he gave a sharp nod. "Fine," he said begrudgingly, "but this deal doesn’t mean we’re allies. This is a temporary ceasefire, and nothing more."

Rosinante, who had been quietly listening, finally spoke up, his voice steady but firm. "The Roaring Pirates and Donquixote family will stop attacking Marine forts and ships as well," he said, casting a glance toward Archer before continuing, "in exchange for peace until Blackbeard is dead. We won’t make any moves against the Marines until this is settled. "

Archer, his eyes narrowing, added, "The same goes for the clans of D. Portgas, Gol, Rocks, Trafalgar and Monkey will hold off on any further attacks on Marine positions, but only until Blackbeard is dealt with. Once he’s gone, we’ll do what we promised." His gaze flicked to Sengoku, his tone cold and unwavering. "If the Marines back off, we'll keep our sons in check. But the moment Blackbeard’s head is mine, the gloves are off."

Penguin, the ever-loyal second-in-command of the Heart Pirates, nodded firmly. "The Heart Pirates will do the same. We’ll hold our fire until Blackbeard is taken down," he said, glancing briefly at Jean Bart, who gave a simple nod of agreement. "No more distractions. We focus on him."

There was a moment of silence, and Archer could almost feel the weight of everyone’s gaze. This was their ultimatum. No more fighting the Marines. No more unnecessary bloodshed. But once Blackbeard was gone, they would have free reign to act as they saw fit.

Sengoku rubbed his temples in frustration, clearly not happy with the situation, but there was little he could do. The alliances in the room were shifting in unexpected ways, and if they all held to their word, Blackbeard would be dealt with. The only question now was how much damage would be done before that happened.

"You’re all playing a dangerous game," Sengoku muttered under his breath, but the fire of determination in his eyes showed he understood the stakes. "But I’ll agree to this truce. Just remember, this only holds until Blackbeard is gone. After that, all bets are off."

Archer leaned back in his chair, eyes glinting with a mix of mischief and malice as he surveyed the room. Everyone knew Archer wasn’t one to mince words.

"One thing I’d like to know," Archer began, his voice dripping with calculated venom. "Is what exactly are we going to do about Akainu, Kizaru, and that tree guy whose name I keep forgetting? None of them are here." He paused for effect, letting his gaze flick around the room, gauging everyone’s reaction. "Since my little... brawl with Akainu at Marineford, I highly doubt he'd be thrilled with this 'truce' we’re all playing at. And I’ve got a damn good memory when it comes to history. So, unless you’ve got a good reason to believe otherwise, I can’t help but wonder if we’re just being set up for a betrayal."

He smirked, leaning forward slightly, his gaze now fixed on Sengoku. "And speaking of history," Archer continued, an evil glint in his eyes, "I do seem to recall a rather... interesting story. A story about how you and Garp supposedly ‘defeated’ my dear, dear uncle, Xebec, with none other than Gol D. Roger’s help." Archer’s voice dropped lower, colder. "To later go on to capture Roger and execute him."

There was a collective shift in the room, the air thickening with the implications of Archer’s words. Rosinante’s eyes flicked briefly to Archer, his expression unreadable but the tension in his body apparent. He knew where this was going.

Archer’s smirk only widened. "How can I be so sure that history won’t repeat itself, huh? I mean, you’re all praising your lucky stars that I... and my family... hate Xebec, or else I’d be declaring a blood feud right now." His words dripped with a quiet, restrained fury. "But the same can’t be said for my dear, dead brother-in-law, Gol D. Roger. You know, the Pirate King."

He let the words linger, his gaze sweeping the room once more. He wasn’t done.

"So, my question to you all is simple," Archer continued, leaning in now, his voice lowering to a dangerous whisper. "What’s your guarantee that the Marines won’t pull some bullshit and betray us all when the time’s right? You want us to trust you, but the history between us—isn’t exactly warm, is it?"

The room went eerily silent as Archer’s challenge hung in the air. Sengoku’s face was unreadable, but the tension in his eyes was unmistakable. The others shifted uncomfortably, no one willing to break the silence just yet.

Crocodile, ever the pragmatist, let out a low chuckle. "Portgas got a point," he said, his voice laced with amusement. "There’s a lot of bad blood here. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Marines were already planning a way to turn the tables. Can we trust you, Sengoku?"

Mihawk didn’t speak, but his sharp eyes flicked over to Sengoku as if waiting for an answer. The room was tense, and Archer could almost hear the cogs of strategy turning in everyone’s mind.

Sengoku finally broke the silence with a heavy sigh, his eyes meeting Archer’s with a weariness that suggested he knew exactly where this conversation was headed. "I can’t give you a guarantee, Portgas," Sengoku said quietly, his voice tinged with frustration. "All I can offer is a truce, a temporary one. You want the Marines to leave you all alone, while hunting Blackbeard, we’ll agree. But after Blackbeard’s dealt with, we’ll be back to business as usual."

Archer chuckled darkly, his smile cold. "That’s what I thought." He leaned back in his chair, eyes still locked on Sengoku, but his expression had softened slightly. "My sons and I won’t make any moves against the Marines... for now. But don’t think for a second that this truce is anything more than a temporary measure. Once Blackbeard’s gone, you better be damn sure shit is on."

Sengoku’s jaw tightened, but he didn’t respond. Instead, he simply nodded, acknowledging that the fragile alliance they were forming was based on mutual distrust. It was a dangerous game they were all playing, but for now, it was the only option they had.

 

As the meeting came to a close and everyone began to shuffle out of the room, Archer caught sight of Rosinante moving purposefully toward Sengoku. He knew his husband had something to say, and Archer briefly considered following him. However, before he could take a step, a woman’s voice called out to him, smooth and too confident.

"Well, well, aren’t you a sight?" The voice came from behind him, and when Archer turned around, he found himself face-to-face with a tall, black-haired woman dressed in far too little for his liking. Her smile was suggestive, her stance overly flirtatious.

"I’m Alvida," she purred, giving him a look that suggested she thought herself irresistible. "And I must say, you’re far more handsome up close, darling."

Archer immediately felt the urge to take a step back, his politeness barely holding as he forced a smile. "Thank you, but I’m... not interested," he said, trying to gently wave her off.

She wasn’t having it. "Oh, come on now," she cooed, leaning in closer. "You don’t know what you're missing."

"Yeah, seriously, lady," Raya’s voice cut through the air, causing Archer to glance to the side. He saw Ace and Raya both snickering as they watched the exchange. The bastards were enjoying this far too much. Archer shot them a glare, but they only grinned wider.

He sighed inwardly, trying to keep things civil. "Look, I'm really not the right guy to be flirting with," he said, trying to remain as polite as possible.

But Alvida wasn’t ready to give up. She continued to press herself toward him, and Archer felt his patience wearing thin. Just as he was about to make another attempt at escaping this awkward situation, a voice broke through, calm and amused.

"Enough, Alvida." Crocodile’s deep voice rumbled across the room, and Archer couldn’t help but feel a little relieved that someone had stepped in. The woman immediately scowled, looking at the former Warlord of the Sea with fiery eyes.

"What’s your problem, Croc?" she snapped, clearly irritated at being interrupted.

"You’re causing a scene," Crocodile said, unimpressed. "And honestly, no one’s interested. Take your act elsewhere."

That was when a small, sharp memory clicked into place for Archer. He looked at Alvida with a mischievous smirk. "Oh, I remember now," he said, eyes lighting up. "My son Luffy told me you used to be... well,... fat, shall we say?"

At the mention of Luffy, Alvida’s face went red, her eyes narrowing. "You... You little brat!" she screamed, clearly furious.

Before Archer could react, she stormed off, muttering angrily under her breath. Crocodile chuckled lowly, watching her retreat. "That was a nice touch," he remarked with a smirk, his usual air of superiority intact.

Archer chuckled too, his amusement evident. "Yeah, well, Luffy tends to have a way with words."

Then, to Archer’s surprise, Crocodile reached into his pocket and pulled out two small plush toys—one shaped like a crocodile, the other like a lion. "Here," Crocodile said, tossing them to Archer. "For your daughters, Luc and Tama. Thought they might like them."

Archer stared at the plush animals in surprise before laughing out loud. "Crocodile, you're softening up in your old age," he teased, raising an eyebrow as he looked at the older man.

Crocodile simply smirked and turned to leave. "Just take the damn toys, and keep your comments to yourself, Portgas."

Archer watched him go, still chuckling under his breath. He looked at the plush animals for a moment longer before shaking his head in amusement. The dynamic between them was strange, but moments like this were a reminder that there was more to people than just their reputations.

After a moment, Archer turned his attention back to Rosinante and Sengoku, who were still standing together, and he walked toward them. Meanwhile, Ace and Raya had already moved toward Smoker and Tashigi.

As Archer neared his husband and Sengoku, he couldn’t help but feel a little lighter despite the tension of the meeting. Crocodile’s unexpected gesture had done wonders for his mood.

"Love," Archer said, placing a hand on his husband’s shoulder, giving him a soft smile. "You ready to go?"

Rosinante turned away from Sengoku, the tense look in his eyes softening as he took a deep breath. He turned to Archer, a small, genuine smile appearing as he draped an arm around Archer's waist. The gesture was both possessive and affectionate, and it made Archer raise an amused eyebrow.

Rosinante glanced back at Sengoku. "Sengoku... this is my husband," he said, his voice steady and resolute, as though daring the man to say anything against it. "Portgas D. Archer."

Archer smirked, leaning slightly into Rosinante’s touch. "Pleasure" he quipped with a cheeky grin, his golden eyes sparkling with mischief. Sengoku’s lips tightened into a thin line, but he said nothing, his gaze flickering between Rosinante and Archer with a mix of exasperation and resignation.

Before the conversation could continue, Penguin appeared at Archer’s side, poking his shoulder. "Hey, lovebirds," he said with a grin. "Katakuri got ahold of Brulee. She’s ready to open the mirror for us. Let’s get going."

Archer turned to Penguin, nodding. "Finally. I’ve had enough of this place."

Rosinante chuckled softly, then glanced back at Sengoku. "Goodbye, Sengoku," he said, his tone polite but firm. "Stay safe... and keep your word."

Sengoku nodded stiffly, his face betraying no emotion. "Take care, Rosinante."

With that, Archer and Rosinante turned away, walking side by side toward the nearest mirror where Katakuri, Brulee, and the rest of their crew waited. Ace, Raya, Penguin, and Jean Bart were already gathered, the latter two exchanging quiet words while Ace and Raya grinned like they’d just gotten away with something.

As Brulee began to work her magic, Archer glanced at the others. "Alright, let’s get home," he said, his voice tinged with relief.

The mirror shimmered, its surface rippling like water. One by one, they stepped through, leaving the tension of the meeting behind.

 

When they stepped back onto the Silence, Archer felt the familiar comfort wash over him. The tension from the meeting, the posturing, and the veiled threats seemed to melt away as the wooden deck beneath his boots reminded him they were home. He let out a deep breath, glancing at Rosinante, who gave him a soft smile in return.

"Home sweet home," Archer muttered, rolling his shoulders as if shedding the weight of the meeting entirely.

They wasted no time in gathering the remaining crew and allies who had stayed behind. In the galley, surrounded by the hum of voices and the scent of a freshly cooked meal, Archer and Rosinante recounted the details of the meeting. They left no stone unturned—discussing Blackbeard, the uneasy alliance with the Marines, and the ceasefire agreements they had made.

Once the serious talk was over, Archer and Rosinante made their way to the girls cabin where Luc and Tama were waiting. Their daughters looked up at him with curious, sparkling eyes, and he couldn’t help but grin as he reached into his coat.

"Got something for you two," he said, pulling out the plush crocodile and lion Crocodile had given him.

Luc’s eyes widened with delight as she snatched the crocodile from his hands, hugging it tightly to her chest. "Mr. Croc is awesome!" she yelled at the top of her lungs, spinning in circles.

Tama clutched the lion, her expression more subdued but no less joyous as she ran her fingers over its soft fur. "He’s so soft, Dad," she murmured, her voice filled with awe.

Archer chuckled, shaking his head in disbelief. "What a world," he muttered under his breath. Of all the people in existence, he never imagined Crocodile—a man once so ruthless—would be the one to bring so much joy to his daughters.

Rosinante joined them, crouching down to ruffle Tama’s hair. "Make sure to take good care of them," he said with a smile.

"We will papa!" the girls chorused, their excitement infectious as they ran off to show their new treasures to whoever would listen.

Archer watched them go, leaning against Rosinante. "Well, that was unexpected."

Rosinante laughed softly, resting his chin on Archer’s shoulder. "Unexpected... but not unwelcome."

"Yeah," Archer murmured, his gaze soft as he stared after their daughters. "Not unwelcome at all."

As the girls dashed off, their giggles echoing through the ship, Archer turned to Rosinante, the lighthearted moment giving way to something more serious. He studied his husband’s face, noticing the faint furrow in his brow that hadn’t entirely disappeared since the meeting.

"So," Archer began, his tone softer now, "what did you and Sengoku talk about?"

Rosinante sighed, running a hand through his blond hair. "He... apologized," he said quietly. "For trying to execute Ace back then. Said it wasn’t personal—that it was his duty as a Marine." His voice tightened, and his gaze dropped to the deck. "But I told him... I don’t know if I can forgive him for it. Not yet. Maybe not ever."

Archer reached out, placing a hand on Rosinante’s cheek and gently guiding his face back up. "You don’t have to forgive him," he said firmly, his golden eyes locking onto Rosinante’s. "Not now, not ever, if that’s how you feel. It’s okay to hold on to that."

Rosinante’s eyes searched his husband’s, his tension softening slightly at the unconditional understanding and love he found there.

Archer leaned in, pressing a tender kiss to Rosinante’s lips. "You’re allowed to feel hurt. You’re allowed to be angry. And I’ll stand with you, no matter what."

Rosinante exhaled a shaky breath, his arms wrapping around Archer’s waist as he pulled him close. "Thank you," he murmured, his voice barely above a whisper.

"Always," Archer replied, resting his forehead against Rosinante’s.

 

Later that night, when the ship was silent and the crew had retired to their quarters, Archer sat alone in the galley. A half-empty bottle of beer rested on the table beside an ashtray overflowing with cigarette butts. The soft creak of the Silence on the waves was the only sound as he tried to clear his head.

He took a long drag from his cigarette, exhaling a thin trail of smoke, when the door burst open with a loud bang. Archer barely had time to react before Gin stormed in, his face a mix of urgency and frustration.

Before Archer could demand an explanation, Gin grabbed him by the arm, yanking him out of his chair and dragging him toward the storageroom at the back of the galley. "What the—Gin, what the hell are you doing?" Archer growled, stumbling to keep up.

Gin didn’t answer. Instead, he threw open the storageroom door, shoved Archer inside, and slammed it shut behind them.

"Alright," Archer snapped, straightening up and preparing to lay into him, "what’s the big idea—"

"Normally, I’d enjoy being dragged away by a handsome man," a familiar voice interrupted from the shadows, "but seriously, what the fuck?"

Archer’s head whipped around to see Raya, sitting on a crate with a raised eyebrow and a bottle of rum in her hand. Clearly, she’d been dragged in here too.

"Okay, now I’m confused," Archer said, crossing his arms and glancing between Gin and Raya. "Someone better start talking before I lose my patience."

Gin, looking unusually flustered, leaned back against the door, his arms crossed over his chest. "I’ve got a problem," he said curtly.

"A problem you thought needed solving in the storageroom?" Raya asked, gesturing around the cramped space.

Gin flushed a deep crimson, muttering something under his breath as he avoided Archer’s piercing stare.

"What’s going on with you?" Archer asked, his tone sharp with confusion. "And why couldn’t you just say whatever it is in the galley, like a normal person?"

Gin ran a hand down his face, clearly frustrated with himself. He let out a shaky breath, then looked up at them, his expression caught somewhere between determination and sheer mortification.

"I need advice," he blurted out, his words tumbling over each other in a rush. "Advice on… gay sex."

The silence that followed was almost deafening.

Archer raised a single golden eyebrow, his cigarette dangling loosely from his lips as he processed what he’d just heard. Raya, on the other hand, wasn’t so composed. She took a swig from her bottle of rum, only to choke halfway through, coughing and wheezing as her eyes watered.

"Wait—what?" she croaked, wiping her mouth and staring at Gin like he’d grown a second head. "You dragged us into the storeroom for that?"

Gin’s face was practically glowing, and he looked like he wanted the floor to swallow him whole. "I didn’t know who else to ask!" he snapped, his voice defensive. "And it’s not like I can just… bring this up casually over dinner!"

Archer grinned wickedly, holding out his hand toward Raya. "Gimme that," he said, motioning to her bottle of rum. She handed it over, still trying to suppress her giggles, and he took a hearty swig before handing it back.

"Alright, Gin," Archer began, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. "Serious question. Why didn’t you drag Rosi and Ace into this little storeroom confessional too? They’ve gay too."

Gin muttered something unintelligible, scratching the back of his neck.

"What was that?" Archer pressed, leaning forward.

Gin sighed heavily, his voice barely audible. "Because Rosi and Ace are both tops."

For a moment, there was silence. Then Archer raised an eyebrow, smirking slyly. "And what makes you so certain that it’s Rosi who’s the top in my case?"

That was all it took to send Raya over the edge. She threw her head back and burst out laughing, nearly spilling her rum in the process.

"Oh, come on, Archer!" she howled, doubling over as tears streamed from her eyes. "Everyone’s seen you hobbling around like a bowlegged bastard after a wild night with Rosi! You’re not exactly subtle!"

Archer’s smirk evaporated as a flush crept up his neck and onto his freckled cheeks. "I—what—"

Raya smirked, taking another swig of rum. "Face it, Captain, we all know you’re the bottom."

Archer sputtered, trying to come up with a retort, but the flush on his face only deepened as Gin awkwardly cleared his throat, his expression caught somewhere between secondhand embarrassment and mild amusement.

Archer raised an eyebrow, gesturing toward Raya with his cigarette. "Alright, but seriously, why the hell is she here? She’s a woman, Gin. And she’s shacking up with Penguin. What does she even bring to this conversation?"

Before Gin could respond, Raya smirked, casually leaning against a crate with her rum bottle in hand. "Excuse you, Archer, but I’m here because I’m fabulous, obviously."

Gin rolled his eyes, muttering under his breath before fixing them both with an exasperated look. "You’re both here because 1) Archer, you’re gay, a bottom, and a massive pervert—"

"Hey!" Archer interjected, but Gin ignored him.

"—and 2) Raya knows things… and she’s also a pervert."

There was a beat of silence before Raya threw her hands in the air, grinning triumphantly. "Perverts unite!" she exclaimed, raising her bottle like she was giving a toast.

Archer groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Why do I even put up with you two?"

"Because you love us," Raya chimed, nudging his arm.

"Debatable," Archer muttered, though the corner of his mouth twitched into a reluctant smile. "Alright, Gin, let’s get back on track before this spirals even further. You were saying?"

Gin’s face flushed an even deeper shade of crimson as Archer and Raya exchanged knowing smiles. Archer leaned back against a crate, taking another drag from his cigarette before starting, “Alright, rookie. First thing’s first: prep and lube. Lots of it. Don’t even think about skipping it, unless you’re aiming to ruin someone’s day—and trust me, nobody wants that.”

Raya chimed in, her tone light but teasing. “And we mean lots. More than you’d think. If you’re wondering if it’s too much, it probably isn’t. Better safe than sorry.”

Gin shifted uncomfortably, scratching the back of his neck. “Uh... okay. Got it. Prep and lube. What else?”

Archer gestured with his cigarette, blowing out a thin trail of smoke. “Communication. You listen to your partner. If something hurts, you tell him to stop. Unless—"

“—you’re into that,” Raya finished for him with a wicked grin, earning a snort of laughter from Archer.

Gin looked like he wanted the floor to swallow him whole. “Right. Communication. Sure.”

Raya leaned forward, her expression softening slightly. “Listen, Ginny boy. A man’s body isn’t all that different from a woman’s when it comes to pleasure. It’s just about learning the right spots and paying attention to their reactions. You don’t have to overthink it—just be present and open.”

Archer nodded in agreement. “Exactly. Don’t treat it like some big, complicated mystery. And for God’s sake, don’t rush it. If you take your time, pay attention, and—" he raised a finger, emphasizing the point, “—don’t forget the lube, you’ll do fine.”

Gin exhaled sharply, his face still a deep shade of red. “Right. Got it. Prep, lube, communication, take it slow. Anything else I should know?”

Raya grinned, offering him the bottle of rum. “Yeah. Don’t forget to enjoy it. It’s supposed to be fun, not a checklist.”

Archer raised his cigarette in a mock toast. “To the sacred art of perversion,” he said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

Gin groaned, grabbing the bottle from Raya and taking a swig. “You two are impossible.”

Raya and Archer exchanged a triumphant look, both clearly enjoying his discomfort far too much.

Raya leaned in, her voice dripping with mischief. “You’re planning to bottom for Katakuri?” she repeated, a smirk playing on her lips. “You’ll need more than just lube. You might want to prepare for a marathon, not a sprint.”

Archer, trying to hide his grin. He’d been in enough awkward situations with Raya to know she wasn’t going to let this one slide. “Yeah, Gin, Katakuri’s a big guy. You’re gonna need a lot of lube, and maybe some extra padding for the night, eh?”

Gin looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die. But Raya wasn’t done.

“And don’t even try to deny it, Jean Bart and I had a bet,” she said, folding her arms across her chest. “I told him you and Katakuri were totally going to hook up. And I’m this close to winning twenty berries, Ginny-boy.”

Gin’s mouth opened and closed as if he was trying to form words, but no sound came out. Raya’s grin widened as she turned to Archer, who was now laughing too hard to hold it in.

“You bet on me?” Gin finally managed to squeak out, looking both exasperated and horrified.

Archer chuckled, leaning back in his chair. “Of course she did. I’m almost impressed that you’ve kept it secret this long, Gin.” He shook his head.

Raya threw her hands up in mock exasperation. “Pfft, please. I just have an eye for these things. It’s not my fault Gin is a walking, talking tragedy of a romance plot waiting to unfold.”

Gin groaned, rubbing his face. “I’m never going to live this down, am I?”

“Nope,” Raya said with a wicked grin. “But hey, at least you’ve got a shot at being with a top contender in this little group. No pun intended.”

Archer couldn’t help but laugh again, shaking his head. “Seriously, Gin, you’ve got yourself into a mess. Good luck with that.”

Gin groaned, collapsing against the crates. “This is the worst conversation I’ve ever had in my life.”

Raya winked at him as she got up. “Trust me, darling, it only gets worse from here. Just remember, lots of lube. And maybe a bit of patience for Katakuri.”

Archer clapped Gin on the shoulder, his grin wide. “You’ll be fine. Just be yourself... and maybe, for your sake, try not to die from embarrassment.”

Gin let out a long, defeated sigh, as the two of them walked out of the storeroom, leaving him to contemplate his life choices in peace... or as much peace as one could have in a ship full of perverts.

Chapter 88: The Portgas family and their extended network of chaos

Summary:

New babysitters
Pull it out
Orders
Big cry baby
Put a ring on it
Knock the door Peng!
The talk
Stupid Garp
Moving on
Grandpapa
No words..

Notes:

Leave a comment and a kudos if you like it!

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After the agonizingly unproductive meeting—at least in Archer’s opinion—the Silence resumed its aimless voyage. With no clear destination in mind, Archer felt the familiar itch of restlessness creeping into his bones. Sitting still wasn’t his forte, and the endless ocean, though beautiful, wasn’t offering any distractions. He needed something to do. Anything.

So, when the Den Den Mushi on the table began to croak with a familiar gravelly voice, Archer practically pounced on it.

“Crocodile,” he drawled, leaning back in his chair. “To what do we owe the pleasure?”

“Cut the crap, Portgas,” Crocodile’s gruff tone shot back. “I’ve got information you’ll want. Rumor has it Blackbeard’s set his sights on Boa Hancock.”

Archer’s golden eyes lit up; his restlessness immediately replaced by a sharp focus. “Bingo,” he murmured under his breath, already feeling the adrenaline start to kick in.

Standing nearby, Rosinante shot him a questioning look, which Archer answered with a quick, wolfish grin. “We’ve got a lead.”

Before Archer could say anything else, Giles burst out of the so-called murder room—the map-laden navigation hub where he spent most of his time—and dashed toward the helm. Archer didn’t even have to give the order. Giles, that amazing man, already knew.

“Now, that’s what I call efficiency,” Archer said, the grin still on his face as he returned his attention to the Den Den Mushi. “Alright, Croc, we’ll bite. But listen, if we’re making a move on Blackbeard, I need my girls safe. Can you handle that?”

There was a pause on the other end of the line before Crocodile let out a long, exasperated sigh. “You’re asking me to babysit now?”

“Come on, Croc, you love them,” Archer replied, his tone equal parts cajoling and smug. “Luc and Tama are adorable, and they’ll totally piss Buggy off. Sounds like a win for you, doesn’t it?”

Crocodile grumbled something unintelligible, but Archer caught the words annoy Buggy and knew he had him.

“Fine,” Crocodile said eventually. “But I swear, if they break something—”

“They won’t,” Archer interrupted, though he didn’t sound entirely convincing. “Brulee will send them over when the time comes. Thanks, Croc. Really.”

Rosinante, who had been silently listening, leaned closer to the snail and added, “We appreciate it, Crocodile.”

Crocodile muttered something that sounded suspiciously like you better, and the line went dead.

Archer leaned back in his chair, letting out a breath he hadn’t realized he was holding. “Well, that’s one less thing to worry about.”

Rosinante gave him a small smile, placing a reassuring hand on his shoulder. “One step at a time, love.”

“Yeah,” Archer replied, his mind already racing ahead to the coming battle. He couldn’t help but grin. “But at least it’s a step in the right direction. Gather the crew, its time.”

Rosinante gathered the entire crew, the Charlotte siblings, and the five Heart Pirates into the meeting room. The room was crowded but electric with tension and anticipation. Everyone present understood that this wasn’t just another skirmish—they were heading straight into the lion’s den.

Rosinante stood at the head of the table, his expression calm but deadly serious. “Crocodile’s information is solid,” he began, his voice cutting through the murmurs. “Blackbeard is going after Boa Hancock. We don’t have all the details, but what we do know is that he’s targeting her territory. That means we’re sailing there at full speed to intercept him.”

The room fell silent for a moment as the weight of his words sank in. Then, one by one, grim smiles spread across the faces of the gathered crew.

Archer leaned back in his chair, his golden eyes glinting with amusement. He turned to Ace, smirking. “Hey, kid. Go fetch your ‘I Don’t Like Pudding’ board. We’re gonna need it.”

Ace’s face lit up with a grin. “On it, dad!” he said before sprinting out of the room.

Katakuri, standing near the doorway, raised an eyebrow. “What’s Ace got against Pudding?”

Rosinante chuckled softly, his lips curving into a fond smile. “Ace and Sanji are together,” he explained. “And Ace has never forgiven Pudding for trying to shoot Sanji.”

Katakuri nodded slowly, the pieces falling into place. “Ah,” he said simply.

Archer snorted, lighting a cigarette.

When Ace returned with the “I Don’t Like Pudding” board, now cleared of its previous grievances, he plopped it down on the meeting table with a dramatic flourish. “Fresh canvas,” he announced with a grin, sliding it toward Rosinante.

Rosinante wasted no time. He strode over, pulled a black marker from his pocket, and uncapped it with a snap. The air in the room shifted, the lightheartedness from earlier evaporating as everyone leaned in closer.

“Alright, Ace,” Rosinante said, marker poised over the board. “Tell me everything you know about Teach—his powers, his crew, his fighting style, anything that might help us.”

Ace nodded, his expression growing serious. “First off, Teach is dangerous because of the Yami Yami no Mi—the Dark-Dark Fruit. It’s a Logia, but it doesn’t work like other Logias. He can’t become intangible like, me, Kizaru or Crocodile. Instead, it lets him absorb anything into darkness. Attacks, objects—whatever gets sucked in is basically destroyed.”

“But there’s a catch,” Ace continued. “His powers also make him take more damage than a normal person would. When you hit him, he feels it twice as much. It’s a tradeoff, but it doesn’t make him any less of a threat.”

Archer crossed his arms, leaning against the wall. “So he’s a glass cannon,” he muttered. “Hits hard but can’t take the heat.”

“Sort of,” Ace said. “But that’s not all. He’s got another Devil Fruit—the Gura Gura no Mi. Whitebeard’s fruit. He stole it after…” Ace’s voice faltered for a moment, the weight of Whitebeard’s death flashing across his face. “After Marineford.”

 “Two Devil Fruits,” Rosinante murmured. “No one should be able to survive that.”

“That’s Teach,” Ace said bitterly. “He breaks the rules. And he’s not just powerful—he’s smart, strategic. He plays the long game, and he’s not afraid to take risks.”

As Ace wrapped up his debrief, Archer leaned back in his chair, the faint glow of his cigarette illuminating his smirk. He pointed the smoldering tip toward Raya. “Alright, Raya, pull it out.”

Raya raised an eyebrow, her lips twitching with mischief. “In front of so many people?” she teased, her voice dripping with mock scandal.

Archer winked, taking another drag from his cigarette. “Oh, I know you’ve been dying to show it to everyone. Don’t act shy now.”

Timble, perched nervously on Archer’s shoulder, turned bright red. He clutched Archer’s shirt like a lifeline, his voice trembling with horror. “What…what is she going to pull out?”

Grinning like the cat that got the canary, Raya reached into the waistband of her pants, moving slowly and dramatically. The room collectively tensed. Several heads turned away in embarrassment, including Penguin, whose face was flushed a deep shade of crimson. Archer, however, just leaned forward, amusement dancing in his golden eyes.

With a flourish worthy of a magician, Raya pulled out a well-worn leather journal and held it aloft. “Ta-da!”

The entire room exhaled in relief.

“You people are so dirty-minded,” Raya chided, shaking her head with exaggerated disappointment. “I’m just carrying around years of invaluable intel that could save all your asses, and this is the thanks I get?”

Archer barked out a laugh, flicking ash into the tray in front of him. “You live for the drama, Raya. Don’t even pretend otherwise.”

Still grinning, Raya plopped the journal onto the table. “This, my dear idiots, is my Blackbeard notebook. Notes, rumors, encounters—everything I’ve picked up over the years. You’re welcome.”

Rosinante stepped forward, his curiosity piqued. “How long have you been keeping this?”

“Since after Marineford,” Raya replied. “You know me—I’m not one for surprises. Especially not when they come in the form of someone like Teach.”

Ace leaned over, flipping through the pages. It was filled with scribbled notes, maps, and diagrams, each entry detailed and precise. He looked up at Raya, his expression genuinely impressed. “This is incredible.”

“I know,” Raya said, smugly taking a swig from her flask. “I’ve got a knack for this stuff. And I figured it might come in handy, considering where we’re headed.”

Archer grinned. “Raya, if I didn’t already was married, I’d consider proposing to you for that journal alone.”

Rosinante gave Archer a deadpan look. “Good to know where I rank.”

Raya laughed, flipping her hair dramatically. “Sorry, Arch, but I’m spoken for.” She gave Penguin a sly wink, making him go red all over again.

 

Archer leaned back in his chair, gesturing toward the newly christened Kill Teach Board with his cigarette. "Alright, Raya," he said with a smirk, "do your thing."

Raya rolled her shoulders like she was preparing for a fight, then strode over to the board, marker in hand. “Let’s make this bastard regret every bad decision he’s ever made,” she said, cracking a grin.

She started by writing Marshall D. Teach at the very top, underlining his name twice for emphasis. Below it, she added a list of his known abilities, starting with the Yami Yami no Mi and its terrifying ability to nullify Devil Fruit powers.

“This guy’s a nightmare,” she said, turning to face the crew. “He’s got the Yami Yami no Mi, which lets him absorb and nullify Devil Fruit abilities, and the Gura Gura no Mi, stolen from Whitebeard, giving him the power to cause earthquakes. The first one’s dangerous because it makes our heavy hitters vulnerable. The second one? Dangerous because it can sink islands.”

She wrote out the crew members’ names below Teach, explaining as she went:

  • Van Augur: “Sniper. His Devil Fruit, Wapu Wapu no Mi, lets him teleport. He’s fast and precise, so don’t let your guard down.”
  • Shiryu of the Rain: “This guy’s a sadistic swordsman with the Suke Suke no Mi, making him invisible. You’ll never see him coming, literally.”
  • Jesus Burgess: “Pure brute strength. No known Devil Fruit yet, but he’s got a will of steel and the muscles to back it up.”
  • Lafitte: “Navigator and hypnotist. He’s got wings now, thanks to some unknown Devil Fruit. Watch out for his flight advantage.”
  • Doc Q and Stronger: “Doc Q’s the sickly-looking guy with a scythe. His Devil Fruit, Shiku Shiku no Mi, spreads sickness. And Stronger, his horse, has the Uma Uma no Mi, Mythical Type: Pegasus Model. Yes, the horse can fly. Weird combo, but dangerous.”
  • Sanjuan Wolf: “The Dai Dai no Mi user. He’s a literal giant who can increase his already enormous size.”
  • Catarina Devon: “The Inu Inu no Mi, Model: Kyubi no Kitsune lets her transform into others. She’s a shapeshifter and a dangerous one at that.”
  • Vasco Shot: “An absolute drunk, but don’t underestimate him. He’s got the Gabu Gabu no Mi and can manipulate alcohol, including turning himself into a living liquor bomb.”

The list grew as she added each name, along with their powers and notable traits. She tapped the marker against the board for emphasis as she finished.

“Now, the good news is, they’re not invincible. Teach’s Yami Yami no Mi forces him to physically take damage instead of nullifying it like most Logia users. Van Augur’s teleportation isn’t instant—there’s a slight delay. Shiryu can’t stay invisible forever, especially if someone can disrupt him.”

Archer stood up from his chair, rolling his shoulders as if preparing for a grand declaration. He gestured for Raya to take her seat. “Alright, everyone, listen up,” he began, his tone commanding enough to quiet the room instantly.

Once Raya was seated, Archer crossed his arms, his golden eyes sweeping over the assembled crew. “After this meeting, I want every single one of you on the deck. We’re all getting tattoos.”

A ripple of confusion spread through the group, murmurs rising as people began to ask why. Even Ace tilted his head, raising a skeptical eyebrow.

Archer held up a hand to silence them. “It’s not for decoration, alright? This is serious.” He took a deep breath, his expression grave. “Catarina Devon. She’s a shapeshifter, and we’ve all seen how dangerous she can be. If she impersonates one of us, it could be catastrophic. These tattoos will be something only we know about—unique to each of us. That way, if anyone’s acting suspicious, we have a surefire way to confirm if they’re the real deal.”

The room fell silent as his words sank in. Then, one by one, heads began to nod. Even the more skeptical crewmembers seemed to understand the logic behind his plan.

“Smart,” Rosinante said softly, his gaze warm with approval as he looked at his husband.

Archer smirked. “Of course it’s smart. I came up with it.”

That earned a few chuckles, breaking the tension in the room.

“But that’s not all,” Archer continued, his smirk fading into a serious expression. He turned his attention to Raya and Timble, pointing at them. “You two have another task. I want seastone bombs made—small, portable, and enough to knock a Devil Fruit user off their game.”

Raya grinned, already scribbling notes in her journal. “Consider it done.”

Archer’s gaze shifted to Timble, his expression sharpening with a hint of amusement. “And color bombs, too.”

Timble blinked up at him innocently, though his twitching lips betrayed his amusement. “Color bombs, Captain?”

“Don’t play innocent with me, Timble,” Archer said, narrowing his eyes but smirking. “You know exactly what I mean. The red you put in my shampoo last week?” He raised an eyebrow, his tone dripping with mock severity.

The little dwarf giggled, clearly pleased with himself. “It suited you, Captain. You looked very fiery.”

The room burst into laughter, even Rosinante hiding a smile behind his hand.

Archer sighed, shaking his head, but the corners of his mouth twitched upward. “Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. But if you’ve got time to prank me, you’ve got time to make those bombs.”

Timble saluted with an exaggerated flourish. “Aye, Captain!”

Archer took a long drag of his cigarette, letting the smoke curl upward as he scanned the room. His gaze settled on Timble. “Now, about those color bombs,” he began, tapping the ash into a nearby tray. “They’ll have a specific purpose. Shiryu can turn invisible, and we’re not letting that bastard use that power to his advantage.”

The name hung in the air like a dark cloud.

At the mention of Shiryu, Ikkaku froze. Her normally steady hands clenched into fists, her face paling. The room went silent, the tension thick and suffocating. Everyone knew what Shiryu had done to her—how he had beaten and violated her during a past encounter.

Archer’s golden eyes softened as he turned to her, his voice steady but filled with resolve. “Ikkaku.”

Her eyes snapped up to meet his.

“When the time comes,” he said firmly, “you’ll be the one to take him down.”

For a moment, she didn’t move, her breath caught in her throat. Then she nodded sharply, her jaw tightening as a spark of determination flickered in her eyes. “Understood, Big boss.”

Archer gave her a small, approving smile before turning his attention to Brûlée. “Brûlée,” he said, his tone shifting to a practical matter-of-factness, “I need to know if it’s possible for every crewmember to carry a small mirror on their clothes—something discreet.”

Brûlée tilted her head, curious. “What for?”

“If anyone gets into trouble,” Archer explained, gesturing with his cigarette, “you could use your power to pull them through the mirrors and get them out of harm’s way.”

Brûlée’s lips curved into a smile, her sharp teeth glinting in the light. “That’s not just possible,—it’s genius. I’ll get to work on it immediately.”

“Good,” Archer said, flicking the last bit of his cigarette into the tray. “I want every crewmember outfitted with one before we face Teach. No one’s getting left behind.”

The room murmured in agreement, the crew visibly more confident now that plans were taking shape.

“Alright, listen up,” Archer said, his voice commanding attention. “This is how we’re going to play this. We’ll be going after Blackbeard, but first, we need to take out his crew one by one.”

He pointed to Rosinante and Gin first. “You two are going after Jesus Burgess. Strength vs. strength. Rosi, you’re the shield. Gin, you’re the spear. Don’t let him get too close. He’s dangerous at that range, so make sure you’ve got backup ready.”

Rosinante nodded, his expression determined, while Gin gave a quick salute, cracking his knuckles.

“Timble, Nugget,” Archer continued, “you’re with Doc Q’s horse, Stronger. That damn horse is what makes him a threat. Once you take it out, he’s just a sick old man with a gun, no danger to anyone. After that, you’re moving to Laffitte. He’s dangerous, so make sure to kill him quick.”

Timble grinned at the thought of taking down a horse, while Nugget flapped his wings.

“Raya, you’re on Catarina Devon. Use your skills. I don’t need to explain why. We need her neutralized before she has the chance to use her power on any of us.” Raya smirked, nodding. She had the mental edge on most people, and she wasn’t about to waste it now.

“Ace and Brûlée, you’re taking on Van Augur,” Archer said. “Brûlée, your mirrors will give Ace the mobility he needs to get close. Once he’s in range, he’ll fry the bastard. Van Augur can shoot from distance, so you’ll need to be quick.”

Ace gave a confident grin, his eyes lighting up with the thought of putting his powers to use. Brûlée just winked, already considering the logistics of the mirror transportation.

“Katakuri and Uni,” Archer said, his eyes glinting with a mixture of pride and cunning, “you two are up against Shiryu. Katakuri, your fruit’s perfect for this situation. Shiryu can go invisible, but your ability to stick to surfaces will keep us from losing track of him. Keep him grounded.”

Katakuri cracked his knuckles, a predatory smile crossing his face. Uni gave a sharp nod, eager for the fight. He was ready for this, for everything.

“Jean Bart, Schaci, Penguin, and Ikkaku—you're on Vasco Shot,” Archer ordered. “Work together. He’s a brute, but you’ve got the numbers and the firepower. Don’t let him get the better of you.”

Ikkaku’s lips curled into a cold smile, and the rest of the crew exchanged determined glances. Vasco Shot was going down.

“After all that’s done, I’ll be distracting Blackbeard with Giles,” Archer finished, his voice lowering, a touch of grim determination slipping in. “We’ll keep him occupied until the rest of you have finished with the others. Then we’ll all deal with Blackbeard together.”

Rosinante placed a hand on Archer’s shoulder, his voice soft yet strong. “We’re going to win this. We’re ready.”

Archer looked at his husband, nodding, and then he turned back to the crew. “Alright, everyone, you know your assignments. Don’t screw this up. We’ve come too far to fail now.”

The crew’s eyes burned with malic. It was clear that they weren’t backing down, not now, not ever.

With the plan laid out, they moved onto the next step. One by one, they filed out onto the deck, standing in a row as Katakuri moved to the front. The large man produced a needle and ink, his movements slow and deliberate.

“Everyone ready?” Katakuri asked, his voice low.

 

Later that day, in the quiet of their cabin, Archer sat on the edge of their bed, his hand resting gently on Rosinante's back as he tried to comfort his husband. Rosinante was still muttering, his voice filled with mock indignation, as he continued to complain about the tattoo.

"I can't believe it. I’m tough, I’ve been through hell and back, but that little needle? That hurt like a bitch," Rosinante whined, wincing as he gingerly touched the fresh tattoo on his wrist.

Archer couldn’t help but grin, amused by the sight of his big, strong husband acting like a child. "You’re really going to complain about a tiny tattoo?" he teased, his voice light. "I thought you were tougher than that."

Rosinante shot him a playful glare, rolling his eyes. "It’s not tiny," he countered. "It’s a meaningful tattoo, and it’s on my wrist, for crying out loud. A sensitive spot! It’s not just some random ink."

Archer's grin widened as he leaned in closer, pressing a gentle kiss to Rosinante's temple. "I still can’t believe how dramatic you're being. You’re a warrior, and you’re complaining about a little tattoo on your wrist."

Rosinante huffed but couldn't suppress the soft smile that tugged at the corner of his lips. "It’s not the size that’s the issue, Archer. It’s the pain. And who’s the genius that decided to get a tattoo here of all places?"

Archer laughed, patting Rosinante’s back affectionately. "You should’ve known what you were getting into when you signed up for it," he said, his voice teasing but full of affection.

Rosinante’s eyes softened as he looked down at the tattoo on his wrist. The design was simple, but it carried so much meaning—seven branches of a tree, each representing one of their children. The seventh branch had Archer’s name inscribed on it. Archer had the same tattoo, but Rosinante’s name was on the seventh branch of Archer’s wrist. It was their way of marking their family, their bond, forever.

"I know," Rosinante murmured, his voice quieter now, a mixture of tenderness and pride in his words. "I just... didn't expect it to hurt like that."

Grinning, Archer leaned in closer to Rosinante, his eyes sparkling mischievously. "Since you haven’t given me a ring, I guess this tattoo will have to be my wedding ring," he teased, nudging Rosinante’s arm with his elbow.

Rosinante’s eyes widened in disbelief, his mouth dropping open. "What?" he gasped, clearly taken aback. "You haven't given me a ring either!"

Archer smirked, the playful glint in his golden eyes only intensifying. "Well, I don’t need a ring," he said with a wink. "As long as I have you, I don't need a symbol of our marriage. But I do like our matching tattoos... they're more personal, you know?"

Rosinante stared at him for a moment, his mind processing Archer’s words. The warmth in his chest spread, and he found himself smiling softly at the sincerity behind Archer’s playful tone. But then, in a flash of sudden movement, Rosinante pounced on him, hands quickly grabbing at his clothes.

Archer burst into giggles, his laughter bubbling out of him as Rosinante started tugging at his shirt. "Rosi—wait—what are you doing?" he gasped between laughs, trying to push his husband’s hands away, though he wasn’t exactly trying all that hard to stop him.

Rosinante, now practically on top of him, paused for a second, giving Archer a heated look. "You really think you can just say stuff like that and not expect me to respond?" he grinned devilishly. "I think it’s time you had a little reminder of just how much you mean to me."

Archer’s giggles died down, replaced by a grin of his own. "Oh? Is that so?" he teased back, already pulling his shirt over his head as Rosinante worked on his pants. "Guess I’ll just have to hold you to that, huh?"

Rosinante gave a low laugh, leaning in to kiss Archer passionately, hands still busy tugging off the last of Archer’s clothes. The playful banter from moments before melted away as the tension between them grew, both of them so caught up in each other that they couldn’t wait another moment.

As Rosinante finally succeeded in stripping Archer bare, the two of them collapsed onto the bed, Archer pulling his husband down with him. They exchanged heated kisses, their laughter and playful words still floating in the air, but soon it was replaced with an intimate silence as they lost themselves in the moment.

The door to their cabin suddenly crashed open, and a frantic Penguin rushed in, his face pale with panic. Before either Archer or Rosinante could react, Penguin's eyes locked onto them, and he froze. His mouth dropped open, and a loud scream escaped him, echoing through the room.

Archer, completely caught off guard, let out a horrified yelp and instinctively headbutted Rosinante in the process. “Ow! What the hell, Archer?!” Rosinante groaned, rubbing his forehead.

"Penguin, get out!" Archer screamed, grabbing a nearby pillow and throwing it at the door. His face turned crimson, and he scrambled to cover himself, his heart pounding in embarrassment. He quickly tossed his shirt back on, nearly tripping over his own feet in the process. "This is not how I planned things!" he muttered under his breath.

Penguin, now completely red-faced and stammering, quickly turned and bolted out of the door. "S-sorry! I... I didn’t know—!" he shouted, trailing off as he fled, slamming the door shut behind him.

Rosinante, still looking dazed, let out a deep sigh. “Well, that was... not how I imagined it,” he said with a chuckle, quickly grabbing his pants and pulling them back on.

Archer, his face still flushed with embarrassment, finally managed to pull on his clothes, muttering profanities under his breath. "Great, just great. Can’t even fuck in peace," he grumbled.

Rosinante smirked at him, his eyes gleaming with amusement. "Later," he whispered, his voice teasing, his fingers brushing over Archer’s wrist in a promise that sent shivers down his spine.

Archer just rolled his eyes, still flustered. “Yeah, yeah. You can finish whatever you started after we deal with this... situation.”

Before Rosinante could respond, the door opened again, but this time it wasn’t Penguin. A familiar voice, calm but urgent, came from outside the door. “Archer, Rosinante... Sengoku's asking permission to come aboard,” it was Brulee's voice, her tone serious. “

Rosinante gave Archer a quick, apologetic look before grabbing his jacket and slinging it over his shoulder. "We’ll finish this later, I promise," he said with a smirk, his words leaving no room for doubt.

Archer sighed, running a hand through his hair. "Better not be another one of those damn meetings..." he muttered, straightening up and following Rosinante out the door, still trying to shake off the embarrassment.

 

Walking out onto the deck, Archer and Rosinante were greeted by the sight of a massive Marineship pulled up alongside the Silence. The imposing vessel stood in stark contrast to their own, its pristine white sails billowing in the wind, the emblem of the Marines proudly displayed.

Archer glanced at Rosinante, raising an eyebrow. “Your call, Rosi. If you want him on board, it’s up to you.”

Rosinante sighed, his expression a mix of resignation and caution. He nodded slowly, then turned to shout, “Ace! Jean Bart! Get the gangplank!” The two men immediately sprang into action, hauling the sturdy plank into place with practiced ease. As they secured it, Rosinante cupped his hands around his mouth and called out to the Marineship. “Sengoku! You’re welcome aboard!”

A few moments later, the tall, broad figure of Sengoku appeared, descending the gangplank with a calm yet authoritative stride. His stern gaze swept over the Silence, taking in every detail with the precision of a seasoned strategist. Behind him trailed a pair of Marine officers, though they stopped at the edge of the gangplank, waiting for further orders.

“Fleet Admiral Sengoku,” Rosinante greeted, his voice steady but polite. Archer stood beside him, offering a slight nod of acknowledgment.

Sengoku’s eyes softened briefly when they landed on Rosinante, though his demeanor remained professional. “Rosinante. Archer,” he said, inclining his head toward them both. “Thank you for the invitation.”

Archer, ever the pragmatic one, gestured toward the door leading below deck. “Let’s take this to the meeting room. We’ll have more privacy there.” Turning to Gin, he added, “Would you mind bringing some snacks and drinks, Gin? Our guest might need some refreshment.”

Gin saluted playfully, a small smirk tugging at his lips. “On it, Captain,” he said before disappearing toward the galley.

Rosinante led the way, gesturing for Sengoku to follow. As they walked toward the meeting room, Archer couldn’t help but glance back at the Marineship. The sight of it left a bitter taste in his mouth, a reminder of their alliance with the former Fleet Admiral. But for now, they had more pressing matters to discuss, and Archer knew they needed to keep their wits about them.

The three of them settled into the meeting room, Rosinante at the head of the table, with Archer on his right and Sengoku across from them. The atmosphere was heavy with unspoken words, the silence stretching just long enough to feel uncomfortable.

Rosinante leaned back slightly in his chair, his fingers twitching against the armrest before he finally broke the silence. “Why are you here, Sengoku?” His tone was direct but not unkind, his brown eyes fixed on his former mentor.

Sengoku sighed deeply, a weariness settling on his face that seemed to age him beyond his years. “We didn’t have the proper opportunity to talk during the meeting,” he admitted, his voice low. “And… I missed you, Rosinante.”

The words hung in the air, and Rosinante visibly paused, his breath catching. Archer, noticing the subtle shift, reached under the table to take Rosinante’s hand, giving it a firm, reassuring squeeze. Rosinante’s lips quirked up faintly at the gesture, but his attention remained on Sengoku.

The older man’s eyes softened as he continued. “When I believed you to be dead…” Sengoku hesitated, his voice cracking slightly. “I mourned you. I cried for you.” He looked away, as if ashamed of admitting such vulnerability. “I blamed myself for a long time. I should have protected you better.”

Rosinante’s expression wavered, and Archer tightened his grip on his husband’s hand, silently anchoring him.

Sengoku sighed again, his shoulders slumping under the weight of his confession. “Years ago, before you found him, I ran into your oldest son Law.”

Both Rosinante and Archer stilled at this revelation, their attention now fully locked on Sengoku.

“I recognized him,” Sengoku continued. “Not just from his bounty, but because I knew. I saw the way he carried himself—the fire in his eyes, the pain in his heart. He reminded me of you, Rosinante.” Sengoku’s voice softened. “I let him go.”

Rosinante’s eyes widened, shock flickering across his face. “You let him go?” he repeated, disbelief lacing his tone.

“I did,” Sengoku confirmed, nodding slowly. “Because I thought… I thought you had died for him. I told him that day, ‘Never attach a reason to the love you received from Rosinante.’” Sengoku’s voice cracked again, emotion spilling into his words. “I wanted him to understand that he didn’t need to justify why you loved him so much, why you sacrificed for him. I hoped it would help him carry on.”

Rosinante sat frozen, his mouth slightly open as if to speak, but no words came. His grip on Archer’s hand tightened almost painfully, but Archer didn’t flinch. Instead, he gave a slight nod to Sengoku, acknowledging the gravity of his words.

Finally, Rosinante managed to speak, his voice barely above a whisper. “Thank you… for telling me this. And for letting him go.”

Sengoku’s lips curled into a faint, sad smile. “It’s the least I could do. I owed it to you—and to him.”

Sengoku shifted in his seat, his expression softening as he turned his gaze to Rosinante. “I have to say, seeing you like this… I’m happy for you, Rosinante. Truly. Even if it’s not the happiness I envisioned for you back when you were under my wing.” His lips twitched into a faint smile, one tinged with regret. “To see you as a father, deeply in love… even if it’s with the infamous Portgas patriarch, one of the Marines’ biggest headaches since his uncle Xebec.”

Archer chuckled softly at that, raising an eyebrow. “Glad to know I’m living up to the family reputation.”

Sengoku huffed a laugh, shaking his head. “You certainly are. But despite all that, Rosinante… you’ve found something real, something that so many people spend their entire lives searching for. And for that, I’m happy.”

Rosinante’s grip on Archer’s hand remained firm, his other hand fidgeting with the edge of the table. “It means a lot to hear you say that, Sengoku,” he said softly, his voice thick with emotion.

Sengoku’s expression darkened slightly as he continued. “There’s something else I need to say… something I’ve carried with me for years.” He took a deep breath, steadying himself. “I’m so sorry for what I did to your son back then—for trying to execute Ace. I see now how wrong I was. At the time, I thought I was upholding justice, but… Whitebeard’s words made me realize what I was doing. He made me see Ace not as a threat or as Roger’s blood, but as a person—a son, your son. I regret what I did every day, and I hope… I hope you can forgive me.”

The room fell silent, the weight of Sengoku’s words settling over them. Rosinante closed his eyes, his shoulders trembling slightly as he took a shaky breath. Archer, ever his anchor, reached out to place a hand on his back, offering silent support.

“It hurt,” Rosinante admitted quietly, his voice wavering. “Hearing that you… someone I trusted, someone I looked up to… would do that to my son.” He opened his eyes, tears brimming as he looked at Sengoku. “But… I understand now. You were following the principles you believed in. And while I can’t forget it… I can forgive you.”

Sengoku’s head dipped, his shoulders sagging with relief. “Thank you, Rosinante. That means more to me than you know.”

Archer leaned back with a sly grin, his golden eyes gleaming with mischief. “You know, Sengoku, there’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you,” he began, his tone casual but clearly teasing.

Sengoku raised an eyebrow, already wary of what was coming. “What is it, Archer?”

“Well,” Archer continued, dragging out the moment, “Garp knew Rosinante was alive. Has known for years, actually. Found out about it three years after I saved him from Doflamingo.”

For a moment, Sengoku froze, processing Archer’s words. Then, like a volcano erupting, his face turned red as he slammed his fist on the table, startling both Rosinante and Archer. “THAT DAMNED GARP!” he roared, standing up so quickly that his chair scraped loudly against the floor. “That man has been keeping secrets from me for decades! Decades! And this? THIS?!”

Archer was now laughing so hard he had to clutch his sides, while Rosinante tried—and failed—to stifle a chuckle.

Sengoku wasn’t done. He began pacing the room, gesturing wildly as he ranted. “The D. Monkey clan and the Portgas clan—do you have any idea how many gray hairs I’ve gotten because of you people?! Garp, Dragon, Luffy, Ace, Law, Sabo, YOU—” He pointed an accusatory finger at Archer, who just grinned wider. “—every single one of you has been at the center of my headaches for as long as I can remember!”

“And you love us for it,” Archer quipped, still grinning like a cat who had just caught a canary.

Sengoku stopped mid-rant, pinching the bridge of his nose as he let out a long, exasperated sigh. “I should’ve retired decades ago,” he muttered. “But no, I had to deal with Garp’s antics, and now I find out Garp’s been hiding something this monumental from me? Of course he has. Why am I even surprised?”

Rosinante, finally managing to contain his laughter, placed a hand on Sengoku’s shoulder. “To be fair, Garp probably thought he was protecting Luffy.”

“Protecting him, my ass,” Sengoku grumbled, slumping back into his chair. “He probably just thought it would be funny to keep me in the dark. Typical Garp.”

Archer leaned forward, his grin softening into a smirk. “Hey, look on the bright side. At least now you know. And isn’t it better to see Rosi alive and well, even if you had to find out like this?”

Sengoku shot him a glare but eventually sighed, a reluctant smile tugging at his lips. “Yeah, yeah. You’re right. But I swear, if Garp shows up, I’m going to throttle him.”

“Get in line,” Archer said with a laugh. “You’re not the only one he’s pissed off.”

Rosinante cleared his throat, his expression becoming more serious. “We’ve got a lead on Blackbeard,” he said. “We’re heading toward Amazon Lily to put an end to him.”

Sengoku’s eyes widened in shock. “What?!” he blurted out, immediately leaning forward in his chair

Before Rosinante could respond, Sengoku stood up, his voice taking on the tone of a concerned parent. “You need to be careful! Don’t rush into this like fools! You have no idea what he has planned or what traps he’s set! You’ve got a crew to think about, and a family waiting for you. And for heaven’s sake, keep me informed about every step you take!”

Rosinante’s shoulders hunched slightly, and he gave a sheepish nod, looking every bit like a child being scolded by their parent. “Yes, sir,” he muttered, his tone subdued.

Archer, who had been silently observing, suddenly burst into laughter, leaning back in his chair and wiping tears from his eyes. “Oh, Rosi,” he said between chuckles. “You look like you’re ten years old again, getting caught sneaking cookies from the kitchen.”

Rosinante shot Archer a half-hearted glare, but his red-tinted ears betrayed his embarrassment. “Not helping, Arch,” he grumbled under his breath.

Sengoku, still standing and visibly agitated, crossed his arms and looked at Archer. “And you,” he said sternly. “I don’t expect you to be the voice of reason, but at least make sure you’re not throwing your lives away in some reckless stunt!”

Archer’s grin only widened. “Don’t worry, old man. I’ve got it covered. We’ve got a solid plan, and we’re not going in blind. Besides,” he added, his golden eyes gleaming with confidence, “I don’t intend to let that bastard walk away alive.”

Sengoku sighed heavily, running a hand through his hair. “Just promise me you’ll be careful,” he said, his tone softening. “I’ve already mourned too many people I care about. I don’t want to add either of you to that list.”

Rosinante finally stood, giving Sengoku a small, genuine smile. “We’ll be careful. I promise.”

“Good,” Sengoku replied, though the worry in his eyes remained. “And if anything goes wrong, you contact me immediately. I’ll have the Marines ready to step in if needed.”

Archer stood as well, clapping Sengoku on the shoulder. “You’ve got our word,” he said. Then, with a teasing smirk, he added, “But don’t worry too much, Sengoku. We’re pretty good at causing chaos and walking away unscathed.”

The door burst open, and two small whirlwinds of energy dashed into the room. Luc and Tama sprinted toward their fathers, laughing as they jumped into their arms. Archer caught Luc effortlessly, spinning her around before settling her on his hip, while Tama clung to Rosinante, giggling.

Grinning, Archer tilted his head and asked, “And what exactly are you two troublemakers doing in here?”

Tama grinned up at him, her eyes sparkling with mischief. “Ace said there’s a man with an afro here, and we wanted to see it!” she declared proudly.

Rosinante chuckled, shaking his head as he shifted Tama onto his shoulders. “That ‘man with an afro’ happens to be Sengoku,” he said, gesturing toward the older man. “He’s the one who raised me after my dad died.”

The girls paused, their wide-eyed gazes locking on Sengoku. Luc tilted her head curiously, while Tama whispered something to Rosinante, her voice too quiet to hear. Then, as if on cue, both girls turned to their fathers, faces full of excitement.

“Does that make him our grandpapa?” Luc asked, her voice filled with awe.

Archer opened his mouth to reply, but before he or Rosinante could say anything, the girls launched themselves toward Sengoku. With surprising agility, the former Fleet Admiral caught them, one in each arm, his eyes wide with shock.

“You’re our grandpapa, right?” Luc asked, throwing her arms around Sengoku’s neck.

“Do you have candy?” Tama added, her face serious. “Because ALL grandparents have candy. Ace told us so!”

For a moment, Sengoku was utterly speechless, holding the two girls as if they were made of glass. Then, a deep, hearty laugh rumbled out of him, shaking his broad shoulders. “Candy, huh?” he said, his voice lighter than it had been in years. “Well, I might have something for you in my coat pocket.”

Both girls squealed with delight as Sengoku reached into his pocket, producing a small tin of mints. Luc and Tama each took one, their smiles beaming as they popped the mints into their mouths.

Rosinante and Archer exchanged a glance, their expressions softening. “Guess that settles it,” Archer said with a grin. “Congratulations, Sengoku. You’re officially a grandpapa to six brats now.”

Sengoku looked up, his stern facade melting into a rare, genuine smile. “Well,” he said, his voice thick with emotion, “I suppose I can live with that.”

Sengoku turned his gaze to Rosinante and Archer, his expression shifting to one of paternal concern. “And where,” he asked carefully, “will the girls be when you go after Blackbeard?”

Archer smirked, leaning back in his chair as he cradled Luc, who was still happily munching on her candy. “Oh, don’t worry about that. We’ve got it all covered. Crocodile and Mihawk are going to babysit the girls.”

For a moment, Sengoku simply stared, his mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water. Finally, he exploded, his voice echoing throughout the room. “CROCODILE?! MIHAWK?! Are you out of your minds?”

Rosinante tried to stifle a laugh, but the corners of his mouth betrayed him. “It’s not as bad as it sounds,” he said, holding up a hand in mock reassurance. “Crocodile’s surprisingly responsible when it comes to children. And Mihawk... well, he’s Mihawk.”

“Exactly,” Archer chimed in, his grin widening. “Who’s going to mess with the greatest swordsman in the world and a warlord with a hook for a hand? Besides, they actually likes Luc and Tama. The girls adore them.”

Luc and Tama, perched comfortably in their fathers’ arms, looked at Sengoku with matching grins. In perfect unison, they chirped, “Mr. Croc and Mr. Hawk are our adopted uncles!”

Sengoku froze mid-sigh, his hand halfway to his face, before fully committing to the motion and planting his palm firmly over his eyes. “Of course they are,” he muttered, his voice muffled but laced with exasperation. “Why wouldn’t they be? The Portgas family and their extended network of chaos would naturally include  former Warlords with a superiority complex and the most stoic swordsman alive. Of course.”

Rosinante bit his lip to keep from laughing, while Archer couldn’t help himself and let out a loud chuckle. “Hey, don’t knock it, Sengoku. Crocodile’s surprisingly protective, and Mihawk’s just... well, Mihawk. He’s practically a fortress in human form.”

Luc beamed, nodding enthusiastically. “Mr. Croc says if anyone tries to hurt us, he’ll turn them into sand!”

“And Mr. Hawk said he’d slice them into teeny tiny pieces,” Tama added with a proud nod.

Sengoku groaned, rubbing his temples as though physically battling the headache their words had induced. “This family,” he muttered, “is going to send me to an early grave.”

Archer leaned forward, a playful grin still plastered on his face. “C’mon, Sengoku. Admit it—deep down, you love the chaos.”

Sengoku lowered his hand to give Archer a pointed look. “Deep, deep down,” he replied dryly, though his gaze softened slightly as he looked back at the girls, who were now playing with his beard.

“Grandpapa, can you really turn into a big gold Buddha?” Luc asked, her wide eyes full of curiosity.

Tama gasped, tugging gently at his sleeve. “truly?”

For the first time since stepping onto the Silence, Sengoku let out a low chuckle, the sound rumbling from his chest. “Yes, I can.”

Luc and Tama giggled, clearly delighted by his response. Archer leaned back in his chair, nudging Rosinante with his elbow. “See? Told you he’d fit right in.”

Rosinante just smiled, his heart full as he watched his daughters work their magic on the stoic former Fleet Admiral.

 

 

Chapter 89: Silver

Summary:

Uncle Croc
Gear
Hugging and kissing
Ready?
Threeways are no fun in battles
Lovesick
Clash of D
Silver
Poor Giles
Tea party
Worms

Notes:

Timeline? What timeline? 🤣🤣

Leave a comment and a kudos if you like the story! It always makes my day 😄

Chapter Text

The Silence cut through the waves, the island of Amazon Lily just within reach. Archer stood on the deck, arms crossed as he gazed at the horizon. They were so close now, the weight of their impending battle with Blackbeard growing heavier by the minute. The crew had been busy preparing, each with their own task at hand, but Archer couldn’t shake the tightness in his chest as the time to fight drew nearer.

A thought crossed his mind, one that made him shiver—a place ruled entirely by women. Archer had heard the stories, but there was something about the idea of stepping foot on an island where only women lived that unsettled him. It wasn’t the lack of men, per se, but the thought of being in such a radically different place. He couldn’t help but wonder how strange and dangerous it might be, especially with the tension surrounding their mission. It made him uneasy, but he shoved the thoughts aside. They didn’t have the luxury of distractions.

According to Giles, they’d be at Amazon Lily in about three hours. That gave them just enough time to make sure everything was in order, especially with the girls.

Archer’s gaze shifted to Rosinante, who was already gathering their daughters, Tama and Luc, to prepare them for what was to come. Archer knew this was going to be hard for them, and though he had faith in his crew, he couldn’t help but worry. The girls had never been sent away like this before—not for anything like this. Hidden in the cabin during dangerous times, sure, but never separated from their parents and their home.

Rosinante knelt down to meet their eyes, his voice soft and comforting. Archer could hear the love in his words, the reassurance that everything would be fine. His own heart squeezed as he watched Rosinante speak with the girls, offering them words of comfort.

"We’ll be back before you know it," Archer promised, pulling Luc and Tama close for one last embrace. "And when we do, we’ll train even harder together."

Luc pulled back slightly, her face scrunched in determination. “I can help you fight Blackbeard. I’m strong!”

Archer couldn’t help the chuckle that escaped him, though it was tinged with sadness. “You’ll be strong enough soon enough, kiddo. But for now, train some more. Maybe ask Mihawk to show you a trick or two?”

Luc nodded enthusiastically, her excitement still evident despite the worry lingering in her eyes. Archer ruffled her hair and gave Tama a gentle squeeze before Brulee stepped forward, ready to open the mirror. Archer’s stomach twisted at the thought of sending them away, but he trusted Crocodile and Mihawk to keep them safe. He had no other choice but to trust them.

The girls, still anxious, hesitated before stepping through the mirror with Brulee guiding them. Archer and Rosinante shared a brief moment of quiet before following them, the two fathers standing at the threshold of the strange mirror world, their hearts heavy with concern.

They arrived in what Archer assumed was Crocodile’s office. The air was dry and heavy, and the room was filled with the scent of cigars and the faintest trace of the desert sands. Crocodile’s desk sat neatly arranged in front of them, but it was the sight of Luc and Tama that immediately drew Archer’s attention.

Crocodile stood frozen for a moment, his mouth slightly agape, clearly taken aback by the sudden embrace from the girls.

"Uncle Croc!" Luc and Tama called in unison, their voices filled with the innocence of children who had no understanding of how strange this moment might be for the former Warlord.

Crocodile blinked, recovering from the shock. The usually composed man seemed momentarily caught off guard by the affection, his stern face softening for just a brief moment as he looked at the girls with a mixture of surprise and confusion. But then, without missing a beat, he leaned down and awkwardly patted them on their heads.

"Well, I suppose this is what I've come to," Crocodile muttered, his voice rough but not unkind. "Crocodile, the uncle."

Luc beamed, unphased by his initial shock. “You’ll keep us safe, right, Uncle Croc?”

Crocodile raised an eyebrow but nodded, his tone surprisingly gentle. “Of course. But don’t go getting into trouble, little ones.”

Tama hugged him once more, and then they both turned to look at their dads, their eyes wide with uncertainty. Archer’s heart ached as he watched them, knowing it was time to say goodbye. The battle loomed large, and there was no telling when they’d see the girls again.

“Remember, we love you,” Rosinante said softly, his voice full of emotion.

“We’ll be back before you know it,” Archer added, forcing a reassuring smile despite the nerves gnawing at him.

Crocodile nodded in agreement, standing tall and offering them both a rare, brief smile. “Be careful. No need for any unnecessary heroics. I’ll keep them safe.”

Archer felt a strange sense of relief wash over him. Crocodile may have been a former Warlord and a dangerous man, but there was something about his presence that made Archer believe he would keep his promise.

With one last look at their daughters, the two fathers stepped back, allowing Brulee to guide them through the mirror once more.

Stepping back out of the mirror and onto the Silence, Archer took in the sight of his crew, all of them standing at the ready, a tension in the air that was palpable. There was no joking around, no light-hearted banter today. Everyone understood the gravity of the situation—Blackbeard wasn’t just any pirate.

His thoughts drifted to Law, his son who had suffered so much already at Blackbeard’s hands. Archer clenched his fists, the memory of the brutal attack on the Heart Pirates—fueling the anger that simmered in his chest. He couldn’t fail. Not now. Not when so many lives were on the line.

Archer took a deep breath, the reality of the situation settling heavily on him. He couldn’t waste time with distractions. He entered his cabin, shutting the door behind him with determination. The light from the lanterns flickered in the corner as he grabbed his combat gear, slipping it on with practiced ease. His blades were sheathed at his side, his knuckles white as he tightened the straps of his gloves. He was ready. He had to be.

Leaving the cabin, Archer made his way to the galley, hoping the familiar presence of his son would ground him for a moment. Inside, Ace was sitting at the table, his expression hard, the usual mischievous spark in his eyes absent. This wasn’t the Ace who joked around and played pranks. This was a man preparing for battle.

Without a word, Archer walked over to Ace and wrapped him in a tight hug, surprising his son. Ace was stiff for a moment, then relaxed, his arms coming up to return the embrace. For a brief moment, it was just father and son, no words needed.

Archer’s voice was low, his throat tight with emotion. “Promise me you’ll be careful, Ace. Use your head. Don’t let anger cloud your judgment. You’ve come so far, and I... I need you to come back to me in one piece. Please.”

Ace pulled back slightly, looking up at his dad, the intensity of the moment catching up to him. His eyes softened, and he nodded, though a hint of uncertainty lingered there. “I promise, Dad. I’ll be careful. I’ll... I’ll think things through.”

Archer smiled, though it was tinged with a sadness that couldn’t be shaken. He placed a hand on Ace’s shoulder, giving it a reassuring squeeze. “I’m proud of you, Ace. No matter what happens, you’ve already made me proud. I love you.”

Ace’s eyes seemed to glisten for a moment, his usual tough exterior faltering just enough for Archer to see the boy he once was, the one who had followed him and Rosinante through thick and thin. “I love you too, Dad,” Ace murmured, his voice barely above a whisper.

With one last look, Archer stepped back, taking a deep breath as he turned toward the door.

He found Penguin and motioned for him to gather the rest of the Heart Pirates. His eyes scanned the horizon, the familiar anxiety creeping in, but he pushed it aside. The crew had come a long way, and they weren’t going to stop now. Not when they were so close to finally taking down Blackbeard.

Once the five Heart Pirates were gathered, Archer stood in front of them, his gaze steady. "Listen up," he began, his voice firm, commanding attention. "Today’s different. Today shit is serious. This is not just another fight. Blackbeard and his crew killed your comrades. They took what was yours, and now we’re going to take everything from them." He paused for a moment, meeting each of their eyes. "We’re not here to play around. We’re here to end this, and that means you need to be prepared to kill. When it comes down to it, will I be able to count on you?"

The Heart Pirates stood silent for a moment, each of them absorbing the gravity of what Archer was saying. Then, one by one, they all nodded. Each face was steely, resolute. They didn’t hesitate. They were ready. And that was all Archer needed to know.

"Good," he said, his voice softening ever so slightly, but the resolve was still there. "Let’s get to it, then."

Archer turned, walking over to Rosinante, who had already gathered the rest of the crew. The Roaring Pirates, the Heart Pirates, and the Charlotte siblings stood together, waiting for instructions.

Rosinante gave them a quick nod. "Alright, listen up. This is it. We’re so close now. We’ve fought, we’ve bled, and now we finish this. I need all of you at your best. This is our chance."

Archer looked over to Raya and Timble, who stood near the back with an air of quiet focus. "Are your bombs ready?" Rosinante asked them.

Raya gave a quick nod, her usual smirk replaced by something far more serious. "Ready to go. We’re all set."

Timble, ever the quiet one, gave a brief nod of agreement.

The air was thick with anticipation, and Archer could hear the faintest sounds of chaos in the distance—screaming, the faint rumble of battle. They were close. Too close. Blackbeard’s crew had arrived on the island ahead of them, and the fighting had already begun.

"Fuck," Archer muttered under his breath, a cold pit forming in his stomach. They were here, and there was no turning back now. But he wasn’t afraid. This was the moment they had all been waiting for.

Rosinante stepped forward, addressing the crew one last time. "Prepare yourselves. When we land, we fight. There’s no room for hesitation." He looked out at the island in the distance, the sounds of combat growing louder. "This is for all the lives Blackbeard has taken, for all the people he’s crushed under his heel."

He pulled Rosinante aside, away from the others, wanting a moment alone with his husband before everything kicked off. His heart thundered in his chest as he reached up, placing both hands gently on Rosinante’s cheeks. The warmth of Rosinante’s skin under his touch grounded him, and for a split second, the world around them seemed to fade away.

"Take care of yourself," Archer whispered softly, his voice barely more than a breath. "I love you more than life itself." His words were raw, laced with a sense of urgency and emotion that only seemed to surface at moments like this, when the stakes were high.

Rosinante’s brown eyes softened, his expression turning tender as he leaned in, pressing a kiss to Archer’s lips. "I love you too. More than you know," he murmured against his lips before pulling away, the words carrying weight, even though the time for emotions was running short.

The silence between them was brief but heavy. Then, reluctantly, they pulled apart and made their way back to the rest of the crew. Archer’s mind was still swirling with a hundred thoughts, but the sight of Gin and Katakuri in the corner gave him a moment of pause.

They were wrapped up in a quiet kiss, their faces soft and tender in a way that made Archer’s heart swell with warmth. He knew Gin had been struggling for so long, afraid of his own feelings, too hesitant to let them show. But now, after everything, it was clear: Gin had found his courage. Archer had pushed him to take that step, to be brave, and seeing it now, the happiness radiating between Gin and Katakuri, made it all worth it.

 

Archer stood alongside Gin and Ace. Rosinante and Katakuri approached, their footsteps steady. "Are you ready?" Rosinante asked, his tone calm despite the tension in the air.

Archer grinned, sharp and feral, adrenaline coursing through his veins. "Let’s do it," he said, his voice steady. Gin and Ace nodded in agreement, their eyes burning with the same fire.

Without wasting another moment, Rosinante moved with precision, hurling Archer through the air with a strength born of years of practice and trust. Archer could feel the rush of wind against his face, the blur of the ocean and battlefield below. As he soared, he made a split-second decision, shifting into his hybrid form. His golden eyes sharpened, his body transforming into a terrifying blend of human and beast, designed for destruction and domination.

The landing was a blur of power and instinct. Archer crashed into the fray, claws extended, his roar echoing like thunder. His voice alone was enough to draw attention, to force the Blackbeard pirates to look up and see their new opponent. But he wasn’t alone.

Ace landed a moment later, flames igniting the ground around him as he charged forward, fists blazing. Gin followed, his twin tonfa flashing in the chaos as he cut through Blackbeard’s men with precision and fury. Overhead, Timble and Nugget threw seastone bombs, their explosions shaking the battlefield and sowing confusion among their enemies.

The first thing Archer saw was Hancock, her crew fighting with everything they had. Sweat and blood streaked their faces, their expressions set in grim determination. But it was clear they were overwhelmed. Blackbeard’s forces were too many, too ruthless.

Without hesitation, Archer leapt into the fight. His claws tore through the ranks of Blackbeard’s pirates, his movements a blur of savagery and skill. He fought with a single-minded purpose, his roars shaking the battlefield as he cut a path through the chaos. Beside him, Ace unleashed torrents of flame, and Gin moved like a shadow, striking down enemies with deadly efficiency.

The seastone bombs continued to fall, thrown with precision by Timble and Nugget, each explosion further disorienting the enemy. The Blackbeard pirates were forced to look up, to scatter, to break their formation. Archer’s roar, amplified by his hybrid form, echoed again, a sound that was more than just a call to battle—it was a warning.

We’re here. And you’re done.

The chaos of the battlefield intensified as the rest of the Silence crew stormed ashore. Archer tore through Blackbeard’s forces, his hybrid form a whirlwind of claws, fangs, and raw fury. Blood sprayed as he slashed through pirate after pirate, their screams drowned out by the cacophony of battle.

But then he saw them—Marines.

“Why the fuck are there Marines here?!” Archer snarled, spinning to block a sword strike aimed at his chest. His claws snapped out, ripping through the Marine's armor and sending the man sprawling to the ground.

The realization hit him like a punch. They weren’t just dealing with Blackbeard’s crew—they were now fighting a three-way war. His crew, already outnumbered, was battling enemies from both sides. Despite the overwhelming odds, Archer’s crew fought like demons unleashed. Raya hurled bombs that sent shockwaves through the battlefield, Timble covered her back with devastating precision, and Giles used his massive strength to break through enemy lines.

The air reeked of blood, smoke, and desperation. Archer’s muscles burned, his claws dripping with the blood of the fallen. His golden eyes scanned the battlefield until they landed on Hancock. The Pirate Empress was regrouping with her crew, her iconic beauty marred by exhaustion but still fierce as ever.

Archer bolted toward her, carving a path through the chaos. Marines and Blackbeard’s pirates alike fell before him, their weapons useless against his monstrous form. He reached Hancock just as she turned to face him, her eyes widening in shock.

“The Roaring Pirates?!” she gasped, barely deflecting an attack with a kick before driving the assailant to the ground. “What are you doing here?! Did my beloved Luffy send his fathers to save me?!” Hearts practically danced in her eyes.

Archer skidded to a halt, grinning despite the insanity around them. “Luffy? Commanding me and Rosi to do anything?” He laughed, dodging a bullet and grabbing the shooter by the throat, crushing his windpipe before tossing him aside. “Not a chance. We’re here for Blackbeard. If saving your ass is part of that, so be it.”

Hancock flushed but managed to maintain her regal composure, kicking another Marine so hard he crumpled. “The Marines are here to arrest me,” she said, flipping her hair dramatically as if they weren’t surrounded by death. “It seems I am too popular for my own good.”

Archer let out a dry laugh, ducking as a cannonball whizzed past. “Popular doesn’t begin to cover it. You’ve got half the world chasing you.”

Hancock put a hand to her chest, hearts practically spilling from her eyes. “But I only have eyes for Luffy! And one day, I will be his wife. I will be your daughter-in-law, dear Father-in-Law.”

Archer blinked, completely thrown off his rhythm. “What the actual fuck?” he muttered, narrowly dodging a sword swing before shoving the attacker into a group of Marines.

Weird shit. Very weird shit.

Shaking his head, Archer forced himself to focus. “Hancock, your crew needs you. Regroup and fight back—we’ll handle Blackbeard and these damn Marines.”

She nodded, determination returning to her gaze as she rallied her women. Archer turned back toward the fight, spotting Rosinante and Katakuri cutting a swath through Blackbeard’s forces.

 

Blackbeard’s presence on the battlefield was like a storm, his booming laughter cutting through the chaos as he made his way toward Hancock. Archer’s sharp eyes caught the glint of malice as Teach reached out, grabbing Hancock by the throat with a sickening grin.

“Well, ain’t you a beauty,” Blackbeard sneered, his voice dripping with cruelty. “I could think of all kinds of fun we could have together.” His words were vile, laced with a depravity that made Archer’s blood turn cold.

Hancock clawed at Teach’s grip, her usual composure shattered as she struggled to breathe. Without a second thought, Archer moved. His body reacted faster than his mind, leaping forward in his hybrid form. His jaws sank into Blackbeard’s arm with a sickening crunch, tearing through flesh and muscle as he ripped Teach’s hold away from Hancock.

Blackbeard howled in pain, dropping Hancock, who collapsed to the ground, coughing and gasping for air. Archer stood protectively in front of her, blood dripping from his mouth as he snarled at Teach.

Blackbeard clutched his bleeding arm, his furious eyes locked onto Archer. “You!” he spat, his voice a mix of rage and glee. “I’ve been wantin’ to meet you, Portgas! The infamous bastard who thinks he can threaten me.”

Archer didn’t respond, his golden eyes burning with hatred. Teach grinned wider, licking his lips like a predator that had cornered his prey. “I know your boys,” he continued, his tone mocking. “Ace... Law. How does it feel, huh? Knowing I killed your oldest son?”

The words hit like a hammer, but Archer didn’t flinch. Instead, he bared his blood-stained teeth in a feral grin. “You’re full of shit,” Archer growled, his voice low and venomous. “Law’s alive. And you and your crew? You’re nothing but cowards and rapist. Attacking stronger men through treachery, like you did at Marineford. How’s it feel, Teach? How’s it feel to be a traitor to the D?”

Blackbeard’s smirk faltered for a moment, the jab hitting home. But then he snarled, his dark aura flaring as he activated his devil fruit powers. The darkness around him swirled like a living thing, and in an instant, Archer felt his hybrid form nullify. He was back in his human form, Teach’s massive hand wrapping around his throat.

“Without your devil fruit, you’re nothin’,” Teach hissed, lifting Archer off the ground effortlessly. “I wonder, will your husband and kids cry when I snap your neck?”

Archer smirked, even as he struggled for air. His voice was hoarse but defiant. “Unlike you,” he spat, “I don’t need devil fruit powers to fight.”

Before Teach could react, Archer’s hand shot forward, a dagger glinting in the blood-red light of the battlefield. With a savage thrust, Archer drove the blade into Blackbeard’s eye, twisting it with all his strength.

Teach screamed, the sound a mix of agony and fury, as he let go of Archer. The roar was deafening, shaking the ground as he stumbled back, clutching his bleeding face. Archer landed on his feet, coughing but grinning, his dagger slick with blood.

“Guess you’ll have to live with one eye now,” Archer growled, stepping back as Hancock regained her footing behind him, her fury reignited. Together, they prepared for Blackbeard’s counterattack, the fight far from over.

The battlefield froze for a heartbeat as an overwhelming burst of Haki swept through, powerful enough to make even the strongest fighters falter. Archer stumbled, his instincts screaming at him, his body on high alert. This was beyond anything he’d ever felt—not even Rosinante’s potent Haki could compare to the sheer force of it.

Out of the smoke, a figure emerged, walking with an unhurried confidence. Silver hair glinted under the sun, his presence commanding without a word. Archer squinted, cursing under his breath as he wished for his glasses. The man looked familiar—he’d seen him before, but where? The answer hovered just out of reach, taunting him.

Before he could dwell on it, Hancock’s voice rang out, high-pitched with both shock and reverence. “Rayleigh!” she screamed, her wide eyes glued to the newcomer.

Archer’s stomach dropped, realization hitting him like a freight train. Silver Rayleigh. The Dark King. The second-in-command of the Roger Pirates. The man who had sailed beside his brother-in-law, Gol D. Roger, himself.

“Of course,” Archer muttered under his breath, shaking his head at the absurdity of it. “Stupid fucker.”

As the battlefield buzzed with murmurs of recognition, Rayleigh’s sharp, hawk-like eyes scanned the chaos. Archer instinctively stepped in front of Hancock, pushing her behind him, his focus shifting back to Blackbeard. Teach was still clutching his bleeding eye, his gaze darting between Rayleigh and Archer with a mixture of fury and something else—fear.

And then, in the confusion, Blackbeard did what Archer should have expected. The bastard ran.

“Coward!” Archer bellowed, watching as Teach turned tail, his crew scrambling to follow. Blood dripped from the dagger still in Archer’s hand, his chest heaving with exertion and frustration.

Rayleigh’s calm, measured steps brought him closer to Archer and Hancock, his expression unreadable. “That one,” Rayleigh said, his voice rich and smooth, gesturing toward the retreating Blackbeard, “is trouble. You’d best finish him while you still can.”

Archer scowled, resisting the urge to yell. “He’s gone for now,” he grunted. “And not because of me. Your timing still sucks old man.”

Rayleigh’s laugh boomed across the battlefield, drawing the attention of a few battered fighters nearby. “You’re just like you were as a kid, runt,” he said, grinning as he folded his arms. “Mouthy, reckless, and too damn stubborn for your own good.”

Archer scoffed, crossing his arms in return. “And you’re still a stupid fucker, like back then. How’s the hand?” His golden eyes flicked to Rayleigh’s right hand, a sharp smirk tugging at his lips.

Rayleigh raised his hand, palm up, revealing a faded scar from what could only be a nasty bite. “Still there,” he said with a dry chuckle. “And still hurts when it rains.”

“Good,” Archer shot back, his smirk widening.

Before Rayleigh could respond, the rest of the Roaring Pirates, the Heart Pirates, and the Charlotte siblings arrived, bruised, bloodied, and limping, but alive. Archer’s gaze swept over his crew, relief softening the edges of his usually sharp expression. Timble and Raya exchanged grim nods with him, while Ace stepped forward, his brow furrowed as he studied Rayleigh.

The Dark King’s eyes locked onto Ace, and his expression shifted, his gaze softening with something that almost resembled nostalgia. “You must be Ace,” Rayleigh said, his tone gentler now. “I knew your father, Gol D. Roger, very well.”

Ace stiffened, his lips curling into a scowl. “Roger’s not my father,” he snapped, his voice laced with venom. “My dads are right here.”

Rayleigh blinked, clearly taken aback. “I see,” he said slowly, his eyes flickering between Archer, Rosinante, and Ace. “I didn’t know...”

“You didn’t know a lot of things,” Rosinante growled, stepping forward, his tall frame radiating barely contained fury. His usual calm was replaced with a sharp edge as he glared at Rayleigh. “Why the fuck didn’t you look for Ace? You knew Roger had a child, didn’t you?”

Rayleigh’s confident demeanor faltered, his brow furrowing deeply. He sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. “Roger made it clear to me back then that he wanted things to happen as they would. He believed his child would be strong enough to face whatever came. But... I didn’t account for the runt to act like he did.”

Archer’s scoff cut through the tense silence. “Yeah, well, just because Roger didn’t give a fuck about family doesn’t mean the Portgas clan doesn’t. We protect our own.”

Rayleigh’s lips pressed into a thin line as he nodded. “You’re right,” he admitted, his voice heavy with regret. “I failed. And I’m sorry for what happened back then. I didn’t understand the depth of it all.”

The air between them grew thick, the weight of old wounds and unspoken words pressing down on everyone. Then, Rayleigh turned to Hancock, giving her a respectful nod. “Thank you for saving Hancock. I see you’ve made quite the allies my dear.”

Hancock, her earlier awe returning, flipped her hair over her shoulder and gave a dramatic sigh. “Of course. Luffy’s fathers wouldn’t let me fall to such disgusting foes.”

Archer groaned audibly. “For fuck’s sake, Hancock, we didn’t come here for you.”

Rayleigh chuckled at that, then inclined his head toward Archer and Rosinante. “Regardless, you saved her and stood against Blackbeard. Thank you. You’ve done more good here today than you realize.”

“Yeah, yeah,” Archer muttered, his sharp tongue unable to stay silent. “Let’s just hope Teach stays gone for now. We’ve got enough to deal with already.”

Rosinante placed a hand on Archer’s shoulder, grounding him. The battlefield around them was quieting, the dust beginning to settle. But even as the tension ebbed, Archer couldn’t help but glance toward the horizon, where Blackbeard and his crew had vanished.

Rayleigh’s voice broke through the tension, and his gaze turned from Ace to the others, a knowing glint in his eyes. “I was the one who trained Luffy during the two years after the Marineford battle,” he explained. “He’s come a long way. And I can see now that you two”—he motioned toward Archer and Rosinante—“have raised some good boys.”

Archer’s face softened, the usual sarcasm in his voice replaced with a warm pride. He nodded, a small smile tugging at the corners of his mouth. “Damn right we did.”

Rosinante, standing beside him, gave a quiet chuckle. “They’ve got their moments, but they’re all capable. I’m proud of them.”

Meanwhile, Hancock—who had been listening intently to the exchange—turned to Giles with a wicked grin on her face, her posture dramatically regal. “You know,” she began, her voice dripping with overconfidence, “I plan to marry Luffy and have his babies. He’s the only one who truly understands me.”

Giles, who had been wiping some blood off his face, blinked at her in disbelief. He opened his mouth to respond, but before he could say anything, Ikkaku, standing just behind them, muttered under her breath, “Bloody hell.”

Archer, who had been listening to the exchange, let out an exasperated sigh, rubbing his temples. “He’s way too young to be thinking about babies,” he muttered, more to himself than anyone else. “I way to young to be a grandfather.”

The others around them either snickered or rolled their eyes at the absurdity of it all, the levity easing some of the lingering tension from the battle.

Hancock, unamused by Giles’s and Archer’s reactions, simply huffed and flicked her hair over her shoulder. “You’ll see. Luffy is destined for greatness—and when that time comes, he’ll be mine.”

Archer shot a quick look at Rosinante, a raised eyebrow asking the question that lingered between them: Is this really happening right now?

Rosinante smirked, giving his husband a look of amused disbelief. “I guess we’re going to have to have that conversation with Luffy eventually,” he said dryly, knowing full well Archer didn’t have the patience for this kind of nonsense.

“Thanks for your help, old man. We’ll be heading back to get our girls now,” Archer said, his grin wide and mischievous. “Crocodile and Mihawk are babysitting them for us.”

Rayleigh’s eyes widened in utter disbelief, his expression a mix of shock and amusement. He stared at them as if they’d just told him the most ludicrous thing he’d ever heard. “You got them to babysit your daughters?” He shook his head, laughing in disbelief. “Crocodile? Mihawk? Are you mad?”

Archer grinned even wider, clearly enjoying the reaction. “Well, someone had to do it. And honestly, those two are surprisingly good with kids—when they’re not trying to kill people, that is.”

Rosinante, who had been silent until now, nodded solemnly. “We trust them. They’ve been good to us—and our girls.”

Rayleigh chuckled softly, his expression lightening as he looked at them. “You two are something else, you know that?” He paused for a moment, then nodded. “Alright. Take care of yourselves. And don’t make me have to come save your asses again.”

Archer waved his hand dismissively, already turning to leave. “No promises. But we’ll be fine.”

 

As the Silence sailed steadily away from the chaos of Amazon Lily, Archer took a deep breath, feeling the weight of the recent battle lift from his shoulders. Yet, there was still much to be done. The day was far from over.

He made his way over to Raya, who was bent over tending to a few wounded crew members. The atmosphere around her was focused but calm, as always when she was in charge of healing. Archer couldn’t help but smile as he approached.

“Doc Raya, do you need any help?” Archer asked, his voice carrying that familiar playful tone.

Raya shot him a grin, wiping a bit of blood from her hands onto her pants. "Well, if it isn’t Nurse Archer!" she teased, her eyes twinkling with amusement. "No, I’m good. Penguin and Gin are the only ones with injuries that need attention, but nothing too serious. I’ve got it covered."

Archer nodded, a grin spreading across his face. “Alright, as long as no one's bleeding out or anything. Don’t hesitate to call me if you need something more... dramatic.”

“Dramatic, huh? I’ll keep that in mind,” Raya replied, rolling her eyes playfully as she finished bandaging up Penguin's arm. Archer gave a mock salute before turning to the next task.

He made his way to Rosinante and Brulee, who were standing near the mirror Brulee had set up. Their expressions were serious, yet there was a quiet excitement in the air. They were close now—so close to getting the girls back. Archer’s heart fluttered at the thought of Tama and Luc.

“Are we ready to pick up the girls?” Archer asked, his voice a little softer, betraying the mix of excitement and nerves he felt.

Brulee’s lips curled into a smile, and with a nod, she activated the mirror. It shimmered, reflecting the light of the setting sun. Archer could almost picture the girls on the other side, waiting for them.

“Ready when you are,” Brulee said smiling.

 

The moment they stepped through the mirror and into Crocodile's office, Archer’s heart skipped a beat as he took in the scene before him. There, sitting on the floor, was Tama and Luc—his daughters—deep in the middle of a tea party. But what really made his brain short-circuit was the sight of Crocodile and Mihawk, sitting at the small tea table with them, both adorned with makeup and in an unexpected state of disarray. Crocodile’s usual sharp, intimidating appearance was softened by the braids woven into his hair, and Mihawk had his hair up in pig tails, an unbothered expression on his face as he sipped his tea with all the calmness in the world.

Archer couldn't help it; he burst into laughter. Rosinante followed suit, shaking his head in amusement. Brulee cackled beside them, clearly having the time of her life. It was a sight no one would have expected, not even in their wildest dreams. Crocodile and Mihawk, two of the most fearsome figures in the world, completely undone by a pair of little girls.

Tama and Luc looked up at them, their faces lighting up with joy. Without hesitation, they both ran to their dads, wrapping their small arms around their waists. Luc looked up at Archer, eyes wide with concern.

“Dad! Are you okay?” she asked, her voice full of the sweetness only a child could possess.

Archer smiled warmly, his heart swelling. He bent down to hug Luc tightly, stroking her hair as he reassured her. "We're all okay, sweetie. No need to worry about us." His voice was soft, filled with affection.

From behind them, Crocodile stood up, trying to regain some of his usual intimidating composure, but the sight of the braids and makeup just made him look more ridiculous. His usual cool, calculating air was completely shattered. Mihawk, however, didn’t seem to care one bit. He sipped his tea nonchalantly, a small smirk on his lips, as though he had all the time in the world and couldn’t be bothered by anyone’s opinion.

“I’ll have you know, looking after these two was far easier than when I had to look after Roronoa,” Mihawk said calmly, almost like it was a matter of fact, as if dealing with a pair of mischievous children was a cakewalk compared to dealing with Zoro.

Archer raised an eyebrow, looking at Mihawk. “I... I’m not sure I should be offended by that.” His voice was playful, but his eyes twinkled with amusement.

Just then, there was a rattling sound from a closet in the corner of the room, followed by muffled noises that sounded suspiciously like a struggle. Archer, his curiosity piqued, turned his attention to it. “What is that sound?” he asked, glancing at Luc, who was grinning from ear to ear.

Luc proudly puffed her chest out, pointing at the closet with a grin. “It’s Buggy, Dad! We made a game out of catching him and putting him in the closet. Now he’s a wiggling worm!”

Brulee lost it, bursting into uncontrollable laughter, doubling over. Archer, too, couldn’t help himself, laughing so hard his sides ached. Rosinante chuckled, shaking his head in disbelief at the absurdity of the whole situation. Buggy—the infamous Emperor of the sea—had been captured by a pair of children and stuffed into a closet as if he were some kind of plaything.

Crocodile, who had stood with some dignity moments ago, now looked at the closet with an expression somewhere between disbelief and exasperation. “Those two have far too much energy... and far too much power over us,” he muttered.

Mihawk, still calm and collected, sipped his tea. “You’d think we’d have learned by now that these two are more dangerous than they appear.”

Rosinante, now standing with his arms crossed, began to recount everything that had unfolded during the battle, his tone serious but tinged with the familiar warmth that came with being around family. Crocodile and Mihawk listened intently, their expressions unreadable, but their sharp eyes following every word.

“The marines were there,” Rosinante continued, shaking his head. “We had no idea why, but it was clear they were after Hancock. And then—” He paused, glancing at Archer, who was still grinning from the chaos earlier. “Then Silver Rayleigh showed up. Of all people. That man just walked out of the smoke like he owned the damn place.”

Archer, who had been giving the closet another glance and chuckling at Buggy’s muffled shouts, turned around to add, “Yeah, the guy’s got some serious Haki”

Crocodile’s eyebrow twitched at the mention of Blackbeard. Mihawk remained stoic, but Archer caught the slight shift in his posture, the brief tightening of his grip on his teacup. Both men clearly weren’t fond of Blackbeard’s tactics.

“Rayleigh…” Crocodile muttered. “Always one to show up at the most inconvenient times. But I suppose we owe him for helping you out.”

"Yeah, sure," Rosinante said with a shrug. "I’ll never admit it to him, but he did help us out big time."

Archer, not wanting to leave Buggy hanging in the closet, casually walked over and peered inside. "Goodbye, Mr. Worm," he shouted, his voice carrying the perfect mix of sarcasm and affection. “Thanks for looking after my girls!”

Buggy, still squirming in the closet, yelled back with his usual flair, “Fuck you! You’re all dead to me!”

Archer couldn’t help but laugh. “You’re welcome, Buggy. You were a real gem." He turned back to the group, who were now ready to leave.

“We’ve overstayed our welcome,” Archer added, heading for the mirror Brulee had already started to activate. “Let’s get the girls home.”

As soon as Archer stepped foot back on the Silence, Rosinante immediately pulled him aside. Archer, his usual grin widening, couldn’t help but smirk, a teasing glint in his eyes. “Well, well, is it my lucky day?” he asked, leaning in as if expecting something more.

Rosinante raised an eyebrow, giving his husband that disapproving-but-loving look that Archer knew all too well. “I need to check the bruising around your throat,” Rosinante said seriously, his tone soft but firm, eyes scanning Archer's neck. "Blackbeard really put his hands on you, didn’t he?"

Archer immediately sobered a bit, the memory of the earlier fight flashing in his mind. It had been chaotic, brutal. Blackbeard’s grip had been tight around his throat, and even though Archer was quick to fight back, the damage was still done. He nodded. “Yeah, he did,” Archer replied, his usual cocky confidence tempered by the weight of the encounter. “It’s nothing too serious, though. I’ve had worse."

Rosinante gently moved Archer’s collar aside, inspecting the marks around his neck. His fingers brushed over the skin carefully, his brow furrowing slightly, though there was a quiet calm in his touch, as if he was trying to make sure Archer was truly okay. “I’m not surprised you’re still standing after that bastard got his hands on you.” Rosinante’s voice softened with concern but also a steely edge. He pulled back after a moment, his eyes meeting Archer’s with an intensity that only grew stronger.

"We'll get him next time," Rosinante said, his expression darkening. "Blackbeard is a coward. He runs when things get tough, but we’re not done with him yet.

 

Chapter 90: With friends like these

Summary:

Stupid Marines
Paul no more
Storage room 2.0
One for the team
What now?
Ranting
Brothers

Notes:

Please leave a comment and a kudos if you like this story! :)

Chapter Text

Two days after the battle with Blackbeard and saving Hancock, Archer’s throat was almost back to normal. Sure, it was still bruised and sore, and he still felt a twinge of discomfort whenever he swallowed, but at least he no longer sounded like he had smoked a hundred cigarettes in a row. Progress was progress, and Archer would take what he could get. He’d been through worse, after all.

The rest of the crew was also mostly back on their feet. Penguin and Gin had been the worst off, but even they were moving around the ship again, much to Raya’s visible relief. Ikkaku was back to barking orders at anyone who dared step foot in her workspace, and Giles was back to his singing, the melodies drifting across the deck like a comforting blanket. All in all, they’d been so fucking lucky. Really.

Not that Archer felt particularly lucky at the moment.

Leaning against the railing of the Silence, he crossed his arms over his chest and stared out at the endless expanse of ocean. The sun was high, the waves gentle, but Archer’s mind was anything but calm. He was still pissed. No, scratch that—he was livid. Why the hell had there been Marines at the fight? They’d made a deal, for fuck’s sake. A ceasefire with Sengoku, sealed with gritted teeth and reluctant nods. And yet, there they were, their uniforms unmistakable even in the chaos. It made Archer’s blood boil just thinking about it.

“Fucking bastards,” he muttered under his breath.

He knew better than to deal with it himself, though. Archer’s temper was a ticking time bomb, and if he called Sengoku demanding answers, it would end in a spectacular explosion of screaming, swearing, and probably a few choice threats of bodily harm. Not exactly productive.

So he’d left it to Rosinante. His dear, lovely husband, who was infinitely better at keeping a cool head—most of the time. Archer had watched earlier as Rosinante disappeared into their cabin, den den mushi in hand, to “politely” ask his adoptive father what the actual fuck was going on. Archer snorted at the thought. “Politely” probably didn’t last past the first five seconds of the call.

The cabin door creaked open behind him, and Archer turned to see Rosinante stepping out, a dark look clouding his usually gentle face. His broad shoulders were tense, and there was a familiar fire in his eyes that made Archer raise an eyebrow.

“Well?” Archer asked, pushing off the railing. “What did the old man have to say?”

Rosinante sighed, running a hand through his blond hair. “He didn’t know. Apparently, the Marines that showed up weren’t acting on orders from Sengoku.”

Archer’s jaw clenched. “So they just decided to crash the party on their own? Bullshit.”

“It’s not bullshit,” Rosinante said evenly, though his tone was tight. “Sengoku thinks it might have been Akainu ordning it.”

“By interfering with a fucking Yonko fight?” Archer threw his hands in the air. “Sure, that’ll end well. Idiots.”

Rosinante nodded in agreement, but there was a tension in his posture that Archer didn’t like. “He’s looking into it,” Rosinante said. “He’s not happy about it either. Said he’d make sure it doesn’t happen again.”

“It better not,” Archer growled. He ran a hand over his face, trying to rub away the frustration that was bubbling just beneath the surface. “The last thing we need is to deal with Marines while we’re already fighting Blackbeard. One thing at a time, damn it.”

Rosinante stepped closer, placing a hand on Archer’s shoulder. “We’ll handle it,” he said softly, his voice steady and reassuring. “We always do.”

Archer looked up at him, his golden eyes meeting Rosinante’s. For a moment, the anger simmered down, replaced by the quiet comfort that always came with Rosinante’s presence.

“Yeah,” Archer said, exhaling a long breath. “Yeah, we do.”

Rosinante smiled, giving his shoulder a gentle squeeze before stepping back. “Come on,” he said. “Gin made lunch. If we don’t eat it now, Ace will finish it off himself.”

 

Archer lay sprawled on the deck, his golden hair a tangled mess under Tama's tiny, curious hands. She hummed softly to herself, weaving small, uneven braids with a surprising amount of focus. Archer didn’t mind; in fact, it was oddly soothing, like the breeze brushing over him.

Just as he was beginning to drift into a proper sleep, Timble’s obnoxiously loud yell shattered the peace.

“News!” the little troublemaker bellowed, followed by the unmistakable thwump of a poor bird hitting the deck.

Archer groaned, cracking one eye open to glare in the direction of Timble’s voice. “Timble, you little shit, must you murder innocent birds for a newspaper?”

Timble didn’t reply, far too busy wrestling the crumpled paper away from the dead delivery seagull. Archer sighed and shifted slightly, still too lazy to get up. Instead, he waved a hand lazily at Giles, who sat nearby, flipping through a book.

“Hey, Giles. Read me the important bits, will ya?” Archer muttered, closing his eyes again.

Giles sighed but complied, grabbing the damp paper from Timble. He cleared his throat dramatically, earning a chuckle from Raya, who had been leaning against the mast, nursing a bottle of rum.

“Alright, here we go,” Giles began. “Big headline: ‘Chaos at Amazon Lily! Emperor Blackbeard’s assault foiled by the Roaring Pirates.’”

That got Archer’s attention. One eye cracked open again, and he grinned lazily. “Oh, I like the sound of that. Go on.”

“According to this report,” Giles continued, “Blackbeard launched an attack on former Warlord Boa Hancock, intending to kill her and seize her devil fruit.”

Tama, still sitting on Archer’s chest, frowned. “Why would he do that, dad?”

“Because he’s a bastard, baby,” Archer replied, patting her head.

Giles ignored the interruption. “The fight was further complicated by the sudden arrival of Marines, who were accompanied by two—uh—seraphims?”

That made Archer sit up, gently shifting Tama to his lap. “The fuck is a seraphim?” he asked, his golden eyes narrowing in confusion.

Giles shrugged. “No clue. It doesn’t explain. Probably some new Marine weapon.”

“Great. Like we don’t have enough problems,” Archer muttered, rubbing the back of his neck.

Giles kept reading. “The battle escalated when the Roaring Pirates, led by Portgas Rosinante, joined the fray, accompanied by Charlotte Katakuri and Charlotte Brulee. Despite heavy resistance, the pirates managed to fend off both Blackbeard’s crew and the Marines. Portgas D. Archer personally defended Boa Hancock against Emperor Blackbeard, stabbing out his eye before the fight was interrupted by the arrival of the Dark King, Silvers Rayleigh.”

At this, Archer couldn’t help but grin, leaning back on his elbows. “Damn right, I did. Teach had it coming.”

Giles wasn’t done. “Blackbeard and his crew retreated soon after, leaving Amazon Lily in a state of chaos. Fleet Admiral Akainu issued a statement today, declaring the Roaring Pirates ‘a blight on the world’ and vowing to eliminate them, along with all their sons and daughters.’”

Archer scoffed loudly, his grin twisting into a sneer. “Stupid fucker. Like he hasn’t been trying for years. What’s he gonna do, glare us to death? Someone should tell him his face is already scary enough.”

That earned a laugh from everyone nearby, even Brulee, who had been polishing her mirror in silence.

Giles glanced over the last part of the article before tossing the paper aside. “The rest is just bounty updates. Nothing new or exciting.”

“Nothing new?” Archer smirked. “I just stabbed out Blackbeard’s eye, and that’s ‘nothing new’? You’ve got high standards, Giles.”

Giles rolled his eyes but couldn’t hide his small smile.

As the laughter and relaxed atmosphere settled on the deck, a piercing screech cut through the air. “ARCHER!”

Archer barely had time to react before Timble launched himself at him, clinging to his neck like a furious, pint-sized hurricane. The sudden weight nearly sent Archer tumbling back onto the deck, but he managed to steady himself, raising an eyebrow at the younger man.

“What’s got your knickers in a twist now?” Archer asked, smirking.

Timble shoved the crumpled newspaper into Archer’s face, jabbing a finger at a specific section. “THIS! My moniker! What the hell, Archer?!”

Archer took the paper, scanning it with exaggerated slowness. “Hmm… Timble ‘Strawberry Paula.’” He snorted, then grinned. “Yeah, that’s got a nice ring to it. What’s the problem?”

Timble practically vibrated with rage, his face redder than the streaks he’d once dyed into Archer’s hair. “The problem? The PROBLEM is I told you to get rid of the name Paul, not change it to Paula!”

Archer laughed so loudly it echoed across the ship. “You did say you wanted Paul gone. And look—I delivered! Paul is no more!”

“You knew what I meant!” Timble screeched, smacking Archer with the newspaper.

Grinning, Archer ruffled Timble’s hair like he was an annoying little brother. “You should’ve been more specific, Timb. Can’t blame me for getting creative. Besides,” Archer added, winking, “I seem to recall you dyeing my hair red. Consider this payback.”

Timble glared at him, his face practically steaming with indignation. “You’re the worst!”

“Nah, Paula is a nice name” Archer shot back with a cheeky grin, sauntering toward the galley.

As he disappeared through the doorway, his laughter echoed behind him, leaving a seething Timble standing on the deck, clutching the newspaper like it was the only thing stopping him from strangling his captain.

As Archer strolled into the galley, still grinning from his exchange with Timble, he was immediately grabbed by the arm and unceremoniously dragged out. “What the—Rosi?” he protested, stumbling after his husband as Rosinante practically hauled him through the hallway.

“Cabin. Now,” Rosinante said, his voice firm but tinged with exasperation.

Archer’s grin faltered. Had he done something wrong? For a fleeting moment, he felt like a child about to be scolded by his mother. His mind raced through a list of potential misdeeds, but nothing seemed worth this level of urgency.

When they entered the cabin, Archer was shoved onto the bed. He blinked up at Rosinante, confused, and then noticed Ace pacing the room like a hyperactive squirrel, his face as red as a tomato.

“What the hell is going on?” Archer asked, his nerves creeping in. “Why are you two prancing around like this?”

Rosinante took a deep breath, his lips twitching as though he couldn’t decide whether to laugh or cry. “Ace and I… were just dragged into the storage room by Katakuri.”

Archer’s confusion only deepened. “Okay? And?”

“And,” Rosinante continued, his voice deadpan, “he demanded we explain to him how to have sex with a man. Specifically, how to top.”

Ace stopped pacing to wave his arms wildly. “Which, by the way, is NOT a conversation I wanted to have together with my dad!

Archer froze, his mouth falling open. For a moment, he stared at them in stunned silence. Then, without warning, he erupted into laughter so intense it left him doubled over, clutching his stomach. Tears streamed down his face as he wheezed, his sore throat protesting every sound.

Rosinante immediately knelt beside him, his concern overtaking his embarrassment. “Archer, stop! Your throat isn’t healed yet!”

Wiping his eyes, Archer managed to catch his breath long enough to choke out, “Oh my god, that’s priceless!” He paused to laugh again, wheezing between breaths. “You—Ace—Katakuri—oh, this is too good!”

“It’s not funny!” Ace snapped, his face still bright red.

“Oh, it’s hilarious,” Archer countered, his grin wide. Then, as if struck by a memory, he added, “You know, Gin pulled the same thing on me and Raya.”

Rosinante raised an eyebrow. “What?”

“Yeah,” Archer said, his voice still shaking with laughter. “Gin marched up to us and demanded we explain how to bottom. Raya and I had to tag-team the conversation because neither of us could get through it without laughing.”

Rosinante covered his face with one hand, clearly torn between laughing and groaning in despair. Ace groaned loudly and flopped onto the bed, burying his face in a pillow.

Archer leaned back against the headboard, wiping away the last of his tears. “Man, what is it with people on this ship and asking the most awkward questions?”

“Maybe they trust us,” Rosinante said dryly.

Archer scratched his head, unknowingly ruining the neat braids Tama had painstakingly worked on earlier. The little girl would definitely be upset later, but for now, Archer had bigger concerns. “Alright,” he said, leaning back against the cabin wall, “what are we going to do about this?”

Rosinante raised an eyebrow. “About what?”

“Gin and Katakuri,” Archer replied, gesturing vaguely. “They’re both clearly on the road to their big gay awakening, and it’s only a matter of time before they…” He trailed off, waggling his eyebrows suggestively.

Ace groaned, his face somehow turning even redder. “Do you have to put it like that?”

“Yes,” Archer said with a smirk. “And besides, we’ve got a logistics problem. There are no free cabins since the five Heart Pirates are crashing with us until we find Law and Bepo.” He turned to Ace, his grin widening. “And I’m pretty sure you don’t want Katakuri sharing a bed with Gin in your cabin.”

“Hell no!” Ace blurted out, his expression one of sheer horror.

“Exactly,” Archer said, throwing his hands up. “So what do we do?”

Rosinante hummed thoughtfully, his finger tapping against his chin. Before he could offer any ideas, Archer’s face lit up. “I’ve got it! We clear out the Murder Room of Doom!”

Rosinante frowned. “The what?”

“The Murder Room of Doom!” Archer repeated enthusiastically, as if the name explained everything. When his husband’s expression remained blank, he added, “You know, the meeting room we almost never use because we all end up yelling at each other? I can threaten people over the Denden in the Galley just fine! Boom, problem solved!”

Ace looked skeptical, but Rosinante slowly nodded. “That… could actually work.”

Archer grinned triumphantly. “I know, I’m a genius. Let’s get to it.”

Ace exhaled in relief, clearly eager to get this over with. The trio wasted no time roping in Giles and Penguin for the heavy lifting, while Raya and the girls busied themselves deciding where to put furniture and decor.

“Why am I being dragged into this?” Giles grumbled as he heaved an old, dusty table out of the so-called Murder Room of Doom.

“Because you’re tall,” Archer replied cheerfully, balancing a stack of chairs in his arms.

Penguin snorted. “And because Archer’s too lazy to do it all himself.”

“Hey!” Archer protested.

Meanwhile, in the former meeting room, Raya was directing the girls like a battlefield general. “The bed goes against that wall,” she instructed, pointing to the far side of the room. “And we’ll hang up some of the spare curtains to make it look less like a torture chamber.”

“Curtains?” one of the girls echoed skeptically.

“Yes, curtains,” Raya said firmly. “This is a love nest now, not a dungeon.”

By the time they finished, the once-ominous room looked almost cozy. The bed was neatly made, the walls were adorned with colorful hangings, and a small nightstand with a lamp completed the setup.

Archer stood in the doorway, hands on his hips, surveying their work with pride. “Not bad,” he said, nodding approvingly. “Gin’s going to love it.”

“And Katakuri?” Rosinante asked, a teasing glint in his eye.

Archer grinned. “Oh, he’ll be over the moon. Probably drag Gin in here within five minutes.”

Ace groaned again, muttering something about his family being impossible, while the rest of the crew shared a laugh

Rosinante volunteered to show Gin his new cabin, much to the crew’s agreement. Everyone unanimously decided that Archer and Raya would only manage to mortify the poor man, especially with their lack of subtlety.

“Don’t say anything stupid,” Archer teased as Rosinante headed toward the galley to fetch Gin. “And by stupid, I mean don’t mention anything about… you know.”

Rosinante sighed, giving his husband a look that said, When have I ever embarrassed someone like you do?

“Good luck!” Raya called after him.

Rosinante found Gin sitting on the deck, sharpening one of his daggers. He looked up as Rosinante approached, his brow furrowing slightly. “What’s up?”

“I’ve got something to show you,” Rosinante said with a warm smile, motioning for Gin to follow him.

Gin hesitated, his eyes narrowing suspiciously. “Is this a prank?”

“No pranks,” Rosinante assured him. “Just come with me.”

With a sigh, Gin tucked his dagger into its sheath and stood, following Rosinante down the hall. When they reached the Murder Room of Doom—now fully transformed—Rosinante stepped aside and gestured for Gin to enter.

Gin walked in and stopped dead in his tracks. His eyes swept over the room, from the freshly made bed to the curtains and the small nightstand with a lamp. His mouth opened, then closed, as if he wasn’t quite sure what to say.

“This is for me?” he finally asked, his voice barely above a whisper.

Rosinante nodded. “We figured you could use your own space. The crew’s gotten a bit crowded lately, and… well, you deserve it.”

Gin blinked a few times, visibly touched. “I… I don’t know what to say.”

“No need to say anything,” Rosinante said with a chuckle.

 

That night, Archer stood in front of the mirror, towel slung low on his hips, toothbrush in hand as he methodically brushed his teeth. His hair was damp from the quick shower, and water droplets trailed down his chest. He stared at his reflection, but his thoughts were far away, swirling in the mess that had become their lives.

Law was still missing. Sabo was out there somewhere, undoubtedly getting himself into trouble. Luffy? Kidnapping scientists and who knows what else. And then there was Blackbeard, humiliated but not defeated, likely licking his wounds and planning his next move. Archer sighed through his nose, spitting out the toothpaste and rinsing his mouth.

Where were they even going? What was next? Sailing aimlessly had never been his style, but lately, it felt like that’s all they’d been doing. Deals with Marines, fighting Blackbeard, and saving Hancock—it all seemed so random, so chaotic. He leaned against the sink, running a hand through his damp hair.

The door creaked open, and Rosinante stepped in, his long legs carrying him to the bed where he collapsed face-first onto the mattress with an exaggerated groan. “Girls are finally asleep,” he mumbled turning around, his voice muffled by the pillow.

Archer chuckled, pulling on a pair of loose pants before crossing the room. He climbed onto Rosinante’s lap, straddling him without a second thought. Rosinante turned his head, and looked up at Archer with a tired but fond smile.

“You good?” Rosinante asked, his large hands settling instinctively on Archer’s hips.

Archer shrugged. “Been thinking.” He started to explain, his tone lighter than his words. “Our lives are a damn mess. Law’s missing, Sabo’s out doing God knows what, Luffy’s kidnapping people, and we’re just... here. Sailing around, fighting Blackbeard, making deals with Marines. What the hell are we even doing, Rosi?”

Rosinante didn’t respond immediately. His gaze softened, his eyes tracing Archer’s face, the golden hue of his skin catching the light in a way that made Rosinante’s heart ache. “You’re really beautiful, you know that?” he said quietly, completely derailing the conversation.

Archer blinked, momentarily caught off guard, before smirking. “Stop distracting me, you sap.”

“I’m serious,” Rosinante murmured, his hands sliding up Archer’s back, pulling him closer. “But fine, you want an answer? Let’s go to Luffy. Wherever he is, that’s where we’ll head next.”

For a moment, Archer just stared at him, then a slow smile spread across his face. “You think it’s that easy?”

“With us, nothing’s ever easy,” Rosinante admitted, his voice dropping to a husky murmur.

Archer leaned down, brushing his lips against Rosinante’s in a teasing kiss, soft and lingering. But as Rosinante’s hands tightened on his waist, the kiss deepened, growing slow and heated.

The conversation dissolved into soft laughter and gasps as Rosinante’s hands roamed, finding purchase on Archer’s waist and lower back. Archer smirked against his husband’s lips, quickly slipping out of the pants he had just put on, leaving the mess of their lives for another day.

 

After breakfast, the crew was abuzz with energy as everyone settled into their daily tasks. Archer, however, had one thing on his mind. He strode into the cabin where the Denden Mushi sat on the desk, its little snail eyes blinking as if already anticipating a call.

He dialed the Thousand Sunny’s number, drumming his fingers impatiently on the desk as the line connected. The snail finally perked up and answered in Jinbei’s deep, calm voice.

“Ah, Archer. Good morning,” Jinbei greeted.

“Morning, oh sensible one,” Archer quipped, earning a chuckle from Jinbei. “Where are you lot? Figured we’d join up for a while.”

There was a pause before Jinbei replied, his tone serious. “We’re on Egghead Island, also known as Karakuri Island.”

Archer tilted his head, his golden eyes narrowing. “What are you doing there?”

Jinbei sighed. “We’ve run into some trouble. The Marines are after us—Kizaru, CP0, and even one of the elders. It’s... complicated. But Luffy asked me to—”

The rest of Jinbei’s explanation was drowned out by the sound of Archer slamming his hand on the desk, making the Denden Mushi flinch. “What?! That brat is in that much trouble, and he didn’t say a word?! He’s—”

“Archer,” Rosinante’s calm voice cut through the rising storm. He walked over and gently took the receiver from Archer’s hand, giving him a pointed look. “Jinbei, send us the coordinates. We’ll head there immediately.”

“Understood,” Jinbei replied. Then, after a moment, he added, “Is Giles there?”

Rosinante grinned and turned his head, calling out, “Giles! Jinbei’s on the line!”

A loud, excited clatter was heard as Giles practically sprinted to the cabin, his booming voice calling out, “Jinbei! It’s been too long!”

While Giles took over the conversation, Rosinante turned to Archer, who was pacing the room ranting, his hands tugging at his blond hair in frustration.

“That brat,” Archer growled. “I swear, when I see him, I’m going to tan his ass for keeping this from us. What the hell is he thinking, getting into this kind of trouble and not saying anything?!”

Rosinante chuckled, walking up behind him and wrapping his arms around Archer’s shoulders. “He’s your son. Stubborn, reckless, and a pain in the ass—just like his dad.”

Archer glared at him over his shoulder, but the corner of his mouth twitched upward. “Still gonna tan his ass.”

“Of course you are,” Rosinante said, laughing softly. “But first, we’ll go save his stubborn hide.”

Archer sighed, leaning into his husband’s embrace for a moment before nodding. “Yeah, let’s go.”

With the coordinates from Jinbei in hand and Giles still chatting animatedly with his brother, the Silence crew prepared to set sail, ready to dive headfirst into the chaos of Egghead Island.

 

 

Chapter 91: Pound of flesh

Summary:

Bad water
Freezing
Backstory
Assassins unite
Informing
Sneaking
Murder
Flirting
Done
Always

Notes:

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
Can contain triggers for rape, blood and gore!

This chapter is pretty dark, so be warned!

Chapter Text

The water had gone bad. Really bad. The barrels in the hold reeked of rot, and Archer had almost gagged when he first opened one. So, docking at a big island to restock was necessary. They couldn’t risk running out before reaching Egghead Island. Archer didn’t mind the stop too much. It gave them a chance to pick up other supplies and maybe even hit a bar later. Uni and Jean Bart had offered to babysit Tama and Luc, so the evening held potential.

Archer, Raya, and Timble were tasked with restocking the liquor supply, an assignment Archer and Raya had no complaints about. Gin’s orders, though, came with one problem: in this city, Archer couldn’t transform. So, when Raya decided to use him as a pack mule, loading him up with heavy crates and bags, he had to carry it all in his human form.

“You’re enjoying this too much,” Archer grumbled as Raya stacked yet another box on his arms.

“You’re big and strong. Might as well put it to use,” Raya replied with a smirk.

As they neared the end of the bustling market, Archer suddenly walked straight into Raya’s back when she froze in place.

“What the hell? Why did you stop?” he snapped, adjusting the crates in his arms.

Raya didn’t respond. She stood stiff, her eyes fixed ahead, her face pale and tight.

“Raya?” Archer said more gently, setting the crates down and stepping around to face her. She still didn’t answer. Her breath was shallow, her pupils wide. Alarmed, Archer grabbed her arm and guided her into the nearest alley, out of the crowd.

He crouched slightly to meet her eye level, placing a hand gently on her cheek. “Hey,” he said softly, his voice steady, trying to reach her. “Look at me.”

Her gaze flicked toward his, and he felt a small wave of relief. “What’s wrong?” he asked. Then, in a quieter tone, he added, “Do I need to kill someone?”

That earned a faint laugh from Raya, but it lacked any real humor. “I... I just want to go back to the Silence,” she whispered, her voice shaky and strained.

Archer nodded immediately. “Okay,” he said, motioning to Timble, who climbed into his breast pocket and gave an emphatic nod of agreement.

Something was deeply wrong.

As they walked back toward the ship, Raya clung to Archer’s hand the entire way. That alone unnerved him. Raya didn’t cling to anyone. She was the one who leaned on sarcasm and confidence, always a step ahead, always unbothered. Now, she was silent, her grip on him tight, as though he were an anchor in a storm.

Timble shifted in Archer’s pocket and poked his chest. Archer looked down to see the little man gesturing frantically toward something—or someone. Following Timble’s line of sight, Archer’s eyes landed on an older woman standing near the edge of the market. Her outfit left little to the imagination, but it wasn’t her appearance that caught his attention.

It was the way she was staring at Raya.

Her expression radiated such intense hatred that, for a brief moment, Archer half-expected Raya to burst into flames under her gaze.

“What the hell is going on?” he muttered under his breath, squeezing Raya’s hand slightly.

She didn’t answer. She didn’t even look at the woman. Raya’s focus was straight ahead, her pace quickening as though she couldn’t get away fast enough.

Archer’s chest tightened. Whatever this was, it wasn’t good. And if someone was messing with Raya, they were going to regret it.

When they returned to the Silence, Archer and Timble were the first ones back, apart from Ikkaku and Giles, who had stayed behind to watch the ship. Raya headed straight to her cabin without saying a word, leaving Archer and Timble exchanging puzzled glances.

“What the hell is going on?” Archer muttered under his breath, adjusting the crates of liquor.

Timble squeaked softly, his small voice laced with concern. “Do you think we should go get Penguin?”

Archer shook his head firmly. “No. The last thing Raya needs is Penguin hovering over her. She’d hate that.” He paused, his golden eyes narrowing. “But something’s seriously wrong, and I’d bet every single one of my boys it has something to do with that evil-eyed old lady in the market.”

Timble gave a small nod of agreement from Archer’s shoulder, his tiny hands clutching Archer’s shirt as they stashed the liquor crates in the galley. “Let Gin and Katakuri sort this out when they’re back,” Archer said, brushing off his hands and setting Timble down on the counter.

The little man jumped back onto Archer’s shoulder, tugging lightly at his hair. “So, what do we do?”

“We talk to her,” Archer said simply.

They walked toward Raya’s cabin and knocked on the door. There was no response. Sharing a brief look with Timble, Archer pushed the door open and stepped inside.

Raya was sitting on her bed, her knees drawn up to her chest, her arms wrapped around them. She didn’t look up when they entered, and the sight made Archer’s heart clench. This wasn’t the Raya he knew. She looked so small, so unlike herself, and that scared him more than anything.

“Raya?” he said gently, closing the door behind them. Timble hopped down onto the bed, padding over to her and hugging her arm.

She didn’t respond, her gaze fixed on a spot on the wall.

Archer walked over, sitting on the edge of the bed. “Hey,” he said softly, leaning forward to try and catch her eye. “Talk to me. What’s going on?”

 

Archer froze as Raya whispered, her voice trembling but steady enough to pierce the silence. “Do you remember when you and Rosinante saved me and Giles from the slavers back in the East Blue?”

He nodded without hesitation, his jaw tightening. “Of course I remember,” he said quietly. “I’ll never forget.”

Raya smiled bitterly, a far cry from her usual sass. “Then do you also remember me telling you that I’d been sold by my old madam to the slavers?”

A cold weight settled in Archer’s chest. He swallowed hard, the memories of that conversation resurfacing. “Yeah,” he said, though his voice was quieter this time. “I remember.”

Raya’s gaze stayed fixed on the wall, her hands trembling as they rested on her knees. “What I didn’t tell you,” she began, her voice dropping to a whisper, “was how it all started.”

Archer didn’t like where this was going. He didn’t like it one bit, but he stayed silent, letting her continue.

“As a kid, I was a prodigy in medicine,” she said, her tone hollow and distant. “My father was so proud. He was a Marine—an old one—and he couldn’t afford for me to become an apprentice. But he borrowed the money anyway, from some... shady people. He didn’t care about the risks. He just wanted me to be happy.”

She paused, and Archer’s fists clenched at the way her voice cracked on the word “happy.”

“But then,” Raya continued, “when I was seventeen, he died. Just as I’d finished my apprenticeship and finally become a doctor in my own right.” Her voice wavered, and she inhaled deeply, steadying herself. “One night, on my way home, they grabbed me. Drugged me. When I woke up, I was tied to a chair. A man and a woman were standing over me, and they told me that I had to pay off my father’s debts.”

Archer’s throat tightened, a sick feeling pooling in his stomach.

“I asked them what they wanted me to do,” Raya whispered, her purple eyes clouded with pain. “They said I’d work as a doctor in a brothel. The woman—she owned the place. I didn’t have a choice, so I agreed. But they tricked me.” Her lips twisted into a bitter, anguished smile. “I wasn’t there to be a doctor. I was there to be a prostitute.”

Timble let out a tiny gasp, his little hands covering his mouth, but Archer didn’t move. He couldn’t. His hands were trembling with rage, his golden eyes blazing as he listened.

“For seven years,” Raya continued, her voice breaking, “that was my life. The worst seven years of my life. Then one day... the man who tricked me went too far. He killed a girl—another girl from the brothel who never got any customers.” Her voice cracked again, and she clenched her hands into fists. “I couldn’t take it anymore. I killed him.”

Archer’s breath hitched, but he didn’t interrupt.

“The woman—the madam—she sold me to the slavers after that.” Raya’s voice finally gave out, and tears spilled down her cheeks.

Timble was already crying, his tiny sobs filling the room. Archer, on the other hand, felt a rage so deep it burned cold, searing through him like ice. He didn’t know what to say. He didn’t know what to do.

Thankfully, Timble found the words. His voice was small but steady as he asked, “Raya... was the old woman at the market the one who sold you?”

Raya nodded, her shoulders shaking as she broke down completely.

Without a word, Archer and Timble moved to her side, pulling her into a hug. Raya sobbed against Archer’s chest, her tears soaking his shirt, while Timble nuzzled her cheek, his small hands rubbing her arm in a soothing gesture.

“Don’t tell anyone,” she choked out between sobs. “Please. Don’t tell anyone.”

Archer looked at Timble, and the little man nodded in unison with him.

“You have my word,” Archer said softly, his voice steady despite the storm raging inside him.

They stayed like that for a long while, the three of them huddled together, offering what comfort they could. But even as Archer held Raya close, his mind was already racing. He didn’t care how long it took or how far he had to go. That old woman in the market would pay. No one hurt his family and got away with it.

 

After Raya had finally cried herself to sleep, Archer gently tugged the blanket over her shoulders. He brushed a stray lock of hair from her face, his expression softening for just a moment. Then he turned and scooped Timble up, his jaw set. Storming into the storage room, he kicked the door shut behind him with more force than necessary, the sound echoing through the ship.

He sat Timble down on a barrel and began pacing, his hands clenching and unclenching at his sides. Words tumbled from his lips in a low, furious mutter, too quick and disjointed for Timble to follow. The little man waited patiently, his sharp eyes tracking Archer’s movements.

Finally, Archer stopped mid-stride and whirled toward Timble, his golden eyes blazing with fury and rage. “Tonight,” he growled, his voice low and dangerous, “when everyone’s drunk at the bar, you and I are leaving early. We’ll fake being tired or some shit—whatever it takes. And then we’re going to find that old hag and her men. We’re going to end them.”

Timble didn’t hesitate. His tiny hands curled into fists, and he nodded sharply. “We’ll make them pay,” he said, his voice filled with uncharacteristic venom.

Archer nodded back, his lips curling into a grim smile. But then his expression sobered, and he took a deep breath, running a hand through his hair. “But there’s one thing I need to do first,” he said, his tone quieter but no less resolute. “I have to tell Rosinante. Not all of it,” he added quickly, holding up a hand when Timble opened his mouth to protest. “Just enough so he doesn’t freak out and try to stop us. I can’t keep something like this from him.”

Timble tilted his head, considering this, then nodded again. “What do you want me to do?”

“When Rosi comes back to the ship,” Archer said, his voice firm, “your job is to keep everyone else away while I talk to him. I don’t care how you do it—tell them there’s a fire in the galley, steal their drinks, whatever it takes. Just keep them busy.”

Timble saluted, his tiny hand snapping up to his forehead. “Got it”.

Archer’s grim smile returned. “Good. Let’s get this done.”

With that, he scooped Timble back onto his shoulder and pushed open the storage room door. They had a long night ahead of them, and Archer was determined to make every second of it count.

 

One hour later, the sound of boots on the deck signaled Rosinante’s return. He entered the Silence with Ace and Uni, his tall frame careful as he carried a sleeping Luc cradled in his arms. Ace followed close behind, holding Tama, who was clearly fighting to keep her eyes open. Rosinante's soft voice murmured something to the girls as they moved to settle them into bed.

In their shared cabin, Archer was already waiting. He had cleared the space around his dresser and was rummaging through its contents with purpose. Articles of clothing were strewn across the floor—black pants, heavy boots, and the dreaded turtleneck sweater that Archer loathed but would wear when necessary. His expression was tight with restrained anger, his golden eyes sharp and unyielding.

When Rosinante finally stepped into the room, he stopped short, his gaze sweeping over the scattered clothing and then landing on Archer’s tense figure. Swallowing, he asked carefully, “Is something wrong?”

Archer turned, his movements deliberate and fixed his husband with a piercing stare. “Do you trust me?”

Rosinante blinked, the question catching him off guard. “Of course I do,” he said without hesitation. “But what’s going on?”

Archer sighed, dragging a hand through his hair in frustration. He didn’t want to betray Raya’s trust, but he couldn’t leave Rosinante completely in the dark either. “I can’t tell you everything,” he began, his voice low and steady. “I don’t want to break the confidence I’ve been given. But tonight, when we’re at the bar, Timble and I are leaving early. There’s something we need to do, and we’re the only ones who can do it.”

Rosinante’s brows furrowed in confusion, then alarm. “What the hell is going on, Archer? And why can’t the rest of us help?”

Closing the distance between them, Archer wrapped his arms around his husband in a firm embrace, feeling the tension in Rosinante’s body. “Because you and the others are crap at sneaking and stealth,” he said with a faint hint of dry humor. “Timble, and I? We’re the best assassins on this crew, besides Raya, but she ain´t coming along. And tonight, a lot of people have an overdue appointment with my blade.”

Rosinante pulled back just enough to look Archer in the eye, his expression a mix of concern and understanding. “This is about protecting someone, isn’t it? From the crew?”

Archer nodded solemnly. “I have a debt to repay. That’s all I can say.”

Rosinante exhaled heavily, his hands gripping Archer’s shoulders as he studied his face. After a long moment, he nodded. “Be careful,” he said, his voice quiet but firm. “And thank you for telling me what you could.”

“Always,” Archer replied, his voice softening as he leaned into Rosinante’s embrace. For a moment, the tension ebbed, replaced by the comfort of being held by the person he trusted most.

 

The rest of the day was spent in preparation. Archer sharpened his blades with meticulous care, the rhythmic sound of metal scraping against the whetstone blending with the hum of the ship. Nearby, Timble busied himself with his spears, their edges gleaming with deadly precision. Their "assassin clothes" were folded neatly and tucked into a bag, ready to be taken to the bar and changed into once they slipped away.

Raya remained asleep, her exhausted body still recovering. When Penguin asked about her, concern etched across his face, Archer brushed it off, claiming that she must have fallen ill from drinking some of the bad water. Satisfied but still worried, Penguin volunteered to stay on the Silence to look after Raya and the girls, joined by Uni and Jean Bart.

Before leaving, Archer stood in front of the small mirror in their cabin, gathering his hair and pulling it into a tight bun. He chuckled quietly, remembering Raya’s teasing from the past: “You’re going to end up with hair in your eyes while trying to slit someone’s throat, Archer. Tie it up, you idiot!”

On their way to the bar, Ace walked alongside his father, his sharp eyes noticing the change in Archer’s appearance. “You planning to kill someone with your hair like that?” Ace asked, his tone playful but with a hint of curiosity.

Behind them, Rosinante visibly stiffened, his steps faltering for a moment before he quickly masked his reaction.

Archer laughed, his voice light and easy. “Nah, I just don’t want beer in my hair,” he said with a grin.

Ace nodded, seemingly satisfied with the answer. “Smart,” he said, grinning back.

The group continued toward the bar, the air filled with a mix of camaraderie and anticipation. Archer’s heart was steady, his focus locked on the task ahead.

It all went as planned, a miracle really, since it was Archer's plan. As the night settled in and darkness swallowed the streets, Timble faked being tired, dragging his feet as if he had no energy left. Archer, ever the good friend and captain, offered to carry the little guy back to the ship. They paused for a moment, the air thick with anticipation, and just as they were about to part ways, Rosinante grabbed Archer's hand, pulling him in for a kiss.

The kiss was brief, but the words whispered against his lips were full of meaning. "Be careful," Rosinante murmured, his voice soft but urgent.

"I always am," Archer replied with a teasing grin before he kissed him again, the warmth lingering even as they pulled apart. There was an unspoken promise in the exchange, one that anchored Archer even as he turned away.

With that, he and Timble slipped into the shadows of the alley. Archer’s eyes flickered to the tiny assassin outfit that Raya had sewn for Timble long ago. The dark fabric clung to the little man like a second skin, making him blend seamlessly into the night. Archer, for his part, was dressed in his black turtleneck, black pants, and boots, the cloak hiding his figure as much as it did Timble's.

Timble perched on Archer's shoulder as if he was born to be there, the young dwarfs eyes glowing like two fiery embers beneath his tiny mask, while Archer tied a black scarf over his mouth, ensuring that nothing was visible but his golden eyes. They were both ready for whatever came next.

They moved swiftly, jumping from rooftop to rooftop, landing with the silence of shadows. The city below was their playground, and they were its unseen rulers. Archer’s sharp eyes swept over the buildings as they crept closer to their target, listening intently at windows for any hint of the woman they were after.

It took a little over an hour of searching, of slipping in and out of shadows, but they finally found her. The woman was in a brothel. She was seated at a table surrounded by a gang of ten rough-looking men, all of them as cruel as they were dangerous. They were holding court, bullying the girls and treating everyone like dirt, their laughter filling the air with a sickening edge.

The sight of the woman, the way she reveled in her power over others, made Archer’s blood boil. It was time. The game was on.

"Stay sharp, Timb," Archer whispered, his tone cool, but there was a simmering fire beneath it. "This is where the fun begins."

 

The waiting game had begun. Archer and Timble, working in perfect sync, moved through the shadows like ghosts. Each time one of the thugs went outside to relieve himself, Archer would silently slip behind him, a flash of steel, and silence them with swift precision. The thug's blood pooled quietly as Archer dragged the body behind some barrels to hide it from view. The routine went like clockwork—each one was taken down with ruthless efficiency. Six men down, and no one had even noticed.

But then, the remaining thugs began to realize something was wrong. The ones who went outside to take a piss never returned. The tension in the brothel thickened, and Archer could feel the shift. The remaining four men went out to investigate, but by the time they made it to the street, Archer was already walking into the brothel like any other paying customer, hair now loose, cloak off.

He ordered a whisky, settling himself at the bar as though he hadn't a care in the world. The older woman approached, her gaze appraising as she sized him up, clearly intrigued. Archer put on his best charming smile, flashing his golden eyes.

"Why would someone as handsome as you need to visit a place like this?" she asked, her voice low and sultry. "With those looks, you could have any woman you wanted for free."

Archer winked at her, his charm effortless. "If I hadn't come here, I never would have met a beauty like you," he said, the words smooth and sincere, even if he wasn’t exactly thrilled about the situation.

The woman's eyes brightened at the compliment, and she began to flirt with him, leaning in closer. "I do have a thing for younger men," she purred, pushing her ample chest forward. Archer fought to keep his face neutral, a little disgusted but pushing through. He’d do anything for Raya, even endure this.

"So, what brings you to this island?" Archer asked, feigning curiosity. "You don't sound like you're from around here. That accent of yours, East Blue, right?"

The woman giggled, clearly flattered that Archer had noticed. "You’re right," she said, a little too eagerly. "I’m looking for new girls for my brothel. It's so hard to find decent ones in the East Blue."

Raising an eyebrow, Archer leaned forward slightly, the warmth of his smile making her stutter. "Did you find anyone interesting?" he asked, his voice full of quiet intrigue.

She scoffed, leaning closer to him. "Actually, yes," she said, her tone darkening. "I ran into one of my old girls today. She murdered my brother, you know. And when my men find her..." She trailed off, a cruel glint in her eye.

Archer’s smile never wavered as he leaned back in his chair, taking a slow sip of his whisky. His eyes flicked to the window where he saw Timble perched, giving him a thumbs-up. The remaining thugs were taken care of.

The plan was falling into place. Archer smirked, a devilish grin crossing his face as he turned back to the woman, who was still eager to chat. "Why don't you join me upstairs?" he asked smoothly, his voice dripping with playful charm. "I’m sure a beautiful woman like you could show me a good time."

Her face lit up at the proposition, clearly delighted at the idea of being with such a handsome man. She nodded coyly, grabbing his hand. "Follow me," she said, leading him toward the stairs.

Archer gave a subtle nod to Timble, signaling him that it was time for the last step. The little guy was already crawling up the drainpipe, ready to join the final phase of the plan.

When Archer and the woman entered the room, the tension between them was loaded. Archer kept his demeanor cool, a charming smile playing on his lips as he motioned to the bed.

"Why don’t you lie down?" he suggested smoothly, his voice steady and calm, yet tinged with an unspoken promise of something darker.

The woman, eager to please and thinking she was about to be indulged, practically ripped off her clothes, eager for what she thought was a night of pleasure. She threw herself on the bed, spreading her arms and legs wide. Archer didn’t even glance at her as he moved to find some rope hidden in a corner, his eyes scanning the room with quiet precision.

With a wink, he turned back to her. "I like to tie up my lovers," he said with a mischievous glint in his golden eyes. The woman was too caught up in the moment to question it, her excitement overpowering any skepticism.

He swiftly bound her arms and legs to the bedposts, his movements quick and methodical. As he finished, he grabbed a chair from the corner of the room and sat it before the bed, positioning himself in the perfect spot to watch and wait. His gaze flicked briefly to the window, where Timble had just scaled the wall, appearing like a shadow in the night.

The moment Timble entered the room, the woman’s expression shifted from excitement to confusion, then fear. "What are you doing?" she demanded, her voice frantic as she struggled against the ropes.

Archer’s smirk never faltered. He reached into his cloak, pulling out the scarf that had previously been over his mouth and stuffed it into hers, silencing her protests. He leaned in closer, his face a mere inch from hers, his voice cold and clear.

"You’re about to find out," he said softly. "I am Portgas D. Archer. Co-captain of the Roaring Pirates. The Golden Terror."

Her eyes widened in recognition, her body going stiff as the weight of his words sank in. She began to cry, tears spilling from her eyes as the horror of the situation set in.

"Besides that," Archer continued, his voice carrying the weight of authority, "I am also Raya’s captain. But most importantly, I am her friend. And what you’ve done to her... that will not stand. Not while I’m here. Not while I’m her friend and her captain."

The woman’s sobs grew louder, her struggles more frantic. But Archer wasn’t done.

"You can squirm all you want," he continued, his tone now ice cold. "But nobody is coming for you. All your men are dead." He leaned forward, his eyes locking onto hers with deadly intensity. "And when I’m done here, so are you."

Timble, standing silently in the shadows behind Archer, nodded in agreement. It was done. The plan had come full circle.

Archer, ever calm, gave a soft chuckle, brushing a hand through his hair. "No one is coming to save you now."

The woman could do nothing but cry, the reality of her fate sinking in, knowing there was no escape from the terror she had brought upon herself.

After the deed was done, silence settled over the room, broken only by the faint sound of breathing. Archer let out a slow, measured exhale, his eyes never leaving the still form of the woman. The air was thick with the aftermath of their work, but Archer’s focus shifted to Timble, who was cleaning his spear with meticulous care.

The two locked eyes, a shared understanding passing between them. Archer broke the silence first. "You want to make a statement?" he asked, his voice low but filled with intent.

Timble grinned, his expression dark and mischievous. "Hell yes," he replied, a fire burning behind his eyes. "Let everyone see what happens to rapists and slavers."

Archer nodded, the corners of his mouth curling into a cold, determined smile. He knew exactly what needed to be done. He shifted, the air around him crackling as his body transformed into its hybrid form. Muscles bulged and his senses sharpened. The added strength and power were exactly what he needed for the next part of the plan.

With the woman’s lifeless body slung over one shoulder and Timble gripping the other, Archer leaped out of the window. The ground below seemed to rush up to meet him, but with his enhanced form, Archer landed silently, as though he were nothing more than a shadow. Timble, still clinging to him, barely made a sound as they touched down in the alley below.

The scene was set. Archer’s golden eyes glinted in the moonlight as he surveyed the bodies of the woman’s men, still scattered around the alley.

 

Archer and Timble slipped back onto the Silence just as the first light of dawn began to color the sky. Their footsteps were silent as they made their way down the ship’s hallways, their faces set in calm expressions that only hinted at the chaos they’d just left behind. Their work was done, and now, it was time to return to the familiarity of their ship and their lives.

As they entered their respective cabins, each of them gave a single, silent nod to the other—an unspoken acknowledgment of the task accomplished, a job well done. Archer’s footsteps echoed softly in the hallway as he approached his door, and as soon as he opened it, he was yanked inside by none other than Rosinante.

Rosinante’s eyes were wide with concern, his hands gripping Archer’s shoulders as he scanned him quickly for injuries. The flicker of worry in his gaze was unmistakable. "Everything go as planned?" he asked, his voice laced with an edge of worry, despite the calm expression he tried to maintain.

Archer, though, was unbothered. He pulled off his blood-soaked cloak with a practiced motion, tossing it aside as he looked back at Rosinante with a smirk. "Went exactly as it should," he said with a shrug, his voice casual. "Neither me nor Timble got a scratch. We did what needed to be done."

Rosinante’s shoulders sagged with a relieved breath as he nodded. His arms, still gripping Archer’s shoulders, gently pulled him toward the bath. "You’re crazy," Rosinante muttered, though there was affection in his tone.

Archer chuckled at that, the sound a low rumble in his chest. "Maybe," he teased, allowing Rosinante to lead him.

Rosinante shot him an amused look, though there was no argument as he tugged at Archer’s shirt. In the next moment, Archer was pulling at his husband’s pants, grinning. "How about you reward me for a job well done?" he teased, his eyes gleaming with mischievous intent.

 

Two hours later, the peace of the morning was shattered by the sounds of screams from the harbor. The crew of The Silence, along with the Five Heart Pirates and Katakuri, were immediately on alert. They scrambled to put on their clothes, exchanging looks of confusion and concern as they moved toward the source of the commotion. Archer had insisted that Ikkaku stay onboard with Luc and Tama, reasoning that what was happening might lead to something better left undiscovered by the younger girls.

Ace, unable to contain his curiosity, grabbed a nearby man by the arm. "What’s going on?" he asked, his voice tense but trying to mask the concern.

The man, his wide eyes betraying his shock, gasped out, "At the city gate... there are eleven bodies nailed to the wall... all naked... and... and there’s blood writing above them—‘SLAVERS AND RAPISTS BEWARE.’"

The information hit the crew like a wave. Without another word, everyone, except for Archer, Rosinante, and Timble, began to sprint toward the city gate. The three men remained calm, walking at an easy pace.

When the group arrived at the gate, they saw it. Eleven bodies—bloody, mutilated, and nailed to the stone wall—were displayed for all to see. At the center, hung Raya’s former madam, her men surrounding her, each in a grotesque tableau. The chilling message written in blood above them sent a clear warning to anyone who might be involved in similar crimes. It was a gruesome statement, but effective in its intent.

Raya stood frozen, her eyes wide with disbelief as her gaze flicked from the bodies to the crowd of onlookers. Her mouth opened and closed, her mind racing as she tried to make sense of it. Then her eyes locked with Archer’s, and, despite the grisly scene before them, Archer gave her a wink.

Raya let out a laugh, a mix of disbelief and relief. She’d never expected her enemies to be taken down in such a way, but the grim satisfaction was evident in her smile.

Archer turned to Rosinante, his expression still calm, though his voice carried a hint of urgency. "We better leave before the Marines come sniffing around."

Rosinante nodded, unshaken by the spectacle. He raised his voice, calling out to the others, "Get back to the ship,"

The crew didn’t need to be told twice. They quickly began to head back toward The Silence, but as they walked, Raya, unable to contain her emotions, grabbed Archer’s hand. She jumped up, planting a kiss on his cheek, her voice filled with gratitude. "Thank you," she said, her tone soft but full of meaning.

Archer gave her a squeeze, his voice quiet but firm. "Always."

Chapter 92: Will of D

Summary:

Grandpapa to the rescue
Nippleslip
Nugget 2.0
Ranting
Vegapunk
Nika
Joyboy
The will of D

Notes:

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Chapter Text

When they landed on Egghead Island, Archer was stunned. His golden eyes widened as he took in the towering futuristic structures and strange glowing pathways that seemed to stretch endlessly into the sky. It was unlike anything he had ever seen, and that was saying something for a man who had sailed the Grand Line.

"What... in the name of the sea am I looking at?" Archer muttered, his mouth hanging open. He turned in slow circles, gawking at the strange contraptions whirring and buzzing all around. His cluelessness was justified, of course—technology and Archer were like oil and water.

He barely understood how a Den Den Mushi worked, let alone whatever kind of madness this island was running on. He shot a glance at Luc and Tama, who were similarly wide-eyed but far more excited, pointing and laughing at the strange sights.

But what truly set Archer on edge were the signs of fighting. Scorch marks, shattered machinery, and the distant echo of explosions painted a grim picture. His fingers twitched toward the hilt of his blades as he scanned the area for immediate threats.

He looked at Rosinante, his expression serious as he raised an eyebrow in silent question. Rosinante met his gaze and sighed, running a hand through his blond hair.

"This might be too dangerous for the girls," Rosinante said softly, nodding toward Luc and Tama, who were now poking at some weird robot that beeped at them in protest.

Archer frowned, scratching at the back of his neck. "You’re not wrong," he admitted. "But what do we do? If CP0 is here, it’s too dangerous to leave them on The Silence. And let’s not forget, we need every single crew member, the Five Heart Pirates, and the Charlotte siblings if shit is going down."

Rosinante rubbed his neck, a familiar gesture Archer knew meant he was trying to come up with a plan. After a long pause, Rosinante said, "I’ll call Sengoku. See if he can babysit."

Archer let out a snort of laughter, the absurdity of the situation breaking through his tension for a moment. "What a world," he chuckled. "Two former Warlords of the Sea and the former Fleet Admiral of the Marines... as babysitters."

Rosinante gave him a wry smile. "Well, you wanted to make sure they were safe, right?"

Archer waved a hand in reluctant agreement. "Yeah, yeah. But we’re never going to hear the end of this. Sengoku’s going to roast us alive."

"Better roasted pride than dead kids," Rosinante pointed out, already pulling out his Den Den Mushi.

Archer huffed, crossing his arms and leaning against a nearby rock. "Fine, but if he calls me an idiot even once, I’m telling Luc to shave his beard."

Rosinante barked a laugh as he waited for the call to connect. "I’ll be sure to tell him that."

As the Den Den Mushi started ringing, Archer glanced over at Luc and Tama again. They were now trying to climb on top of the beeping robot, completely oblivious to the danger around them. He smiled despite himself, his protective instincts flaring.

Luckily for them, Sengoku was more than happy to take on babysitting duty. The old man’s voice practically boomed through the Den Den Mushi as he declared, “The boys may have been corrupted into piracy and revolutionary nonsense, but the girls still have a chance!”

Archer had laughed so hard he nearly fell over. The thought of Sengoku’s face when Luc, in all her earnestness, would look him dead in the eye and declare, “I want to be just like my brothers!” was pure comedy gold. Archer could already imagine the way Sengoku would sputter and clutch at his table for support. Yeah, good times indeed.

Once Brulee escorted Luc and Tama through the mirror to Sengoku’s ship, Archer felt a bit lighter, though the tension of the situation was still thick in the air. His daughters were safe, and that was all that mattered.

Feeling the need to regroup, Archer pulled out his Den Den Mushi to call Luffy. He dialed and waited, tapping his foot impatiently as the snail blinked at him, making little burbling noises. After several long rings, it became abundantly clear that no one was going to pick up.

"Stupid brats," Archer grumbled, shoving the Den Den Mushi back into his coat. "They never answer when you actually need them."

Rosinante raised an eyebrow at him, smirking. “You really expected them to answer?”

Archer scowled. “It’s not too much to ask for a little responsibility! What are they even doing out here? Egghead isn’t exactly a tourist spot.”

“There’s nothing else we can do now,” Rosinante said with a resigned sigh. “We’ll just have to find them the old-fashioned way.”

Archer groaned, already dreading the maze of buildings and the inevitable chaos waiting for them. “Great. Wandering around some tech-infested death trap while looking for our idiot son and his crew. This’ll be fun.”

Though they didn’t need to search for Luffy and his crew for long. The distant sounds of shouting, crashing, and what was unmistakably the clang of metal echoed through the city.

Archer froze, ears twitching as he picked up on the familiar chaos. He sighed and shook his head. “Of course,” he muttered, his lips curling into a wry grin. “Trust Luffy to stir shit up the second he lands somewhere.”

Rosinante chuckled softly. “Like father, like son, huh?”

“Hey!” Archer shot back, mock offended. “I’m way more subtle!”

The crew burst into laughter, and even Rosinante couldn’t help but grin at that blatant lie.

“Sure you are,” Raya teased, elbowing Archer lightly. “Just as subtle as a Sea King in a fish barrel.”

Archer rolled his eyes but smirked, gesturing for the crew to follow. “Alright, enough jokes. Let’s go see what kind of mess our youngest idiot has gotten himself into this time.”

Grins spread across the faces of the crew as they fell into step behind their captain. They knew all too well that where Luffy was involved, chaos wasn’t just likely—it was inevitable. And where there was chaos, the Roaring Pirates thrived.

Giles cracked his knuckles, his shark-like grin gleaming in the morning light. “Been a while since we’ve had a proper brawl. I’m ready.”

Raya twirled one of her daggers idly, her purple eyes glittering with mischief. “Oh, this is going to be fun.

Even Brulee and Katakuri, though usually more reserved, looked prepared for action.

Archer led the charge, his golden eyes sharp as a hawk’s.

As they marched toward the source of the commotion, Archer couldn’t help but feel a twinge of pride. Luffy had inherited his knack for causing trouble, but he’d also inherited the strength and heart to face whatever came his way.

“Alright, brat,” Archer muttered under his breath as the sounds of battle grew louder. “Let’s see what kind of shitshow you’ve dragged us into this time.”

 

When they finally found Luffy and his crew, Archer came to a dead halt. His mouth opened, but for once, no words came out. The sight before him was... well, beyond even his usual capacity for sarcasm.

Luffy and his crew were lounging around in the most ridiculous outfits Archer had ever seen. Bright colors, weird ass shoes, and clothes that seemed barely functional—not to mention borderline indecent in some cases.

“What... the hell are you wearing?” Archer finally managed to choke out, his golden eyes wide as saucers.

His gaze fell on Luffy and Zoro, who were lounging on a sofa of all things, looking down at two very beaten, very unconscious Rob Lucci and Kaku.

Them? Really?” Archer gestured wildly at the CP0 agents, his voice a mix of disbelief and begrudging amusement.

The Straw Hats, seemingly unfazed, turned to him and his crew with casual grins. Luffy, still kicking his feet up like he didn’t have a care in the world, waved cheerfully. “Oh, hey, Dad! You’re just in time!”

Raya, Ikkaku, and Brulee had their attention elsewhere, muttering amongst themselves as they eyed Nami and Robin.

“Is it just me,” Ikkaku whispered, tilting her head, “or are those outfits one millimeter from a full-on nippleslip?”

“Not just you,” Raya confirmed, her purple eyes narrowing as she gave an approving whistle. “Definitely a design choice.”

Brulee snorted, crossing her arms. “Im more worried for their lower regions showning.”

Ace, who had been trying to keep a straight face, burst into laughter alongside Timble. “Oh, this is gold,” Ace wheezed, wiping a tear from his eye.

Zoro, looking mildly annoyed at the uproar, growled, “What’s so funny? These are battle suits!”

“Battle suits?” Archer echoed, raising an incredulous eyebrow.

Luffy, clearly unbothered, grinned from ear to ear. “They’re awesome, right? Franky made them!”

Archer pinched the bridge of his nose, muttering under his breath. “This family gets weirder every day.”

Rosinante clapped a hand on Archer’s shoulder, chuckling softly.

Archer sighed dramatically, but a small, amused smile tugged at his lips. “Alright, brat,” he said, gesturing to the unconscious CP0 agents. “You’ve got some explaining to do. Start talking.”

Luffy jumped up, looking as energetic as ever. “We beat them up! And now we’re gonna go punch the bad guys and save Vegapunk!”

Archer blinked, his brain struggling to process the sheer chaos of that sentence. “Of course you are,” he muttered. “Why would it be anything else?”

As the chaos of the Straw Hat reunion unfolded, Archer’s sharp eyes caught movement from Rob Lucci’s back. Squinting, he leaned forward slightly.

“Is that... a bird?” he asked aloud, his voice dripping with disbelief.

Sure enough, perched on Lucci’s back like it owned the place was a pigeon. It was wearing a tiny suit, no less.

“What in the name of all that’s holy…” Archer trailed off, rubbing his temples.

On Giles’ shoulder, Nugget, Archer’s own unruly bird, suddenly let out an ear-piercing screech and flapped its wings furiously. Nugget’s outrage was almost palpable as it locked its beady eyes on the pigeon, clearly offended by its existence.

Ace, ever the instigator, pointed dramatically at the suited bird. “Well, Nugget,” he said, feigning sorrow, “it looks like you’ve been replaced! Your former owner has moved on—traded you in like an old shoe!”

Nugget froze mid-flap, then turned to Ace with what could only be described as murderous intent in his beady eyes.

“What?!” Ace yelped, realizing his mistake a second too late.

With a furious squawk, Nugget launched itself at Ace, pecking his head like it was trying to crack open a particularly stubborn coconut.

“OW! STOP! Nugget! I didn’t mean it!” Ace yelled, running in circles as he swatted at the enraged bird. “You’re the best bird ever! I swear!”

The rest of the crew was in hysterics, watching as Ace flailed around, narrowly avoiding bumping into the unconscious CP0 agents.

“Sanji!” Ace cried out mid-run, spotting the chef amongst the chaos. “I missed you, love! Great shirt, by the way!”

Sanji blinked, his cigarette dangling precariously from his lips. Then, with a sharp crack, he brought his leg down on Ace’s head in a swift but calculated kick.

“You couldn’t call, not even once?!” Sanji snapped, the kick sending Ace stumbling. Nugget, undeterred, continued its relentless assault, pecking furiously at Ace’s head.

Rosinante was doubled over in laughter, while Archer stood with his arms crossed, a bemused grin tugging at his lips.

“You brought this on yourself, brat,” Archer called out.

“Sanji, help me!” Ace pleaded again, only to be met with another kick.

“Not until you stop being a moron!” Sanji growled, though his lips twitched like he was trying not to laugh.

Meanwhile, Luffy was howling with laughter on the sofa, clutching his sides. “Ace! You’re getting wrecked by a bird!”

“IT’S YOUR FAULT I’M EVEN HERE!” Ace shouted back, still trying to fend off Nugget’s relentless attacks.

Archer shook his head, finally stepping forward. “Alright, Nugget, that’s enough,” he said, holding out an arm.

Nugget let out a final, defiant screech before flying back to perch on Archer’s shoulder, fluffing its feathers indignantly.

Ace groaned, rubbing his sore head as he glared at the bird. “Traitor,” he muttered under his breath, earning another loud squawk from Nugget.

Rosinante stepped forward, his usual playful demeanor replaced by a solemn expression. “Luffy,” he said, his voice low, “have you heard anything from Law?”

Luffy’s grin faded, replaced by a rare seriousness. He nodded slowly, his straw hat casting a shadow over his eyes. “I tried to find him,” he admitted, “but I haven’t had any luck. It’s like he just... disappeared.”

Archer clenched his fists at his sides, his frustration barely contained. “Damn it,” he muttered, his golden eyes narrowing.

Before the conversation could spiral into despair, Luffy’s eyes lit up as he caught sight of Katakuri and Brulee standing behind Rosinante.

“Katakuri! Branch!” Luffy yelled, leaping up from the sofa with his trademark energy.

Brulee!” the woman screeched, her face turning red as she threw up her hands in exasperation. “How many times do I have to tell you, straw boy?! My name is Brulee!

Katakuri, unbothered by the chaos, allowed Luffy to throw his arms around him in an enthusiastic hug. “What are you two doing here with my dads?” Luffy asked, looking up at the towering figure.

Katakuri’s intense gaze softened just slightly as he gestured toward Archer and Rosinante. “We’ve formed an alliance with the Roaring Pirates,” he explained, his deep voice calm.

“An alliance?” Luffy tilted his head, his curiosity piqued. “Why?”

“To stop Blackbeard,” Katakuri replied simply, his tone darkening at the name. “And to get our sister, Pudding, back.”

Luffy’s grin returned, wider than ever. “Whoa! That’s awesome!” he exclaimed, punching the air. “If you’re teaming up with my dads, Blackbeard doesn’t stand a chance!”

As Luffy opened his mouth to say something— Archer’s hand shot out like lightning, grabbing the rubbery youth by the ear and yanking him toward the nearest sofa.

“Ow! Dad! Come on, let go!” Luffy yelped, trying to wriggle free, but Archer’s grip was iron-tight.

Archer, red in the face and clearly about to burst with frustration, began his rant, ignoring Luffy’s pleas. “Luffy, please tell me why the fuck was I getting jumped by my dead family in some creepy-ass forest, huh? And then, they tell me you’re Joyboy, of all people! You’re supposed to lead the fight—what fight, Luffy?!” Archer’s voice escalated with each word. “And why the hell didn’t you call us? We’re your parents, you idiot! And then—then—Boa Hancock, of all people, is dead set on having your babies?!”

Luffy’s eyes grew wide, and he winced. “Dad! I’m not—!”

“No, Luffy!” Archer was in full rant mode, pacing now, still clutching Luffy’s ear. “We are not having this talk again! What is it with you and not understanding the birds and the bees?!” Archer’s voice was almost shaking with fury. “I swear, Luffy, if you get anyone pregnant right now, I will skin you alive!”

At that point, Luffy gave up on trying to escape and slumped back onto the sofa, resigned to his fate while everyone else seemed to slowly take a step back. Zoro had long since darted behind the couch to avoid any stray yelling or potential ear-pulling.

The Straw Hats, knowing better than to intervene during one of Archer’s famous rants, exchanged knowing glances and murmured amongst themselves. Giles and Nami made small talk, their eyes occasionally flicking to Archer as he went off like a ticking time bomb. Robin raised an eyebrow at the situation but seemed content to wait it out.

The Roaring Pirates, meanwhile, had grown skilled in the art of ignoring Archer’s rants over the years. Ace, for one, leaned casually against a wall, nonchalantly glancing at Sanji, who seemed far more interested in kissing him than getting involved.

Rosinante, meanwhile, was staring at his husband with a resigned look on his face. He loved Archer, but sometimes the man could be terrifying when it came to his children. As he was about to step in to save Luffy from his father’s wrath, the voice of someone new interrupted the chaos.

“I can explain everything about Joyboy,” the voice said calmly.

Archer froze mid-rant, eyes widening in surprise. Luffy, too, stopped squirming, looking up in confusion.

And in strolled none other than Dr. Vegapunk himself, the brilliant scientist who had been working on a number of groundbreaking projects across the world.

Archer stared at Dr. Vegapunk, trying not to let his eyebrows twitch. The man looked… well, strange. The way his head was so large compared to his body, and the fact that he looked like he had walked out of Giles weird books, just made Archer feel even more on edge. It didn’t help that Vegapunk had the aura of someone who knew far too much, and that made Archer uncomfortable.

Vegapunk, however, didn’t seem to care about the judgment in Archer’s eyes. Instead, he pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose and began to explain, his voice calm and collected.

“Joyboy, the Sun God Nika, the Ancient Kingdom... these are all interconnected in ways you might not fully understand yet, but I will do my best to explain,” he began, pacing slowly as he spoke.

Archer shifted uncomfortably. He had been expecting answers, but not this many answers. He had a feeling things were about to get even messier.

Vegapunk continued. “The legend of Joyboy is tied to the mythical Sun God Nika, a figure who is said to have been a symbol of freedom, joy, and liberation. Nika was a beacon for those oppressed by the World Government. The Sun God was said to have been a force of immense power, someone who would rise against tyranny and injustice.”

Archer was starting to get an inkling of where this was going, and it made his stomach twist. "Sounds like a hero," he muttered, though he wasn’t sure if he believed in such fairytales anymore.

Vegapunk nodded, unfazed by Archer’s cynicism. “Exactly. But what’s most important about Nika is that the title of ‘Joyboy’ seems to be a mantle passed down through generations. The ‘Will of D,’ as it's called, is a significant part of this. The D represents bloodlines, a will that refuses to bend to oppression, to the World Government. It is a mark of resistance, of fighting for freedom against overwhelming odds.”

Archer felt his heart race. The Will of D... It was the reason his family had been hunted, the reason the world had always been so fucking hostile to them. Always feeling the weight of a target on his back.

Vegapunk paused, and Archer could see him glancing between him, Ace, and Luffy. He seemed to be choosing his words carefully now. “The D is not a curse, as many believe. It’s a gift, a legacy. The families who carry it are often marked for destruction by the World Government, as they see the D as a threat to their control. That’s why you’ve been hunted, and why your family—all of your family—has had such a hard time.”

Archer’s fists clenched at his sides, and he looked away. He could feel the rage building up inside him again, a familiar, cold fury that had been with him for most of his life. The government. The fucking government. They had made him, his family, and all the others like them outcasts, enemies simply because of the blood they carried. Because of a letter in their names.

Luffy, sensing the shift in mood, raised his hand nervously. “So, uh… you’re saying we’re like... special or something?”

Archer let out a dry laugh, glancing at his son. “That’s one way to put it.” He rubbed his eyes, feeling the exhaustion hit him all at once. This was just too much. It was like a whole other layer of bullshit had been added to everything he’d already been through.

“So all of this... the government hunting us, the attacks, the labels, the constant running… It’s all because of that damn D?” Archer’s voice was almost a growl now.

Vegapunk nodded. “Yes. The D represents the will to challenge authority, to fight for what is right no matter the cost. And throughout history, those with the D have played pivotal roles in the world's events—often against the World Government’s interests.”

Ace was unusually quiet, his gaze distant as he processed everything. “So… what does that mean for us? For me, Ace, Law and Luffy?” he asked, finally speaking up.

Vegapunk’s expression softened, almost apologetically. “It means you are part of something much bigger than any of us fully understand right now. But the Will of D is a legacy of revolution, of change. And with it comes both great power and great danger.”

Archer let out a frustrated sigh, trying to wrap his head around everything. “So, we’re supposed to be some kind of... rebels?” He looked at his family, at his sons, and then at Rosinante, who had been quietly listening. It didn’t feel like it had to be this way. It didn’t have to be all about bloodlines and the past.

“Well, I wouldn’t say rebels…” Vegapunk began, but Archer interrupted him with a sharp wave of his hand.

“Yeah, whatever,” Archer muttered under his breath. “Rebels, freedom fighters, whatever the hell you want to call it.” He rubbed his eyes again, feeling a headache coming on. “It’s just a damn mess, isn’t it?”

Ace chuckled dryly, a sad smile tugging at his lips. “Seems like that’s the story of our lives, huh?”

“Yeah,” Archer said, shaking his head. “A big, messy, fucked-up story.”

Archer sighed deeply, feeling the weight of everything that had happened—and everything still to come—press down on him. He looked over at Rosinante, his eyes tired and full of frustration, but also a silent plea for help. He needed his husband to take charge, to make sense of all this mess.

Rosinante caught his gaze and, without saying a word, nodded. He knew Archer well enough to understand the silent request. They’d been through too much together for words to be needed sometimes. Rosinante stepped forward, taking a deep breath to steady himself. In his usual calm, gentle voice, he asked, "So, what happens now?"

Archer was about to follow up with something, but before he could, Vegapunk—the mad genius—flashed a smile that almost made Archer want to strangle him.

“Ah, well," Vegapunk began, completely unfazed by the tension in the room, "in fifteen minutes, we’ll be attacked by an Elder and Kizaru. It’ll be rather fun, I think. We’ve got time.”

Archer just blinked, then threw his hands up in the air. “Well, shit.”

Chapter 93: Truth will out

Summary:

Not a horse
God bro Gin
Honey
Figthing
Soo, he just died?
Coup de what?
Well shit
Screw this shit.

Notes:

Hey everyone!
Sorry for the slow update.

Chapter Text

Well, fucking shit. Screw Vegapunk. Screw that fucker Kizaru. And the biggest fuckfinger to the World Government. Archer was steaming, his mind a whirlwind of anger, frustration, and disbelief. He’d faced a lot of bullshit in his life—a lot of it—but this? This was testing every shred of patience he had left.

He stalked across the room, his boots hitting the floor harder than necessary, as the rest of the others started shouting and scrambling to prepare for the incoming assault. Weapons were being grabbed, plans hastily discussed, but Archer couldn’t join in—not yet. He needed a moment. Just one fucking moment to breathe and process what the hell was going on.

Spotting the nearest wall, he leaned against it, crossing his arms over his chest. His golden eyes burned with frustration as he stared blankly at the floor. Vegapunk’s words were still echoing in his mind, rattling around like loose cannonballs. The ancient kingdom, Joyboy, the Will of D... It was too much. Too damn much.

He took a deep breath, trying to calm the storm inside him. “Shit,” he muttered under his breath, running a hand through his blond hair. His hands trembled slightly, and he clenched them into fists, hating the weakness. This wasn’t him. He didn’t get shaken, not like this. But Vegapunk’s revelations had hit him harder than any punch ever could.

Just as he felt himself starting to regain a shred of composure, his personal space was suddenly, rudely invaded. Archer stiffened, his head snapping up to find none other than Vegapunk standing way too close for comfort. The mad scientist was looking at him with an expression of unrestrained curiosity, his strange, bulbous head tilted slightly to the side.

“What the fuck are you—” Archer started, but before he could finish, Vegapunk’s hands were on him. On his face. The scientist’s fingers poked and prodded, tilting Archer’s head this way and that, as if he were some kind of lab specimen. Archer’s mouth fell open in shock, and that was a mistake, because Vegapunk took it as an invitation to inspect his teeth.

Letting out an unmanly squawk, Archer jerked back, snarling. “What the fuck are you doing?!” His voice was loud enough to make everyone in the room freeze for a split second before resuming their frantic preparations. Archer’s eyes burned with barely contained rage as he glared at Vegapunk, who didn’t seem fazed in the slightest.

“Fascinating,” Vegapunk said, completely ignoring Archer’s question. He adjusted his glasses and leaned in again, apparently intent on continuing his “inspection.” “I’ve always been curious about the genetic makeup of the D clans, and a mix like you and your son Ace? Such unique features… Your jawline, for instance…”

“Back. The fuck. Off,” Archer growled, his voice low and dangerous, fangs showing. His hands twitched at his sides, itching to shove the madman away, but he forced himself to hold back. Barely. He was one second away from exploding, and everyone in the room could feel it.

Rosinante and Luffy, sensing the impending eruption, bolted over to intervene.

“Vegapunk! Step away from my husband!” Rosinante’s voice was firm but polite as he placed a hand on the scientist’s shoulder, gently pulling him back. His tall frame towered over Vegapunk, but the scientist seemed entirely unaffected by the looming presence of an irate husband.

Luffy, meanwhile, placed himself between Archer and Vegapunk, grinning nervously. “Hey, hey, it’s fine, Dad! He’s just weird! You don’t have to… uh… punch him or anything, right?”

“Weird?!” Archer snapped, his golden eyes blazing. He jabbed a finger in Vegapunk’s direction. “That freak just stuck his fingers in my mouth, Luffy! What the hell am I supposed to do, give him a gold star?!”

Rosinante sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Vegapunk, you need to stop treating people like lab experiments. Especially my husband. He’s… not exactly known for his patience.”

“Hmm,” Vegapunk said thoughtfully, tapping his chin. He didn’t apologize, of course. Instead, he turned to Rosinante, completely ignoring Archer’s murderous glare. “Fascinating genetics run in your family too, I presume? Might I—”

“NO,” Rosinante and Archer said in unison, their voices sharp enough to cut steel.

Vegapunk held up his hands in surrender, though his expression was anything but apologetic. “Very well, very well. But do let me know if you change your minds. My research could benefit greatly from a… closer look at your… unique traits.”

Archer growled, and Rosinante quickly stepped in, placing a calming hand on his husband’s shoulder. “Let it go, love,” Rosinante murmured, his voice soothing. “He’s… harmless. Annoying, but harmless.”

Archer took a deep breath, his fists clenching and unclenching as he fought to rein in his temper. Finally, he gave a curt nod, though the glare he shot Vegapunk promised retribution if the scientist tried anything like that again.

“Fine,” he muttered, stepping back. “But if he touches me again, I’m killing him myself. I don’t care how fucking smart he is.”

Rosinante chuckled softly, giving Archer’s shoulder a reassuring squeeze. “Fair enough.”

Luffy let out a relieved laugh, scratching the back of his head. “Man, Dad, you really need to relax. You’re always so… intense.”

Archer shot his youngest son a look that could have frozen magma. “Don’t push your luck, kid.”

And with that, he turned on his heel, stalking off to find some peace before the shitstorm Vegapunk had promised inevitably descended upon them.

 

Archer slumped down next to Gin and Katakuri, letting out a long, exasperated sigh. His hands were balled into fists on his knees, and he leaned his head back against the wall, staring at the ceiling like it had personally offended him. For once, neither Gin nor Katakuri said anything, and Archer was grateful for their silence. Gin, ever the simple comfort, just gave him a solid pat on the back. No words. Just that. Archer appreciated the hell out of it.

"Good man, Gin," he muttered under his breath. "You know when to shut up."

Katakuri raised an eyebrow but said nothing, instead crossing his arms and scanning the room with his usual stoic vigilance. Archer couldn’t tell if the big guy was watching for threats or just avoiding the chaos of the others, but either way, he didn’t care.

Across the room, Archer caught the sound of Vegapunk’s unmistakably enthusiastic voice rambling to Robin. Dr. Creep, as Archer had dubbed him, was practically buzzing with energy.

“Fascinating, absolutely fascinating!” Vegapunk exclaimed, gesturing wildly with those spindly arms of his. “Both of Archer’s parents were D’s, and his son Ace—oh, remarkable! He has three entire bloodlines of the D within him! A genetic miracle, truly!”

Archer gritted his teeth, fingers drumming impatiently on his thigh. The man just couldn’t shut up, could he?

Robin, ever the composed one, gave Vegapunk a small, measured smile, tilting her head slightly as she spoke. “Doctor, while I understand your curiosity, I would strongly suggest you not push Archer’s buttons.”

“Buttons?” Vegapunk blinked, tilting his head like an inquisitive bird.

“Yes,” Robin replied smoothly, her smile growing a fraction wider. “Unlike the Straw Hats, the Roaring Pirates have no qualms about killing someone who annoys them. Perhaps you should tone it down a little.”

That got a laugh out of Gin, a quiet snort from Katakuri, and an almost imperceptible smirk from Archer himself.

Robin continued, her voice calm but with a sly undertone. “After the fighting, if you behave, I might be able to ask Archer and Ace if they’re willing to answer some of your questions. But only if you behave.”

Vegapunk, utterly oblivious to the potential danger, nodded so eagerly that his giant head nearly toppled him over. “Of course, of course! I’ll wait until after the battle. Oh, I have so many questions!”

Archer rolled his eyes so hard he swore he saw the back of his skull. “Fantastic,” he muttered sarcastically. “Can’t wait to be your science project.”

“Don’t worry,” Gin said quietly, his voice calm. “I’ll knock him out if he gets too close again.”

Archer gave Gin a sidelong glance, then chuckled despite himself. “You know, Gin? You’re my favorite today.”

Gin just shrugged, but Archer could see the small twitch of a grin on his lips.

Rosinante, stepped forward and asked the question everyone else was too distracted to ask. “What exactly can we expect in terms of enemies?”

Vegapunk grinned that maddening grin of his, the kind that screamed, I know something you don’t. He began to launch into his explanation, talking at a speed that could rival Luffy on a sugar rush.

“Well, of course, we’ll have Seraphims! Marvelous creations, truly, though a bit temperamental under the wrong circumstances. Then there’s CP0—deadly, efficient, and utterly loyal to the World Government, so they’ll stop at nothing. Oh, and don’t forget the Elder. A true powerhouse, one of the mightiest among the Five—”

“Yeah, yeah, great,” Archer interrupted, waving a hand impatiently. “What the hell is a Seraphim?”

“Oh, fascinating creatures!” Vegapunk exclaimed, beaming as though he’d been waiting for this question his entire life. “They’re the pinnacle of military engineering—genetically enhanced, cybernetic warriors with Lunarian DNA and Devil Fruit abilities. They’re practically unstoppable—”

“Cool. Wish I hadn’t asked,” Archer grumbled, pinching the bridge of his nose.

“And of course,” Vegapunk continued, as though he hadn’t been interrupted, “there’s Admiral Kizaru. A man of light, swift and deadly. Quite the thorn in your side, if I recall correctly.”

Quite the thorn?” Archer let out a bitter laugh. “That bastard’s been a pain in my ass since day one. Guy doesn’t know when to quit.”

At that, Raya, who had been leaning against a nearby table and sharpening one of her daggers, grinned wickedly. “Don’t worry, Captain,” she said, twirling the blade between her fingers. “My daggers and I have a date with Kizaru. And trust me, it’s gonna end with penetration.”

The room went dead silent for a moment before Penguin loudly shouted, “HONEY!

That did it. Archer and Gin both burst into uncontrollable laughter, Gin doubling over and Archer slapping the wall for support.

Honey?” Archer wheezed, trying to catch his breath. “Oh, that’s gold! Penguin, you call her honey? I can’t—”

Gin, between bouts of laughter, managed to choke out, “Penguin and Honey! I’m never letting this go.”

Raya, who had already started to turn red with embarrassment, shot them both a murderous glare. “You wanna die laughing, boys? Because I can make it happen!”

But before she could launch one of her daggers at either of them, the entire room shuddered. Dust and debris started to fall from the ceiling, and a distant, ominous rumble filled the air.

Rosinante straightened, his hand instinctively going to his hammer. “It’s begun,” he said grimly.

Archer pushed off the wall, his grin fading as his battle instincts kicked in. He cracked his knuckles, rolling his shoulders as he muttered, “Well, fucking shit. Let’s go give these bastards a proper Roaring welcome.”

 

 

Archer grunted, wiping blood—some his, some not—from his cheek with the back of his hand. He felt like he’d been fighting for hours, maybe days, as marines fell left and right beneath his fists. The battlefield was a mess of chaos and noise: screams, explosions, the clashing of blades.

And then there were those things—miniature Mihawk and Crocodile clones, their eyes cold and mechanical, moving with unsettling precision. What the actual fuck? Archer thought, slamming a fist into a marine’s gut and sending the poor bastard flying. He couldn’t wait to survive this mess just so he could tell Mihawk and Crocodile. Two teenage robotic knockoffs of them fighting for the World Government? Oh, they were going to freak. Hell, Archer might even bring popcorn to watch their reactions.

But that was a problem for later. Right now, he had to deal with the very real and very annoying clones swinging swords and summoning sandstorms like they were the real deal. Not to mention the endless wave of marines still pouring in.

At some point during the chaos, a weird girl with pink hair had joined their side. She was scrappy, fast, and clearly had a bone to pick with the marines. Someone shouted her name—Bonney, or something like that—and mentioned she was Kuma’s daughter. Cool, Archer thought, planting a knee into another marine’s gut. He’d heard stories about the Warlord turned Government lapdog, and it was good to know his bloodline was strong.

Everyone was giving it their all in the fight, but the marines just kept coming. It was like trying to drain the ocean with a teaspoon. Archer was starting to feel the weight of exhaustion creeping in when he suddenly found himself fighting shoulder to shoulder with Usopp.

The sniper wasn’t bad in a fight, much to Archer’s surprise. He wasn’t flashy or particularly strong, but he had a way of landing sneaky, devastating shots that kept the marines on their toes.

“Not bad, Usopp!” Archer shouted over the din, slamming a marine to the ground and twisting to parry a blade aimed at his side.

“Not bad?!” Usopp retorted, puffing out his chest even as he fired another shot. “I’m great, thank you very much!”

“Yeah, yeah, don’t get cocky, kid.” Archer’s eyes flicked across the battlefield, locking onto a familiar figure of golden light. There he is. Kizaru. The bastard was darting through their ranks like a goddamn pinball, cutting down allies with laser-like precision.

Archer grinned. Time for some fun. “Hey, Usopp!” he called, ducking under a marine’s blade and slamming his elbow into the guy’s face. “Think you can launch me at that glowing asshole with one of your fancy contraptions?”

“What?!” Usopp yelped, turning to gape at him. “Are you insane?!”

“Maybe a little,” Archer admitted, his grin widening. “So, can you do it or not?”

Usopp started to rant—something about physics, safety, and how he wasn’t a human catapult—but Archer tuned him out. Before the sniper could even finish his tirade, a shadow loomed behind Archer.

“I’ll do it,” Katakuri said calmly, picking Archer up like he weighed nothing.

“Thanks, Kuri!” Archer yelled, bracing himself as the sweet commander hurled him through the air with a strength that defied reason.

“Stop bitching, Usopp,” Katakuri added, his voice carrying over the chaos.

Archer couldn’t help but laugh as he soared toward Kizaru, wind rushing past him. He tightened his fists, readying himself for impact.

“Oi, Kizaru!” he shouted mid-flight. “Bet you didn’t see this coming!”

The Admiral barely had time to glance up before Archer barreled into him, fists swinging and laughter echoing through the battlefield.

The fighting dragged on, stretching into what felt like an eternity. Blades clashed, guns fired, and devil fruit abilities tore through the battlefield, but no matter how many marines they took down, more seemed to pour in like an unstoppable tide. It was turning into a stalemate. A really frustrating, really sucky stalemate.

Archer grit his teeth as he slammed another marine into the ground, only to spin around and parry a sword aimed at his back. Sweat dripped into his eyes, his muscles burned, and his fists ached. He wasn’t the only one feeling it, either. Everyone was slowing down—Raya’s hair was plastered to her face, Gin was bleeding from a gash on his arm, and even Katakuri looked like he’d seen better days.

And just when Archer thought things couldn’t get any worse, he appeared.

Oh, fuck me,” Archer muttered as the Elder finally made his entrance, stepping onto the battlefield like some big bad final boss. His robes billowed in an unnatural breeze, and his aura was... wrong. It was the kind of presence that made the hair on the back of Archer’s neck stand on end.

“Is that...?” Rosinante started, his voice trailing off.

“Yup,” Archer replied, popping his neck. “That’s one of them, all right. An Elder.”

And then, just to add a cherry on top of the shit sundae, the old bastard transformed.

In the blink of an eye, the Elder’s body contorted and grew, limbs twisting and elongating until he towered over them, his grotesque form resembling a massive spider. Eight legs bristling with sharp, spiked hairs jutted out from his body, and his many eyes gleamed with malice.

Oh, come on!” Archer yelled, throwing his hands in the air. “A giant fucking spider? Really?! Yay us!”

The monstrous Elder let out a guttural screech before lunging forward, tearing through their ranks with terrifying speed. Archer barely dodged one of the spindly legs, diving out of the way as it embedded itself into the ground where he’d just been standing.

For the first time in a long time, a pit of doubt formed in Archer’s stomach. As much as he hated to admit it, they might not make it out of this one.

They were outnumbered, outgunned, and now they had to deal with that thing. Archer’s mind raced, trying to come up with a plan, any plan, but nothing seemed good enough.

And then, just as despair started to creep in, a familiar voice cut through the chaos.

“Gomu Gomu no…”

Archer’s head snapped toward the sound, and his eyes widened. Luffy, his youngest brat of a son, was grinning ear to ear as his body began to change. His hair turned white, his eyes gleamed with a playful light, and his entire form seemed to glow with an otherworldly energy.

“Nika,” Archer muttered under his breath. He still didn’t fully understand what the hell this transformation was—Joyboy? Nika? Some kind of god?—but damn if it wasn’t impressive.

And then, before anyone could blink, Luffy launched himself at both Kizaru and the Elder with an enthusiasm that could only belong to him.

What happened next was pure chaos.

Luffy’s movements were impossible to follow, his limbs stretching and twisting in ways that defied logic as he delivered blow after blow. Kizaru, for all his speed and precision, couldn’t keep up, and the Elder’s grotesque spider form was no match for Luffy’s raw, unrelenting power.

Archer couldn’t help but laugh, a mix of relief and pride bubbling up in his chest as he watched his youngest son absolutely wreck their enemies. “That’s my boy!” he shouted, punching a marine in the face for good measure.

Rosinante, standing beside him, let out a low whistle. “He’s... something else,” he said, a small smile tugging at his lips.

“Yeah,” Archer replied, grinning like an idiot. “He really is.”

As the battlefield erupted with cheers from their allies, Archer felt a flicker of hope reignite in his chest. Maybe, just maybe, they’d make it out of this alive after all.

 

Not everything went to plan.

In fact, everything went to hell.

Kizaru, the light-speed bastard, managed to pull a move no one saw coming. One second, Vegapunk was barking out orders, rambling on about some last-minute plan to stop the Elder and the Seraphims, and the next—boom. Just like that, Kizaru ended him.

Archer’s jaw dropped, his brain short-circuiting for a moment.

Are you fucking kidding me?!” he roared, fists clenching so hard his knuckles cracked. “After all that bullshit we went through to save him? After all the running, fighting, and near-death moments—he just dies?!”

It was like working a grueling day, dragging your ass through sweat and grime, knowing a cold beer was waiting for you at the end of it, only to find the fridge empty. Disappointing didn’t even begin to cover it.

And then, to twist the knife even further, Kizaru—who Archer now firmly believed was the most annoying bastard on the planet—had the audacity to yell something about a Buster Call.

Oh, for fuck’s sake!” Archer yelled, his voice cutting through the chaos. “Everyone, get the fuck out of here! Egghead’s about to go boom!”

And just like that, it was a mad dash for survival.

The marines weren’t even the problem anymore—it was the clock ticking down to utter annihilation. Chaos broke out as everyone scrambled to escape. Rosinante, moving faster than Archer had ever seen, had a passed-out Raya slung over his shoulder, her arms and legs dangling limply as he sprinted toward the ship. Franky had Chopper tucked under one arm like a football, his giant legs pounding against the ground.

And Archer? Archer spotted Robin standing frozen in the middle of it all, her eyes wide and unblinking, her body stiff as a statue.

“Shit,” he muttered under his breath. He didn’t have to guess why—he’d heard what happened to Ohara. He knew. And now, staring down another Buster Call, it was clear she was paralyzed by fear, stuck in the past.

Not today, Robin!” Archer yelled as he ran to her, scooping her up and slinging her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. “We’re not doing this again!”

She didn’t respond, but he could feel her trembling, her hands clutching at the back of his coat as he bolted toward the Silence.

The sound of explosions grew louder, the ground shaking beneath their feet as debris started falling from the sky. Archer didn’t dare look back. He didn’t need to—he could feel the destruction creeping closer, like death breathing down his neck.

They reached the ships just in time. Franky was already rigging the Silence to the Thousand Sunny, yelling orders at everyone to hold on to something. “I’m activating the blast! Both ships are gonna fly, so don’t fall off!”

Fly?!” Archer bellowed. “Franky, what the fuck does that even mean—”

He didn’t get to finish his sentence because the next thing he knew, the Silence and the Sunny shot into the air like rockets, propelled by some insane burst of energy.

Archer barely managed to grab onto the railing in time, his legs dangling as the ship soared upward. He spotted Timble—a blur of flailing limbs—flying through the air like a tiny ragdoll.

Oh, hell no!” Archer growled, reaching out and snagging the poor guy out of the air, pulling him in before he could become a pancake on the ground below.

“Thanks, Cap!” Timble wheezed, clutching onto Archer for dear life.

“Don’t mention it!” Archer snapped, gripping the railing with one hand and Timble with the other, Robin still over his shoulder. “Just hold on and pray Franky doesn’t blow us all up in the process!”

Behind him, Rosinante was laughing—laughing—as he held a still-unconscious Raya tightly, the wind whipping through his blond hair.

Archer couldn’t help but grin, despite the insanity of it all. This was their life. Insane, chaotic, and constantly on the edge of destruction.

And damn it, he wouldn’t trade it for anything.

 

Archer’s heart pounded in his chest as he surveyed the deck, eyes flicking from one battered form to the next. His own body felt heavy, bruised and sore, but nothing compared to the worry that gnawed at him for Ace and Luffy. The two of them, as reckless as ever, had taken hits for the crew, and now, standing in the aftermath, Archer's first priority was making sure they were okay.

His boots thudded across the wooden deck as he rushed to them, his gaze scanning their faces. Blood streaked down Luffy’s face, and Ace’s side was a mess of rips and burns, but neither of them seemed as badly hurt as he feared. Archer’s breath caught in his throat as Luffy’s arms wrapped around him, a vice grip that spoke more than words ever could.

“I’m fine, dad!” Luffy’s voice was a little shaky, but there was that familiar grin on his face.

Ace followed suit, his strong arms pulling Archer close. “We’re okay,” he reassured, voice strained but solid.

Relief flooded Archer, but it was fleeting, like water through his fingers. Raya—his best friend, his anchor—was still out cold, and Chopper was already on the scene, tending to everyone with his usual frantic urgency. Archer barely registered Nami's call to Franky to bring the screen. His focus narrowed, his instincts kicking in.

He turned his head to the side, eyes locking onto the tension rippling through the crew. Something was happening—something big. Nami’s voice rang out with a strange urgency.

“Franky, get the screen! Vegapunk said if he died, there was a backup plan... a hidden bomb."

Archer froze, his pulse quickening. A bomb? What the hell was Vegapunk thinking? But it wasn’t just any bomb—Nami’s voice was tight, grim with the weight of what she was saying.

“A message,” she added, her words slicing through the tension like a blade. “To the world. Everything the World Government wanted to hide.”

Archer’s stomach twisted. The weight of the situation settled over him like a heavy cloak, and a cold knot formed in his chest. What could Vegapunk possibly have uncovered? What had he left for the world to see?

The screen flickered to life, its glow harsh in the night air, and Archer’s breath caught in his throat. His hand instinctively reached for Rosinante’s, the sudden surge of anxiety choking the words in his throat. His husband’s hand enveloped his, pulling him close as though to anchor him to the moment.

The tension was thick. Even Luffy, Ace, and the others remained still, their faces a mixture of confusion and concern. It was as though the world itself held its breath, waiting for the storm to break.

Then, the figure of Vegapunk appeared on the screen, his face both calm and heavy with the weight of what he was about to reveal. Archer’s grip tightened on Rosinante’s hand, his mind racing as Vegapunk’s voice broke the silence.

“The ancient weapons… they are not just stories. They exist,” Vegapunk’s words rang out, and Archer felt his stomach drop. The weight of those words settled over him like a physical force. The ancient weapons, the tools of mass destruction that had ravaged the world centuries ago… and now, they still existed, waiting to be activated.

Holy shit, Archer thought. His eyes widened in disbelief, but there was no time for denial. The truth was staring them all in the face.

“Eight hundred years ago, these weapons caused devastation,” Vegapunk continued, his eyes sharp and unflinching. “And they are still waiting… waiting for the right hands to activate them.”

Archer’s heart pounded in his chest. A cold wave of dread washed over him. This can’t be real... he thought, but the fear gnawing at his gut told him that it was.

“This world is on the brink of another catastrophe,” Vegapunk’s voice grew more grave. “A catastrophe that will rival the destruction of the past. The events of the past are not gone—they are merely waiting, dormant, for the moment to strike again.”

Fear coiled tightly within Archer’s chest, and Rosinante’s presence beside him felt like the only thing keeping him grounded in the midst of this storm. The world was teetering on the edge, and Vegapunk’s warning was more than just a whisper in the wind. It was a call to arms.

Then Vegapunk spoke of the One Piece, his words carrying an ominous weight.

“The fate of the world lies in the hands of whoever claims the One Piece,” Vegapunk continued. “It is not merely treasure; it is a key. A key to shaping the future of the world.”

Archer’s mind raced, trying to piece together what this meant. The One Piece—something that had always seemed like a legendary prize, a goal for pirates to chase. But now, it seemed to have a purpose far greater than anyone had ever imagined. The fate of the entire world rested on it.

And then came the most shocking part.

“The inheritors of the ‘Will of D.’ must rise,” Vegapunk urged, his voice growing more insistent, as if pleading with the very fabric of destiny itself. “Your role in these coming events is crucial. It is your destiny to fulfill the legacy left behind.”

Archer’s blood ran cold. The Will of D... His family, his lineage—the Portgas clan, the Rocks clan—was a part of this. But Vegapunk wasn’t done yet.

“All the D clans must rally together,” Vegapunk continued, his eyes flashing with urgency. “The Gol, Rocks, Monkey, and Trafalgar clans are already behind the Portgas clan. Now, the Nefatari and Jaguar D. clans must join the alliance too.”

As the words hit like a hammer to the chest, the screen flickered and went dark. The silence that followed was deafening.

Archer stood there, mouth agape, his mind spinning. His body trembled with the weight of what he had just heard. His breath came in shallow gasps, his chest tightening as the reality of the message hit him full force.

The world was about to change. And his family—his bloodline—was at the center of it all.

Rosinante pulled him closer, his hand still firm around his, but Archer could barely process it. His mind was awash in a storm of thoughts, doubts, and fears. The Nefatari and Jaguar D. clans... The implications of Vegapunk’s words seemed impossible to grasp all at once.

But one thing was clear: Archer’s family, the Portgas clan, was not just caught in the middle of this storm—they were leading it. And the weight of that responsibility threatened to crush him in ways he couldn’t yet comprehend.

“We need to move,” Rosinante’s voice was low, but steady. “This... this is only the beginning.”

Archer nodded, his throat tight with emotion. There was no turning back now. The world was waking up, and their role in this destiny was more significant than they ever imagined.

Chapter 94: What is safety?

Summary:

A sad day really
Grandpapa
Drama queen Archer
Sake
Spade and the last of the whites
Oh yeah, that island
No sleep for Croc and Hawk
Pillowtalk
One down, one to go
Safety?

Notes:

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Archer had crawled up into the crow’s nest, six-pack of beer in hand, needing—no, demanding—just five minutes of peace. Just five. Was that too much to ask?

Life had always been crazy, but now? Now it was like the universe had decided to personally screw with him. He popped open a beer and took a long swig, leaning back against the wooden railing as the salty breeze swept over him. His mind drifted back to his childhood, to his parents sitting him and Rouge down and telling them the same damn thing over and over.

“All the Ds have a role to play someday.”

Yeah, well, someday just had to happen now, didn’t it? And of course, of course, it had to be him stepping up as the oldest and, let’s face it, the sanest adult around, which, in it self was sad. (Garp didn’t count, and neither did Teach. For very obvious reasons. And fuck Dragon.)

Archer sighed, chugging another beer before grabbing the next one. Leader of the D clans. What a joke. He was just trying to keep his own family together, keep Rosinante from walking into walls, make sure Ace didn’t burn everything down, Luffy eating everything, and trying to find Law and Sabo plus keeping the girls safe, and now suddenly he had to be the damn figurehead of a rebellion against the world government? Fantastic.

He was finishing his fifth beer when he heard voices from below. Tama and Luc. Finally, something good. The girls had been visiting Sengoku, which was a whole other thing to stress about, but at least they were back. Good. He needed his girls right now. He needed some kind of stability.

Then he saw them.

And nearly had a fucking heart attack.

His girls—his little girls—were standing there, dressed in miniature Marine uniforms. Hats, coats, the whole damn package. His heart slammed against his ribs, his eye twitched, and he felt a vein in his forehead throb dangerously.

“What the fuck are you wearing?!” he bellowed, nearly tumbling out of the crow’s nest in his rush to get down.

Tama and Luc only giggled, twirling in their tiny Marine outfits. “Grandpapa gave them to us!”

Inside, Archer was already cursing Sengoku to the deepest pits of hell. That old bastard was definitely laughing at him right now. Oh, he could see it—Sengoku sitting there, smug as all hell, probably sipping tea while picturing Archer’s reaction. The gall of that man!

Grasping his chest as if mortally wounded, Archer staggered onto the deck, flopping onto the wood as if he had just been betrayed by the world itself. “My own daughters,” he wailed, rolling onto his back. “Corrupted by the enemy! This is the worst day of my life!”

Rosinante, the traitor, had the audacity to laugh. “They look cute,” he said, arms crossed, lips twitching with amusement.

Archer gasped, pointing an accusatory finger at his husband. “Et tu, Rosi?!”

Tama and Luc burst into more giggles, clearly entertained by their father’s theatrics. Rosinante, the backstabber, only smirked and patted Archer’s head like he was the child in this situation.

“C’mon, love, it’s just clothes,” Rosinante chuckled. “They’re not actually joining the Marines.”

Archer sat up, eyes narrowed in suspicion. “They better not be.” He turned to the girls, eyes gleaming. “You two aren’t planning on betraying dear old Dad for the Navy, right?”

Tama grinned, shaking her head. “Nope! But Grandpapa said we could wear them to scare people.”

Luc nodded eagerly. “And it worked!”

Archer groaned, rubbing his temples. This was it. This was how he died. Not in some grand battle, not in a clash against the World Government, but because Sengoku had turned his daughters into mini-Marines just to screw with him.

Rosinante, still laughing, crouched next to him. “You’ll live.”

Archer sighed, looking up at the sky. “You all want me dead, don’t you?”

The only answer he got was more laughter and the sound of his girls running off, still in those damn uniforms.

Sengoku was so going to pay for this.

Then Ace called him, asking if he could talk to him for a moment. Archer shrugged; well, it couldn't be worse than miniature marines. So into the Galley he went (while Rosinante and Giles were talking to Franky about repairing the front of the Silence, which had been ripped loose under their dramatic escape from Egghead Island). What he saw when he entered the Galley made him stop. Ace sat at the dinner table, papers strewn all over, ink smudged on his cheek, and a very serious (and unlike Ace) look in his eyes. Carefully, Archer sat down, asking him what was up and why all the mess.

Ace let out a frustrated sigh, running a hand through his hair. "I'm trying to contact what's left of Whitebeard's crew and my old one, the Spade Pirates. They need to know what's coming. We need all the help we can get."

Archer raised an eyebrow, nodding. "Good thinking. Have you had any luck?"

"Yeah," Ace said, exhaling. "I talked to Marco and Deuce. They're spreading the word. But it's a lot, you know? Trying to rally people when everything is so... uncertain."

Archer studied his son for a moment before placing a firm hand on his shoulder. "You're doing the right thing, Ace. And you’re not doing it alone. We’ll all stand together in this. I’m proud of you."

Ace looked away, a faint blush creeping up his face. "Tch. No need to get all sentimental, old man."

Archer smirked. "Too bad, I’m your dad. It’s my job."

Ace rolled his eyes but grinned before shifting slightly in his seat. "By the way... is it cool if Sanji stays over for a bit? Since we're heading to an island to restock and figure things out?"

Archer shrugged. "You’re a grown man. Do what you want."

Ace grinned wider, relief evident on his face. "Thanks, Dad."

Archer chuckled, leaning back in his chair. "Just don’t burn the ship down with all the sparks flying between you two."

Ace groaned, tossing a crumpled piece of paper at him while Archer laughed.

 

Nami called everyone to gather on the deck of the Sunny, Archer lazily dragged himself over, already sensing the impending shitstorm. They needed to decide where to sail next to restock, which was fair enough. Given that all the Roaring Pirates, five of the Heart Pirates, plus Katakuri and Brulee were currently on board, it was bound to be a lively discussion.

Out of nowhere, Sanji and Zoro started fighting—because of course, they did.

“I need a damn vacation! And sake! You drank ALL the sake stupid mosshead!” Sanji yelled, his cigarette nearly falling from his lips as he swung a kick at Zoro, who blocked it with a clang of his sword.

“Maybe if you weren’t such an uptight curly-browed idiot, you wouldn’t need one!” Zoro shot back, shoving against Sanji’s kick with brute force.

Archer, already tuning them out, plopped himself down between Brook and Raya. Brook sipped his tea with an air of refined amusement, while Archer and Raya casually shared her bottle of rum.

Meanwhile, Tama and Luc had climbed onto Brook, giggling as they poked at his bones. “You’re the best thing since candy!” Tama declared, making Brook laugh heartily.

“Yohohoho! Such charming young ladies! I do hope you’ll let me regale you with a song later!” Brook offered, clearly pleased with the attention.

Nami, exasperated, grabbed Sanji and Zoro by the collars and knocked their heads together. “Both of you, shut up! We’re trying to plan here!” she scolded.

With order restored (somewhat), she unrolled a map and pointed at an island nearby. “This place should have what we need. It’s close, and we won’t waste time getting there.”

Archer took a sip of rum, seeing no problem with it—until Rosinante let out a heavy sigh and said flatly, “We can’t go there.”

Raising an eyebrow, Nami folded her arms. “And why not?” she asked.

Rosinante’s eyes flicked over to Archer and Timble. “Because last time we were there… some murders happened,” he said, pointedly.

A sudden realization dawned on Archer, and his hand instinctively rubbed the back of his neck. Oh. That island.

The memories hit him like a cannon blast—Raya’s old madam, the scheming bastards who had it coming. He and Timble had made sure of that. Eleven bodies, strung up naked on the city walls as a message. Yeah… that place was a no-go.

“Sheesh, that was a good night,” Archer muttered, sheepishly.

The Roaring Pirates immediately burst out laughing, while the Straw Hats looked thoroughly confused. Luffy, tilting his head, blinked at Archer. “Papa, why can’t Dad go back there?”

Before Archer could fumble out an excuse, Raya grinned proudly and announced, “Oh, because last time we were there, Archer and Timble assassinated eleven people and strung them up for everyone to see.”

A moment of silence. Then—

WHACK!

Nami smacked Archer hard enough to nearly knock him off the crate he was sitting on. “I swear, we can’t take you anywhere!” she groaned, rubbing her temples. “And you wonder where your kids get it from!”

Archer, still rubbing his head, scowled. “Hey, in my defense, they really had it coming.”

The Straw Hats collectively sighed. The Roaring Pirates? They were still laughing their asses off.

And so, the search for a new island continued.

 

Not wanting to be a part of the planning, Archer excused himself and went back to the Silence. He had a Den Den Mushi call to make. As he got ahold of Crocodile, he asked him to get Mihawk, because there was something they both needed to hear.

Once Mihawk was on the line, Archer got straight to the point. "Did you see Vegapunk's message?"

"We did," Crocodile replied, his tone unreadable. "What the hell happened?"

Archer exhaled sharply. "We fought against Kizaru and one of the Elders. It was a bloodbath. Vegapunk... he didn't make it. But before he died, he made sure the whole damn world knew the truth."

There was a beat of silence before Mihawk spoke. "And now every government dog will be after anyone associated with that message."

Archer chuckled darkly. "Yeah, well, what else is new?"

Then, a thought struck him. He smirked like a little shit. "Oh, by the way... I met your genetic offspring."

"What?" Mihawk's voice sharpened. Crocodile made a noise of displeasure.

"The Seraphims," Archer clarified, his grin widening. "Little clones of you two, made to fight for the government. And guess what? They do."

A rare moment of stunned silence followed.

Then Mihawk, usually the most composed, let out a clipped, irritated breath. "...You're joking."

"Wish I was. They’ve got your face, Mihawk. And Crocodile, yours too. And they are not on our side."

Crocodile cursed under his breath. "This just keeps getting better."

Grinning, Archer leaned back, feeling ridiculously pleased with himself. "Well, I just thought you should know. Enjoy sleeping at night knowing there's a mini-you out there working for the Marines."

And with that, he hung up, feeling very proud of himself.

Archer stretched as he made his way back to his cabin, rolling his shoulders with a tired sigh. The day's chaos had finally settled, and for once, the ship was quiet—no yelling, no fighting, and, thankfully, no miniature Marines running around giving him heart attacks. Just the sound of the waves lapping against the hull and the occasional creak of the Silence as it glided through the water.

Pushing open the door to his cabin, Archer wasted no time kicking off his boots and shrugging off his coat. His bed was calling to him, a blessed sanctuary of warmth and comfort. He practically dove into the pile of blankets and pillows, sighing in relief as he sank into the soft embrace of his bed.

Finally. Peace.

And then the door creaked open.

Archer groaned into his pillow. "Unless the ship's on fire or someone’s dying, go away."

A low chuckle answered him. "What if I just missed my husband?"

Archer cracked one eye open to see Rosinante leaning against the doorframe, arms crossed, amusement dancing in his eyes.

Archer huffed but smirked. "You see me every damn day, Rosi. You didn’t even miss me at dinner."

Rosinante pushed off the doorframe and shut the door behind him, walking over to the bed with lazy steps. "Maybe I just like seeing you when you’re not yelling at someone or getting smacked by Nami."

Archer scoffed. "Tch. Like I deserve that—” He paused, then winced. "Okay, maybe I deserved that one. But still."

Rosinante chuckled and sat on the edge of the bed, brushing Archer’s hair back with a warm hand. "You’ve had a long day."

"No shit," Archer mumbled, leaning into the touch. "And all I wanted was some damn sleep before someone inevitably wakes me up with another crisis."

Rosinante smirked. "So… that means I should let you sleep?"

Archer cracked a lazy grin, grabbing Rosinante by the collar and pulling him down into the blankets. "Nope."

With a surprised laugh, Rosinante tumbled into bed with him, wrapping his arms around Archer as the two sank into warmth and comfort.

Rosinante chuckled, running a lazy hand down Archer’s back as they lay tangled together in the dimly lit cabin. Archer was still catching his breath, his chest rising and falling against Rosinante’s. His legs felt like jelly, and he had half a mind to kick Rosinante just for making him feel like this—but, holy shit, it had been worth it.

"Y’know," Archer finally muttered, voice still a little rough, "you’re insufferable sometimes."

Rosinante hummed, pressing a kiss to Archer’s temple. "Mmm. And yet, here you are."

Archer rolled his eyes but made no move to pull away. Instead, he let himself settle deeper into Rosinante’s warmth, fingers tracing absent patterns over his chest. For a few moments, there was only the sound of their steady breathing, the soft creaking of the Silence as it moved through the waves.

Then Archer sighed. "We need to find them, Rosi. Law and Sabo."

Rosinante stilled for a second before his arms tightened around Archer. "...I know."

"When we do, we can join up with Luffy and his crew," Archer continued, his voice quieter now. "No more splitting up. No more running in circles. "

Rosinante exhaled, pressing his forehead against Archer’s. "Yeah," he murmured.

Then someone knocked on the door, like a sudden jolt, cutting through the peaceful quiet of their cabin. Archer groaned, barely able to keep his eyes open as he tangled with the blankets. "We're fucking! Come back in ten minutes!" he called out, his voice muffled as he turned away from Rosinante, who was still sprawled on his side of the bed.

But then came Rosinante’s voice. "Archer!"

Before Archer could protest, a familiar voice called out from the other side of the door. "Dad? Papa? It's me, Sabo."

Archer's heart skipped a beat, and in a blur of movement, both he and Rosinante were scrambling out of bed, pulling on pants with frantic urgency. Rosinante, was faster, and with a single tug, he almost tore the door off its hinges as he threw it open, yanking Sabo into a massive hug.

Archer was right behind him, unable to suppress the overwhelming rush of emotions that surged through him. In seconds, the three of them were collapsed onto the floor in a heap, crying uncontrollably, their faces buried in each other’s shoulders.

Sobbing, Archer managed to choke out, "What the fuck have you been doing? Why the hell did Koala call, crying, saying Dragon wanted to kill you? And did you really kill King Cobra? Why the hell did I have to call Dragon and threaten to kill the entire revolution if he touched a hair on your head?"

Sabo, still grinning despite the tears running down his cheeks, pulled back slightly to meet his dads' eyes. “I love you guys, even if you threatened to wipe out the entire revolution for me.” His grin grew a little mischievous as he sat up, brushing his messy hair out of his face. “But I didn’t kill King Cobra. I swear. The Elders, though... that’s a different story.”

As Sabo began to recount everything that had happened, Archer and Rosinante listened, hanging on every word. The political intrigue, the dangerous games with the Elders, the near-death encounters — it was everything they’d feared but didn’t want to admit, and Sabo had survived it all.

Then, just when the weight of the moment seemed to settle, Sabo looked between his dads with a more serious expression. “There’s someone outside. They want to ask for safety.”

Archer blinked, confused. "safety?" he muttered, but Sabo's gaze was intense. He nodded toward the door. "I’ll explain later," he said, "but... I think you should know who it is."

Curious and a little on edge, Archer got up from the floor, brushing himself off. He moved to the hallway, his eyes narrowing slightly as he scanned the area outside the cabin door. And there, standing just beyond the threshold, was none other than Princess Nefertari D. Vivi.

“Well shit,” Archer muttered under his breath. Rosinante joined him in the doorway, his expression unreadable.

Vivi gave them both a small, anxious smile, as if unsure of how they’d react.

"Is this a joke?" Archer couldn't help asking, his voice tense but with a hint of disbelief.

Sabo, now standing behind them, chuckled darkly. "No joke, Dad."

Chapter 95: Thats why we lead

Summary:

Dad really?
Cobra is the goat
Calling in
Waiting
Smiling
Allies
Oh Buggy..
How to train your Dragon - Brook style

Notes:

First part of the meeting of meetings!
Sponsered by ADHD, Monster energy and 2 nightshift in a row!

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Sabo was back. Whole and alive.

Archer felt something in his chest loosen, like a rock crumbling away from his heart. The months of worry, anger, and restless nights melted away in an instant. He hadn’t realized just how much weight he’d been carrying until now. His son was here. He was safe.

Now, all that was left was to find Law.

Which, in itself, was going to be a pain in the ass.

That paranoid brat was more cautious than a murderer on the run. And knowing Law, he and Bepo were undoubtedly off somewhere doing something stupid—following one of Law’s ridiculous, overcomplicated plans. It was just how he was. They would have to wait for him to send word when he was good and ready. Stupid brat.

Shaking his head, Archer refocused on the present. He and Rosinante wasted no time dragging both Sabo and Vivi into the galley, putting together a quick meal for them. Nothing fancy, but something warm and filling. Archer wasn’t the best cook—Rosinante was better at that—but he could throw together something edible when it mattered.

Sabo and Vivi devoured their food like they hadn’t eaten in days.

When they finally finished, Archer could no longer hold back. He leaned forward, golden eyes sharp and expectant. "Alright. Spill it. I want every damn detail. What the hell happened with Cobra? Why is Vivi here?" He quickly added, "Not that you aren’t welcome, princess. You’re always welcome. But—" He gestured vaguely, eyes flicking between the two of them. "I think we all know this isn’t a casual visit."

Sabo sighed, setting his fork down. His expression darkened, the playful glint that had been in his eyes earlier now replaced with something far more serious.

And then, he told them everything.

How King Cobra had been murdered. How the Five Elders and a shadowy figure named Imu had been behind it all. How Sabo had been framed for the assassination. How he had barely escaped, only to watch an entire island get erased from existence in an instant, as if it had never even been there.

Archer listened in grim silence, his fingers drumming against the table as his jaw clenched. The more he heard, the more he wanted to put his fist through a wall. He had known the World Government was rotten, but this? This was worse than he could have imagined.

Rosinante, sitting beside him, had gone eerily still. His hands were clasped together tightly, his lips pressed into a thin line. Archer knew that look. It was the same one he had whenever Doflamingo was brought up—when the weight of the past came crashing down on him.

Then, Sabo turned to Vivi, and Archer followed his gaze. The princess—no, the queen now, wasn’t she?—met his eyes with fire.

"I couldn’t stay in Alabasta," she said softly. "Not after what happened. They’ll come for me next. I’m a Nefertari. The last one. If I stayed, I would have been putting my people in danger. I couldn’t do that."

Archer exhaled sharply. "So you ran."

She didn’t flinch. "I survived."

Damn. He had to admit, he liked her. She had fire.

He glanced at Rosinante, who met his eyes briefly before nodding. They didn’t even need to say it out loud. The decision had already been made.

Vivi had asylum on their ship for as long as she needed it.

Then Vivi handed Archer a very formal letter.

Archer stared at the letter in his hands, his heart racing with a mixture of disbelief and confusion.

His eyes darted over the letter again as Rosinante rested his head over Archer’s shoulder, peering at the contents with equal curiosity. They’d never hidden things from each other, and this moment was no different. Rosinante’s hand settled gently on the back of Archer’s, his fingers lightly brushing against the paper, a silent reassurance that they were in this together.

Pulling on his glasses, Archer cleared his throat, his voice rough as he started reading aloud, still reeling from the unexpectedness of it all:

 

Dear Portgas D. Archer,

I write this letter to you, so that if things go south, I will know that my Vivi will have a safe haven if needed. I have no doubt that when the time comes, you will understand the importance of this letter, and I hope, if you are reading this, that it is because circumstances have made it necessary for my daughter to find refuge with you and your family.

My name is Nefertari D. Cobra, and before I became King of Alabasta, I was just a young man, traveling the seas with no title or station. It was during that time that I met your father, Portgas D. Hunter. He was a traveler in need of help. I saved him from drowning in a well. It may seem an odd way for a friendship to begin, but it is the truth. Your father, though stubborn, was not one to shy away from danger—perhaps too often, if you ask me.

Archer’s brow furrowed, and he muttered under his breath, “Seriously, Dad? Why was the fucker always drowning?”

Rosinante chuckled softly beside him but said nothing.

Cobra’s letter continued.

That moment of kindness from me, saving him from certain death, formed the bond between our families. Hunter swore a life debt to me that day, a debt that he vowed would be repaid should anything ever happen to me or my descendants. In times of danger, when I or my bloodline would be threatened, he told me to seek out the nearest Portgas for refuge, to honor the bond between our families.

I send my daughter, Vivi, to you now. Not because I fear for my life alone, but because I know that with you, she will be safe. You are the son of one of my oldest friends, and I trust you with her safety above all else. Please protect her, as you would your own. She is my legacy, and I place her in your hands.

Finally, I, King Nefertari D. Cobra, on behalf of the D. Nefertari clan, acknowledge the Portgas clan as the leader of all the D clans in the fight to come. The future is uncertain, and the battles ahead will be more than we can fight alone. Together, the D clans must stand united, and I trust that you, as the son of my friend, will help lead them in the coming war.

Yours, in friendship and trust,
Nefertari D. Cobra

Archer’s hands shook slightly as he finished reading. The weight of the letter settled over him like a heavy cloak, and for a moment, he just sat there, staring at the paper in his lap.

"Well," he finally said, his voice flat but carrying an undercurrent of disbelief, "this is... a lot."

Rosinante looked over at him, his expression unreadable. "Seems like your father had more of an impact than you thought."

"Yeah, no kidding," Archer muttered, running a hand through his hair. "I knew he was reckless, but damn, I didn’t think he was saving the lives of kings... and making life debts that stretched this far."

Sabo, who had been quietly watching them, finally spoke up, his voice soft but carrying the weight of the situation. "You know, Dad... I think it’s time. Time for all of us to step up. If this fight is really coming—if this war is as big as it sounds—we’ll need everyone."

Vivi, who had been sitting quietly, looked up at them, her eyes steady and full of purpose. "I’m not just running away from my responsibilities. I’ll help in any way I can. My father... he believed in you, Archer."

Archer looked at her, then at Rosinante, his gaze firming with resolve. "We’ll figure this out," he said, his voice low but determined. "But first, we keep you safe, Vivi. No one’s touching you, not while you’re under my roof."

Rosinante nodded in agreement, his hand resting on Archer’s shoulder. "We protect our own. That’s how it works."

Archer stood up, the letter still clutched in his hands, his mind already working through the implications. It was bigger than they’d realized. The D. clans was more than just a legacy now—it was a cause, one that would bring them all together in the end. The path ahead was uncertain, but one thing was clear: whatever was coming, they would face it together.

"Let’s get to work," Archer said, his voice full of quiet authority. "We’ve got a lot of people to find, and a war to prepare for.

 

The night passed in a whirlwind of activity. Archer's orders were clear and relentless, and the crew knew better than to argue when the intensity in his eyes shifted. This was no longer just a rescue mission for Vivi—it was something far bigger, something that would affect them all in ways they couldn't yet fully comprehend. They were preparing for a storm, and every one of them had a role to play.

Luffy had been dragged from his sleep with the promise of an adventure and immediately jumped into action, eager to call on his Grand Fleet. Barto, Cavendish, and Leo would come as fast as their ships could carry them. Ace, still bleary-eyed, had to be practically shoved out of bed, but the moment Archer mentioned Birdbrain and Deuce and Yamato, Ace was back to his usual self. Sanji, grumbling about the early hour, was still tasked with calling his sister, though Archer’s command to leave the idiot brothers and father behind left no room for argument. Sanji might have cursed under his breath, but he did as told. Katakuri, the reliable one, had already been making the rounds with his siblings before Archer even finished his sentence, contacting those they could trust and making it clear that their family needed them.

Then there was Archer and Rosinante. The Cross Guild would need to be called in, and so they did, expecting a hasty response. Zeff was grumbling on the other end of the line, but at least the grumpy old man knew how to get things done. Brulee volunteered to collect Zeff and Patty. It was a small comfort to Archer, whose mind was racing through the endless details of what had to happen next.

Meanwhile, Nami had her hands full. "Find an empty island," Archer had demanded. For once, there was no argument, no questioning of why or how. Nami saw the steely look in his eyes, the calm resolve, and she knew without a doubt that this wasn’t just the Archer she joked around with. This was the leader of the Portgas clan, a man who would move heaven and earth to protect his family—and she respected that. Without a word, she had already started plotting their course. There was no time for hesitation.

Franky, as usual, was right there with them, his loud voice echoing through the ship as he enthusiastically built a massive table and set up enough chairs for the entire gathering. “This is gonna be one hell of a meeting!” he declared as he hammered away at the wood, his smile wide as ever despite the gravity of the situation.

It was done. The calls had been made. Now, it was just a matter of waiting for the fleet to arrive. Every crew member knew the importance of the meeting to come. The stakes were higher than they had ever been. This wasn’t just a strategic gathering—it was the foundation for what was to come. A war. A war between the D-clans and allies and the World Government.

Archer sat at the table Franky had built, leaning back in his chair as his fingers drummed against the wood. Rosinante sat beside him, equally quiet, his eyes thoughtful. They had done everything they could, and now the waiting game had begun. The next few days would determine everything—if their allies would show up in time, if they could put their plan into motion without anyone getting caught off guard.

There was a lingering tension in the air, thick enough that even the usual chatter of the crew couldn’t shake it.

Vivi, sitting across from them, still looked shaken but determined. Archer glanced at her, his thoughts softening for a moment. She had been thrust into something much bigger than herself, but she had the courage to stand with them. For a fleeting second, he wondered what her life could have been like, had she not been born into the royal family, had she not been forced to carry the weight of a kingdom on her shoulders.

"Are you alright?" he asked, breaking the silence.

Vivi looked up, her gaze steady. "I will be. I don’t have much choice, do I?"

Archer smiled slightly, the tension in his shoulders easing just a bit. “No, I suppose you don’t. But we’ve got your back. We’ll all get through this.”

The door to the galley creaked open, and Nami stepped inside, her face lit with the quiet satisfaction of a job well done. "The island’s ready for us. We’ll have a safe landing tomorrow. Now we just need to wait for everyone else."

Archer gave her a quick nod, his mind still far away, thinking about what was to come. "Good. Once everyone’s here, we’ll set up the plan." He glanced around the room, his crew surrounding him, each one in their place. "This is it. Everything we’ve done up until now—it all leads to this meeting and what will follow."

He let out a deep breath, feeling the weight of the responsibility settle over him like an iron cloak. There was no turning back. The fight ahead would be brutal, but he would be damned if he didn’t lead his people with everything he had.

As the last light of the evening dimmed outside, the crew silently prepared for what was to come. The most important meeting in a century was about to begin.

 

The chaos of the arrivals had Archer running in all directions, making sure everything was in order while trying to keep his cool. First to show up were Zeff and Patty, picked up by Brulee, and damn, Archer hadn't realized how much he'd missed the grumpy old bastard. The moment they landed, Zeff was immediately swarmed by Sanji, who practically launched himself into Zeff’s arms. “Dad, I missed you!” Sanji yelled, voice thick with emotion. Zeff, in all his gruffness, spun Sanji around like a child, completely ignoring the fact that they were supposed to be in the middle of a world-changing meeting.

Archer couldn’t help but laugh, even as he felt a small swell of nostalgia. There was something comforting about Zeff and his usual chaos. The old man had a knack for bringing life to any situation. It wasn’t long before he took a shine to Luc and Tama, calling Tama “Prune” and Luc “Potato,” much to the kids’ delight. The two of them followed him around like lost puppies, completely enthralled by the grumpy cook. And of course, Zeff quickly took control of the kitchen, barking orders at Sanji and Gin as if he were back at the Baratie. Archer watched with a fond grin—he hadn't realized how much he'd missed that side of Zeff’s personality. It felt right.

The next to arrive were Marco, Deuce, and Yamato, and the reunion was a sight to behold. Ace's face lit up at the sight of his old comrades, and it felt like the old days—wild, carefree, and filled with laughter. Archer and Rosinante exchanged a look, both of them knowing just how much this meant to Ace. Seeing the joy on Ace's face made all the earlier stress worth it.

Deuce, starstruck, kept sneaking glances at Archer and Rosinante, having heard so many stories about them from Ace. Archer gave him a small, knowing smile. The younger man was still a little wide-eyed at the whole thing, but Archer found himself growing fond of the guy. It made him feel oddly proud. He was a part of this legacy now—of their world.

Reiju was next to arrive, alone. Archer had expected her to show up with some of her brothers, but it seemed she’d come on her own, good. Raya quickly grabbed her and introduced her to everyone, trying to make her feel welcome. Sanji, after giving Raya a look that said NO, stepped up with a reluctant greeting. Of course, Zeff hit him across the back of the neck, muttering something about how to be a good brother. Archer chuckled under his breath. Zeff was right, as always.

And then, oh shit, Smoothie showed up. Archer was still trying to wrap his head around Big Mom’s bizarre naming sense, but he didn't have much time to dwell on it as the rest of Big Mom's crew followed close behind. Katakuri introduced Smoothie to the group, and Archer couldn’t help but notice how much the two had clearly been through together—smooth, controlled, professional. But what surprised him was how Katakuri gently pulled Smoothie aside to introduce her to Gin, making the big woman smile slightly at her older brother. It was one of the more unexpected moments of the evening.

Then the Cross Guild showed up in full force, and Archer couldn't help but laugh. Zoro, of all people, practically ran to Mihawk, practically skipping in excitement. Archer watched with mild amusement as Mihawk—always the stoic figure—simply patted Zoro on the head like the enthusiastic little kid he was. It was... oddly sweet. The girls clung to Crocodile and Buggy, making for one of the most absurd yet strangely heartwarming scenes Archer had ever seen. 

And then came the best part of the day: Archer had to deal with Buggy being locked in a closet. Five times. Each time it happened, Archer found himself shaking his head in disbelief. “What the hell is with you, Buggy?” he'd mutter, unlocking yet another closet door to find him tangled in some ridiculous position. Buggy's exaggerated squawk of indignation never got old, especially as Archer would just roll his eyes and walk away. For all the trouble the man caused, Buggy always found a way to make things... entertaining.

Now, though, there was only one more thing left to do—wait for Barto, Cavendish, and Leo. Archer sat back, a deep sigh escaping his lips. The plan was coming together, but damn, this had been one hell of a wait.

 

Archer stood with Sabo at the makeshift dock, his eyes scanning the horizon as the familiar sound of Barto's loud, jubilant shouting reached his ears. Archer barely held back a grin at the sound of Cavendish’s voice, clearly reprimanding the loudmouth for being, well, Barto. Just as Archer started to wave to his friend, another ship appeared on the horizon—completely unfamiliar to him.

Squinting, Archer's eyes narrowed in confusion. That ship definitely wasn’t part of their crew, and it didn’t belong to anyone he recognized. As he looked over at Sabo, he could see the young man’s face fall, his eyes wide with something approaching disbelief.

"Dad…" Sabo said, his voice almost a whisper, clearly unsettled as he watched the approaching vessel. "I have no idea how they found out about the meeting."

Archer raised an eyebrow, his irritation building. “Who the fuck are you talking about?” he asked, a sharp edge to his voice.

Sabo sighed, pointing toward the incoming ship with a reluctant gesture. "That’s a Revolutionary ship," he murmured, his voice almost hesitant. "From the flag, it looks like Dragon himself, with his commanders—Ivanko, Morley, Lindbergh, and Karasu."

The moment the words left Sabo’s mouth, a deep growl rumbled in Archer’s throat. His face hardened, and the familiar annoyance he had learned to live with flared up once more.

“Of course, fucking Dragon,” Archer muttered under his breath, the tension in his shoulders only increasing as he tried to process what this meant.

Without missing a beat, Archer turned around to face the deck, barely sparing a glance for his son before he called out, his voice as sharp and commanding as always, “Franky, get more chairs! We’re gonna need them!” His tone was brisk, even though his mind was spinning with the implications of Dragon's sudden arrival. “Someone calm Barto down, will you? And for god’s sake, check every damn closet—Buggy’s gone missing again.”

The last part was muttered more out of reflex than genuine concern, but it had become a recurring theme lately. Archer barely cared at this point; Buggy was Buggy, and that meant trouble in its purest form. Still, there was something more pressing at hand. Dragon and his commanders arriving unannounced was nothing short of alarming.

Sabo shifted beside him, clearly uncomfortable with the unexpected turn of events. “Do you think it’s a good idea, having him here? I mean, Dragon... with everything that’s going on, it might complicate things.”

Archer didn’t answer immediately, keeping his gaze trained on the incoming ship, his jaw clenched. His fingers itched with the need to punch something, the frustration bubbling under his skin. “It doesn’t matter what I think, Sabo,” he finally said, voice low but laced with quiet menace. “We have to deal with it. Whether we like it or not, Dragon’s here now.”

Sabo’s brows furrowed as he looked up at his father, concern flashing across his face. "You don't think—?"

"I think we need to sit down and talk," Archer cut him off, his voice firm. “But first, let’s make sure this goes smoothly. Get Barto to stop shouting, and tell the others to get ready. It’s about to get interesting.”

As the ship grew closer, Archer found his thoughts racing, trying to anticipate everything. The Revolutionary Army’s involvement, especially Dragon’s personal attention, added a whole new layer to this already volatile situation. No one had expected this—and Archer hated surprises. But he’d been through worse, and he knew how to handle it. The only thing left was waiting for the inevitable confrontation, and when it came, Archer would be ready.

Just as the ship docked, Archer stepped forward, preparing himself for whatever Dragon and his commanders had in store for them. The game had changed, but Archer had no intention of losing. Not this time.

 

Rosinante followed closely behind Archer, a slight smirk on his lips as they approached the dock, preparing to greet Dragon and his commanders. Archer was already on edge, his focus entirely on the arrival of the Revolutionary Army. As the ship finally docked, Archer stood tall, eyes narrowing as he studied each person disembarking.

"Long time no see, Ivanko," Archer called out, his voice carrying across the dock with a familiar, easy tone. "Been a while, huh?" He gave Ivanko a wide, genuine grin.

He then turned to the others: Lindbergh, Karasu, and Morley. A quick, casual nod of acknowledgement from Archer was all they received, and each of them gave a silent acknowledgment back, clearly accustomed to his unorthodox manners. Archer didn’t much care for pleasantries in situations like this.

But then, his eyes locked onto Dragon, his old nemesis—someone he couldn’t ever forget, not after everything that had happened. Archer’s expression shifted slightly, and despite the tension, his voice was steady as he spoke. “Dragon," Archer said, his tone less warm than with the others, "Follow me. The meeting starts now.”

Without waiting for a response, Archer turned on his heel, his long stride carrying him toward the large table set up in the center of the makeshift camp. Rosinante, always by his side, didn’t miss a beat, his usual calm demeanor helping to balance the charged atmosphere. The two made a striking contrast to the revolutionaries, with their confident, authoritative presence that was tempered with years of hard-fought experience.

As everyone settled around the table, the room was filled with a mix of emotions. Some were clearly excited, eager for the information that was about to be revealed. Others, like the Revolutionaries, seemed a little more guarded, carefully watching everyone else. And there were those who couldn’t care less about the politics—like the various pirates scattered among the group, their expressions showing little more than curiosity or a quiet indifference.

Once everyone was seated, Archer rose to his feet, his posture straight as he glanced around the room. "Alright, everyone, shut the hell up," he said, voice gruff but commanding. His golden eyes scanned the room, ensuring he had everyone's attention before continuing. "I’m sure you've all got questions, but you’ll hear everything you need to hear. First things first—Rosinante and I got a warning from our dead families. This isn’t some fairy tale; this is real. We’re talking about Joyboy, Nika, and the final war."

He paused, letting the weight of his words settle on everyone. There were a few exchanged glances, but Archer pushed forward. “I’m sure you all know who Vegapunk is, right? His message was simple: the world’s about to change. And after everything we’ve been through, Rosinante and I have spent our time gathering the D clans under one banner—the Portgas clan. We’re uniting them for what’s coming."

A few murmurs rippled through the room, and Archer’s eyes flicked to Sabo, who had been sitting quietly up until this point. Sabo stood, his expression serious as he looked at the gathering.

Sabo’s voice broke the silence as he spoke, his gaze fixed firmly on Dragon and the others. "Imu’s the one pulling the strings, the true king behind the shadows. And the Five Elders... they’re part of it. They’re the ones who have been orchestrating everything from the beginning.”

The revelation hit like a thunderclap, and the room went silent. The impact of those words hung in the air, the gravity of the situation settling in. Everyone knew of Imu, the mysterious figure said to be the ruler of the world’s most powerful and secretive organization. But hearing it confirmed, hearing Sabo speak about the Five Elders in such a casual, definitive way, made everything seem even more real.

Then, Luffy stood up, the carefree expression on his face now replaced by a rare seriousness. "We fought Kizaru and one of the Elders," Luffy said, his voice steady but with the hint of the fire that always burned within him. "It wasn’t easy. We barely made it out of that one, but we’ll keep pushing forward."

The room fell into a hushed silence as Luffy's words hung in the air. The room seemed to collectively hold its breath, the enormity of what they were discussing now clear.

From that point on, it was a blur of voices, everyone jumping in with information, each person offering their insights, questions, or theories. Smoothie,  asked about their plan moving forward. Karasu seemed skeptical but intrigued by the notion of the Portgas clan leading the D clans. Mihawk,  asked pointed questions, probing deeper into the alliance they were forming.

Archer didn’t mind. He stood back, arms crossed, as he let his allies and enemies alike share what they knew. It was like he always said: knowledge was power, and everyone needed to be on the same page if they were going to make it through the coming storm.

Finally, when the conversation died down, Archer’s voice cut through the room once more. “Look,” he said, meeting Dragon’s eyes directly. “We all have our part to play in this. Whether we like it or not, the final war is coming. The question is—will we fight for the same side, or will we stand in each other’s way?”

The room fell into an uneasy silence once more, the weight of the question lingering in the air. And as Archer stood there, feeling the weight of the entire world bearing down on him, he couldn’t help but wonder just how many of them would answer the call.

Then Dragon spoke, his piercing eyes locked onto Archer’s with a challenge that simmered just below the surface. "Why should the Portgas Clan lead?" he asked in his gravelly voice, his words cutting through the air. "I founded the Revolution, I’ve fought against the World Government for years—long before you even had a family to fight for. I’m older, I’ve seen more of the world. Why should you lead?"

The question stung, and Archer could feel his anger bubbling up, the fire of his temper threatening to explode. His golden eyes narrowed, his fists clenched at his sides, but before he could say anything, a voice interrupted.

"Because they’ve earned it."

Everyone’s attention snapped to Brook, who had risen to his feet, a rare seriousness in his usually jovial demeanor. His skeletal figure stood tall, his bony finger pointing at Dragon as he spoke with a calm yet unyielding tone.

"Archer and Rosinante didn’t just take in their sons because they wanted to build an army. No, they cared for them, they raised them with love, without hesitation, without ulterior motives." Brook’s voice shook with a mix of fury and conviction. "Something that you, Dragon, failed to do for your own son." He looked directly at Dragon with an expression that was as sharp as a blade. "I’m older than anyone here, older than Big Mom, older than Roger—hell, I’ve seen more of this world than you could imagine. And I know what makes a leader. It’s not about who has the most power, or who’s been around the longest. It’s about what you do with that power. And Archer and Rosinante have proven themselves again and again, without even trying. They’ve made allies, they’ve brought together the most powerful forces without asking for anything in return, and they’ve always fought for their people, their family."

Brook paused for a moment, his words hitting like a hammer. "The Gol, the Rocks, Trafalgar, Nefertari, even someone from the Monkey clan has joined the Portgas clan. Do you really think that would have happened if they weren’t worthy of leading?"

The room was silent, every eye fixed on Dragon and Brook as the weight of those words settled in. Archer’s anger hadn’t faded, but a sense of quiet pride bloomed in his chest. Brook wasn’t done, though. The old skeleton sat down with a heavy sigh, wiping a nonexistent sweat from his brow as he finished his point.

Yamato, who had been silently observing, was the next to speak up, theirvoice loud and sharp. "And that’s why. Because the Portgas clan has earned its place, and because Archer and Rosinante have earned the trust of everyone here. So get used to it, Dragon."

There was a long, tense pause before anyone spoke again. Archer’s chest was tight, but his eyes never left Dragon’s. "There’s a lot you don’t understand about the Portgas clan, Dragon," Archer finally said, his voice steady despite the storm inside him. "We don’t fight for glory or power. We fight for each other. And that's why we’ll lead."

Dragon’s expression didn’t soften, but there was a flicker of something—maybe respect, maybe realization—in his eyes. He didn’t immediately respond, but the room held its breath, waiting for what he would say next.

 

Chapter 96: Magma

Summary:

Wrapping up
Party
Sad Luffy
Comfort
Stupid brats
More stupid brats
Hair of the dog
Akainu
No.

Chapter Text

After Brook's verbal smackdown of Dragon, the tension in the air was still thick, but they had more pressing matters to discuss. The alliance was formed—an agreement between all factions to stand together against the World Government. They had to stay in touch, coordinate their movements.

Zeff grumpy but reliable old bastard, promised to keep an ear out for information from the Four Blues. Vivi planned to reach out to Pell and Koza, subtly gathering Alabasta’s forces without drawing attention.

“I can't promise aid from the Vinsmokes,” Reiju admitted, her voice steady, though her expression was uncertain. “Judge is shifty who only cares about what he can gain from an alliance.” Her gaze flicked to Sanji, a silent apology in her eyes. “But when the time comes, I will fight by your side.”

Sanji’s lips curled into a rare, warm smile. “Glad to hear it, sis.”

There was no need for promises from the Cross Guild—they had already made their stance clear. Even Dragon, still brooding like a pissed-off cat, begrudgingly swore that the Revolutionary Army would do what it was meant to: bring down the Government.

Then Smoothie dropped a bombshell.

She turned her gaze to Nami, who sat calmly with Zeus in her lap. “My mother isn’t dead.”

Silence. Then murmurs.

“Bullshit,” someone muttered.

Smoothie arched an eyebrow. “If she were dead, Zeus wouldn’t be here.”

Nami’s fingers tightened in Zeus’ fluffy cloud body, but she remained composed. “Where is she, then?”

Smoothie sighed. “I don’t know. But if she’s alive, there’s no telling when or how she’ll return. I can’t promise the full power of the Big Mom Pirates, but those of us who believe in something more than just her rule—myself, Katakuri, and a few of our siblings—we’ll be there when the time comes.”

Archer ran a hand down his face. “Well, that’s just fucking great.”

And then, of all people, Barto spoke up.

But something was wrong.

The usual manic grin was absent. His voice was steady, serious—a rarity for the hyperactive fanboy.

“I ran into Shanks and his crew.”

That got everyone’s attention. Archer stiffened. Rosinante’s brows furrowed.

Barto took a breath, his eyes sharp. “He gave me poison.”

A chill ran down Archer’s spine. “The fuck?”

Barto nodded. “He told me to give it to Luffy.”

The entire table erupted in shouts.

“WHAT?!”

“Fucking excuse me?!”

“What the hell is that red-haired bastard playing at?!”

Archer shot to his feet, slamming his hands on the table. His heart pounded in his ears. “You’re telling me Shanks—Shanks—tried to have Luffy poisoned?!”

Barto nodded grimly. “Yeah. But fuck that. I drank it myself.”

That knocked the breath out of Archer. “You—” He stopped, dragging a hand through his hair. “You drank it?”

“Damn right I did.” Barto clenched his fists. “I’d die before I ever hurt Luffy. But I lived. Either it wasn’t strong enough, or my body just tanked it, but I’m still standing.” He scoffed. “Guess Shanks underestimated me.”

Archer’s pulse thundered. “Why the fuck would he try to kill Luffy?! Was it a test?! Some kind of sick game?! How dare he even think of doing that?!” He whirled on Rosinante, eyes blazing. “I knew it. I fucking knew something was up with that shifty bastard!”

Rosinante, for once, looked just as furious. “We need to figure out exactly what Shanks’ angle is.”

Archer gritted his teeth. “Oh, I’ll figure it out. And if he’s got some twisted reason for this? I’ll kill him myself.”

 

The meeting had finally wrapped up, and Dragon wasted no time in leaving, his commanders following closely behind. Before boarding his ship, he turned to Sabo with a firm look.

"Return as quickly as you can."

Sabo hesitated for a moment, glancing at Archer, but ultimately nodded. "Understood."

And with that, Dragon sailed away, taking his lingering tension with him. But it wasn’t long before Luffy broke the silence.

"I want a party!"

It was the perfect way to shake off the weight of the meeting, and so Zeff, Sanji, and Gin got to work preparing a feast. Food and drink filled the tables in no time, and music filled the air as Brook played his violin. Almost everyone was either dancing, eating, or shouting over one another in laughter.

But not Archer.

Archer was boiling with rage.

It sat heavy in his chest, simmering just below the surface. Every time he replayed Barto’s words in his mind, the anger twisted tighter, suffocating. Shanks. That shifty bastard. That two-faced bastard had given poison to one of Luffy’s most loyal friends and told him to give it to Luffy? The sheer audacity made Archer’s blood boil.

Without a word, he turned on his heel and walked away from the celebration, the noise and light fading behind him as he moved toward the quiet edge of the shore. He needed to breathe. He needed to think before he did something reckless.

Rosinante followed. Of course, he did.

For a while, neither of them spoke. Archer paced back and forth, hands clenched into fists. Rosinante simply stood there, patient, watching, waiting. He knew better than to push Archer when he was like this. He’d talk when he was ready.

And talk he did.

"I knew something was up with that red-haired bastard!" Archer snarled, finally breaking the silence. "I knew he was a shifty fucker! But this? This is beyond anything I ever expected. He gave poison to Barto and told him to give it to Luffy?" He whirled around, eyes blazing. "What the fuck kind of test is that? What kind of so-called 'mentor' does that?"

Rosinante exhaled slowly, dragging a cigarette from his pocket and lighting it. "I don’t know. But we need to figure it out."

"Figure it out? I ought to hunt him down and shove his own sword up his ass!" Archer kicked a rock into the ocean, sending it skipping furiously across the waves. "What the hell is his game, Rosi? Does he think he has the right to decide if Luffy lives or dies? Luffy?! After everything he’s done, after everything he’s survived?!"

Rosinante took a slow drag from his cigarette, watching Archer with knowing eyes. "You’re not wrong to be furious. I’d be worried if you weren’t. But we don’t know why he did it yet. And we don’t make our next move until we do."

Archer turned, face still twisted in rage, but Rosinante stepped forward, placing a steadying hand on his shoulder. "Luffy’s alive. Barto’s alive. We will get our answers. But not tonight."

Archer’s jaw clenched, but he let out a slow, controlled breath. He knew Rosinante was right. As much as he wanted to storm off and hunt Shanks down right now, it wouldn’t help. Not yet.

"Fine," Archer muttered, running a hand through his hair. "But I swear, if he so much as looks at Luffy wrong again—"

"I’ll help you shove that sword up his ass," Rosinante promised with a small smirk.

That, at least, got a sharp, amused huff out of Archer. Just a little.

The distant sound of laughter and music carried over to them from the party, a stark contrast to the fury still burning in Archer’s veins. But Rosinante, ever the steady presence at his side, squeezed his shoulder once before nodding back toward the celebration.

"Come on. Let’s go eat before Zeff starts yelling at us."

Archer sighed, still simmering, but let Rosinante steer him back toward the party. For now, he’d let it be.

The first thing Archer saw nearly made him choke on a laugh.

Luc, in her saber-cat form, was in the middle of a fierce tug-of-war… with Ace and Sabo. But the best part? The thing they were using to pull on was Luffy himself. His rubbery body stretched absurdly between them, his wild laughter mixing with their own.

“Fucking brats,” Archer muttered, shaking his head. But his lips twitched upward. As long as they kept their chaos contained between each other and not the rest of the damn world, he supposed they could do whatever they wanted.

Grabbing a plate of food, Archer made his way over to where Giles and Jinbei were deep in conversation with Marco. Curious, Archer sat down beside them, catching the tail end of their discussion.

“What happened to the rest of Whitebeard’s crew after Marineford?” Giles asked, his sharp eyes locked onto Marco.

Archer leaned back, chewing thoughtfully as Marco let out a deep sigh.

Marco exhaled slowly. “Vista and Jozu went underground. They’re in hiding. Weevil… that crazy bastard hunted us down, but the government eventually captured him. Izo…” He hesitated. “Izo didn’t make it. He went down fightin’ against CP0.”

Silence fell over the group. Marco took a breath, shaking his head. “Now, I just do what I can as a doctor. I stayed on Whitebeard’s home island, lookin’ after those who needed it.”

Archer leaned back, processing it all. He knew the weight of loss well. He’d carried it for years.

“Well,” he finally said, “guess we’ll just have to make sure none of that was in vain.”

Marco gave him a tired, grateful smile. “Yeah… guess we will.”

 

A little while later, Luffy plopped down beside Archer and Rosinante near the fire, for once looking serious. The party roared around them—music, laughter, and the clinking of mugs—but Luffy's expression made Archer sit up straighter.

"We're heading to Elbaf tomorrow morning," Luffy announced, his voice steady.

Something in Archer’s mind clicked. A memory. His mother. His father. Their voices whispering in that eerie, cursed forest. A warning that had been etched into his bones. His golden eyes sharpened as he turned to his son.

"Luffy," Archer said, his tone uncharacteristically firm. "Watch yourself. When the chained one walks free, the end will begin."

Luffy blinked, tilting his head like a confused puppy.

"I'm serious," Archer pressed, his fingers clenching his mug. "Take this warning to heart, because I swear to every damn force in this world, if you ignore me and something happens, my mother will find a way to crawl back from the afterlife AGAIN just to beat my ass. And yours."

At that, Luffy burst into laughter, smacking his knee. "Shishishi! Alright dad, alright! I'll be careful!"

Archer narrowed his eyes. Luffy? Careful? Yeah, right. Careful his ass.

Rosinante’s voice broke the quiet as he turned toward Luffy. "Listen, we won’t be joining you. We’ve got a lot of prep work to do—coordinating with allies, watching things unfold, and, of course, waiting for word from Law. We have to stay back for now."

Luffy, who had been looking into the flames with a distant gaze, nodded slowly. He wasn’t upset or confused—just quiet. Then, in a tone softer than usual, he spoke up. "I… I don’t like him," he muttered, referring to his biological father. "Dragon, I mean. At the meeting, he didn’t even look at me once."

Archer's heart tightened, his eyes softening as he turned to his son. He could feel the weight of Luffy’s words, the unspoken pain in his voice. His hand reached out, gently resting on Luffy's shoulder.

"You don’t need to like him, Luffy," Archer said, his voice steady but warm. "You don’t owe him anything. He’s not your father, not in the way that matters." He paused for a moment, eyes narrowing slightly as he added, "As far as I’m concerned, Dragon can go suck an egg for all I care."

Luffy’s lip trembled slightly, but he didn’t pull away from his dad’s arm around him. Archer smiled, a smirk tugging at his lips, as he continued, "But you know this, Luffy. You’ve got us. Me and your papa—we love you. No matter what. We’re proud of you, always."

Rosinante, who had been standing quietly, stepped in, placing his hand on Luffy’s other shoulder, his voice gentle. "You’re our son. And when the time comes for you to become the King of the Pirates, we’ll be right there by your side."

Luffy, unable to hold it back anymore, wiped at his eyes with the back of his hand, blinking away a tear. Then, with a deep breath, he stood up and threw his arms around both of them, pulling them into a tight hug.

"I’m so happy… I’m so happy that Garp left me at Dadan’s," Luffy said, his voice cracking a little. "If he hadn’t… I wouldn’t have gotten the best dads in the whole world."

Archer chuckled softly, his hand patting Luffy’s back as he whispered, "Yeah, well, we’re glad you’re ours too, kid. And don't ever forget that."

Rosinante smiled warmly, his eyes reflecting pride. "We’ve got you, always."

 

The warmth of the moment lingered for a second longer before it was rudely interrupted. The sound of drunken laughter rang through the air, followed by the unmistakable voice of Barto.

"Hey, Ace! I got a great idea!" Barto slurred, his words practically tumbling out of his mouth. "You throw a fireball at my barrier! I wanna see if it breaks!"

Ace, already three sheets to the wind, grinned wildly. "Hell yeah, Barto! That’s genius!"

Yamato, standing off to the side, doubled over in laughter, practically clutching her stomach. "You guys are insane!" she gasped, wiping away tears of amusement. "This is gonna be great!"

Archer and Rosinante exchanged a glance, ready to jump in and stop whatever ridiculous disaster was about to unfold. But before they could even move—

WHAM!

A fireball shot across the clearing, slamming into Barto’s shimmering barrier with an explosion of light and heat. The fire shot in every direction, wild and untamed. Luffy and Archer barely dodged a singed stray flame, and Rosinante had to cover his face to avoid being scorched.

But of course, they didn’t have to do anything to stop the madness.

"THAT'S IT, YOU LITTLE IDIOTS!"

Sanji’s voice cut through the chaos like a blade. In the blink of an eye, he stormed toward Ace, grabbing him by the ear with a look of pure exasperation. "What the hell is wrong with you?! Are you trying to burn the whole damn place down?!"

Ace yelped, flailing. "Oww, Sanji! C'mon, it was Barto’s idea!"

"Barto?" Cavendish's voice rang out, and before anyone could react, the flamboyant swordsman had swooped in on Barto, grabbing his ear with equal force. "And YOU, you reckless brat! What were you thinking? Fireballs at your own barrier? Are you trying to turn this camp into a pile of ashes?"

Barto groaned in pain, giving Cavendish a pout. "I thought it’d be fun…"

"Fun?!" Sanji barked, practically dragging Ace away. "You almost lit Luffy's hair on fire, dumbass!"

Archer couldn’t hold it in anymore. His laughter burst out, loud and unapologetic. "Oh man, I don’t even have to do anything! This is priceless!"

Rosinante sighed, shaking his head, but the corner of his mouth twitched in amusement. "Stupid brats, indeed."

Meanwhile, Yamato was still doubled over with laughter, holding her stomach. "I can’t breathe!" she gasped, her face red from laughing so hard. "This is amazing!"

Barto and Ace, now both getting their ears pulled by their respective boyfriends, looked absolutely miserable, but the damage was already done. They had no choice but to hang their heads in defeat.

"You two," Sanji muttered through clenched teeth, shaking his head, "are gonna be the death of me."

"I swear," Cavendish added, "if you ever try something like this again, I’ll throw you in the brig myself."

The fiery chaos slowly died down, the sound of Sanji and Cavendish continuing their well-deserved scolding filling the air, but Archer’s laugh didn’t fade.

“Stupid. Idiots,” Archer muttered between chuckles, still shaking his head as he watched the two knuckleheads get dragged off, their fiery misadventure turned into a comedy of errors.

Luffy, grinning from ear to ear, turned to his dads. “This is way better than the meeting with Dragon, huh?”

Archer just laughed even harder. “Oh yeah, definitely.”

And, for a moment, everything felt perfectly, wonderfully, out of control.

 

The lingering laughter from Ace and Barto’s fireball fiasco had barely faded before Archer heard another noise—a familiar, almost too familiar voice.

"Tama, what are you up to?" Archer turned just in time to catch Tama’s pleading look aimed at Sabo. She was giving him the most exaggerated, puppy-dog eyes that no one could ever resist.

Sabo, his resolve clearly crumbling in the face of his little sister’s innocence, sighed. “Alright, Tama, you can borrow my pipe. But you better not cause any trouble, okay?”

Tama beamed, already darting off with the pipe, Luc, Brook, and Deuce following close behind. Archer raised an eyebrow at the whole scene. Something about this felt off.

“Rosi,” Archer muttered under his breath, his bullshit detector going off like an air raid siren. “Something’s not right here. This is trouble, I can feel it.”

Rosinante, who had just finished helping Luffy grab some snacks, raised an eyebrow at Archer’s tone. “What’s going on?”

“I don’t know,” Archer said, looking over at where Sabo had followed Tama. “But I’m going to find out.”

Without waiting for a reply, Archer grabbed Rosinante’s hand, pulling him along as he followed the direction Sabo and Tama had gone. The two moved swiftly, weaving through the trees, their footsteps nearly silent. Archer’s instincts were already on high alert, but when they reached the clearing, it was worse than he imagined.

There, hanging from a three, was Buggy.

And he was tied up like a pig.

Archer’s jaw dropped. Tama was perched triumphantly on Brook’s shoulders, Luc on Deuce’s. They were both holding pipes, grinning like they had just found the golden ticket to a candy factory. And what were they doing? Oh, just wailing on poor Buggy like he was a freaking piñata.

The sounds of the hits echoed through the clearing as Buggy’s indignant cries rang out.

"Are you kidding me?" Archer sputtered. "What the hell is this?!"

Rosinante stood frozen for a second, blinking in confusion. “I... I have no words.”

Then, just as Archer was about to ask what kind of shit this was, a voice broke the silence.

“Luc, spread your hands apart a little more. You’ll get a better grip on the pipe,” came the calm, smooth voice of Mihawk.

Archer’s eyes snapped to the source of the voice, only to find Mihawk and Crocodile casually sitting on a log, red wine glasses in hand, as though this was the most normal thing in the world. They were sipping wine, watching the spectacle unfold, and guiding the girls in how to hit Buggy with even more precision.

“...What?” Archer said, his voice flat as he stared at the scene.

“This is definitely going to be something I’m going to pretend I didn’t see,” Rosinante muttered, rubbing his temples.

Archer, his mind absolutely fried from the absurdity, glanced at his husband. They locked eyes, both simultaneously realizing that this was officially beyond their control.

“That’s it,” Archer said, turning on his heel. “Nope. Not today. I’m walking away. Let you handle this one, Rosi.”

Me?!” Rosinante sputtered, quickly following his husband’s lead. “Why do I have to handle it? You’re the one who brought us here!”

But Archer wasn’t listening. “I’m going to get a drink and pretend none of this is happening.”

As they walked away, the sound of another crack of a pipe hitting Buggy echoed through the woods. Mihawk and Crocodile’s casual laughter followed them, and Archer couldn’t help but shake his head.

“Stupid... crazy... insane family.”

 

The morning after the chaotic night was nothing short of a disaster. Archer and Rosinante woke up to the heavy weight of a hangover that only seemed to worsen with every passing minute. The entire camp was a mess—people groaning, clutching their heads, and trying to hold onto whatever semblance of dignity they had left. The aftermath of last night's antics, from the fireball showdown to the Buggy pinata, had left everyone in a state of blissful yet painful disarray.

As they packed up and prepared to leave the island, the sense of urgency finally started to settle in. The promise to report in and spread the word was still hanging in the air, but no one had expected the sudden panic that was about to hit them.

Out of nowhere, Timble and Nugget came flying into the camp, their faces pale, and their eyes wide with terror.

“SHIT! SHIT! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!” Timble screamed, breathless as she skidded to a halt. “Marines! A fleet of marine ships is making landfall! Akainu’s leading them!”

The entire camp went dead silent, the word Akainu sending a chill through the group. Archer’s eyes narrowed, and he could feel the panic rising in his chest. “What the fuck? Akainu’s here?!”

The noise of people scrambling to prepare, shouting and pulling weapons from the wreckage of the night, filled the air. Archer snapped into action. His hangover? Gone. That familiar, fierce growl rumbled in his chest, and the adrenaline kicked in.

“Giles!” he barked, his voice cutting through the chaos. “Get Luc and Tama onboard the Silence NOW. Get them out of here!”

Giles, still rubbing his eyes from sleep, nodded, then rushed off to gather the kids. Archer turned, his gaze landing on the rest of the group, his mind racing. “Everyone else, get ready to fight. Now!”

He didn’t wait for further instructions. He scanned the area for anyone else who wasn’t moving fast enough, his gut twisting as he thought about the situation. There was only one thing he was sure of: they had to act fast.

“Who the fuck told Akainu we were here?” Archer shouted. “Who fucking informed him? Do we have a rat?” His voice was sharp, full of suspicion, demanding answers.

Rosinante stepped up to his side, his expression hardening. "Love, calm down." He grabbed his husband’s arm, trying to steady him. "We’ll figure that out later. Right now, we need to focus."

Then, Rosinante’s gaze shifted to Luffy, who was standing nearby, ready for orders. “Luffy,” Rosinante said, his tone serious, “Take your crew and sail away. Head out while we’re fighting. We need to get you out of here so Akainu has no clue where the Straw Hats went.”

Luffy nodded, his face grim but resolute. “Got it, Papa.” He turned to his crew, who had already started gathering their things. The urgency was clear in their eyes. Luffy took a deep breath and hugged his dads tightly.

“Don’t worry,” he said, voice thick with emotion. “I’ll be okay. You guys better be too.”

Archer’s heart clenched. He hugged Luffy back, harder than usual. “You better be, Luffy. Don’t do anything stupid. We’ll call you later.”

Rosinante gave his son a tight squeeze, his voice softer. “Go.”

Luffy stepped back, a look of fire in his eyes as he turned to gather his crew. With quick, sharp movements, they moved toward the ship, preparing to sail as quickly and quietly as possible.

As Luffy and his crew began to take their leave, Archer looked around the camp, his mind still racing with thoughts of how the hell Akainu had tracked them down. But he pushed those thoughts aside for now. There was no time to waste.

 

The tension on the beach was palpable. The crew had gathered, lined up in their most formidable formation. Each person stood tall, ready for battle, and though they were still nursing hangovers, they were more than prepared to kick some serious ass. From the Charlotte siblings, to Marco and Deuce, Yamato and Zeff, Crocodile and Mihawk, Buggy, the Five Heart Pirates, Barto and Cavendish, Leo and the Roaring Pirates—all united, all ready.

Sabo and Vivi, both undeterred by the chaos around them, had joined the line, and the crew felt stronger for it. 

And then, as the tension reached a peak, Akainu appeared. His marine fleet loomed just beyond, but he stood, feet firmly planted in the sand, surveying the assembled group before him. His face twisted into a smirk—a chilling, sinister smile that could only mean one thing: this was not going to be a friendly exchange.

So this is how you want to playit?” Akainu’s voice was low, mocking, as he took a slow step forward. His eyes scanned each person, one by one, with contempt.

Archer growled under his breath, fists clenched at his sides. He had faced many battles in his life, but this? This was personal. They were going to send Akainu and his fleet packing—today.

Akainu’s eyes fell on the Charlotte siblings first. His smirk only grew wider. “Ah, the Charlotte family. You all certainly have a reputation,” he sneered. “I wonder how many of you will still be standing after today.”

Smoothie met his gaze unflinching, her stance unyielding. “We’re still standing, Akainu,” she said, her voice cold. “And we’ll be standing after today too.”

The marine admiral’s eyes shifted to Marco next, his expression darkening. “And here’s the Phoenix,” Akainu taunted. “How fitting it is that you’ve clung to life for so long—just to watch it burn, just like your former captain.”

Marco's eyes narrowed, flames flickering in his hands as he gave a short, sharp laugh. “You won’t be the one to decide when I burn, Akainu.”

Akainu’s eyes flashed dangerously before moving on to Deuce and Yamato. “And what’s this? A bunch of rookies who think they can stand in my way?” he scoffed. “You’re all nothing but insects beneath my boot.”

Yamato’s expression was stoic, her grip tightening on the kanabo in her hands. “Come and try to crush us, Akainu,” she growled, her voice carrying a fierce confidence. “I dare you.”

Zeff, Crocodile, and Mihawk were next, and Akainu’s mocking tone remained unchanged. “ Red leg Zeff? Crocodile? The Mihawk?” He chuckled darkly. “Seems I’ve hit the jackpot. If I wanted to eliminate threats to the world, I'd start with you three.”

“Then you’re in for a rude awakening,” Mihawk responded coolly, his sword resting on his shoulder.

Crocodile’s lips twisted into a cruel smile, his fingers idly tapping his hook. “I’ve seen you before, Akainu. You’re not all you claim to be.”

Buggy, who was still recovering from his impromptu pinata treatment, stood slightly off to the side, grinning nervously. “Hey, if you’re gonna target the big fish first, you should definitely leave me out of it!” But his face quickly morphed into a more confident grin. “Yeah, we’re all here, so good luck with that.”

The Five Heart Pirates, Barto, Cavendish, Leo, and the Roaring Pirates—all stood their ground, their bodies tense with anticipation.

And then, Akainu’s gaze landed on Ace. The smile slipped from his face as he sneered at the former Whitebeard pirate.

Ace,” Akainu growled, his voice dripping with venom. “You’re still alive. I should have solved that little problem back in Marineford.” His tone was chillingly casual. “But since you’re here today, I’ll just have to rectify that mistake, unless you are still hiding behind your so called dads?.”

Ace’s hand twitched at his side, the familiar heat building in his palm. He met Akainu’s gaze with a smirk of his own. “I don’t know what kind of cockroach you think I am, Akainu, but I’m not the kind to die so easily.”

“Is that so?” Akainu challenged, stepping closer. “We’ll see about that.”

Akainu’s glare burned through the tension like a match to dry tinder. His eyes flicked from one person to the next, his gaze seething with venom. When he finally turned toward Archer and Rosinante, a sneer twisted his features.

“Well, well. If it isn’t the two freaks,” Akainu growled, his voice dripping with disdain. “A pair of gay pirates, thinking they can stand up to the Marines. And you,” he snarled, eyes locking with Archer, “I remember Marineford. I hope the scars from our last encounter have taught you a lesson. Tell me, how does it feel knowing you got your ass handed to you by a real Marine?”

Archer’s lip curled into a slow, amused grin. He stepped forward, not even flinching at Akainu’s taunt. His voice was as calm as ever, though the venom behind his words was unmistakable.

“Marineford, huh?” Archer chuckled, shaking his head. “The way I remember it, Akainu, it was you who got your ass handed to you. Pretty sure you left that battle with more than just a few scars to show for it. And look at you now—those claw marks are still all over your face. They’re the prettiest scars you’ve got, aren’t they?”

The shift in Akainu’s face was immediate. His jaw clenched, his nostrils flared, and his eyes burned with rage. His face turned bright red, his fists balling at his sides as he seethed, struggling to hold back from lashing out.

Rosinante, standing by Archer’s side, gave a small, amused smirk, his arms crossed. He didn’t need to add anything. Archer had said it all, and now it was Akainu’s pride on the line.

Akainu’s voice rose, the fury in his tone palpable. “You think you can insult me like that, pirate? You think you can mock me and get away with it?”

“Oh, I’m sure you’ll try to do something about it,” Archer said with a lazy shrug, his grin still wide. “But you’ll have to get in line behind everyone else who’s already tried—and failed.”

Akainu’s anger only seemed to grow, but before he could respond, the sound of flames beginning to crackle around his body filled the air. His hand began to glow with magma, but Archer stood firm, not even flinching.

“It’s adorable, really,” Archer said softly. “You think you can scare us. But you’re just not as scary as you think you are, Akainu. And you’re definitely not going to stop us from doing what needs to be done.”

At that, Akainu let out a frustrated snarl, but he knew better than to act impulsively.

Then laughter spilled from Akainu’s mouth sent a chill down Rosinante’s spine. His eyes, usually so composed, flickered with the hint of something darker, something cold. 

Akainu’s eyes gleamed with sadistic amusement as he focused on Rosinante, his voice dripping with mockery. “Oh, but I do have something special for you, Rosinante,” he said, his tone almost too sweet. “A present you’re going to love.”

Rosinante’s frown deepened, a thousand thoughts running through his mind. He didn’t need to ask what Akainu meant. His instincts told him it was nothing good. Don’t take the bait—that’s what he told himself. But even as he locked eyes with Archer, he knew something was wrong, something worse than he could have imagined.

Akainu didn’t give him the time to think it through. The man’s grin widened as he leaned forward, reveling in the tension. "You see, all prisoners in Impel Down were given a chance," Akainu continued, his voice almost mocking. "A chance to redeem themselves by doing the government’s bidding, hunting down all the rebels who dared defy the World Government."

Rosinante’s heart dropped like a stone. The weight of what Akainu was about to say hit him like a freight train.

“And you know what’s even better?” Akainu sneered, his eyes narrowing in triumph. “The first one to sign that little contract was none other than your dear brother, Doflamingo. He longed to reunite with his little brother. And, of course, his little brother's husband.”

The blood drained from Rosinante’s face, his breath catching in his throat. For a moment, the world around him seemed to tilt. Archer’s hand clenched into a fist beside him. His expression darkened instantly, the usual playful edge gone as the weight of the news settled between them.

Fuck,” Rosinante muttered under his breath, barely able to keep his voice steady. He glanced at Archer, his eyes wide, filled with a kind of fear and disbelief he hadn’t felt in a long time. The thought of Doflamingo actively hunting them down again, this time as an ally to the World Government, was a nightmare come to life.

"Your brother's been playing this game for a long time now, Rosinante," Akainu said, his tone filled with satisfaction, as if savoring every second of Rosinante’s discomfort. “I suppose you can thank him for making things much more interesting, hmm?"

Chapter 97: What's in my pocket?

Summary:

Magic trick
Rings in the water
On a pink dragon
Thinking
Planning
Haki? Haki who?
Run Deuce! Run!
Oldie
Aftercare
Chains!

Notes:

Hello everyone! Sorry for slow update. I have been really sick, and with a 5 year old and a 3 year old it has been a tough week!
But! Im much better now! :D

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Chapter Text

“Oh, and before I forget,” Akainu sneered, “the only two things Doflamingo asked for in return for his help were you, Archer… and that little girl, Lucindra.” He chuckled darkly. “The joy of seeing you suffer under him will help me sleep like a baby at night.”

Rosinante’s eye twitched. Archer could feel the anger radiating from his husband, a storm barely contained beneath the surface.

And then Archer laughed.

Loudly.

So loudly that everyone froze. Even the marines looked confused, shifting uncomfortably under the weight of his unhinged amusement.

Akainu scowled. “What the hell is so funny?”

Still grinning, Archer shoved a hand into his pocket. “Oh, I just realized… I have something for you.” He rummaged around dramatically, looking over at Raya. “Raya, drumroll please?”

To Rayas drumroll, Archer pulled his hand from his pocket and proudly flipped Akainu off, smirking from ear to ear.

Silence.

Then Raya snorted.

Then Ace outright cackled.

And then chaos erupted, laughter bursting from their side like a wave. Even Mihawk let out a quiet, amused breath, while Buggy doubled over wheezing.

Akainu’s face turned an impressive shade of red.

But Archer wasn’t done.

“Now,” he began, voice sharp and clear, but he wasn’t talking to Akainu anymore. No, his gaze swept over the assembled marines. “Tell me something,” he called out. “Why do you follow this despicable man?”

A few marines blinked, glancing at each other uneasily.

“He enjoys the thought of handing a man over to Doflamingo to be used and an innocent seven-year-old girl to a psychopath. Is that why you joined the Marines?” Archer demanded. “To serve a government that condones that kind of filth?”

Several marines visibly recoiled, shame flickering across their faces. Some clenched their fists, others looked down at the ground, avoiding eye contact altogether. The effect was immediate.

Smirking, Archer turned his attention back to Akainu, his golden eyes burning with defiance.

“Get the fuck off this island,” he spat, “or we’ll make you.”

 

Angry as fuck, Akainu gestured to his men, his voice like molten rock as he barked out the order to leave. The assembled Marines hesitated, glancing between each other, some clearly shaken by Archer’s words, but no one dared defy the Fleet Admiral’s command. One by one, they retreated to their ships, the fleet turning back toward the horizon. The oppressive tension in the air finally began to ease as the last Marine vessel disappeared over the waves.

A collective breath was released, and for a moment, there was only the sound of the sea lapping against the shore. Then Archer clapped his hands together, grinning widely. “Well! That was fun.”

Rosinante groaned, running a hand down his face. “You’re impossible.”

Turning to Brulee, Archer motioned toward Zeff and Patty, who had been standing nearby, looking thoroughly unimpressed by the whole ordeal. “Alright, sweetheart, do us a favor and get these two back to the Baratie. They’ve got a restaurant to run, and I don’t think Zeff’s in the mood for more pirate politics.”

The older chef snorted. “Damn right I’m not. You idiots get into more trouble than you’re worth.” But there was no real malice in his words, just the usual gruff fondness.

Brulee nodded, already preparing a mirror portal. “I’ll have them home in no time.”

As Zeff and Patty disappeared through the mirror, the rest of the gathered pirates began making their own preparations to leave. Goodbyes were exchanged, some quick and casual, others lingering.

Crocodile, Mihawk, and Buggy were the first to take their leave. Buggy, of course, was still grinning like an idiot, clearly pleased with himself despite contributing absolutely nothing useful. “You lot better not get yourselves killed,” he said smugly, like he wasn’t already halfway out the door. “It’d be a real shame if I had to find new drinking buddies.”

Archer rolled his eyes but smirked. “Don’t worry, Buggy. You’re stuck with us.”

Cavendish and Bartolomeo left next, along with Leo. Barto, unsurprisingly, burst into dramatic tears, clinging onto Archer like he was being torn from his long-lost love. “I DON’T WANNA LEAVE YOU, SENPAI!” he wailed.

Archer, laughing, finally pried Barto off with some difficulty. “You’ll live, brat. We’ll see each other soon enough.”

Marco and Deuce followed suit, leaving with a few firm nods and quick words of encouragement. And then there was Yamato.

Still grinning wildly, Yamato simply pointed toward the sky. “You might wanna look up.”

Archer blinked and did just that—only to see a massive pink dragon descending toward them. His first instinct was to yell and start swinging, but then the dragon landed and transformed into none other than Momonosuke.

“Momo,” Archer said, rubbing his temple. “You couldn’t have just walked up like a normal person?”

Momonosuke ignored him, standing tall as he addressed the group. “Wano stands with you.” His voice was steady, resolute. “But as its leader, I cannot publicly align myself in the open battle. That is why I sent Yamato in my place.”

Yamato beamed, clearly thrilled. 

Archer sighed, shaking his head but smiling despite himself. Then Sabo said goodbye, telling his dads that he would hitch a ride with Momo.

As Momonosuke and Yamato and Sabo took off into the skies once more, Archer turned to the remaining crew. “Alright, let’s get moving. We’ve got work to do.”

 

Archer sat perched on the figurehead of the Silence, the carved roaring bearhead beneath him solid and steady despite the chaos raging in his mind. The salty wind whipped through his blond hair, but it did little to cool the heat simmering in his chest. His golden eyes were locked onto the horizon, but his thoughts were locked onto something else entirely.

Doflamingo.

That bastard was coming for them. Again.

Archer clenched his jaw, his fingers digging into the carved wood beneath him. He should have killed the fucker back at Dressrosa. Cutting off his hands had felt satisfying at the time, but now? Now he wished he had taken his damn head. If he had, they wouldn’t be in this mess. They wouldn’t have to be watching their backs for the deranged lunatic who was obsessed with hunting them down.

Was Archer scared? Fuck yes.

Was he angry? Even more so.

But fear wasn’t going to help them now. He needed a plan.

His first priority was Luc. There was no way in hell he was going to let that monster get his hands on her. Tama too. They needed to be armed. Steel, not wood. It was time to stop pretending that they were just kids swinging pipes around for fun. They had to be able to defend themselves. He’d make sure of that.

He turned his head slightly, scanning the deck of the Silence below him. The crew moved efficiently, the tension from their near battle with Akainu still lingering in the air. Rosinante stood near the helm, speaking in low tones with Giles, likely discussing their next course of action. Raya was sharpening her daggers while Timble and Nugget exchanged nervous glances, their usual playful banter subdued by the weight of the situation.

Archer exhaled sharply. They had to be extra careful now. Not just for themselves, but for the entire crew. Doflamingo wouldn’t stop until he got what he wanted. And Akainu… that smug bastard had all but promised to let him have his way.

Archer sneered at the thought.

He slid off the figurehead, landing lightly on his feet before striding towards Rosinante. His husband turned to him instantly, sensing the storm brewing beneath his calm exterior.

“We need to step up our security,” Archer said, his voice low but firm. “One guard on duty every hour of the day. Two at night. And we need to arm the girls properly. No more wooden pipes. They need real weapons.”

Rosinante studied him for a moment before nodding. “Agreed. I’ll talk to Giles about the rotations. You handle the weapons.”

Archer smirked, but it didn’t quite reach his eyes. “Oh, I’ll handle it, alright.”

Rosinante placed a hand on his shoulder, squeezing gently. “We’ll get through this, Archer.”

Archer met his gaze, his own fierce and unwavering. “Damn right we will.”

He turned on his heel, already mentally compiling a list of weapons they’d need. If Doflamingo wanted to come for them, fine. Let him try.

 

Dinner was a tense affair, though Rosinante kept his voice steady as he laid out the new security measures and shift rotations. Archer watched the crew absorb the changes, noting the way their expressions shifted from curiosity to somber determination.

Once Rosinante was finished, Archer leaned forward, looking straight at the girls. "Four hours a day," he told them. "You'll train with either me or Raya. You need to figure out what weapon works for you. No more wooden pipes. You need steel."

Luc swallowed hard. "Why?" she asked, her voice quiet but steady.

Archer didn’t sugarcoat it. "Because the Marines let Doflamingo out. And the odds of him coming for me and you? Pretty damn high."

Luc and Tama exchanged nervous glances but nodded. They knew their dad wasn’t one for gentle talk. If he said it, it was because they needed to hear it.

Rosinante’s tone softened. "We don’t want you to be afraid," he said. "We just want you to be prepared. Don’t go anywhere without an adult. Stay alert. But don’t let it consume you. We have plans in place."

Ikkaku leaned back in her chair, crossing her arms. "Well, at least we have two highly advanced Observation Haki users on board. That alone buys us time if anything happens."

Archer blinked. "Two? I know Katakuri has it, but who’s the second?"

The entire table stared at him.

Rosinante rubbed his temples, looking like he was questioning all of his life choices. "You, Archer. You’re the second."

"Huh." Archer frowned. "I had no idea I knew Haki. I just thought I had good instincts."

Katakuri sighed, shaking his head. "That’s literally what Observation Haki is."

Raya pointed at him with her fork. "How does someone who makes Warlords, Emperors, and Admirals piss themselves in fear not realize he’s using Haki?"

Archer shrugged. "I dunno. I just... do shit."

Giles chuckled. "Just like when you casually mentioned you could read Poneglyphs and forgot to tell anyone."

Archer grinned sheepishly. "Heh. Oops?"

The crew groaned collectively. Rosinante dropped his head onto the table. "I swear, love, you’re going to be the death of me."

Archer smirked, reaching out to ruffle his husband’s hair. "We gotta kill your brother first."

Rosinante rubbed his temples, staring blankly at his plate, his mind spiraling into an existential crisis. How in the actual hell had Archer gone his entire lives using Haki without realizing it?

Ace casually popped another piece of meat into his mouth, chewing thoughtfully. “So, uh… do I have Armament, and can I get Observation too?”

“You already have it,” Katakuri deadpanned, crossing his arms.

Ace blinked. “Oh.”

Archer snorted. “Well. We’re a bunch of goddamn geniuses in this family, aren’t we?”

Rosinante slammed his forehead onto the table again with a dramatic groan. “I married an idiot, and we raised more idiots. It’s a miracle we’ve survived this long.”

Vivi, trying and failing to stifle her giggles, patted Rosinante’s back. “At least they’re powerful idiots?”

“That’s not as comforting as you think,” Rosinante muttered.

Raya, wiping away a tear of laughter, grinned at Archer. “You really didn’t know? Not even a little?”

Archer leaned back, crossing his arms behind his head. “Nope. I just figured I was better at reading people than most.”

“Unbelievable,” Katakuri muttered, shaking his head.

Lucindra, who had been listening intently, perked up. “So… can I learn Haki?”

Archer ruffled her hair. “Hell yeah, kiddo. With training, anyone can learn it.”

Rosinante finally sat back up, his eye twitching slightly. “Speaking of training—Ace, Gin, Luc and Tama, I want you all working on honing your Haki. We’ll have specific training sessions.”

Ace groaned. “Ugh, more training?”

“Unless you’d rather get your ass handed to you in battle?” Rosinante shot back.

Ace grumbled something under his breath but didn’t argue further with his papa.

Giles, still snickering, leaned toward Archer. “So, what other skills are you hiding that you ‘forgot’ to tell us about?”

Archer smirked. “I can do a backflip while drinking a beer.”

Rosinante let out a long, suffering sigh, and everyone burst out laughing.

With the mood lifted, the crew continued eating, laughing.

 

Luc then beamed at her fathers, completely unfazed dropping a bomb. “Just so you know, when I turn 18, I’ll marry Deuce, and we’ll start our own pirate crew!”

Simultaneously. Every single person at the table choked.

Water, sake, wine, and chewed-up food went flying. The sound of coughing and gagging filled the air. Katakuri even had to pound Gin on the back before the man choked himself to death on a piece of bread.

Archer wiped his chin with the back of his hand, then pointed directly at Luc. “Absolutely the fuck not! My little girl is not getting married! Not ever! Not until she’s at least forty!”

Rosinante, who looked like he had just been gut-punched, vigorously nodded. “Exactly! Forty is a good age! And also, Deuce is waaaay too old for you!”

Across the table, Raya, Ikkaku, Vivi, and Brulee were howling with laughter.

Ace, who had been mid-drink, gulped audibly when Archer’s fiery golden eyes snapped toward him.

“Your friend Deuce?” Archer growled, voice dripping with murderous intent. “Is a dead man.”

Ace visibly swallowed. “Uh… should I warn him, or just let it happen?”

Luc, still grinning like a little devil, propped her chin on her hand. “Oh, don’t worry! Deuce doesn’t even know I’m gonna marry him yet!”

There was a moment of silence.

Then chaos erupted again.

Archer slammed his hands on the table. “Then what the fuck was all that for!?”

Luc just giggled. “I wanted to see your reactions.”

Archer nearly threw his chair across the room.

Rosinante was still recovering from the first heart attack when Luc turned her smug gaze on him. “And anyway, you’re being silly, Papa! You’re waaay older than Dad, and he still married you!”

Archer completely lost it.

The entire table exploded into laughter.

Rosinante’s face twisted in pure horror. “I am only eight years older than him, thank you very much!”

Luc gave him a slow, deadpan blink.

Then she smirked.

“Oooooooooldie.”

Rosinante made a strangled noise. Archer was wheezing, clutching his stomach. Uni was practically falling out of his seat, while Giles and Brulee were pounding the table. Ikkaku wiped away a tear.

“Luc, honey, I love you,” Raya gasped between laughs.

Rosinante slumped back in his chair, completely defeated. “I am not that old.”

Archer wiped at his eyes, catching his breath. “Don’t worry, babe. You’ll always be my sexy old man.”

Rosinante threw a bread roll at his face.

Luc, meanwhile, just grinned, proud of herself.

 

Later, Archer had put the girls to sleep, still not knowing whether to cry or to laugh. Smug little shits they were, those two. Shaking his head, he went into the galley, needing a beer before going to sleep (Jean Bart and Vivi were on guard duty tonight). There, he spotted Ace, rubbing his back. Concerned, he asked his son if everything was alright.

Ace just smiled and said he must have slept wrong after he passed out at the party. Not quite buying it, Archer told him to pull up his shirt. And there, at the base of his spine, was an angry red mark. It looked like a bug bite.

"Huh," Archer said. "You must have been stung by something. If it keeps hurting, go to Raya."

Ace nodded, hugging his dad goodnight before going to sleep. Shaking his head, Archer drank the rest of his beer before going into his and Rosinante’s cabin.

Gently opening the door, Archer spotted Rosinante lying face down in the middle of their bed. Smiling softly, Archer went into the bathroom, slowly prepping himself—he wanted to take good care of his husband tonight, since Rosinante’s day had been a wild one.

After freshening up, Archer stepped back into the room and climbed onto the bed beside Rosinante, resting a hand on his back. "Rosi? You awake?"

A muffled groan was his only response. Archer chuckled. "Long day, huh?"

Rosinante turned his head just enough to peek at Archer through tired eyes. "You have no idea."

"Oh, I think I do," Archer teased, massaging slow circles into Rosinante’s back. "First Akainu, your brother and Luc, and trying to comprehend just how much of a menace your son and husband are."

Rosinante let out a dramatic sigh. "It’s exhausting."

Archer slowly lowered himself onto Rosinante's back, his warm breath tickling the nape of his neck. With deliberate slowness, he began to trace a path along his spine with his tongue, starting from the base and working his way up. Each lick sent shivers down Rosinante's body, making him arch his back and moan softly.


Reaching the top of his spine, Archer's tongue found the sensitive skin behind Rosinante's ear. He nibbled gently, sending a jolt of pleasure through his husband's body.

"Turn around, my love," Archer whispered, his breath hot against Rosinante's ear.


Rosinante obliged, turning to face his mischievous spouse. As he turned, Archer gracefully shifted his position, now straddling Rosinante's lap, their bodies pressed intimately together.

Rosinante's eyes widened at the sight of Archer's hard cock, already straining against his stomach.

 

"Keep your hands above your head, my dear husband," Archer purred, his voice laced with authority. "If you move them, I'll have to stop, and I don't think you want that." Rosinante, obedient to his lover's commands, nodded slowly, his eyes never leaving Archer's. He raised his hands, placing them gently on the headboard, exposing his muscular chest and flat nipples.


Archer leaned forward, capturing one of Rosinante's nipples between his teeth. He tugged gently, eliciting a sharp gasp from his husband. 
He continued his sensual assault, kissing and licking his way down Rosinante's chest, leaving a trail of wet kisses. His hands roamed freely, caressing Rosinante's muscular arms and shoulders, eliciting soft moans with each
touch.

When Archer reached the waistband of Rosinante's pants, he paused, looking up at his husband with a devilish grin. "You know what I want, don't you?" he asked, his voice dripping with desire.
Rosinante nodded, his eyes dark with anticipation. 

Archer wasted no time. With nimble fingers, he unbuttoned Rosinante's pants, freeing his thick, erect cock. It sprang forward, heavy and demanding, a testament to his husband's desire. Archer's eyes gleamed with
satisfaction as he took the impressive length into his hand, stroking it gently.


"You're so hard for me," he whispered, his breath hot against the tip of Rosinante's cock. "I'm going to make you feel so good." With that, Archer leaned forward, taking the head of Rosinante's cock into his mouth. He swirled his tongue
around the sensitive glans, savoring the taste of his husband.

Rosinante's hands clenched into fists, his knuckles turning white as he fought the urge to thrust his hips forward. Archer took his time, teasing and tormenting Rosinante with his skilled mouth. He sucked and licked, taking
more of the thick shaft into his mouth with each pass.

His hands roamed over Rosinante's thighs, squeezing and kneading the firm muscles, driving him wild with pleasure. Rosinante's breath came in ragged gasps as he struggled to maintain control. "Archer, please," he begged, his
voice thick with desire. "I'm so close."


Just as Rosinante was on the brink of release, Archer pulled away, his mouth leaving a wet trail up the length of his shaft. Rosinante groaned in frustration, his body tense with unspent release.
Archer smirked, his fingers gently pinching Rosinante's nipple.

"I'm not done with you yet. I want to feel you inside me." Archer stood and turned his back to Rosinante, presenting himself to his husband. He had prepared himself earlier in the bathroom, ensuring he was ready for what was to come. Rosinante's eyes darkened with desire as he took in the sight of Archer's firm, round ass.

With a growl, Rosinante stood and positioned himself behind Archer. He grasped his husband's hips, pulling him back onto his throbbing cock. Archer gasped as he was filled, his body accommodating Rosinante's impressive
girth.

"Ride me, Archer," Rosinante commanded, his voice rough with desire. "Show me how much you want it." Archer obliged, slowly rising and falling on Rosinante's cock. He set a steady rhythm, his muscles clenching
around his husband's shaft.

Rosinante's hands gripped Archer's hips, guiding his movements, urging him to take more of him. The room filled with the sounds of flesh slapping against flesh, punctuated by their moans and gasps. Archer's
head fell back, his golden hair cascading down his shoulders, as he surrendered to the pleasure coursing through his body.

"Fuck yes!" Rosinante growled, his breath hot against Archer's ear. "Take it all. Take my cock deep insideyou." Archer obeyed, his body moving in perfect harmony with Rosinante's. He rode his husband with abandon, his
ass cheeks clenching and releasing with each thrust.

Rosinante's hands roamed over Archer's body, caressing his firm buttocks and squeezing his nipples, driving him wild with sensation. As they neared the peak of pleasure, Archer reached down, stroking his own cock in time with
Rosinante's thrusts.

The sensation of being filled by his husband, combined with his own touch, pushed him closer to the edge. "I'm close," Archer panted, his voice hoarse with desire. "I'm going to cum, Rosi."
Rosinante's thrusts became more urgent, his own climax building.

"Cum for me, Archer," he grunted. "Let me feel it." With a final, powerful thrust, Archer's body tensed, and he cried out as he spilled his seed, coating hisstomach with his release. The sensation of Archer's orgasm pushed Rosinante over the edge, and he roared as he filled his husband's hole with his own hot cum.


They collapsed onto the bed, their bodies slick with sweat and cum. Archer turned in Rosinante's arms, their lips
meeting in a passionate kiss.

After making love, Rosinante was playing with Archer’s hair when he suddenly said, "I’m going to kill Doflamingo this time around. This has gone far enough."

Archer nodded, agreeing with his husband. "Yeah. He needs to die. And soon."

Then the Den Den Mushi rang, and Archer groaned. "Why does someone always call either when we’re having sex or just after? Has no one ever heard about aftercare?"

Rosinante smiled and picked up the snail. And holy fucking shit—it was none other than Law on the other end!

In true Law fashion, he started by saying, "Bepo and I are safe. But I’m hunting Doflamingo. If you don’t hear from me for a while, that’s why."

Rosinante barely managed to say, "Jean Bart, Penguin, Sachi, Uni, and Ikkaku are alive and on the Silence with us."

Law exhaled, relief evident in his voice. "Thank you, i love you both." And with that, he hung up.

Rosinante just stared at the Den Den Mushi with wide eyes, then turned to Archer. "I’m going to chain Law to the ship when we see him again."

Archer let out a long sigh. "Good luck with that."

 

Chapter 98: Duality of men

Summary:

Party
Puberty
Shit
Trip to the past
The four wicked witches
Debt repayed
Shifty fucker
Shopping
Beer
Killing

Notes:

Hello again! This chapter (the end) is a wee bit bloody, so be warned!

Remember to leave a comment and a kudos! :D

Chapter Text

A few weeks later, as they were sailing toward an island to restock and relax, Archer found himself in their cabin with Rosinante, Luc, and Tama. The girls had knocked, asking if they could talk, and now all four of them lay sprawled across the big bed, chatting about everything on their minds.

Then Tama hesitated before speaking. "So… I'll be turning twelve soon. And I was wondering... could I have a party? Just a small one? Please?"

Archer and Rosinante exchanged a look, guilt washing over them. They hadn't even realized Tama’s birthday was coming up.

"Of course!" Rosinante said immediately, sitting up straighter. "What kind of party do you want? Guests? Decorations? Food? Party games? And most importantly, what do you want for presents?"

Tama’s cheeks flushed slightly. "Well… I could really use some new clothes," she admitted. "Most of mine are either too short now or, um… they're getting tight around my chest."

Silence.

Absolute, horrifying silence.

Archer and Rosinante slowly turned to face each other, identical expressions of horror dawning on their faces.

Shit.

Puberty.

Tama was starting to go through puberty. And she was a girl. Which meant…

Oh god.

She’d be getting her period soon.

Neither of them had ever dealt with this before. Sure, they’d managed morning wood when Ace and Luffy hit that stage. But this?

This was uncharted territory.

Luc, clearly understanding their panic, rolled her eyes. "You guys look like you're about to pass out. It's not that big a deal."

"Not that big a deal?!" Archer hissed. "We don't know anything about—about—" He flailed his hands wildly, looking to Rosinante for backup, but his husband looked just as shell-shocked.

Rosinante cleared his throat. "Right! Yes. Okay. New clothes! We can definitely do that. Anything else?"

Tama’s eyes sparkled with excitement now that the initial awkwardness had passed. "Maybe some sweets? And, um… could we invite everyone on the crew? And Grandpapa? He said he’d try to visit soon."

Archer let out a breath, nodding. "Absolutely. We’ll make it happen."

Luc smirked at them. "And maybe you guys should also, you know… read a book or something about—" she gestured vaguely, "—all this."

"We will!" Archer said quickly. "We absolutely will. We are responsible parents."

Rosinante nodded solemnly. "The most responsible."

Tama giggled. "You guys are so weird."

Archer groaned, throwing a pillow over his face. "We’re trying, kid. We’re trying."

Luc just shook her head as Tama giggled again, clearly enjoying watching her dads squirm. This was going to be a learning experience for all of them.

As the mortification slowly faded, Luc tilted her head and asked, "What were you both doing when you were twelve?"

Rosinante grinned, ruffling Luc's hair. "I was a Marine cadet, training and living with Sengoku—your grandpapa—trying to make up for my past as a Celestial Dragon and to distance myself from my crazy brother."

Tama's eyes widened with curiosity. "What did you enjoy most about the training?"

Rosinante hummed in thought, then smiled. "Probably the discipline. It gave me structure and a purpose. Plus, I got to eat three meals a day, which was a big step up from my old life."

Luc and Tama nodded, taking in his words before turning their attention to Archer, who had gone noticeably quiet.

"And you, Dad?" Tama prompted. "What were you doing when you were twelve?"

Archer didn’t respond immediately. His mind had transported him years back, and suddenly he was no longer in the cabin of the Silence but in a blood-soaked Marine base in the South Blue.

(Flashback)

A twelve-year-old Archer, skinny and wild-eyed, his unruly mane of golden curls matted with sweat and flecked with blood, crept through the dimly lit corridors of a Marine outpost. His fingers clenched a stolen knife, his knuckles white with tension.

The floor was littered with unconscious—or possibly dead—Marines. He stepped over them carefully, barely registering their groans of pain. He had no time for them.

He was hunting for information.

Ace was gone. Taken.

Garp had disappeared with him, and Archer needed to find out where.

His breath was ragged as he reached the captain’s quarters, kicking the door open with a force that sent it slamming against the wall. A frightened officer scrambled to his feet, hands raised in surrender.

“Where is Garp?” Archer demanded, voice hoarse from disuse.

The officer stammered, eyes darting between the boy and the bloodied blade in his grip.

Archer advanced. "Tell me now, or I'll make sure you never tell anyone anything again."

A sharp tug on his arm pulled Archer back to reality. Luc was shaking him, calling, "Dad? Dad!"

Archer blinked rapidly, his surroundings snapping back into focus. The warm glow of the cabin, the soft mattress beneath them, his daughters staring at him expectantly.

Swallowing thickly, he forced a smile. "Ah... I was just traveling around, having fun."

Rosinante, who knew the truth all too well, shot him a sideways glance, one eyebrow raised in silent understanding. Leaning in, he murmured under his breath, "Good save."

Archer exhaled, relieved that the girls didn't press further. He wasn’t ready to explain that part of his past—not yet. Instead, he pulled them both into a hug, ruffling their hair.

"Now, let's talk more about this party," he said, steering the conversation away from dangerous memories. "What kind of cake are we talking about here?"

 

Later, Rosinante and the girls were calling Sengoku to invite him to the party, while Archer was stomping through the Silence, looking for one of the females on the ship. He needed their help in educating him and Rosinante about female puberty and what would follow. As he stomped around like an angry bull, having no luck in locating the four women, he threw the door to the deck open, yelling at a poor Penguin, who was on guard, "Where the fuck is your girlfriend hiding? And all the other females?"

Scared, Penguin stammered, "They’re having tea and gossiping in Ikkaku and Vivi’s cabin."

Nodding, Archer almost ran a poor Giles down in his hurry, yelling a quick, "Sorry!" over his shoulder. Stopping in front of the door, he knocked four times, yelling, "Raya!" until Brulee opened the door, raising an eyebrow.

"What’s eating you?" she asked.

Blushing, Archer muttered, "I need your help." Before he knew it, he was pulled into the room and placed between Vivi and Raya. Stumbling through his words, he managed to say, "Tama is starting to go through puberty, and she’s getting breasts, and her period will come soon. Rosinante and I have no fucking clue what to do or how to explain it to her. So… here I am, asking the four wicked witches—" (which earned him a smack from Ikkaku) "—for help, so that we, as Tama and Luc’s dads, can guide them through the changes in their bodies."

All the women grinned shark-like smiles, and fuck, did Archer get educated! From mood swings to cramps, to the different products to use and so on, they covered everything. After suffering through forty-five minutes of intense education on the female body, they finally let him go. Raya handed him a book they could read with the girls, and all four of them told him that he and Rosinante were good dads for going through such lengths for their children.

Still slightly dazed, Archer clutched the book and muttered, "Rosinante owes me for this."

Walking into the cabin, Archer found only Rosinante inside, the girls having long since left. Without a word, he tossed the book Raya had given him straight at his husband, who caught it with a frown.

“Read it,” Archer grumbled, rolling his shoulders as if shaking off the trauma. “I’ve now paid my debt for Ace’s hour-long rant about Pudding.”

Rosinante raised an eyebrow before glancing at the book’s cover. His lips twitched as he read the title, realization dawning. When he looked back up, Archer was already pacing the room, rubbing his temples.

“You went to the four wicked witches for advice, didn’t you?” Rosinante asked, amusement lacing his tone.

Archer shot him a look, then threw himself onto the bed with a dramatic sigh. “Yeah. And fuck did I get educated.”

Rosinante burst into laughter, shaking his head. “Thank you for your sacrifice,” he said, voice full of genuine gratitude and amusement.

“I better get a damn medal for it.” Archer sat up, raking a hand through his hair. “Did you get ahold of Sengoku? Is he coming to Tama’s party?”

Rosinante’s expression softened, and he nodded. “Yeah. Brulee’s picking him up.”

“Good.” Archer exhaled, then sat up straighter. “We need to make a list of everything we gotta buy. We’re going all out.”

Rosinante grinned and grabbed a notepad, but just as they started jotting things down, the Den Den Mushi rang. Without thinking, Archer grabbed it and answered.

“Portgas speaking.”

Silence for a brief moment.

Then a familiar voice.

“Archer.”

Archer’s jaw clenched. His grip on the snail tightened. Of fucking course.

Shanks.

“What the fuck do you want?” Archer said through gritted teeth, barely containing the simmering rage that had instantly ignited in his chest.

Shanks didn’t hesitate. “Figarland was just promoted to one of the Five Elders.”

Archer went utterly still, his golden eyes darkening. He didn’t respond, didn’t breathe. Shanks must have taken his silence for confusion because he asked, “Archer? You there?”

Archer’s grip on the Den Den Mushi tightened until Rosinante shot him a warning look, silently reminding him not to break the damn thing.

But Archer was done playing nice.

“Why the fuck did you give Barto poison meant for Luffy?” The words came out low and lethal.

Silence. Then a slight shuffle from the other end.

“It wasn’t—”

“Who the fuck do you think you are, testing people like that?!” Archer cut him off, fury burning in his voice. “Luffy is a grown man! He makes his own goddamn decisions, and yeah, sometimes those decisions might be mistakes, but they’re his to make! You don’t get to just waltz into his life whenever you fucking feel like it, stay away for years, and then suddenly try to poison him!”

Shanks stammered something, but Archer wasn’t done.

“You fucked up, Shanks,” Archer continued, voice like steel. “We held a big fucking meeting, and guess what? Barto told everyone exactly what you did. Every. Single. Person. There.”

Silence on the other end.

Archer smirked coldly.

“Oh, and you’ll love this part,” he added, tone dripping with venom. “Mihawk was there. And guess what? He wasn’t fucking impressed.”

Shanks sucked in a breath.

Archer let the weight of that settle for a moment before delivering his final blow.

“We’ll talk again when you stop being a shifty fucker.” Then he slammed the receiver down, cutting the call.

The cabin was silent.

Rosinante blinked at him. “Feel better?”

Archer exhaled sharply, rubbing his temples. “No. But at least I didn’t crush the damn thing.”

Rosinante snorted, shaking his head before flipping open the book Archer had thrown at him earlier.

“Well, since we’re dealing with problems,” Rosinante said, barely holding back a grin. “Would you rather read about menstruation, or deal with Shanks again?”

Archer groaned, flopping onto the bed. “Fuck my life.”

 

As they reached the island two days later, Giles had chosen the perfect spot for them to restock and relax. The crew quickly split into teams to cover all necessary tasks efficiently. Gin, Katakuri, and Sachi stayed behind to guard the Silence, waiting for the next team to relieve them. Ace, Luc, Timble, and Vivi formed one group, while Uni, Raya, and Penguin went together in another. The third team consisted of Giles, Jean Bart, Brulee, and Ikkaku. Finally, the fourth team was Archer, Rosinante, Tama, and Nugget.

Tama happily walked between her dads, clutching a hand from each of them while Nugget sat perched on Archer’s shoulder. She chattered excitedly about the kind of clothes she wanted, her enthusiasm bubbling over.

“I need sturdy pants for training, but also some skirts for special occasions!” Tama declared, swinging their hands as they walked. “Oh! And blouses, shirts, and new underwear. But you know what’s the most exciting part?”

Archer and Rosinante exchanged wary glances, already feeling slightly overwhelmed. “Uh… what?” Archer asked cautiously.

“Shoes!” Tama practically squealed. “I want a nice pair of boots, and maybe some sandals for hot days! And—ooh! Maybe some cute flats for when we have a party on the ship!”

Rosinante let out a quiet laugh, glancing at Archer, who looked utterly lost. Fashion was far from their expertise.

“I think we’re in trouble,” Archer muttered under his breath.

Rosinante smirked. “You think?”

Neither of them had ever really put much thought into clothing before. Rosinante’s style was simple: long pants and either a black or white shirt. Archer wasn’t much better, favoring tight pants that stopped at his calves—easier for transformations—and short-sleeved shirts for convenience. Their lack of fashion sense was going to make this shopping trip… interesting.

“Well,” Rosinante said, shaking off his uncertainty, “at least we have clear instructions. That’s a start, right?”

Archer sighed, ruffling Tama’s hair affectionately. “Yeah, let’s just hope we don’t mess it up too bad.”

Tama beamed up at them. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you guys don’t get lost in the store!”

Rosinante chuckled while Archer groaned. “You have too much faith in us, kid.”

Tama only giggled, her excitement undeterred as they continued into town, ready to tackle the world of shopping.

As soon as they stepped into the shop, they were ambushed. Five salespeople descended on them like seagulls on a basket of fries, chattering non-stop about fabrics, cuts, and this season’s hottest colors.

Already overwhelmed, Archer raised a hand, cutting through the chaos. “Alright, listen up. Our daughter needs a whole new wardrobe—everything.” He gestured vaguely. “Top to bottom.”

The salespeople practically vibrated with excitement, their eyes gleaming at the prospect of outfitting a pre-teen with two utterly clueless dads. Before Archer or Rosinante could protest, Tama had been whisked away into a changing room, eagerly picking out clothes.

What followed was a blur of fabric swatches, twirling skirts, and an endless stream of outfits as Tama stepped out, beaming, after every new find. Archer and Rosinante nodded, smiled, and occasionally exchanged helpless glances, utterly lost but pleased by her enthusiasm.

By the time they reached the register, Archer blinked down at the receipt, momentarily stunned. “Holy shit,” he muttered, staring at the unholy sum they were about to pay.

Rosinante, equally bewildered, rubbed his face. “She’s worth it,” he said, though his voice had a slightly dazed quality to it.

Just as they were about to leave, something occurred to Archer. He turned to Tama. “Wait—did you get bras?”

The saleswoman standing nearby flushed a deep red at his bluntness. Tama, unfazed, grinned and eagerly held up a small bag. “Yep! I got some!”

Satisfied, Archer turned to the woman, catching her still looking slightly flustered. His golden eyes narrowed. “Got a problem with two dads shopping for their daughter?”

She quickly shook her head, waving her hands. “N-Not at all! Just—most men are… less direct.”

Archer snorted. “Yeah, well, I don’t have time for subtle.”

As they stepped out of the shop, Archer exhaled heavily. “I need a beer. Now.”

Rosinante, carrying half the bags, let out a long-suffering sigh. “Yeah. I second that.”

With Tama happily clutching her new wardrobe and Nugget sitting contently on Archer’s shoulder, they headed toward the nearest tavern.

 

The small tavern was alive with chatter, clinking glasses, and the hum of a busy afternoon. Archer sat at a corner table with Rosinante and Tama, the smell of beer and fried food filling the air. Archer could feel the weight of the day starting to lift as he waited for their drinks. Tama had ordered a cola, her wide eyes scanning the room as she sat between them, the picture of innocent curiosity.

And then it happened.

A sharp peck to the back of Archer’s head made him flinch, a familiar annoyance that only Nugget could cause. Growling softly, he turned to find the small bird perched on the edge of the table, eyes locked onto something across the room. Archer followed Nugget’s gaze, his stomach twisting in an instant.

Four shady-looking men sat at a table just a few spots away. Their eyes were too calculating, too focused, for this to be coincidence. Archer’s instincts screamed that something was about to go sideways, and he knew better than to ignore that gut feeling.

He locked eyes with Rosinante across the table. His husband’s expression shifted, reading him in a heartbeat, and Archer gave a subtle, almost imperceptible nod toward the table of men. Rosinante’s lips twitched into a barely-there smile, acknowledging the silent communication. Trust. Unspoken and unbreakable.

Archer reached out and gently picked up Nugget, his voice low, barely a whisper. “Find the nearest crew members. Get them here. Fast.”

The bird ruffled its feathers in agreement, before flying out of the door in the blink of an eye. Archer didn’t take his eyes off the men for a second.

Tama, always perceptive, shifted slightly in her seat. She must have sensed the change in the air. Her small voice barely made it to Archer’s ears. “What’s wrong?”

Rosinante wrapped an arm around her, pulling her close as he whispered softly in her ear. “We’re being followed, sweetie. Stay close, and have your knife ready, okay?”

Tama nodded, her innocent face suddenly serious, but Archer could see the trust in her eyes. She was ready to play her part.

Their drinks arrived, but Archer barely registered the mugs being set down. He swallowed the beer quickly, the cool liquid doing little to calm the storm brewing inside him. Without a word, he gestured for Tama to follow them, rising from the table and leading the way out of the tavern.

And, of course, as if on cue, the men followed.

Turning a sharp corner, Archer moved swiftly, letting Rosinante and Tama go first into the narrow alley. He heard the men behind him, the unmistakable shuffle of footsteps on cobblestone. Just as they turned the corner, Archer was already moving—his blade flashing as it sliced through the air, striking one of the men in the chest. Before the others had time to react, Archer was on them, cold and efficient, a blur of motion. One by one, they fell.

It was only when there was one left, the final bastard standing, that Archer allowed himself a moment to breathe. He smacked the man hard against the wall, the sound of the impact ringing through the alley. The man gasped in pain, but Archer was merciless, jamming his knife into the man’s hand, the blade piercing flesh with a sickening crunch.

The man screamed, his body trembling in pain. Archer leaned in, his voice low, dangerous. “Who are you? Who sent you?”

The man’s eyes were wide with fear, his breath ragged. But Archer didn’t budge, not an ounce of sympathy in his expression. The silence stretched, the only sound the man’s soft whimpers and the distant hum of the city. Archer’s grip on the knife tightened. “Speak,” he demanded.

Rosinante and Tama stood nearby, watching quietly. Archer wasn’t worried. They knew what was coming. And Archer wasn’t done yet.

The thug’s eyes were wild with terror as he struggled against the wall, his hand still pinned by the knife. His mouth was a thin line of defiance, but the blood loss and pain had stripped him of any bravado. Archer didn’t care. He pulled out another knife, its steel gleaming in the dim alley light. Without hesitation, he jammed it into the man’s other hand, twisting it for extra measure, making the man scream in agony.

Archer leaned in close, his voice a chilling whisper. “Who sent you?” The words were barely above a murmur, but they carried a weight of menace that sent a shiver down the man’s spine. “Answer me, or I’ll cut something precious off.”

The man’s pallor drained even further, the fear evident on his face. His breathing was shallow, panicked. His stammering voice finally broke, barely audible. “D-Doflamingo... it was Doflamingo. He paid us to shadow you... and report back.”

Archer’s hand tightened around the hilt of the knife, his teeth grinding. His entire body tensed, but before the man could say another word, Archer’s eyes narrowed, and he let out a low growl. His body rippled with fury as his transformation took over, bones shifting, claws extending, the familiar surge of power overtaking him.

The thug barely had time to register the change before Archer, in his hybrid form, tore into the man’s throat, silencing him with a savage snap of his jaws. Blood spurted out in a hot spray, the man’s life ending in an instant.

As the transformation subsided and Archer returned to his human form, he wiped the blood from his mouth with a cold, disinterested look on his face. Just then, a familiar voice broke the tense silence.

“Can’t even shop without getting into trouble, huh?”

Archer turned to find Raya standing behind them, her arms crossed with a raised eyebrow. Nugget was perched on her head, the little bird chirping innocently. Archer shrugged, wiping the blade clean with a cloth before sheathing it. “Doflamingo’s men,” he said nonchalantly. “Round up the others. We’re leaving this island.”

Raya let out an exaggerated sigh, but there was a grin playing at the corners of her mouth. “Always the troublemakers, huh? Fine. I’ll gather the crew.”

As they walked past the four dead men, the air thick with the smell of blood, Tama paused, glaring down at the corpses. With a swift movement, she spat on one of their bodies, her small face twisted in disgust. Archer and Rosinante chuckled at the sight, a rare moment of humor breaking through the tension.

“That’s my girl,” Archer murmured, ruffling Tama’s hair as they moved toward the exit. The crew would be ready soon, and they needed to leave before any more of Doflamingo’s men showed up.

But for now, they had one more island to escape.

Chapter 99: Chains

Summary:

Party!
Gifts
Talking
Worth
Run
Prison?
No way in hell
Spewning shit
Lies
So close.

Notes:

WARINING!
This chapter is very dark, with mention of rape/trying

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Chapter Text

The sun bathed the island in golden warmth as seagulls called overhead. The scent of salt and sweet cake lingered on the breeze. Giles, being the absolute legend he was, had found an uninhabited island perfect for the celebration. The crew had worked their asses off to make this day unforgettable for Tama. Banners fluttered between the trees, balloons bobbed in the breeze, and the long table practically groaned under the weight of food and drinks.

But what truly made Archer grin was the pile of gifts that had arrived over the last two days via messenger birds. Rosinante had to forbid Timble from trying to kill the poor birds, which Timble grumbled about, of course. Still, the haul was impressive: a sleek dagger from Crocodile, a beautiful music box from Mihawk, a ridiculously gaudy clown doll from Buggy (classic), and even thoughtful gifts from Yamato, Hiyori, and Momo. But the best surprise? A box from Luffy and Sabo. Tama had screamed with excitement, clutching it to her chest, eyes sparkling.

Gin had spent the last two days crafting the perfect cake, just how Tama wanted: chocolate and strawberries, layered high and decorated with little sugar animals. Archer had to physically restrain himself from stealing a taste. The crew hustled to finish the decorations: Giles handled the heavy lifting, Raya charmed some fireflies into lantern duty, and Timble—well, he tangled himself in the banners twice but managed to help. Nugget supervised from above, obviously.

And Tama? She was a whirlwind of excitement, twirling in her new party clothes: a bright kimono patterned with flowers and sakura blossoms. She kept bouncing on her toes, her eyes fixed on Brûlée’s mirror, waiting. "Is he here yet? Is he here yet?!"

Finally, the mirror rippled. With a soft pop, Brûlée stepped through, and behind her came a familiar figure: Sengoku.

“GRANDPAPA!” Tama shrieked, her voice carrying across the clearing.

Luc, just as quick, dashed to Sengoku’s side. “Grandpapa!”

The old Marine barely had time to open his arms before they tackled him, hugging him tight like they never wanted to let go. With a booming laugh, Sengoku lifted both children effortlessly, spinning them around, his smile so wide it could’ve split his face.

“Look at you two!” he chuckled warmly, his eyes crinkling. “Tama, happy birthday, my sweet girl. And Luc! You’ve grown taller already!”

Tama, still latched onto his neck, beamed. “You came!”

Sengoku ruffled their hair. “Of course I did! Wouldn’t miss it for the world.”

Archer, standing beside Rosinante, felt his chest warm at the sight. He nudged his husband. “Think he’ll cry when he sees the cake?” he teased.

Rosinante chuckled, his eyes soft. “Oh, absolutely.”

The party kicked into full swing. Tama opened her gifts with squeals of joy, and when she reached Luffy and Sabo’s, she tore into it eagerly—finding a handmade bracelet with a little charm shaped like the sun. “It’s perfect!"

Then came the cake. Gin emerged from the makeshift kitchen, carefully balancing the towering masterpiece. “Alright, birthday girl! Make a wish!”

The crew erupted into a chaotic chorus of “Happy Birthday” (off-key, but heartfelt). Tama squeezed her eyes shut, whispered her wish, and blew out the candles to thunderous applause.

Archer raised a drink. “To Tama!”

“TO TAMA!” they all roared.

The Silence crew and five Heart Pirates stepped forward, revealing—holy fucking shit—a pink, glittery spiked club.

Archer blinked. “Is that… a pink club? With glitter?”

Ace, grinning like the little shit he was, chimed in, “Tama said Yamato’s club was awesome. So we wrote to Yamato and Momo and asked them for one—in her favorite color.”

Archer, knowing when he was beat, shook his head. “Well… hell, why not a club? Hella good weapon for cracking skulls.”

Sengoku, playing the balancing act, handed Tama his gift—beautiful books on animals. Tama squealed with joy. “Thank you, Grandpapa!”

Laughter, love, and chaos—everything exactly as it should be.

 

The party raged long into the night, filled with laughter and stories shared under the stars. At one point, Archer’s brows furrowed as he noticed Rosinante pulling Sengoku away from his conversation with Katakuri—an odd pair if Archer ever saw one.

As they approached him, Archer cut to the chase. “What’s up?”

Rosinante didn’t waste time. “Sengoku, do you know anything about the deal the World Government made with Doflamingo? And are you aware that he’s loose again? Akainu practically handed Archer and Luc to him on a silver platter.”

Sengoku’s face drained of color. He knew of Doflamingo’s twisted obsession with Archer and the horrors he nearly inflicted. “No,” he said firmly, “I’ve heard nothing about any deal. No word has reached me.”

That made Archer’s gut twist. “What the hell is going on in the Marines?” he muttered. “Is there a civil war brewing?”

Sengoku studied Archer, his gaze sharp. “Do you know what you’ve done?” he asked suddenly.

Archer blinked. “Uhhh… no?” he replied, dragging out the word.

A grin cracked Sengoku’s face. “The Marines are in chaos. There’s talk of desertions—some inspired by whispers from a certain… ‘pirate captain without a filter’ who dared to question the Marines’ morality.”

Archer rubbed his head with a sheepish chuckle. “Heh… I may have said something.”

Sengoku’s laughter rumbled out. “Yeah. You may have.

Grinning at Sengoku, Archer simply shrugged. “Hey, I only spoke the truth. No regrets.”

Rosinante snorted, shooting his husband an amused look. “That mouth of yours is going to land you in serious trouble one day.”

Archer smirked, his eyes glinting with mischief. “You’ve never complained about my mouth before,” he teased with a wink.

Rosinante’s face flushed, and Sengoku shot to his feet, his voice hurried. “That’s more than enough! A father does not need to hear this about his son.” Without another word, he made a quick escape toward Luc and Ace, who were dancing to Giles’ singing.

Rosinante turned back to Archer, a mix of exasperation and affection in his eyes. “Did you really have to say that? In front of my adoptive father?”

Archer grinned, stealing a quick kiss. “Payback, my love. Remember when he gave the girls those Marine uniforms?”

Rosinante sighed but couldn’t fight his smile. “You’re impossible.” He leaned in and kissed Archer back, the warmth between them undeniable.

 

Later that night, Archer’s sharp eyes caught sight of Luc sitting alone, her expression clouded with sadness. That wouldn’t do. Crossing the space between them, he squatted beside her and asked softly, “Hey, sweetheart. What’s wrong?”

Luc avoided his gaze, mumbling, “Nothing.”

Not buying it for a second, Archer offered his hand. “Come on. Walk with me.”

They strolled a short distance from the festivities, the warmth of her small hand in his reassuring. Kneeling to her eye level, Archer brushed a thumb across her cheek and said gently, “You can tell me anything. Long as you haven’t burned down the ship, I won’t be mad.”

Luc’s lower lip trembled, then fat tears spilled from her eyes. Without hesitation, Archer scooped her up and carried her further into the trees, his voice soft but firm. “Talk to me, baby girl. I hate seeing my littlest princess cry.”

Between sobs, Luc’s voice wavered. “I... I’m happy for Tama, really! But... I guess... I felt a little jealous. Not of her, but… she got so much attention today. She got gifts from Luffy and Sabo, and... I never got anything like that from them for my birthday.” Her voice broke into a whimper. “Does that mean they don’t love me as much?”

Archer’s chest ached at her words. He hugged her tightly, his voice raw with emotion. “Oh, Luc… Sweetheart, your brothers love you more than you know. But sometimes they’ve got their heads shoved so far up their asses, it ain't even funny.”

Luc hiccupped, a small giggle escaping.

Archer grinned and promised, “When your birthday comes, you’ll have a party just like this one. And your brothers? They’ll be there—even if I have to hire bounty hunters to drag them here. Hell, if I pay Nami enough, she’ll tie Luffy up herself and ship him over.”

Luc laughed at that, her tiny arms squeezing him tight. “I love you, Dad.”

“I love you more, princess.”

Setting her down, Archer realized they had wandered far from the party. The hairs on the back of his neck stood up. Something felt off.

His voice dropped to a serious tone. “Luc, walk ahead of me. Not running—just fast. And if I tell you to run… you run.

Luc’s eyes went wide, but she nodded and began to move briskly. Archer’s gut twisted, instincts screaming. Something was out there. And it was close.

Archer and Luc had barely taken a few steps when a sharp snap of a branch reached Archer’s ears. His voice dropped to a whisper. “Luc, run. Find Papa and the others. Now.”

Luc’s eyes met his—wide with fear but filled with trust. She gave a quick nod and sprinted away.

The moment he was sure she was gone, Archer turned, blades flashing in his hands. His voice rang out, cold and sharp. “Whoever the hell’s out there—show yourself.”

The only reply was a low, cruel laugh. Unfamiliar. And soaked in malice.

Archer’s jaw clenched. “I said—”

Suddenly, his body staggered as a cloud of gas hit him, burning his lungs and making his head spin. His vision blurred, the world twisting and warping around him. His knees hit the ground.

A voice, distant and mocking, reached his ears. “Doflamingo will pay well for this catch.”

Metal clicked—a pair of seastone cuffs snapping around his wrists.

The last thing Archer felt was the cold bite of steel and the world slipping into darkness.

 

Archer had no fucking clue where he was. He drifted in and out of darkness, his fleeting moments of consciousness revealing little more than the rocking of a ship and the cold bite of a needle before oblivion reclaimed him. When he finally came to, the situation was no less grim.

His shirt was gone, pants torn, and a seastone shackle weighed heavily on his ankle, sapping his strength. The room—if it could be called that—was unsettling. Damp stone walls, and a bed with silk sheets of all things. The contrast felt like a cruel joke.

He clenched his fists. Doflamingo. He had heard the bastards who took him mention the name. The very thought made his skin crawl. Fear, cold and raw, gnawed at his chest. But if that psychopath thought Archer would break, he was dead wrong. Archer would carve his own throat open before letting that monster lay a hand on him.

His muscles ached, but he refused the comfort of that damned bed. Instead, he lowered himself to the floor, the chill of the stone grounding him. Luc. He clung to the hope she was safe, that she had made it back. Everything else could burn—right now, survival was his only weapon.

And if the time came, he'd make his captors bleed for every second he spent in this hell.

Archer didn’t know how long he’d been trapped, but one thing was certain—the first person to walk through that door would die. And so they did.

The door creaked open, and Archer moved in a flash, yanking the poor bastard inside. The man barely had time to gasp before Archer snapped his neck and rifled through his belongings. No key. No weapon. "Shit," he hissed, kicking the lifeless body aside.

And then it became a game.

One by one, they entered. Eight bodies piled up within the hour, each meeting the same brutal end. Idiots, he thought darkly, wiping his bloodied hands on his torn pants. The shouts of alarm echoed from outside as panic set in.

The next squad entered cautiously—five this time, weapons drawn, faces pale. Archer lounged against the far wall, arms folded behind his head, a smirk carved across his blood-streaked face. "Your service sucks," he drawled.

One guard, braver or stupider than the rest, rushed forward, ignoring the warnings from his companions. Archer lashed out with his sea-stone chain, tripping him hard. The man hit the floor, and without hesitation, Archer descended, ripping his throat out with his teeth. He rose, face dripping crimson, his smile a feral crescent.

“Thanks for the meal,” he rasped, voice dark with mockery. “Tell Doflamingo his new hires are trash. Though, guess it’s hard to get good help—especially when you’re scraping from Marine leftovers.”

The remaining four, wide-eyed and shaking, dragged the fresh corpse away, leaving Archer alone with the stench of death and the weight of his own fury.

He was ready. Let them send the next wave. He'd bathe in their blood if he had to.

Archer stopped counting his kills at twenty-six. The monotony had set in, and with boredom creeping up, he resorted to push-ups and other exercises—because wasn’t that what people in prison did? And if this wasn’t a prison, then he was a monkey’s uncle. Which, technically, he supposed he was—Ace had always been a little monkey in spirit. The thought earned a smirk as he rinsed himself in the thin stream trickling through his cell.

The creak of the door interrupted his musings.

“Fuck off,” Archer growled without looking up. “Or you’ll end up like the others.”

A low, twisted laugh curled through the air, freezing his blood. He looked up—and there stood Doflamingo. The same psychotic grin. But this time, mechanical hands gleamed at his sides.

“Archer,” Doflamingo drawled, his voice sickly sweet, “I’ve waited so long for this moment. It was the thought of you—my one, true love—that kept me warm through every hellish second in Impel Down. And now… we’ll be together. Forever.” His sunglasses glinted as he stepped forward, madness dancing in every word.

Archer’s eyes narrowed, his voice dry and sharp. “You’re even crazier than before. Didn’t think that was possible.”

Doflamingo chuckled darkly. “I missed you… Even your wicked tongue.”

The tension in the room thickened, the air electric with unspoken violence.

And Archer smiled.

“Good,” he said softly, eyes burning with defiance. “Because I’ve got a lot more to say.”

Archer’s voice was cold and cutting as he spoke. “You’re a sick fuck, Doflamingo. Seriously twisted. And if you think I won’t escape, you’re even more of a moron than I thought.” His golden eyes burned with defiance. “Did you even consider Rosinante? Our crew? Our sons? They’ll come for me. Always. And you?” He gave a vicious smile. “You’re doomed. Alone. Batshit crazy.”

His voice sharpened, each word a knife. “You actually think I’d choose you over Rosinante? The love of my life—the only man I’ve ever kissed, ever touched. The only man I’ll ever love. You’ll always fall short, Doffy, because you’re the lesser brother. You always have been. You always will be.”

Doflamingo’s smirk twitched, but Archer pressed on, driving the blade deeper. “Even your parents knew it. Homing and Aldonza—they told us everything. They left Mary Geoise because they saw what you were becoming. They knew you’d end up a monster if you stayed with those sick Celestial bastards. You can cry for sympathy, but it’s your fault, Doffy. You murdered your own father and tried to do the same to your brother.”

Doflamingo’s fury exploded. He lunged forward, his hand clamping around Archer’s throat, lifting him off the ground. “Where the fuck did you hear that?” he snarled, eyes blazing.

Archer, though choking, grinned defiantly. “From your parents. From Mjosgard. From their journals. Yeah, Mjosgard—he’s the one who blocked you from returning to Mary Geoise. He read their words and knew what you were. A monster who shouldn’t be let back in.”

Doflamingo’s face contorted with rage. With a growl, he hurled Archer across the room. Archer crashed onto the bed, bruised but grinning through bloodied teeth.

“Truth hurts, huh?”

 

Archer barely managed to catch his breath before Doflamingo was on him, pinning his arms above his head. The mad glint in Doflamingo’s sunglass-free eyes was almost feral. Archer felt the familiar weight of his old fear claw at his chest, but he swallowed it down. He refused to give in. Not anymore. He had survived the nightmares—nightmares with Doflamingo’s face—because Rosinante and their family pulled him through. Doflamingo would never own him.

Doflamingo’s voice was a venomous hiss, promising Archer would be his, body and soul, that Rosinante’s death was inevitable—delayed far too long. “You belong to me,” he growled.

Archer’s response was cold and swift—he spat in Doflamingo’s face.

The bastard’s eyes flared before he sank his teeth into Archer’s neck, hard and sharp, warm blood seeping from the bite. But something made him pause—the fresh love bites on Archer’s skin, clear marks from Rosinante. The flash of emotion on Doflamingo’s face was almost pathetic.

“How could you?” His voice cracked with twisted heartbreak. “You gave him what should have been mine!”

Archer scoffed, voice laced with acid. “Need me to explain how the birds and bees work? My husband and I—yeah, we screw. As many times a day as we damn well please.”

The words lit the fuse. Doflamingo’s teeth sank into his chest, tearing skin, spilling more blood. The pain seared, but Archer didn’t hesitate. With a roar, he drove his knee into Doflamingo’s groin with every ounce of force he had.

The bastard dropped, gasping, and Archer, breath ragged, stumbled away from the bed.

Then Doflamingo rose again, eyes burning with raw, unhinged fury. The monster was back on his feet, and Archer knew—the real fight was only beginning.

But the attack didn’t come. Instead, Doflamingo laughed—a deep, jagged sound that made Archer’s skin crawl.

“Oh, Archer,” he crooned. “That fire... How I’ve missed it.” His smile sharpened. “When I break you, when you scream for me, it will be the sweetest sound I’ve ever heard. And when I’m finished—” His voice turned cold, gloating—“I’ll hand you over to Akainu. He’s been eager for his turn.”

A chill swept through Archer, but he didn’t let it show. “You’re both out of your damn minds,” he growled.

With a smirk, Doflamingo tossed something at his feet—a black and white hat, stained with dirt and torn at the brim.

Archer’s heart stopped. Law’s hat.

“Your precious son?” Doflamingo taunted, his grin slicing wide. “Dead. Alone. Left to die in the dark.”

But Archer’s eyes narrowed, his mind working fast. Law was not alone. If Law was near, so was Bepo. And if Doflamingo only said that Law was dead, no mention of Bepo, then Doflamingo was lying.

His voice came cold and sure. “No body, no proof. You’re a worse liar than Luffy.”

Doflamingo’s smirk faltered, his eyes flashing with annoyance before he turned and slammed the cell door shut.

Alone, Archer chuckled softly, settling back onto the bed. The familiar whistle of a jaunty little tune escaped his lips.

“Come on, kid,” he murmured under his breath. “Come and save your old man. Again.”

 

 

Chapter 100: Let this be the end

Summary:

Another day
Bottles on the wall
Blossoms in the dark
Killing and being a wingman
Then why the sneaking?
The last stand
Fresh air
Nothing

Notes:

WARNING!
This chapter is dark, very dark. Just so you know,

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The cold, damp walls of the cell seemed to close in tighter every day. Chains clattered softly against Archer’s ankel as he paced, his golden eyes burning with defiance. His body ached from the endless brawls, but his spirit? Unshaken.

The click of approaching boots reached his ears. A twisted smirk curled his lips. "Right on time, birdbrain," he muttered.

The iron door groaned open, and there he was. Doflamingo. Draped in his pink coat, a mockery of flamboyance masking the predator beneath. His grin was wide, and his eyes glowed with sinister amusement.

"Missed me, Archer?" Doflamingo taunted, his voice dripping with venom.

Archer rolled his shoulders, the chains clinking. "Oh, deeply. Missed your pathetic attempts to be half the man Rosinante is."

Doflamingo's smile twitched, his fingers curling. "Tch. Always so mouthy. Maybe I'll stuff it for you."

"Funny," Archer snapped back, his eyes blazing. "You’re obsessed with me, but you’ll never be him. Rosinante? Now he knows how to touch me. Our first time? Perfect. Unlike you—you’re nothing but filth under his shadow."

The string user's eye twitched—a trigger pulled. With a snarl, Doflamingo lashed out, his robot hand snapping forward. Archer dodged to the side, the razor-sharp threads slicing through stone where his head had been.

"You little shit!" Doflamingo roared, lunging forward, grabbing Archer by the throat, and slamming him against the wall with bone-rattling force. The air whooshed from Archer's lungs, but his grin never faded.

"That’s it," Archer gasped, eyes glittering. "All rage, no grace. No wonder Rosinante was your old mans favorite."

Doflamingo bared his teeth in a feral snarl and sank them into Archer’s shoulder. Pain ignited through Archer, but he gritted his teeth and drove his knee into Doflamingo's ribs. The former warlord stumbled back with a grunt, releasing him.

Without hesitation, Archer struck—his fist, clad in Haki, met Doflamingo’s face with a satisfying crunch. Blood sprayed, and he reeled, but he was quick. Threads shot out, catching Archer’s limbs, and with a flick, Doflamingo slammed him into the opposite wall.

"I’ll destroy you," Doflamingo hissed, advancing. "And when I’m done, I’ll visit Rosinante, your sons, daugthers and your precious crew."

"Try it," Archer growled, wiping blood from his mouth. "But I see you coming from miles away now." His eyes sharpened, Observation Haki flaring.

A string shot for his throat—he dodged effortlessly.

Another aimed for his leg—sidestepped.

A barrage followed—each one anticipated, each one evaded with inhuman precision.

"What the hell—?" Doflamingo hissed, frustration mounting.

"Seven days," Archer snarled, closing the distance. "Seven days of your pathetic routine. Ten minutes before you enter, I feel you."

With a roar, Archer's fists, blackened with Haki, crashed into Doflamingo. Once. Twice. The air thundered with each impact.

Doflamingo tried to retaliate, threads whipping wildly, but Archer was untouchable. His Observation Haki was a sharpened blade, reading every intention before it struck.

In a final blow, Archer drove his fist into Doflamingo's gut, sending him crashing through the cell wall.

Panting, Archer spat blood onto the floor. "You'll never have me."

From the wreckage, Doflamingo’s laughter bubbled dark and low. "You haven’t won yet."

Archer grinned, cracking his neck. "Didn’t you hear me, birdbrain? You’re already dead. The Roaring Pirates are coming. And when they do, you will die."

The echoes of his voice, laced with venom and vengeance, promised nothing short of hell.

 

The moment Doflamingo vanished through the door, Archer collapsed onto the cold, blood-streaked floor. His body screamed—every muscle bruised, every inch raw and battered. His breaths came shallow. Yet, none of the pain compared to the gnawing dread in his chest.

Law. His heart pounded with terror. Doflamingo had tossed Law’s hat at his feet days ago, a cruel token accompanied by the lie that his son was dead. Archer’s cracked lips trembled as he clutched the hat, bloodied fingers curling around it. Dead? No. Tears carved through the grime on his cheeks, his voice shaking as he whispered, “You’re alive. You have to be.”

But what if Doflamingo wasn't lying? What if—No. He slammed his fist against the floor. “No,” he growled, voice hoarse, “You’re a damn survivor, Law. Just like me.”

His mind spun, fraying at the edges. Rosinante. Ace. The girls. Were they safe? Had they heard what happened? Did Luc escape and warn them? Or—

Archer’s stomach twisted. “Shit,” he rasped, panic lacing his voice. “If they—” He stopped himself, teeth gritting hard. He wouldn’t fall apart. He couldn’t. His crew would come. His husband would come. And if they didn’t… then he’d make his own way out. Through blood and bone.

The shadows pressed in, his mind screaming for relief from the fear clawing inside him. And so, he turned to his favorite pastime: driving the guards insane.

Archer’s cracked lips curled into a vicious smirk. “Hey, assholes!” he yelled, his voice echoing off the stone. “I’m in the mood for some music! How ‘bout a classic?”

The cell block remained silent, but he felt their eyes on him from the shadows.

“So, let’s start slow—'Bottles on the Wall!’” He cleared his throat mockingly and began:

One bottle of beer on the wall, one bottle of beer…

His voice, raspy and raw, grated through the silence like nails on glass.

Take one down, pass it around—

The first guard snarled from beyond the bars, “Shut your damn mouth!”

Archer’s grin widened, voice rising. “Two bottles of beer on the wall!

A clang of metal—a baton slammed against the bars. “I said SHUT UP!

Archer only laughed, a dark, sharp sound. “Aww, already? I’m just warming up!” He dragged his chains across the floor in rhythm, the grating sound crawling under their skin. “Bet you’re wondering how long before you snap. Well,”—his eyes glinted with malice—“let’s find out.

The lock rattled.

Showtime.

The first guard stormed in—rage blind, weapon raised.

But Archer? He was ready.

A flash of Haki—then the crack of a neck.

And as the body hit the floor, Archer whispered through a bloodied grin:

One guard down. Nine bottles to go.

 

Lo and behold, by the time Archer reached 55 bottles on the wall and left seven guards lying cold and lifeless, the warden himself stormed in. “You bastard!” he roared, face flushed with fury. “You killed my men! Shut the fuck up!”

Archer, bloodied and grinning, tilted his head mockingly. “Aw, did I hurt your feelings?” His voice was sharp, dripping venom. “Better come teach me a lesson, tough guy.”

The warden charged, falling headlong into Archer’s trap. His rage blinded him, and before he could react—CRACK—Archer’s hands twisted his neck with a sickening snap. The body crumpled, and Archer crouched down, rifling through his pockets.

“C’mon, c’mon…” he muttered. His fingers brushed cold metal, and his grin turned wicked. “Well, hello there, you beautiful piece of freedom—”

But his joy soured instantly. The key burned cold against his palm—seastone. His strength flickered, knees nearly buckling. “Fucking seriously?!” he snapped, voice raw with frustration.

A small, unexpected voice cut through his curses. “Hey! Toss the key over here!”

Archer’s golden eyes narrowed. The voice was tiny—female—coming from the cell opposite him. “And why the hell would I do that?” he barked.

The voice piped up, unfazed. “Because I’m not a devil fruit user. I can unlock those chains and get us both out of here!”

Archer’s eyes sharpened. “Who the fuck are you?”

“Name’s Blossom,” she replied, her voice quick and confident. “Tontatta Tribe. And if you know my people, you know we don’t break promises.”

Archer froze at the name. “Tontatta? …You know a dwarf named Timble?”

A delighted squeak. “Timble?! Everyone knows Timble! He’s a hero among my people!”

Archer's lips curled into a smirk. “That little bastard,” he chuckled, amused. “Alright, Blossom—here’s your shot.” With a flick of his wrist, he tossed the seastone key across the blood-slick floor.

Seconds passed. Then—click. And another—CLACK.

Five minutes later, a tiny figure scaled the pile of corpses, her fiery red hair wild and her face smudged with dirt. The lock on his cuffs gave with a snap, and Archer felt his power rush back like a wildfire.

The first thing he did? Scoop Blossom up, placing her on his shoulder out of instinct—a habit learned from Timble. “So,” he asked with a wolfish grin, “care to join Timble’s captain in painting this hellhole red?”

Blossom’s eyes glittered, her tiny fists clenched. “Oh, fuck yes.

Archer’s laughter echoed like a war cry. “Good. But first—let’s find some damn food. And something that doesn’t stink like death to wear.”

With carnage behind them and chaos ahead, they set off together—ready to make the whole prison bleed.

 

Archer and Blossom decided to raid the warden’s office—perhaps they’d find maps or weapons. Though Archer doubted they’d find a weapon Blossom’s size, he couldn’t resist a playful, “Yeah, not sure they stock daggers for ants.”

“Ha, ha. Very funny,” she shot back dryly.

Archer found a shirt that was only slightly tight and decided to forgo new pants or shoes. As he strapped on two long daggers, he glanced at Blossom. “So, how’d you end up in Doffy’s clutches? Thought he lost his grip on Dressrosa long ago.”

Blossom’s expression darkened. “I was guarding Princess Mansherry. We heard Doflamingo wanted her power—the Heal-Heal Fruit. I figured if I took him out first, she’d be safe. Didn’t quite go to plan.”

Archer smirked. “Gutsy move. Shitty luck.”

Blossom’s eyes softened as she looked at him. “I heard everything… What he tried to do to you. What you endured. You’re… brave. I get why Timble chose you over returning to the Tontatta Tribe. The king even offered him a place back in Dressrosa.”

Archer froze, his gaze sharp. “Timble never told me that.”

Blossom shrugged. “I think they wanted him to marry Princess Mansherry. He told them his family was his crew.”

Archer’s lips curved into a grin—warm, proud. “That little bastard,” he muttered, then scooped Blossom up, tucking her into his chest pocket.

She blinked, bewildered. “What the hell—”

Archer chuckled darkly. “Timble always rideds there when we are about to paint the walls red. Trust me. Front-row seat to the carnage.”

Blossom grinned back, her eyes glinting with anticipation. “Lead the way, Captain.”

They stalked through the labyrinthine caves, death following in their footsteps. No hesitation. No mercy. Every guard they encountered met their end swiftly, blood painting the cold stone floors. Archer fought with a predator’s grace, his daggers flashing, his every strike surgical and vicious. 

Together, they became the nightmare this place deserved.

Archer had lost track of time. He and Blossom cut a path of carnage through every guard foolish enough to cross their path. Blood pooled around their boots, the air thick with the iron tang of death. Blossom, perched in Archer’s chest pocket, looked up at him with a strange mix of awe and curiosity.

“You’re a natural at this,” she remarked, her voice both impressed and cautious.

Archer smirked, his golden eyes glinting coldly. “First kill was when I was eleven,” he said, almost casually, as he drove a dagger through a guard’s throat. “Usually, I don’t enjoy it. But sometimes… sometimes, I let the control slip.”

Blossom’s blue eyes, wide and shimmering, softened. “Got any stories about Timble?” she asked, almost shyly.

Archer’s lips twitched into a grin. “Can’t say no to those eyes, can I?” he chuckled, wiping blood from his blade. “Well, let’s see... I saved Timble from some scumbags running cage fights. Then there was the time we slaughtered eleven people to avenge Raya. And don’t get me started on Dressrosa.” His grin widened with mischief. “I called him Paul once. Stuck so hard that it’s half his legend now. Strawberry the other half—his payback was to dye my hair red.”

Blossom’s cheeks flushed, and she whispered dreamily, “Timble sounds… dreamy.”

Archer paused mid-step, his brow arching as he glanced at her. “Am I wingmanning Timble without knowing it?” he teased with a sharp grin. “Well… Go, Timble.”

 

Archer and Blossom emerged into a polished corridor—too nice for a prison. Archer felt it in his bones: Doflamingo’s quarters lay beyond the towering double doors ahead. But they weren’t alone.

A whisper. A shadow. And there—a white, fluffy tail twitching from a niche. Archer’s grin sharpened. “Bepo,” he mouthed, and with a finger to his lips, he crept forward. In the alcove, two familiar figures argued in hushed voices.

“What are we fighting about?” Archer whispered from right beside them.

The result was instant: Law and Bepo shot up, eyes wide, hearts racing.

“Dad!” Law’s voice cracked as he tackled Archer in a fierce embrace, tears hot against his father’s neck. Archer clutched him just as tightly, his voice rough with emotion.

Then, Bepo swooped in, lifting Archer off his feet, crushing him in a bear hug. “Okay, okay, Bepo!” Archer gasped, laughing, “Put me down!”

As his feet hit the ground, Archer’s grin sharpened. He smacked Law lightly on the head. “When we’re outta here, you’re in deep shit, you hear me? Your papa and I thought you were dead!”

Law ducked his head. “I know,” he muttered.

Archer’s eyes narrowed. “What’s your play here?”

Law’s gaze turned cold. “We came to kill Doflamingo—but we heard he had you.”

Archer’s grin returned, wild and toothy. “Escaped with some help,” he said, jerking a thumb to the wide-eyed Blossom. Then, he pulled something from his back pocket—Law’s hat.

Law’s eyes softened as he took it, fingers brushing the brim before placing it back where it belonged.

Archer’s grin sharpened again. “So, the grand plan was a stealth kill?”

Law nodded. “That was the idea—avoid the guards, get in, get out.”

Archer rubbed the back of his neck. “Yeah, about that… Blossom and I kinda killed every guard we saw.”

Bepo’s ears flicked. “Then why—” He turned to Law with a scowl. “—did we waste all that time sneaking around?”

Law sighed heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose.

Archer clapped him on the shoulder. “So,” he growled, eyes burning with promise, “how about we do this on our terms?”

Law’s eyes met his father’s. “Let’s finish it.”

As one, father and son drove their boots into the towering double doors, the crash echoing through the chamber.

“DOFLAMINGO!” Archer roared. 

The room reeked of arrogance—dim, cold, and centered around a gaudy throne where Doflamingo lounged, dripping with smugness. His slow, mocking applause echoed. “Law, Law, Law… I should’ve drowned you with Rosinante when I had the chance. Then Archer would’ve been mine. No interference. No corruption.”

Archer, unimpressed, glanced at Law. “Yeah, he’s still as crazy as ever.”

Doflamingo smirked. “But come on, Archer, we had our fun this week, didn’t we?”

Archer’s eyes burned with hatred. “I’d rather drown.”

Law’s voice cut in, hard and sharp. “Did he…?”

“No,” Archer snapped, his jaw tight. “Not for lack of trying.”

With a vicious grin, Doflamingo attacked. Strings snapped through the air, and the room erupted into chaos.

Archer launched forward, shifting into his hybrid form, golden eyes blazing as he hurled Blossom to Law. “Hold her!” he barked, and Law tucked her under his hat.

Blows collided. Bone met bone. Blood painted the walls.

Law’s Room shimmered into existence, severing attacks with surgical precision. Bepo flanked Archer, claws ready, but was quickly outpaced by the sheer brutality of their clash. Doflamingo fought like a demon, strings slicing, the air thick with bloodlust.

Then—

A slip.

Archer was slammed into the wall, bricks cracking from the impact. Doflamingo turned on Law, his foot crashing down—

A roar. Bepo transformed, Sulong form unleashed in a flash of raw power and moonlight. He slammed into Doflamingo, throwing him off Law.

Archer was on him in an instant, claws ripping deep into Doflamingo’s thigh, severing the artery. The warlord collapsed, howling, but his boot shot out, cracking against Archer’s chest, pain erupting through his ribs.

The world narrowed.

With a primal growl, Archer lunged—

Teeth met flesh.

He tore Doflamingo’s throat from his body in a savage, final strike.

The body dropped.

The battle was over.

Archer, blood-soaked and heaving, shifted back to human form, pain burning with every breath. Limping, he reached his family—Law, bruised but standing; Bepo, panting with wild eyes; and Blossom, peeking from beneath Law’s hat.

“It’s done,” he rasped. “Doflamingo’s dead.”

They ransacked the room, and Archer’s eyes snagged on a familiar name—Akainu. Letters exchanged. Plans. Secrets.

Stuffing the papers away, he reached for Blossom. “Law, get us out of here.”

Together, they turned from the carnage, shadows trailing behind them.

 

The sharp sting of salt air hit Archer's face as they stumbled out into the bleak, barren landscape. The sky above was a bruised canvas, heavy with the weight of the coming storm. Archer's legs felt like lead, and every breath was agony, his chest screaming with an unseen injury. Something was broken—deep inside—and he knew it. But he pressed on, his hand protectively cradling his chest pocket where Blossom peeked out, wide-eyed and silent.

“Law," Archer rasped, his voice raw and strained, “Ship?”

Law shook his head, his expression tight with frustration. “No. We... snuck in. Cargo hold.”

Despite the pain, a wicked grin ghosted over Archer's lips. “My little stowaway... I'm so proud.”

Suddenly, his Haki flared. A presence. No—several. His body tensed until clarity struck him like a lightning bolt. Family.

His golden eyes shot forward, and through the coastal fog, he saw it—The Silence, docked against the jagged cliffside. The sight stole the air from his lungs. Tears burned his eyes, unbidden and unstoppable.

“Rosi..." he whispered, voice cracking.

Above, a familiar screech tore through the sky. Nugget, soared toward them with Timble astride his back.

“CAPTAIN! LAW!" Timble bellowed, his voice a joyous roar, echoing over the rocks. Then, even louder, “ROSI! ACE! THEY’RE HERE!”

Nugget dive-bombed, landing atop Bepo’s fuzzy head, earning a startled grunt from the bear. The air shimmered with shared relief, grins cracking bruised faces.

Then—footsteps. Rapid. Desperate.

And there he was.

Rosinante.

His towering frame closed the distance in a heartbeat, his voice ragged from screaming, “ARCHER! LAW!”

Archer tried to call back, to let his husband know he was there, but his throat clenched, and only a strangled gasp emerged.

Then Rosi was on him, scooping him up, crushing him into his chest. Archer sagged into the embrace, the warmth, the scent of him—smoke, salt, and everything home.

“I found you... I found you,” Rosinante choked, his voice splintered with emotion. “I knew I’d find you. I love you—I love you so damn much.”

His lips found Archer’s, a kiss that tasted of salt, blood, and longing. Archer melted into it, a brief eternity of bliss.

But then—

Pain. Sharp. Blinding.

A sickening snap deep in his chest.

His body seized, and he convulsed, mouth opening wide, but not for words.

Blood.

A thick, dark torrent, gushing from his lips.

The world tilted, his body collapsing like a marionette with severed strings.

“ARCHER!" Rosinante's voice, raw and broken, shattered the air. “NO!"

Darkness rushed in, cold and infinite.

And Archer knew no more.

Chapter 101: To rest in peace

Summary:

What is hell?
Last piece of the puzzle
Alone
Dad is always right
Good luck
Darkness
People
Love
Crowns

Notes:

Phew! This one was though!

Please leave a comment and a kudos! :D It would make me really happy!

Chapter Text

Darkness.

Darkness and nothing else.

Archer felt like he was floating, convinced that death had finally caught up to him at last. It was fitting, really—him dying after killing Doflamingo. There was a sense of poetic justice in it. As he drifted in the abyss, weightless and untethered, only two regrets gnawed at him: he never got to tell Rosinante that he loved him one last time, and he hadn’t said goodbye to his kids.

Then, in the distance, a light.

Archer had always been told never to follow the light, but now? After the snap in his chest, after choking on his own blood in his husband’s arms? Why not? His time had come, and for once, he was more than ready to embrace it. To be done.

As he stepped into the light, he expected peace. Maybe a beer? But no. There was a fire and two chairs. One of them occupied.

Frowning, Archer crossed his arms. “If this is the afterlife, it fucking sucks. Where’s my beer? My smokes? A damn beach?”

The man sitting in the chair laughed, a deep, familiar chuckle that sent a chill down Archer’s spine.

“Oh, how I missed you, runt. You haven’t changed one bit, huh? Still a mouthy fucker.”

Archer’s eyes widened. That voice. That voice he hadn’t heard since he was nine years old.

His stomach twisted with fury. “Well, now I know I’m in hell, since your ugly mug is the first thing I see!”

Turning fully to face the man, Archer felt his breath catch. Sitting there, smirking at him, was none other than Gol D. Roger.

Roger leaned back in his chair, motioning for Archer to take a seat. “Come on, runt. You gonna stand there gaping all day?”

Growling, Archer stomped forward and dropped into the empty chair. “You have some fucking nerve showing up now. What, been waiting around just to piss me off in the afterlife?”

Roger grinned. “More or less. Figured it was about time we had a little chat.”

Archer scoffed, running a hand through his hair. “Tch. What’s there to talk about? I died. You died. That’s it.”

Roger’s smirk didn’t waver. “Oh, but you didn’t die.”

Archer’s brow furrowed. “Bullshit. I felt it—felt the life drain out of me, felt Rosinante holding me, screaming my name. I’m dead.”

Roger shook his head. “Not yet, runt. You’re close, but not quite over the line.” He gestured around them. “This? This is just a little pit stop.”

Archer clenched his fists. “Then send me back.”

Roger chuckled. “Not so fast. There’s something you need to hear first.”

Archer narrowed his eyes. “What the hell could you possibly say to me now?”

Sighing, Roger began, "I’m sorry. Sorry for leaving you and Rouge behind back then. I was sick, and it was too dangerous for me to stay near you. The Marines and the world would have come for you both because of me."

Archer scoffed, spitting out, "Rouge and I are both Portgas and Rocks. No matter what, we were always going to be hunted. We were hunted. Do you even know what happened after you left? After Rouge found out she was pregnant?"

Roger shook his head.

Archer's golden eyes burned. "At nine years old, I was already knocking out Marines and bounty hunters. You wanna know a secret, Roger? Only Rosinante knows."

A little shaken, Roger hesitated. "Yes."

Archer leaned in, his voice deadly quiet. "The world thinks my first kill was when I was eleven. That’s not true. You know all those Marines who disappeared from Baterilla back then? If the ocean dried up, people would find over a hundred skeletons on the seafloor. I did that. To protect Rouge. To protect Ace before he was even born."

Roger ran a hand down his face, guilt flashing through his features. "I’m so, so sorry for putting you in that position."

Archer scoffed again, crossing his arms. "Every day, Rouge sat by the window, waiting for you to come back to her. And me? I was outside 'playing'—killing. Then you died. The only thing keeping Rouge alive was Ace. And when she gave birth? An eleven-year-old me was the one who helped her. Only me. No one else. And then she died. And you know what happened? Fucking Garp swooped in and stole Ace! I had to chase him down, killing even more Marines!"

By the time Archer finished, he was roaring, his voice deep and feral like a bear’s.

 

Roger then interrupted Archer’s rant, his voice firm yet heavy. “Garp taking Ace... it was a deal I made with him.”

Archer’s eyes nearly popped out of his head. “What the fuck?”

His voice was sharp, his breath coming in short bursts. Anger boiled under his skin like lava, his hands clenching into fists. “Why the fuck would you do that? What the fuck, Roger?!”

Roger exhaled, his expression pained. “I thought Garp could keep Ace safe. Hide him from the world.”

Archer was lost for words. His mouth opened and closed a few times, rage surging through him like a storm. But only for a moment. His voice dropped into a venomous hiss. “Was this something you planned with Rouge?”

Roger shook his head.

That was it. That was the final straw.

Archer completely lost it. With a snarl, he stood up, grabbed his chair, and hurled it at Roger with all the strength he could muster. Roger barely ducked in time, the chair smashing into the ground behind him.

“You bastard!” Archer roared, his voice raw and wild. “How the fuck could you do that to the woman you claimed to love?! To your own son?! To me?!”

His chest heaved as his fury spilled out like a flood. His fingers twitched, itching to hit something, anything.

“What was your plan for me, huh? Just leave me alone?! Just fucking abandon me while your golden boy Shanks got to live his life, and Rayleigh almost drank himself to death?!”

His voice cracked, but he didn’t care. “IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT, ROGER!”

His rage turned to pain, his body shaking as the words tumbled out. “All the blood on my hands? That’s on you! Every single scar! Every nightmare! Every shitty thing that led me here now—it’s all because of you!”

His breathing was ragged, his vision blurred as hot tears welled in his eyes.

“I lost my sister! I lost my nephew—EVERYTHING! I was all alone!”

His knees felt weak, but he refused to fall. He couldn’t. Not yet.

Tears streamed down his face, but his voice still carried. “I looked up to you, you know that? Back then, when my own dad died, you were the first man I had as a role model. After Hunter died, you were all I had!”

He let out a strangled sob, his fury and grief colliding. “And you did this to me? To Rouge? To Ace? How could you?!”

His body trembled, his fists clenched so tightly his nails dug into his palms. The fire crackled between them, the only sound breaking the silence after his outburst.

Roger remained still, his face shadowed by guilt.

Archer glared at him, breathing heavily, waiting—daring—him to say something. Anything.

"SAY SOMETHING!" Archer bellowed.

Roger rubbed his eyes. "I’m sorry, Archer. For everything. For you, for Rouge, for Ace. But I didn’t see any other way out. I knew I was dying, and I wanted to go on my own terms. I thought... I thought you could pull through. That you didn’t need me."

Archer’s voice cracked. "Then why the fuck didn’t you get your crew to take me and Ace?!"

Roger looked at him, cryptically saying, "Someday, everything will make sense."

Archer snarled. "I don’t give a fuck about ‘someday!’ I deserve the fucking truth! You owe me and my family that much!"

But Roger just shook his head.

Archer smirked darkly, his golden eyes blazing. "It doesn’t matter. In the end, I won. Ace is my son. Mine and Rosinante’s. Never yours. Never. He is a Portgas. A Rocks. And Whitebeard did more for him than you ever did. Thanks to me, Ace had a fair chance at life. A life where HE gets to choose, not the shitty legacy you left him with. So keep your damn secrets, Roger. Because in the end, I got four of the best sons, two amazing daughters, and the love of my life. And you?"

Archer tilted his head, mocking. "You sit here. Alone. Where’s Rouge? Did she not want to join this little talk, huh?"

Roger opened his mouth to speak again.

Roger exhaled. “Rouge… she won’t talk to me. Not until I made things right with you.”

Archer raised an eyebrow. “Oh? Who gave you the worst beating for being an asshole? Rouge or my mom?”

Smirking, Roger said, “Your dad.”

Archer blinked. “What?”

Roger chuckled. “Hunter. Your dad. He nearly killed me, well if I could die again that is.” His expression turned nostalgic. “I had always underestimated the Portgas clan. Thought you were just troublemakers. But your dad proved me wrong. No one should’ve forgotten that Hunter almost killed Xebec alone while I needed Garp’s help to take a wounded Xebec down.”

Archer grinned. “How’s it feel? Getting put down by a one-armed underdog?”

Roger chuckled, but then his eyes turned serious. “There is no greater power than a parent protecting their child. That’s what makes a true parent.”

Archer met his gaze. “Damn right.”

Roger hesitated. “Can you forgive me?”

Archer closed his eyes, taking a deep breath. He could almost feel a soft touch on his cheek, like Rouge used to do. He knew what she wanted. What she’d always wanted—for him to find peace.

Opening his eyes, Archer nodded. “Yeah. I forgive you. Hope you find peace.” Then he smirked. “Not that I think you will. You’ve got Rouge and my mom waiting. Good luck with that.”

Roger threw his head back, laughing. “You little fucker.”

Archer winked. Then everything went black.

 

Darkness.

Archer expected to wake up. Maybe in that disorienting, half-conscious way, groggy and in pain, but awake nonetheless. Instead, there was only nothingness. He couldn’t move, couldn’t open his eyes. Couldn’t do anything but listen.

At first, the voices were distant, blending together like waves crashing on the shore. But slowly, they became clearer.

“His heart’s stable,” Law murmured, voice tight with exhaustion. “But the lung… the damage is severe. The surgery… I can’t guarantee—”

“Don’t talk like that,” Raya snapped, though her voice was hoarse. “You’re not losing him. I won’t let you.”

Archer wanted to chuckle—how exactly did she plan to stop Death from dragging him away?—but his body didn’t respond. He wanted to ask where Rosinante was. Why wasn’t he here?

Darkness pulled him back under.

When he surfaced again, it was to the sound of small voices, sweet and familiar.

“…And the prince fought bravely against the terrible dragon,” Tama read, her voice full of excitement.

Luc giggled. “It’s not Momo, I promise.”

Archer would’ve laughed if he could. His girls were reading to him. He wanted to reach out, ruffle their hair, tell them they were too cute.

A moment of silence, then Luc whispered, voice trembling, “I won’t marry Deuce if you wake up, dad. I promise.”

Ah, his heart. His sweet, ridiculous daughters. He felt warmth despite the nothingness. He wanted to wake up. He really did.

More voices came over time.

Gin and Katakuri, standing awkwardly beside his bed, thanking him for everything. “We wouldn’t have found each other without you,” Gin admitted. “You’ve always supported us.”

Giles, grumbling about how there was no one left to yell at. “Lazy bastard, sleeping while we do all the work.”

Timble and Nugget stopped by, Timble unusually quiet. “If you wake up,” he muttered, “I promise I’ll stop pranking you. Blossom’s driving me insane, please wake up and help me.”

Even Jean Bart, Sachi, and Uni came, speaking in hushed tones, gratitude in their voices. “Thank you,” Uni whispered. “For saving us. For trying to avenge them.”

Then came Raya.

She was crying.

“You absolute bastard,” she choked out. “How dare you? How dare you make me worry like this?”

There was a pause, then a shaky laugh. “I can’t lose you too, Archer. I won’t. You’re my brother, and I—” Her voice cracked. “I need you to wake up. Just so I can kill you for giving me gray hair.”

His heart clenched. She saw him as her brother.

Even Sabo came.

Archer felt the weight of him, like Sabo was gripping his hand. “Dad, please,” Sabo whispered, voice thick with tears. “Please wake up. Papa’s not doing well. He needs you. We need you.”

Papa? What was wrong with Rosinante?

Law was next. He didn’t speak at first, but Archer could hear the quiet sniffles.

“I’m sorry,” Law finally murmured. “I should’ve done more, been quicker. I should’ve been stronger.”

His son. His boy. Archer wanted to shake him, tell him he did nothing wrong.

Ikkaku came. “Thank you,” she whispered. “For stopping me when I wanted to end it all. For being there.”

Then, one night, a presence he could never mistake.

Ace.

He could feel him. He always could.

“Dad…” Ace’s voice broke, and Archer wanted nothing more than to reach out, to hold him. “Please don’t leave me. I can’t—” A shuddering breath. “I can’t lose you. Not you. Please.”

Archer screamed inside, pushing against the darkness with all his strength. But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t wake up.

Not yet.

Then, one night, the door creaked open. Heavy steps. A long silence.

And then, a sigh.

Sengoku.

Of all people.

The old Marine sat by his bedside, voice gruff, weary. He spoke of Archer’s family, how they needed him. How Rosinante was fading, refusing to eat, to speak, to hope. How Sabo, Ace, and Law had to sedate him just to get him to sleep. How Giles, Jean Bart, and Katakuri had to physically restrain him during Archer’s operation so he wouldn’t burst in.

Then Sengoku’s voice softened, thick with something Archer never thought he’d hear from the man.

“What you and Rosinante have… it’s true love. It’s rare. And if you die, he’ll follow. I know it. So please, Archer—wake up.”

A pause. Then, quieter—almost broken—

“I can’t lose my son-in-law. I can’t lose my son.”

Archer’s breath hitched inside his own mind. And then, a warmth—a gentle hand placed on his head.

“Wake up, son.”

Inside, Archer cried.

And he wished—desperately—to wake up.

 

Time was a strange thing. It stretched out in strange ways, sometimes so long that it felt like he’d never wake up, and other times it passed in what felt like an instant. Archer’s body had been beaten and broken, but his mind… his mind had held on. Barely.

The soft echo of his heartbeat in his ears was a comforting, rhythmic reminder that he was alive. Slowly, that pulse began to return strength to his limbs, the faintest twitch of his fingers followed by a slow, deliberate rise of his chest with each breath. Still, his eyes stayed shut.

It was the sound of a small, familiar voice that finally stirred him.

"Please wake up," Blossom whispered, her voice trembling slightly as she spoke. "I don’t know you that well, but… if you die, I’ll be really, really sad. You’re the coolest big person I know, Archer."

Her words caught something deep inside him, a stir of emotion that almost brought him out of the haze. He wanted to respond, to reassure her, but his body refused to cooperate. He could barely open his eyes, let alone speak.

But just as he was losing himself to the quiet darkness once more, the door creaked open, and Blossom’s little voice squeaked, startled. It was followed by a deep, rumbling voice that Archer recognized immediately, even in his weakened state.

"Please, stay, if you want to," Rosinante’s voice was worn and ragged. It was the first time Archer had heard it since he’d been dragged back from the hell he’d endured, and it sounded different—drained, tired, almost… broken. Archer’s heart, which had been so silent and numb for so long, seemed to snap to life at the sound. He wanted to speak, to let Rosinante know he was here, but the words wouldn’t come.

He heard a chair scraping over the floor, the soft thud of Rosinante sitting down beside him. He could feel the familiar warmth of his hand curling around his, the touch of his love grounding him in a way nothing else could.

"Blossom," Rosinante’s voice was steady despite the exhaustion in his tone. "What happened while Archer was… kept by Doflamingo?"

Blossom’s voice was small, hesitant, and when she spoke, her words were thick with sadness. "Do you really wanna know?"

"Yes," Rosinante replied, the single word so heavy with the weight of everything he’d been through. Archer wanted to protest, to stop this from continuing, but it was too late. The story was unfolding.

Blossom took a deep breath. "I’d already been there a while when the guards dragged Archer into his cell," she started. "He was chained up, sea stone around his ankle, but he didn’t let it stop him. He woke up and killed a lot of guards. Every day, Doflamingo would come in, and they’d fight. It always ended with Doflamingo leaving, bleeding, and Archer yelling after him, calling him all kinds of things… telling him he wasn’t a real man, that he wasn’t even close to being as good as you."

Rosinante snorted softly. "That sounds like him," he whispered. 

Blossom continued, her voice quieter now, tinged with awe. "One day, Archer started singing that stupid song, Bottles on the Wall, just to piss off the guards. And then… then he killed the Warden. He found the key to his chains, but he couldn’t use it. Sea stone. But I… I helped him get out. We killed our way through the prison, fighting all the way. We ran into Law and Bepo, and… and then we took the fight to him."

Blossom’s voice cracked as she relayed the rest of the story, each word trembling with emotion. "Doflamingo almost killed Law. Archer… Archer ripped open Doflamingo’s thigh, but Doflamingo kicked him in the chest so hard, I thought he was done. But Archer… Archer bit his throat out. He bit his throat out, and then… then Law led us out. And you… you found us."

A thick silence hung in the room, heavy with grief and unspoken words. Archer could feel tears on his face before he even realized he was crying. His throat tightened as he tried to speak, but no words came. He wanted to comfort Blossom, to reassure Rosinante, but all he could do was lie there, feeling everything he couldn’t say.

Blossom’s sobs filled the silence, her voice raw with emotion. "He was so brave. So strong. And the whole time… he kept talking about you. About how much he loved you, and how much he loved all of you. Your family."

Rosinante’s hand tightened around Archer’s. "I love him, too," he whispered softly, voice shaking. "I love you so much, Archer. You’re the strongest person I know, please come back"

It was Blossom’s voice that broke through his fog again, her small voice carrying a question that made his heart squeeze, even in the darkness of his unconsciousness.

"How did you and Archer meet?" she asked, her tone so innocent and curious. "Was it love at first sight, like in the stories?"

Archer could feel Rosinante’s chuckle before he even heard it, a soft, dry sound that made the room feel more alive. "Love at first sight, huh?" Rosinante began, his voice far lighter than it had been earlier. "Well, when I first laid eyes on Archer, he was too busy pulling bullets out of my chest to notice me."

Archer’s lips twitched into a smile at that. Rosinante always did have a way of making even the most grim moments seem like a joke.

"But when I woke up the next time," Rosinante continued, his voice softening with the weight of the memory, "I was covered in bandages, and the first thing I saw was a mane of the most beautiful golden hair I’d ever seen. And when I saw his face, I knew I was a goner."

Blossom’s voice was small, her curiosity still bright. "Really?" she asked, her eyes wide. "What did you feel?"

Rosinante’s voice was full of tenderness, as though he were reliving the moment. "I swear, I could’ve gotten lost in his golden eyes. His freckles gave him this boyish look, but it was his smile that really captivated me. It made my heart race in a way I never expected." He paused, a soft laugh escaping him. "And imagine my surprise when I found out that the beautiful young man who had been taking care of me was none other than the Golden Terror, the fear of all Marines."

Blossom gasped in awe, but Rosinante continued, his tone shifting as he recalled the tension of those early days. "I was a Marine captain back then, and I was afraid that Archer would throw me overboard when he found out. But… that didn’t happen. No, instead, we made a deal. I helped him protect Ace, and in return, he helped me find Law."

Blossom’s eyes were as big as saucers, filled with admiration. "That’s so romantic!" she squealed, her voice high with excitement.

Rosinante chuckled softly, shaking his head at Blossom’s enthusiasm. "I thought I had it all planned out, you know. I figured I’d take my time and seduce Archer. But then I found out that he’d just turned 18 and I was 26. It felt like too big an age gap, so I decided I’d just be his friend instead."

Blossom leaned in, intrigued. "What happened then?" she asked.

Rosinante’s smile was bittersweet as he reminisced. "As the years went by, I couldn’t help it. I fell more and more in love with him. For his beauty, his wit, his love for Ace. For the way he could see the good in everything. And… the way he could swear like a drunk sailor while making me a flower crown, just because he could." Rosinante sighed. "It became harder and harder to keep a straight face around him. All I really wanted was to kiss him, hold him, tell him how much I loved him."

Blossom’s eyes sparkled as she leaned in. "And then?" she asked eagerly.

Rosinante’s grin was full of affection. "One day, we were at a bar. Archer had just told somebody to fuck off, and I took over cursing them out. And then… then we kissed for the first time."

Blossom squealed in delight. "That’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard!" she exclaimed, practically bouncing in her seat.

Archer’s voice, quiet and hoarse, barely a whisper in the room, broke through the moment. "I kissed him first," he mumbled, his words slurring slightly with the exhaustion of his body.

Both Rosinante and Blossom froze. For a moment, there was only silence—then Rosinante’s heart leaped in his chest.

"Archer?" Rosinante’s voice was thick with emotion. "You’re awake?"

Before Archer could answer, Rosinante quickly turned to Blossom. "Go get Law and Raya. Now!" His voice was urgent, his eyes wide with disbelief and hope.

Blossom, eyes shining with excitement and shock, nodded quickly and dashed out of the room, leaving Rosinante alone with Archer.

 

Archer’s recovery was painfully slow, or at least, that’s how it felt to him. Each day felt like a battle—each breath, with the pain of the brutal toll his body had taken. Ten days of fighting Doflamingo, and the damage wasn’t just physical; it was a lingering weight in his chest. The punctured lung, the broken ribs that had stabbed his heart, the stab of pain that seemed to reach every corner of his body—it was like his body was a puzzle that wasn’t going to fit back together anytime soon.

Yet, according to Law, Archer was recovering quickly. He hadn’t died, after all, and for a man like Archer, that was a damn miracle. Law had operated on him, patched him up, and saved his life. It was only after that, when Archer had spent a grueling seven days in the infirmary, that he was moved to his and Rosinante’s cabin.

Despite the lingering pain and frustration, Archer wasn’t alone. He had been surrounded by his crew and, more importantly, his family. Luffy had even called him on the Den Den Mushi to tell him to heal up and that he loved him. 

As the days passed, Rosinante spent every moment he could with Archer. Even when Rosinante wasn’t physically there, Archer felt the weight of his presence. It was as though his partner’s care and love were woven into every moment, every glance. Rosinante’s devotion never ceased to comfort him.

One quiet afternoon, as Rosinante napped beside him, Archer found his thoughts wandering to something simple yet meaningful. He had always loved making things for people, especially his family. His fingers twitched with the desire to create something, anything, to pass the time and make himself feel productive again. The idea came to him almost immediately.

"Tama, Luc," he whispered, barely above a murmur. "Could you find me some flowers?"

The girls were on their feet almost immediately, darting out of the room with enthusiasm. Archer watched them go, a smile tugging at the corners of his mouth. They were always so eager, so full of life, even when he felt half-dead. Not five minutes later, the two of them came rushing back into the room, a bundle of flowers almost as big as they were, giggling as they dropped the blossoms at Archer’s side.

With a grunt of effort, Archer leaned forward and began to weave the flowers together, one by one, his tongue slipping out from between his teeth as he focused. He made enough crowns for the entire crew, starting with the two girls who watched with rapt attention. He placed a blue crown on Luc’s head and a yellow one on Tama’s, both of them grinning as they accepted them. "Take these," he said with a tired but warm smile, "give them to everyone on the ship." The girls giggled and took off immediately to do as he asked.

Exhaustion started to creep in, but Archer pressed on, using the leftover flowers to make a final crown. The colors were mismatched, but it didn’t matter. Archer made it with love, just as he always did, and when it was done, he slowly reached over and placed it on Rosinante’s head. A sense of pride swelled in his chest, even as his body protested.

With a quiet sigh, Archer settled back into the pillows, the crown’s soft petals brushing his husband's hair. His eyes fluttered shut, and sleep claimed him before he could fully appreciate the weight of the moment.

Later, Rosinante woke to the sound of Ace calling for dinner. He rubbed his eyes, blinking.

"Why are you wearing a pink flower crown?" Rosinante asked.

Ace smiled slyly. "Look in the mirror."

Rosinante turned toward the reflection, and his breath caught when he saw it. His own flower crown, so similar to the one Archer had placed on him all those years ago.

Before leaving the cabin, Rosinante bent down and kissed Archer gently on the cheek, a soft whisper escaping his lips. "I love you," he murmured, his voice full of the quiet affection he had never stopped feeling, even in the darkest of times.

It wasn’t perfect. It never had been. But in that moment, as Archer slept, and Rosinante stepped out into the hallway with his flower crown, everything felt right.

Chapter 102: Mind and body

Summary:

Pissing
Ace got a point
Sadness
Must protect
Flinch
Pictures
Stars
Healing
Powergrab

Notes:

Please leave a comment and a kudos if you like this story :)

Chapter Text

The days blurred into weeks, and Archer was getting better—physically, at least. He still moved like a goddamn old man, hobbling around on crutches, but he was on his feet. That should’ve been a win, right?

Wrong.

He was going mad.

Everywhere he went, someone was asking if he was okay. If he needed help. If he was in pain.

"Archer, you should sit down."
"Archer, let me get that for you."
"Archer, are you sure you’re alright?"

It drove him absolutely insane. He couldn’t even take a piss without someone hovering. Rosinante was the worst offender, but even Ace and Law had started following suit.

One morning, as Archer made his slow, stubborn way to the bathroom, Rosinante—still half-asleep—mumbled, "Do you need help?"

That was the last damn straw.

"The day I can’t take a piss by myself is the day I jump into the ocean!" Archer snapped, gripping his crutches hard enough to make his arms ache.

Rosinante just sighed and muttered something about him being impossible. Archer ignored him.

But as much as the constant hovering made him furious, it wasn’t the worst of his problems.

The nightmares were.

Every. Single. Night.

They were always the same. Doflamingo’s sick grin. The feeling of helplessness. The gut-wrenching terror as he screamed for help—and no one came.

He’d wake up drenched in sweat, lungs screaming for air, but taking deep breaths hurt like hell. His punctured lung still wasn’t fully healed. Law had warned him it would take time.

And worst of all? He couldn’t even smoke.

Everything sucked.

The only silver lining was that Rosinante didn’t seem to notice his nightmares. The man was exhausted, carrying the weight of the crew while Archer recovered. Archer refused to add more to his plate. He buried the nightmares deep, locked them away like they didn’t exist.

Then there was the other thing.

The "conversation" he'd had with Roger while he was out.

Archer hadn’t told a soul. He wasn’t sure how to. If he told anyone, they’d brush it off as a coma dream. Or worse, they’d think he’d finally lost his mind.

And finally, the last thing on his ever-growing list of misery: the scar.

The jagged, ugly line ran from his collarbone down under his chest. His other scars? Those were battle scars. Proof of fights he’d won.

This one? It was a reminder that he’d lost. That he’d collapsed, helpless and weak, from a single kick.

And Rosinante kept staring at it.

Every time Archer had his shirt off in their cabin, Rosinante’s eyes would linger on the scar. Archer didn’t know what he saw—pity? Disgust? Resentment? He feared the worst.

Did Rosinante still find him attractive? Or did he blame Archer for being captured?

Deep down, Archer knew he was being stupid. Knew Rosinante would never resent him for that. But the fear gnawed at him, eating away at his confidence, his sense of self.

So he stopped taking his shirt off around Rosinante.

Started sleeping in one, too.

Rosinante hadn’t commented on it yet, but Archer knew he’d noticed. He just didn’t want to face the conversation that would come with it.

The morning of Sabo’s departure should have been a good one.

Gin had gone all out, whipping up a feast so big it barely fit on the table, wanting to force-feed Archer until he gained back the muscle he’d lost. The scent of eggs, bacon, fresh fruit, and warm bread filled the room, making everyone’s stomachs growl.

Everyone’s but Archer’s.

He sat there, idly pushing his food around his plate, his appetite completely shot after another nightmare-filled night.

The crew noticed. Of course, they did.

“You need to eat,” Law said, his voice firm but not unkind. “Your body needs fuel to heal.”

“You’ll get better faster,” Raya added, nudging his arm.

Archer nodded absently and forced a smile, but the food remained untouched.

They let it go—for now.

Later, exhausted and emotionally drained, he retreated to his cabin for a nap. Luc and Tama followed, clinging to him like tiny barnacles. Archer didn’t mind. If anything, he needed it. They didn’t see him as weak, didn’t look at him with pity or concern.

No, to them, he was still their big, strong dad—the one who had fought his way out of the monster’s claws with nothing but two daggers.

As the girls curled up against him, breathing softly, Archer finally felt himself relax, teetering on the edge of sleep.

Then he heard voices.

Hushed but close—too close. Right under his open window. Amateurs. If they wanted to gossip, they should at least do it properly.

He almost ignored it. Almost.

But then he heard his own name.

Frowning, he forced himself to focus, his sharp ears picking up fragments of the conversation.

Rosinante. Law. Sabo. Ace.

And they were talking about him.

Why?

Archer held his breath, straining to catch their words.

“He’s not himself,” Rosinante said, voice heavy with something Archer couldn’t quite place. “He has nightmares, but he won’t talk about them. And he’s started covering himself up…”

Archer’s stomach twisted.

Law spoke next. “I’m more concerned about the bone fragment still lodged near his heart. I couldn’t remove it in the first operation. I don’t know if a second surgery would kill him. And that’s if he even agrees to it.”

Archer went still.

He knew something felt wrong, but hearing it spoken aloud made it real.

Then Sabo asked the question that shattered the fragile composure Archer had left.

“What happens to the alliance if the figurehead of the D. Clans can’t fight? Can’t lead?”

Silence.

Then Sabo sighed.

“Dragon’s already heard what happened. He’s probably just waiting for a chance to take control. And without dad leading, the alliance will fall apart. No one outside the Revolution will follow Dragon.”

The words hit Archer like a physical blow.

Useless.

He couldn’t fight.

He couldn’t lead.

He couldn’t fulfill the purpose he was born for.

He had failed.

Failed his family. His crew. Their allies. The world.

Failed his parents.

Everyone.

Tears burned in his eyes before he could stop them. He curled in on himself, shoulders shaking silently, missing the moment Ace snapped.

“You’re all full of shit,” Ace growled. “Dad’ll be fine. And you know what? Instead of sitting here whispering behind his back, maybe you should actually talk to him. If he finds out we had this conversation without him, he’ll raise hell.”

Archer didn’t hear the rest.

Didn’t want to.

He was too lost in his own head—too consumed by the weight of it all.

Then, suddenly, two tiny hands grabbed his own.

Blinking, he looked down and saw Luc and Tama staring up at him, eyes wide, tears brimming.

Wordlessly, they climbed into his arms, hugging him tight.

“We love you, Dad,” Luc whispered.

“We love you so much,” Tama echoed.

Archer let out a shuddering breath, closing his eyes as he held them close.

He didn’t know what the future held.

Didn’t know how to fix himself.

But in that moment, with his daughters clinging to him like he was still their hero, he thought—just maybe—he could find a way.

 

The wind carried the scent of salt and sun-warmed wood as they stood on the deck, saying their goodbyes to Sabo. The afternoon light cast long shadows, stretching across the planks of the ship as the waves lapped gently against the hull. Archer held Sabo as tightly as he dared, pressing his forehead against his son's for a brief moment before whispering, "Be careful, okay? I love you."

Sabo squeezed him back, his voice thick with emotion. "I love you too, Dad. I'll be back. I promise."

And then he was gone. Brûlée's mirror rippled, swallowing them both into its shimmering surface, and Archer turned on his heel before the image even faded. He had no interest in lingering with Rosinante, Law, or Ace. Not now. Not after what he'd overheard. His heart felt heavy, his energy drained. Yelling at them wouldn’t change anything. It wouldn’t erase the words they had said, the doubt they had cast over him.

As he walked away, he barely caught the sound of Luc and Tama demanding the key to their cabin from Rosinante. His ears perked up when Law chuckled, asking, "What do you want it for?"

Their response made Archer stop in his tracks.

"None of your fucking business," Luc snapped, her brown eyes blazing with fury. "Hand it over. Now."

Tama crossed her arms, glaring up at their papa and brothers like they were the lowest form of life. "Did she stutter?."

Archer smirked. The girls had never spoken to Rosinante or the boys like that before. He knew he should reprimand them, tell them to watch their mouths, but he didn’t. They had heard everything too. They had seen him break. If they were furious, if they wanted to lash out, he wouldn’t stop them.

Instead, he left them to their war and slipped into the galley. He moved on autopilot, setting water to boil, gathering tea leaves, and pouring himself a cup. With his legs tucked beneath him, he settled near the window, staring out at the sea. He tried to let the rhythm of the waves calm him, to sort through the tangled mess of thoughts and emotions threatening to choke him. He didn’t want to be in his and Rosinante’s cabin. It felt like a prison.

The sound of footsteps broke the silence, and Archer tensed when Rosinante and Law entered. He didn’t look at them.

"Do you know what’s up with the girls?" Law asked, arms crossed, his voice carefully neutral.

Archer shrugged. "No."

It was short, clipped, final. He still didn’t turn away from the window.

A pause. Then Rosinante’s voice, hesitant. "Are you… feeling okay?"

Archer didn’t answer at first. He didn’t trust his voice. When he finally responded, it was a low, noncommittal hum. "Mmh."

He heard Rosinante shift, stepping closer, and then felt the weight of his husband’s hand on his shoulder. The touch sent a jolt through him, and before he could stop himself, Archer flinched.

Rosinante pulled back immediately, his breath hitching in shock. "Archer?"

Archer swallowed hard, keeping his gaze on the waves. His fingers tightened around his cup. He could feel their eyes on him—Rosinante’s, full of worry, Law’s, sharp and assessing. But he didn’t want their concern. Not after what he had heard.

Before they could press further, a voice rang out from the doorway. "Dad?"

Tama.

"Do you want to sleep with me and Luc tonight?" she asked, her voice small but firm. "Pretty please?"

Archer’s chest ached. He turned, forcing a smile as he nodded. "Yeah, sweetheart. I’d like that."

Tama grinned, reaching for his hand, and without another glance at Rosinante or Law, Archer took it and walked away. Neither he nor Tama looked back, leaving the galley in silence.

Rosinante stood frozen, his hand still hovering where Archer’s shoulder had been. Law exhaled sharply, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"That… was bad," Law muttered.

Rosinante swallowed hard. "Yeah. That was really bad."

 

Entering the girls' cabin, Archer was immediately met with an overwhelming sight—pillows. Lots and lots of pillows. More than the girls should have had. Raising an eyebrow, he crossed his arms and looked at them expectantly.

"Where did you get all those pillows?" he asked, suspicious but amused.

Grinning like the little devils they were, Tama and Luc exchanged mischievous glances before Luc proudly declared, "We stole them from Papa, Law, and Ace!"

For the first time in a long time, Archer laughed. A real, free laugh that felt like it cracked through the heaviness inside him. He shook his head, wiping at his eyes as the laughter subsided. "You two are some little shits, you know that? But, oh, how I love you."

The girls giggled before grabbing his hands and dragging him to their bed, pushing him down in the middle of the blanket nest they had created. Tama pulled a thick quilt over the three of them, and Archer sighed as warmth, both physical and emotional, wrapped around him. Then, Tama reached under the bed and pulled out a small wooden box. Archer instantly recognized it—it was the box from his and Rosinante's cabin, the one filled with pictures.

"Where did you get that?" he asked, though he already had a pretty good idea.

"We took it," Luc admitted unapologetically. "But look! We have new pictures too! Grandpapa gave them to us!"

That made Archer pause. "Grandpapa?"

Luc nodded eagerly. "Yep! They're pictures of Papa! When he was little! And when he was a Marine!"

Archer swallowed hard. That, he hadn’t expected. Taking a steadying breath, he opened the box and began sifting through the pictures. Some were old ones he had seen before—his parents, Ace, Sabo, and Luffy as children, and a few more recent ones from their journey across the Grand Line. But then, his fingers landed on a set of unfamiliar photographs. His heart stuttered when he realized they were of Rosinante.

His husband, young and sharp in a Marine uniform.

Archer traced the edges of a picture showing an eighteen, maybe twenty-year-old Rosinante standing tall and serious in his crisp white coat. He looked… different. Strong, confident, and yet, there was something undeniably familiar in his eyes. Archer did the math quickly in his head—he would have been around ten or twelve when this picture was taken.

That was the same time he had begun his rampage, burning down Marine bases in his search for Ace.

His throat tightened. What if, back then, Rosinante had been stationed at one of the bases he had destroyed? What if they had met not as lovers, but as enemies? The thought sent a shiver down his spine, and he quickly shook it off, focusing instead on the present.

Luc tugged on his sleeve, pulling him from his spiraling thoughts. "Dad? Are you gonna be okay?"

It was such a simple question, but it hit differently. Not the usual "Are you okay?" that everyone else asked, expecting a lie in return. But "Are you gonna be okay?"—as if she understood that healing took time. Archer smiled softly, reaching over to ruffle her hair.

"With time, yeah," he murmured.

Luc nodded solemnly before grinning again. "You know, you're like the hero from the stories me and Tama read! Handsome, strong, and brave! And you have pretty hair, just like the prince!"

Archer snorted. "The prince, huh?"

Tama nodded eagerly. "Yeah! But in the story, the prince has knights to help him when things are hard! So me and Luc decided—we're your knights! We'll help you!"

Archer's heart clenched in the best way possible. He pulled both girls into a tight hug, pressing a kiss to their foreheads. "Since when did my girls get so smart? And my boys so dumb?"

The girls giggled, clearly pleased with themselves. But before they could say more, the dinner bell rang. Archer tensed immediately, his smile fading. The idea of facing the others at dinner made his stomach churn.

Luc and Tama, however, were already one step ahead. Jumping off the bed, Luc handed Archer a key. "Here! It's the key we bullied from Papa earlier. Lock the door and only open it when you hear seven knocks."

Grinning, Archer saluted them. "Aye aye, my knights."

They beamed at him before running off. He did as instructed, locking the door and settling back into the pillows. Sure enough, about ten minutes later, seven distinct knocks echoed through the cabin. He unlocked the door just in time for Luc and Tama to burst in, carrying a tray piled with food. Behind them, Law stood in the hallway, arms crossed and scowling.

Luc turned on him instantly. "Piss off, Law!"

Tama followed up by slamming the door in his face.

Archer blinked, then threw his head back and laughed. His girls truly were his knights.

Archer tucked the girls in, his arm wrapped protectively around them. Luc was already asleep, her soft breaths even and peaceful, but Tama was still awake, her fingers gently fidgeting with the hem of his sleeve.

"Dad..." she whispered hesitantly.

Archer turned his head slightly to look at her. "What is it, sweetheart?"

Tama bit her lip before she continued. "I need to tell you something."

His curiosity was piqued, but he kept his voice soft. "Go ahead."

She hesitated before speaking again, her words slow and careful. "When you were crying earlier... we overheard them talking. Ace told Papa, Law, and Sabo that you’d be okay, but that they were stupid for talking about you behind your back. He said that if you found out, you’d be mad and sad… just like you are now. He told them they shouldn’t have done it."

Archer swallowed, his throat tightening. "And you think I shouldn’t be mad at Ace?"

Tama nodded against his chest. "No… please don’t be mad at him."

Archer pressed a kiss to her forehead. "I promise, sweetheart. I won’t be mad at Ace."

A soft, content sigh left Tama’s lips, and within moments, she was asleep. Archer, however, wasn’t so lucky.

His thoughts ran circles in his head. Everything that had happened today replayed over and over—the girls stepping up as his knights in shining armor, the painful words he had overheard, the way he had flinched from Rosinante’s touch for the first time in their fifteen years together. He had never meant to react like that. Never. And yet, it had happened.

Frustrated, Archer tossed and turned, but sleep refused to come. Eventually, he carefully slipped the key from Luc’s hand and tiptoed out of the cabin.

 

The ship was quiet, only a few cabins glowing with candlelight. He made his way to the storage room, retrieving his violin before stepping out onto the deck.

Giles was on night duty, buried in a book, paying no mind to Archer as he climbed onto the Silence’s figurehead. Settling in, Archer stared out over the water, the stars reflecting on the waves like scattered fireflies. It was breathtaking. Slowly, he lifted his violin and began to play.

The melody was soft, slow—one he had learned from his mother when he was little. It carried across the silent sea, each note a release, a breath, a whisper of everything he couldn’t say. He didn’t know how long he played, only that he couldn’t stop. He needed this outlet. He didn’t even notice when Giles left the deck…

It wasn’t until the scent of cigarette smoke curled through the air that Archer faltered, his bow coming to a halt. He turned, and there, sitting near the figurehead, was Rosinante. His arms were wrapped around his knees, his broad shoulders shaking. Was he… crying?

Archer hesitated, his heart twisting. He wanted to comfort him, but he didn’t know how. When he shifted to climb down, pain lanced through his chest, forcing him to hiss. The sound made Rosinante look up, his teary eyes wide.

"Archer… please. Don’t go. Please." His voice was broken, raw.

The words shattered Archer’s last bit of control, and he, too, began to cry. He slid down from the figurehead, hugging his violin to his chest as if it were his shield, unable to meet Rosinante’s gaze.

"Do you think I’m broken?" His voice was small, hesitant. "Because I was kidnapped… because I was hurt? Because I can’t fight or lead right now—maybe never again?" His breath hitched. "Do you… do you not want me anymore? Am I disgusting to you? Is that why you stare at my scar so much?"

Rosinante opened his mouth, but Archer kept going, his words spilling like a dam breaking. "Why didn’t you or Law tell me about the bone fragment near my heart? I heard you earlier. I know what you said."

His voice cracked, and the sobs overtook him. Big, gasping cries that shook his whole body. He couldn’t stop.

Rosinante didn’t speak for three whole minutes, but to Archer, it felt like an eternity. And the longer the silence stretched, the harder he cried.

Archer felt a hand on his cheek, warm and trembling. He looked up, his golden eyes meeting Rosinante’s tear-filled ones. This time, he didn’t flinch. He let the touch ground him, let it settle the storm in his chest.

Rosinante’s voice was thick with emotion as he spoke. “I could never find you disgusting, Archer. Never.” He took a shuddering breath. “The reason I keep looking at your scar… it’s not because I hate it. It’s because every time I see it, I remember how close I was to losing you. For real this time.” His grip on Archer’s face tightened just slightly, as if to reassure himself that Archer was still there. “If Law hadn’t been there, you would have died in my arms, right there on that rocky beach.”

Archer swallowed, his throat dry. He had known, of course. Had felt death creeping in on him that day. But hearing Rosinante say it out loud—hearing the raw fear in his voice—made it feel so much more real.

Rosinante continued, his voice barely above a whisper. “Back at Tama’s party, when Luc came running, screaming that you were in trouble… my heart stopped. I knew. I just knew it had to be Doflamingo.” He closed his eyes for a moment as if trying to push the memory away. “But we had no idea where he had taken you. And we knew that if we didn’t find you in time, we would lose you forever. Because you… you’d rather die than submit to him.”

Archer didn’t say anything. He just listened, gripping his violin tightly, knuckles white.

“We searched the forest for clues. We turned over every stone, questioned every soul we could find. But it was Sengoku who found out where you’d been taken.” Rosinante’s lips pressed into a thin line. “An abandoned Marine prison. Given to Doflamingo by Akainu. A place where the Marines sent people they couldn’t execute without causing rebellion.” His voice turned bitter. “A place meant to erase people from existence.”

Archer closed his eyes, trying not to remember the damp stone walls, the chains, the feeling of helplessness he had fought so hard to push away.

“We sailed there as fast as we could, pressing the Silence to her limits.” Rosinante’s hands clenched into fists. “Timble was the one who found you and Law, already on the run. You… you had already clawed your way out.”

When Rosinante finished speaking, he was full-blown crying. His shoulders shook, and Archer felt something inside him crack.

“So no, Archer,” Rosinante choked out. “I’m not put off by your scar. It’s proof. Proof that you did everything in your power to come back to me, no matter the cost.”

Archer’s breath hitched, and for the first time since he’d escaped, something inside him started to settle.

Rosinante wiped at his tears, his hands still shaking. “And for me and Law not telling you about the bone fragment…” He exhaled sharply, shaking his head. “That was bad judgment on our part. I know that. And I am so, so sorry.” His gaze locked onto Archer’s. “I was afraid. Afraid it would pull you further into that darkness, so deep that I wouldn’t be able to reach you again.”

Archer felt another lump in his throat. He had been falling. He knew it. But Rosinante had seen it too.

“And I’m sorry for talking to the boys about you behind your back,” Rosinante admitted, voice hoarse. “But I was desperate. I felt like you were slipping through my fingers, like sand on the beach, and I… I couldn’t bear it if you never came back to me.”

 

The ship was quiet, save for the gentle lapping of waves against the hull. Archer sat on the deck, hugging his violin like it was his last lifeline. Rosinante sat across from him, tear-streaked and silent, waiting. The weight in Archer’s chest felt unbearable, but he had to let it out—everything.

With a shaking breath, he finally spoke. “I…I’ve been having nightmares.” His voice was barely above a whisper. “About him. About Doflamingo.”

Rosinante’s fingers curled against his knee, but he didn’t interrupt. His eyes were soft, pleading Archer to continue.

“I didn’t want to burden you with it,” Archer admitted, looking down at his lap. “You already have so much on your shoulders. You didn’t need more worries about your—” his throat tightened, “—your defect husband in the mix, too.”

Rosinante made a strangled sound, but Archer shook his head. He wasn’t done. He needed to get it all out before he lost his nerve.

“I’m scared, Rosi,” he confessed, voice raw. “Scared of being useless. Of not serving my purpose. Of failing what’s been put on my shoulders by the clans, the alliance. I’m scared of…” he swallowed hard, “...of not being enough for you anymore.”

Rosinante gasped, but Archer pushed on, forcing the words past the lump in his throat.

“When I was in that coma, I… I saw him.” Archer clenched his hands into fists. “Roger.”

Rosinante’s brows furrowed in confusion, but he didn’t move, didn’t breathe a word. He was listening, truly listening, and it gave Archer the courage to keep going.

“He couldn’t find peace with Rouge,” Archer said, his voice barely audible over the whisper of the sea breeze. “Not until I forgave him.” He let out a bitter chuckle. “And he gave me the final piece of the puzzle about what happened to Ace back then.”

Rosinante’s breath hitched.

“The reason Garp took him,” Archer whispered. “It was a deal. Between Roger and Garp. Made without Rouge’s knowledge or blessing.”

Rosinante’s eyes widened in shock, his lips parting as if to say something, but no words came out.

“Rouge didn’t know,” Archer repeated, voice breaking. “She didn’t know. And because of that, I was left all alone in the world.”

A heavy silence settled between them, thick and suffocating.

“I didn’t want to tell you,” Archer admitted. “I was afraid. Afraid that if I did, you’d think I’d finally lost it.” He laughed bitterly, but it sounded more like a sob. “Maybe I have.”

Rosinante moved before Archer could react, cupping his face with both hands, his touch warm and grounding. “No,” Rosinante said fiercely, his voice thick with emotion. “No, you haven’t lost it, Archer. And you were never alone.”

Archer trembled, his vision blurred with tears. “Then why does it feel like I am?”

Rosinante pulled him into his arms, holding him tightly, as if trying to piece him back together. “Because you’ve been carrying all of this alone,” he whispered into Archer’s hair. “But you don’t have to anymore.”

Archer broke, sobbing into Rosinante’s chest, and for the first time in a long time, he let himself be held.

 

The night air was crisp, the salty breeze carrying away the remnants of Archer’s tears as he remained pressed against Rosinante’s chest. The warmth, the steady rise and fall of his husband's breathing, was grounding. After everything, after all the pain and doubt, this was still home.

Rosinante held him tightly, one large hand splayed against Archer’s back as though anchoring him in place, afraid he’d slip away if he let go. After a while, he pulled back just enough to cup Archer’s face in his calloused hands, his thumbs brushing away the stray tears still clinging to Archer’s cheeks.

“Promise me something,” Rosinante whispered, voice raw with emotion. “Don’t keep things inside anymore. Please tell me, no matter what it is.” He swallowed hard, eyes shining. “Please, Archer.”

Archer squeezed his eyes shut, another sob escaping him before he could stop it. He nodded weakly, gripping the front of Rosinante’s coat as if it were the only thing keeping him upright. “I promise,” he choked out, his voice hoarse from crying.

Rosinante’s lips quirked into a sad smile, and he leaned forward, pressing the softest kiss to Archer’s forehead. “I love you,” he murmured. “Always. Please, always remember that.”

Archer nodded against him, a fresh wave of tears spilling over. “I—I’m sorry,” he whispered. “For shutting you out. I didn’t know how to open up.”

Rosinante sighed, his expression softening as he kissed Archer gently, a silent reassurance. Then, without another word, he scooped Archer up into his arms. Archer let out a quiet sound of protest, but Rosinante only shushed him, carrying him back toward their cabin.

As they passed the galley, Archer didn’t notice Giles sitting there, but Rosinante did. The older man gave Giles a grateful nod, which the fishman returned with a small smile before going back onto the deck.

Once inside their cabin, Rosinante set Archer down on the bed, kneeling in front of him with a concerned look. “Promise me one more thing?” he asked quietly, brushing stray strands of blond hair from Archer’s face. “Start eating again. Please?”

Archer blinked at him, feeling a pang of guilt. He knew he hadn’t been taking care of himself, and it had only added to Rosinante’s worries. Swallowing thickly, he gave a small nod. “I promise,” he whispered.

Rosinante sighed in relief, squeezing Archer’s hands in his own. “We’ll figure something out for the fragment near your heart,” he assured him. “Blossom and Law think they have a solution, but they need confirmation first.”

Archer managed a small, tired smile. “Alright.”

Rosinante stood up, running a hand through his hair as he glanced around the room. “Now, where the hell did our pillows go?”

At that, Archer actually giggled. The sound was soft, almost hesitant, but it was real. “Wait here,” he said, slipping out of the room. A moment later, he returned, hugging two familiar pillows to his chest.

Rosinante raised an eyebrow. “Where—?”

Still giggling, Archer crawled into bed, tucking the pillows in place. “The girls stole them. Because they were mad at you. And Law and Sabo.” He smirked as he snuggled into the blankets. “They heard what you all said earlier. They were napping with me.”

Rosinante’s mouth fell open in shock. “So that’s why they were acting like little gremlins today?”

Archer nodded, grinning sleepily. “They were soooo mad. They decided they were my knights, and I was the prince they had to protect.”

For a moment, Rosinante just stared at him. Then he burst into laughter, the deep, genuine kind that shook his whole body. Smiling, he crawled into bed beside Archer, pulling him close and wrapping an arm around him.

“I guess I owe them an apology tomorrow,” Rosinante murmured, resting his chin atop Archer’s head.

Archer hummed in agreement, already lulled by the warmth and comfort of his husband’s embrace. Before he even realized it, his eyelids grew heavy, and sleep finally took him.

 

The morning after, Archer joined the others at breakfast, managing to eat a little fruit, which was a big improvement. The girls still gave Rosinante and Law the stink eye, which made Archer smile. As his dad used to say, hell had no fury like a woman scorned, and now the girls were roasting Rosi and Law’s asses over the hot coals. And Ace? He had the look of a man ready to say, "I told you so, fuckers."

After eating, Archer decided to take a shower while Rosinante dragged Law with him into the girls' cabin to apologize. Archer had given him the secret code of the seven knocks so they could gain an audience with the girls. It must have gone well because Rosinante returned smiling just as Archer was trying—and failing—to put on his boots. Without even needing to ask, Rosinante crouched down and helped him, securing them tightly.

Archer tilted his head. "So? What was the verdict?"

Smiling, Rosinante leaned against the table. "We've been pardoned, but with a penalty. If something like this happens again, we’ll be shaved bald and left on an island."

Archer's eyes widened. "They actually said that?"

Rosinante nodded, still grinning. Together, they stepped onto the deck for some fresh air, spotting Vivi, Ikkaku, Uni, and Ace planning some kind of ball game. It was funny to watch, and Archer hoped he’d recover soon so he could join in.

Leaning back against the railing, Archer exhaled. "Do you really think Dragon will try to take control over the Clans and the Alliance?"

Rosinante was silent for a moment before nodding.

Archer frowned. That wouldn’t do at all. Even injured, he had to show his power somehow. Thinking for a moment, he called over Law. "Can you bring me my glasses, paper, something to write with, and the letters from Doflamingo’s hideout?"

Law did as asked, returning quickly. Archer slammed his glasses onto his face and began scanning the documents. Bingo. There it was. A move that would not only halt Dragon but also make Akainu shit his pants.

A slow, wicked smirk spread across Archer’s face as he started to write a long letter. Rosinante just watched him, the glint in his golden eyes familiar and reassuring. It was the first real spark of his old self since everything had happened.

As Archer folded the letter, he called over Brulee and Gin. "Would you two be so good as to deliver this to Morgans? And insist it gets printed as fast as possible? If he refuses, feel free to threaten him with Ace and Raya burning his business down."

Grinning, Brulee and Gin took the letter, vanishing through Brulee’s mirror.

Rosinante and Law exchanged a glance before turning to Archer. "What the hell are you up to?" Law asked suspiciously.

Pushing his glasses up into his hair, Archer smirked. "You’ll have to wait for the newspaper."

Just then, a messenger bird arrived, and Giles barely managed to catch Timble before he could kill it. The bird flew straight to Law, dropping a letter into his hands. As Law read it, his eyes widened. "Blossom! Get over here!"

Blossom hurried over, and together, they scanned the letter. After a moment, Law turned to Archer, his expression unreadable. "Princess Mansherry can heal the bone fragment near your heart. She’ll come as soon as Brulee and Blossom can pick her up."

For a moment, there was silence. Then Rosinante leaped up, grabbed Archer out of his chair, and swung him around, laughing.

Archer yelped, gripping onto his husband. "Rosi! Put me down!"

"Not a chance!" Rosinante beamed, holding him tight. "You're gonna be okay, love."

For the first time in a long while, Archer let himself believe it.

 

Archer leaned back in his chair, tapping the edge of his glass with his fingers. Two hours had passed since Gin and Brulee had left to deliver their mission, and every minute that ticked by only made his stomach tighten more. He could sense the growing tension in the room. Even Katakuri, usually the epitome of calm, was visibly uneasy. His sharp eyes flickered toward the door every few seconds, glancing over the empty space as if waiting for a sign of their return.

"It's taking too long," Archer murmured, adjusting his glasses, his usual calm façade slipping just a little. "Something's off."

Katakuri didn’t respond at first, his eyes narrowing, his massive frame leaning against the table. The silence hung between them like a thick fog, and for a moment, it seemed that the only sound in the room was the rhythmic tapping of Archer's fingers on the wooden surface.

"I know," Katakuri muttered, his voice lower than usual. His gaze turned toward the window, watching the waves crash against the ship, his thoughts clearly elsewhere. "But we can't do anything until they get back."

As if the universe had been listening to their impatience, the tension shattered in an instant. A loud thunk sounded from across the room, and suddenly, Gin and Brulee leaped out from the mirror, both of them wearing wide, devilish grins.

"You're both late," Archer said, though his voice lacked any true irritation. His eyes, sharp as ever, immediately went to the paper in Brulee's hand. The witch’s smile only grew as she handed it to him, the edges of the paper crackling with the heat from the press.

Katakuri barely reacted, lifting Gin off the table as if the chef weighed nothing, carrying him to the cabin with a worried look on his face. Archer barely noticed. He was too focused on the paper now pressed into his hands.

"Well, don't leave me hanging, Archer," Brulee teased, her eyes dancing with excitement. "How does it look?"

Archer didn’t answer her right away. He simply unfolded the paper, pushing his glasses down as he began to read. His smirk, slow and almost predatory, began to form as the words sank in.

The Hidden Daughter of Akainu: Hibari’s Secret Life

In a shocking revelation, new evidence has surfaced about the Marine Fleet Admiral, Sakazuki, better known as Akainu, and his long-hidden daughter, Hibari, a 17-year-old member of the Marine organization SWORD. This revelation has left the world questioning how a man so feared and respected could conceal such an integral part of his life for so long. Was this merely an act of fatherly protection, or is there something far darker at play?

Sources close to Akainu’s inner circle have confirmed that Hibari, a prodigious 17-year-old marine, has been an active member of SWORD—a covert group within the Marines known for its unorthodox methods of dealing with the underworld. Despite her youth, Hibari has reportedly been involved in several high-stakes operations and is known for her impressive combat abilities. But perhaps most startling of all is the fact that her identity remained a closely guarded secret for so long.

How could Akainu—one of the most prominent figures in the world—have successfully hidden his own flesh and blood for years? Was this an attempt to protect his daughter from the chaos surrounding his political life, or was it to shield her from enemies who might use her against him?

The Darker Alliance: Akainu and Doflamingo

But the revelations don’t end with Hibari. New evidence has also surfaced suggesting a disturbing connection between Akainu and the now-deceased warlord, Donquixote Doflamingo—an alliance that seemed to span from Doflamingos time in Impel down, even after Doflamingo’s fall from power.

Documents obtained by this publication show that Akainu, in defiance of his own supposed principles, provided Doflamingo with resources, including men and access to a neglected marine prison. It has now been revealed that Akainu gave Doflamingo free rein to operate within the facility, with orders to make certain prisoners "disappear" without a fair trial. These prisoners were often sent to an unknown fate, their disappearances unreported, and their lives discarded as easily as any pawn in a chess game.

While Akainu’s motives for this collaboration remain unclear, the question arises: Why would a man who has long been a staunch defender of the Marine cause work so closely with one of the most dangerous and manipulative criminals the world has ever known?

This evidence presents a damning picture of Akainu’s actions, raising concerns about corruption within the highest echelons of the Marine government and a potential cover-up of widespread abuses of power.

Morgans Responds: A Shocking Statement from Portgas

In a statement that has sent shockwaves through the world, renowned pirate and leader of the Rocks and Portgas clans, Portgas D. Archer, also known as the Golden Terror, has weighed in on these revelations. Portgas, himself a father, expressed his understanding of Akainu’s desire to protect his daughter, stating:

"As a father myself, I can understand the instinct to hide one’s child from the chaos of the world. If the possibility had been there for me and my husband, we would have done the same," said Portgas, who has a long history of taking drastic measures to protect his loved ones.

However, Portgas also acknowledged the dangers Hibari would now face, saying that, "Now Hibari will be hunted, not only because of who she is but because of who her father is. I wouldn’t put it past Blackbeard himself to come for her. He’s proven time and time again that he’s willing to target the children of powerful figures—just look at what he tried to do to two of my sons. The true question is, how far will Akainu go to protect his daugther?"

Despite his understanding of Akainu’s paternal instincts, Portgas was tight-lipped about the other allegations. "As for the allegations of Akainu’s dealings with Doflamingo, I have no comment. Evil often walks hand in hand in this world. The less said about that, the better."

Portgas statement has only added fuel to the fire, casting a spotlight on Akainu’s connections with the notorious pirate, Doflamingo, while simultaneously acknowledging the tragedy of a father protecting his child in a world gone mad.

 

Archer let out a low chuckle, his smirk deepening. The words had been carefully chosen—sharp, cutting, and yet wrapped in just the right amount of ambiguity to leave Dragon guessing. The threat had been implied. It was there in the silence after the words, in the space left open for interpretation. Dragon would know that it was Archer who had made this move. Blocking Dragon from trying to take leadership of the clans. 

He handed the paper over to Rosinante, who had entered the room just as Archer finished reading. Rosinante's eyes scanned the article quickly before he let out a low whistle.

"Quite the piece," Rosinante said, a hint of amusement in his voice. "Looks like you’ve really shaken things up, haven’t you?"

Archer grinned, his eyes gleaming with satisfaction. "One stroke of my pen, and Dragon’s little powergrab is already failing. Akainu’s name is already in the mud, now let him scramble to protect his daugther."

Rosinante gave him a look that suggested a thousand words. "Rings in the water huh? planting seeds?"

Archer only grinned wider, his hands resting comfortably on the back of his chair. "The bigger the splash, the sweeter the reward, love. You should know that by now."

The room fell into an easy silence. They had just kicked over a hornet’s nest, and they were going to enjoy watching the fallout.

Chapter 103: Hooch

Summary:

Mission: Drug papa - Law, Sabo and Ace style
Milk
What love life?
Poor Timble..
Raya really?
Poor Gin (And Katakuri)
Blood
Come here often?
No.
Gifts

Chapter Text

Things had gotten easier after his heart-to-heart talk with Rosinante. The weight on Archer’s chest had lightened, and the fact that he had revealed his strength to the world—Dragon, the alliance, and their enemies—had shifted everything. The article was everywhere. Every damn paper had his face, his power, his fury printed in bold ink. And the calls just kept coming.

People—friends, allies—kept reaching out, some to congratulate them, others to check if Archer was okay.

Mihawk’s voice had been calm when he called, but Archer could hear the approval hidden beneath his words. “A brilliant move,” Mihawk had said, and Archer could practically see the amused glint in his sharp eyes.

The one that really made Archer pause, though, was Crocodile. “Are you still breathing, dumbass?” The words were rough, but the fact that Crocodile even bothered to call said everything. Archer couldn’t stop the grin from spreading on his face. That old  sourpuss wouldn’t have checked in unless he was genuinely worried, and that meant something. Who would’ve thought? Crocodile actually liked him. Probably even considered him a friend.

Then there was Zeff. The old man’s voice had been all gruff irritation. “You’re a stupid idiot who needs to take better care of himself,” he barked down the line. But Archer knew the truth beneath Zeff’s words. The old cook worried, and the fact that he had taken time out of his day to call meant the world to Archer.

Even Sengoku called. Every two days, without fail. Checking in, asking if he and Rosinante needed anything. It was weird—having someone like that worry about him—but also kind of… nice. Archer had almost forgotten what it felt like to have a parental figure give a damn. Sure, there was Dadan, but she’d just smack him upside the head and call him an idiot. This was different. Archer took what he could get.

One night, as they lay in bed, Archer told Rosinante about one of Sengoku’s visits—when he had been in a coma. “He told me that you were fading,” Archer admitted, voice softer than usual. “That he couldn’t live without his son.” He turned his head, watching Rosinante’s face in the dim light. “Is it true? That Ace, Law, and Sabo had to sedate you just to get you to sleep?”

Rosinante went quiet. Then, after a deep sigh, he nodded. “Yeah. It’s true.”

Archer listened as Rosinante explained everything—how he had completely lost it, how he refused to sleep, eat, even shower. He’d stayed covered in Archer’s blood, spiraling, until their sons had taken matters into their own hands.

“One day, on the deck, Sabo and Law cornered me,” Rosinante admitted, rubbing a hand over his face. “They told me their dad would be pissed if he saw me like this, but I told them to leave me alone.”

Archer could already guess where this was going. His boys were sneaky little bastards when they wanted to be.

“Then Ace came flying at me from above—he had jumped from the crow’s nest—and landed on my back, knocking me down. Before I knew it, Sabo had pinned my legs, and Law…” Rosinante sighed. “He stuck me with a needle and sedated me.”

Archer stared at him for a second before he burst into laughter—only to clutch his chest because fuck, that hurt like a bitch. But he didn’t care. He was beaming.

“I am so fucking proud of them,” Archer wheezed between laughs. “I knew my ambush training would be useful one day.”

Rosinante groaned but leaned in, pressing a kiss to Archer’s temple. “You and those boys are little shits.”

Archer just grinned. “Damn right we are.”

 

They had decided to wait to get Princess Mansherry until Law and Raya were satisfied with Archer's recovery. Raya, that little witch, was over him like a hawk, watching how much he ate, how long he slept, and how long it took for him to tire. She had even stolen a notepad from Law, writing in it constantly, giving Archer the stink eye when he didn’t finish his plate. She had even given Gin a list of foods that would be good for Archer to eat. And Gin, not daring otherwise, obeyed Raya like she was the Captain of the ship.

She even tried to force him to drink milk, and if there was anything Archer hated, it was fucking milk. But Raya wasn’t playing nice at all. She had recruited Tama and Luc in her mission to get Archer to gain weight. And every single fucking time he started to refuse the milk, all Raya had to do was yell, "Girls!" And BAM! There they were, looking at him with those big puppy eyes, Archer swore Ace had taught them to use, and with their sweet voices, they begged him to drink it. And of course, Archer caved because he was a weak man who couldn’t stand to see his girls sad. And Raya smirked evilly at him, that stupid witch.

Still, not everything went smoothly. That damn bone fragment in his chest caused Archer daily pain. Some days it was a dull ache, and other times, it was a sharp, stabbing sensation that made him curse under his breath. Worse, sometimes he swore he could feel it move inside him. That thought alone made his skin crawl.

During his daily check-up with Law, he finally admitted it. “I don’t know if I’m going mad, or if it’s actually shifting around in there,” he muttered, rubbing at his sternum.

Law frowned, his eyes narrowing in thought. “You’re not supposed to feel anything shifting. That’s… concerning.” He looked over at Rosinante, who was sitting on a nearby chair, arms crossed, eyes filled with concern. “Papa, I need you to leave the room for a bit.”

Rosinante immediately bristled. “What? No. Why? I should be here.”

Archer shot him a look. Just one. A single, silent command. And just like that, Rosinante sighed, grumbling as he pushed himself out of the chair and headed for the door, muttering about how unfair it was that Archer had that kind of power over him.

The moment the door shut behind him, Law smirked. “You need to teach me how to do that.”

Archer snorted. “That’s dad power, kid. Comes automatically when you become a parent. If you want it, you’ve gotta actually get yourself a boyfriend or a girlfriend. Or adopt.” He raised an eyebrow, smirking. “You know, settle down a little.”

Law groaned, his face heating up. “Dad, seriously?” He shook his head quickly. “Let’s focus on the fragment, not my love life.”

Archer clicked his tongue. “What love life, you monk?”

“Papa!” Law yelled toward the door. “Dad’s being mean!”

From outside, Rosinante’s deep, rumbling laughter echoed through the hall.

Law huffed, clearly exasperated, before shaking his head and activating his ability. “Room.” The familiar shimmering dome appeared around them, and Archer felt a strange weightlessness as Law examined him internally.

Ten minutes later, Law sighed and deactivated his power. “Papa, you can come back in.”

Rosinante wasted no time, striding back into the room, his eyes darting between them with thinly veiled worry. Archer was buttoning his shirt back up, while Law looked exhausted, rubbing his temples.

“Well?” Rosinante demanded.

Law ran a hand down his face before finally saying, “He’s not imagining it. The fragment really is moving.”

Rosinante stiffened. “That’s not good.”

“No,” Law agreed. “It’s not. Until Princess Mansherry arrives, dad is forbidden from lifting anything heavy, doing any strenuous activity—” he hesitated, then cleared his throat awkwardly, “and no sex.”

Archer blinked, then smirked. “What, at all?”

Law’s ears turned red. “In. Really. No sex.”

Rosinante, traitorous bastard that he was, burst out laughing again.

“You really are a damn monk, kid,” Archer teased, enjoying the way Law’s face darkened even further.

Law scowled, pointing at him. “I’m serious, Dad. If you feel it move again, you tell me immediately. If it shifts the wrong way and hits your heart, you’re screwed.”

That wiped the amusement right off Archer’s face. He met Law’s gaze, nodding seriously. “Alright, alright. I get it.”

Rosinante placed a warm, reassuring hand on Archer’s back. “We’ll be careful.”

Law sighed again, clearly exhausted by the both of them.

 

Rosinante and Law had decided to push forward the day of their pickup of Princess Mansherry. Both were worried about Archer—like, really, really worried. So, for once, Archer actually did as he was told and spent his time with Ace and Katakuri, mapping out Marine bases controlled by either Akainu, Kizaru, or that three-man—Ruy something? Archer always forgot his name.

Ace had come up with the brilliant idea of attacking as many places as they could, crippling the Admirals before the final fight (whenever that would happen), so that the World Government and that Imu person would have fewer men to throw at them. As they sat discussing their strategy, Katakuri insisted they spare as many Marines as possible. Creating fear would only paint a broader target on them, so they decided that two days before any attack, they would send a note to the base, warning them of the impending assault. The note would make it clear that the Roaring Pirates and their allies valued every life, no matter the rank. Every Marine would have the chance to clear out before the attack, but those who chose to stay and fight for the corrupt government would meet their end—a painful, meaningless death. Archer thought it was pretty awesome, and he couldn’t wait to get back out there, pissing off Admirals.

Just as he was leaving the galley, letting Ace and Katakuri finish the details, he felt something small crawling up his leg—fast. Before he could react, it scurried under his shirt and then burrowed into his hair. Freezing, Archer barely held back a laugh as an almost frantic Timble whispered into his ear, begging him to hide him. He’d do anything!

Smirking, Archer asked, "Running away from Blossom again?"

A small, miserable voice whispered, "Yes… She tried to kiss me!"

Feigning shock, Archer put a hand on his heart. "The audacity of Blossom! A beautiful dwarf girl wanting to kiss you, of all people? The scandal!"

Timble smacked him on the ear, whispering furiously, "I don’t want to be kissed at all! And what if she takes me away from here? What if she takes me back to the Tontatta tribe? What if I never see any of you again?"

Archer felt tiny tears soaking into his skin. Aw, hell. The little guy was genuinely terrified.

Without a word, Archer stepped into his and Rosinante’s cabin, closing the door behind him. Gently, he plucked Timble from his hair and held him in the palm of his hand. The tiny assassin was trembling, his eyes filled with worry.

"Listen to me, Timble," Archer said firmly but gently. "Absolutely no one—no one—will take you away if you don’t want to go. You’re family. That’s a promise, not just as your captain, but as your friend."

Timble sniffled, looking up at him with wide eyes.

Archer winked. "Besides, if you were gone, who the hell would I assassinate people with?" He chuckled, watching as Timble’s lips twitched into a small, hesitant smile. "But that doesn’t mean you should push Blossom away if you like her. You guys could be like Ace and Sanji."

Timble groaned. "I have no relationship with the Tontatta tribe, Archer. I was kidnapped when I was four years old. When Blossom talks about her people and their ways, I don’t relate to any of it. I don’t even know how to act."

Archer smiled softly. "Timble, you’re a Roaring Pirate. And the Roaring Pirates? We come from all kinds of backgrounds. I was an outlaw. Rosinante was a former Marine captain. Raya was a former whore. Giles worked for Arlong. Ace was a division commander for Whitebeard. Gin? We picked him up from a prison. And you?" Archer smirked. "I broke you out of a cage. Doesn’t matter where you come from—what matters is where you belong. And you belong with us. Always."

Timble’s lip wobbled before he flung himself at Archer’s fingers, hugging as much of his hand as his tiny arms could reach. Archer just smiled and let him.

Just as Timble had stopped crying, just as the little guy had calmed down, a deafening bang erupted from inside the ship. The whole room shook, and before Archer could react, a sharp, searing pain shot through his chest. He gritted his teeth against it, refusing to let it slow him down.

Grabbing Timble, he bolted from the cabin, ignoring the burning sensation that flared up every time he moved. When they burst into the galley, smoke filled the air, thick and suffocating. Fire licked out from one of the pantries, the flames crackling angrily as they devoured everything in reach.

“Someone check on the girls!” Archer barked, even as he fought the urge to cough. He knew that wouldn’t help his already fragile condition.

Giles, Penguin, and Gin were already scrambling to put out the fire, but Gin—oh, Gin was livid. The cook looked absolutely murderous as he worked, snarling under his breath. Then, before Archer could take another step, a firm grip grabbed the collar of his shirt, hoisting him into the air.

Rosinante.

It was probably for the best because the second Archer was pulled out of the smoke-filled room, his lungs finally gave in, and he started coughing violently. Pain erupted in his chest, white-hot and unbearable. It felt like something was shifting inside him—damn that bone fragment.

The fire was put out quickly, and soon, the entire crew had gathered on the deck, demanding answers. Gin looked like he was ready to kill someone, his face nearly purple with rage. When Katakuri tried to calm him, Gin actually hissed at him, which was a new one. Meanwhile, Archer was doing his best impression of a dying man, hacking up his lungs while Rosinante attempted to restore order.

“Enough!” Rosinante’s voice boomed, making everyone fall silent. “What the hell happened?”

A guilty-looking Raya raised her hand. “I, uh... might’ve been trying to make some hooch.”

Archer would’ve laughed—under normal circumstances, he’d even applaud her—but right now, he could barely focus. Gin looked like he was about to explode. His galley was filled with smoke, a pantry was burned down, and the chef looked a breath away from committing murder. Katakuri, seeing the danger, wisely picked Gin up and carried him off, while the enraged chef unleashed a string of curses that even made Archer raise an eyebrow.

Rosinante and Ace laid into Raya, who at least had the decency to look somewhat remorseful—though with her, it was always hard to tell. Meanwhile, Archer felt something warm and metallic in his mouth. He swallowed hard, his stomach twisting as he realized what it was.

Blood.

He tried to tell Rosinante, tried to get his attention, but his husband was too busy reprimanding Raya. Then, the warmth grew, and suddenly blood was running down his chin. He swayed, the edges of his vision going blurry.

Thank god for Vivi.

“Shut up!” Vivi’s voice cut through the noise like a blade. “Archer’s bleeding!”

Everything stopped. Within seconds, hands were on him, guiding him to the infirmary. Law and Raya hovered over him, Rosinante gripping his hand tightly, his face lined with worry.

Archer barely registered Rosinante shouting for Brulee, Blossom, and Ace. "Get Mansherry! NOW!"

Then, darkness took him.

 

When Archer opened his eyes again, he was still in the infirmary. But damn, he felt a lot better. That meant Law and Princess Mansherry must have removed the fragment and healed his lung—again. Focusing, he saw Rosinante sitting beside him, sleeping softly, his head tilted at an awkward angle.

Grinning, Archer placed his hand on Rosi’s thigh, giving it a light squeeze. Rosinante stirred, blinking sleepily before his brown eyes locked onto Archer’s. A slow, relieved smile spread across his face, the biggest Archer had seen in a while.

Deciding to be a little shit, Archer winked. “Hey, handsome. Come here often?”

Rosinante barked out a laugh, rubbing his face as if to wipe away lingering exhaustion. But before he could say anything, the door to the infirmary slammed open, and a chorus of voices yelled, “DAD!”

Before Archer could brace himself, Law, Ace, Luc, and Tama barreled into him and Rosinante, effectively besieging them. Archer let out a dramatic groan, though he was grinning like an idiot as Tama wrapped herself around his arm, and Ace ruffled his hair with a grin.

“You’re awake,” Law said, his face betraying only the slightest relief—though that was more than enough to say he’d been worried.

Archer turned his gaze to him. “Yeah, yeah, still alive. So, what the hell happened?”

Law crossed his arms. “I managed to stabilize you until Princess Mansherry arrived. She healed your lung, but I had to cut you open again—she couldn’t remove the fragment without a passage.”

Frowning, Archer glanced down at his chest, now covered in fresh bandages. His fingers hovered over them before he looked back up, voice quieter. “How big’s the new scar?”

Law’s lips twitched into a smirk. “Only five centimeters. Barely anything.”

Archer huffed. “Damn shame. Could’ve made it more dramatic, you know, like a cross thing.”

Rosinante groaned. “You’re impossible.”

Ignoring him, Archer turned back to Law. “So, am I all good to go? Like, 'go piss off some Marines' good?”

Law sighed heavily. “You need to take it easy for a few days, but yes, you’re completely fine.”

Archer’s grin widened. “Sweet. Where’s the Princess?”

Luc perked up. “She and King Gancho are talking with Timble and Blossom in the galley.”

That made Archer pause. The memories hit him like a punch—Timble trembling in his hands, terrified of being taken away, and Blossom’s words back at the prison: The King wants Timble to marry Princess Mansherry.

His stomach twisted. Oh, hell no.

Sitting up quickly, Archer fumbled for his pants. Rosinante, now in full panic mode, reached out. “What the fuck are you doing?”

Archer shot him a look. “Either you help me get dressed and into the galley, or I’ll do it myself.”

Rosinante’s eye twitched before he let out a long-suffering sigh, knowing full well that arguing was pointless. Muttering under his breath, he helped Archer into his clothes, and before long, Archer found himself slung over Rosi’s back in a piggyback ride straight to the galley.

Because Timble was family. And Archer wasn’t about to let anyone take him away.

As they entered the galley (which was still covered in soot but no longer smelling of smoke), Archer spotted the four dwarves sitting at the table, drinking tea from the tiniest cups he had ever seen, while Gin served them small cuts of fruit. The sight was so bizarre that Archer almost forgot why he had dragged himself here in the first place. Almost.

Kissing Rosinante on the neck, Archer muttered, "Sit me down, will you? Before you start scolding me again."

Somewhat appeased, Rosinante sighed and set him down gently, pulling out two chairs—one for himself and one for Archer. No sooner had Archer settled than Timble scurried up his side, perching on his shoulder like an oversized parrot.

Archer turned his attention toward King Gancho—who was, for some reason, wearing the coolest sunglasses he'd ever seen—and Princess Mansherry, who was sipping delicately from her teacup. He gave them a grateful nod. "First off, thanks for saving my sorry ass. I owe you one. We all do."

King Gancho shook his head, his expression warm. "Nonsense! You saved Blossom, you ended Doflamingo, and in doing so, you saved my daughter. There is no debt! The honor is ours to aid Luffy-land’s fathers!"

At that, Archer and Rosinante exchanged looks. "Luffy-land?" Archer muttered. "What the fuck did Luffy do in Dressrosa?"

Rosinante pinched the bridge of his nose, already suspecting the answer. "Stupid brat."

Princess Mansherry chimed in sweetly, "And we also wanted to thank you for bringing Blossom back and reuniting me with Timble!"

At that, Timble let out a tiny squeak and immediately burrowed himself in Archer’s hair, hiding as if his life depended on it. Frowning, Archer gently tugged on a lock of hair to get him to peek out. "Oi, what’s up with you? Something going on between you and them?"

King Gancho let out a hearty laugh before nodding seriously. "Of course! I had planned for Timble to marry Mansherry! It would be a great honor, since he is the most famous dwarf in the world! Such a union would bring great prestige to the Tontatta Kingdom!"

Rosinante, who had absolutely no fucking clue what was happening or the conversation Archer had previously had with Timble before Raya’s hooch incident, blinked in pure disbelief and simply stated in his deep voice, "No."

Archer nodded, crossing his arms. "Did you even ask Timble if he wanted to marry Mansherry?"

King Gancho frowned at that before turning to Timble. "Timble, do you wish to marry Mansherry?"

Timble popped out of Archer’s hair like an angry, betrayed squirrel. "No! I want to stay with my family! And I’m only seventeen years old! I’m way too young for marriage!"

Archer went rigid. "You’re WHAT?"

Seventeen. Which meant that when Archer had taken him in, the kid had only been fourteen or fifteen. Shit. And he had encouraged him to kill and assassinate people. Double shit. He was the worst person ever.

As Archer was spiraling into a self-induced guilt crisis, Mansherry spoke up cheerfully, "Oh, I didn’t want to marry Timble anyway. I want to marry Leo! He’s much more my type."

"Leo?" Archer asked, struggling to regain focus.

"Yes! He’s Timble’s cousin and a member of the Straw Hat Grand Fleet!" Mansherry declared, clapping her hands together.

King Gancho merely nodded, sipping his tea. "Well then, that settles that. More tea?"

Meanwhile, Archer turned his head slightly, whispering to Timble, "Why the fuck didn’t you tell me you were only fourteen back then?"

Timble whispered back, "It was my choice. Live with it, Archer."

Well. Fine. Little shit.

 

Archer let out a long sigh of relief. Well, forced marriage avoided! And thank fuck for that! He wasn’t about to let Timble be forced into something he didn’t want, especially not at that age. Rosinante, had invited King Gancho and Princess Mansherry to stay for a few days, wanting to celebrate once the galley was cleaned up. The two dwarfs happily accepted, their excitement making Archer snort.

Meanwhile, Law had finally cleared Archer to return to his and Rosinante’s cabin. It was a victory, albeit a small one. He wasn’t exactly keen on being confined to the infirmary any longer. The night was setting in, casting a warm orange glow over the ship as the sun dipped below the horizon. Ace and Vivi were on guard duty, Raya was still cleaning the galley (under a still twitching Gin’s supervision), and the rest of the crew had already turned in for the night.

Except Archer.

He floated in the tub, staring up at the wooden ceiling as steam curled around him. His mind was still reeling, stuck on a single thought: what he had done to Timble. He had encouraged him to kill. He had given him the same bloody path that Archer had once cursed Roger for giving him. Timble had been too young. Way too young. And Archer had let it happen. Fucking shit.

The water had started to turn cold, so with a grunt, he hauled himself out of the tub, grabbed a towel, and stomped into the bedroom. Rosinante was already in bed, waiting for him with that knowing look in his eyes. Archer barely noticed, too busy yanking open a dresser drawer—almost ripping it out in the process—to grab his sleeping pants. He shoved them on, jaw tight, still stewing in his own frustration.

Rosinante watched him for a moment before sighing. Then, without a word, he reached out, snagged Archer’s wrist, and tugged him into bed. Archer resisted at first, but Rosi had always been strong. With one final huff, Archer let himself be pulled in, letting his forehead rest against his husband’s chest.

“You have to respect his choice,” Rosinante murmured, running his fingers through Archer’s damp hair. “Just like you did for Ace and Luffy back then.”

Archer gritted his teeth, but he knew Rosi was right. It didn’t make it any easier. He had sworn, long ago, that he wouldn’t drag someone young into the same life he had been forced into. And yet, here they were.

After a long silence, Rosinante chuckled. “Would killing some Marines at the next island cheer you up?”

That made Archer pause. Slowly, he lifted his head, staring at his husband’s smirking face. Then, a grin spread across his own lips, sharp and wicked.

“You always give the best presents.”

 

Chapter 104: Do the monkey dance!

Summary:

Tiny beer
Horny
Raya
Gin and Giles
Raid
Boomers
Shower
Old pervert

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Things had finally settled after King Gancho, Mansherry, and Blossom left. Archer was back to full health—hell, maybe even healthier now that he'd finally quit smoking. That was something he was damn proud of. But even as things returned to normal, the situation with Timble still gnawed at him, more than he wanted to admit. He’d told himself it was fine, that Timble had made his own choices, but the thought wouldn’t leave him alone.

Without even realizing it, Archer started keeping a closer eye on the little guy. Just in small ways, really—checking to see if he needed new clothes, making sure there were enough strawberries for him, little things like that. One evening, on a whim, Archer found himself knocking on Timble’s door—well, calling it a “door” was generous. Timble’s “cabin” was actually an old linen closet that Franky had modified into a tiny living space. It even had a minuscule bathroom and a swing door, so Nugget could fly in and out whenever he wanted.

The door creaked open, revealing Timble with the biggest, roundest glasses Archer had ever seen. They were so ridiculously oversized that they made his deep brown eyes look even bigger. Stunned, Archer couldn’t help but crack a smile.

“Nice glasses,” he teased. “Did you steal ‘em from an owl?”

Timble huffed but grinned. “They help me read!”

“Sure they do, bookworm. Anyway, you up for a drink?” Archer asked, raising an eyebrow. “Your first real one.”

Timble’s eyes grew even wider—if that was possible—before he beamed, tossing his comically large glasses aside and leaping onto Archer’s hand.

Chatting softly, Archer carried Timble into the galley, where he rummaged around for something suitable. “Alright, what do you wanna try? Just so we’re clear, Raya’s moonshine is off the table. None of us know if we’d go blind from drinking it.”

Timble giggled. “Gin said it’s great for cleaning the pots and pans.”

“Much to Raya’s dismay,” Archer chuckled. “Alright, kid, pick your poison—except not literally.”

Timble bounced on his palm. “A beer! I wanna be a real man like you guys!”

Archer grinned, grabbing a bottle and pouring a tiny amount into a small cup. He set it in front of Timble and leaned back, watching as the tiny man took his first sip. The way Timble’s nose scrunched up in distaste made Archer crack up.

“It tastes weird,” Timble grumbled. “How do you just chug this stuff like water?”

Archer snorted. “Takes time. Some people never get used to it. Luffy still prefers milk, even though I got him and Ace their first beers when they turned fifteen.”

Timble took another cautious sip, then glanced up shyly. “Thanks for this, Archer.”

“Of course,” Archer said, ruffling his tiny head. Then, after a pause, he added, “Y’know, I wish you’d told us your age back then.”

Timble’s smile faded, and he looked down at the table. “I was scared you wouldn’t take me with you.”

Archer sighed, rubbing his face. “Kid, even if you were five, we would’ve taken you. Come hell or high water. But if we’d known, we could’ve helped you more. I might’ve pushed you into things you weren’t ready for.”

Timble didn’t respond with words. Instead, he rushed forward, wrapping his tiny arms around Archer’s thumb. “I’m really happy you guys took me in,” he murmured. “I promise to tell you if there’s anything I need. And I’m happy you gave me my first beer.”

Smirking, Archer ruffled his hair again. “Lightweight.”

He scooped up a now very tipsy Timble and carried him off to bed, grinning the whole way.

 

Archer carefully tucked Timble into bed, shaking his head with an amused smirk. The little guy had barely taken a few sips of beer before he got tipsy, but the moment had been nice. It had been a long time since Archer had sat down with just Timble, and he realized now how much he had missed it. Sighing, he ran a hand through his hair before making his way back to his and Rosinante’s cabin.

Pushing the door open quietly, Archer stepped inside, only to find his husband already fast asleep. He snorted to himself—of course, Rosi had passed out early. The man barely slept as it was, and the last month had been brutal. Between Archer’s kidnapping, the coma, the complicated recovery, and managing the crew (which, let’s be honest, was like trying to herd a group of highly dangerous toddlers), Rosi had been stretched thin. Add in taking care of the girls, and yeah, exhaustion was understandable.

But still.

Archer was fucking horny. Like, ‘I’m gonna jump you the second you wake up’ horny. It had been nearly a month and a half without sex. That had never happened before. Not even close.

His gaze drifted to Rosinante’s sleeping form—his husband was lying on his back, blond hair a mess against the pillow, lips slightly parted. The low light of the room cast soft shadows over his face, making him look younger than he was. But what really tested Archer’s patience was the fact that Rosinante was only clad in his sleeping pants, which were slung so low on his hips it should have been illegal.

Archer groaned internally, dragging a hand down his face. He turned onto his side, forcing himself to look away before he did something Rosi would scold him for in the morning. Grumbling, he tried to redirect his thoughts, and they landed on the raid planned for tomorrow.

A big Marine base. Kizaru’s territory.

Katakuri had insisted on sending a warning ahead of time, a move that would ensure civilians got out and that the Marines knew exactly who was coming. If Kizaru himself showed up? Well, then Raya would be ready. She had never forgiven that bastard for calling Giles ‘a fish,’ and she had made it her personal mission to be the one to kill him. The woman was like a goddamn bloodhound—well, a drunk one.

Archer had even placed a bet with Ace on how many Marines would be stationed there, much to the crew’s amusement. He was hyped, no doubt about it. A raid, a battle, and a pile of stolen loot? That was Archer’s kind of day. And the best part? Vivi had suggested that all the valuables they found should be given to the town and its people—a way to paint the Roaring Pirates as the good guys and turn public favor against the World Government.

Archer had been all for it. Vivi had been raised to be queen, so she knew what she was talking about. Though she wouldn’t be joining the fight—Alabasta’s future queen couldn’t exactly be seen slaughtering Marines left and right. Instead, she would stay on the Silence with Bepo, watching over the girls.

Yes, tomorrow would be a good day.

Now, if only he could get some damn sleep without his husband tempting him into insanity.

 

The next morning, the ship was alive with movement as everyone prepared for the raid. Weapons were checked, plans reviewed, and strategies discussed. The air buzzed with energy, and Archer should have been focusing on the mission ahead.

But no.

Instead, his eyes were glued to Rosinante. Specifically, Rosinante’s ass.

The man was bent down, adjusting his boots, and Archer found himself frozen, just... staring. The way his husband's sleeping pants clung to his hips last night had already tested his willpower, but this? This was just unfair.

And of course, because the gods clearly hated him, Raya saw him looking.

Archer barely had time to register the wicked glint in her eye before she pounced.

"OH, HORNYBOY!" she bellowed across the deck, causing several crew members to stop and turn. "Don’t you dare run from me!"

He ran.

With his tail between his legs, Archer all but sprinted into the galley, desperate to escape whatever hell Raya was about to unleash on him. He tried to squeeze between Gin and Giles, as if the two would somehow shield him. But really, when had that ever worked?

The doors slammed open behind him.

"THERE YOU ARE!" Raya declared triumphantly. "Don’t think you can hide from me, lover boy!"

Archer groaned and smacked his head against Giles’s back. "Please, just let me die."

Gin, was already cracking up.

"Oh, come on, Archer," Raya said, her grin absolutely feral. "How long has it been, huh? You’re looking a little tense—pent up frustration, maybe? You got blue balls?"

Archer was mortified. "Raya."

She ignored him, of course. "I mean, it’s been, what? Over a month? How do you even function? I’d be climbing the walls if I were you. No wonder you’re staring at his ass like a starving man at a feast!"

Gin wheezed, barely able to keep upright.

Then, the real betrayal happened.

Giles, their level-headed, wisdom-spouting fishman, decided to join in.

"Actually," Giles said, pushing his glasses up, "a healthy sex life is an important component of a thriving relationship. Studies show that regular physical intimacy leads to increased emotional connection, reduced stress, and overall improved well-being."

Archer gawked at him. "Are you seriously giving me a Talk on sex right now?"

"He’s got a point!" Raya cackled. "You gotta keep that passion alive, man! So, when’s the last time you and tall, blond, and sexy had a proper ‘monkey dance’?"

And then, because the universe had a twisted sense of humor, Raya actually started thrusting her hips forward and back while chanting, "Monkey daaaance, monkey daaaance!"

Gin collapsed onto the counter, laughing so hard he could barely breathe.

Archer covered his face with his hands, contemplating throwing himself overboard. "I hate all of you."

The galley door swung open.

Silence fell immediately.

Standing there was Rosinante. And Katakuri.

Both men stared. Just stared. Katakuri’s brow twitched in visible confusion, and Rosinante, gods bless him, looked like he regretted every life choice that led him to this moment.

"We’ll be making port in five minutes," Rosinante mumbled, before slowly closing the door again.

The second the door shut, Archer, Gin, Raya, and Giles exploded into laughter.

Archer wheezed, gripping the counter for support. "I swear, I am never recovering from this."

"Oh, come on," Raya said, wiping a tear from her eye. "You love us."

Archer groaned. "Yeah, yeah. Whatever helps you sleep at night."

With a smirk, Raya leaned back, arms crossed. "So, now that we’ve all agreed on the importance of regular marital activities—"

"I’m leaving." Archer bolted for the door, ignoring their laughter trailing behind him.

 

The marine base loomed ahead, a fortress of authority that, by the end of the day, would be nothing but a smoldering wreck. Archer could already feel the adrenaline buzzing in his veins, but unfortunately, his focus was constantly being derailed.

Raya was to blame, the absolute menace that she was. Every time Archer accidentally made eye contact with her, she mouthed "monkey dance" with exaggerated movements, making his face heat up all over again. That damn woman had no mercy.

To make matters worse, Rosinante had noticed his unusual flustered state and asked, with that concerned furrow of his brow, "Are you feeling alright? Running a fever? Should I get Law to check on you?"

Archer groaned, shaking his head furiously. "I’m fine, just—just gonna go walk with Ace."

Ace, thankfully, was oblivious to his dad’s suffering and didn’t ask questions. That alone was enough for Archer to sigh in relief. "You know what, Ace? You’re my favorite today."

Ace snorted, raising a brow. "That so?"

Law, who had been walking beside them, muttered, "Heeey!"

Archer grinned, ruffling Law’s hair just to mess with him. "You’ve had your days, kid. Today’s Ace’s turn."

Then, they attacked.

The marines clearly thought the warning was a bluff because they were completely unprepared. Sucks to be them. Archer wasted no time unleashing his grizzly bear form, barreling through their ranks with raw, feral power. He needed this. He needed to smash something, needed to work out all the tension building in his body.

Ace, of course, decided that this was the perfect moment to turn things into a game. He leaped onto Archer’s back, dragging Law with him, cackling wildly. "C’mon, Law! Killing marines from Dad’s back is awesome!"

Law, barely holding on, squeezed his eyes shut and clung to Archer’s fur for dear life. "You are all insane!"

"Wuss!" Ace shot back, already tossing fireballs left and right.

Together, they tore through the base, leaving nothing but chaos and destruction in their wake. However, to Archer’s disappointment, Kizaru was nowhere to be found. Damn. He had been looking forward to that fight.

Still, they raided the place for everything it was worth—medical supplies, gold, confidential plans. Anything of value was taken.

Just as they were about to leave, Raya came sprinting toward them with Timble firmly wedged between her cleavage. "We gotta get the fuck outta here!" she hollered. "Timble and I may have, uh, rigged the lower levels with explosives!"

"May have?!" Archer yelled, but there was no time to argue.

They ran like hell.

Just as they cleared the base, the entire structure exploded into a fiery inferno. Raya, grinning like a madwoman, turned to Archer and smirked. "Hey, at least something exploded today!"

Archer glared at her, cheeks burning all over again. Rosinante, still clueless, gave him another puzzled look. "Alright, seriously, what is going on with you?"

 

The moment Archer stepped back onto the Silence, he made a beeline for the galley, ignoring the chaos of the crew unloading their loot. He yanked open the cooler and grabbed four beers—less than that wouldn’t cut it. He popped one open and downed it in seconds, barely tasting the bitterness as it hit his tongue. What a fucking day. Stupid Raya. Stupid horniness. Stupid, sexy, clueless husband.

As he chugged down the second beer, he half-listened as Rosinante gave orders.

“Raya, Ace, you’re in charge of distributing the gold tonight. Make sure it gets into the right hands,” Rosinante said, rubbing his temples.

Bingo. That meant Raya, the menace, would be off the ship for a few hours, giving Archer a much-needed break from her relentless teasing. Maybe now he could get some damn peace.

Just as he finished his third beer, Luc and Tama came running up, their little faces full of concern.

“Dad! Is everyone okay?” Tama asked, eyes wide with worry.

Archer softened, crouching down to ruffle their hair. “Yeah, sweetheart, everything went perfect. No one got hurt, and we got a ton of loot.” He smirked. “And if you two behave, next time we give gold away, you’ll have permission to come along.”

The girls gasped before jumping up and down, squealing in excitement. “Really?!”

He chuckled. “Really.”

Just as Archer was enjoying the wholesome moment, he overheard something that made his stomach drop.

“Hey, Ace, Law,” Rosinante’s voice carried across the deck, him standing together with Katakuri. “Do either of you know what the ‘Monkey Dance’ is?”

Archer froze, beer halfway to his mouth.

Ace immediately doubled over, wheezing with laughter. Law, on the other hand, looked like he wanted the earth to swallow him whole.

Ace wiped tears from his eyes and wheezed out, “Oh my god—you two—Papa, Katakuri—you’re both old men.”

Katakuri frowned. “Is it some kind of battle technique?”

Archer paled. No. No, no, no.

And then, like the cruel hand of fate itself, Giles walked up, his deep voice carrying over the chatter. “The ‘Monkey Dance’ is actually a term used to describe a rather vigorous—”

“NOPE.” Archer bolted upright. Vivi and Ikkaku, sensing disaster, swiftly grabbed Tama and Luc, ushering them away before they could ask questions.

Ace was on the floor now, clutching his stomach, while Law looked like he was contemplating jumping overboard.

Archer did the only logical thing: he ran. He sprinted toward his and Rosinante’s cabin, beer in hand, desperate to put an end to this godforsaken day.

Behind him, he could still hear Giles continuing his explanation, Katakuri asking follow-up questions, and Rosinante mumbling, “Why does everyone keep running away from this conversation?”

Archer groaned. Tomorrow had to be better. It just had to be.

He barely made it into the cabin before he started stripping, kicking off his boots and pulling his shirt over his head in one swift motion. He was exhausted, embarrassed, and more frustrated than he had been in a long time. As he stepped into the bathroom, he turned the water on cold, hoping it would shock some sense into him.

Pressing his forehead against the cool tiles, he exhaled slowly.

"Fuck, what a day."

All he wanted was to be touched, to be taken apart, to feel Rosinante all over him. Was that really too much to ask? They hadn’t gone this long without sex in—hell, Archer didn’t even know how long. But ever since his injury, he’d been… hesitant. Rosinante never made him feel weak or lesser, but there was a lingering self-consciousness Archer couldn’t shake.

He gritted his teeth and let the freezing water cascade down his back, hoping to clear his mind.

Lost in thought, he didn’t hear the door open. He didn’t hear the quiet rustling of clothes being removed.

He only noticed when large hands suddenly settled on his chest.

“Shit!” Archer jolted upright, spinning around so fast he nearly slipped. But before he could properly curse his own clumsiness, his breath hitched at the sight before him.

Rosinante, standing in the shower, naked, smirking like he owned the damn world.

Archer swallowed hard.

“You trying to kill me?” he managed, voice strained.

Rosinante chuckled, stepping in closer, his wet hair sticking to his forehead. “No. Just came to check on my very flustered husband.”

Archer groaned. “You’re never gonna let this go, are you?”

Rosinante grinned, tilting his head. “Not when I had to find out from Giles of all people what the ‘monkey dance’ meant.”

Archer felt the heat rise to his face again, but before he could sputter out a response, Rosinante was on him. In one swift move, he lifted Archer off the floor, pinning him against the wall. Archer barely had time to react before Rosinante's lips found his neck, pressing soft kisses before nipping at the sensitive skin.

“You really think I’d let the ‘young people’ have all the fun?” Rosinante murmured against his throat.

Archer let his head fall back against the tiles, a deep moan slipping from his lips as he tangled his fingers in Rosinante’s hair. “Took you long enough,” he muttered breathlessly.

Rosinante just laughed, his grip tightening. “Then I suggest you hold on.”

And oh, Archer did.

Rosinante reached out, gently grasping Archer's chin, and pulled him in for a searing kiss. Archer's lips parted eagerly, welcoming the invasion of his husband's tongue.

The kiss was hungry, demanding, and filled with pent-up passion. Rosinante's fingers tangled in Archer's golden, wavy locks, holding him in place as he deepened the kiss, exploring every inch of Archer's mouth.

As they broke apart, both men panted, their breath mingling in the confined space. Rosinante's hands roamed freely over Archer's body, tracing the scars and freckles that adorned his skin. He nipped at Archer's neck, leaving a trail of kisses and love bites down his collarbone, making Archer shiver with delight.

Archer moaned softly, his body already on fire. He wanted Rosinante desperately, and the anticipation had him squirming with need. Rosinante showed Archer towards the wall, pressing chest against the cold tiles, his hands sliding down to cup Archer's firm ass. Archer's cock, already hardening.

Archer obeyed without hesitation, bracing himself against the wall, his hands gripping the cold tiles as he presented his luscious ass to Rosinante. Rosinante's fingers traced the curve of Archer's cheeks, dipping lower to tease his tight hole. Archer couldn't suppress a whimper as Rosinante's finger circled his puckered entrance, applying gentle pressure.

With that, Rosinante added a second finger, stretching Archer open, his skilled fingers working their magic. Archer's body trembled as Rosinante hit his prostate, sending sparks of pleasure through his body. He moaned wantonly, his head thrown back, as Rosinante's fingers pumped in and out, driving him closer to the edge.

Rosinante's thumb circled Archer's sensitive bundle of nerves, sending him over the edge. Archer's body convulsed as he came, his seed spilling onto the floor, his cries of pleasure filling the room. But Rosinante wasn't done with him yet.

As Archer's orgasm subsided, Rosinante kept up his relentless assault, adding a third finger to stretch Archer even further. Archer's hole clenched around Rosinante's fingers, his body still trembling from the aftermath of his climax.

Rosinante then whisperd in his ear "Again, Arch. Let me make you come again."

Archer couldn't believe it was possible, but his cock was hardening once more, responding to Rosinante's skilled touch. He felt like he was on fire, his body burning with desire. Rosinante's fingers brushed against his prostate again, and Archer's eyes rolled back as he cried out in ecstasy.

Rosinante's fingers moved in a relentless rhythm, pounding into Archer's hole, hitting his sweet spot over and over. Archer's body tightened, his muscles coiling like a spring, as he teetered on the brink of another mind-shattering climax. Rosinante's free hand reached around, grasping Archer's hard cock, and began stroking in time with his fingers. The dual stimulation was almost too much for Archer to bear. He could feel his orgasm building, an overwhelming wave of pleasure crashing over him.

Archer then screamed "Fuck, I'm gonna cum again!"

Rosinante's fingers quickened their pace, and with a final, brutal thrust, he slammed into Archer's prostate, sending him over the edge. Archer's cock pulsed, shooting hot jets of cum onto the floor, his body trembling as he came hard. At the same time, Rosinante's own climax overtook him, his thick cock twitching as he filled the space between them with his seed.

Breathing heavily, the two men remained locked in their passionate embrace, their bodies slick with sweat and cum. Rosinante gently withdrew his fingers, and Archer straightened, turning to face his husband. They smiled at each other, their eyes shining with love and satisfaction.

Smirking, Rosinante said "We're not done yet. I have something else in mind for you."'

Before Archer could respond, Rosinante lifted him off the floor, his strong arms wrapping around Archer's waist. Archer's legs instinctively wrapped around Rosinante's hips, his back pressed against the cold tiles. Rosinante's thick cock, still hard and glistening with cum, lined up with Archer's well-prepared hole.

Moaning Archer whisperd "Fuck me, Rosinante. Please, fuck me hard."

With a growl, Rosinante thrust forward, impaling Archer on his thick shaft. Archer cried out, his body stretched around Rosinante's girth. The sensation was intense, overwhelming, as Rosinante filled him completely.

Rosinante began to move, his powerful thighs flexing as he pounded into Archer, his cock hitting Archer's prostate with each brutal thrust. Archer's eyes rolled back, his head thrown back, as he screamed in pleasure.

As Rosinante slammed into him, Archer screamed "Yes, yes, YES! Fuck me, Rosinante! Harder, harder!"

Rosinante complied, his thrusts becoming more relentless, his cock slamming into Archer's hole. The sound of skin slapping against skin filled the room, mingling with Archer's cries of ecstasy. Rosinante's hands gripped Archer's thighs, holding him in place as he fucked him. "You feel so good, Archer. So tight, so perfect." Rosi grunted out. 

Archer's body trembled, his muscles clenching around Rosinante's cock, as he soared towards another climax. Rosinante's fingers dug into Archer's thighs, holding him in place as he pounded into him, driving them both towards the edge.

Almost lost, Archer manged to stammer "I'm cumming,"

Rosinante's pace quickened, his own orgasm building. With a final, powerful thrust, he buried himself deep inside Archer, his cock twitching as he filled Archer's hole with his hot seed. Archer's body convulsed around Rosinante's cock, his cries of pleasure filling the bathroom.

They collapsed against each other, their bodies slick with sweat and cum, both panting heavily. Rosinante gently lowered Archer to the floor, their eyes meeting in a moment of intimacy.

They shared a tender kiss, their lips meeting softly, savoring the taste of each other.

 

After Rosinante had thoroughly fucked Archer’s brains out in the bathroom, he carried him to bed with ease, setting him down with a satisfied hum. Archer, still dazed and pleasantly sore, barely had time to process before Rosinante turned to him with a wide grin.

“So,” Rosinante drawled, propping himself up on one elbow, “do you think I know how to make the Monkey Dance?” He waggled his eyebrows and winked, looking far too pleased with himself.

Archer groaned and grabbed the nearest pillow, chucking it directly at his smug husband’s face. “The best of all, you smug fuck.”

Rosinante caught the pillow mid-air, laughing, and pressed his hand dramatically over his heart. “Oh? And here I thought you said I were the best at it.”

Archer shot him a flat look. “I am.”

Rosinante gasped mockingly, his eyes gleaming with mischief. “Wait a minute—have you been with someone else, then? Because, and correct me if I’m wrong, that would mean you’re comparing me to—”

Archer didn’t let him finish. He smacked Rosinante square on the chest, making him huff out a laugh. “You dumbass, you know damn well that you’re the only person I’ve ever been with. You stole my virginity, you cradle-robbing bastard.”

Rosinante grinned, not the least bit ashamed, and lowered his voice into a husky whisper as he leaned in close. “Oh, I know.”

Archer’s breath hitched as Rosinante’s tongue flicked against his chin, his lips brushing over his jawline in a way that made heat coil low in Archer’s stomach. Archer groaned and yanked him down into a kiss, muttering against his lips, “Old pervert.”

Rosinante chuckled deep in his throat before suddenly shifting, his fingers darting to Archer’s ribs. Before Archer could react, Rosinante started tickling him mercilessly.

“Y—you asshole! Stop!” Archer wheezed, trying to squirm away, but Rosinante was too strong, too determined. “Rosi—st—pffft—Rosi, you son of a—”

“What was that? I didn’t quite catch it,” Rosinante teased, his fingers finding all the sensitive spots Archer had tried to keep secret over the years.

Archer kicked his legs, laughing so hard he was gasping for air. “I—hate—you!”

“No, you don’t,” Rosinante said smugly, grinning down at him.

Archer tried to glare, but his breathless laughter ruined the effect. Rosinante finally relented, pulling him into a firm embrace, tucking Archer against his chest. Their laughter faded into comfortable silence, the warmth between them settling into something softer, something steady.

With a content sigh, Archer nuzzled against Rosinante’s collarbone. “You really are an old pervert.”

Rosinante hummed in agreement, pressing a lazy kiss to Archer’s temple. “And you wouldn’t have me any other way.”

Archer snorted. “Unfortunately, that’s true.”

Rosinante squeezed him a little tighter. “Good.”

As sleep began to pull them under, Archer let himself relax completely, safe and warm in Rosinante’s arms.

 

 

Chapter 105: Now see here

Summary:

Raiding
Let Luffy deal with it
Sub
Mole
Trust
Im married!
Angry Gin
Sober Rosi
Money back

Chapter Text

Public opinion. It was a funny thing, really. Most, if not all, pirates were feared and hated—some with very good reason, really. But them? The Roaring Pirates? Not so much, if at all.

Ever since they had started their little "Let's destroy as many Marine bases as possible" mission—combined with Vivi’s brilliant idea of giving the loot to the cities unlucky enough to host the Marines—public opinion had shifted drastically. They still issued their warnings, sending them out two days before an attack, and after blowing up four bases, the Marines finally started taking them seriously. Many Marines deserted, leaving only the most fanatical behind. Their loss, really.

The funniest part? The people had started to help them. Letters came in detailing the number of stationed Marines, the best entry points, weak spots in security—one person even wrote that he had poisoned the well to rid their town of the Marines. They no longer sought protection from the World Government, but instead, from the Roaring Pirates.

Archer had been baffled.

“They want us to protect them?” he muttered as he read another letter aloud. “From the Marines?”

Ace, sitting across from him with his feet up on the table, snorted. “Makes sense.”

“How the hell does this make sense?” Archer demanded, waving the letter around like it personally offended him. “We’re pirates, not some noble knights!”

Ace just grinned. “When Whitebeard ruled the seas, every Emperor had their own territories they protected. Some, like Big Mom, demanded tithes for their protection. But for Whitebeard? Just being under his flag was enough.”

Archer looked at Ace with wide, incredulous eyes. He opened his mouth to argue, closed it, then tried again. “Ace. We—me and Rosinante—we are not Emperors. Never will be.”

Ace shrugged, clearly amused. “Tell that to the people.”

Archer groaned, dragging a hand down his face. This was ridiculous. Him? A damn Emperor? What a joke.

Rosinante, who had been listening quietly from the other side of the room, leaned back against the wall with a small smile. “You do realize,” he said mildly, “that this means we have to be careful. If the people insist on seeing us as their protectors, it means the Marines will shift their strategy. We won’t just be pirates anymore—we’ll be threats to their control. That means the Admirals are going to start paying more attention to us, if thats even possible.”

“Great,” Archer grumbled. “Just what I wanted.” He sighed, glancing back at the letter. “Fine. If the people insist on having an Emperor, then we tell them they already have one.”

Ace raised an eyebrow. “Oh?”

Archer grinned, sharp and full of mischief. “Luffy. The little brat’s already one of the Four Emperors. He’s the best one for the job.”

Ace burst out laughing, slapping his knee. “Oh man, Luffy is gonna be so confused when he hears about this.”

“Yeah, well,” Archer huffed, crossing his arms. “Better him than me.”

Rosinante chuckled, shaking his head. “You’re ridiculous.”

“Damn right I am.” Archer shot him a grin before tossing the letter aside. “Now, let’s go blow up another base, shall we?”

 

The conversation with Ace still rummaged in the back of Archer’s mind as they neared the next Marine base. He couldn’t quite shake the weight of it. The idea of territories, of people relying on them—on him and Rosinante—was a foreign concept. They weren’t emperors. Hell, they were barely responsible adults half the time. And yet, as much as he wanted to deny it, there was a growing part of him that understood why the people were looking to them for protection. The Marines had failed them. The World Government had abandoned them. And when left with no other options, people turned to pirates. It was funny, really.

Together with Rosinante, they had decided that after every attack, they would hoist a flag—one like the one they had on the Silence. A roaring bear’s head with a star under its eye. A clear sign to the world that the Roaring Pirates had been there, that the town was theirs—and Luffy’s.

They had received a letter from a citizen detailing the current situation at the base. Less than fifty Marines remained, along with their captain. But the base itself? It was an important one. This was a shipbuilding facility, a place dedicated to constructing Marine ships. A strategic location.

A few days prior, Law had hesitantly approached them, voice quieter than usual, and asked if it would be possible to search for a submarine—one like the Polar Tang. The request had caught Archer off guard, but Rosinante had simply smiled softly and promised they’d look. Archer had echoed the sentiment.

They both knew what this meant. Law was itching to get back out there. His situation with the remaining Heart Pirates was unstable at best, and as much as he loved his family, he wasn’t meant to stay on the Silence forever. Law was a captain, a man used to leading his own crew, making his own decisions. Being here, under his dads’ roof, must have been stifling.

Not that he didn’t love them all. But Law had his own plans—as many plans as Archer and Ace had freckles.

So, everyone knew it was only a matter of time before Law and what remained of his crew would set out to do their own shit.

Archer sighed, running a hand through his hair as he stared at the approaching Marine base. It was bittersweet, really. The thought of Law leaving made his chest ache in ways he wasn’t ready to unpack. But he knew better than to try and hold him back.

Rosinante must have noticed his shift in mood because he nudged him with his elbow, offering him a knowing smile. “He’ll be okay,” he murmured.

Archer huffed. “I know that.”

“You’re gonna mope, aren’t you?”

“Fuck off.”

Rosinante chuckled, draping an arm over Archer’s shoulders and pulling him into a sideways hug. “You’re such a dad, it’s ridiculous.”

Archer sighed but didn’t pull away. “Let’s just get this shit done.”

With that, the crew made their final preparations, the looming Marine base standing as both a challenge and an opportunity. If Law was going to leave, they were going to make damn sure he had everything he needed.

It was almost too easy, really. Most of the marines ran when they heard Archer’s roar. Pussies, the lot of them. But it gave them time to really look around and search for a submarine for Law. As Law and his crew scoured the base, Archer busied himself with rummaging through an office, cursing under his breath as he realized he needed to start wearing his glasses at all times. It sucked.

As he shuffled through some papers, his eyes caught something that made him pause. A letter. From Akainu himself.

Frowning, Archer unfolded it, reading quickly. The letter was addressed to the now-dead marine captain, instructing him to hold the base and prepare for reinforcements. But that wasn’t the interesting part. Akainu had contacted the Holy Knights for assistance in dealing with Archer and his crew.

“Hah. The big dogs, huh?” Archer muttered, shaking his head.

Even more amusing was the note that specifically stated Archer, Rosinante, and Ace were to be left alive—so that Akainu could personally execute them.

“Tsk. What an idiot,” Archer scoffed, rolling his eyes. “If anyone’s killing anyone, it’ll be me killing Akainu.”

There was nothing else of interest in the office aside from some weapons and gold. Stuff they’d take, but nothing mind-blowing. Sighing, Archer stuffed the letter in his coat and stepped out, only to nearly collide with Raya and Giles.

Both of them were grinning like they’d just burned down a town for fun.

Frowning, Archer crossed his arms. “Alright. What did you two do now?”

Snickering, Raya leaned in. “Oh, you’ll see. But you gotta wait your turn.”

Archer’s frown deepened as he turned to Giles for clarification. Giles just shrugged, holding up a stack of books. “I found some good reading material.”

Huh. Well, fine. Archer needed new glasses anyway, so he could wait. But the glint in Raya’s eyes put him on guard. Whatever they’d done, it wasn’t small.

Before he could demand more answers, Nugget landed on his shoulder, Timble clinging to the bird’s back like a damn gremlin. Both looked way too pleased with themselves.

“What is going on?” Archer muttered, narrowing his eyes at the little troublemakers.

But before he could press the issue, Ace came running toward him, practically bouncing. “Dad! We found it! The perfect sub for Law!”

Archer raised a brow. “Yeah?”

“Yeah! You gotta see it!”

Nodding, Archer followed him, and as they approached the docks, he had to blink a few times. Did his eyes deceive him, or was Law actually dancing?

Yes. Yes, he was. The usually stoic Trafalgar D. Water Law was bouncing on the balls of his feet like a damn kid.

Archer couldn’t help it—he burst out laughing. “Well, would you look at that?”

Hearing him, Law spun around and practically ran to Archer, words spilling from his mouth at an insane pace. “It’s perfect dad! Enough space, updated navigation, reinforced hull! And an entire section for storing cadavers! Even a fully equipped operating room!”

Archer’s smile froze. “...Cadavers?”

“Yeah! For research!” Law beamed, oblivious to the way Archer’s expression twitched.

Archer exchanged a look with Rosinante, who only sighed in a long-suffering manner. Then, shaking his head, Archer threw an arm around Law’s shoulders. “Alright, Doc, show me this death trap of yours. And tell me exactly what you need to get it ready.”

Grinning, Law grabbed both him and Rosinante, dragging them toward the sub while yelling back at Ace, “And don’t set my new sub on fire!”

Archer had to admit, Law’s new submarine was pretty damn impressive. Even if the brat had big plans to store cadavers in it—some truly weird shit. But hey, it was Law. Of course, his dream sub had to include space for corpses. Still, the craftsmanship was solid, and the inside was spacious, with a proper infirmary and enough room for the Heart Pirates to function as a crew again.

Since Law and his crew would be setting sail soon, they all decided to head into town, taking their loot with them to stock up on supplies. They had a farewell dinner to plan before Law and his men left, and Archer wasn’t about to let his oldest go without a proper send-off.

Before they did anything, though, Rosinante grabbed Archer by the arm and started dragging him toward the nearest optician.

“Come on,” Rosinante grumbled, barely giving Archer time to dig his heels in. “We’re figuring out how bad your eyesight really is.”

“Oi, I can see just fine!” Archer protested, though the fact that he had been squinting at the town’s signboard earlier wasn’t exactly helping his case.

Rosinante shot him a sharp look. “Uh-huh. And how many fingers am I holding up?” He held up his hand in front of Archer’s face.

Archer scowled. “That’s a trick question. You got all five, dumbass.”

Rosinante sighed and kept pulling him along. “Stubborn idiot.”

When they got inside, the optician, a frail-looking old man, had Archer sit down and go through an eye test. It didn’t take long for the results to be clear—literally.

Rosinante gawked at the paper in the optician’s hands. “You’re almost blind as a damn mole!” he blurted, looking at Archer like he had grown a second head.

The optician adjusted his spectacles and cleared his throat. “Yes, well, his eyesight is quite poor. I’m rather amazed he functions as well as he does, let alone fights.”

Rosinante turned to Archer, arms crossed. “How the hell do you manage?”

Archer shrugged. “I just smell my way around, really.”

The optician coughed. “Excuse me?”

“Or I use Haki,” Archer continued, ignoring the horrified expression on Rosinante’s face. “So it’s no big deal.”

Rosinante pinched the bridge of his nose. “Unbelievable.” Then, before Archer could protest further, he turned to the optician. “We’ll take five pairs.”

Archer groaned as Rosinante took the newly made glasses and immediately smacked a pair onto his face.

“Grumble all you want,” Rosinante smirked. “You’re wearing them.”

Archer muttered under his breath but didn’t take them off. He had to admit, things did look a hell of a lot sharper.

As they left the shop, Rosinante suddenly leaned down, his lips brushing against Archer’s ear as he whispered, “You look so fucking hot with glasses.”

Archer blinked before breaking into a wide grin. “Oh yeah?”

Rosinante smirked. “Yeah.”

“Then I guess I can tolerate them,” Archer said with a wink, tugging Rosinante closer as they walked down the street, ready to finish their errands before their dinner that night.

 

The city square was alive with laughter, music, and the clinking of drinks. The townspeople had gone all out, setting up a massive party in celebration of their victory. Tables were laden with food, barrels of ale and rum were being tapped, and the atmosphere was one of pure, uninhibited joy. Archer leaned back in his chair, swirling a drink in his hand, watching the chaos unfold before him with a smirk.

Ace and Law were in the middle of the square, being dragged into a dance by a group of women who clearly found them both to be amusing partners. Law looked like he’d rather be anywhere else, while Ace simply laughed and went along with it. On the other side of the square, Raya was in the midst of an arm-wrestling match with a burly man twice her size, her grin wide as she slammed his hand down onto the table, earning a roar of applause from the onlookers. Timble and Giles were deep in conversation with some locals, undoubtedly swapping tall tales.

Archer took another sip of his drink. This was nice. For once, they weren’t fighting for their lives or scrambling to stay ahead of the Marines. Just a night of peace, however fleeting.

A while later, after the initial chaos had mellowed into a more comfortable, relaxed gathering, Law made his way over to where Archer and Rosinante sat. He settled down beside them, taking a long sip from his cup before exhaling slowly.

“I never really asked,” Law started, his voice quieter than usual, “but… my surviving crew members. How have they been?” His grey eyes flicked between both of them, hesitant. “You didn’t really tell me much before.”

Rosinante sighed, rubbing a hand over his face. “We found them in bad shape, Law. Wounded, stranded… We did what we could to help. But Ikkaku…” He trailed off, shaking his head. Law frowned deeply, guilt settling into his features.

“It’s my fault,” he muttered, gripping his drink tightly. “They followed my plan, and I led them straight to their deaths.”

Archer didn’t hesitate. He reached out, gripping Law’s chin firmly and forcing him to look him in the eye. “Bullshit,” Archer said flatly. “Shit happens, and your crew knew damn well what they signed up for.”

Law opened his mouth to argue, but Archer wasn’t done. “You doubting yourself isn’t honoring their memory. You living—fighting for them—is what they deserve. You’re their captain, Law. Stop carrying this burden alone. Trust your crew to handle themselves. Stop holding them back, like you did at Punk Hazard and Dressrosa.”

Law swallowed hard but said nothing.

Archer’s grip on his chin loosened, but his tone remained firm. “Jean Bart, Penguin, Ikkaku, Sachi, Unni—they’re strong, Law. Strong enough to stand by your side. They fought with us against Blackbeard. They helped save Hancock. They fought a goddamn Elder and Kizaru at Egghead. They aren’t weak. And you need to stop trying to do everything on your own.”

Law stared at him, his mouth slightly open. “Wait,” he said slowly, blinking. “You… you took my crew to fight Blackbeard? And an Admiral? And a fucking Elder?” His voice rose in disbelief.

Rosinante chuckled, nodding. “And they held their own,” he confirmed. “Your people are capable, Law. You just need to start treating them like it.” He grinned. “Ikkaku remind me of Raya.”

Law shook his head, lips twitching into a small, almost reluctant smile. “You two really don’t do things by halves, huh?”

“Never,” Archer grinned, clinking his drink against Law’s. “Glad you’re finally getting it.”

Law exhaled, shaking his head fondly. “Thanks,” he muttered. “Both of you. I’ll… I’ll try to do better.”

Archer and Rosinante exchanged a glance, satisfaction clear in their expressions.

“Good,” Archer said, raising his glass. “Now shut up and drink. It’s a party, after all.”

The night was winding down as Rosinante and Giles carried a sleeping Tama and Luc back to the Silence. The little girls had passed out under a table, hugging a very disgruntled Nugget, who looked like he had accepted his fate with all the grace of a bird on death row. Archer was just about ready to call it a night and head back with Ace when a hand grabbed his arm.

Turning around, he found himself face-to-face with a group of five very enthusiastic women. Before he could say a word, they started talking over each other, their voices blending into a chaotic mess. It took Archer a moment to piece together what they were asking—if he and Ace were single and if they wanted to join them in a nearby alley for some “fun.”

Archer stared at them, then turned to Ace, who looked back at him with wide, panicked eyes. His expression screamed, You’re the adult here, Dad! Do something!

Clearing his throat, Archer managed to say, “Uh… I’m married.”

The women immediately called bullshit. “You’re not wearing a ring!” one of them accused, crossing her arms. “You’re lying.”

Ace, still looking for a way out, added quickly, “I’m gay! I have a boyfriend! Very, very gay.”

The group once again called bullshit.

Archer sighed, rubbing his temple. Just as things were about to escalate—and he was one second away from knocking them all out—reinforcements arrived.

Raya casually slung her arm around Archer’s waist, leaning in to press a quick kiss to his cheek. “Ready to go home, babe?” she purred, smirking. “Did you find our son?”

At the same time, Penguin slid in beside Ace, grabbing his hand and leaning his head on Ace’s shoulder. “There you are,” he murmured, squeezing his hand affectionately. “I’ve been looking for you all night.”

Archer, catching on, wrapped an arm around Raya’s waist and nodded. “Yeah, honey, I’m ready to go home.”

Ace, playing along, kissed Penguin’s cheek and smiled. “Did you have a fun night, love?”

The five women looked devastated as they watched their supposed ‘catches’ slip through their fingers. With disappointed sighs, they slowly shuffled away, muttering about their bad luck.

The moment they were out of earshot, Archer burst into laughter, followed closely by the others.

“Damn, that was close,” Ace admitted, shaking his head. “Thanks for the save.”

“No problem,” Penguin said with a grin, throwing an arm around Ace’s shoulders. “Anything for my dear father-in-law.”

Archer rolled his eyes, shoving him lightly. “Don’t push it, brat.”

Meanwhile, Raya turned to Ace, ruffling his hair. “From now on, you can call me Mom.”

Ace groaned dramatically. “Great, another one.”

 

Archer was just about to leave with Ace, Raya and Penguin when a familiar voice cut through the night like a gunshot.

"Say that again, fucker?!"

Turning around, Archer saw Gin already mid-air, tackling a group of men with the full force of his rage. Brulee stood a few feet away, looking miserable, her clothes stained with what looked like wine.

Archer didn’t need an explanation. If Gin was seeing red, then something serious had happened. Without hesitation, he and Ace lunged into the fray, fists and feet flying. The seven men—drunk, stupid, and apparently unaware of their impending doom—had no chance.

As the fight raged, Archer’s new reading glasses were knocked clean off his face. He heard the crunch beneath a boot and sighed. Rosinante was going to freak out. Then again, Archer had four extra pairs, so maybe he wouldn’t have to hear a lecture this time.

Meanwhile, Raya had rushed to Brulee’s side, helping her wipe off the wine staining her dress, whispering something comforting as she fussed over her. Brulee was shaking, her lips pressed into a thin line.

Archer cracked his knuckles as the last man fell, unconscious. Gin spat on the ground near their battered forms and scowled. “No one—and I mean no one—treats my sister-in-law like that.” His voice was rough with fury. “Throwing wine on her, calling her ugly… Those bastards are lucky I didn’t kill them.”

Archer raised an eyebrow. “They actually said that?” He glanced at the unconscious men, barely suppressing his own growing rage. “Stupid fuckers.”

Without another word, he pulled out his dagger and, with precise movements, cut open the waistbands of the downed men’s pants. One good tug, and their belts and sashes came loose, leaving them in nothing but their undergarments.

Next, Archer went through their pockets, pulling out their wallets and flipping through the cash. “Let’s call this a tax for being assholes.” He handed the entire sum to Brulee, who stared at the money in disbelief. “Go buy yourself something nice. And don’t listen to a word those shitheads said.”

Brulee sniffed, her eyes misty. Archer hated seeing women cry. With a soft smile, he took her hand. “Luffy thinks the world of you, you know? He thinks you’re awesome.” He grinned. “Hell, Boa Hancock herself is stupidly in love with him, and it’s almost creepy. But if Luffy had to pick between you and Hancock? I’d bet Rosinante on it—he’d toss Hancock away like Raya does empty rum bottles.”

Brulee let out a watery laugh, and Archer squeezed her hand. “Strong women like you don’t cry over dumb men. If you waste your tears on them, the world’s gonna sink even faster. And let’s be honest—most men are idiots. But somewhere out there, there’s one just right for you. A star like you shouldn’t waste tears on a dull pebble.”

Brulee smiled before suddenly hugging him, whispering a quiet, “Thank you.”

Just as they turned to leave, a heavy hand landed on Archer’s shoulder.

He yelped—actually yelped—turning to see Katakuri looming over him like a damn ghost.

“Shit—Kuri, make some noise when you move!” Archer grumbled, trying to slow his heartbeat.

Katakuri didn’t acknowledge the complaint. Instead, he nodded. “Thank you. For helping Gin, and for making Brulee smile again.”

Archer smirked. “You may not be full members of the Roaring Pirates, but we’re family. And no one—ever—treats Brulee like that again.”

Katakuri gave a rare, small smile before stepping back. With that, the group finally made their way home, leaving behind a pile of broken men and a night they wouldn’t soon forget.

 

As they stepped onto the Silence, Rosinante was already waiting for them, perched on a chair on the deck, arms crossed, a single brow arched in curiosity. When his eyes landed on the group, they widened considerably. Brulee was still covered in wine, Archer, Ace, and Gin had busted knuckles, Ace was sporting a fresh black eye, and Archer was notably missing his new glasses.

Rosinante stood up abruptly. "What the fuck happened?"

Before Archer could answer, Raya gleefully stepped forward. "Oh, you missed quite the adventure! First, Penguin and I had to save Archer and Ace from a pack of horny women who were ready to drag them away!" she declared, smirking. "Which means, by default, I am now married to Archer, and Penguin is officially your son-in-law."

Rosinante groaned and rubbed his eyes. "I'm too sober for this."

"Oh, but that's not all!" Gin took over, cracking his knuckles. "A group of bastards threw wine at Brulee and called her ugly. So we gave 'em a proper education with our fists."

Rosinante's head snapped up. "What?!"

Katakuri, who had followed them aboard, folded his arms and nodded. "Archer and Ace jumped in to help Gin teach them a lesson."

Rosinante exhaled slowly, his gaze settling on Brulee. "Are you okay?"

Brulee nodded, dabbing at her ruined dress. "I am now. Archer stole their wallets and gave me the money."

Rosinante looked from Brulee to Archer, who merely shrugged. "Fair compensation for her suffering."

A small, exasperated smile tugged at Rosinante’s lips. "You guys are impossible. But... I’m glad you’re all okay."

Without warning, Rosinante bent down and lifted Archer off the ground, tossing him over his shoulder with ease.

"Oi! What the hell?!" Archer yelped, squirming in his grasp.

Rosinante carried him toward their cabin, ignoring the laughter and teasing whistles from the others. "I need to talk to my husband in private."

As the door shut behind them, Rosinante dropped Archer onto the bed with a sigh and placed his hands on his hips. "So... what happened to your glasses?"

Archer smirked up at him, his golden eyes gleaming. "They died bravely while defending Brulee’s honor."

Rosinante groaned, running a hand down his face. "That was your new pair."

"Good thing I have four more, huh?" Archer teased, sitting up.

Shaking his head, Rosinante leaned down, brushing his fingers through Archer’s hair. "You’re a handful, you know that?"

Grinning, Archer hooked his arms around Rosinante’s neck and pulled him closer. "I don’t need glasses to have sex."

Rosinante huffed a laugh, rolling his eyes. "You’re ridiculous."

"But you love me anyway."

With a resigned chuckle, Rosinante pressed a kiss to Archer’s lips. "Yeah, yeah, I do. Now, let’s see if you can still find your way without those glasses."

Archer smirked. "Oh, I don’t need sight for that, sweetheart."

And with that, Rosinante turned out the cabin light.

 

The next morning, the Silence was filled with groans of hangovers and the bittersweet atmosphere of farewell. Archer rubbed his temples, willing away the dull ache from last night’s drinking, but nothing could dull the weight in his chest as they prepared to say goodbye to Law and his crew.

One by one, Archer hugged each Heart Pirate, having grown fond of them over the past few months. When he finally reached Law, his grip tightened, and Rosinante soon joined, wrapping their son in a firm embrace.

“Keep in touch often,” Rosinante murmured, his voice thick with emotion. “And don’t do any stupid shit without calling us first.”

Law huffed a small laugh, shaking his head. “I promise.”

With that, the newly rebuilt Polar Tang submerged beneath the waves, and the crew of the Silence—along with Vivi, Katakuri, and Brulee—stood at the railing, waving. Raya, standing beside Archer, sniffled as she dabbed at her eyes. Having just said goodbye to Penguin, she was clearly feeling the loss.

Archer draped an arm around her shoulder, leaning in. “You’ll see him soon,” he murmured.

Raya rested her head against him and whispered, “I know.”

Once the goodbyes were done, it was time for the great ‘we have free rooms again’ reshuffling. Vivi took over the cabin she had shared with Brulee and Ikkaku, while Brulee moved into Jean Bart’s old quarters. That left Sachi and Uni’s now-vacant room.

Archer made a bold executive decision: the infamous Murder Room of Doom needed to be brought back. The now-empty cabin would become the new and improved meeting room—and still a Murder Room of Doom, but better organized than the last one. He grinned to himself, pleased with his own genius.

A few hours later, the deck was peaceful, the sun warm against their backs. Archer, now sporting a fresh pair of glasses, lounged with a book, though his smirk betrayed his true focus. Every so often, he glanced over the rim of his lenses at Rosinante, mischief glinting in his golden eyes.

Rosinante, deep in conversation with Giles, caught the look and frowned. “What?” he asked, wary.

Grinning like a cat about to pounce, Archer leaned back and drawled, “With these new glasses, I can finally see you properly. And I want my money back. I’ve been duped.”

Silence.

Then Rosinante shot up, pointing at Archer with a betrayed gasp. “Oh, you little—!”

Laughing, Archer bolted as Rosinante gave chase. The crew erupted into laughter, watching as Archer dodged and weaved across the deck, his husband hot on his heels.

“You’ll regret that statement!” Rosinante bellowed.

“You gotta catch me first!” Archer shot back, darting up the rigging.

Rosinante followed, both of them scrambling higher and higher until they reached the top of the mast. Just as Rosinante grabbed him, ready to enact his revenge, he froze.

Archer, breathless, frowned. “What—?”

Then he saw it. Five Marine ships, their sails unmistakable, gaining on them fast.

Rosinante’s voice rang out across the deck.

“INCOMING MARINES! GET READY!”

 

Chapter 106: Mihawk! Portgas is being a menace again!

Summary:

Battleship
Timble and Nugget
Go Luc
Hugs
New rule
Where is Garp?
Poor Croc
Give me the book
Why Blossom? Why?

Notes:

Please leave a comment and a kudos :)

Chapter Text

Everyone on the Silence sprang into action when Rosinante yelled that five Marine ships were hot on their tail. Without thinking, Archer leaped down from the mast, completely ignoring the distance to the deck—only to be caught midair by a bewildered Katakuri. The taller man just stared at him like he'd lost his mind.

Rosinante, however, descended with far more dignity, climbing down like a normal human being while simultaneously yelling at his husband for pulling such a reckless stunt. He gave Katakuri a nod of thanks, but Archer paid them both no mind. He was already shouting orders.

"Vivi! Keep the girls inside and watch over them!" Archer barked. "Everyone, take a mirror with you! Brulee will be our transport!"

Brulee tossed out mirrors like a merchant at a discount sale, everyone catching one as they prepared for battle. Archer spun on his heel to face Giles. "I want you in the water—start smashing the hulls from below!" Then he turned to Timble and Nugget. "You two, stock up on bombs and rain hell from above!" Both nodded, already sprinting to prepare explosives.

Archer then locked eyes with Rosinante and Katakuri. "Throw Brulee and Ace to the ship furthest left. After that, throw me, Raya, and Gin to the one furthest right. We’ll split them up. Brulee will use her mirrors to bring you both onto the enemy ships."

Brulee adjusted her dress. "Got it."

"Good," Archer grinned. "Let's go make the Marines regret their life choices."

The battle kicked off with an explosion—courtesy of Nugget and Timble's well-placed bombs. The Silence’s crew wreaked absolute havoc, leaping from ship to ship through Brulee’s mirror network while Katakuri and Rosinante turned Marines into human wreckage.

Archer, meanwhile, was having the time of his life. "You call this a fight?!" he laughed, kicking a Marine so hard he went flying overboard. Raya cackled next to him, tossing one unfortunate soul headfirst into a barrel. "Honestly, this is just embarrassing for them!"

As the fourth ship began to sink, the crew scrambled to reach the last one, but it was already too close to the Silence. Marines had started boarding.

Archer roared in fury, needing no order. Brulee yanked Rosinante and Katakuri back through the mirror after Archer, Raya, Ace, and Gin were hurled back onto their ship.

Blades clashed, gunfire rang out, and Marines fell left and right. Archer tore through them like a man possessed, but then—

"STOP, OR I'LL CUT HER THROAT!"

Archer froze. Everyone did.

A massive Marine stood at the center of the deck, one hand wrapped around Tama’s tiny throat, the other pressing a sword against her skin. Archer’s blood turned to ice. He saw the same terror reflected in Rosinante’s eyes.

The Marine smirked. "I'll be promoted for capturing you. And killing her. Just like I already killed that blue-haired whore from Alabasta."

Vivi.

Archer’s breath caught in his throat. His heart pounded.

But then, he saw movement. Luc, in her saber-toothed form, slinking closer. Tama, tears running down her face, looked to her fathers. Archer swallowed hard and spoke softly. "It’s going to be okay, sweetheart. Just hold on."

The Marine opened his mouth again—

Luc struck.

She pounced on him from behind, claws sinking into his back. He howled, dropping Tama as Luc climbed up his shoulder and tore into his throat. Blood sprayed, and he gurgled before collapsing.

Tama bolted into Rosinante’s arms, sobbing. Luc shifted back to human form, running into Archer’s embrace, trembling.

"Raya! Check on Vivi!" Archer shouted.

Archer barely had time to process everything that had just happened before he realized the last Marine ship was still afloat. His blood was still pumping, and his mind was already working on the next step. He turned to Ace, opening his mouth to give the order to reduce the damn thing to splinters, but then he hesitated.

The ship was too close to the Silence. If Ace set it on fire, they’d risk damaging their own ship, and Archer did not feel like sinking today.

Before he could even come up with a new plan, two figures launched themselves straight toward the Marine vessel at an alarming speed.

"We got it!" Timble screamed with unhinged enthusiasm as he and Nugget flew through the air.

Archer’s jaw dropped. "What the fuck are they doing?!"

He watched, wide-eyed, as Timble suddenly vanished mid-air, disappearing as if he had been swallowed by the wind.

"Did he just—" Archer started but never finished his sentence because what happened next made his brain short-circuit.

Nugget’s entire body turned metallic—shiny, gleaming steel—and the small bird shot through the hull of the Marine ship like a goddamn cannonball, leaving a massive hole in its wake. The Marines onboard barely had time to scream in horror before Nugget emerged on the other side, steel feathers glinting in the sunlight, looking like an avian war machine. And just as suddenly as he had vanished, Timble reappeared out of thin air, landing perfectly on Nugget’s back as if it was all perfectly planned.

Silence.

Pure, dumbfounded silence.

Archer, still standing there with his mouth open, turned to the rest of the crew. "Did... did anyone else see that? Or am I having a stroke?"

Rosinante, just as slack-jawed, managed a nod. "No, that definitely just happened."

Ace, blinking rapidly, ran a hand down his face. "What the actual hell?"

Timble, grinning like an absolute menace, appeared on deck in a blink, arms spread wide. "TA-DAAA!"

Archer took a slow, deep breath, trying to find some sort of logical explanation for what he just witnessed. "Timble..." he started, rubbing his temples, "what the actual flying fuck did you just do?"

"Oh yeah!" Timble beamed. "So, funny story! When we raided that last Marine base, me and Nugget found a couple of Devil Fruits. And, well..."

Archer did not like where this was going. "And?"

"I ate the Doa Doa no Mi! I can open doors anywhere! And Nugget ate the Haga Haga no Mi! He can turn into steel!"

Silence again. More staring.

Archer blinked slowly, as if processing the information required him to reboot his entire brain.

Finally, he exhaled sharply and turned to Rosinante, voice deadpan. "So, do we start a betting pool for how long it takes before they destroy something important? Or do we just assume it already happened?"

Rosinante groaned, running a hand over his face. "I hate that I actually think we should do that."

Meanwhile, Timble and Nugget were busy celebrating their victory, completely oblivious to the existential crisis they had just given their captains.

Archer sighed, looking back at the sinking Marine ship. "You know what? Never mind. I don't even care anymore. Just get us the hell out of here before we find out one of them can explode or something."

Raya, having returned from checking on Vivi, smirked at Archer. "Considering our luck? I wouldn’t be surprised."

Archer groaned. "I'm too tired for this shit."

 

Later, as they were throwing the dead marines overboard, washing the blood from the deck, and checking for damage in all the cabins and the galley, they finally had some time to breathe. Vivi turned out to be alright; she had tried to hide the girls when the marines boarded the Silence but had only managed to get Luc hidden before being knocked out. Tama, in a move that was both impressive and concerning, had tried to attack the marine with a butterknife.

Archer and Rosinante took both girls into their cabin, carefully helping them clean away the blood and checking for injuries. Tama had some bruises and a small wound on her neck from the marine’s sword, while Luc was physically fine but unnervingly quiet. With all the tenderness in the world, Archer and Rosinante tucked them into their bed, lying down beside them. No one spoke at first, the only sound in the room being the soft sniffles from the girls.

After about twenty minutes, Tama’s small voice broke the silence. “Am I weak for being captured?”

Archer immediately pulled her into a tight hug. “No, sweetheart. You are not weak. This wasn’t your fault.”

Tama still looked away, clearly unconvinced, but Rosinante spoke up, his voice gentle yet firm. “Tama, both your dad and your brother Luffy have been captured more times than I can count.”

Archer solemnly nodded. “He’s right. Too many times to keep track of.”

That made Tama smile a little.

Then Luc, still curled up beside them, whispered, “I killed a man.”

Archer sighed, shifting so he could see her face. “You did what you had to do. You did what you trained for. You saved your sister’s life.” He reached out, tucking her hair behind her ear. “And I am so damn proud of you.”

Rosinante nodded. “But it’s okay to feel sad and scared about it.”

Luc hesitated before admitting, “I didn’t know my sabercat form was that strong. I—I let my instincts take over, and for a second, I almost lost myself.”

Archer ruffled her hair, making her huff in protest. “That’s the thing about being a Zoan user, kid. It’s way too easy to lose yourself to the beast. But the real power is control—knowing when to let the beast take over and when to rein it in.”

Rosinante squeezed her hand. “And that’s why your dad trains you so much. When he first ate the Kuma Kuma no Mi grizzly, there was no one to teach him. And he did lose himself for a while.”

Archer nodded. “So, yeah. Control is everything. But we’re so proud of both of you.”

The girls shared a glance before breaking into small giggles. The tension in the room finally lessened.

Then the door creaked open, and Ace walked in, looking down at the pile of family already sprawled across the bed. Without a word, he grinned and climbed in, squeezing between his dads and little sisters. Laughter rippled through them before they all settled in, warm and safe, wrapped in each other’s presence. And just like that, they drifted off to sleep in a tangled heap of arms, legs, and love.

 

The next day, Rosinante and Archer called everyone into the murder room of doom, needing to talk to them all. As everyone sat down and, for once, was quiet, Rosinante stood up and cleared his throat.

“Alright, listen up,” he started, his serious tone making even the rowdiest among them shut up. “A new rule has been put in place. If anyone eats a Devil Fruit, they HAVE to tell us. No exceptions.”

Archer crossed his arms and shot a pointed look at Timble and Nugget. Timble sank into his chair, staring at the table as he mumbled, “Okay, yeah, fair enough.” Nugget, on the other hand, just flapped his wings lazily, looking entirely unbothered.

Stupid bird.

Rosinante pinched the bridge of his nose but continued, “Now that the situation with Law and his crew has been resolved, we’re shifting our focus. We need to intensify our hunt for Blackbeard. If we don’t take him down before the final war, we’ll be fighting on two fronts, and even we aren’t that stupid.”

Archer locked eyes with Katakuri and Brulee. “And as promised, we’re getting your sister Pudding back. No matter what.”

Katakuri gave a firm nod, his expression unreadable, but Brulee clenched her fists.

Gin, leaning forward with his elbows on the table, asked, “Do we have any leads on Blackbeard? Any idea where he might be keeping his prisoners?”

A heavy silence settled over the room. No one had a solid answer.

Then, unexpectedly, Luc piped up from her seat, her voice hesitant but clear. “Have you called Grandpapa?”

Archer blinked. “Grandpapa?”

Luc nodded. “Yeah, Grandpa. He’s best friends with Garp, and Garp is hunting Blackbeard too, right? Maybe he knows something?”

Archer scratched his chin. That was… actually a good idea.

“Not bad, kid,” he admitted with a grin. “Worth a shot, especially since Mihawk and Crocodile are keeping radio silence.”

He leaned toward Rosinante and muttered, “I’ll call them after the meeting.”

Rosinante gave a small nod before addressing the room again. “Alright, we have our plan. Everyone stay on high alert. Dismissed.”

Chairs scraped against the floor as the crew began to filter out, murmuring among themselves about their next moves. But as the room emptied, only Archer, Rosinante, Ace, and Katakuri remained.

Ace folded his arms, glancing between them. “So… what’s the real plan?”

Archer smirked. “You know us too well, son.”

Katakuri crossed his arms. “If you’re planning something reckless, I want in.”

Rosinante sighed dramatically, rubbing his temples. “When aren’t we planning something reckless?”

Archer clapped his hands together. “Exactly! Now, let’s make a few calls.”

Archer leaned back in his chair, arms crossed, as he gestured toward the Den Den Mushi sitting on the table between them. He locked eyes with Rosinante and smirked.

"Go on then, call your dad. I'll handle the two crazy uncles." Archer’s grin widened as Rosinante shot him a glare.

Ace and Katakuri, still lounging in their chairs, exchanged glances and immediately got comfortable. This was going to be good.

Rosinante sighed and picked up the receiver, shaking his head. It only took a few rings before a sharp voice barked on the other end.

"What?!"

Rosinante cleared his throat and softened his tone. "It’s me, Dad."

The mood on the other end shifted in an instant. "SON!" Sengoku’s booming voice nearly made Rosinante pull the receiver away from his ear. "How are my darling grandbabies?!"

Ace barely stifled a laugh, while Archer, resting his chin on his hand, grinned in amusement. Rosinante chuckled. "They’re fine, old man. Safe and sound. And so are the boys, by the way."

Ace leaned forward, calling out, "Hey, Gandpapa!"

Sengoku didn’t miss a beat. "Have you finally started taking after your papa, or are you still as reckless as your idiot dad?"

"Hey!" Archer protested loudly, sitting up. Ace, grinning like a little shit, responded, "Nah, still reckless."

Sengoku sighed heavily. "At least Law and Sabo have some sense."

Katakuri snorted, and Archer rolled his eyes. "Rude," he muttered under his breath.

Rosinante cut back in. "Listen, Dad, we need information. Do you have any idea where Garp went in his search for Koby and Blackbeard?"

Sengoku was silent for a moment before exhaling sharply. "No, but I know just the person to ask. I’ll get back to you as soon as I find out."

Then, his tone changed, becoming strict. "When you lot go after Blackbeard, you’re sending the girls to me. That’s an order!"

Before Rosinante could respond, Sengoku hung up.

Archer leaned back, shaking his head with a smirk. "Your dad hates me."

Rosinante rubbed his temples. "He doesn’t hate you."

Archer raised an eyebrow. "Riiiiiiiight."

Ace burst out laughing, Katakuri merely shaking his head in amusement.

"Alright, my turn," Archer said, reaching for another Den Den Mushi. "Time to call the two madmen."

Rosinante groaned. "Maybe we should save that for later."

Archer just grinned. "Oh no, we’re doing this now. I can’t wait to hear Crocodile bitch about being woken up."

Ace snickered, while Katakuri simply exhaled through his nose, arms still crossed. "And Mihawk?"

Archer shrugged. "He’s either going to be drinking or sharpening his sword. Either way, should be fun."

Rosinante dropped his head into his hands, already regretting everything.

Ace just grinned. "Yeah, this is gonna be good."

Archer picked up the Den Den Mushi and, with a wicked grin, dialed Crocodile. As the line connected, he pinched his nose, making his voice nasally, and launched into his act.

"Hello, sir! This is a courtesy call from Magnificent Skincare Monthly for women experiencing the delicate transition of menopause. Unfortunately, we regret to inform you that next month’s issue will not be delivered since you have failed to make your last payment."

Ace and Katakuri were barely holding it together, gripping their chairs as they wheezed with laughter, while Rosinante simply stared at his husband like he had finally lost his mind.

On the other end of the line, Crocodile’s voice snapped, sharp and furious. "What the hell are you talking about? I NEVER ordered a magazine like that!"

Archer, still grinning like a menace, dropped the pretense. "Damn, so no future as a salesman?"

The silence before Crocodile’s inevitable explosion was sweet.

"YOU—!" Crocodile started, voice rising in fury. "You are a blight upon this world, Portgas! I swear, next time I see you, I’ll tan your hide so hard you’ll be as blue as Buggy’s damn hair!"

"That’s a bold threat," Archer mused, unfazed. "Anyway, got a question for you, and I figured you might be the guy to answer."

Crocodile, clearly wary, demanded, "What?"

Archer’s smirk widened. "You ever wonder… since Buggy can split his body apart, does that count for his dick, too?"

There was a loud thud as Ace lost his grip on his chair and collapsed onto the floor, clutching his sides. Katakuri, yanked his scarf up to cover his entire face, but his shaking shoulders betrayed him.

There was no response from Crocodile. No scathing remark. No immediate curse.

Then, in a tone filled with deep suffering, Crocodile bellowed, "MIHAWK! PORTGAS IS BEING A MENACE! I CAN’T DEAL WITH HIM! YOU DO IT!"

Not even two seconds later, the Den Den Mushi’s eyes shifted, its expression growing far too calm as Mihawk’s voice came through the receiver. "Why must you rile him up?" he asked, exasperated. "I’m the one who has to listen to him bitch."

Archer, completely unrepentant, leaned back in his chair, arms crossed. "Sorry," he said, absolutely not meaning it. "Anyway, we’re closing in on Blackbeard’s location. Thought I’d extend an invite—see if Cross Guild wants in."

Mihawk exhaled slowly, as if weighing his life choices. "Buggy, the stupid clown, has decided he wants to go after the One Piece."

Archer snorted. "Since when has Buggy’s opinion ever meant anything?"

Mihawk actually chuckled. "True. I’ll call back when I’ve calmed Crocodile down."

As the call ended, Archer stretched, looking up at Rosinante, who was still staring at him.

And then, with no warning, Rosinante lost it.

He doubled over, laughter bursting from him in uncontrollable waves, his large frame shaking as he gasped for breath. It was rare—so rare—to see Rosinante laugh like that, completely undone.

Archer, grinning, leaned toward him. "Told you I had it."

Rosinante barely managed to wheeze out between fits of laughter, "I don't even know what to say"

Ace, still on the floor, waved a weak hand. "You definitely did dad."

Katakuri, who had finally regained composure, simply shook his head, still chuckling. "You are something else, Portgas."

Archer merely smirked, feeling damn proud of himself.

 

The waiting game had begun, and Archer hated every second of it. Waiting on Sengoku to find someone who supposedly knew where Garp was—and by extension, Blackbeard—was testing every ounce of his nonexistent patience. He despised sitting idle, but he tried to make good use of his time. He checked in on the girls, making sure they were holding up after everything that had happened. And, of course, he made sure to look in on Vivi, who was bedbound under Raya’s strict orders until further notice.

One afternoon, just as he was about to knock on Vivi’s door, he heard whispers and quiet giggling from inside. He immediately recognized Vivi’s voice, along with Raya’s and Brulee’s. Curious, he focused his enhanced hearing, catching snippets of their conversation.

“Blossom… love story… Archer and Rosinante… book series.”

Archer froze, his brain grinding to a halt. What the hell were they talking about? Blossom? Love story? And why the hell were his and Rosinante’s names being thrown around like some cheap romance novel?

A million questions flooded his mind, but one thing was certain—he needed to know what the hell was going on. Barging in and demanding answers seemed risky, especially if they were already hiding something from him. So, he opted for the next best thing.

He stormed across the deck until he spotted Timble, who was sitting peacefully on a crate, polishing his spear. Without warning, Archer grabbed him by the back of his collar and hoisted him into the air. Timble let out a yelp, flailing in protest as Archer took off at full speed.

“WHAT THE HELL? PUT ME DOWN, YOU MANIAC!” Timble screeched, struggling in vain.

Archer ignored him, kicking open the door to the nearest storage room and dumping Timble unceremoniously onto the table. Timble scrambled to his feet, fixing Archer with a glare as he caught his breath.

“The fuck was that for?!”

Archer placed his hands on his hips, towering over the smaller man. “You want off my shitlist for not telling me about your devil fruit?”

Timble swallowed hard, suddenly looking a lot less pissed off. “…Yes?”

“Then you’re gonna do something for me.” Archer leaned in, a wicked grin on his face. “You’re gonna steal that damn book the girls and Giles have been giggling over since they found it at that Marine base.”

Timble blinked. “…What?”

Archer’s grin widened. “You heard me. Whatever the hell they’re hiding, I need to know. And since Raya guards that thing like it’s her firstborn, you’re gonna be the one to nick it.”

Timble stared at him like he’d grown a second head. “You want me to steal a book?”

“Yes.”

“From Raya?”

“Yes.”

Timble rubbed his temples. “Do you want me to die?”

Archer rolled his eyes. “Quit whining. You’ve got ‘til dinner to get it.”

Timble groaned, muttering under his breath about insane captains, but ultimately nodded. “Fine. But if I get caught, I’m blaming you.”

“Deal.” Archer smirked. “Now get to work.”

Whatever the hell was going on, he was going to get answers—even if he had to resort to petty theft to do it.

As promised, Timble nicked the book from Raya (Archer didn’t ask how; it was better to remain ignorant in this case). As Timble dragged it toward him, red in the face since the book was heavy, Archer patted his head in thanks. And like a bat out of hell, Archer darted up the crow’s nest, determined to see what all the fuss was about.

And holy fucking shit.

It was a book. A book written by none other than Blossom. And the worst part? It was about Archer and Rosinante.

The title read: Love Across the Battlelines – The Love Story of This Age by Blossom.

Now in full-blown panic, Archer started skimming the pages. And shit, it really was his and Rosinante’s story! Though heavily embellished—like, fucking much. What the hell was this? Grand speeches? Steamy sexscenes? Their wedding? Where the hell did Blossom get this crap?!

Not knowing what else to do, Archer almost roared, “ROSINANTE!”

Not even two minutes later, the entire crew stood on the deck, staring up at the crow’s nest from where his yell had come. Archer, not giving a single fuck, leaped out, fully counting on Rosinante to catch him—which, thankfully, he did.

And Archer? He smacked the book onto Rosinante’s chest. “Did you know that Blossom wrote a fucking book about us?!”

Rosinante’s eyes widened as he caught the book, flipping through the pages. His mouth opened and closed, clearly at a loss for words.

Still fuming, Archer turned toward the crew. “Did you all read this? Did you know she wrote this? And where the hell did she get all this information?!”

The entire crew—except Ace and Timble—looked at the floor, guilty as hell.

One by one, hands started to rise into the air.

Every. Single. Person. Except Ace and Timble.

With big eyes, Archer turned toward Katakuri. “Kuri, you too?”

Before Katakuri could answer, Giles spoke up. “While you were in a coma, Blossom asked us for stories about you and Rosinante. We didn’t know she’d write a book about it until Raya and I found it at the last Marine base. And we definitely didn’t expect her to write it so fast.”

Archer ran a hand down his face, feeling a headache coming on. This was ridiculous.

And then—his eyes locked onto Luc and Tama, who had their hands raised as well.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

“The girls read it too?” Archer groaned, rubbing his temples.

Just as he was about to launch into a full-blown rant, Rosinante picked him up—book and all—and carried him toward their cabin.

The last thing Archer heard before the door shut was Ace asking, “Do we have another copy? ‘Cause I’d like to read it too.”

 

Chapter 107: More than ever

Summary:

Arthur and Roland
Angry grandpapa
Teasing
Meeting
Planning
Oh Luffy....
Yeah no thanks.
Haircut and boobs

Chapter Text

Over the next few days, both Archer and Rosinante were still reeling from the ridiculous book. They had tried to read some of it together, but that had quickly escalated into yet another meltdown from Archer. And the reason for his latest freakout? The names Blossom had used.

It was beyond atrocious. Archer had been renamed Arthur, Rosinante was now Roland, and Ace? Artie. Law had somehow become Lawrance, and Sabo was stuck with Sebastian. But the worst offense? Luffy had been cursed with the name Ludwig. Ludwig.

Archer didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or find Blossom and demand an explanation.

Pushing his glasses further up his nose, Archer scowled at the book as he read aloud, voice dripping with disbelief.

“‘As Arthur returned to his son Artie, he was not alone. No, with him he had the tall and handsome Roland. Scared of the unknown feelings, things he had not felt before, Arthur chose to bury them deep inside himself. Though, what Arthur didn’t know, was that Roland himself was smitten and already deeply in love with the golden rouge.’”

Tossing the book aside like it had personally insulted him, Archer practically roared, “This is some horseshit!”

From the bathroom, Rosinante poked his head out, holding his razor. His lips curled into a smirk as he winked. “The book doesn’t lie. I really was deeply in love with you already.”

Archer scoffed, crossing his arms. “You’re such a damn sap.”

Rosinante grinned wider, stepping out and—before Archer could react—smeared shaving foam all over his face. “You love it.”

Archer spluttered, wiping at his face. “You bastard!”

Rosinante only laughed before tackling him onto the bed, kissing him as they wrestled playfully. Archer shoved at him, but Rosinante had the advantage, pressing him down with his weight, still grinning like a fool. Archer was half a second away from flipping their positions when a sharp knock on the door interrupted them.

“Oi, lovebirds,” Raya’s voice called through the wood. “Sengoku’s on the Den Den.”

Both men immediately froze, Archer groaning in frustration while Rosinante let out a heavy sigh.

“Of course,” Archer muttered, shoving Rosinante off him and wiping the last of the shaving cream from his cheek. “Damn old man always has the worst timing.”

Rosinante chuckled as he straightened his coat. “Come on. Let’s see what he’s got for us.”

Archer grumbled but followed, shooting one last glare at the book still lying open on the bed.

“Arthur and Roland,” he muttered under his breath as he shut the door behind them. “Unbelievable.”

Rosinante grabbed the Den Den Mushi, and before he could even greet his father, Sengoku’s voice filled the cabin, launching straight into a long-winded explanation. His source had traced Garp to an island called Hachinosu—the infamous birthplace of the Rocks Pirates. Sengoku was certain that Blackbeard had taken over the island and was using it to hold his prisoners. The mere mention of the island sent a shiver down Archer’s spine. It wasn’t just another pirate stronghold—it was a place soaked in blood and history, crawling with the worst of the worst.

Rosinante leaned against the table, rubbing his chin. “What else do you know? Any idea what kind of defenses he has? How the hell do we get in?”

Sengoku sighed heavily, the weight of his worry pressing into his voice. “That island is a fortress, Rosinante. Blackbeard has his men crawling all over it, and if Garp’s really there, it means he’s being held in a way that keeps him from fighting back. You’ll need a solid plan before charging in.”

Archer crossed his arms, exhaling sharply. “Yeah, yeah, plan, whatever. Just tell us the fastest way there.”

Sengoku hesitated, clearly torn. “I don’t like this. You’re walking straight into a trap.”

Rosinante straightened, his voice firm. “We don’t have a choice.”

A long pause followed, then finally, Sengoku relented. “Fine. I’ll send you the safest possible route. But listen to me—”

Before he could finish, the cabin door burst open, and in came Luc and Tama, running full speed. They skidded to a stop in front of Rosinante, both talking over each other in their eagerness.

“Grandpapa!” Tama beamed, grabbing at the Den Den Mushi. “We missed you!”

“Grandpapa, guess what?” Luc chimed in, practically vibrating with energy.

Archer sighed, rubbing his temples. Sengoku barely had time to respond before the girls launched into a full conversation with him, all previous tension momentarily forgotten. Tama babbled about a new trick she had taught Nugget, while Luc excitedly rattled off the events of the past few days.

Then, without warning, she dropped the bomb.

“Oh! And I killed my first man!” Luc declared, puffing up her chest. “He was a marine. He threatened to kill Tama, so I took him out.”

Silence. A deep, unsettling silence stretched through the room. Even the Den Den Mushi, which usually mimicked its speaker’s expressions, seemed to freeze.

Then came the explosion.

“WHAT?!” Sengoku’s enraged voice boomed from the receiver. “HOW THE HELL DID MY GRANDCHILDREN END UP IN A SITUATION WHERE THEY HAD TO KILL SOMEONE? ROSINANTE! ARCHER! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?!”

Rosinante went pale, scrambling to respond. “D-Dad, listen, it’s not like—”

“DON’T ‘DAD’ ME, YOUNG MAN!” Sengoku roared. “YOU LET MY GRANDDAUGHTER KILL SOMEONE? WHERE WERE YOU? WHERE WAS ARCHER? WHAT KIND OF MESS HAVE YOU DRAGGED THEM INTO?!”

Archer, recognizing a golden opportunity, took a step backward. Then another. Then, without a word, he turned on his heel and made a swift, strategic retreat out of the cabin, leaving Rosinante to deal with his furious father alone.

As he walked down the hallway, hands tucked into his coat pockets, he smirked to himself. He’d catch hell for it later, but for now? He’d enjoy the peace while it lasted.

 

Later, when a very quiet Rosinante emerged from the room, he tracked down Archer, who was already sharpening his weapons. When Archer spotted him, he gave his husband his most radiant smile—an attempt to get off Rosinante’s shitlist for sneaking out and leaving him alone to deal with an enraged Sengoku.

Did it work?

Well… no. Shit.

Rosinante stood there, arms crossed, brow furrowed. “Sengoku was so angry that nothing I said could calm him down.”

Archer tilted his head, still holding onto that hopeful grin. “You’re a big boy, Rosi. You shouldn’t be scared of your own dad.”

Rosinante snorted, walking closer. “Says the man who’s terrified of his own mother.”

Archer opened his mouth, then shut it. Yeah… fair point. He shrugged. “Alright, yeah, well.” He waved his knife slightly. “Did you get him to calm down in the end?”

Rosinante sighed, moving behind Archer before wrapping his arms around him. “I had to promise to send the girls to him later today.” His voice was muffled as he buried his face into Archer’s hair.

Archer leaned back into his husband’s warmth, smirking. “So, what you’re saying is, you folded like a cheap deck of cards?”

Rosinante hummed, his large hands beginning to roam over Archer’s chest. “Mmm, call it strategic negotiation.”

Archer’s smirk faltered as Rosi’s fingers skimmed beneath his shirt. “That’s not what I’d call it.”

Rosi chuckled, lips brushing against Archer’s neck. “Then what would you call it?”

“Hmm,” Archer murmured, tilting his head slightly as Rosi’s mouth trailed lower. “Oh, I don’t know. I’d say you got absolutely steamrolled by an old man.”

Rosinante bit his shoulder lightly, making Archer jolt. “Keep talking, love.”

Archer chuckled, his amusement quickly fading as Rosi’s hands moved a little too south. He cleared his throat, gripping Rosi’s wrists before things got too out of hand. “We’ll continue this later,” he whispered, voice low with warning. “Right now, we need to map out the coordinates and have a meeting.”

Rosinante groaned dramatically, pressing a lingering kiss to the nape of Archer’s neck before stepping back. “Fine,” he relented, ruffling Archer’s hair as he walked off. “But I’m holding you to that promise.”

Archer rolled his eyes but couldn’t stop the grin tugging at his lips. “Yeah, yeah.”

As Rosinante left to gather the crew, Archer exhaled sharply, shifting. He glanced down, scowling at the very obvious problem his husband had left him with.

“Stupid husband,” he muttered, setting his knife down and pressing the heels of his palms against his eyes.

He had five minutes to fix this before the meeting.

Rosi was going to be the death of him.

When Archer’s “little problem” was finally under control, he made his way into the so-called ‘murder room of doom.’ Predictably, he was the last to arrive. Ace immediately noticed and raised an eyebrow.

“What took you so long?” Ace asked, arms crossed.

Archer shot a glare at an entirely unrepentant Rosinante, who just smirked like the bastard he was.

“I couldn’t find my glasses,” Archer lied smoothly.

Ace blinked, then pointed directly at Archer’s face. “Uh, you’re wearing them.”

Archer didn’t even hesitate. “I forgot.”

A few chuckles echoed through the room, but Rosinante just shook his head, grinning. Archer took his seat, and with that, the meeting began.

Rosinante addressed the crew, laying out the intelligence they had received from Sengoku—though he conveniently omitted Sengoku’s spectacular meltdown. When he finally said the name of the island, Hachinosu, a visible shift occurred.

Gin froze.

The reaction was immediate. Everyone turned to him, concern lacing their expressions.

“Gin?” Katakuri asked, placing a hand on his shoulder. It seemed to snap him out of whatever dark place his mind had gone.

Gin took a steadying breath before speaking. “That island… It’s where my old crew, the Krieg Pirates, ended up. That’s where they live now.” His voice was calm, but there was a storm brewing behind his eyes.

Silence followed, but it was shattered when Giles, ever the enthusiastic one, slammed his fist on the table. “Then it’s time to get revenge, yeah? Time to show Don Krieg how strong you’ve gotten and what kind of crew you belong to now!”

He then launched into a passionate rundown of Gin’s abilities, listing out his strengths in excruciating detail, much to Gin’s embarrassed amusement.

Archer leaned back in his chair, nodding in agreement. “You’ll get your moment, Gin.”

Rosinante picked up where he left off, explaining what Sengoku had described about the island’s layout. It was a fortress, heavily fortified, swarming with enemies. And, to make matters worse, Mihawk still hadn’t called back.

“We have to be smart about this,” Rosinante emphasized. “We’re outnumbered, and this won’t be an easy fight.”

Archer took over then, standing up and placing his hands on the table. “Which is why we’ll start this as a stealth mission. We do this in three parts.”

He gestured to the first group. “Phase one: Timble, Raya, Nugget, and I will sneak in. Our goal is to locate and free the prisoners. Timble’s new Door-Door Fruit will be crucial for this.” He smirked at the tiny guy, who was already grinning with excitement.

“Phase two,” Archer continued, shifting his gaze to Gin, Giles, and Vivi. “You three will infiltrate the aqueducts. Giles, since you’re a Fishman, you and Gin will swim in and plant a shitload of explosives directly under the fortress. Vivi, you’ll handle the detonation timing.”

“Phase three.” Archer’s eyes landed on Rosinante, Ace, Katakuri, and Brulee. “You guys will stay aboard the Silence. Ace, once I send Nugget back, that’ll be the signal that we’ve freed the prisoners. That’s when you start torching every single ship in the harbor. Brulee, you’ll assist him with your mirrors. Katakuri, you use your Observation Haki to ensure no one sneaks up on the Silence. And Rosinante—” Archer met his husband’s eyes. “—you stay at the helm, ready to get us the hell out before we blow that place to bits and pieces.”

The room was silent for a moment as the weight of the plan sank in. Then Archer exhaled, crossing his arms. “Questions?”

With a quiet voice, Archer told them all that this mission was the most dangerous one they had ever planned. Not even Marineford could compare. So, if anyone had something they would like to ask or add, the time was now.

Immediately, voices overlapped. Ace was the first to speak. “Where will the girls be?”

Rosinante answered his son without hesitation. “With Sengoku. They’ll be safe.”

Raya leaned forward, fingers tapping against the table. “How much, and what kind of explosives should I make?”

Brulee crossed her arms. “And how exactly are we getting the prisoners away?”

Timble straightened up. “I’ll send them through my doors into the Silence. Rosinante can hide them.”

Gin, his expression serious, leaned forward. “What about Blackbeard’s crew? Or Catarina Devon?”

The room quieted at the mention of the shapeshifter. Gin continued, his voice grim. “She’s the one we need to watch out for. What if she’s hiding? What if she’s already among the prisoners?”

Archer rubbed his eyes, realizing just how much of a headache this mission was becoming. “Shit.”

Ace suddenly piped up. “We should have a safeword. Something only the crew knows.”

Rosinante nodded. “That’s a good idea.” He glanced around the room. “But what should it be?”

Without hesitation, Raya stood up and yelled, “Monkey Dance!”

Archer groaned and slammed his head down onto the table while the others laughed. To his horror, they all decided that “Monkey Dance” was perfect.

When he finally pulled his head back up, he exhaled sharply. “I’ll call Luffy. He’s friends with Koby, so he must have something we can ask Koby that only he and Luffy would know.”

He turned to Katakuri and Brulee. “What about Pudding? We need something to make sure Pudding is really Pudding.”

Katakuri sighed. “None of us know her well. Our mother had so many kids that it was impossible to get to know everyone.”

Archer raised an eyebrow. “Even if you don’t know her well, the fact that you’re here, risking your lives to save her, makes you good siblings.”

Raya grinned. “We could ask her which one of the Roaring Pirates beat her up at the wedding.”

Archer smirked. “You?”

Raya gave him an innocent look. “Obviously.”

Laughing, Archer agreed, and with that, the meeting ended. The crew slowly began to filter out, each lost in their own thoughts. Archer, however, grabbed the Den Den Mushi and dialed the Thousand Sunny.

Chopper answered first, his excited voice filling the room. “Archer! Are you okay? Is it true Princess Mansherry healed you? What did it feel like?”

Grinning, Archer humored the doctor, giving him every detail. Then he got straight to the point. “Get Luffy for me.”

A moment later, Luffy’s voice came through, loud and cheerful. “Hey, Dad! What’s up?”

Archer wasted no time. “We need to make sure Koby is really Koby. What’s something we can ask him?”

Luffy burst out laughing. “Ask him how I got onto Alvida’s ship!”

Frowning, Archer asked, “And the answer?”

“A barrel!” Luffy cackled.

Archer groaned and started ranting about his son’s reckless life choices. Ace, shaking his head, plucked the receiver from Archer’s hands. “Go take a break dad,” he muttered, before turning his attention to Luffy. “Oi little bro, get Sanji on the line.”

Archer didn’t argue. He left the room, letting Ace and Sanji have their moment in peace.

 

Walking out onto the deck, Archer made his way toward Giles, who was busy mapping out the route to Hachinosu and resetting the log pose. He leaned against the railing, watching the navigator work before asking, "How long do you estimate it’ll take us to get there?"

Giles barely glanced up from his maps as he responded, "If the wind is with us, we’re looking at five days. But that depends on the Jet Stream formations around the Florian Triangle, and there’s also the shifting currents near the Calm Belt—"

Archer immediately zoned out as Giles launched into an overly detailed explanation of weather patterns and maritime phenomena. Something about pressure systems, wind shear, and the unique properties of the New world’s oceanic currents. Archer nodded along absently, his mind already drifting to what needed to be done before they left. He had to get the girls packed and make sure they got over to Sengoku safely. He didn’t even realize Giles had been calling his name until he felt a firm tap on his arm.

"Archer?" Giles asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Huh?" Archer snapped back to the present, shaking off his thoughts. He clapped Giles on the shoulder. "Good work. Keep us on course."

With that, Archer turned and made his way toward Rosinante and the girls. He arrived just in time to hear Luc ripping into her papa, her small hands on her hips as she glared up at Rosinante with all the fury a little girl could muster.

"It’s not fair!" Luc huffed. "You’re sending us away again! We always get sent away! Why can’t we stay and help? I can fight! I can—"

Archer sighed, stepping in before Rosinante had to deal with the full force of their daughter’s temper. He crouched down in front of her, leveling her with a steady gaze. "Listen, sweetheart. This mission is more dangerous than anything we’ve ever done before. More than anything." His voice was gentle but firm, his golden eyes serious. "I need you and Tama to behave and not be brats about this. We trust you both, and we know you’ll have a good time with your Grandpapa. And you know what?" He smirked, lowering his voice conspiratorially. "I bet you two could get away with pranking him and his staff. Make ‘em work for it."

Luc still looked ready to argue, her little fists clenched at her sides, but something in her father’s eyes made her hesitate. After a moment, she let out a heavy sigh. "Fine…" she muttered.

Beside her, Tama nodded solemnly. "We’ll behave. Sorry for yelling, Papa."

Archer smiled, ruffling both of their hair. "That’s my girls. Now, go pack your stuff."

With one last pout, Luc and Tama ran off to get ready. As Archer straightened up, Rosinante pulled him into a hug, resting his chin on top of Archer’s head. "You’re a child whisperer, you know that?"

Archer snorted. "Nah. You’re just a giant softy."

Rosinante let out a dramatic gasp. "How dare you—"

Archer cut him off with a playful smack on the ass before sauntering after the girls. "I’ll help them pack. Try not to miss me too much while I’m gone."

Rosinante chuckled, shaking his head as he watched his husband walk away. "little shit," he muttered fondly, before turning to make preparations for the mission ahead.

 

After dinner, Rosinante and Brulee took the girls over to Sengoku. Archer had made it clear that there was no way in hell he would join them. If he did, he’d return deaf, because Sengoku would surely yell at him. No, he’d pass. Instead, he set off to find Raya. He needed a haircut—not much, just enough so he wouldn’t have to tie it into a bun once their mission began.

He didn’t even knock before the door was yanked open, and Raya dragged him inside by the collar of his shirt. When she slammed the door shut behind them, Archer took a look around—and holy shit. Clothes were everywhere. It looked like her dresser had exploded.

Turning around, he nearly tripped over one of Raya’s bras. With an amused smirk, he asked, “What the hell happened here?”

Raya groaned, pacing around the room. “I don’t have anything to wear for the mission!”

Archer raised an eyebrow before grinning. “Timble and I plan to wear what we have on while we take down your former madam. Don’t you have a turtleneck?” He knew she always bought them for him, after all.

Raya shot him a glare. “It must’ve been washed wrong. It’s too small now.”

Archer wisely chose not to comment. He vividly remembered being seven and asking Rouge if she had gotten a little fat, which earned him a smack with a frying pan. He had learned early that weight was a dangerous topic when it came to women.

Instead of pressing further, he dodged the black shirt and corset Raya suddenly threw at him. “Not really my style,” he quipped before she smacked him over the head.

“I’m wearing that, idiot! But I don’t know if it still fits.”

Smirking, Archer made a deal. “You cut my hair, and I’ll help you with the corset.”

Raya agreed and pulled out her scissors, motioning for him to sit down and remove his shirt. When she was done cutting, Archer stood and shook his head, relieved. Much better—even if his curls were already coming back.

As he turned, Raya stood in nothing but her leather pants. No bra. No top.

Archer simply raised an eyebrow before shrugging.

Raya grabbed the corset, and Archer frowned. “Shouldn’t you put on the black shirt first?”

“I know that fits,” she said. “It’s the corset I’m worried about.”

Shrugging, Archer started tightening the laces. “Why didn’t you ask Vivi or Brulee to help?”

“Because you’re my best friend,” she said, grinning. “And you have the honor of squeezing my tits into a corset.”

Archer laughed. “What an honor.”

It wasn’t easy. Gritting his teeth, he pulled at the strings, grumbling, “Either you gained weight, or your boobs got bigger.”

“Pull harder! My boobs can take it!”

He groaned. “I swear they’ve gotten bigger—”

The door suddenly kicked open, and there stood Rosinante, Ace, and Gin, eyes wide, mouths open.

Archer, red-faced, no shirt and sweaty, had a foot braced against Raya’s back, gripping the corset strings. Raya, holding onto her table for dear life, was barely keeping her breasts inside the tight fabric.

Rosinante finally broke the silence. “What the fuck are you two doing?”

Raya burst into laughter, gasping out the explanation while Gin promptly turned around and walked out.

As soon as she finished talking, she added with a grin, “Now we just need Katakuri, and the whole gay squad will be here.”

Right then, Archer yanked the laces into a neat bow and declared, “You either need to eat less or buy new clothes!”

Raya shrieked in outrage and lunged at him.

Laughing, Archer bolted straight into Rosinante’s arms. “Save me from the angry woman!”

Rosinante chuckled, lifting his husband effortlessly while Raya yelled threats and Ace snickered in amusement.

 

 

 

 

Chapter 108: A brothers love

Summary:

Doubt
Sewing and knitting
Stealth
Sick bastard
New plan
I lied
Moria?
Ego overload
Killing and chilling
Fist of love
Vivi go boom!

Notes:

WARNING - This chapter is bloody and can contain triggers.

Please leave a comment and a kudos if you want to :D

Chapter Text

As Rosinante carried Archer back to their cabin after the "mishap" with Raya’s corset, Archer could tell something was off. His husband wasn’t speaking, and there was a tension in his grip that made Archer wary. When they finally reached their room, Rosinante sat him down on the bed before stepping back and running a hand through his blond hair. He started pacing, his long legs eating up the small space of their cabin.

Archer watched him, puzzled. He wasn’t sure if Rosinante was angry or just thinking too hard about something. After a few minutes of silence, Rosinante suddenly stopped and turned to face him.

“Have you ever wanted to be with a woman or another man?” he asked, voice steady but with an underlying hesitation. “Do you… regret only ever being with me?”

Archer blinked, completely thrown off. Of all the things he had expected, this was not one of them.

“What?” he asked, slack-jawed. “Where the hell is this coming from?”

Rosinante ran another hand through his hair, sighing. “Just answer the question.”

Archer narrowed his eyes but leaned forward, resting his elbows on his knees. He looked his husband straight in the eye, making sure his voice carried the conviction of his words. “Never. Not once. The thought has never crossed my mind.”

Rosinante’s lips pressed into a thin line, his shoulders still tense. Archer reached out and grabbed his hand, tugging him forward until he was forced to sit beside him on the bed. “Is this about Raya? Are you jealous or something?”

Rosinante scoffed, rubbing his face. “No. Raya’s like an annoying little sister I’d do anything for. But…” He hesitated, his voice quieter now. “Seeing you two in there, you laughing with her, being… close, intimate. It just made something ugly rear its head. Bringing up things I often wonderd about”

Archer’s stomach twisted. He had no idea Rosinante had these kinds of thoughts.

“I’m afraid,” Rosinante admitted, still avoiding Archer’s gaze. “Afraid that you regret staying with me. That I took something from you. You were eighteen when we met, twenty-one when we became a couple. You could have had time to… explore, to meet other people. And let’s be honest, most of the suffering you’ve been through has been because of me—or my brother, at least.”

Archer stared at him, feeling like the worst husband in the world for not noticing how deeply Rosinante had been carrying this. 

“Listen to me,” he said softly but firmly. “I have never once regretted being with you. Not once. Not for a second. I never even thought about looking at another man—much less a woman.” He shuddered at the thought. “You were my first kiss, my first everything, yeah. But not because I didn’t have opportunities. I could’ve easily have seduced people to get information when I was looking for Ace back then, but I didn’t.”

Rosinante looked at him, eyes searching. “Why?”

Archer smiled, just a little. “Because I knew what true love was. My parents showed me that. They always told me and Rouge that one day, we’d find the person who completes us. The person who tempers us, makes us better. And you know what?” He squeezed Rosinante’s hand. “That’s you. You keep me grounded when I’d lose myself to anger. You’re patient when I have none. You pull me back when I start going too far. You are that missing piece they told me about.”

Rosinante’s breath hitched, his grip tightening. Archer smirked slightly. “And yeah, I was only eighteen when we met. But so what? We didn’t sleep together until I was twenty-one. And by then, I knew. I knew you were it for me.”

Rosinante swallowed hard, his eyes glassy. Archer reached up, brushing his thumb over his husband’s cheek. “So, no more of these thoughts, alright? They’re all in your head. And for the love of everything, please stop worrying about it. Please?”

Rosinante let out a shaky laugh, nodding as he pulled Archer into a tight embrace. Archer melted into him, sighing. “Good. Now, let’s get some sleep before something else happens tonight.”

Rosinante chuckled against his hair. “With our luck? Doubtful.”

Archer just groaned, pulling him down onto the bed. At least, for now, they had each other. And that was all that mattered.

 

Four days later, Archer sat in the galley, tongue stuck out in deep concentration as he worked. The task at hand? Sewing a wedge into Raya’s corset. And why was he doing that? Simple. They hadn't come across an island on their way to Hachinosu, meaning Raya hadn’t been able to go shopping. There was no way in hell Archer was going to risk a scenario where they were busy slitting throats and—pop!—Raya’s tits came spilling out. Not on his watch.

So, sewing it was. He was grateful his mother and Rouge had taught him how, even if Rouge had been absolutely awful at it. He chuckled at the memory of his first day of school. Rouge had spent two days sewing him a new shirt, only for it to turn out lopsided, with one sleeve longer than the other. The other kids had teased him mercilessly, so naturally, he beat the crap out of them and got sent home on the first day. That had been the moment he decided to sew his own clothes.

It had turned out to be a useful skill, especially when the boys were little. Those little bastards had ruined so many clothes, it was ridiculous.

Tying off the last stitch, Archer yelled, “Raya! Get your ass in here!”

The moment she entered, he threw the corset at her. “It’ll fit now.”

To his utter confusion, Raya teared up. “Oh, for fuck’s sake, it’s just a few stitches,” he grumbled. But she launched herself at him, hugging him tight and thanking him profusely before dragging Vivi off to try it on.

Shaking his head, Archer packed up his sewing kit and pulled out his knitting needles and yarn. He had promised the girls new winter hats and scarves, and since he was already at it, he figured he might as well make sets for the boys and the rest of the crew, too.

As he knitted away, Ace and Timble strolled into the galley, Timble perched comfortably on Ace’s shoulder.

Ace arched an eyebrow. “Since when did you turn into an old lady?”

Archer pointed a knitting needle at his son. “Stop being a brat. I’m making winter gear for all of you. Unless you want a pink hat?”

Ace smirked and sat down. “Who even taught you to knit?”

Shrugging, Archer continued knitting. “Your grandma. When Rouge was pregnant with you, if I wasn’t out 'removing' Marines or stuck in school, I was the one knitting and sewing all your baby clothes. Rouge was hopeless at it. If I hadn’t done it, you’d have grown up naked, not that you got to use any of it.”

Ace gawked at him. “Wait. You sewed and knitted all my baby stuff when you were nine?”

“Of course.” Archer glanced up at him. “I wasn’t gonna let you suffer the same fate I did, wearing Rouge’s disasters.”

Ace suddenly hugged him. “I love you, Dad.”

Archer laughed, hugging him back. When Ace pulled away, he muttered, “I want a blue hat and gloves.”

Smirking, Archer asked, “Same color as Sanji’s eyes?”

Ace turned beet red and bolted out of the galley.

Timble, now sitting on Archer’s shoulder, tugged on his shirt. “Can mine be green?” he asked shyly.

Archer smiled. “Of course, Timb.”

Timble beamed at him, making Archer’s heart swell. Yeah, moments like these made everything worth it.

 

The ship was silent as they reached the docks of Hachinosu, slipping into the shadows of the infamous pirate island under the cover of night. Their Jolly Roger had been taken down, their ship blending in as just another nameless vessel in a den of thieves and murderers. As Archer adjusted his scarf over his mouth, he caught his reflection in the mirror.

Black clothes, dark gloves, blades strapped to his belt—everything about him screamed assassin. Except for one thing. His damn glasses.

He sighed, reaching up to remove them when a quiet cough made him freeze. He turned to see Rosinante, arms crossed, an eyebrow arched in silent warning.

Archer huffed but let his hand drop. He knew better than to argue. Instead, Rosinante stepped closer, his arms wrapping around Archer’s waist. “Be careful,” he whispered, pulling down Archer’s scarf just enough to press a firm kiss to his lips.

Archer kissed back, letting the familiar warmth settle his nerves. He knew this was about to get ugly. A mission on Hachinosu was never going to be clean.

Together, they stepped onto the deck, their crew assembled and ready. Raya, Timble were dressed in black, their expressions serious. Rosinante addressed the crew, voice low but firm. “Everyone remembers their roles?”

A chorus of nods.

With that, Archer and his team slipped into the streets, becoming one with the night.

Hachinosu was just as vile as Archer had heard. Drunken pirates staggered through the streets, brawling, vomiting, and groping at anything that moved. Public sex in alleys, half-dressed prostitutes beckoning from doorways, and the constant sound of shouting and breaking glass filled the air. It stank of sweat, booze, and blood.

Archer wrinkled his nose.

They moved carefully, navigating the shadows, avoiding unnecessary fights. The fortress loomed ahead, its stone walls impenetrable from the ground. No doors, no weak points. But the rooftops? That was their way in.

Scaling the crumbling buildings, they reached a window high above the street. Raya took out her dirk and jimmied it open with practiced ease. They slipped inside, silent as specters.

And then the real work began.

Every kill had to be hidden. No blood trails, no bodies left behind. Timble handled that. Each time Archer slit a throat, Timble opened a door to nowhere, and Archer dumped the corpse inside. Efficient. Clean.

They moved floor by floor, silent blades in the dark. Each room they searched yielded nothing but weapons and stolen goods. No sign of prisoners. Time was slipping through their fingers.

Dawn crept in as they worked, and Archer knew the others would be moving into position by now. Giles, Gin, and Vivi would be at the aqueducts, setting the explosives.

They had to be quick.

Then, footsteps. Heavy, confident. A large group of pirates—twenty at least—strolled down the hallway, laughing raucously.

Raya, Timble, and Nugget dove into the nearest closet. Archer had no such luxury. Instead, he scaled the wall in an instant, pressing himself against the ceiling beams, arms and legs spread wide to keep him aloft.

The pirates passed beneath him, their conversation sharp and clear.

“…auction’s at noon.”

“Blackbeard’s got some prime goods this time.”

“Don Krieg’s already got his eye on that Charlotte whore.”

Archer stiffened.

“Yeah,” another pirate chuckled. “Poor thing. Guess her family doesn’t care, huh?”

More laughter, then the group moved on, disappearing around the corner.

Archer let go, landing without a sound. As soon as he touched the ground, Raya stepped out of the closet, eyes wide with alarm.

“What was that about?” she whispered.

Archer’s jaw tightened. “They’re selling Pudding at an auction.”

Raya sucked in a sharp breath.

“Then we need to hurry.”

Time was running out. What the fuck was up with people these days? Selling a 17-year-old girl into slavery and prostitution? The thought made Archer’s blood boil as they moved swiftly through the fortress halls, eliminating any pirate who crossed their path. Each kill was quick, efficient, and silent—just how it needed to be.

They were closing in on the group who had spoken about the auction. Archer gestured for Raya to use her Devil Fruit power. A smirk played on her lips before a truly horrific stench filled the hallway. Within seconds, the pirates collapsed to their knees, gagging and choking, unable to fight back. Archer and Timble wasted no time, dispatching them with practiced ease until only one remained—the bastard who had shared the information in the first place.

Archer crouched beside the trembling man, grabbed the mans chin, and then yanked his scarf down, letting his fangs glint in the dim torchlight. His voice was low, cold, and dripping with menace.

“There are two ways we can do this. One—you refuse to talk, and for every refusal, I cut off a finger. When you run out of fingers, we move on to toes, and so on. You get the picture?” Archer’s golden eyes glowed as the pirate shuddered violently. “Option two—you tell me everything I want to know, and I let you live.”

The pirate swallowed hard, sweat beading at his temple. “I—I’ll talk! Please!”

“Good man,” Archer purred, tilting his head. “Start talking.”

“The prisoners,” the pirate stammered, “they’re kept in a cage—seastone bars—hanging off the east side of the fortress. Two guards posted at all times, but I don’t know who has the key. I swear!”

Archer hummed, then pressed the tip of his dagger to the pirate’s throat. “And the auction? Why is Blackbeard selling Pudding?”

The pirate hesitated, but the pressure on his neck made him spit out the answer. “Blackbeard—he got tired of waiting for Big Mom’s crew to respond to his offers. He wanted an alliance, but since they ignored him, he decided Pudding was useless. Figured he could still profit off her in other ways… since she’s just a woman.”

Archer’s fingers twitched against his blade. His vision turned red for a split second. He let out a low growl, and the pirate flinched.

“Who the hell are you people?” the pirate whimpered.

A slow, wicked smirk curled Archer’s lips. “We’re the Roaring Pirates,” he murmured. “And the Charlotte family did not abandon Pudding. Katakuri himself is here.”

The pirate went deathly pale, and before he could scream, Archer slit his throat. Blood gurgled from the wound as the man’s body slumped to the floor. He gasped, choking on his own blood. With his last breath, he rasped, “You… said… you’d let me live.”

Archer wiped his blade clean on the man’s shirt and stood. His voice was void of remorse. “I lied.”

Timble stepped forward, opening one of his pocket dimensions, and with a simple nod, Archer let him dispose of the body. Raya crossed her arms, nodding approvingly at Archer’s efficiency.

“We need to move,” Archer said, urgency creeping into his voice. “Raya, give me paper and a pen.”

Raya pulled out a small notebook and handed it over. Archer quickly scrawled a note:

They are going to sell Pudding at a slave auction in two hours. Abandon the plan and call the others back. We all attack. Team One will free the last of the prisoners.

Folding the paper, he turned to Nugget. “Get this to Rosinante and Katakuri. Now.”

Nugget clutched the note in his beak and took off. Archer cracked his knuckles.

“Soo, which way is east?.” 

Raya looked at him like he was an idiot, shaking her head and mumbling, "Stupid blond," before taking the lead and sprinting off in what Archer assumed was the direction of the east. He followed close behind, irritation simmering just beneath his skin. As they ran, he caught a glimpse through one of the fortress windows. A crowd was already gathering in the so-called town square.

Shit.

They needed to move faster.

When they finally reached the cage, Archer skidded to a stop, eyes widening in disbelief. There was only one person inside. And that person was none other than Gecko fucking Moria.

Ugh.

Hands on his hips, Archer let out a sharp breath. "Where the fuck are the rest of the prisoners?"

Moria, looking somewhat dazed, stared back at him before responding, "I’ll tell you if you get me out of here."

Archer sighed and turned to Raya, who was already pulling on her gloves, ready to work. She made quick work of the lock, popping the cage open with ease. As Moria stumbled out, he wasted no time giving them the information they needed. "The Pudding girl and the pink-haired marine were taken away hours ago—getting prepped for the auction."

Archer’s frustration flared. "And Garp?"

Moria frowned. "He was never here."

Huh. So Garp hadn’t arrived yet. Would you look at that.

Archer exhaled sharply, then crossed his arms. "Alright, Moria. If you help us free Pudding and Koby, we’ll give you a lift out of this shithole."

Moria nodded eagerly and stepped out of the cage. But something was off. Archer’s instincts screamed at him. This was too easy. Something stank—and for once, it wasn’t Raya's powers.

Casually, Archer glanced at him, voice deceptively light. "Hey, do you remember the last time we met? How that ended?" His golden eyes gleamed with a wicked edge.

Moria faltered. He went pale, eyes darting nervously.

Archer turned fully towards him, slow, deliberate, a cruel smirk tugging at his lips. "I’ll ask again. Do you remember?"

Moria hesitated, then broke into a cold sweat.

Before he could stammer out an excuse, Archer struck. His dagger sliced clean through flesh, embedding deep into Moria’s hand. A strangled gasp of pain escaped him.

Archer leaned in, voice like ice. "So, Miss Devon, would you please change back? I have absolutely no problem killing you like this, but a face-to-face would be so much more satisfying, don’t you think?"

The illusion wavered. Moria’s body flickered, then melted away, revealing none other than Catarina Devon, snarling through her pain.

Archer cocked his head. "You know, I think you were actually prettier as Moria."

Behind him, Raya and Timble snickered.

Devon spat at him, struggling against the blade lodged in her hand. Archer twisted it viciously, making her hiss in agony.

"Tell me," he said, his voice low and commanding. "Was what you said true?"

She clenched her jaw, trying to resist, but the pain was too much. She gave a stiff nod.

Archer smiled. "Good."

And then, without hesitation, he drove his second dagger straight through her throat. Devon choked, gurgling, her body twitching as her lifeblood spilled onto the floor.

Archer yanked the blade free, watching as the light faded from her eyes. Then, for good measure, he severed her head from her body.

He took a moment, then used his dagger to carve something into her forehead. When he was satisfied, he turned to Raya. "Bag."

Raya frowned but complied, tossing him a cloth sack. Archer stuffed the severed head inside, tying the bag shut with a tight knot.

Timble, wordlessly, disposed of the body.

Archer slung the bag over his shoulder, eyes dark and furious. "Let’s move. We’ve got an auction to crash."

 

They barely made it, leaping from the fortress rooftop onto a nearby building overlooking the auction stand. Archer landed smoothly, tucking into a crouch beside Raya and Timble as they surveyed the scene below. Pudding and Koby stood in chains at the center of the platform. Koby, to his credit, stood tall, his face set in defiance despite the situation. Archer respected that. But Pudding... Pudding was trembling, dressed in nothing but lace underwear, her tear-streaked face contorted in humiliation.

Sick bastards.

Then Blackbeard made his entrance, stomping onto the stage with his usual bravado. His laughter boomed through the air as he began his self-indulgent speech, boasting about his so-called kingdom. He raved about how he would become the king of the world, how he would slaughter the remaining emperors—Buggy, Luffy, Shanks—how he would obliterate the Revolutionary Army and the Celestial Dragons alike. How he would kill anyone who stood against him, including the so-called leader of the D. Clan—Archer himself—and claim that mantle for his own. He even had the audacity to declare that his crew was the most dangerous force on the seas.

Archer scoffed, rummaging through the bag slung over his shoulder. "Deadly, my ass."

Then Blackbeard grabbed Pudding’s chain, yanking her forward as she stumbled. "And now, the bidding begins!" he bellowed. "Let’s see how much the remnants of Big Mom’s crew value their own flesh and blood. They abandoned her to this fate, after all!"

Before any bids could be made, Archer pulled out his prize and flung it over the edge of the rooftop. Catarina Devon’s severed head hit the ground and rolled to a stop right in front of Blackbeard’s feet.

Silence.

Blackbeard’s face twisted in horror as he read the words carved into her forehead:

'Nice try - Portgas.'

For a brief moment, he stood frozen, mouth opening and closing like a fish gasping for air. Then he spun around, fury overtaking his features. But before he could bellow his rage, Archer’s eyes locked onto Rosinante in the crowd. His husband met his gaze, subtle as ever, and cast a reverse sound field around him.

Archer stood up from his hiding place, stepping into view atop the rooftop, his voice carrying through the sudden, eerie silence.

"You're a fucking joke, Teach."

Blackbeard’s head snapped up, eyes bulging as Archer continued, his tone dripping with mockery. "You call yourself a D? You're a disgrace. A parasite. Every bit of power you have, you stole from men better than you. You stand there, yapping about ruling the world like some kind of deranged mongrel, but let me tell you something, Teach: your time is running out."

The crowd stirred uneasily, whispers spreading like wildfire. Archer let his smirk widen.

"And as for the rest of you?" His gaze swept over the gathered scum who had come to bid on an innocent girl. "None of you are walking out of here alive. That’s not a threat—it’s a fucking promise. As the leader of the Portgas and Rocks clans, as the rightful head of all the D clans, I swear it."

Blackbeard’s hands curled into fists, but Archer wasn’t done.

"Oh, and Teach? You forgot one little thing." His golden eyes gleamed. "Just because the Charlotte siblings didn’t reach out to you doesn’t mean they didn’t reach out to others."

A murmur rippled through the crowd, then turned into outright panic.

A roar shattered the tension as Katakuri surged forward, a storm of wrath given form. His trident cut through bodies like a blade through paper, his usual calm shattered by unfiltered rage.

Rosinante moved like a phantom in the chaos, pistol in one hand, blade in the other, cutting down men before they even knew he was there. Ace set the sky ablaze with fire, his fury scorching the very air around him. Brulee, her face twisted with disgust, wielded her abilities like a surgeon, trapping enemies in mirror worlds where they would never see the light of day again.

But it was Katakuri’s rage that truly sent the gathering into full-blown hysteria. His roars of fury echoed through the air as he slaughtered his way toward Pudding. He didn’t just fight—he destroyed, obliterating anything in his path, his only focus on reaching his little sister.

And Archer? Archer simply stood on the rooftop, watching with a smirk as Blackbeard’s empire of arrogance began to crumble beneath him.

The moment the signal was given, Archer lunged from the rooftop, shifting mid-air into his massive grizzly form. He crashed onto the ground like a meteor, sending a ripple of force through the enemy ranks. Raya landed on his back, her blades already slicing through throats. Blood sprayed as she carved a path through Blackbeard’s men, Archer tearing limbs and snapping bones with primal fury.

Timble and Nugget joined the fray, cutting through pirates like a pair of spinning buzzsaws. Nugget, now in his steel form, smashed through skulls with the force of a cannonball, while Timble weaved between enemies, his blades dancing with deadly precision. Screams filled the air, bodies dropped like flies, and Archer relished every moment.

And where was Blackbeard? Hiding, of course. That fucking coward. Archer spotted him, standing far from the actual fighting, barking orders like some fat, overstuffed rooster. Sneering, Archer wiped a bloody claw on the nearest corpse, preparing to charge.

Then, out of nowhere, a shadow passed over him.

Garp.

That flashy old bastard came flying in from above, his infamous Fist of Love primed to strike. Raya leapt off Archer’s back, sprinting toward the stand as Archer shifted into his hybrid form, claws at the ready to cover her advance. The ground cracked as Garp landed, sending a shockwave that knocked enemies off their feet. Archer turned, swinging his claws in a single, clean arc that shattered the chains binding Pudding and Koby. The girl collapsed into Raya’s arms, sobbing, while Koby, despite everything, looked ready to fight.

Archer barely had time to appreciate Koby’s grit before Garp’s fist slammed into the ground beside them, making the whole battlefield tremble. Enemies stumbled and fell, but Archer just grinned.

“Still got it, old man,” he muttered.

Ace! Archer whirled and spotted his son in the fray. “Get Pudding onto the Silence! Now! Make it ready to sail because this shit’s about to go even further south!”

Ace nodded, scooping the crying girl over his shoulder and launching into the air with his flames, streaking toward the ship.

Then, as if things weren’t fucked enough, Aokiji appeared.

Archer swore loudly. “Why the fuck is he here?”

Raya shrugged, looking just as confused. Koby, panting, managed to spit out, “He—he deserted the Marines. He’s with Blackbeard now.”

Archer snarled in sheer rage. “Of all the goddamn crews to join?! That ice-brained motherfucker!”

Meanwhile, Blackbeard’s crew turned their attention to Garp, swarming him like roaches. The old man held his own, but Archer could see the tide turning.

“Get Koby out of here!” Garp barked, punching through a pirate’s ribcage with raw strength.

“I can help you!” Koby protested, but Garp’s glare silenced him. Then, in an unexpected twist, Garp looked at Archer—at Archer, of all people—and said, “Please.”

Archer stiffened. If Garp was actually saying ‘please,’ to him of all people? shit was beyond serious then. He exhaled sharply, then knocked Koby out in one swift strike, catching his limp body before tossing him toward Rosinante. “Take him!”

They ran.

Katakuri came barreling through the fight, holding a barely conscious, blood-soaked Gin in his arms. Archer barely registered the corpse Katakuri had pulled him from, but the tattered remains of the man’s armor—was that Don Krieg?

“Go, Gin,” Archer muttered under his breath, smirking despite the carnage.

Giles and Vivi were already at the escape point, waving frantically. “When we set sail, I’m detonating the explosives!” Vivi shouted.

“DO IT!” Archer roared.

The Silence was in sight.

“Timble! Nugget! Get to the ship NOW!”

 

As they sailed away from that cursed island, the night sky was illuminated by a fiery explosion, the force of it sending tremors through the sea. Vivi, standing near the ship’s railing, had a gleeful smirk as she held up the detonator—Usopp’s latest masterpiece. Archer had to admit, the explosion was beautiful in a way, a fitting farewell to the hellhole they had just escaped. But none of them were focused on the spectacle.

No. Their attention was on Pudding, Koby, and a dazed Gin.

Raya took immediate charge, her voice sharp and commanding. “Giles! My bag, now!” she barked as she knelt beside the unconscious Koby, already checking his vitals.

Archer crouched next to Gin, frowning at the blood smeared across the man’s face. Head wounds always bled like hell, but this one wasn’t deep. After cleaning it up and wrapping it in bandages, Archer gave him a firm pat on the shoulder. “Sit tight, let Raya take a closer look later. No dying on me, got it?”

Gin grunted in response, rubbing his temple, while Katakuri and Brulee were wrapped tightly around a still-trembling Pudding. She was shaking, silent tears streaming down her face, curled up in her brother’s arms. Someone—Ace, most likely—had draped his shirt over her, shielding her from prying eyes. Good. After what she’d been through, she deserved at least that much.

Archer exhaled and finally turned toward his husband. Rosinante met him halfway, wrapping him in a crushing hug, pressing their foreheads together. “Are you okay?” Rosi murmured, voice laced with worry.

Archer let out a breathless chuckle, grinning up at him. “Busted knuckles. Nothing more.” He held up his bloodied hands as if to prove his point. “What about you?”

Rosinante hesitated for a second before sighing and peeling off his shirt. Archer’s grin vanished the second he saw the long gash running down Rosi’s arm.

“The hell is this?” Archer snapped, already reaching for his supplies.

“Just a scratch,” Rosinante tried, but Archer shot him a glare that shut him up real fast.

“Yeah? Well, this scratch is getting sewn up, you big idiot,” Archer muttered as he cleaned the wound.

Rosinante hissed when the needle pierced his skin, muttering curses under his breath. “Damn, you’re rough.”

“Oh, I’m sorry,” Archer said mockingly, not pausing his work. “Should I kiss it better too?”

Rosinante gave him an exaggerated pout. “Wouldn’t hurt.”

Archer rolled his eyes but pressed a kiss to Rosi’s cheek anyway before finishing up and slapping a bandage over the wound. “There. All better, you big sissy.”

Rosinante laughed, pulling Archer close again, and for a moment, they just stood there, surrounded by the sound of the sea and their exhausted but victorious crew.

Archer finally glanced around, taking in the aftermath. Giles was checking the ship’s course, Raya was still tending to Koby, and Katakuri hadn’t let go of Pudding once. The weight of what they had accomplished settled in his chest.

They had done it. They saved Pudding. They saved Koby.

But not Garp.

Archer’s smile faltered, his fist clenching at his side.

Shit.

 

Chapter 109: Flexibility is the key

Summary:

Status
Boy to man
New career
A bet
Bad signal
Apple
Really Koby?
Showing off
No more
Yay, Sengoku

Chapter Text

That stupid, reckless old man. No wonder where Luffy got it from! If the Portgas clan was known for being troublemakers and notorious rogues, then the Monkey clan’s trademark should be recklessness! Stupid Garp! How the fuck was Archer going to explain to his father-in-law, that his oldest and best friend had been left behind—by Sengoku’s own son and son-in-law, no less? Fucking shit!

Archer paced furiously across the deck, his boots thudding against the wood as the Silence sailed away from that hellhole of an island. The scent of gunpowder and smoke still lingered in the air behind them, a reminder of the destruction Vivi had gleefully unleashed. Honestly, she might have enjoyed pressing that detonator a little too much.

A few hours had passed since their hasty retreat from Hachinosu, and things had somewhat calmed down—at least on the surface. Archer knew better. The tension was still thick, the adrenaline barely beginning to wear off. The aftermath of battle always had a way of settling deep in the bones, making itself known when the rush faded.

Koby was still out cold. Raya had scolded Archer for knocking the poor kid out too hard, berating him about how a poor kid shouldn’t be suffering a concussion because some hotheaded idiot couldn’t measure his own strength. Archer had begrudgingly accepted the scolding but had shot back that Koby was alive, wasn’t he? The kid was bound to wake up with a splitting headache, but at least he was safe.

Speaking of concussions—Gin had suffered a minor one himself. The man had beaten Don Krieg to death with his bare fists, pure rage overtaking him in the heat of the moment. Archer could respect that. Sometimes, anger was the only thing that got you through a fight. Raya had patched him up and given Katakuri strict instructions to wake him every two hours to make sure he didn’t slip into anything worse. Katakuri, of course, took the task as seriously as he did everything else.

So, in the grand scheme of things, everything was okay.

Well. No, not really.

Archer dragged a hand through his hair, exhaling sharply. Pudding had suffered what Raya clinically called a ‘mental breakdown.’ Archer called it a complete and utter collapse. The poor girl had been unable to process what had happened, trembling so violently that Raya had to sedate her just to get her to stop hyperventilating. She was resting now, curled up in Brulee’s cabin with her sister keeping watch over her. It was the safest place for her right now.

And Koby… Well, Koby was still out cold in the infirmary. The kid had tried to argue with Garp, had wanted to stay and fight, but in the end, Archer had followed the old man’s last request. He’d gotten Koby out, even if it meant knocking the poor bastard unconscious to do it. He just wished it didn’t feel so damn wrong.

Shit.

Archer stopped pacing and leaned against the railing, glaring at the horizon as if it personally offended him. They had won. They had saved Pudding and Koby. They had survived.

But they had left Garp behind. And that—

That didn’t feel like a victory.

He was spiraling, his mind a tangled mess of what-ifs and should-haves, when a warm hand settled on his shoulder. He flinched slightly before recognizing the familiar touch. Ace. His son’s grip was firm but grounding, pulling Archer out of whatever mindfunk he had trapped himself in yet again.

Smirking slightly, Ace broke the silence. “You know, that stunt you pulled? Throwing Catarina Devon’s severed head right in front of Blackbeard?” He shook his head with an almost admiring chuckle. “That was some of the best shit I’ve ever seen. What the hell did you carve into her forehead?”

A slow, dangerous grin spread across Archer’s face. “Nice try – Portgas.”

Ace let out a sharp bark of laughter, shaking his head in disbelief. “You’re crazy dad.”

“Runs in the family.” Archer smirked, but the moment was fleeting as Ace’s expression grew serious.

Locking eyes with his father, Ace hesitated for only a second before speaking. “Train me,” he said, voice steady. “I want to learn how to move like you do. How to take out targets in the dark, how to vanish into the shadows.”

Archer’s grin faded as his expression turned unreadable. A part of him wanted to flat-out refuse. Stealth missions weren’t like the battlefield. They were bloodier, more intimate, more merciless. It was one thing to stand in a fight and burn enemies down—it was another to slip a blade between ribs, silent and unseen. But then again, Ace wasn’t a kid anymore. He was a grown man. The heir to the Portgas, Rocks, and Gol clans. And if Archer had his way, Ace would one day take on the mantle as leader of all the D Clans.

Finally, Archer nodded. “Training starts tomorrow. But one word of bitching about how hard it is or my methods, and I stop.”

Ace grinned, fire in his gaze. “I won’t let you down.”

Archer pulled him into a quick, tight hug. “You never have.” His voice softened. “I’m proud of you, kid.”

Archer exhaled slowly before leaning against the ship railing, gazing out over the waves. “How do you feel about having Pudding on board? Considering the whole wedding fiasco and that she tried to kill Sanji? Could be awkward.”

Ace snorted. “Yeah, I thought I’d hate her too, but… I don’t. I pity her.” His jaw clenched. “When I ran with her back to the Silence, she kept muttering, ‘Please don’t rape me. Please let me go.’” Ace swallowed hard. “That made my stomach churn. She was terrified, Dad.”

Archer listened silently as Ace continued. “I gave her my shirt so she could cover up, and she actually thanked me.” He let out a humorless laugh. “I felt so fucking guilty. I fought against the alliance with Katakuri and Brulee to save her. What if I had gotten my way? She would’ve been left behind to rot, all because I was jealous and had my pride wounded.”

Archer studied his son, a slow, proud smile forming. Ace had grown up. He was no longer the hotheaded, impulsive boy who charged ahead without thinking. He had learned to reflect, to admit his mistakes, to take responsibility for them. That realization was bittersweet, but it made Archer’s chest swell with pride.

“You’ve come a long way, Ace,” Archer said, voice filled with warmth. “Sometimes, even when it sucks, we do things we don’t want to. Like me leaving Garp behind, even though it went against every instinct I had.”

Ace nodded solemnly, before his face softened into a small smile. “Thanks, Dad.” He hugged Archer goodnight before heading below deck.

Archer sighed, running a hand through his hair before sneaking into his and Rosinante’s cabin. He was exhausted, and tomorrow? Tomorrow was bound to be a true shitshow. Almost like it was written in the stars.

 

The next morning, as Archer nursed his third cup of coffee, he mused aloud, "If I ever stop being a pirate, I think I’ll start a career as a fortune teller."

Giles, sitting across from him, raised an eyebrow. "What did you do now?"

With a hand on his heart, Archer swore, "I haven’t done anything!"

Giles gave him a look. The one that screamed, I don’t believe you. Leaning in, Archer whispered, "In seven minutes, Koby’s going to wake up and start freaking out. In nine minutes, Brulee is going to walk in here with Pudding, who will start crying, thinking she’s been sold to us by Katakuri as the ‘price’ for our alliance—just like Big Mom tried to do with the Vinsmokes. And later today? Rosinante and I are going to get chewed out by an enraged Sengoku."

Giles frowned and leaned back in his chair. "Alright. If that actually happens, I’ll take your night shift for the next two weeks. But if you’re full of shit? You take mine."

Archer grinned and shook his navigator’s hand, sealing the deal. Giles then pulled out his pocket watch, keeping an eye on the time. And just as predicted, exactly seven minutes later, a loud crash echoed through the ship, followed by Koby’s panicked yelling. From what Archer could make out, Koby was throwing things and demanding to know where Garp was. Giles started to get up, but Archer held out a hand. "Sit down. Rosinante and Ace are already dealing with it."

Giles hesitated but nodded, listening as the sounds of chaos from the infirmary began to die down.

Just as the last of Koby’s frantic shouting subsided, the galley doors swung open, and in walked Brulee with a hesitant Pudding trailing behind her. The moment Pudding laid eyes on Archer and Giles, she burst into tears.

"Which one of you?" she sobbed, gripping the fabric of Ace’s shirt that she still wore. "Who did Katakuri sell me to?"

Giles turned his head so slowly it was almost comical, looking at Archer with slack-jawed disbelief. Archer just raised an eyebrow and smugly sipped his coffee.

With a defeated sigh, Giles muttered, "I hate you."

Archer chuckled. "You’ll hate me more when you’re taking my night shifts for two weeks."

Brulee, ignoring their exchange, wrapped her arms around Pudding and whispered reassuring words to her sister. Archer softened, setting his cup down. "Pudding, you weren’t sold. You’re not a bargaining chip. Katakuri came to us because he loves you, and we agreed to help because we wanted to, not because of any deal."

Pudding sniffled, glancing at Brulee for confirmation. The older woman nodded, rubbing circles on her sister’s back. "It’s true. You’re free now. No one owns you."

The weight of the words seemed to hit Pudding all at once. She gasped, covering her mouth, eyes wide with disbelief. Archer watched as realization and relief warred in her expression before she collapsed into Brulee’s embrace, crying harder.

Giles sighed, rubbing his temples. "How do you do it cap?"

Archer smirked. "Magic."

Then the Den Den Mushi in his pocket began to ring. Archer glanced down at the snail’s face, which had contorted into an enraged scowl—Sengoku.

Not now, old man.

Bringing the receiver to his ear, Archer took a deep breath. "Hello? Sengoku? Damn, bad signal, can you hear me? I can’t—" He purposely made some static noises with his mouth. "Sengoku? Hello? Yeah, I can’t—bzzt—signal’s really bad—bzzt—must be the storm or something—click."

He smirked as he slipped the snail back into his pocket, turning to see Giles staring at him like he had just jumped off the edge of sanity. "You hung up on Sengoku?"

Archer grinned. "Told you it’d be later."

Giles let out a booming laugh. "You’re either the bravest man alive or the dumbest. Maybe both."

Archer winked. "Probably both. Now go find Raya. Pudding needs some proper clothes, and you need to be careful when entering her room."

"Why?"

"Because with my psychic vision—or maybe just my keen eye for disaster—I foresee you tripping over a bra, falling flat on your ass, and bruising your dignity along with it."

Giles, unimpressed, hurled an apple at Archer’s head. But Archer, caught it in one hand and took a bite as he strolled toward the infirmary.

One thing at a time.

As Archer entered the infirmary, he had to stop himself from laughing. There on the floor lay Koby... with Rosinante sitting on his back, holding his arms, while Ace crouched before him, trying to get him to stop yelling. Koby was ranting about pirate scum and justice, his voice rising enough to give Archer a headache.

Sighing, Archer tapped Ace on the shoulder. Seeing his dad, Ace stepped aside, grinning in anticipation. Squatting down in front of Koby, Archer placed his half-eaten apple in the young man’s mouth, shocking him into silence. Both Rosinante and Ace grinned at the unexpected move.

“Now,” Archer said, meeting Koby’s wide-eyed stare. “Can we talk like adults, or do you need a timeout in the corner like a toddler?”

Red-faced, Koby spat out the apple and grumbled, “We can talk like adults.”

Archer nodded in satisfaction and snapped his fingers. Ace quickly found four chairs, and Rosinante got up, helping Koby into one before taking a seat himself.

Leaning forward, Archer asked, “Alright, kid, why the freak-out?”

Koby looked him dead in the eyes. “Because as a Marine, I can’t be saved by pirates! And the Roaring Pirates at that!”

Archer, Rosinante, and Ace all burst into laughter.

Grinning, Archer tilted his head. “You know what happened to the last Marine I saved?”

Koby, now wary but curious, shook his head.

With a shit-eating grin, Archer pointed at Rosinante. “I married him.”

Koby’s eyes widened in pure horror. “Wha—”

Archer held up his hands. “Relax, Pinky, I’m not gonna marry you. I’m just messing with you. Being Luffy’s friend and all, I figured you had a sense of humor.”

Koby blinked. “You… You know Luffy?”

Ace stared at him like he had grown a second head. “Have you never read the news?”

Koby looked sheepish. “I’ve been busy training.”

Rosinante took pity on him and said gently, “Luffy is our son, and Ace is his older brother.”

Koby’s jaw dropped. “Luffy mentioned you guys, but… I never connected the dots. The captains of the Roaring Pirates are his fathers?”

Archer glanced at Rosinante. “The standards of the Marines have really dropped these last few years.”

“Behave,” Rosinante chided.

Still reeling, Koby suddenly frowned. “Then why didn’t you save Garp?”

Archer sighed. “Garp made me promise to get you out of there and leave him behind.”

Tears welled in Koby’s eyes. “Why would he do that?”

Archer leaned forward, tapping Koby’s knee. “My bet? Garp’s capture forces the Marines to step up their fight against Blackbeard. He’s the ‘Hero of the Marines,’ which means they’ll move heaven and earth to get him back. Meanwhile, no one would care about a lowly Marine like you.”

Koby’s lip trembled before he finally broke down, silent tears rolling down his cheeks.

Rosinante handed him a handkerchief. “Dry your eyes. Later today, we’ll take you to Sengoku.”

Koby wiped his face, then froze. “Wait—you’re taking me to Sengoku?” He looked between them in horror. “Are you insane? What if he arrests you?!”

Archer smirked. “Sengoku is Rosinante’s adoptive father. That makes him my father-in-law and Ace’s grandpapa. And since we need to pick up our daughters, whom Sengoku is babysitting, we might as well drop you off while we’re at it.”

Koby stared at them, completely slack-jawed.

Ace clapped him on the shoulder. “The world ain’t just black and white, Koby. Now come on, let’s get breakfast.”

 

The sun hung high in the sky, casting a golden glow over the Silence as Archer stood barefoot on the deck, clad only in training pants. His wild curls clung to his forehead, sweat already beginning to form from the heat and the anticipation of training his son. Before him, Ace mirrored his stance, his body tense but eager, waiting for instruction.

Archer folded his arms, assessing his son with a critical eye. "To be able to sneak, jump, and crawl around properly, you need complete control over your body," he explained. "Every single muscle must be under your command. And to get that? Stretching and training every single muscle, every single day."

Ace nodded, determination flashing in his eyes. "Got it. What do I do first?"

Archer smirked, stepping forward. "I'll show you a few things. You practice them every day until you've mastered them, then I'll teach you more."

Without another word, Archer dropped effortlessly into a full split, lowering his upper body flat against both legs with an ease that made it look as natural as breathing. Ace blinked, stunned at the flexibility on display. But Archer wasn't done yet. With a single hand pressed against the deck, he lifted his entire body off the ground using only his upper body strength. Then, as if that wasn't enough, he shifted all his weight onto just his index finger, keeping himself perfectly balanced as he began moving up and down, performing push-ups with only the strength of a single digit.

Ace gawked, his mouth slightly agape. "What the hell..." he muttered under his breath, unable to hide his astonishment.

Archer smirked as he gracefully pushed himself back onto his feet. "Brute strength is all well and good, but total control over your body? That takes time, determination, and patience. You want to be faster, quieter, and deadlier? Then you better start stretching, because tomorrow, we move on to the real work."

Ace swallowed and nodded, already stepping back to begin warming up.

Archer, satisfied, ran a hand through his damp curls and glanced around. It was only then that he noticed the entire crew watching him. Every single one of them had stopped whatever they were doing, their eyes wide with awe. Even Pudding looked starstruck, her hands clasped together as if she had just witnessed something divine. Koby, standing nearby, looked like he had been hit over the head with a frying pan, his brain still processing what he'd seen.

Then, the silence broke into applause.

Archer raised an eyebrow, smirking as he gave them a dramatic bow. "Thank you, thank you. Timble will be collecting tips in five minutes, so have your wallets ready."

Laughter rippled through the crew, and even Ace shook his head, chuckling as he stretched his legs. Archer, satisfied with his work, turned on his heel and left the deck, leaving behind a crew both amused and newly inspired.

The galley was empty when Archer stepped inside, the heat from the midday sun still clinging to his skin. His training session with Ace had left him parched, so he bent down to rummage through the fridge, searching for a bottle of water. The cool air from inside was a welcome relief, but before he could grab his drink, he felt large hands settle firmly on his backside.

For a brief second, he froze. Then, recognizing the touch, a slow smirk spread across his lips.

“Well,” he drawled, still bent over, “is this your kind of tip, love? Because if it is, then you better pay in full.”

Behind him, Rosinante chuckled, the deep sound sending a shiver up Archer’s spine. “You should be forbidden from showing off like that,” Rosi murmured. “I had to leave the deck, or else my problem would’ve been too obvious for the entire crew. And there is no way in hell Raya would have let that slide.”

Archer bit his lower lip, barely holding back a laugh. He turned around, tilting his head up to meet his husband’s gaze. “Since I’m your devoted husband,” he said, voice taking on an exaggeratedly shy tone, “I do believe it is my duty to help you with this so-called problem.”

He didn’t even get to finish his sentence before Rosinante hoisted him up, strong arms wrapping around Archer as he carried him out of the galley. The door swung shut behind them as Rosi made a beeline for their cabin, moving with the single-minded focus of a man with an urgent mission. By the time they reached their room, Archer was laughing breathlessly, fingers gripping the fabric of Rosi’s shirt.

With a grin that was more mischief than menace, Rosi kicked the door shut and tossed Archer onto the bed, making him bounce slightly on impact. Archer propped himself up on his elbows, golden eyes alight with amusement and anticipation.

“Well, well,” he teased, “I do love a man who takes initiative.”

Rosinante yanked off his shirt and let it drop to the floor before stalking forward, already reaching for Archer’s waistband. “Oh, you’re gonna love this,” he muttered.

Archer just grinned.

Outside, the crew continued about their business, blissfully unaware of the impromptu "problem-solving session" happening behind closed doors. Well… most of them.

Raya, passing by their window, raised an eyebrow at the muffled sounds coming from within the cabin. She smirked and shook her head. “Knew that was coming,” she muttered to herself before walking away, already planning how to tease them about it later.

 

Archer moaned loudly, his voice muffled against the soft sheets as Rosinante's powerful thrusts drove him deeper into the mattress. Archer's golden hair was now a wild mess, with Rosinante's strong hand gripping it tightly, using it as leverage to pound into his husband's willing body.

The younger man's face was pressed into the bed, his eyes tightly shut, as he focused on the intense pleasure coursing through him. Rosinante's cock, thick and hard, had already brought him to climax twice, and now, with each relentless thrust, Archer felt himself teetering on the edge of another mind-blowing orgasm. His ass, clenching tightly around Rosinante's pounding.

As he thrusted, Rosinante grunted out "Fuck, you feel so good, love. I'm gonna make you come so hard again."

Archer whimpered, his body trembling as Rosinante's words sent a fresh wave of anticipation through him. It had been a long time since they had fucked so hard, and he loved every second of it. His ass, usually so tight, was now stretched and accommodating to Rosinante's relentless assault. The feeling of being completely at his husband's mercy was exhilarating.

As Rosinante's pace quickened, Archer's breath caught in his throat. He could feel his orgasm building, a pressure coiling low in his belly, ready to explode. His golden eyes opened briefly, revealing a mix of pleasure and desperation, as he tried to convey his urgency.

Archer tried to speak "Rosi... I need... break..."

Unaware of Archer's attempt to speak, Rosinante continued his relentless pounding, his focus solely on his own impending release. He tightened his grip on Archer's hair, pulling his head back, exposing the graceful curve of his neck. With his other hand, he reached down, slapping Archer's pale cheek with a loud smack, leaving a crimson imprint on his smooth skin.

The sting of the spank sent Archer over the edge. His body convulsed, and he screamed into the pillow as he came, his seed spraying across the bed in a hot, sticky mess. It was an orgasm unlike anything he had ever experienced—intense, overwhelming, and almost painful in its pleasure.

Rosinante, driven wild by the sight of his husband's release, pounded into him with renewed vigor. He felt Archer's inner muscles clench and spasm around his cock, milking him as he too reached his climax. With a final, powerful thrust, Rosinante buried himself deep inside Archer, his own release hot and intense.

Archer's eyes rolled back as he felt Rosinante's warm cum filling him, but the sensation was distant, overshadowed by the aftershocks of his own powerful orgasm. His body trembled uncontrollably, and he slumped forward, his face buried in the pillow, his golden hair falling around him like a halo.

Rosinante, his own breath ragged, slowly withdrew from Archer's spent body, his cock sliding out with a wet sound. He collapsed onto the bed beside his husband, his heart pounding in his chest. He turned to look at Archer, concern creeping into his eyes as he noticed that Archer was laying still.

Now worried, Rosinante shook him "Arch? Love? You okay?" 

But Archer didn't respond. His body was limp, his breathing shallow, and his eyes remained closed. Rosinante's heart skipped a beat as he realized that his lover had passed out from the sheer intensity of their fucking. A mix of satisfaction and worry washed over him as he gently stroked Archer's hair, waiting for him to come back to consciousness.

As the moments ticked by, Rosinante's worry grew. He had never seen Archer react this way, and he began to question his own actions. Had he been too rough? Too lost in his own desire to notice Archer's pleas for a short break?

Finally, after what felt like an eternity, Archer stirred. His golden eyes fluttered open, and he blinked, focusing on Rosinante's concerned face. A slow smile spread across his lips, and he reached up, tracing the lines of the tattoo under Rosinante's eye with a trembling finger.

Smirking and with a raw voice Archer said "You bastard, you broke me" 

Rosinante, now filled with guild hugged him "I thought I'd lost you there for a moment. Im sorry love" 

Already falling asleep again, Archer mumbled "Mmh, love you too" and then he was sleeping. 

 

Fuck. Archer was sore. Sore in a good way, but still sore. As he pulled his shirt over his head, he shot a glare at Rosinante, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, looking as guilty as a child caught stealing cookies. Rosinante hadn’t meant to fuck him so hard that he passed out, but after seeing him train like that—using his body with such precision, such control—it had done something to him that he just couldn’t hold back.

Archer winced as he bent down to pull on his boots, and before he could even try, Rosinante was already kneeling on the floor, helping him with them. He made quick work of it, his hands surprisingly gentle despite their size. When he was done, he looked up at Archer with those soft, apologetic eyes, his lips pressed into a small, regretful smile.

Archer exhaled sharply and folded his arms. “If you really wanna make it up to me, you’re the one who’s gonna tell Sengoku that Garp was left behind. Oh, and also that Sengoku called this morning, and I hung up on him, faking a bad signal.”

Rosinante blinked. Then, slowly, a smirk crept onto his face. “You hung up on my dad?”

“Damn right I did.” Archer stretched, rolling his shoulders, but immediately regretted it when a dull ache shot down his spine. “Didn’t feel like dealing with his wrath first thing in the morning.”

Rosinante chuckled, shaking his head as he reached for his own shirt. “You’re a brave man, love.”

Archer grinned. “Giles already told me that earlier.”

Rosinante laughed and finished buttoning up his shirt before getting to his feet. He stepped closer, towering over Archer as he cupped his face in one warm hand. “I’ll do anything for you,” he murmured, his thumb tracing over Archer’s cheekbone.

Archer leaned in, pressing a slow, lingering kiss to Rosinante’s lips. When he pulled back, he smirked. “I know.”

With that, he got up and turned on his heel and strode toward the door, his limp barely noticeable. Rosinante watched him go, shaking his head in fond exasperation before sighing and following after him.

After all, he had a very unhappy Fleet Admiral to deal with.

Chapter 110: Hoarding people and money

Summary:

Gin, tamer of hysterical girls
Oops
Meeting
Money
What storm?
Girls
Luc..
Oh shit
Civil war

Notes:

Please leave a comment and a kudos if you feel like it!

If you have an idea or a question, please ask :)

Chapter Text

It was a fucking shitshow.

Pudding was at it again, freaking out the moment Rosinante asked Brulee if she was ready to help them pick up the girls and drop Koby off. Apparently, in Pudding’s mind, Brulee stepping through her own damn mirror was a death sentence. She was absolutely convinced her sister would never return, and no amount of reasoning could get through to her.

In the end, Archer—still sore as hell and trying not to limp—had to drag himself over to Katakuri and Gin’s cabin, grumbling the whole way. He was sure that if anyone could calm Pudding down, it would be her eldest brother.

Nope.

Not even the almighty Katakuri could handle Pudding’s meltdown. She was still sobbing, screaming about never seeing Brulee again, clutching onto the poor woman like a lifeline. Archer rolled his eyes, about to just say fuck it and leave her to it when, out of nowhere, Gin did what none of them had managed—he shut her up. And all he did was shove a bowl into her hands.

“I was told you are a chocolatier,” Gin said, voice flat but firm. “I need your help to make dinner and dessert.”

Just like that, Pudding’s wailing cut off. She blinked at him, stunned, as if trying to process the sheer audacity of the interruption. Then, in a much calmer voice, she asked, “How do you know that?”

Gin shrugged, utterly unbothered. “My boyfriend told me.”

Silence. Pudding’s eyes widened. “Boyfriend?” she repeated slowly, like she was making sure she heard correctly. “Who’s your boyfriend?”

Still not giving a single fuck, Gin just said, “Your brother.”

Archer had to bite his cheek to stop from laughing as Pudding’s jaw damn near hit the floor. She stood there, gaping, as Gin turned and walked off toward the galley without so much as a backward glance. Then, without warning, she snapped out of it and ran after him, calling his name and bombarding him with questions at a speed that rivaled Luffy’s.

That left Archer, Rosinante, Katakuri, and Brulee and Koby just standing there, watching them go in stunned silence.

Rosinante let out a slow exhale before nodding at Brulee. “Shall we?”

Brulee, finally regained enough composure to summon the portal. As she did, Archer clapped Katakuri on the shoulder, smirking. “Good luck with the interrogation later.”

Katakuri let out a long-suffering sigh. “Oh, thank you very much.” he deadpanned.

Still smirking, Archer turned to step through the portal, only for Rosinante to grab him and lift him in. Archer immediately started bitching. “I’m not a damn cripple, Rosi. I can walk by myself!”

Rosinante just gave him a knowing smile, all while effortlessly lifting him through the portal anyway.

Brulee, that witch, laughed like this was the funniest thing she had ever seen.

 

Archer was still bitching as Rosinante carried him out of the portal. "For the love of—Rosi, put me down! Just because you fucked my brains out doesn’t mean I can’t walk!" Archer huffed, struggling in his husband’s grip.

Rosinante smirked but said nothing as he finally set Archer on his feet. Just as Archer was about to continue his rant, a stern cough sounded behind him. He froze, slowly turning around to see where they had landed.

Shit.

Brulee had led them out directly into Sengoku’s meeting chamber, where the former Fleet Admiral was in the middle of a meeting. Around the large table, six Marine captains sat, staring at the four people who had just emerged from a mirror as if it were an everyday occurrence. Worse yet, Archer was still busy chewing out Rosinante, oblivious to their audience.

One of the Marine captains suddenly jumped to his feet, pointing an accusatory finger at them. "Intruders! The Roaring Pirates are here! They’ve kidnapped a Marine to use as a hostage!"

He was pointing at Koby.

Sengoku slammed his fist into the table, causing the entire room to jolt. "Sit down," he ordered the Marine captain in a tone that brooked no argument. "That’s my son and son-in-law. They’re here to pick up my grandbabies."

The Marine captain gawked, his jaw nearly hitting the table before he hastily took his seat. Sengoku then turned his sharp eyes toward Archer and Rosinante, glaring at them in silent disapproval. Without a word, he gestured to the empty chairs at the table.

Rosinante sighed and helped Archer sit—because, as much as Archer bitched, he was still sore. They all took their seats, tension thick in the air. Then Sengoku leaned forward, his voice deadly quiet.

"What the fuck happened on Hachinosu? And where is Garp?"

Rosinante took a deep breath and began explaining in detail. "Archer and his team infiltrated the fortress to free the prisoners while the others planted explosives in the aqueduct."

Archer picked up where Rosi left off. "We took out every bastard we came across. We got intel on where the prisoners were kept and found out Blackbeard was planning to auction off Charlotte Pudding. But when we got to the cage, the only prisoner we found was Gecko Moria—except it wasn’t him. It was Catarina Devon disguised as him."

A few Marines flinched at the name. Archer smirked, his golden eyes gleaming with satisfaction. "So, I killed her. Cut off her head. Carved 'Nice try - Portgas' into her forehead. Then I threw her head at Blackbeard’s feet."

Silence.

"That’s when all hell broke loose. The Roaring Pirates attacked as one. Then Garp showed up, smashing everything to pieces. Kuzan was there too. Garp got overwhelmed. Before he was taken, he begged me to save Koby. So I did."

Koby nodded solemnly. "It’s all true. And now Garp is a prisoner of Blackbeard."

Sengoku sighed, rubbing his temples. "That idiot," he muttered under his breath.

One of the Marine captains hesitated before speaking. "You really attacked Hachinosu? The birthplace of the Rocks Pirates? And destroyed it?"

Archer leaned back in his chair and smirked. "Since I’m Xebec’s heir and the current leader of the Rocks clan, I’d say it’s poetic justice."

The Marine captain nodded and sat back down. Sengoku sighed, rubbing his temples again before speaking.

"This changes everything. Now that Garp is a prisoner, we can intensify our hunt for Blackbeard without Akainu interfering. I’ll send people to the ruins of Hachinosu to look for surviving pirates and any clues about Garp."

Archer grinned. "So, since I killed Catarina Devon, and our crewmate Gin took down Don Krieg, do we get their bounties?"

Silence.

Then Sengoku looked at him dead in the eyes and said, "Of course."

Archer blinked. "Wait, what?"

Sengoku turned to the Marine captains. "Gather the money. And Koby, go get some sleep. We’ll talk later."

As Koby nodded and left, Sengoku fixed his gaze back on Archer and Rosinante. "You two stay. We need to talk. Alone."

Brulee stood up and stretched. "Fine by me. Where are the girls? I’ll go keep them company while you talk."

As Brulee left, Archer exhaled, already bracing for the conversation ahead.

Now alone Sengoku leaned forward, folding his hands on the table. His sharp eyes flicked between Archer and Rosinante before he finally spoke. “Are you okay? Is Ace okay? Your crew? And the Charlotte girl?”

Rosinante sighed, rubbing a hand over his face. “Everyone is fine, but Pudding… she’s struggling. The time she spent in captivity, and the fact that she was nearly sold into—” He hesitated. “A life she didn’t choose… it’s done a number on her.”

Sengoku nodded grimly, his fingers tapping against the wood. “Understandable. That kind of trauma doesn’t just disappear overnight.” He paused, then his voice took on a deceptively mild tone. “Now, tell me… did the Silence make it through the storm alright?”

Archer froze, his heart hammering against his ribs. Shit.

Sengoku continued, his expression unreadable. “Since I couldn’t get through to you on the Den Den Mushi earlier, I was concerned. So concerned, in fact, that I had my people check for storms.” His fingers stopped tapping, and his eyes sharpened. “But there were no reports of any storms at all. Which means, it must have caught all of you by complete surprise.”

Archer broke out in a cold sweat. He shot a glance at Rosinante and then squeezed his thigh under the table, a silent signal: If you ever want to make up for my soreness, now’s your chance.

Rosinante, to his credit, didn’t miss a beat. “It wasn’t a storm,” he said smoothly. “It was a sudden change in the currents. Threw us completely off course. That’s what messed with the Den Den signal.”

Sengoku stared at him, not blinking. It was clear he didn’t buy a word of it, but he didn’t press further. Instead, he exhaled through his nose and leaned back. “Fine.”

Archer quickly jumped in before Sengoku could circle back. “So, have the girls behaved while we were gone?”

That seemed to break the tension. Sengoku actually laughed, shaking his head. “Oh, they’ve been little devils. Pranked my entire staff. I haven’t seen anything that funny in years.”

Before anyone could respond, the door to the meeting chamber flew open with a loud BANG.

“DAD! PAPA!!”

Luc and Tama, all grins, barreled straight for Archer and Rosinante, nearly knocking them over as they threw themselves at their fathers. Brulee followed closely behind, shaking her head in exasperation. Behind her, a ragged-looking Marine stumbled in, struggling under the weight of a heavy briefcase.

“What the hell is that?” Archer asked, eyeing the case suspiciously.

The Marine snapped it open, revealing stacks of neatly arranged money.

“Your bounties,” Sengoku said dryly. “For Krieg and Devon. Over 400 million berries.”

Archer blinked. “Score!”

Rosinante groaned, running a hand over his face, but Archer could see the slight upturn of his lips. The girls, oblivious to the weight of the conversation that had just transpired, chattered excitedly about everything they had done while their dads were away. Brulee smirked, clearly enjoying the scene.

Sengoku shook his head. “Get out of here before I regret this.”

Archer, grinning, threw a lazy salute. “Always a pleasure, Pops.”

Rosinante sighed. “Brulee, if you please?”

Brulee rolled her eyes and opened the mirror portal. With a final glance at Sengoku, Archer, Rosinante, and the girls stepped through, vanishing back to the Silence.

 

As they stepped back onto the Silence, they were immediately met with Gin’s voice echoing through the ship.

“Dinner’s ready!”

The girls barely paused to kick off their shoes before bolting toward the galley, eager to reunite with Ace and the rest of the crew. Archer chuckled, watching them disappear around the corner. He turned to Rosinante, smirking.

“You know, since you’re so big and strong, you can carry the money,” he teased, nudging the briefcase into Rosinante’s hands before sauntering after the girls.

The moment he stepped into the galley, he nearly tripped over Luc, who was standing just behind the door, her eyes locked onto Pudding with an intensity that made Archer hesitate. He barely managed to regain his balance before looking down at his daughter with concern.

“What’s wrong?” he asked.

Luc didn’t answer. Instead, she grabbed his hand and yanked him away, dragging him down the hall toward her and Tama’s cabin. The door slammed shut behind them as she whirled around, pointing at her bed with an authority Archer didn’t dare defy.

“Sit,” she ordered.

Biting back a grin, Archer complied, folding his arms as he waited for whatever had gotten her so worked up. Luc planted her hands on her hips, pacing the small cabin like she was channeling all of his worst habits at once. Then, she exploded.

“When we were in Wano, and Ace and Sanji weren’t talking, I heard Ace and Sanji arguing in Ace’s room one night!” she declared. “Ace was yelling at Sanji for running away to marry someone named Pudding! Just leaving Ace behind like everything they promised each other didn’t matter at all! And if Sanji had been lying when he told Ace that he loved him!”

Archer sucked in a slow breath, suddenly remembering that night all too well. The fight with the dinosaur, forcing Ace and Sanji to talk, the raw emotions both of them had been drowning in.

Luc’s lip trembled as she continued, tears brimming in her furious eyes. “Ace was crying, Dad. Ace. My Ace! I wanted to run in and hug him so bad. And I was so angry! No one should ever hurt Ace like that! So I was mad at Sanji for a long time for leaving him and making him cry. But now—now that girl is here! Eating in our galley like nothing happened! Like she didn’t steal Ace’s boyfriend and made him cry! Why is she here? We should dump her at the nearest island!”

Archer softened, reaching out to gently cup her face and wipe away her angry tears with his thumbs.

“Oh, sweetheart,” he murmured. “Back then, neither Sanji nor Pudding agreed to that marriage. Sanji’s family forced him into it, and Pudding’s mother—Big Mom—forced her. Was it wrong of Sanji to leave Ace the way he did? Yeah, it was. But that was between Ace and Sanji to work out. And as for Pudding?”

Luc sniffled but stayed silent, her eyes still stormy.

Archer continued, his voice gentle. “The mission we just finished? It was to save Pudding from Blackbeard. She’s been through hell, sweetheart. She’s scared and hurting, and right now, she needs all the kindness we can offer her.”

Luc’s eyes widened slightly. “Oh.”

“I’m proud of you for standing up for your brother,” Archer added, pressing a kiss to her forehead. “But can you be civil to Pudding? For me?”

Luc sighed, shifting from one foot to the other before finally nodding. “Okay, Dad. For you.”

Archer grinned. “That’s my good girl.”

Luc took his hand and squeezed it, tugging him toward the door. “Come on. I’m hungry.”

Laughing, Archer let her pull him along, back into the warmth of the galley, where their family was waiting.

As Archer and Luc rejoined the others, Rosinante caught his eye, giving him the "everything okay?" look. Archer mouthed back, "later," and his husband nodded before continuing to recount the meeting with Sengoku. He animatedly explained how they secured the bounties for Krieg and Devon, emphasizing the hefty amount of money they had earned. At that, the entire crew erupted into cheers.

Archer smirked, leaning back in his chair as he spoke over the excited chatter. "Alright, listen up. Since we’re all in this together, the money gets split evenly. And once we reach the next friendly island, we’re taking a break. Shopping, drinks, or just lounging around – whatever you wanna do."

Another round of cheers filled the galley, mugs clanking together in celebration. The mood was light, the food delicious as always, and for the first time in a while, things felt easy. Gin’s cooking never disappointed, and the warmth of shared victory made every bite taste even better.

Across the table, Archer watched as Pudding made a valiant effort to engage Luc and Tama in conversation. She chatted animatedly with Tama about shoes, her voice bright and friendly, clearly trying to extend the same warmth to Luc. However, Archer’s youngest daughter merely stabbed at a piece of chicken on her plate with a level of aggression that suggested she was imagining it was someone’s face.

Archer caught her eyes and raised a single brow.

Luc let out a dramatic sigh before finally speaking. "I’m not interested in shoes and clothes like you and Tama."

Before Pudding could respond, Luc grinned wickedly and continued, "But I can tell you about how I ripped out that Marine’s throat when he threatened to kill Tama."

Silence fell over the table. Pudding blinked, her fork halfway to her mouth. Luc, clearly enjoying the attention, leaned forward slightly and added, "I’d do that for any of my siblings." Her gaze locked onto Pudding’s, her meaning unmistakable.

Archer ran a hand over his face, already feeling the weight of an impending conversation. His daughter was fiercely protective, and he was proud of that—but there was a fine line between devotion and intimidation, and Luc had just marched right across it.

When Archer glanced at Rosinante, his husband was already looking at him with that familiar "we need to talk about this" expression. Yep. Luc was in trouble, and so was he.

The tension broke when Giles let out a low whistle. "Damn, kid. Remind me not to piss you off."

Tama groaned. "Luc! You’re scaring people again."

Luc just shrugged, shoving another bite of food into her mouth. "Not my fault people are scared of the truth."

Archer sighed, rubbing his temples. "Alright, enough threats at the dinner table. Let’s focus on enjoying the meal, yeah?" He gave Luc a pointed look, to which she just grinned innocently. Too innocently.

Rosinante took a slow sip of his drink before finally speaking. "Luc, we’re going to have a little chat after dinner."

Luc pouted. "Do I have to?"

"Yes," both Archer and Rosinante said at the same time.

The crew chuckled, and the atmosphere slowly returned to its previous ease. But Archer knew that later, when the celebration wound down, there would be another conversation waiting for him—one that involved making sure his daughter understood the difference between protecting her family and openly threatening guests.

He just hoped Luc would take it well. But, knowing her, that was wishful thinking.

As they left the galley, Archer could tell Rosinante was furious. Not just annoyed or mildly irritated—properly, dangerously angry.

Fuck.

Walking towards their cabin, with a stubborn-looking Luc trailing behind them, Archer felt like he was also on trial. The whole damn thing had gone sideways, and now they were both about to face the wrath of his husband.

Rosinante pushed open the door and pointed at the bed. “Sit.”

Luc plopped down, arms crossed, clearly defiant. Archer considered sitting too, just in case, but before he could, Rosinante whirled on him. “What the hell is going on?” he demanded, eyes blazing. “We didn’t raise rude children, and we’re not about to start now!”

Archer ran a hand through his hair. “That’s why I brought her here,” he said. “Luc, tell your Papa exactly what you told me.”

Luc’s lips pressed into a thin line, her gaze dropping to the floor. She was being stubborn, but Archer had warned her—Rosinante wasn’t as patient as he was right now.

“Now!” Rosinante barked, making even Archer flinch. Sometimes, he completely forgot that his husband had been a Marine captain—hell, raised by Sengoku himself.

Luc jumped and then, grudgingly, began recounting everything she had told Archer. About Wano. About hearing Ace and Sanji’s fight. About how Ace had cried and how much that had hurt her. By the time she finished, Rosinante was just standing there, looking at her with an expression Archer couldn’t quite place. Like he wanted to hug her but also give her a punishment she wouldn’t forget.

Archer sighed. “Luc, what did you promise me before we rejoined the others?”

Luc mumbled something under her breath.

“What was that?” Archer prompted, crossing his arms.

Luc scowled but finally said, “I promised to be nice to Pudding.”

“And?”

Luc looked away. “I broke my promise.”

Archer nodded. “So, here’s what’s going to happen. You’re helping Gin with the dishes for the next two weeks, and you’re apologizing to Pudding.”

Luc clenched her jaw, clearly still not convinced Pudding deserved any kindness. Rosinante sighed and ran a hand over his face. “Luc, I get it. I do. But that wasn’t okay. You don’t have to like her, but you will be civil.”

Luc grumbled, but she nodded. Archer could tell she wasn’t happy, but at least she wasn’t outright refusing.

Still, something told him this needed one last push.

Leaving the cabin, Archer stalked back into the galley, grabbed Ace by the collar of his shirt, and dragged him along with him.

“Oi dad—what the hell?!” Ace squawked, stumbling after him.

“You’re needed,” Archer said simply.

As they entered the cabin, Ace frowned in confusion. “What, am I in trouble too?”

“No,” Archer said, “but Luc has something she needs to talk to you about.”

Ace’s frown deepened as he turned to his youngest sister. Luc shifted uncomfortably under his gaze.

Archer caught Rosinante’s eye and jerked his head toward the door. Without a word, the two of them stepped out, closing it behind them.

Archer exhaled, leaning against the wall. “Well, that’s one way to handle things.”

Rosinante sighed, rubbing his temples. “I swear, this family is going to give me gray hair.”

Archer snorted. “Too late for that.”

Rosinante shot him a glare, but there was no real heat behind it. Instead, he just shook his head. “We’ll see how this goes.”

Archer glanced at the door. “Yeah,” he said quietly. “We will.”

 

Thinking that the day’s drama was finally over, Archer sighed in relief—until Katakuri approached him and Rosinante, asking if they could talk. Intrigued, the two followed him into the meeting room, where Brulee and Pudding were already seated. Pudding dabbed at her eyes, looking like she had been crying, and a Den Den Mushi sat in the center of the table.

As Archer settled into his chair, he glanced at Pudding and exhaled. "Listen, I'm sorry about what Luc said."

Pudding gave him a small, reassuring smile. "It's okay. Tama told me that Luc’s biggest hero is her dad. She just wants to be like you."

Rosinante let out a grunt, and Archer instinctively ducked his head, rubbing the back of his neck. Shit. Stupid kids.

Brulee cleared her throat, drawing their attention. "What happened at dinner isn't why we called you here."

Rosinante folded his arms. "Alright, then what’s going on?"

With a sigh, Katakuri leaned forward. "We just spoke to Smoothie. She’s relieved that Pudding is safe, but we can’t return yet. Maybe not ever."

Archer frowned. "Why?"

Brulee’s expression darkened. "There’s a civil war brewing between Big Mom’s children."

Archer blinked. "You’re serious?"

She nodded. "Right now, Smoothie is holding the power, but she’s facing opposition from Oven."

Archer snorted. "Oven? Seriously, who names these people?"

Brulee shot him a glare before continuing. "Oven wanted to sell Pudding to Blackbeard for an alliance."

Archer’s jaw dropped. "What?"

Rosinante’s face hardened. "Why can’t you go back and help Smoothie?"

Katakuri exhaled sharply. "Because of Archer."

Archer raised an eyebrow. "Me?"

"You killed Perospero back at Whole Cake Island," Katakuri explained. "We’re not mad about it—honestly, Perospero was an asshole—but because of that, the chain of succession shifted. Compote, the next eldest, sided with Smoothie and supports her leadership. If I return, it’ll throw everything into turmoil. I’m the third eldest, and as a son, my presence would reignite tensions. Daifuku and Oven are already looking for an excuse to challenge Smoothie, and if I step in, it'll lead to all-out war."

Archer leaned forward, nodding as he processed the information. "That makes sense. We can’t afford to lose the Charlotte clan’s alliance."

Rosinante studied them carefully. "So, what do you need from us?"

Katakuri hesitated before speaking again. "The Roaring Pirates kept their promise to help free Pudding. More than that, you’ve all treated us with respect—not just as Big Mom’s offspring, but as people. You got to know us, befriended us, not because you wanted something, but because you cared. You defended Brulee, helped me find love."

He cleared his throat, and Brulee and Pudding took his hands in support. "So… if it's okay with you, we’d like to stay with the Roaring Pirates."

Archer, momentarily stunned—he had never heard Katakuri talk so much in one go—glanced at Rosinante. They exchanged a look before turning back to the siblings.

"Of course, you can stay!" Archer said, grinning. "To be honest, we hadn’t really considered you leaving, because then Gin would poisen our food."

That statement made everyone laugh, the tension breaking at last.

 

Chapter 111: A child for a child

Summary:

Jumping
Shirts
Packmule
Ace and Pudding
Lube
Fashion show
Sneaky sneaky
Chill Kuri!
Uta

Chapter Text

Life aboard the Silence had settled into something resembling normalcy after the Charlotte siblings officially decided to stay. There were, of course, a few hiccups—most of them revolving around Pudding. The girl still woke up from nightmares, occasionally burst into tears without warning, and, despite Ace having talked to Luc, the younger girl still avoided Pudding. She remained civil, but that was about it. Neither Archer nor Rosinante knew exactly what Ace had said to his sister, but there was a noticeable shift afterward. Ace spent more time with Luc and Tama, playing with them and, much to Archer’s delight, even incorporating them into his ambush games.

The ship had become a minefield. Walking around meant there was a high probability of getting jumped. Raya had already fallen victim, shrieking like a little girl (which she would vehemently deny to her grave), causing poor Vivi to drop her water all over herself. Gin had been another casualty—he’d been carrying the main dish for dinner when he got caught in an ambush, and the meal had ended up on the floor.

Rosinante had tried to put an end to the madness. It did not work. At all. The kids had no intention of stopping, and Archer? He was having the time of his life. Sometimes he even joined in, just to remind them all that he was still the master of sneak attacks.

Ace’s training had also continued without fail. He was improving every day, and not once had he complained about his father’s brutal methods. Tama and Luc even joined in on occasion—when it was deemed safe enough for them, of course.

On this particular day, Giles was steering the ship toward a medium-sized island for supplies and some well-earned relaxation. Archer and Ace had taken to the sails, the former sprinting across them with practiced ease while the latter focused more on not falling to his death.

“Come on, Ace, you gotta be lighter on your feet!” Archer called over his shoulder, effortlessly maneuvering over the ropes.

“I’m trying!” Ace gritted out, gripping the sail like his life depended on it.

Just then, Nugget landed on Archer’s head, flapping his wings wildly. Archer snorted, reaching up to push his glasses down from where they’d been perched on his head. Squinting, he spotted the island looming ahead. A grin stretched across his face.

“Land ho!” he bellowed down to the deck.

Rosinante had just stepped outside, fresh from wrestling with the ship’s budget. His tired eyes flicked upward, immediately widening at the sight of his idiot husband and their son standing on the damn sail. Well—Archer was standing. Ace was clinging to it for dear life, looking about ready to pass out.

“What the hell are you two doing!?” Rosinante shouted, his face twisting in frustration. “Get your asses down! NOW!”

Ace, hearing the pure authority in his Papa’s voice, scrambled down without hesitation. He was all too happy to be on solid ground again.

Archer, on the other hand? He grinned down at his husband, then—without a single thought—leapt off the sail, arms spread wide.

“Catch me, love!”

Rosinante’s heart stopped. “ARCHER, YOU—”

There was no time to think. Pure instinct kicked in, and Rosinante lunged forward, arms open as Archer came hurtling toward him. The impact sent them both sprawling onto the deck, a loud oof escaping Rosinante as Archer landed squarely on top of him.

The moment Archer landed in Rosinante’s arms with an exaggerated grin, he knew he was in for an earful. His husband, flustered and red-faced, immediately launched into a tirade.

“Archer, you reckless, idiotic—”

“Handsome, charming, and talented?” Archer interjected, smirking as he wriggled free. “Come on, Rosi, I had it under control.”

Rosinante pinched the bridge of his nose and exhaled deeply. “You were jumping off the sails like a damn lunatic! And Ace—Ace looked like he was about to die of terror!”

“Dad made me do it,” Ace muttered, earning a sharp look from Archer.

“Liar,” Archer shot back. “You volunteered.”

Before Rosinante could continue his rant, he clapped his hands, summoning the crew. With everyone gathered on deck, he produced a stack of envelopes, handing one to each member—excluding Archer and girls.

“That’s your budget for the island,” he announced. “We’re staying for three days—unless someone screws it up.” His sharp eyes landed on Archer and Raya, who exchanged identical, mischievous grins. “And don’t think I won’t drag you both back here if you pull anything.”

Raya put a hand over her chest in mock offense. “Rosi, how dare you! I am a model citizen.”

Rosinante rolled his eyes and ignored her. “Everyone should’ve written down what the ship needs—food, soap, rope, medical supplies, and—” He paused, giving the crew a knowing look. “Female hygiene products. Right?”

A round of nods followed. He then handed everyone a small list, detailing what they were responsible for buying.

“Next,” Rosinante continued, “try not to start any bar fights.” His eyes darted straight to Gin and Ace, who both looked to the side, suddenly interested in the floorboards.

“Or rob anyone,” he added, gaze shifting to Timble and Raya, who remained utterly unrepentant.

“And for the love of all things holy, no assassinations or murders.” He looked directly at Archer, Timble, and Raya, who all smiled far too innocently.

Vivi clapped her hands together. “We’ve actually planned an all-girls shopping trip! Would it be alright if we took Tama and Luc with us?”

At the mention of shopping, Tama began bouncing in place, her excitement infectious. Even Luc cracked a rare smile.

Grinning, Archer gave his approval. “Sure, but take Nugget with you.” He tilted his head toward the demon bird. “Just in case.”

Vivi nodded. “Of course. That’s a good idea.”

Giles, leaning lazily against the railing, stretched his arms and let out a sigh. “I’ll stay on the ship until someone comes back. I could use the peace and quiet.”

“Enjoy it while it lasts,” Archer quipped. “With this bunch? It won’t last long.”

With that, everyone dispersed, setting off on their respective errands. Archer shoved his hands into his pockets, turning toward Rosinante with a teasing smile. “So, husband of mine, what are we doing for fun?”

Rosinante groaned. “Buying tampons.”

Archer just laughed. “Yay us.”

 

The town square was bustling with people, merchants shouting out deals, and the scent of fresh bread mingling with the salty sea breeze. Archer and Rosinante strolled hand in hand, weaving through the crowd with an easy familiarity. It was rare to have a moment like this—just the two of them, without the kids, the crew, or the usual mayhem of their lives.

Rosinante glanced down at Archer, watching how his golden eyes darted around, taking everything in. He smiled to himself, loving how Archer still looked at the world with a childlike wonder, despite everything he had been through. Squeezing Archer’s hand, he asked, “Do you need anything?”

Archer turned his gaze to him, a grin breaking across his face, dimples flashing. Rosinante felt the warmth crawl up his neck. Damn that smile.

“Yeah,” Archer said, voice playful. “I need new shirts. And a lot of buttons. Since someone”—he poked Rosinante’s chest—“has a habit of ripping mine open and sending them flying everywhere.”

Rosinante grinned, absolutely unrepentant. “Not my fault they make them so easy to rip.” Without another word, he pulled Archer toward the nearest shop.

The small store was packed with all sorts of clothing, but Archer had little patience for browsing. He grabbed a few shirts, all button-up, and a handful of spare buttons from a basket near the counter. As they made their way to pay, the shopkeeper—a small elderly woman—gave Rosinante a knowing look.

“You must be the reason he keeps needing new shirts.”

Rosinante had the audacity to smirk. “Guilty as charged.”

Archer rolled his eyes but didn’t bother denying it.

After the purchase, they wandered toward a small café near the docks, settling into a quiet corner with two cold beers. Archer leaned back, stretching out his legs, feeling lighter than he had in weeks. The sound of the ocean, the distant laughter of townsfolk, and the warm presence of Rosinante beside him made it easy to relax.

Just as the waitress set down their drinks, Archer—without shame and in his usual blunt manner—said, “We also need to restock on lube. It’s all fun and games until we run out.”

The poor waitress nearly choked on air before scurrying off, her face a deep shade of red.

Rosinante, who had long since become immune to his husband’s lack of filter, simply nodded. “Good point. We’ll grab some before heading back.”

Archer took a sip of his beer, grinning at the way people at the nearby tables tried—and failed—not to overhear their conversation. He loved making people uncomfortable. It was a gift, really.

Rosinante chuckled, shaking his head. “You’re impossible.”

“And yet, you love me.”

Rosinante leaned forward, resting his chin in his hand, eyes twinkling. “Unfortunately for me, yes.”

Archer smirked. “Damn right.”

The two of them sat there, drinking, laughing, and simply enjoying the moment. It wasn’t often they got time like this, but when they did, Archer made sure to savor it.

Archer leaned back in his chair, savoring the last sip of his beer, when the unmistakable sound of chatter and laughter filled the air. Looking up, he saw Vivi, Brulee, Raya, and the girls approaching, all weighed down with bags and beaming from their shopping trip. Luc and Tama ran ahead, grinning as they barreled toward him and Rosinante, their excitement infectious. As Archer caught Tama and ruffled her hair, he noticed something—or rather, someone—missing.

Pudding.

Really? Seriously?

While the girls surrounded Rosinante, talking his ear off and effectively trapping him, Archer turned to Brulee. "Where's your sister?"

Brulee, adjusting her many bags, waved toward a nearby sidestreet. "She’s checking out some cooking equipment. She said she’d join us when she’s done."

Archer nodded, satisfied with the answer, while Raya—never one to miss an opportunity—browbeat Rosinante into carrying more of their bags. "Come on, Rosi! You're so big and strong, surely you don’t mind helping out!"

Predictably, Rosinante caved, grumbling under his breath as he hefted a few more bags onto his arms. Archer smirked, shaking his head as the flock of them moved off toward the Silence, his husband looking like he desperately wanted to be anywhere else.

Instead of following, Archer ordered another beer, his eyes lingering on the sidestreet Brulee had pointed out. He had a bad feeling. It wasn’t like Pudding to take this long. Sure, he didn’t know much about how long women could look at things without buying them, but something felt off. By the time he finished his drink, his gut was telling him to go check.

And, of course, he was right.

Pudding was pressed into a corner, hands shielding her face as a group of women surrounded her, fingers pointing and laughter ringing out cruelly.

Archer’s blood ran hot as he stalked closer, just in time to catch what they were saying.

"Freak."

"Misfit."

"Ugly little monster. You should’ve been drowned at birth."

Oh. Now he was pissed.

But before he could step in and make things worse—because let’s be honest, he probably would—Ace appeared out of nowhere.

Proud. His training was working.

Gently, Ace helped Pudding up, and that’s when Archer saw it—the third eye on her forehead, usually hidden beneath her bangs.

Huh. Well, no big deal. She was still Pudding, and Archer had seen weirder things in his life.

Ace, however, was not about to let this slide. He turned on the women, his voice sharp with righteous anger. "You should be ashamed of yourselves. Bullying someone like this? Pathetic. And for what? Because she has an extra eye? Newsflash, idiots, that doesn’t make her any less beautiful. She’s kind, she’s talented, and she’s a better person than any of you will ever be. Even if she was covered in eyes, she’d still be more beautiful than you, because unlike you, she’s actually a good person."

The women gaped, clearly unable to comprehend that someone as good-looking as Ace would defend Pudding, let alone call her beautiful. Not that they knew it was all a ploy and that Ace was as gay as his dads.

Proud, Archer finally made his presence known, waving casually. "Oi! You two lovebirds ready to leave?"

Ace turned, his usual grin returning as he grabbed Pudding’s hand and her bags. "Hey, Dad! Yeah, we’re good. Let’s go."

Archer led them back to the café he and Rosinante had visited earlier, ordering another round—beer for him and Ace, wine for Pudding. He leaned back, arms crossed. "Alright, spill. What the fuck happened?"

Still sniffling, Pudding wiped at her eyes. "I—I accidentally pushed my bangs back, and they saw my eye. And then... they just... ganged up on me." Her voice wavered. "Ace saved me."

Archer turned to Ace and gave him a nod. "Good job, kid."

Ace grinned but didn’t say anything, just nudged Pudding’s shoulder, silently reassuring her.

Once their drinks were finished, Archer got up, stretching. "Alright, time to make a pit stop. Still gotta buy lube."

Ace choked on the rest of his beer. Pudding turned an impressive shade of red.

Archer just smirked as he led them to the sex shop.

As they walked back to the Silence, Archer couldn’t help but notice how Pudding clung to Ace, gazing up at him like he hung the damn moon. It made him wonder—did she know Ace was gay? And that he was in a relationship with Sanji of all people?

Nope. That was a thought he didn’t want to deal with right now.

Whistling softly, he continued walking.

 

Archer was half of a mind to turn around and walk straight back into town when they returned to the Silence. Because on the deck, an absurd fashion show was unfolding. Raya, Vivi, Brulee, and the girls were displaying everything they had bought, twirling and posing like they were on a runway. And their unfortunate audience? Poor Giles and Rosinante, both looking like they wanted to crawl into the biggest hole in existence, never to be seen again.

Archer locked eyes with Ace, the father and son duo instantly understanding each other. Escape was the only viable option. If they hesitated, they’d be dragged into this madness just like Rosinante and Giles.

Thank fuck for Pudding.

She leaned in, whispering, “Run. I’ll distract them with the story of how Ace saved me from that flock of women.”

Archer grinned, throwing his arms around her in an exaggerated hug. “You, my dear, are a saint.”

With that, he bolted, Ace right on his heels as they sprinted toward the galley, ignoring the indignant shouts from the deck.

“ARCHER!”

“ACE, YOU LITTLE SHIT—”

The voices faded behind them as they slammed the galley door shut. But Archer wasn’t done yet. He knew these women. If they wanted him involved, they’d drag him out by force if necessary.

So, in his infinite wisdom, he sprinted into the bathroom and started stripping down.

If I’m naked, they can’t drag me out there, he thought smugly. Pretty damn sneaky.

A knock on the door.

“I’m naked and wet!” Archer yelled immediately. “So, no! No fashion show for me! You already got my husband, you greedy crows, spare me!”

Silence.

Then the door opened, and Archer cursed, sinking lower into the bathtub. But instead of being met with a barrage of shrieking women, he was greeted by a very amused Rosinante. His husband shut the door behind him, locking it before quickly stripping down and stepping into the shower with him.

Archer raised a suspicious eyebrow. “You abandoned ship?”

Rosinante sighed, shaking his head. “Pudding saved me. Told them I was needed elsewhere.”

Archer smirked. “She’s a good kid.”

“She really is,” Rosinante agreed before giving his husband a lazy grin. “And now, I get to reward you.”

“For what?” Archer asked, even though he already knew the answer.

Rosinante leaned in, hands braced on either side of Archer against the cool tile. “For, for the first time ever, not starting shit in town.”

Archer’s smirk widened. “Game on.”

As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting a golden glow over the Silence, the smell of grilled meat filled the air. Gin had decided they should celebrate their successful supply run with a barbecue on deck. Katakuri and Timble had returned just in time, their arms laden with additional food and drinks, and soon enough, the entire crew was gathered, eating, drinking, and enjoying the evening breeze.

Archer and Rosinante finally emerged from their cabin, both with damp hair and thoroughly pleased expressions. Rosinante still looked slightly flustered, while Archer had a smug grin plastered on his face. They slid into their usual spots at the table, Rosinante reaching for a drink while Archer immediately stole a skewer of grilled meat from Gin’s plate, earning an exasperated sigh from the cook.

The conversation was lively, the crew exchanging stories of their day in town. It wasn’t long before Pudding, who had been bubbling with energy since their return, started recounting her own experience. She told her siblings about the group of women who had mocked her, about Ace’s heroic defense, and then, with a completely innocent expression, she casually mentioned the part where Archer had taken her and Ace to the sex shop to buy lube.

Silence fell over the deck for a brief moment. Every conversation halted mid-sentence, drinks were paused halfway to mouths, and all eyes turned toward Archer. The tension only lasted a beat before laughter erupted, with Brulee nearly choking on her drink and Timble wheezing from trying to hold it in.

Katakuri, however, looked positively scandalized. He leveled a stare at Archer, his eye twitching. “You really took my little sister to a sex shop?”

Archer, unfazed, smirked and leaned back in his chair, stretching his arms behind his head. “Relax, Kuri,” he drawled. “I even bought lube for you and Gin too, like the good friend I am.”

Katakuri’s face went blank as his jaw clenched. Across the table, Gin sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose like he was experiencing a migraine. Without missing a beat, he picked up his drink and took a slow, deliberate sip, completely ignoring Archer’s shit-eating grin. It was a skill Gin had perfected when dealing with him.

Rosinante, still nursing his own drink, chuckled under his breath. “At least he’s thorough.”

The laughter slowly died down, though the occasional giggle or amused glance lingered. Pudding, however, didn’t seem embarrassed at all. In fact, she looked like she had won something, sitting happily next to Ace, clinging to his arm. Archer narrowed his eyes slightly. The way she gazed up at him like he was the most wonderful man in the world made Archer suspect she was either in deep denial or just stupid.

Shaking his head, Archer grabbed another skewer of meat and leaned toward Rosinante. “Well, that was a fun way to wrap up the day.”

Rosinante smirked at him, voice dripping with amusement. “You just enjoy making people uncomfortable, don’t you?”

Archer gave him a wolfish grin. “Yes.”

Rosinante just sighed, but there was fondness in his eyes as he clinked his drink against Archer’s. The night stretched on, filled with laughter, teasing, and good food, another ridiculous but somehow perfect memory added to their ever-growing collection.

 

Archer woke up to the sensation of something poking his cheek. Groggily, he cracked one eye open to find Tama staring at him, her tiny finger relentlessly jabbing his face.

“Luffy’s on the Den Den!” she chirped, her grin wide.

That was all it took for Archer to bolt upright, throwing off the blankets and making a mad dash out of the room, leaving a giggling Tama in his wake. Seizing the opportunity, she wriggled under the covers and nestled into the warmth left behind. In his sleep, Rosinante instinctively wrapped an arm around her, pulling her close with a soft sigh, utterly oblivious to the madness unfolding outside their cabin.

Archer barreled into the galley, grabbing the Den Den Mushi just in time to hear Luffy’s excited shout.

“Dad! Where’s Papa?”

“Still sleeping,” Archer replied, rubbing his face. “What’s up, brat?”

Luffy immediately launched into a rapid, barely coherent explanation about a girl named Uta. Archer tried to keep up, but the more Luffy rambled, the deeper Archer's frown grew.

“Wait, wait, slow down. Who the hell is Uta?”

“She’s Shanks' daughter!” Luffy exclaimed.

Archer almost dropped the receiver. “The hell she is! Shanks has a kid?!”

“Yeah! He left her on an island! And now she’s having a big concert and she invited everyone! Even Law came with Bepo!”

That made Archer laugh. “Poor Law,” he muttered, shaking his head.

But then Luffy's tone shifted.

“Something’s wrong with Uta. She wants everyone to live in Uta World. And… she wants to kill me.”

Archer's amusement died instantly.

“The fuck did you just say?”

“She wants to trap everyone here forever!” Luffy continued, frustration and urgency bleeding into his voice. “And she’s really strong, Dad. I don’t know if I can stop her alone. The Marines are coming too. Kizaru’s leading a fleet, and I don’t know how long we have before we—”

Static crackled through the line.

“Luffy? Oi, Luffy!” Archer shouted, gripping the receiver like he could force it to work through sheer will.

The last thing he heard was Zoro yelling, “Luffy, watch out!” before the connection went dead.

“Shit!”

Archer didn’t even think—he stormed back into the cabin, grabbing Rosinante by the shoulders and shaking him awake with enough force to jolt him upright.

“Wha—?” Rosinante blinked blearily, looking around in confusion before focusing on Archer’s panicked face.

“Get up, get dressed, we have a problem!” Archer snapped.

Rosinante ran a hand through his tangled blond hair. “What—”

“Luffy’s in trouble. Law too! Shanks apparently has a daughter, and she’s lost her goddamn mind, trying to trap the whole world in some dreamland. And she wants to kill Luffy. Oh, and the Marines are coming.”

Rosinante stared at him, still half-asleep, trying to process the sheer insanity of what Archer had just thrown at him. Then, very slowly, he said,

“I think I need coffee for this.”

“There’s no time for coffee!” Archer yelled, already grabbing his coat.

Rosinante groaned but swung his legs over the side of the bed, quickly pulling on his clothes.

“Alright, alright.” He sighed.

 

Archer took a deep breath, his pulse still pounding as he clenched his fists. Now that he had calmed slightly, he could properly tell Rosinante what Luffy had said. His husband listened carefully, brows furrowed in concern, but before either could speak further, Giles came running into the room, nearly tripping over his own feet. He shoved a newspaper into Archer’s hands, breathing heavily.

“The concert is on an island called Elegia,” Giles said between gulps of air.

Archer’s golden eyes snapped to his. “How far away?”

Giles sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. “Too far. Even at full speed, we wouldn’t make it in time.”

A guttural roar of anger tore from Archer’s throat as he spun on his heel, marching toward the meeting room. Rosinante was hot on his heels, his long legs easily keeping up. Unlike Archer, he maintained an eerie calm, though Archer could see the tension in his posture.

“What are you going to do?” Rosinante asked, voice level.

Archer didn’t look at him as he grabbed the Den Den Mushi. “I’m going to call Shanks. Have a dad-to-dad talk.” His voice was sharp, edged with something dangerous. “Get the crew in here. Minus the girls.”

Rosinante nodded, disappearing to gather the others. It only took five minutes before the senior crew members were assembled, standing tense as Archer rang up the Red-Haired Pirates.

Lucky Roux picked up, his usual cheerful tone absent. “Who’s calling?”

A deep growl rumbled in Archer’s throat. “Portgas.”

There was a beat of silence, then a startled yelp as Roux scrambled to get Shanks. Within moments, the man himself picked up, his voice wary. “What do you want, Archer?”

Archer’s lips curled into a sneer. “Just like Roger, huh?” he said, his voice eerily calm.

Shanks exhaled sharply. “What are you getting at?”

Archer’s grip on the Den Den Mushi tightened. “Uta.”

There was silence on the other end. Then, Shanks began to stammer.

Archer cut him off. “Your daughter is currently holding an entire island hostage, trapping the people in some twisted dreamland. And guess who’s there, Shanks? Luffy. Law. Their crews. And guess what else? She wants to kill Luffy.”

Shanks’ voice was tight. “I—I didn’t know—”

“I don’t give a fuck!” Archer roared, his voice shaking the room. Everyone flinched, even Rosinante.

Then, in a voice barely above a whisper, he said, “A child for a child.”

Shanks audibly gulped. “What do you mean?”

Archer smirked, fangs flashing as he leaned toward the Den Den Mushi. “Since you once tried to kill Luffy, using Batro as your proxy… and now your spawn is about to kill both Luffy and Law… wouldn’t it only be fair for me to kill her? A child for a child.”

“Archer, don’t—”

“Oh, but you know I will,” Archer interrupted, his voice silk and venom. “I’ll do it while smiling, with no regrets.”

Shanks inhaled sharply.

“So you have a choice,” Archer continued. “Fix your fucking mess. Control your brat. Or I will do it for you. And Shanks?” His voice dropped, his tone promising devastation. “If a single hair on Luffy or Law’s heads is harmed, I will bring hell down upon you.”

Then, without waiting for a response, he slammed the receiver down and stormed out of the room, leaving a stunned, silent crew in his wake.

 

Chapter 112: Red

Summary:

Golden boy no more
Gotta look good
Trouble trio
Pyro
Nap
Math
Koala
Pants
Wait what?

Notes:

Things are heating up! (And no Reon23, not in the sexy way xD)

Chapter Text

Archer climbed into the crow’s nest, his entire body vibrating with barely contained fury. His hands clenched the railing so tightly that his knuckles turned white, and his golden eyes burned with a simmering rage. The call with Shanks still echoed in his mind—his threats, the man's stammering excuses, the sheer nerve of it all.

Not a single moment of peace. Ever.

He took a deep breath, trying to rein himself in, but his thoughts ran rampant. He knew Rosinante and Giles were already steering the ship toward Elegia. They didn’t even need to communicate it—they worked seamlessly together, almost like Giles could read their damn minds when it came to navigation. Still, the knowledge that they were on the move did little to settle his nerves.

What the fuck was Shanks playing at?

Archer remembered him from when they were both kids, back on Baterilla. Roger and his idiot crew had been there—Roger trying his best to weasel his way into Rouge’s good graces. Back then, Shanks had been the golden child, Roger’s favorite, able to do no wrong. The arrogant little shit had even tried to boss Archer around, like he had any authority over him.

Big mistake.

Archer had decked him so hard that the red-haired brat ended up with a black eye and a split lip. And what did Shanks do? He ran straight to Rayleigh and Gaban, snitching like a little coward. The right and left hands of the Pirate King had then come looking for Archer, all stern-faced and full of self-importance, trying to reprimand him. That hadn’t worked out in their favor.

When Rayleigh had grabbed him, Archer had bitten him so deep in the hand that it tore through flesh and tendons, making the so-called Dark King yelp in pain. Gaban had tried next, probably thinking he could handle a nine-year-old. Archer had promptly kicked him so hard in the balls that the man crumpled to the ground, wheezing. And all the while, Shanks had been standing behind them, watching gleefully, thinking someone else would fight his battles for him.

Pathetic.

Archer had spat blood onto the ground, sneering. “A man who can’t fight his own battles is a weak, useless loser.”

That night, he told Rouge what had happened, and she had been livid in the way only a Portgas—and a Rocks—could be. And then Roger had knocked on their door.

Rouge had thrown it open with all the force of a storm, her eyes blazing. “What the fuck do you want?”

Roger, the supposed Pirate King, had started bitching about her ‘feral’ little brother, going on about how Archer had beaten Shanks, nearly maimed Rayleigh, and left Gaban limping. “You need to rein him in, Rouge!”

Rouge had laughed in his face. “Who the fuck do you think you are? And who the fuck does your crew think they are, trying to order MY brother around like their opinions matter to us? If they have a problem, they can fuck off. Neither of us need you or want you here, and I sure as hell won’t be helping you read Poneglyphs. So how about you shut your fucking mouth and rein in your red-haired brat before I cut off his balls myself?”

Roger had gone quiet at that. Then, the idiot had taken a step toward Rouge, and Archer had seen red. Before he even realized it, he had stabbed Roger in the shoulder. Rouge, always quick, knocked him out cold. Together, they had dragged him to the pigsty and left him there for the night.

Later, as they sat on the porch, Archer had mused, “So… does this make us Pirate King and Queen, since we took out the left and right hand—and the King himself?”

Rouge had laughed so hard she nearly fell over.

From that day on, Roger had kept Shanks on the Oro Jackson, far away from Archer. 

And now, decades later, Archer found himself in another standoff with Shanks. Except this time, the stakes were far higher.

His hands curled into fists.

Shanks had better handle his mistake. If not? Then Archer would.

He pushed himself up, taking a deep breath. The Roaring Pirates was ready to sail towards Elegia, but it wasn’t close. By the time they arrived, things could already be over—one way or another. He needed information. He needed to know what the hell was happening to Luffy and Law. If anything had happened to either of them…

Archer exhaled slowly, unclenching his fists. He needed to be ready, not restless.

The wind carried the scent of the sea, and for a moment, he let himself close his eyes. This wasn’t over. Not by a long shot.

One way or another, he and Shanks would talk again.

And if Shanks had failed?

Then there would be war.

Archer leapt down from the crow’s nest, landing lightly on his feet. His mind was clearer now, his fury tempered into something colder, more controlled. He made his way back to the meeting room, pushing open the doors to find the crew gathered around the table, listening intently as Giles outlined their course.

“It’ll take five days,” Giles was saying, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. “Maybe four, if the weather’s good and we push the sails hard.”

The room fell silent when Archer entered. No one spoke, no one dared to, their instincts warning them that their captain was still simmering beneath the surface. They all knew him well enough by now—when Archer got that furious, it was best to let him cool off before saying a word.

His golden eyes met Rosinante’s across the room. Nothing needed to be spoken aloud. A single nod between them conveyed everything. Rosinante straightened, stepping up beside Archer at the head of the table, a silent show of unity.

Archer let his gaze sweep over his crew, taking in their expectant faces. They could sense the weight of the situation, the tension in the air thick with the unspoken possibility of battle. Finally, he spoke.

“We need to prepare for our landing on Elegia,” he said, voice steady but firm. “Until we hear from Law or Luffy, we assume the worst. We go in expecting a fight.” He let the words sink in before continuing. “A confrontation with Shanks and his crew is a strong possibility. I won’t have us looking weak. I expect every one of you to be at your best—your gear, your weapons, your mindset.”

A ripple spread through the crew. They were seasoned warriors, but they also understood the weight of going up against an Emperor’s crew.

Archer turned to Raya and Vivi. “I want you both to help Pudding gather battle gear. She needs to be ready, just like the rest of us.”

Pudding, who had been sitting quietly at the edge of the table, blinked in surprise. “M-Me?”

“Yes, you,” Archer said, eyes sharp but not unkind. “You’re part of this crew now. I need to know—what’s your weapon of choice?”

Pudding hesitated before answering, voice small but certain. “I’m proficient with firearms.”

A slow grin spread across Archer’s face, flashing just enough teeth to make her flush slightly. “Good,” he said approvingly. “Then you’ll fit in just fine.”

Rosinante stepped in then, addressing the rest of the crew. “I’ll send a team into town later to pick up any last supplies we need. If there’s anything missing from your kits, now’s the time to speak up. And for god’s sake,” he added, exasperation creeping into his voice, “leave the receipts in the binder this time. I’m not guessing the budget again.”

A few crew members chuckled, lightening the mood just a fraction, but the tension remained.

As the crew filed out, each with their tasks in mind, only Archer and Rosinante remained. Archer exhaled slowly, letting the last of his rage settle deep inside, where it could fuel him when the time came. He glanced at his husband, eyes sharp and unyielding.

“This isn’t only about Uta,” he murmured. “Something bigger is at play. I can feel it.”

Rosinante nodded grimly. “Then we’ll be ready.”

 

The rhythmic sound of steel against stone filled the deck as Archer sharpened his blades, the repetitive motion helping him focus. His mind was already deep in strategy, running through every possible scenario that could unfold once they set foot on Elegia. He didn’t trust Shanks—not after everything—and he sure as hell wasn’t about to risk his crew walking into an ambush unprepared.

He glanced up, catching sight of Raya and Timble. With a sharp nod, he called them over. They knew that look; it wasn’t a request. It was an order.

His two assassins took their seats across from him, their expressions unreadable. He leaned in slightly, lowering his voice to just above a whisper.

“I need you both ready. If this goes south, we need to do what we do best.”

Raya and Timble didn’t react outwardly, but he saw the way their shoulders stiffened slightly—subtle, almost imperceptible, but there. They knew exactly what he was asking of them.

“Raya,” he continued, keeping his voice even. “I need you to prepare some poison—not to kill, just to stun. Something quick, effective, and discreet.”

She nodded, already running through possibilities in her mind. “How strong are we talking?”

“Enough to drop a giant on his ass.”

Timble let out a quiet chuckle, but the humor didn’t reach his eyes. “And me?”

“Find your tiny darts and be ready to use them.” Archer met his gaze. “If this turns ugly, we’ll need every advantage we can get.”

Timble nodded once, already reaching into his pocket, likely checking his supplies. Raya, however, was still watching him carefully, something unreadable in her violet eyes. She wasn’t often serious, but when she was, it meant she saw something others didn’t.

“You really think it’s going to come to battle?” she asked finally.

Archer exhaled slowly, considering his words. “I don’t know,” he admitted. “But I’m not taking any chances with Shanks or his crew. Something’s off, and until I know what, I want us ready.”

Raya tapped her fingers on the table, deep in thought. “And the others?”

“They don’t need to know about this,” Archer said firmly. “I don’t want to freak them out. If things go well, we won’t need it.”

“And if they don’t?” Timble asked.

Archer’s golden eyes darkened. “Then we make damn sure they regret ever trying.”

Silence hung between them for a moment before Raya let out a breath and stood. “Alright, Captain. Poison’s on the way.”

Timble smirked, standing as well. “Guess I’ll get to work too. Always fun when we get to play dirty.”

Archer watched them go, feeling a little lighter knowing that the murder trio was still going strong.

After Raya and Timble left, Archer leaned back in his chair, twirling a knife between his fingers. He took a slow breath, grounding himself. His mind was still racing, but he’d done what he could for now. All that was left was to prepare and wait.

A commotion at the other end of the deck caught his attention. He looked up just in time to see Rosinante sending Gin, Katakuri, and Ace into town for the last supplies.

“Don’t forget the receipts!” Rosinante bellowed after them, crossing his arms. “And Ace—do not burn them and then tell me you ‘forgot’ them!”

Ace groaned, throwing up his hands. “That was one time—”

“Three,” Rosinante corrected.

Katakuri just sighed, shoving Ace forward. “Come on, pyro. Let’s get this over with before he gives us a list longer than the ship itself.”

Archer snickered, stepping over to Rosinante as the trio disappeared from sight. His husband was still muttering under his breath about how irresponsible his crew was.

Leaning in, Rosinante lowered his voice. “So, did your little meeting with your assassin squad go well? What evil plans and plots are the three of you up to this time?”

Archer narrowed his eyes, both annoyed and impressed at how Rosinante always knew when he was up to something. It was infuriating. And, frankly, attractive.

He smiled innocently. “Wouldn’t you like to know?”

Rosinante scoffed. “I would like to know, actually. Since, you know, I’m the other captain of this ship.”

“Sounds fake.”

Rosinante rolled his eyes but let it drop—for now.

Before he could dig further, Archer smoothly changed the subject. “So, what’s your grand plan for the rest of the day?”

Rosinante arched a skeptical brow. He knew exactly what Archer was doing but decided to play along. This time.

“I’m stuck figuring out our budget,” he grumbled. “And the extra expenses since we suddenly have more women on board. Turns out, they need more… female stuff.”

Archer giggled, barely holding back a snort. “Better you than me!”

Rosinante slowly turned his head to look at him, an ominous glint in his eyes. Then, in a voice far too smooth, he whispered, “Oh, you’re so in trouble for that one later.”

Archer smirked, not the least bit intimidated. “You have to catch me first.”

Rosinante’s grin widened. “Oh, I will.”

Archer’s heart skipped—just a little. Damn. He really did love this man.

Archer stretched out on the deck, arms behind his head, letting the warmth of the afternoon sun seep into his bones. He needed a nap—desperately. If Rosinante did catch him later, there was no way in hell he was passing out afterward this time. So, naptime it was.

He let his eyes slip shut, body sinking into relaxation, only to have his half-dozing mind catch snippets of conversation drifting from the other side of the deck.

Vivi, Pudding, and Giles were playing cards, their voices carrying easily on the breeze.

“Why is it always Rosinante who does the budget?” Pudding asked, curiosity laced in her voice. “And all the math? Shouldn’t Archer be helping his husband?”

Archer almost snorted but held back, pretending to still be asleep.

Giles let out a deep sigh. “You know how Archer left home when he was eleven, right?”

Both women nodded.

“Well, even before he left to find Ace, his schooling was… let’s just say, neglected.”

Vivi frowned. “Neglected how?”

Giles set down his cards, rubbing his temples. “He spent most of his time, uh… removing Marines to protect his sister. And when he was in school, he usually ended up getting suspended for starting shit. Even back then, he was a menace.”

Archer smirked, feeling oddly proud.

“So, if you add it all up, he probably had, what… two years of school, total?” Giles continued. “Then, you know, three years hunting for Ace, another three years living in a forest as a damn bear to watch over Ace. So, yeah—he never really learned to read or write properly until he met Rosinante.”

Pudding gasped. “Wait—Rosinante taught him?”

“Yep.” Giles leaned back, shuffling the deck. “And math? Forget it. Rosi only got him through the basics before giving up. So yeah, that’s why Archer doesn’t help with the budget.”

There was a beat of silence before Vivi hummed. “That actually explains a lot.” Then she added, “Still, even if his schooling was lacking, he knows so much.”

Giles chuckled. “That’s because Archer’s the most streetsmart human I’ve ever met. Give him numbers on paper, and he’ll look at you like you just spoke an ancient language. But put him in a room full of pirates, nobles, Marines—you name it—and he’ll play them like a deck of cards.”

Pudding hesitated, then, in a small voice, asked, “Is he always that scary when he’s angry?”

Giles didn’t even hesitate. “Oh, yeah. Worse if his kids are in danger. Raya once called him a mama bear.”

The three of them snickered at that.

And Archer? He just smiled, eyes still closed, not ashamed in the slightest of his lack of education.

 

Something blocked the sun, casting a shadow over Archer’s face and disturbing his excellent nap. He groaned, raising a lazy hand to swat the offender away. A small laugh reached his ears.

Ace.

Cracking open one golden eye, Archer muttered, “Fuck off.”

Ace, of course, didn’t budge.

Sighing, Archer begrudgingly opened both eyes, squinting up at his son. “Alright, brat, what the hell do you want? Disturbing your old man in the middle of his beauty sleep—have you no shame?”

Ace smirked. “I just talked to Koala over the Den Den,” he said, rocking back on his heels. “She told me to buy a radio.” He held up the small device in his hands. “And she ordered us all to listen to it at eight tonight. Said there’d be something we’d really want to hear.”

That got Archer’s attention. He sat up, stretching his arms behind his head, his curiosity piqued. “Oh yeah? What time is it now?”

Ace glanced up at the sky. “About an hour to go.”

Archer nodded, rolling his shoulders. “Alright then. Go tell your papa.” He waved Ace off and watched as his son jogged toward the galley.

Before he could consider finishing his nap, Raya’s voice rang out from inside.

“Archer! Get your ass in here!”

“Why?” Archer asked warily.

“Because Pudding needs these damn pants fixed, and you are the only one with the patience to do it!”

Archer sighed, rubbing a hand down his face before glancing toward Nugget, who was perched on the railing, observing the situation with his usual judgmental stare. “Duty calls,” he told the bird before pushing himself to his feet.

Pulling his sewing kit from his pocket, Archer made his way to Raya’s cabin. Inside, Pudding sat on the bed, her legs bare, while Raya held up a pair of leather leggings that were clearly too long and too wide for her.

“These were mine,” Raya said, handing them to Archer. “Pudding wants them, but they need adjusting. And since you’re the only one here who doesn’t sew like a blindfolded monkey—”

“Alright, alright,” Archer interrupted, sitting down on the bed. “Hand ‘em over.”

Pudding gave him a grateful smile as he started working, quickly taking in the sides and hemming the length. He had just finished the last few stitches when the door suddenly burst open.

Katakuri stood in the doorway, expression blank—until his eyes landed on his little sister, pantsless, and Archer sitting beside her on the bed.

There was a beat of silence.

“What—” Katakuri began.

Archer, completely unfazed, handed Pudding the newly tailored leggings. “Here. Done.” Then he stood, brushing past Katakuri as he strolled toward the galley.

Just as he was out the door, he heard Katakuri’s bewildered voice behind him.

“…What the hell were you guys doing?”

 

The crew gathered around the dinner table, the air buzzing with anticipation. Plates of half-eaten food sat forgotten as everyone leaned in, eyes fixed on the small radio Ace had bought earlier that day. Archer propped his elbow on the table, resting his chin on his hand, trying to act like he wasn’t nearly as eager as the rest of them.

The static crackled before a deep, familiar voice filled the room.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! This is Morgans, president of the World Economy News, bringing you a historic broadcast—our very first live interview! Tonight, I am joined by some very interesting guests. Sitting with me are Boa Hancock, Empress of Amazon Lily and former Warlord of the Sea; Portgas Sabo of the Revolutionary Army; and Marco the Phoenix, former commander of the Whitebeard Pirates!

Morgans paused for dramatic effect before continuing.

First, let me thank all of you for agreeing to this interview. The world is changing rapidly, and our listeners are eager to hear your thoughts on recent events. Let's start with the most pressing matter—the increasing attacks on the Marines. What do you make of them?

Sabo was the first to answer. “The Revolutionaries have always fought against oppression, but what we’re seeing now isn’t just us. There are more factions rising up—people who’ve had enough of the World Government’s tyranny. The Marines are feeling the consequences of years of injustice.

Marco hummed in agreement. “The tides are shifting, yoi. Even pirates who never cared about the bigger picture before are starting to take sides. The Marines are losing their grip, and they know it.

Hancock scoffed. “They deserve it. The so-called justice they claim to uphold is built on lies and corruption. Let them quake in fear.

Morgans made a pleased noise. “Fascinating. Now, onto another interesting development—the unification of the D. Clans. For the first time in history, these scattered bloodlines have come together under one leader: Portgas D. Archer, head of the Portgas and Rocks lineages. Quite the selection, wouldn’t you say?

Sabo chuckled. “Honestly, there’s no better choice. My dad is exactly the kind of leader this movement needs.

Morgans perked up. “Ah, yes! You were raised by the so-called ‘Golden Terror’ and ‘Silent Giant’ themselves! Tell us, Sabo—what was that like?

Sabo laughed. “You mean besides constantly getting my ass handed to me? They’re incredible men, both of them. My dad—Archer—is reckless, blunt, and doesn’t give a damn about rules. But he’s also the smartest man I know, at least when it comes to survival. My papa—Rosinante—is the one who keeps him grounded. He’s got the patience of a saint and a silent fury that’s just as terrifying as Dad’s outright rage. Together? They’re unstoppable.

Marco’s voice came next. “Have to agree with the kid. Portgas and his husband are the best shot this world has against the Government.

Hancock scoffed. “Of course they are! The Roaring Pirates already proved their strength when they saved me from that wretched Blackbeard and the Marines.

Morgans seized the moment. “Let’s talk about that, then—this so-called Final War. Vegapunk’s last message to the world hinted at something massive brewing. What can you tell us about it?

Marco hesitated before answering. “There’s an alliance. That’s all I’ll say. But I can promise you this—we’re strong.

Hancock’s voice carried a rare edge of seriousness. “When the time comes, the Marines and the World Government will be stunned by how many factions have come together against them. Enemies have become allies. The old order is crumbling.

Sabo’s voice was firm. “In the end, even the local shopkeeper will have to make a choice. Like my dad always says—

Either we fight, or we fall.

Then, the signal cut off.

The radio went silent.

For a long moment, no one spoke. The only sound was the distant lapping of waves against the ship’s hull. Archer leaned back in his chair, crossing his arms, his expression unreadable.

Finally, Raya let out a slow breath. “Well. That was… something.”

Ace whistled. “They really put your name everywhere, huh?”

Giles, ever the voice of reason, muttered, “That’s gonna cause a stir.”

Archer exhaled through his nose, a smirk tugging at his lips.

“Well,” he said lazily, “guess we better be ready for the storm that’s coming.”

Rosinante sat slack-jawed, staring at the radio as if it had personally betrayed him. His brown eyes were wide, his face pale beneath the dim lantern light of the dining area. Slowly, he turned toward his husband, his voice shaky as he asked,

“Did you know about this?”

For once, Archer could say with absolute honesty, “I didn’t know shit.”

Rosinante blinked. “You—what?”

Archer grinned, leaning back in his chair and propping his boots up on the table, much to Gin’s annoyance. “Yeah. No clue. Not even a whisper.” He let out an impressed whistle. “But damn, that was some fine work. Gotta say, I’m a little proud.”

Rosinante dragged his hands down his face. “Archer, he just announced to the entire world that you’re leading the D. Clans. You and me. That’s gonna have consequences.”

Archer shrugged. “Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve pissed off the World Government.”

“That’s not the point!” Rosinante burst out. “You do realize that the second this news spreads, we’re gonna have more enemies than we can count?”

Archer let out a low chuckle. “What else is new?”

Rosinante groaned, running a hand through his hair as he turned to Ace. “And you—did you know about this?”

Ace raised his hands in surrender. “Hey, don’t look at me! Koala just told me to buy a radio and listen in. That’s it.”

Timble, who had been uncharacteristically quiet during the broadcast, finally muttered, “Well, that escalated quickly.”

“No shit,” Raya said, crossing her arms. She looked at Archer. “So, oh fearless leader, what now?”

Archer rolled his eyes. “First of all, screw you. Second, I need a drink.” He stretched his arms over his head. “Third, I’d say we wait for the fallout. See who comes knocking first—friends or enemies.”

Rosinante sighed. “We should at least prepare for the worst.”

Giles nodded, his deep voice rumbling through the room. “We need to assume that by morning, the Marines will know. They’ll react.”

Katakuri, who had been standing silently near the doorway, finally spoke. “They’ll come for you, Archer. For all of us.”

Archer smirked, golden eyes gleaming in the lamplight. “Let ‘em.”

Rosinante scowled. “Archer.”

“Relax, Rosi. We’ve been through worse.” Archer patted his husband’s arm before standing up and stretching again. “Look, Sabo’s move was damn bold. He’s drawing a line in the sand, and he’s making sure the whole world sees it. I respect that.”

Rosinante rubbed his temples. “I’m going to get wrinkles because of you.”

“Too late for that,” Archer teased, ducking away before Rosinante could smack him. He turned toward the rest of the crew. “Alright, everyone. Get some rest. Tomorrow’s we sail to Elegia.”

As he walked toward the deck, he couldn’t help but grin.

Sabo had played his hand beautifully.

And now, the world was watching.

 

Chapter 113: Peace was never an option

Summary:

Tantrum
Poor Timble
Sabo is in trouble
Why the door?
Banned from the bed
Where?
Sorrow
Together
Respect

Notes:

Please leave a comment and a kudos if you like this chapter :)

Chapter Text

Rosinante was still pissed.

The tension rolled off him in waves, affecting the entire ship like a storm brewing on the horizon. Archer had tried everything to calm him down—soft words, reassurances, even getting the girls to help distract him. Nothing worked.

So, Archer decided it was time for a more hands-on approach.

He was going to seduce the hell out of his husband.

Not all at once, though. No, this had to be a slow burn, little things here and there. Small teases to make Rosinante’s mind wander away from the broadcast and straight to him.

Luckily, the heat worked in his favor. The sun blazed high above, and Archer took full advantage, ditching his shirt at every possible moment. He made sure to stretch a lot, showing Ace some new flexibility exercises—arching his back just enough, making his muscles shift in ways that were very hard to ignore. Then came the real show: balance training on the ropes and railing, using only his feet to hang upside down while doing push-ups. Every movement was calculated, every flex deliberate.

And it worked.

Rosinante watched him. A lot.

Archer caught him staring more times than he could count—brown eyes flicking over, mouth pressing into a firm line before he stormed off like a man on the edge. Perfect.

Everything was going smoothly… until that witch Raya figured him out.

She pulled him into her cabin, arms crossed, tapping one foot. “Alright, what exactly are you trying to pull?”

Archer sighed, knowing escape was impossible. “Fine. I’m seducing the cranky bastard.”

Raya grinned. “Oh, this is fantastic. A mad Rosi is hell for all of us. So you, taking one for the team? I fully support this mission.”

She leaned in conspiratorially. “I have a plan.”

That was concerning. “...What kind of plan?”

She smirked. “You’ll see.”

Now properly nervous, Archer left her cabin and went back to the deck, waiting for whatever mischief she had in store.

Turned out, it wasn’t too crazy.

She started a water fight.

One second, things were normal, the next, Archer was being drenched as buckets of water flew through the air. Before he knew it, the entire crew—minus Rosinante, Giles, and Katakuri—was involved. It was a free-for-all. No one was spared.

Gin tackled Ace, and Timble miscalculated his attack on Vivi, landing face-first in her cleavage with only his tiny legs kicking out. Pudding and Brûlée challenged Luc, Tama, and Nugget to an all-out war. Raya came for Archer, and oh, it was on.

By the time the battle ended (because they ran out of clean water—saltwater being a bad idea for devil fruit users), Archer was soaked. His bare chest glistened under the sun, and his pants clung to his legs.

Without thinking, he ran straight to his and Rosinante’s cabin to dry off.

Archer barely had time to react before the door slammed open.

Rosinante stood in the doorway, breathing hard, his face a deep shade of red—though whether from anger, frustration, or something else, Archer wasn’t entirely sure. Probably all three.

Through gritted teeth, Rosinante asked, “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

Archer, standing there in just a towel, tilted his head to the side and attempted his best innocent look. “What do you mean, babe?” he asked, smiling (and failing miserably).

Rosinante stepped closer.

One step.

Two steps.

And then, big hands grabbed Archer’s ass, squeezing hard.

Archer gasped, half in surprise, half in something very different.

Rosinante leaned down, his breath hot against Archer’s ear. “You’ve been teasing me all day,” he growled, voice low and rough. “All. Damn. Day.”

Archer swallowed, though a smirk tugged at the corner of his lips. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

Rosinante’s grip tightened, fingers digging into the flesh of his ass. “Bullshit,” he whispered. “The stretching? The shirtless training? Hanging upside down doing push-ups?” His voice dropped even lower, sending a shiver down Archer’s spine. “I had to leave the deck three times because of you.”

Archer’s smirk widened. Heh.

Rosinante wasn’t finished. “And then you joined a damn water fight?” His hands never stopped their slow, deliberate kneading. “Running around, dripping wet, with those pants clinging to you like a second skin?”

He was still touching him, still massaging him, and damn, if that didn’t make Archer feel like he’d won something.

Smirking up at him, Archer played dumb. “Oh? I still don’t get what you’re getting at.”

Rosinante let out a sharp hah before leaning in and biting down on Archer’s ear, hard enough to make him jolt. “No one else,” he murmured, voice thick with possession. “No one else gets to see you like that. You’re too damn sexy.”

Archer grinned, pleased as hell with himself. Sliding a hand down, he slipped it right into Rosinante’s pants, gripping firmly. “Well then,” he teased, “you better show me.”

He barely had time to blink before Rosinante threw him over the desk.

His breath hitched as his chest pressed against the wood, ass high in the air.

“Oh,” Archer purred, glancing over his shoulder. “Am I being punished?”

Rosinante ran his hands down Archer’s back, his eyes dark with something dangerous.

“You started this, love,” Rosinante murmured, pushing Archer’s legs further apart.

Archer just grinned.

Yeah, this was exactly what he wanted.

 

Archer stretched lazily, a satisfied grin tugging at his lips. His muscles ached in the best way possible, and there was a distinct warmth still lingering in his bones. Damn, that had been a good one.

Operation “Seduce Cranky Husband” had been a huge success.

Rosinante had finally snapped, taken what he wanted, and now? Now he was a whole new man.

Dinner was downright pleasant. No tension, no brooding, no stomping around the deck like a storm cloud ready to strike. Instead, Rosinante actually laughed at one of Giles’ ridiculous sea shanties, something Archer hadn’t heard in days.

Across the table, Raya caught Archer’s eye, a smirk tugging at her lips. She tapped her own neck in an unmistakable motion.

Archer knew what she was getting at—Rosinante hadn’t exactly been subtle with his marks. Archer’s throat, collarbones, and even his damn shoulders looked like they’d lost a battle against a particularly aggressive octopus.

To her credit, Raya said nothing.

Smart woman.

Because while Rosinante had lightened up, there was still that lingering edge in his eyes, a possessive glint that said, Go ahead, make a comment. See what happens.

The last thing Archer wanted was for Raya to bait him into another round of “Seduce Cranky Husband” while his damn ass were still sore.

“Another two days to Elegia,” Giles announced, setting down his drink. “Weather’s clear, and the sea’s been calm.”

Elegia.

Archer forced his body to stay relaxed, but his mind was already racing. Luffy and Law were still out there, somewhere, and no matter how much he tried not to, worry gnawed at his gut like a starving beast.

Stewing wouldn’t help. He knew that.

But that didn’t mean it was easy to shake.

He picked at his food, pushing it around his plate as conversations swirled around him. He barely heard Gin arguing with Ace about something stupid, or the way Vivi was teasing Timble about his earlier unfortunate landing in her cleavage during the water fight.

His mind was still stuck on his boys.

A warm hand landed on his thigh, squeezing gently.

Archer looked up, meeting Rosinante’s eyes.

The silent message was clear.

I know what you’re thinking. I know what you’re feeling. And I’ve got you.

Archer exhaled, reaching under the table to squeeze Rosinante’s hand in return.

Alright. Two more days.

He could handle that.

For once, things were good. Dinner was lively and Archer was feeling pretty damn smug.

He had successfully seduced the crankiness right out of his husband, and that was no small feat.

But because they were them, peace was never an option.

Right in the middle of their fun, the Den Den Mushi rang.

Archer groaned. “Nope. No. Not doing it.”

Raya raised a brow. “What if it’s important?”

Ace smirked. “Could be Luffy.”

With a sigh, Archer snatched up the receiver. “Yeah?”

“Dad!”

Archer nearly dropped the damn thing. “Sabo?”

Rosinante immediately went rigid. His easy-going expression turned into something a lot less easy-going.

That’s when Archer knew.

He knew that if Rosinante got his hands on this call first, their son was done for.

Fuck.

Thinking fast, Archer bolted out of the galley like his ass was on fire.

Rosinante narrowed his eyes. Wrong move.

He shot up from his chair, chasing after Archer with all the fury of a man who had been personally offended by the live broadcast.

The rest of the crew sat there in stunned silence.

Then Ace, sipping his drink, shrugged. “Well… at least it’s not me this time.”

Timble raised his mug. “To Sabo’s ears.”

“Poor kid doesn’t stand a chance,” Gin added.

They all clinked their drinks together in sympathy.

Meanwhile, in their cabin, Archer barely managed to slam the door shut.

“Sabo,” he hissed. “Your Papa is pissed. Like, really pissed. So just—just take the yelling, okay? My ass can’t handle another tantrum.”

Sabo, very confused, replied, “Wait—what’s wrong with your ass?”

That was when the door exploded open.

Rosinante stormed in, all fire and brimstone, and ripped the Den Den Mushi from Archer’s hands.

And then? The lecture from hell began.

“You absolute, reckless little shit—DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU’VE DONE?!” Rosinante bellowed. “DO YOU KNOW HOW IRRESPONSIBLE THAT INTERVIEW WAS?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU COULD HAVE CAUSED FOR YOURSELF—FOR ALL OF US?!”

Sabo, caught in the verbal storm, stammered, “W-We just—”

“WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS?!”

After several long, agonizing seconds of panicked stuttering, Sabo finally blurted out, “M-Marco! It was Marco’s idea!”

Archer snorted. 

Rosinante’s fury dimmed, just slightly, as he processed this. “…Marco?”

Sabo, desperate to shift the conversation, hurried on. “Yeah! We did it because Dragon’s planning to take over the leadership of the Clans. He wants to make things difficult for you guys—to hinder your authority. This interview? It was the only way to stop him. But now the whole world knows, so he can't do anything”

That, at least, stunned Rosinante into silence.

Archer, still half-hiding behind the door, peeked around. “Wait, so you’re saying Dragon is actively trying to screw with us, again?”

“Uh, yeah. That’s what I just said.”

Archer whistled low. “Well… that’s a problem.”

Rosinante sighed deeply, rubbing his temples. His anger was still simmering, but now it had a direction.

Dragon.

Sabo, cautiously, asked, “…So am I off the hook?”

Rosinante gave the Den Den Mushi a look.

Archer flopped onto the bed with an exaggerated sigh, rubbing his temples. “Alright, so now that the screaming match is over, we got news for you too.”

Sabo snorted through the Den Den Mushi. “Oh, great. More surprises?”

Archer grinned. “We’re heading to Elegia.”

Sabo hummed. “What else?”

Rosinante, still holding the Den Den, leaned back against the desk, arms crossed. “Katakuri, Brulee, and Pudding officially joined the crew.”

That earned a loud laugh from Sabo. “Oh man! I That I sæready knew! It pissed Dragon off.”

Archer smirked. “Oh?”

“Oh yeah. He was furious.” Sabo chuckled. “Smoothie outright refused to talk to him, Mihawk and Crocodile just laughed in his face when he tried to win them over, and Zeff? Zeff just hung up on him.”

Archer howled with laughter. “Oh, I love that old man!”

Rosinante, despite himself, chuckled. “Zeff really doesn’t give a damn.”

Sabo’s grin was almost audible. “He really doesn’t. The guy just hung up on Dragon. And to make it even better, Dragon called him back, and Zeff just said, ‘Kid, I don’t have time for your bullshit,’ and hung up again.”

Archer wiped at his eyes, still laughing. 

Rosinante, shaking his head with a small smile, exhaled deeply. “I can’t even say I’m surprised. Dragon’s been making a mess of things for years. It’s about time people started shutting him down.”

Sabo hummed in agreement before asking, “So, how’s Ace handling Pudding being part of the crew?”

Archer giggled, full-on giggled, at the thought. “Oh, Sabo—I am willing to bet you, Luffy, and Law on that Pudding has no idea Ace is gay and already in a happy relationship with Sanji, and that she have a giant crush on him.”

Sabo let out a wheeze. “No way.”

Rosinante smirked. “Oh, yes.”

“I need to see this play out,” Sabo said between laughs. “How much is Raya’s betting pool on?”

Archer stretched out on the bed, lazily grinning. “Last I checked? 10 million berries.”

Sabo whistled. “Damn. That’s a whole investment.”

“Raya doesn’t play when it comes to bets,” Archer said proudly. “She’s got odds, statistics, and everything. Hell, she’s even got a whole side bet on whether Ace will figure it out before Pudding confesses or if Sanji’s gonna have to step in first.”

Rosinante chuckled. “Poor Pudding.”

“Poor Sanji,” Sabo corrected. “That man’s gonna have to deal with the mess.”

“Oh, absolutely.”

And just like that, the tension from earlier had completely faded, replaced with laughter, betting pools, and the simple, ridiculous love of their dysfunctional family.

Just as the call was about to end, Sabo’s voice rang through the Den Den Mushi once more.

“Wait, hold on—before I go, can someone please tell me what is wrong with dad’s ass?”

Archer, still lounging on the bed, barely held back his laughter.

Sabo continued, his confusion only growing. “Seriously, you never answered me before Papa kicked in the damn door! And what does your ass have to do with his tantrum?”

Archer finally let out a cackle. “Oh, Sabo, that’s something you’re just gonna have to figure out for yourself.”

Across the room, Rosinante went rigid, his face turning an impressive shade of red. “ARCHER!” he bellowed, voice cracking slightly at the sheer audacity of his husband.

Archer turned to him with a lazy grin, wiggling his brows. “What?”

“You—you—” Rosinante spluttered, gesturing wildly. “We are on call with our child and you’re out here—saying things—”

Sabo, clearly having had enough, let out a long, suffering sigh. “Yeah, I’m just gonna—” Click. The line went dead.

Archer full-on cackled, rolling onto his stomach. “Oh my god, he actually hung up on us.”

Rosinante, still looking thoroughly scandalized, groaned and rubbed his face. “You have no filter,” he muttered, half in exasperation, half in resignation.

Archer grinned, stretching out like a satisfied cat. Then, he pointed toward the splintered remnants of their cabin door. “Speaking of your tantrum, you better fix that.”

Rosinante’s eye twitched. “Archer—”

“Nope,” Archer cut him off, shaking his head. “No arguing. You kicked it in, you fix it. And until it’s fixed, you are banished from our bed.”

Rosinante’s mouth fell open. “Excuse me?”

“You heard me,” Archer said smugly, propping his chin up in his palm. “I don’t sleep in rooms with broken doors.”

Rosinante groaned, dragging a hand down his face. “You’re impossible.”

“Say the man who broke his own door.”

“Unfortunately,” Rosinante grumbled, but his lips twitched upward despite himself.

Archer snickered. “Better get to work, love.”

Still grumbling, Rosinante stomped toward the wrecked door and started picking up the broken pieces, muttering under his breath about dramatic little bastards and ridiculous ultimatums.

Archer, feeling quite pleased with himself, stretched out comfortably on their bed, watching his husband work with an amused smirk. This was, all things considered, a pretty damn good day.

 

In the end, with a little help from a snickering Gin, Rosinante managed to install a new door. Lucky for him—because Archer had been dead serious about banning him from their bed until it was fixed.

Now that their door was no longer a broken mess, Archer focused on the real problem at hand. He had decided that the girls—Tama and Luc—would join them when they reached Elegia.

Predictably, Rosinante had started making a fuss.

“Archer, it’s dangerous—”

Archer, sipping his coffee, had raised a brow. “And? You think I don’t know that?”

Rosinante frowned, arms crossed. “Then why—”

“Because the odds of it ending in a fight are small,” Archer had explained calmly. “And if something happens, either Timble or Brulee can get them out in an instant. We’re not idiots, Rosi.”

That had seemed to settle it. Rosinante, still looking a little ashamed about breaking their door in the first place, had agreed without further argument.

Now, as they neared the island, Archer could feel the tension in the air.

“We’re close,” Giles murmured from the helm. “Less than an hour to landing.”

The crew had already suited up, weapons ready. Even Tama and Luc stood prepared—Tama gripping her pink-spiked club like a little warrior, and Luc twirling her daggers with practiced ease.

As they sailed through the dense fog, the first thing Archer saw was the familiar shape of the Thousand Sunny. Then, the new Polar Tang. And finally—

The Red Force.

Archer smirked. “So that bastard actually listened to me… Good.”

Stepping off the ship, they moved in silence, weapons drawn but lowered. The island was eerily quiet—no movement, no signs of life. Not even the wind stirred.

Ace, standing at Archer’s side, tensed. “Where the hell is everyone?”

Archer’s stomach twisted. Had this Uta already captured them all in her dreamworld? If so—

Shit.

Then, something hit him. A presence—faint but powerful. His Haki flared, instinct kicking in like a burning ember. He turned sharply, locking eyes with Katakuri, who had sensed it too.

A silent nod passed between them.

Archer raised a hand, signaling for the crew to follow him. The presence was strong, but there was something wrong with it. One of them was fading—dying.

Could it be Uta?

Moving carefully, they followed the unseen path, steps light and controlled. Ace held out a hand, silently gesturing to the girls to stay quiet.

Then, through the thinning mist, they saw them.

A field of flowers.

Shanks, kneeling, his broad frame hunched over.

And in his arms—

A girl.

Her chest barely rose and fell, her pale fingers weakly clutching his coat.

Shanks' shoulders trembled. His head was bowed. His grip on her was desperate, shaking.

Archer felt the breath leave his lungs.

Uta.

Shanks held her as if he could keep her from slipping away.

But they all saw it.

The moment the light faded from her eyes.

Shanks let out a silent, shuddering breath, pressing his forehead against hers as the last of her life slipped through his fingers.

No one spoke.

No one moved.

Seeing Uta die hit Archer harder than he had expected.

She was just a kid. Twenty. And now—gone.

His golden eyes stayed locked on the scene before him. Shanks still knelt there, his forehead resting against Uta’s, his body trembling. He said nothing, but Archer could feel the weight of his grief.

Archer’s stomach twisted.

Why?

What could have driven a girl so young to this?

She had tried to create a perfect world, a dreamland where no one had to suffer. In theory, that sounded almost good. Hell, even his own girls—Tama and Luc—would say the idea itself wasn’t terrible. But they also knew better. They knew life wasn’t that simple. That you couldn’t erase pain without erasing everything that made life worth living.

So why had Uta believed in it?

What had happened to her?

His jaw clenched as another thought crept in.

Was it because Shanks left her?

He knew firsthand what it felt like to be the one left behind. To taste love, to have a family—only for it to be ripped away like it never mattered in the first place.

Had that been Uta’s fate?

Was that why she did this?

Had she watched Shanks sail away, believing she wasn’t worth coming back for?

And if that was the case—why had she wanted to kill Luffy?

If they had been friends back then, why go after him?

Was it because Luffy still had something?

His dads. Brothers. Sisters.

A family that never abandoned him.

Did Uta look at Luffy and see everything she had lost? Everything she was denied? Did it make her sick to know that Luffy got to keep his people while she had been left behind?

The thought made Archer’s chest ache in a way he hated.

Poor girl.

She had died believing she had no place in this world. That she was forgotten. Alone.

Archer slowly lowered his head, the crew followed his lead—not for Shanks, but for her.

For Uta.

For the girl left behind.

Archer raised his head, still lost in thought, when he heard it—two voices shouting over the stillness of the battlefield.

“Dad!”

“Papa!”

His heart clenched.

From the other hill, two figures came running—Luffy and Law. Bloodied. Bruised. Alive.

Before Archer could react, they crashed into him and Rosinante, gripping them like they’d disappear if they let go. Law’s fingers dug into Rosinante’s coat, his shoulders trembling as he buried his face into his father’s chest. Luffy, unbothered by tears or snot, clung to Archer, pressing his forehead against his dad’s shoulder like he never wanted to let go.

Neither Archer nor Rosinante hesitated. Their arms wrapped tightly around their boys, holding them close. Archer felt Luffy’s heartbeat thundering against his own, strong and wild, while Rosinante bent his head down, murmuring quiet reassurances into Law’s ear.

Then the silence shattered.

From behind, more voices rang out—shouts, laughter, relief.

The rest of the Straw Hats and the Heart Pirates were charging down the hill, stumbling over each other in their rush to reunite.

Ace barely paused before sprinting forward, beelining straight for Sanji. The cook had just enough time to turn before Ace crashed into him, arms wrapping around his waist, lifting him clean off the ground.

“Ace—!”

Ace just laughed, spinning Sanji around before pressing a fierce, lingering kiss to his lips, uncaring of the audience.

“Missed you,” Ace murmured, breathless.

Sanji, despite the blood drying on his face, smiled against Ace’s mouth. “Yeah,” he whispered. “Missed you too.”

Archer smirked at the scene, but before he could comment, another yell broke through.

“Raya!”

Penguin ran past him, straight toward the black-haired woman, his eyes wide with relief. Raya, despite herself, barely had time to open her mouth before he was kissing her, gripping the back of her head like he was afraid she'd vanish.

The sheer warmth of it all made something settle deep in Archer’s chest.

But then his gaze flickered back to the hill behind them, to where Shanks still knelt, unmoving, beside Uta’s body. His crew stood around him, watching in silent grief.

This wasn’t their moment.

“Come on,” Archer said, his voice gentle but firm. “Let’s go back to the beach.”

The others hesitated, glancing between each other.

Archer nodded toward Shanks. “Let them say goodbye in peace.”

Understanding passed through the group. Nods were exchanged, and slowly, they began making their way down the path.

As they walked, Archer felt a hand slip into his own. He turned slightly, meeting Rosinante’s tired but soft eyes.

His husband squeezed his hand, fingers warm against his own.

Archer squeezed back.

No words were needed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 114: Gloves off

Summary:

Yelling
More yelling
Wallets
Poor girl
Binky
Barto
Bet
Rosi really?

Chapter Text

The walk back to the beach quickly turned into another round of reunions, with everyone laughing, hugging, and grabbing onto each other like they’d all barely survived an apocalypse—which, considering the situation, wasn’t far off.

Archer barely had a second to react before he was practically tackled.

“BIG BOSS!”

Ikkaku, Uni, Sachi, and Jean Bart grabbed him all at once, lifting him right off his feet and swinging him around like a sack of potatoes.

“Put me down, you asses!” Archer yelled, kicking his legs as they spun him in a circle. “I’m not a damn trophy!”

“Of course you are, Big Boss!” Sachi laughed. “The best damn one we’ve got!”

Ikkaku grinned. “We’re celebrating!”

Archer grumbled, but he let them have their moment—if only because he could hear Rosinante suffering his own attack nearby.

Sure enough, when Archer managed to get his feet back on the ground, he turned to see Rosinante completely swarmed.

Nami and Robin had latched onto him first, Nami clinging to his waist while Robin gave him a warm but knowing smile. Chopper had climbed onto his shoulders, practically bouncing with joy, and Franky had his giant arms wrapped around all of them at once, yelling, “THIS IS SUPER!”

Rosinante smiled his coat slipping from one shoulder, was laughing as he tried—and failed—to regain his balance.

Archer huffed a laugh before setting his sights on the two little troublemakers who were currently trying to act innocent.

Luffy and Law stood side by side, each with a kid perched on their shoulders—Luc on Law’s and Tama on Luffy’s. Both girls looked as happy as could be, grinning and waving at everyone. But as soon as Luffy and Law locked eyes with Archer, their smiles faltered.

They swallowed hard.

Clearly, they were expecting a lecture. Maybe even a full-blown rant.

Archer let the tension stretch just a second longer before grinning.

“You’re off the hook,” he said casually. “This time.”

Luffy let out an audible sigh of relief, slumping forward so dramatically that Tama had to grip onto his hat to keep from sliding off.

Law, on the other hand, exhaled quietly, but Archer caught the way his shoulders eased up, tension slipping away.

Then, before anyone could say anything else—

WHAM.

A blur of blue and gray barreled past Archer, knocking him sideways so hard that he nearly face-planted—right into Ace and Sanji, who were still kissing like the world didn’t exist.

“What the hell—?!” Archer sputtered, barely managing to catch himself.

He turned just in time to see Giles, grinning like a madman, clinging to Jinbei, who was patting his brothers head with a chuckle.

Meanwhile, Ace and Sanji finally pulled away, both smirking as they looked at Archer, who was still brushing himself off.

Ace arched an eyebrow. “You okay there, old man?”

Archer shot him a glare.

“Shut up before I make Sanji a widow,” he muttered.

Sanji just grinned, lighting a cigarette.

Just as the reunion settled, Archer’s sharp eyes drifted toward the hill.

There, standing alone against the sky, was Shanks.

The red-haired emperor watched them in silence, his expression unreadable. The wind tugged at his long coat, the fabric rippling as he observed the scene below. Archer exhaled slowly, rolling his shoulders before turning to Rosinante.

“Shanks is waiting for us.”

Rosinante, who had been in the middle of gently ruffling Luffy’s hair, immediately straightened. His easy smile faded, replaced by something more serious. Without hesitation, he stepped away, walking over to Ace.

“You’re in command until we get back.” His voice left no room for argument. Ace nodded firmly, his usual grin momentarily absent as he accepted the responsibility.

Archer, meanwhile, locked eyes with Raya and Timble.

A single nod.

The two of them gave him the smallest of nods in return, their fingers subtly brushing over their hidden weapons. They understood. If this talk turned south, if things went wrong, they needed to be ready.

Luffy and Law, standing nearby, had been watching the exchange carefully.

“…Do you want us to come with you?” Luffy finally asked, eyes flickering between his dads and Shanks.

Archer shook his head. “This is a talk between me, your papa, and Shanks. You two stay here.”

The words weren’t a dismissal, but a firm order. Luffy and Law weren’t stupid. They knew something was about to happen—something that required them to not be involved.

“But,” Archer continued, lowering his voice slightly, “if things go bad, follow the Roaring Pirates. Don’t stop or get in the way of Raya and Timble.”

Law and Luffy both stiffened. Their eyes widened slightly, their gazes darting to Raya and Timble.

They knew exactly what that meant.

If Raya and Timble had permission to act, then it meant Archer was prepared for the worst. That if necessary, their dads wouldn’t hesitate to kill Shanks.

Luffy swallowed. Law clenched his jaw.

Neither of them argued.

Rosinante stepped closer, reaching for Archer’s hand. Without a word, Archer took it, their fingers lacing together as they turned and began walking toward the waiting figure on the hill.

They needed to talk.

 

Neither Archer nor Rosinante spoke as they climbed the hill toward Shanks. No words were needed.

The wind howled between them, carrying the scent of salt and blood. The weight of what had just happened hung over them like a storm, and Archer could feel it brewing, thick and suffocating.

Shanks was waiting at the top, standing beside the makeshift grave. His usual easygoing expression was gone, replaced with something unreadable. He met their gaze, nodding slightly before gesturing to a few scattered rocks. An unspoken invitation.

They sat.

For a long moment, there was only silence. The waves crashed in the distance. The muffled voices of their crews echoed from the shore below. Then, finally, Shanks sighed, running a hand through his unruly red hair.

“Are you satisfied now?” His voice was quiet, but the bitterness cut through all the same. “Now that she’s dead?”

Archer’s blood boiled.

He clenched his fists, nails biting into his palms. The anger came fast, hot and unforgiving, and before he could stop himself, he spat, “No, I’m not fucking satisfied.” His voice trembled with rage, with grief. “If the gods had been fair, Uta never would have been in this situation in the first place!” He gestured wildly toward the grave, his breath sharp. “And what the fuck was running through your head, leaving her on an island like that? After raising her for years?”

Shanks’ eyes darkened. “You don’t get to judge me.”

“The hell I don’t!” Archer snapped.

Shanks scoffed. “That’s easy for you to say. You have everything, Archer. A loving husband, children who adore you. ”

Archer let out a harsh, bitter laugh. “You think my life has been easy?” His voice was sharp, cutting. “I was forced to become a killer when I was nine! I lost my sister! My nephew was stolen from me, and I spent three fucking years looking for him! And after that, I lived in a forest for another three years just to keep him safe!” His golden eyes burned with fury. “So don’t you dare act like I had it easy. You’re still the spoiled little brat you were in Baterilla!”

Shanks frowned, confusion flickering across his face. “Baterilla?”

Archer smirked. “Oh? Don’t tell me you don’t remember?” He tilted his head. “How thirteen-year-old you tried to boss nine-year-old me around? And the beating I gave you?”

Shanks’ expression shifted. His eyes widened as the memory crashed over him, and he looked away, shame creeping onto his face.

Rosinante, who had been silent until now, finally spoke. His voice was calm, but firm. “I don’t know what you’re planning, Shanks, but whatever it is, it won’t involve our family anymore.”

Archer nodded, standing to his full height. “I always knew you were a shifty bastard,” he said coldly. “But I never thought you were cruel. Until now.”

Shanks’ jaw tightened. “I—”

“Why did you leave her?” Archer demanded.

Shanks inhaled deeply, exhaling through his nose. “She didn’t fit into our plans.”

Archer recoiled. “What?”

“She was a responsibility we weren’t ready for,” Shanks admitted. “It was too much.”

That was it. That was the moment Archer snapped.

He surged to his feet, rage pouring out of him like a tidal wave. “You spineless son of a bitch!” His voice thundered over the hill. “You were raised by Roger! You were found at sea! And you couldn’t even take responsibility for a little girl?!”

Shanks flinched.

Archer wasn’t done. “If you knew you couldn’t handle it, why the fuck didn’t you leave her with a real family? One that would love her? You could have left her with us, we would have taken her!” He jabbed a finger at Rosinante. “We never had a problem raising our brats! So why the fuck are you so special?!”

Shanks said nothing.

Archer bared his teeth. “You should rename your crew. Call yourselves the Deadbeat Pirates! Because that’s what you are!” His voice cracked with raw emotion. “A fucking deadbeat!”

Shanks closed his eyes, exhaling slowly. He didn’t argue. He didn’t deny it. And that only made Archer angrier.

His golden eyes blazed with an intensity that rivaled the sun, his fangs bared in unrestrained rage. “No child is born evil! No one! And it’s our duty as adults to raise them with love and care! Even I knew that when I was eleven! So tell me, what the fuck is your excuse?”

The wind carried his words across the hilltop, sending them ringing through the air like a death knell. Archer took a step forward, his entire body trembling with unspent aggression. “If the gods had any sense of justice, it would be your grave we’d be sitting at right now, not hers!”

Shanks flinched as if he’d been struck, but Archer didn’t care. He wasn’t going to stop. Not now. Not when there was still so much left unsaid.

His hands curled into fists at his sides, his nails digging into his palms so hard he nearly broke skin. His voice dripped with scorn. “And as much as I’d love to be the one to punish you for this, I don’t have to. The punishment’s already been delivered.” Archer took another step forward, his presence towering over the red-haired captain. “Because for the rest of your life, you’ll have to live with the fact that your actions—or lack thereof—got a girl killed. A girl who loved you like a father.”

Shanks swallowed hard, his expression unreadable.

Archer leaned in, his voice dropping to a venomous whisper. “I hope that knowledge haunts you forever.”

Shanks finally let out a shaky breath. He bowed his head slightly, nodding as a whisper left his lips.

“…You’re right.”

Archer stared at him for a long moment, searching for something—anything—in his face. He found nothing but grief and acceptance. But it didn’t matter. It wouldn’t bring Uta back.

Without another word, Archer turned on his heel and walked away, Rosinante silently following beside him. The air was thick with something heavy, something unspoken, but Archer refused to dwell on it. Not now. Not when his blood still burned.

But as they descended the hill, Archer suddenly smirked, throwing a glance over his shoulder. “Oh, and Shanks?”

Shanks looked up, brow furrowed in confusion.

“Tell Beckman and Yasopp to lower their guns.” Archer’s smirk widened, his golden eyes gleaming with something sharp. “They’d hit the ground before their fingers even brushed the trigger.”

Shanks’ eyes went wide. His gaze snapped toward the tree line, toward his hidden crewmates.

“You knew?” he breathed.

Archer chuckled darkly. “You’re not the only one who came prepared,” he said smoothly. “And let’s be real, my people have more kills under their belt than your entire crew combined.”

Shanks’ jaw tensed.

Slowly, he nodded.

 

When Archer and Rosinante stepped onto the beach, all eyes turned to them. The Straw Hats and the Heart Pirates were staring—wide-eyed, stunned into silence. Every single one of them had heard him yelling at Shanks. Every single one of them had heard the accusations, the anger, the grief. And even though there were words left unspoken, the weight of them still lingered in the air.

Archer exhaled slowly before locking eyes with Ace. His son held his gaze for only a second before nodding in understanding. Without hesitation, Ace raised his hand, sending a towering column of fire into the sky. 

Less than a minute later, two familiar figures emerged from the treeline.

Raya and Timble strolled onto the beach, grinning like a pair of smug bastards who had just gotten away with something terrible.

Rosinante narrowed his eyes. “Did you two kill anyone?” His voice was tired, wary, like he already knew the answer but hoped—prayed—it wasn’t the worst-case scenario.

Raya shook her head innocently. “Nope.” Then she raised her hands, revealing two thick wallets stuffed with cash.

Archer quirked an eyebrow.

Timble, still grinning, held up a finger. “Technically, we didn’t kill anyone. But while you were, uh… having your conversation with Shanks, we snuck up behind Beckman and Yasopp and… well…” He gestured to the wallets. “Figured we deserved a little payment for our trouble.”

Rosinante let out a long, suffering sigh and rubbed his face with both hands. “I am so tired.”

Archer, on the other hand, burst out laughing. “Oh, that’s good,” he wheezed, shaking his head. “That’s real good.”

Grinning, Raya turned and tossed one of the wallets to Usopp. The sniper caught it instinctively, frowning in confusion. “What’s this?”

Raya smirked. “Backpay child support from your deadbeat dad.”

The beach erupted into laughter. Even Usopp let out a startled chuckle, shaking his head in disbelief as he flipped open the wallet. “Damn,” he muttered. “I should’ve charged interest.”

Zoro snorted. “You could probably fund a whole damn fleet if you did.”

Archer’s laughter faded, but amusement still danced in his eyes. It felt good—a break in the tension that had settled over the crew like a thick fog. For the first time in hours, he didn’t feel like his chest was about to cave in under the weight of his own fury.

Law, ever the practical one, crossed his arms and spoke up. “We should find an island. We need to talk more. And relax.”

Archer exhaled sharply, considering.

Then he nodded. “Sounds like a plan.”

With that, they all turned back toward their ships, leaving the beach—and Shanks—behind.

 

The sea stretched endlessly before them, dark and endless beneath the night sky. Archer stood near the ship’s railing, staring out over the water, lost in his thoughts. 

He had said a lot back there. More than he had planned. More than he had meant to. But had it been enough? Or had he gone too far?

He felt the familiar presence of his husband before Rosinante even spoke. The warmth at his back, the slight shift in the deck as Rosi leaned against the rail beside him. For a moment, neither of them said anything. Just the ocean, the wind, and the lingering echoes of everything that had been unleashed on that hill.

Then, finally, Archer broke the silence. “Was I too hard on him?” His voice was rougher than he expected. “Should I have reined myself in?”

A gentle hand touched his shoulder, firm but grounding. “You?” Rosinante huffed out a quiet laugh. “Reining in your temper? That’s a lost cause.”

Archer snorted, but it lacked any real amusement.

Rosi sighed, shifting slightly so they stood shoulder to shoulder. “But no. You weren’t too hard on him.” His voice was steady, certain. “He needed to hear it. He needed to know that there are consequences. That you can’t just use people, toss them aside, and weave them into secret plans without caring what happens to them.”

Archer nodded slowly, the tension in his shoulders easing just a fraction. He leaned back, resting his head against Rosinante’s chest. The steady rise and fall of Rosi’s breathing was familiar, something solid in the middle of everything.

“He admitted I was right.” Archer’s voice was quieter now, almost bitter. “Not that it changes anything. Not that it fixes anything.”

“No,” Rosinante agreed, his hand tracing soothing circles against Archer’s back. “But at least he knows. And maybe, just maybe, he’ll carry that weight the way he should.”

Archer exhaled heavily. The truth was, Shanks would never hurt the way Uta had. He would never feel the abandonment, the pain, the betrayal. But if there was any justice in the world, then at the very least, he would remember.

“I meant what I said,” Archer murmured. “If the gods were fair, we’d be sitting at his grave, not hers.”

Rosinante didn’t argue.

 

The island came into view just as the sun dipped lower in the sky, golden light spilling across the water. It wasn’t big—just a quiet stretch of land nestled in the waves, dense with green and edged with a small port town. Not even a day’s journey from where they had confronted Shanks. That was good. They needed a place to rest, to breathe.

What wasn’t good was the weird vibe Archer was getting from Ace.

The brat was restless, shifting from foot to foot as they prepared to make landfall. His usual easy grin was strained, his eyes darting around like he was building up the nerve for something. Archer sighed. He didn’t really want to know what was eating at Ace—he had enough on his plate as it was—but, unfortunately, being a dad meant dealing with this kind of crap.

So, as they stepped onto solid ground, Archer caught Ace by the shoulder. “Alright, brat. Spill it. What’s got you looking like someone kicked your puppy?”

Ace flinched, then rubbed the back of his head. “Uh… I kinda need your help with something.”

Archer narrowed his eyes. “If it's about a body, burn it.”

Ace groaned. “No! Gods, Dad.” He took a deep breath, then muttered, “I need help telling Pudding that I’m gay and that Sanji’s my boyfriend.”

Archer blinked. Then blinked again. Of all the things he expected…

He raised a brow. “You’re a grown man. Fix your own damn love problems.”

Ace scowled. “Come on, just—”

“Nope.” Archer crossed his arms. “What’s next? You want me to wipe your ass for you? Maybe find you a binky?”

Ace shot him a glare that could’ve set the ship on fire. “You’re no help at all.”

Archer snorted. “Did Pudding not see you two making out on the beach earlier?”

Ace shook his head, looking thoroughly miserable. “She was too busy talking to Brook.”

Archer sighed, shaking his head. “Then go ask your papa for help, because you’re not getting it from me.”

As if summoned by fate—or misfortune—Rosinante appeared beside them, tilting his head in confusion. “Ask me what?”

Archer smirked and clapped him on the shoulder. “To wipe Ace’s ass.”

And with that, he strolled off toward Giles, leaving behind a red-faced Ace and a very confused—and slightly terrified—Rosinante.

Gin and Sanji manned the grill with practiced ease, flipping meat and bickering about seasoning. Franky was in his element, hammering away as he built makeshift tables and chairs from whatever materials he had on hand. Meanwhile, Brook played his violin, the haunting melody weaving through the laughter and chatter of pirates.

Despite the energy around him, Archer was content to sit back in the sand, letting the warmth seep into his skin. His bare feet were buried in the grains, and for once, he wasn’t thinking too hard about anything.

That peace lasted all of five seconds before a group of small feet came thundering past him.

“Catch me if you can, Luc!” Tama’s voice rang out, her laughter bright and carefree as she sprinted across the beach.

“I will catch you, just you wait!” Luc huffed.

Chopper, the poor referee in this game of tag, panted as he tried to keep up. “W-Wait! You’re too fast!”

Archer huffed a small chuckle. 

And then, without warning, someone plopped down beside him. Before he could even turn his head, a pair of arms wrapped around him in a tight, bone-crushing hug.

“ARCHER-SENPAI!!!”

Archer stiffened. He recognized that voice.

Sure enough, when he craned his neck, he found himself face-to-face with none other than Bartolomeo, who was currently vibrating with excitement.

“Didn’t realize you were at Elegia,” Archer muttered, prying at the arms locked around him.

Barto finally pulled back, stars practically shining in his eyes. “OF COURSE I WAS, SENPAI! I WOULDN’T MISS A MOMENT TO WITNESS YOUR GLORY!”

Archer barely had time to react before Barto launched into rapid-fire praise.

“The way you yelled at an emperor, a freaking emperor, with no fear! Just laying it all out there! You’re amazing, Senpai! No, scratch that, you’re the most awesome person I KNOW! I mean, who else could stand toe-to-toe with Shanks and—”

Archer groaned, rubbing his face. “You’re giving me a headache.”

“IT’S THE HEADACHE OF GREATNESS, SENPAI!”

Archer clapped Bartolomeo on the shoulder, prying himself free from the overly enthusiastic fanboy. He needed a drink—badly. With a sigh, he got to his feet, stretching out the stiffness in his back before making his way toward the cooler where the beer was stashed. As he walked, his eyes landed on Law, who stood talking to two unfamiliar men.

Curious, Archer cracked open his beer and made his way over.

The moment Law spotted him, his expression shifted into something smug. Before Archer could even take a sip, Law grabbed his arm and pulled him into the conversation.

“Dad,” Law said smoothly, “these two are Dion and Wren—new members of the Heart Pirates. I freed them from a Marine prison.”

Archer tilted his head, taking a moment to look the two men over. Dion was a tall, wiry man with dark hair, a scar running across his cheek, and a hesitant but friendly expression. Wren, on the other hand, was shorter, broad-shouldered, and looked like he’d been through hell and back. Both of them carried themselves like men who weren’t used to freedom yet, as if expecting someone to tell them it had all been a mistake.

Archer could also see something else in their eyes—unease. He knew why.

With a slow grin, he held out his hand. “Welcome boys.”

Dion and Wren hesitated for only a second before shaking his hand. Wren swallowed visibly, as if he couldn’t believe he was standing in front of the Golden Terror. Archer had seen that look before—the look of a man who had heard too many stories and now didn’t know what was fact and what was exaggeration.

Dion nudged Wren in the ribs. “Relax,” he muttered. “He’s just a man.”

Wren gave him a look that very much said, Yeah, and the sea is just water.

Archer chuckled, letting them off the hook. “You’re in good hands with Law.” He took a long sip of his beer before smirking. 

Dion and Wren gave nervous laughs.

Law rolled his eyes but smiled. “Speaking of my crew, dad, what exactly did you and papa teach Ikkaku? Because she’s terrifying now.”

Archer barked out a laugh. “A few months with Raya does that to a person.”

Law groaned, rubbing his face. “That explains way too much.”

Shaking his head, Archer left Law to deal with his new recruits and made his way to Luffy, who was sitting by the fire, poking at the flames with a stick. He looked lost in thought, which wasn’t something Archer was used to seeing on him.

Lowering himself onto the sand beside his son, Archer nudged him. “You good, kid?”

Luffy turned to him, blinking as if surprised by the question. Then, without a word, he wrapped his arms around Archer in a tight hug.

Archer sighed, hugging him back. “You wanna talk about Uta?”

Luffy was quiet for a long moment before he mumbled, “I’ll be alright.”

Archer squeezed the back of his head lightly before letting him go. “You let me know if you change your mind.”

Luffy nodded, giving him a small but genuine smile.

As Archer stood up, Raya passed by, clearly on her way to get another drink. Quick as lightning, Archer reached out and grabbed her arm, stopping her mid-step.

She blinked at him. “What?”

Grinning, he leaned in slightly. “Your bet on Ace, Sanji, and Pudding will be settled tonight. If you want more people in on it, you’d better hurry.”

Raya’s eyes lit up with excitement. “Oh, hell yes.”

She turned on her heel and bolted toward the others, already shouting about last-minute wagers.

Archer chuckled, taking another swig of his beer.

Later, Archer tugged the blanket over Zoro and Luc, Tama and Chopper, who had all managed to fall asleep haphazardly on the swordsman. He chuckled softly, his mind buzzing from the events of the evening.  

Just as he was about to settle in for some rest, he heard it—a loud, unmistakable voice.

“Wait, you’re gay?” Pudding yelled, her voice nearly a shriek. “And together with him?!”

Archer’s stomach dropped. He didn’t even need to look up to know exactly what was coming. In that moment, a sickeningly familiar certainty washed over him: shit was about to hit the fan.

With a sigh, Archer slowly turned his head toward the commotion. Pudding was standing there, pointing at Ace and Sanji, tears streaming down her face, her expression a twisted mix of confusion and heartbreak. Sanji, for his part, looked utterly lost. Archer couldn’t help but roll his eyes.

"Of course..." he muttered under his breath, feeling a headache forming.

Ace and Sanji exchanged a quick glance, then Ace, with his usual bluntness, started explaining. “We’ve been together for years, Pudding. Before all of this—before Whole Cake Island.”

Archer couldn’t help but snort. The look on Pudding’s face—her mouth hanging open, eyes wide—was something to behold. She was clearly struggling to process what Ace had just said. But it was the next question that made Archer nearly choke on his own laughter.

“Is that why you wouldn’t marry me?” Pudding’s voice wavered, desperate.

Sanji, looking uncomfortable but still honest as ever, nodded. “Yeah, that’s why.”

Pudding’s face crumpled, and she turned her wide-eyed gaze toward Sanji, Archer glanced toward Katakuri. Archer locked eyes with him, silently signaling to be ready for whatever was about to unfold.

Pudding’s reaction was explosive. She started pointing at Ace and Sanji with trembling hands, as if accusing them of some grand betrayal, but before things could escalate further, Katakuri surged forward with Gin by his side, he grabbed Pudding firmly by the arms, dragging her toward the Silence.

Archer watched the scene play out, a mix of relief and irritation simmering within him. He let out a deep breath, glancing around at the rest of the crews, who had all gone silent in the aftermath of the drama. The tension in the air hung thick, but it was quickly shattered by Raya, who stood up from her seat with a grin so wide it could’ve split her face.

“Well, that’s it!” she announced proudly, her voice carrying across the group. “The bet is now closed! And the winner of the 15 million berries is none other than... Rosinante!”

Everyone erupted into applause, except for Archer, Ace, and Sanji. Archer’s jaw dropped, a mix of disbelief and amusement flooding him. Rosinante stood there, grinning like the cat who’d swallowed the canary, looking every bit as proud of himself as ever.

Archer couldn’t help it. He laughed—a full, unapologetic laugh. “You made a bet... on the drama in our sons’ and son-in-law’s love life?”

Rosinante smirked, unbothered by the attention. “Yeah, I did. And Zeff was in on it too.” His grin grew wider. “I’d say it paid off.”

Archer just shook his head in disbelief, still chuckling. “You're a terrible dad, you know that, right?” he teased, his voice still full of amusement.

Ace, not finding any of this funny, yelled from across the fire, “What the fuck, Papa? Really?!”

Rosinante shrugged casually. “What can I say? It was a good bet.”

Archer raised an eyebrow at his husband. “I don’t know what’s worse—that you actually placed the bet or that you dragged Zeff into it with you.”

Rosinante only laughed, clearly enjoying himself. The moment of levity didn’t last long, though. Without warning, Rosinante swung Archer over his shoulder in a smooth, practiced move that left Archer gasping for air.

“C’mon, love,” Rosinante said, his tone teasing. “I'll buy you something pretty”

Archer grinned despite himself. “You’re a menace,” he said, his voice light. “But I’ll let you off the hook this time.”

 

 

 

 

Chapter 115: Flower prince

Summary:

Club
Jumping
Bring it on
Coup de boo
Fix it
Shirts
Nami
Sorry Law

Notes:

A Funny one!

Please remember to leave a comment and a kudos!

Chapter Text

Rosinante carried Archer into their cabin, his steps steady despite the laughter still shaking through his husband’s body. Archer, completely unbothered by being hauled around like a sack of potatoes, was too amused by the fact that Rosinante had actually won the bet.

The second his feet hit the floor, Archer sauntered over to the desk, plopping down onto the chair with a lazy sort of grace. He crossed one leg over the other and folded his hands neatly in his lap. Then, raising an eyebrow, he gave Rosinante the look.

Rosinante, standing by the door, immediately started shuffling his feet like a guilty child caught red-handed. His eyes darted around the room, searching for a way out of this conversation. Unfortunately for him, Archer wasn’t about to budge.

Sighing, Rosinante ran a hand through his blond hair and mumbled, “I knew Ace was slow on the uptake, alright? And I knew it was only a matter of time before shit hit the fan.” He rubbed the back of his neck. “So… I called Zeff.”

Archer blinked. “You called Zeff?”

Rosinante cleared his throat and continued before Archer could cut in. “Yeah. I told him about Pudding’s crush on Ace and how she had no idea Ace was with Sanji—or even that he was gay, for that matter.” He huffed, as if that part alone had been exhausting to witness. “Zeff just laughed. Told me to leave the brats alone with their own problems.”

Archer’s smirk widened. “Just like I told Ace.”

Rosinante shot him a glare before sighing again. “Yeah, yeah. But then I mentioned that Raya had a bet going, and the old bastard decided he wanted in. Told me to place a bet for him.”

There was a long pause. Archer just stared at his husband, mouth slightly open, eyes wide with disbelief. Rosinante could practically see the moment Archer’s brain processed what he’d just heard.

And then—

Archer threw his head back and burst into laughter.

“The Old Geezers Club strikes again!” he cackled, gripping the edge of the desk as his whole body shook. “Next time, you should invite Katakuri and Sengoku to join in. Make it a full house.”

Rosinante groaned, rubbing his temples. “I am not old.”

Archer grinned like a devil. “No no, not at all.”

Rosinante narrowed his eyes, watching as Archer gracefully pushed himself up from the chair and closed the distance between them. He looked up at his taller husband, eyes gleaming with mischief.

“So,” Archer mused, running a slow hand up Rosinante’s chest. “Since you’re almost an old geezer now…” He tilted his head, smirking. “Think you can still fuck me properly?”

Rosinante growled low in his throat, his hands already grabbing Archer’s waist.

Instead of answering, he leaned down and bit Archer on the shoulder—firm enough to make Archer gasp.

Muttering against his skin, Rosinante asked, “How hard do you want it?”

Archer moaned, tilting his head back. “I want everything you’ve got.”

Rosinante smirked. “You’re gonna regret saying that, love.”

Archer just grinned. “Doubt it.”

Without a word, Rosinante gripped Archer’s shirt, tearing it open with a sharp tug. Buttons scattered across the floor, and the fabric fell away, revealing Archer’s scarred chest. Rosinante traced the lines of old wounds with his fingers, his touch firm but not gentle.

“So beautiful,” Rosinante murmured, his breath warm against Archer’s skin. “And so mine.”

Before Archer could respond, Rosinante’s lips crashed down on his, the kiss hungry and demanding.

Archer gasped, his hands instinctively reaching up to grip Rosinante’s shoulders, but Rosinante batted them away, pinning Archer’s wrists above his head with one large hand. Archer whimpered, his body arching into the touch, but Rosinante held him down, his dominance absolute.

“Not tonight,” Rosinante growled, his lips brushing Archer’s ear.

Archer’s breath hitched as Rosinante’s mouth trailed down his chest, kissing, licking, and biting with a ferocity that left Archer trembling.

Rosinante’s beard scraped against Archer’s skin, adding a rough edge to the pleasure. Archer squirmed, but Rosinante’s grip on his wrists was unyielding, holding him firmly in place.

“Easy,” Rosinante chided, his voice low and commanding. “This isn’t a dance, love. This is a conquest.”

Archer’s cheeks flushed, his body already throbbing with need. Rosinante’s lips moved lower, his tongue tracing the line of Archer’s abs before dipping into the waistband of his trousers.

Archer groaned as Rosinante pulled the fabric down, baring him completely. The cool air of the cabin kissed his exposed skin, but it was nothing compared to the heat of Rosinante’s mouth as it closed around his cock.

Archer’s head fell back against the pillow, his hands fisting in the bedsheets. Rosinante’s lips were firm, his tongue swirling expertly, and his throat working Archer’s length with a rhythm that was both relentless and intoxicating.

Archer moaned, his hips bucking weakly, but Rosinante’s hand pressed down on his stomach, holding him still.

“Not yet,” Rosinante murmured, his voice muffled by his mouthful. “Not until I say.”

Archer’s breath came in ragged gasps as Rosinante released him with a wet pop, his lips swollen and glistening. Rosinante’s eyes were dark with desire as he stood, his own trousers tight with evidence of his arousal. He gripped Archer’s ankles, pulling him roughly to the edge of the bed. Archer’s legs dangled over the side, his ass exposed and vulnerable.

“Turn over,” Rosinante commanded, his voice brooking no argument.

Archer obeyed, his heart pounding as he flipped onto his stomach.

The mattress creaked beneath him, and he felt Rosinante’s hands on his hips, spreading his legs wide. Archer’s breath caught as he realized what was coming. He was completely at Rosinante’s mercy, and the thought sent a shiver of anticipation down his spine.

Rosinante’s fingers traced the curve of Archer’s ass, teasing the entrance before pressing inside. Archer gasped, his body clenching around the intrusion. Rosinante’s touch was rough, his fingers stretching Archer open without hesitation.

Archer whimpered, his forehead pressing into the pillow as Rosinante prepped him with a thoroughness that left him trembling.

“Ready?” Rosinante asked, his voice a low rumble.

Archer nodded, his voice too hoarse to form words.

Before he could process what was happening, Rosinante gripped both of Archer’s wrists with one hand, holding them firmly behind his back. Archer felt Rosinante’s cock press against him, thick and insistent, before it slid inside with a single, brutal thrust. Archer screamed, his body arching off the bed as Rosinante used his hold on Archer’s arms for leverage, driving into him with a force that slammed the bed against the wall.

The wooden headboard creaked under the pressure, but Rosinante didn’t relent. His other hand gripped the headboard, anchoring him as he pounded into Archer with savage intensity.

Each thrust was a collision of flesh and wood, the bed shaking with the force of their fucking. Archer’s screams filled the cabin, his body stretched to its limits as Rosinante fucked him with a ferocity that bordered on violence.

“Harder,” Archer stammered, his voice broken. “Please, harder.”

Rosinante obliged, his thrusts becoming even more brutal. Archer’s first orgasm ripped through him, his cock spilling over the sheets as his body convulsed.

Rosinante growled, his grip on Archer’s wrists tightening as he drove into him with renewed fervor. Archer’s cries mingled with the sound of the bedframe groaning under the strain, the headboard cracking as Rosinante’s thrusts became more desperate.

“Cum for me,” Rosinante snarled, his voice raw with need. “Cum on my cock once more.”

Archer’s body obeyed, a second orgasm wracking him as Rosinante’s own release followed, his seed spilling deep inside Archer with a roar that echoed through the cabin.

Their cries were cut short by a sharp snap as the headboard gave way, the bed collapsing beneath them.

For a moment, there was silence, broken only by their ragged breathing. Archer lay on his stomach, his ass still clenched around Rosinante’s softening cock, as Rosinante’s weight pressed him into the mattress on the floor. The room was a mess—the bedframe broken, the headboard splintered, and the sheets tangled around them.

Rosinante rolled off Archer, his chest heaving as he pulled him into his arms. Archer rested his head on Rosinante’s shoulder, his body still trembling from the intensity of their sex.

“Worth it,” Archer murmured, a lazy smile spreading across his face.

Rosinante chuckled, his hand stroking Archer’s hair. “Always.”

Archer lay sprawled on the mattress, propped up on one elbow, his golden eyes gleaming with amusement. Around them, the shattered remains of their bedframe and headboard lay in absolute ruin.

Beside him, Rosinante looked entirely too pleased with himself, his broad chest rising and falling as he caught his breath. His face was flushed, his blond hair a complete mess, and he was grinning like he’d just won a prize. Which, in his mind, he probably had.

Archer let his gaze drag over the destruction before smirking at his husband. “Good thing you won that bet.” he drawled, nudging Rosinante’s side with his knee. “Because we’re gonna need a new bed tomorrow.”

At that, Rosinante threw his head back and laughed, loud and full of pride. “We fucked so hard the bed broke,” he said, grinning. “That’s—”

Before he could finish, the door slammed open.

Archer barely had a second to yank the sheets up over their very naked, very used bodies before a stampede of voices filled the room.

“Are you guys okay?!”

“We heard banging all the way from outside!”

Law. Ace. Luffy. And, of course, right behind them, Luc and Tama.

Archer groaned, shooting Rosinante a look as their sons stood frozen in the doorway, eyes scanning the room. And, really, what a sight they had walked into—both their dads on the floor, covered only by a poorly draped sheet, surrounded by broken furniture. Hickeys littered Archer’s skin, and Rosinante looked far too smug for anyone’s comfort.

The color drained from the boys’ faces at once.

Ace was the first to react. He let out a strangled noise and immediately spun around, shoving his hands over the girls’ eyes. “Nope! Nope, nope, nope—out! Out, out, out!”

Luc and Tama yelped as Ace practically shoved them back out into the hallway, slamming the door behind them.

For a moment, Law and Luffy just stood there, horrified.

Then, slowly, they turned to look at each other.

Law swallowed. Luffy blinked.

Then, in unspoken agreement, they bolted.

The door slammed behind them as they fled, their footsteps echoing down the hall.

Silence fell over the cabin.

And then—

Archer and Rosinante burst into laughter.

Deep, uncontrollable laughter that shook through both of them, leaving them breathless all over again.

Rosinante wiped at his eyes, still grinning. “We are terrible parents.”

Archer smirked. “Still worth it.”

Rosinante leaned in, pressing a slow, lazy kiss to Archer’s lips. “Completely.”

 

The morning sun shone brightly over the beach as the three crews gathered, deciding how to spend the day. Seagulls squawked overhead, waves lapped at the shore, and—unlike usual—there was a distinct lack of conversation from their kids.

As Archer and Rosinante strolled toward the group, every single one of their children looked away, suddenly very interested in the sand, the sky, or anything that wasn’t their parents. Even Luc and Tama, who were normally the most eager to greet them, avoided eye contact.

And then there was Raya.

She stood with her arms crossed, her whole body trembling—not with rage, but with barely contained amusement. Her eyes practically sparkled with mischief, her mouth twitching like she was dying to say something.

When she finally spoke, her smirk was wide and unapologetic.

“Oh, there you are,” she drawled dramatically, throwing out her arms. “Oh, mighty breakers of beds!

The second the words left her mouth, Archer saw Ace slap a hand over his face, while Sanji let out a long-suffering sigh. Law just crossed his arms, refusing to engage.

Archer arched an eyebrow, lips twitching, ready to fire back—

But before he could, Luc stomped her foot, pointing accusingly at both of them.

“That’s not fair!” she huffed, puffing out her little cheeks. “You always tell me and Tama not to jump on the bed—but you two got to do it all night!”

The whole beach went dead silent.

Rosinante turned his head, slow and deliberate, to stare at Ace, who was suddenly looking anywhere but at them.

“…You told them we were jumping on the bed?” Rosinante asked flatly.

Ace sighed and shrugged, rubbing the back of his head. “Look,” he muttered, “I had to tell them something. If it had been Law, he’d have found anatomical diagrams to explain it to them. So, yeah. You were jumping on the bed.”

Archer barked out a laugh, shaking his head before turning back to Raya, who was still grinning like a cat with cream. He smirked, tilting his head.

“What’s the matter, Raya?” he asked, voice laced with mock sympathy. “You jealous that Rosinante and I are just that good at ‘jumping’ on the bed?” He tapped his chin thoughtfully. “I mean, I’ve never once heard about you and Penguin breaking a bed before—guess you’re just not as skilled at jumping as we are.”

Raya’s smirk vanished.

Penguin choked on his drink, face going beet red. The rest of the crews burst into laughter, while Luc—still caught up in her own grievance—crossed her arms and huffed, “It’s still not fair.”

Then, suddenly—

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!” Raya shrieked, lunging at Archer like an enraged sea king.

Archer yelped and bolted, laughing as he sprinted down the beach. “I said what I said!” he called back over his shoulder. “And until you and Penguin break a bed, I stand by it!”

I AM THE QUEEN OF BED JUMPING, YOU BASTARD!

As the chase continued, the rest of the crew stood back, watching with varying degrees of amusement, horror, and exhaustion.

10 minuts later Robin sighed, looking down at the tangled mess of limbs and curses that was Archer and Raya, still grappling like a couple of wild animals. With a calm flick of her wrist, hands sprouted from the sand, effortlessly yanking them apart. Archer let out an undignified squawk as he was lifted into the air, arms pinned to his sides, while Raya let out a shriek of frustration, kicking at the air.

“Unhand me, you traitorous librarian!” Raya howled.

Robin merely smiled. “You’ll both live.”

Archer huffed, slumping against the arms carrying him back. “You could have just let us finish.”

“Unlikely,” Robin replied smoothly, depositing them both on opposite sides of the group.

Before Raya could lunge again, Law stepped forward, arms crossed, clearly ready to restore some order. “Anyway,” he said pointedly, waiting until all eyes were on him. “What does everyone want to do today?”

That finally got the group back on track. After some back-and-forth, it was decided that most of them would head into town—some to shop, others just to look around. Only a handful opted to stay behind: Katakuri and Pudding, who had their own family matters to deal with, and Zoro and Jean Bart, neither of whom had much interest in wandering through a town unless there was a barfight involved.

Meanwhile, Franky had appointed himself the third wheel to Archer and Rosinante’s mission to buy a new bed. Not that either of them minded—though his reasoning was… typical.

“No way in hell you’re gonna find a bed in any store better than one I can build myself!” Franky declared, striking a ridiculous pose. “So! If we don’t find one that meets your very specific needs, I’ll make you one instead! Super bed! Guaranteed to last through any activity!”

Rosinante coughed, looking vaguely embarrassed. Archer just smirked, amused.

“We do have some specific requirements,” Archer admitted, elbowing his husband. “Though, I don’t know… Franky Custom™ sounds promising.”

Rosinante pinched the bridge of his nose. “Let’s just… see what’s in town first.”

With that settled, the group began making their way toward town—only for Rosinante to reach out, snagging Ace and Sanji by the backs of their collars before they could escape.

“Before dinner,” he said firmly, looking between them, “we’re meeting with Pudding and Katakuri to clear up last night’s misunderstanding.”

Sanji groaned, rubbing his temples. “Great.”

Ace let his head fall back with a dramatic groan. “I was happily trying to forget about that.”

Archer felt the same. He groaned, rubbing at his face. “Ugh, why did you have to remind me?”

Rosinante raised an eyebrow. “Because we’re adults?”

Archer scowled. “I am selectively childish.”

Rosinante just rolled his eyes, dragging them along as they all headed into town.

 

The town was buzzing with excitement, the streets filled with vendors setting up for the flower festival that would take place later that evening. The mayor himself had extended an invitation to all of them, which Archer was actually looking forward to. It wasn’t every day they got to enjoy a festival without something catching on fire or someone starting a brawl—though, with this group, he wasn’t holding his breath.

However, before they could enjoy the festivities, there was business to attend to.

The great bed hunt.

And, unfortunately, it was a complete bust.

No bed in any store met their very specific requirements. Some were too flimsy, others too small, and one particularly ugly one nearly got set on fire when Archer and Rosinante locked eyes in mutual disgust.

Franky, of course, was thrilled by their failure.

“I told you!” he declared, striking a ridiculous pose. “No bed in these weak-ass stores could ever handle the sheer power of you two! But don’t worry, my friends—I’ve got this! You buy the mattress, and I’ll build you the strongest, sturdiest, most super bed the world has ever seen!”

Archer snorted, folding his arms. “You sure about that? We have a… history of breaking furniture.”

Franky grinned, unfazed. “Nothing I build will break under pressure! Just watch!”

Satisfied, Archer and Rosinante agreed, purchasing a mattress before handing it over to Franky, who looked far too pleased with himself. Then, just as they were about to ask how he planned to carry it—

Franky struck another pose, shouting, “COUP DE BOO!”

And then he farted.

And then he flew away.

With their mattress.

Archer stood there, mouth slightly open, absolutely dumbfounded.

What. The. Fuck.

He turned slowly, looking at Rosinante, only to find his husband wearing the exact same expression of sheer disbelief.

“What,” Archer finally said, “the fuck just happened?”

Rosinante blinked, then shook his head as if trying to clear it. “I… I think we just witnessed Franky weaponize his own bodily functions?”

Archer exhaled, rubbing his temples. “We know some fucking weird people.”

“Yeah.”

There was a long pause. Then, without another word, Rosinante grabbed Archer’s wrist and dragged him toward the nearest bar.

“We need beer.”

They sat down at a small, dimly lit tavern, both of them still processing what had just happened. The bartender barely had time to place their drinks on the table before Archer let out a sudden, uncontrollable laugh.

Rosinante, exasperated but amused, took a long sip of his beer. “I really hate that that’s normal for us.”

Archer wiped at his eyes. “I love that that’s normal for us.”

Rosinante shook his head but didn’t argue. Instead, his expression grew more serious as he set his drink down. “We should talk about the Ace-Sanji-Pudding thing.”

Archer sighed, rolling his neck before draining the rest of his beer. He hated dealing with crew drama, but Rosinante was right—they couldn’t just ignore it.

“We’ll get them all together,” Archer said, setting his mug down. “Talk it out, see if we can figure something out. If that doesn’t work…” He shrugged. “I have no fucking clue.”

Rosinante groaned, rubbing his face. “Great.”

“Yeah.”

They both sat there for a moment before Archer waved the bartender over for another round. If they were going to deal with this mess, they were going to need a lot more beer.

 

There were at least three things Archer would rather be doing than sitting here, about to mediate a love drama that he had no business being involved in.

  1. Getting yelled at by his mother.
  2. Folding laundry.
  3. Doing paperwork.

And yet, here he was.

At the head of the table, he and Rosinante sat like two unfortunate souls awaiting execution. On one side, Katakuri, Brulee, and Pudding. On the other, Ace and Sanji. Archer had no idea how to begin this ridiculous meeting, so he turned to Rosinante with a silent plea: You insisted on this. You deal with it.

But before Rosinante could open his mouth, Katakuri nudged Pudding gently. She took a deep breath and, in a small voice, said, “I’m sorry.”

That alone caught Archer off guard.

“I didn’t mean to react like that,” Pudding continued, looking at Ace and Sanji. “And I shouldn’t have yelled at you. It’s just… after Ace saved me, I developed a crush on him. I didn’t know he was, um… gay. Or with Sanji.” She winced. “Raya actually told me back on Cacao Island that Sanji was in love with someone, but I didn’t put the pieces together until yesterday. I—I really hope you can forgive me.”

Ace and Sanji exchanged a look before smiling at her.

“There’s nothing to forgive,” Ace said warmly. “Really.”

Sanji nodded. “We just hope we can still be friends?”

Pudding blinked, then let out a soft laugh. “Yes, please.”

Archer exhaled, standing up and stretching his arms. “Well, that was easier than expected. I’m proud of you all for handling this like adults.” He smirked. “Now, don’t forget the festival’s in a few hours.”

With that, the group began to disperse, only to immediately run into Raya, Nami, Ikkaku, Vivi, and Robin.

“There you are!” Nami said, hands on her hips. She gestured to Pudding and Brulee. “Come on, girls. We’re all getting ready together.”

Before Pudding or Brulee could protest, they were whisked away. Then Nami turned her gaze toward Archer, Rosinante, Katakuri, Ace, and Sanji.

“As for you lot,” she said, a dangerous glint in her eye, “we left outfits in your rooms. You will wear them. And if any of you show up to the festival in something else, you each owe me twenty million berries.”

Archer gulped. So did the others.

Without another word, they all turned and made a beeline for their cabins, eager to see what fresh hell awaited them.

When Archer stepped into his room, the first thing he noticed was their new bed—Franky’s handiwork. And damn, it was a beauty. Sturdy and unbreakable if Franky’s boasts were to be believed.

But then his eyes landed on what was neatly folded on top of it.

Two shirts.

One blood-red with blue flowers—his.

The other deep blue with red flowers—Rosinante’s.

Archer groaned. “Fuck.”

Knowing there was no way out of it, Archer and Rosinante begrudgingly pulled on the shirts Nami had left for them. Their only solace was the fact that every man had been subjected to her fashion dictatorship, each sporting their own floral abominations. Misery, as always, loved company.

As they stepped out onto the deck, Archer had to admit—begrudgingly, of course—that all the women looked stunning in their flower-patterned dresses. The most adorable, however, were Luc and Tama, who twirled around excitedly in their tiny outfits.

“…How the hell did Nami get Luc into a dress?” Archer muttered under his breath.

Rosinante snorted. “Fear, probably.”

They walked together toward the festival, where the air was thick with the scent of flowers. Colorful petals floated through the sky as people danced through the streets, their laughter and music blending into the warm night. An elderly woman greeted them near the entrance, explaining that later in the evening, a Flower Prince and Flower Princess would be crowned. But first, there was to be a flower crown weaving competition. Whoever received a crown would automatically be entered as a candidate for the title.

Rosinante turned to Archer with a teasing smirk. “So, my dear husband, are you aiming to be crowned the Flower Prince? You are quite beautiful, after all.”

Archer rolled his eyes but smiled, leaning in slightly. “I don’t need to be crowned a prince by some festival, Rosi. You and I? We’re already kings.”

Rosinante barked out a laugh. “You sap.”

Archer winked.

An hour later, Archer found himself being physically dragged to a weaving table by Nami and Raya.

“Archer,” Nami said sweetly—the dangerous kind of sweet, the one that meant do what I say, or else—“you’re the only one here who actually knows how to make a proper flower crown, and I need to win. So, be a dear and make me the most beautiful one ever, won’t you?”

Archer sighed dramatically. “I don’t have much of a choice, do I?”

“Nope!” Raya grinned.

Grumbling, he sat between a group of local women, who all gave him weird looks. Frowning, he asked, “What?”

One of them, braver than the rest, hesitated before asking, “We’ve never had a man join the weaving table before.”

Grinning, Archer shrugged. “I had a sister once, and now I’ve got two little girls. It’s a useful skill.”

Another woman, clearly emboldened, asked with a coy smile, “You’re quite handsome. Are you entering for Flower Prince?”

Archer laughed. “No, thanks. I’m just helping out a friend of my son’s.”

That piqued their interest. “Your son?”

“Four of them,” Archer said, his smile softening. “One isn’t here, though.” His voice dropped slightly at the mention of Sabo. He quickly moved on. “And two little girls.”

The women gushed over how young he looked and how sweet it was that he was so involved in their lives. Then came the inevitable question.

“And your wife?”

Archer smirked and pointed toward Rosinante, who was deep in conversation with Gin and Giles. “No wife. But that’s my husband right there.”

The group gasped, then started giggling amongst themselves. “Oh, you’re very lucky. He’s quite the catch! And you two match so well—such handsome men.”

Archer chuckled. “Thanks.”

Before he knew it, he had finished a beautiful flower crown, woven with red and white roses. He stood just as the announcer called for contestants to step forward, donning their crowns.

Archer turned to find Nami, but she was nowhere in sight. Just as he frowned, someone bumped into him from behind, and he stumbled forward.

The crown slipped from his fingers—

—And landed perfectly on Law’s head.

Law froze, wide-eyed, staring at Archer with the expression of a man who had just been betrayed by fate itself.

Before Archer could react, a group of excited women swarmed Law, cooing over him as they dragged him toward the stage.

Rosinante appeared at Archer’s side, helping him up. “What happened?”

Archer barely contained his laughter. “I lost the crown… and it landed on Law.”

They both turned toward the stage, where a thoroughly miserable Law now stood, red-faced and stiff as a board.

“…So,” Rosinante said, his voice trembling with suppressed laughter. “Our son is now a contender for Flower Prince?”

Archer grinned. “Against his will.”

They watched as Law shot them a murderous glare from the stage, his hands twitching like he was moments away from Room-ing himself the hell out of there.

Rosinante patted Archer’s back. “Well. This just got very interesting.”

The entire festival square fell into stunned silence as Law stood on the stage, looking every bit like a man facing execution. The Straw Hats, the Heart Pirates, and the Roaring Pirates all gawked, their mouths slightly open, as if their brains had yet to catch up with what had just happened.

On stage, the announcer continued introducing the contestants, listing off names one by one—until they got to Law.

“And our next contestant is—”

“I refuse,” Law stated flatly, arms crossed, face impassive.

The announcer blinked, clearly not expecting such defiance. “Ah… and your name is?”

Silence.

Then, from the crowd, a loud voice cut through.

“IT’S TRAFALGAR D. WATER LAW!” Ikkaku shouted, grinning wildly.

A cheer went up, and Archer had to bite the inside of his cheek to keep from bursting into laughter. Law’s glare shot to Ikkaku, promising a slow and painful revenge, but the damage was already done. The announcer clapped their hands together.

“Wonderful! And now, we begin the voting!”

Men and women armed with small slips of paper and pencils wove through the crowd, distributing ballots to eager festival-goers.

That’s when the real fun started.

Archer shared a look with Rosinante, who was already shaking with barely restrained laughter. Then, one by one, the Straw Hats, Heart Pirates, and Roaring Pirates all turned to each other with the same thought.

It was rare to get an opportunity like this. And they were all, undeniably, assholes.

So, naturally, every single one of them voted for Law.

As the ballots were collected and the votes tallied, a hush fell over the square. Law, who had been standing stiffly, shifted uncomfortably, eyeing the announcer with suspicion. Archer could practically see the moment realization set in.

The announcer beamed.

“And with an overwhelming number of votes, your Flower Prince is—TRAFAAAAALGAR D. WATER LAW!”

For a moment, no one moved.

Then, Law’s eye twitched. His hands clenched into fists at his sides.

And then—

“Pffft—” Rosinante cracked first, his deep laugh echoing through the square. That was all it took. The entire three crews erupted into laughter, howling, clutching their sides, slapping each other on the backs as they cackled at the sheer absurdity of it all.

“Holy shit,” Archer wheezed, wiping a tear from his eye. “This is the best day of my life.”

Law, meanwhile, looked like he wanted to murder someone. Preferably everyone.

The situation only got better when a festival photographer appeared, ready to immortalize the moment. Law scowled furiously with the delicate flower crown placed upon his head, his expression an absolutely lethal mix of humiliation and rage. The photographer snapped the picture, capturing the glorious contrast of soft floral elegance and pure, unfiltered hatred.

Archer and Rosinante lost it all over again.

“Oi, Law,” Luffy called, grinning ear to ear. “You look really pretty!”

Law twitched violently.

Zoro, arms crossed, smirked. “Yeah, definitely suits you.”

Bepo, ever the innocent soul, clapped his paws together. “Captain, you look amazing!”

A strangled noise escaped Law’s throat.

As the festival-goers clapped and cheered, Archer leaned into Rosinante, still laughing. “I am never letting him live this down.”

Rosinante wiped at his eyes, still chuckling. “We should get a copy of that picture.”

“Already planning on it.”

On stage, Law shot them a murderous glare.

This festival just became one of Archer’s favorites.

 

Chapter 116: Moonlight

Summary:

Smile and wave Law!
And now dance!
Sabo and Koala
No dancing for me
Wrap it
Gossip
Thinking
Okay, a little dance then
Fuckers

Chapter Text

Archer couldn’t breathe. He was laughing so hard that he had to clutch onto Rosinante for support, and even then, his legs felt weak. His entire body shook with uncontrollable laughter, and from the way Rosinante was howling beside him, he wasn’t faring much better.

If crowning Law as the Flower Prince had been hilarious, this—this was golden.

Because now, Law wasn’t just Flower Prince in name. No, no. He was currently standing atop a carriage, being paraded through the festival like some kind of fairytale noble.

And he looked furious.

Law stood stiffly, his hands clenched at his sides, expression locked in an impressively deep scowl. Every muscle in his body screamed discomfort, and Archer swore he could see his right eye twitching.

The best part? He wasn’t alone.

Beside him on the carriage, the girl who had been crowned Flower Princess was radiating joy. Dressed in a flowing floral gown, she beamed at the cheering crowd, waving gracefully to the festival-goers.

And poor, poor Law?

She kept elbowing him in the ribs, hissing at him under her breath.

“Wave, you idiot!”

Law let out a slow, long-suffering breath, his grip on his shirt tightening. His eye flicked toward the side, where the three crews stood clapping, yelling, and shamelessly catcalling him.

“Look at our beautiful prince!” Ikkaku cackled.

“Oh, Captain, you’re doing great!” Bepo cheered, clapping his paws together.

“I always knew you had a princely side,” Shachi grinned. “So elegant!”

“Looking good, Law!” Luffy yelled.

“Wave to your subjects, Your Highness!” Sanji added, smirking.

Even Zoro, who usually didn’t involve himself in these kinds of antics, had his arms crossed with a deeply amused smirk.

But Archer? Oh, Archer was having the time of his life.

“Son,” he gasped between fits of laughter. “Smile for the crowd, come on!”

Law’s glare could have turned a man to stone.

“If I die,” Law muttered darkly, still not moving his hand to wave, “you are all getting my curse.”

But before he could continue sulking, his Flower Princess elbowed him again, harder this time.

“Wave!”

Law exhaled sharply through his nose. And then, with all the enthusiasm of a man signing his own death warrant, he lifted his hand and gave a single, stiff wave to the crowd.

The three crews lost it.

Archer was crying from how hard he was laughing, and Rosinante had to wipe at his own eyes, breathless from amusement.

And just when Archer thought it couldn’t possibly get better—

“Oh, Trafalgar-sama!” The announcer’s voice rang through the square. “As tradition dictates, our Flower Prince must open the festival dance with our Flower Princess!”

The color drained from Law’s face.

Archer collapsed against Rosinante, wheezing.

This was, without a doubt, the best mistake he had ever made.

Archer was still clutching his sides, barely able to breathe from laughter when a voice piped up behind him.

“What are you guys laughing about?”

Archer spun around so fast he almost tripped over his own feet. Standing there, dressed in a ridiculously bright green flower shirt, was Sabo, with Koala beside him in a flowing green flower dress.

For a moment, Archer just stared, blinking in disbelief. Then, before his brain could even process it, a wide grin split his face.

“Sabo!”

He and Rosinante lunged forward at the same time, grabbing Sabo in a tight embrace before lifting him clear off the ground. Laughing, they spun him around like he was still a kid.

“Put me down, you lunatics!” Sabo protested, though he was laughing too.

Ignoring him entirely, Archer and Rosinante set him down—only to immediately do the same to Koala. She shrieked, giggling madly as they twirled her around before finally letting her go.

Rosinante beamed. “What are you guys doing here?”

Still breathless from laughter, Sabo grinned. “We wanted to surprise you!” He crossed his arms smugly. “Ace, Brûlée, and I hatched a plan to have Brûlée pick us up so we could join you guys here.”

He then pointed to his obnoxiously bright flower shirt with a suffering sigh. “But before we left, Brûlée insisted we wear these because, apparently, Nami’s on the warpath about the dress code.”

Archer snorted. “Yeah, that tracks.”

Then Sabo’s gaze flicked past them, and his entire body went still.

“What the—” His jaw dropped as his wide eyes locked onto his big brother, who was still standing stiff as a board on the carriage, wearing a yellow flower shirt and a flower crown.

“…What the actual fuck is happening?”

Archer and Rosinante exchanged a mischievous glance before launching into the story—how Archer had accidentally dropped the crown meant for Nami, how it had landed on Law’s head, and how the entire festival had somehow decided that meant he was destined to be the Flower Prince. They told him how their three crews—being the assholes they were—had voted for Law en masse, ensuring his victory.

And now?

In just a few minutes, he had to open the festival dance with the Flower Princess.

By the time they were done explaining, Sabo had collapsed against Koala, gasping for air between peals of laughter.

“I—” he wheezed, wiping at his eyes. “I’m so happy we came!”

Koala, still giggling, nodded in agreement.

Archer grinned, slinging an arm around Rosinante’s shoulders. “So are we. Now all our brats are here.”

Rosinante chuckled, pressing a kiss to Archer’s temple.

Best. Night. Ever.

 

Later that evening, after Law had endured the ultimate humiliation of opening the first dance (his scowl so intense it could have curdled milk), he was now drowning his sorrows in beer as if he’d just been through the worst trauma of his life.

Archer stood back, watching with amusement as Law chugged down another pint, his brothers howling with laughter around him.

“You good there, Flower Prince?” Ace teased, nudging Law’s shoulder.

Law shot him a glare that could have turned a lesser man to dust. “Shut. Up.”

Sabo wiped at his tears from laughing too hard. “I still can’t believe you actually had to dance!”

“Neither can I,” Law muttered darkly before taking another swig of beer.

Luffy, ever the little menace, grinned wide. “You looked funny, Torao!”

“I will kill you.”

Before Archer could enjoy watching Law get tormented further, a small hand suddenly latched onto his.

“Dad, come dance with me!”

Blinking, he looked down to see Tama pouting up at him.

Archer hesitated, glancing around at the festival. Nearly everyone was either drinking, dancing, or both. He didn’t know the first thing about dancing, but when Tama tugged his hand again with an impatient huff, he sighed in defeat.

“Alright, kid, but I’m warning you—I’ve got two left feet.”

Tama grinned and dragged him straight onto the dance floor.

It didn’t take long for Archer to prove his point. His coordination on the battlefield? Flawless. His coordination on a dance floor? A disaster.

Tama giggled as she twirled around him, easily keeping up with the rhythm while Archer stumbled along, doing his absolute best to not step on her toes.

“You’re so bad at this!” she laughed.

“I told you!” Archer grumbled, trying to copy the movements of the people around him and failing miserably.

Tama just beamed up at him. “It’s okay! I still love you even if you’re terrible at dancing.”

Archer snorted, ruffling her hair. “Gee, thanks, brat.”

Still grinning, he glanced over at where Rosinante was talking to some of the Heart Pirates. He smirked. “You know, your papa is probably way better at this than me. Back when he was a Marine officer, I’m pretty sure he was required to dance at all those fancy functions.”

Tama’s eyes widened. “Really?!”

“Yup. Why don’t you go ask him?”

With an excited squeal, Tama dashed off, leaving Archer with a relieved sigh. That had been dangerously close to him making an even bigger fool of himself.

Shaking his head, he made his way back to where his sons were gathered, plopping down next to them with a smirk.

“Well, that was humiliating.”

Ace grinned. “Did she bully you into dancing?”

“Obviously.”

Sabo snickered. “You surviving?”

“Barely.”

Law just took another drink. “Good.”

Archer sat back, beer in hand, watching as the festival carried on in full swing. Laughter, music, and the rhythmic stomping of feet filled the air as people danced and drank like there was no tomorrow. His boys sat beside him, chatting about anything and everything while the night stretched on, warm and lively.

His gaze drifted to the dance floor, where the most ridiculous and entertaining pairings had formed. Raya and Penguin were locked in a dance where it was very unclear who was leading whom. Rosinante twirled a delighted Tama, both of them laughing, while Giles spun a giggling Brulee in wide, exaggerated circles. Sanji danced with Pudding, their movements smooth and effortless, while Robin and Jean Bart were in the middle of some overly dramatic waltz that had them both smirking.

Not far from them, Vivi and Nami moved together with easy grace, Vivi balancing a giggling Timble on her shoulder as they spun. Koala was dancing with Sachi, the two grinning and joking, completely at ease in each other’s presence.

As the pair passed by, Archer caught sight of Sabo watching them. The look in his son's eyes was one Archer had seen before—specifically, in Rosinante’s eyes whenever some fool tried to flirt with Archer (most often Kidd).

That look said everything.

Without a word, Archer reached over and grabbed Sabo by the arm, pulling him away from his brothers and the crowd. Once they had a bit of privacy, he turned to face him.

“Alright, spill it. What’s wrong?”

Sabo avoided his gaze, scuffing his boot against the ground. “Nothing.”

Archer narrowed his eyes. “Bullshit.”

He knew his son. He recognized that hesitation, that internal battle, that fear of voicing something he wasn’t sure he was ready to admit. Gently, Archer reached out, placing a firm hand under Sabo’s chin, forcing him to look up.

“Sabo,” he said, voice soft but firm, “if you like Koala, you should tell her.”

Sabo’s eyes widened, and he quickly shook his head. “She’s my coworker, Dad. What if it doesn’t work out? What if she doesn’t feel the same way?”

Archer sighed, hearing the doubt, the hesitation, the fear of rejection. He placed a hand on Sabo’s shoulder, squeezing lightly. “Life’s too damn short for ‘what-ifs,’ kid. I told Gin the same thing once—don’t let love pass you by.”

Sabo let out a shaky breath. “I want what you and Papa have,” he admitted. “But what if I screw it up? Or what if she turns me down?”

Archer looked at him, expression serious. “Me and your papa knew each other for years before we got together. Just like you and Koala. Every relationship has ups and downs—even me and your Papa. But I can tell you this: Koala likes you. If she didn’t, she wouldn’t have called us crying when Dragon accused you of killing King Cobra. She came to Wano— for you, not us.”

Sabo swallowed hard, processing his father’s words. Archer nudged him lightly. “If you really like her, tell her. Take the chance.”

Sabo hesitated for only a moment longer before nodding. Then, without another word, he pulled Archer into a tight hug. “Thanks, Dad.”

Archer hugged him back, smirking. “Yeah, yeah. Just remember—even if you two get together, you still have to wrap it before you tap it.”

Sabo choked, face turning red. “DAD!”

Archer cackled as Sabo quickly pulled away, looking both horrified and embarrassed, before turning on his heel and heading toward the dance floor. With newfound determination, he cut in between Koala and Sachi, earning a surprised but pleased smile from Koala.

Smirking, Archer sat back at an empty table, taking a sip of his beer. He crossed his fingers, hoping things would go well. Koala was a good girl—one he’d be damn proud to call a daughter-in-law.

As he sat there, his gaze drifted toward Gin and Katakuri, who were walking hand in hand toward the Silence. Katakuri carried a sleeping Luc close to his chest, his massive arm cradling her protectively.

When Gin met Archer’s eyes, Archer gave him a slight nod. He didn’t need to say anything—he knew those two would take care of Luc, tuck her in safely, and keep watch over her through the night. 

A group of women from the weaving table approached then, sitting down beside him with amused smiles. One of them, an older lady with kind eyes, nudged him lightly. “And why aren’t you out there dancing, pretty boy?”

Archer chuckled, shaking his head. “Never learned how,” he admitted. “And to be honest, I’m more than happy just watching.”

They laughed, one of them playfully swatting his arm. “A shame, really. A handsome man like you should know how to sweep someone off their feet.”

“I leave that to my husband,” Archer said, smirking.

The conversation quickly shifted, the women growing curious. “So tell us,” another one said, leaning in. “You’ve got so many children running around. Which ones are yours?”

Archer grinned, setting his beer down. “Well,” he said, scanning the dance floor, “if we’re going in order…”

He pointed toward Sabo, who was dancing with Koala now, his usual composure cracking slightly as she laughed at something he said. “That’s Sabo,” Archer said. “He’s my second eldest—stubborn as hell, but with a heart too big for his own good.”

The women hummed in approval, watching Sabo twirl Koala around. “And her?” one asked.

“Koala,” Archer answered. “Not officially my daughter-in-law, but I’ve got my fingers crossed.”

They giggled at that, and Archer continued.

Next, he motioned toward Tama, still twirling happily with Rosinante. “That’s Tama, my oldest daughter. She’s got all of us wrapped around her little finger.”

They cooed over her, and Archer spotted Law, looking thoroughly unamused as Robin dragged him onto the dance floor. He snorted. “And that over there? That’s Law. He’s my eldest.”

One of the women gasped. “The flower prince?”

“The one and only,” Archer confirmed, pride in his voice.

His gaze shifted to Ace, who was sitting with Sanji, deep in conversation. “That one’s Ace—loud, reckless, and too damn kind for his own good, and with him is his boyfriend Sanji.”

The women sighed dreamily. “Handsome boy.”

Archer smirked, then pointed toward Luffy, who was currently wrestling with Usopp over some food. “And that menace is Luffy. Bottomless stomach, unlimited energy, and more determination than sense.”

They laughed at that, and Archer leaned back, finally adding, “And last, there’s Luc. She’s sleeping on the ship now.”

The women gushed, commenting on how lucky he was to have such a beautiful family. One of them grinned. “And your husband?”

Archer glanced at the dance floor, where Rosinante was still dancing with Tama, laughter in his eyes. “That’s him, over there,” he said, smiling. “The best damn man I’ve ever known.”

They sighed, clearly smitten with the whole thing, and Archer just shook his head with a chuckle, sipping his beer.

 

Talking with the women was nice enough, but eventually, Archer felt the need for some quiet. He excused himself with a charming smile, kissing their hands one by one, which sent them into a fit of giggles and swooning. Amused, he shook his head and made his way to the edge of the square, looking out over the ocean.

The waves rolled gently under the moonlight, reflecting the stars above. Archer didn’t think about much—he just existed in the moment, taking in the salty breeze and the distant hum of laughter and music. But somewhere deep inside him, an unsettling feeling crept in, like a whisper in the back of his mind. This is the calm before the storm. He didn’t know what kind of storm, but something told him that in the near future, things were going to go to hell.

Before he could spiral too far into his thoughts, a hand landed on his shoulder. He jumped slightly, instincts kicking in, but as he turned, he was met with the warm, familiar smile of Rosinante.

“Lost in thought again?” Rosinante asked softly, his voice gentle as always.

Archer shook his head, forcing a smirk. “Nah, just enjoying the view.”

Rosinante raised an eyebrow, clearly not buying it, but he didn’t push. Instead, he chuckled. “You looked like you were about to start brooding.”

“Me? Brood? Never.” Archer scoffed, then quickly changed the subject. “Did Tama finally dance you into exhaustion?”

Laughing, Rosinante nodded. “She passed out mid-spin. Ace and Sanji took her back to the Silence.”

Archer smirked. “Figures. That girl’s got endless energy—until she doesn’t.”

Rosinante hummed in agreement, then tilted his head. “Where’s Luc?”

“Gin and Katakuri carried her back earlier,” Archer said, rubbing his neck. “And if I know our little gremlin, she’s probably passed out between them by now, with her tiny feet kicking them in their backs.”

Rosinante snorted. “They brought that upon themselves.”

The music still played behind them, a slow, swaying tune that mixed with the sound of laughter and clinking glasses. It was a rare night of peace, and Archer intended to enjoy it. He had barely registered the way Rosinante was looking at him until his husband suddenly took his hands in his own.

“Step onto my feet,” Rosinante said, his voice filled with quiet mischief.

Archer frowned. “What are you—?”

“Just do it.”

Still suspicious but trusting him anyway, Archer obeyed. Before he could process what was happening, Rosinante started moving, leading them into a slow, steady dance.

“Rosi—” Archer groaned, but his husband just grinned.

“You always say you don’t know how to dance,” Rosinante said, twirling them gently. “That won’t stop me from dancing with my husband.”

Archer rolled his eyes but didn’t resist. Rosinante’s grip was steady, his warmth familiar. And as the music wrapped around them, Archer found himself relaxing.

Then, with that radiant smile of his, Rosinante bent down and kissed him, slow and sweet.

And together, under the moonlight, they danced.

 

Archer woke to the sound of screaming. Not the usual racket from his crew or the Silence, but from the town itself.

He bolted upright, instincts screaming danger. Beside him, Rosinante was already moving, rolling out of bed and grabbing his pants. They didn’t need words. Years of surviving had wired them to react first and think later. Within seconds, they were dressed and running onto the deck.

Most of the Roaring Pirates were already gathered, looking out toward the bay. Nugget swooped down from above, a flash of white against the morning sky, with Timble perched on his back. The moment they landed, Timble leapt onto Archer’s outstretched hand, breathless and urgent.

“Seven ships,” Timble panted. “Pirate ships. They’re attacking from the other side of the bay! They’re dragging women onto their ships and looting everything!”

A slow, simmering fury ignited in Archer’s chest. His golden eyes darkened.

“Raya,” he said, voice deadly calm.

Raya, standing nearby, immediately held out her arms. Without hesitation, Archer passed Timble to her, and she promptly tucked the little man into her cleavage. He gave a muffled squawk but didn’t protest.

Turning, Archer spotted Penguin. “Get to Law,” he ordered. “Tell the Hearts to attack from the sea, but make sure they don’t sink any of the ships before we get the women off.”

Penguin nodded sharply, already sprinting toward the Polar Tang.

Taking a deep breath, Archer let the change take over. His body expanded, muscles thickening, bones shifting as he transformed into his grizzly bear form. The morning air trembled as he reared up, unleashing a deafening roar. The sound echoed across the bay, shaking the docked ships—and, more importantly, waking up the Thousand Sunny.

A moment later, the Straw Hats spilled onto their own deck, bleary-eyed but ready. Luffy, standing at the helm, looked over at his dad, who simply nodded. No words needed.

Law and his crew had already disappeared beneath the waves.

As one, the two crews charged toward the town.

The wind howled past Archer’s ears as he ran, Raya clinging to his back with an eager grin. His claws dug into the earth, each step fueled by fury. They had barely been in this town for a few days, and some idiotic crew thought they could waltz in and take what they wanted?

Stupid fuckers.

Did those bastards even realize who was anchored just around the bay?

The Roaring Pirates, the Straw Hats, and the Heart Pirates—three crews with enough power to shake the seas.

Archer almost felt bad for them.

Almost.

Chapter 117: Arrow

Summary:

Town
Timble, I choose you!
Rats
Holy my ass
U okay?
Temple
Beard
Wait what?
We can do this!
Arrow

Notes:

WARNING:
This chapter contains a detailed description of childbirth.

Chapter Text

Archer barreled into town like a storm, claws tearing through flesh as he carved a path through the attacking pirates. Beside him, Raya leapt from his back, moving like a whirlwind of death. She cut down enemies without hesitation, her grin wild as she danced through them.

“Go, Timble!” she shouted, hurling the tiny man into the fray.

Timble cackled mid-air, flipping as he activated his Door-Door Fruit. Doors appeared out of nowhere, slicing through pirates as he darted between them, opening portals that dropped enemies into fatal ambushes. Some fell screaming into the ocean. Others had their throats cut before they could even understand what was happening.

Above them, Archer caught sight of Nugget soaring high, dodging cannon fire. Ace and Sanji flew alongside him, fire and fury trailing in their wake. They were already heading for the pirate ships—good. That meant he, Raya, and Timble could focus on cleansing the town of these bastards.

Archer let out a final roar before shifting back to human form. His muscles still pulsed with the power of the grizzly, but he needed his blades now. Drawing them, he scanned the battlefield, looking for someone who could give him information.

Then he saw one—a pirate slinking into a nearby house, no doubt after more victims.

Archer lunged, kicking the door open with enough force to send it flying off its hinges. Inside, the pirate barely had time to turn before Archer grabbed him by the collar and slammed him into the floor, blades crossed against his throat.

“Who do you sail under?” Archer growled. “Why attack this town? Why take the women?”

The pirate coughed, blood staining his teeth, but then he laughed—low and ugly. “Proud member of the Rat Pirates,” he sneered, spitting at Archer’s feet. “We were hired.”

Archer pressed the blade deeper, eyes burning. “By who?”

“The Knights,” the pirate chuckled darkly, his expression twisted with glee. “A Holy Knight, to be exact. Got a request from the Celestial Dragons themselves. With so many slaves freed lately, the gods need new toys.”

Archer went still.

The world around him blurred into a haze of red-hot rage.

A Holy Knight.

The Celestial Dragons—those sick, twisted bastards—were replacing their lost slaves.

A growl rumbled in his chest, deep and dangerous. Before the pirate could say another word, Archer tore his throat out with his bare hand. Blood splattered across the floor, and the pirate gurgled, slumping lifelessly against the wood.

Breathing heavily, Archer wiped his hand on the corpse’s shirt, trying to shove his fury down.

Then, from the corner of the room, a muffled sob.

He turned sharply and found the elderly woman from last night’s festival huddled in the corner, shaking.

Cursing under his breath, Archer knelt, sheathing his blades as he reached for her gently. “Are you alright?”

Tears ran down her face as she clutched at his arms. “They took my granddaughter!” she wept. “Please, you have to save her!”

Archer gritted his teeth, nodding. “They will be saved. My crew is already on it.” Then he softened his voice, squeezing her hands. “Do you have a safe place to hide?”

She sniffled, nodding. “The town hall. Some of the townsfolk are barricading themselves inside.”

“Let’s go,” Archer said, standing and helping her to her feet. Keeping a hand on her back, he guided her through the bloodstained streets, all while his mind raced.

A Holy Knight.

This wasn’t just some raid. This was serious. This was dangerous.

And it meant one thing.

Shit is about to get very, very bad.

Archer moved quickly, leading the elderly woman through the battered streets toward the city hall. The smell of blood and fire clung to the air, and distant screams still echoed from the shoreline. He knew the others were handling the fight on the ships, but every second they wasted here was another second those bastards had to escape with their captives.

Raya and Timble caught up to him, each guiding a group of shaken townspeople. Raya looked off—her breathing was heavier than usual, and there was a sluggishness in her movements that hadn’t been there before.

“You good?” Archer asked, glancing at her sideways.

Raya shot him a glare, flicking blood from her daggers. “Perfectly fine, thank you very much.”

Archer raised an eyebrow but decided not to push it. Fighting through an entire town of enemies would take a toll on anyone, but if she wasn’t dropping, he wasn’t going to argue.

As they entered the city hall, the surviving townsfolk huddled together, some sobbing in relief while others clutched makeshift weapons, ready to fight if needed. Archer and the others guided their rescued groups to safety, and the mayor—a heavyset man with graying hair—stepped forward, wringing his hands.

“Thank you,” he said, voice thick with emotion. “You saved our people. You drove them back.”

Archer didn’t return the gratitude. He crossed his arms, golden eyes sharp. “It’s not over yet. Our people are still out there, fighting to save the kidnapped women and sinking those bastard ships.”

The mayor’s expression darkened, but there was something else in his eyes—hesitation.

Archer narrowed his gaze. “You know something,” he stated. “Why were you attacked?”

The mayor shifted uncomfortably, avoiding his gaze. “A week ago… a tall, gray-haired man came to town. Long beard, carried a sword with a thorned guard. He introduced himself as St. Sommers.”

Archer stiffened at the name.

The mayor continued. “He offered us gold. A fortune for twenty of our most beautiful young women.” His voice cracked. “I refused outright. Told him to take his offer and shove it.”

Archer exhaled through his nose, already knowing what came next.

“The man told me I’d regret it,” the mayor whispered, shame in his voice. “That he’d be nearby until I changed my mind… one way or another. I thought he was just some crazy old bastard.”

Archer scoffed, shaking his head. “You did the right thing.” His fingers curled into fists. “That wasn’t just some old bastard—that was a Holy Knight. He was ordered to collect slaves for the Celestial Dragons.”

Gasps filled the hall. People clutched each other, some wailing, others trembling in rage.

Archer didn’t waste time on comfort. “Do you think he’s still nearby?”

An elderly man in the back stepped forward, his voice rough with age. “There’s been smoke rising from the abandoned temple further inland. Might be him.”

Archer nodded sharply. He turned to Timble, scooping up the tiny assassin. “Go. Find the others. Tell them Raya and I are heading to the temple. As soon as the women are safe and the enemy ships are at the bottom of the ocean, they need to get there.”

Timble grinned, saluting. “On it!” He vanished in a flash, darting through the hall’s doors.

Archer turned to Raya. No words were needed. They both understood what had to be done.

Stepping out into the street, Archer shifted back into his Grizzly form, his hulking mass towering over the trembling townspeople. Raya wasted no time, leaping onto his back.

Then they ran.

 

Archer ran full speed for fifteen minutes before they reached the abandoned temple, his massive paws kicking up dirt and broken twigs as he thundered through the forest. The old ruins loomed ahead, worn down by time but still standing strong against the elements. Stone pillars jutted out from the ground like broken teeth, and the entrance was a gaping maw of darkness. Smoke curled lazily from inside, proof that someone was there.

With a heavy exhale, Archer shifted back to his human form, rolling his shoulders as his bones cracked into place. He turned to Raya, who hopped off his back with practiced ease.

“No point sneaking,” he muttered, cracking his neck. “It’s a Holy Knight. If he’s worth his salt, he’s got Observation Haki. He already knows we’re here.”

Raya wiped sweat from her forehead and nodded, though her face looked a little pale. Archer didn’t miss the slight tremble in her hands. He frowned.

“You good?” he asked again.

Raya groaned, rubbing her stomach. “I’m fine. Just some cramps—probably ‘cause my period’s about to start.”

Archer nodded without hesitation. “Got some pads in my back pocket.”

Raya blinked at him, completely thrown. Then she stared like he had grown a second head.

“…What?” she deadpanned.

Now it was Archer’s turn to look embarrassed. He rubbed the back of his neck, his face flushing slightly. “Look, Tama’s days or weeks away from her first one, and with all the women on the ship, I figured I should carry some. Just in case. I don’t want them getting caught somewhere without supplies and feeling embarrassed about it.”

For a second, Raya just stared. Then, she burst out laughing.

“Holy shit, you’re a Mama Bear!” she cackled.

Archer crossed his arms, huffing. “I’d rather be a Mama Bear than have embarrassed crewmembers bleeding through their pants.”

Raya wheezed, gripping her stomach. “No, no, you’re right. It’s just—damn, Archer. You’re, like, on of the most terrifying people in the world, but here you are carrying emergency pads like a responsible big brother or dad.”

Archer rolled his eyes but couldn’t help the small smirk tugging at his lips. “You done?”

“Yeah, yeah,” she snorted. “Alright, let’s go kill a Holy Knight.”

Archer’s smirk faded as his expression hardened. He turned toward the temple’s entrance, his fingers itching against the hilts of his swords.

They stepped inside.

As they stepped into the temple, weapons drawn, the air grew thick with the scent of burning incense and old stone. Flickering torches lined the walls, casting eerie shadows over the cracked floor. Archer’s grip on his swords tightened. Something felt wrong.

At the center of the chamber, an old man sat cross-legged on the floor, his long, gray beard trailing over his knees. He didn’t even look up as he spoke.

“Portgas D. Archer,” the man intoned, his voice like grinding stone. “Leader of the Portgas and Rocks clan, chosen leader of all other clans—except the D. Marshall clan. The Golden Terror. Captain of the Roaring Pirates.”

Archer came to a halt, his golden eyes narrowing. “Then you must be Saint Sommers—a slaver, a kidnapper, and an old fucker who just overplayed his hand.”

Sommers grinned, finally lifting his head. His face was lined with age, but his eyes gleamed with cruel amusement. He slowly rose to his feet, drawing a wicked-looking saber, its hilt adorned with a thorned guard.

“This temple,” Sommers said, twirling his blade, “will be your grave.”

Archer spat at the ground near the old bastard’s feet. “You’re full of shit.”

And just like that, the fight was on.

Sommers moved like lightning, his blade cutting through the air with deadly precision. Archer barely had time to block the first strike before another came from his blind spot. The old fucker was fast. Too fast for someone his age. Their blades clashed in a violent dance, sparks flying with every collision.

Raya dodged and weaved, but her movements were sluggish. The strain on her face was obvious. After barely a minute, she let out a pained grunt and stumbled back, clutching her stomach.

“Dammit!” she hissed, backing off. “I’m out.”

Archer cursed under his breath. He was alone in this fight now. He couldn't transform—not in this damn temple. The place would collapse before he even threw the first punch.

Shit. Fucking shit.

Sommers must have noticed, because he let out a low chuckle, his grin widening. Then, in a sudden burst of movement, he dashed toward the entrance and swung his blade with terrifying force.

The stone pillars collapsed.

Dust and debris filled the air as heavy chunks of rock slammed into the ground, sealing the exit. Archer could just barely make out Sommers’ silhouetted figure through the dust.

“Now you die here,” Sommers sneered.

Archer’s eye twitched. Oh, that’s it.

Through the gap in the rubble, he lunged forward and grabbed Sommers by the beard. The Holy Knight’s eyes widened in shock a split second before Archer smashed his skull against the rocks.

Once.

Twice.

Seven times.

Each impact echoed through the temple, blood splattering the ground. With one final yank, Archer sliced off the old man’s beard with his blade.

“Fuck off.”

A soft pop sounded.

Sommers was gone.

Archer stood there, panting, still clutching the severed beard in one hand. His body ached, his muscles screaming, but he ignored it as he limped toward Raya.

She held up a hand, silently asking for help. He pulled her up, but the moment she straightened, she winced again.

Then—

Something wet hit their feet.

Archer froze. He slowly looked down… then up at Raya.

“…Did you just pee on us?”

 

Raya’s eyes went comically wide as she sputtered, “No! I didn’t—”

Then it hit Archer like a thunderbolt to the skull.

His mind raced back over the past few months—her sudden weight gain, him bitching about her boobs being too big for her corset, the paleness, the random vomiting, which they’d chalked up to her drinking habits, and now, stomach pains?

Oh. Fuck.

Archer’s own eyes went wide. “Raya… that’s not pee. Your water just broke.”

Raya’s horrified gasp was immediately followed by a solid smack to his arm. “You absolute fucking moron! I’m not pregnant!”

Archer threw his hands in his hair, stomping in a circle of absolute panic. “Oh no, oh fuck, oh no—this is not happening! Not now!”

Raya glared at him. “I’m a doctor, dumbass! If I was pregnant, I would know! And look at me—do I look pregnant?!”

Archer stopped pacing just long enough to give her a wild look. “I mean, you do wear really baggy clothes—”

Raya let out a wordless shriek of frustration.

Then she cried out, gripping her stomach as pain shot through her. She reached for him instinctively, and Archer was there in an instant.

His hands landed on her shoulders as he looked her in the eyes. This time, his voice was softer, steadier. “Raya… I’m sure you’re in labor.”

Her face crumpled. Tears welled up. “Archer… I—I’m scared.”

Archer pulled her into a tight hug. “I know. But it’s gonna be alright. The others will be here soon, and Law and Chopper will know what to do.”

Raya hiccupped, her voice small and shaky. “I want Penguin.”

Archer sighed, brushing a few strands of hair from her face. “I know.” He smiled faintly. “But for now, you’re stuck with me.”

Still sniffling, Raya gave a weak little laugh.

Archer yanked off his coat and folded it on the stone floor. “Alright, lay down and try to relax. We need to time your contractions.”

Raya shot him a suspicious look as she slowly lowered herself onto the makeshift bedding. “How the hell do you know so much about childbirth?”

Archer’s grim smile was all the answer she got at first. Then, after a long pause, he finally muttered, “I was the one who helped Rouge deliver Ace.”

Raya stared at him. “Weren’t you eleven back then?!”

Archer nodded.

Before Raya could say anything else, another contraction slammed into her.

She screamed, her nails digging into Archer’s arm as she crushed his hand in a death grip.

Archer winced. “Oh, son of a bitch— okay, yeah, that one was bad—deep breaths, Raya, deep breaths!”

Raya’s panicked voice broke through her gritted teeth. “I swear to GOD, if I’m actually having a baby right now, I am going to KILL YOU.”

Archer gulped.

“…But i'm not even the dad!.”

Archer kept his eyes on his watch, counting the seconds between contractions, but his focus wavered when he heard soft, silent sobs.

He looked up sharply. “Raya?”

She sniffled, barely above a whisper. “Are you and Rosinante… gonna kick me off the crew now?”

Archer froze, blinking at her. “Where the fuck did you get that idea from?!”

Tears streaked down her face. “A pirate’s life… our life… it’s not one for a baby.”

For the first time that day, Archer wasn’t panicking. He placed a firm but gentle hand on her cheek, forcing her to meet his eyes. His golden gaze was steady. Unshakable.

“Listen to me, Raya. You’re not getting kicked out. Ever.” His voice was dead serious. “And this baby? It’s a Roaring pirate too. It’s family. Just like you.”

More tears welled in her eyes, but this time, they weren’t just from fear.

Archer continued, softer now. “And if things ever get too dangerous, we have Mihawk and Crocodile. Or Zeff. Or hell, even Dadan and Sengoku could look after it.” He smirked at the last names, knowing they’d both have strong opinions about the situation. “Point is, you’ll never be alone in this. So you can tell those thoughts to fuck off right now.”

Raya let out a watery laugh, wiping at her eyes. “I’m really glad you and Rosinante freed me back then.” She smiled, voice thick with emotion. “And I’m happy I have a big, crazy family like you guys.”

Before Archer could respond, another contraction slammed into her. Raya cried out, gripping his wrist with a strength that made him flinch.

Archer frowned. Too close together now. Way too close.

“Shit,” he muttered.

Raya panted, then stiffened. “Archer… it feels like I have to push.”

Archer’s heart jumped into his throat. “Okay, you need to take off your pants.”

Raya’s head snapped up. “Absolutely not!”

He stared her down.

She glared back.

Archer narrowed his eyes, pulling out his best Law and Rosinante look. The ‘you are being an idiot, stop resisting’ look.

Raya groaned. “Fine! But I can’t take them off myself.”

Sighing, Archer moved quickly, pulling them off while doing his best not to make things more awkward than they already were.

“Alright,” he said, “spread your legs.”

Raya snorted through her pain. “Bet this is the first time you’ve ever told a woman to do that who wasen't your sister.”

Archer smirked, glancing up at her. “You’re my sister too.”

Raya blinked.

Archer’s expression softened. “When I was in a coma… I heard you. You called me your brother.”

Raya opened her mouth, but no words came out.

Instead, she just smiled.

Archer held Raya’s gaze. “Alright, I have to check how dilated you are, and no matter what—do not kick me in the head. Got it?”

Raya, pale and sweating, nodded weakly.

He reached down, grimacing at the situation but knowing there was no way around it. As soon as he checked, his heart slammed into his ribs. It was close. Way too close.

And worst of all? None of the others were nearby.

Meaning this was all on them.

“Shit.” Archer muttered under his breath before shaking it off. They could do this.

He looked at Raya, his golden eyes fierce. “When you feel like pushing, push. But only for as long as the contraction lasts, okay? Can you do that for me?”

Scared but determined, Raya nodded.

Without a word, Archer pulled off his shirt.

Raya, between breaths, frowned. “Why—why are you stripping? You better not pass out on me, dumbass—”

Archer snorted. “We don’t have a blanket, do we? Baby needs something warm.”

Raya didn’t get a chance to respond, because another contraction slammed into her. She screamed, body tensing, and Archer quickly moved into position, kneeling in front of her.

“You’re doing great, Raya!” he encouraged, gripping her knee for support. 

Time blurred. Archer lost track of everything except helping Raya through it.

Then, after what felt like an eternity, Raya gasped. “I—I can’t do this! It hurts too much!”

Archer looked up sharply. “Raya. I can see the head! You can do this!” His voice softened but held steady. “And I don’t have any quitters on my crew, got it? So next push, everything you’ve got.”

Raya gritted her teeth, tears spilling down her face. But when the next contraction hit—she pushed.

And she screamed.

Archer’s hands were right there, steady and sure, as the baby’s head emerged. He caught the little thing with careful hands, checking for breath.

A heartbeat of silence.

Then—

A wail. A strong, fierce, alive wail.

Archer let out a breath he didn’t know he was holding. He looked down at the tiny, furiously crying bundle in his arms, and his vision blurred with tears.

He carefully handed the baby to Raya. “You’re a mom,” he whispered, voice thick with emotion. “A little boy.”

And then—all three of them cried.

Once Archer had somewhat pulled himself together, he moved quickly, going over to the fire and running his dagger through the flames. Sterilizing it. Then he returned to Raya and the baby.

“You wanna cut the cord?” he asked.

Raya shook her head. “You do it.”

Nodding, Archer did it carefully, tying the stump with a piece of yarn before finally exhaling. Okay. That part was done.

“Can I swaddle him?” he asked.

Raya hesitated, then handed the baby over. Archer wrapped the newborn carefully in his own shirt, securing it before gently placing him back in Raya’s arms.

“You should try to feed him,” he said. “It’ll help activate your milk supply.”

Raya just stared at him. “...How the hell do you know all this?”

Archer shrugged. “Rouge.”

Then he grimaced, kneeling down again. “Alright, soon the afterbirth is gonna come.”

Raya just nodded tiredly.

It did, and Archer checked it quickly. Whole. Good. No fever risk.

Pulling out all the pads he had stuffed into his back pocket, he somehow pieced them together and set them in place, then pulled her pants back up.

When it was all done, Archer flopped down beside her, soaked in amniotic fluid and blood.

He looked at Raya and the baby, then grinned.

“We’re pretty awesome, huh?”

Raya laughed softly, tracing a gentle finger down her baby’s face. “Yeah.”

Archer tilted his head. “You got a name? Or waiting for Penguin?”

Smirking, Raya looked at him. “I have the perfect name.”

Archer raised an eyebrow. “Oh?”

She grinned. “I’m naming him after the uncle who helped deliver him.”

Archer blinked. Touched. “Wait. Really?”

Raya nodded. “His name is Arrow.”

Archer’s face split into a wide, proud grin.

“Damn right it is.

 

Archer sat beside Raya and the newborn, watching them as they slept. He ran a hand through his tangled hair, mind racing with everything that had happened. The Holy Knight. The collapsed entrance. And, oh yeah—Raya suddenly deciding it was time to pop out a baby in the middle of all this. And still—still—the others hadn’t come for them.

Where the fuck were they?

Just as he finished that thought, he heard voices from the other side of the rubble.

"Let’s just smash it!" Luffy’s voice rang out.

A sharp slap followed. "Don’t be stupid!" Rosinante snapped. "You’ll bring the whole damn thing down on them!"

Archer sighed, then leaned over and nudged Raya gently. "Hey," he whispered. "The others are here. I’ll go get them."

She stirred, mumbling something incoherent before curling protectively around Arrow. Archer gave her a final glance before making his way to the entrance, just as he heard Law’s calm voice.

"Room."

A second later, all the rocks vanished. Just gone. Neat trick, that.

Archer stepped forward, relieved to see the others alive—battered, dirty, but alive. His relief lasted all of three seconds before his eyes locked onto Rosinante.

Rosinante looked at his husband standing there, shirtless, barefoot, covered in blood and some other questionable fluids.

Before anyone could start yelling, Archer held up a hand. "Shut up. We’re fine. Raya’s fine. Everybody, calm the fuck down."

Rosinante’s eye twitched. He pointed at Archer’s arms, which were coated in blood up to the elbows. "Oh, really? If you’re fine, then why the fuck are you covered in blood?"

Archer scratched the back of his head. "Well, you see, first we fought a Holy Knight, then the entrance collapsed, then out of fucking nowhere, Raya went into labor, and—"

"Wait, wait, wait—" Shachi waved his hands like he was trying to stop a rolling rock. "Raya gave birth?!"

Everyone stared at Archer like he had just announced he had personally defeated an entire fleet of Marines with a spoon.

Ace’s jaw dropped. "Dad, did you hit your head?"

Archer smacked him upside the head. "No, dumbass! She actually gave birth! To an actual baby!" He turned to Penguin, who looked like he was about to pass out. "Speaking of, you should probably go meet your son."

Penguin made a strangled noise before bolting inside.

And then, all hell broke loose.

"She had a baby?!"

"Are you fucking serious?!"

"You delivered it?!"

"How the hell did that even happen?!"

Through the cacophony, Luffy’s voice cut in, loud and clear:

"Wait—where did the baby come from? the sky?"

Silence.

Archer slowly turned his head, staring at his husband in complete disbelief. He could not believe what he had just heard from their youngest son.

Rosinante pinched the bridge of his nose, looking like he was reconsidering every decision that had led him to this moment.

Law sighed, already massaging his temples. "Luffy. That is not how reproduction works."

"Well, I dunno! Babies just kinda show up!"

Archer buried his face in his hands and groaned. "Oh my god."

Jean Bart volunteered to carry Raya—and baby Arrow—back to the Silence so that Law and Chopper could check them both. As they made their way down from the temple ruins, Rosinante walked beside Archer, filling him in on what had happened at the docks.

“We freed all the women, killed all the pirates, and sank their ships after looting them,” Rosinante explained, rubbing his eyes tiredly. “No loose ends.”

Archer nodded. “Good. One of the Rat Pirates told me they were hired by the Celestial Dragons to capture female slaves.” His voice was sharp, his golden eyes burning with anger.

Rosinante sighed heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Of course they were.”

Behind them, Luffy’s voice suddenly broke through the relative quiet. “Wait, so a baby just pops out like that?”

“No, Luffy,” Law said in his usual exasperated tone. “That’s not how it works.”

“Then how does it work?”

Law groaned, but, being the patient doctor he was, launched into a clinical explanation of childbirth. Archer smirked as he listened to his son list, in horrifying detail, exactly what Raya had gone through. Luffy’s face went from curious to horrified, and even Sabo and Ace looked uncomfortable.

Turning slightly, Archer called back, “By the way, Law, the afterbirth was whole, and from what I could see, Raya didn’t tear.”

Law, who had been mid-sentence explaining contractions, paused and gave his father an approving nod. “Good to know.”

Rosinante, watching the entire interaction with pure amusement, suddenly draped his arm over Archer’s shoulders. “I’m so damn proud of you,” he murmured, pressing a kiss to the side of Archer’s head. “Delivering a baby in a collapsed temple? That’s impressive.”

Archer snorted. “I was scared shitless.”

“Didn’t look like it.”

Archer turned his gaze to his three sons—Sabo Law, and Luffy (not so much Ace, since he was very, very gay, but the others needed to hear this). With his most serious expression, he pointed at them. “This is what happens when you tap it without wrapping it. Before you know it, someone is giving birth in a collapsed temple!”

The boys froze.

Ace blinked at him, but Law, Sabo, and Luffy just stared, wide-eyed, and nodded silently. Good.

Rosinante laughed at their reactions and turned to glance at Raya, still resting in Jean Bart’s arms. “Did she name the baby yet?”

Archer grinned, looking up at him. “Yeah. She named him Arrow. After me.”

Rosinante’s lips curled into a soft smile before he leaned down and kissed Archer again. “You earned that.”

“Damn right I did,” Archer muttered, puffing up his chest slightly.

Then, suddenly, he smacked himself in the forehead.

Sabo raised an eyebrow. “Dad? What’s wrong?”

“I forgot my beard!” Archer groaned dramatically.

Everyone stopped walking to stare at him like he’d lost his mind.

Rosinante sighed, shaking his head in fond exasperation. “What beard?”

“The one I cut off the Holy Knight!” Archer explained, looking truly devastated.

Rosinante just laughed, clapping his husband on the back as they continued walking. “Only you, love. Only you.”

 

 

Chapter 118: Rules!

Summary:

Granny Archer
Luc and Law
Poor Ikkaku
Shopping
Yarn
Gifts
You can stay
Rules

Chapter Text

When they reached the Silence, Law guided Jean Bart, still carrying Raya, into the infirmary while barking orders at Luffy to get Chopper and to make it fast. Luffy, of course, took this as an invitation to sprint at full speed while yelling at the top of his lungs, ensuring that not only Chopper but probably half the ship would know what was going on.

Meanwhile, Archer? He was already halfway to his and Rosinante’s cabin, peeling off his pants before he even made it through the door. The second he entered, he slammed it shut behind him and sprinted straight into the shower. The warm water hit him like a blessing from the gods, and he sighed in relief, aggressively scrubbing his body like a man possessed. He wasn’t just washing himself; he was waging war against the blood, fluids, and whatever else had attached itself to him during Raya’s labor.

“Rosi!” Archer shouted over the sound of the rushing water. “Can you find me some damn clothes?” He didn’t wait for an answer before continuing his rant. “And we need to go into town! First, we have to talk to the mayor, and then—baby shopping! Arrow needs clothes, blankets, all that stuff! And I need more yarn. And new knitting needles. Gonna make him a special baby blanket.”

Rosinante, who had just walked into the cabin and was in the middle of picking through Archer’s clothes, simply hummed in acknowledgment, smiling to himself at the sheer intensity of his husband’s post-birth panic.

“Oh! And since you owe me something pretty for winning that bet,” Archer called out, poking his head around the shower curtain with a lopsided grin, “you get the honor of paying for all of it.”

Rosinante snorted, tossing a fresh set of clothes onto the bed. “So, let me get this straight. You help deliver a baby and immediately turn into an over-excited grandmother? That’s what’s happening right now?”

“Damn right it is!” Archer hollered before ducking back into the spray of water. “That’s our nephew now, and I will be spoiling the hell out of him. And don’t even think about complaining, you big bastard. You know you wanna hold him too.”

Rosinante chuckled, shaking his head as he flopped down onto the bed. “I didn’t say a word.”

A few moments later, Archer emerged from the bathroom, towel-drying his hair with one hand while stepping into the clothes Rosinante had left out for him. “Alright,” he announced. “Let’s go buy an obscene amount of baby stuff.”

Rosinante stood, stretching his arms over his head before following Archer out the door. “You’re really taking this uncle thing seriously, huh?”

Archer scoffed. “Of course I am. That little guy came into the world on my watch. You think I’m just gonna let that slide? Nah. Kid’s gonna grow up knowing his Uncle Archer is the best damn uncle in the world.”

Rosinante slung an arm over Archer’s shoulders as they walked toward the deck. “You’re ridiculous.”

As they stepped out onto the deck, Archer and Rosinante spotted Law deep in conversation with Ikkaku, who was furiously scribbling notes as Law rattled off what sounded like a list of medicines.

Archer wasted no time, striding over with Rosinante at his side. "Oi, Law, how’s Raya? And Arrow?"

Law barely glanced up, but a small smile tugged at the corner of his mouth. "She came through like a champ. Give it a day or two, and she’ll be back to yelling at everyone. Arrow’s a little small, but otherwise, he’s fine." He exhaled through his nose. "I need to go into town to pick up some vitamins for her."

"Perfect," Archer said, slapping him on the back. "You and Ikkaku can come with us then."

Before Law could respond, a sudden weight landed on his shoulders, nearly making him stumble. "Is it true? Raya had a baby?!"

Archer smirked as he watched Luc, the little menace, clinging to Law like a barnacle.

Rosinante chuckled. "Confirmed. You’ve got a new baby crewmate now, Luc."

Luc’s eyes went wide with excitement. "Then I’m coming to town too!"

Archer shrugged. "Sure, why not? You’ll need to carry some bags, though."

Luc just grinned, still draped over Law like an overgrown scarf. With their little shopping crew assembled, they made their way down the gangplank.

As they passed the Thousand Sunny, they were met with the sight of Nami standing on deck, hands on her hips, barking out orders at Franky, Brook, and Usopp. The three men saluted in unison before scrambling to get to work on—whatever the hell they were building.

Then, to no one's surprise, Nami turned and, with pinpoint accuracy, landed a vicious kick straight into Zoro’s side, effectively waking him up. "Get up and help Franky, you lazy ass!"

Archer winced. "Damn. She’s scary."

"Yeah," Rosinante agreed.

Luc, still perched on Law’s shoulders, beamed. "I wanna be just like Nami when I grow up!"

There was a beat of silence before Archer burst into laughter, shaking his head. "Gods help us all."

Rosinante just sighed dramatically. "I don’t think the world is ready for that."

Law muttered, "I don’t get paid enough for this."

Archer grinned and slung an arm around his son’s shoulders. "Good thing you don’t get paid at all, then."

 

When they arrived in town, Archer wasn’t prepared for the reception that awaited them. A massive crowd had gathered—nearly the entire population, from the looks of it. As soon as they caught sight of him, Rosinante, Law, Ikkaku, and Luc, the townspeople erupted into cheers and applause.

Archer blinked. "Well, this is overwhelming."

Rosinante let out a small chuckle, though even he looked a little taken aback. The mayor stepped forward, beaming with gratitude. "You saved our people. Our town. I don’t know how we can ever thank you."

Rosinante, ever the diplomat, waved it off before pulling three folded flags from inside his coat. He handed them to the mayor. "Then let’s make sure no one tries to threaten you again." He gestured to the three jolly rogers—Luffy’s Straw Hat flag, the Roaring Pirates’ emblem, and the Heart Pirates’ insignia. "Hoist these from your biggest house or pole. It’ll mark this island as protected by Emperor Luffy and our three crews. Should keep the riffraff away."

The mayor’s eyes widened in awe before he handed the flags to a young man, who immediately sprinted off to fulfill the request.

Archer smirked. "See? Not just a pretty face, my husband."

Before Rosinante could respond, a sudden shriek filled the air, followed by the sound of someone barreling toward them at full speed. A young woman launched herself at Law, throwing her arms around him.

"Oh, my sweet Flower Prince! You saved me from those awful pirates!"

Law froze. Not just his body—his entire soul seemed to have left him.

Archer raised an eyebrow. "What?"

Rosinante, grinning like a devil, leaned in. "Apparently, our son personally freed her and carried her out of the brig earlier."

Archer smirked. "Well, well. What a true prince we’ve raised."

Before Law could pry the woman off him, Luc, tilted her head innocently. "Hey, lady, why are you hugging my dad like that?"

Silence fell. Archer, Rosinante, and Law all turned toward Luc, their mouths slightly open.

Luc wasn’t done. "Y’know, it’s kinda rude to flirt with my dad when my mom is standing right there."

And then, with perfect timing, she pointed dramatically at Ikkaku.

Ikkaku, already red from laughing, went bright crimson. "Wait, WHAT?!"

Archer had to bite the inside of his cheek to keep from bursting into laughter. Law, on the other hand, immediately played along, slinging an arm around a horrified Ikkaku. "My daughter has a point," he said smoothly.

The young woman gasped, stammered out an apology, and bolted from the scene like her life depended on it.

Luc and Law turned to each other and casually high-fived.

Ikkaku, still burning red, wheeled on Law. "What the fuck was that?! Are you insane?!"

Law shrugged. "Payback. For yelling my name at the Flower Festival."

Rosinante, who had been shaking with suppressed laughter, finally turned to Archer and, with complete sincerity, said, "I take it back. Law really is just like you."

Archer threw his head back, laughing so hard he had to wipe a tear from his eye. "Damn right he is."

With the town’s gratitude handled, it was time for the real challenge: shopping.

Their first stop was a small apothecary to pick up the vitamins and medicine Law needed for Raya. The pharmacist, an elderly woman with sharp eyes, took one look at the group and immediately decided that Law was the responsible one. She handed the bag directly to him, ignoring the rest of them entirely. Archer didn’t blame her—he wouldn’t trust himself with medicine either.

After that, the group made it a whole ten steps before Luc clapped her hands together. "Okay! I’ve decided I earned an ice cream!"

Law sighed. "How exactly?"

Luc grinned, rocking back on her heels. "For heroically saving you from an unwanted suitor, obviously."

Neither Archer nor Rosinante could argue with that logic. Rosinante scooped her up and placed her on his shoulders. "Ice cream it is," he declared, much to Luc’s delight.

They found a small stand selling different flavors, and soon, everyone had a cone in hand. Luc had gone for the biggest one available, already determined to make a mess of herself. Archer stuck with something fruity, while Rosinante, ever predictable, got vanilla. Law was still looking oddly smug from earlier, and Ikkaku was sulking, glaring at her ice cream like it had personally wronged her.

Trying to lighten the mood, Archer nudged her with his elbow. "C’mon, Ikkaku, it could be worse. At least you didn’t have to fake-marry someone."

She shot him a look. "What are you talking about?"

Grinning, Archer took a dramatic bite of his ice cream before launching into the story. "Back in Wano, Raya and I had to pretend to be married so we could sneak out of the Flower Capital. She even stuffed a pillow under her kimono to look pregnant. We really sold it, too—best fake couple performance you’ve ever seen."

Ikkaku’s glare lessened slightly, and Rosinante chuckled beside him.

"But that’s not even the best part," Archer continued. "The last time we all was together, and before the Heart Pirates set out, some very determined women cornered Ace and me at the party, wanting to, y’know, ‘spend the night’ with us." He wiggled his eyebrows for emphasis.

Luc, mid-bite of her ice cream, wrinkled her nose. "Gross."

"Exactly," Archer agreed. "Luckily, Raya swooped in, pretending to be my wife again to save me. And Ace? He got saved by Penguin, who pretended to be his boyfriend."

Ikkaku finally cracked a smile. "Wait. Penguin?"

Law, who had heard the story before, nodded. "He even committed to it. Had his arm around Ace’s shoulder and everything."

Archer grinned. "So, naturally, I’ve decided that Raya is my work wife. The second woman in my life to ever spread her legs for me."

Everyone stopped.

Ikkaku choked on her ice cream. Law stared blankly. Rosinante sighed like a man who had long accepted his husband’s nonsense. Luc, tilted her head. "Huh?"

Grinning, Archer clarified. "First was Rouge when she gave birth to Ace. Second was Raya with Arrow."

A long silence followed before Ikkaku finally burst out laughing, shaking her head. "You are actually insane."

Archer took it as a victory. "You’re welcome.

 

Once the ice cream was finished, it was time for the real task—baby shopping.

Archer, naturally, took charge. The moment they stepped into the general store, he started barking orders like a man on a mission. "Diapers! We need diapers! Law, find the best kind! Rosinante, blankets! Ikkaku, clothes! And Luc—just don’t break anything!"

Luc saluted. "Aye, aye, Captain Dad!"

Rosinante, who had resigned himself to his fate, grabbed a stack of soft-looking blankets, while Law, muttering something about "not being a damn babysitter," inspected the different diaper brands. Meanwhile, Archer stood by the register, piling more and more supplies onto the counter. The poor cashier looked increasingly overwhelmed.

"Are you… sure you need this much?" they asked hesitantly.

Archer nodded. "Absolutely. You think we’re taking chances with a newborn on a ship?"

Rosinante sighed. "You don’t even have a ship big enough for half this stuff."

"We’ll make space," Archer shot back. "Worst case, we tie some of it to Giles. He’s big enough."

Giles, who wasn’t even here, was probably sneezing at that very moment.

Then, just when Rosinante thought they were done, Archer gasped. His eyes lit up with something almost feral. Rosinante had seen that look before. It sent a shiver down his spine.

"The yarn shop," Archer whispered, as if it were a sacred place.

Rosinante groaned.

The next hour was an agonizing blur of Archer and the shopkeeper enthusiastically discussing different types of yarn, knitting needles, and the best patterns for baby clothes. Archer’s arms filled with skeins of colorful yarn, and Rosinante could only watch as their shared money disappeared into a vortex of wool and enthusiasm.

At one point, Rosinante glanced at Law, who looked equally trapped. "We should have left him behind," Law muttered.

"You think that would have stopped him?" Rosinante shot back.

By the time Rosinante finally managed to drag his husband out of the store, he was fairly certain he had gained his first gray hairs. Archer, however, looked as pleased as could be, hugging his bag of yarn like a treasure hoard.

Then, abruptly, Archer stopped. His expression shifted into something wild, frantic.

Rosinante stiffened. "Oh no."

Archer spun around, eyes darting between them. "We forgot bottles and formula!" he shouted, voice full of urgency. "What if Raya’s milk runs dry? What if we’re in the middle of the ocean with no island in sight? We’d be screwed!"

Before anyone could stop him, he grabbed Law by the collar and started dragging him toward the next store. "You’re a doctor! You know which brand is best!"

Law barely had time to register what was happening before he was hauled away, leaving Rosinante, Ikkaku, and Luc standing there in stunned silence.

Finally, Luc tilted her head. "Papa, has Dad gone mad?"

Rosinante rubbed his face, exhausted. "Sweetheart, your dad has always been a little mad."

Ikkaku snorted. "At least he’s a useful kind of mad."

"Debatable," Rosinante muttered as they hurried after them.

 

Archer and Rosinante stepped off the dock, the familiar sway of their ship, The Silence, welcoming them back as they carried bags heavy with the fruits of their day in town. Archer glanced up, wiping the sweat from his brow, and grinned at his husband.

"I swear, if I carry one more bag, I might just become part of the crew's luggage." Archer chuckled, leaning heavily against one of the bags as if it had become his personal nemesis.

Rosinante snorted in amusement. "Maybe we should just leave them here. Let Ace and Gin handle it for once."

Archer’s grin widened. "Let’s call in the reinforcements before they start charging us for the trip back."

He clapped his hands and called for Ace and Gin, who immediately came scrambling up from below deck. As they walked toward the gangplank, their eyes caught something peculiar. All three crews was gathered on the deck, excitement practically vibrating in the air.

Franky, Usopp, and Brook were hopping around, their energy practically contagious. They were standing next to something large, wrapped in sheets, clearly trying to hide whatever it was. Archer raised an eyebrow, and Rosinante caught his eye, both of them silently questioning what was going on.

"Alright, who’s responsible for this circus?" Archer muttered, walking toward the group, bags in tow.

Raya and Penguin emerged from the galley, and the sight of them made Archer’s heart soften. Arrow, the baby who had been the subject of many conversations lately, was nestled in Penguin’s arms, asleep but looking incredibly peaceful. Chopper was right behind them, his expression a mix of worry and mild exasperation.

But what caught Archer's attention even more was the fact that, for once, no one was shouting or bickering.

"Alright," Archer said, narrowing his eyes as he looked around. "What’s going on? Did someone finally put Luffy on a leash?"

Sanji, in response, shoved a turkey leg into Luffy’s mouth just as the brat opened it to speak, his face lighting up with bliss at the sudden snack. Archer couldn’t help but laugh at the scene.

Raya, however, stood frozen, her hands gripping Arrow a little tighter as she surveyed the group with wide eyes. “What’s... what’s going on? Is something wrong?”

Nami and Vivi stepped forward, grinning from ear to ear. "Not at all," Nami said, crossing her arms and nudging Vivi with her elbow. "We just wanted to surprise you. We’ve got gifts for you and Penguin... and for Arrow too."

“Gifts?” Raya repeated, blinking. "For us?"

"Oh yes!" Vivi added enthusiastically. "Just some little things to make life easier for the two of you."

Franky, Usopp, and Brook all rushed forward, practically shoving one another out of the way to unveil their gifts. Franky puffed out his chest, clearly proud of himself. “Behold!” He gestured grandly toward the first wrapped item.

Usopp grinned, clearly enjoying Franky's dramatic reveal. "A crib! Hand-built by Franky and lovingly painted by me!" He stepped aside to show off the crib, which was adorned with tiny arrows and the head of a roaring bear carved into the wood. A heart-shaped design was inlaid next to it.

Raya’s eyes widened. "It’s... it’s beautiful." She was lost for words as she stared at the craftsmanship.

Penguin’s smile was just as wide. "You really did all this for us?"

Franky pounded his chest. "Of course! Anything for family!"

Usopp joined in with his own theatrical flair. “I’m the world's best artist. You can hang that thing in a museum!”

Raya chuckled softly, then gasped when Franky rolled out the next surprise—a pram. It was painted to match the crib, complete with cute designs and soft, gentle fabric.

"And this..." Franky grinned, "is for those strolls you two are going to take around the deck. Built for comfort!"

Archer glanced over at Rosinante, who couldn’t seem to stop shaking his head, clearly impressed by Franky’s handiwork.

“Doesn’t it look like it could be part of a high-tech baby army?" Archer quipped, earning a laugh from Rosinante.

Brook stepped forward next, a gleam in his eye as he presented a small, ornate music box. "I made this myself,” he announced, "and even wrote the music!" He wound the box, and a sweet melody filled the air, soft and calming.

Archer raised an eyebrow. "A musician and a craftsman. Brook, you're a man of many talents." He leaned closer to Rosinante, muttering, "Is he trying to outdo us now?"

Rosinante chuckled, amused, but didn't respond as the Heart pirates rolled in their own offering. Sachi and Bepo were at the forefront, pushing a highchair.

“We made this ourselves,” Schachi said proudly. "It’s durable, sturdy, and Arrow’s gonna love it!"

Nami and Vivi stepped back to let the Heart pirates do their part, and then it was time for Archer and Rosinante to unveil their contribution. The two of them pulled out bags filled with smaller items they had bought earlier that day: soft blankets, baby clothes, and a few other practical items.

"We figured you wouldn’t want to make trip to town, so we got everything you might need,” Archer said with a grin, handing the bags to Raya and Penguin. “From us, the Roaring Pirates.”

Raya’s eyes glistened with gratitude, and she pulled them both into a tight hug. “You guys... thank you. This is more than I ever expected.”

Archer couldn’t help but smirk. “Hey, what are friends for?”

 

Later that evening, as the sun dipped below the horizon, casting a warm orange glow over the Silence, Archer and Rosinante made their way to Raya and Penguin’s cabin. The day's events had been a whirlwind of laughter, surprises, and gifts, and now the two of them were ready to check in with the new parents and make sure everything was alright.

As they knocked softly on the door, it creaked open, revealing Raya sitting on the bed with a serene smile. Penguin, looking exhausted but happy, stood beside her. And there, in Penguin's large arms, was Arrow. The tiny bundle of joy, wrapped in soft blankets, looked so fragile in his father’s embrace. But it was clear from the way Penguin held him—gently and protectively—that he was already smitten with his little one.

Raya grinned when she saw them, her eyes bright with that familiar warmth. “Come in, come in,” she said, waving them inside.

Archer couldn’t help but smile as they walked in. It was clear that this little family was adjusting well, despite the whirlwind of changes.

Rosinante extended his arms to take Arrow, and as soon as the baby was placed in his embrace, the sight was almost too much for Archer to handle. Rosinante, usually so tall and imposing, now looked like a giant holding something so small. It was the kind of scene that made Archer feel a little more sentimental than he cared to admit.

“Look at you,” Archer muttered under his breath, shaking his head as he peeked down at the baby. Arrow’s eyes were still closed, but even in his sleep, there was something about him—his tiny features and the way he fit so snugly in Rosinante’s arms—that was impossible to ignore. Archer blinked, his thoughts wandering for just a moment before he spoke again.

“You know,” Archer said, a mischievous grin creeping up on his face. “Arrow’s a lucky little guy. He looks just like his mom. No offense, Penguin, but I’m guessing he won’t inherit that whole ‘stoic, mysterious’ thing you’ve got going on.”

At that, Penguin raised an eyebrow and let out a mock gasp. “Hey! That’s mean!”

Raya burst out laughing, her voice light and carefree. “Oh, I don’t know, I think Archer might be right. At least he’s got the good looks of a real pirate.”

Archer’s grin widened, and he gave a dramatic bow. “Of course, he’s got the looks of a true star. But you’re welcome to disagree. I know the truth.”

Rosinante shook his head, a chuckle escaping his lips. 

As Rosinante gently rocked Arrow in his arms, his gaze turned serious, and he looked over at Penguin. “So, what’s the plan for tomorrow?” he asked, his tone soft but full of meaning.

Penguin shifted uncomfortably, clearly reluctant to answer. Archer could sense that there was something bothering him. As the room grew quiet, Archer decided to break the silence.

“Look, we know Law has plans to set sail tomorrow,” Archer began. “And if you want to stay, with Raya and Arrow, it’s not a problem. We’re family here. If you need time, if you want to be around, it’s all good.”

Penguin’s eyes widened at the suggestion. He glanced at Raya, then back at Rosinante and Archer. He was clearly torn, the weight of being a new parent and the desire to stay close to his crew weighing heavily on his shoulders.

Raya nodded in agreement. “You don’t have to leave just because of Law. Arrow’s going to need both of us.”

Rosinante gave them both a reassuring smile. “We talked to Law, and he’s fine with it. If you two want to stay here on the Silence, it’s no problem. You can be with us, get used to this whole parenting thing. You don’t have to go anywhere.”

Penguin seemed to think it over, the lines of concern slowly softening on his face. He glanced at Raya, and she gave him a warm, understanding look. After a long moment, he nodded slowly.

“Alright. I’ll stay,” he said, his voice quiet. “I don’t want to leave Raya or Arrow. Not yet.”

Raya’s smile softened, and she looked up at Rosinante and Archer, her gratitude evident. “Thank you. This means a lot to us.”

Rosinante handed Arrow back to Raya, his expression warm and kind. “Welcome to the Roaring Pirates, Penguin. It’s good to have you with us, again.”

Archer chuckled and clapped Penguin on the back. “You’re officially one of us now, buddy. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure you don’t get too comfortable. We’ve got a reputation to uphold.”

Penguin looked at them both with a mixture of surprise and amusement. “I’m starting to think I’ll never get used to this. You guys are something else.”

Before they left the cabin, Archer turned around, his grin broad and genuine. “Hey, if you need anything—anything at all—don’t hesitate to ask.”

With a final wave, they left the cabin, the door closing gently behind them. As Archer and Rosinante walked down the hall, the sound of Raya and Penguin talking quietly, no doubt planning the next steps of their new journey.

"Well," Archer said, breaking the silence, "looks like we’ve got a new member."

Rosinante chuckled. “And a whole lot of responsibility.”

Archer shrugged, grinning. "Hey, who needs sleep when you've got a new baby around?"

 

The morning sun filtered through the windows of the Silence, casting warm rays across the deck. Inside the galley, the rest of the crew had gathered for their usual breakfast, but there was something... different in the air today. It wasn’t the aroma of bacon or freshly brewed coffee. No, this time it was the heavy silence that settled over the group as they all stared at a dagger stabbed into the wall, holding a large piece of parchment.

Giles squinted at it, rubbing his eyes as if trying to shake off the fog of sleep. "What’s this?" he mumbled, glancing around at the others who were equally confused. He leaned forward and, after a moment, pulled the paper from the wall. His eyes scanned the first line, then he froze, his eyes widening in realization.

New Rules and Things That Must Be Fixed! he read aloud, squinting at the paper. “Oh no...”

The rest of the crew leaned in, one by one, to read the list. Archer and Rosinante might have been sleeping in, but they had left a little "gift" for the crew

1) No smoking inside the Galley! (Rosinante)

That’s a rule now?” Ace asked, eyebrows raised as he looked to Rosinante’s empty seat. “Who would’ve thought?”

2) All alcohol must be locked away.

Vivi raised an eyebrow, scanning the next one. “That’s definitely for the best. You’d think we’d learned our lesson from last time...when Gin tried to make ‘breakfast’ using rum instead of water.”

Gin looked horrified. “I wasn’t trying to cook, okay? That was a...a misunderstanding! Besides, who knew rum could turn pancakes into a fire hazard?”

Timble chuckled. “Everyone in the room, apparently.”

3) No weapons laying around!

“Yeah, that’s a really good idea,” Katakuri said with a deadpan expression, his hands folded. “I mean, who leaves knives lying around during a game of ‘Find the Sandwich’?”

Giles snorted. “I swear it wasn’t me! Last time it was Nugget, with his weird hidden stash of cutlery.”

Nugget, in the corner of the room just looked at them, flapping his wings.

4) Same for poisons!

“Poison?” Luc asked, eyebrows raised. “Do we even have poison on this ship?”

“Just don’t ask Timble,” Katakuri said, rolling his eyes.

“Alright,” Timble started, holding his hands up defensively. “I’ll admit, I’ve made a few poisons in my day, but this? that’s a new one.”

5) No porno magazines in the Galley! (Giles, I know it's you!)

“Okay, now I know who’s been leaving reading material around here,” Vivi said, her face twisting with a mix of disgust and amusement. “Giles, how many times do we have to tell you?”

Giles flinched. “I swear, it wasn’t mine! I don’t even read that stuff. It’s not my fault those things keep showing up on the table!”

“Uh-huh, sure,” Pudding smirked, tossing him a wink. “Keep telling yourself that.”

6) From now on, the door to the deck from the Galley must be closed at all times (Though not when baby Arrow is sleeping).

“Alright, that’s fair enough,” Tama murmured, nodding. “I mean, we don’t want Arrow rolling off the deck.”

“I don’t think he can roll yet, Tama,” Luc said, raising an eyebrow.

“Details, details,” she muttered back.

7) NO FIRES! (Ace)

“Wait, is this seriously a rule now?” Ace asked, his voice an octave higher than usual. “I’m not allowed to make fires?”

Pudding burst out laughing. “Is this because of the time you set the entire pantryon fire? Or when you almost set your dad on fire during that one fight?”

Ace glared at her. “That was… an accident. And you’re lucky I didn’t set you on fire too, Pudding.”

8) No throwing knives at people who steal snacks before dinner (Gin).

“Oh yeah, I remember that incident,” Luc said dryly. “A whole bunch of knives flying around like it was a dinner party gone wrong.”

Gin raised his hands, grinning sheepishly. “I mean, in my defense, no one said I couldn’t defend myself.”

“Are you really defending throwing knives at us?” Vivi asked, shaking her head.

9) No bombmaking inside. Really! (Timble).

“Do I even need to explain this one?” Timble asked, clearly bewildered. “Who’s going to make bombs inside anyway?”

Ace snorted. “You. Obviously you.”

10) No sudden shrieking! (Pudding and Archer).

“What?!” Pudding’s voice shot up. “That was a one-time thing!”

Timble and Vivi both laughed. “I think Archer and Pudding take turns trying to see who can scream louder,” Vivi mused. “They’re both pretty good at it.”

11) No shitting on the baby, or the baby’s stuff (Nugget).

Nugget just flew away.

12) The entire ship must be babyproofed pronto! 

“Alright,” Vivi said, grinning. “This is something we can actually do.”

“You can blame Raya and Penguin for that one,” Katakuri chuckled. 

“Fine,” Luc muttered. “But seriously, Dad’s gone mad.”

“Yeah, mad,” Tama said, as the crew laughed. “We all have work to do!”

As the rest of the crew groaned, Brulee, who had been quietly observing the whole situation, piped up with a mischievous grin. “I dare anyone to wake up the captains now ad start bitching at them. You never know what they’re doing in there, and trust me… you don’t want to know.”

The crew looked at each other in horror, then at the door to the captain’s cabin, and decided that, for today, they were going to stick to the rules.

“Alright,” Timble said, rolling up his sleeves. “Let’s get to work, people! We’ve got baby-proofing to do!”

Chapter 119: Gala

Summary:

It takes a village
Baboons
Knitting and whisky
Sengoku = combustion man
Help
Gala
Aubun and bald
Not me
Lucky

Notes:

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Chapter Text

It had been three weeks since they had sailed away from the island. Luffy and Law, along with their respective crews, had set out on their own paths. Luffy continued his journey toward Elbaf, while Law—well, who knew what Law’s plans were, except Law himself? Sabo and Koala had also departed, with Brûlée’s assistance, leaving the Silence to settle into a new normal.

The new rules were upheld—mostly. Rosinante had already broken the no-smoking-in-the-galley rule once, but Archer had been quick to flick the cigarette from his mouth before he could light it. Gin had also thrown a knife at Ace during dinner prep when Ace had the audacity to steal a steak, but aside from that? Smooth sailing.

And baby Arrow? He was growing fast, a happy baby with big, curious purple eyes. Raya was up and about again, now fully focused on bullying Archer into working out with her. She was determined to get back into shape, and unfortunately for Archer, he had been drafted as her reluctant gym partner. Thankfully, neither she nor Penguin ever lacked willing babysitters. Everyone pitched in—even learning how to change a diaper. Giles had taken an unfortunate lesson in timing when Arrow peed directly onto his face. The look of sheer horror had been priceless.

One particular night, Archer woke up feeling parched. He rolled out of bed, ruffling his hair as he made his way to the galley. There, he stumbled upon an exhausted Penguin pacing back and forth, a screaming Arrow in his arms.

Penguin looked like absolute hell—wild hair, dark circles, and the distinct air of someone who hadn’t slept in days. His voice was frantic as he explained that Arrow had been crying all evening and night, and with Raya passed out from exhaustion, he was left on baby duty.

Archer sighed, stepping forward. "Give him here, Penguin. Go to bed."

Penguin blinked at him, as if weighing whether or not to argue, but in the end, exhaustion won. “He’s already had a diaper change, and there’s a bottle in the fridge,” he mumbled, voice thick with gratitude.

Archer smirked. “Told you formula and bottles would come in handy.”

Penguin groaned but didn’t have the energy to retort. He all but ran to bed as Archer shifted Arrow in his arms. The baby let out another shriek, tiny fists flailing, and Archer lifted him up to eye level.

“You, my tiny drama queen, are about to wake the whole damn ship,” he muttered.

Arrow hiccupped, but Archer was already moving. He warmed up the bottle and carried the still-fussy baby back toward his and Rosi’s cabin. Just as Arrow’s face scrunched up for another wail, Archer swiftly popped the bottle into his mouth, silencing him instantly.

Rosinante was still fast asleep, snoring softly. Archer settled onto the bed, letting Arrow finish his bottle before gently burping him. He leaned back against the headboard, resting the now-sleeping baby on his chest. As his own eyes started to drift shut, the bed shifted.

Rosinante stirred, blinking sleepily at the sight before him. A soft smile crossed his face. Without a word, he sat up, adjusting the pillows before pulling Archer back against his chest, supporting him. Archer sighed, settling comfortably, his hand resting protectively on Arrow’s back. Together, the three of them drifted into peaceful sleep.

Morning came too soon. A loud snap jolted them awake.

Blinking groggily, Archer squinted at the source of the noise—only to find Ace grinning smugly, a camera in hand, while Raya and Vivi beamed beside him.

“Oh, you assholes,” Archer groaned.

Click. Another picture.

Rosinante just chuckled, tightening his arms around Archer and Arrow. "It’s a good picture," he murmured.

Archer sighed.

 

One afternoon, Archer was once again on baby duty, carrying Arrow on his chest in a sling. For some reason, he was the only one who could calm the little bean down when he was screaming. It had become such a regular occurrence that the crew automatically handed Arrow to him at the first sign of distress. One time, it had even happened while Archer was mid-conversation with Crocodile and Mihawk over the Den Den Mushi.

Both men had been floored when Archer casually mentioned Arrow’s birth. He could practically hear their jaws drop through the receiver. Then, to his absolute disbelief, Mihawk of all people said, "It is called a cryptic pregnancy."

Archer had blinked. "The fuck does that mean?"

Mihawk, in his ever-monotone voice, explained, "It means a person is unaware of their pregnancy until very late or even only at birth. It can happen due to irregular menstruation, minimal symptoms, or physiological factors that conceal it."

There was a pause before Crocodile demanded, "And where the fuck do you know that shit from?"

"It sometimes happens to the baboons," Mihawk replied smoothly.

"What baboons?!"

Deciding that he did not, in fact, want to know, Archer had shaken his head, muttered a goodbye, and hung up. Now, he had far more important things to focus on—like finishing the baby blanket he had sworn to knit for Arrow. So he pulled out his yarn and needles, adjusted his glasses, and got to work.

That was when, out of absolutely nowhere, Sengoku appeared in the galley, standing beside Smoker, both of them staring at Archer like he had grown a second head.

Archer froze, knitting needles still raised mid-stitch, while Arrow let out a sleepy little sigh against his chest.

Frowning, Archer asked, "What the hell are you doing here?"

Sengoku, his teeth gritted and his face dangerously red, barked, "Where did the baby come from?! Did you and Rosinante just pick up a random child.. Again?!"

Before Archer could even begin to answer, Raya strode in, smacking a hand against her forehead. "I KNEW I forgot to tell you something!" she exclaimed, then turned to Archer. "So, funny story—I may have forgotten to mention that Sengoku called a few days ago, saying he’d be dropping by."

Archer slowly turned his head to glare at her, knitting needles still raised.

Completely unfazed, Raya swooped in, plucked Arrow from the sling, and cooed, "C’mon, baby, let’s go annoy your dad and Uncle Gin."

Just then, Rosinante entered the galley. He took one look at his very pissed-off father, Smoker pouring himself a drink, and Archer resuming his knitting, and simply said, "Oh. Hey, Dad. What brings you here?"

Sengoku looked seconds away from combusting. "EXPLANATION. NOW."

Sighing, Rosinante plopped down next to Archer and started explaining how baby Arrow came to be, while Archer resumed his knitting, and Smoker casually poured himself another drink.

Rosinante managed to calm down his dad, reassuring him that the baby was Raya and Penguin’s son. Sengoku, still red in the face, took a deep breath and slowly exhaled through his nose, clearly trying to process this information. Meanwhile, Smoker frowned, crossing his arms.

“Wait. How the hell did she not know she was pregnant? Don’t pregnant women, y’know… get fat?” Smoker asked, waving a hand vaguely in the air.

Sengoku smacked him over the head before he could say anything else, making Smoker grunt in pain.

Archer grinned, taking the opportunity to share his newfound knowledge. “Actually,” he said smugly, still knitting, “it’s called a cryptic pregnancy. Mihawk told me about it.”

Sengoku blinked. “I’m sorry, who told you?”

Archer shrugged, his knitting needles clicking together. “Mihawk. Apparently, it sometimes happens to baboons.”

Silence. Absolute, stunned silence.

Smoker slowly turned his head. “Baboons?”

Sengoku pinched the bridge of his nose. “Where the fuck does that man even—never mind.” He shook his head as if trying to shake off the mental image. “So… was it Law who delivered the baby?”

Rosinante shook his head. “No. It was Archer.”

Both Marines turned to Archer, who was still knitting like this was just another normal afternoon.

Smoker narrowed his eyes. “And how, exactly, did that happen?”

Archer sighed dramatically, setting his knitting aside for a moment. “Well, Raya and I were fighting some Holy Knight named Saint Sommers in an old temple. You know, the usual.”

“The usual?” Sengoku repeated, looking like he was regretting asking.

Archer ignored him. “Anyway, after he ran off, suddenly Raya’s water broke, and it scared the shit out of us because—surprise!—neither of us knew she was pregnant.”

Smoker and Sengoku stared at him like he had grown a second head.

“So there we were,” Archer continued, waving a hand lazily, “trapped in an old temple with no help, no doctor, and a woman about to give birth. And, well, considering I helped deliver my sister’s kid, I figured, why not? And boom—baby Arrow was born.”

Smoker and Sengoku continued to stare, their mouths slightly open.

Archer leaned back in his chair and picked up his knitting again. “Still pissed I forgot to take the beard I cut off Sommers with me.”

Sengoku looked at Rosinante, his eye twitching. “He’s joking, right?”

Rosinante sighed, rubbing his face. “No, Dad. He’s not.”

Smoker opened the cupboard and grabbed a bottle of whiskey, pouring himself another drink without a word. Sengoku, now looking like he had aged five years, muttered something about needing a vacation.

Archer smirked, satisfied with the reactions.

Archer set his knitting aside, his golden eyes narrowing as he looked at Sengoku. "So, did you just miss us, or is there something else?"

Sengoku snorted before smacking a newspaper down onto the table. "Take a look at this."

Curious, Archer picked it up, glancing at the headline before bursting into laughter. Right there on the front page was Law, now dubbed the "Flower Prince," his usually grumpy face surrounded by an almost ridiculous amount of floral decor.

"Oh, this is amazing!" Archer cackled, holding the paper up for Rosinante to see.

Rosinante took one look and nearly doubled over, gripping the edge of the table as he wheezed with laughter. "He’s going to kill someone for this!"

Sengoku, clearly more amused than annoyed, crossed his arms. "I have that picture framed on my desk, right next to the others."

Archer raised a brow, smirking. "Others? You mean…?"

Beaming like the proud grandfather he was, Sengoku nodded. "I have pictures of all my grandkids in my office—though not their wanted posters." He gave them both a look. "The only one I’m missing is a picture from your wedding day. And I’m not leaving until I get it."

Rosinante stiffened, gulping audibly before bolting toward their cabin. Archer just smirked, stretching out in his chair as he watched his husband scramble.

A few minutes later, Rosinante returned, slightly breathless but victorious. He handed Sengoku a carefully kept wedding photo—one that captured the exact moment Archer and Rosinante kissed under the stars at their wedding in Dressrosa.

Sengoku took it, examining it with a soft expression before carefully tucking it away. "Good. Now my collection is complete."

Archer chuckled, but before he could tease Sengoku any further, the older man’s expression grew serious. "Now, onto the real reason I’m here. There’s something dangerous we need to talk about."

That caught Archer’s attention. He sat up straighter, glancing at Rosinante, who had also sobered at the sudden shift in tone. "Alright," Archer said, standing. "Let’s move this to the meeting room. I’ll gather everyone else."

Rosinante nodded. "Minus the girls. They can look after Arrow."

With a final glance at the newspaper still on the table, Archer shook his head with a grin. "I’m still keeping this. Law’s never living this down."

Sengoku sighed but didn’t argue. With that, Archer headed off to round up the crew, already wondering just what kind of trouble was brewing now.

 

Archer leaned back in his chair, feeling the familiar tension coil around his spine as Sengoku began to speak. The room had grown quiet, everyone’s eyes trained on the Marine admiral as he addressed them.

“We have a problem,” Sengoku said, his voice firm, though there was a slight edge of frustration beneath it. “There’s something going on in the Marines, and I need your help to figure it out.”

The sudden seriousness in his tone had everyone on edge, and Archer found himself listening intently, his fingers drumming against the armrest.

Sengoku continued, pacing in front of the table. “In one week, there will be a Gala held for the most important Marine officers and influential figures in the world. I’ve received word that Akainu is slowly cutting me out of everything. I can’t trust the Marines I once worked with anymore, and with Garp imprisoned by Blackbeard, I’m on my own. I need people on the inside to find out what he’s planning, and I’m asking if you and your crew can help.”

Archer exchanged a glance with Rosinante, who gave him a brief nod.

Vivi’s voice broke the silence. “I’ve been invited,” she said, holding up an ornate, cream-colored invitation. “As the Queen, or future queen, of Alabasta, I’m expected to attend.”

Archer raised an eyebrow. This was a twist he hadn’t expected. 

Sengoku nodded, looking at the group. “Vivi’s invitation gives us the perfect entry point. But she can’t go alone. I’ll need your help.”

Archer stood, already moving toward the giant planning board hanging on the wall. He grabbed a marker and made a few quick marks before speaking again.

“Vivi will go to the Gala, but she won’t go alone. Gin, you and I will be posing as her royal bodyguards. Pudding, you’ll pose as her handmaiden,” Archer said, his voice sharp and clear. He glanced at Timble, who was practically bouncing with excitement. “And Timble can hide in my pocket, staying out of sight.”

The crew nodded, understanding their roles. Archer’s mind was already racing, working out the details of how they would make this work. 

Turning back to Sengoku, Archer continued, “Rosinante, Ace, Penguin—you’ll pose as Marines. You’ll follow Sengoku, and play your parts well.”

He turned his gaze to Raya, who was quietly watching, a frown tugging at her lips. “This time, Raya, you won’t be able to come with us. 

Raya’s frown deepened, and Archer knew she wasn’t happy about the change in plans. She always loved being in the thick of things. “What do you want me to do, then?” she asked, clearly put off.

Archer smirked, leaning back as he crossed his arms. “Well, we’re going to need help with some... subtle transformations. Rosinante and I need our hair colored, Ace and I needs makeup to hide our freckles, and I’ll need contacts to mask my eye color.”

Raya’s face lit up at the mention of her expertise in all things cosmetic. “I can do that,” she said, the smile returning to her lips. “I’ll make you all look unrecognizable.”

Ace groaned, clearly unimpressed at the thought of wearing makeup. “I’m not doing this,” he muttered, his arms crossed over his chest. “This is ridiculous.”

Archer chuckled, giving his son a pointed look. “Suck it up, kid. You want to blend in, you’ve got to play the part.” He shot a quick grin at Rosinante, who was quietly observing the exchange.

Rosinante stood up and stretched. “Raya, you will handle everything here on the Silence. Katakuri, Brulee, and Giles, you’ll stay behind to watch over the ship and the kids. If things go south, we need to be ready to move quickly.”

Archer nodded. The last thing they needed was to be caught off guard. He glanced at Sengoku, his expression turning more serious. “We’ll be ready. But, what kind of evidence do you need?”

Sengoku glanced over at Smoker, who had been quiet up until now. Smoker shifted in his seat, speaking for the first time. “Anything. Documents, plans, conversations... we need to know what Akainu’s up to.”

Archer leaned forward, making eye contact with Sengoku. “We’ll find what you need.”

Sengoku’s eyes softened for a moment, clearly impressed with how his son and son-in-law had already begun to organize. “I’m counting on you all.”

With that, Archer nodded, his mind already shifting gears. The plan was in motion, and soon, they’d find out what Akainu was really up to.

As the others filed out of the meeting room, Archer couldn't help but feel the weight of what they were about to undertake. The stakes were high, and their plan was already in motion. However, there were still a few lingering questions, and he wasn’t the type to leave things in the air.

“Hey, Sengoku, Smoker, a word?” Archer called, motioning for the two men to stay behind. Rosinante followed.

The room was empty now, save for the four of them. Archer crossed his arms and leaned against the table, looking at the two high-ranking Marines with a serious expression. "Is there anything else we need to know about this Gala or Akainu’s movements?" he asked, his voice steady but sharp.

Sengoku, always the composed leader, shook his head slowly. "What I told you is all I know. Akainu’s been tightening his grip on the Marines, and with Garp imprisoned by Blackbeard, I don’t have any direct access to the intel I need."

Archer nodded, taking in the information. It wasn’t much, but it was enough to give them a solid starting point. They would have to work with what they had.

Before Archer could speak again, Sengoku turned to Rosinante with a wry smile. “I’ve got to say, I’m looking forward to seeing you in a Marine uniform again. It’s been so many years since I last saw you in one.”

Rosinante groaned, rubbing a hand over his face. “I’d rather not think about it, honestly,” he muttered, sounding half-annoyed, half-amused. Archer grinned at the sight of his husband’s obvious discomfort.

“Well, I can’t say I’m not looking forward to seeing my husband in a Marine uniform,” Archer said, his voice taking on a teasing tone. His mind immediately went to all the unsavory thoughts that made him chuckle. He waggled his eyebrows and winked at Rosinante, who, to his surprise, immediately blushed furiously.

Rosinante froze, his face turning a shade of red Archer hadn’t seen in years. “You—” he stammered, clearly caught off guard by the playful comment.

Sengoku sighed, looking from one to the other with the tired expression of someone who had seen more than his fair share of odd moments. “This is our cue to leave,” he said, cutting through the banter. “We’ll head back to our ship. It’s best if we stay out of your way while you handle the preparations. We’ll be in touch.”

Smoker, who had been standing silently beside Sengoku, nodded in agreement. “We’ll be ready when you are,” he said, his usual gruff tone softer than usual.

Archer smiled, straightening up and nodding back at both of them. “Thanks, Sengoku. We’ll make sure to handle this. Don’t worry about a thing.”

As Sengoku and Smoker turned to leave, Archer caught Rosinante’s eye, the teasing smile still tugging at his lips. His husband, now less flustered, rolled his eyes and muttered under his breath. "You just had to go there, didn't you?"

“Yep,” Archer replied cheerfully, the smirk still evident on his face. "It’s just a little fun before we dive into all this serious stuff. You know I can’t resist."

Rosinante’s sigh was the only response, but Archer could see the flicker of a smile tugging at the corner of his lips. Archer knew that beneath his annoyance, Rosinante appreciated the lighthearted moments, especially when things were about to get heavy.

 

Once Sengoku and Smoker had left, the focus immediately shifted to the preparations for the Gala. Archer, Gin, and Vivi were gathered in the meeting room, where Vivi began to instruct them on the customs and behaviors expected at the event. As the future queen of Alabasta, Vivi’s knowledge of royal etiquette was invaluable. She detailed the nuances of how one must present themselves—how to hold themselves with grace and poise, how to maintain composure in the presence of influential figures, and, most importantly, how to blend into the opulence of the Gala without drawing unwanted attention.

Archer knew that he and Gin had little experience in this area, and he could feel the weight of his unrefined nature. He was grateful that neither he nor Gin would be required to speak during the event, as any attempt to address the high-ranking guests would certainly lead to their cover being blown.

Pudding, on the other hand, seemed to take the lessons in stride. Being Big Mom’s daughter, she was well-versed in the intricacies of nobility and had already perfected the art of behaving like royalty—at least, as much as one could within the confines of her upbringing. She would pose as Vivi's handmaiden for the evening, a role she was well-suited for given her background.

The real challenge, however, came for Ace and Penguin. Rosinante had made it his personal mission to ensure they could pass as legitimate Marines during the Gala. His lessons were intense, as he drilled them on the importance of saluting correctly, standing at attention, and addressing superiors with the respect they deserved. Archer had to stifle his laughter when he saw Rosinante's efforts—he wasn’t surprised that his husband was a strict instructor, but seeing him yell at Ace and Penguin while correcting their stances brought a grin to his face. Ace, in particular, seemed to have trouble with the most basic aspects of Marine protocol, and Archer could only imagine how much of a challenge it was for him to suppress his natural rebellious nature in favor of discipline.

While the Marine training took place, Raya and Brulee were busy going through the dresses Vivi had brought with her, trying to find something appropriate for the Gala. The attire had to match the theme of the event while maintaining a level of subtlety that would not draw attention to the fact that they were, in fact, pirates in disguise. Brulee, always resourceful, helped to piece together the perfect ensemble for Pudding as well. Everyone had a role to play, and the preparations were coming together, albeit with a few bumps along the way.

Sengoku had promised to secure Marine uniforms for Rosinante, Ace, and Penguin. The plan was that Ace and Penguin would pose as regular Marines while Rosinante would take on the role of Marine Captain for the evening—a position he hadn’t held in years but one he could easily slip into when needed. It was a temporary return to an old identity, but one that would serve their purposes.

As for Archer and Gin, their attire was largely influenced by Vivi’s recollection of an old guard from Alabasta, a man named Chaka, who was known for wearing loose pants and an open tunic. The relaxed and flowing garments would allow Archer and Gin to blend into the background while still maintaining an air of authority. It wasn’t exactly fitting for the Gala’s formality, but it was the best option given their circumstances.

The Silence was safely tucked away in the dark cave—a perfect hideout, carefully chosen and expertly concealed by Giles. The crew had worked tirelessly to prepare for the Gala, and now, with only one day left, it was time for the final touches. Raya called everyone onto the deck early in the afternoon, a sense of urgency in her voice.

“Alright, folks, it’s time,” she declared, hands on her hips as she looked around. “Makeup and hair color changes. Get ready.”

Archer let out a long sigh. He had been looking forward to the actual Gala, but this prep work felt tedious. His gaze swept over Penguin, who was standing at the far side of the deck, looking as stoic as ever. Archer couldn’t help himself.

“You’re a smart fucker, Penguin,” Archer muttered under his breath, nodding in Penguin’s direction. “Always wearin’ that helmet, huh? Keeps people from knowin’ what you look like. Must have a good reason for it.”

Penguin’s eyes narrowed behind his helmet, but he only grunted in response. “There’s a reason for the helmet,” he said in a low voice.

Archer raised an eyebrow, curiosity piqued. With a smirk, he leaned in a little closer and whispered, “Let me guess. You’re secretly bald and wear a toupee, right?”

Penguin’s eyes widened, and he hissed, “No!”

Archer chuckled but didn’t get to enjoy his victory. Before he could continue the teasing, Raya grabbed him by the arm and practically dragged him to the chair where the hair and makeup transformations would begin.

“Sit,” she ordered, and Archer flopped into the seat with exaggerated reluctance. Rosinante, already sitting beside him, let out a frustrated sigh.

“This is ridiculous,” Rosinante grumbled under his breath. “Never in my life did I ever think I’d be sitting here dyeing my hair like some damn kid.”

Archer, barely able to contain his laughter, leaned closer to his husband. “Oh, come on, Rosi. It’ll be fun. Maybe you’ll look even more handsome with a little change.”

Rosinante shot him a glare, but Archer could see the faintest blush creeping up his neck. He loved getting under Rosinante’s skin, especially when it was so easy.

As Raya and Vivi prepared the dye, Archer noticed the look on Raya’s face. She had done this before. Archer was just hoping it would turn out as well as they’d planned. His mind briefly wandered to what their new appearances would be like—he couldn’t help but be intrigued.

“Alright,” Raya said, applying the dye to Archer’s hair with careful precision. “We’re going with a lovely auburn color for you. It’ll bring out your features—brighten you up a bit.”

Archer could feel his stomach churn slightly. He wasn’t exactly thrilled about the idea of changing his hair color, but he trusted Raya. She had a knack for this sort of thing.

“Wait, wait,” Archer said suddenly, tilting his head slightly as the dye began to settle in. “What about my brows? You’re not messing with those, right?”

Raya didn’t even pause in her work, smirking as she moved to apply dye to his eyebrows. “Oh, don’t worry,” she said with mock sweetness, “your brows will match your hair, of course.”

Archer groaned, slumping in his chair. He had forgotten about the brows. Great. He was going to look like some damn model by the end of all this.

His eyes drifted toward Rosinante, who was sitting stoically, no doubt trying to hide how uncomfortable he felt. Archer couldn’t help but chuckle under his breath. The man had always been good at looking composed, but Archer could tell by the stiff way Rosinante held his head that he wasn’t thrilled with the process either.

Lucky bastard, Archer thought, as he watched Rosinante’s hair slowly darken. It was turning a rich, earthy brown—practically the same color as dirt, but somehow still fitting for him. Rosinante was the sort of person who could pull off something like that without any trouble. Archer was not so lucky. He was about to be decked out with auburn hair and probably the most exaggerated eyebrows in the history of pirates.

Archer’s auburn hair was bad, sure, but it was nothing compared to the sight that awaited Ace and Penguin. As Raya set about the final preparations, her sharp eye caught sight of their unruly hair, and she didn’t waste a second.

"Alright, you two," she snapped, hands on her hips. "Marine standards don't allow for long, shaggy hair. We’re going to get those locks tamed."

Archer snorted to himself, watching as Ace’s eyes widened in horror. He could already tell what was coming. The sight of Ace’s messy black hair, which he usually wore with pride, was about to meet its match. But what came next took everyone by surprise.

“Cut?!" Ace's voice was a shrill mixture of panic and disbelief. "You can’t—! I mean, come on, no one ever cuts my hair!"

Rosinante let out a quiet laugh, shaking his head as he stepped forward to calm Ace down before the scene turned ugly. Archer couldn’t help but find the situation hilarious. It wasn’t like Ace to freak out over something like this, but this was definitely pushing his limits.

"Ace," Rosinante said in his usual calm, authoritative voice, "sit down. You’ll be fine."

“No! I’m not letting anyone touch my hair!” Ace protested, grabbing his head protectively.

Raya’s eyes narrowed. “Ace, sit. Now,” she commanded, her tone leaving no room for argument.

The moment Ace stubbornly refused to comply, Rosinante, who was clearly accustomed to Ace's antics, sighed and grabbed his arm, gently pulling him toward the chair.

"Ace," Rosinante said, his voice softer now as he led him, "just let her cut it. It won’t be much, and it'll make everything easier."

Ace opened his mouth to argue but then shut it. He was too smart not to see the point. After a moment of hesitation, he finally gave in, albeit begrudgingly. He sat down with an exaggerated huff, looking like a petulant child who’d just been told they couldn’t play outside anymore.

Raya gave him a soft smile. “Don’t worry, I’m not going to butcher your hair. Just a trim. You’ll still look like yourself. I promise.”

That seemed to do the trick. Ace gave her a small smile, the tension in his shoulders easing a little as he settled into the chair. Raya’s expression softened further, and she got to work, carefully trimming the ends of Ace’s thick black hair. It didn’t take long before she finished, leaving him with a neat, shorter style that still had his rebellious edge.

"See? Not so bad," Raya said, stepping back to admire her work. Ace ran his fingers through his hair, frowning slightly as he looked in a nearby mirror. He wasn't thrilled, but he’d survived it.

“Fine, I’ll live,” Ace muttered with a reluctant grin, standing up from the chair.

 

The next evening, they were ready.

Vivi looked absolutely stunning in her gown, regal and composed as if she had been born for this kind of event—which, of course, she had. Pudding, equally elegant, carried herself with an air of quiet confidence that was rare for her. The two of them were sure to steal the attention of the room.

Ace and Penguin, on the other hand, looked... well, like marines. Archer had to suppress a smirk at the sight of them. Ace’s freckles were completely covered with makeup, and with his dark hair tied back into a neat ponytail, he looked like a completely different person. If Archer didn’t know better, he’d say Ace almost looked respectable. Almost. Penguin, wore his uniform with the ease of someone used to blending in.

Archer himself, alongside Gin, looked every bit the part of proper guards. Their uniforms were crisp and pristine, their boots polished to a mirror shine. Whatever Raya had put in their hair made it glossy and smooth—an odd sensation Archer was still trying to get used to. His once-golden curls were now auburn, his freckles erased by layers of makeup, and his normally sharp golden eyes were concealed behind green contact lenses. Even the khol around his eyes gave him an unfamiliar sharpness.

He did not look like himself. At all.

And Rosinante? Well.

He looked downright sinful in that marine captain uniform.

Archer had always found his husband attractive, but seeing Rosinante in full regalia, looking every bit the commanding officer he once was, sent a shiver down his spine. The pristine white coat, the crisp blue undershirt, the way the uniform fit him just right—it was almost unfair. Archer would have happily spent the rest of the night just admiring him, but unfortunately, they had more important things to do.

Glancing at the clock, Archer noted that there was just under an hour left before they had to leave. The anticipation buzzing in his veins was too much, and he needed a moment to gather his thoughts before they stepped into enemy territory.

Slipping away from the others, he made his way back to his and Rosinante’s cabin, shutting the door behind him. He stared at his reflection in the mirror, tilting his head slightly, as if looking from a different angle would somehow make his real self reappear. But no matter how much he looked, all he saw was a stranger.

He hated it.

Every part of him that made him him—the golden hair, the sharp golden eyes, his freckles—was gone. Wiped away like they never existed. And if he couldn’t recognize himself, would Akainu?

Gods, he hoped not. That would certainly put a damper on the party.

Behind him, the door creaked open, and he didn’t have to turn around to know who it was.

Rosinante stepped in, his presence warm and steady, and Archer grumbled, eyes still locked on the mirror. “I look like someone else,” he muttered, voice laced with frustration. “Everything that makes me me is gone.”

He felt Rosinante move behind him, strong arms wrapping around his waist as his husband pulled him into a firm embrace. “That’s not true,” Rosinante murmured against his ear. “The moment you open your mouth, everyone will know exactly who you are.”

Archer scowled and turned in his arms, smacking a palm against Rosinante’s chest. “Asshole.”

Rosinante only grinned, bending down to press a soft kiss to his lips. “No matter what color your hair is, no matter what disguise you wear, you’re still you.” He stroked a thumb along Archer’s cheek, his touch warm and grounding. “And you’re still the most beautiful man in the room.”

Archer snorted. “Oh, please.”

Rosinante smirked. “Promise me you won’t run off with some nobleman who can offer you all the riches in the world?”

A giggle bubbled up in Archer’s throat as he leaned in, mumbling against Rosinante’s lips, “Can’t. I’m already taken. And I have a very hot date with a marine captain after the gala.”

Rosinante hummed in approval, pressing one last lingering kiss to his lips before pulling back, eyes full of warmth. “Lucky guy.”

Archer smirked. “Very.”

Taking a deep breath, he straightened his uniform, meeting Rosinante’s gaze with renewed focus. They were ready.

Chapter 120: Undercover

Summary:

Grand shit
Gossip
Wine
Not for rent
Hands off
Bend the knee Akainu
Timble the thief
Pulling a Garp
Sup
Peace

Notes:

And the winner for this chapers MVP goes to Vivi. The one true Queen!

Please leave a comment and a kudos! :D

Chapter Text

Archer stepped into the massive ballroom beside Gin, ten steps behind Vivi and Pudding, as protocol dictated. He had to fight the urge to gawk, but holy shit, this place was grand.

The ceiling stretched high above them, adorned with golden chandeliers that shimmered with an almost blinding radiance. The walls were lined with towering windows, their frames carved with intricate patterns of swirling gold and ivory. The floors were polished marble, reflecting the glow of the chandeliers like a mirror. The sheer extravagance of it all made Archer’s skin itch.

Then, the announcer’s voice boomed across the ballroom.

"Introducing Queen Nefertari D. Vivi of Alabasta!"

All eyes turned to her. The crowd stilled, as if in collective awe.

Vivi didn’t acknowledge them with so much as a glance. She walked forward with the grace of a woman who had been raised for this, gliding down the grand staircase like she owned the place. Pudding followed at her side, keeping her expression perfectly neutral, while Archer and Gin trailed just behind, their roles clear—guards, ever watchful, ever silent.

As they moved through the sea of nobles and high-ranking officers, Archer’s gaze flickered across the room. There—toward the left, near a lavishly decorated buffet table—stood Sengoku, flanked by Rosinante, Ace, and Penguin.

Good. The plan was working.

The moment Vivi stopped, a woman in a garish purple gown swept up to her, a well-practiced look of concern on her overly powdered face. “My dear Queen Vivi,” she lamented, fanning herself dramatically. “The world has become such a dreadful place. To think the World Government was attacked so brutally by those awful revolutionaries and pirates!”

Archer had to keep his face carefully blank. He wondered if she was actually distressed about the so-called brutality, or if she was just upset that it had disturbed her comfortable little world.

Vivi nodded absently, as if she couldn’t be bothered to entertain the conversation. Then, with a glance at Pudding, she murmured, “Fetch me a glass of wine.”

A casual order, but one with purpose.

Pudding dipped her head in obedience and drifted away—not just to get wine, but to eavesdrop. Nobles were always looser with their tongues when they thought no one important was listening.

As Pudding disappeared into the crowd, a man in a deep green coat joined the conversation. His eyes were sharp with curiosity. “Your Majesty,” he said smoothly, “how did you escape the horrors of your father’s murder at the hands of the revolutionaries?”

Archer nearly rolled his eyes. If only they knew.

Vivi’s expression turned cold, and her voice was clipped as she replied, “I was saved by Wapol. He led me to a safe haven.”

Archer almost laughed at the sheer audacity of that lie. But of course, these people wanted to believe it.

Vivi exhaled lightly and shifted the conversation, her tone laced with subtle amusement. “I’ve been absent from social gatherings for far too long. I fear I’ve missed so much. Would you be so kind as to fill me in on the latest gossip?”

The couple practically lit up at the opportunity.

“Oh, of course, my dear,” the woman cooed. “There have been whispers of... something happening at Elbaf, though why anyone would concern themselves with giants is beyond me. Such uncouth creatures.”

Archer clenched his jaw. The urge to break something was strong, but he forced his hands to remain still.

The man leaned in slightly, lowering his voice conspiratorially. “And, of course, there’s been so much turmoil since the dreadful clash between the Revolutionaries and the Admirals at Mary Geoise. And then the horrifying incident with the Roaring Pirates at Sabaody... truly ghastly. So many Celestial Dragons slaughtered—and the slaves! Why, they freed so many that the Dragons have had to resort to hiring common thugs and pirates to replenish their stock.”

Vivi’s eyes widened, feigning naïve surprise. “How terrible,” she murmured.

Archer had to dig his nails into his palm to keep his temper in check.

Then, the woman glanced around before leaning in even closer, her voice nearly a whisper. “And you didn’t hear this from me, of course, but there are rumors that Fleet Admiral Akainu is up to something—something that will reform the Marines.”

A shift. A subtle, dangerous shift.

Archer schooled his expression into one of mild curiosity, but inside, he was reeling.

Whatever Akainu was planning... it wasn’t good.

Pudding still hadn’t returned.

Vivi, barely let the delay register on her face. With a slow, deliberate wave of her hand, she gestured for Archer to step forward. “Aten,” she said smoothly, using the alias they had agreed upon, “be a dear and find Hanan. She’s taking far too long.”

Archer gave a stiff bow, playing his part. “At once, my queen.”

As he turned, he caught the tail end of the nobleman’s musings.

“Where did you find such a handsome guard, Your Majesty? Do all of Alabasta’s soldiers look like him? If so, perhaps I might hire a few?”

Archer rolled his eyes internally. The idea of serving under a man like that was almost enough to make him laugh out loud. Like hell.

He wove through the crowd, scanning the ballroom. The sea of silk, lace, and gilded military uniforms was thick, and the air was heavy with perfume and wine. Then he spotted her.

Pudding was pressed up against a marble column, the delicate stem of Vivi’s wineglass still clenched in her hand. A marine loomed over her, a smug grin on his face, his arm braced against the wall beside her head. Even from a distance, Archer could see how pale she had gone. Her hands trembled, her back rigid.

The man leaned in closer, voice thick with self-importance. “Come on, sweetheart,” he slurred, clearly enjoying himself. “Do you have any idea who I work for? I serve directly under Fleet Admiral Akainu. That means I can do whatever I want.”

Archer stepped forward. “Hanan,” he called, voice smooth but firm. “The queen is waiting for her wine.”

Pudding’s head snapped up, her wide eyes locking onto his. Relief flooded her expression, and she nodded quickly. “Of course,” she murmured, trying to step around the marine.

But the bastard wasn’t having it. His fingers curled around her shoulder, yanking her back. “Oh, no, no, no. You’re coming with me for a drink first.”

Before he even finished his sentence, Archer moved.

He caught the marine’s wrist in a vice grip, twisting it sharply. Bone ground against bone, and with a strangled yelp, the man collapsed to his knees, his face contorted in agony. The wineglass in Pudding’s hand wobbled but didn’t spill a drop.

Archer crouched slightly, his grip never loosening. His voice, cold and calm, carried just enough menace to send a shiver down the man’s spine.

“No one touches the queen’s handmaiden.”

The marine whimpered, his bravado shattering instantly.

Archer released his wrist with a sharp flick, sending him sprawling onto the marble floor. Without another word, he placed a steadying hand on Pudding’s back and led her away.

As they passed a heavy velvet curtain, Archer felt a tiny shift near his waist. Something small and quick slipped from his pocket and scurried unseen across the floor.

Timble.

The little man landed silently, vanishing into the shadows, making his way toward Akainu’s office.

Good.

 

Archer barely had time to reassure Pudding before they reached Vivi and Gin—Amon, as he was known here. The crowd pressing in around Vivi was thick, men of noble and military standing vying for her attention like peacocks fluffing their feathers.

Gin was already doing his best to hold them back, but there were too many, their voices a cacophony of flattery, bribes, and thinly veiled demands.

“Your Majesty, you must consider marriage soon—Alabasta cannot stand without a strong male presence at its head.”

“You do our hearts an injustice, Queen Vivi, refusing every offer so coldly.”

“My lady, I would be honored to take the burden of rule from your delicate shoulders—”

Archer quickened his pace as Vivi’s voice rang out, firm and clear, cutting through the noise.

“I am not looking for a consort,” she announced, eyes glinting like sharpened steel. “As Alabasta’s laws dictate, only a ruler bearing the name Nefertari may hold power. No matter how many times you ask, no matter how many of you propose, my authority remains my own. Should I choose to marry, it will be my decision, not yours.”

Several of the men scowled at her words, but Vivi stood unwavering, her presence commanding.

As Archer and Pudding reached her, she took the glass of wine from Pudding’s hand without looking at her, raising it slightly before turning on her heel. “Hanan, Aten, Amon—follow.”

They wove through the ballroom, but no matter where they went, people kept approaching, their relentless attempts growing more desperate.

“Your Majesty, a dance?”

“My Queen, perhaps we might discuss an alliance over a private supper?”

“Tell me, what would it take to gain your favor?”

One particularly bold noble sneered at Pudding as they passed. “She’s a pretty thing. How much for her?”

Vivi froze mid-step, turning with deadly grace. Archer didn’t have to see her face to know she was furious.

“Slavery,” Vivi stated, her voice quiet but ice-cold, “is punishable by death in Alabasta.”

The man paled, stepping back quickly.

And yet, there were others bolder still. Three elegantly dressed nobles—two men and a woman—approached with amused smirks.

“My Queen,” one of the men purred, eyes flicking over Archer and Gin appraisingly. “Your guards are quite impressive. Do you ever… rent them out?”

The woman leaned in, smiling coyly. “For a price, of course.”

Archer barely resisted the urge to unsheathe his sword, but Vivi did not react with anger. Instead, she simply stared at them, an eerie, expressionless look in her eyes.

The nobles visibly faltered, and after a tense moment, they hurried away.

They had just begun to enjoy a brief moment of peace when a familiar, grating voice cut through the air.

“There! That’s the bastard who attacked me!”

Archer turned to see the same marine from earlier, face red with humiliation and rage, pointing directly at him.

And beside him, looking far less amused—Fleet Admiral Akainu.

Fuck.

Archer kept his stance relaxed, though his fingers itched to reach for his sword as the marine from earlier stepped forward, his face twisted with anger. Akainu followed close behind, his broad form casting an imposing shadow over the ballroom floor. His expression was thunderous, his dark eyes burning with barely contained rage.

Akainu rumbled, his voice sharp with accusation. “One of your guards attacked a marine under my command without provocation. Such behavior cannot go unpunished.”

Vivi’s brows arched, her lips curling into something close to amusement, though Archer could see the icy fury in her eyes. She tilted her head slightly, fixing Akainu with the gaze of a queen who knew she outranked him here.

“Fleet Admiral,” she said coolly, her voice cutting through the tension like the edge of a blade. “You seem to have forgotten to whom you are speaking.” She lifted her chin, her presence radiating effortless authority. “I am the Queen of Alabasta, and I expect to be addressed accordingly.”

Akainu faltered, his jaw tightening. After a tense pause, he muttered, “My Queen.”

Vivi smiled, but it was sharp and unforgiving. Without breaking eye contact, she turned to Archer. “Report, Aten.”

Archer stepped forward, hands clasped behind his back, his posture impeccable. He kept his voice monotone, Mihawk’s training serving him well in masking any hint of amusement or irritation.

“My Queen,” he began smoothly, “as you commanded, I went to retrieve Hanan. Upon locating her, I found that she was under distress, pressed against a wall by the marine in question. He ignored my verbal warning to step away and instead laid hands on her. As he seemed incapable of removing his own hand, I assisted him.” His now green eyes flicked toward the marine, who was still nursing his wrist. “Firmly.”

Vivi’s expression darkened as she turned to Pudding. “Hanan,” she said, her voice steady, but carrying an undercurrent of simmering rage, “is this true?”

Pudding swallowed hard and lowered her head. “Y-Yes, My Queen.”

Archer almost felt sorry for the marine—almost.

Vivi pivoted back to Akainu, her voice dangerously smooth. “Then my people have done nothing wrong,” she declared. “In fact, I commend my guard for defending my beloved handmaiden.” She stepped forward, her presence unshaken even in the face of the Fleet Admiral’s looming figure. “Perhaps, Admiral, instead of demanding punishment, you should teach your men some manners.”

Akainu’s face was growing red—not from embarrassment, but barely restrained fury. Vivi wasn’t finished.

“As a father, surely you wouldn’t want any man treating your daughter that way, would you?”

The silence in the ballroom was deafening. Akainu’s jaw flexed, but he could say nothing against her logic. His glare could have melted steel, but Vivi did not so much as blink.

With a stiff nod, Akainu jerked his head toward his marine. “We’re leaving.”

As he turned, Archer exhaled slowly. It was over.

Or so he thought.

Akainu paused, then turned back, eyes narrowing. “Tell me, Queen Vivi—are you still in contact with Straw Hat Luffy?”

Vivi didn’t flinch. “Why do you ask?”

Akainu’s voice dropped, becoming almost casual. “It’s well known that the Straw Hats assisted in freeing Alabasta from Crocodile. It makes one wonder… how deep that connection goes.” He folded his arms. “Perhaps you’ve even had the pleasure of meeting his father.” He smiled, but it was anything but friendly. “Portgas D. Archer.”

Archer’s lips twitched, but he schooled his expression into something neutral.

Vivi, however, only smiled—sweetly.

“Oh,” she said lightly, “I have never met the Portgas patriarch, but I do know of his father. Portgas D. Hunter was my adpotive uncle.” She let the words hang in the air for just a moment before adding, “Which would make Archer my dear cousin, wouldn’t it?”

Akainu’s face twisted, his hands curling into fists.

“You should be careful,” he ground out, voice low and warning. “One never knows when such associations will come back to bite.”

Vivi took a slow sip of her wine, her smirk almost imperceptible. Then, just as Akainu turned to leave, she spoke again, her voice loud enough for the entire room to hear.

“Like Doflamingo?”

Akainu stiffened.

For the first time that evening, he had no retort.

And then, without another word, he stalked out of the ballroom, his steps heavier than before.

Holy shit, that was a close one.

And holy fuck, Vivi was awesome.

Archer hadn’t doubted her for a second, but even he hadn’t expected her to verbally wipe the floor with Akainu like that. She had thrown his own weaknesses back at him with the grace of a seasoned diplomat, never once exposing herself or her allies. Every word had been precise, every calculated dig perfectly placed, and the best part? Akainu had nothing to counter with.

Archer was so fucking proud.

Vivi, however, was still simmering, her face carefully composed but her shoulders tight with restrained fury. Without a word, she turned on her heel and strode toward an empty corner of the ballroom, the rest of them following like shadows. Archer let her take the lead, knowing she needed to cool off before saying anything that would tip off the wrong people.

As she stopped, her back turned to the crowd, something shifted beneath the silk of her dress. Archer barely had time to raise an eyebrow before a tiny head popped up directly from her cleavage.

Timble.

The little bastard had somehow managed to dart up under Vivi’s dress unnoticed while she was walking.

Archer fought to keep his face blank, but his eyebrow twitched upward in silent question. Timble met his gaze and gave a curt nod before vanishing between Vivi’s breasts again like he’d never been there.

There it was. Their signal. Timble had secured what they came for. It was time to leave.

Vivi inhaled sharply, collecting herself, and Archer could practically feel the shift in her demeanor. Gone was the seething fury—now, she was once again Queen Nefertari Vivi, poised and regal. Without a glance back at the fuming Akainu, she turned and walked gracefully across the ballroom. Archer, Gin, and Pudding followed at a respectful distance, their steps in sync.

They approached Sengoku, who stood with a drink in hand, his sharp eyes missing nothing. Vivi’s expression softened just slightly as she inclined her head toward him.

“Fleet Admiral Sengoku,” she said smoothly, “it was a pleasure seeing you again. I only wish it had been under better circumstances. It pains me to see the standard of the Marines fall so… drastically.”

Sengoku chuckled, the sound low and knowing. “A tragedy, indeed,” he murmured, taking her hand and pressing a brief kiss to her knuckles. “Safe travels, My Queen.”

That was his signal to them. Message received.

Archer let his gaze flicker to Rosinante, whose lips quirked ever so slightly. It was the smallest of smiles, but to Archer, it was everything. He winked at his husband, who, predictably, rolled his eyes but didn’t stop smiling.

With their final farewell made, Vivi turned on her heel and strode out of the ballroom, her head high, her composure flawless. Archer followed, already feeling the rush of a mission successfully completed.

Now, all that was left was to return to the Silence.

 

By the time Archer, Vivi, Gin, and Pudding stepped foot back onto the Silence, the weight of the night still clung to them like a storm that hadn’t quite passed. The tension, the verbal sparring with Akainu, and the ever-present danger of being caught—fuck, it had been a long night.

They barely had a moment to breathe before they were greeted by Raya and Katakuri.

"GIN!"

Before Gin could even blink, Katakuri had scooped him up and swung him around like a ragdoll, much to the chef’s amusement. Instead of complaining, Gin just laughed, grinning ear to ear as Katakuri effortlessly threw him over his shoulder and strode off to gods-knew-where.

Archer snorted but turned his attention to Luc and Tama, who were standing nearby. "Tama, get Brulee and Giles," he said, rubbing the bridge of his nose. "We need everyone here for this."

The little girl saluted and took off. A few minutes later, she returned with Brulee and Giles in tow.

Once they were all gathered, Archer and Vivi wasted no time explaining what had gone down at the gathering—Akainu’s accusations, Vivi’s sharp-tongued retorts, and most importantly, the undeniable proof that Akainu was moving forward with his own brand of justice.

Before they could go into further detail, Timble piped up from Vivi’s shoulder. “I got everything Sengoku asked for.” His voice held an unmistakable note of pride, and with a dramatic gesture, he folded his arms and grinned. “But let’s wait for everyone before I spill the good stuff.”

Raya, handed Archer his tiny nephew. But the moment the baby saw Archer’s disguised face, his little face scrunched up, and he started to wail.

Archer groaned. "I feel the same way, kid," he muttered, bouncing Arrow once before giving up and handing him back to his mother. "I don’t look like me do I?"

Raya snorted and cradled the fussy infant while Archer pulled her and Brulee into a hug. He hadn’t realized just how much he had needed that until now.

It took another painfully slow hour before the rest of their crew returned. Once everyone was accounted for—minus Katakuri and Gin, who were still off somewhere—they moved into the meeting room for the debrief.

Vivi stood, her expression composed but sharp. “Here’s what I learned,” she began, detailing everything she had picked up from the conversations and subtle cues during the evening. When she finished, Sengoku shook his head.

“Rosinante and I learned nothing,” he admitted with a sigh. “No whispers, no hints. Either they’re being very careful, or we were looking in the wrong places.”

Then, Arrow started crying again. Without hesitation, Raya handed the baby to Sengoku.

Archer barely held back a laugh at the way the former Fleet Admiral’s eyes widened in alarm as he found himself holding a tiny, red-faced baby. Raya, completely unbothered, disappeared and returned a moment later with a bottle. Without a word, she handed it to Sengoku.

Still stunned, he took it. And, much to everyone’s surprise, the moment he started feeding Arrow, the baby quieted instantly.

That’s when Timble leapt onto the table.

With a dramatic flair, he opened a “door” in the air and pulled out a thick stack of papers. “Alright, folks, here’s the big one.” He spread the papers across the table. “Akainu’s ‘reform’ plan. And in short? It means every Marine he considers a traitor is going to be executed.”

The room went still.

Archer’s stomach twisted. He scanned the papers, his eyes landing on two names at the very top of the list.

Sengoku.
Garp.

Still cradling Arrow, Sengoku sighed. He didn’t look angry. If anything, he looked like a man who had seen this coming for a long time. “I figured as much,” he muttered. Then, as if deciding something right there and then, his lips twitched into a smirk.

“It’s time for Plan ‘Pull a Garp.’”

Everyone stared at him.

“What the fuck does that mean?” Archer demanded.

Sengoku just smiled cryptically and—without explaining a damn thing—handed the now-sleeping Arrow back to Raya. Then, standing up, he adjusted his coat and stretched.

“Well, I’ll be off,” he said casually. “But before I go, I’ll need a picture of Arrow for my office.”

And with that, the former Fleet Admiral of the Marines left the ship—leaving everyone else still staring at the door, absolutely baffled.

After Sengoku left, the room was thick with silence. No one really knew what to say—there was only so much one could process in a single night.

Finally, Ace stretched, rolling his shoulders with a groan. “Well, that was a lot,” he muttered. Then, rubbing at his face, he scowled. “I’m gonna go wash all this damn makeup off.” Without another word, he turned and left.

Archer exhaled through his nose and pushed himself up from his seat. “Alright,” he said, voice laced with exhaustion. “We’re calling it a night. New meeting tomorrow at nine—don’t be late.”

The crew nodded, some already half-asleep where they sat.

Archer wasted no time heading to his cabin, shutting the door behind him with a sigh. His bones ached, his mind was spinning, and all he wanted was a damn shower.

That was the plan.

Until he heard screaming.

Three distinct voices, all yelling at once.

His stomach dropped.

Without thinking, Archer bolted towards the sound, heart hammering against his ribs. Had they been followed? Had someone snuck onto the Silence? Were they under attack? He skidded to a stop at the open bathroom door and—

Oh.

Oh.

Ace was standing in the doorway, hands slapped over his eyes, face red as a cherry.

And inside the bathroom?

A very naked and very wet Katakuri.

Holding an equally naked and equally wet Gin.

Who was pressed up against the wall with his legs wrapped around Katakuri’s waist.

Archer blinked. Then blinked again.

Gin, despite the situation, managed to peek over Katakuri’s shoulder with a barely-concealed smirk. “Sup.”

Katakuri, on the other hand, just glared daggers at the intrusion, his face burning like a furnace.

Archer, to his credit, barely choked back a laugh as he reached for Ace’s collar and yanked him backward. “Alright, alright, sorry for the interruption, gentlemen. Carry on.”” he said, slamming the door shut. 

Still grinning, Archer turned to Ace, who looked like he wanted the sea to swallow him whole. Hands still over his eyes, Ace muttered something incomprehensible under his breath before all but sprinting to his own cabin.

Archer crossed his arms, shaking his head. “One of these days, you’re gonna learn to knock.”

No response. Just a door slamming shut.

Chuckling to himself, Archer finally returned to his and Rosi’s cabin. With a sigh, he stripped off the royal guard uniform and tossed it onto a chair. Next, he plucked the damn contacts out, blinking a few times as his golden eyes adjusted to the dim lighting.

Then, finally, finally, he stepped into the shower, letting the hot water wash away the night’s insanity.

After his shower, Archer finally felt like himself again. Gone was the disguise—his golden curls were back in full force, wild and unruly as ever, his freckles scattered across his cheeks like constellations. His eyes, now free of the thick kohl, gleamed in the dim light of their cabin. Dressed only in loose sleeping pants, he was still drying his hair as he stepped into the bedroom.

Rosinante was already there, standing shirtless in just his Marine-issued pants, stretching his arms above his head. The muscles in his back flexed with the motion, his broad shoulders rolling as he let out a low groan of satisfaction. Archer paused for a moment, unable to help admiring the sight—until Rosinante turned, caught his gaze, and broke into a wide grin.

“There you are,” Rosinante said warmly. “I missed my golden treasure.”

Archer felt his face heat up instantly. “Gods, you’re such a sap.” He rolled his eyes and threw his towel at him.

Rosinante laughed, catching the towel as it hit his chest before bending down to pick it up properly. Meanwhile, Archer grabbed his glasses from the bedside table, sliding them on as he noticed a folded note left on their desk. Recognizing Raya’s scrawled handwriting, he opened it and quickly read over the message.

Luffy called. You and Rosi should call him back tomorrow.

Archer smiled faintly, setting the note down just as he felt warm hands slide around his waist. Rosinante’s body pressed against his back, solid and comforting, while his lips brushed against the side of his neck.

A soft kiss. Then another. And another—hot and lingering as Rosinante’s tongue flicked over Archer’s pulse point.

Archer exhaled, leaning back into the touch as a slow smirk curled his lips. “Y’know, that was a close call,” he murmured, tilting his head slightly to give Rosinante more room to work. “I almost ran away with a nobleman tonight.”

Rosinante hummed against his skin, hands tightening on Archer’s hips. “Is that so?”

“Oh, absolutely.” Archer bit his lip to hold back a chuckle. “Apparently, a few nobles asked Vivi if she rented her guards out.”

That made Rosinante still. His grip tightened just a fraction—possessive, but not enough to hurt. Then, his hands slid lower, fingers dipping beneath the waistband of Archer’s pants as he leaned in, voice a husky whisper against his ear.

“…Did you consider their offer?”

A deep, shuddering moan slipped from Archer’s lips as Rosinante’s hands moved. He barely managed to get out, “Not for all the riches in the world.”

Rosinante nipped at his earlobe, his breath hot. “Not even the One Piece?”

Archer turned in his arms, golden eyes locking onto his husband’s as he grinned. “Not even that,” he murmured, before pulling Rosinante into a deep, searing kiss.

Rosinante pushed Archer onto the bed, his hands threading through golden curls as he leaned down, lips ghosting over Archer’s ear. "Missed you tonight," he murmured, voice low and rough. "Forgot how mind-numbingly dull it is to be a Marine."

Archer grinned up at him, slipping his hands under the waistband of Rosinante’s Marine-issue pants, fingertips teasing over his hips. "Then it’s a damn good thing I corrupted you into a life as an outlaw and a real pirate, huh?" He punctuated his words by licking a slow, deliberate stripe along Rosinante’s neck.

Rosinante groaned, his grip tightening in Archer’s hair as he shivered. "With that tongue? You could corrupt even Akainu himself."

Archer snorted, the idea of that sending him into amused disbelief, but he didn’t dwell on it. Instead, he twisted his body and rolled, flipping their positions so he was straddling Rosinante, pinning him down against the mattress. His golden eyes gleamed mischievously as he smirked down at his husband. "Then I’d say you’re lucky," Archer said, voice thick with amusement, "since you’re the one I chose." He winked, making sure to shift just enough to make his point clear.

Rosinante’s answering grin was sharp as he suddenly reached up and pinched Archer’s nipples, making him moan unexpectedly. "Oh, I know," Rosinante rumbled, amusement dancing in his eyes. "And I never forget how lucky I am, love."

Archer huffed, rolling his hips slightly in retaliation, watching with satisfaction as Rosinante’s breath hitched. But before he could make another move, Rosinante’s arms wound around his waist, pulling him down until their foreheads touched. The teasing air between them softened just a fraction, warmth settling in its place.

For a long moment, they simply looked at each other. The sounds of the ship, distant murmurs of the crew still awake, the gentle rocking of the ocean—none of it mattered. It was just the two of them, tangled together in the quiet comfort of their cabin.

"Love you," Archer muttered, voice quieter than before, but just as full of conviction.

Rosinante brushed his nose against Archer’s, his lips curling into something softer. "Love you too, Golden Treasure."

Archer groaned dramatically. "You have to stop calling me that."

"Never," Rosinante grinned. Then, in one swift motion, he rolled them again, reclaiming his place on top. "Now," he mused, dipping down to kiss along Archer’s collarbone, "I think you still owe me for all that time you spent playing bodyguard today."

Archer let out a mock sigh, but his fingers were already trailing up Rosinante’s spine, pulling him closer. "Well, when you put it like that…"

Archer’s head fell back, his breath coming in short gasps as Rosinante’s hands roamed his body. “You feel so good,” Archer murmured, his voice thick with desire.

Rosinante’s lips trailed down Archer’s neck, his teeth grazing the sensitive skin. “You’re made for me,” he growled, his dominant nature emerging as he took control. Archer shivered, his submissive side surrendering willingly to his husband’s touch.

Their hips began to rock in a slow, sensual rhythm, their bodies moving as one. Archer’s hands gripped Rosinante’s shoulders, his nails digging into the muscle as Rosinante’s cock ground against his ass.

“Fuck, Rosi,” Archer gasped, his voice breaking as Rosinante’s thick length teased his entrance. Rosinante’s hands tightened on Archer’s hips, guiding their movements with deliberate slowness. “Just us,” he whispered, his breath hot against Archer’s ear. “Just this.”

He moaned loudly as Rosinante’s cock slipped inside him, filling him completely. The stretch was exquisite, and Archer’s body arched as Rosinante hit his prostate.

“There,” Rosinante growled, his voice hoarse with need. “Right there.” Archer’s head fell forward, his lips seeking Rosinante’s in a desperate kiss. Their mouths moved hungrily, their breaths mingling as they fucked slowly, their bodies pressed tightly together.

Archer’s arms wrapped around Rosinante’s neck, holding him close as their hips rocked in unison. Rosinante’s hands gripped Archer’s ass, his fingers digging into the flesh as he thrust upward, his cock brushing Archer’s prostate with every stroke.

“Oh fuck, yes,” Archer moaned, his voice echoing in the small cabin. Their bodies glistened with sweat, their chests heaving as they struggled to catch their breath.

Their kisses were relentless, their lips barely parting as they sought to consume each other. Archer’s cock, trapped between their sweating abs, throbbed with need, the friction driving him closer to the edge. Rosinante’s thrusts deepened, his movements becoming more urgent as he chased his own release. “Cum with me,” Rosinante commanded, his voice a low growl. “Let go.”

Archer’s body tensed as his orgasm built, his cock erupting between them, coating their abs with his seed. His moan was loud and unrestrained, his body shaking as he came. Rosinante followed, his cock pulsing inside Archer as he filled him completely.

Their cries mingled, their bodies trembling as they climaxed together, their releases mirroring each other’s in perfect harmony.

 

Later they just laid together, Rosinante’s fingers traced lazy patterns on Archer's skin, his touch soft and comforting. It was a rhythm Archer had grown used to over the years.

A few moments of quiet passed before Rosinante’s voice, soft and almost hesitant, broke the stillness. “Why did Ace scream earlier?”

Archer’s lips curled into a grin at the question. Of course, it had to be about that. He couldn’t help but chuckle, the memory of the scene playing out in his mind. “Oh, you missed it, didn’t you?” Archer’s tone was laced with amusement, though he kept it quiet enough not to wake anyone else on the ship.

Rosinante shifted slightly, raising his head to look at Archer, though his eyes were still soft with sleepiness. “Missed what?”

With a smirk, Archer turned his head to look at his husband, the mischievous glint still in his golden eyes. “Well, Ace walked in on Katakuri and Gin earlier,” he explained, his voice barely above a whisper. "In one of the bathrooms."

Rosinante’s eyebrows shot up in surprise, his lips parting as he tried to process the image. “Wait... Really?”

“Yep,” Archer chuckled. “Ace still doesn’t know how to knock. So, he just bursts in on them. And you know what Gin said?”

Rosinante tilted his head slightly, a curious look forming on his face. “What?”

“‘Sup,’” Archer said, almost laughing at the absurdity of it. “Like, it’s a normal thing, like he just greeted Ace like it was a regular day.”

Rosinante snorted, unable to hold back his amusement. “Gin's a little shit.” He buried his face in Archer’s neck, his breath warm against the skin. “And Katakuri... poor guy must’ve been mortified.”

Archer nodded, running his fingers through Rosinante’s hair. “Oh, absolutely. Katakuri was beet red, practically glowing. I thought his face might catch fire any second.”

Rosinante’s hand tightened around him, pulling him closer. “You okay?”

Archer let out a slow breath, feeling the weight of the day finally lift off his shoulders. “Yeah, I’m fine,” he whispered, a rare moment of vulnerability slipping through the cracks of his usual guarded exterior. “I just... I like having you here. Just us.”

Rosinante smiled against his skin, pressing a soft kiss to his neck. “I like it too.”

With a gentle, contented sigh, Archer closed his eyes, feeling Rosinante's heartbeat against his own. The warmth of his husband's embrace was the only comfort he needed in that moment, and as the lights flickered off, the world outside their small bubble seemed to fall away.

Chapter 121: Cat out of the bag

Summary:

Sneaky Vivi
Alabasta
Rody
Patricide
Anger
Darts
Blind but not
Sleeping
Pulling a Garp - Sengoku style

Notes:

Things are getting real.
Elbapf Arc just around the corner!

Please leave a comment and a kudos :D

Chapter Text

The morning sun had barely risen when Archer and Rosinante made their way to the meeting room, both still slightly groggy but determined to get in touch with Luffy before the others arrived. Archer rubbed at his eyes, muttering about needing coffee, while Rosinante smothered a yawn behind his hand. However, as soon as they entered the room, they both froze in place.

Vivi was already inside, completely unaware of their presence, speaking in a firm, authoritative tone into the Den Den Mushi.

"Yes, of course you can! I'll call my people right now. Yes. Goodbye and take care!" Vivi ended the call, only to immediately pick up the receiver again and dial another frequency.

"Igaram, Chaka, Pell, and Koza, listen carefully," she ordered. "Alabasta is to be sealed immediately. Close the borders and harbors. Mobilize the military. Expect a guest in the next few days, someone who will identify himself with a phrase you’ll recognize as mine. Once he arrives, I will give further orders."

Archer and Rosinante exchanged wide-eyed glances, neither daring to interrupt. Vivi’s voice was steady, calm, and utterly commanding—a queen in full control of her kingdom.

"Do we have permission to kill?" came the question from the Den Den Mushi.

Vivi didn’t hesitate. "Yes. Any agent from the World Government who has not been personally cleared by my guest is to be eliminated and disposed of. No exceptions. Koza, I need the former rebels mobilized and undercover immediately. Root out any enemy agents."

A brief pause. Then Igaram’s hesitant voice: "Princess, is all of this truly necessary?"

Vivi’s gaze sharpened, and when she spoke, her words left no room for argument. "I am no longer a princess, Igaram. I am your Queen. And these are my orders. Alabasta is on total lockdown, and our army must be ready."

With that, she hung up, exhaling as she turned around—only to find Archer and Rosinante staring at her like she’d just announced the sky was falling.

Archer raised an eyebrow. "Are we going to war?"

Vivi smirked, a glint of excitement in her blue eyes. "Tomorrow, Alabasta will be the place where all who stand against the Government will gather."

Archer crossed his arms, now truly intrigued. "And what exactly is about to happen?"

Her smirk widened. "You'll find out when you read the newspaper."

Archer groaned and slumped into a chair, grumbling under his breath. "Damn politics."

The meeting room was quiet except for the soft grumbling coming from Archer as he slumped back in his chair. Rosinante, with an amused glance at his husband, picked up the Den Den Mushi and dialed the Thousand Sunny. It didn’t take long before the familiar, excitable voice of Usopp rang through the receiver.

“Yo! Oh, man, you won’t believe this! We made it to Elbaph!” Usopp practically shouted, his excitement spilling through the line. “And everyone’s fine, by the way! We—”

Rosinante smiled. “That’s great to hear, Usopp. Is Luffy around? We need to talk to him.”

“Oh yeah, sure! But listen! You won’t believe what we found! There’s this giant—chained up and everything! His name’s Loki, and he’s the son of the dead king. That makes him a prince, right? But he’s weird as hell! Keeps saying that when he gets free, he’ll end the world or something. Total nutjob, if you ask me!”

The instant Usopp said those words, Archer shot up from his chair like he had been struck by lightning. His golden eyes darkened with rage as he lunged over the table, practically ripping the Den Den Mushi out of Rosinante’s hands.

“Get Luffy on the damn line. NOW.” His voice was sharp, his teeth bared in a snarl.

Usopp, thoroughly terrified, scrambled to comply. Meanwhile, Rosinante and Vivi exchanged wary glances, both looking at Archer like he had lost his mind.

After a few moments, Luffy’s voice came through the receiver, cheerful as ever. “Hey, Dad! Oh man, you should see this giant! He’s huge! And he—”

Archer cut him off, his voice low and seething with anger. “Luffy. Do you remember what I told you? The thing about NOT letting the chained one walk free?” His teeth clenched so tightly it was a miracle they didn’t shatter. “Because that would mean the start of the end of the FUCKING world?!”

The line went silent.

Luffy, suddenly aware of just how much trouble he was in, hesitated. “Uh… I wasn’t gonna free him… right now.”

Archer’s eye twitched. “Right now? Oh, so you have a fucking schedule for when you’ll set the world on fire, huh?!”

Behind Archer, more people began filtering into the meeting room, though they all stopped in their tracks at the sheer fury radiating from him. Ace, standing beside Rosinante, leaned over and whispered, “Why’s Dad so mad?”

Rosinante sighed. “Oh, you know. End of the world stuff and Luffy.”

Meanwhile, Luffy stammered on the other end before suddenly perking up. “Oh! Loki wants to talk to you.”

Archer raised an eyebrow, but before he could respond, a deep, rumbling voice came through the Den Den Mushi. “Who in the world has the power to make Rody shut up?”

Archer blinked. “Who the fuck is Rody?”

“The loudmouth with the straw hat.”

Archer’s face twitched. “That’s my son, you oversized waste of space.”

Loki laughed, a chilling sound. “Oh, this is interesting! I killed my own father. Maybe Rody should do the same, since you seem to have so much control over him?”

Archer saw red. “I don’t know what kind of fucked-up rock you were dropped on as a kid, but shut the fuck up.”

Loki growled. “And who the hell are you?”

Archer’s lips curled into a vicious grin. “Portgas D. Archer. Leader of the united D Clans. And I can promise you there’s no chance in hell that Luffy will ever set you free. So you can sit there in your chains and rot.”

Loki scoffed. “So you’re a chicken. Just like Shanks.”

Archer laughed darkly. “Shanks might be a chicken. But me? I’m a fucking bear.”

Luffy cut back in. “Oh! Dad! There’s someone called the Holy Knights on Elbaph too!”

Archer’s fury, which had already been boiling over, finally exploded. “That’s it. The Silence is heading to Elbaph. And if I even hear a WHISPER about you freeing Loki, I’ll ground you until the damn sea dries up!”

In the background, Loki’s laughter boomed. “When you arrive, Rody will be dead, and I will be free.”

The line went dead.

Archer just stood there, gripping the receiver so tightly his knuckles turned white. His whole body trembled, his golden eyes darkening further as his breath came in ragged gasps. His fangs elongated, his muscles tensed, and his entire form began to shift uncontrollably.

Behind him, the crew shouted at him to calm down, but it was no use. He couldn’t stop it. His mind was lost to the primal rage taking over his body.

Then—

A tiny prick at his neck.

His vision blurred. His muscles slackened. And before he could so much as curse, he collapsed into unconsciousness.

Everyone turned to Timble, who stood there with his small blowpipe and another dart at the ready. The tiny dwarf shrugged his shoulders. “He’ll wake up in an hour or so.”

Rosinante let out a long, exhausted sigh, shaking his head as he bent down to scoop his unconscious husband into his arms. “That's gonna be fun.”

Without another word, he carried Archer out of the room, while the rest of the crew exchanged glances, wondering just how bad things were about to get in Elbaph.

 

Slowly, Archer opened his eyes. His head swam, and his vision blurred, making it impossible to focus. What the fuck had happened? He remembered being angry—no, furious—and then... nothing. There were voices in the background, but they sounded muffled, distant. He could only pick up fragments of their conversation—words like "too strong," "scared," "waking up," and "Luffy."

A familiar presence drew closer. Rosinante must have sensed that he was stirring because, suddenly, all other voices faded. Archer felt the warmth of his husband's hands against his face, gently cupping his cheeks as Rosinante spoke his name, voice laced with concern. The touch grounded him, but the dizziness refused to let go. Archer squeezed his eyes shut again, nausea rolling over him like a wave. He let his head fall back against the pillow with a groan.

"Arch? Hey—come on, stay with me," Rosinante urged, his voice growing tighter with worry. "Look at me."

Archer swallowed hard and raised a shaky hand, covering one of Rosinante's. "Can't see," he rasped, his throat dry and rough. "Can't focus."

Rosinante went rigid. He was up and out the door before Archer could say another word, his voice echoing down the hall as he called for Raya and Timble.

Archer focused on regaining the feeling in his limbs. His arms and legs tingled as if they had fallen asleep, but at least they responded when he tried to move them. It was his vision that worried him. He could barely make out the shifting shadows in the room, nothing more.

When Raya and Timble entered the cabin, Rosinante wasted no time demanding, "What the fuck was on that dart?!"

Timble shifted uncomfortably. "Uh... the darts we planned to use on Beckmann and Yasopp."

Raya quickly added, "It's just a paralysis poison! It was meant to knock someone out for a few hours."

Rosinante’s anger flared. "If it was just a paralysis poison, then why the fuck can’t he see?!"

Before Archer could react, Raya was suddenly at his side, prying his eyelids open and examining his pupils. He flinched but didn’t pull away. "Anything?" she asked, her voice unusually tense.

"Shades," Archer muttered. "Just... shadows."

Raya swore under her breath. "Your vision was already shit before, but this? It’s worse. You need to avoid bright lights and rest. I’ll call Law and see if I can mix up some eye drops."

Timble nodded beside her. "It should wear off soon."

"It better," Rosinante snapped.

Before they left, Raya promised, "You’ll see again soon. Just rest."

As the door closed behind them, Rosinante took his hand again. This time, Archer didn’t move. Didn’t squeeze back. Didn’t joke or tease. He just lay there, still and quiet.

Rosinante frowned. "Are you alright?"

Archer exhaled slowly. He wasn’t mad at Timble. He would have done the same if someone else had lost control. But with everything happening—the weight of it all pressing down on him—he felt something inside him crack.

"I’m tired," he whispered. "After this... I’m done. No more."

Rosinante stiffened. "What do you mean?"

Archer didn’t answer. Instead, he let his breathing even out and pretended to be asleep.

Rosinante sat there, watching him, his heart pounding with unease.

Archer lay in the dimly lit cabin, his vision still a blur of shifting shadows and muted colors. He didn’t need to see clearly to know that Rosinante was watching him, worry radiating from his every breath. Archer sighed, the weight in his chest pressing down harder than ever. He couldn’t ignore Rosinante forever, not when the man was practically vibrating with concern.

With a rough, tired voice, he finally spoke. “After this… after whatever the hell this supposed big war is, I’m done.” His throat was dry, the words scraping out more hoarse than he intended. “If I survive, that is.”

Rosinante stiffened beside him, his grip on Archer’s hand tightening. He said nothing, just waiting, letting Archer say what he needed to.

Archer exhaled slowly, gathering his thoughts. “I’m tired, Rosi. Tired of the constant fighting, the stress, the worry.” He turned his head slightly, though his unfocused eyes saw nothing but shifting shapes. “There’s something coming—I can feel it. I don’t know what it is, but it’s like my heart and my soul know, even if I don’t. And it scares the shit out of me.”

Rosinante’s hand trembled slightly in his own, but he still didn’t speak. Archer appreciated that. He needed to get this out.

“I’ve always carried this anger. Since I was a kid with Rouge, since I found Ace. Since I met you. Since we got Sabo and Luffy. Since we found Law. The girls, the crew—everything from then to now.” His voice cracked, and he swallowed hard, as if trying to shove down emotions too raw to face. “I never asked for all this responsibility. All this power. I never fucking wanted it. And now, all I want to do is take everyone I love and run far, far away. Because if this war takes you all from me, if you all disappear—if you die—”

His breath hitched, and suddenly, tears slid down his cheeks, silent but steady. “I’ll be alone again.”

Rosinante moved without hesitation. He gathered Archer into his arms, pulling him close, wrapping himself around him as if he could shield him from the weight of his own thoughts. He didn’t try to argue, didn’t try to promise that everything would be okay, because they both knew he couldn’t. Instead, he simply held Archer tighter, pressing his face into his hair, letting him feel his warmth, his presence, his love.

Archer lay still, his body trembling as he clung to Rosinante. For once, he didn’t try to fight his emotions. He didn’t shove them down or cover them with rage or sarcasm. He just let them come, let himself feel it all while Rosinante held him like he was the most important thing in the world.

And for now, that was enough.

Somehow, they had fallen asleep. When Archer finally woke, he quickly realized he wasn’t alone. Ace, Tama, and Luc were sprawled across them, their bodies tangled together in a mess of limbs. He could feel Ace’s head pressed against his shoulder, Tama’s tiny foot resting on his ribs, and Luc drooling against Rosinante’s chest. All five of them were wrapped together like a pile of overgrown puppies, and despite everything, Archer couldn’t help but feel a small sense of peace.

He shifted, trying to sit up, but Rosinante, even in sleep, instinctively tightened his grip around Archer’s waist, pinning him down. Huffing in annoyance, Archer reached out toward his bedside table, fingers straining for his glasses. The angle was awkward, and he nearly pulled a damn muscle trying to grab them, but eventually, he managed. He slipped them on and blinked. His vision had returned.

Relief washed over him like a wave. He exhaled slowly, his body finally relaxing in a way it hadn’t since he first woke up blind. His gaze flickered to the small bottle sitting on the bedside table—Raya’s work, no doubt. She must have treated his eyes while he slept. He made a mental note to thank her later, though knowing her, she’d just smirk and call him a dumbass for getting into this situation in the first place.

Still half-trapped in Rosinante’s embrace, Archer turned toward his husband, scooting a little closer just to feel the warmth of him. As he settled in, Tama shifted, and her tiny foot smacked against his glasses. He barely managed to save them from flying off his face. A tired chuckle rumbled in his chest.

This. This was what he needed.

Not the endless fighting, not the blood and rage and fucking responsibility that had been dumped on him since childhood. Just this. His family. His people. A moment where everything was still and warm and safe.

He let his eyes drift over the three sleeping kids curled up against them, but the feeling of completeness wavered slightly. Law wasn’t here. Sabo and Luffy were missing from the pile.

Archer sighed, rubbing a hand over his face. He knew why they weren’t here. Law would probably never let himself be this vulnerable, and Luffy and Sabo were off in different corners of the world, fighting their own battles. But a part of him still wished, just once, they could all have this. All of them together. No fighting, no injuries, no death looming over their heads like a goddamn storm cloud.

Just a family, whole and safe.

He swallowed against the ache in his chest, pushing the thought away before it could settle too deep. Maybe, if they were lucky, they’d get a chance. Maybe one day, they could all sit together, eat a damn meal without it being interrupted by a fight, or a bounty hunter, or a fucking war.

Yeah. He really needed that.

But for now, he would take this.

With a quiet sigh, he tucked himself further into Rosinante’s warmth, let his hand rest lightly against Ace’s back, and closed his eyes once more.

Their little sleepover ended in the most spectacularly unfortunate way when Tama, still deep in sleep, managed to kick Ace squarely in the balls. The young man let out an ungodly strangled noise, instantly curling in on himself and clutching between his legs. Unfortunately for Archer, Ace’s leg jerked back in reflex, slamming into his back and causing him to lurch forward, smashing his forehead straight into Rosinante’s nose.

Rosinante yelped, clutching his face, while Archer groaned, rubbing at the growing lump on his forehead. Ace, meanwhile, lay curled on the bed, wheezing like he was seeing the gates of hell. The girls, clearly realizing the trouble they had caused, giggled and scrambled off the bed, bolting out the door before anyone could retaliate.

Archer, still dizzy from the impact, turned to his husband, who was whining dramatically while checking his reflection in a small hand mirror. “You okay, love?” Archer asked, biting back a smirk.

“No,” Rosinante moaned. “I think you broke my nose.”

“You’re fine.”

Ace, on the other hand, was not fine. He was groaning as he sat up, eyes watering. “I swear to god,” he muttered, standing on shaky legs. “I just got my damn balls back in working order, and now they’re gone again.”

Archer clapped a hand on his back in mock sympathy. “That’s rough, buddy.”

Ace shot him a glare before limping out after the girls, muttering something about ice and revenge.

Once they were alone, Rosinante turned back to Archer, his expression softer now. “So… are you okay?”

Archer blinked, then realized what he was really asking. The answer came to him much easier now. “Yeah,” he murmured. “I can see again. And the other stuff?” He exhaled. “I’ll figure it out as it comes.”

Rosinante studied him for a moment before squeezing his hand. Archer squeezed back.

After a beat, Archer’s lips curled into a mischievous smirk. “Hey, wanna prank Raya and Timble?”

Rosinante raised a brow. “What do you have in mind?”

Grinning, Archer leaned up and whispered the plan into his ear. A slow grin spread across Rosinante’s face, and he nodded. “You are such a menace.”

“They deserve it.”

Hand in hand, they exited the cabin, Rosinante making a show of guiding Archer by the elbow. Archer, playing his part, had removed his glasses and kept his eyes tightly shut.

As expected, the moment they stepped onto the deck, the crew took notice. Raya, with Timble perched on her shoulder, sprinted over, her face twisted in worry. “Archer! Are you okay? Can you see yet?”

Timble looked equally anxious. “It was just supposed to be temporary!”

For a moment, Archer said nothing, letting the tension build. Then, with a smirk, he cracked one eye open and started laughing.

Raya froze. Then, realization dawned. “You little—!”

With an enraged yell, she ripped off her shoe and flung it at him. Archer, still laughing, bolted across the deck, narrowly dodging the incoming footwear.

“You absolute bastard!” Raya screeched, grabbing Timble and chasing after him. “We thought you were blind forever, you asshole!”

Timble, normally the calmer of the two, was also shouting, though his words were more a mix of indignation and relief.

Meanwhile, the shoe Raya had thrown missed Archer completely and instead struck Penguin squarely in the head.

Penguin, now rubbing his helmet, turned to Archer with an unimpressed scowl. “See, this is exactly why I wear my damn helmet!”

Still laughing, Archer shot back, “And I’m still convinced you’re bald and wear a toupee!”

Enraged, Penguin grabbed the same shoe and hurled it after Archer.

It missed.

But it did not miss Ace.

For the second time that day, Ace took a direct hit to the groin. With a choked, despairing wail, he collapsed onto the deck, curling up into a ball of misery.

The entire deck fell silent for a moment before erupting into laughter. Well, everyone except Ace, who was too busy contemplating his life choices between strangled sobs.

 

The tension on the deck had settled into something almost peaceful, the gentle lull of the sea rocking the Silence as Archer leaned back against Rosinante’s shoulder. After getting Ace a much-needed bag of ice (and after Giles had confiscated Raya’s deadly shoe), the crew took a rare moment to relax. Brûlée and Pudding were playing with Arrow, who was now lying on the baby blanket Archer had finally made, after so many damn promises. He wouldn’t admit it out loud, but seeing Arrow curled up on something he made with his own hands made something warm settle in his chest.

Then, a newspaper bird swooped down, landing on the railing. Timble immediately lunged at it, spear  outstretched, but before he could commit avian homicide, Katakuri caught him mid-air. “Calm down, little monster,” he muttered, tucking the struggling man in his pocket as the rest of the crew chuckled.

Giles grabbed the paper, his face instantly going pale.

“What is it?” Archer asked, pushing himself upright.

“Read it out loud already!” Raya demanded, crossing her arms. The rest of the crew, save for Vivi, who stood off to the side with an unreadable expression, nodded in agreement.

Giles cleared his throat and began, his voice uncharacteristically tight. “A split in the Marines—”

That alone was enough to silence every conversation on deck. Everyone knew that a fracture in the Marines was something huge, something that could change the balance of the world.

Giles continued, reading aloud. “Former Fleet Admiral Sengoku has uncovered a plot by current Fleet Admiral Akainu. Under the pretense of rooting out traitors, Akainu has been given full authority by the World Government to execute any Marines he deems untrustworthy—without trial, without evidence, without question.”

A heavy silence fell. Archer clenched his jaw, fingers tightening against his knee.

Giles swallowed hard and kept reading. “The first names leaked on Akainu’s execution list include none other than Sengoku himself… and Vice Admiral Garp.”

“The list from the gala!?” Ace shot up, only to wince and clutch the ice pack back to his lap.

“Not just them,” Giles continued, scanning further. “Smoker, Hina, Koby, Helmeppo… over 500 names in total.” He exhaled shakily. “And that’s just the first draft.”

Gin’s lips pressed into a tight line. “He’s executing his own men to maintain control.”

Archer felt something burn in his chest, but he forced himself to stay still, to listen.

“Sengoku himself contacted Morgans to spread the word,” Giles read on. “Any Marine who cannot, in good conscience, serve under the World Government or Akainu, but who still believes in the true purpose of the Marines—to protect the people, not to make deals with slavers and criminals—is to desert. They are to gather in Alabasta, one of the last free places in the world. Queen Vivi has personally given her blessing for them to stand together against tyranny.”

Archer finally looked at Vivi, who met his gaze without flinching. Of course she knew. Of course, she agreed.

Giles turned the page and hesitated. His eyes darted up to Archer and Rosinante before he continued, voice slightly unsteady. “The article ends with Sengoku’s own words. He says he knows that when the war comes, he will fight alongside his son, his son-in-law, and his grandchildren and their crews.”

Silence. Then, Archer blinked.

“…Wait, what?”

“Sengoku said his son is Portgas Rosinante, the Silent Giant,” Giles said carefully. “And that his son-in-law is Portgas D. Archer, the Golden Terror.”

A slow grin spread across Raya’s face. “Oh, shit.”

“Oh, shit,” Archer echoed, running a hand down his face. He turned to Rosinante, whose expression was a mix of stunned and exasperated. “Did you know about this?”

Rosinante just let out a long, suffering sigh. “I had a feeling.”

Giles went on, barely holding back his laughter. “The interviewer asked Sengoku who he meant by ‘grandchildren.’” He cleared his throat, now mimicking Sengoku’s voice. “‘Trafalgar D. Water Law, captain of the Heart Pirates. Portgas Sabo, commander of the Revolutionary Army. Portgas D. Ace, vice-captain of the Roaring Pirates. Monkey D. Luffy, Emperor of the Sea and captain of the Straw Hats. And last but not least, Portgas Lucindra and Portgas Tama.’”

Ace let out a strangled noise. Luffy wasn’t even here, but Archer was already sure he’d be cackling if he heard this.

“It ends by saying no one knew there was a connection between Sengoku and the Portgas clan,” Giles finished. “And that changes everything. Because now, with Sengoku and those following him fighting alongside the D. Clans, no one can predict how this war will end.”

The deck was utterly silent. Archer leaned back on his hands, taking it all in. The world was shifting again, the pieces falling into place.

But right now? Right now, he was just imagining the absolute aneurysm this was giving Akainu.

“Welp,” Archer finally said, stretching. “I give it two days before someone tries to kill us over this.”

Rosinante pinched the bridge of his nose. “Two days is generous.”

Ace groaned. “Can we get through one day where my balls aren’t in pain first?”

Penguin patted his shoulder. “Doubtful.”

Archer just laughed, shaking his head.

Archer turned to Vivi, arms crossed, an eyebrow raised. "So, was the guy you talked to this morning on the Den Den Mushi Sengoku?"

Vivi nodded without hesitation. "Yes. He called to ask for permission to gather in Alabasta. Of course, I said yes. That’s why I ordered my men to kill all World Government agents and close the country—so the rebel marines could gather there under his leadership."

Archer let out a low whistle, impressed. "Huh. Didn’t think the old man had it in him."

Rosinante, however, was less impressed. His eye twitched as he muttered under his breath, "That bastard just threw everything out for the whole damn world to see."

Raya burst into laughter. "Well, his words about ‘pulling a Garp’ make a whole lot more sense now!" she teased. "Or should we call it ‘activating Plan Pull a Garp’?"

Ace groaned, rubbing his temples. "Grandad’s finally lost his marbles."

Archer couldn’t help but agree. Sengoku had just put a massive target on his own back, along with every marine who planned to desert Akainu’s rule. The World Government wasn’t going to take this lying down, and neither was the marines loyal to Akainu. The coming battle was shaping up to be bigger than anyone had imagined.

Turning his attention to Giles, Archer asked, "How long will it take us to reach Elbaf?"

Giles scratched his chin, deep in thought. "If the winds stay in our favor, maybe a week. If not, a bit longer."

Archer nodded. "Alright. We need to get there fast. If the Marines are fracturing, then every faction is going to start moving their pieces across the board. That means we need to move too and I want to hit that fucker Loki."

Chapter 122: Facade

Summary:

Hyped
Not so hyped
Trying
Passing it on
Don't want to
Bok Bok
Enduring
No

Notes:

Hope you enjoy 😄

Chapter Text

Three days before they were set to reach Elbapf, Archer was still laughing over the stunt Sengoku had pulled. He couldn't get over it—just imagining the faces of the Marine higher-ups when they saw the news made his day every time he thought about it. It was bold, reckless, and straight-up insane. Absolutely something Archer could respect.

Rosinante, however, was not as amused.

“Are you seriously still laughing about this?” Rosinante groaned, rubbing his temples as if he had a headache.

Archer wiped a tear from his eye. “How can I not? He just—he just threw everything out there for the world to see! No hesitation! No warning! Just BOOM—‘By the way, my son and son-in-law are notorious criminals, and my grandkids are the most wanted people on the planet. Surprise!’” Archer cackled, doubling over. “He’s finally one of us, Rosi! He’s embraced the family tradition of impulsive, life-altering decisions!”

Rosinante’s eye twitched. “That is NOT a family tradition.”

“Oh, it absolutely is.”

Rosinante crossed his arms. “Sengoku just put a massive target on his back! On all their backs! And for what? To make a statement?”

Archer smirked. “A damn good statement.”

“You are impossible.”

“I’m delightful.”

Rosinante let out a long-suffering sigh. “This is exactly the kind of nonsense I’d expect from you.”

Archer grinned. “See? That means Sengoku’s just proving he belongs in our family! He fits right in. He’s learned from the best.”

Rosinante shot him a deadpan look. “No, Archer. He hasn’t learned from the best, because if you had done this, it would have been a hundred times worse.”

At that, Archer gasped dramatically, placing a hand over his heart. “Slander! Lies!”

Rosinante gave him an unimpressed look. “Tell me I’m wrong.”

Archer opened his mouth, then shut it, then opened it again. “...That’s beside the point.”

Raya, who had been listening from a nearby barrel, snorted. “Oh no, it’s exactly the point. Sengoku may have dropped a bomb on the Marines, but if it were you, Archer, you’d have made sure it was a nuke.”

Archer leaned against the railing, feigning an offended look. “I’m a man of class. A man of subtlety.”

Ace, who had just sat down with a plate of food, nearly choked on his bite. “Pft—since when?”

“Since always!”

“No dad” Ace said flatly. “Absolutely not.”

Giles, who had been manning the helm, cleared his throat. “As much as I enjoy this conversation, should I be concerned about Elbapf? Y’know, considering we’re about to waltz into Giant territory and we already have the Marines imploding?”

Archer shrugged. “Eh. It’ll be fine.”

“Cap,” Giles deadpanned, “the last time you said that, we ended up in the middle of a blockade with a half-destroyed ship.”

Archer waved him off. “Details, details.”

Rosinante groaned again, muttering under his breath about how he was surrounded by idiots.

Archer slung an arm around him, grinning. “Cheer up, love. Maybe Sengoku just beat me to the punch. You should be proud. Your dad just declared war on the corrupt government. Like father, like son, huh?”

Rosinante stared at him for a long moment before sighing in resignation. “You are going to be the death of me.”

For the last two days, Rosinante had been trying—and failing—to get in contact with his father. He had spent hours pacing back and forth, grumbling to himself, his Den Den Mushi clutched tightly in his hands as he dialed over and over again. But there was no answer.

In the end, Vivi had to step in. With a sigh, she called Koza instead, instructing him to track Sengoku down and tell the old man to call his son when he had the time. Koza, quickly informed her that over a thousand Marines had already arrived in Alabasta—deserters who had abandoned Akainu’s tyranny. And they hadn’t come empty-handed. They had brought stolen Marine ships and weapons, bolstering Alabasta’s defenses in a way no one had anticipated.

When Vivi returned to inform Archer and Rosinante that Sengoku was fine—just extremely busy managing an influx of defectors—Archer had burst out laughing so loudly that he woke poor baby Arrow. The sudden wail of the infant made everyone in the room flinch, and before Archer could react, Raya’s furious glare was burning a hole through his skull.

“You absolute bastard,” Raya hissed, scooping up the crying baby. “That’s it! You’re on baby duty for the rest of the damn afternoon!”

Archer, rubbing the back of his head, knew better than to argue when Raya was in this kind of mood. “Alright, alright,” he sighed, holding his hands up in surrender. Then, a slow grin spread across his face as he reached for Arrow, who was still sniffling in Raya’s arms. “Not that I mind, y’know. This just means I don’t have to help clean.”

Raya let out an exasperated groan. “I hate you.”

“No, you don’t.”

“I do,” she insisted, but the way she handed Arrow over to him so gently told a different story.

Rosinante, still annoyed that his father had been too busy to answer his calls, sighed as he watched the exchange. He muttered something under his breath about Sengoku throwing everything into the open and making a spectacle of himself.

“Come on, Rosi,” Archer said, bouncing Arrow lightly in his arms. The baby had calmed down, now fascinated with Archer’s golden eyes. “You gotta admit—this is the most ‘Portgas’ thing your dad’s ever done. Honestly, I’m kinda proud.”

Vivi, who had been watching them, sighed before giving Rosinante a reassuring smile. “At least you know he’s safe. And if all those Marines are already in Alabasta, it means this is bigger than anyone expected.”

Rosinante exhaled slowly, rubbing a hand down his face. “I know. It’s just... frustrating.”

Archer nudged him with his elbow. “Well, if you need to work out some of that frustration, I can think of some fun ways to do that.”

Rosinante groaned. “You’re impossible.”

Dinner had barely begun when the Den Den Mushi rang, and Rosinante all but lunged for it. "Dad! Finally! Do you have any idea how long I've been trying to reach you?"

On the other end, Sengoku sighed. "Yes, son. I’ve been a little busy dealing with an uprising."

But Rosinante was already on a roll. "Busy?! You mean causing a global incident? Throwing our entire family name into the headlines without so much as a warning?! I mean, what were you thinking?! You—"

Archer, who had been bouncing on his heels the entire time, finally had enough. He strode over and slapped a hand over Rosinante’s mouth, muffling the rest of his rant. Then, with a bright grin, he practically shouted into the receiver, "So, how long have you been planning this? Did you do it all on your own? Because honestly, this is the most amazing thing to happen since Arrow was born!"

Sengoku let out a deep chuckle. "I’m not sure if I should take that as a compliment, considering the source."

Archer gasped, placing a dramatic hand over his heart. "Everything I do is carefully planned!"

That was the moment Rosinante finally pried Archer’s hand from his mouth, his voice flat as he muttered, "Nothing you do has any deep thought behind it."

"Heeey! That’s mean!"

Sengoku cleared his throat, stopping their bickering before it could escalate. "Regardless, I need to see you both. Can I come over? Brûlée should be able to pick me and my right-hand man up. I’d also appreciate staying a night or two. I need your help reaching some of our fellow rebels."

Archer grinned. "More than welcome! You and your second can bunk together, Ace can crash with Giles or the girls. It'll be fun."

"Appreciate it," Sengoku said, before pausing. "Oh, and Rosi? You actually know my second-in-command. You trained together as cadets. It's Thomas."

Rosinante froze. "Thomas?"

But before he could get another word out, Sengoku hung up.

Rosinante sat there, staring blankly at the Den Den Mushi in his hand. Archer frowned and reached out, gently touching his husband’s shoulder. "Rosi? You alright?"

Rosinante blinked a few times, then stood abruptly. "We need to talk. In our cabin. Now."

Archer exchanged a look with the others—who were all either staring in concern or trying very hard to pretend they weren’t eavesdropping—before nodding. "Alright."

He followed Rosinante, feeling the tension radiating off him. Whatever this was about, it wasn’t good. And that worried Archer more than anything.

 

After Rosinante closed the door, Archer crossed his arms, his golden eyes narrowing as he studied his husband. "Alright, what the fuck is wrong? Do you have a problem with that Thomas guy or what?"

Rosinante sighed heavily, running a hand through his blond hair before stepping forward and pulling Archer into a firm embrace. "You know I love you, right?" His voice was quiet but steady. "You're the love of my life."

Now properly worried, Archer stepped back, his expression shifting from suspicion to genuine concern. "Yeah, of course, I do. Now tell me what the fuck is wrong before I actually start panicking."

Rosinante fidgeted, his hands twisting together as he mumbled something under his breath.

Archer's eye twitched. "Speak up, Rosi. I swear to god—"

Then the words came out in a rush. "I slept with Thomas. On and off when we were Marines. He was in love with me, madly in love, and now I'm fucking terrified of having him on board because—because—"

Archer blinked, waiting.

"Because I'm scared you'll kill him. Or someone else will!" Rosinante finally finished, throwing his hands up in frustration.

For a second, Archer just stood there, utterly still. Not because he was mad or sad or even remotely annoyed. He was just…processing.

Then he tilted his head, lips quirking into an amused smirk. "Okay. Do you still have feelings for him?"

Rosinante practically recoiled, his eyes wide. "NO! Never did, not really! It was just—it was convenient, it was—"

Archer shrugged. "Then who gives a shit? Relax."

Rosinante frowned. "What?"

Archer stepped closer, reaching out to cup Rosinante's face in his calloused hands. "Listen to me. It was me you married. Me you raised kids with. Me you kiss like a lovesick idiot a hundred times a day. Me you fuck almost every night. I have never, not once, doubted your love for me, so I’m not worried."

Rosinante blinked, lips parting slightly, as if trying to form words but failing.

Archer smirked, letting his hands fall. "Besides, I always knew you had a past before me. Considering the age gap, it’d be kinda weird if you hadn’t. But what really gave it away was the fact that no virgin top could ever make a virgin bottom come untouched their first time. So yeah, I knew. Didn’t care then, don’t care now."

Rosinante made a strangled noise, half mortified, half something else entirely. "You—you really have no filter, do you?"

Archer grinned. "Nope."

Rosinante groaned, rubbing his hands down his face before letting them drop with a sigh. "You're impossible."

"And yet, you still married me. So who's the real fool here?"

Rosinante let out a breathy laugh, shaking his head. Then, before Archer could make another smart remark, Rosinante yanked him into a kiss, long and deep, filled with all the love and certainty he clearly needed to show rather than say.

When they finally pulled apart, Archer licked his lips, grinning. "See? You’re fine. I’m fine. Everything’s fine. Now, can we go eat before Ace and the others steal all the damn food?"

Rosinante chuckled, finally letting the tension leave his shoulders. "Yeah, alright. Let’s go."

When they returned to the galley, the others were still sitting around the dining table, watching them as they sat back down. Archer dug into his food and casually informed Ace, "Your grandpapa and his second-in-command are staying for a few days. We’ll be borrowing your cabin, alright? You can bunk with the girls or Giles."

Ace barely had time to nod before Luc and Tama squealed in delight. "You can stay in our cabin!" Tama cheered. "We can do each other’s hair and paint our nails!"

Ace groaned and smacked his head onto the table. "Kill me now," he muttered, already dreading the inevitable nail polish, braids, and—if he was truly unlucky—makeup and dress-up sessions.

Archer clapped his son on the back, grinning. "Don’t worry, kid. While your papa and Sengoku discuss marine business, your and I will be training. A lot."

Ace groaned even louder. "Why am I being punished?"

Katakuri, who had been silently observing, raised an eyebrow at Archer. "Shouldn't you be involved in Sengoku's planning?"

Archer shook his head. "Nah, got better things to do. Like training to kill this so-called Prince of the Giants. Rosi can handle his dad and the marine talk on his own."

As he spoke, he subtly made eye contact with Raya. She immediately understood the unspoken request. One slow blink confirmed she got the message.

"Actually," Raya spoke up, stretching her arms, "since I’m third in command, it makes sense for me to be there instead."

Rosinante, clearly thrown off by Archer willingly sitting this out, nodded. "That’s a good idea. I’d appreciate the support."

A few hours later, as Archer and Rosinante got ready for bed, Archer leaned over and kissed his husband quickly. "Goodnight," he murmured, rolling onto his side and facing away.

Rosinante lay there for a long time, staring at the ceiling, completely thrown off. He had expected Archer to react—maybe not with outright rage, but at least some irritation or a snarky comment about Thomas. Instead, Archer had brushed it off. He hadn’t even involved himself in the planning, which was completely unlike him.

Rosinante knew his husband. Knew how hot his temper burned, how fiercely he loved, how possessive he could be when it came to his family. The lack of reaction wasn’t reassuring—it was alarming.

Archer wasn’t fine.

Meanwhile, with his back to Rosinante, Archer lay awake, staring at the darkened cabin wall, eyes open.

Inside, he was screaming.

But he knew better than to lose control. He knew his own limits, and if he involved himself in those discussions, he would snap. So instead, he played it smart. He put Raya in his place—Raya, who missed nothing. She would catch every shift in expression, every flicker of hesitation, every hidden meaning in Thomas’s words. Best of all?

She would do something about it if this Thomas bastard got out of hand.

 

The morning sun bore down on them, relentless in its heat, as Archer and Ace continued their training. Sweat dripped from their skin, and Archer’s golden curls clung to his forehead, unruly as ever. Ace, stripped to just his training pants, was panting but determined, eyes locked onto Archer as he demonstrated another landing technique.

“Again,” Archer ordered, watching Ace brace himself. “You land wrong out there, and you’ll break something important.”

Ace groaned but nodded, getting back into position. Neither of them noticed when Brulee slipped away to retrieve Sengoku. It wasn’t until Archer shoved Ace off the crow’s nest with a barked command—“Use your legs to brace the impact!”—that he spotted Brulee returning, two familiar figures stepping onto the deck beside her.

Sengoku was holding Ace when Archer landed smoothly beside them, brushing dust from his palms. His father-in-law looked completely baffled, still clutching a thoroughly embarrassed Ace, who was rapidly turning red.

“What in the hell were you two doing?” Sengoku demanded, setting Ace down.

Archer grinned, unbothered. “Training. Ace said he wanted to learn how to move like an assassin.”

Ace, still recovering from being cradled like a damsel in distress, muttered, “Thanks for the save, Grandpapa.”

A quiet cough made Archer turn his attention to the man standing beside Sengoku. He was tall, though not as towering as Rosinante, with brown hair and sharp blue eyes. This, he assumed, was Thomas.

Archer didn’t hesitate. He extended a hand, his grip firm as he introduced himself, voice smooth and even. “Welcome aboard the Silence.”

Thomas hesitated just a fraction of a second before shaking Archer’s hand. If he was expecting hostility, he didn’t find it—at least not outright.

Then the Galley doors burst open, and Rosinante stumbled onto the deck, eyes darting toward Archer and Thomas with barely concealed alarm. Behind him, Tama and Luc ran full speed towards Sengoku, squealing, “Grandpapa!” before launching themselves into his arms.

Rosinante paled, visibly thrown off by the sight of Archer and Thomas shaking hands. His lips parted slightly, but before he could say anything, Archer released Thomas’s hand and turned to his crew with a lazy smirk.

“Have a good meeting,” he said. “Ace and I aren’t done yet.”

Ace, still trying to shake off his earlier humiliation, perked up in horror. “Wait, what?”

Archer clapped him on the back. “Katakuri, mind throwing us up to the mast? Since Ace got caught before, we’re going even higher this time.”

Katakuri, unfazed, simply nodded. Before Ace could protest, Archer felt himself being propelled into the sky, Ace yelping right beside him.

On the deck, Sengoku, Rosinante, and Thomas all tilted their heads back, watching the two Portgas men soar through the air. There was a beat of silence before Sengoku sighed and muttered, “That son-in-law of mine is insane.”

Rosinante didn’t respond, his gaze lingering on Archer with an unreadable expression.

As Rosinante, Sengoku, Thomas, and Raya left the deck to begin their planning session, Archer clapped Ace on the back, signaling the end of their training. "You did good today," Archer said, grinning as he ruffled his son's messy black hair. "You're getting better. Soon, you'll be ready."

Ace beamed at the praise, sweat still dripping from his face. "Thanks, old man!" he said before dashing off toward the showers, eager to wash away the grime of training.

Archer chuckled and decided to do the same. He was covered in dust and sweat, and the heat hadn’t let up one bit. After a quick rinse, he dressed and grabbed a book, hoping to spend some time on the deck to relax. However, the moment he stepped outside, Penguin approached, looking exhausted and cradling a wailing Arrow in his arms.

"Here," Penguin said, thrusting the baby into Archer’s arms along with a bottle. "Your turn."

Sighing, Archer took the baby and waved Penguin off. "Go get some sleep before you drop."

Penguin muttered something incoherent before stumbling away. Settling into a sun chair, Archer fed Arrow, patting his back gently until the baby let out a small burp and dozed off on his chest. Archer was just about to nod off himself when he felt a small tug on his shirt. Peering down, he saw Timble standing there, staring up at him with wide eyes.

"What’s up, kid?" Archer asked, shifting slightly so he wouldn’t wake Arrow.

Timble just smiled before climbing up onto Archer’s chest beside Arrow. Within moments, the dwarf had curled up and fallen asleep. Shaking his head fondly, Archer leaned back and let himself drift off as well.

Sometime later, a gentle shake pulled him from his nap. He blinked up at Rosinante, who was crouching beside him.

"We need your help," Rosinante said softly. "Crocodile refuses to talk to anyone but you."

Archer groaned, running a hand through his golden curls. "Of course, he does," he muttered. Shifting carefully, he put a now-awake Timble onto his head before cradling Arrow in one arm and making his way toward the meeting room.

As he entered, he immediately felt eyes on him. Sengoku, Raya, and Thomas were seated around the table, their gazes flicking to the sleeping baby in his arms. Sengoku reached out his arms, wordlessly offering to take Arrow, and after a moment, Archer relented, passing him over.

Grumbling, Archer sat down and grabbed the Den Den Mushi. Timble, still on his head, had begun braiding strands of his hair, pushing his reading glasses down his nose as he did. The call connected, and Crocodile’s irritated voice came through.

"I told you, I’m not talking to anyone but Archer. I still have my pride, and I refuse to deal with marines, rebels or not."

Archer rolled his eyes. "Relax, Croc, it’s me."

Crocodile scoffed. "Good. These bastards keep trying, and I’m not in the mood. Mihawk and I now have to retract the damn bounties we put on Sengoku and the others."

In the background, Mihawk’s calm voice cut through. "Why weren’t you in the meeting from the start? Is everything well?"

Smirking, Archer leaned back. "What’s this? Are you two worried about me? You only want to talk to me, and now you’re checking in?"

Crocodile scoffed. "Tch. As if."

"Yes," Mihawk replied at the same time, utterly unbothered by the question.

Archer chuckled. "I’m fine. Just didn’t feel like dealing with politics today. Now that you know I’m alive and well, can you two talk to the others and stop mother-henning me?"

There was a pause before Crocodile spluttered, "I am not a mother hen!"

Archer grinned. "Bok bok."

Handing the Den Den Mushi off to Rosinante, he stood up and retrieved Arrow from Sengoku’s arms. As he left the room, he could feel Rosinante’s eyes boring into the back of his head.

He didn’t turn around.

 

Dinner went somewhat fine—at least on the surface.

Raya and Vivi were deep in conversation with Thomas, their animated discussion pulling a very confused Pudding and Penguin into the mix. From what Archer could gather between bites of food, they were exchanging stories about past fights, notable kills, and how they had ended up as part of the crew. Thomas seemed to listen intently, occasionally nodding, though Archer wasn’t sure if the man was genuinely interested or just trying to keep up.

On the other end of the table, Sengoku was engrossed in a conversation with Giles and Ace, discussing how things had gone in Alabasta. Archer caught a few words—something about battle strategy, the people’s reaction, and how the Marines had been handling the fallout. Sengoku, despite his rebellion, still carried himself like a fleet admiral, his voice commanding even in casual conversation.

Meanwhile, Gin and Katakuri had taken it upon themselves to entertain the younger ones. Luc, Tama, and Timble were practically rolling on the floor from laughter, their high-pitched giggles occasionally cutting through the background noise of conversation. Archer raised a brow as Katakuri leaned in and whispered something to Tama, making her eyes go wide before she burst into laughter. Gin was grinning, clearly pleased with himself for whatever joke he had thrown in.

As for Archer, he had positioned himself next to Brulee, asking her if she had heard from Smoothie recently.

“And did you ever get to use that money I stole for you on a new dress?” he added with a smirk, taking a sip of his beer.

Brulee snorted, waving a hand. “Of course I did! You think I’d let that kind of opportunity go to waste? It’s a masterpiece, Archer. Deep purple, embroidered with gold—very regal.” She leaned in conspiratorially. “Smoothie said I was being ridiculous, but I know she was jealous.”

Archer chuckled. “Good. You deserve to treat yourself.”

As he spoke, his golden eyes flicked toward Rosinante, who sat beside him. His husband was eating quietly, posture relaxed, but Archer could see the tension in his shoulders. Rosi’s gaze darted between Archer and Thomas every so often, as if trying to pick up on something that wasn’t being said.

Archer acted as if he didn’t notice, carrying on his conversation with Brulee while taking occasional bites of his food. But he knew Rosi was watching him, waiting for a slip, a tell—something that would confirm the unease he was feeling.

Everything was seemingly going well, but still… the way Archer was acting worried Rosinante. And the worst part? He couldn’t put a finger on why.

Archer, of course, knew exactly what he was doing. He wasn’t about to let his emotions get the best of him—not yet, anyway. Instead, he continued playing his part, chatting, laughing, making sure the dinner continued without issue.

But inside? Inside, he was holding himself together by a thread.

 

Later Archer leaned back in his chair, his feet propped up on the table like he always did, arms folded behind his head. He really didn’t want to be here, but since Sengoku had asked him directly, he had agreed—begrudgingly.

“So?” he drawled, glancing around the room. “What do you need my opinion on?”

Sengoku adjusted his glasses, his expression serious. “We’re concerned about spies within the rebel ranks. We’ve already uncovered some, but we can’t just execute them like Akainu would. That would send the wrong message.”

Archer snorted, tilting his head back. “I’ve killed over a thousand marines in my time, sunk more ships than I can count, and raided bases before I even turned fifteen.” He grinned slightly at the uncomfortable shift in the room. “So yeah, I know exactly how the Marines function.”

Sengoku sighed, but didn’t interrupt, letting Archer continue.

“Of course, you could just kill the traitors. Would be the easiest route, wouldn’t it? Alabasta’s a big country—you could dump the bodies in the desert, let the sand take care of it.” He smirked at the disapproving look on Thomas’ face before shrugging. “But that’d just make you look like Akainu. Counterproductive, if you ask me.”

Thomas leaned forward slightly, his brow furrowed. “Then what would you suggest?”

Archer scratched his chin, thinking for a moment. “Make them work. Hard. Throw them on the farms, have them dig holes, make an example of them. Show people you’re not just like the Marines, but also that you don’t tolerate traitors.” He smirked. “Public humiliation does wonders for making people think twice about backstabbing you.”

A heavy silence filled the room as everyone considered his words. Sengoku hummed in thought, nodding slowly, while Raya muttered something about Archer always finding the middle ground between ruthless and effective.

Archer swung his legs off the table and stood, stretching lazily. “That all, or do you need more words of wisdom?”

Thomas spoke up before Archer could leave. “Do you ever regret it?”

Archer turned to look at him, golden eyes sharp and unreadable. “Regret what?”

“The Marines you killed. The ones who were just following orders.”

For a moment, the room seemed to hold its breath. Then, Archer simply said, “No.”

Without another word, he walked out, letting the door swing shut behind him.

 

Archer took a long swig from his beer, exhaling as he leaned against the doorway, watching the scene in front of him. Ace and the girls sat around a small table, their faces painted with messy but enthusiastic strokes of makeup, their hair twisted into extravagant styles. A tea party, in the middle of a pirate ship. The sight almost made him laugh. Instead, he just shook his head with a small smirk.

“You lot having fun?” he asked, raising a brow.

Tama beamed at him. “Dad, look at Ace! Doesn’t he look pretty?”

Ace groaned. “Don’t even start.”

Archer snorted, stepping further inside. “You do look pretty, kid. Maybe we should make this a daily thing.”

Ace shot him a glare, but the girls giggled. Archer ruffled Luc’s hair before bidding them all goodnight and heading towards his quarters. The second he stepped inside, he groaned. The room was stifling, like a damn oven. Grumbling, he flung the window open before practically tearing off his shirt and tossing it to the floor without a second thought.

Ugh. He needed this day to be over.

The meeting, Thomas, the question—it all made his skin crawl. What the hell was that bastard thinking, asking him if he regretted killing all those Marines? As if he had time to waste on regret. He had done what needed to be done. Always had. Always would.

Archer sat on the bed, rubbing his face. That should’ve been the end of it, but just outside, voices drifted up from the deck. His lips curled. When would these idiots learn not to gossip under his goddamn window?

And just his luck—it was Thomas.

And Rosinante.

Archers fingers twitched against his knee. He knew he shouldn’t, but hell, he was only human. No shame in a little eavesdropping.

“Rosinante,” Thomas said, voice heavy with something Archer couldn’t quite place. “Please. Come back to the Marines.”

Archer stiffened.

“You don’t belong here,” Thomas continued. “I don’t understand how you could throw everything away for this life. This isn’t who you were. The Rosinante I knew was devoted to the Marines, to atoning for his past. And now look at you. One of the most feared pirate captains in the world, married to a mass murderer.”

Archer’s breath slowed.

“The Golden Terror,” Thomas spat. “You know he’s killed more Marines than Xebec himself? And you call that thing your husband? You let Roger’s own spawn call you Papa? Have you completely lost your mind? Or did he do something to you?”

Archer clenched his jaw.

Then Thomas’ voice dropped, becoming something sickly and twisted.

“I get why you want to fuck him,” Thomas said. “Portgas’s one of the most beautiful men I’ve ever seen. I would love to show him what kind of scum he really is by fucking him myself.”

Archer saw red.

His fingers flexed around the beer bottle in his grip. There was a sharp, shattering sound, and suddenly his palm was stinging. He looked down, heart pounding, as shards of glass dug into his skin, blood dripping down his fingers.

Shit.

Moving quickly, he stalked to the bathroom, running his hand under cold water, watching the blood swirl down the drain. He yanked the larger shards out, each one sending a fresh wave of pain through his palm. Stupid. So fucking stupid.

Tossing the bloody towel aside, he ripped a bedsheet to shreds, wrapping his hand with rough, jerky movements. He didn’t bother cleaning up the broken glass. He didn’t bother wiping away the blood smearing the sink. He just turned off the light and collapsed onto the bed, exhaustion finally dragging him under.

He was already asleep when Rosinante entered.

He didn’t see the way Rosinante’s face darkened at the sight of the broken bottle. Didn’t see the way his eyes followed the blood droplets leading into the bathroom. Didn’t hear the way his breath hitched in panic when he saw the red-stained sink.

But he did feel it when Rosinante grabbed his hand, checking the rough bandages. He felt the gentle fingers brushing over his knuckles. Felt the warmth of Rosinante’s palm against his cheek, rubbing away dried blood.

Archer jerked his head away, unwilling to be touched. Not now.

The last thing he remembered was the slow, warm slide of a tear down his cheek before sleep took him completely.

 

Chapter 123: Past and present

Summary:

Fake run
Babystuff
Ace
Breath
Leaving
Nesting
Raya and Sengoku
Blackout
Shitty glasses

Notes:

What can I say? I'm a glutton for punishment. Or something like that.

Please leave a comment and a kudos if you like the story, and if you have an idea or something please drop a line :)

Chapter Text

Archer stood by the railing of the Silence, arms crossed over his chest, the sea breeze doing little to cool the heat of frustration boiling under his skin. Clad in long pants and his turtleneck sweater despite the warm weather, he refused to give Thomas the satisfaction of even glimpsing his skin. Every time he thought about what the man had said last night, his blood ran hot with anger. The Rosinante Archer knew and loved was nothing like the man Thomas described. And yet, the thought gnawed at him, eating away at the foundation of his certainty. Who had Rosinante really been before he went undercover? Had he once shared those twisted ideals?

No. No, that was bullshit. Rosinante had always been good and kind. Archer knew that. He just… needed to stop thinking.

Instead, he focused on the growing pit in his stomach. Thomas being on board unsettled him. It wasn’t just what the bastard had said about Archer—it was the way he spoke of Ace, of Roger, of everything Archer held dear. The hatred, the disgust, the belief that Archer was nothing more than a stain on the world that Rosinante had foolishly let himself be tainted by. It reminded him too much of Doflamingo. And that made his skin crawl.

Archer clenched his jaw and made his way over to Giles, who was at the helm, humming some tune under his breath.

“How far are we from the next island?” Archer asked, his voice even, controlled.

Giles turned his head slightly, raising a brow at Archer’s stiff posture. “About an hour out. Why?”

Archer quickly said. “We’re almost out of formula and diapers for the baby,” he lied smoothly.

Giles nodded, apparently seeing no reason to question him. Without hesitation, he adjusted the sails, making the ship tilt sharply as they changed course. The sudden shift made Archer grab the railing to steady himself, but he barely noticed.

Next, he headed into the galley where most of the crew was gathered, chatting over coffee and breakfast.

“Listen up,” Archer announced, hands on his hips. “Giles is taking us to the nearest island. When we dock, Ace and I will do a supply run for formula and diapers.”

Ace, who had been lazily eating a piece of toast, immediately looked at his dad like he had grown a second head. “Why the hell do I have to go?” he asked, incredulous.

Archer couldn’t tell him the real reason—couldn’t tell him that Thomas had made his skin crawl last night, that Archer wasn’t willing to take a single risk with Ace’s safety while that bastard was still on the ship. Instead, he gave the simplest answer.

“Because I said so,” Archer replied flatly.

Ace groaned, throwing his head back dramatically. “That’s not an answer, that’s an excuse.”

Archer rolled his eyes. “Well, it’s the only one you’re getting.”

From across the table, Raya met his gaze, a knowing look in her eyes. She nodded once before turning to the others. “Yeah, we’re running low,” she said smoothly, backing him up. “You boys better hurry once we dock. I don’t want to be stuck with a screaming baby.”

Ace muttered something under his breath but didn’t argue further, and Archer forced himself to take a slow breath. Soon, they’d be off the ship. Soon, he’d have a moment to clear his head.

But deep down, he knew no matter how far he walked, he wouldn’t be able to outrun the thoughts clawing at his mind.

After talking to Ace, Archer rushed into his and Rosinante’s cabin and straight into the bathroom, splashing cold water onto his face. His breaths came in sharp gasps as he gripped the edges of the sink, willing himself to calm down. He could feel the panic attack creeping in, that familiar tightness in his chest, but he swallowed it down. Not now. He needed to get his shit together.

Thomas wasn’t Doflamingo. He was just a stupid fucker.

Yeah. Just a stupid fucker.

He exhaled harshly and straightened up, running a hand through his hair. Snatching up his blades, he was just about to leave when the cabin door swung open and Rosinante stepped inside.

Archer stopped in his tracks. His grip on his swords tightened as he met Rosinante’s gaze, unsure of what to say. His body still buzzed with lingering fury, confusion, and something dangerously close to hurt.

Rosinante stepped closer, eyes scanning him. “Are you okay?” His gaze dropped to Archer’s covered arms. “Why the turtleneck and long pants? It’s way too hot for that. And why the sudden stop? And—your hand, is it alright?”

Archer forced a nod. “Everything’s fine.”

Rosinante’s frown deepened. “No, it’s not.” His voice was firm, edged with concern. “You’re lying. I know when something’s wrong.”

Anger flared in Archer’s chest, hot and uncontrollable. His teeth clenched as he spat, “Oh, you know, do you? Well, guess what? I’m not comfortable on my own fucking ship when there’s someone onboard who wants to ‘show me my place’ the same way Doflamingo tried to do so many fucking times! And I fear for Ace’s life, since he’s just ‘Roger’s spawn.’”

Rosinante froze, eyes widening in realization.

Archer laughed bitterly. “Yeah. I heard everything last night.” His golden eyes burned with something unreadable as he stepped closer. “You always say I keep things locked inside. So let’s try something new. Who the fuck were you when you were a Marine?”

Rosinante opened his mouth, but Archer cut him off. “Because I’m scared now.” His voice wavered, but the anger never left. “What if you were just like him? What if you shared the same sentiments with Thomas, like you shared other things?” He exhaled shakily, his voice dropping. “Are you ashamed? Ashamed to be married to a so-called ‘mass murderer’?”

Rosinante’s face twisted in something Archer couldn’t name, but he didn’t wait for an answer.

He took a step back, his voice barely above a whisper. “Who were you?”

Then he turned and stormed out, slamming the door behind him.

Gin and Katakuri had just set the gangplank when Archer reached them. Without a word, he grabbed Ace by the arm and practically dragged him down onto the dock. His son protested, but Archer didn’t hear a word of it.

Back on deck, Rosinante appeared, staring after them. His hands clenched into fists at his sides, jaw tight as he watched his husband disappear into the streets, taking Ace with him.

And for the first time in a long while, Rosinante didn’t know if he could fix this.

 

Archer dragged a now very worried Ace behind him as they weaved through the crowded streets. Ace kept asking what was wrong, his voice growing more frantic. "Dad, you're scaring me! What the hell is going on?"

Archer couldn't answer. His breathing was getting shorter, shallower. His chest felt tight, like an iron vice was squeezing his lungs. His vision blurred at the edges, and suddenly, his legs gave out. He hit his knees hard against the stone-paved street, clutching his chest as if he could physically force the panic away.

Ace froze, his heart lurching at the sight of his father collapsing. It was just like that time when Luc had gotten that letter from Doflamingo. Without hesitation, Ace grabbed Archer and hauled him toward the nearest alleyway, lowering him gently to sit against the wall. Crouching in front of him, Ace took a deep breath and started guiding Archer through the breathing exercises he had asked Raya to teach him a long time ago.

“In—hold—out,” Ace instructed, his own voice trembling slightly. “Come on, Dad. In—hold—out.”

Archer's fingers dug into the fabric of his turtleneck as he focused on Ace’s voice, grounding himself. It took a few agonizing minutes, but finally, the tightness in his chest began to ease. His vision cleared, and he could breathe without it feeling like knives in his throat.

Ace stayed crouched in front of him, worry all over his face. “Dad… what the hell was that?”

Archer let out a shaky breath, his head falling back against the wall. “I… I don’t even know where to start.”

Ace crossed his arms, his expression firm but patient. “Then start anywhere. I just watched you nearly pass out in the middle of the street. Don’t bullshit me.”

Archer exhaled through his nose. He knew Ace was right. And after what just happened, after what Ace had seen, he deserved the truth. Even if it made Archer feel exposed. Vulnerable.

Slowly, Archer started talking. He told Ace about Rosinante’s past with Thomas. About the conversation he had overheard last night. About the way Thomas had talked about him—about what he wanted to do to him. About the words he had used to describe Archer, the way he had spoken about Ace like he was nothing but Roger’s spawn.

“And that?” Archer whispered, his voice almost breaking. “That scared the shit out of me. I was scared he’d do something to you. So, I had to get us off the Silence, at least until he’s gone. As long as he’s on the ship, it’s not safe for us.”

Ace's hands clenched into fists. His dad’s voice was raw, exhausted in a way that made Ace’s gut twist. But then Archer said the thing that made Ace’s blood boil.

“And what if Rosinante had the same mindset as him back when he was a Marine?” Archer’s voice was barely above a whisper. “What if… I just—Ace, I’m scared.”

Ace stared at his dad, his stomach twisting into knots. He had never seen him like this before. Vulnerable? Yes. But outright scared? Never.

He swallowed hard. He knew his dad would do anything to protect him. It made sense why he had dragged Ace with him. But the fact that his dad had felt unsafe on his own ship, their home? That he had feared being violated? And that Papa—his Papa—had done nothing?

Ace’s jaw locked. His body tensed with a kind of rage he had only ever felt a few times before.

Without a word, he pulled his dad into a hug, holding him tight. “We’ll figure it out,” Ace whispered. “I promise dad. Everything’s gonna be okay.”

But as he held his dad close, his own anger simmered beneath the surface. Because no matter what happened next, one thing was certain.

Papa had a lot of explaining to do.

After a while, Ace succeeded in getting his dad up from the ground and led him toward the nearest bar. Archer didn’t resist, letting Ace guide him inside, where the air was thick with the scent of rum and salt. They settled at a table in the corner, a beer placed in front of each of them. The plan was to drink, breathe, and figure out what the hell to do next.

Archer took a long swig from his drink, staring at the condensation forming on the bottle. He felt exposed, raw. He hated that Ace had seen him like that, crumpled and gasping for breath in the middle of the street. But at the same time, he was thankful. Ace hadn’t hesitated—he’d known exactly what to do, just like Raya had taught him.

Ace, on the other hand, looked like a man ready to commit murder. His jaw was clenched tight, fingers curled around his beer like he was imagining breaking someone’s skull with it. The silence between them stretched, heavy and loaded with unspoken thoughts.

Finally, Ace broke it. “The turtleneck and long pants,” he said, voice quieter than usual, “was that… because of what you’re afraid he’ll do?”

Archer let out a humorless snort. “It’s my armor,” he admitted. “If they can’t see me, they won’t touch me, right?”

Ace exhaled through his nose, clearly wanting to argue but deciding against it. Instead, he just nodded. “Yeah,” he muttered. “I get it.”

For a while, they just sat there, drinking in silence. Then Archer pushed himself up, stretching his shoulders. “C’mon,” he said, “let’s go get the damn diapers and formula.”

Ace narrowed his eyes. “We don’t even need that stuff, do we?”

Archer shrugged. “Nope.” Then, glancing at his son, he added, “But I was willing to say anything to get us off that damn ship.” He exhaled sharply. “Raya knows I was lying. She won’t rat us out.”

Ace huffed a small, amused breath, shaking his head as they walked out into the street. “She probably figured it out the second you said it.”

Archer smirked slightly. “Oh, no doubt.”

They wove through the market streets, pretending to browse, their steps slower than usual. It was clear neither of them was eager to return to the Silence, but they’d have to eventually. They just didn’t know how to face what waited for them there.

Ace shoved his hands in his pockets. “So… what do we do when we go back?”

Archer ran a hand through his curls, sighing. “I don’t fucking know.” His voice was tired. “I don’t know, Ace.”

He didn’t know how to look Rosinante in the eyes. He didn’t know how to pretend everything was okay when Thomas was still on board, still breathing the same air as them. And worst of all, he didn’t know how to swallow the bitter ache of realizing that Rosinante had done nothing.

Nothing to stop it. Nothing to defend him.

And that hurt more than anything else.

After buying the baby supplies, they had no choice but to return. Even if, for the first time in his life, Archer didn’t know what to say or do. And he hated it. Though, maybe he didn’t need to say anything, because looking at Ace, he knew his son was about to explode. And that was not good at all. When Ace lost control, something was guaranteed to burn.

Fuck.

He thought he was done with this shit after killing Doflamingo, that his panic attacks would disappear, but no. And for the first time, he was scared of it. Not so much of Thomas himself, but of the fact that Rosinante hadn’t killed the bastard as soon as he said those words. Archer would have ripped the throat out of anyone who talked about Rosinante that way. But since Rosinante had done nothing, did that mean he agreed? No. No way. But still… why hadn’t he said or done anything?

It freaked him out, letting his thoughts run wild, and he could feel another panic attack creeping in as they neared the Silence. But it stopped when Ace took his hand and squeezed it, his voice steady as he said, “Everything will be fine, one way or another.”

And Archer believed him. Because Ace was like him and Rosinante—no empty promises.

Bracing himself, he walked onboard, plastering a small smile on his face, pretending everything was fine. He and Ace dropped off the baby supplies in the galley, where they ran into Sengoku, who was sitting with the girls, playing cards. Smiling, Sengoku asked, “Did you have a good trip? Get what little Arrow needs?”

Archer didn’t trust his voice, so he just nodded and walked over to kiss the girls on their foreheads while Ace asked, “Grandpapa, where’s Papa?”

Sengoku sighed, setting his cards down. “In your cabin. He hasn’t left since you two went out.”

Archer nodded his thanks and walked out onto the deck to tell Giles they could set sail. So, Rosinante was in their cabin. No doubt waiting for him. But Archer didn’t know if he was ready for this yet. Still, hiding wouldn’t help.

After speaking to Giles, he took a deep breath, squared his shoulders, and headed inside.

When he entered their cabin, he saw Rosinante sitting in the desk chair, head in his hands. The sight made something crack inside Archer, but he forced himself to keep his voice cold.

“Why the fuck do I have to be afraid on my own ship?” His voice was low, controlled, but laced with venom. “Afraid of being jumped and raped by my husband’s former lover? Why do I have to fear for our son’s life? Why do I have to take the insult that I’m a murderer?”

Rosinante looked up, eyes full of something Archer couldn’t decipher. But Archer wasn’t done.

“Why didn’t you do or say anything?” He stepped forward, fists clenched. “Of all the things we’ve been through, this is the worst. Because this time, you weren’t there for me. You didn’t defend me. You didn’t support me. You did absolutely fucking nothing.”

Rosinante opened his mouth, but Archer cut him off.

“I was nice to Thomas from the start,” Archer spat. “Even though it took everything in me. I did it for you. For Sengoku. Only to hear that shit? To have to run away just to feel safe, to collapse in the goddamn street, with Ace being the one to pick me up?” He let out a bitter laugh, shaking his head. “Have I spent most of my life with a man who once thought like Thomas? Like Doflamingo? That rape is okay? That just because of who I am, it’s deserved?”

Rosinante paled. “Archer—”

“And Ace?” Archer continued, ignoring him. “That he’s just Roger’s spawn and deserves to die like Roger did?” His voice wavered, but he pushed through. “Because if that’s the truth… then everything we’ve built is a lie. Our love, our marriage—nothing but a fucking joke.”

At first, Rosinante didn’t say anything. He just sat there, his head in his hands, as if searching desperately for the right words. The silence stretched between them, thick and suffocating. Archer stood rigid, his body tense, his fingers curled into fists at his sides. He could feel the weight of everything pressing down on him, the betrayal, the fear, the anger—it was all there, clawing at his chest, waiting to spill over.

Then, finally, Rosinante exhaled shakily and lifted his head. His face was pale, his eyes full of something Archer couldn’t name, but it wasn’t enough. It would never be enough.

“I’m sorry,” Rosinante murmured, his voice raw. “I was shocked. I didn’t—” He hesitated, looking away for a second before meeting Archer’s gaze again. “I didn’t know what to say at first. I just—”

Archer let out a sharp laugh, but there was no humor in it. “You didn’t know what to say?” he repeated, venom laced in every word. “Since when do you not know what to say?”

Rosinante flinched but continued, voice barely above a whisper, “I didn’t want to jeopardize the alliance… or Sengoku’s plans.”

Something inside Archer snapped. He took a step forward, his golden eyes burning with fury. “So you chose them over me?” His voice was cold, cutting like a knife. “You chose to let me stand there, listening to that filth, rather than defend me? To let me take the abuse? To let me live in fear? Knowing what he wants to do to me? Knowing that every second of every day, I have to be afraid that he’ll come for me? That he’ll come for our son?”

Rosinante paled, shaking his head rapidly. “No, never—”

Archer didn’t stop. His voice rose, unrelenting. “So I should just bend over and take another man’s dick up my ass? Let him break me just so you can ‘keep the peace’?” His breath was ragged, his nails digging into his palms. “You were ready to kill Doflamingo for trying to do the same to me. You wanted to kill him for it. And now you—” He let out a bitter, trembling laugh. “You stayed silent when Thomas said he wanted to do the same? Are you kidding me?”

Rosinante staggered, reaching out as if to steady himself, as if Archer’s words had physically struck him. “I don’t know why I didn’t do anything,” he choked out. His voice trembled, his eyes wild with desperation. He stepped forward, reaching for Archer’s hand. “Archer, please, just let me—”

“Don’t touch me.”

Rosinante stopped dead, his outstretched hand falling limply to his side. His face crumbled, but Archer had already turned away, heading for their wardrobe. He yanked a bag out, throwing in whatever clothes he could grab, his glasses, books, toiletries—anything he could fit. He couldn’t stay. Not like this.

Behind him, Rosinante’s breath hitched. Then the tears started. Full-blown, gasping sobs as he pleaded, “Archer, please. Don’t go. Please.”

Archer didn’t stop packing. His movements were methodical, efficient. He didn’t look up, didn’t acknowledge the way Rosinante’s voice cracked, the way his pleas grew more frantic with each passing second.

When he was finished, he slung the bag over his shoulder and finally turned to face him. “I have to go.” His voice was quieter now, but no less firm. “Because you were my safe space, Rosinante. The safe space. And right now you’re not.”

Rosinante let out a broken sound, shaking his head violently. “I can fix it—I will fix it—just don’t leave, please—”

Archer shook his head. “After Elbapf, we’ll figure out what to do.” He didn’t wait for a response. He turned and walked out, leaving Rosinante shaking, sobbing, alone.

 

Archer chose to make the crow’s nest his temporary home since it was away from the others, had a roof, and was big enough for him to sleep. He wasn’t angry anymore—no, he was sad. Sad and broken, and he felt like something in him was missing. Ugh. He hated it. Really hated it. But for now, it was what he needed. A little distance, yeah.

He stayed in the crow’s nest for the rest of the day, just sitting, thinking, and existing. At some point, he fell asleep, and when he woke up, Raya was sitting across from him, legs and arms crossed. Archer knew she was onto him. Sighing, he sat up and rubbed his eyes.

Raya tilted her head. "I already know," she said. "Ace told me before he stormed into the meeting room and beat the living shit out of Thomas. Then he told Sengoku that they may be the rebel marines, but he should check his own staff for assholes."

Archer looked at her with wide eyes, silently asking if Ace was alright.

Raya snorted. "Sengoku demanded an explanation, but Ace just looked at him and told him to talk to his son. And for the last thirty minutes, Sengoku has been yelling at Rosinante."

She paused, then asked, "How are you? And what’s your plan?"

Archer sighed, rubbing a hand over his face. "I have no fucking clue. But I don’t feel safe right now."

Raya nodded, studying him. "Can I say what I think?"

Archer gave a tired smile. "Has that ever stopped you before?"

She took his hand, her grip warm and grounding. "Look, I know everything is shit right now. I know you’re mad and hurt. But I also know you still love Rosinante with all your heart. You two are so sweet it gives the rest of us diabetes."

Archer snorted despite himself.

Raya squeezed his hand. "But you have anxiety. And that makes every word that relates to your trauma hit even harder. Plus, you’re an overthinker. I’m not excusing what Rosinante did—he fucked up big time. But could it be that he also has some kind of trauma from his time in the Marines? Because normally, he wouldn’t stay silent on something like that. Especially when it comes to you or the kids. Could he have frozen?"

Archer frowned, considering her words. Maybe she had a point. But that didn’t make the hurt or fear go away.

Like she could read his mind, Raya added, "What you’re feeling is real. And valid. But just... think about it."

Then she hugged him, squeezing tight before climbing back down, leaving Archer alone with his thoughts.

After Raya left, Archer sat in silence, her words echoing in his mind. Could she be right? Could Rosinante have some kind of trauma from his time in the Marines, something that made him freeze when Thomas said those things? The idea gnawed at him, unsettled him. He wanted to dismiss it—wanted to stay angry—but the thought took root despite himself.

Lost in his thoughts, he nearly screamed when a large head suddenly popped up beside him.

"Gah—!" He jolted back, heart hammering in his chest.

Sengoku, having hauled himself into the crow’s nest, held up both hands in a gesture of peace. "Relax. I’m not here to fight."

Archer just stared at him, wary and tense, like a wounded animal waiting for another blow. Sengoku sighed, settling onto the floor with a weighty exhale.

"I’m sorry," he said, voice laced with genuine regret. "I had no idea that my son and Thomas knew each other like that before today. And I sure as hell didn’t know Thomas had those kinds of thoughts in his head. I’m ashamed of my son—ashamed of his actions, or lack of them. And I’m furious over what Thomas said about you. About Ace."

Archer swallowed, throat tight.

"I—" Sengoku hesitated, then shook his head. "I wanted to say that I respect you for how you handled it. You knew your limits, you didn’t let it break you, and you acted accordingly. That’s more than I can say for my own son."

A bitter laugh almost escaped Archer’s lips. "Yeah, well. Didn’t feel very strong at the time."

Silence stretched between them, thick with unspoken things. Then, in a small voice, Archer asked, "Does Rosinante... does he have trauma from when he was a Marine?"

Sengoku sighed heavily, rubbing a hand over his face. "There was a mission," he admitted, his voice carrying the weight of old wounds. "A raid on a pirate hideout that was trafficking people as slaves. Rosinante was part of the team that took them down. When he came back, he was... different. Quieter. Withdrawn. Two weeks later, he told me he was going undercover in Doflamingo’s crew."

Archer's breath hitched. "And you think that’s connected?"

"I don’t think, I know," Sengoku said, looking at him with tired, sad eyes. "The way he told me—like he had already decided his fate. Like he wasn’t planning on coming back. And, in a way, he didn’t. Not until you saved him. I thought he was dead for years. Then he came back, alive, because of you. And now here we are."

The words sat heavy between them. Archer swallowed hard, suddenly feeling a new kind of ache in his chest.

Sengoku reached out and pulled him into a brief, but firm, embrace. "You don’t have to forgive him yet, or at all. But talk to him. Just talk. Nothing more."

As Sengoku let go and climbed down, Archer sat there, staring at the horizon. His mind was a whirlwind of emotions, but one thing had become clear.

Maybe—just maybe—he wasn’t the only one hurting.

 

The night had settled over the Silence, cloaking the ship in darkness. Archer remained in the crow’s nest, legs pulled up to his chest, lost in thought. Sengoku and an unconscious Thomas had finally left, but Archer still couldn’t shake the feeling in his chest. It wasn’t anger anymore—no, that had burned out hours ago. Now, there was only sadness. Something in him felt missing, hollow, like a piece of his soul had been carved out and left to bleed.

He needed something—anything—to ground him. His mind drifted to the book Blossom had written about him and Rosinante. Maybe reading about them, about what they was, would help. But the book was in their cabin. And Rosinante was there.

Archer glanced at his watch, lips pressing together as an idea formed. Right now, Rosinante would be tucking in the girls. If he was fast, he could sneak in through the window, grab the book, and be out before Rosinante even noticed.

Peering down at the deck, he saw nothing but shadows. The ship was eerily dark. That was odd. Usually, the galley would be lit, at least. As he climbed down, he heard voices from below.

“Damn it, Timble! You fried the fuses!” Giles barked.

“How was I supposed to know that would happen?” Timble shot back, voice defensive.

Ace groaned. “Now Gin and I have to crawl into the hull to fix them. Great.”

Archer snorted softly. Well, that explained the blackout. Timble was truly a little hero. With no lights on, his plan was even easier.

He darted toward the cabin window, landing quietly inside. Only a single candle flickered, casting weak light that barely reached the far side of the room. His eyes adjusted to the dim glow, scanning the space. It was a mess. Their belongings were scattered across the floor, furniture slightly askew. Had Rosinante done this?

Shaking his head, Archer crouched and began sifting through the mess. The book had to be here somewhere. He squinted through the gloom, hands rummaging through the disarray.

Then his foot caught on something, and he went sprawling forward. His glasses flew off, clattering somewhere out of reach.

“Shit!” he cursed, forgetting in that moment that he was supposed to be silent. Blind and frustrated, he patted the floor, trying to find his glasses. His throat tightened as frustration built, emotions threatening to boil over.

Then, a hand placed something into his palm.

Archer froze. He fumbled to put the glasses back on, blinking rapidly as his vision refocused.

Rosinante stood before him, looking utterly wrecked. His eyes were red-rimmed, his face pale, his usual confident posture replaced with something fragile.

Archer scrambled back, desperate to put distance between them. But in his panic, he miscalculated, smacking his head against the desk. Hard.

“Ah, for fuck’s sake—” he hissed, reaching up instinctively. Warm liquid trickled down his forehead. Blood.

Before he could react further, Rosinante scooped him up as if he weighed nothing, placing him gently on their bed. A towel pressed firmly to the wound, and Archer barely had time to process what was happening before he felt Rosinante’s hands shaking against his skin.

Rosinante was crying.

Guilt, regret, and raw worry twisted his features as he held the towel in place, fingers trembling.

Archer swallowed hard, warring with himself. He should push Rosinante away. Should remind him that distance was necessary right now. And yet, the words wouldn’t come. Instead, something else left his lips before he could stop it.

“Did you want Doflamingo to kill you back then?”

The room fell silent, except for the sound of Rosinante’s ragged breathing.

Archer didn’t know if he wanted the answer. But he needed it.

 

Chapter 124: Light

Summary:

Stuff happens

Notes:

Phew. I'm drained. Tough to write, like at some point even I was crying, weird but true.

Please leave a comment and a kudos if you like this story.

Chapter Text

Archer sat frozen on the bed, his breath coming in uneven gasps as he stared at Rosinante. His eyes were wide, filled with unshed tears that blurred the edges of his vision. He swallowed thickly before asking again, his voice raw and quiet, "Did you want him to kill you back then? Did you take that mission planning to die?"

Rosinante shuddered, his lips parting as though he wanted to deny it, to push the truth away. But instead, he gave a single, almost imperceptible nod.

Archer choked on his breath as the weight of that answer crushed him. His hands trembled as he curled them into fists, his nails biting into his palms. Then, as if something inside him had cracked wide open, he broke down, sobs wracking his body as he stuttered out, "Why? Why the hell would you want that? Was it because of that mission Sengoku sent you on before? What the fuck happened to you, Rosi?"

Rosinante's face twisted with pain as he sank to the floor beside the bed, resting his back against it. For a long moment, he didn’t speak, staring at his hands like they held the answers Archer was demanding. Finally, he took a shaky breath and began.

"My mother died of illness after we left Mary Geoise," he said, his voice hollow. "We had nothing. No money, no home, nothing but the names we carried. The people in the town—" He paused, rubbing a hand over his mouth as if trying to physically remove the memories. "They caught us. Me, Doflamingo, and our father. They beat us, tortured us for being Celestial Dragons who had fallen from grace. They wanted to kill us. And Doflamingo… he snapped. He took a gun and shot our father in the head. Right in front of me."

Archer bit his lip, his hands gripping the sheets beneath him as he listened, horrified.

"I ran away," Rosinante continued, his voice barely above a whisper. "Sengoku found me and took me in. Raised me to be a Marine. But I never fit in. I was the admiral’s son. No matter what I did, I was always afraid of being cast out. Then Thomas was transferred to my base, and he... he included me. He was my first real friend. Or so I thought."

Rosinante let out a dry, humorless laugh, shaking his head. "One night, we were drinking, and the next morning, I woke up naked beside him. I didn’t remember what happened. But from that day on, he never left my side. At first, I thought it was friendship, but then I overheard him talking to the others. Saying I was someone to use. That befriending me would help him climb the ranks because of Sengoku. I should have left then, but... I was terrified of being alone."

Archer clenched his jaw, barely resisting the urge to find Thomas and rip him apart.

"Then we got our first mission as captains. We were sent to take out a group of pirates. When the fighting was over, I was burying the bodies, doing what I was ordered to do. But the others—Thomas included—" Rosinante’s breath hitched. "They raped the captives. Men, women, it didn’t matter. Then they killed them. And they laughed. Said they’d tell Sengoku the pirates had done it before we arrived."

Archer’s stomach twisted in revulsion.

"I confronted them," Rosinante said, his fingers digging into his knees. "And Thomas just laughed at me. Called me a coward. A daddy’s boy. And then he told me that if I said anything, he’d tell Sengoku I was gay. That an admiral couldn’t have a son like that. That my only worth was in my connections, and without them, I was nothing."

Rosinante’s voice broke on the last word, and Archer could only stare, his mind reeling. He wanted to speak, to tell Rosinante that wasn’t true, but no words came.

"That’s when I realized," Rosinante whispered. "I had no one. Nothing. My life wasn’t worth anything. So I took the undercover mission. If I could save those kids... if I could stop Doflamingo... maybe I could finally find peace, even if I died."

His hands clenched into fists. "Then I met Law. And I made the choice to save him, even if it cost me my life. That was okay. Because my life wasn’t worth anything. At least, not until you saved me. In more ways than one."

Silence stretched between them, heavy and suffocating.

Rosinante let out a shaky breath. "I didn’t kill Thomas because... when he spoke, I was back in that hideout. I saw the bodies, but this time, it was you lying there instead. And by the time I snapped out of it... he was gone."

Archer stared at him, heart pounding, head still aching from when he’d hit it. He wanted to be angry, to yell, to shake Rosinante and tell him how much he meant to him. But all he could do was reach out, curling his fingers around Rosinante’s trembling hand.

Archer's  voice was barely above a whisper when he asked, "Why didn’t you tell me before? Why did you carry that all alone? You shouldn’t have had to."

Rosinante closed his eyes, his breath shaking as he exhaled. "Because... I wanted you to like me for me. Not because of where I came from, not because I was a former Celestial Dragon, not because of who my adoptive father was. I wanted—for once in my life—someone to care about me just for being me."

Archer clenched his fists, his heart aching at those words. "Rosi..."

Rosinante shook his head, pressing his lips together for a moment before continuing. "And from the moment I saw you, I knew I wanted to be in your life forever. Whether as a friend or... if I was lucky enough, maybe something more." His voice cracked slightly, and he swallowed hard. "But what if you knew? What if you found out what happened with Thomas, what happened in that hideout? Would you have thought I was weak? Would you have told me to leave?"

Archer flinched. "I would never—"

"I was terrified," Rosinante admitted, rubbing his hands together as if trying to ground himself. "Because back then, when it was just you, me and Ace—before Sabo and Luffy came along—you two made me feel like I could just be me. Not an ex-noble, not the son of an admiral, not a pawn. Just Rosinante. And you... you were so full of light, Archer." His voice grew softer, almost reverent. "You still are. You shine so damn bright, and I just wanted—just once—to have some of that light touch me, even if it was only for a second."

Archer felt like he’d been punched in the gut. His eyes burned, fresh tears spilling over. He reached out, gripping Rosinante’s hands tightly. "You idiot," he choked out. "You don’t have to borrow my light, because you have your own! You always have! I just wish you had let me in sooner."

Rosinante let out a shaky breath, his own eyes glassy. "I know. I just... I didn’t know how."

Archer sat there, the weight of Rosinante’s words settling deep into his chest, pressing against his ribs like a vice. His breath hitched as a realization slammed into him like a punch to the gut. Wide-eyed, he lifted his head, voice barely above a whisper.

“Is that why you were so on edge? Why you were so stressed about Thomas coming here?” His fingers gripped the sheets beneath him. “Because you were afraid he’d tell me what happened back then?”

Rosinante didn’t answer, but the way his body tensed, the slight shift of his shoulders, told Archer enough. Slowly, painfully, Rosinante nodded.

Archer let out a sharp, bitter laugh, shaking his head. He ran a hand over his face, rubbing at the tear tracks still drying on his skin. “Fuck,” he muttered. “I thought you were afraid I’d snap and kill him. That somewhere, deep down, you still carried some feelings for him. That’s why I played nice. That’s why I kept away from him—so I wouldn’t put you in an uncomfortable position, because U know I sometimes can be too much. But I was barely holding it together.”

His golden eyes flicked up to Rosinante’s, burning with a mixture of hurt and frustration. “And now? Now that I know the truth? I feel like an idiot. Because you never loved him. You were just afraid he’d rip open your deepest insecurity and lay it bare.”

Rosinante swallowed hard, his Adam’s apple bobbing as he clenched his hands in his lap. “It wasn’t about love,” he admitted, voice rough and low. “Not even close. It was about fear. About the way he made me feel so fucking small. Like I was nothing but a pawn, something to be used and discarded. And I let it happen because... I didn’t know any better.”

Archer’s breath hitched as fresh tears spilled down his cheeks, his vision blurred as he clutched at the fabric of his pants. His entire body trembled as he choked out the words, voice barely above a whisper.

“I’m sorry... I’m so sorry… I should’ve seen it, I should’ve known,” he gasped, shaking his head, his hands balling into fists against his thighs. “I’m horrible. I’m— I’m no better than Thomas…”

Rosinante flinched at the name, but Archer didn’t even notice, his mind spiraling deeper into guilt and self-loathing.

“All these years… I was so selfish, Rosi,” Archer continued, his voice breaking. “You carried all of that alone, and I— I never even noticed! I was supposed to be there for you! I was supposed to see you!” He sobbed harder, gripping his own arms so tightly his nails dug into his skin. “But I didn’t! I never did! What kind of husband does that make me?”

Rosinante reached forward, his hands hovering as if unsure whether Archer would allow him to touch him. “Archer, no, that’s not—”

“I know I'm not smart or educated!” Archer’s voice cracked, cutting him off. “I know I'm not like you or Sengoku or any of those damn marines with their fancy words and their big fucking plans! But I thought— I thought I could at least understand you! I thought I could love you properly! But I was so fucking blind!” He clutched at his chest, struggling to breathe, his breaths coming in short, shallow gasps.

Rosinante’s expression turned panicked as he watched Archer spiral. “Archer—”

“I’m sorry! I’m so sorry! Please forgive me!” Archer wheezed, his fingers clawing at his throat as if trying to drag air into his lungs. His body rocked back and forth as his chest tightened further, the pressure unbearable. He couldn’t breathe. He couldn’t think. The room spun, his vision blackening at the edges. He was slipping.

For the second time that day, his body gave out.

Rosinante barely caught him before he collapsed onto the floor, his larger arms wrapping tightly around Archer’s shaking form. “Breathe, Archer. Please, breathe.” His voice was desperate, filled with the kind of fear that made Archer’s heart clench even harder.

But Archer couldn’t breathe. His throat was closing, his body burning from the inside out. His chest ached as he gasped, wheezing, his lips parting in desperate attempts to get air.

Rosinante pressed his forehead against Archer’s, his hands cupping his face as his thumbs wiped at the tears streaking down his cheeks. “You’re not Thomas,” he whispered fiercely. “You hear me? You are nothing like him. Never compare yourself to that bastard again.”

Archer whimpered, his body jerking slightly in Rosinante’s grip as another wave of sobs tore through him. His head lolled forward, resting against Rosinante’s shoulder as he continued to stammer out, “I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry…”

Rosinante tightened his hold, rocking him gently. “I know, love. I know. But you don’t have to be sorry. Not for this. Never for this.” He pressed a kiss to Archer’s temple, his voice thick with emotion. “Just breathe. Stay with me. I’ve got you.”

And finally, after what felt like forever, Archer sucked in a shuddering breath. Then another. And another.

Still sitting on the floor, his breath still ragged but steadier than before, Archer looked into Rosinante’s eyes. His chest ached, not just from the panic attack but from the weight of everything that had just been revealed. His voice came out raw, barely above a whisper, but filled with an urgency that burned deep inside him.

“Have I ever made you feel alone?” Archer asked, his golden eyes locked onto Rosinante’s with a desperation that made the older man’s breath hitch. “Like when you were growing up? Like when you were still a marine?”

Rosinante’s lips parted slightly, but no words came. Archer swallowed hard, his fingers curling into the fabric of his pants. He needed to know. He would never find peace again if he didn’t.

“Have I ever made you feel unloved?” His voice trembled, but he pushed through. “Unworthy? Have you ever doubted my love for you?”

Rosinante’s mouth opened, then closed again, his throat bobbing as he swallowed. His hands, trembling slightly, reached for Archer’s, but Archer needed an answer before he could take any comfort in touch.

“You always say that I keep things inside,” Archer continued, his words coming faster now, as though he was afraid he’d lose his nerve if he hesitated. “But you do too. So... so...” His voice cracked, and his grip tightened on his own knees. “Do you know that I love you?”

The silence stretched between them, thick and heavy. Rosinante inhaled deeply, his eyes glistening with something unreadable before he reached out again, this time cupping Archer’s face with both hands. His palms were warm, steady, grounding.

“I know,” Rosinante finally said, his voice rough, thick with emotion. “I’ve always known.”

Archer let out a shuddering breath, but something inside him still twisted, still ached.

“Then why?” Archer pressed, his voice barely above a whisper. “Why didn’t you tell me? Why did you carry all of this alone? I would have—”

Rosinante’s thumbs brushed away the stray tears on Archer’s cheeks before he could finish. “Because I was scared,” he admitted. “Scared that if I told you the truth about me, about everything, you’d see me the way I saw myself for so long.” He exhaled shakily. “Like I was broken. Like I was nothing.”

Archer’s eyes burned, his stomach twisting painfully. “You’re not nothing, Rosi.” His hands came up, gripping Rosinante’s wrists tightly. “You’re everything. To me, to our boys and girls, to this crew.” His breath hitched, but he forced himself to keep going. “And if I ever—ever—made you feel like you were alone or unloved, I am so, so sorry.”

Rosinante shook his head quickly, squeezing Archer’s face between his hands. “You didn’t. Not once.” His voice wavered, but there was no hesitation. “Archer, you were the first person to make me feel like I belonged. The first person who loved me just for me. Not because of my name, not because of who raised me. Just me.”

Archer exhaled sharply, his body slumping forward as Rosinante pulled him into a crushing embrace. He buried his face in Rosinante’s shoulder, gripping onto him like he was afraid he might disappear.

“I love you,” Archer whispered fiercely against Rosinante’s skin. “And I swear to you, you will never feel alone again.”

Rosinante let out a shaky breath and held Archer even tighter, pressing a kiss against his temple. “I know, love,” he murmured. “I know.”

 

Archer held Rosinante tightly, his face pressed against his husband’s shoulder, as they sat together on the floor. Neither spoke for a long while, just breathing in each other’s presence.

Then, Archer made a decision.

Sniffing, he wiped his face with his sleeve and stood up. His legs felt weak, but his mind was set. Without another word, he turned toward the window, his body moving on autopilot. He wasn’t thinking, just acting, ready to use it as an exit.

Behind him, Rosinante suddenly let out a choked sound, panic seeping into his voice. “Are you leaving?” His voice wavered, thick with unshed tears.

Archer froze halfway through the window. He whipped his head around, eyes wide. “What? No!” His answer came quick, frantic. “I’m just getting my things from the crow’s nest.”

Rosinante blinked, sniffling, as though he hadn’t fully processed the words. Then, in a small, hopeful voice, he asked, “Are you moving back in?”

A soft smile tugged at the corners of Archer’s lips. He whispered, “I shouldn’t have left in the first place.” He hesitated, holding Rosinante’s gaze, then added, “I’ll be back in five minutes. Promise.”

Then, without another word, he climbed out the window and took off running, his heart pounding in his chest. The moment his feet hit the deck, he sprinted for the ladder leading up to the crow’s nest, scaling it as fast as he could. The wind whipped past him, cool against his still-warm face. When he reached the top, he found his things already packed neatly into his bag.

Archer frowned. He hadn’t packed anything himself.

His eyes scanned the small space, searching for an answer. And then, sitting right on top of his bag, he saw it—a fuse, tucked into a baby sock.

For a moment, he just stared. Then, realization dawned, and a slow grin spread across his face.

“Those sneaky fuckers,” he muttered under his breath, shaking his head in amusement.

It had to be Raya and Timble. Raya must have known that her words from earlier had stuck with him, that he and Rosinante would finally talk things through. And of course, she couldn’t leave anything up to chance. She and Timble had helped him along—by creating a damn blackout.

Still grinning, Archer grabbed the fuse and stuffed it into his pocket before slinging his bag over his shoulder. Then, instead of heading straight back to his room, he made a quick detour.

Sneaking over to the galley window, he crouched beneath it, listening in.

“I swear to fucking god,” Giles groaned, exasperated. “Ace and Gin STILL haven’t fixed the power.”

“What the hell did Timble fry this time?” Pudding grumbled.

Biting back a snicker, Archer reached into his pocket, pulled out the fuse, and carefully placed it on the windowsill. Then, without a sound, he slipped away, making his way back toward his and Rosinante’s bedroom window.

As he climbed inside, he barely had time to land before he was caught—strong arms wrapping around him, pulling him in.

Rosinante held him tightly, his face buried in Archer’s hair, breath warm against his skin.

Archer let himself relax into the embrace, sighing softly. He was home.

They had stayed like that for a while, arms wrapped tightly around each other, as if afraid that letting go would shatter the fragile peace they had just begun to rebuild. Eventually, Rosinante pulled back slightly, just enough to look Archer in the eyes. He reached up, fingers threading through Archer’s thick, unruly curls, something he had always loved to do.

A moment of silence stretched between them before Rosinante finally spoke. “Why are you wearing that sweater?” His voice was soft but firm. “And the long pants? You hate clothes like that.”

Archer tensed slightly, his fingers twitching against the fabric of his sleeve. He rubbed his shoulder absentmindedly, eyes darting away as he whispered, “It’s my armor.” His voice was barely audible, but Rosinante caught every word. “If I showed no skin whatsoever, then he could not see me.” Archer swallowed thickly, eyes still refusing to meet Rosinante’s. “And if he could not see me, then he was not able touch me.”

Rosinante’s grip on him tightened ever so slightly.

Archer let out a shaky breath, his voice barely holding steady. “I know it’s stupid, but somehow… it makes me feel safer.”

Rosinante closed his eyes, inhaling sharply, his whole body visibly tensing. He didn’t speak right away, but Archer could feel his hands tremble slightly as they rested on his arms. When Rosinante finally did speak, his voice was thick with emotion. “I’m so sorry, love.” His hands came up to cradle Archer’s face, thumbs brushing against his cheeks with the utmost care. “I’m sorry that you ever felt unsafe. I’m sorry I let Thomas say those things—to you and to Ace. I should’ve stopped him sooner.” His voice cracked, and Archer felt a pang in his chest at the raw guilt in it. “I should have protected you both better.”

Shaking his head, Archer finally looked up at him, offering a small, fragile smile. “It’s alright,” he murmured. “We’re okay.” He reached up, gripping Rosinante’s wrists gently. “Everything is going to be okay.”

Rosinante swallowed hard, nodding, though his face still carried the weight of everything left unspoken. His fingers traced along the edges of Archer’s sweater sleeves, as if he wished he could undo all the pain, all the fear that had led to Archer feeling the need to hide beneath layers of fabric.

Neither of them spoke for a while, simply holding onto each other in the dim candlelight. Eventually, Rosinante exhaled, resting his forehead against Archer’s. “I love you,” he whispered, voice rough but sure.

Archer closed his eyes, leaning into the warmth. “I love you too.”

Still huggng his husband, Archer's gaze swept over the room. Their cabin was a mess—papers scattered on the floor, chairs overturned, and furniture shifted out of place as if a storm had passed through. His eyes landed on Rosinante, who was standing near the bed, rubbing the back of his neck with a sheepish expression.

Archer raised an eyebrow, crossing his arms as he took in the disarray. "What happened here?" he asked, his voice calm but with a hint of amusement, as though he were already prepared for the answer.

Rosinante flushed, looking almost embarrassed as he shifted on his feet. "Well, when you packed your things earlier and left, I... lost it," he admitted, his eyes avoiding Archer’s. "I got mad, threw a few things around. It wasn’t until Sengoku stormed in that I stopped. He started yelling at me about letting you and Ace flee the ship because you were scared of Thomas and what the hell happened."

Archer chuckled, the sound warm. "I’m sure that went over well." He shook his head slightly. "No point in sorting through all of that tonight. We’ve got bigger things to worry about right now." He gestured toward the mess again, though his tone was light and unconcerned. "We can clean this up tomorrow."

He began to pull off his shirt, moving quickly toward the bed. "We need sleep," he added, his voice softer as he stretched out on the mattress, grabbing his pillow and hugging it to his chest like a lifeline.

Rosinante hesitated for a moment before following him. As soon as he climbed into bed, he pulled Archer close, his arms wrapping around him. Archer felt the familiar warmth of his husband’s embrace, the comforting weight of his body pressing into his back. Rosinante’s face nuzzled into the golden curls of Archer’s hair, and for a moment, everything felt still.

Archer could feel Rosinante’s breath against his neck as he whispered, "I’ve won in life, you know."

Archer chuckled softly, half in disbelief and half in fondness. "Oh? What makes you say that?" He was on the edge of sleep, but the words intrigued him, drawing him back to full consciousness.

Rosinante’s voice was soft, almost reverent. "I have my golden treasure. You’re all I need."

Archer snorted at the sentiment, feeling a smile tug at his lips. "You’re such a sap," he muttered teasingly, unable to resist the playful jab.

Rosinante, unbothered by the teasing, simply agreed. "Maybe I am," he murmured, nuzzling deeper into the soft hair at the back of Archer’s neck. "But I don’t mind. Not when it’s you."

For a moment, there was only the sound of their quiet breathing, the world outside their cabin feeling far away. Archer felt his body relax, the exhaustion of the day slowly melting away. The only thing that mattered in that moment was the warmth of Rosinante’s arms around him and the soft beat of his heart against his back.

"Yeah, yeah," Archer muttered sleepily, his eyes already drifting shut. "You're a sap. But you’re my sap."

Rosinante chuckled softly, squeezing him tighter. "And you’re my golden treasure."

Archer smiled in the darkness, the last of his thoughts fading away as he allowed the peaceful quiet of the night to settle in.

 

Chapter 125: Uprising

Summary:

Angry Gin
Nice floor
Legacy
Vivi
Sneak
Thomas
Nails
Angry husband

Notes:

WARNING: Contains blood and gore

Please leave a comment and a kudos!

And thanks to Reon23 for throwing out the idea of treason :D !

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The sound of the door slamming open sent Archer jerking awake, his head pounding instantly from the abrupt movement. A familiar voice—loud, frantic—cut through the haze of sleep.

“Oi! We’ve got a problem! A huge problem!” Gin yelled, standing in the doorway with wide eyes, panting like he’d sprinted across the ship.

Archer groaned, his body aching as he stirred. He felt Rosinante shift beside him, the warmth of his arm still draped over Archer’s waist. There was an exhausted grunt from his husband, followed by a deep sigh as Rosinante slowly sat up. Archer tried to do the same, only to wince as a sharp pain flared up from where he’d hit his head against the desk last night.

“Shit,” Archer muttered, reaching out blindly for his glasses on the nightstand, his fingers fumbling before finally grasping them. As he slid them onto his face, he squinted at Gin, trying to make sense of his rambling. Something about food. And fridges. And—

Archer blinked. “Wait, what?”

Gin huffed, arms flailing. “The power outage! When Timble fried the fuses—or, y’know, stole them—we couldn’t fix the power in time! Ace and I tried, but one of the fuses was gone! And now—” he took a dramatic breath, “—all the food in the fridges and freezers is ruined! Everything’s spoiled! We’ve got nothing left!”

Archer just stared at him, his brain taking a full five seconds to process that information. His head was already pounding from the lack of sleep and the wound, and this wasn’t helping.

“...You’re kidding,” he finally said, his voice hoarse.

“I WISH I WAS!” Gin practically howled.

Rosinante let out a slow, exhausted exhale before rubbing his face. “Alright,” he muttered. “Tell Giles to head toward the nearest port. We’ll restock.”

Gin crossed his arms. “Already done. We’re about thirty minutes away from an island.”

Nodding, Rosinante pushed himself off the bed, cracking his neck. “Then I’ll go with Giles, Katakuri, and you to get supplies.”

Archer frowned at that. “Why you four?”

Rosinante shot him a knowing look before reaching out, fingers gently ghosting over Archer’s head. The touch was light, careful, but Archer still tensed. “Because,” Rosinante said quietly, “you’re going nowhere with that wound.”

Archer snorted at that, shaking his head. “I’m fine.”

“You’re not,” Rosinante corrected, his tone leaving no room for argument. Gin, wisely, looked away, clearly not wanting to get involved in this particular conversation.

Rosinante turned back to Gin. “Be on deck in twenty-five minutes with Katakuri and Giles. Also, find Raya and tell her to get her medical gear—she needs to check Archer’s wound.”

Archer scowled but said nothing. He knew fighting about it wouldn’t get him anywhere.

“Oh, and one more thing,” Rosinante added, rubbing his temples. “Ask Pudding and Vivi if they’d be sweet enough to watch the girls while we’re gone.”

Gin nodded quickly before finally glancing around their cabin—his eyes widening as he fully took in the absolute disaster of a mess. His mouth opened slightly, as if to say something, but then he wisely decided against it and bolted out the door instead.

After Gin left, Archer let out a long sigh and slowly got up from the bed, only to stumble over a pile of books and crash directly onto the floor. The impact sent a fresh wave of pain through his body, and he let out a muffled groan against the wooden planks. "Can we please just go back to sleep and start the day over?" he mumbled, face still pressed against the floorboards.

Rosinante, who had been mid-step pulling on his shirt, let out a startled yelp before jumping over the bed in a panic to help Archer up. His large hands gripped Archer’s shoulders, worry etched into his features as he scanned him for new injuries. "Are you hurt?" he asked, voice thick with concern.

Archer groaned again, but this time with exasperation. "Only my pride."

Rosinante let out a relieved chuckle, shaking his head before pulling Archer up and into his arms. "Come on, you absolute menace. Let’s get you cleaned up before you actually manage to break something."

Lifting Archer effortlessly, Rosinante carried him into the bathroom and set him down gently under the shower. The warm water helped wash away the remnants of the rough night before, and for a moment, Archer just stood there, eyes closed, letting himself breathe. When he finally finished, he stepped out, grabbing a towel to wrap around his waist as Rosinante finished getting dressed.

Rosinante pressed a quick kiss to Archer’s forehead. "I need to go handle the food situation. You, on the other hand, need to sit still for once and get that wound checked out, okay?"

Archer huffed but nodded. "Yeah, yeah. Just don’t get stabbed while buying groceries."

Rosinante smirked. "No promises."

With one last lingering glance, he slipped out the door, leaving Archer alone. The cabin was a disaster—books, clothes, and various other belongings strewn across every available surface. With a sigh, he stepped over the mess, rummaging through what remained of his wardrobe for something clean. He settled on a black shirt, rolling the sleeves up to his elbows, and a pair of black pants before making his way to the galley.

Raya was already there, medical bag open and ready. She barely looked up before pointing at a chair. "Sit."

Archer sighed again but obeyed, wincing slightly as she prodded at his wound. He reached out and gently tugged at a loose strand of her dark hair, making her swat at his hand in mock annoyance. "You good?" he asked softly.

Raya paused for a moment before nodding. "Yeah. And you? Everything good now?"

Archer gave her a small, genuine smile. "Yeah. Thanks, by the way… for everything. You and Timble."

Raya returned the smile, but there was a tiredness in her eyes. Archer tilted his head back, studying her expression before asking, "You okay?"

She hesitated, then sighed. "I think I need a break from the ship. Been cooped up too long."

Archer nodded in understanding. "When we reach Elbaf, you’ll get some time off. Promise."

Before she could respond, Ace entered the galley, his eyes immediately landing on his dad. Concern flickered across his face, but when Archer gave him a reassuring nod, Ace’s shoulders relaxed, and he smiled back.

After Raya finished cleaning his wound, Archer knew he needed to talk to Ace. He gestured for his son to follow him, and once they were inside his and Rosinante’s cabin, he shut the door behind them. Ace’s eyes immediately darted around the room, taking in the mess and then focusing on the bandaged wound on Archer’s head.

“Are you and Papa alright?” Ace asked, his voice laced with concern. “Did you guys fight? Because the place looks wrecked, and your head—”

Archer chuckled, shaking his head. “Nah, kid. I dropped my glasses and banged my head into the damn desk. And the mess? That was your papa losing his shit after I packed a bag and left.” He sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. “But we talked. We’re good now.”

Ace let out a breath of relief. “Good.” Then, after a moment, he looked up again. “Need help cleaning up?”

Grateful, Archer nodded. “Yeah. Let’s do it.”

Father and son worked side by side, picking up scattered books, tossing broken items into a corner, and fixing what they could. By the time they were done, the room looked far better than before. Archer then walked over to a chest in the corner, flipped it open, and pulled out a neatly folded set of black clothes, nearly identical to what he was wearing. Along with it, he retrieved two long daggers, their hilts intricately carved with roses. He turned and handed them to Ace.

Ace took the bundle and the daggers, staring at them with wide eyes. “What’s this?”

Archer smiled. “This was mine when I was twenty. Since I’m taller than you, it should fit you just fine now. It’s made for stealth, for moving unseen. And those,” he nodded at the daggers, “belonged to my mother, and then to your mother. Now they’re yours.” He met Ace’s gaze. “There’s not much more I can teach you about assassination. The rest? You’ll have to learn in real life.”

Ace glanced down at the clothes, then at the daggers, then back to his father before setting everything down and throwing his arms around him. “Thank you.”

Archer hugged him back. “Try it on.”

Ace wasted no time running to the bathroom, and when he returned, dressed in black, looking every bit the assassin Archer had been at his age—only with black hair and dark eyes—Archer couldn’t help but smile.

The moment was shattered when Vivi burst in, Den Den Mushi in her hand, tears streaming down her face.

“What happened?” Archer asked sharply.

Vivi struggled to catch her breath. “Tashigi just called—some of Sengoku’s rebels turned against them. They smuggled in Akainu’s people. They took Sengoku and Smoker captive—along with some of my people.”

Archer’s body went rigid. “Who?”

Vivi’s voice trembled. “Thomas.”

Pain forgotten, Archer growled, fists clenching. “Vivi, gather everyone on the ship. Now. Suit up.”

Vivi nodded and ran off to do as told.

Turning to Ace, Archer’s eyes gleamed with something deadly. “Looks like you’re getting your first real test.”

Archer stood in the galley, scanning the faces around him. They didn’t have time to wait for Rosinante and the others to return. Sengoku and Smoker were in danger, and every second wasted could mean their deaths. His decision was made.

“Raya, Timble, Ace, Vivi—you’re coming with me,” he said, his voice steady and sharp. “Brûlée will help us get to the palace in Alabasta. We’ll free Sengoku and Smoker and kill every last traitor. No exceptions.”

A grim silence settled over the group. Archer turned to Penguin and Brûlée. “While we’re gone, you’re in charge until Rosinante and the others return.” His golden eyes locked onto Pudding, Luc, and Tama. “Girls, help Penguin with Arrow. And Brûlée, as soon as Rosi, Katakuri, Gin, and Giles return, you send them through the mirror after us.”

Brûlée gave a firm nod, already gripping her mirror tightly. Raya, Timble, and Vivi hurried off to gather their gear, knowing they had only minutes before departure.

Archer turned to Ace, ripping off the bandage around his head. “Follow me,” he ordered, striding towards his cabin. Ace kept pace, watching as Archer methodically strapped on his own daggers. Without hesitation, Archer handed Ace one of Tama’s hairbands. “Tie your hair up. Keep it out of your face.”

Ace obeyed, pulling his black hair into a loose bun, mirroring Archer’s own movements.

“Watch what I do,” Archer continued, voice lower now. “But if it comes down to it, do what needs to be done. Show no mercy.”

Ace swallowed but nodded. His fingers curled around the daggers at his waist, his grip tightening.

When they returned to the galley, Raya, Timble, and Vivi were already waiting, dressed and armed. Archer’s gaze softened as he crouched down to hug Luc and Tama. “You two are in charge of defending the ship,” he murmured. “Tama, get your club. Luc, stay in your saber-cat form. Your senses will be sharper that way.”

Luc’s large eyes met his, understanding his unspoken words. She nodded, her form already shifting, muscles tensing with anticipation. Tama clutched her club with both hands, determination burning in her small face.

Archer rose, just in time to see Raya press a quick kiss to Penguin’s lips before turning her attention back to their mission. She then leaned down, brushing her fingers across baby Arrow’s forehead. The infant cooed softly, oblivious to the weight of what was about to happen.

Brûlée activated her mirror, its surface rippling like disturbed water.

Timble leapt onto Archer’s shoulder, his small body coiled and ready. Archer took a deep breath, steeling himself. Then, without another word, he stepped through, Ace and the others right behind him.

 

The moment Archer stepped out of the mirror, the blistering heat of Alabasta struck him like a slap. He barely had time to react before Vivi grabbed his wrist, dragging him into the narrow servants' passage.

"This way," she whispered, leading them deeper into the dimly lit corridor.

Archer signaled for silence as they advanced, methodically checking every room they passed. Some held Akainu’s men, too busy looting to notice the shadows creeping upon them. The traitors barely had time to scream before blades slit their throats, bodies collapsing in silent heaps. Blood pooled on the marble floors, staining the palace with well-earned retribution.

In one room, they found a struggling servant, a young woman held down by two grinning men. Before either could react, Ace’s daggers sank into one’s throat while Archer twisted the other’s head until it snapped. The woman gasped, scrambling back as Raya crouched beside her, whispering reassurances.

“Thank you,” the woman stammered, shaking. “The attack came out of nowhere. The admiral—Sengoku—he returned last night, furious at Thomas, ordering him to lead the farmwork. A few hours later, the fighting started.”

Archer exchanged a look with his crew. “Thomas must’ve been a traitor from the start. No one could orchestrate an uprising this fast, this precise, without meticulous planning.”

Turning to Timble, Archer gave a curt nod. “Open one of your doors. We’ll need the bodies for later.”

Timble grinned and complied, dragging the corpses into a swirling void of darkness before sealing it shut.

Vivi led them further down the passage. “The servants must have hidden in the rooms below the palace. Sengoku and his rebels were given chambers just ahead.”

They reached a thick wooden door, muffled voices spilling through. Inside, Thomas was speaking over a Den Den Mushi.

“I have the palace secured. Sengoku and Smoker are in chains, waiting for your arrival,” Thomas reported. Then, after a pause, his tone shifted. “Now, about our deal… can it be altered?”

Akainu’s voice rasped from the receiver. “What do you want besides becoming Vice Admiral?”

Thomas chuckled darkly. “I want Portgas. I want to break the so-called Golden Terror, show him his place. I’ve always had a thing for blondes with curls. I’ll make him kneel before me like the pathetic plaything he truly is.”

Archer went still, his breath catching. Then, a hand gripped his—Ace’s.

“Breathe,” Ace whispered.

Archer exhaled slowly, nodding. Then, he turned to Raya, who knew exactly what to do.

The moment Thomas hung up, a sickly sweet scent filled the room. The traitors inside staggered, hands grasping at the air as Raya’s devil fruit power took hold.

Archer gestured forward.

Like ghosts in the dark, they moved, slicing throats, spilling warm crimson onto the floor. When the bodies hit the ground, only three men remained standing—Thomas and two others, unaffected by the scent.

Thomas gaped at them, then smirked. “Where’s Rosinante?” he sneered. “Pity he’s missing. I have such plans for you, Portgas. It would’ve been fun to see his face when you lay naked at my feet.”

Ace roared in fury, lunging at Thomas. Their blades clashed in a deadly dance, steel meeting steel in a blur of motion.

Raya and Timble made quick work of the other two, leaving only Thomas locked in battle with Ace.

Archer watched, measuring Ace’s skill. His son was relentless, pushing Thomas back until he drove his dagger deep into the man’s stomach. Thomas gasped, eyes wide.

“Stop,” Archer ordered. Ace hesitated but obeyed, stepping back as Thomas slumped to his knees, bleeding heavily.

Archer crouched before him, taking out his own blade. With careful precision, he carved an ‘R’ into Thomas’s forehead.

Thomas screamed, thrashing, but Archer held him firm, whispering, “That’s for Rosinante.” He leaned in closer, voice dropping to a growl. “You’ll burn in hell for thinking you could ever stand above him. Rosinante is worth a thousand of you. You? You’re nothing.”

He turned to Vivi. “Take Raya and free Sengoku and the others. Ace and I have work to do.”

As the others rushed to complete the mission, Archer stared down at Thomas, eyes cold, grip tightening around his blade.

Archer stood over Thomas, watching the traitor writhe on the floor like a dying animal. His stomach wound seeped crimson, pooling beneath him as he gasped for breath, his body twitching from the pain. Archer’s golden eyes glowed with something primal as he crouched beside the man, fingers digging into his hair to force his head up.

Ace stood at his side, fists clenched, his own expression twisted with barely restrained fury. “What’s the plan?” he asked, voice tight.

A smirk played at Archer’s lips. “We’re going to make an example out of him,” he said smoothly, voice laced with venom. “The world will learn what happens to traitors.”

Thomas let out a ragged laugh, weak but defiant. “You think… this will change anything?”

Scoffing, Archer yanked his head back, making the man groan in pain. “Shut up,” he hissed. “You’ll be dead soon enough, but there’s no rush. A stomach wound like that? You could last for hours. Might as well save your voice.”

Thomas’s eyes flickered with something—fear, perhaps, or maybe the realization of how badly he had miscalculated. Archer leaned in closer, his voice dropping to a whisper only the two of them could hear.

“You really thought you could use Rosinante? Again?” His tone was mocking, but beneath it lay something far deadlier. “Used him to climb the ranks in your youth, didn’t you? Played on his loneliness, twisted his doubts until he didn’t know which way was up anymore. You pushed him so far he saw no reason to live.”

Thomas’s lips trembled slightly, but he remained silent.

“But you fucked up,” Archer continued, his grip tightening. “Because Sengoku loves his son more than his own power. And Rosinante? He’s not some naïve, broken kid anymore. He’s one of the captains of the Roaring Pirates. He’s married to me—the Golden Terror.” He let that hang in the air, his smirk widening as Thomas’s breathing grew more erratic. “And most importantly? He’s the father of some of the most feared young men on the seas.”

Archer’s fingers flexed, then he slammed Thomas’s head back onto the marble floor, making the man groan in agony. “You overplayed your hand, and now? You’re going to pay the price.”

Ace swallowed hard, glancing at his dad. He had known Thomas was scum, but hearing the full extent of his crimes against his papa made his blood boil. He would have killed him himself if his dad hadn’t claimed the right first.

At that moment, Vivi, Raya, and Timble returned, Sengoku and Smoker trailing behind them. Sengoku’s sharp eyes swept over the scene, narrowing as they landed on Archer. “What exactly are you planning?” he asked, voice calm but firm.

Archer turned to face him, and the look on his face was downright sinister. “A message,” he said darkly. “One that will keep Akainu and the Elders awake at night. One that will make sure no one ever dares to betray us again.”

Sengoku studied him for a long moment, then exhaled, shaking his head slightly. “You always were a beast when it came to protecting what’s yours, even as a kid.”

Archer merely smirked. “Damn right.”

Then he turned to Vivi. “I need poles, nails, rope, and a ship.”

Vivi gave him a sharp nod before disappearing to make it happen.

Without another word, Archer grabbed Thomas by the hair, ignoring his pitiful whimpers of pain, and dragged him through the palace halls, leaving a smeared trail of blood in their wake. The dock awaited.

And so did the world’s warning.

 

The heat of Alabasta pressed against Archer’s skin as he strode onto the docks, his steps deliberate, unhurried. The scent of salt and blood lingered in the air, but there was still work to be done. He turned to Vivi, his golden eyes burning with an intensity that sent a shiver down her spine.

“Show me the ship.”

Wordlessly, Vivi nodded and led him to a large vessel docked at the end of the pier. It had been stripped of its previous colors, its sails now marked with the insignia of Akainu. Perfect.

Archer stepped aboard, his boots thudding against the worn planks. “Get the poles,” he ordered, and Vivi’s men scrambled to follow his command, dragging thick wooden stakes onto the deck. As they hurried away, Archer turned to Timble and gave a sharp nod.

“Open the door.”

Timble grinned, his small hands tracing the air before him as a door shimmered into existence. The stench of death poured from it as the corpses of Thomas’s men tumbled onto the deck, limp and cooling. Archer rolled his shoulders, exhaling slowly before reaching for a hammer and a bag of nails.

Then, whistling a slow, eerie tune, he got to work.

The sickening crunch of nails piercing flesh echoed through the ship as Archer, Raya, and Ace methodically pinned each body to the poles. Blood ran in thick rivulets down the wood, pooling at their feet, soaking into the deck. Some of the corpses still twitched, their bodies refusing to fully accept death. Archer didn’t care. He hammered them in anyway. Raya worked beside him in silence, her lips pressed into a thin line, while Ace’s hands trembled only slightly as he secured the last corpse.

At last, only Thomas remained.

Archer turned, his gaze locking onto the bound and gagged man. Thomas’s eyes darted wildly between them, his breaths coming in ragged, panicked gasps. A muffled scream tore from his throat as Archer grabbed him by the hair and hauled him upright, dragging him toward the mast.

“Tie him,” Archer said coldly, and Ace stepped forward, the rope in his hands tightening with each loop he made around Thomas’s struggling body. When the knots were secure, Archer crouched before him, his golden eyes gleaming like molten metal.

“This is what your treachery bought you,” Archer murmured, his voice barely above a whisper. He reached out, tracing a finger over the bloodied ‘R’ carved into Thomas’s forehead. “I want you to watch. I want you to listen.”

Satisfied, he stood, turning to his people. “Off the ship.”

They obeyed without question, stepping back onto the docks as Archer placed his hands against the wooden hull and gave a hard shove. The ship lurched forward, its gruesome cargo displayed for all to see as the wind caught the sails, guiding it toward the blockade.

And then, Archer waited.

The minutes stretched, the tension thick. And then—it came. The screams. Horrified, wretched cries from Akainu’s marines as the ship floated toward them, its mast a grotesque monument to betrayal.

Archer inhaled deeply, letting the sound wash over him like a cleansing rain.

Without a word, he turned on his heel and walked away. The people in his path parted instinctively, their eyes wide with both admiration and fear.

Neither reaction mattered to him.

All that mattered was that the world now understood. This was the price of treason.

 

The scent of blood still clung to Archer as he walked back to the palace, his boots leaving faint smears of red on the stone path. The heat of Alabasta had done nothing to dry the splatter across his hands, but he made no effort to wipe it off. Raya, Ace, and Vivi strode beside him, Timble perched comfortably on Ace’s shoulder, gnawing on a strawberry as if they hadn’t just left a ship of impaled corpses drifting towards Akainu’s forces.

Archer glanced at them, his golden eyes sharp, searching their faces. “You alright?” His voice was steady, but there was a question laced underneath, one he wasn’t sure he wanted the answer to. “Did I go too far?”

Raya snorted, flicking some dried blood off her sleeve. “Needed to be done. The world needs to know we don’t fuck around. That kind of display? It’ll keep Akainu from trying this again anytime soon.” She shot him a grin, sharp and knowing. “You know I’ve got your back.”

Archer smirked, relieved. Raya had always understood.

Vivi nodded, her expression more measured, though there was no trace of regret in her eyes. “Alabasta is safe, for now. You did what I couldn’t. What Sengoku couldn’t. We have our positions, but you…” She hesitated, then smiled faintly. “You make sure our enemies know fear.”

Timble simply nodded in agreement, chewing his fruit, utterly unfazed by the carnage they had left behind.

Ace, however, still looked shaken. His fingers twitched at his sides, his freckles standing out against his paler-than-usual complexion. “I know you can be ruthless,” he admitted quietly. “And I know it had to be done… but does it make me a bad person that I don’t feel bad for them?” His voice was uncertain, as if he was afraid of the answer.

Archer sighed, gripping his son’s shoulder, squeezing it firmly. “Sometimes, you have to do things that aren’t pretty. That aren’t ‘morally right.’” He paused, waiting until Ace met his gaze. “As long as the innocent are protected, as long as the people you fight for are safe, then it’s alright. The problem starts when you enjoy it too much, when you start hurting those who don’t deserve it. That’s when you’ve lost yourself. We walk a fine line, Ace. Always remember why you fight.”

Ace inhaled deeply before exhaling, nodding. “Yeah. I get it.”

They reached the room where Sengoku and Smoker waited, the tension in the air thick. Sengoku turned as they entered, his piercing gaze locking onto Archer. “Is it done?” His voice was unreadable, somewhere between stern and expectant.

Archer nodded once, the smirk he wore earlier replaced with a grim satisfaction. “It’s done.”

There was a beat of silence before Sengoku exhaled, shoulders relaxing just slightly. Smoker said nothing, merely crossing his arms and watching Archer with an unreadable expression.

Archer almost fell into the nearest chair, leaning back with a heavy sigh. Shit, he was tired, and his head throbbed like a drumbeat in his skull. The weight of the past hours settled on his shoulders, and for the first time since it all began, he allowed himself to feel it. The others followed his lead, sinking into seats around him.

Ace was the first to break the silence, rubbing his temples before looking straight at his grandfather. "What the fuck happened? Why did everything go to shit so fast?"

Sengoku sat still, his face unreadable, carved from stone. When he finally spoke, his voice was grim. "After I returned with Thomas—beaten and passed out, thanks to you," he nodded at Ace, "I waited for him to wake up. When he did, I forced him to tell me everything. Everything he had done to Rosinante back then, every twisted scheme, every disgusting word he’d ever said about your dad and you. And after hearing it all, I made my decision. I demoted him and sentenced him to one of the farms. He was supposed to rot there, to work until his body broke."

Sengoku exhaled slowly, his hands gripping the arms of his chair. "But not even an hour later, he was back. He had already set his plan in motion, and by then, it was too late. He took over, and now here we are."

Archer let out a snort, shaking his head. "Should’ve killed him back on the Silence. Would’ve saved us a hell of a lot of trouble."

Sengoku met his gaze, and for the first time in a long while, there was no disagreement between them. Just an understanding forged in blood and fire. "I should’ve killed him the moment we returned," Sengoku admitted. "That mistake is on me. But you handled it. And for that, I thank you."

He hesitated, then asked, "Where’s Rosinante? Is he alright?"

Raya grinned, stretching her arms over her head. "Oh, don’t worry about him. We had a blackout last night, spoiled all the damn food, so Rosinante, Gin, Giles, and Katakuri are out shopping. Penguin’s on baby duty, and Pudding’s handling Luc and Tama."

Smoker let out a rare chuckle, shaking his head at the ridiculousness of it all, while Sengoku allowed himself a small smile. For the first time in hours, the tension in the room lifted, even if just slightly.

Archer smirked at Raya, unable to resist. "Well, at least you finally got off the damn ship."

Raya barked out a laugh. "Damn right I did! And not only that, I got to kill traitor Marines! That’s a double win in my book."

She kicked her feet up onto the table, grinning wickedly. "Y’know, I have to say it, Captain—you really know how to spoil a girl."

Archer just chuckled, shaking his head.

 

Archer leaned back in his chair, rubbing his temple as the weight of the day settled on his shoulders. His head throbbed, the dull ache turning sharp with every pulse. He was tired, exhausted even, but there was no time to rest yet. The room was filled with a tense silence, broken only by the occasional creak of wood or shuffle of movement. Raya, Ace, Vivi, and Timble sat nearby, their faces marked with varying degrees of exhaustion and lingering adrenaline.

After thirty minutes, Brulee still hadn't returned with Rosinante and the others. Archer frowned, impatience gnawing at him. He turned to Sengoku. "Mind if I borrow your Den Den?"

Sengoku slid it over without a word. Dialing up the Silence, Archer barely had a second to brace himself before Rosinante picked up—his voice loud and frantic.

"Where the fuck are you?!" Rosinante’s voice came through, sharp and furious. "I told you to stay put because of your fucking head! What the hell, Archer?!"

Archer winced, holding the receiver slightly away from his ear. "Hey, love… So, uh… have you talked to Penguin or the others yet?"

"We just arrived at the damn ship, and there was no one in the galley when the Den Den rang! Why? What's going on? What did you do?!"

Archer scratched his cheek sheepishly. "Okay, first off, don’t be mad—"

"Oh, I am already mad."

"Yeah, I figured," Archer muttered before sighing. "Look, just let me finish before you start screaming, alright?"

"Archer."

Grinning despite himself, Archer quickly recounted everything—Vivi’s call, Thomas’s betrayal, Sengoku being taken prisoner, how they stormed the palace, cut through the traitors, bound Thomas, and sent him out to sea as a warning. By the time he finished, Rosinante was deathly silent on the other end.

That silence stretched for a long, uncomfortable moment.

And then Rosinante fucking roared.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I WAS GONE FOR THREE HOURS—THREE HOURS, ARCHER! AND IN THAT TIME, YOU TOOK A TEAM TO FREE MY OWN FUCKING DAD, SLAUGHTERED A BUNCH OF TRAITORS, LIBERATED A COUNTRY, ENDED A GODDAMN UPRISING—AND YOU DID ALL THIS WITH A FUCKING CONCUSSION?!"

Archer held the receiver slightly further away as the furious tirade continued. "Uh, yes, love… "

The others in the room were smirking, clearly enjoying the spectacle of Archer being completely dressed down by his livid husband. Even Sengoku, despite everything, had an amused glint in his eye.

Rosinante’s voice was a growl as he finally snapped, "Brulee is coming to get you NOW. And dad—I’ll call you later!"

Then the line went dead.

Archer let out a long breath before setting the Den Den down, rubbing his forehead as the inevitable dread settled in. He was in deep shit.

Smoker, grinning like a bastard, leaned back in his chair and said, "Who knew the Golden Terror could be tamed?"

Without missing a beat, Archer picked up a coffee cup and hurled it at Smoker’s head. The bastard dodged, and the room erupted into laughter.

Yeah, he was definitely in trouble.

When they returned to the Silence, Archer felt like he was about to be put in the naughty corner—and not even the kinky one. Just as he stepped out of the mirror, Rosinante grabbed his hand and dragged him toward their cabin, with Raya yelling, "Good luck!" after him.

The fury radiated off Rosinante in waves, and Archer decided it was best to just take the yelling, nod at the right times, and ride it out. There was no stopping Rosinante when he was like this. He’d learned that long ago.

As soon as they entered the cabin, Rosinante pointed at the bed. Like a good boy, Archer sat down, waiting for the inevitable storm. He watched as Rosinante took a deep breath, opened his mouth—and Archer braced himself, squeezing his eyes shut, bracing for impact.

And yell Rosinante did.

"Reckless! Hotheaded! Absolutely, mind-numbingly infuriating!" Rosinante shouted, pacing in front of him, hands flailing as he ranted. "What if Thomas had captured you? What if he had actually gotten you? What if this time, you didn’t make it out?!"

At those words, Rosinante's voice cracked slightly, the anger dipping into something raw, something deeper than frustration.

Archer swallowed hard, guilt creeping in. "I know," he admitted, voice quieter than usual. "Now I know it was probably stupid. But when Vivi got that call, all I could think about was—what if Thomas killed Sengoku? What if you lost him? I know you say you don't hate him, that you’ve let go of everything he did wrong—but you still deserve the chance to have him, Rosi. I wanted to save him for all of us. But mostly... mostly for you. So you wouldn’t have to lose more people."

Silence fell between them. The tension that had been suffocating suddenly shifted, something softer taking its place. Archer let his shoulders slump, looking down at his hands. He expected more yelling, but instead, fingers tangled into his hair, massaging his scalp gently.

Sighing, Rosinante sat beside him on the bed, his other hand coming up to rest against Archer’s cheek. "You’re an idiot," he murmured, voice low and tired, "but you’re my idiot. And I’m happy you saved my dad. Really, I am. But you can’t just go off stopping uprisings without me next time."

Archer grinned despite himself. "So, what you’re saying is... next time, you want in on the fun?"

Rosinante groaned, pulling him into a hug. "I hate you."

"Love you too, darling." Archer laughed against his shoulder, pressing a kiss to the side of Rosinante’s neck. "Promise I’ll take you with me next time."

Rosinante pulled back just enough to glare at him. "There better not be a next time."

Archer, of course, just smirked. "No promises."

 

 

Chapter 126: Stop hiding

Summary:

Don't loose!
Plans
Gold
I do
Good son
Eye and mouth
Dad really?
Oil

Notes:

Ready for a giant dose of Diabetes before we reach Luffy and the others? ;)

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Chapter Text

Rosinante demanded that Raya check Archer’s wound once more, much to Archer’s annoyance—and Raya’s. But Rosinante didn’t budge an inch, arms crossed and stance firm. “If you insist on acting like an idiot, you’ll be treated as such.”

Archer huffed, rolling his eyes before sticking his tongue out at Rosinante like a petulant child.

Unamused, Rosinante flicked him on the forehead, eliciting a loud, indignant “Ow!” from Archer while Raya snickered into her sleeve.

Now grumpy, Archer leaned back in his chair and muttered, “How far are we from Elbaf?”

Both Raya and Rosinante and Ace shrugged.

Great. So that meant both captains, the vice-captain , and the third-in-command had absolutely no idea. Which, unfortunately, meant that one brave soul would have to ask Giles.

And that was doomed to end in a lecture. A long, fact-filled one.

“Fuck,” Archer muttered under his breath.

The four of them—exchanged glances, none of them particularly eager to be the one to approach their very grumpy navigator. They all knew how this would go. Giles wouldn’t just give them a simple answer—he’d start a full-fledged geography lesson about currents, wind speeds, and tectonic shifts, whether they liked it or not.

That meant only one thing.

Rock, paper, scissors.

The stakes were high. The loser was doomed.

After fifteen intense minutes of battle, filled with curses, accusations of cheating, and a suspicious amount of “Best two out of three!” calls, Raya lost against Rosinante.

“Oh, come on!” she groaned, throwing her hands up in frustration.

Archer, grinning like the smug bastard he was, clapped her on the shoulder. “Pull on your big girl pants and go ask him.”

Raya glared, flipping him off before stomping toward the door.

The three remaining pirates sat in silence, waiting. It didn’t take long—barely two minutes passed before Giles’ voice echoed through the ship, already launching into a passionate rant about navigation, ocean currents, and the historic routes to Elbaf.

Rosinante smirked, shaking his head. “You’d think by now she’d learn not to lose these things.”

Ace snorted. “You’d think by now we’d learn to just check the damn map ourselves.”

Archer sighed, resting his chin on his palm. “Yeah, but where’s the fun in that?”

From the other side of the ship, Raya’s groaning could be heard as Giles continued his lengthy explanation, oblivious to her suffering.

Archer took a sip of his coffee and smirked.

Archer braved the deck about an hour after Raya went out to Giles. He had spent that time thinking about everything that had happened between him and Rosinante over the past two days. What a fucking shitshow. He needed to do something for his husband—to show him he was someone, that he had his own light, that he was loved and needed. And for that? He needed Raya.

He had an idea, but he wasn’t sure if it was stupid. And he knew Raya would give her honest opinion (like always). When he spotted her, she was napping on a sunbed. Not wanting to wait, he sat down beside her and said, “Raya?”

When she didn’t react, he screamed, “RAAAYAA!”

She jerked awake with a yell. “WHAT, ARCHER? WHAT!?”

Laughing, he told her, “I need your help and opinion on something.”

Now intrigued, she raised a brow. “Is it something naughty?”

Archer just wiggled his eyebrows at her, making her laugh. Then she grabbed his wrist and dragged him into her and Penguin’s cabin. “Alright, spill it. What do you need?”

Sheepishly, Archer mumbled, “I want to give Rosinante a ring. You know, since we’re actually married. I know we have matching tattoos, but I really need—no, I want—to give him a ring.”

Raya smirked. “You’re such a closet romantic.”

“Shut up,” Archer muttered, though his face was warm. “You steal jewelry like a damn crow—”

That earned him a smack on the arm.

“—so I figured you might have two rings that’d fit me and Rosi.”

Grinning, Raya knelt down and pulled a box out from under her bed. She flipped it open, revealing an assortment of rings in various shapes and sizes. The two of them spent nearly an hour debating which ones would work.

Raya frowned, then pulled out a shiny gold ring. “This one. It’s the same color as your eyes.”

Archer picked it up, inspecting it closely. “You think it’ll fit him?”

Raya hummed, then nodded. She dug through the box again, pulling out another ring—this one was more muted, almost a light brown. She handed it to Archer. “This one reminds me of Rosinante’s eyes. Try it on.”

He slid it onto his finger, and it fit perfectly.

“Holy shit.” Archer grinned. “You’re a damn genius.”

“Obviously,” she said smugly.

Happy as hell, Archer hugged her tightly, making her giggle. She then threw a bottle of body oil at him, wiggling her brows. “Go for it, tiger.”

Archer flushed. “You’re the worst.”

Really grateful, he asked, “Is there something you want in return?”

Raya hesitated, looking down and wringing her hands. She muttered something he couldn’t hear.

Leaning in, he whispered, “Say that again?”

“I want to marry Penguin,” she murmured. “Maybe on Elbaf. And… maybe you could give me away?”

Archer was floored. “Holy shit!”

Jumping up, he grinned. “Of course I will! I’ll even threaten Penguin like a good big brother should!”

Laughing, Raya thanked him but admitted, “Penguin hasn’t proposed yet.”

Archer shrugged. “Then you propose. Why wait for him to get his helmet out of his ass?”

Raya blinked, clearly never having considered that.

Archer kissed her cheek and left her to her thoughts.

He had a romantic night to plan.

Archer had everything set in motion—or at least, almost everything. The next step in his plan involved Ace. He needed his son to take care of the girls tonight so that he and Rosinante wouldn’t be interrupted. It was a delicate operation, and while he trusted Ace, the boy could be... unpredictable.

He found Ace in his cabin, which, weirdly enough, was clean. Huh.

Ace, who was resting on his bed, raised an eyebrow when he saw his dad standing in his doorway. Without missing a beat, he asked, "Are we killing someone?"

Snorting, Archer shook his head. "Not at this moment, but who knows? Maybe later."

Ace rolled his eyes as Archer stepped inside and shut the door. The boy sat up, looking suspicious. "Alright, so what's up then? Since there’s no murder in sight."

Deciding to just rip the bandage off, Archer bluntly stated, "I need you to tuck your sisters in tonight and watch over them if they wake up."

Ace blinked. "What? Why?"

Archer folded his arms and smirked. "Because I have big plans to seduce your papa tonight, and for that? I need to make sure neither Luc nor Tama bursts in."

For a moment, there was silence. Then, Ace turned beet red and slapped his hands over his ears. "LALALALA—I CAN’T HEAR YOU! LALALALA—"

Archer, thoroughly amused, picked up a stray sock and chucked it at his son’s head. The sock bounced off, and Ace groaned in agony. "Why would you tell me that?!"

"Because I need your help," Archer said with an intense look. "This is important."

Ace sighed, rubbing his face. "Fine, I’ll do it. But you owe me, big time. The odds of me ending up decked out in makeup by the end of the night are sky-high."

Archer grinned. "Oh, I owe you a big one, alright. And no matter what, you do not—under any circumstances—burst in tonight. No matter what sounds you hear."

Ace went pale. "Why the hell would you say that?! Now I’m thinking about it!"

Archer laughed, ruffling his son’s hair before heading toward the door. Ace glared at him. "You’re the worst."

"You love me," Archer shot back with a wink before stepping out.

Ace groaned and flopped back onto his bed, muttering to himself. Archer didn’t care—he had a romantic night to plan, and with the girls taken care of, everything was falling into place.

 

Happy as a clam, now knowing that he had the rings (and the body oil, which hadn’t been a part of his original plan but was now), and knowing that Ace would take care of the girls, Archer just had to wait for nightfall. In the meantime, he found Luc and Tama and asked them if they wanted to play cards on the deck. The girls were overjoyed, and so, Archer ended up playing no less than twenty games of Go Fish. By game number twelve, he was seriously regretting it.

In the background, Rosinante and Katakuri were replacing some of the smaller sails. Both men were only wearing their pants, though Katakuri still had his scarf wrapped around his face. Nearby, Pudding and Vivi were rolling up some ropes. Pudding brushed away some sweat from her forehead, and in doing so, her third eye became visible. She squeaked and hurriedly pushed her bangs back into place, trying to hide it once more.

Without looking at her, Archer spoke up. “You don’t have to hide it, you know. No one on this ship cares that you have three eyes.”

Pudding stammered, her fingers gripping her bangs tightly. “Some of my siblings made fun of me for it… and since I don’t have the power from my dad to read Poneglyphs, the eye is useless anyway.”

Archer snorted, handing Tama all of his queens. “Reading Poneglyphs is something special, sure, but it only brings more trouble than it’s worth.”

Pudding frowned, clearly intrigued. “Why would you say that?”

Archer turned toward her, shuffling the remaining cards in his hand. “Because my mom taught me to read Poneglyphs when I was four. For the longest time, that was the only thing I could properly read. It wasn’t until Rosinante taught me when I was nineteen that I actually learned to read and write normally. I would’ve much rather learned that first—math, reading, writing—than Poneglyphs.” He tilted his head slightly. “But if you really want to learn how to read them, I can teach you. Just don’t hide who you are. Be you. Three eyes and all.”

Pudding stared at him with wide eyes. Her voice was small when she finally spoke. “You really think it’s okay if I show all of my eyes?”

Archer stood up and walked over to her, wrapping her in a quick hug. “You’re perfect just as you are.”

Pudding beamed at him, her grip on her bangs loosening before she finally moved them aside fully, revealing her third eye without hesitation. She turned back to her work with a newfound confidence.

As Archer walked back to his spot, he called over his shoulder, “Same goes for you, Kuri!”

Katakuri froze, his hands tightening on the ropes he had been holding. He turned to look at Archer with wide, shocked eyes.

Archer grinned. “You can drop the scarf, Kuri. No matter what, you’re still you.”

Katakuri said nothing at first, his mouth slightly open in surprise. Then, without a word, he reached up and tugged his scarf down, letting it rest around his neck. The barest hint of a smile tugged at his lips before he turned back to his work.

Ace strolled across the deck, a fuzzy Arrow nestled in his arms and Timble perched contentedly on his shoulder. Archer, seeing his son approach, reached out his arms, wordlessly requesting the baby. Ace rolled his eyes but carefully transferred Arrow over, while simultaneously spreading out the baby blanket Archer had made. As soon as Arrow was settled, Luc and Tama crowded around him, making ridiculous faces to keep the baby entertained. Arrow let out a delighted gurgle, his tiny hands reaching for Tama’s hair, which she barely managed to keep out of his grasp.

Archer, watching the scene unfold, glanced back at Ace. “Where the hell are Raya and Penguin?” he asked.

Ace scoffed, rubbing the bridge of his nose. “No fucking clue. I walked into the galley to grab a drink, and suddenly Penguin comes sprinting at me, shoves Arrow into my arms, and bolts.” He shook his head. “Didn’t even get to ask what he was running from.”

Archer snorted. “Probably better not to know.”

For a while, they simply watched as the girls entertained the baby, their laughter mixing with Arrow’s giggles. Then, Archer, feeling uncharacteristically sentimental, exhaled and murmured, “Rouge made me a blanket just like this one.”

Ace’s head snapped toward him, curiosity shining in his eyes. “Yeah?”

Archer nodded, a faint smile tugging at his lips. “One side was shorter than the other, but she was so damn proud of it.” He exhaled, his gaze distant. “When she was dying, she begged me to get it—to keep you warm. But by the time I came back, she was gone… and so were you.”

Ace swallowed hard, his expression unreadable. “What happened to it?”

Archer rubbed the back of his neck, mumbling something unintelligible.

Ace narrowed his eyes. “Dad.”

Sighing, Archer relented. “When I was fourteen, I got jumped by a group of Marines after sacking their fort. I didn’t know they’d followed me into the forest until one of them stabbed me—right in the hip. Deep.” He gestured toward his side. “Couldn’t reach my weapons in time, so I snapped the necks of two of them. But the last bastard? I had to strangle him.” He scratched his cheek. “Used your blanket to do it.”

Ace’s mouth fell open. “You strangled a Marine with my baby blanket?”

Archer nodded, then added, “Had to stitch myself up after that, too. Used some of the yarn from the blanket.”

Ace looked like he was having an out-of-body experience. “You used my blanket… to kill a Marine… and then stitched yourself up with it?”

“Yup.” Archer stood, pulling down the waistband of his pants just enough to reveal the long, slightly bluish scar. “See? Turned blue ‘cause the yarn was dyed.”

Everyone around them had gone silent, staring. Even Arrow paused mid-giggle to blink at Archer.

Then the baby let out a loud, “Gah!”

Ace turned to Arrow and nodded solemnly. “Yeah, kid. I agree.”

Archer tentold the girls that Ace had something to ask them, he was met with nothing but silence. Ace just sat there, staring at him with an expression that could only be described as completely vacant. Archer sighed, briefly wondering if Dadan had dropped him as a baby. More than once.

After a few painfully awkward moments, Ace finally seemed to catch on. "Oh! Yeah!" He clapped his hands together, forcing a grin that did absolutely nothing to hide his hesitation. "So, uh, I was thinking… Maybe you two could help me move my stuff around tonight? Maybe sort out my clothes?"

For a brief, shining moment, all was quiet. Then—

The girls absolutely lost their minds.

Luc and Tama shrieked with excitement, eyes sparkling in a way that made even Archer fear for whoever they ended up marrying. They practically vibrated on the spot, hands clutched together as they beamed at their older brother like he had just offered them all the treasure in the world.

Ace, meanwhile, had the exact expression of a man who had just realized the terrible mistake he had made.

Before he could take it back, Gin's voice rang out from the galley. "Dinner's ready!"

Archer wasted no time picking up Arrow, feeling tiny fingers latch onto his curls almost immediately. He winced, gently prying the baby's grip open as a heavy hand landed on his shoulder. Looking up, he found himself face-to-face with a very sweaty Rosinante and Katakuri.

"Tell Gin we'll be there later," Rosinante said, rolling his shoulders. "We need a shower first."

"Yeah," Katakuri agreed "No way I'm eating like this."

Nodding, Archer turned away, heading toward the galley while still trying to free his poor, abused curls from Arrow’s relentless grip. He could hear Ace muttering something under his breath about how this was going to be the worst night of his life, and Archer couldn’t help but smirk.

 

After dinner, Archer made a quick escape to his and Rosinante’s cabin, eager to take a fast shower and make sure he had everything in order. He had overheard Timble asking Rosinante if he could help him lift his bed (which was tiny, but then again, so was Timble), and that bought Archer some extra time.

Though, now that he was here, standing in front of the bedside table where the rings were safely tucked away, he realized something—he hadn’t actually thought this through.

Yes, he had the rings. Yes, he had the night planned. But the execution?

No fucking clue.

Well... he’d just wring it like he always did. Swing it till you wring it. That had never failed him before.

Hopefully.

Worst-case scenario? Rosinante laughed him out of bed.

Which would earn Rosi a nice, cold bed out on the deck.

Archer shook his head. No. No overthinking, not tonight. He needed to stay focused. He grabbed a book and settled onto the bed, keeping the rings tucked away in the bedside table. Now all he had to do was wait.

Fifteen minutes later, Rosinante finally came in, rubbing his shoulder and rolling it like it hurt.

“That damn kid,” Rosinante muttered, sighing. “Timble dropped something under his bed but couldn’t reach it. Asked me to lift it, and when I did, I knocked my damn shoulder into the closet. And after changing sails with Katakuri earlier—” He groaned, rotating his arm. “—my whole shoulder’s sore as hell.”

Archer snorted, closing his book and sitting up. “So, what I’m hearing is, you’re old?.”

Rosinante shot him a flat look. “What you’re hearing is that I’ve had a long day and my shoulder is killing me.”

Archer smirked, setting his book aside. “Well, lucky for you, I have a solution.”

Rosinante raised an eyebrow, toeing off his boots. “Oh? And what solution would that be?”

Archer slid off the bed and opened the drawer, pulling out the small bottle of body oil. He held it up between his fingers and wiggled it. “Massage. Top-tier quality. Only the best for my husband.”

Rosinante blinked. Then squinted. “Where the hell did you even get that?”

Archer grinned. “You know better than to ask.”

Rosinante sighed, exhausted but amused. “Alright, alright. But if you break my shoulder worse, I’m kicking you.”

“Fair enough.” Archer patted the bed. “C’mon, strip.”

Rosinante gave him a look but peeled off his shirt anyway, settling onto his stomach. Archer climbed over him, pouring a little oil onto his hands before pressing his palms to Rosi’s tense shoulders.

The moment Archer started kneading the knots out, Rosinante let out a deep, relieved groan. “Oh… fuck. That’s good.”

Archer chuckled. “Told you. I have magic hands.”

Rosinante hummed contentedly. “Mmm. If this is your idea of seduction, it’s working.”

Archer’s hands briefly faltered before he covered it with a scoff. “Who said anything about seduction?”

Rosinante lazily turned his head to glance at him. “Please. I know you.”

Archer huffed, rolling his eyes, but as his fingers worked over the tight muscles in Rosi’s back, he thought… maybe this was going even better than planned.

Archer smirked as he continued working his fingers into Rosinante’s tense muscles, the warmth of the oil making his movements smoother. His husband’s muffled groan into the pillow was all the encouragement he needed to keep going.

“Should I stop?” Archer teased, letting his fingers press just a little deeper into Rosinante’s shoulder.

“If you stop, I’m going to cry,” Rosinante mumbled, voice heavy with relaxation.

Barking out a short laugh, Archer continued, now shifting to the other shoulder, kneading out the knots he found there. Every so often, he’d lean in and press a kiss against the heated skin beneath his hands, his lips following the trail his fingers left behind.

Rosinante let out a low moan, shifting slightly under Archer’s touch. “What’s up with you tonight?” he asked, voice thick with both curiosity and pleasure.

Archer hummed, considering his words. “Nothing special. Just in a good mood.” That wasn’t entirely a lie, but it wasn’t the full truth either. His fingers trailed lower, rubbing circles into the small of Rosinante’s back before he leaned down and pressed his lips there too. “You should let me take care of you more often.”

Rosinante let out a breathy chuckle. “You take care of me plenty.”

Archer huffed. “Not like this.” He kissed up Rosinante’s spine, feeling the slight shiver that followed. “You spend all your time worrying about everyone else— the brats, the crew, me.” He let his teeth graze lightly over Rosinante’s shoulder before soothing the spot with his tongue. “Figured it’s my turn.”

Rosinante shifted beneath him, tilting his head to the side so he could glance at Archer from the corner of his eye. “You’re suspiciously affectionate tonight,” he murmured, though there was no real protest in his voice.

Archer grinned. “I’m always affectionate.”

Rosinante snorted. “You bite.”

“And you like it,” Archer shot back, nipping the skin just below Rosinante’s ear for emphasis. His husband let out a quiet gasp, his breath hitching.

Archer’s hands wandered lower, his fingers tracing over the dips and ridges of Rosinante’s toned back before settling at his waist. “I was just thinking,” he mused, voice casual but his touch anything but, “about how much I love you.”

Rosinante went still beneath him, a long pause stretching between them before he finally exhaled. “You’re really trying to kill me, aren’t you?”

Archer laughed, dipping his head down to press a kiss to Rosinante’s temple. “If I wanted to kill you, there’d be way less oil involved.”

Rosinante groaned, though the corners of his lips twitched in amusement. “You’re ridiculous.”

“And yet, you married me.” Archer shifted so he was hovering over his husband, resting his weight on his elbows. He let his fingers trace idle patterns against Rosinante’s side before he leaned in, whispering, “Good choice, huh?”

Rosinante rolled his eyes but smiled anyway. “Best choice I ever made.”

Archer took a deep breath, steadying himself. He wasn’t nervous—okay, maybe he was a little nervous—but this wasn’t something he did often. Hell, he had no idea how to do this right. But he had the rings, and he had Rosinante, and that was all that mattered.

He looked at his husband, still sprawled on his stomach, muscles loose from Archer’s earlier massage. Rosinante was almost dozing off, but Archer nudged his shoulder gently.

“Hey,” he said. “Close your eyes.”

Rosinante cracked an eye open, looking at him lazily. “Why?”

“Because I said so.” Archer rolled his eyes. “And promise you won’t laugh at me. No matter what.”

That got Rosinante’s attention. He turned over onto his back, tipping Archer off balance with a huff. Now staring up at him, Rosinante’s expression shifted from amusement to curiosity, and maybe a hint of concern.

“What exactly am I agreeing to?” he asked, eyeing Archer suspiciously.

Archer sighed. “Just trust me, alright? Close your eyes.”

Rosinante hesitated for only a moment before giving a small nod. “Fine, fine. I promise I won’t laugh.” Then, he squeezed his eyes shut dramatically, like a kid waiting for a surprise.

Moving quickly, before he lost his nerve, Archer reached into the drawer and pulled out the rings. His hands shook a little as he slid his own onto his finger first. It felt heavier than he expected—maybe not in weight, but in meaning.

Then, he carefully took Rosinante’s hand, the warmth of his skin grounding him. Slowly, he slid the ring onto his husband’s ring finger. Rosinante twitched at the feel of the cool metal and wrinkled his nose.

“Can I open them now?” he asked.

Archer swallowed, his throat suddenly dry. “Yeah.”

Rosinante’s eyes fluttered open, then widened as they landed on his hand. He turned it over, staring at the bright gold band on his finger. Then, his gaze flicked to Archer’s hand, taking in the ring on his finger. His breath hitched, and he looked back at Archer with an expression so open, so unguarded, that it made Archer’s stomach flip.

Archer shifted, suddenly feeling awkward under the weight of Rosinante’s silence. He rubbed the back of his neck. “I, uh… I wanted to give you some of my light.” His voice was quiet, but he pushed through, forcing himself to meet Rosinante’s gaze. “I was told the gold color matched my eyes. So now, no matter where you go, you’ll always have a piece of my light with you.”

He took a steadying breath before continuing. “And in return, my ring is the same color as your eyes.” He reached out, tracing Rosinante’s cheek with his knuckles. “So I’ll always carry some of your light too.”

Rosinante’s mouth opened slightly, but no words came out. He just stared at Archer, his eyes shining in the dim light of their cabin. The longer he said nothing, the more unsure Archer felt. He shifted uncomfortably.

“Maybe it was a stupid idea,” he muttered, looking away.

Before he could finish the thought, Rosinante moved. In the blink of an eye, Archer found himself tackled onto the mattress, a solid weight pinning him down. Arms wrapped tightly around him, squeezing the air from his lungs.

“You idiot,” Rosinante rasped, voice thick with emotion. “You absolute idiot.”

Archer let out a breathless laugh. “That’s not the reaction I was expecting.”

Rosinante pulled back just enough to cup Archer’s face, pressing their foreheads together. His hands trembled slightly, and his lips curled into a wobbly smile. “I love you,” he whispered. “I love you so much, you reckless, stupid, wonderful man.”

Archer grinned, feeling the tension melt away. He hooked a finger under Rosinante’s chin and pulled him down into a slow, deep kiss.

Maybe he hadn’t planned this out perfectly. Maybe it had been impulsive and messy. But looking at Rosinante now, holding onto him like he never wanted to let go, Archer knew one thing for certain.

This was exactly how it was meant to be.

Before Archer could speak, Rosinante’s hands were already moving, pinning his wrists above his head with a strength that left no room for resistance.

His breath hitched as he felt the weight of his husband’s body pressing him into the mattress. Rosinante’s gaze was intense, his lips curling into a smirk as he began to tug at Archer’s pants, pulling them down with deliberate intent. Archer said nothing. He simply surrendered, his breath quickening as anticipation coiled in his chest.

Rosinante’s fingers traced every inch of Archer’s skin, teasing and tormenting, as if mapping the terrain of his body. His lips followed, pressing soft kisses along Archer’s neck, his jaw, his mouth. Archer shuddered as Rosinante’s tongue explored, his hands roaming lower to cup and caress. His fingers slipped between Archer’s legs, stroking and preparing him with a patience that made Archer whimper.

“Rosinante,” Archer murmured, his voice thick with need. “Please.”

Rosinante chuckled softly, his breath warm against Archer’s ear. “Not yet,” he whispered, his fingers circling Archer’s entrance before pulling away. Archer groaned in frustration, his body arching off the bed. Rosinante’s lips curved into a satisfied smirk as he leaned back, his eyes roaming over Archer’s flushed skin, his freckles standing out like stars against his skin.

Rosinante’s hands moved up to grip Archer’s hips, his thumbs brushing the sensitive skin of his waist. He leaned down again, his lips trailing kisses along Archer’s chest, his tongue flicking over the scars that marked his skin. Archer’s fingers tangled in Rosinante’s blond hair, pulling him closer as he moaned softly.

“You’re so beautiful,” Rosinante murmured, his voice rough with want. “So fucking perfect.”

Archer’s cheeks flushed, his golden eyes fluttering closed as Rosinante’s mouth moved lower, his lips brushing the head of his cock. Archer gasped, his hips jerking involuntarily as Rosinante’s tongue swirled around the tip, his hands gripping Archer’s thighs to hold him still. The sensation was overwhelming, every nerve in Archer’s body screaming for more.

But Rosinante was relentless in his teasing, his mouth moving slowly, deliberately, as if savoring every inch of Archer’s skin. He sucked gently, his tongue tracing patterns that made Archer’s breath come in ragged gasps. Just as Archer thought he couldn’t take it anymore, Rosinante pulled away, his lips wet and glistening.

“Please,” Archer begged, his voice hoarse. “I need you.”

Rosinante’s eyes darkened as he reached for the lube on the bedside table. He poured a generous amount onto his fingers, his touch gentle as he prepared Archer, his fingers slipping inside him with slow, deliberate strokes. Archer moaned, his head falling back into the pillow as he felt himself stretch, his body opening up to his husband.

Before Archer realized it, his leg was hoisted over Rosinante’s shoulder, his body exposed and vulnerable. Rosinante’s eyes locked onto his, his expression fierce as he positioned himself at Archer’s entrance. Then, with a sharp thrust, Rosinante buried himself inside him, the sensation overwhelming.

“Fuck,” Archer gasped, his nails digging into Rosinante’s shoulders as he was filled completely. Rosinante’s mouth never left his, kissing him fiercely, his tongue licking and biting as he moved. His rhythm was relentless, each thrust driving Archer closer to the edge. The mattress creaked beneath them, the only sound in the cabin aside from their ragged breaths and Archer’s moans.

“Rosinante,” Archer whimpered, his body arching and trembling with each thrust. “I’m—I’m close.”

Rosinante growled in response, his hands gripping Archer’s hips tightly as he pounded into him, his movements urgent and desperate. His lips moved to Archer’s neck, biting and sucking as he chased his own release. The room spun around Archer, his vision blurring as pleasure coiled tight in his core.

When they finally came, it was in unison—a shattering release that left them both breathless and boneless. Rosinante collapsed onto Archer, their sweat-slicked bodies tangled together. Archer’s fingers found Rosinante’s hand, lacing their fingers together, their golden rings glinting in the dim light.

Exhausted and sated, they lay there, their hearts still racing. Archer’s eyes drifted closed, his last thought before sleep claimed him the soft glow of their wedding bands. Rosinante’s breath was warm against his neck, his body heavy and comforting.

Chapter 127: Land of the giants

Summary:

Elbaf
Luffy
Giants
News
Nami
Robin
Duel
Really dad?

Notes:

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Chapter Text

As Archer stepped off the Silence and onto the ground of Elbaf, he took a moment to glance around, adjusting the sling on his chest where Arrow nestled comfortably. The land of the giants stretched out before them, grand and imposing, the towering trees and massive structures making him feel like a damn insect. He kept a steady hand on Arrow’s tiny bottom, the baby gurgling contentedly against his chest, while his other hand firmly held onto Luc’s, keeping the little girl close.

Rosinante and Ace stood on either side of him, both wide-eyed as they took in the sights of the giant’s homeland. Behind them, the rest of the crew gathered, equally fascinated or, in some cases, visibly nervous.

Taking a deep breath, Rosinante sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose. “Alright, let’s ask around for Luffy. And for the love of god, don’t insult anyone, don’t kill anyone, and most importantly—don’t get stepped on.”

Raya giggled, nudging Archer with her elbow. “That’s why I handed you Arrow. Now you can’t start any trouble.”

Archer grumbled under his breath. “I don’t start trouble. Trouble finds me.”

Before he could go on a proper rant, a loud, unmistakable voice cut through the air.

“Dad! Papa!”

The next thing Archer knew, Luffy was barreling toward them at full speed, arms flung wide, a massive grin stretched across his face. A streak of dust trailed behind him as his sandals slapped against the giant-crafted pathway.

Ace barely had time to react before Luffy crashed into him, sending them both rolling across the ground. Luc squealed in delight, clapping her hands, while Archer just sighed, shifting Arrow slightly as he watched his sons wrestle like they were still kids in the woods of Dawn Island.

“Luffy, get off!” Ace grumbled, though he wasn’t really putting up much of a fight. He shoved his little brother’s face, only for Luffy to latch onto him harder.

“Missed you, Ace!” Luffy laughed, refusing to let go. “Missed you too, Dad! Papa!”

Rosinante chuckled, stepping forward to ruffle Luffy’s already messy hair. “You’re as loud as ever, kid.”

Luffy grinned up at him, eyes sparkling before he looked at Archer. “Hey, Dad!”

Archer smirked, bouncing Arrow slightly in his sling. 

Luffy gasped, eyes wide as he leaned in, inspecting the baby like he was some kind of treasure. “He’s still so small! Can I hold him?”

Archer gave him a wary look. “You’re not gonna drop him, are you?”

Luffy pouted. “I’m not gonna drop my baby cosusin! C’mon, Dad, gimme a little credit!”

Rolling his eyes, Archer carefully unfastened the sling, gently placing Arrow in Luffy’s arms. The second the baby was settled, Arrow blinked up at his older cousin before letting out a happy gurgle.

“He likes me!” Luffy beamed.

“Of course, he does,” Rosinante said fondly, placing a hand on Luffy’s shoulder. “You’re his cousin.”

Ace stood beside them, watching the scene unfold with a small smile.

Archer crossed his arms, smirking.

Luffy laughed, spinning slightly with Arrow in his arms, making the baby giggle. “I’ll be the best cousin ever!”

Luffy was still holding Arrow when Archer asked him where the rest of his crew was and what had happened since the Straw Hats reached Elbaf. Luffy grinned like a maniac and told them all to follow him. Archer and Rosinante looked at each other and shrugged, gesturing to the others to follow an almost bouncing Luffy, who was giggling as much as Arrow was.

As they entered the massive hall, they were almost overrun by the Straw Hats, who were overjoyed to see them. Sanji tackled Ace, wrapping his long legs around him while kissing him with all he had, while Nami and Jinbei practically jumped onto Giles and hugged him. Zoro picked up Timble, asking him if he had learned to wield three spears yet, and Luc and Tama ran to Brook, crawling up into his arms, much to the skeleton's happiness. Robin and Usopp hugged Archer and Rosinante, while Chopper jumped up into Raya’s arms, asking her if she and baby Arrow were alright.

Archer, now holding onto Arrow once more, found himself laughing as he watched the chaos unfold. He caught Rosinante’s eye, and his husband was already grinning. It was loud, messy, and a little overwhelming, but it was also warm, and Archer couldn't deny how much he loved seeing their family grow in such a way.

“So?” Archer asked, shifting Arrow in the sling. “You still haven’t told me what the hell you guys have been up to.”

Luffy, who had been spinning around in excitement, finally stopped and placed his hands on his hips. “Oh yeah! So we got here, right? And we met these super cool giants! Dorry and Brogy! They’re awesome!”

Archer nodded. “I know who they are, kid. Met them once.”

Luffy gasped dramatically. “WHAT?! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME?!”

Archer shrugged. “Didn’t come up.”

Luffy groaned but then brightened up again. “Well, anyway! We helped them fight some bad guys, and then we got to see a GIANT FEAST! It was the biggest thing ever! Like, even bigger than what Sanji makes!”

Sanji, still hanging off of Ace, rolled his eyes. “Oi, don’t compare my cooking to whatever barbaric eating contest you witnessed.”

Luffy ignored him and continued. “And then we trained a bit! The giants taught me some cool moves! Oh, and Usopp was AMAZING!”

Usopp puffed out his chest. “That’s right! I have truly been recognized as a warrior among warriors!”

Archer smirked. “Huh, and here I thought you were just the liar of the crew.”

“EXCUSE ME?!” Usopp screeched, only for the entire room to burst into laughter.

Rosinante finally stepped forward, rubbing his temples. “Okay, okay, as fun as it is to hear all this, we came here to check on you and also to figure out our next move. Any trouble still lurking around?”

Luffy rubbed his chin in thought. “Hmm… nope! We got rid of them all! Right, guys?!”

A collective “YEAH!” erupted from the Straw Hats, which did little to ease Archer’s concerns.

Ace sighed, rubbing his forehead. “You know, that doesn’t actually sound reassuring.”

Luffy just beamed. “It’s fine! Anyway, let’s eat! The giants made more food, and there’s enough for everyone!”

Archer looked at Rosinante, who just chuckled and shook his head. “Well, guess we’re staying for dinner.”

Arrow let out a happy gurgle, and Archer smirked. “Guess the little guy agrees.”

With that, they all followed Luffy and the Straw Hats deeper into the hall, ready to embrace whatever madness awaited them next.

 

As they walked deeper into the grand hall, the air filled with the scent of roasted meat and ale, a deep voice rumbled through the space. "Luffy, introduce us to your friends!"

Usopp, never one to miss an opportunity for dramatic flair, leaped onto a nearby table. He puffed out his chest, striking a grand pose as he gestured toward the group. "Giants of Elbaf, allow me to introduce you to some of the mightiest pirates to sail the Grand Line!" He pointed first at Archer and Rosinante, his voice carrying through the hall. "This is Portgas D. Archer and Donquixote Rosinante! The leaders of the legendary D. Clans and the formidable captains of the Roaring Pirates! But most importantly, they are Luffy’s dads!" A collective murmur of interest spread through the hall.

Usopp, thoroughly enjoying himself, continued. "And this fiery guy here? That's Portgas D. Ace! Fire Fist himself! Older brother of Luffy!" Ace gave an awkward nod while Sanji, still latched onto him, smirked and lit a cigarette.

"Next, we have Raya! Mistress of the Enchanted Scent! A woman as deadly as she is drunk! And don’t let her perfume fool you—one whiff and you’ll be on your knees, whether from love or poison!" Raya cackled, raising her flask in a toast.

"Giles! The Shark-Tongued Bard! A fishman whose voice can either soothe your soul or spell your doom! You’ll never meet a man who can read the waves—or a book—better than him!" Giles gave a modest wave, but Archer could see the pride in his eyes.

"Timble! The Unseen Phantom! Small but deadly! He’s got the speed of a shadow and the wit of a fox! And yes, Zoro, he’s been practicing wielding three spears!" Timble, puffing up his chest, gave Zoro a determined nod.

"Gin! The Demonic Reaper! A man whose fighting skills could rival even the most seasoned warriors of Elbaf! You don’t want to see him when he gets serious!" Gin smirked, shaking his head at Usopp’s theatrics.

"Luc and Tama! The Twin Storms! Future terrors of the seas! If you think Luffy’s bad, wait until these two grow up!" The two children beamed, clinging to Brook, who patted them both on the head.

"Penguin! The Arctic Enforcer! Don’t let the hat fool you—he’s got the fastest reflexes on any ship!" Penguin gave a lazy salute.

"Katakuri! The Unyielding Wall! A legend among legends, a warrior feared across the seas! And his sisters, Brulee and Pudding! One wields a mirror world, the other chocolate nightmares! And let’s not forget Nugget! The fluffy menace!" Nugget barked, wings flapping furiously.

Finally, Usopp spread his arms wide. "And last but not least—The Golden terror and The Silent Giant! The most terrifying captains in the world! The bane of the Marines! The nightmares of Blackbeard himself! They may be Luffy’s dads, but they’re also Nakama-dads to the Straw Hats!"

Luffy grinned, looking up at Archer and Rosinante. "Yeah! That’s right!" The hall erupted in cheers, giants stomping their feet, shaking the ground beneath them. Archer exchanged a look with Rosinante, who was laughing beside him. Nakama-dads, huh? He could live with that.

Luffy turned to him with the biggest grin. “It’s true, though!”

Rosinante slung an arm around Archer’s shoulders, grinning down at him. “Looks like we’ve been officially adopted.”

Archer rolled his eyes but couldn’t help the small, amused smirk on his lips. “Fine. But I’m not making lunch for all of them.”

As they settled onto the massive benches within the great hall, the giants wasted no time in turning their attention to the Roaring Pirates. Their booming voices echoed through the hall as they demanded to hear of their greatest battles. The atmosphere crackled with excitement, and Archer could tell his crew was more than happy to indulge them.

Raya, ever the storyteller when drinks were involved, stood up and, with a dramatic sweep of her hand, launched into their exploits. She regaled them with the tale of how they had torn through Enies Lobby, shattering its gates and leaving the World Government in stunned silence. Giles took over next, describing the chaos of Marineford and how they had fought their way to Ace’s execution platform, buying time for Luffy.

Timble, standing on the table for added effect, spoke of their attack on Sabaody, where they had freed countless slaves, earning the eternal enmity of the Celestial Dragons. Archer leaned back, watching as his crew came alive, each member adding details to their battles—their sacking of Mariejois, the destruction of numerous Marine strongholds, and the sheer number of bastions they had burned to the ground.

The giants listened, enthralled, their massive hands gripping their tankards so tightly Archer half expected them to shatter. When the stories concluded, one of the larger giants—easily twice the size of the others—let out a booming laugh.

“HAH! It makes perfect sense that you are Luffy’s fathers!” he bellowed. “You are true warriors! Fearless, reckless, and relentless! The Marines must tremble at your name!”

Archer smirked, lifting his mug in a small toast before taking a long sip.

Rosinante, however, leaned forward, resting his elbows on the table. His golden ring glinted under the firelight as he turned toward Nami, who had been sipping her drink and listening intently. “Alright, Nami,” he said, his voice calm but firm, “since Luffy is too busy stuffing his face to give us a straight answer—”

“I can talk and eat at the same time!” Luffy protested through a mouthful of meat.

“—I need you to tell me what happened,” Rosinante continued, ignoring his son. “Don’t spare any details. We need to know exactly what we’ve walked into.”

The mood shifted slightly, the celebration and boasting taking a brief pause. Nami put her cup down and glanced at the others before nodding. “Alright,” she said. “But you’re not going to like it.”

Archer sighed, already expecting the worst. “Wouldn’t be the first time,” he muttered.

Nami took a deep breath. “After we got here, everything was fine at first. The giants welcomed us. But then… someone else showed up.” She clenched her fists. “The Blackbeard Pirates.”

The hall grew deathly silent.

Archer’s grip on his cup tightened. “Go on.”

Nami’s eyes darkened. “They weren’t here to fight us, not directly. They were looking for something—or someone. And whatever it is, the giants weren’t too happy about it.”

Rosinante cursed under his breath. Archer, on the other hand, simply cracked his knuckles. “Well then,” he said, a sharp grin spreading across his face. “Looks like we might have to finish what we started.”

Archer folded his arms, watching Nami with a sharp gaze as she continued her explanation. The mention of Lilith and Vegapunk piqued his interest, and the fact that Franky was working alongside the famed scientist only added to the weight of the situation. He exchanged a glance with Rosinante, who gave a small nod in agreement—coming to Elbaf had been the right call. If Vegapunk was involved, and if the Straw Hats had gotten tangled up in something big, they needed to be ready for whatever storm was brewing.

Over the noise of the grand hall, Nami raised her voice, her words cutting through the excited chatter of the reunion.

“I’m really glad you guys are here,” she said, her brow furrowing slightly. “Because it seems like Blackbeard doesn’t fear Luffy. He’s been making moves, and from what we’ve gathered, there are only three people in the world he’s actually afraid of—Rayleigh, Shanks, and you, Archer.”

At that, Archer let out a sharp scoff, his golden eyes narrowing with disgust. “Teach is a parasite,” he spat, his lip curling. “I already took one from his crew, and I’ve been itching to take more.”

The room seemed to still for a moment as his words hung in the air. There was no mistaking the venom in his tone, the barely contained rage simmering beneath the surface.

Rosinante placed a steadying hand on his shoulder, grounding him. “If Blackbeard is making moves, we need to know exactly what those moves are,” he said, voice calm but firm. “What else have you heard?”

Sanji, who had finally released Ace from his enthusiastic greeting, stepped forward, lighting a cigarette. “We’ve been hearing whispers,” he said, exhaling a plume of smoke. “Something about him targeting the last Road Poneglyph. If that bastard gets his hands on it, he’ll be one step closer to Laugh Tale. But with you here? He will perhaps take a step back, since he fears you, buying us some time”

Archer’s jaw clenched. That was bad. Really bad.

“We need to stop him before he gets the chance,” Ace said, crossing his arms. “We know he’s ruthless. He won’t hesitate to wipe out anyone in his way.”

Zoro leaned against the table, nodding. “And if he’s not afraid of Luffy, then he’s gonna come at us with everything he’s got.”

Luffy, still bouncing Arrow slightly in his arms, grinned despite the tension. “Doesn’t matter! We’ll kick his ass!”

Archer snorted, unable to help but crack a small smirk. “That’s the spirit, brat.”

But even as he said it, the weight of the situation settled heavily on his shoulders. Blackbeard wasn’t a foe they could take lightly, and if Teach was making a move for the final piece of the puzzle, then it meant the race for the One Piece was truly reaching its climax. The storm wasn’t just brewing—it was already here.

 

Robin leaned in, her sharp eyes locking onto Archer's as she spoke in a low voice. "You still have a promise to keep."

Archer arched a brow, crossing his arms. "What promise?"

Smirking, Robin tilted her head. "Do you remember the deal I made with Vegapunk back on Egghead Island?" she asked. "That after the battle, if Vegapunk behaved, I’d get you to answer some questions?"

Archer blinked before realization dawned on him. He groaned, rubbing a hand down his face. "For fuck’s sake. Couldn’t the mad fucker have just stayed dead? Ugh."

Robin chuckled but quickly grew serious, leaning in even closer. "I need your help."

Now intrigued, Archer dropped his hand and met her gaze. "With what?"

Robin's expression turned grave. "I’m looking for the last Road Poneglyph. We need to find it and read it before Blackbeard does. And since you can also read Poneglyphs, your help is necessary. Not just to decipher it, but to scare Blackbeard away if it comes to that."

Archer snorted, shaking his head. "Things really have a way of coming full circle, huh?" He exhaled, rubbing his neck. "My mom told me when I was four that the skill of reading Poneglyphs would save the world one day. Looks like she wasn’t just talking out of her ass."

He glanced at Rosinante, gauging his husband’s reaction. Rosinante rubbed his tired eyes and sighed. "Maybe we should split up," he suggested. "Some of us stay here, and another group goes with Robin and Archer to find the Poneglyph." He let out a slow breath. "But that’s something we can discuss tomorrow."

Archer exhaled, rolling his shoulders as he nodded. "Fine by me. But just so you know, if this turns into another one of those ‘we might die but let’s do it anyway’ missions, I expect some damn good beer when we get back."

Robin smirked. "Deal."

Luffy, who had been bouncing Arrow on his knee, suddenly perked up. "Ooooh! A treasure hunt! Can I come?"

Archer groaned. "Luffy, this isn’t just some fun adventure. This is serious."

"I know!" Luffy grinned, completely unfazed. "That’s why I wanna go!"

Rosinante gave an exhausted sigh, already foreseeing the mess that would come from this. "We’ll figure everything out in the morning. For now, let’s eat, drink, and try not to think about Blackbeard ruining everything."

Nami raised her mug. "Now that’s a plan I can get behind!"

The crews cheered, and Archer chuckled, shaking his head. This was going to be one hell of a ride. But then again, what else was new?

 

The hall of Elbaf fell into a tense silence as a massive giant loomed over Archer, looking down at him with evident disgust. The deep rumbling voice of the giant carried across the room, filled with scorn.

"So, you're the infamous Archer? Feared by the world? What a joke!" The giant scoffed. "You don’t look scary at all. The rumors must be garbage."

Archer raised an eyebrow, smirking. "Oh? And what rumors would those be?" He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively. "Rumors about how devastatingly handsome I am? Or maybe how good I am in bed?"

The moment the words left his mouth, a mix of groans and laughter erupted from those around him. Rosinante visibly palmed his face, muffling a sound of pure suffering. Ace sighed dramatically while shaking his head, and Raya was already grinning like a fiend, knowing that things were about to escalate.

The giant snarled. "How can such a tiny man be feared by so many? It’s all lies! You’re nothing but a weakling."

Archer tilted his head, his smirk widening. "If you're so unsure about my reputation, why don't you go ask your mom? I have a feeling she’s an expert on the subject."

The moment the words settled, the hall exploded in noise. The Straw Hats and Archer’s crew burst into laughter, some doubling over at the sheer audacity. Even Katakuri shook his head with a quiet, amused sigh.

The giant’s face twisted with fury. His roar echoed through the hall, shaking the very walls. "You dare insult me?! I challenge you to a duel!"

Archer merely shrugged, as if the challenge was no more bothersome than a minor inconvenience. "Sure, why not? What are the rules?"

The giant gritted his teeth. "To first blood. Each of us picks one weapon."

"Sounds fair enough to me." Archer rolled his shoulders before turning back to Rosinante and the crew. "Hold Arrow for me, yeah? Can’t have my nephew watching his uncle embarrass a giant firsthand."

Rosinante groaned, dragging a hand down his face. "For the love of—Archer, must you always do this?"

"Rosi, my love, if I didn’t, I wouldn’t be me." He winked, placing Arrow in Rosinante’s arms before stretching his fingers. "Besides, it's just a friendly duel."

"Your definition of ‘friendly’ is severely warped." Rosinante muttered, pressing his forehead into his hand.

Meanwhile, Raya was already placing bets. "Alright, alright! You all know the drill! Place your bets, place your bets! Our dear captain versus one very pissed-off giant! Who's betting against Archer?"

No one raised a hand.

Zoro smirked. "Even I’m not stupid enough to bet against that bastard."

The entire crowd moved as Archer followed the giant outside, where the duel was to take place. As they reached the open field, the tension in the air thickened. The giant retrieved a massive axe, the blade gleaming under the sunlight.

Archer let out a low whistle. "Big guy, big axe. Overcompensating for something?"

The giant let out a furious growl.

Raya snorted. "He never learns."

Archer grinned as he reached down and pulled his weapon of choice—a single dagger.

The crowd erupted again. Luffy, naturally, was giggling. "This is gonna be fun!"

Rosinante groaned. "This is gonna be a disaster."

And with that, the duel began.

When the fight began, the giant—whose name Archer still didn’t know—lunged at him with full force, swinging his massive axe. Archer sidestepped easily, watching as the blade crashed into the ground, sending dirt and debris flying.

“Is that all you’ve got?” Archer called, grinning. “I’ve had more trouble dodging Arrow’s spit bubbles.”

The giant growled and swung again, but Archer merely did a somersault out of reach, landing gracefully on his feet.

“Come on now, don’t be shy! Put some effort into it! Or are you afraid you’ll break a nail?” Archer taunted, casually walking away on his hands to the amusement of the gathered crowd.

The Straw Hats, Roaring Pirates, and even some of the other giants watching all burst into laughter. The insulted warrior roared in frustration, his face turning red as he charged at Archer once more, now attacking wildly without any sense of strategy.

“Now that’s just sloppy,” Archer mused, dodging with a lazy step to the side. He shook his head, clicking his tongue. “Are you sure you’re a warrior? You fight like a drunken seagull with vertigo.”

The giant bellowed in rage, swinging his axe so wildly that even some of his own people took a step back. The onlookers laughed and clapped, making him even angrier. He rushed forward, bringing his axe down with all his strength—only for Archer to nimbly leap onto the weapon’s handle and run up the giant’s arm as if it were a ramp.

“Oh-ho! Look at this view!” Archer smirked as he reached the giant’s shoulder, balancing effortlessly. “I should charge for the experience! Tourists would love this.”

The crowd roared with laughter, and Archer took the opportunity to wink at a few female giants who immediately swooned. Rosinante rolled his eyes and muttered something about never taking Archer anywhere civil again.

The giant, furious beyond reason, tried to swat Archer off his head. But in his blind rage, he miscalculated and ended up smacking himself square in the face.

A resounding thud echoed through the place as the giant staggered, eyes rolling back before he collapsed onto the ground, completely knocked out. The audience went silent for a moment before an eruption of cheers and laughter followed.

Archer, who had already leaped off just before impact, landed smoothly and dusted himself off. He strolled over to the unconscious warrior, pulled out his dagger, and made a tiny, barely noticeable cut on the giant’s hand.

He turned to the crowd, spread his arms wide, and bowed with an exaggerated flourish. “And that, my friends, is how you win a duel elegantly.”

Ace shoved a tankard of beer into Archer’s hand, laughing. “You’re an absolute madman dad, you know that?”

Archer took a long drink and smirked. “Tell me something I don’t know.”

Chapter 128: Bloody typical

Summary:

No Archer, just no.
Gaban
Luffy
Loki
Well, get to it!
Playing
Cookies
Dadding
Ugh.

Notes:

Please leave a comment and a kudos if you like this chapter! :D

Sorry for the slow update. Life has been crazy lately!

Chapter Text

The courtyard still echoed faintly with laughter and muffled cheers as the group trickled back inside, leaving the passed-out giant sprawled on the stone like a mountain of bad decisions. Archer, very pleased with himself, sipped his beer with one hand and dusted imaginary dirt off his coat with the other.

That’s when two new figures appeared—one towering above the rest, the other barely reaching her knee. A giant woman with long copper braids and a wickedly amused smile, and her child, a stocky little boy with wild hair and a toothy grin.

“Ripley! Colon!” Luffy shouted with glee, running up to the pair like a long-lost puppy.

Archer blinked, then narrowed his eyes. “Colon?”

Ripley boomed out a laugh, eyeing Luffy with open affection. “It’s good to see you again, brat. I can tell exactly who raised you. Even a fool could figure it out.”

Archer placed a hand on his chest, mock-offended. “Heeey! What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Exactly what you think it does,” Ripley replied, smirking. “And I say it with affection, I swear.”

Rosinante just laughed, arms crossed, and gave Ripley a little nod. “She’s not wrong, you know.”

Behind them, Archer heard Ace’s voice whisper a little too loudly, “Wait… is that kid’s name seriously Colon? Like… intestine?”

Smack!

Pudding slapped him hard enough to make his head bob. “Shut up, idiot!”

Archer had to bite the inside of his cheek not to snort. He’d been wondering the same thing, honestly, but Rosinante was already giving him the look. You know, the don't-make-this-worse-for-yourself look. It was the same look he got when he “accidentally” set the galley on fire trying to flambé something last month.

Luffy grinned and waved them closer. “Ripley’s married to Scopper Gaban! He’s Colon’s dad!”

Archer’s mouth opened. How the fuck did that even work? He looked up—waaaay up—at Ripley, then down at the chubby kid clutching her leg and grinning like a maniac.

And then Rosinante clamped a large hand over Archer’s mouth before a single syllable could escape.

“No,” Rosinante said firmly.

Behind them, Sanji did the same to Ace, who had mirrored Archer’s slack-jawed expression.

“I just—” Archer tried to speak through the hand.

“No,” Rosinante repeated, more forcefully this time, his voice strained.

Ripley chuckled again. “Don’t worry, sweetheart. You wouldn’t be the first to ask. And no, I’m not explaining it.”

“Fair enough,” Archer grumbled once Rosi let him go. “But damn. That kid’s gotta be made of adamantium or something.”

Colon grinned up at him. “Mama says I was born punchin’!”

Archer stared. “…I believe that.”

Luc leaned over to whisper to Tama, “That kid’s scarier than the giant.”

Ripley patted Colon’s head fondly. “He’s got Gaban’s left hook and my attitude.”

“Oh, great,” Archer muttered.

The moment Rosinante removed his hand from Archer’s mouth—after Archer licked it with full eye contact, no less—he instantly regretted doing so. Rosi groaned, wiping his hand off on Archer’s shirt with a look of tired suffering.

Archer grinned up at Ripley with a gleam in his golden eyes and said, “I didn’t even know Gaban’s balls worked.”

There was a second of stunned silence.

Ripley snorted so hard it shook the ground beneath them. Colon just blinked, eyes wide, clearly trying to figure out what kind of greeting that was supposed to be. Rosinante had his face in his hands again, mumbling something about bad life choices. Again.

“And you,” Archer turned to the boy, pointing a dramatic finger, “I once kicked your dad so hard in the nuts he started crying.”

Colon’s jaw dropped. “Really?!”

Ripley was wheezing with laughter now, holding her stomach like she’d just been stabbed in the best possible way. “Oh, that was you? Gaban told me once that some ‘little runt with gold for hair’ took both him and Rayleigh down in one go.” She shook her head, grinning. “He limped for two days.”

“I was nine,” Archer said proudly.

“I told you not to bring it up,” Rosinante muttered, glaring at him sideways. “I was trying to preserve what little reputation you have left.”

“Too late,” Archer replied brightly. “It’s long gone. Buried. Eulogized. Possibly on fire.”

Sanji leaned over and stage-whispered to Ace, “Why is he like this?”

Ace, without missing a beat, said, “No one knows. We’ve accepted it like a curse we can’t lift.”

Ripley crouched slightly, lowering herself enough to meet Archer’s eye line with a teasing smile. “You’re lucky Gaban’s not here to hear that. You’d find out whether his balls still work when he punts you over the mountain.”

“Tell him to get in line.” Archer made a sweeping gesture at the amused crowd, his grin wider than ever. “Besides, it’s been years! He’s probably fine. Ish.”

Colon was looking at Archer like he’d just met a mythical beast. “Can you teach me how to kick people so hard they cry?”

Rosinante looked horrified. “Absolutely not.”

“I can,” Archer said smugly.

“You won’t,” Rosi barked.

Archer winked at the kid. “We’ll talk later.”

Ripley was still laughing, now with tears in her eyes. “No wonder Luffy turned out like he did. You two are trouble wrapped in a pretty coat.”

“He’s prettier,” Archer said, jerking his thumb toward Rosinante.

“Liar,” Rosi said.

“Gorgeous liar,” Archer shot back.

In the background, Zoro muttered, “Are they always like this?”

“Every day,” Gin sighed, arms crossed. “It’s exhausting.”

 

Archer cracked his neck as he turned toward Luffy, expression shifting from playfully smug to something a lot colder. The temperature in the air seemed to change too—or maybe that was just how Luffy felt under the weight of that golden-eyed stare.

“I want to talk to this Loki person,” Archer said flatly, his voice slicing through the leftover laughter like a blade. “I’ve got a few choice words for him.”

Luffy blinked, swallowed hard, and then gave a quick nod. The boy was brave—Archer knew that better than anyone—but even Luffy knew when his dad meant business. He wasn’t joking anymore. That meant trouble. Real, unpleasant, adult trouble.

“This way,” Luffy muttered, turning and walking ahead.

Rosinante exchanged a look with Archer, one eyebrow raised. Archer shrugged. “What? Gotta say hello.”

As they made their way through the enormous, ancient structure that made up Elbaf’s inner stronghold, the shadows grew longer—and so did the tension. When they finally reached the holding chamber, Archer stopped in his tracks.

“...Okay, that’s...that’s a big one,” he muttered, eyes scanning up—and up—and up. “Holy shit, how does that thing not have its own weather system?”

Chained against the towering stone wall was Loki, a mountain of a man with silvered braids and eyes like dying stars. Even hunched over and bound, he radiated menace like heat off a forge.

Loki’s deep voice echoed through the chamber, rumbling like distant thunder. “Rody,” he said slowly, his eyes locking onto Luffy. “Have you come to set me free?”

“Nope,” Archer answered cheerfully, stepping in front of his son. “But Luffy’s dad came to talk to you.”

Loki blinked, mildly surprised, and then gave a slow, nasty smile. “Pity. I thought he might have committed patricide like I did. Would’ve made me proud.”

Archer scoffed and crossed his arms. “Please. I’ve had morning shits more terrifying than you.”

That, apparently, struck a nerve.

The giant's jaw clenched and he leaned forward as much as his chains would allow. “I will swallow the world whole. I will rip it apart—limb by limb—until—”

“Better hurry up then,” Archer cut in, examining his fingernails. “World’s already sinking. Might not have time for that grand buffet you’re dreaming of.”

Loki snarled, lips curling. “You’re not like Shanks.”

Archer laughed so hard he doubled over. “Well, thank fuck for that! Shanks is a shifty little bastard with more secrets than I have freckles. And I have a lot of freckles.”

Rosinante muttered something in agreement from behind him.

Archer stepped closer, golden eyes sharp now, almost curious. “So what is it you really want, huh? ‘Cause from where I’m standing, you’re not some all-powerful monster. You’re just a bitter little boy who got rejected and now wants someone to hug him and tell him he did a good job.”

Loki’s growl was low, primal. But he didn’t speak.

“Am I wrong?” Archer said, voice softer now but no less dangerous.

The giant’s eyes narrowed, teeth bared in a silent snarl, but he didn’t answer. He couldn’t.

Archer leaned back on his heels, satisfied. “Didn’t think so.”

And behind him, Luffy stood a little straighter.

Archer took a deep breath and stepped in closer, hands on his hips as he stared up at the massive bastard shackled to the wall. Loki still hadn’t said anything—just sat there, teeth clenched and eyes glowing with a mixture of anger and something suspiciously close to shame.

“Right,” Archer began, voice loud and clear, echoing through the chamber. “Here’s how I see it, big guy: you can either join in or butt the fuck out. ‘Cause this ain’t about a temper tantrum anymore. This isn’t about who’s got the biggest sword or the longest, shiniest royal dick to wave around.”

Rosinante audibly sighed behind him, but didn’t interrupt. He knew better.

“This,” Archer continued, pointing a finger up at Loki, “is about saving the goddamn world. And newsflash, in case you’ve forgotten—you and your people? Elbaf? That’s part of the world too.”

Loki’s eyes narrowed, but he didn’t interrupt.

“So if you really wanna throw around the title of king or prince like a pair of panties at a drunk party, then maybe—just maybe—you should start acting like you give a damn,” Archer snapped. “You wanna sulk in a hole because you killed your dad? Boo-fucking-hoo. Get in line, sunshine. We’ve all got trauma.”

He didn’t stop there. He was on a roll now.

“You know who’s coming? The Marines. All of them. Vice-Admirals. Admirals. Hell, the Fleet Admiral himself might drop in for tea and bloodshed. And you know who follows in their wake?”

Loki didn’t answer. Archer didn’t wait.

“The Holy Knights,” Archer said grimly. “And the fucking Elders.”

That got a reaction—Loki blinked, lips parting just slightly.

“Yeah, exactly. And you’re a self-absorbed idiot if you think you can just sit it out while bitching about how dark your soul is and how you plan to swallow the world whole or whatever your edgy little diary says.”

Archer’s tone turned sharper, more clipped.

“And if that wasn’t enough, here’s the cherry on top: Blackbeard’s sniffing around Elbaf. He’s hunting the One Piece, and you can bet your oversized ass he won’t hesitate to slaughter everyone in his way. Giants, kids, old folks—it won’t matter.”

Loki shifted slightly in his chains, and Archer didn’t miss the flicker of doubt in his face.

“Still not impressed?” Archer went on, raising a brow. “Well, guess what? Shanks is moving too. And Buggy. Yeah, Buggy. Cross Guild’s getting involved. Hell’s practically having a reunion party and you’re still here sulking like a brat denied a lollipop.”

Archer turned on his heel, done with it. Done looking up at a man who acted like a sullen teenager instead of a leader.

“You want to be king?” he threw over his shoulder. “Then act like one. Get your shit together, prep your people, and stop sulking in chains like the world owes you something.”

And with that, he walked away, waving one hand lazily in the air as he added, “Think about what I said, Your Royal Grumpiness.”

Archer didn’t look back as he walked away from Loki. The giant’s silence followed him, heavy and lingering, but he was done giving speeches to oversized tantrum-throwers in chains. His boots thudded against the stone, steady and purposeful, as the cool air of the cavern nipped at his neck.

Over his shoulder, he barked, “Luffy! Get your damn Grand Fleet moving. I want every one of those captains summoned now.”

Luffy jumped a little, startled, and gave a quick nod. “Aye!”

“And Brûlée,” Archer called, spotting her leaning against a stone pillar with her arms crossed. “Take Vivi back to Alabasta. Have her talk to every rebel faction in the sand. If they’re still bickering, tell them to knock it off. They’ll want a united front when this starts.”

Brûlée gave him a salute with a wink. “With pleasure, sugar.”

“Good. Now someone wake Sengoku’s old ass and tell him shit’s about to go sideways. He wanted a heads-up, so there it is.”

That got a sharp exhale from Rosinante—half a laugh, half exasperation.

“And Ace,” Archer turned slightly, catching his son’s eye. “You call Law and Yamato. Tell them to be ready to move at a moment’s notice.”

Ace nodded, pulling out his Den Den Mushi immediately.

“Kuri, call Smoothie. I’ll call Zeff and Reiju,” Archer muttered to himself, pulling out his own communicator.

He stopped mid-step when he noticed the silence. Looking up, he found dozens of giants staring at him. Mouths open. Eyes wide. A whole damn crowd frozen like someone had hit pause on a giant-sized movie. Clearly, they’d heard everything he said to Loki.

Archer raised an eyebrow. “What?” he asked, unimpressed. “Never seen a man talk down a six-story disappointment before?”

There were a few coughs. No one replied.

He sighed, scrubbing a hand down his face. “Do you people not have shit to do? Or do I need to hold your hands and guide you like you’re in preschool?”

That snapped them out of it. With a collective jolt, the giants sprang into action. Some started barking orders in their booming voices. Others ran to get armor, weapons, maps. The entire stronghold came alive in a rush of movement, and Archer had to admit—it was kind of satisfying to watch.

Rosinante stepped up beside him, tilting his head. “You sure know how to inspire people.”

“Yeah, by insulting their pride until they move their asses,” Archer said, tucking the Den Den Mushi into his coat. “Same strategy I use on you.”

Rosinante chuckled. “It works.”

Archer smirked faintly, but his gaze lingered on the distance—on the cloud of war slowly forming on the horizon, far beyond the stone walls.

Things were moving. Pieces falling into place.

And finally—finally—people were listening.

 

Later that day, with the sun sinking lower and casting long golden rays over the busy stronghold, Archer leaned back against a large stone bench, nursing a cold beer. The bottle sweated in his hand, and the soft laughter of children carried across the air like a balm.

Luc and Tama were laughing themselves silly as they chased Colon around the courtyard, the half-giant boy surprisingly nimble for his size. Tama had even climbed up on his back at one point, and Colon had run with her squealing in delight, while Luc shouted something about riding a wild boar. Archer didn’t know what the hell was going on in their little game, but it was loud, joyful, and honest—and that was all that mattered.

Beside him sat Rosinante, lazily flicking ash from his cigarette, and Ripley, with her knees drawn up and her chin resting on them, eyes fixed on the playing children.

“They’re getting along,” she said softly, a smile tugging at her lips. “That’s… really good to see.”

“They’re good kids,” Archer murmured, taking another sip. “Smart too. You can’t fake that kind of bond.”

Ripley gave a small nod, but her gaze didn’t leave Colon. “It hasn’t always been easy for him, you know,” she admitted after a pause. “Being half-giant, half-human. Smaller than the other kids. Slower to grow. Some of the full-bloods called him runt. He lashed out a lot when he was younger. Still does sometimes.”

Archer tilted his head, listening.

Ripley sighed. “He loves his father, but he’s said more than once… that he wishes he were full giant. Like that would’ve made things easier. Like then maybe he’d fit.”

There was a long silence between them. Archer didn’t speak right away. He simply looked out at the kids again. Tama had now braided something into Colon’s hair while Luc dramatically played dead nearby, tongue hanging out for effect. Colon looked… happy. Not trying to be bigger or stronger or anything else. Just a kid among friends.

Ripley looked over at him. “I think it helped. Seeing someone like you—someone human—talk to Loki the way you did. With no fear. With no groveling. You didn’t flinch. You put him in his damn place.”

Archer gave a small, almost sheepish shrug, but Ripley smiled faintly.

“It meant something to Colon,” she said. “To see humans like that. You gave him something to look up to.”

Rosinante snorted lightly, a grin tugging at his mouth. “Archer has that effect on people,” he said. “Doesn’t matter if you’re human, fishman, or a thirty-foot tall bastard. He gets under your skin.”

“You say that like it’s a good thing,” Archer muttered dryly.

“It is,” Ripley said, nudging him gently with her shoulder. “Most of the time.”

Archer looked down into his bottle. He didn’t say it aloud, but deep down, it felt… good. Seeing the kids laugh. Knowing Colon saw a bit more worth in himself today. That maybe he’d stop wishing he was different, and just start being him.

The beer was lukewarm now, but Archer didn’t mind. It sat heavy in his hand, forgotten as he watched Tama and Luc drag Colon into some kind of elaborate pretend-battle involving sticks, a flower crown, and what might’ve once been a cloak. Colon, for his size, let the smaller kids boss him around like a champ. He even tripped when they told him to "fall dramatically," letting out an exaggerated groan as he hit the ground. Tama threw leaves over him like a mourning widow, while Luc made sound effects with his mouth.

Archer smiled a little and took another lazy sip, leaning back against the stone behind him. The sunlight was warm on his face, and the air smelled like salt, firewood, and the lingering sweetness of Rosinante’s damn clove cigarettes.

Next to him, Ripley rested her elbows on her knees, watching her son with the kind of complicated pride only a mother could pull off.

Archer broke the silence with a slow exhale. “So… where is your husband anyway?” he asked without looking at her. “I haven’t seen Gabban since the Oro Jackson set sail from Barterilla. That was what… twenty-two years ago? Guy vanished like a fart in the wind.”

Ripley chuckled under her breath, brushing some wind-blown hair behind her ear. “He’s around. On the next island over, actually. Keeping an eye on it. Protecting something, I think.”

“Of course he is,” Archer muttered, rolling his eyes. “Bloody typical.”

Before Ripley could respond, there was a thump and a grunt beside him. Luffy had flopped down next to them, resting his head heavily on his papa’s arm with a content sigh. His straw hat was tilted down over his face, and he made no move to fix it.

Rosinante looked down at him, a soft smile tugging at the corners of his mouth as he reached over and patted Luffy’s messy hair. “Tired already?”

“No,” Luffy mumbled, then yawned. “Hungry.”

Archer raised an eyebrow. “You call your fleet like I told you?”

Luffy nodded, still leaning on Rosinante. “Yeah. They’re coming. Bet they bring meat.”

Without missing a beat, Rosinante reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a slightly crumbled cookie, then casually stuffed it into Luffy’s mouth like it was the most natural thing in the world.

Luffy made a happy sound around the cookie and began chewing with lazy contentment.

“You spoil him,” Archer said, but his tone was light. He leaned over and pressed a kiss to Rosinante’s cheek, his eyes never leaving the children still tumbling through the grass ahead of them.

Rosinante smiled faintly, tilting his head just enough to brush his cheek against Archer’s. “Yeah. I do.”

Ripley sighed beside them. “You two ever plan on adopting me too, or what?”

Archer barked a laugh. “You come with less emotional baggage than Ace, so maybe.”

“Hey!” came Ace’s voice from somewhere behind them.

 

The afternoon had a warmth to it that wasn't just the sun. It was something softer. Easier. The kids returned to the group flushed and laughing, cheeks red from running around. Colon had twigs in his hair, and Luc was proudly holding what looked like a dead beetle, showing it off to a horrified Ripley and an overly fascinated Luffy.

Then came Gin. Saint, cook, and miracle-worker Gin—waltzing over like some smug prophet of baked salvation, with Katakuri trailing behind him, holding up a tray of cookies the size of a small table. Smart man. Katakuri looked vaguely annoyed, but he didn’t protest. Not with Luc flashing him a thumbs-up.

The second the tray hit the ground, the kids (and Luffy, who arguably was more kid than adult most days) dove into it with the ferocity of wild wolves. Crumbs flew. Tama stuffed two into her pockets. Colon accidentally elbowed Luffy, who retaliated by eating three at once just to assert dominance. Rosinante laughed through his nose. Ripley rolled her eyes, smiling. Archer leaned back on his hands and closed his eyes, soaking in the warmth and laughter like a man stealing sunlight for later.

And then he felt it—a tiny tug at his sleeve.

He opened one eye, then the other, immediately alert when he saw Tama standing beside him. Her expression was pale, her eyes wide and uncertain, fingers twisting the hem of her shirt.

“Dad…” she whispered, barely loud enough for him to hear.

Archer didn’t hesitate. He stood, scooping her up in his arms without a word, holding her close as he carried her a little away from the others. Her face was buried in his shoulder, and she clutched at his shirt like she was trying not to cry.

Kneeling down with her still in his arms, Archer whispered, “Talk to me, sweetheart. What’s wrong?”

Tama mumbled into his neck. “I… I think I got my period.”

Archer froze. Just for a second. Just long enough for the reality of it to register.

Oh.

Right.

That.

His heart stumbled a bit, caught between surprise and something tender. Then instinct kicked in. 

“Alright,” he said, voice calm, steady. “Let’s go to the Silence. We’ve got what you need there.”

Tama nodded against him, her face still hidden. He walked fast, not quite running, but not strolling either. He reached the Silence in minutes, opening the door and stepping inside the familiar creak of wood under his boots grounding him.

He handed her a pad from the emergency stash, then pointed toward the bathroom. “Here. You go clean up, and I’ll grab you some fresh clothes, okay?”

Tama gave a small nod and slipped inside, the door clicking gently shut behind her.

Alone, Archer let out a slow breath. He raked a hand through his hair and stared at the pile of folded clothes. His fingers hovered before he picked a soft shirt and a pair of leggings—something comfy. His mind was buzzing, but his face stayed neutral. Calm.

He could panic later. Right now, Tama needed him to act like this was just another day. Because it was. This wasn’t the end of anything. Just the start of something new. She wasn’t a little girl anymore, but she would always be his little girl. No blood, no bond, no storm would ever change that.

And as he set the clothes neatly by the bathroom door, Archer straightened his shoulders, cleared his throat, and said gently, “Clothes are here, sweetheart. Take your time. I’ll be right outside.”

Then he sat, back against the wall, waiting.

Tama stepped out of the bathroom, her hair slightly damp where she’d splashed water on her face. She looked a little unsure, a little shy, but mostly just relieved. Archer smiled at her—soft and warm—and held out his hand.

“Come on,” he said. “Let’s go find the others.”

She took his hand without hesitation. Her grip was small, but steady. Stronger than it had been a year ago. He glanced down at her, her face turned forward but pink around the cheeks, and pride bloomed quietly in his chest.

“You okay?” he asked as they stepped out onto the deck.

Tama nodded. “Yeah. Kinda weird. But… okay.”

Archer gave her fingers a light squeeze. “You handled it well. I’m proud of you, y’know.”

She smiled at that—just a little—but it was real.

They were halfway across the deck when Archer paused. Something cold slithered down his spine, prickling at the base of his neck. He squinted out at the sea, his gaze sharpening.

And there they were.

Sails.

Too neat, too white. Too uniform to belong to pirates or merchants.

“Shit,” he muttered, his voice low.

Tama blinked up at him. “What’s wrong?”

Archer crouched beside her, putting a hand gently on her shoulder. “I need you to go to the others, okay? Tell your papa I saw Marine ships coming in from the west.”

Her eyes widened. “Marines?”

“Yeah,” he said, scanning the horizon again. “Big ones. And a lot of them.”

Tama hesitated. “But what about you?”

“I’ll be right behind you. Promise.” He tapped her nose lightly. “Go on. And make sure Luffy doesn’t try to fight anyone before I get there.”

She took off, legs pumping as fast as they could go. Archer straightened slowly, arms crossed as he watched the sleek white ships cutting through the water like knives. There were too many to be a scouting party. This was a move. A message.

“Can’t even have one peaceful afternoon,” he muttered, exhaling through his nose.

 

Chapter 129: Flying

Summary:

Bear
Hajrundin
Whats his name again?
Fight
Flying
Wings
Proud dads
No shit Shanks
Colon
Loki

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Standing at the rail of the Silence, Archer sighed heavily, watching the Marine ships draw closer like fat, bloated sharks.

“Stupid fuckers,” he muttered, stuffing his hands deep into his pockets.

Their crisp white sails gleamed in the sunlight, shiny and polished like they actually thought it would matter when they got here. Archer didn’t bother yelling, didn’t bother waving. No, he had something better in mind. He sauntered over to the mast, whistling low under his breath, and grabbed hold of the sail line.

With a practiced flick of his wrist, he let the sail drop.

The great black banner of the Roaring Pirates unfurled, snapping open with a thunderous sound that echoed across the waves. The snarling bear head bared its fangs, eyes wild and vivid, the very image of bloodthirsty warning.

Archer chuckled darkly to himself. “Bet they’re shitting themselves now.”

He took his time walking back toward the village, hands still tucked casually in his pockets, whistling a little louder now. He didn’t need to turn around to know that the Marines had probably slowed down at the sight of their jolly roger — the flag that had left entire fleets sinking or swimming for their lives.

As he rounded the bend into the main square, the scene ahead of him made his heart swell a little, even as the situation tightened around them.

The Straw Hats were already assembled, lined up like it was just another day at sea — Luffy grinning like a madman, Zoro with his swords already half-drawn, Nami tapping her foot with that calculating glint in her eye. Usopp looked terrified but still stood his ground. Sanji lit a cigarette, his other hand already burning with heat.

And there, standing tall and magnificent, was Rosinante.

Archer’s husband was already barking sharp, clipped orders to the Roaring Pirates, his voice carrying across the square without hesitation

As Archer approached the gathering, Rosinante stepped forward to meet him, his face set in a serious, but calm expression. He pointed toward the children who were huddled nearby — Tama, Luc, Colon, and the other young ones of Elbaf.

“Tama and Luc will take care of Arrow,” Rosinante said firmly. “They’ll hide with Colon and the others until it’s over.”

Archer’s golden eyes softened as he glanced at his daughters. They stood proud, trying to hide their fear, looking up at him for final instructions. Archer crouched down to their level, meeting their gazes squarely.

“If anyone gets too close,” Archer said, voice low and fierce, “you kill them. No mercy.”

Tama and Luc both nodded without hesitation, steel flashing behind their young eyes. Pride filled Archer’s chest, but he didn’t show it. Instead, he ruffled their hair briefly before standing up straight again.

Turning back to Rosinante, Archer asked in a low voice, “Alright, love. What do you think we should do?”

Rosinante’s mouth twitched into a small, knowing smile. “I’ve already set the strength squad to stay grounded. Hold the village, stop any advance. I figured you’d want control over your ‘assassin squad.’”

One blond eyebrow arched high on Archer’s forehead. “Assassin squad?”

Rosinante’s smirk widened. “Yeah. Me, Giles, Gin, Katakuri, and Penguin — we’re the ones smashing anything dumb enough to come near. You, Raya, Timble, Ace, Pudding, and Nugget — you’re the sneaky bastards.”

A rough laugh tore out of Archer’s chest. He grabbed Rosinante by the collar, yanked him down, and kissed him hard, earning a few amused whistles from nearby crew members. Rosinante chuckled against his mouth before pulling away, giving Archer a light shove toward the others.

Straightening, Archer barked his orders sharply:

“Timble, Nugget! Airborne — sink as many ships as you can before they reach shore. Make it messy!”

The two nodded eagerly, taking off into the sky with a rush of wings and smoke.

“Ace!” Archer snapped next, turning toward his son. “Go with them. Keep the heat off their backs and burn any ship you can’t sink.”

Ace gave a wild grin and shot into the air, flames already curling around his arms.

“Pudding!” Archer continued. “Stay grounded but mobile. Cover whoever needs it with those lovely guns of yours. Drop ‘em before they drop us.”

Pudding cocked her pistols and winked, “Got it.”

Finally, Archer turned to Raya. No words were needed. She simply grinned, twirling her daggers in anticipation, and nodded once.

Satisfied, Archer stepped back, letting his body shift. Bones cracked and muscles twisted, but the pain was an old, familiar friend. Within moments, the towering form of his Grizzly Bear self stood where he once had, his fur bristling, his eyes gleaming.

Raya hopped effortlessly onto his broad back, daggers gleaming in each hand.

Then — the Marines landed.

The air filled with the screech of boots hitting the sand, the clang of weapons drawn. Archer’s chest swelled as he took in the sight of their smug, unprepared faces.

And then he roared.

The ground shook. Birds scattered from trees. Even the bravest Marine faltered at the sound, weapons trembling in their hands. It wasn’t just a roar. It was a promise — a warning.

You will not leave here unscathed.

From atop his back, Raya threw her head back and laughed, wild and fearless.

 

Archer stood tall in the sand, golden eyes narrowing as the marines finally made landfall — and lo and behold, wasn’t it that damn tree admiral. Or… whatever his name was. Ryom? Rymo? Roku?
Archer gritted his teeth, giving up. Screw it. “Tree Man” would do.

But it wasn’t Tree Man that caught his real attention — it was the vice admiral at his side. Some woman he’d never seen before, wearing a standard coat… but with bright pink sleeves. Pink? Seriously? Archer squinted at her like she might start juggling flowers next.
"Weird shit," he thought to himself, before letting it slide. He had bigger things to worry about.

The admiral cupped his hands around his mouth and bellowed across the field like a bad actor on a festival stage, "I am Admiral Green Bull! By my side, Vice Admiral Gion! We are here to seize Elbaf in the name of the World Government! If the giants are wise, they will comply — NOW!"

Archer shifted back to his human form, ignoring the cracking of bones as he returned to normal size, Raya now perched casually on his shoulders, spinning one of her daggers with a smirk. He crossed his arms and waited.

From the ranks of the giants, a huge figure strode forward — Hajrudin, a wall of muscle and fury, face set in a deep scowl.

"GET OFF OUR LAND!" Hajrudin roared, his voice like an avalanche. "ELBAF HAS NO DEALINGS WITH YOUR WORLD GOVERNMENT!"

The giants behind him pounded their weapons against their shields, a deep thunder rolling over the sand.

Archer grinned, sharp and wild.
"Go get 'em, big guy," he thought.

But Green Bull just sneered, looking at Hajrudin the way someone might look at a bug under their boot. His words were thick with disdain.
"Giants have no say here," he said coldly. "Submit… or be forcibly educated."

It was so disgustingly racist that Archer couldn’t help it — a sharp bark of laughter tore from his throat.
He didn’t even try to hide it.

Green Bull’s gaze snapped to him, full of fury.
"PORTGAS!" he snarled, voice venomous. "You, your filthy traitor husband, your bastard crew — and those pirate rats you call allies — you're a blight on this world!"

Archer just gave him the finger. Proud. Defiant. Lazy even.

Then he turned his head toward Hajrudin, grinning wider.
“So?” he called out loud enough for all to hear. “You guys ready to kick some ass?”

Hajrudin raised his axe in answer, a dozen other giants doing the same with bone-crushing grins.

And that’s when the world cracked open.

 

Without a second thought, Archer shifted back into his bear form, muscles ripping beneath thick fur, and he let out an earth-shaking roar that vibrated through the sand and trees. It was the signal — their signal — and it was answered in kind.
Around him, the Roaring Pirates, the Straw Hats, and the giants surged forward like a tsunami, battle cries filling the air, blades flashing, fists hammering, rifles cracking.

With Raya still perched on his back, laughing like a lunatic, Archer charged headlong into the enemy lines.

The marines didn’t stand a chance. His claws tore through ranks like wet paper, while Raya slashed with wild, joyful precision, cutting down any marine foolish enough to think they could touch her.

All around him, the giants fought like the very gods of war. Archer couldn’t help but grin between snarls as he watched Hajrudin lift three men at once and smash them into the dirt. Another giant swung a tree like a club, sending entire squads flying like ragdolls.

"If I get reborn," Archer thought, raking his claws across a screaming officer’s chest, "I’m definitely coming back as a giant. Screw everything else."

The ground was slick with blood. Gunpowder hung heavy in the air. And still, they pushed forward, step by brutal step.

At some point, Raya leapt from his back, her daggers flashing like twin silver snakes as she tore through the enemy ranks. Archer caught a glimpse of her carving a bloody path, graceful and merciless, before he turned his attention elsewhere.

A sharp cry split the din of battle.

Snarling, Archer snapped his head around and saw it — Hajrudin and another giant, caught by thick, gnarled roots snaking from Green Bull’s hands, both giants struggling and sinking slowly to their knees.

"Not happening."

With a roar that cracked the sky, Archer barreled through the fight and leapt onto Green Bull’s back like a living battering ram. His claws sank deep into the admiral’s flesh, ripping bark and flesh alike. He clawed his way up higher, gouging out chunks with savage fury.

Green Bull howled in frustration, his concentration slipping, and the roots loosened their grip on the giants.

"Perfect."

Freed, Hajrudin shook himself like a wet dog and bellowed his thanks down to Archer.

"Anytime, big guy," Archer growled, half-laughing. Then, with a sharp grin, he yelled up, "Hey! Mind doing me a favor? Launch me toward the beach, will ya?"

The giant’s grin matched his own. "With pleasure, little bear!"

Before Archer could change his mind, Hajrudin scooped him up in one massive hand, spun once for momentum, and hurled him through the air like a cannonball.

Wind howled past Archer’s ears as he flew, sand and bloodstained banners whipping by below him. He twisted midair to spot his landing, but instead, something caught his eye — something that made his blood freeze in his veins.

Across the battlefield, just at the tree line near the cliffs, he saw her — Robin.
Unmoving.
Two men in dark coats dragging her limp form toward the waiting trees.

"No."

His lips peeled back into a snarl, fury burning hotter than any fire.
This wasn’t over.
Not even close.

Still sailing through the air, now back in his human form, Archer twisted and hollered at the top of his lungs.
"ACE!"

A fiery blur cut through the sky toward him. Ace grabbed a fistful of Archer’s shirt just as Archer barked out, "Robin’s been taken! Tree line, that way!"
He pointed furiously toward the dense wall of trees in the distance.

Ace didn't hesitate. He shifted their momentum, flying full speed toward where Archer had pointed.

Mid-flight, two familiar shapes zoomed by in the opposite direction — Timble clinging to Nugget's back, yelling encouragements and curses at once.

Without thinking, Archer reached out and snagged Timble right off Nugget’s back.

"What the fuck, you maniac?!" Timble squawked, flailing wildly in the air.

"Shut it, short stack!" Archer snapped. "Nugget, keep sinking ships!"
Nugget gave a sharp nod and peeled away without missing a beat.

Ace turned his head slightly and shouted, "Robin’s been kidnapped! We’re saving her!"

Timble’s cursing abruptly changed tone, now sounding far more murderous. Good. They’d need it.

As they neared the tree line, Ace let go of Archer, who was still gripping Timble by the back of his shirt.
"You're up, kid," Archer growled.

Mid-fall, Archer hurled Timble like a missile toward the two bastards dragging Robin.

Still grumbling, Timble drew out his blowpipe midair and let loose. The dart struck the man hauling Robin — the infamous Doc Q — and the sickly pirate stiffened, dropping Robin to the dirt just as Ace and Archer hit the ground hard behind them.

Archer bared his teeth. He recognized them immediately — Doc Q, collapsed and twitching... and standing smugly above him, Laffitte.

"You," Laffitte drawled, smirking. "Been a while, Portgas. I’ve got a bone to pick with you... for killing dear Catarina."

Archer snorted, brushing blood off his lip with the back of his hand. "Cry me a river, freakshow. Why the hell are you trying to steal Robin?"

Still grinning like a maniac, Laffitte answered, "She's the last one who can read poneglyphs. Blackbeard wants her... and a beauty like her has other... uses."

The implication was enough.

Without warning, Archer lunged, teeth bared in a snarl. Laffitte tried to sprout freakish white wings from his back and scoop up Doc Q — coward — but Archer was faster.

Shifting midair into his brutal hybrid form, Archer grabbed Laffitte by the ankle and smashed him into the ground.

Once.
Twice.
A third time.
The ground cracked beneath each impact, blood spraying from Laffitte’s mouth with every slam.

When the bastard tried to crawl away, Archer grabbed a wing and twisted until he heard the satisfying snap of bone. Then the other one.

Laffitte’s screams were music.

Archer leaned close, his voice a low growl, "You tell your boss... next time, try harder."

He carved a deep ‘P’ into Laffitte’s forehead with a claw-tip, then another into Doc Q’s skull.
Permanent reminders.

Laffitte, sobbing and broken, somehow managed to lift the unconscious Doc Q over his shoulder and stumble back into the woods, leaving a trail of blood behind him.

Ace knelt nearby, carefully cradling Robin in his arms.
"She’s still breathing," he said, his voice tense but relieved.

Archer let out a heavy breath, cracking his neck side to side.

"This ain’t over," he muttered, glaring into the trees where Laffitte had vanished.

 

As the four of them — Archer, Ace, Timble, and the unconscious Robin — made it back to the battlefield, Archer’s sharp golden eyes swept across the scene.

The fight was over.

In the distance, only three Marine ships could be seen limping away, their sails torn and ragged against the setting sun. Good. Cowards.

The beach was littered with dead Marines, bodies sprawled across the sand, weapons abandoned, blood staining the earth. Even better.

No sign — or scent — of the damn Admiral though. Archer’s nose wrinkled in disgust. That slippery bastard must have run when the tide turned.
“Figures,” Archer muttered, spitting into the dirt. “Fucking coward.”

Not wasting a second, Archer cupped his hands around his mouth and bellowed, "ROSINANTE!"

Ace was right beside him, just as frantic, shouting for "CHOPPER! RAYA! GET OVER HERE!"

Robin needed help — fast.

From the mass of battered fighters and recovering giants, Rosinante appeared, running full tilt toward him. His white coat was streaked with blood and dirt, a cut bleeding sluggishly across his cheek, but otherwise he looked whole.

Archer barely had time to brace himself before Rosinante crashed into him, hugging him so tight it almost knocked the wind out of him.
“You’re okay,” Rosinante breathed, pressing frantic kisses to Archer’s temple, forehead, and mouth.

“Yeah, yeah, I’m fine," Archer grunted, squeezing him back just as hard. “You?”

Before Rosinante could answer, another body barreled into Archer’s side — Luffy, shouting, “Dad!” as he grabbed onto him with his usual bone-crushing strength.

Archer let out a shaky laugh, ruffling Luffy’s messy hair as he hugged them both.
Quickly, he pulled back, face grim.

"Listen — Robin was almost taken. Blackbeard’s rats are here. Laffitte and Doc Q. They tried to kidnap her.”

Rosinante’s face darkened instantly, a rare fire sparking in his normally gentle eyes.

Luffy, still clinging to his dad, snarled — actually snarled — and took off toward the cluster where Chopper had finally appeared, checking over Robin.
Good. He’d want to be close to her.

As Archer caught his breath, Rosinante began filling him in on what had happened while he was gone.

“They pushed hard after you flew off. Green Bull — that piece of shit — tangled Hajrudin and Jarul up with his roots, tried to pin the giants down AGAIN. We broke through only because Shanks’ men helped."

Rosinante rubbed a hand through his sweat-matted hair, voice hoarse. "Hajrudin crushed a Marine captain underfoot. I think half the Vice Admirals are dead or scattered. Gion escaped with Green Bull though."

"Figures," Archer muttered again, frowning toward the ships on the horizon. "Next time they come back, they better bring their funeral plans."

Rosinante gave a grim smile. "They’ll need 'em."

Ace jogged over, his face tight with worry.
"Robin’s still unconscious. Chopper says she’ll be okay, but she needs real rest and time. We have to stay sharp. Blackbeard’s bastards don’t give up easy."

Archer's jaw clenched so tight his teeth ached. He looked over at Robin, at Luffy standing guard over her like a wolf. He looked back at Rosinante, who hadn’t let go of his wrist since grabbing him.

 

After making sure Robin was safely in Chopper’s care, Archer and Rosinante pulled Ace aside.
“You’re in charge for now,” Archer said, clapping his son on the shoulder. “Make sure everyone’s accounted for, and keep things steady.”

Ace nodded sharply, already slipping into the role without hesitation. Archer gave him a quick grin, pride flickering in his chest, before he turned toward the village with Rosinante.

The walk was strangely quiet. The ground was still dark with blood in places, smoke curling into the bruised sky. But the closer they got to the cluster of homes, the more Archer’s heart eased. Arrow. Tama. Luc. Colon. They had to be alright.

When they turned the last corner and the scene unfolded before them, Archer froze.

Then he doubled over laughing so hard he thought he might crack a rib.

There, lying flat on his back in the dirt like a hog ready for roasting, was Shanks — bound at the ankles and wrists with rope, his red hair dusty, and a wide pink club pressed firmly against his cheek. Standing over him like a tiny warlord was Tama, face fierce and unwavering.

A few feet away, Ben Beckman was pinned under a very angry saber-cat Luc, the girl’s enormous fangs inches from his throat. Behind them, Colon stood clutching baby Arrow to his chest like a shield, eyes narrowed and ready to throw down if needed.

Archer couldn’t even get a word out, he was laughing so hard. Tears blurred his vision as he leaned into Rosinante for support.

Rosinante, bless him, somehow managed to keep his composure. Gently, he stepped forward, raising his hands in a calming gesture.
“Girls,” Rosinante said, voice warm and even, “what happened here?”

Tama, normally the picture of sweetness, growled low in her throat — the club never leaving Shanks’ face.
"Luc smelled someone sneakin’ around outside the house," she explained. "So me, Luc, and Colon decided to trap whoever it was."

Luc let out a low snarl for emphasis, her saber tail flicking sharply.

Colon spoke up, shifting Arrow carefully in his arms.
"Turned out to be these two," he said, nodding at the very unimpressed Shanks and Beckman. "Shanks said we should let him go. Said he was an ally of yours."

Archer snorted, trying — and failing — to rein in another burst of laughter.

Tama’s expression hardened even further.
"I told him my dad says Shanks is a shifty fucker with more plans and secrets than him and Ace got freckles," she said proudly. "So we decided to wait and let you two sort it out."

Archer wiped at his eyes, breathless with laughter. Holy hell, he was proud. His kids — well, and Colon — had just captured an Emperor of the Sea and his right-hand man. Sure, if Shanks and Beckman had really wanted, they could have broken free. But clearly, Shanks had learned the hard way not to screw around with Archer and Rosinante’s family.

Smart man.

Rosinante smiled fondly at the girls — and Colon — before saying gently, “You can let them go now. Thank you for keeping everyone safe.”

Tama hesitated just a second longer, giving Shanks’ cheek a final, warning jab with her club before stepping back.

Luc lifted her massive paw off Beckman’s chest, letting him breathe again, though not without a final, guttural growl.

Shanks sat up slowly, wincing and rubbing his wrists where the rope had bitten into his skin. His eyes met Archer’s, and for once, the damn redhead looked downright sheepish.

“Guess I had that coming,” Shanks muttered.

“You guess?” Archer barked out another laugh, slinging an arm around Rosinante’s shoulders. “Shanks, you just got your ass handed to you by a twelve-year-old and a saber-cat.”

Colon beamed proudly, still cradling Arrow.

Rosinante chuckled, voice full of affection. “Next time, maybe knock first.”

Shanks groaned, getting to his feet with Beckman’s help.
"Noted."

As Archer led his little army back toward the others, he glanced down at Tama and Luc.
“You girls,” he said, voice rough with pride, “are gonna be terrors when you’re older.”

Tama grinned, pink club swinging proudly by her side.
“That’s the plan, Dad.”

As the group made their way back toward the village square, Shanks rubbed the back of his neck, glancing sideways at Beckman. His vice-captain shrugged, as if to say you're on your own, buddy.

Finally, Shanks cleared his throat.
“I guess you’re wondering why we were sneaking.”

Archer arched an eyebrow, still walking with Rosinante tucked under his arm. “Yeah, kinda figured you just wanted a free show of us kicking marine ass.”

Shanks huffed a laugh but then grew serious, his one good eye shadowed beneath his hair.
“No. We came because... things are moving faster than anyone expected.”

Rosinante slowed his pace, his smile fading. Archer felt it too — the tension that wasn’t born of battle, but of something much bigger.

“The final war’s close,” Shanks said, voice low. “Closer than any of us thought. And so is the One Piece.”

Archer stopped walking entirely. Behind him, Tama, Luc, and Colon all looked up, sensing the shift in the air.

Shanks continued, stepping closer.
“The world’s getting ready to burn. The government knows it. The old powers know it. And it’s all gonna center around that kid of yours — our brother, our hope, our wildest gamble.” He paused. “Luffy’s at the heart of it. Like he was always meant to be.”

For a long moment, nobody spoke.

Archer stared at Shanks, feeling his heart thud harder, heavier. He’d always known this was coming. Ever since he first saw Luffy’s reckless grin as a boy, shouting about being King of the Pirates — he knew the world wasn’t ready for what Luffy was going to unleash.

But that didn’t mean he was afraid.

Rosinante was the first to speak. His voice was soft but unwavering.
“We know.”

Shanks blinked, caught off guard.

Archer stepped forward, standing tall, feeling the weight of his every word.
“We’ve known for a long damn time.” His golden eyes burned. “We chose this. We chose to raise him, to believe in him. And when that final war comes, when the seas break and the skies fall, we’ll be right there.”

He grinned, fierce and unshakable.
“Right behind our boy.”

Rosinante’s hand found Archer’s, their fingers twining without thinking.
“Luffy will find the One Piece,” Rosinante said, smiling now. “He’ll turn the whole world upside down. And we’ll be there — whether it’s to fight, to bleed, or to celebrate.”

Shanks stared at them for a moment, something raw flashing across his face. Pride, maybe. Respect, definitely.

Finally, he gave a small, crooked smile.
“Good. Because he’s gonna need you.”

Tama puffed out her chest. “And he’s got us too!”

Luc roared in agreement, her saber-cat form making it sound like thunder.

Colon nodded solemnly, rocking baby Arrow gently.

Archer laughed, the sound sharp and full of life.
“He’s got an army,” Archer said proudly. “And every last one of us would tear the world apart for him.”

 

The moon hung low in the sky, casting a soft, silver glow over the ship. The wind was gentle, carrying the salty scent of the sea. Most of the crew had turned in for the night, their laughter and chatter fading into the darkness, but Archer and Rosinante remained on the deck, leaning against the railing and staring out at the vast expanse of water.

The stars above flickered like the embers of a dying fire, distant and cold.

Archer stood in silence for a while, his golden eyes reflecting the moonlight. His fingers drummed absently on the edge of the ship as he tried to process everything. Shanks had dropped a bombshell on them, and though he’d acted strong in front of Luffy and the others, the truth still weighed heavily on him.

Rosinante, as always, seemed to sense when Archer needed him most. He stepped closer, slipping an arm around Archer’s waist, pulling him a little closer. He didn’t need to say anything. He never did.

Archer leaned into him, closing his eyes for a moment. There was a comfort in Rosinante’s presence, a sense of familiarity that always made the storm inside him settle, even if just for a while.

“Are you okay?” Rosinante’s voice was quiet, but firm — the voice of someone who had long since learned to see through Archer’s bravado.

Archer gave a half-hearted chuckle.
“Yeah. Just... a lot to think about, y’know? The final war. Luffy being at the center of it. I guess I always knew it was coming, but now that it’s real...”

Rosinante squeezed him gently, pulling him tighter against his side.
“It’s real. But Luffy’s ready. And so are we. We’ve been ready. We’ve prepared him. We’ve loved him. All we can do now is trust him to lead us.”

Archer didn’t respond right away, his eyes still locked on the horizon. The wind rustled through the trees on Elbaf’s distant shores, whispering like the voices of the past, like the echoes of everyone who had come before.

Finally, Archer spoke again, quieter now.
“You think we can keep him safe? In the end, I mean? It’s all so... big. Too big. Even for him.”

Rosinante’s smile was small, soft, but filled with unshakeable certainty.
“You know the answer to that. We don’t need to keep him safe. We need to let him lead. He’s always been the one to show us the way, even if it’s in a hundred different directions. We’ll be there, by his side, no matter what.”

Archer looked up at him, his golden eyes searching Rosinante’s face, as if looking for a sign, some kind of reassurance.

And there it was. The calmness in Rosinante’s gaze. The love. The quiet understanding that they would always stand together, no matter how stormy the seas became.

Archer took a deep breath, nodding slowly.
“You’re right. Always have been. We just... need to make sure he’s ready for what’s coming. Because the world’s gonna change, and I don’t think any of us are ready for it. But we will be. We have to be.”

Rosinante’s hand slid to the back of Archer’s neck, tugging him down for a kiss. It was brief, tender, but it left Archer feeling lighter. For just a moment, the weight of the future seemed manageable, because they were facing it together.

“We’ll be there,” Rosinante murmured against his lips, his voice firm but loving. “Luffy’s our son. And we’ll always have his back.”

Archer smiled, leaning his forehead against Rosinante’s.
“Yeah.”

The morning sun cast a warm glow over the breakfast table, where the Straw Hats, the Roaring Pirates, and the giants sat together. The air was filled with laughter and the clinking of cutlery as they exchanged stories of the battle from the day before, each person eager to recount their feats. Archer and Rosinante moved through the crowd, both still feeling the tension of the previous day’s events, though the camaraderie of the crew helped soothe the nerves.

Archer’s eyes scanned the scene, a soft smile tugging at his lips. The crew was a family, and seeing them all together, eating and laughing like this, made him feel a strange sense of peace. But his focus soon shifted as he spotted Colon sitting with his mother, Ripley, and Tama at the far end of the table. The boy's big, round eyes gleamed with excitement as he looked up at the approaching duo.

Rosinante gave Archer a brief glance, his expression bemused but expectant. Archer nodded, and they made their way over to Colon, who immediately stopped mid-sentence when he saw them approach.

"Colon," Archer said, his voice carrying a light but sincere weight, “we wanted to talk to you.”

The boy’s eyes grew even wider, and he jumped up, his large frame quivering with excitement. “What’s going on? What did I do? Did I mess up?”

“No,” Rosinante said, shaking his head gently. “Far from it.”

Archer smiled, his golden eyes sparkling with pride. “You did something yesterday that most people could never even dream of. You protected Baby Arrow, and you took down an Emperor. Because of that, we’ve decided that you’re officially an honorary member of the Roaring Pirates.”

The words hung in the air for a moment before Colon exploded in pure joy. He jumped up and down, his giant hands clutching his chest as if trying to contain his overwhelming excitement. “No way! Are you serious?!” he shouted. “I’m a Roaring Pirate! I’m part of the crew!” He turned to Ripley, who had been sitting quietly, watching the exchange with a mix of pride and amusement. “Mom! Mom! Did you hear that? I’m part of the Roaring Pirates! The most feared crew on the seas!”

Ripley, her arms crossed over her chest, smiled softly. “I heard,” she said, her voice warm with affection. “You must be very proud.”

“I am!” Colon beamed, his eyes sparkling as he continued to bounce up and down. “Just wait till I tell my friends! They’re going to be so jealous! I’m the first giant to be part of the Roaring Pirates!” He paused for a moment, as if processing the magnitude of what had just happened, then let out another cheer. “This is the best day of my life!”

Archer chuckled at the boy’s infectious energy, feeling a surge of pride. It was moments like these that made the endless struggles and battles worth it. He placed a hand on Colon’s shoulder, giving it a firm but gentle squeeze. “You’ve earned it, kid. Keep making us proud.”

With a final exuberant shout, Colon bolted off, running toward the other kids with his newfound honor, eager to share the news.

Ripley stood up from her seat and approached Archer and Rosinante. “Thank you,” she said, her voice sincere. “You’ve made him the happiest he’s ever been.”

Archer gave a half-smile, the weight of the moment sinking in. “No need to thank us. Colon’s earned this.”

Before either of them could say more, a booming voice interrupted their conversation.

“Oi! Rosinante! Archer!” Hajrudin’s deep voice rang through the air as he approached them. His massive figure loomed over the smaller group, and his voice was serious as he spoke. “Loki wants to talk to you.”

Archer’s smile faltered for a brief moment, replaced by a look of mild irritation. He glanced at Rosinante, who let out a long, exaggerated sigh. The two exchanged an understanding glance—this was likely going to be another conversation they didn’t want to have.

“Well, shit,” Archer muttered under his breath.

 

Chapter 130: Tied up

Summary:

Rope
Loki
Space out
Meeting
Snap
Sleepover
Boyfriend?
Please do
Playing with fire
Roadtrip

Notes:

Sorry for the slow update :)

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Chapter Text

Archer trudged behind Hajrudin, boots heavy against the stone path that led toward the far end of the giant village. His shoulders slouched, hands stuffed deep into his coat pockets, and the foulest scowl imaginable painted across his face.

“Why,” he grumbled, mostly to himself, “can’t shit just stay where it’s supposed to? Just once. One single, mother-loving day without someone dropping their pants and unloading a fresh pile of bullshit on us. But nooo, as soon as we mop up one mess, some new bastard waddles up to crap out a bigger one.”

His voice wasn’t loud, but it wasn’t exactly quiet either.

Rosinante and Hajrudin both turned their heads slightly, having clearly caught every word. Archer met their looks with the deadest of deadpan expressions and raised an eyebrow. “What?” he asked flatly. “Am I wrong?”

Rosinante just sighed, shaking his head with a chuckle that danced on the edge of exasperation. Hajrudin, stone-faced as always, let out a faint, rumbling grunt that could’ve been agreement or mild concern.

“I swear,” Archer muttered, still in a foul mood, “if I don’t get a break soon—one that preferably involves sex and lots of it—I’m gonna combust. So, Rosi? If your ass isn’t in our cabin after dinner tonight, I’m going to have a full-blown anurism.

That did it.

Hajrudin broke into laughter, a deep belly-shaking thunder of amusement that startled a flock of birds from a nearby tree. The normally stern-faced warrior nearly doubled over, mumbling something about how he needed to stop escorting them if he ever wanted to keep a straight face in his life again.

Rosinante, meanwhile, turned to Archer with wide, mock-scandalized eyes, then started snorting. “Should I bring rope this time?” he asked with a grin that was far too innocent for the words coming out of his mouth.

Archer blinked, paused, and opened his mouth to answer—Yes. Absolutely. Please do.—when they rounded the last corner and found themselves face-to-face with Prince Loki himself.

The giant prince stared down at them, arms folded, brows raised, and a clear look of what in the actual hell is wrong with you people on his face.

Archer cleared his throat and immediately shifted into his version of a serious expression, which mostly meant that he stood straighter and tried not to smirk. “Mornin’, your royal mountain-ness,” he greeted, with all the grace of a man who hadn’t just threatened to combust from lack of sex.

Loki’s eyes narrowed. “I heard your spawn took down two of the most well-known pirates on the Grand Line yesterday,” he said. “Three kids and a baby.”

Archer didn’t miss the way Rosinante stood just a little straighter beside him, or the ghost of a grin he tried to suppress.

“Well,” Archer said, lips twitching, “that’s what happens when people forget we raise our kids right.”

Loki stared at them in silence for a moment longer, clearly unsure whether to be impressed or deeply concerned.

“There’s a poneglyph,” Loki continued. “Buried beneath the Tree of Life. It speaks of the final road. The last key to the One Piece. My father wanted to keep it hidden, to protect the weapon and our history. But the world is burning. We can’t sit on knowledge anymore.”

As Loki launched into details—talk of tree sap that never dried, of a devil fruit that kept a heart beating long after death, of tunnels beneath the mountain that led to forbidden knowledge—Archer felt his mind begin to drift.

Ropes, huh? he mused. Kinky Rosi? Didn’t see that one coming. Or maybe I should’ve. Tall, quiet types are always secretly depraved. Should I bring the oil? Nah, that’s overkill—though...

“—and that’s why I need your help,” Loki finished, looking down at them both with all the sincerity in the world. “Free me.”

Archer blinked.

“Wait, what?”

Loki’s brows twitched. “I said, free me.”

Thinking fast, Archer leaned back and waved a hand. “Yeah, no. Not our call.”

Loki’s expression soured. “Excuse me?”

“You killed your dad. The king of Elbaf. That’s not a little oopsie you sweep under the rug,” Archer said, scratching his chin. “If you want freedom, talk to your people. They’re the ones you betrayed.”

“That’s not—”

“Oh, cry me a river, Goldilocks,” Archer cut him off with a shrug. “You did the crime, you do the time. I don’t care if you found the damn Ark of Truth under the world tree—you still murdered your father.”

Rosinante placed a calming hand on Archer’s shoulder, stepping forward. “Loki,” he said gently, “there’s going to be a team sent out to verify what you said. The poneglyph, the weapon, everything. If you’re smart, you’ll use that time to plead your case. Apologize. Make amends.”

Loki clenched his jaw but said nothing. He stood like a statue, boiling just beneath the surface, but he didn’t lash out. That was something, at least.

Archer turned, brushing past Rosinante with a muttered, “Come on, before he throws something.”

As they walked out of the chamber, the heavy doors groaning behind them, Rosinante leaned over.

“You really zoned out through most of that.”

Archer grinned. “I was thinking about the ropes.”

Rosinante snorted. “Still want me to bring them?”

“Babe, if you don’t, I’ll cry you a river.”

They didn’t look back.

 

Walking down from the giant’s stone hall, Archer rubbed the back of his neck and let out a low, annoyed groan. He wasn’t even sure what part he was groaning at anymore—Loki’s nonsense, the weight of what was coming, or the stupid fact that his shoulder still ached from yesterday’s fight. Beside him, Rosinante moved more slowly, rubbing at his tired eyes with two fingers.

“We need to call everyone together,” Rosinante murmured. “The Roaring Pirates and the Straw Hats. A proper family meeting. We have to decide who’s going after the poneglyph and who stays behind to help defend Elbaf.”

“Great,” Archer muttered. “Love it when meetings interrupt my plans for rope and stress relief.”

Rosinante snorted softly but didn’t argue. That told Archer just how heavy this all sat on his husband’s shoulders too.

Archer kicked at a loose stone on the path, watching it bounce down the slope. “You already know who has to go,” he said without looking at Rosinante.

“Yeah.”

“Only one besides Robin who can read the damn things.”

Rosinante didn’t say anything. He didn’t need to. Archer could feel the weight of it, pressing into his ribs like an old bruise. He let out a slow breath, eyes lifting to the cloudy sky above the village.

“Still,” Archer muttered, “gotta hand it to the old hag.”

Rosinante blinked. “Your mother?”

“Who else?” Archer gave a half-hearted shrug. “Spent our whole childhood hammering those stupid symbols into our skulls. Me and Rouge both. Even when I said I didn’t give a damn about ancient history, she kept shoving books in my face. ‘Read it, cub,’ she’d say. ‘Even if it’s useless now, it won’t always be.’”

A pause.

“She was right.”

Rosinante reached over and brushed Archer’s arm gently. “She was a smart woman.”

Archer smiled faintly, though it didn’t quite reach his eyes. “Yeah. And probably watching me now, cracking her knuckles and cackling her lungs out. ‘Told you so, cub! See? Good thing I didn’t let you run around with a stick and no brains like you wanted to.’”

“Sound advice,” Rosinante said with a small laugh.

Archer elbowed him lightly. “Shut it.”

They passed the training yard where some of the younger Straw Hats were sparring. Luffy was sitting on a rock, balancing a meat bun on his nose while Zoro shouted at him. It was oddly comforting.

“I’ll go,” Archer said, voice a little lower now. “Robin too, if she’s willing. The rest—we’ll let them vote on it. No one should be forced into this mess. But we need that last poneglyph.”

Rosinante nodded. “I’ll stay. With Elbaf. With the kids. Make sure this place doesn’t fall while you’re out chasing ghosts.”

Archer stopped walking just before they reached the longhouse where they held their meetings. He looked at Rosinante, eyes soft but serious.

“You know what we’re walking into,” he said.

Rosinante’s voice didn’t waver. “I know.”

“I’ll come back.”

“I know.”

And just like that, Archer walked in to call the family together. The final road to the One Piece had finally begun.

The long hall in the Elbaf stronghold was packed shoulder to shoulder. Straw Hats, Roaring Pirates, giants, and a few trusted allies lined the benches and stood against the walls, plates still half-full from the interrupted meal. The air buzzed with voices—laughter, teasing, storytelling—and somewhere near the end of the table, Usopp was dramatically reenacting yesterday’s events with wild gestures and exaggerated sound effects.

Archer stood at the head of the room with Rosinante beside him, arms crossed and jaw tight. He scanned the crowd. Robin was there, sitting calmly with a teacup in her hand, her dark eyes alert. Good. She was up. Brook was tuning his guitar lazily, Luffy had both feet on the table, and Baby Arrow was fast asleep in Jinbei’s arms, drooling slightly on his sleeve.

Trying to talk over this mess would be like yelling into a hurricane.

Archer tilted his head toward Rosinante, who gave him a tired look and then snapped his fingers. Instantly, a low hum vibrated through the air as a soundfield shimmered into place. All the voices cut off at once—like someone had slammed a door shut on the noise.

Silence.

Perfect.

Archer took a slow breath and then, in his best “you’ve-pissed-me-off” dad voice, said clearly:
“Alright, everyone shut the fuck up. Shit’s serious now.”

Even Luffy stopped mid-bite. Even Chopper froze, one tiny hoof halfway to his mouth. Baby Arrow stirred in Jinbei’s arms and blinked up at them with wide, curious eyes.

“Thanks,” Archer added dryly, and then motioned to Rosinante.

Rosinante stepped forward, voice steady. “We spoke with Loki. He told us what happened—why he killed his father. About the devil fruit he used, the Ancient Weapon that nearly fell into his hands, the Life Tree... and the last Poneglyph.”

A quiet murmur moved through the room, but the soundfield caught it. No one interrupted.

“There’s a final clue to the One Piece,” Rosinante continued. “One last Poneglyph. And someone has to go find it before someone else does.”

Archer stepped up again, nodding. “I’m going. So is Robin. We’re the only ones here who can read it, and that stone sure as hell isn’t gonna read itself.”

Robin gave a small nod of agreement from her seat.

“I want a small team,” Archer continued. “Fast, smart, capable. So I’m taking Luffy, Pudding, Timble, Nugget and Brooke. No more than that.”

Luffy grinned like he’d just been told dessert was on the way. Timble let out a surprised little hiccup and looked both nervous and thrilled. Pudding didn’t react much—but her third eye flicked open briefly in thought. Brooke raised his hand and gave a cheerful, “Yohohoho! An adventure!”

Archer continued, his tone shifting. “The rest of you? Get ready. Allies are coming, but so are enemies. I want every eye sharp and every weapon sharper. Holy Knights, Blackbeard Pirates—if they show up, I want them dealt with. Fast.”

Then his gaze hardened as he looked at the Roaring Pirates. “I know the Straw Hats try not to kill. That’s fine. That’s their code. But for the Roaring Pirates?” He pointed around the room, voice growing more intense. “You do what we’ve always done. If someone tries to kill you, you make damn sure they don’t get the chance again. You don’t hesitate. You stab. You double-check. You stab again if you have to. We’re not here to play fair—we’re here to make it home.”

He paused, then looked pointedly at Ace, who shifted uncomfortably in his seat.

“And for the love of god,” Archer added, “check if they’re actually dead next time. And don’t let ‘em stab you in the leg first.”

Ace looked away, ears pink with shame as Sanji patted his back and tried not to laugh.

Archer stepped back, giving the room a moment to absorb it. “That’s all. Let’s get ready. We leave at dawn.”

And just like that, the soundfield dropped—and the room roared back to life.

Just as Archer and Rosinante stepped away from the now-rowdy hall, the booming laughter of their crew still echoing off the stone walls, two familiar voices shouted their names.

“Dad!”
“Papa!”

They turned just in time to catch Tama and Luc barreling toward them, speaking at the same time, overlapping words and wild hand gestures. Archer blinked. Something about a sleepover? And… a boyfriend?

“Alright, alright, whoa,” Rosinante said, holding up both hands and crouching slightly to bring himself eye-level with the two girls. “One at a time, ladies.”

Tama, all big brown eyes and sugary innocence, clasped her hands behind her back and tilted her head slightly. “Colon invited us over for a sleepover at his place tonight! Ripley already said it’s okay! Sooo… we wanted to hear if you guys were okay with it too?” She hit them both with her most dangerous weapon: her doe eyes. Archer nearly staggered.

Before either of them could reply, Luc grinned wide enough to split her face. “Oh yeah, and also—Colon’s her boyfriend,” she said smugly, drawing out the word like it tasted sweet.

Archer’s vision darkened. His blood pressure skyrocketed to dangerous heights. “What.

Tama’s face went red so fast it was like someone had set it on fire. “He is not! Luc, you’re full of—of sea-cow dung!”

Luc snorted. “You are! I saw the way you looked at him when he carried your basket of berries. You were practically glowing.”

“Was not! And you don’t get to talk, Miss ‘I’m already planning my wedding to Duce!’”

Archer’s mouth opened. Then closed. Then opened again. He looked at the two girls throwing increasingly passionate accusations at each other and then slowly turned his head to look at Rosinante.

Rosinante smiled, utterly unbothered. “It’s okay,” he said with a calm nod. “You two can go. Just stop giving your poor dad here a heart attack, alright? And pack warm, it's still chilly at night.”

“Yay!” both girls cheered in unison, the fight forgotten as quickly as it began.

They hugged both men tightly—Tama resting her head briefly against Archer’s stomach while Luc tackled Rosinante with a flying leap of affection. Then they were off like shooting stars, skipping down the hall.

Archer stared after them, hand pressed to his chest. “I’m not built for this,” he muttered. “I thought we had at least five more years before I had to think about boyfriends.”

“I think you’ve got maybe five days,” Rosinante chuckled. And before Archer could protest, Rosinante scooped him up in his arms without warning, one hand beneath Archer’s knees, the other around his back.

“Rosi!” Archer yelped, eyes darting to see if anyone was watching.

Leaning close to his ear, Rosinante murmured, “I have rope in my back pocket.”

Archer blinked, then let out a startled laugh. “That’s the only reason Duce gets to see another sunrise.”

Rosinante wiggled his eyebrows. “Truly, I am a hero. Saving the poor man from your wrath.”

Archer smacked him lightly on the chest. “You’re lucky I’m in a good mood.”

Rosinante grinned, carrying him down the hall like it was the most natural thing in the world. “I’m lucky you’re in my life.”

Archer just rolled his eyes, but the smile he wore lingered all the same.

 

By the time they made it back to their cabin, Archer’s head was still spinning. Whether it was from Tama’s "not-a-boyfriend" boyfriend or the grin Luc wore like she’d gotten away with murder, he wasn’t sure. All he knew was that his blood pressure had only just started to settle.

He didn’t even get a full step into the room before Rosinante grabbed him by the back of his shirt and flung him like a sack of potatoes onto the bed.

“Ros—!”

The door slammed shut with a thud that made the walls rattle.

The next moment, Archer was face down in their mattress, his arms pinned beneath him, breath caught in his throat. He let out a half-laugh, half-growl. “Is this about the rope comment? ‘Cause I swear—”

A familiar weight pressed down against his back. Then warm breath tickled the shell of his ear.

“The girls are at their sleepover,” Rosinante murmured, his voice low and almost smug. “And we have all night to ourselves.”

Archer shivered. Damn him. That voice always got to him.

“So,” Rosinante continued, his lips brushing Archer’s ear now, “brace yourself.”

Archer opened his mouth—whether to quip or protest, he didn’t know—but was immediately silenced as a soft cloth slid over his eyes. He blinked in darkness. A blindfold. Of course.

“Oh, we’re doing that tonight,” Archer muttered, trying not to sound too giddy.

“You sound surprised.” Rosinante’s hands skimmed over his sides, warm and slow.

“I thought you were bluffing about the rope,” Archer said, already breathless from anticipation.

“You wound me,” Rosinante replied, the tease in his tone unmistakable. “When have I ever bluffed about rope?”

“…Fair point.”

Archer lay face down on the worn mattress, his golden wavy hair splayed across the pillow, a blindfold obscading his sight.

The fabric was soft against his skin, but it did little to calm the anticipation thrumming through his veins. He could hear Rosinante moving around the room, the faint creak of the floorboards beneath his husband’s boots, the soft rustle of fabric. Archer’s heart pounded in his chest, a mix of excitement and surrender.

He trusted Rosinante completely, but tonight felt different—rawer, more primal.

Rosinante’s presence loomed over him, a towering figure with a calm that Archer had always found both comforting and intoxicating. At 2.80 meters tall, Rosinante was a force of nature, his muscular frame honed by years of commanding their pirate crew.

His pale skin seemed to glow in the dim light, the half-blue star tattoo beneath his left eye a stark contrast to his brown eyes. Archer could feel those eyes on him now, assessing, hungry.

“Relax,” Rosinante murmured, his voice low and steady. But Archer’s muscles tensed as he felt Rosinante’s hands on him, rough yet deliberate.

His clothes were torn away with practiced ease, the sound of fabric ripping sharp in the quiet cabin. Archer shivered, exposed and vulnerable, his athletic body laid bare. The scars that mapped his skin—remnants of battles fought and won—felt like badges of honor under Rosinante’s gaze.

Before Archer could process what was happening, his wrists were bound behind his back with rough rope, the fibers biting into his skin. He gasped as Rosinante tied his shins to his thighs, immobilizing him completely. The position was humiliating, but Archer’s arousal spiked at the helplessness of it. He was at Rosinante’s mercy, and the thought made his cock twitch against the mattress.

“You’re mine tonight,” Rosinante whispered, his breath hot against Archer’s ear. His hands roamed Archer’s body, tracing the contours of his muscles, lingering on the scars. Archer whimpered, his skin tingling under the touch. He could feel Rosinante’s cock pressing against his thigh, hard and insistent.

The soft pop of a bottle broke the silence, and Archer’s heart raced. He knew what was coming next. Rosinante’s hands returned, slick with oil, as he began to prep Archer slowly, deliberately. His fingers pressed against Archer’s entrance, teasing, circling, before sliding inside. Archer groaned, his head falling back against the pillow.

“Shh,” Rosinante soothed, his voice a stark contrast to the roughness of his actions. “Just feel it.”

Archer obeyed, his body arching into the touch as Rosinante’s fingers stretched him, slow and relentless. His mind fogged with pleasure, his cock hardening painfully against the mattress. Rosinante’s words were a dirty whisper in his ear, a litany of filthy promises that made Archer’s skin flush and his breath hitch.

“I’m going to fuck you until you can’t think,” Rosinante growled, his voice dripping with dominance. “Until you’re screaming my name and begging for more.”

Archer’s moans were muffled by the pillow, his body trembling with anticipation. He felt Rosinante position himself behind him, the head of his cock pressing against Archer’s entrance. Then, with a brutal thrust, Rosinante buried himself inside, filling Archer completely.

Fuck,” Archer gasped, his voice strained. The blindfold made the sensation even more intense, every nerve in his body focused on the invasion. Rosinante’s hand wrapped around his throat, not tight enough to choke but enough to remind Archer who was in control.

Rosinante began to move, his hips snapping forward with a force that bordered on rough. Each thrust was a jolt of pleasure and pain, Archer’s body stretched to its limits. Rosinante’s other hand slapped Archer’s ass, the stinging impact sending sparks of sensation through his nerves.

“You like that, don’t you?” Rosinante taunted, his voice laced with dark amusement. “My cock in your hole, my hand on your throat. You’re mine, Archer. All mine.”

Archer could only scream in response, his body overwhelmed. His orgasm hit him like a wave, his cock spilling onto the mattress as his muscles clenched around Rosinante’s dick. But Rosinante didn’t stop, his thrusts relentless, driving Archer to the edge again and again.

The night wore on, a blur of pleasure and pain, Archer’s cries echoing in the small cabin. Rosinante’s dominance was absolute, his control unyielding. Archer’s body felt broken and remade, his mind a haze of sensation.

As the first light of dawn crept through the cabin’s porthole, Rosinante finally slowed, his breath ragged against Archer’s sweat-soaked skin. He pulled out with a wet sound, leaving Archer trembling and spent.

“You’re beautiful,” Rosinante murmured, his voice soft now, tender.

 

Archer was not having a good morning.

Three hours of sleep, if you could even call it that. He felt like he’d been hit by a Sea Train going full speed. Except instead of train tracks, it had apparently been ropes, a blindfold, and a six-foot-four menace who thought “let’s go all night” was a reasonable suggestion.

He tugged his coat tighter around himself as they walked across the deck, glaring at the sun like it had personally offended him. His thighs ached, his back was stiff, and he was almost positive the imprint of Rosinante’s palm on his left asscheek was going to need a salve and a priest.

“Remind me to never give you that much leash again,” Archer grumbled under his breath, trying not to wince with each step.

Next to him, Rosinante had the nerve to smile. A slow, satisfied thing that lit up his whole damn face. “Leash, huh? Is that a complaint or a request?”

Archer shot him a sideways glare. “It’s a threat, Rosi.”

“Mm,” Rosinante hummed, utterly unbothered, “didn’t sound very threatening last night when you—”

Don’t.” Archer cut him off, face already hot and the hickeys on his neck probably visible from the crows’ nest. He could already see a few crewmates eyeing him with knowing smirks.

Rosinante reached over and casually brushed some hair away from Archer’s temple, the gesture maddeningly gentle. “You’re limping,” he said with faux concern. “You want me to carry you?”

“I want you to get struck by lightning,” Archer muttered, “twice.

But of course, Rosinante just laughed. The bastard was glowing like he’d gotten a ten-hour nap and a plate of his favorite pastries. Archer hated him. And also loved him. And also still hated him.

They finally reached the main gathering area, where both crews were starting to assemble again. People were talking, eating, prepping weapons or just sitting around waiting for orders. A few heads turned as they walked in, and someone—probably Zoro, the little shit—whistled low and muttered something that sounded suspiciously like, “Rough night?”

Archer flipped him off without breaking stride.

“I swear to every sea god out there,” he muttered to Rosinante, “if one more person gives me a look, I’m gonna stab someone.”

Rosinante leaned down and whispered against his ear, voice all smug silk. “You said that last night too.”

Archer closed his eyes and exhaled slowly. “You are lucky I love you.”

“I know,” Rosinante said, beaming.

Archer swore vengeance. Later. Once he could walk without limping.

Archer should’ve known better.

He had barely gotten through saying goodbye to the girls last night and managing not to fall over during morning roll call—still sore as hell—when Ace came skipping into view like the devil himself had spawned him. Which, in a way, Archer supposed wasn’t entirely inaccurate.

Rosinante was already leaning down for a goodbye kiss, his hands gentle on Archer’s waist, when their beloved son came strutting up, flashing that grin. The one that meant trouble was about to slap you across the face with no warning.

“Hey, dad,” Ace sang sweetly, and Archer’s stomach dropped. “You okay? You look kinda... tired.”

Archer could feel Rosinante’s chest shake with silent laughter against his back. Don’t laugh. Don’t. That’s betrayal.

Ace leaned in closer, faux innocence glinting in his eyes. “Oh! Is that a hickey?”

The sheer delight in the brat’s voice made Archer want to turn to God and ask for a receipt.

Rosinante was no help, grinning like the world's smuggest bastard. Archer turned to face his son fully, narrowed his golden eyes, and smiled in the most terrifying way possible.

“Oh? Looking for inspiration, are we?” Archer purred, dangerously. “Need some advice from someone more experienced, little spark?”

Ace blinked. “What?”

“I mean,” Archer continued, casually dusting off his coat like this was the most normal conversation in the world, “things can go a little vanilla if you don’t switch it up sometimes. Gotta keep your Sanji guessing.”

Ace’s face went stark white. “NOPE,” he said, hands raised like he was under arrest. “No. No-no-no—why would you say that—oh my god—Sanji!!

He took off running, red to the ears, shoving people out of the way like his life depended on it.

Archer laughed like a villain in a bad stage play. “Stupid brat,” he muttered under his breath, arms crossed and proud.

Rosinante just shook his head fondly. “You’re horrible.”

“I’m correct,” Archer replied. “Also, that’s for whistling at me earlier. I saw him.”

With a soft chuckle, Rosinante cupped the back of his neck, drawing him into a proper kiss. “Be careful out there,” he murmured. “I love you.”

“I love you too,” Archer replied, letting his forehead rest briefly against Rosinante’s. He didn’t say what he was really thinking—how it felt like every time they parted like this, he wondered if it might be the last.

Instead, he turned on his heel and raised his voice. “Alright! Robin! Luffy! Timble! Pudding! Brooke! Nugget! Let’s go!”

One by one, they fell in line behind him, bags over shoulders, weapons checked. Archer took a deep breath and rolled his shoulders back. His joints cracked. Of course they did.

He glanced back one last time to where Rosinante was still watching him, hands in his pockets and a soft smile on his face.

Time to get this shit done.

Chapter 131: Aho bakka

Summary:

Roadtrip
Whistle
My mama said
Yeah, no.
Fly, birdy fly!
Black, Silver, Red and white
Kiss for the winner
Chanting

Notes:

Chapter 131 is up :D

Remember to leave a kudos and a comment! (That will make my day!)

Chapter Text

The thick forests of Elbaf loomed around them, gnarled trees reaching toward the sky like ancient sentinels. The air smelled of moss and something wild, and the crunch of their boots on the forest floor was accompanied by the occasional rustle of a beast too wise to come close. Somewhere out there, hidden among roots and stone, was the Poneglyph they were sent to find.

But Archer couldn’t focus on any of it. Not with that voice cutting through the wilderness.

Luffy, walking about two steps ahead, was belting out some nonsense song at full volume, shrill and off-key.

“The islands in the south are warm,
Heads all a-swoon-swoon,
Buncha fools!
The islands in the north are chilly,
Heads all a-brr-brr,
Buncha fools!!”

He even added a twirl.

Archer’s eye twitched. Robin was walking with her usual unreadable smile, clearly tuning it out. Brook was laughing and humming along like it was the best tune he'd ever heard. Timble was politely pretending not to hear it, and Nugget—Nugget was flying along happily like everything was just peachy.

Archer finally snapped.

"LUFFY!" he barked, voice echoing off the trees.

Luffy turned mid-spin with a bright grin. "Yeah, Dad?!"

"If you don’t shut up this instant, I swear on every damned sea out there, I’m gonna take that straw hat of yours and shove it so far up your ass that every time you hiccup, it whistles!"

The entire group froze. Birds scattered from the treetops.

Luffy blinked at him with wide, wounded eyes, clutching his hat protectively. “You wouldn’t…”

“I would,” Archer growled. “And I’ll make Brook write the song about it."

Brook lifted a bony hand. “Yohoho, I would indeed! It would be called ‘The Ballad of the Hat-Stuffed Son.’

Luffy sulked immediately, lower lip jutting out as he muttered, “Meanie…”

Archer sighed and rubbed his temples. “Luffy, I love you, but your singing sounds like a seagull getting strangled.”

Robin finally let out a quiet laugh behind her hand. “I thought it had charm.”

“You would,” Archer muttered, earning another chuckle from her.

“Technically,” Brook mused, “the north is quite chilly. So he's not wrong. But perhaps volume control?”

Timble, gently patted Luffy’s shoulder. “Maybe we save the song for the celebration after we find the Poneglyph?”

Luffy considered that, then nodded solemnly. “Fine. But I want fireworks when we do.”

“You’ll get fireworks,” Archer grunted. “And if you start singing again before that, I’ll make you carry Robin’s backpack.”

“That’s mean!” Luffy yelped. Nugget barked in agreement.

They pressed forward through the underbrush, a little quieter now. Archer exhaled through his nose, grateful for the peace—even if it would only last five minutes. He glanced down at his compass, then over at Robin.

“Still sure we’re heading the right way?”

Robin nodded. “There’s a strange energy to this place. It’s close. I can feel it.”

“Good,” Archer muttered. “Let’s find it before Luffy writes a whole album.”

Somewhere behind him, he heard Luffy whispering very quietly to himself:

“The islands in the west are windy,
Heads all a-spin-spin…”

Archer didn’t even turn around. “Luffy.”

“Sorry!”

Robin walked slightly ahead of him, her eyes scanning their surroundings like she was reading a book only she could see. That alone made him twitch.

“Hey,” Archer called, picking up his pace to walk beside her. “How exactly are you planning to find this damned Poneglyph, anyway? Loki said something about a world tree or some ancient blah-blah, I don’t know. I wasn’t exactly taking notes.”

Robin didn’t look at him, just gave a small smile. “I’m surprised you remembered anything Loki said.”

“I didn’t,” Archer grunted. “I just remembered wanting to punch him.”

That made her chuckle softly. “Saul told me stories. Things he remembered from when Ohara’s records were still intact. There was always talk of a great tree—older than the land around it. Supposedly the Elbaf giants considered it sacred. It’s said the tree reaches the sky and its roots reach the past. They call it Yggdrasil.”

“Big-ass tree,” Archer muttered. “Great. Should be easy to miss.”

Robin opened her mouth to respond, but Archer had already stopped listening—because he’d just spotted Luffy crouched near a bush, hands already reaching out toward something suspiciously glowing.

Archer’s eyes widened. “Luffy, don’t you da—”

Too late. The idiot had already picked it.

The thing in Luffy’s hand looked like a fruit someone had drawn from memory and then dropped in acid. Pulsing purple veins, a scent that made even Nugget sneeze, and a texture that practically screamed I will kill you and dance on your grave.

Luffy, predictably, opened his mouth to take a bite.

“Oh, for the love of—” Archer muttered. He bent down, grabbed the nearest rock—a smooth, palm-sized thing—and with precise aim, hurled it straight at Luffy’s head.

Thunk.

“Ow!” Luffy dropped the fruit and rubbed the side of his head, glaring. “What was that for?!”

“You wanna die from eating a glowing fruit that smells like fish guts left in the sun? Be my guest,” Archer snapped. “But not while I’m around. Idiot.”

Brook cackled behind him, skeletal hands on his ribs. “Yohoho! That throw had fatherly love written all over it!”

Timble snorted. “I thought it was hilarious.”

Luffy pouted and hugged his hat like it would protect him from future rocks.

Robin simply smiled again and gestured to Archer’s left. “Speaking of big-ass trees…”

Archer turned—and stopped dead.

In the distance, rising far beyond the canopy and stretching into the clouds, was a tree so massive it made the rest of the forest look like weeds. Its trunk was wide enough to house a small village, and its roots cracked through the earth like ancient scars.

“Well,” Archer said slowly, staring up at it. “That sure as hell ain’t a turnip.”

Robin tilted her head. “I’d hope not.”

“Yggdrasil,” Brook breathed. “So it is real.”

Luffy, recovered from his mild concussion, grinned wide. “Race you there!”

“No,” Archer said instantly.

But Luffy had already taken off.

Archer groaned and started walking again, muttering under his breath, “One of these days, I’m gonna glue that kid to the deck.”

 

Archer scratched the side of his neck as he stared up at the massive tree that loomed above them. Its roots clawed through the ground like petrified serpents, and its trunk rose high into the clouds, impossible to see the top from where they stood. This had to be Yggdrasil—there was no other explanation. It looked old enough to remember the sun’s birth.

“Well,” Archer muttered, rubbing the back of his neck, “how the fuck are we supposed to get inside that thing?”

Robin turned to him, her usual calm expression touched by the faintest smirk. “A giant named Vana and Prince Loki gave us permission, remember?”

“I wasn’t exactly paying attention,” Archer grumbled.

Robin gave him a knowing look. “I’m aware.”

He nodded absently, scanning the area. Giants were gathering near the base of the tree, some standing watch, others talking quietly. They were enormous—many towering over the surrounding canopy—and though they weren’t brandishing weapons, Archer’s gut twisted in warning. Something wasn’t sitting right. The air felt… off. He’d lived too long and bled too much to ignore a gut feeling.

“Wait here,” he barked, turning sharply and rummaging in his coat for paper and a pen.

Brook tilted his head. “Is something the matter, Archer-san?”

“We’ll see,” Archer muttered as he scribbled quickly on the paper, his handwriting jagged and rushed. When he finished, he folded the paper and pressed it into Timble’s hand.

“I need you and Nugget to fly this to Rosinante,” he said, his voice low and urgent. “I don’t care if you have to use your Door-Door Fruit, just get it to him. Fast. And tell Brûlée to get her ass in gear. We’ll need her mirror crap to get everyone here. Now.”

Timble blinked, startled. “What’s going on?”

“Don’t know yet,” Archer muttered. “But something is wrong, my left ear is twitching.”

Robin arched a brow at that, but didn’t argue.

Then Archer pulled a small, round mirror from his pocket—just large enough to see his full face—and crouched to place it carefully on the ground. He stood and pointed to the mirror dramatically, addressing the entire crowd of giants, Straw Hats, and whoever else might be lurking nearby.

“If anyone touches this mirror before the rest of my crew arrives,” he announced, “I swear on my life, I will sneak into your tents and put itching powder in your underwear. Don’t think I won’t.”

Brook gave a delighted, “Yohohoho!”

Luffy snorted.

Several giants blinked, unsure if he was joking. He was not.

Timble, already hopping up onto Nugget’s back, gave him a nod. “We’ll be back before you can yell at Luffy again.”

“You better,” Archer said.

Timble just laughed and kicked Nugget into motion. With a whoosh of wings, the duo took off into the sky, vanishing over the treetops.

Archer stared after them for a moment before turning his attention back to the gathering crowd. He rolled his shoulders, the tension in them never leaving.

Something was coming. He could feel it in his bones.

 

As Timble and Nugget disappeared into the sky, Archer gave a single nod. His heart thumped like a war drum in his chest, not from fear, but from the heavy pull of instinct. He turned to the others—Robin, Luffy, Brook—and jerked his chin toward the massive roots that twisted like sleeping serpents across the earth.

“Let’s go. Stay sharp,” he murmured. “Something’s not sitting right.”

They descended beneath the roots, the light dimming with every step as if the great tree above them was swallowing the sun. It was damp down here, the air thick with age and the scent of moss. Archer walked ahead with slow, steady steps, his hand brushing against the hilt of his blade. He whispered low, “Be ready. I mean it.”

Then he saw it.

Bathed in shafts of pale light seeping through cracks in the bark above them, it stood. Towering, unmoving, etched with ancient script, surrounded by relics and discarded weapons—some rusted with age, others still glinting sharp. The Poneglyph.

Archer stopped breathing for a second.

Robin gasped softly and hurried forward, reverently placing her hands along the stone’s surface. Her fingers traced the carvings with almost religious care, her lips murmuring in a language only she and he could understand. The reverence in her movements reminded Archer of a priest at an altar. No—this was more sacred than any altar he’d ever seen.

Archer stepped forward, joining her. He stared up at the monolith, its presence pressing down on him like the weight of the sea.

“She... she prepped me for this, you know?” he said softly, voice husky. “My mom. When I was little. Told me the stories. The names. The history they tried to burn. I thought I understood it, thought I was ready.”

He reached out, his fingertips hovering just above the stone.

“But standing here,” he continued, “it’s different. It feels like... something real. Like I’ve stepped into the middle of a story that was waiting for me.”

Robin didn’t say anything at first, just looked at him with eyes filled with something tender—respect, maybe even understanding. Then, finally, she smiled.

“I know,” she said. “It’s like that for all of us the first time.”

Before she could say more, Luffy’s head suddenly whipped around. At the same time, Archer felt it too—like a blade of cold steel pressing against the back of his neck. His spine stiffened. His observation haki flared, screaming warning in the back of his mind. He turned toward the entrance, eyes narrowing.

“Shit,” he muttered.

Robin went still, hands pulling back from the stone.

“What is it?” Brook asked.

Archer’s hand was already on his weapon.

“Something’s coming,” Luffy said, his voice unusually serious.

“Not something,” Archer corrected, his voice low. “Someone. And they’re not here for a fucking sightseeing tour.”

He had been right.

And right now? Right now he hated being right.

Shouts echoed down into the chamber, followed by a guttural voice barking orders in clipped, arrogant tones.

"Giants of Elbaf! Surrender like the beasts you are!"

Archer froze. For a heartbeat, all he could do was blink, stunned by the sheer audacity. Then he snarled under his breath, “What the hell is it with everyone being racist these days? Holy shit.”

Robin looked up from the Poneglyph, her fingers still tracing the stone. “That voice... it's not a giant.”

“No, it’s not,” Archer said, turning away from the ancient monument with regret pressing like a weight on his shoulders. “Brook, guard her. No matter what happens, Robin finishes reading that stone.”

The skeleton gave a flourishing bow, his usual cheer replaced by a grim nod. “With my life.”

“Good.” Archer’s golden eyes flicked to Luffy, who was already bouncing on his heels, practically vibrating with excitement. “Come on, brat. Let’s go play hero.”

Luffy grinned and cracked his knuckles. “Yosh! Let’s kick their asses!”

They raced up from beneath the roots, feet pounding the ground as they emerged into the light once more. What they saw stopped both Archer and Luffy in their tracks for a moment—not out of fear, but calculation. Across the clearing stood four figures, flanked by fallen giants and wounded warriors.

One was clad head-to-toe in jagged black armor, obsidian-like and gleaming with a faint, unnatural shimmer. Beside him stood a man in polished silver plate, etched with strange symbols. To their left, a woman in flowing red robes stood with arms raised, strange glyphs swirling around her hands, and beside her, a tall woman draped in white, face veiled, with a blade longer than she was tall strapped across her back.

Archer took one step forward, jaw tight.

The one in black armor took a step to meet him. His voice was smooth, practiced—clearly used to issuing commands.

“I am The Black Knight — Commander Lucerne Valmor,” he announced, gesturing to the others with sharp precision. “To my right, The Thousand Blade Knight — Sir Argall. To my left, The Ember Nun — Sister Mereciel, and next to her, The Pale Raven — Dame Sephora Veldt.”

Luffy tilted his head. “What kinda stupid names are those?”

Archer didn’t laugh, though he wanted to. “Can’t tell if they’re knights, or a bad band.”

“Stand aside,” Valmor continued, his tone dismissive now. “We are taking the Poneglyph. We have no interest in harming insects like you unless you interfere.”

“Insects,” Archer echoed flatly, stepping forward. “You’re standing on the land of warriors who’ve been fighting longer than your little group’s been alive. And you’re calling them beasts and insects? Yeah, alright.”

He stopped in front of the armored man, cracking his neck. “You’ve got about three seconds to get off this island, or I’m gonna plant you so deep into the ground they’ll find your boots in the next era.”

“You’re a fool,” Mereciel said, her voice calm, her eyes glowing slightly beneath the red hood. “You do not understand who you face.”

Archer didn’t even look at her. “Lady, I once bit off a Warlord’s hand because he annoyed me. You think I’m scared of a walking fire hazard?”

Luffy burst out laughing. “He really did!”

The one in silver stepped forward now, posture elegant. “You’re stalling. Clever. But it won’t matter.”

“Wasn’t stalling,” Archer replied. Then, turning to Luffy, he shouted, “Go left. Don’t hold back.”

Luffy nodded, already grinning wide. “Gomu Gomu no—!”

Everything exploded into motion.

The ground cracked under Luffy’s leap as he launched himself toward Valmor. Archer drew both blades, golden eyes narrowing as he clashed with Veldt, sparks flying as steel met steel. 

Behind him, the giants rallied at the sight of the two pirates holding the line. Some still bled from magical burns or slashes that sizzled unnaturally, but they picked up their weapons once more.

From the corner of his eye, Archer saw Mereciel fling a wave of fire toward the nearest tree, and a group of giants rushing in barely managed to shield themselves. Without missing a beat, Archer hurled a dagger at her hand—not enough to stop her entirely, but enough to disrupt the spell.

“Brook!” he yelled, trusting the skeleton would hear. “If she moves toward Robin, break her damn legs!”

A cheerful, “Yohohoho! With pleasure!” echoed faintly in reply.

Valmor drove his blade down hard, nearly forcing Luffy to his knees. “Why fight for them?” the armored knight spat. “These brutes, these savages—”

“They’re my allies,” Luffy growled, pushing back with every ounce of strength. “And you’re a prick in a tin can who doesn’t know when to shut up.”

Valmorr’s next strike was faster, but Luffy dropped low, rolled forward, and sliced across the knight’s leg. It didn’t pierce the armor—but it knocked him off balance. Enough.

More footsteps thundered behind them all. Archer grinned when he recognized the familiar sound of Nugget’s wings and a loud voice barking orders—Rosinante’s. Reinforcements.

“About damn time,” Archer muttered, before lunging forward again, blades gleaming.

He wasn’t letting anyone near that Poneglyph.

 

From the moment Luffy’s laughter rang out like a divine drumbeat, Archer knew things were about to go absolutely batshit crazy.

In the blink of an eye, the brat exploded into that glowing, cartoonish nightmare of a form—Nika—hair flaming like the sun, body stretching and twisting in defiance of logic itself. He crashed into Valmor, the black-armored bastard, like a storm, fists the size of boulders pounding into steel with enough force to crater the earth.

To Archer’s left, Zoro and Rosinante had locked blades with the guy in silver—what was his name again? Caldor? Cold-cut? Something stupid. The air around them shimmered with the intensity of their strikes. Zoro was grinning like a lunatic, three swords moving like a blur, while Rosinante’s silent fury radiated off him with every sweep of his burning spear. Lightning danced around them, smoke rose, and the silver knight was clearly regretting showing up.

Meanwhile, Nami, Chopper, and Usopp were putting up one hell of a fight against the red-robed witch. Explosions of flame and swirling weather clashed midair as Nami’s staff spun and thunder cracked down around her. Chopper had gone full beast, keeping Mereciel off balance, while Usopp, of all people, was actually shouting orders and firing smoke bombs and specialized shots like a sniper possessed.

And that left Archer and Brook squaring off with the last one—Lady Veldt, the Pale Blade. Cold. Elegant. Fast as hell.

“I do not enjoy unnecessary bloodshed,” she said, drawing that massive sword with one fluid motion. “But I will not allow you to interfere with divine will.”

“Lady, I don’t enjoy sword fights before breakfast,” Archer shot back, cracking his neck. “Yet here we are.”

Brook was already darting around the edge of the fight, blade flashing as he moved to harass and distract. Veldt blocked the strikes with infuriating ease, her massive blade swinging in wide arcs that forced both of them to stay light on their feet.

“This would be easier,” Brook panted, leaping back from a near-miss, “if she were not so gracefully terrifying!”

“Tell me about it,” Archer grunted, blocking a downward strike that sent shocks up his arms. “I feel like I’m fighting a ballerina with a death wish.”

Above them, Nugget soared, Timble clinging to his neck and yelling out advice that was only helpful in theory. “Go for her legs! Sweep the legs! No wait—punch her in the heart! Do swords even punch?!”

Brûlée was darting between mirrors like a ghost, dragging wounded giants into her realm and ferrying them to safety. Somehow, she managed to keep calm through all of it, muttering curses under her breath every time she reappeared, covered in soot or ash.

The fighting felt endless. Every breath burned. Every swing left Archer’s arms heavier.

But in the end?

The Holy Knights broke.

Valmor—bloodied, still laughing—was dragged away by the red-cloaked witch. The silver knight was half-carried by Veldt, barely conscious. They retreated into some godforsaken portal carved from light, leaving behind destruction and humiliation.

But before Valmor vanished, he turned, blood dripping from a ruined helm, and muttered:

“The World Government fears the truth on Laugh Tale more than any pirate, any army. They fear Joyboy… and the return of his will.”

Then he was gone.

Just like that.

Archer didn’t move at first. Couldn’t.

He staggered a few steps forward, then sank to the ground with a groan, his ribs flaring with pain so sharp he saw stars.

“Shit,” he muttered. “I think I cracked something. Or everything.”

Rosinante dropped beside him a second later, equally wrecked. There was a deep cut across his forehead, blood running into one eye, but he didn’t seem to care. He dropped his spear and collapsed backward onto the grass with a grunt.

“Two ribs,” Archer guessed, glancing over at him.

“Three,” Rosinante corrected, eyes closed.

“Bet?”

Rosinante cracked a crooked grin. “Only if I get to kiss the winner.”

“Sold.” Without waiting, Archer leaned over and kissed him, ignoring the sting in his side. Warmth bloomed in his chest—real warmth, not adrenaline or fire or fury. Just Rosi. Still alive. Still here.

When they finally parted, Archer’s expression sobered. “The others. Are they safe?”

Rosinante nodded. “I left Ace and Raya in charge back in the village. They’ll have kept everyone calm. No one's coming through unless they’re supposed to.”

Archer gave a satisfied hum, then reached over and gave Brûlée a wave. “Hey, Smokey-Eyes. Think you can mirror us all back?”

Brûlée wiped a streak of blood off her cheek with an annoyed flick. “Tch. You think I’ve been hopping through mirrors for fun? Get your crew together. We’re leaving before someone decides round two sounds fun.”

Archer let out a pained laugh as he stood, leaning heavily on Rosinante. “Come on. Let’s get home.”

Behind them, the Poneglyph still stood, silent and ancient.

 

Back at the village, the scent of fire-smoke clung to the air like a second skin, though the fighting had long since ceased. Archer barely made it two steps into the clearing before he spotted two streaks of movement—blurs of dark and blond hair and oversized grins—barreling toward them.

“Don’t you even—!” he started, but it was too late.

Luc and Tama launched themselves straight at him and Rosinante, their little arms outstretched with every ounce of childhood enthusiasm.

Rosinante, quick as ever despite the bandage across his brow and the faint limp in his step, scooped both girls up by the scruff of their tunics before impact.

“Easy,” he said, voice gentle but firm. “Your dad’s got busted ribs. No tackling until further notice.”

Luc blinked up at him. “Busted? Like, all of them?”

“Only three,” Archer muttered.

“Only?” Tama gasped like it was the end of the world.

Rosinante lowered them carefully to the ground. “Let’s get him inside, okay? Walk him in like you’re helping a really old, very dramatic man not fall over.”

Archer narrowed his eyes. “I am right here, you know.”

Luc took one of his hands seriously, the way a nurse might handle glass. Tama grabbed the other, already asking questions about the battle in rapid-fire. He only half-answered them as they led him to the great hall.

The second they pushed open the doors, Archer was greeted with a familiar sound: Raya’s voice, sharp and carrying, cutting through the noise of people patching wounds and dragging in crates of supplies.

“You! I said those salves go on the shelf, not under the table—who raised you, a barnacle?!”

She was standing on a table like a battlefield general, baby Arrow strapped to her chest in a sling that somehow didn’t slow her down one bit. Her black hair was braided, her sleeves rolled up, and her eyes laser-focused.

Before Archer could even speak, she spotted him and pointed.

“You! Down! Sit! You’re not bleeding out in my hall, Archer, I swear to God—Timble, give me the salve and three wraps.”

With the practiced speed of someone who had seen way too many idiots get stabbed, she hopped off the table and knelt by his side.

“Did I or did I not just tell you last week to stop tanking sword strikes to your ribs?”

“Missed you too, sweetheart,” Archer said with a wheeze.

She huffed, already wrapping the bandages tight around his middle. “If I had a beri for every time I had to save your reckless ass, I’d own a floating city.”

“I’d crash it,” Archer said cheerfully, making her snort.

Across the room, Robin was sitting in a corner, legs crossed and a fresh cup of coffee in hand. Timble lounged on her shoulder, whispering something that made her smirk faintly.

“Oi, Robin!” Archer called, lifting his chin. “You gonna tell me what the goddamn Poneglyph said, or is this another one of those mysterious archaeologist silence things?”

Robin’s gaze slowly lifted to meet his. Her eyes were dark and deep, and for a second Archer felt something crawl along his spine. She set the cup down with deliberate grace, then stood.

Her voice was calm, quiet—but it carried across the room like thunder.

“To reach the end of all seas, one must walk the path where kings once fell.
On this land, giants stood with the sun, and their pledge will awaken the world.
Follow the shadow of the red moon — it will point you to the truth of all dawns.”

Silence followed.

Archer stared at her for a beat too long. Then blinked. Then made a face.

“...Alright. That’s creepy as hell. I’m just gonna let you smart ones deal with that,” he muttered, standing with a grunt. “I’m gonna go find someone who speaks in words smaller than a prophecy.”

Raya swatted his shoulder lightly. “Don’t rip the bandages.”

“You sound like Rosi.”

“I’ll take that as a compliment.”

Outside, the air was brighter, softer somehow—like the battle hadn’t touched the earth out here. But the second Archer stepped into the sunlight, his jaw slackened slightly at the sight in front of him.

All around the main square, giants knelt.

Dozens of them. Every single one bowed, heads low, voices rising in rhythmic chants:“The return of the Sun God.” “Joyboy.” “Nika.”

And at the center of it all stood Luffy, scratching his head and laughing like he hadn’t just flipped the world on its head. He was back in his regular form, grinning wide with his hands on his hips.

Archer stared.

Then stared harder.

Then muttered, “Bakka,” under his breath.

Luffy caught it and cackled, pointing at him like he’d told the best joke in the world.

“You should’ve seen their faces!” Luffy beamed. “They were all like—‘Nikaaaaaa!’ and then boom, big ol’ knee drop! It was awesome!”

Ace and Rosinante were standing nearby, both a mix of amused and tired. Rosinante reached over and gently laced his fingers with Archer’s, squeezing once.

“Long day, huh?” he asked.

Archer leaned his head against Rosinante’s shoulder.

“Yeah,” he said. “But we made it.”

From behind them, the sun began to set, casting long shadows across the earth. The giants still chanted. Somewhere behind them, Robin spoke softly to herself, and Timble mimicked the phrase “truth of all dawns” like it tasted strange in his mouth.

And Archer couldn’t help but wonder what path lay ahead when giants knelt and ancient stones whispered of kings long gone.

Chapter 132: Ducks in a row

Summary:

Pull
Together
So many secrets
In the air
Blackbeard
Pink
Gold
Fuck

Notes:

The truth is out now. And we move into the final stages. Or so I think?

Please leave a kudos and a comment! And if you have an idea or something, please tell me!

Chapter Text

A few hours later, after the giants had stopped their deep-throated chanting and returned to whatever counts as normal for a twelve-foot warrior, things began to quiet down—at least, on the surface.

The sun had dipped behind the mountains, leaving the village bathed in amber light. Lanterns were being lit. Somewhere, Luc and Tama were chasing each other with sticks. Baby Arrow was asleep, curled in Raya’s lap. Brook was strumming something soft on the violin.

But Archer couldn’t settle.

He was sitting on a chair just outside the great hall, legs splayed out, arms crossed, fingers twitching on his biceps like they wanted to grab a weapon or punch someone. The problem was—there was no one left to fight.

Rosinante had called a meeting, just the three of them. Luffy was already there, scarfing down a second helping of stew like he hadn’t just been worshipped by giants. Rosinante sat next to Archer, hands clasped in front of him, watching both his son and husband with the calm expression he wore whenever he was preparing for bad news.

Archer couldn’t sit still. He shifted, squirmed, and adjusted again.

Rosinante frowned. “You okay?”

“Do you need to pee?” Luffy asked around a mouthful of bread.

“No,” Archer snapped. “I don’t need to pee.”

Rosinante raised an eyebrow, unconvinced.

“It’s…” Archer started, then stopped. He ran a hand through his hair, raking it back roughly. “I don’t know how to explain it. There’s something in me. Like a rope tugging at my ribs. Like I’m meant to do something, now, and if I sit here too long, the world will pass me by. It’s like…”

He trailed off and looked straight at Luffy, eyes narrowing.

“You feel it too?” he asked. “The itch? The pull? The… I don’t know—worry?”

Luffy stopped chewing. For a second, that rare seriousness crept over his face.

“Ace said the same thing yesterday,” Luffy said quietly. “Said he felt like something big was about to happen. Like we were all on a path that only goes one way.”

Archer nodded solemnly, his eyes never leaving his son’s face. “Yeah. That’s it. That’s exactly it.”

He closed his eyes and exhaled, slow and long. Rosinante, ever perceptive, looked at him with furrowed brows. Concern was written in every line of his face.

Archer spoke again, voice lower this time. “I don’t know what’s waiting. I don’t know what this feeling is pointing me to, or why it feels like I’ll break in half if I ignore it. But I know this—we’re near the end. Not just of this journey, but of something. And I have to follow it.”

Luffy nodded. “Same. We’re gonna go after the last Poneglyph. Robin thinks she knows where it is. After that…” His grin came back, wild and bright and full of fire. “We’re heading for the One Piece.”

Archer let out a breath that was almost a laugh, but it caught somewhere between pride and exhaustion.

“Course you are,” he muttered, rubbing at his eyes. “Of course you are.”

He looked up slowly, the weight behind his gaze enough to make Rosinante’s throat tighten.

“Well,” Archer said, voice hoarse but steady. “If your path leads you to the end of the world… then ours leads somewhere else.”

Rosinante tilted his head. “Where?”

Archer’s eyes shifted toward the horizon, toward the looming shape of something neither of them could yet see.

“Mary Geoise,” he said. The words tasted bitter. “That’s where the pull is dragging me.”

Luffy made a face. “Why would anyone wanna go there?”

“I don’t know,” Archer admitted. “But I’ve got this bone-deep sense that something there needs to be cracked wide open. That we’ve spent enough time breaking rocks and chasing treasure, and now it’s time to go straight into the belly of the beast.”

Rosinante turned toward him fully now, his voice just above a whisper. “Are you sure?”

Archer nodded, once. No fanfare, no dramatics. Just the quiet certainty of someone who had been shoved too close to something ancient and unfinished.

“I’m sure.”

For a long moment, none of them spoke. The distant sound of kids laughing echoed faintly from the village square. The light from the lanterns flickered across Rosinante’s face, casting his features in gold and shadow.

He didn’t look away. “If we do this… we might not come back.”

Archer reached out and took his hand.

“Since when has that ever stopped us?”

Rosinante huffed a breath, shaking his head like he didn’t know whether to kiss him or strangle him. “You’ve always been reckless,” he murmured.

“Better than being boring,” Archer shot back with a tired grin.

Luffy stood up, stretching. “Guess this is it then. We split here.”

Archer rose to his feet, wincing as his ribs protested. He held his hand out, and Luffy bumped it with his own fist.

“You find it,” Archer said, voice thick. “You find the treasure. And you laugh your damn heart out when you do.”

Luffy grinned. “Only if you punch a Celestial Dragon or five for me.”

Archer chuckled. “Consider it done.”

As the Thousand Sunny vanished over the horizon, sails catching the golden light of the late afternoon sun, Archer stood at the cliff’s edge for a long moment, watching the flag flutter until it disappeared. His hands were in his coat pockets, his jaw set, shoulders stiff. He breathed in deeply through his nose and let it out slowly, like trying to center something wild inside him.

Then, finally, he turned around.

The crew was waiting.

They stood in a half-circle on the bluff behind him, framed by the sea and sky—Katakuri with his arms folded and a quiet fire in his eyes, Penguin leaning casually on his blade, Giles and Raya whispering something to each other, Timble perched on a barrel sharpening darts. The newer recruits were watching too, eyes sharp, backs straight. Everyone was here.

They were waiting on their captains.

Good.

Archer stepped forward, rolling his shoulders before cracking his neck with an audible pop. He cleared his throat.

“I won’t lie to you,” he said, voice cutting through the quiet. “Something is pulling me—pulling us—toward Mary Geoise. I don’t know what exactly’s happening up there, but it’s big. Big enough to get under my skin. Big enough to rip at my bones. Feels like the wind’s changing, and it’s dragging us with it.”

He paused, looking at each of them. “You’ve followed me into fire, into prisons, into the worst places this world has to offer. I ain’t gonna demand it again. But I’ll ask. I hope you’ll come with me—one more time.

A murmur rippled through the crew—low, confident. No fear. No hesitation.

Archer smiled slightly and ran a hand through his golden-blond hair before continuing, his voice rising now.

“You know, there are people out there whisperin’ that we’re the most feared crew since the damn Rocks Pirates. That we’re more than pirates—we’re a fuckin’ problem. And you know what?”

He let his grin sharpen into something toothy and fierce.

“They’re right. We earned every damn word.”

The crew straightened, some grinning, some nodding.

“We fought the World Government—again and again—and we won. Enies Lobby? We burned it. Impel Down? We cracked it open. Egghead Island? They’ll be talkin’ about what we did there for years. We’ve dropped emperors. Kaido. Big Mom. We even took a chunk out of that bastard Blackbeard.”

Gin let out a low laugh. “He’s still recovering from that one.”

“Good,” Archer said. “Let him.”

“And Shanks?” Archer shrugged. “Even he watches his step around us now.”

The name hung in the air for a second, and no one dared comment on it—not with the weight it carried between Archer and Rosinante.

“We’ve got allies in every sea. Power in every corner. And we’re still hungry.”

He stepped forward, planting his feet, looking out over them like a man about to drag the world by the throat.

“We are the Roaring Pirates. We don’t sneak. We don’t beg. We make noise.

Cheers broke out, loud and brash, the kind that would shake birds from trees and wake the village.

When it died down, Archer turned to Katakuri. “Tell Smoothie and the rest of the Charlotte fleet to head for Mary Geoise. I want ‘em ready to tear down the front gates if needed.”

Katakuri gave a firm nod. “Understood.”

“Ace,” Archer said, turning to his eldest son. “Tell Deuce, Yamato, and Marco to do the same. I want them on standby. If this thing goes sideways, I want a damn war fleet at our backs.”

Ace smirked, flames dancing on his fingertips. “On it. Deuce will piss himself with excitement.”

“Good,” Archer said, then shifted his gaze. “Raya, Timble. I want poisons. Nasty ones. Gas, powders, bombs—anything that'll make them regret putting on those stupid uniforms.”

Raya gave a wicked grin. “Already on it. You want subtle, or ‘sky-turns-purple’?”

Archer tilted his head. “Why not both?”

Timble giggled and disappeared into the lower decks.

Archer exhaled and finally turned to Rosinante, who had been watching him silently, one hand resting on the butt of his pistol, the other lightly curled at his side. He looked proud. And scared. And proud again.

“We’ve got calls to make,” Archer muttered.

Rosinante raised an eyebrow. “To whom?”

Archer sighed. “The whole goddamn world, apparently.”

Rosinante gave him a look. Archer shrugged.

“Vivi needs to know. She’s been on edge ever since Alabasta. Sengoku too— We need the rebels and the insider knowledge. Zeff, because he’ll stab me if we don’t tell him, and I’d prefer not to bleed from a ladle.”

“Law?” Rosinante asked, quieter now.

Archer hesitated, then nodded. “Yeah. He’ll want to be there. Even if he won’t say it out loud.”

Rosinante stepped closer. “And… the last one?”

Archer groaned, tilting his head back. “Ugh. Yeah. We call him too.”

Rosinante laughed. “You really hate calling Dragon, huh?”

“I just don’t like hearing my own voice get out-sarcasmed.”

Rosinante snorted. “You deserve it.”

“I really don’t.”

“Yes, you do.”

Archer rolled his eyes, then grinned, leaning in just slightly. “You know what’s coming, right?”

Rosinante nodded. “Yeah.”

“It’s going to be ugly.”

“Yeah.”

Archer reached out and gently tugged Rosinante’s tie. “But we’re still us.”

Rosinante smiled, soft and tired. “Yeah.”

They stood like that for a heartbeat more, before Archer turned back to the crew, his voice rising one last time.

“We move at dawn. Get some sleep. Say your prayers. Or don’t. Either way—we ride for the mountaintop. And we don’t stop until it crumbles beneath our boots.”

Another cheer. This one louder.

The world wasn’t ready.
But then again, the Roaring Pirates never asked for permission.

 

The calls had drained him.

Archer slumped back in the chair, dragging his fingers down his face like he could pull the stress off with his nails. His ears were still ringing—thank you, Zeff—and he could still hear the old man’s rant about how "this wasn’t his damn war" before promptly listing every reason he was going to fight in it anyway. Zeff hadn’t changed a bit. Even over a Denden call, he could make a grown man feel like a twelve-year-old with greasy hands in a clean kitchen.

He sighed and leaned his head back against the wall. Next to him, Rosinante was still dialing through frequencies, hunched over the snail like he could coax more sense out of it if he just whispered sweet nothings.

Then came a knock on the cabin door.

“Lunch is ready,” Gin said, popping his head in with the practiced ease of someone who knew better than to ask if they were coming.

“God, finally,” Archer muttered. “I need a break before my brain falls out of my ears.”

He got to his feet, nudging Rosinante. “Come on, babe. You can whisper to Dragon’s snail after food. I need something fried and something that tastes like victory.”

“And pepper,” Rosinante added, stretching. “Lots of pepper.”

They brought the Denden Mushi with them—just in case the bastard Dragon finally grew a conscience—and walked into the Galley. The smell alone made Archer’s stomach growl like an angry sea king. There was food everywhere: roast meat, steamed rice, stir-fried vegetables, three kinds of bread, and something Timble claimed was a dessert, though Archer wasn’t convinced.

Everyone was already seated, already eating. Luc was mid-bite, cheeks puffed out with food, when she looked up and asked around a mouthful, “Didja get ahold of all the people you needed to?”

“Swallow before you speak, young lady,” Rosinante chided with a raised eyebrow, as he took his seat.

Archer, already shoveling food into his mouth, replied without missing a beat, “All except Law and Sabo. That bastard Dragon didn’t even pick up. The nerve—”

Whack!

Rosinante smacked the back of his head. “Mouth. Full.”

Archer groaned. “You’re lucky I like you.”

“Hmm,” Rosinante replied, unimpressed.

Then the blinking light on the radio flared to life.

Everyone froze. Forks and spoons halfway to mouths. Luc blinked, mouth still open. Even Giles paused mid-hum, his usual background singing suddenly gone. The Den Den Mushi's face morphed, and a familiar voice spilled out from it.

"My name is Portgas Sabo..."

Archer dropped his fork.

The voice carried, calm and clear. Powerful. No bravado. No fluff. Just truth. Sabo’s words cut through the air like a blade through silk. He wasn’t speaking as a commander. He wasn’t hiding behind titles. He was just… Sabo. Archer’s son.

He listened with the tight kind of pride that made his throat close up and his fists ball on the table. As Sabo spoke about Cobra, about the Elders, about Imu and the Empty Throne—that wasn’t empty at all—Archer felt a fire rise in his chest. He glanced at Rosinante, who looked pale but focused, his hand resting lightly over Archer’s under the table.

Then came the names.

"Nico Robin. Monkey D. Luffy. Jaguar D. Saul.
Portgas D. Ace. Nefertari Cobra. And my dad… Portgas D. Archer."

The Galley was silent.

Nobody breathed. Not even Timble.

Archer let out a low exhale through his nose. “...Well,” he muttered, “that must be why neither of them picked up.”

Rosinante opened his mouth to say something—probably to scold him for speaking again with rice in his teeth—but then the radio blinked again.

Everyone’s eyes snapped to it. The snail twitched. And then...

"There was once a great kingdom…”

Vegapunk’s voice was unmistakable—eccentric, measured, and slightly unhinged in the way only a genius could afford to be. Archer sat up straighter, his food now forgotten entirely.

Vegapunk confirmed everything.

The Void Century. Joy Boy. The D Clan. The Ancient Weapons. The lies. The Empty Throne’s falsehood. Imu’s name whispered again like a curse. And behind it all, the truth they’d been chasing for decades now laid out like an open book.

Archer didn’t realize he was holding his breath until Vegapunk’s final words hit:

"The world deserves to be free."

The silence afterward was louder than any cannon fire.

Luc slowly put her fork down. Giles ran a hand over his gills. Raya was gripping her cup so hard it looked like it might shatter.

And Archer? He leaned back in his chair and just muttered, “Huh. That explains a lot.”

Rosinante gave him a look, somewhere between tired affection and secondhand exasperation. “That’s all you’ve got to say?”

“Well, what else can I say?” Archer gestured at the now-quiet snail. “My son just declared war on the world, outed a secret king, and shouted out his old man on a live transmission. That deserves a nap or a drink. Or both.”

“...He sounded brave,” Luc whispered.

“He is brave,” Rosinante said softly, rubbing his thumb over Archer’s knuckles under the table.

Archer stared at the ceiling, at the beams above them that had weathered battles, storms, and worse. “It’s really happening,” he said. “Everything we’ve fought for. Everything we’ve lost. It’s all led here.”

Giles finally spoke. “What now?”

Archer stood.

Everyone watched him. Forks forgotten. Hearts pounding.

He looked at each of them, eyes sharp and voice clear. “Now? Now we finish what they started. Sabo lit the fire. Vegapunk brought the truth. We’re the damn Roaring Pirates. Let’s give the world something to roar about.”

He cracked his neck, then leaned down and picked up the radio.

“Someone get me a drink, a new shirt, and my sword,” Archer said.

Rosinante stood too, grabbing his coat. “Where are we going?”

Archer grinned, all teeth and fire.

“Mary Geoise.”

 

 

Archer’s boots thudded against the wood as he stepped into their cabin, the weight of the world seemingly strapped to his shoulders. His ears were still ringing—partially from Zeff’s yelling during their earlier calls, but mostly from what had just gone down over the damn radio.

Sabo’s voice was still echoing in his skull.

“Portgas D. Archer,” the name had been spoken with pride, with meaning. Sabo had named him, honored him, invoked him like a banner held high in war.

Archer exhaled and sat down on the edge of the bed, staring at nothing. His jaw clenched. His fingers flexed and curled. It all made sense now, didn’t it? Why people with “D” in their names were hunted, feared, whispered about like ghosts at sea. The World Government hadn’t been hiding from pirates. They were hiding from a lineage.

From a truth.

From them.

“Liberation and rebellion, huh…” he muttered, voice dry. “Well. I can do that.”

Rosinante stood in the corner, arms folded, watching him like he was waiting for something—maybe for Archer to cry, maybe to scream, maybe to punch a hole in the wall. But Archer didn’t do any of that.

Instead, he grabbed the Den Den Mushi.

“What are you doing?” Rosinante asked carefully.

Archer smirked, the kind of smirk that always meant trouble. “Calling a bird.”

Rosinante blinked. “Please don’t tell me you mean—”

“Yup.” He dialed.

Rosinante stepped forward, lips parted in protest. “Archer, are you actually calling Morgans right now? Are you insane?”

“Probably,” Archer muttered. “But we don’t have time for subtle.”

The Den Den Mushi clicked, and on the other end, the unmistakable warbled squawk of Big News Morgans answered, “HELLOOO—wait—Portgas D. Archer?”

“Yeah,” Archer said flatly. “Listen up, feathered freak. I need you to do me a favor. A big one.”

Morgans chuckled nervously. “If this is about your wedding photos—”

“Shut up. I need a live broadcast. Right now. I want every single den across every Blue tuned in. If you don't, I will find where you nest and make a goddamn omelette.”

There was a pause. Then, “...Understood.”

Rosinante stared at Archer with wide eyes as the Den Den’s eyelids changed to broadcast mode. Archer stood up, rolled his shoulders, then looked directly into the snail’s lens.

“This is Portgas D. Archer,” he began, voice firm, clear.

“I’m the son of Portgas D. Hunter and Rocks D. Lionne. Brother to Rouge. Husband to Donquixote Rosinante. Father to Trafalgar D. Water Law, Portgas Sabo, Portgas D. Ace, Monkey D. Luffy, Portgas Tama, and Portgas Lucindra. I’m the captain of the Roaring Pirates—known to most of you as the Golden Terror. And I am the leader of the unified D clans.”

He paused, letting it sink in.

“This is a call to arms. Not just to the pirates. Not just to the revolutionaries. To the bakers and the builders. To the young and the old. To every damn marine with half a brain and a heart still beating. To anyone who’s ever wanted to be free.”

He took a breath, not because he needed to, but because he knew the next part mattered most.

“They lied to you. The throne isn’t empty. The Five Elders and a ghost-king named Imu have been pulling your strings. They wiped out Lulusia like it was nothing. They erased Ohara. They killed King Cobra and pinned it on my son. They’ve hunted my children, my friends, my brothers and sisters—all for daring to exist.”

Archer’s voice dropped a register. “Well guess what. We’re still here.”

“We will not run. We will not kneel. We’ve fought before—we’ll do it again. And this time, we’re going straight to the heart of the bastards in Mary Geoise.”

“This is the fire they tried to kill. And we’re going to burn their lies down with it.”

He narrowed his eyes at the Den Den.

“To every pirate who ever dreamed of treasure—this is the greatest treasure of all. To every soldier who joined the Marines to protect people—this is the fight worth dying for. To all with the Will of D…”

He clenched his fist.

“Join me. Join us. And let’s make the world remember.”

Then, without waiting for a response, he slammed the receiver down.

Silence filled the room for a moment. Then Rosinante exhaled, hand dragging down his face.

“Well,” Rosi said, voice tight, “you have officially lost your mind.”

Archer looked at him and smirked. “Took you this long to figure that out?”

Then he turned serious again. “Call Law. Tell him to sail after Luffy.”

“Why?” Rosinante frowned.

“If Joy Boy is back, if our son is Joy Boy, then he’s going to need help. Or at the very least, someone watching his back while the world tries to gut him.”

Rosinante nodded, picking up the second Den Den Mushi. Archer walked over to the window, looking out at the sea.

He felt something ancient in his chest now. Something older than war or pride or grief.

It was the weight of legacy. Of purpose.

Of fire.

He grinned.

“Well, Joy Boy,” he murmured to the sea, “you should’ve told your old man sooner.”

Behind him, Rosinante muttered, “Law’s on his way.”

“Good.”

Archer didn't move for a moment. Just watched the waves roll by, sun sparkling across them like flickering stars. The world was about to break apart.

And finally—finally—he was ready to help reshape it.

 

The sun had begun to set, casting a dull orange glow across the deck of the Silence. Normally, this time of day brought some sense of peace—someone laughing in the galley, the smell of dinner, Rosinante napping somewhere absurd. But today was different.

The day had been spent in a storm of movement. No one had spoken much, but the ship was alive with purpose. People trained harder, restocked gear, repaired sails, sharpened blades. They moved like pieces on a board that Archer could feel shifting beneath his boots. Everyone was thinking the same thing: the world is changing.

The revelation of Joy Boy’s return, of Luffy’s role, of what the Will of D truly meant… It hung over them all like a thundercloud, full of silent, sparking weight. And at the center of it stood Archer, like a man trying to read a map that stretched through centuries and blood.

He’d barely had a moment to himself since the broadcast. Giles had already drawn up strategy proposals, Timble was coordinating with allies through snail lines, and Raya had punched a wall and asked if now was the right time to start gathering explosives. Everyone handled it in their own way.

Archer handled it by pacing.

Back and forth in the hallway outside his quarters, boots scraping wood with each step, glasses perched low on his nose as he thumbed through an old notebook—one filled with sketches, notes, and warnings from years of chasing answers. And now those answers were staring him right in the face.

Liberation. The forgotten king. The D name.

He heard footsteps and looked up just as Ace jogged around the corner, clearly searching for him.

“Dad,” Ace said quickly, then paused. “Where’s papa?”

“In the cabin. Writing to Sengoku,” Archer replied, tucking the notebook under his arm. “Why?”

“I need to talk to both of you,” Ace said. His face was serious—serious in that way Archer hated, because it meant something was really bothering him. “Now.”

Archer nodded, pushed open the cabin door, and gestured for Ace to follow.

Rosinante looked up from his writing as they entered. “Everything alright?”

Ace didn’t answer right away. He sat down on the edge of the bed, brows drawn low. He didn’t fidget—he wasn’t a kid anymore—but Archer could tell by the way his hand stayed clenched in a fist that something was eating at him.

“If the D name is about freedom,” Ace began, “if we’re supposed to stand for that—”

“We are,” Archer said gently.

“—then why the hell did Blackbeard turn his back on all of it?!” Ace snapped, finally looking up. “Why would someone with the Will of D do what he’s doing? He's everything we're not.”

Rosinante let out a slow breath, lips pressed together. Archer scratched the back of his head and moved to sit across from his son, expression unreadable for a moment.

“I’ve wondered the same thing,” Archer admitted. “And I wish I had a clear answer for you, kid. But I don’t.”

Ace frowned. “But—”

“What I do know,” Archer continued, voice firm now, “is that Blackbeard plays the long game. Always has. He bides his time. He waits until the pieces are exactly where he wants them before he makes a move. When he killed Thatch, when he went after you—it wasn’t impulsive. It was part of something bigger.”

Rosinante nodded slowly. “He’s not just a threat because of his power. It’s because of how he thinks.

“Right,” Archer said. “And as far as what he wants? I’ve got no damn clue. Maybe he thinks he’s meant to rule. Maybe he thinks he is liberation. Or maybe he’s just so twisted up in himself that he forgot what the name D is supposed to mean.”

Ace’s eyes were dark now. “So we can’t count him out?”

“Not for a second,” Archer said. “In fact, we should be expecting him. If this is going to be a real war—one that shakes the foundation of everything—then you better believe Teach will be in the thick of it.”

“A three-way fight,” Rosinante murmured. “Us, the Government, and Blackbeard.”

“Exactly,” Archer said. “And listen—this part’s important, Ace. Whatever happens, don’t forget he has it out for both of us. Personal. Deep. He wants to see you broken, and me dead. That much is clear.”

Ace’s jaw tightened. “Then I’ll make sure he regrets it.”

Archer gave him a hard look. “Just don’t get cocky. He’s not like other pirates. He won’t challenge you fair. He’ll find the soft spot and aim right for it. That’s how he works.”

Rosinante leaned forward. “Promise us you’ll be careful.”

“I promise,” Ace said, though his tone still burned with that familiar fire. “But I’m not letting him run free. Not after what he’s done. Not after what he might do.”

There was a long moment of silence.

Then Archer chuckled softly, shaking his head. “You know, your mom would’ve clocked me for even having this talk with you. She would say we raised you to be too much like me.”

Rosinante snorted. “You say that like it’s not obviously true.”

Ace smiled a little. Just a twitch at the corner of his mouth.

Then, as if the weight in the room had passed, he stood. “Alright. I’ll leave you two to your weird husband planning or whatever.”

Archer raised a brow. “Don’t forget you’re cooking tonight.”

Ace groaned and walked out, muttering about how no one appreciated his culinary talents.

Once the door closed, Rosinante looked over at Archer. “You scared?”

“Hell yes,” Archer admitted. “But I’m also ready. And angry. And really, really tired of waiting for someone else to make the first move.”

Rosinante reached across the table, resting a hand on Archer’s. “Then we move together.”

Archer smiled, just a little.

“Always.”

 

The best part of the day was finally laying down beside his husband. Archer didn’t even care about the ache in his back or the headache brewing behind his eyes—because Rosinante was warm and shirtless and smelled like soap and tobacco and faint lavender. Honestly, a miracle wrapped in a six-foot-something idiot.

Archer let himself melt into the mattress, burying into Rosi’s side like a cat curling up in sunbeams. His arm flopped across Rosinante’s waist, cheek nestled against his shoulder. “Gods, I love you,” he mumbled, already half-asleep.

Rosinante, very unconscious, let out a loud snore in response.

Archer smirked against his chest. “I’ll take that as a yes.”

Just as sleep was about to pull him under, a strange twinge flickered in his gut. He stilled, ears twitching. Something felt… off. Not dangerous exactly, but not right either. He didn’t know how else to explain it except that the ship—his ship—felt like it had inhaled and wasn’t exhaling.

Slowly, gently, Archer pulled away from Rosinante’s warmth, tucking the blanket around his partner and slipping on a loose shirt. He moved barefoot and silent, grabbing a dagger just in case, and made his way out into the corridor. The ship creaked beneath his feet like it always did, familiar and constant. Still, something tugged at the edge of his senses.

Once on deck, the night air hit him, cool and salted. The moon was high, casting long shadows across the wood. All seemed normal, until—

There.

A flicker. Something pink disappeared into the air, vanishing like smoke in the wind.

Archer blinked. “Huh. What the fuck?”

His body tensed, instincts kicking in harder now. He scanned the deck, eyes darting from mast to shadow to rail. Then he heard it—a sound so faint it almost didn’t register.

A cry.

Not a sharp alarm cry, but a small, pitiful one. Like a whisper in the wind.

He narrowed his eyes. “Arrow?” he murmured, already stepping toward the sound. But no, that couldn’t be right—Raya and Penguin’s baby boy was fast asleep in his crib, guarded by enough layers of parental paranoia to make a fortress seem relaxed.

Another soft wail reached him.

A cold coil twisted in his stomach. “Oh gods, don’t tell me Pudding or Brûlée also popped out a baby without warning,” he muttered. “Raya’s surprise baby was enough trauma for one decade.”

The sound came again, clearer now. He followed it toward the corner of the deck cloaked in shadow, behind a crate near the mainmast. Slowly, Archer stepped forward, muscles coiled, every nerve tuned.

And there, in the dark, was a basket.

His heart dropped.

A fucking basket.

He crouched beside it, hands trembling slightly, and saw a folded note pinned to the fabric. No movement yet from the bundle inside—just the occasional whimper. His fingers gripped the note, and he moved toward a lantern hanging nearby.

He held the letter up to the flickering flame and began to read.

I’m sorry. Judge ordered me to gather some of Ace’s DNA at the alliance meeting. I drugged him and stuck him with a needle. But I had no idea what Judge’s actual plan was. He used the DNA from Ace… and from Sanji to create something. He said it was to make the Vinsmokes the strongest family in the world.

I didn’t know. I swear. I didn’t know until one of the cooks told me Judge had ordered her to prepare baby food. That’s when I realized. He made a baby… with both Ace and Sanji’s DNA. I’m certain he plans to use the child to control them both, maybe even claim both their clans through the kid.

So I took the baby and ran. I didn’t know where else to go. I came to you. Please, protect my nephew. Tell Sanji and Ace I’m sorry.

– Reiju

The note fell from Archer’s fingers before he realized he’d dropped it.

White noise roared in his ears. His heart hammered like it was trying to punch through his ribs. He turned slowly, back to the basket, the soft whimpers now louder, steadier. Almost like someone calling for comfort.

Almost afraid, Archer reached down.

The baby inside was bundled in a dark blue blanket with a little embroidered swirl—Vinsmoke colors. But when Archer lifted the child up and stepped back into the lantern light, he nearly stopped breathing.

Black curls. A slightly curved brow. Freckles scattered across chubby cheeks.

The baby squinted up at him sleepily, the whimper turning into a full wail now. Archer swore under his breath. “Oh gods. You’re... you’re beautiful.”

He cradled the baby against his chest, rocking slightly, half in awe, half in shock.

Then the child opened his eyes.

And Archer nearly dropped him.

Golden.

Those were his eyes. The exact same molten gold.

There wasn’t a single doubt left in Archer’s mind.

This—this tiny thing in his arms—was Ace’s son.

No matter how he’d been made.

Archer’s throat was tight. He looked down at the baby again, whose cries softened now that he was held. Still wide-eyed, still watching him.

He didn’t know what the fuck to do. He wasn’t ready for this. Neither was Ace. Or Sanji.

Goddammit, Reiju.

Snapping out of his haze, Archer took a deep breath and shouted toward the cabins:

“ROSINANTE! ACE! GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE!

His voice cracked like thunder across the deck.

The baby blinked, unbothered.

Archer stood there in the moonlight, barefoot, wide-eyed, clutching a baby who had no business existing—and yet very much did.

He looked back into those golden eyes and felt something strange and terrifying twist in his chest.

“Fuck,” he whispered. “You’re my grandson.”

 

Chapter 133: Sora

Summary:

Smacking
Planning
Calling
Sanji
Zeff
Sengoku
Knitting
Beer

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Archer stood alone on the deck, the wind tugging at his coat, the scent of salt thick in the air, and a warm, wriggling bundle tucked against his chest.

The baby blinked up at him with wide, curious eyes. His little fists waved softly in the air, and his small mouth puckered as if trying to find something to say. Archer smiled faintly and bounced the child gently, heart thrumming in his chest like a drum that hadn’t calmed in hours.

It felt like the first time again. Like holding Ace, Rouge’s tired smile beside him, the world outside cruel and indifferent. And yet—within his arms, everything good and worth fighting for.

How long he’d been standing there, Archer couldn’t tell. It could’ve been minutes. Could’ve been an eternity. He didn’t care. All that mattered was the weight in his arms and the odd, powerful stillness of this moment.

He didn’t even notice the footsteps behind him, or the hushed whispers. Not until a hand touched his shoulder.

“Archer,” Rosinante’s voice was soft but sharp with tension.

Archer blinked and turned, startled out of his trance. Rosinante and Ace stood behind him—both pale, both staring at the baby like they’d seen a ghost. Rosinante’s mouth opened and closed a few times before he gestured wildly between Archer and the baby, his hands practically vibrating with confusion.

“What—who—whose baby is that?” Rosinante asked, his voice cracking toward the end.

Archer tilted his head and deadpanned, “He’s mine. Obviously. From my secret lover. I’ve decided in my old age that I’m done being gay and have suddenly turned straight. Surprise.”

Rosinante stared at him.

Ace let out a choked noise that might’ve been a laugh, or maybe a cry.

Rosinante’s face turned bright red. “Are you out of your goddamn mind?! This is not the time to—Archer, seriously, what the hell is going on?!”

“I was joking,” Archer replied flatly, glancing back down at the baby. “Though I gotta say, the dramatics are appreciated.”

“Archer—”

“It’s mine,” Ace said, cutting in with a shaking voice. His fingers clenched around a crumpled letter, and he held it up like a guilty confession. “He’s mine. Mine and Sanji’s.”

Both older men went still.

The wind, which had once been a soft companion, now felt cold and biting.

Rosinante’s jaw dropped. His eyes snapped to the baby, then to Ace, then back to the baby, like he couldn’t compute the sentence that had just been spoken.

“That’s what the letter says,” Ace muttered, holding it up. His hands were trembling.

There was a long pause. Then Rosinante, voice an octave higher than normal, barked, “INSIDE THE CABIN! NOW!

Archer winced and looked down at the baby, who seemed alarmed by the sudden noise.

“I don’t think he likes being yelled at, Rosi,” Archer said quietly.

“CABIN, ARCHER,” Rosinante growled.

“Yes, dear.”

They moved quickly—Rosinante practically dragging Ace by the collar while Archer cradled the baby protectively, like the kid might vanish into sea foam if he wasn’t careful.

Once the cabin door slammed shut behind them, Rosinante rounded on Ace, wild-eyed.

“Start talking.”

 

Inside the cabin, the air was dense with everything left unsaid. The gentle creak of the ship seemed suddenly louder, as if the Silence itself was holding its breath. Rosinante paced back and forth like a storm barely restrained, muttering a litany of disbelief and half-finished sentences under his breath.

Ace sat on the floor, his back against the wall, head between his knees, clutching the now-creased letter like it might disintegrate if he let go. He looked like a man thrown into the sea with no land in sight.

And Archer? Archer was sitting cross-legged on the floor near the makeshift crib, cooing at the baby like an idiot, making absurd little faces and sounds that would’ve made his crew cry from secondhand embarrassment if they saw him.

The baby gurgled back, clearly delighted. Archer wiggled his eyebrows and said, “You are way too cute for someone who’s already thrown three grown men into full emotional collapse, kid.”

Finally, Rosinante stopped pacing. He turned, ran a hand down his face, and let out a breath that sounded like he was preparing to step into enemy fire.

“Okay,” he said. “So… if I understand this correctly… that baby—that one right there—is a clone? Made using both Ace’s and Sanji’s DNA by that absolute nutcase Judge?”

“Yup,” Archer said, popping the ‘p.’

Rosinante continued, as if needing to hear it out loud to believe it. “And Reiju—Sanji’s sister—brought him to us to save him?”

“Mhm.”

“And he is, biologically, Ace and Sanji’s son.”

“That’s what the letter said,” Archer agreed, tilting his head as he tickled the baby’s belly. “Which makes you and me, by technicality, grandfathers.”

Rosinante opened and closed his mouth like a man who’d forgotten how words worked.

“Yep,” Archer added with a grin. “We’re officially old. Congrats.”

Rosinante made a strangled sound in the back of his throat and looked at Ace, still silent on the floor.

“Kid,” Archer said, gently, and passed the baby to Rosinante, who instinctively took him like he’d done it a hundred times.

Rosinante looked down into the tiny face. His expression shifted in slow motion—from disbelief, to awe, to something soft and warm that melted every sharp edge in his posture. His lips parted. “He has Sanji’s nose,” he murmured. “And Ace’s chin… And your curls and eyes”

“Yeah,” Archer said, watching him with fond amusement. “Welcome to the part where your heart gets hijacked.”

Rosinante barely heard him.

Archer moved over to Ace, crouching down in front of him. “Hey. Hey, kid.”

Nothing.

So Archer did what any self-respecting father would do in such a situation: he smacked his son—lightly, but firmly—on the side of the head.

Ace jerked up, blinking. “Ow—what the hell, Dad?!”

“Snap out of it,” Archer said, voice low and steady. “You’re not drowning. You’re thinking. And panicking. Which is fine. But you gotta breathe, kid.”

Ace looked up at him with haunted eyes. “I don’t know what to do,” he whispered. “I don’t know how to be a dad. I don’t even know what to tell Sanji. What if he doesn’t want this? What if I mess it all up?”

Before Archer could reply, Rosinante—still holding the baby—stormed over and smacked Ace on the top of the head too, harder.

“OW! What is with you two?!”

Rosinante’s voice cracked with heat. “Listen to me, and listen well. No oneabsolutely no one—in this family walks away from their blood. I don’t care how that child came into the world, I don’t care who engineered what. That’s your son, Ace. Your son. And you were raised by us. By me, and by him,” he jabbed a finger toward Archer, “on the foundation that family is something you protect. Something you build, and fight for. So you are not allowed to run. You hear me?”

Ace stared up at him.

Rosinante’s voice dropped. “You love Sanji, don’t you?”

“Of course I do,” Ace muttered.

“Then you owe it to both of them to be present. Be scared. Be messy. But be there.

The cabin was quiet again, save for the baby’s soft breaths.

Ace finally nodded, slowly. “...Okay.”

“Good,” Archer said, standing and offering his hand. “Then let’s start with something simple. We borrow some of baby Arrow’s old clothes, diapers, and formula. Kid’s about the same size, might even fit.”

Rosinante looked at him sharply. “You want to keep him here? On the ship?”

“Unless you have a better idea?” Archer shot back, raising a brow.

Rosinante sighed. “Fine. But you’re on nighttime diaper duty.”

“You’re holding him,” Archer said, grinning. “You’ve already lost.”

Rosinante cursed under his breath.

Archer turned back to Ace. “And after that? We sleep. All of us. We call Sanji tomorrow—via Den Den on the Thousand Sunny. Then Zeff, because the old man’s going to want to know he’s a grandfather.”

Ace blinked. “Zeff’s going to kill me.”

“Zeff’s going to cry,” Archer corrected, “then kill you, probably. But he’ll soften once he sees the baby.”

Ace finally gave a small laugh. “I really don’t know what I’d do without you guys.”

“You don’t have to,” Rosinante said. He walked over and placed the baby back in the crib. “You’ve got us. And your brothers. Sisters. Your entire crew. You’re not alone, Ace.”

Archer clapped his son on the back. “You’re never alone. Not in this family.”

They stood together in the quiet, the three of them, gazing down at the newest addition to their sprawling, unpredictable lineage.

The baby yawned, tiny arms stretching.

“Sora,” Ace murmured. “His name’s Sora.”

Archer raised an eyebrow. “After Sanjis mom?”

Ace nodded. “Yeah.”

Rosinante rubbed a hand over his face. “I’m going to need a drink.”

“And I’m going to need to knit something,” Archer said, suddenly struck with inspiration. “Do we still have that yellow yarn?”

Rosinante stared. “We are at war. We have a baby, no wait—TWO babies. And your instinct is to knit.

Archer grinned. “It’s called multitasking, honey.”

Ace just laughed, tired but lighter.

And the baby—Sora—slept on, safe in the heart of a pirate ship, surrounded by family who were already, irrevocably, his.

 

Morning arrived with golden sunlight slipping through the porthole, cutting soft lines across the wood of the cabin. Archer stretched like a lazy cat, rubbing his eyes and groaning at the familiar ache in his back. Rosinante was already up, fussing with his coat and muttering something about brushing his hair—like that was ever going to fix it.

Ace stood near the crib, bouncing baby Sora in his arms like he’d done it his whole life. His eyes were still tired, but there was a strange calm on his face. It looked good on him.

“You ready?” Archer asked, rolling his shoulders and reaching for his jacket.

Ace looked over at him. “No. But I guess I have to be.”

“That’s the spirit,” Archer said, then snorted. “Fake it till you raise it.”

Rosinante gave him a look. “Please don’t start parenting with pirate slogans.”

“Too late.”

Together, the four of them stepped into the galley just as the scent of food wrapped around them like a warm blanket. Pancakes. Coffee. Toast with butter The crew was already gathered around the long table, plates stacked high and mouths full of morning grumbles.

And then they saw the baby.

Ace stood there awkwardly, Sora nestled in his arms, blinking sleepily up at a room full of pirates who had suddenly gone completely silent.

For ten seconds, not a sound.

Then—

“IS THAT A BABY?!”

“WHERE DID HE COME FROM?!”

“IS IT YOURS?! WHO’S THE MOM—NO, WAIT—WHO’S THE OTHER PARENT?!”

“HE HAS A TINY SOCK! LOOK AT HIS SOCKS!”

The noise exploded all at once. Questions flew like cannonballs, hands flailed, chairs scraped, voices piled on top of one another like they were racing to be the loudest. Tama was already half-standing on the table, and Luc was crawling over someone’s lap just to get closer.

Rosinante, eyes twitching slightly, raised both hands—and snapped his fingers.

Instant silence. The sound-canceling bubble he used was familiar to everyone, and just as effective as ever. Archer didn’t know how Rosinante hadn’t used it on him more often.

“Thank you,” Archer said dryly, then stepped forward. “Alright, everybody listen up—this is important.”

All eyes turned to him. Even the baby blinked.

“This little guy,” Archer said, patting Sora’s head lightly, “is named Sora. He’s Ace’s son.”

A collective gasp rolled through the room.

“And Sanji’s.”

Now the gasp turned into a shriek—well, several shrieks, overlapping like a chorus of scandalized grandmas.

“I’ll explain it more later,” Archer continued, lifting a hand. “But long story short: the Vinsmokes tried to clone a baby using Ace and Sanji’s DNA. Reiju got him out and brought him to us.”

Reiju?” Tama whispered, stunned. “She saved him?”

“Yeah,” Archer nodded. “She did.”

Rosinante added, “We’re calling the Thousand Sunny later today to talk to Sanji. Until then, we’re all giving Ace and Sora whatever they need.”

The moment the sound bubble dropped, it was Tama and Luc who struck first.

“GIVE US OUR NEPHEW!” Luc cried dramatically, arms outstretched.

“ACE, HAND HIM OVER!” Tama pleaded, practically vibrating. “He has baby fingers!

Ace laughed—really laughed—as he gently passed Sora to Tama, who cradled him with the experience of someone who had clearly snuggled every baby they had ever met. Luc leaned in, making little noises, tickling the baby’s foot while whispering, “Hi! I’m your favorite aunt already, just so you know.”

The galley was full again, but this time it wasn’t wild noise—it was laughter, gentle voices, soft cooing. A ship of outlaws and warriors had turned into a nest of doves in mere seconds.

Giles tilted his head as he peered at the baby. “He’s got your eyes, Archer. That eerie gold. Same stare you get when you’re thinking about murder.”

“I’m not thinking about murder right now,” Archer replied mildly.

“You say that,” Pudding said, sliding in next to Giles, “but look at those curls. They’re yours too. That mess of ridiculous waves? No way that’s not Archer’s doing.”

“Curls, yes,” Archer nodded, arms crossed, “but the color—that’s all Ace.”

“Don’t forget the freckles!” Pudding added.

“Freckles are from the Rocks side of the family,” Archer said automatically.

 “Wonderful,” Ace muttered, “I’ve passed down intergenerational freckles. That’s my legacy.”

Raya, who had been leaning against the counter with a mug of coffee and a grin, took a sip and said, “You’re all missing the best part.”

They turned to her.

She pointed at Sora’s brow. “Those. The little curl right above the eyebrow? That’s a Sanji special.”

Everyone leaned in again.

“Oh my god,” Tama whispered. “He does have them.”

“Curly brows!” Luc squealed. “He’s like a tiny, baby Sanji!

“Except cuter,” Ace said. “Don’t tell him I said that.”

The room erupted again, but this time in laughter. Plates clinked, toast was shared, someone poured more coffee, and someone else tried to sneak a syrup-dipped pancake into Sora’s little hand (they were stopped).

Ace looked up from where Tama was handing Sora over to Pudding, and caught Archer’s eye.

He looked overwhelmed still—but not drowning. Not alone.

Archer smiled and gave him a small nod.

 

“Time to call Sanji,” Rosinante said finally, rising to his full height with the kind of softness he used when preparing for impact.

Ace visibly tensed beside Archer, and for once, didn’t argue or stall. He just nodded.

They made their way into the small communications room, where the Den Den Mushi sat on the table, polished and blinking softly as if it could already sense the mood. It was dressed in a little black tuxedo, like it was trying to be helpful. Archer hated that it was almost cute.

Rosinante pressed the dial for the Thousand Sunny’s secure line. The shell clicked softly with each rotation of the dial, and then the ringing started.

Everyone waited.

Ace shifted from foot to foot, cradling Sora in his arms, the baby making a sleepy cooing sound that felt like a thunderclap in the silence. Rosinante stepped over and gently took Sora from him, allowing Ace to stand straighter—but not any steadier.

Finally, the Den Den opened its eyes, and they blinked with a familiar, too-long-lashed flair.

“Hello?” Sanji’s voice chirped, cheerful and relaxed. “Hey Rosi, I was just—wait, is that Ace with you?”

Ace swallowed, visibly trying not to sweat through his shirt. He looked at Archer.

Archer gave a single nod. Steady. Like a lighthouse in the storm. You’ve got this.

And then Ace just went—rushing the words like they might scald him if he let them sit too long.

“Sanji, I—I need to tell you something really important,” Ace began. “It’s about… okay, so your father—Judge—he made a clone. Of us. Of you and me. And Reiju—she got him out. The baby. His name is Sora. She left him with us. He’s mine—he’s ours—and he’s safe, I swear, he’s beautiful and—”

There was a long pause.

Not silent. Vacant.

Then Sanji’s voice came low and distant. “No.”

Click.

The line went dead.

Ace didn’t move. Didn’t breathe. Just stared at the Den Den as if willing it to take the moment back. His mouth was slightly open, and Archer could see the exact second something inside his son folded inward.

Rosinante gently reached out and took Ace’s hand. “Give him time,” he said softly. “You know how Sanji feels about his family. This was never going to be easy for him.”

Ace looked down at their linked hands, his fingers trembling. “I didn’t think he’d hang up. I thought—I thought he’d be upset, but not…”

“Just breathe,” Rosinante said. “He’s scared. And angry. Not at you—at Judge. At the idea of that name getting anywhere near his future.”

Before anything else could be said, the Den Den rang again—this time sounding a little more… frantic.

“Luffy,” Archer muttered, recognizing the number. Rosinante passed the Den Den to him, and sure enough, it blinked open with wide eyes and an even wider mouth.

“WHAT HAPPENED?!” Luffy shouted. “SANJI LEFT THE KITCHEN WITHOUT LOCKING THE FRIDGE! AND HE TOOK THREE OF ZORO’S SAKE BOTTLES AND LOCKED HIMSELF IN THE PANTRY!”

Ace blinked. “Oh god.”

Luffy squinted into the Den Den. “Did you break him?”

Archer took the receiver before Luffy could start accusing anyone of culinary crimes. “He’s not broken, he’s just… spiraling. Listen, Luffy—something happened. A baby happened.”

“WAIT, WHAT?!”

Archer smirked despite himself. “Sanji and Ace have a son. His name is Sora. Don’t ask how—it’s the Germa’s fault. Reiju saved him. He’s here, safe. Looks like a perfect mix of disaster and charm.”

Luffy’s eyes bugged out, and his grin took over the entire Den Den’s face. “I’M AN UNCLE?! FOR REAL?!”

Ace gave a tiny nod. “Yeah.”

“THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER! Okay, we’re gonna talk to Sanji. He’s being dramatic. Zoro already tried to break into the pantry but Sanji threw flour at him. Don’t worry, we got this! Ace, you can count on me!”

And just like that, Luffy hung up.

Archer sighed and leaned back in his chair. “That went better than expected.”

Rosinante was still holding Sora, who had decided this was a great time for a nap. Ace looked like he was somewhere between a breakdown and a full mental reboot.

“Alright,” Archer said, rolling up his sleeves. “Time to bring in the big guns.”

Rosinante raised an eyebrow. “Sengoku?”

“Worse. Zeff.”

Even Ace winced at that.

Archer spun the dial for Baratie’s private line. The Den Den took a moment to connect, and when it did, it opened its eyes looking tired and crabby.

“What the hell do you want?” came the unmistakable bark of the former pirate chef.

Archer grinned. “Good morning to you too, old man. Listen, we’ve got a situation.”

Zeff’s voice shifted to something dangerous. “If you broke Sanji—”

“I didn’t,” Archer interrupted. “Germa did. Long story short, Judge made a baby using Ace and Sanji’s DNA. Reiju rescued him and left him with us. Kid’s name is Sora. Looks like a tiny pastry-loving assassin. Sanji just found out and locked himself in a pantry with liquor and trauma.”

There was a pause.

Then Zeff exploded.

“THAT IRON-HEADED MONSTER! I TOLD HIM I’D KILL HIM IF HE EVER TOUCHED SANJI AGAIN—AND NOW HE’S MADE ME A GRANDFATHER? I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS! I CAN’T EVEN RETIRE WITHOUT YOUR DAMN NAME FOLLOWING ME! I’M CURSED! CURSED!

Archer, completely unbothered, leaned against the wall. “Aw, come on, admit it—you’re thrilled. Besides, now you’ll never be rid of me. Lucky you.”

“LUCKY ME?!” Zeff practically roared. “YOU’RE A WALKING HEADACHE WITH FRECKLES! I SWEAR TO THE SEA GODS—”

“You love me,” Archer cut in.

“Like a hernia!”

Archer grinned. “Then get your leg polished, old man. We’ve got a grandson to introduce you to.”

Zeff sighed the loudest sigh in recorded history. “Fine. But I’m bringing pastries. And I swear, if that kid has those cursed curly brows, I’m blaming you personally.”

“Oh, he definitely does.”

Zeff groaned. “I’m too old for this.”

“Then hurry,” Archer said. “Before you miss the good part.”

He hung up with a smirk, looked at Rosinante and Ace—and their sleeping bundle of baby—and said, “Well, that went well.”

Rosinante laughed quietly. “You call that ‘well’?”

“I call that ‘Zeff didn’t start throwing knives.’ So yes.”

Ace finally chuckled, small and tired but real.

 

With a shit-eating grin that promised trouble, Archer leaned across the table, elbows resting on the wood with a casual air that Rosinante knew all too well. That grin had gotten them into more brawls, and wild misadventures than he could count.

Rosinante narrowed his eyes. “What?”

Archer slowly slid the Den Den Mushi closer, one finger pushing it across the polished surface like he was offering a rare delicacy. “There’s one more person we need to call.”

Rosinante leaned back slightly, suspicious. “Who?”

Archer’s grin widened, eyes gleaming gold in the lamplight. “Your darling father. I think it’s time we told Sengoku that he’s a great-granddad.”

Rosinante went pale so fast it was like someone had thrown a white sheet over his soul.

“No,” he said flatly, already shaking his head. “Absolutely not.”

“Oh, come on,” Archer crooned. “Don’t you want to see the look on his face? I mean, I do. You should do the honors. It’s only fair. He loves you.”

Rosinante narrowed his eyes further. “You want me to tell Sengoku that I now have a grandchild because Sanji and Ace were cloned by a mad scientist.”

“Yes,” Archer replied brightly. “Exactly. You get it.”

Rosinante’s sigh sounded like it came from the depths of the afterlife.

Archer, not one to waste time when a good plan was unfolding, stood up and walked over to Ace, who was still sitting stiffly by the table. His eyes hadn’t left the Den Den since Sanji hung up. His hands were clenched around the edges of his pants, knuckles pale.

Archer gently pried the baby out of Ace’s arms.

“Come on, flamebrain,” he said, adjusting Sora against his chest. “You and your papa are gonna break the news to granddad together.”

Ace blinked up at him. “You’re not staying?”

“I have a very important mission,” Archer said seriously. “We need baby clothes. Arrow has some, Raya knows where they are, and Brûlée is the only one who can fetch both Zeff and Sengoku. So I need to strategically bribe her before she starts charging us emotional taxes.”

Ace gave a tiny, choked laugh despite himself. Rosinante, meanwhile, was staring at the Den Den like it had personally betrayed him.

“Good luck,” Archer said cheerfully as he moved toward the door. He paused in the frame, turning slightly to toss a wink over his shoulder. “Oh, and try not to let him have a stroke. He’s not young anymore.”

As the receiver began to ring and the Den Den blinked awake, Archer vanished down the corridor with Sora tucked securely in his arms.

Archer found Raya sunbathing on deck with a drink in one hand and a book in the other, half-reading and half-dozing like a cat in the sun. Giles was sitting cross-legged nearby, humming a tune and watching the clouds.

“Raya,” Archer said, holding up the baby like a royal decree. “I need your fashion expertise.”

Raya squinted up at him. “That sounds made-up.”

“It is,” he said. “But Sora needs clothes, and I know Arrow’s got some that would fit.”

She sat up immediately, eyeing the baby. “Oh my god, he’s wearing the same onesie as yesterday.”

“He spit up on the other one during breakfast,” Archer said. “Also, Brûlée needs to go fetch Zeff and your favorite former Fleet Admiral.”

Raya whistled. “Big guns.”

“Big temper, more like it,” Archer muttered. “Rosinante’s dialing as we speak.”

Raya laughed. “I hope the Den Den doesn’t melt.”

“I hope he survives long enough to scream,” Archer said, handing her the baby. “You entertain His Royal Chubbiness while I bribe the mirror witch.”

Giles looked up from his humming. “Brûlée said last week she’d accept a box of spiced cookies and a foot massage.”

Archer blinked. “I’ll give her a box of cookies if you give her the foot massage.”

Giles immediately shook his head. “I have dignity.”

“No you don’t,” Archer said, already heading toward the galley. “You sang a sea shanty about pickles last night.”

“I stand by that performance,” Giles called after him.

 

Meanwhile, back in the communications room, Rosinante held the receiver in a hand that was not shaking—no sir, it was perfectly steady, just a little… clammy. Ace sat beside him, looking slightly terrified but supportive, like a man about to watch someone else walk into a lion’s den.

The Den Den blinked as Sengoku’s face appeared, full of sleepy irritation.

“What is it, son?” Sengoku grumbled, scratching his mustache. “You never call unless Archer or Luffy has blown something up.”

Rosinante inhaled slowly, ignoring the way Ace was giving him pleading eyes and silent encouragement.

“Dad,” Rosinante said, trying to keep his tone light. “I have some… surprising news.”

Sengoku’s brows furrowed. “Are you injured?”

“No.”

“My grandbabies?”

“No.”

Is Archer the cause of someone else being injured?”

Rosinante hesitated. “... Not directly.”

Sengoku narrowed his eyes. “Son.”

“I’m a grandfather.”

There was a beat of silence. Then—

“WHAT?!”

Ace winced.

Rosinante continued quickly, “Judge cloned Ace and Sanji. Reiju rescued the baby and left him with us. His name is Sora. He’s fine. He’s very cute. Healthy. A little fireball, literally.”

“You mean to tell me,” Sengoku growled, “that Vinsmoke Judge made a baby out of your son and his boyfriend, and now I’m a great-grandfather?!”

“Yes,” Rosinante said.

“I AM GOING TO THROW MYSELF INTO THE OCEAN!”

Ace leaned forward. “It’s not that bad—”

YOU SHUT UP BOY, I’M STILL PROCESSING!”

Sengoku groaned into the receiver, and they both heard something crash in the background.

Then came a loud, dramatic sigh.

“I want to see him,” Sengoku muttered. “This baby. This clone grandchild. I want to see the madness for myself.”

Rosinante gave a weak smile. “We’ll arrange it. Archer’s working on it now.”

“Oh, wonderful,” Sengoku muttered. “I can’t wait to be stuck on a ship full of emotionally unstable pirates and a baby with potential fire powers. What a joyous day.”

He hung up.

Rosinante slumped forward, exhaling like he’d just survived a war.

Ace patted his shoulder. “You did great.”

“I think I lost a year of my life,” Rosinante muttered.

 

Turned out, Archer didn’t even need to bribe Brûlée.

He’d come prepared—box of cookies in one hand, the promise of a foot rub in the other (though he fully planned to pawn that off on Giles)—but she had waved him off with a wicked smirk.

“Oh no, darling,” she had purred. “You don’t owe me a thing. Watching Zeff and Sengoku lose their ancient little minds will be payment enough.”

Archer grinned, the grin that usually meant something was going to get broken or blown up—or both.

“Ah, so you do have taste,” he said, and the two of them stood in the hallway for a solid ten seconds, rubbing their hands together like they were planning world domination.

Once Brûlée was off to collect the old cranky bastards, Archer had work to do. Important, deeply noble work.

First stop: Luc and Tama.

He found them racing paper boats down the galley table, utterly unsupervised.

“You two,” Archer called, pointing dramatically. “Mission time.”

Tama blinked. “Are we killing someone?”

“Nope, not right now” Archer said. “You’re helping Raya dig through baby clothes. I need you to find things that don’t smell like seaweed and haven’t been chewed on by Arrow.”

“Arrow chews on clothes?” Luc asked, disturbed.

“He’s a very enthusiastic toddler,” Archer said. “You’ll see.”

They saluted him with gusto and ran off. Satisfied, Archer wandered until he found Pudding and Penguin chatting outside the infirmary.

“Congratulations,” he said, handing them the warm, sleepy Sora. “You’ve been promoted to babysitters.”

Pudding blinked. “Wait, what?”

“I have a blanket to knit,” Archer said, already backing away.

“Shouldn’t you—?”

“Knitting,” Archer repeated. “So important. So warm. So yellow.”

Penguin stared at him. “You’re serious.”

“Yup” Archer said, before spinning on his heel and marching off.

Archer finally retrieved his knitting bag from under a pile of novels, letters, and a half-solved puzzle. He sat on the couch, pulled out the yellow yarn, and got to work.

His fingers moved quickly, looping the soft yarn with practiced ease. The beginnings of the blanket had a nice texture—not too tight, not too loose. Perfect for a fire baby who might ignite at any moment.

A few minutes later, Timble and Gin showed up.

“Whatcha making?” Gin asked, flopping onto the nearby beanbag.

“Blanket for Sora,” Archer said, squinting at a particularly annoying stitch.

“I thought you hated yellow,” Timble said, sitting beside him.

“I do,” Archer replied. “But Rosinante said yellow is warm and comforting and good for babies, and apparently I’m a sucker for my man’s opinions.”

Timble grinned. “You’re a big softie.”

“Blame him,” Archer said. “I was emotionally unavailable and feral before I met him.”

They laughed, and for a while, the three of them just sat in companionable silence. Gin chatted about a new dish he was working on. Timble offered unsolicited critiques of Archer’s color palette. Archer grumbled and knitted faster.

He was halfway through a row when Rosinante and Ace appeared, looking like they had just barely survived a minefield.

Both were pale and glistening with a nervous sweat. Rosinante’s collar was rumpled, and Ace looked like he hadn’t unclenched since sunrise.

“Well,” Archer said, not looking up from his yarn, “someone clearly told the admiral.”

I hate you,” Rosinante said weakly.

Ace flopped down on the couch next to Archer. “He said he was going to throw himself in the ocean.”

“Classic Sengoku,” Archer muttered. “Did he rant about my corrupting influence?”

“No,” Rosinante said, dragging a hand down his face. “He said I was a disappointment and that I should have ‘thrown you off the ship just for good measure.’”

Archer beamed. “Really?”

Ace just groaned and sank lower into the cushions. Archer patted his leg.

Then came the flicker of light and shift in air pressure that meant Brûlée had returned.

“Brace yourselves,” Archer said, setting down the blanket.

From the mirror stepped Brûlée, holding the portal open like a curtain. And through it stomped Zeff and Sengoku—both scowling, both immediately assessing the room like generals entering enemy territory.

“WHERE IS HE?” Zeff barked.

“WHERE IS MY GREAT-GRANDSON?!” Sengoku bellowed over him.

Archer raised his hand. “Hello to you too.”

“Don’t sass me, you damn trouble magnet,” Sengoku snapped, marching straight for Archer. “Where’s the kid?”

“Currently with Penguin and Pudding,” Archer said. “Would you like to sit down before—”

Zeff was already gone, practically sprinting toward the hallway. Sengoku followed a beat later, muttering about babies and idiots and cloning and how he was too old for this.

Brûlée shut the mirror with a satisfied little smirk.

“Worth it?” Archer asked her.

“Oh, absolutely,” she purred.

Timble turned to Archer. “You gonna check on them?”

Archer held up the blanket again. “I’m trusting Penguin not to let Sengoku drop the kid and Zeff not to try and deep-fry him. Besides, I have five more inches to finish before I can switch colors.”

“Knitting while two old men yell about science babies,” Gin said, marveling. “You really are living the dream.”

Archer smirked, threading the needle through another loop. “Indeed I am.”

Ace laughed softly from the couch.

Footsteps thundered back down the hallway—Sengoku’s voice loud and incredulous: “HE LOOKS LIKE BOTH OF THEM. I CAN’T UNSEE IT.”

Zeff yelled back: “I’M HOLDING HIM. I GET TO HOLD HIM FIRST, NAVY!”

Timble glanced at the door. “Should we stop them?”

Archer just smiled and kept knitting. “Nope. I’m getting a beer.”

Chapter 134: Planning genocide

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Lunch was suspiciously peaceful.

Zeff wasn’t yelling. Sengoku wasn’t pacing. Gin hadn’t been stabbed for putting paprika in something old man Zeff deemed sacred. In fact, Zeff had just taken a second helping of stew with a quiet grunt of approval.

Archer squinted at him, fork halfway to his mouth.

“You okay over there, grandpa?”

Zeff didn’t even look up. “The brat knows his flavors.”

Everyone at the table froze for a split second—Katakuri especially, who’d been sitting like a stone next to Gin with one protective hand on the younger man’s shoulder. The tension in the room was thick enough to spoon. Archer was pretty sure if Zeff had insulted the food, Katakuri would’ve launched the old man through the wall, regardless of age or legacy.

Not that Zeff would’ve gone down easy. Archer still had his money on the old goat in a kitchen brawl. But hey, the ship only had so many walls.

So really, it was lucky.

Conversation picked back up after that like someone had turned the dial down from ‘murder’ to ‘mildly concerned.’

Naturally, the topic—again—was baby Sora.

And more specifically, the bizarre, slightly deranged reality that the kid existed at all.

“So let me get this straight,” Penguin said slowly, sipping his tea. “Sanji did not consent to his DNA being used in this… endeavor?”

“Nope,” Ace said, poking at his rice. “I didn’t either.”

Zeff snorted. “You were drugged boy.”

“He locked himself in the pantry,” Rosinante added gently, bouncing a sleepy Sora in his arms. “Hasn’t come out since we told him.”

“He hung up on me!” Ace exclaimed. “Mid-sentence!”

“He’s processing,” Brûlée said with a dramatic roll of her eyes. “Give him time. He’ll come around.”

“Luffy hasn’t called back yet,” Archer said suddenly, the words slipping out like a leak in a hull.

Rosinante looked over at him, brows rising in that way he always did when he knew something deeper was going on behind Archer’s frown.

“What’re you thinking so hard about, love?”

Archer set his chopsticks down. He didn’t really mean to say it, but it came out anyway—sarcastic, exasperated, and tinged with disbelief.

“I told all the boys to wrap it before they tap it. I gave the speech! Multiple times! But never in a thousand years did I think it would be the gay son who ended up with a kid!”

A beat of silence. And then:

“What the fuck are the odds?” he added, gesturing wildly. “I mean, really? That’s irony, right? Because if you’d asked me who’d get saddled with surprise offspring, my money would’ve been on Sabo!”

Around the table, groans and laughter erupted.

Raya nearly choked on her drink. Giles let out a wheeze that might’ve been a laugh or a gasp. Even Sengoku looked like he was struggling not to smirk.

“Wait, why Sabo?” asked Luc from the far end of the table.

Archer pointed at him. “Because he’s irresponsible with feelings and has blue doe eyes.”

“Wait, what does that have to do—?”

“I stand by it,” Archer said firmly, while Rosinante just sighed beside him, the corners of his mouth twitching like he was trying not to laugh.

Rosinante, bless his patient soul, took command of the room before it devolved further.

Cradling Sora with one arm, he cleared his throat and said, “Alright, here’s the plan.”

Archer leaned back, letting him talk. This was Rosinante’s moment. Archer had done the talking, yelling, and mildly traumatizing earlier.

“After lunch,” Rosinante said, “Brûlée is going to take me, Zeff, and Ace over to the Thousand Sunny.”

Ace blinked. “We are?”

“We are,” Rosinante confirmed, gently bouncing Sora. “We’re going to talk to Sanji. Calmly. So he understands that no one expects him to suddenly be ready—but also that Sora deserves to have both his dads in his life.”

Zeff gave a thoughtful grunt, which Archer translated as “good idea” in old-man speak.

“Wait, no me?” Archer asked, raising a brow. “I’m not invited to the family meeting?”

Rosinante gave him a look. “No. You’d end up yelling or smacking him.”

“I wouldn’t—” Archer started, then sighed and crossed his arms. “Okay, I probably would.”

“Exactly.”

“I mean,” Archer muttered, “who slams the phone on their baby’s other dad? That’s just rude.”

Ace looked guilty. “I was kind of… intense about it.”

“You yelled, didn’t you?”

“I might have.”

Archer patted his arm. “Don’t worry, kiddo. I’d have yelled too.”

The table fell quiet for a moment, everyone quietly chewing and digesting, emotionally and physically.

Sora gave a little hiccupping laugh as if he understood exactly what was going on.

Archer softened, just a little, watching his husband hold their grandson like he’d done it every day of his life.

This wasn’t how Archer had ever pictured his future. Not in a million years. But as he watched the people around him—family, crewmates, old enemies turned allies—he felt something settle in his chest.

Sora giggled again, and Rosinante looked up, eyes warm.

Archer smirked. “Tell me when Sanji throws a ladle at you.”

Rosinante just smiled back. “Only if it hits Ace first.”

“Rude,” Ace muttered.

 

Once Rosinante, Ace, Zeff, and Brûlée vanished through the mirror—Ace grumbling, Rosinante smiling, and Zeff muttering about kicking sense into blond eggplants—Archer finally felt the weight of silence settle over the ship.

Not peace. Just quiet.

Arrow and Sora were sleeping. Tugged in like little burritos under soft blankets. Sengoku had tucked them in himself and then, somehow, passed out in the rocking chair nearby like a fossil finally finding its shelf. The man looked like he’d aged three years in one afternoon.

Archer let him sleep. Old fucker probably needed it.

But there wasn’t time to sit and watch grandpas drool into their coats.

Archer stepped out onto the deck and took a deep breath. His golden eyes swept the ship, then he clapped his hands loud enough to wake a logia.

“Alright, crew! Family nap time is in effect, which means we’re on the clock. Everyone who isn’t actively passed out or changing diapers, get your asses to the planning room. Now.”

There was some shuffling and muttered cursing. But one by one, they came. Raya with her ever-present flask, Katakuri adjusting his scarf, Penguin and Pudding with matching annoyed yawns. Even Luc stumbled in, hair tousled from what had probably been an interrupted nap.

Gin brought snacks, because of course he did.

When everyone had gathered around the table, Archer looked them over. His crew. His family.

“So,” Archer began, resting his hands flat on the table. “While Rosinante, Ace, and Zeff are off dealing with the latest family implosion none of us fucking asked for, we are going to talk business.”

He straightened up and snapped his fingers toward Giles.

“That business being: the impending attack on Mary Geoise.”

A few of them stiffened. Luc went pale. Raya took a slow sip from her flask but didn’t interrupt. Giles adjusted his glasses and nodded.

Archer continued.

“The revolution’s already started the fight. The Roaring Pirates and their allied fleets are en route. Alabasta’s rebels are moving. Sengoku’s gathered his deserters. The world’s about to burn, and we are not about to be left out.”

There were a few grim nods.

“So,” Archer said, walking toward the whiteboard that Raya had rolled out. “Brainstorm time. If this is going to be the final clash—if we’re putting everything on the line—then I want names. I want a list of every ugly bastard we can expect to meet when we kick in the Celestial Dragon’s front door.”

Giles raised his hand, as polite as ever. “The Five Elders.”

“Obviously,” Archer muttered. “Fucking fossils with too many secrets.”

Raya scribbled the name on the board, teeth clenched around the marker cap.

“Their guards,” Giles added. “The Holy Knights.”

“Do we know who they are yet?” Shachi asked.

“No,” Giles said. “But we know they’re strong enough to warrant being a last line of defense for the Gorosei. Which means they’ll be there. Probably with the full force of whatever power they’ve kept hidden.”

“Great,” Archer muttered. “Keep going.”

“Admirals,” Giles continued. “Maybe all of them. Maybe just one or two.”

Archer rolled his neck. “If I see Akainu, I’m breaking his jaw.”

“You’ll have to get in line,” Raya said under her breath.

“Put him on the board anyway.”

Raya added Akainu with a little skull next to the name.

Giles cleared his throat. “CP0. If the Celestial Dragons are under threat, then the World Government will throw every shadow it has to keep them safe. Rob Lucci and whoever else they’ve still got standing.”

“Fine. Put them down.”

More names went up on the board.

“Anyone else?”

There was a long pause. Then Giles hesitated. “If we’re… really unlucky…”

Archer raised a brow. “Go on.”

“…Blackbeard.”

A groan rolled through the room like thunder. Archer rubbed his temple.

“Yeah. That tracks.”

“He’s a wild card,” Giles said. “But if there’s a power vacuum forming, he’ll want to be in the middle of it. He might side with no one. Or with everyone. Or just show up to make a mess and steal what he can.”

“Typical cockroach behavior,” Archer muttered.

Raya added Blackbeard to the board, but circled it. “Wildcard,” she said.

Archer sighed and looked at the mess of names now scrawled across their planning board. So many enemies. So many unknowns.

They were walking into a war.

He turned back to the crew. “Alright. Now that we know the size of the flaming shitshow we’re about to land in, we need strategy. We can’t just punch our way through this—well, I mean, we could—but it’d be smarter to actually aim for once.”

“Who’s the primary target?” Luc asked. “The Elders?”

“They’re the root of it,” Giles said. “But if we take out their support—their dogs, their shadows, their armies—they fall easier.”

“So divide and conquer?” Timble suggested.

Archer pointed at him. “Exactly. We’ll split the fleet. Assign squads to take on specific forces. We coordinate with the revolutionaries, see what fronts they’re already pushing, and pick our gaps.”

“And us?” Raya asked. “Where are we going?”

Archer grinned. “Wherever the fighting’s worst.”

A few of them laughed. Of course they did.

Because that was always the answer.

The Silence would be loudest where the world cracked open.

Archer walked over to the board again, eyes narrowing.

“There’s no version of this where we all come back without scars. Some of us might not come back at all. So if any of you want out—if any of you want to bow out before we set fire to the throne—now’s the time.”

No one moved.

Not a twitch.

Not even Luc or Tama.

Archer’s chest tightened.

He nodded. “Alright then.”

He turned back, gaze fierce, a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth.

“Let’s burn the fucking sky.”

“Everyone knows what they need to do,” he said. “So get to it.”

He pointed to Raya and Timble first. “You two are on poisons and explosives. I want enough boom to make the Elders piss themselves. And I’m not talking your usual handheld fireworks. I want bombs that could make a mountain nervous.”

Raya cracked her knuckles with a smirk. “You want screaming, shrieking death or slow, excruciating agony?”

Timble, ever the cheerful one, offered, “Why not both?”

Archer gave a grim smile. “Exactly the kind of energy I want.”

He shifted his focus. “Giles, you’re on navigation. I don’t care if Mary Geoise is floating, shifting, or fucking cursed, I want us in and out with no surprises on our path. If the terrain’s unfamiliar, make it familiar. Study anything we can find—maps, old records, legends scrawled on a napkin. I don’t care.”

Giles nodded without hesitation, already pulling a notebook from his coat. “I’ll need help combing old intel. I’ll rope Luc and Tama in.”

“Good,” Archer said.

He turned to Pudding, who had been leaning against the wall with her arms crossed, a faint scowl on her face.

“You’re on medical prep, with Raya backing you. I want everything from painkillers to stitches to whatever crazy black-market stim-shots you keep hidden in that spooky little bag of yours. We’ll have wounded. Lots of them.”

“I’ll need help carrying the crates,” Pudding muttered. 

“Rosinante will help carry,” Archer said without missing a beat.

Next, he locked eyes with Gin and Katakuri, then nodded toward Penguin who had been sharpening a blade like it owed him money.

“You three are weapons,” Archer said. “I want everything inspected. Polished, loaded, tested. Guns, blades, seastone, whatever we’ve got—if it can kill, it better be ready. And I mean ready yesterday.”

“We’ve got a few things I can finish,” Gin said, already sounding distracted.

Katakuri’s quiet rumble followed. “I’ll reinforce the armory. Some of those blasts might reach the ship.”

“Do it,” Archer replied. “We can’t afford to lose the Silence halfway through.”

Then his voice changed slightly—less bark, more business.

“Meanwhile, I’ll try to get ahold of Sabo. If that fails, I’ll try Ivankov. And if that fails...”

He exhaled through his nose.

“...ugh. Dragon.”

The room was quiet for a beat. Even Timble winced.

“No one tell Rosinante I said that,” Archer added. “He’ll never stop gloating.”

Raya grinned, “He already thinks you secretly like Dragon.”

“I’d rather kiss a cactus,” Archer muttered. “But we need intel. The revolution is already attacking Mary Geoise. I need to know where they’re hitting, when they hit, and how deep they plan to go. We don’t need to trip over each other once we land.”

He tapped the table twice before continuing.

“We’ve been there before. Burned part of it down.”

A few smiles crept across faces—Raya’s especially.

“But this time,” Archer said, voice hardening, “we’re not there for riches or symbolic damage. We’re going for the core. The root of all this.”

He stepped closer to the board and jabbed a finger at the names already scrawled across it.

“The Elders. The Holy Knights. The Admirals. CP0. If they’re breathing and standing in our way, they go down.”

He turned away from the board and looked around the room.

“The Celestial Dragons?” Archer said. “Leave them.”

More than one crew member blinked.

“Unless,” Archer added, lifting a finger, “the ugly shits try something. Then all bets are off. Otherwise? We go for the heavy hitters. Cut the head off the snake.”

Timble raised a hand. “What if we’re close enough to grab one of their rings or those stupid fancy coats? They’re good for resale.”

Archer gave him a look.

“No.”

Timble sighed dramatically and slumped back in his seat.

Giles raised a more serious question. “Are we coordinating directly with the revolutionaries on any fronts?”

“I’ll try to make it happen,” Archer replied. “But worst case, we move independently. We hit fast and hard, clean up after ourselves, and keep out of the way of friendly fire. Our allies will know we’re there. That’s enough for now.”

He glanced toward the doors, thinking about Rosinante, Ace, and Zeff on the Sunny. Thinking about baby Sora, the boy none of them saw coming. Thinking about how easily this entire mission could unravel if they didn’t act with precision.

He turned back to his crew, pulling in a breath, then letting it out slow.

“I know this feels huge. And it is. But if anyone’s equipped to do this, it’s us. We’ve crawled out of fire and worse. And we’ve come back louder every time.”

He didn’t smile. Didn’t shout.

He didn’t need to.

They were listening.

He nodded once. “Meeting’s over. You know your jobs. Get to it.”

No one saluted. That wasn’t their style. But chairs scraped, notebooks closed, weapons were gathered. They moved fast and with purpose, like gears in a well-oiled machine. A strange, violent, and oddly loyal machine.

As they filed out one by one, Archer stayed back a moment, hands on the table, eyes lingering on the names scrawled across the board.

Five Elders.

Admirals.

Holy Knights.

Blackbeard.

He muttered under his breath, “Let’s see who bleeds first.”

Then he left the room.

 

Archer hadn’t expected it to be easy, but the den den mushi picked up after barely one ring. The moment Sabo’s familiar voice came through—tinged with static and smoke but undeniably chipper—Archer blinked.

“Hey, Dad! Took you long enough to call,” Sabo said, as if they’d just spoken yesterday and not... however many months or weeks it had been.

“You’re a brat,” Archer muttered, but he couldn’t help the small smile. “Didn’t expect you to answer so damn fast. Figured you’d be too busy blowing something up.”

“I am,” Sabo replied proudly. “But I always have time for you. What’s up?”

There was a pause. Archer’s smirk curled wider. Might as well drop the bomb early.

“Well, you’re an uncle now.”

Dead silence.

“…What?”

Archer took a deep breath. “Ace and Sanji—don’t ask how—got a clone-baby. Little squishy thing. Looks like someone shrunk Ace in the wash. I think he even came out with a little curly eyebrow.”

“WHAT?” Sabo deadpanned. “What the fuck are you talking about?”

Archer barked a laugh. “I’m completely serious! Reiju dropped of the baby to us! I was there. It’s been a day. Name’s Sora.”

The other end groaned loud enough to make the den den mushi frown. “I can’t leave you people alone for five minutes without some sort of biological anomaly showing up.”

“You sound just like your Law,” Archer teased.

“Because he’s the only sane one,” Sabo muttered, then added, “Which is horrifying in itself.”

Archer chuckled, flicking ash overboard. “Anyway, congratulations, Uncle Sabo.”

“I’m not ready for this,” Sabo replied, sounding scandalized. “I haven’t even figured out my own shit yet.”

“Speaking of,” Archer said smoothly, “Have you finally stopped being a coward and confessed your undying love to Koala, or are you still skirting around it like a little bitch?”

A second groan, louder this time. “Why do you do this to me?”

“Because I care.”

“I am currently attacking the Holy Land, dad.”

“That doesn’t mean you can’t multitask! What if you get blown up tomorrow? You wanna die without ever kissing that poor girl?”

“You are the worst father.”

“You’re welcome.”

Sabo sighed, long and suffering. “I’m working on it, okay? She knows something’s up. I think. But it’s a little hard to get romantic while we’re elbow-deep in Celestial Dragon bunkers.”

“Excuses, excuses,” Archer sang.

“Okay, enough,” Sabo snapped, but there was no heat behind it—just the tired affection of someone who had long since accepted that his family was a deeply unhinged mess. “What did you actually call about?”

Archer's grin settled into something firmer. “We’re coming.”

“…What?”

“The Roaring Pirates,” Archer said. “We’re joining the assault. We’re not sitting this one out. And if Dragon’s got a problem with it, he can go take a long walk off a short sky island.”

There was a brief pause before Sabo let out a short laugh.

“Actually, he said he was hoping you’d show up.”

Archer blinked. “...He did?”

“Yeah. Said he needed the ruthlessness of the Roaring Pirates. His words, not mine.”

That made Archer pause.

He didn’t like Dragon. He didn’t trust him. But hearing that? That was a little flattering.

“...Huh,” Archer said.

Sabo chuckled. “Don’t let it go to your head.”

“It’s already there,” Archer smirked. “Tell me where you want us to start our end of the assault. I’m not going in blind. We’ve already got intel, but I want your side too.”

Sabo gave a quick summary—coordinates, timing, which parts of the Holy Land were already under fire and which still held strong. He spoke fast, but clear, and Archer committed every word to memory.

When they finally hung up, Archer was still smirking. He hadn’t felt this focused in weeks.

He turned to step back into the strategy room—only to find Rosinante standing in the doorway, arms folded, lips curled in a small, amused smile.

“Hey,” Archer said.

“Hey yourself,” Rosinante replied. “I leave you alone for a few hours and you start planning global upheaval?”

“Not my fault,” Archer shrugged. “You went off to family drama. I stayed behind and planned a genocide.”

Rosinante sighed. Loudly.

“You can’t just say that like it’s a normal Tuesday.”

“Well, it was a normal Tuesday until the Five Elders made it personal.”

Rosinante stepped further into the room and leaned against the doorframe. “You good?”

Archer looked at him for a long second. Really looked.

Rosinante’s jacket still smelled faintly of hospital antiseptic. His hair was mussed. His eyes were tired, but warm.

Archer gave a small shrug. “Yeah. I think so.”

Rosinante tilted his head. “Sabo okay?”

“Loud, dramatic, deeply annoyed by me. So, fine.”

“Still not with Koala?”

“Nope.”

Rosinante snorted. “Coward.”

“That’s what I said!”

Archer leaned in and pressed a kiss to his husband’s mouth, slow and lingering, before resting his forehead against Rosinante’s.

“You good?” he asked quietly.

Rosinante nodded, but it was the kind of nod Archer didn’t trust—too practiced, too automatic. He drew back just enough to see his face.

“How’d it go with Sanji?” Archer asked. “Still pretending that Sora isn’t his?”

Rosinante sighed, tugging off his gloves and stuffing them into his coat pocket. “He was in the pantry. Drunk off his ass. Zeff had to kick the door in to get to him.”

Archer arched a brow. “Wait—Zeff kicked in the pantry door?”

Rosinante nodded. “Yanked Sanji out by the collar. Then started yelling.”

“God, I love that old man,” Archer muttered. “What’d he yell?”

Rosinante mimicked Zeff’s gruff tone with surprising accuracy. “Something like, ‘Sora didn’t ask to be made, you little shit! You hate your old man so much? Fine. Be better than him! Don’t run out on your own kid just because you’re scared!’

Archer snorted. “Classic Zeff.”

“He told Sanji that Sora needed him. And so did Ace. That if he had time to wallow in whiskey, he had time to step the hell up.”

“Damn,” Archer said, leaning back against the table behind him. “So…what did Sanji say?”

“He asked for time,” Rosinante replied with a shrug. “Said he needed to think.”

Archer made a face, somewhere between a scowl and a grimace. “That’s not exactly the answer I was hoping for.”

“Better than a flat-out no,” Rosinante pointed out gently.

“Barely.”

“I don’t think he’s gonna run,” Rosinante said. “He’s scared. But not gone.”

Archer ran a hand through his hair, dragging it back from his face with a sharp exhale. “Yeah. You’re right.”

There was a pause, filled only by the distant creak of the ship’s boards and the occasional call of a seagull. Then Rosinante glanced toward the hallway, almost like he was debating whether to say something.

“What?” Archer asked, catching the look. “Spill it.”

Rosinante straightened a little. “The Straw Hats have a new crewmember.”

Archer’s head snapped up. “They what?”

“Yeah.”

“Who?”

“You’re not gonna like it.”

“Rosi.”

Rosinante cleared his throat. “Loki.”

Archer blinked.

Then blinked again.

“…Come again?”

“Loki.”

Archer stared, then let out a bark of laughter. “No. No. You mean ‘I-killed-my-own-father-and-laugh-about-it’ Loki?”

Rosinante nodded once, solemn.

“That big bastard? That Loki?” Archer asked again, incredulous. “The one who used to crush people’s heads for fun when he was bored?”

“That’s the one.”

Archer pushed off the table and began to pace the room, hands flailing. “How the fuck are they gonna haul his oversized ass around without the Thousand Sunny sinking to the bottom of the ocean? Did they reinforce the hull? Did Franky weld a second ship onto the first? Do they make him swim beside them with a rope in his mouth?!”

Rosinante stood there, arms folded, watching the tirade with something approaching fond exasperation.

“I—What was Luffy thinking? I know he’s nuts, but he’s not that nuts! What did he see in him? He recruits people with potential, not walking demolition!”

Rosinante opened his mouth to speak, but Archer was on a roll now.

“And don’t even get me started on Loki’s ego. He probably demanded to be called ‘king’ or some stupid shit. I bet Robin made a joke and he didn’t get it. Or worse, mansplained it back to her.

“Archer—”

“Zoro better be keeping him in check,” Archer snapped. “That or Nami’s charging him three times the usual share just for oxygen. And if he touches Chopper, I swear to all the gods, I will personally carve his name into the seafloor.

Archer—

“What?!”

Rosinante held up a hand. “Luffy’s got him on a leash. Figuratively. Maybe literally, I didn’t check.”

Archer stopped pacing. “...Really?”

Rosinante nodded. “Apparently Luffy told him that if he steps out of line once, he’s gone. No second chances.”

Archer raised a brow. “That doesn’t sound like Luffy.”

“Exactly,” Rosinante said, walking over to him. “Which means he sees something in Loki. Something worth trying for.”

Archer narrowed his eyes. “Or he sees something dangerous enough that it’s better to keep it close.”

“Either way,” Rosinante said, gently touching Archer’s arm, “it’s not our crew. Not our circus. Not our... frost giant.”

That made Archer snort, begrudgingly amused.

“I just…” He exhaled. “I hate unknowns. Especially big, arrogant, royal ones.”

Rosinante smiled. “That’s because you are one.”

“Excuse me?!”

Rosinante kissed his cheek. “You heard me.”

“Traitor.”

Rosinante just smiled wider.

Archer sighed and rubbed the back of his neck. “I swear, if that idiot starts quoting poetry at Nami, I’m going to start handing out warning shots.”

“I’ll keep the rifle ready.”

Archer huffed. “Damn right you will.”

There was a long pause then, the sort that only came when everything had been said, and both knew it. Archer stared at the floor, jaw tight.

“They’re all growing up,” he muttered. “Sabo’s burning kingdoms and dodging love confessions, Ace has a kid, Law planning murders, and now Luffy’s collecting literal monsters for crewmates. And we’re still here.”

Rosinante touched his chin and tilted it upward until their eyes met. “We’re still here,” he echoed.

Chapter 135: Queen

Summary:

Homebound
Whisky
Full circle
Smoke
Red, Blue and Green
Mask
Fish
Queen

Notes:

Hello again!

This chapter is a wee bit bloody!

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Check my profile out, because I have been working on a new story in the Dragon age universe Earthbound, and the first chapter is up! :D

Chapter Text

The Silence was unusually calm for once—though Archer had no illusions about how long that would last. The crew was off doing their usual brand of barely-legal entertainment: sword-fighting contests on the rigging, Giles belting sea shanties at a volume that made seagulls flee, and Timble was, for some reason, trying to teach a crab to fetch. But here, in the meeting room, things were quieter. Heavy.

Archer sat at the head of the table, arms crossed, golden eyes sharp. Around him sat the core: Rosinante at his right, Ace beside him, Sora nestled against his chest, fast asleep with a tiny hand curled in Ace’s shirt. Raya, across the table, held Arrow protectively, her expression uncharacteristically soft. Penguin lounged beside her, trying to look relaxed and failing spectacularly.

And then there were the elders.

Zeff stood in the back, arms crossed, twirling his mustache thoughtfully. Sengoku was sitting to Archer’s left, a quiet frown etched into the lines of his face.

Archer didn’t like calling meetings. It felt too official for the Roaring Pirates. But some things couldn’t be shrugged off or left to spontaneous shouting matches.

“Alright,” he said, voice firm. “Let’s not waste time. You all know where we’re going.”

Everyone nodded.

Archer glanced at the sleeping boys. “And you know what that means. Mary Geoise isn’t a place for infants. It’s barely a place for grown-ass pirates with body counts.”

Ace’s jaw tightened as he pulled Sora closer. Raya mirrored the motion, gently adjusting Arrow’s blanket.

“It’s too dangerous,” Archer continued. “Too risky. No matter how strong we are or how much we want them close… this isn’t something they should be anywhere near.”

He looked up. “We need to decide where they go.”

For a moment, silence.

Then Zeff spoke first, voice gruff. “I’d offer to keep ‘em at the Baratie. Hell, I’d love nothing more than to chase Arrow around the kitchen and make Sora clean potatoes. But the Baratie’s not safe anymore. Not with the World Government sniffing around. We’ve been too loud. Too noticeable.”

“Same goes for me,” Sengoku added, folding his hands. “The rebels are moving out. I’ll be at Mary Geoise with my people. That puts me out of the running.”

Archer already knew both men would say that. Still, it felt heavier hearing it out loud. He sighed, rubbed the bridge of his nose, then turned his eyes to Rosinante.

Rosi met his gaze, and something passed between them—understanding, weighted and quiet. They had already talked about this. Not out loud, but in glances and gestures, in the way Rosi lingered a little longer watching the boys sleep, or the way Archer hesitated packing extra rounds for his pistol, mind already half-distracted.

Rosinante nodded once.

“There’s only one person left who can keep them safe,” he said softly.

Archer smirked. “You thinking what I’m thinking?”

Rosinante grinned. “We should probably call first.”

“What, and ruin the surprise?” Archer laughed. “Absolutely not.”

Ace groaned. “Oh god. Please don’t say you’re giving them to who I think you’re giving them to.”

“Oh, I’m absolutely giving them to who you think I’m giving them to.”

Penguin looked up, confused. “Wait—who are we giving them to?”

“Someone terrifying,” Raya said. “And perfect.”

“Someone loud,” Archer added. “And nosy. And aggressively nurturing.”

“You mean—”

Yes.” Archer said with a flourish, throwing both hands up like he was unveiling the world’s worst magic trick.

Ace let out a long, strangled groan, face in his hands.

“She’s gonna cry,” he mumbled.

“She’s gonna scream,” Archer said cheerfully. “And then she’s gonna start baking. It’s going to be beautiful.”

Rosinante stood up, brushing off his coat. “We should grab Brûlée.”

“Already sent for her,” Archer said. Then turned to the others. “Alright. Penguin, pack the boys’ things. Diapers, bottles, blankets, emergency rum for—”

“She’s not giving rum to babies,” Ace muttered.

“No, she isn’t. It’s for her nerves.”

Raya laughed, finally.

“Meet us on the deck,” Archer ordered. “Fifteen minutes. Let’s give them a proper send-off.”

 

As Archer stepped through the mirror onto the sunbaked hill overlooking Mt. Colubo, a sharp breath caught in his throat.

The world smelled the same.

Dust, pine, smoke, and the faintest whiff of something frying. He blinked, struck silent for a moment by the wave of memory. The bandit hideout stood just as it had in his youth—weather-beaten and crooked, like it had been punched by time and refused to fall.

He remembered little feet slapping on wooden floors, remembered Sabo and Ace bickering like it was a full-time profession, and Luffy squealing with laughter as he climbed furniture like a wild monkey. Rosinante had always been chasing after them, arms flailing, calling for bandages or order. Usually both.

Archer had thought he’d forgotten that kind of peace.

The instant Brûlée’s mirror snapped shut behind them with a soft fwip, a loud war cry split the air.

Archer turned just in time to get clobbered across the head with a wooden club.

“OW—!” he shouted, stars exploding in his vision.

YOU LITTLE SHIT!” bellowed a familiar voice.

The club was gone a moment later, replaced by arms thick as tree trunks crushing him into a hug that threatened to crack his ribs, and a pair of heavy breasts that left him struggling for breath.

“Dadan—! Dadan, please— LET ME DOWN!”

“I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN YEARS, DON’T YOU ‘LET ME DOWN’ ME!” she shouted, though mercifully she obeyed.

As soon as his boots hit the ground again, Archer coughed and straightened his coat, hair a mess, pride thoroughly squashed. Rosinante took a cautious step forward—

Only to be scooped up too, this time without the club to the skull.

“Oh my god,” Rosinante wheezed as she spun him in a circle. “She’s stronger than ever.”

“Did you two FORGET how to use a snail?!” Dadan yelled as she finally let him down. “Or did your heads get too far up your own asses since you became infamous bloody pirates?!

Archer turned in time to see Ace flinch as he was snatched into a similarly bone-crushing embrace.

Mffhh—Dadan—I need to—breathe—!”

Behind them, Raya and Penguin stood stock-still, wide-eyed and unsure whether they’d stepped into a warm reunion or an open battlefield.

Dadan finally backed up, hands on her hips, eyes darting wildly over all of them like she couldn’t decide who to yell at first. Archer took the opportunity to reach over and grab baby Sora from Ace, who gasped like a man returned from the brink of death.

“And YOU!” she barked at Archer, jabbing a finger at him. “Didn’t even CALL before dragging your overdramatic ass back here! You didn’t call when you LEFT either! I had to read about your little world tour in the damn newspaper!

Archer scratched the back of his head. “Yeah, we, uh… got busy.”

“Busy doing what, starting wars and adopting kids like stray cats?!”

“Yes,” Rosinante said, completely unbothered.

“You found Law!” she went on, turning toward Rosi now. “You found him! And you didn’t even tell me?! I had to hear it from Makino, who heard it from Shanks, who only knew because Ace wrote a drunk letter to Luffy about it!”

“Technically that’s true,” Ace muttered.

“And speaking of Sabo!” Dadan yelled again, rounding on him. “HE’S ALIVE?! Do you know what I went through thinking he was dead for ten years?!”

She was crying now, not that she’d admit it. Her voice cracked only once before she grit her teeth and soldiered on, swearing between every few words like punctuation.

“And now,” she huffed, wiping her face with her sleeve, “you drop in unannounced with babies.

She pointed at the sleeping bundle in Archer’s arms. “That’s your kid?”

“Sora,” Archer said, smiling softly. “Nah, grankid. Belongs to Ace.”

She gave him a long look before turning to Raya, who stepped forward and held Arrow a little higher, a quiet pride in her eyes.

“And that’s mine,” Raya said. “Arrow.”

Dadan looked at her, then at Penguin, who waved awkwardly. “I'm Arrows dad” he offered.

Archer was grinning now. He couldn’t help it. “So, how’s the reunion so far?”

Once Dadan’s tirade had spent itself in a barrage of swears, insults, and teary shouting, Rosinante gently stepped in. He reached into his coat, pulled out a bottle of whisky—aged and smooth, because he knew her tastes—and silently handed it over.

She stared at him like he’d just offered her a goddamn diamond.

“Now this is why I like you,” she muttered, snatching the bottle. She took two big swigs that would’ve laid Archer out flat, wiped her mouth on her sleeve, and slumped into the rickety wooden chair by the fire.

Her eyes swung over to Ace, sharp as ever. “Alright, you,” she said, jabbing the bottle in his direction. “You’re gayer than a sparkly fishnet—how the hell did you end up with a kid?”

Ace flushed a violent shade of red and stammered, “Well—it’s not—he’s not—biotech was involved.

Dadan raised an eyebrow. “Speak words, dammit.”

“Sora’s a clone,” Ace finally admitted, scratching the back of his neck. “Of me and Sanji. He was… made. Not, like, born. I mean, he was born, but—”

Dadan’s jaw fell open so fast Archer was worried it would unhinge completely. “What?!

Ace nodded quickly. “Yeah. So technically he’s mine. And Sanji’s. Together. Not in the ‘we did anything’ way—like I said, science.

“You made a baby in a lab?” she asked, still baffled.

“Well, we didn’t,” Ace mumbled. “Vinsmoke Judge did.”

Dadan blinked slowly. Then, she turned her gaze on Archer and Rosinante, eyes narrowing to slits.

“Okay. Why now?” she asked bluntly. “Why the hell did you bring babies to my doorstep like you were dropping off stray cats? What do you want from me?”

Rosinante, ever the diplomat, crouched beside her chair. “We need help,” he said simply.

Dadan gave him a look that could have peeled paint.

“There’s a war starting,” Rosinante continued. “The one everyone’s been whispering about. No more running. We’re going to Mary Geoise.”

Dadan’s face blanched. “You’re serious,” she muttered.

“We’re sailing within the week,” Rosinante said, voice steady. “And we can’t bring Sora and Arrow with us. It’s too dangerous. We need someone to watch them.”

Her fingers gripped the bottle a little tighter. “And you thought of me?”

“You’re the only one we trust,” Archer said, stepping closer.

She glared up at him. “You all really know how to flatter a lady—‘Hey Dadan, mind babysitting while we go knock on the doors of hell?’”

“We didn’t know who else to ask,” Rosinante said.

Dadan rolled her eyes so hard Archer thought they might roll right out of her skull. “I swear to god, every brat I’ve ever raised dumps more brats on me like I’m some kind of—what? Babysitter? Goddamn nanny? I’m not running a day care!”

Archer crossed his arms, lips twitching into a small smile. “No, you’re running the safest place we know. And the strongest woman we know is at the helm of it.”

Dadan blinked. “Don’t try and butter me up with compliments, you little bastard.”

“They’re not compliments,” Archer said, voice quieter now. “They’re facts.”

She stared at him, stunned silent for a second. That didn’t happen often.

Then Ace got up from his seat and walked over. Without saying a word, he gently placed Sora in Dadan’s arms.

At first, she held him awkwardly, like he was made of glass or might start screaming. But Sora just blinked sleepily at her, round golden eyes peeking out from beneath a mop of dark hair.

She stared at him. Really looked at him.

“He looks like you,” she murmured. “And him.” Her voice softened. “He’s got your nose, Ace. And your idiot freckles, Archer.”

Archer chuckled. “We keep trying to wash them off, but they won’t go away.”

Ace smiled, eyes wet. “You’re the only mother figure I’ve ever had,” he said quietly. “And now you’re an honorary grandma.”

That was it.

Dadan burst into tears.

She didn’t sob prettily, either. It was loud, snotty, gasping crying, the kind you try to yell through because your heart doesn’t know how to handle anything else. She clutched Sora against her chest like he was the last warm thing in the world, and just cried.

“I—don’t deserve this—” she hiccupped. “You all were such goddamn nightmares!

“We still are,” Archer said with a wink.

When she finally got herself under control, she looked over at Raya, who stepped forward and placed Arrow in the empty cradle by the hearth, tucking a blanket over his tiny form.

Dadan wiped her face one more time and stood, slow but solid.

“I’ll take care of them,” she said hoarsely. “I swear it. But you—all of you—better come back. You hear me?”

“We will,” Rosinante promised.

“Because if you don’t,” she growled, pointing her club at them again, “I will hunt you down, dig up your corpses, and kill you again. Slowly. Painfully. Starting with the eyes.”

“Understood,” Archer said, fighting a smile. “Crystal clear.”

“Now get outta here before I start crying again,” she barked. “Go save the damn world.”

Ace leaned down and kissed the top of her head, whispering a thank-you, before following the others toward the door.

As they left, Archer paused for one last look at her, cradling both boys beside the fire, mumbling soft curses and lullabies under her breath.

He didn’t say it aloud, but in that moment, he knew: they were leaving their sons in the safest arms they could’ve hoped for.

 

The mirror closed behind them with a ripple of silvery light, leaving the warmth of Dadan’s stronghold behind. Archer took a deep breath of salty air as his boots touched the deck of the Silence. The sun was bright, the wind was brisk, and his heart ached already.

He was going to miss those boys like mad.

Still, he forced a grin and spread his arms wide. “Well! That went better than expected!”

Rosinante gave a soft chuckle beside him, ruffling his own hair as if trying to shake off the weight of what they’d just done. For a moment, Archer let himself feel proud. The hard part was done. The kids were safe.

But then the smell hit him.

Smoke. Gunpowder. Blood.

Wait. Blood?

Archer’s smile froze as his nose twitched again. His head snapped toward the main deck—and what he saw turned his veins to ice.

The Silence was a battlefield.

Screams rang out. Explosions cracked through the air. Smoke curled above the masts in thick, black tendrils. Crew members were already engaged in fierce combat—swords clashing, fists flying, and strange, inhuman sounds echoing across the deck.

What the hell was going on?

Then Archer saw something red, blue, and green zip through the smoke, moving with unnatural speed and precision. He barely had time to track them before they collided with several of his crew. Sparks flew as blades clashed. Someone yelled in pain.

Katakuri was there, arm stretching out like a hammer to block a strike headed for Giles’s back. Gin was beside him, spinning his tonfa like a storm, trying to keep the red one at bay.

Pudding was crouched at the ship’s edge, firing bazooka blasts toward the water. Archer followed her line of fire—and blinked in disbelief.

“Are those snails?” he muttered.

Giant armored sea snails floated in the shallows like warships, metal plating gleaming, weapons bristling from their shells.

But none of that hit him as hard as what was happening just a few feet ahead.

“Tama—!”

The little girl was riding atop Luc in her saber-cat form, swinging her bright pink club with a battle cry that would’ve made any warrior proud.

Until a streak of blue intercepted her.

The blow sent Tama flying off Luc’s back, skidding across the deck like a tossed ragdoll. Luc roared and leapt after her, catching her just before she hit the railing. Archer’s heart dropped into his stomach.

He took a step forward—but before he could shout, two familiar shapes darted through the air.

“GERMA!” screamed Timble, as he and Nugget landing squarely on Rosinante’s shoulder. “GERMA’S HERE! THEY ATTACKED US!”

“They said to hand over Subject Six!” Timble added breathlessly. “That’s Sora, isn’t it?!”

Archer’s blood boiled.

Oh hell no.

Before he could speak, Rosinante took one long breath and activated his powers. The sound around them warped and then magnified.

JUDGE VINSMOKE!” Rosinante’s voice thundered across the ship like rolling cannons. “YOU AND YOUR LITTLE SCIENCE SQUAD CAN FUCK OFF.

There was a pause—just long enough for the air itself to feel electric—before Rosinante added:

ROARING PIRATES—ATTACK!

Archer’s lips curled into a snarl as heat exploded beneath his skin. His body began to stretch and shift, bones cracking and warping with the familiar pain of his hybrid form—skin darkening to ash-grey, claws lengthening, golden eyes glowing like molten metal. The deck beneath his feet groaned from the sudden weight of him.

They dared to attack his ship.
Threaten his grandson.

Today, they would pay for it in blood.

ACE! ROSI! KURI!” he roared, voice shaking the mast. “Focus on Ichiji, Niji, and Yonji! I want their fucking heads—don’t stop until they’re meat!

The three most loyal warriors in his life didn’t even hesitate.

Katakuri was already streaking toward the red-armored Ichiji, massive mochi fists pounding the deck as he launched himself like a cannonball. Ace lit up like a damn supernova, flames pouring from his shoulders as he collided midair with the grinning Niji. Rosinante vanished in a blink, his soundless teleport launching him straight into Yonji with a blast of concussive force that sent them flying like broken dolls.

Archer’s attention snapped toward the sea.

“GILES! RAYA! YOU’RE WITH ME!”

The fishman was already leaping into the waves, his massive shark-tail thrashing, ready. Archer grabbed Raya’s hand, and together they vaulted over the railing and landed hard on Giles’s back.

The water surged around them as Giles swam at terrifying speed, cutting through waves like a torpedo. Spray hit Archer’s face, but it didn’t cool the fury burning in his chest.

The largest of the snail ships loomed ahead, its plated shell towering like a steel mountain. Cannons lined its sides. Judge’s personal fortress. Of course the coward stayed in the safest, thickest snail while sending his sons to do the dirty work.

Not for long.

As Giles approached, Archer crouched low. “Take us up!”

Giles let out a war cry, breaching the water like a sea beast, launching them into the air. Archer and Raya leapt from his back, flipping through the air before landing with bone-cracking force atop the armored snail. Guards turned, shouting in alarm.

“Too late,” Archer growled.

He didn’t give them a chance to speak.

His claws tore through the first soldier like paper, blood spraying across the metal deck. A second tried to run—Raya’s twin blades caught him in the gut, twisting cruelly before she kicked him off the side with a snarl.

Three more rushed them. Giles leapt up from the water, grabbing one and smashing his skull into the steel hull. Archer impaled another straight through the throat with his claws, then grabbed the body and flung it into the third with crushing force.

They kept coming. More Germa soldiers in sleek armor, faceless and heartless. Archer welcomed them all.

He tore through the line like a goddam buzzsaw, snarling, ripping, mauling. One raised a rifle—Archer snapped the barrel in half and shoved the metal down his throat. Another tried to land a kick—Archer caught the leg and ripped it off at the knee, letting the man scream before hurling him overboard.

Blood coated the snail deck. It pooled under Archer’s claws, smeared across his jaw. He could taste iron and gunpowder on his tongue.

Beside him, Raya was all feral precision—dodging, slicing, disemboweling. She jammed a dagger under one soldier’s chin, yanked it up to split his skull, then grabbed another by the neck and headbutted him into unconsciousness.

Then there was silence. Not because the fighting stopped, but because there was no one left to scream.

“Reiju’s not here,” Raya panted, wiping her blade clean. “She didn’t show up. You think…?”

“I don’t know,” Archer muttered, chest heaving. “We’ll find out soon enough.”

He strode forward, claws dragging along the steel. The giant double doors to the snail’s inner keep loomed ahead, ornate and bloodstained. Archer kicked them open without warning.

“JUDGE!” he bellowed. “Come out and die, you fuck-stained excuse of a father!”

 

Judge Vinsmoke stepped forward like he was someone worth fearing. That ridiculous mask covered the worst parts of his face—like it could hide what he really was. A tyrant. A butcher. A coward dressed in armor.

Archer’s blood boiled hotter just looking at him.

The bastard didn’t hesitate.

“You have something of mine,” Judge said, voice echoing in the metal-walled chamber. “My new super soldier. Built from the strongest bloodlines in the world—Portgas, Gol, Rocks… and of course, my own.”

He said it like it was science. Not madness.

“With Subject 6,” Judge continued, “my reign will be absolute.”

Archer barked a laugh. “You’re fucking mental if you think I’d hand over my grandson to you.”

Judge’s smile was smug behind that mask. “You don’t have a choice. Germa will wipe your crew from existence. We’ll sink the Silence. And the plague of the Roaring Pirates will finally end.”

That did it.

Archer stepped forward, golden eyes blazing, fangs bared. “You were blessed with five kids, and you ruined three of them. You called your own flesh ‘failures.’ You tortured Sanji until he couldn’t breathe without flinching.” His voice dropped to a deadly growl. “Where the fuck is Reiju, Judge?”

Judge tilted his head. “You mean the traitor?”

He reached to the wall, gripped a chain.

And pulled.

A panel in the ceiling groaned open—and something fell.

Someone.

Reiju.

Her body hit the floor with a sickening thud. She didn’t move.

Blood soaked her clothes. One eye was swollen shut. Her lip was split. Her armor—what little she wore—was cracked and hanging in pieces. But she was breathing. Barely.

“She thought she could steal Subject 6 from me,” Judge said with cold indifference. “So I gave her to her brothers. Since I won’t tolerate two failures like Sanji.”

Archer stopped breathing. His claws flexed, his vision narrowed.

Then he snapped.

With a roar that tore through the keep like a storm, Archer launched himself at Judge.

There were no words. Only violence.

His claws raked across Judge’s chest, sparks flying from metal. Judge retaliated with a massive kick, slamming into Archer’s ribs and sending him crashing through a pillar. Blood filled Archer’s mouth—but he spat it out and lunged again.

They collided with an earth-shaking crack, fists, claws, and armored limbs smashing into each other with bone-breaking force. Archer’s claws tore through Judge’s shoulder—Judge countered by slamming his electrified spear into Archer’s side, sending volts coursing through his nerves.

Archer howled, twisted, and bit into the spear, yanking it from Judge’s grip and tossing it aside with a snarl.

Judge punched him hard in the gut. Archer didn’t flinch. He grabbed Judge’s wrist and snapped it.

“You think you can build life from blood and pain?” Archer snarled, punching Judge in the face. “You think Sora belongs to you?” Another hit. “He’s mine!

Judge staggered back, bleeding through his mask, one arm hanging limp.

Meanwhile, behind them, Raya was at Reiju’s side, slicing the last of the chains free, muttering words Archer couldn’t hear. Reiju was barely conscious, but her fingers twitched around Raya’s arm.

At the entrance, Giles stood like a mountain, holding back Germa soldiers with sheer force. His fists cracked skulls. His roars shook bones. No one got through him.

Archer didn’t let up.

He tackled Judge through the central control table, metal flying in all directions. Judge landed hard, tried to reach for a hidden blade—Archer kicked it away, then slammed his knee down into Judge’s chest, cracking armor.

He leaned down, breath hot. “You ruined everything you ever touched.”

And just then—the doors burst open.

Three men strode in. Rosinante. Ace. Katakuri.

Each holding a head.

Ace tossed his first—a severed, red-haired one. It bounced once and rolled to a stop.

Rosinante dropped a head of bright blue.

Katakuri threw the final—green-haired, eyes glassy.

Ichiji. Niji. Yonji.
Dead.

The room went silent, the smell of blood thick as oil.

Archer grabbed Judge’s head and forced it toward the heads.

“Look at them,” Archer hissed. “Look at what you’ve done. Look them in the eyes.”

Judge tried to turn away—Archer slammed his head back down, forcing him to look.

“This is what your legacy gave you. Death. To your freak sons. To your empire. You made monsters, and we put them down.”

Judge twitched. “You… you can’t—”

Archer’s claws dug into his throat.

“You’ll never touch him. Never see him.”

He bared his fangs.

“And you’ll never breathe again.”

Then, with one brutal movement, Archer tore Judge’s throat out.

The man convulsed, gurgled, blood spilling from the mask. He twitched once.

And died.

Archer stood, blood dripping from his claws, chest heaving.

Rosinante stepped beside him, wiping his sword clean. “You alright?”

Archer didn’t answer right away. He was still staring at Judge’s body.

Then he spoke, low and hoarse. “He’s never going to hurt another kid again.”

Ace crossed his arms, fire flickering at his fingertips. “Sora’s safe. Back with Dadan. With Arrow. With people who give a damn.”

Katakuri nodded. “Germa’s finished.”

Archer looked toward Reiju. Raya had wrapped a cloak around her. She was conscious now, barely. But her eyes met Archer’s.

And for the first time in a long time—she looked free.

 

The sky was still red from the setting sun, streaked with gold and smoke. The blood had long since dried, and the air no longer reeked of gunpowder, but Archer’s body still ached. The worst was over. Judge was dead. The monster sons were gone. Germa had fallen.

Archer sat on the edge of the Silence’s deck rail, golden eyes watching the dark waters roll beneath them. The wind tugged at his coat, and the faint sound of creaking wood and distant waves filled the silence.

Reiju stood at the bow, her hair clean but wild in the wind, now dressed in black and silver. Armor light and functional. Her eyes were steady again, but behind them… there was a haunted look. Something broken, slowly rebuilding.

Rosinante approached her quietly. No loud footsteps this time. Just a gentle voice.

“What are you going to do now?” he asked.

Reiju didn’t answer right away.

“And… do you want help burying them?” Rosinante added. His voice held no judgment. Only the soft kind of pity that comes after war.

Reiju turned, her eyes meeting his. “There’s nothing left to bury.”

She said it calmly. Almost too calmly.

“The bodies were thrown overboard. Let the sea have them. Let the fish feast.”

Archer exhaled slowly. Brutal. Honest. Fitting. He stood and walked over, closing the distance between them with a few firm steps. Reiju looked at him, and for a second, something shifted in her expression. Vulnerability. Relief.

He didn’t say a word. Just pulled her into a firm hug.

“You’re family now,” he murmured against her shoulder. “You saved our grandson. Your nephew. You saved Sora. That makes you blood.”

Reiju blinked. “Sora…”

Archer stepped back, his hands still on her shoulders. “You saved Sanji and Ace’s son. That makes you a aunt. And that makes you one of us.”

Reiju gave a small laugh—soft, a little cracked. “That… makes me happy. More than I can say.”

Ace, leaning on the mast with his arms folded, tilted his head. “So… what happens to Germa now?”

Reiju’s smile faded, and her gaze hardened like steel.

“They need a queen.”

She stepped forward, her back straight, shoulders squared.

“I’ve lived long enough under my father’s rule. Watched as he turned soldiers into machines. Children into weapons. Watched as my brothers became monsters… and I said nothing.”

She looked at them now, eyes alight with a fire Archer hadn’t seen before.

“No more.”

Her voice carried across the deck like a war drum.

“I’m taking control. Germa won’t be feared anymore. We won’t sell weapons. We won’t back tyrants. The world has enough bastards. We’ll be something else now.”

Ace let out a low whistle. “You’re serious.”

“As death,” she said. “I’ll join your alliance. Germa will stand with you.”

Rosinante blinked, surprised. “You’d fight against the Celestial Dragons?”

Reiju’s jaw clenched. “When you’re born into filth, you start to recognize the stench. Germa made deals with Mary Geoise. Sold tech, data, slaves. That ends now.”

Archer’s grin returned, crooked and proud. “Well then, Queen Reiju, we’ll be expecting you when the assault on the Holy Land begins.”

She nodded. “Once I’ve cleaned house, I’ll be there. I’ll bring every soldier that hasn’t lost their soul.”

Raya walked over with Giles behind her, both nodding in quiet support. Even Katakuri, never one for unnecessary words, stepped forward and extended a hand.

“You won’t stand alone,” he said.

Reiju took his hand and shook it.

Rosinante smiled, something tired but genuine. “You should call Sanji. He needs to know. He deserves to know he’s free now.”

Reiju’s face softened. “I will. First thing.”

Archer raised an eyebrow. “Tell him his freak brothers are fish food, and his dad got his throat torn out. Maybe skip the ‘plaything’ part, though.”

“I’m not sure I can,” Reiju said with a grim chuckle. “Sanji always did want to know the truth, even if it burned.”

They stood there for a while, no one rushing to speak. The silence wasn’t heavy anymore. It was the kind that came after the storm. A breath finally exhaled.

Eventually, they hugged her goodbye, one by one.

Ace pulled her in like a little brother. “If you ever need anything, you call. No second thoughts.”

Raya kissed her cheek. “Next time, wear heels and don’t almost die.”

Giles gave a deep, respectful bow. “Majesty.”

Rosinante just wrapped his arms around her and didn’t let go for a long time. When he did, his eyes were a little red.

Archer was last. He kissed her forehead and gave her his jacket, draped over her shoulders.

“For the blood you spilled. For the kid you saved. For the new Germa you’ll build.”

Reiju looked at him with something close to awe. “Thank you, Archer.”

“No,” he said. “Thank you. For not letting the bastards win.”

As her fleet set off in the opposite direction, Archer stood at the rail and watched her sail away. A queen crowned in blood, not gold.

Chapter 136: What am I? Fucking Cupid?

Summary:

Tama
Six days!
Lovers spat
Yelling
Deal
Cute
Thief
Cupid

Notes:

Hello everyone! This will be the last chapter for the next two to three weeks (Sweet vacation here I come! Berlin won't know what hit it xD)

A massive/giant thanks to MaddisonJs for pointing out the way Sanji was missing from the whole Sora thing! :D

Please leave a kudos and a comment :)

Chapter Text

The sea was too quiet.

Not peaceful—just quiet. The kind of quiet Archer hated.

He stood on what remained of the Silence’s top deck, one boot resting on the cracked railing, arms crossed over his chest as the wind tugged at the hem of his coat. The scent of salt and smoke still lingered in the air. Behind him, the ship groaned—wood splintered and strained, the once-proud vessel battered nearly to pieces.

Fucking Germa.

He sucked in a breath through gritted teeth and let it out slowly, trying not to punch the nearest mast. That particular mast looked like it might keel over if someone breathed on it too hard. Giles had said as much—hull damage, shredded rigging, half the damn railing gone, and the keel was suspect. The Silence had taken beatings before, but not like this. Not since Enies Lobby. And this time, Franky wasn’t here to belt out “SUPER!” and fix everything like some cola-fueled demigod.

Archer muttered, “I’d give my other arm to see that speedo-wearing lunatic right now.”

Behind him, footsteps—slow, heavy ones. Rosinante joined him at the railing, not speaking, just standing close, hands in his coat pockets, cigarette lit and forgotten between his fingers. The ash was long and curling. He hadn’t taken a drag in ten minutes.

Neither of them said anything for a while.

Then Archer asked, his voice low, “Any change?”

Rosinante shook his head. “Still sleeping. Raya said the concussion’s the worst of it. Broken ribs will heal. Cheekbone, too. The scar…”

He trailed off.

Archer didn’t need him to finish the sentence.

That fucking scar.

He’d seen it the moment Gin had carried her in, little Tama limp in his arms like a broken doll. Blood down her face, eyes unfocused, head lolling. He’d never moved faster in his life. Neither had Rosi. They hadn’t left her bedside since.

“We should have been here from the start,” Archer growled. “She wanted to fight.”

“She’s twelve!”

Rosinante flinched at the edge in his voice, but Archer didn’t care. His nails dug into his forearms.

“We are her dads. We are supposed to protect her.”

“You did,” Rosi said quietly. “We both did. We all did. She lived.”

“Barely.”

“And she fought like a lion.”

That made Archer smile—just barely.

Raya had done her best. Tama was wrapped in bandages and tucked in like a fragile piece of porcelain, IV drip in her arm and a cooling cloth on her head. The room smelled like antiseptic and sadness. They took turns holding her hand, reading books she couldn’t hear, whispering stories she couldn’t respond to.

He’d kissed her forehead and tried not to scream.

They had to get her somewhere safe. Somewhere still. Somewhere with real beds and real soup and a real damn shipwright.

“Giles!” Archer barked without turning around.

The fishman’s voice echoed up from below. “Aye, cap’n?”

“Any land in sight?”

“Aye! Small island, half a day’s sail. Looks inhabited.”

“Good. Take us in. We’re finding a shipwright. I want someone who can make this old girl shine again.”

“I’ll get us there.”

Archer turned slightly, glancing at Rosinante. “You think we’ll find someone decent?”

Rosinante shrugged. “We always do. Even if it’s some crazy bastard who builds ships out of scrap metal and cusses like a pissed-off seagull.”

“God, I miss Franky.”

Rosinante chuckled softly. “You just miss the sound of a man yelling ‘super’ while hammering steel with his forehead.”

“You’re not wrong.”

The Silence creaked under them as it shifted course. Archer looked down the length of her deck—cracked planks, scorched railings, sails in tatters. She still floated, bless her. Stubborn old girl. Like her crew.

Archer reached into his coat and pulled out Tama’s hair ribbon. The pink one with the fish pattern. She never went anywhere without it, and it had fallen when she was thrown into the mast.

He turned it over in his fingers like it was sacred.

“She’ll be okay,” Rosinante said gently.

“Yeah,” Archer murmured. “I know. She has to be.”

They stood in silence for a bit longer. The ship rocked gently beneath them, wind at their backs. The worst was over. For now.

But it never stayed calm, did it?

Archer looked up at the broken mast, then at the torn flag above it.

“You think the world’s gonna give us a week without trying to kill us?”

Rosinante shook his head. “Highly unlikely.”

“Great.”

He turned and walked below deck, toward the infirmary. Rosinante followed close behind.

When they entered, the room was quiet. Raya was half-asleep in a chair, book on her lap. Giles was gone, probably at the helm. And there, in the small bed, was their daughter. Pale, bruised, stitched up—but breathing.

Tama’s eyes flickered open.

Archer froze.

“Hey, baby girl,” he whispered.

Tama gave a weak smile. “Hey, Dad, Papa…”

Rosinante sank to his knees at her side, stroking her hair.

“You scared the hell out of us,” Archer said, kneeling too.

Tama’s hand twitched. Archer took it.

“I hit the big guy,” she murmured. “With my club.”

Archer laughed, tears in his eyes. “You did, sweetheart. You hit him real good.”

“I wanna go to the island…”

“You will,” Rosi promised. “We’re almost there.”

“I want soup.”

“I’ll make Gin make you the best damn soup in the world,” Archer said, kissing her fingers. “You just rest.”

Tama closed her eyes again, peaceful this time.

 

The second they made landfall, Archer hit the dock with purpose in every step and murder in his eyes. Rosinante followed behind, calm but firm, occasionally steering his partner away from vendors, animals, and startled children who got too close. Time was tight. They needed a shipwright, and they needed one now.

The island was small—dusty roads, wooden buildings, and the salty tang of ship grease in the air. It didn’t take long before they were standing outside the nearest workshop, where a gangly man with soot on his face and calluses on his hands looked up from a half-dismantled boat engine.

“You fix ships?” Archer asked flatly.

The man blinked. “That’s my entire job, yeah.”

“Good,” Rosinante said before Archer could lunge forward. “We need immediate repairs on a vessel docked at the southern port. The Silence. Double mast, long-range build. Took heavy damage during a fight.”

“How bad we talking?”

“Mast is cracking, railing’s shredded, hull’s been through hell,” Archer said. “And the ship’s got personality, so be nice to her.”

The man frowned, stroking his chin. “I can fix it, sure. But something that size, that damage... minimum six days.”

That’s when it happened.

Archer’s eye twitched. “Six days?”

“It’s not a rowboat. I gotta—”

“Oh, you’ve gotta?! Listen, buddy, I don’t care if you have to marry the hammer and adopt the nails—”

“Archer,” Rosinante interrupted sharply.

“He said six days, Rosi!”

“Yes. And you yelling won’t turn it into two.”

The shipwright was backing away slowly, hands raised like Archer was a madman with a torch. He wasn’t far off.

Rosinante sighed and reached into his coat, pulling out a thick wad of beli. “Here. Triple your usual rate. Start now. We’ll keep the yelling one on the ship.”

“I am perfectly reasonable,” Archer muttered, stomping off as Rosinante handled the rest.

By the time he got back to the Silence, he was ready to take his anger out on a punching bag or a wall. Preferably both.

What he didn’t expect was to find Sanji on the remains of the deck—blond hair flying, suit half-wrinkled, and yelling at Ace, who was just as furious and not backing down in the slightest.

“What the hell?” Archer muttered, stopping in his tracks.

The two were practically nose-to-nose, shouting loud enough that half the crew had poked their heads out.

“—you have no right to ask where he is!” Ace barked, pointing a furious finger at Sanji’s chest. “You didn’t even want to meet him!”

“I called because I needed to see my son—!” Sanji shouted.

“Your son? You’ve never even met him! You never asked about him! And now you want to act like you care?!”

“I care now!”

“Too late!”

Archer blinked, stunned.

Rosinante wasn’t far behind him and stepped up beside Archer, equally confused.

“What the hell is going on?” Archer asked, folding his arms.

Giles, who was leaning against the mast with a bucket of nails and a hammer, shrugged. “Sanji called Ace, demanded Brûlée come fetch him. Walked through the mirror and immediately asked for Sora. Ace told him he was with Dadan, and well—”

“They’ve been yelling ever since,” Rosi finished, pinching the bridge of his nose.

Archer couldn’t help it—he smirked a little.

Ace’s voice had that sharp, cutting edge to it—filled with rage and just enough heartbreak to make it real. Archer had yelled like that once. More than once, actually. At the world, at Rosinante, at fate.

And now Ace was doing it for his son.

“Proud of him?” Rosinante murmured, nudging his shoulder.

“Damn right I am.”

Back on deck, Sanji growled, “You don’t know what it’s like—what it was like for me growing up! You think it’s easy to come back and—”

“I don’t give a damn what it was like!” Ace cut in. “You think any of us had it easy?! You had a choice! You could have asked. You could have visited. You could have written a single fucking letter!”

Sanji’s face twisted, jaw tight.

“I wanted to,” he said, softer now. “I just... didn’t know how.”

“Well,” Ace said, voice shaking but strong, “you don’t get to demand him now just because you suddenly grew a conscience.”

Silence fell.

The yelling grated on Archer’s nerves like nails on metal. Sanji and Ace had been at it for a full minute straight, voices echoing over the battered remains of the Silence’s deck. It was too much. Far, far too much. Not with Tama in the infirmary, not with the ship barely holding together, and definitely not with his last nerve snapping like the mast had yesterday.

His eye twitched.

Then his jaw clenched.

And then—

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OVER HERE! NOW!

His voice cracked across the ship like thunder, loud enough to make a gull drop mid-flight.

Both Ace and Sanji froze mid-scream. Archer rarely raised his voice like that—when he really did, it was like the world paused to listen.

The two young men exchanged glances, suddenly very aware that they were in deep trouble. Ace winced and jogged over, Sanji trailing behind, looking as pale as flour and equally unsettled.

Rosinante was already beside Archer, silent and watching, arms crossed. He didn’t interfere. He didn’t have to. Everyone knew when it was time to let Archer speak.

The second the boys reached them, Archer raised a hand, one finger up.

“Not. A. Word.”

Sanji opened his mouth. Archer pointed the finger right at him. He shut it.

Good.

Archer exhaled through his nose like a bull.

“You two wanna yell at each other?” he snapped, voice cold and sharp. “You wanna scream and fight like idiots when our ship’s falling apart? Fine. Do it when our daughter isn’t downstairs in a fucking hospital bed, bruised and broken with a scar that runs down her face because she got hit trying to protect us.”

He let that sink in.

Ace’s shoulders slumped. Sanji flinched.

“Grow the hell up,” Archer continued, then jabbed a finger directly at Sanji. “You. Stop bitching and grow a pair. Ace didn’t do anything wrong. You wanna blame someone for the fact that you’ve never seen your own son? Try looking in a damn mirror. You locked yourself away. You turned them away when they came to talk. You chose that. No one else.”

Sanji looked like he’d just been punched. His face flushed, and he ducked his head, lips pressing together.

Archer didn’t let up.

“You think you get to storm in here and act like you suddenly care, then demand things from the man who did step up? You got no right. Ace stepped up. You didn’t. That’s the score. And until you step the fuck up, you got no leg to stand on.”

Sanji said nothing.

Good. Maybe he was finally listening.

Then Archer turned his fury on Ace.

“And you,” he snapped. “Stop acting like you’ve never made mistakes, either.”

Ace looked up, startled. “I wasn’t—”

“Doesn’t matter,” Archer said. “Sanji’s got baggage the size of the fucking Grand Line. His family made clones, Ace. Clones. You remember how you reacted when you found out about Sora? Now imagine being told you’ve got a son—who’s a clone of you—made by the same father who tormented and abused you your entire life.”

Ace’s lips parted but no words came.

“Add to that,” Archer went on, voice quieter now, but still edged with fire, “that said father, and all his twisted science project sons, just got wiped out yesterday. By my hands. And Rosinante’s. You think Sanji’s gonna be levelheaded after that?”

Ace looked at the deck. Rosinante hadn’t moved, but he gave a soft sigh, as if to say thank you.

“He’s not perfect,” Archer said. “But neither are you. He’s grieving. He’s confused. And you’re both trying to fight for the same kid, which means you’re on the same side—even if it doesn’t feel like it right now.”

Silence settled. Only the creak of damaged wood and the distant sound of hammering from the dock punctuated the quiet.

Sanji finally spoke, voice low and tight. “I wasn’t trying to... I didn’t mean to take it out on Ace.”

“You did,” Archer said bluntly. “But owning it is a damn good start.”

Sanji nodded. “I... I panicked. When he said Sora was with Dadan, I just—”

“You freaked out,” Ace finished quietly. “I get it.”

 

Archer rubbed the back of his neck, watching as Sanji and Ace awkwardly shuffled their way toward each other. Their voices were quieter now—still stiff, still raw, but the kind of quiet that suggested something was being rebuilt rather than destroyed.

“Good,” he muttered to himself. “Now stay that way or I’ll glue you together.”

He turned on his heel and waved Brûlée over from where she lounged near her mirror, filing her nails like this whole mess was just background noise to her afternoon spa session. She raised a single brow in answer and strolled over, looking amused.

“Mirror witch,” Archer greeted, offering his best, most charming smile—the kind that made bartenders give him free drinks and smugglers offer him discounts. “You’re looking radiant today.”

Brûlée stared at him flatly, completely unimpressed. “You don’t need to butter me up like a croissant, darling. I already know you want something.”

Damn. So much for charm.

He dropped the act with a sigh. “Alright, fair enough. We need a ride. Think you can hook us up with a quick jump through your lovely looking glass?”

Brûlée shrugged, a small smirk tugging at her lips. “I could. But favors come at a price.”

Archer tilted his head, intrigued. “Oh? And what might the price be?”

To his surprise, Brûlée flushed. Actually flushed. The mirror witch fidgeted with her sleeve, casting a quick glance toward the galley before muttering under her breath, “A word. About me. To Giles.”

Archer blinked.

Then blinked again.

His mouth dropped open a little. “Wait, what?”

Brûlée's face was beet red now. “Just a nice word! Nothing dramatic! Just... tell him I’m funny or smart or that I don’t always look like a haunted lamp!”

Archer almost laughed—almost. But then the idea fully hit him, and he clapped a hand to his forehead.

“Oh my god,” he muttered. “You have a crush on Giles.”

Brûlée scowled. “Keep your voice down, you damn golden retriever.”

“I just—I mean—I didn’t see that coming.” Archer was already grinning. “But sure, why not? I’ll talk you up to him. Maybe a fling will stop him from singing about pickles and potatoes in the morning.”

Brûlée looked equal parts hopeful and mortified. “You’ll really do it?”

Archer gave her a big thumbs up. “Absolutely. You’ve got my vote.”

She looked down at her mirror, smile blooming across her face like sunshine through cracked glass. “Alright then. Let’s get this show on the road.”

Together, they walked over to the deck where Ace and Sanji were still in the middle of some awkward apology session, Rosinante standing nearby with a practiced neutrality that suggested he’d rather be anywhere else—but was too polite to say it.

Before either of the boys could react, Brûlée opened her portal with a flick of her fingers. The mirror shimmered, glass rippling like water.

“Wait—” Sanji started.

“Hold on—” Ace added.

Too late.

Archer grabbed them both by the scruff of their collars like misbehaving kittens and yanked them toward the portal. “We’re going to visit your son,” he said sweetly. “You can scream at each other after he hugs you.”

Rosinante's eyes widened. “Wait, you’re going now?!”

“No time like the present!” Archer yelled back, already halfway into the mirror.

Rosinante scrambled, reaching behind him, and with expert pirate reflexes, he tossed a bottle of whiskey across the deck. Archer turned just in time to catch it mid-air.

“Tell Dadan I said hi!” Rosinante called.

Archer gave him a wink. “Will do!”

Then they were gone—sucked into the glimmering glass, vanishing from the broken Silence and into the world beyond.

 

The minutes dragged like hours, and Archer was never known for his patience. After waiting what felt like an eternity, he finally stood from the crate he’d been pacing around and sighed heavily, brushing a hand through his golden hair. “That’s it. I’m done sitting on my ass.”

Brûlée blinked up from where she sat near the mirror portal, sipping tea as if she didn’t have a care in the world. “You want to go through?”

“Unless you think something’s gone wrong.” Archer crossed his arms. “They’re probably just being sentimental and slow. But I want to see what’s keeping them. Let me through?”

Brûlée sighed and stood, walking over to the portal. “Alright, but I’m only holding it open this once.”

“I’m not asking for a tour, just a peek.” Archer gave her a little smile. “Once I’m through, head back to the Silence. I’ll call you when we’re ready.”

Brûlée rolled her eyes but nodded. With a flick of her hand, the swirling mirror shimmered, and a portal appeared. Without hesitation, Archer stepped through.

The first thing he saw was Dadan herself, sitting cross-legged on a blanket in the sun, tickling a chubby baby who let out a series of delighted squeals.

“Arrow?” Archer’s face lit up.

Dadan didn’t bother greeting him properly—she just nodded toward the nearby house, still focused on the giggling infant. “In there,” she said, smirking. “You can’t miss it.”

He gave her a nod and walked toward the house—the same one he, Rosinante, and the boys had called home for years. It looked exactly the same, down to the uneven porch plank that creaked under his foot as he stepped onto it.

Inside, the air was cooler and dimmer. Archer moved quietly through the hallway until he reached the bedroom door and pushed it open. What he saw stopped him in his tracks.

There, tangled up in sleep and sunlight, lay Ace, curled protectively around Sanji. Sanji’s arms held a peacefully sleeping Sora, the small baby’s hair sticking up in every direction as he dozed with his face pressed to Sanji’s chest. The picture they made was soft, still, and deeply intimate.

Archer’s chest tightened, his usual sarcasm melting away. He stood there for a long moment, watching the gentle rise and fall of their breathing.

Then, quietly, he pulled the door shut and made his way back outside, where Dadan was now gently bouncing Arrow on her knee.

“That sight in there…” Archer said as he settled beside her. “You could punch me in the face right now and I’d still be smiling.”

Dadan snorted. “That so? Maybe I should, just to test the theory.”

Archer laughed softly, his voice laced with affection. “I’m serious. Seeing Ace like that—Sanji, too. And little Sora? It was like someone handed me a piece of peace I didn’t know I needed.”

Dadan gave him a side glance. “You’re getting sentimental, old softy.”

“That’s the pot calling the kettle black, and you know it,” Archer replied, nudging her with his elbow.

She smacked his arm—not hard, but firm enough to make her point—and muttered, “You got me there.”

He grinned and let his head fall back, closing his eyes for a moment to soak in the warm sun. “So… how did Sanji react when he saw Sora for the first time?”

Dadan raised an eyebrow. “He froze. Looked like someone had sucker-punched him right in the soul. Took maybe two seconds before he was on his knees, reaching out like he was scared the kid would vanish.”

Archer felt his throat tighten again. “That tracks.”

“And Sora just looked at him. Really looked. Then leaned forward and put his tiny hand on Sanji’s cheek. Didn’t say a word.” Dadan’s voice softened. “The blond one broke down. Silently. Didn’t even try to hide it.”

Archer smiled, blinking quickly. “That’s good. That’s… really good.”

A few moments passed in silence, broken only by Arrow’s baby babble and the occasional chirp of birds in the trees.

“You want me to keep ‘em here for a day?” Dadan asked, already knowing the answer.

“I think they need it,” Archer said. “Ace and Sanji… they’ve got so much to sort through. And Sora—he’s been through more than a baby ever should. They need quiet. Somewhere to just… be. No expectations, no pressure.”

Dadan gave a grunt. “Fine. But you better come get them tomorrow.”

Archer stood up and saluted dramatically. “Aye aye, boss.”

She waved him off, muttering something about dramatic brats and emotional freeloaders. Archer chuckled and turned back toward the house, pulling out his den den mushi as he went. He clicked it on and waited for Brûlée to answer.

“Yeah?” came her voice after a moment.

“We’re good here. Come pick me up when you’re ready.”

“Finally,” Brûlée groaned. “I’m on my way.”

Hanging up, Archer took one last glance toward the house before stepping through the returning portal.

 

Archer stood on the dock with his arms crossed, watching the shipwrights move around like they were born on deck. Hammers rang, ropes were pulled taut, and somewhere in the distance, someone was shouting about missing tools. It was a familiar tune, one that had always made him feel oddly at peace.

Beside him stood Giles, tall and composed, his shark-like features relaxed for once. Penguin was on his other side, smoking a cigarette and muttering comments under his breath about how slow the progress was.

Behind them, however, was something entirely less peaceful.

“No, you ate it!” Pudding’s voice snapped like a whip.

“Excuse me?” Brûlée shot back. “Why in the world would I touch your chocolate?”

“Because you have no self-control!”

“Oh, please! I have more restraint than you and Katakuri combined.”

“I’ve been on this dock all day,” Katakuri said, deadpan. “And even I know it wasn’t me.”

Archer smirked as he tuned out the sibling squabble. The chocolate in question had been in the pantry that morning. Now? It was in his stomach. No regrets. Well—some. But mostly about the fact that he now had to pretend he hadn’t eaten it while standing two feet away from the family he had essentially robbed.

Still, the real problem was something else entirely. As he stood there, watching the sparks fly from welding tools on the ship’s hull, Archer remembered a promise he’d made. Or, more accurately, something Brûlée had all but threatened him into agreeing to: put in a good word with Giles. About her.

He groaned quietly to himself, debating the pros and cons.

Pro: Brûlée might finally stop giving him death glares.

Con: He’d have to bring up feelings in front of other men, and Giles was about as subtle as a cannon blast when uncomfortable.

Archer exhaled deeply, rubbing the bridge of his nose. “Fuck it,” he muttered, more to himself than anyone.

Without preamble or any of the grace Brûlée had likely imagined for this moment, Archer turned toward Giles and blurted, “You aware Brûlée fancies you?”

Giles blinked.

Penguin blinked.

Even the hammering seemed to stop for a second.

“…What?” Giles asked, stunned.

“Mate, you can’t just drop that like a bomb,” Penguin whispered, eyes wide.

Archer realized, far too late, that he may have just made a catastrophic mistake. “Oh, for fuck’s sake,” he muttered, then looked back at Giles. “Look, it’s not exactly subtle.”

“It’s not?” Giles asked, dumbfounded.

“No,” Archer said, though in truth, it absolutely was. “I mean—come on. It’s obvious. Even a blind monkey could see it.”

“I think you’re full of shit,” Giles replied, blinking still.

Archer rolled his eyes and smacked Giles on the shoulder. “You are unbelievable. The signs are all there, you just haven’t been paying attention. She’s always near you. She laughs at your terrible jokes. She brought you coffee this morning, for crying out loud. She doesn’t even like coffee.”

Penguin, catching on to Archer’s not-so-subtle pleading look, finally jumped in. “Yeah, uh—he’s not wrong,” he said, shrugging. “She’s been circling you like a shark with a favorite rock. It’s kind of obvious if you squint.”

Archer pointed at him with approval. “See? Validation.”

Giles stared at them both like they’d started speaking a different language.

“Just… think about it,” Archer said, already backing away. “Look for the signs, yeah? You’re not entirely daft.”

Giles still hadn’t spoken a word by the time Archer had turned and started walking away, leaving him and Penguin to deal with the emotional fallout.

He stuffed his hands into his pockets and muttered under his breath, “There. I did it. Not how she wanted it, but I’m not fucking Cupid.”

Behind him, he heard Penguin say to Giles, “...You okay, mate?”

Giles groaned. “I think my brain just short-circuited.”

“Yeah, that’ll happen around Archer.”

Archer smirked again, satisfied. Brûlée might kill him later for the blunt delivery, but hey—he’d followed through. More or less. And if Giles had half a brain in that fishy head of his, he’d start noticing things now. Like the way Brûlée always found reasons to hover nearby, or how she blushed when he complimented her powers.

Or how, when Giles wasn’t paying attention, Brûlée looked at him like he was the only person in the room.

He shook his head and walked further along the dock, giving the ship a last glance before heading inside for the night. Cupid’s job was done. Badly, sure, but done nonetheless.

Chapter 137: Rats

Summary:

Plan? What plan?
Sabo
Dragon
Place
Teams
Chopping
Booming
Yelling

Chapter Text

The scent hit him before anyone else had even registered a thing.

Smoke, ash, blood.

To Archer, it wasn't just a smell—it was a warning, a pulse, a shift in the world around them. His devil fruit may have been considered unconventional, maybe even silly to some, but in moments like this, it was a blessing. One whiff of the burning air, and he knew—they'd started. The Revolution wasn’t biding its time anymore.

They were moving.

He stood at the front of the Silence, gripping the railing so tightly his knuckles went pale. The wind carried the acrid stench to him like a promise. Mary Geoise was on the horizon, and the battle was already humming in the distance like a storm preparing to split the world in half.

Behind him, footsteps sounded—light, confident. Rosinante.

"You smell it?" Rosinante asked softly, no need to clarify what it was.

Archer gave a slow nod. “It’s started,” he murmured. “The whole fucking thing. Took them long enough.”

It had been eight days since the shipwrights had finished repairs on the Silence, eight long, dragging days spent docked in uncertainty while the world sat perched on the edge of war. They had sharpened swords, mended sails, and drilled for what was to come, but Archer had felt it in every joint of his body—the need to move.

The need to fight.

Now, it was here.

Archer turned and scanned the deck, watching his crew move with a quiet energy that bordered on tension. They all felt it. Even Giles, usually humming while polishing his harpoon, was eerily silent. Penguin stood stiff-backed near the helm. Pudding was already checking her revolver, and Brûlée was muttering to herself, eyes narrowed at the far-off horizon.

And then there was Tama.

His little warrior.

She ran up the steps from below deck, wearing her patched-up jacket like armor and grinning with all her teeth. The scar that sliced from her left brow to the top of her cheek was still red and healing—but she wore it proudly. She tugged at the hem of her jacket and struck a dramatic pose at the top of the stairs.

“Look, Dad!” she yelled. “I match you now!”

Archer grinned wide, heart swelling. “Damn right, you do.”

“I’m gonna scare Celestial Dragons with my face alone!” she declared, then spun in a circle, nearly knocking over a crate.

Rosinante, behind him, let out a dramatic groan. “No, no, no—don’t say that. You were perfect before the scar, Tama.”

Tama stuck her tongue out at him. “I’m perfect now too!”

“You are, sweetheart,” Archer said, scooping her up easily and lifting her over his head. “You’re the best damn pirate on this ship.”

“I thought I was,” Penguin called out.

“Best little pirate,” Archer corrected without missing a beat.

Tama giggled and clung to his neck. “Are we gonna punch bad people now?”

“Oh yeah,” he said, voice lower now. “We’re gonna do a lot more than that.”

Rosinante stepped up beside them, face solemn again. “We’re really doing this, aren’t we?”

“We are.” Archer lowered Tama gently to the deck. “It’s now or never.”

Rosinante exhaled slowly, running a hand through his blond hair. “I’ll wake the others.”

“They’re already up,” Archer said. “They’ve been waiting same as me.”

He took a moment to look out across the sea. The water shimmered with a gold glow from the setting sun. But beyond it—beyond the horizon where the light faded into smoke—Mary Geoise waited like a rotting crown perched on a dying empire. He could feel it in his teeth.

The Revolution had started, and he was ready to carve his name into the bones of the old world.

As the rest of the crew assembled on deck, Archer turned to face them.

“We’re going to meet them head-on,” he said, loud and clear. “By the time the sun rises, the whole damn world will know we were there, again.”

Tama let out a cheer, echoed by a few others. Raya nodded, adjusting the belt of knives around her waist. Giles grunted and patted his harpoon. Even Brûlée cracked a little smile—dangerous and sharp.

“Archer,” Katakuri said, appearing behind him, arms crossed. “You have a plan?”

Archer raised a brow. “Would it make you feel better if I said yes?”

“No.”

“Well, good.” He smirked. “Because I do.”

Katakuri looked like he didn’t believe him for a second, but he didn’t argue either.

Rosinante leaned in close and murmured, “You really do have one, right?”

Archer turned his head and whispered back, “Not a clue. But we’ll figure it out.”

Rosinante groaned and covered his face with both hands.

“Relax,” Archer said, chuckling. “We’re not walking into this blind. Revolutionaries start the fire. We join it. Hit hard, hit fast, get who we came for.”

Archer stood at the prow of the Silence, coat whipping in the wind, Tama tucked safely behind him with Giles. He narrowed his eyes at the figures already waiting at the dock.

Sabo.

And Morley, hulking and unmistakable, grinning from ear to ear as he waved like a tree caught in a storm.

The moment the ship docked, Sabo leapt aboard without hesitation, arms open.

“Dads!” Sabo exclaimed, throwing his arms first around Rosinante, then Archer, and then spinning to scoop Ace, Tama, and Luc into a group hug. “You made it!”

“Missed you too, brat,” Archer said, only half-smirking as he returned the hug with a thump to Sabo’s back.

“Okay, enough,” Archer grunted after a second, wriggling out of the embrace. “What’s the damn plan?”

Katakuri groaned from behind him—long, drawn out and filled with meaning. Archer didn’t need to turn around to feel the heat of that judgmental glare on the back of his neck.

Sabo, unsurprisingly, just chuckled. “Straight to business, huh? Can’t say I’m shocked.”

“Don’t got time for speeches,” Archer muttered.

“Well, Dragon and the commanders want to talk with you both,” Sabo said, motioning for them to follow. “Come on. It’s not far.”

They started walking through scorched streets and smoking stone. The remnants of Celestial luxury lay in pieces, the towering archways and pristine marble of Mary Geoise looking more like ancient ruins than the seat of world power. Archer took it all in with cool eyes—this wasn’t just a battlefield. It was an ending.

And, if they played their cards right, a beginning.

As they moved uphill, through the ash-coated roads, the familiar shape of a building took form in the smoky morning light.

It was nearly unrecognizable, its windows shattered and its walls charred, but there it stood—

The old Donquixote mansion.

Archer stopped for a beat and gave a small, incredulous snort. “Of all the places…”

Last time they’d been here, they had left with nearly everything of value from the basement. A couple of noble secrets. And a ridiculous number of expensive cigars.

Rosinante beside him had frozen.

Archer immediately reached over and took his hand. “You alright?”

Rosinante stared up at the cracked facade, lips pressed into a thin line. Then, slowly, he nodded. “There’s something… poetic about it, isn’t there?” he murmured, voice thoughtful. “That this place… this damn place is being used for something good now. For freedom. Maybe it’s what my parents and Uncle Mjosgard always wanted it to be. A start, not an end.”

Archer glanced at the building again. It was half-destroyed, lopsided, scorched—but somehow, it stood taller than ever. Maybe Rosinante was right.

“I never thought about it that way,” Archer admitted, squeezing his hand.

Rosinante smiled down at him, the kind of smile that didn’t quite reach the eyes but meant everything nonetheless. “Didn’t think you had.”

“Rude,” Archer muttered, and let go of his hand to slap the back of his head lightly.

Sabo pushed open the half-broken door and led them inside. Dust fell in lazy spirals from the collapsed ceiling above, and the air was thick with soot and memory. They stepped into the main hall where a fireplace still glowed softly, stubbornly burning despite the broken roof above it.

And there, standing with his back to them, was Dragon.

Beside him, arranged like statues carved from war, stood the commanders of the Revolutionary Army. Lindbergh, Betty, Karasu, and Belo Betty all nodded in greeting—but before anyone could say a words Koala shot forward and barreled into Archer and Rosinante with so much force it nearly knocked them back into the hallway. She hugged them both, one arm around each neck, pressing her cheek to Archer’s and sniffling loudly.

“I missed you!”

“Koala, we saw you—” Rosinante began.

“Shut up, I missed you anyway,” she snapped, clutching tighter.

Archer laughed and gave her a solid squeeze. “You’re not gonna let me breathe, are you?”

“No.”

That was fair.

As Koala finally let them go, Archer looked up—and saw Dragon still hadn’t turned around.

“Hey!” Archer called across the scorched room, eyes narrowing. “Took you long enough to pull your damn finger out of your ass!”

There was a soft thwap as Rosinante smacked the back of Archer’s head, hard.

“Ow! What the hell was that for?”

“Don’t yell at the leader of a global revolution the second we get here!” Rosinante hissed.

“I could have said worse,” Archer muttered, rubbing his head. Behind them, several of the Roaring Pirates were snickering into their sleeves—Gin included.

Dragon turned around slowly, expression unreadable under his hood. His face was pale, carved with lines of strain and smoke, but his eyes were steel.

“Portgas,” he said simply. “We need your help.”

Archer didn’t miss a beat. “No shit.”

Rosinante groaned into his hands again.

 

Archer didn’t even bother pretending to be polite. The moment Koala let go of him and the initial greetings were out of the way, he crossed his arms and tilted his head at Dragon with that unmistakable edge in his eyes.

“Alright,” he drawled. “So tell me something, old man—why the hell do you need our help? You’ve spent what—fifteen? Sixteen years building the Revolution, gathering all these powerful people, raising Sabo to be your golden boy, and now you’re stuck?”

Behind him, Rosinante groaned softly and pinched the bridge of his nose. He didn’t say a word, but Archer could feel that familiar glare boring into the back of his skull.

He ignored it.

Dragon’s sigh was slow and measured, as if he had prepared for this exact tone of questioning. “We’ve made significant progress,” he said, voice calm. “The outer districts of Mary Geoise are under our control. The civilian workers have been freed. The towers and the estate zones are down. But the inner city—the actual power center—it’s locked up tight. We haven’t been able to get near it.”

Archer raised an eyebrow. “The nobles?”

“Hidden. Possibly underground,” Dragon admitted. “We can’t locate the Five Elders. The Holy Knights haven’t made a single move. It’s like they’ve vanished.”

“So… you’re stuck,” Archer said, voice flat. “You’re all dressed up with nowhere to go.”

Dragon gave a single, curt nod. “Exactly. We’ve reached a standstill. We need something that’ll disrupt them. Stir things up. But none of my commanders can agree on what to do.”

That made Archer pause.

He looked sideways at Rosinante, who was watching him closely. No words passed between them, but the look said enough. Rosinante gave the smallest of nods, quiet approval in his eyes.

Alright then.

Archer turned his gaze back to Dragon, his expression shifting from cynical to sharp. Hands slid into his coat pockets, and he took a slow step forward.

“So, you want someone to stir the pot,” Archer said. “You want a spark. Fine. We’ve started worse fires before.”

Dragon didn’t speak, waiting.

“But,” Archer went on, narrowing his eyes, “if you want us to do it—me and Rosinante—it’s going to be on our terms. No input from your commanders. No half-assed backup plans. No lectures. You wanted help, and now you’re gonna have to let the problem get messy.”

Karasu stiffened across the room. Betty raised an eyebrow. Even Sabo looked like he was about to object, but Archer kept going.

“We’ll do it our way. That means no second-guessing, no nose-poking from your side. You and your people? You sit back and let us do what needs to be done.”

There was a pause. Tension thickened like wet rope in a storm.

Dragon’s face remained unreadable, but Archer wasn’t done.

“In return, we want three seats at your war table,” he said coolly. “Rosinante. Giles. And Katakuri.”

That last part caused a stir. Someone—probably Lindbergh—made a small noise of protest. Dragon didn’t respond.

“They sit in on planning. They know the terrain, and more importantly, they know me,” Archer added. “You want results? Then you deal with the whole package.”

“And if I say no?” Dragon asked.

“Then you can enjoy your little stalemate and we’ll be on our way,” Archer said with a smirk. “You’re the one who said you needed us. I’m just making it official.”

Rosinante stepped forward at that, his voice quiet but firm. “He’s not wrong, Dragon. You know how we operate. You came to us for a reason.”

Dragon looked between them, his jaw tightening. The fire crackled beside him, casting long shadows across the half-ruined mansion.

Finally, he spoke. “Fine.”

Archer blinked.

“You’ll have full operational freedom,” Dragon said. “And the three of them will sit at the war table. But I expect results.”

“You’ll have them,” Archer said, lips twitching into something between a grin and a threat. “By tomorrow morning, you’ll have your opening.”

“Do I even want to know what you’re planning?” Sabo asked cautiously.

“No,” Archer said, already turning toward the door. “You don’t.”

Rosinante chuckled softly and followed him out, coat sweeping behind him like a silent curtain. Once they were outside, the cold air bit at their faces. The sky overhead was tinted orange, the firelight from distant buildings casting a strange glow across the mountaintop.

They didn’t speak for a while.

Finally, Rosinante asked, “Do you have a plan?”

Archer grinned, teeth sharp in the low light. “I’ve got the start of one.”

Rosinante raised an eyebrow.

“We’ll give them exactly what they want,” Archer said. “The nobles think they’re safe because they’re hidden. That no one will find them. That no one will dare reach them.” He turned, golden eyes catching the glint of firelight. “We’re going to remind them who we are.”

Rosinante just smiled, the kind of smile he only ever gave when he knew things were about to get very, very loud.

“So,” Archer said as they walked back toward their camp, “feel like stirring the pot?”

“I was born for it,” Rosinante said, lips twitching.

“And here I thought you were born to fall down stairs,” Archer said, smirking.

“I can multitask.”

Archer laughed. A real one, this time.

Tomorrow would be hell. But tonight?

Tonight, the fire was theirs to spread.

 

Outside the half-burned skeleton of the Donquixote mansion, the air was thick with the scent of smoke and old stone. The sky hung low, tinted with ash and heat. Archer stood with his hands in his coat pockets, his eyes scanning over the gathering crew.

Rosinante was the first to speak, stepping forward with that familiar calm that Archer had always envied and loved in equal measure. “All right, listen up,” he called. “I’ll be heading inside to the war room. With me are Giles, Katakuri, and Tama.”

Tama gave a tiny wave from beside Katakuri’s massive frame, the little girl holding her head high with far more confidence than her size suggested.

Rosinante continued, voice steady. “We’ll handle the planning part. But judging by my dear husband’s face…” He glanced sideways at Archer, lips twitching into a half-smile, “…he has something a little more hands-on in mind.”

Then he stepped back, like he was unveiling a prizefighter. All eyes turned to Archer.

He let the silence hang a second too long—just enough to make them shift slightly on their feet—before his smirk curved like a knife. “You ever catch a rat?”

There were some nods. Penguin snorted. Ace shrugged. Timble raised a hand halfway, already grinning.

“Good,” Archer said. “Then you know step one is closing every escape route. Step two?” He raised an eyebrow. “Bait.”

A low murmur rippled through the group.

“The rats—the nobles, the Elders, whoever’s hiding down there in the belly of this rotten mountain—they feel safe. Untouchable. Comfortable in the dark. So we’re going to remind them how very wrong they are.”

He stepped forward, sweeping a hand toward the crew. “We split into two teams. I’ll lead one. Raya, you’ve got the other.”

Raya, already lounging with one arm resting across Brûlée’s shoulder, straightened and gave him a crooked grin. “Finally,” she muttered. “Something fun.”

“My team will be me, Ace, Penguin, Gin, and Nugget,” Archer said, counting them off with gloved fingers. “Raya’s will be her, Pudding, Brûlée, Timble, and Luc.”

Luc let out a low growl of acknowledgment, already shifting into her sabercat form, her massive paws silent on the stones. Brûlée tilted her mirror slightly with a sly look.

“Raya’s crew goes sewer-diving,” Archer said. “We’re talking explosives. A lot of explosives. I want the underbelly of Mary Geoise rigged like a firework show in hell. Walls, tunnels, walkways—anything that looks like an escape route? Blow it.”

Raya saluted lazily. “Can do.”

“And once that’s done,” Archer continued, “you meet us back here.”

He turned toward Brûlée. “Keep your mirror ready in case things go to shit and we need a fast way out.”

She tapped the glass with one long nail. “Always do.”

Then his gaze shifted to Luc. “Keep that nose sharp. If you smell anything even remotely suspicious, growl twice and alert the rest. We’re not walking into any ambushes.”

Luc blinked slowly, then nodded, fur bristling slightly in agreement.

“As for my team…” Archer’s smirk widened. “We’ve got some corpses to chop.”

Ace made a face. “Please tell me you don’t mean fresh ones.”

Archer laughed. “Don’t be squeamish, firefly. They’re nobles. They’ve been dropping like flies since the fighting started. Time to make use of that.”

Timble’s eyes lit up with gruesome enthusiasm. “Ohhh, I get it. You’re planning a message.”

“Exactly,” Archer said, pointing at him. “Something theatrical. Something to send flying straight into their fortified little nest after the sewers are turned into rubble.”

Gin cracked his knuckles. “Sounds like fun.”

“It will be,” Archer promised.

Behind him, the rest of the Roaring Pirates began moving, assembling into their teams, checking weapons, passing notes and quick nods. No hesitation. Just focus—and a little bit of gleeful madness.

Then Archer turned, eyes locking on someone standing off to the side.

Sabo.

The kid looked torn between pride and deep concern. He had that worried furrow in his brow that always showed up when Archer started smiling the wrong way.

Archer raised his hand, pointing directly at him. “You.”

Sabo blinked. “What?”

“I need two—no, three trebuchets.”

“Trebuchets?”

“Yes. And get a squad dragging every noble corpse they can find over to them. I don’t care if they’re missing limbs or faces or half a damn torso. I want all of them.”

Sabo stared. “You’re serious.”

Archer’s grin widened. “Son, I am always serious when I’m smiling like this.”

Rosinante coughed behind him, clearly biting back a comment. But even he didn’t argue.

“I want those trebuchets built by dawn,” Archer added. “And make sure someone oils them. I want them firing clean.”

Sabo just shook his head. “I’ll see what I can do.”

“You’ll do great,” Archer said cheerfully. “Now go be useful.”

As Sabo ran off, still muttering to himself, Archer turned to look at the mansion again. A symbol of everything that had gone wrong—and now, maybe, something they could turn into what came next.

Rosinante stepped beside him. “This is going to make a mess.”

“It’s supposed to,” Archer said.

“You do realize there’s no going back after this.”

“I was never interested in going back.”

Rosinante looked at him, then leaned down and pressed a soft kiss to his temple. “Just… don’t get yourself killed being clever.”

Archer grinned. “Wouldn’t dream of it.”

And with that, he waved his crew forward.

 

Archer was humming. A low, catchy tune Giles had played the night before with his usual theatrical flair—something about a shark prince and a blood moon. The melody looped in his head as his gloved hands moved with ease, slicing through tendons and sinew, the blade slipping under a jawline with the familiarity of someone gutting fish.

“Next one!” he called cheerfully, tossing a severed noble head into the growing pile beside one of the half-built trebuchets.

Penguin caught it in a burlap sack and gave him a thumbs up. “Clean cut, Captain!”

“Always is,” Archer replied, twirling the bloody blade between his fingers.

Around him, his team worked like a well-oiled, mildly psychotic machine. Gin had taken to stacking the bodies into grotesque little pyramids, all limbs and expensive coats. Penguin, bless him, was busy painting crude messages onto stiffened noble chests in red ink—or blood, depending on what was handier. Ace was leaning against the wheel of the second trebuchet, eating an apple like he hadn’t just kicked a corpse in the ribs to get it to roll into place.

It was, in Archer’s opinion, a perfect morning.

Two of the three trebuchets were already complete, courtesy of Sabo and a group of surprisingly efficient carpenters. Archer had underestimated the boy’s ability to mobilize when properly horrified.

He glanced toward the ridge where the Revolution’s tents dotted the hillside like awkward mushroom growths. A group of young soldiers stood clustered in silent horror, staring at the head-lobbing spectacle. One of them, a tall freckled lad with a nervous twitch, made a gagging sound before stumbling away.

Archer snorted. “Poor green boys. Probably thought a revolution was all banners and speeches.”

Penguin chuckled beside him. “One of them asked me earlier if this was really necessary.”

“What’d you say?”

“I told him we’re artists.”

Archer cackled. “Good man.”

Across the field, Lindbergh stood with his arms crossed, a disapproving frown locked into his mechanical features. When Archer met his eye, he gave him a wide, deliberately slow smile, then hissed like a cat, baring his teeth.

Lindbergh muttered something to the person next to him and walked off.

“Fun times,” Archer muttered to himself.

Sabo lingered a little farther off, close enough to watch but far enough to feign plausible deniability. Archer knew the boy was uncomfortable. Not because he was against the message—Sabo had more reason than most to loathe the nobles—but because the methods, well… they were Roaring Pirate methods. Bloody. Unapologetic. Effective.

And for once, Sabo couldn’t stop them.

Archer had made it perfectly clear to Dragon: if they were going to help, it would be on their terms. No supervision. No suggestions. And absolutely no moral hand-wringing.

This wasn’t a speech. This was theater.

“Oi, Cap,” Gin called. “This one’s got a ring stuck on his finger. Fancy.”

“Cut the whole hand, we’ll mail it separately,” Archer replied without looking up.

“Love it.”

Another head thunked into a sack. Another note scrawled in crimson across noble silk. Another body lifted into place.

They worked in rhythm, like craftsmen prepping an exhibit.

By now, the field was half-shadowed in the orange light of dawn. Across the rubble-strewn valley, the burnt outline of the Donquixote mansion stood like a reminder of everything that had led to this moment. The World Nobles had thought themselves untouchable, hiding in their inner city, locked behind gilded gates and holy titles.

But Archer had grown up with stories about rats. You could smoke them out, drown them, trap them. Or if you were clever—and Archer always fancied himself clever—you could use their own dead to rattle them loose.

“Any word from Raya?” Ace asked, tossing the apple core at a noble’s head.

“She’ll signal when the sewers are ready,” Archer said. “Until then, we prep.”

“You think they’ll really panic when it starts raining heads?” Ace asked, squinting at the trebuchet like it was a puzzle box.

“I think they’ll piss their silk-lined pants,” Archer said with a grin. “We don’t need to kill them all. Just make them run.”

“And when they run…” Gin added.

“We spring the trap.”

Ace blew out a low whistle. “Damn. You’re good at this.”

Archer raised a brow. “What? Guerrilla warfare, head collection, or traumatizing aristocrats?”

“All of it.”

He shrugged. “I’ve had a lot of practice.”

A soft crunch of boots behind him made Archer glance over his shoulder. Sabo stood there, looking tired and faintly green.

“You need something, commander?” Archer asked, voice light.

“No. Just… checking in.”

Archer gave him a pointed look. “You’re not here to stop me, are you?”

Sabo held up his hands. “No. I know the deal.”

“Good. Then enjoy the show.”

There was a pause. Then Sabo said quietly, “You know this is going to scare the hell out of people, right? Not just the nobles.”

“That’s the point,” Archer replied, turning back to his work. “The only way to break a myth is to make them bleed like men.”

He cleaned his blade on a noble’s discarded cloak, then looked back at the trebuchets with satisfaction.

“Now,” he said, “let’s load these bastards up.”

Behind him, his crew cheered.

 

The day had started off bloody. Archer hadn’t expected it to get funny too.

He was just cleaning his blade on the embroidered sleeve of some ex-noble’s coat when the mansion doors burst open behind him. Out stormed Katakuri—stoic, brooding Katakuri—with his pants half-down and one hand desperately gripping the waistband while the other clutched a gilded hand mirror.

Archer blinked. “Well, that’s new.”

Lucky for Katakuri, Gin was already there, doing his best to help the tall man with his trousers while keeping a straight face. Unsuccessfully.

From the mirror came Brûlée’s unmistakable shriek:
“NO ONE—and I mean NO ONE—wants to surprise their older brother while he’s taking a shit, Katakuri!”

That did it. Archer burst out laughing. Loud, wheezing, doubled-over laughter. “That’s what this is about? You were on the toilet?”

Katakuri’s ears went red. “Brûlée opened the mirror without warning.”

“She never knocks,” Gin said helpfully, wiping tears of mirth from his eyes.

Katakuri shoved the mirror toward Archer, muttering, “Just talk to her.”

Still chuckling, Archer took it. “Brûlée, sweetheart. Everything ready?”

The mirror witch’s face came into view, scowling but otherwise composed. Her hair was full of ash.

“Just waiting on the signal. Raya and Timble are in place. We blow the gates, I open the way, and we pull our people out.”

“Excellent,” Archer said with a grin. “Be ready. You’ll see the signal—giant fireball in the sky.”

Brûlée gave a curt nod and snapped the mirror shut, leaving behind only the faint echo of, “Tell Katakuri to buy a damn lock!”

Still amused, Archer turned to Ace, who stood nearby, idly flipping a coin through his fingers.

“Go get your Papa. And Dragon too. It’s almost time.”

Ace gave a lazy salute and vanished in a trail of smoke. Moments later, he returned with Rosinante, Dragon, and a handful of Revolution commanders in tow. Rosinante gave Archer a once-over, noting the blood splatters, the head pile, the way Archer was practically glowing with excitement.

“You look like you’re having fun,” Rosinante muttered, arms crossed.

“I am having fun,” Archer replied, not hiding his grin.

Dragon stepped forward, face unreadable. “My people are in position. Is the assault beginning?”

“We’ll join if needed,” Archer said simply. “But not before. We’ve already made enough of a statement.”

Dragon looked at him carefully. “You’re confident this will work?”

“No,” Archer said brightly. “But it’ll be loud, and that usually helps.”

He gave Ace a nod. The younger man grinned and raised both hands, conjuring a swirling sphere of flame that pulsed hotter and brighter until the heat made nearby Revolutionaries step back. With a roar, Ace hurled it high into the sky.

The fireball exploded above them, a burst of sun-bright orange lighting the valley. A moment of silence followed.

Then the ground shook.

A muffled boom echoed in the distance—then another, and another. The earth beneath their feet rumbled as distant stone cracked and fell. Smoke rose from behind the walls of the inner city.

Ace exhaled. “Raya never misses her cue.”

Archer turned, just in time to see the massive mirror shimmer to life beside them. Out stepped Raya and her team—covered in soot, grinning like children caught with stolen sweets. Timble looked like he’d singed off his eyebrows again.

“Did we miss the fireworks?” Raya asked, wiping grime from her face.

“No,” Archer said. “You are the fireworks.”

Then, from within the city walls, the screaming began. It wasn’t wild—not yet—but it was focused. Panicked. Like hundreds of voices were suddenly squeezed into one tight corridor.

“They’re all grouping together,” Rosinante observed. “We trapped them in?”

“Like rats” Archer murmured. “Let’s finish it.”

He signaled to Gin and Penguin, who stood ready beside the trebuchets. With a synchronized pull of levers, the great wooden arms snapped forward. And like birds of grotesque prey, heads, limbs, and torsos soared through the sky.

They arced over the walls of the inner city and vanished from sight.

A second later, the real screaming started.

Shrill. Endless. Drenched in panic.

“Again,” Archer said.

More ropes pulled. More bodies flew.

By the third volley, even the Revolution soldiers were gaping. Heads rolled across marbled courtyards, noble silk tangled with intestines. Somewhere in the distance, a bell began to toll frantically.

Archer turned to Dragon.

“Well? What the fuck are you waiting for? There are holes in the wall, wide enough to march elephants through. The nobles are gathered, huddled like fleas on a dead dog. Send your damn people in.”

Dragon’s head snapped up. He gave a single, sharp nod, then turned to his lieutenants. “Now! Take the city!”

The orders flew. Within seconds, Revolution soldiers were pouring through the breach, flags raised, weapons drawn, mouths set.

Before he turned to follow them, Dragon looked back at Archer. “You remind me of your uncle.”

Archer blinked. “Oh really?”

Dragon gave him a very dry look. “Yes.”

Archer blinked again. “You met him?”

“God Valley.”

“Small world,” Archer muttered.

Dragon gave him a faint, unreadable smirk. “Terrifying one, too.” Then he was gone, vanishing into the storm his allies had created.

Archer turned back toward the battlefield, grinning like a madman. Around him, the Roaring Pirates whooped, laughed, and sang. Rosinante simply shook his head, sliding his cigarette between his lips and lighting it from the dying embers of Ace’s sky-fire.

 

Chapter 138: All in the family

Summary:

Drunks
Heads (again)
Pudding
Raya
The rage
Bath
News
The truth

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It got old.

Watching the Revolution try to take Mary Geoise was starting to feel like watching molasses drip off a broken spoon. It was slow. It was repetitive. And worse? It was boring.

Archer paced the length of the makeshift camp like a wolf in a too-small cage. His fingers twitched at his sides, his jaw clenched tight, and his eyes scanned the skyline for something—anything—to happen. One of the Elders. One of the admirals. Hell, a giant sea king crashing through the wall would have been better than this creeping crawl of inactivity.

Rosinante had tried to get him to sit. Sabo had offered him a drink. Even Luc tried to sit on his lap and hand him snacks.

Nothing helped.

There was something clawing at his gut, gnawing behind his ribs. Something big. Something wrong. And he couldn't see it yet, couldn't reach it, but it was coming for them. He knew it.

Everyone else knew something was off too. Archer's mood had soured the air around him like a storm brewing offshore. The crew kept their distance. Even Giles, normally brave in his own big-fish way, found an excuse to guard the trebuchets. Timble stayed within throwing distance with his darts. Just in case.

Only Rosinante, Ace, Sabo, and the girls could get close without Archer snapping. And even then, Rosinante had to keep a hand near his coat pocket. Just in case.

Then it happened.

Archer had been trying to walk it off. Again. He'd wandered far enough from the main tents that the voices of the others were muffled. Just footsteps on trampled grass and that low burn in his skull.

And then he heard it.

"Please... please don't—let me go—I want to go back—"

Pudding.

Archer's blood froze. Then it boiled. He moved without thinking. Without blinking. He ripped the tent flap open like it offended him just by existing.

There she was.

Pudding. Her dress torn. Shoulders bare. Tear-streaked cheeks flushed with alcohol and shame. One of the boys had her arm. Another had her waist.

Archer didn't speak. He didn't need to speak.

They were dead before they even realized who had entered.

The first man's head hit the dirt with a sickening thud. The others tried to scramble. To beg. To explain.

Too late.

By the time Archer was done, the tent looked like a slaughterhouse. The ground was slick. The canvas walls sprayed with red. Archer's shirt was soaked, and his eyes still burned like a man possessed.

He knelt down, picked Pudding up gently, like she was made of glass. She hiccupped, still crying. Still clutching the remains of her dress.

"I'm sorry," she whispered, barely audible.

"Don't you dare," Archer muttered. He tore off his bloodied shirt and wrapped it around her like a shawl. Then, one by one, he chopped the heads off the corpses. His face didn't change. Not once. He lined them up, shoved them into a bag, and walked straight to the command center.

The doors slammed open with a thunderous crack.

Everyone inside turned.

Dragon.

Ivankov.

Belo Betty.

Koala.

Katakuri.

Giles.

Rosinante.

He didn’t care.

Archer walked to the center of the room, pulled the sack from his shoulder, and dumped the heads onto the floor in front of Dragon. Blood splattered across the map table.

"This," Archer spat, pointing to the grotesque pile, "is the result of your noble fucking army."

The room was silent.

Pudding stood behind him, trembling, still wearing Archer's shirt. Her eyes refused to look at the heads.

"Five of your precious little revolutionaries tried to entertain one of my crewmates," Archer growled. "Dragged her off for a drink. Ripped her dress. Tried to keep her there. She said no. They didn’t care."

He leaned forward, eyes locked on Dragon like daggers.

"So tell me, Dragon," he said softly, dangerously, "tell me what gives your little rebellion the right to prey on women like the filth you're trying to fight? What gives you the right to shelter trash like that?"

Dragon opened his mouth, but Archer slammed his fist down on the table, hard enough to crack the wood.

"Don’t. Don’t you dare say it’s just a few bad eggs. Don’t you dare tell me this is unfortunate or sad. Don’t fucking pacify me like I’m some caged beast."

Rosinante moved then, stepping between Archer and the others, hand raised.

"Archer, we can handle this. Please. Take a breath."

"No," Archer said flatly. "No breath. Not now. Not when she was crying, and no one came. Not when the so-called revolution is turning into the same kind of monster it swore to kill."

He turned his gaze back to Dragon, who was still silent.

"You want my support? You want our support? Then explain to me why I shouldn’t walk out there right now and put your whole little movement into the dirt where it belongs."

The silence lingered like smoke after a fire.

Then, slowly, Dragon stepped forward.

He looked at the heads. At Pudding. At Archer.

"You're right," he said. His voice was calm. Tired. "There is no excuse. I will make sure the rest of my people know what happened here. There will be consequences. Publicly."

Archer didn’t move.

"You have my word," Dragon continued. "And if you ever hear of something like this again, from anyone in my ranks, I give you full permission to do the same thing you did today."

Archer studied him for a moment, eyes cold.

Then, he nodded once, sharply.

"Good."

He turned on his heel, pulled Pudding gently along with him, and strode out of the command center without another word.

No one tried to stop him.

Later, Archer sat alone on a crate near the edge of the camp. Shirtless. Still stained.

Rosinante approached quietly, sitting beside him.

They didn’t talk for a long time.

Finally, Archer sighed.

"I didn’t want to do it."

"I know."

"But they were going to hurt her."

"I know that too."

Archer looked at his hands.

"Something's coming, Rosi. I can feel it. Like a boulder about to crush us, and we can't get out of the way."

Rosinante nodded, his hand reaching for Archer's.

"Then we stand together," he said. "Even when the world goes to shit. Especially then."

Archer let the silence fall again.

 

Everyone was scared of him now.

Well—not his own crew. They’d seen worse. They’d seen the storm behind the smile, the quiet fury that only ever broke loose when something sacred was crossed. But the Revolution?

They were learning.

Not that they hadn’t been afraid before—Archer’s reputation had always preceded him. But now? Now his temper wasn’t just ink on bounty posters or the wild exaggerations of some half-drunk tavern tale.

They’d seen it.

They’d watched him step through blood and bone like it was nothing. Watched him cut through their own with no hesitation. Watched him carry a broken girl in his arms and leave a room full of leaders stunned and speechless.

And the reaction?

Revenge, in whispers. Fear, in stares. Respect, in the way no one dared look him in the eye.

Not that Archer gave a shit.

He didn’t care about politics or the aftermath. Let Dragon clean that mess. Archer only cared about one thing right now—that Pudding was alright.

So he sat by her side in the galley, shoulders tense, arms crossed, while she sobbed and choked out her story to her siblings. Katakuri looked ready to kill. Brûlée held Pudding’s hand like it was the only thing keeping her from falling apart. Gin—quiet, dangerous Gin—just stood behind them, jaw tight, arms folded, saying nothing.

It was hard to listen to. Archer’s jaw kept clenching. His fingers twitched like they wanted a sword. But he didn’t interrupt. He didn’t try to comfort. He knew better.

He’d learned that the hard way—with Doflamingo.

She had to say it out loud.

She had to drag it out of her own chest, or it would live there forever, festering.

Brûlée wiped her sister’s face with a gentle hand and cooed softly. Katakuri’s hands were balled into fists so tight the veins in his arms bulged. Gin? Gin finally reached forward and slapped Katakuri across the face.

"You're not helping her like this," he muttered.

That snapped Katakuri out of it.

But the question now was: what next?

Pudding needed to feel safe. And safety wasn’t just Archer swinging a sword or a crew standing guard.

She needed strength she could carry herself.

So, when she finished, Archer looked at her—not like a captain, or a friend, or a savior. Just… calm. Steady.

"You need Raya."

Pudding blinked at him, confused, her voice hoarse. "What for?"

Archer tilted his head slightly. He wasn’t smiling. Not even a little.

"You’re deadly with a gun," he said. "Fast. Smart. But that’s not enough."

She furrowed her brows. Her lips trembled.

"You need to learn close combat," he continued, his tone gentle but firm. "And Raya’s the best for that. She’s your size. She knows how to fight dirty. Fast. Efficient. She’s also a damn good teacher."

Pudding looked down, fiddling with the sleeves of his shirt she still wore.

"And—" Archer paused, his voice tightening just a little, "—you’re… naive."

She looked up at him sharply. Brûlée started to protest, but Archer held up a hand.

"Not in a bad way," he clarified. "You're sweet. You believe in people. But that makes you a target. And I won’t always be there to kill the ones who smile while holding a knife behind their back."

Brûlée swallowed her words. Even Katakuri went still.

"So," Archer said, softer now, "you need Raya. Not just to teach you how to fight. But to teach you how to see. How to read people. How to know when to pull away, when to stay close, and when to shoot a bastard in the kneecap instead of the chest—just so you can ask him why afterward."

Pudding was silent.

Then slowly, she nodded. Wiped her face. Sat up straighter.

"I’ll train," she said quietly. "I don’t ever want to feel that powerless again."

Archer nodded once.

"Good."

And for the first time since he’d found her in that tent, she wasn’t crying anymore.

 

Later that evening, Archer sat on the figurehead of the Silence, a bottle of whiskey resting in his hand, the amber liquid catching the moonlight with each slow, contemplative swirl. The ocean was quieter here, farther out from the camp, though the faintest sounds of shouting and metal drifting from the distant shore told him the world hadn’t stopped moving. It never did.

The wind tugged at his hair, kissed his bare shoulders where dried blood still clung. He hadn’t washed it off yet. It didn’t feel right. Not tonight.

He heard the footsteps before they spoke.

Sabo climbed up first, balancing with natural ease, followed closely by Ace. Neither said anything as they joined Archer on the figurehead. There was no need for greetings between them. They just sat—Ace on the rail beside him, Sabo dangling his legs off the side—and stared out at the dark horizon like they were waiting for the stars to spell out answers.

Minutes passed in silence before Archer finally broke it.

“Do you feel it too?”

Ace glanced at him, eyebrow raised.

“The wind,” Archer clarified. “The way it’s whispering. Like it’s warning us. Something’s coming, something that’ll shake everything we are. Everything we’ve fought for. It’s like the world’s about to tip, and we’re either going to see it clearly for the first time… or fall headfirst into the abyss.”

Ace didn’t answer immediately. He just sighed and rubbed at the back of his neck like something was bothering him under the skin.

“I’ve had this itch,” he muttered finally. “Been with me for weeks. Can’t shake it. Keeps me up some nights. I don’t know what it is, but… I’m worried. For my son. And Sanji. All of my family.”

Sabo didn’t say a word at first. He just leaned back, looking up at the stars like he was waiting for one to blink out.

He nodded once.

Then, “How do you do it?”

Archer blinked, turning toward him. “Do what?”

“Go primal like that,” Sabo said quietly. “On those men. Not that I’m judging, alright? I’m not. I’m glad you did it. They deserved worse. What you did… it set a standard. Sent a message no one’s going to forget. But still…” Sabo looked at him now, his blue eyes lit with an odd mix of reverence and worry. “How did you do it so easily? Was it… your Devil Fruit?”

Archer let out a humorless chuckle, then took a slow sip from the bottle before answering.

“My Devil Fruit didn’t do that,” he said, voice low. “That was me.”

Ace frowned. “You mean…”

“I’ve had that fire in me long before I ever ate the Fruit. Since I was born, it’s been there. That thing in me. That breaking point. That line. And once I cross it…” He shook his head slowly. “There’s no pulling it back.”

Sabo and Ace were silent, watching him.

“My mother,” Archer said, softer now, “used to tell me it was a family trait. Something passed down through the Rocks bloodline. She said my uncle he didn’t just have it. He was it. He let it consume him. Let it rot his mind and turn his heart to stone. My mom…” Archer swallowed. “She had it too. But she fought it. She told me every day to use it for something good. To aim it at the right people. To protect.”

He looked at them both, golden eyes dim but sharp as flint.

“That’s why I love so fiercely. Why I fight like hell. I point the rage where it can do good. Toward keeping the people I care about safe.”

He took another long drink, then passed the bottle to Ace, who accepted it quietly and took a swig.

“I try to hold it back,” Archer murmured. “Every day. But it’s always there. Right under the surface.”

Sabo leaned forward, resting his elbows on his knees. “You do more than hold it back. You master it. You use it. That’s what makes you different from him. From Xebec.”

“No,” Archer said. “What makes me different is Rosinante.”

They both looked at him.

“Without him?” Archer said, staring at the ocean now. “I’d be gone. I’d be a husk. A madman howling at the moon, tearing the world apart because I didn’t know how to stop. He’s my anchor. My reason. The real hero in all of this? It’s not me.”

Sabo gave him a small, crooked smile. “You really believe that?”

“I know that,” Archer said. “Rosinante’s the one who keeps me from becoming what I hate. He’s the one who reaches me when no one else can. You’ve both seen it.”

Ace nodded solemnly, then wrapped his arms around Archer’s shoulders, pulling him into a hug.

Sabo joined a second later, pressing in on the other side, arms looping around both of them. For a long moment, none of them said a word. They just sat there, holding one another, three soldiers worn from war, from loss, from the weight of their own choices.

“We love you, Dad,” Ace murmured into Archer’s shoulder. “So much.”

“Yeah,” Sabo added, voice thick. “And it’s a damn good thing Papa’s as calm as he is. Someone’s gotta drag you back when you start flipping tables and breaking skulls.”

Archer laughed, the sound rough but real. “Yeah,” he said. “Thank god for your Papa.”

The silence returned, but it was a different silence now.

 

Later that night, the door to the captain’s quarters creaked open as Archer trudged in. The lantern on the wall was already lit, casting soft golden light across the room. The warmth and quiet were a stark contrast to the heavy thoughts that still clung to him like dried blood.

He didn’t need to say anything. Rosinante was already waiting.

"Bath’s ready," Rosinante said softly, stepping out of the adjoining bathroom. His sleeves were rolled up, and his cheeks were faintly flushed from the steam.

Archer gave a faint, tired smile and let Rosinante guide him gently by the hand. He didn’t resist as Rosinante sat him down on the edge of the tub and began undressing him, his hands careful and unhurried. The blood on Archer's skin had dried and cracked, flaking off in places, but it was still thick in the creases of his arms and beneath his fingernails.

“I didn’t want to wash it off,” Archer admitted as Rosinante unbuckled his belt. “Felt like I needed to carry it a little longer.”

Rosinante didn’t say anything at first. He just helped Archer step out of the last of his clothes and into the warm water, then knelt beside the tub and dipped a cloth in, beginning to wipe gently at the dried blood on Archer’s back.

“It’s alright,” Rosinante said finally.

Archer let out a quiet hum, closing his eyes. The warmth of the water, the slow rhythm of Rosinante’s hands, the way his voice filled the silence without pressing—it all pulled at something in him.

“I heard what you said,” Rosinante added after a while. “Out on the figurehead. To the boys.”

Archer opened his eyes, staring into the rippling surface of the water. “You were listening?”

“I always listen,” Rosinante murmured. “Especially when you’re hurting.”

Archer didn’t turn to look at him. He just shrugged. “It was the truth. You are the hero. You always have been.”

Rosinante’s hand stilled against his shoulder, and Archer finally glanced back.

“You think I’m the strong one,” Archer said, voice raw now, “but without you, Rosinante, I would’ve lost myself years ago. You’re the reason I’m still here. The center of everything for me.”

There was a long, quiet pause. Then Rosinante leaned in, pressing a kiss to Archer’s shoulder—soft, reverent, grounding.

“I love you,” he said, voice rough with emotion.

Archer reached up, threading his fingers through Rosinante’s hair and pulling him down to kiss him properly. It was slow at first—unrushed, mouths meeting gently, breathing each other in. The taste of whiskey lingered on Archer’s tongue, but it was overwhelmed by something deeper.

Rosinante leaned further over the edge of the tub, and the kiss deepened, more heat behind it now. Archer’s hands slid up Rosinante’s chest, tugging at his shirt until it slipped from his shoulders, water catching on the edge and soaking the fabric.

“Come here,” Archer whispered against his lips.

Rosinante stood, undressed without a word, and stepped into the bath with him, the water sloshing around them. He sat behind Archer, pulling him back gently so Archer could rest against his chest, his arms wrapping around his waist.

The heat, the silence, the closeness—it was enough to make Archer feel like time had stopped. Just the sound of their breathing, the quiet lap of water, and Rosinante’s heartbeat against his back.

They didn’t rush.

When Rosinante kissed the side of his neck, Archer tilted his head without hesitation, baring his throat. When Archer reached back to touch his face, Rosinante leaned into his hand. They moved like they’d done this a thousand times—and they had—but it always felt new. Always felt important.

“Rosi,” Archer whispered, turning his face to brush their foreheads together, “make me feel like myself again.”

Rosinante nodded, barely breathing the words, “Always.”

They dried off clumsily between kisses, half-laughing when Rosinante bumped his elbow against the wall and cursed softly, but the laughter faded quickly as they tumbled into bed, pulling sheets over bare skin and rediscovering the language they spoke only with each other.

Archer let go in the safety of Rosinante’s arms. Let the blood and guilt and weight of the world fall away. He gave himself over fully, heart and soul, knowing Rosinante would hold it all like something sacred.

 

Archer woke to a sharp thwack across his face.

“WAKE UP, YOU NAKED SAVAGE!”

“OW—Raya?! What the hell—”

Another whack, this time across his chest.

Archer groaned, grabbing his reading glasses from the nightstand and fumbling them onto his nose. The blurry figure standing at the foot of the bed resolved into Raya, half-dressed, eyes blazing, and wielding a folded newspaper in one hand like a sword and a dead bird in the other.

Timble, the killer of said bird, was perched smugly on her shoulder, smiling.

“I SWEAR TO GOD,” she barked, “if I wanted to see two grown men NAKED and wrapped around each other like seaweed, I would’ve gone to a damn STRIP CLUB.”

Archer, still tangled in sheets and half on top of a groggy Rosinante, blinked up at her. “You were the one who barged into our cabin!”

Smack.

“Don’t sass me, you drama magnet,” she snapped.

Rosinante groaned from beside him, half-buried under a pillow. “Raya, it’s barely morning—”

“I DON’T CARE! You two need to see this. Now.”

Archer, rubbing his now twice-assaulted face, grabbed the newspaper from her outstretched hand with a snarl and yanked it open.

And then he stopped breathing.

There it was.

That feeling from the night before. The one that whispered in the wind. That something was coming.

BLACKBEARD — SON OF ROCKS D. XEBEC!

Revelation Sends Shockwaves Through the World Government, Pirate Circles, and the D. Lineage

In a bombshell revelation that has sent shockwaves through the seas, Marshall D. Teach, better known as Blackbeard, has been confirmed to be the biological son of Rocks D. Xebec, the infamous former captain of the Rocks Pirates and the most dangerous pirate in recorded history prior to the rise of Gol D. Roger.

Multiple sources inside Mary Geoise and the Revolutionary Army confirm that long-buried records and D. lineage documents—previously sealed after the God Valley Incident—have been authenticated. These documents identify Teach as the direct heir of Xebec, making him the oldest living member of the Rocks Clan.

But the news doesn’t end there.

This revelation also recontextualizes the rise of Portgas D. Archer, confirmed son of Xebec’s younger sister, Rocks D. Lionne, and current leader of the unified D. Clan alliance—minus Teach himself, who was a part of it.

The history between the two cousins is violent and bloody:

  • Teach’s betrayal of the Whitebeard Pirates and murder of Commander Thatch put him at odds with Ace, Archer’s son.
  • The attempted execution of Portgas D. Ace, who many view as the rightful heir to the D. Lineage, ignited global chaos and the destruction if Impel Down and the death of Whitebeard.
  • Most recently, Teach orchestrated the near-complete massacre of the Heart Pirates, leaving only fragments of Trafalgar D. Law’s once-formidable crew alive—Law being Archer’s oldest adopted son.

These events led Archer and his husband, Donquixote Rosinante, to publicly declare a Blood Feud against Blackbeard.

But this latest twist?

It turns the feud into a clash of bloodlines. A war not just of ideologies, but of inheritance and legacy. A war between the last son of Xebec… and the last son of Lionne.

Political and military leaders fear this confrontation could mirror the legendary God Valley Incident, in which Vice Admiral Monkey D. Garp, Pirate King Gol D. Roger, and former Rocks member Edward Newgate  joined forces to take down Xebec himself.

Now, history may repeat—only this time, it’s cousin versus cousin.

And there is no Garp. No Roger. No Whitebeard.

Just Portgas D. Archer… and Marshall D. Teach.

Only time will tell which legacy will triumph. But one thing is certain:

The storm is coming. And it wears the name D.

 

Archer stared at the article in silence, his heart thudding in his chest.

Raya’s voice broke through. “You knew, didn’t you?” she asked, quieter now. “You felt it.”

Archer didn’t answer at first. He just closed the newspaper slowly and looked over at Rosinante, who was now fully awake, sitting up with the sheet wrapped around his waist. Their eyes met—heavy, steady.

“…Yeah,” Archer said at last, voice quiet. “I felt it.”

He looked down at the article again. At the words Son of Xebec. At his own name printed right beside it. The echoes of a war generations in the making.

“Guess it’s time,” he murmured.

Archer pulled on his pants like a man possessed. Shirt? Didn’t matter. Boots? Skipped. The coat? Yes. Always the coat. He snapped the red-lined captain’s coat over his shoulders, eyes burning like twin suns.

Rosinante was just managing to stand and button his shirt when Archer turned to Raya and Timble.

“Gather the crew. Now. All of them.”

Raya blinked. “All? Even—”

“Everyone. We’re going to see Dragon.”

 

Within ten minutes, the Roaring Pirates had gathered and were making their way through the Revolutionary camp, parting tents and murmuring rebel soldiers like waves before a ship’s bow.

At the edge of the main tent, two guards tried to block their path.

Archer didn’t break stride.

“Move. Or I’ll move you.”

The guards stepped aside.

Inside, Dragon was seated at a map-covered desk, flanked by Ivankov and a few of his closest lieutenants. The tension in the air sharpened the moment Archer stepped in, boots slamming against the wooden floor.

Before Dragon could speak, Archer pointed a finger straight at him and said, “Tell me everything. About God Valley. Now.”

Dragon’s brows furrowed. “Archer—”

“Don’t play games with me.” Archer’s voice was low, deadly. “I know you were there. As a Marine. Sengoku told me. I want the truth. Not the reports. Not the official version. Everything.”

Rosinante stepped up beside Archer, arms crossed but quiet, backing his husband without a word.

Dragon leaned back slightly, his lips pulling into a tight line. He glanced around the tent, hesitating for the first time in a long while. “That part of my life... I don’t speak about it.”

Archer stepped forward, fire now crackling just beneath his golden eyes. “I don’t give a damn about your pride, Dragon. I just found out my cousin is the son of the most dangerous man to ever live. My mother’s brother. My blood. You want to stop a war? Then start talking. Because if we’re going to stop Blackbeard, we need to understand what Xebec really was.”

The silence that followed felt heavy enough to crush bone.

Finally, Dragon exhaled slowly, then gestured to Ivankov to leave the tent. Ivankov looked like they wanted to argue, but obeyed. The flap fell closed.

Dragon stood and walked over to a cabinet, pouring himself a drink.

“I was seventeen,” he said, staring down into the glass. “Youngest recruit to ever make it into Marine Intelligence Division. Garp or rather dad didn’t know. Sengoku did. I was supposed to be an infiltrator—observe, report. That was my only mission.”

He took a sip. “But everything changed when the Rocks Pirates started gathering.”

The Roaring Pirates stood in stunned silence as Dragon began to speak, the shadows of the past coming alive in his words.

“God Valley wasn’t just an island. It was a testing ground. A celestial playground. The World Nobles used it to host illegal battles. Slavery. Hunt the helpless for sport. The Marines were forbidden from going near it. But then word came that Rocks was planning to hit the island—not to save the people. To kill the Celestials and claim it as his empire.”

Archer’s stomach turned.

Dragon went on. “Whitebeard was with him then. So were Big Mom and Kaido. And Teach’s father—Xebec—was a force like I’ve never seen. He didn’t care about treasure or freedom. He wanted to destroy the world and rebuild it under his rule. He believed the D. were gods fallen from the sky—and that he was the only one who remembered.”

Rosinante flinched slightly. Archer’s fists clenched.

“And then?” Archer asked.

Dragon looked up, expression unreadable. “Then all hell broke loose. Garp and Roger arrived. Together. Can you imagine that? The strongest Marine and the Pirate King side by side. They knew Rocks couldn’t be stopped any other way.”

“And you?” Rosinante asked quietly.

“I helped civilians escape. Tried to pull as many as I could out of the fire. I saw Xebec kill a Marine captain like he was nothing. I saw a person—wild-eyed and laughing—throw a child into the sea to test a devil fruit. It was chaos.”

“And when Xebec fell?” Archer’s voice was hoarse.

“I don’t know. All I know was I had enough. That’s when I left the Marines and formed the Revolution.”

Archer let out a bitter breath. “Of course.”

Silence.

Then Archer turned to the crew. “Now we know. The world wants to call Blackbeard the next Xebec? Fine. Then let them know we’re the next ones to END him. Properly. This time.”

Dragon raised an eyebrow. “Even knowing what that rage could cost you?”

Archer just smiled, wicked and certain. “That’s why I have him—” he nodded to Rosinante, “—to drag me back if I fall too far.”

Rosinante smiled quietly. “As many times as it takes.”

Dragon looked between the two, and for the first time in a long while, looked just a little less burdened.

“Then go,” he said. “But be ready. This won’t be a battle. It’ll be a reckoning.”

 

 

Chapter 139: Left and Right

Summary:

Thinking
Drinking
A plan
Bath
Who me?
To death do us part
Timbe vs. Cake

Chapter Text

The whole problem with the "let's commit parricide" plan was simple: they had no fucking clue where Blackbeard was. That was the most frustrating part of it all, and it had Archer on edge in a way that made the rest of the crew keep a careful distance.

He spent most of his time locked away in the meeting room. The maps on the walls had been stabbed with more knives than he could count, arrows scrawled in red ink pointing to theories and maybes. The room stank of tobacco and frustration. A bottle of whisky stayed within reach, and by now he’d half-drained it more than once.

Worst of all? He'd started smoking again. Long, thin cigars he used to hate. Now he lit one without thinking, letting the burn calm the storm in his chest for just a second.

No one dared disturb him when he was like this. Not even Giles, who once marched in to tell Archer his shirt was on fire. Only Rosinante managed to pry him from the maps. He'd drag Archer to dinner or pull him toward their bed when the dark circles under his eyes got too heavy to ignore.

The tension on the Silence was like a stretched wire. One spark and it’d snap.

And Archer? He’d stopped noticing. If Timble blew something up? Not his issue. If Ace set half the galley on fire again? Let Rosinante deal with it. If Raya went off to do something absolutely Rayalike? Well, she’d survive. Probably. Tama and Luc skipping their chores? Again, not his fucking problem.

All he could think about was the newspaper headline. The cold black ink that shouted out a single, unforgivable truth:

BLACKBEARD - SON OF ROCKS D. XEBEC!

A cousin. A blood cousin.

Archer had always thought his bloodline ended with his sister Rouge. Thought it was her, Ace, and him. Now? Now he had to face the fact that Xebec—his mother’s brother—had a son. And not just any son. Blackbeard.

He gritted his teeth around his cigeratte.

If it was true, if Teach really was Xebec’s son, then he was older than Archer. Son of the firstborn. And by all the twisted laws of the world, that would make him the rightful heir. Not Archer.

The thought made Archer’s skin crawl.

But then again—

"When the fuck have I ever followed tradition?" he muttered.

He took the fliter from his mouth and stabbed it into the ashtray hard enough to break it in two. Embers scattered.

"When have I ever cared what people think?"

Well. Except for Rosinante. He always gave a shit what Rosinante thought. But that was different. That was love. Loyalty. A lifeline.

He ran a hand through his hair, which was starting to knot again because he hadn’t let Rosinante brush it in days.

What he needed now was proof.

Real proof.

Because what if it wasn’t true? What if this was all Blackbeard blowing smoke, trying to stir up doubt, trying to fracture the alliance of the D clans with lies? What if he was using the legend of Xebec for his own gain? Wouldn’t be the first time Teach had lied his way to power.

Archer stood and paced, boots hitting the floor like hammer blows.

His thoughts looped around and around.

The D clan. The alliance. The promise. The bloodline.

He didn't think anyone would defect. Not to Blackbeard. The man had no loyalty, no creed. He had already tried to kill Ace and Law. Had already slaughtered most of Law’s crew.

And Archer had felt the grief in Rosinante’s hands when they held the shredded remains of a jolly roger that once belonged to their son.

Blood cousin or not, Teach had crossed a line. There was no walking back from it.

Archer stared at the map again, jabbing a finger toward an island near the New World border.

"We’ve checked there already," came Rosinante’s voice from the doorway.

Archer didn’t turn. "I know."

Rosinante walked in, shutting the door behind him. He carried a bowl of food. Still warm. Still hopeful.

"You need to eat something."

"I'm fine."

"You’re not."

Rosinante placed the bowl on the table and sat beside him, not speaking for a moment. Just watching him.

Archer finally glanced sideways. "What if it’s true?"

Rosinante tilted his head.

"What if he really is Xebec’s son?"

"Then you’ll still be you. Still the one who held the clans together. Still the one they chose."

"But he’s older."

"So? Age isn’t worth a damn if you’ve burned every bridge behind you."

Archer didn’t answer.

Rosinante leaned forward, elbows on knees. "What’s really eating you?"

"That I don’t know what to do."

There. Said out loud.

Rosinante nodded. "You don’t have to know right now. Just breathe. Step back. Let yourself feel something that isn’t fury for five seconds."

"Hard when fury’s all I’ve got left."

Rosinante reached out and took his hand. Gently. Firmly.

"You’ve got more than that. And you’ve got us. Your crew. Your kids. Me."

Archer looked at him. Really looked.

Rosinante’s eyes were tired. But warm. Always warm.

"I want him dead," Archer said flatly. "But I want to be sure first."

That night, Archer sat on the deck. No cigar. No whisky. Just the sea wind and a single blanket wrapped around his shoulders.

He listened as Ace and Luc argued in the distance over card rules. As Giles sang something tuneless and mournful. As Raya shouted at Timble for, apparently, turning a mop into a sword again.

The world hadn’t ended.

Not yet.

Rosinante sat beside him. Quiet.

"Do you think," Archer asked, voice barely above the wind, "that Xebec ever had someone like you?"

"No. I don’t."

"Good."

They sat in silence a little longer.

Then Archer said, "Tomorrow. I want to talk to Sengoku. See what he knows. And then... then we start hunting."

Rosinante gave a single nod.

"Alright."

Because even if they didn’t know where Blackbeard was now, they would.

Soon.

 

When Archer called Sengoku, his voice was calm. Too calm. That meant he wasn’t calm at all.

The den den mushi crackled to life, and when Sengoku picked up, his face lit up in a way that was almost comical for a retired Fleet Admiral. "How are my grandkids? And the little one? Sora behaving himself?"

That always made Archer smile, even on a day like this. "They're alright, old man. Little brats are tougher than they look. And Sora’s safe."

Sengoku nodded, visibly relieved. Then Archer's face turned more serious. "I need to ask you something. About God Valley. I already spoke to Dragon, but I need more."

Sengoku exhaled slowly. "I figured you might. Garp was sent by Kong. That much I know. He and Roger worked together to take Xebec down. But beyond that? I wasn’t there, Archer."

Archer frowned. "Then who can I ask? Garp's a prisoner now, rotting in whatever hellhole Blackbeard keeps him in."

There was a pause. Then a low chuckle. "Far as I know, Rayleigh and Gabban are still alive."

Archer's eye twitched. "You bastard."

Sengoku laughed openly now. "Come on. I know how you feel about Roger's right and left hand, but facts are facts. They were there. They might know what you need."

"Yeah, yeah," Archer muttered, rubbing his face. "Thanks, old man."

"Don’t mention it. And Archer? Be careful."

The line went dead.

Archer sat there for a long moment. Then he stood, marched outside, and kicked open the door to the deck. His crew, who had been in various stages of work and relaxation, snapped to attention the moment they saw him.

He wasn’t yelling. But the look in his eye was enough.

"Everyone! Gather up!"

They shuffled over quickly. Timble elbowed Luc. Giles put down his book. Raya raised an eyebrow, chewing on a toothpick.

Archer faced them all.

"We’re going back to Elbaf. We need to find Gabban's wife. From there, we find the old bastard himself and shake some answers out of him."

A few glances were exchanged, but no one questioned him.

He turned to Giles. "Can we change course?"

Giles gave a single nod and headed off to adjust the ship’s direction.

Then Archer looked at Gin, who was leaning against a barrel.

"Do we have enough supplies for the trip?"

Gin shook his head. "Barely a week’s worth."

Giles, from the wheel, added, "We're near a small island. We can restock there."

Archer nodded. And for the first time since the newspaper hit him like a bullet to the chest, he felt like he had a direction.

From behind him, Tama started to spin around, hands in the air. "I’m gonna see Colon again!"

Luc smirked. "Tama wants to kiss her boyfriend!"

"Do not!" Tama shrieked, launching herself at her sister.

The two of them tackled each other to the deck, rolling and laughing and shrieking. Ace tried to intervene, only to get swept up in the chaos, yelling, "Hey! Hey! I’m not the enemy here!"

That made Archer laugh. Loud and honest.

And then Rosinante walked up beside him, put a hand on his shoulder, and leaned in close.

"Bathroom. Now."

Archer blinked. "What?"

"You stink. You’re not allowed out of that room until you take a proper shower."

Archer grumbled but let himself be dragged.

Inside the small but cozy bathroom of the captain's quarters, Rosinante had already set things up. Steam fogged the mirror. Towels were folded. A fresh shirt and pants were set aside. The bath was drawn.

Rosinante gently nudged him toward the water.

"Get in."

"I can wash myself, y’know."

"Sure you can. Doesn’t mean you will."

Archer rolled his eyes but stepped into the bath. The hot water bit into his skin, and he hissed before sinking into it with a sigh.

Rosinante sat beside the tub, rolled up his sleeves, and dipped a cloth in the water.

 

After the shower, Archer realized something horrible. He couldn’t comb his own hair.

He stared at himself in the foggy mirror, trying to work his fingers through the thick, tangled mass of curls that looked more like a bird's nest than anything human. He cursed loudly, muttered a string of inventive profanity, then slammed the brush down on the sink.

There was only one person who could fix this. And he knew exactly where to find her.

Fully prepared to bribe her with anything from his secret stash to Law himself—not that he thought Raya wanted his oldest brat/firstborn—Archer stomped off toward the galley.

He found her sipping from a mug, legs on the table, looking thoroughly uninterested in everything. She took one look at him and sighed like he was the most exhausting thing she'd seen all week.

"You're a lost cause," she said. "Without Rosinante, you'd be living in a cave, wearing furs, and grunting at squirrels."

Archer stuck out his tongue. "You wanna help me with my hair or not, smartass?"

Without another word, Raya set down her mug and gestured for him to sit. Archer plopped into the chair with a dramatic sigh, trying not to flinch as she approached with the brush like it was a weapon.

"This is going to hurt," she warned.

"You think I don’t know that?"

The first tug made him hiss.

"Stop being a baby," Raya said. "Put on your big boy pants."

They were silent for a minute. Just the sound of the brush tearing through knots, and Archer trying not to whimper.

Then, softly, Raya said, "There is something you can do for me."

Archer blinked and glanced up. "What is it?" he asked, a little nervous. With Raya, anything was possible.

She took a deep breath. "Penguin and I... we want to get married. Just a small ceremony. On the island we’re sailing to."

Archer blinked. "Holy shit. Seriously?"

She nodded. "And... I want you to walk me down the aisle. There's no one else I want."

For a second, Archer just sat there, stunned. His brain short-circuited.

Then he burst out, "Of fucking course I will!"

Raya dropped the brush and hugged him tightly.

Archer hugged her back, still a little shell-shocked. "You're getting married. Holy shit. You're gonna be a wife."

"Yeah," Raya whispered. "We figured it was time."

Archer pulled back slightly and grinned. "So who's officiating? Please tell me it's not Barto."

Raya laughed. "No. We’re gonna ask Rosinante."

"He’ll cry through the whole thing."

"Probably," she said fondly. "Brûlée, Pudding, and Luc are gonna be my bridesmaids. If Tama wants, she can be the flower girl."

Archer grinned. "That's perfect."

"Penguin’s gonna ask Ace to be his best man. Giles and Gin are his groomsmen."

Archer stood up so fast he knocked the chair back.

"Then we better hurry!" he shouted, spinning on his heel and running toward the exit. "We need dresses! And cake! And booze! So much booze!"

Raya called after him, laughing. "You forgot the bride!"

"We'll find her later!" Archer yelled over his shoulder. "WEDDING PLANS AWAIT!"

 

The island wasn’t much to look at from the sea—a crescent of green wrapped around a shallow bay, with tall trees leaning toward the water like they were eager to eavesdrop. But the moment they anchored, Archer was already barking orders like a man possessed.

It wasn't that he cared about weddings. Not really. But Raya and Penguin was family. And family didn’t get half-efforts.

So he planned the event like a general plotting a military campaign.

"Gin! Katakuri! You're on food and booze duty. I want tables overflowing and barrels stacked so high they form a wall. Make it look like we raided heaven's pantry."

Gin nodded with a grin, already scribbling on a notepad. Katakuri simply crossed his arms and said, "Understood."

"Ace, Luc, Tama, you're on flowers and decorations. Go nuts. I want petals in the wind, garlands in the trees, and Ace? If you try to light anything on fire for ambiance, I will personally throw you into the ocean."

"No promises dad!" Ace sang as he ran off, dragging Tama and Luc behind him.

"Timble," Archer said, turning slowly. "Fireworks."

Timble’s face lit up like a child at Christmas. "Really?"

"Controlled fireworks," Archer clarified. "I want celebration, not another crater."

"You wound me."

"Not yet," Archer muttered, already moving.

"Raya, Brûlée, Pudding—you're on dress duty. Take her somewhere nice. Buy whatever she wants. If anyone complains, tell them I said to eat shit."

Brûlée cackled. Pudding clapped. Raya rolled her eyes but was smiling as she let herself be pulled into the city.

"Rosinante," Archer said, spinning on his heel, "you’re writing the vows. You’re officiating. Make it heartfelt. Make it lovely. Make me cry."

Rosinante blinked. "You want to cry?"

"No, but I will if it’s good enough."

"Right. Deep emotional torment. Got it."

"Giles! Nugget! Find the perfect spot. Cliffside, beachside, mountaintop, I don’t care. Just make sure it’s beautiful and not haunted."

The crew scattered.

Rosinante lingered a moment longer. He watched his husband storm across the sand, clipboard in hand, muttering about seating arrangements and dessert tables. Then he called out, grinning, "Nice to see you redirect all that rage at Blackbeard into wedding planning. I was starting to worry you'd lost your edge."

Archer turned with a wicked grin.

"Oh, I haven’t forgotten. I know exactly what I’m going to do to that bastard. And when I’m done, even Imu will piss themselves in fear."

Rosinante burst out laughing.

He walked up to Archer and wrapped his arms around his waist. "I love that even when you're planning a wedding, you're still plotting murder."

Archer tilted his face up, bright eyes glittering. "Multitasking, babe. I'm a master at it."

Their kiss was quick, but it lingered just enough to make the world blur around the edges. Then Archer pulled away.

"Go write something beautiful."

Rosinante chuckled and went off to do exactly that.

 

The morning of the wedding, the island was still and quiet, the sun stretching its golden arms over the sea. Archer stood outside Raya's cabin, knocking gently on the wooden door with the back of his knuckles. Penguin had been kicked out the night before, forced to crash with Giles, so he knew she was alone.

"Raya? It's me."

There was a moment of silence before a muffled, "Come in."

Archer opened the door slowly, careful not to let it creak. Inside, the cabin smelled like sea salt and lavender. Raya sat on the edge of the bed, wrapped in a robe, her bare feet pressed into the wooden floor. In front of her, spread carefully across the bed, was the dress—the magnificent, glittering thing they'd found during a long day of shopping. She stared at it like it might bite her.

"What's wrong?" Archer asked, closing the door behind him.

Raya blinked, her mouth trembled, and then she burst into tears.

"I don't know what I'm doing," she cried, hiding her face in her hands. "I mean, getting married? What the hell am I thinking? I'm not... I'm not wifey material. I'm a former whore, Archer. What if I'm just setting Penguin up for disappointment?"

Archer crossed the room in three strides, sitting beside her and taking her chin in his hand, gently tilting her face up.

"Stop that," he said firmly. "You hear me? Stop that. You're more than worthy. If anything, Penguin should be thanking whatever gods are out there that you haven't kicked him to the curb yet. You're strong, smart, hilarious, and you already gave him the most beautiful little kid anyone's ever seen. And yeah, Arrow wasn't planned, but you made a family anyway. That counts for more than anything."

Raya sniffed. "You really think so?"

"I know so. Besides, being married isn't all that different from what you've been doing already. It just comes with a fancier title and way more cake."

That made her giggle. She leaned forward and hugged him tightly.

"Help me get into the damn dress before Pudding and Brûlée get here and start shrieking."

Archer stood up with a dramatic sigh. "Alright. But I swear, if this corset kills me, I'm haunting you."

"I'm not pregnant!"

"That’s what you said last time."

She kicked him in the shin. "Don’t make me aim higher."

Archer gritted his teeth as he struggled with the laces. "Who designed this thing? A sadist? Hold still!"

After what felt like a small war, Raya was finally in the dress. It shimmered when she moved, clinging to her in all the right ways. Archer stepped back and stared.

"You look... damn. You look incredible."

Raya turned to the mirror, touching the edge of the lace. Her reflection caught the sunlight like magic.

"Wait," Archer said suddenly, reaching into his coat pocket. "I almost forgot. I have something for you."

He pulled out a small velvet bag and opened it to reveal a delicate silver necklace with tiny diamonds and emeralds, and matching earrings.

Raya's eyes widened. "What... Archer, these are gorgeous."

He shrugged, a little embarrassed. "They were my mother's. Then they were Rouge's. Ace and I talked about it, and we want you to have them. You’ll do them justice."

Her lip trembled again. "Ace didn’t want them?"

Archer snorted. "I doubt Sanji would look half as pretty in them."

She laughed, wiping another tear from her cheek. "Come here, you sentimental idiot. Help me put them on."

As he fastened the necklace around her neck, the door flew open and Brûlée and Pudding stormed in.

"Out!" Pudding yelled at him. "Shoo! We have makeup to do!"

"I was just leaving!" Archer said, hands raised in surrender as he slipped out the door.

 

The ceremony was held on a cliff overlooking the ocean, the waves below providing a natural symphony. The arch was wrapped in white and green, with petals drifting in the breeze. The guests gathered in rows of chairs set into the grass, with the sea as the backdrop.

Archer walked Raya down the path, her arm looped through his. She was radiant.

He leaned close and whispered to Penguin, who was waiting nervously at the front, "If you hurt her, I will kill you. Slowly."

Penguin swallowed. "Noted."

Then Archer stepped aside.

Rosinante stood in front of them, holding the ceremony book. His hands trembled slightly, and sure enough, the moment he began to speak, his voice cracked and tears welled up.

"Called it," Archer muttered with a grin.

The vows were heartfelt. Penguin fumbled his a little, but Raya took his hands and helped him through it. When they kissed, the crowd erupted in cheers.

Brûlée caught the bouquet, and Giles looked like someone had thrown a grenade into his lap.

Then came the party.

They'd invited the townspeople, and the celebration spilled out into the village. There was laughter, music, and food beyond imagining. Archer gave a speech after three drinks too many.

"Raya and I have been through some real shit together," he declared, slinging an arm around her shoulders. "She's my sister, blood or not, and anyone who wants to argue can fight me behind the tent."

Penguin gave a surprisingly touching speech about love and chaos and how grateful he was to have people like them in his life.

Archer danced with Raya, a fast spin around the makeshift dance floor. Then Rosinante appeared and pulled him into a slower sway, resting his chin on Archer's head as the music softened.

The fireworks exploded in the sky, casting brilliant colors over the ocean. People cheered. Timble had only blown up one thing—unfortunately, it was the cake.

Gin chased him around the beach with a broken plate until Katakuri picked Gin up and carried him off, still screaming about frosting and revenge.

Archer laughed so hard he nearly cried.

He looked at the crowd, at the stars above them, at his family.

And for once, there was nothing else he wanted.

Not even revenge.

Chapter 140: All about revenge

Summary:

Desk duty
Elbaf (again)
Colon
Gaban
Flashback
Storytime
Holy shit

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Archer paced the deck of the Silence, restless energy practically humming through his bones. Primed and ready to land on Elbaf and finally corner Ripley about where her husband was hiding, he clenched and unclenched his fists. It galled him that he had to ask Rayleigh and Gaban about what really happened at God Valley. His jaw tightened. He hated owing anyone answers, let alone people who’d probably enjoy watching him squirm.

The ship rocked gently on the open sea. He glanced around the quiet deck. Pudding sat cross-legged on a coil of rope, humming a tune to herself while running a whetstone along the edge of a dagger. It was… honestly kind of cute. Her little song paired with the threat of sharp steel somehow suited her perfectly.

The rest of the Silence was, well, silent. Raya, Penguin, and Ace had all bribed Brûlée into taking them to Dadan’s place so they could spend time with their kids. Luc and Tama had gone along for the ride, eager to visit their nephew and meet the fabled Dadan themselves. That left the core of the crew with absolutely nothing to do.

Giles was steering with one hand and sipping from a mug with the other. Pudding was still sharpening. Timble had passed out in a hammock. Nugget was somewhere in the rigging, being a bird. Gin and Katakuri were… occupied in their cabin. Archer smirked to himself. And Rosinante? He was holed up in their cabin, surrounded by papers, muttering about the ship’s budget.

Which left Archer alone on the deck. And he was bored out of his skull.

He tapped his fingers against the railing, thinking. Then, a wicked little idea struck him. His grin spread slow and sharp. With the stealth of someone up to no good, he crept into their shared cabin.

Rosinante sat hunched at the oak desk, glasses perched on his nose, lips moving as he muttered numbers to himself. He didn’t even notice Archer slip through the door and drop silently to the floor. Archer crawled under the desk, his golden eyes glittering with mischief.

Rosinante jumped a little when he felt his husband fumble with his pants. Then he let out a startled groan as Archer freed him and took him in his mouth.

“Ah—” Rosinante’s hand shot out, bracing against the desk. His voice dropped into a low, pleading growl. “I… I really hope that’s you down there.”

Archer made a noise that was definitely a laugh. He kept going, smug and careful, savoring the way Rosinante tried to keep quiet and failed. A pen clattered to the floor, forgotten. Rosinante’s long frame trembled as he leaned back in the chair, biting his lip.

Under the desk, Archer was rather proud of himself. After all these years, he could still surprise his husband. He heard the quickening breaths, felt the twitch in Rosinante’s thighs. He knew the sounds by heart.

Then, just as he felt his husband about to reach the edge, the cabin door slammed open.

“Papa!” Luc’s voice chirped.

Archer froze.

“We just came back to tell you—” Tama’s words tumbled out on top of her sister’s. “Baby Sora and Arrow are soooo cute now, and Dadan says hi, and—”

Both girls barreled into the room without even pausing for breath.

Archer held perfectly still, praying to every sea god that they would not look under the desk. Rosinante’s entire face turned scarlet. A bead of sweat rolled down his temple as he forced a wobbly smile.

“T-That’s… that’s great, girls!” he stammered. His voice cracked like a teenager’s. “Uh, you should, um… go ask Giles how far we are from Elbaf!”

“Okay!” Luc chirped. “Bye!”

And just like that, the two of them were gone, the door slamming shut behind them.

Archer gave one last teasing suck and then pulled back, grinning up at his husband. Rosinante peered down over the edge of the desk, utterly disheveled, and then burst out laughing.

“Only you,” he said between gasps. “Only you would risk that.”

Archer licked his lips, smug as a cat. “What can I say? I was bored.”

Rosinante reached down and hauled him up into his lap, kissing him with laughter still shaking his chest. “You’re going to be the death of me.”

“And yet,” Archer said with a smirk, “you look pretty happy about it.”

 

After Rosinante had properly thanked Archer for his little sneak attack, the two of them eventually emerged from their cabin hand in hand. They strolled into the galley, looking far too satisfied, which immediately made Luc and Tama frown.

“Where were you, Dad?” Luc demanded, squinting at him. “You weren’t here when we talked to Papa!”

Archer snorted and wiggled his fingers mysteriously. “Magic.”

Both girls gave him twin glares that could have curdled milk. Behind them, Pudding snorted into her mug, and even Giles let out a bark of laughter from the doorway.

Before the girls could pester Archer for details, Giles’ voice rang through the ship: “Five minutes to docking!”

That was all it took to set the entire crew into motion. Chairs scraped. Voices rose. The quiet lull of the day shattered into a flurry of excitement as everyone scrambled to be the first to see Elbaf come into view.

 

Archer’s boots sank a little into the soft earth as he and the crew made their way into the heart of the Elbaf village. The air smelled of pine and wood smoke, and the faint sound of a waterfall somewhere in the distance accompanied the deep rumble of giant footsteps. Archer tipped his head back, golden eyes searching for anyone who might point him in the right direction.

A massive shadow fell across him. He craned his neck up and called to the nearest giant, a woman with long black hair braided down her back.

“Hey! Where’s Ripley hiding? I need to talk to her!” His voice carried easily across the open space, though it felt like yelling into a mountain.

The giantess arched an eyebrow but didn’t even have time to answer before a familiar, booming voice echoed down the lane.

“Tama! Luc!”

Colon appeared, sprinting as fast as someone as tall as him could manage. He crouched down with surprising grace and scooped both girls into his arms. Luc squealed with delight, her legs kicking in the air, while Tama’s face lit up redder than a ripe cherry.

“Colon!” Luc laughed. “Don’t squish us!”

“I would never,” Colon said gently, holding them like the most precious things in the world. He nuzzled the top of Tama’s head with a grin, which only made her blush deepen.

Luc, of course, noticed immediately.

“Oooh, someone’s embarrassed!” Luc sang out. “Tama likes Colon! Tama likes Colon!”

Tama swatted at her sister’s arm while hissing her name in mortification, and Archer just shook his head with a smirk. He had long since learned that teasing was Luc’s love language.

“All right, lover boy,” Archer called up to Colon, “where’s your mum hiding? We’re not here for a social visit.”

Colon’s massive grin didn’t falter. “She and my dad are at our house.”

Archer froze mid-step. “…dad?”

“Yes!” Colon beamed. “He’s visiting for a while.”

Archer’s brows drew together. His heart gave a little leap that was equal parts annoyance and anticipation. “Wait. You’re saying Gaban is here?”

“Yup!” Colon said cheerfully, as if announcing the weather.

Archer exchanged a quick glance with Rosinante, who gave him a patient, resigned shrug. Then Archer picked up his pace, muttering under his breath as he stalked toward Ripley’s home.

When he reached the massive wooden door, he didn’t hesitate. He banged on it with his fist. “Ripley! Open up!”

From inside came a voice that could have only belonged to one infuriating old man.

“Well, well, if it isn’t the runt! I still owe you a kick in the balls for last time!”

Without missing a beat, Archer’s temper—and his mouth—fired off. “Maybe if you’d stop bitching about it, Gaban, I wouldn’t have to tell you! Colon’s proof your balls had one good shot left after I kicked you!”

There was a beat of silence, then laughter erupted from inside the house—and from a few giants eavesdropping nearby. Even Luc and Tama were giggling behind their hands. Rosinante, of course, groaned and muttered something about wishing he’d married a quieter man.

The door swung open, revealing Ripley, her warm smile as radiant. She shook her head, clearly amused by the bickering. “Honestly, you two. Come in before you start a scene in my yard.”

Inside, the air was cozy and smelled faintly of stew and baked bread. Archer’s eyes immediately went to the couch where Gaban sat, swathed in bandages like a very grumpy mummy. Archer stopped in his tracks, blinking, and then let out a loud laugh.

“Well, well, old man,” he said, grinning wide, “which poor soul finally managed to beat some sense into you? Or did old age finally catch up and trip you into a ditch?”

Gaban scowled, crossing his arms—or at least trying to, given the bandages. “I’ll have you know this was earned in combat, not clumsiness!”

“Uh-huh,” Archer said, leaning against the wall. “So, who’d you tick off this time? Did you finally tell Shakky she makes a terrible rum cake?”

“You little—”

And just like that, they were at it. The room filled with a back-and-forth of sharp jabs and insults that would have made anyone else uncomfortable, but for Archer and Gaban, it was practically normal.

Rosinante lasted approximately thirty seconds before he’d had enough. He strode over, placed a large hand over Archer’s mouth, and addressed Gaban with the weary patience of a man used to wrangling two overgrown children.

“What happened to you, Gaban?” Rosinante asked, voice calm but firm. “Really.”

Gaban’s scowl softened slightly, and he leaned back with a sigh. “I fought one of the Holy Knights.”

The room went still. Archer’s brows shot up.

“You what?” Archer asked, yanking Rosinante’s hand off his face. “Why in the hell would you go toe-to-toe with one of those maniacs?”

“It wasn’t exactly planned,” Gaban muttered, rubbing at his temple. “They came for someone else. I just happened to be in the way. Didn’t fancy letting him get what they wanted.”

Archer threw his hands up. “Great! Fantastic! You’re gonna get yourself killed for someone else’s mess one of these days, and then I’ll have to explain to Colon how his dads last words were probably something stupid about his glory days!”

Ripley snorted. “You’re one to talk, Archer.”

Before Archer could fire back, Gaban’s gaze swept over the group, pausing on Ace. His sharp eyes narrowed just slightly. “Wait a second… Rogers’ boy here?”

The room tensed. Ace’s shoulders stiffened, but he stepped forward, his expression steady. “I’m here,” he said firmly. “But I’m not Roger’s son. I’m Dad and Papa’s.” He jerked his thumb toward Archer and Rosinante.

Archer’s chest swelled, and for a rare moment, he didn’t interrupt.

Gaban studied Ace for a beat, then nodded slowly. “Fair enough. I won’t argue that.”

Archer blinked. “Wait, that’s it? No lecture? No cryptic speech about destiny or the will of D?”

“I’m bandaged and tired, runt,” Gaban said dryly. “You’re lucky you’re not getting that kick I promised.”

The room erupted in laughter again, and even Rosinante cracked a smile.

 

The fire in Ripley’s hearth crackled, sending a soft glow across the wooden walls as the evening settled over Elbaf. Archer sat across from Gaban, his golden eyes hard, his usual grin nowhere to be found. For once, there were no jokes waiting on his tongue. He leaned forward, elbows on his knees, and locked eyes with the older man.

“All right, old man,” Archer said, his voice low, “enough games. I need to know what happened at God Valley. Everything. No dodging. No jokes. Apparently, that bastard Teach is my cousin and Xebec’s whelp, and I want the whole story.”

Gaban, lounging against the couch cushions with his bandaged arms folded, tilted his head. “You sailed all the way back to Elbaf for that?”

“Yeah,” Archer snapped. “The other old fucker wasn’t anywhere close, and you’re the only one left breathing who was there that I can reach without crossing half the world.”

Rosinante shifted in the chair beside Archer, his long legs stretched out and crossed at the ankles. His usual patience was stretched thin by the tension rolling off Archer. Even Ace, perched on a bench with his hands clasped, stayed silent, his dark eyes flitting between his father and the old pirate.

Gaban studied Archer for a long moment, his gaze sharp as a blade. “Why now? Why do you want to dig this up?”

Archer let out a scoffing laugh, though there was no humor in it. “Because I like having all the facts before I commit parricide.”

The room went so quiet that the only sound was the pop of the firewood. Ripley, who had been stirring a pot in the corner, froze and glanced back with a frown. Rosinante’s brow furrowed, but he said nothing, letting Archer speak.

Gaban sighed, leaning back with the air of a man who had been cornered into reliving a nightmare. He gestured toward the table. “Sit down. All of you. If we’re doing this, we’re doing it right.”

They settled around the long wooden table, its surface nicked with the scars of years. Colon hovered nearby, unusually quiet, sensing the gravity of the moment. Archer rested his forearms on the wood and stared at Gaban like he could force the truth out of him by will alone.

Gaban’s voice was rough when he finally began. “God Valley… was hell. And it didn’t start that way. It was a celebration—a celestial tournament, some fancy nonsense the World Nobles threw to make themselves feel invincible. Slaves were paraded like trophies. Marines were stationed to keep everything perfect. Roger and I weren’t there for the party. We were there because Roger followed the pull of fate like a hound after a scent.”

Archer didn’t interrupt. He didn’t even blink.

“Xebec wanted the island wiped clean,” Gaban continued. “Not just the Celestials—everyone. He gathered monsters for a crew: Whitebeard, Shiki, Kaido, Linlin…. Rocks D. Xebec was the kind of man who thought the world owed him, and he would burn it to the ground to collect.”

Gaban’s gaze drifted to the fire for a moment, then his voice dropped lower. “And when he came… it was like the world split open.”

 

Flashback

Smoke and cannon fire choked the skies over God Valley. Gaban coughed through the ash as he swung his axe, cutting down a Rocks pirate who came screaming out of the smoke. Behind him, the cries of slaves and the shouts of Marines mingled into one nightmare chorus.

He caught a glimpse of Xebec through the inferno. The man was enormous, a shadow against the burning sky, teeth bared in a grin that didn’t belong to any sane man. Around him, bodies piled like offerings. Shiki’s laughter echoed as he sent ships crashing down from the air. Linlin roared with delight, her dress soaked in blood, while Kaido plowed through soldiers like they were nothing more than leaves.

Then Roger’s voice cut through the chaos, booming and fierce: “Gaban! Clear a path! We’re ending this now!”

And there, across the square, Garp appeared like a vengeful storm, fists breaking stone and bone alike. Roger and Garp, enemies turned reluctant allies, both charged Xebec in unison. The earth trembled under their blows, and the scream of metal and fury swallowed the island.

Gaban remembered thinking, This is the end of the world.

 

Gaban’s voice dragged the room back to the present. “When Xebec fell, he laughed. Roger and Garp brought him down together, but it felt like cutting the head off a hurricane. His crew scattered. Some became legends. Others, ghosts.”

Archer leaned forward, his voice hard. “Do you think Teach is really his son?”

Gaban shrugged. “Wouldn’t surprise me. Blood like that doesn’t just vanish. But he goes by Marshall, doesn’t he? Means his mother must’ve been one. Beyond that… I don’t know a damn thing about the Marshall clan.”

Archer’s jaw tightened. He stared into the fire for a long moment, then pushed back from the table, his chair scraping. “Good to know. I wanted all the facts before I decide how to handle him.”

“Be careful,” Gaban warned. “That kind of blood… it leaves a stain, even when you cut it out.”

Archer didn’t answer. He just turned toward the door, shoulders stiff, the firelight glinting off his golden eyes. Outside, the Elbaf night was cold, and the memory of God Valley seemed to follow him into the darkness.

 

Later that night, Archer and Rosinante lay side by side in their cabin, staring up at the wooden beams above their bed. The ship creaked softly with the rhythm of the waves, and a draft slipped in through the window, carrying the smell of salt and pine from Elbaf’s forests. Neither spoke. For once, the silence wasn’t uncomfortable—just heavy, like the world was holding its breath.

Archer’s mind, however, refused to rest. Thoughts ricocheted in his skull faster than bullets. Faces swirled: Teach, Ace, Luffy, Garp, Roger, Xebec… his own parents. He felt like he was trying to piece together a puzzle where the edges kept shifting.

Then it hit him.

It was as if Dadan herself had clubbed him in the back of the head. Archer jolted upright with a sharp gasp. The sudden movement made Rosinante lurch in surprise, his long limbs tangling in the blanket.

“Sweet hells, Archer!” Rosinante blurted, his voice rough with sleep. “What are you doing?”

“I got it!” Archer’s golden eyes gleamed in the moonlight streaming through the window. “I figured him out. I figured Teach out!”

Rosinante blinked blearily, rubbing a hand over his face. “Figured… what out? Archer, it’s the middle of the night.”

“No, listen!” Archer scrambled out of bed, bare feet hitting the cool wooden floor, and began pacing in quick, restless strides. His hands waved in the air as he spoke. “It all fits! All of it!”

Rosinante propped himself up on an elbow, watching his husband pace like a man possessed. “What fits?” he asked carefully, like he was talking to a very excitable bomb.

“Teach!” Archer said, spinning on his heel. “Roger and Garp killed Xebec—Teach’s father—and so… so Teach wanted Ace dead because he is Roger’s son! It makes perfect sense! He almost succeeded at Marineford. Then he went after Luffy—Dragon’s son, the same Dragon who was at God Valley—and he even captured Garp, father and grandfather of Dragon and Luffy, the man who helped kill his old man. It’s revenge, Rosi! It’s all revenge!”

Rosinante’s eyes widened slightly as the idea settled. “You’re saying… all of this is because of God Valley?”

“Exactly!” Archer’s hands flew as he paced faster. “And me? I’m the son of Portgas D. Hunter and Rocks D. Lionne. My mother—Xebec’s own sister—ran away from him and ended up marrying Dad. And Xebec hunted them down like dogs! Dad wounded him so badly that it probably made it easier for Roger and Garp to finish the job at God Valley!”

Archer stopped pacing just long enough to run both hands through his hair, his wild grin growing. “So of course Teach wants me dead! First, because I’m Hunter and Lionne’s kid. Second, because I stopped Ace from dying at Marineford. Third, because I got chosen to lead the D. clans. I’m everything he hates rolled into one person!”

Rosinante sat up fully now, his hair mussed and his face shadowed in the moonlight. He stared at Archer, the pieces finally slotting together in his mind. “Then what about Law? What was that attack about?”

Archer froze mid-stride, then turned to his husband with a grim smirk. “Simple. Law tried to ambush Teach. And he’s our eldest brat. Brother to Ace. Blackbeard probably figured he could hurt us that way if he couldn’t get to me first. He’s striking at the family.”

For a long moment, the only sound was the distant groan of the ship and the soft whisper of wind against the sails. It all fit, perfectly, like a story written in blood.

Archer’s lips twitched, and suddenly he threw his head back and laughed. The sound was raw and sharp, echoing off the cabin walls. “That sneaky bastard. All these years, he’s been plotting to avenge his father and chase his dream. You almost have to admire it. That’s good planning. Commendable, even.”

Rosinante stared at him like he’d grown a second head. “Archer… you’re praising him?”

“Sure, I can be impressed and still want him dead.” Archer turned, golden eyes alight with something fierce, something primal. “He can plan all he wants, Rosi. It doesn’t matter. One way or another, Blackbeard dies by my hand.”

The laughter faded, replaced by a quiet, simmering focus as Archer padded back to the bed and dropped onto the mattress beside his husband. Rosinante studied him for a moment, then slid an arm around his waist, grounding him in the present. Neither spoke again for a long time. Outside, the waves lapped against the hull, and the stars watched in silence as Archer’s promise to the night hardened into something unshakable.

Chapter 141: Puzzle

Summary:

Sleepless
Bondage
Shakky
Ace
Hello Cuz
Fitting it

Notes:

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Archer couldn’t sleep. Rosinante was sprawled beside him, mouth slightly open, the picture of exhaustion. Archer, on the other hand, stared at the ceiling like it might suddenly cough up the answers he needed. His epiphany had put a lot of pieces in place, but something still gnawed at him. The picture wasn’t complete. There was more—there had to be.

He rolled onto his side, watching the steady rise and fall of Rosinante’s chest, then back onto his back again. His brain refused to let go. His gut told him there was a bigger truth hiding behind the smoke and blood of God Valley. No way in hell pirates back then had gathered just to free slaves. That wasn’t how things worked in those days. Not with men like Xebec, Roger, Whitebeard, Shiki, and Linlin all drawn to one place.

There had been a reason. A damn big one.

“Why were you there, Roger?” Archer muttered to the ceiling. “What the fuck were you after?”

He kicked the blanket off, sat up, and dragged both hands through his hair. It would have been easier if Teach had just been some mad dog. But no, his bastard cousin had threads tying him to the past—threads Archer now found himself tangled in too. His jaw clenched, golden eyes narrowing in the dim light. He wanted facts, all of them, before he carved Teach apart piece by piece.

Rosinante stirred, mumbling something incoherent, but didn’t wake. Archer glanced at him, softened for half a heartbeat, then got up quietly, pacing across the floorboards.

“Maybe Teach knows more than he lets on,” Archer whispered, rubbing at his chin. “Maybe he doesn’t just want revenge. Maybe he’s chasing something from God Valley itself.”

The thought made his stomach twist. He could picture Teach grinning, teeth flashing in the dark, spinning tales while plotting ten moves ahead. The idea of sitting down with him for tea to talk about family history was so ridiculous that Archer almost laughed—but the truth was, that might be the only way to pry answers out of him. Not that it would ever happen. Their meeting would end in blood, not tea.

He stopped pacing and leaned against the desk where Rosinante’s ledger still lay open, quill dropped mid-sum. Reighly and Gabban had been at God Valley. They knew. But those old bastards worshipped Roger, guarded his secrets tighter than a whore did her diseases. Asking them would be like bleeding a stone. And Shanks? Archer scowled, lip curling. That red-haired bastard was even worse—shifty as a fox, keeping more secrets than Law himself. No help there either.

“So what the hell do I do?” Archer muttered, staring at the floorboards like they might whisper back.

He thought of Garp, of the man’s iron fists and iron will. He thought of Dragon, who had been there too, but who now carried his own kingdom of secrets on his shoulders. Both men had been on that island. Both men had lived to walk away. They knew why Roger had been there. They knew what Xebec had been chasing. And neither would just hand it over.

Archer sank into the chair by the desk, rubbing his temples. His mind kept circling back, looping like a noose.

There was more to God Valley than slaves. There had to be. Maybe treasure. Maybe an ancient weapon. Maybe something older still, tied to the will of D itself. Whatever it was, it had been worth pulling monsters from every corner of the seas into one battlefield.

He blew out a sharp breath, leaning back in the chair. “If I can’t squeeze the truth out of the old bastards… maybe I find it myself.”

His eyes flicked to Rosinante again. His husband shifted in his sleep, one arm flopping into the empty space where Archer should have been. Archer’s mouth softened into a crooked smile. He reached out and brushed a strand of blond hair from Rosinante’s face.

“I’ll figure it out,” he whispered. “And when I do, Teach is fucked.”

The ship creaked, water lapping gently against the hull. Archer sat there for a long time, staring at nothing, his mind burning with questions. By dawn, his course was set. He’d dig up the truth of God Valley, even if he had to rip it from the bones of the world itself. And when he finally stood before Blackbeard, it wouldn’t just be vengeance in his hands. It would be every answer Teach had bled to keep hidden—and Archer would make damn sure the bastard never lived to see the end of it.

 

With a crumpled list still clutched in his fist, Archer stalked down the gangplank of the Silence. The night air bit sharp, carrying Elbaf’s resin-heavy forest scent mixed with salt from the sea. Everyone else was asleep, but sleep was the last thing Archer could even pretend to want. His head buzzed, hot and furious.

Ripley’s house wasn’t hard to find—giants had a way of building things that even in the dark were impossible to miss. Archer didn’t bother with the front door. Instead, he caught the edge of an open window and hauled himself through like a thief sneaking into a sweetshop.

Inside, the room smelled faintly of herbs and old wood. Moonlight slid over the shapes of two people sleeping in the bed. Ripley was curled soft and still, while Gaban snored beside her, his body bandaged up like a half-dead mummy.

Archer’s lip curled. He didn’t think twice.

He crossed the room, grabbed the old pirate by the collar, and before Gaban could do more than grunt awake, Archer slapped a blindfold over his head.

“The fuck—?!” Gaban wheezed, trying to twist out of his grip.

“Pipe down, old man,” Archer hissed, dragging him like a sack of potatoes toward the window. “You’ll wake Ripley, and she doesn’t need to hear you bitch this early.”

Gaban was wounded, which made the job easier. The bastard still managed to curse like ten sailors put together, but Archer wrestled him through the window, slung him over his shoulder, and carried him through the quiet village streets until they reached a cluster of rocks by the dock. Only then did Archer set him down and rip the blindfold off.

The old pirate blinked hard at the sudden moonlight, then fixed Archer with a glare that could’ve peeled paint. “What the hell is wrong with you, runt?!”

Archer crouched in front of him, golden eyes glowing sharp in the dark. His teeth bared in something between a snarl and a smile. “What’s wrong with me? What’s wrong with you, old man? Why the fuck are you still keeping secrets?” His voice rose, rough with fury. “Why not tell the whole truth about why Roger and his merry bunch were even at God Valley in the first place? Why still play coy after all this time?”

Gaban’s jaw tightened. He looked away, stubborn as a stone.

Archer growled low in his throat. “Don’t you dare. Not with me. Normally I wouldn’t give a rat’s ass about Roger’s dirty laundry. But Teach has been taking shots at my sons. At me. My family is caught in this, and the time for secrets is done.” He leaned in close, eyes burning. “You hear me? I’ve spent most of my damn life cleaning up after the trail of shit Roger and his crew left behind. I’m owed the truth.”

Gaban let out a long, heavy sigh. His shoulders sagged like he was suddenly carrying fifty years of weight. “The Roger Pirates were there… for Shakky.”

That stopped Archer cold. He blinked. “…Shakky?”

The old man nodded, his eyes tired but clear. “She’d been captured. The Celestial Dragons had her slated to be the main prize of that gods-damned tournament at God Valley. Roger… Roger was madly in love with her back then. So we sailed in to save her.”

Archer’s head spun. Shakky? The barmaid with the sharp tongue who could outdrink anyone at Sabaody? Roger had been in love with her? So much that he’d thrown his crew into the firepit of God Valley?

His mouth worked, but words barely came. “So… Roger went there… because of her?”

Gaban gave a small, weary nod.

Archer ran both hands through his hair, tugging at his blond curls. His voice came out raw. “Then where the hell does Rouge fit in? You telling me Roger was chasing after Shakky while Ace’s mother…?”

Gaban’s gaze softened just a fraction, reading the storm on Archer’s face. “Roger was in love with Shakky before he met Rouge. But Shakky fell for Rayleigh. By the time Roger met Rouge… that’s when he found his true love. Don’t twist it.”

Archer scoffed harshly, though the knot in his chest didn’t ease. “Hell of a story. And Xebec?”

Gaban’s voice turned hard. “Xebec’s crew was already there, tearing the island apart. We had no choice. The Roger Pirates and the Marines fought them together. That’s how it happened.”

For a long beat, Archer just stared. Then, slowly, he cut Gaban’s bonds loose.

“You know what, old man?” Archer said, his tone flat and tired. “Fine. Thanks for the bedtime story.” He turned his back, hands curling into fists at his sides. “But this isn’t over. Not by a long shot.”

He walked back toward the Silence, the sound of the waves crashing in his ears. His mind was a tangle of questions that no amount of Gaban’s half-answers could cut through.

Shakky. Roger. Rouge. Xebec.

There was still more—so much more.

And if Gaban wouldn’t spill all of it? Archer knew exactly who he’d have to ask next.

Shakky herself.

 

Back at the ship, Archer grabbed the Den Den and dialed up Shakky without hesitation. The silence of the night pressed against him, thick and heavy, but he didn’t give a single fuck. He had questions, and he’d be damned if he waited until morning.

The snail blinked lazily, unamused at being woken, and after two calls Shakky finally picked up. Her voice came through the receiver smooth as rum, like she thought she could soften the edges of whatever storm was brewing on his end.

“Well now,” she purred, “calling me at this hour? Didn’t know you were so eager for my company, Portgas.”

“Cut the crap.” His voice was sharp, blade-thin, dripping with impatience. “I’ve got questions, and you’re gonna answer ‘em.”

A soft laugh from the other end, practiced and coy. “Questions? And what’ll you pay me for those answers, hm?”

Archer’s jaw tightened until he thought his teeth would crack. “How about I don’t burn your fucking bar to the ground? Sound like payment enough?”

The silence that followed was telling. Shakky wasn’t the type to spook easy, but she knew better than to push him when his temper was like this. When she spoke again, her voice had dropped its sugar-coating, quiet and serious.

“…What do you want to know?”

Archer didn’t waste time. “How and why did you end up on God Valley as some damn prize? Who put you there? Why were you worth Roger walking into that hellhole?”

On the other end, Shakky sighed. It wasn’t the tired sigh of someone who’d been woken too early—it was the heavy kind, the one that dragged up old memories like stones out of a riverbed. “That’s not something I like to talk about.”

“Tough shit, Buttercup.” Archer leaned forward, his free hand tightening against the table so hard the wood creaked. “Time for secrets and hiding is over. I’ve had it up to my eyeballs with half-truths and pretty lies. Talk.”

There was a pause, long enough that Archer thought she might hang up just to spite him. But then her voice came again, stripped bare, quieter than he’d ever heard it.

“…I was on Hachinosu. Wrong place, wrong time. They wanted a prize for their little tournament, something rare, something dangerous, something everyone would fight to have. I fit the bill. So they took me. Dragged me to God Valley in chains.” She let out a humorless chuckle. “Plenty of Celestial Dragons wanted me. Even some of their Holy Knights were throwing their weight around, making offers. Guess I was exotic enough to make them drool.”

Archer’s stomach turned, though his face stayed locked in a scowl. “And Roger?”

“He showed up. Him and his crew. They… they pulled me out. That’s all.”

Before Archer could press her further, the line went dead. She’d hung up on him.

He slammed the receiver down, rubbing at his forehead with rough fingers. Still no goddamn answers. Well, some. Now he knew why Roger had stormed into God Valley like a madman—horny bastard chasing after a woman. And the Marines? They weren’t there by chance. Of course they’d have been circling the island, protecting their precious Celestial Dragons while they bid on slaves and prizes like cattle at auction.

That part made sense. Too much sense.

But Xebec?

Archer’s gut told him there was still something missing. Why the hell had Rocks himself been there, dragging his whole madhouse of a crew into the fight? Why had it ended in a bloodbath that shook the seas for decades afterward?

Where did that bastard fit in?

Archer stood, pacing the cabin, every muscle in his body coiled tight. He wasn’t done—not by a long shot.

Someone out there knew the truth, and he was going to drag it out of them if he had to rip the whole damn world apart.

 

He was woken by a voice calling softly, “Dad?” and the feeling of a hand shaking his shoulder. His whole body screamed with soreness. Every joint ached from sleeping folded up at the galley table. He blinked himself awake, dragging his cheek off the wood, leaving behind a faint smear of drool.

Ace’s freckled face was inches away, brow furrowed in worry.

Archer grunted, trying to salvage some dignity after being caught like that. “What’s up, kid?” His voice was a rough rasp, like gravel rolling in a tin can.

Ace crossed his arms, stance already screaming interrogation. “What’s up?” He repeated the words with dripping disbelief. “I’ll tell you what’s up. Out on deck there are ropes and a blindfold just lying around. And before you even think of answering—if this is some twisted sex play between you and Papa, for the love of all things holy, keep that crap out of sight. Especially from the girls. I don’t want to explain to Luc or Tama why their dads are leaving bondage gear lying around like it’s part of the ship’s décor!”

Archer blinked, then barked out a laugh that made his ribs ache. “Bondage? Kid, please. If your Papa and I do that, you think we’d be sloppy enough to leave the evidence laying out for you brats to trip over? We have a special chest for that stuff.”

Ace’s face twisted like he’d just swallowed spoiled milk. “Oh, fantastic. That’s a mental image I’m never going to be able to bleach out of my brain.”

Archer smirked, enjoying himself far too much. “Relax. The ropes and blindfold aren’t from that. They’re from when I kidnapped Gaban last night.”

Silence. Pure, perfect silence.

Ace’s mouth fell open, eyes wide. He looked like someone had just told him the sky was green.

“You… what?” His voice was flat, dangerously calm.

Archer stretched his stiff shoulders, trying not to grin. “Snatched the old man right out of Riply’s bed, hauled him down by the rocks, tied him up, slapped a blindfold on him, and asked a few questions.”

Ace blinked. Then again. Then he threw his hands in the air with such force Archer worried he’d sprain something. “I regret asking! I regret everything!” He spun on his heel, muttering as he stormed down the corridor, “My parents are lunatics… actual lunatics…”

Archer leaned back in the chair, grinning like a cat. His ribs throbbed, his neck ached, but seeing his son lose his cool almost made it worth the pain.

He didn’t have to wait long before Ace came back—this time dragging Rosinante, who was half-asleep, hair a disaster, shirt hanging off one shoulder.

“Tell him!” Ace demanded, pointing dramatically at Archer. “Tell him he’s insane!”

Rosinante rubbed at his eyes, yawning. “Mmh… what did he do this time?”

Archer raised a lazy hand. “Morning, love. I kidnapped Gaban last night.”

Rosinante blinked slowly. “Of course you did.” He shuffled past Ace and collapsed into the nearest chair, nearly faceplanting into the table. “Did you at least put him back where you found him?”

“I cut him loose,” Archer said, feigning innocence. “That counts.”

Ace threw his arms wide, near shrieking. “That’s not normal behavior!

Rosinante mumbled into the tabletop, “You’ll get used to it.”

“I don’t want to get used to it!” Ace barked, hair practically standing on end. “Do you people hear yourselves?!”

Archer snorted, leaning back with his arms behind his head. “Careful, brat. You’re starting to sound like Law.”

Ace froze, jaw tight, and then groaned so loudly it rattled the plates on the shelves. “I hate this family.” He stomped toward the door, muttering again, “Lunatics… absolute lunatics…”

As his footsteps faded, Archer chuckled and glanced at Rosinante. “See? He’s learning.”

Rosinante didn’t lift his head. “If by learning, you mean figuring out how cursed he is to have you as a father, then yes.”

Archer smirked, golden eyes gleaming. “Oh, he’ll thank me one day.”

Rosinante groaned again, muffled against the table. “Gods help us all.”

 

The rest of the day dragged itself along, with Archer buried in his own thoughts, muttering and grumbling like a man possessed. Ace and the others had left the ship hours ago—Ace, he claimed, needed “some space from his dad,” while the rest simply wanted to enjoy Elbaf without tripping over Archer’s moods. That left Archer alone on the deck, well… almost alone. Nugget perched obediently on his shoulder, head tilting as if judging him silently.

Archer scowled down at the open notebook in front of him, scribbled arrows connecting names, dates, and incidents. He rubbed his eyes and muttered, “If I were Teach, losing my dad to Roger… yeah, wanting revenge makes sense. That much I get. But there’s still… more, isn’t there?”

Nugget let out a small, chirping note, and Archer blinked. He took it as agreement. “Exactly. You get me, bird. Something’s missing.”

Then it hit him like a cannonball. The angle he hadn’t considered. The missing piece. Teach’s perspective. The man himself.

Archer laughed, low and dark, shaking his head. “Why not ask him directly? Totally sane.”

He tapped the Denden with a firm hand, the bird hopping in excitement. “Right, Nugget? We do this. We call him. Right now.”

The device rang twice before a growl cut through the speaker.

“What the fuck do you want, Portgas?”

Archer smirked, leaning back against the railing. “Hey, Cuz.”

There was a pause, filled with static and a low rumble that sounded suspiciously like teeth grinding. “Cousin? Fuck you! And I really don’t like the sound of that voice of yours.”

“Well, I don’t like your voice either, too filled with madness,” Archer admitted, tilting his head. “But blood’s blood, Teach. And for old times’ sake… let’s keep it civil for, I dunno… five minutes?”

“Five minutes?” Teach growled like a wolf circling a fire. “You’ve killed half my crew!”

“Yeah, well, you almost had Ace killed at Marineford, offed half of Law’s crew, and nearly got my eldest hurt too. Not to mention Luffy, who’s—by the way—our adopted son. So, technically, we’re even. We’re even, Cuz.”

A long growl, and then Teach’s voice cut through like steel on steel. “You’ve got two minutes. I’m listening, but it better be quick.”

Archer didn’t waste a second. “Alright, first question. Why the fuck was Xebec at God Valley? Was he after Shakky pussy too, or what?”

A deep, tense silence followed. Then Teach roared, his voice vibrating with raw intensity. “Xebec was there to save me. My mother and me. And it cost him his life. All thanks to Garp and Roger.”

Archer’s brow furrowed, mind racing. Wait. Xebec? The world’s most dangerous pirate, trying to save his own kid and woman? That didn’t compute.

“Explain,” he said sharply.

“I don’t need to explain,” Teach snapped. “They call me a monster. They’ll believe what they want. But the truth is there. Rocks D. Xebec was trying to protect his family. That’s why he was at God Valley. That’s why my father died.”

Archer’s head tilted back, staring at the stars above. “So… all this time, the most infamous pirate the world’s ever seen? Trying to save people? That’s… ironic as hell.”

Teach’s next words dropped like a bomb. “And… our real family name? Not Rocks. Rocks was a decoy. The true name of our bloodline? Davey D.”

Archer blinked, then let out a slow whistle. “Davey D… huh. And here I thought I was worried about your obsession with the D.” He shook his head. “Honestly, I don’t give a rat’s ass what your family name is. I’m a Portgas first and foremost. That’s what matters.”

There was a long silence. Then Teach growled lowly, almost like a warning. “You a Davey too. Blood doesn’t lie.”

Archer snorted, shoulders shrugging. “Maybe I am. Doesn’t matter. I’m a Portgas, blood or no blood. That’s who I am.”

A final, tense silence fell over the line before Archer hung up.

He rubbed his forehead, eyes narrowing as everything clicked into place. Slowly, he ran down the summary in his head:

  1. Roger had gone to God Valley for Shakky. The fact he got rejected in favor of Reighly? That had to sting. Archer chuckled softly, imagining the pirate king’s face.
  2. The Marines—Garp, Dragon—were there because, well, they were Marines. Protecting Celestial Dragons, upholding orders, whatever.
  3. The so-called Rocks Pirates? Xebec had been trying to save his son and wife, not to conquer or destroy.

And in the middle of it all, Xebec died. Teach swore revenge against Roger, Garp, and Dragon. Fair. Logical, even.

Roger was long dead, so Teach turned his wrath toward Ace—Roger’s son. Archer had been protecting Ace, which drew him into the feud.

Garp was a prisoner of Teach, pulling Dragon and Luffy into the mess. And Archer? Son of Xebec’s sister, whose defiance and husband had wounded Xebec just enough to allow Roger and Garp to finish him off. That made sense of Teach’s intense hatred of Archer, Ace, and Luffy.

Archer looked down at Nugget, whose little black eyes seemed to meet his with unspoken agreement. “Fuck,” he muttered.

The bird chirped.

“Yeah, you get it too,” Archer said, letting a wry grin creep across his face. “Blood feuds, revenge, family drama… and here we are, smack in the middle of it all. Great. Just great.”

He leaned back against the railing, letting the wind whip at his hair. Moonlight reflected off the waves, silver and fractured, just like the puzzle of Teach, Xebec, Roger, and his own convoluted family history.

“Still,” he murmured, glancing at Nugget, “there’s more I need to know. That’s not all. There’s a piece missing. Something about God Valley, Roger, and Xebec I still don’t see.”

The little bird chirped again, and Archer laughed, shaking his head. “Yeah… I know, Nugget. I’ll get it. I’ll figure it out. Even if it kills me.”

His grin hardened, eyes glittering with the fierce, unrelenting light of someone who refused to back down. He had all the pieces now… most of them. And one way or another, Teach would pay. Bloody, painful, inevitable.

Archer’s gaze drifted to the horizon, where the dark shapes of Elbaf’s forests met the water. Somewhere out there, Teach plotted. Somewhere, the answers he needed were waiting. And Archer? He was ready to take them.

He sighed, shoulders heavy but heart sharp. “First, I get the facts. Then… we settle the score.”

Nugget chirped, flapping his wings. Archer laughed, shaking his head again. “Yeah… that’s right, Nug. Just like old times.”

The night deepened around the Silence, waves lapping, stars blinking cold and distant above. And for the first time that day, Archer allowed himself a sense of grim satisfaction: the puzzle was almost complete, and the pieces pointed in one clear direction. Teach. Blood. Revenge. Family. And Archer, standing squarely in the middle of it all, ready to finish what Garp and Roger had started in their own way—on his terms.

Chapter 142: Evil twin?

Summary:

So sorry for the long pause! But information needed to be had, and to fit Archer and co.

Chapter Text

Rosinante was exactly where Archer expected him to be—sitting on the deck of the Silence, long legs crossed awkwardly, a steaming cup of tea in one hand and a newspaper spread out in the other. Morning light glinted off his blond hair, and for a brief second Archer almost forgot he was furious and confused and sleep-deprived.

Almost.

Archer stomped across the deck like an offended goose, Nugget perched loyally on his shoulder. He planted himself right in front of Rosinante and began tapping his foot. Loudly. Aggressively. Dramatically.

Rosinante looked up over the rim of the paper, blinked once, then deliberately lowered his gaze and turned a page. “Mm,” he murmured, taking a slow sip of tea, as if Archer’s seething presence was an annoying breeze at most.

Archer’s eye twitched.

He tapped his foot harder.

Nugget ruffled his feathers in solidarity.

Ten. Entire. Minutes.

Rosinante was a patient man, but even he had limits. With a sigh that belonged to someone preparing for war, he folded the newspaper with soft, exaggerated care, set his teacup aside, and looked up at Archer’s murderous expression.

“Are you done,” he asked calmly, “throwing a tantrum? Or are you and Nugget still playing detectives?”

Nugget fixed Rosinante with the avian equivalent of a death stare.

Archer scoffed, indignant. “First of all, detective work is serious business. Second—don’t drag Nugget into this, he’s been nothing but supportive.”

Rosinante lifted a single unimpressed eyebrow.

Which Archer chose—very bravely—to ignore.

“So!” Archer said, straightening. “I talked to Teach on the Denden.”

Rosinante froze.

It was comical, really: one moment relaxed ex-Marine reading the news, next moment panicked flamingo demon launching himself out of his chair with full height and full alarm. He grabbed Archer’s shoulders—both Archer and Nugget jostling violently.

“You WHAT?!” Rosinante shook him like a maraca. “ARE YOU MAD?!”

Nugget screeched in protest.

Archer scowled. “Stop shaking me—Nugget’s going to fall off, you oversized giraffe! And no, I’m not mad! Nugget agreed with me, actually!”

Rosinante stared at the bird. Nugget stared back.

If birds could look apologetic, Nugget definitely did not.

Rosinante then slowly, slowly, turned the full weight of The Look upon Archer.

Archer crossed his arms. “Oh don’t look at me like that—I almost have everything solved! Everything makes sense now.” He jabbed a finger dramatically upward. “There’s just one person left I need to talk to.”

Rosinante pinched the bridge of his nose, groaning softly like a man thirty years older. “Who?”

Archer gave him a bright, dangerous grin.

Rosinante immediately regretted asking.

“No,” he said, standing taller, “wait—don’t tell me. I don’t want to know. Actually, no—you have to tell me. Who is this last person?”

Archer opened his mouth.

Rosinante cut in, “And please, please, for the love of all that exists, don’t say something insane like… ‘Im’ or ‘the Gorosei’ or ‘Big Mom’s hairdresser.’”

Archer blinked. “Why would I ever talk to a hairdresser?” He waved the thought away. “No. I’m going to talk to Loki.”

Rosinante stared.

Archer stared back.

Nugget puffed up importantly.

Rosinante finally exhaled a long, exhausted sigh. “I’m coming.”

Archer smirked. “Didn’t even ask if you wanted to.”

“I’m not coming because I want to,” Rosinante said flatly. “I’m coming because I don’t trust you to speak to Loki without starting an international incident, a bar fight, or… gods forbid… blowing something up.”

Archer placed a hand over his heart. “You wound me.”

“Good,” Rosinante muttered.

Archer leaned in with a smug little grin. “Besides, you would’ve come anyway.”

Rosinante gave him a look that said I love you but you will be the death of me.

“Get your coat,” Archer said, already marching toward the gangplank, Nugget proudly flapping its wings. “We’re going to the overgrown fucker.”

Rosinante followed, muttering under his breath, “I should have stayed in bed… I should have stayed unconscious…”

Archer flashed him a grin. “Too late now!”

 

He strode down the dirt path with a tune on his lips, whistling like he didn’t have a single care. Nugget sat proudly on his shoulder, bobbing its little head and chirping in rhythm. Behind him, Rosinante trailed with long steps, grumbling into his scarf like a man who regretted every life choice that had led him here.

“Could you at least look like we’re doing something important?” Rosinante muttered.

Archer made the tune louder.

They wove through the sleeping village, past enormous barrels, axe racks, and long stone troughs big enough for ten men to bathe in. Giants snored inside their homes with the subtlety of earthquakes.

When they reached the outskirts, Loki’s prison finally came into view: the giant chained to two boulders the size of houses, slumped against them with a disgruntled expression even in sleep. His snores were loud enough to rattle pebbles.

Archer cupped his hands around his mouth.
“HEY!”

Loki didn’t move.

So Archer picked up a rock. A big one. He weighed it in his hand, shrugged, and lobbed it with perfect aim.

It hit Loki right between the eyes.

The giant jolted awake with a roar that shook the ground. “WHAT THE—?! WHO THREW—?!”

Archer lifted a hand. “Morning, sunshine.”

Loki blinked down, recognized the tiny blond menace, and groaned. “You again. Little demon. Why are you waking me in the middle of the night?!”

“Because I got questions,” Archer said cheerfully. “And since you’re chained up, you can’t run from them. Ain’t life neat?”

Loki bared his teeth. “I should crush you.”

“Try,” Archer said. “Go on. I’ll wait.”

Rosinante sighed behind him, rubbing his temples.

Loki growled, but he stopped thrashing. “What do you want?”

Archer dusted his hands, Nugget fluffing its feathers. “First question: you awake?”

Loki stared at him. “No. I’m sleep-talking.”

“Good!” Archer said brightly. “Because you get a reward if you behave.”

The giant’s eyes narrowed. “I’m not a puppy.”

“Could’ve fooled me,” Archer muttered.

Rosinante elbowed him lightly, which Archer ignored with great professionalism.

He stepped closer to the chained giant. “You know anything about Xebec?”

Silence fell like a stone.

Loki’s expression shifted slowly. Less rage. More memory. More caution.

“Yes,” Loki said finally. “I knew him. He came to Elbaf once.”

Archer raised a brow. “Did he now?”

“He was… terrifying,” Loki admitted begrudgingly. “Tried to join his crew. I was young. Stupid. Arrogant. Thought I could impress him. But he chose Kaido instead.”

“Bad pick,” Archer said, rolling his eyes. “Kaido was a dick. Glad he’s dead.”

Loki gave a firm nod. “He was a idiot. Even we feared him.”

Archer made a mental note: even giants called Kaido a idiot. That tracked.

“Next question,” Archer said, voice dropping. “Why’d you kill your father? Why kill the king?”

Loki didn’t answer.

Archer spat on the ground. “Save the ‘woe is me’ shit. Tell me the truth.”

Loki’s jaw clenched. He looked away. When he finally spoke, his voice was low, heavy, nothing like his usual bombast.

“My father allied with the World Government. But he refused to kneel. They wanted full submission. He refused. And one day… he and I were meeting with the royal guard.”

Loki took a slow breath.

“Then something happened. Like someone snapped their fingers. The guards—every one of them—turned on us. Without warning. They moved like puppets pulled by invisible strings.”

Archer’s skin prickled.

Rosinante went perfectly still.

“When it ended,” Loki continued, “my father was dead. The guards were dead. And I…” He let out a bitter laugh. “I was the only survivor. They needed a culprit. So they picked the one who couldn’t defend himself.”

“Who did it?” Archer asked softly.

“I don’t know,” Loki said. “But I know the Holy Knights were involved. And their leader… Imu. That name carries the stink of death.”

Archer nodded once.

Got it. That was enough.

He turned and walked away without another word.

“HEY!” Loki roared. “WHERE’S MY REWARD?!”

Archer called over his shoulder, “You’ve earned a cookie, big guy!”

Loki screamed so loud birds fled the treetops.

Rosinante didn’t speak until they reached the Silence. Then, quietly:
“What now?”

Archer looked up at him, eyes sharp. “Now? We set sail. Someone out there knows more about Imu.”

Rosinante nodded once, turned, and raised two fingers. The gesture alone sent the crew into motion. Within minutes everyone was pulling ropes, loading supplies, and readying the ship.

Ace jogged over. “Let me guess—trouble?”

Archer snorted. “Wouldn’t be life without it.”

“Where’s Luffy?” Rosinante asked.

“Over near the docks,” Ace said. “Talking to Zoro and Nami. I’ll go get him.”

Archer nodded and made his way toward the front of the ship. The snarling bearhead figurehead loomed over him like it judged him for every bad life choice that led to this moment. Archer climbed onto it anyway, sitting where the carved snout jutted out, Nugget hopping into his lap.

“All this shit,” he muttered to Nugget, “and it started before I was even a damn thought.”

Nugget chirped in solemn agreement.

Below him, the crew finished preparations. The tide surged. The smell of sea salt thickened. And across the dock, Archer spotted a familiar straw hat bouncing through the crowd.

Luffy was running.

Behind him came strawhats, and half the damn village.

Rosinante stepped forward, smiling despite himself. “Luffy.”

The boy skidded to a stop, panting, hands on his knees. Then he stood up, grin wide enough to split the world in two.

“Leaving already?”

Archer hopped down from the figurehead. “Yeah. Got… stuff to deal with.”

Luffy nodded slowly. He didn’t ask what kind of stuff. Luffy never did. He trusted his dads far too much for that.

Ace crossed his arms. “We’ll come back. Don’t get into trouble while we are gone.”

“ME?” Luffy shouted, pointing at himself. “ACE, YOU’RE the one who jumps off cliffs for fun!”

“That was ONE TIME!”

“Three!” Luffy corrected.

Rosinante snorted into his sleeve.

 “You’re coming back, right?”

Archer lifted a brow. “What? Planning on replacing us?”

Luffy puffed up his cheeks. “NO!”

Rosinante crouched down and set a hand on Luffy’s shoulder. “We always come back.”

Luffy stared at him for several long seconds… then launched forward, arms wrapping tight around Rosinante’s waist.

Rosinante softened, folding his long arms around his son.

“Don’t let anyone hurt you,” Luffy mumbled into his coat. “If they do, I’ll… I’ll—”

Archer bent down beside them. “You’ll what? Bite their hand off like I did to Doffy?”

Luffy’s eyes sparkled. “Yeah!”

Rosinante groaned. “Do NOT encourage that.”

“Too late.”

Luffy jumped next, tackling Archer with so much force Nugget had to flap wildly to keep balance.

Archer huffed, hugging him tightly. “You better be here when we get back, brat.”

“I will! And I’ll be stronger too! And taller! And—”

“No growing taller,” Archer interrupted. “I refuse to be shorter than you.”

Luffy laughed loudly, tears forming in the corners of his eyes.

Ace stepped forward, ruffling Luffy’s hair. “We’ll meet again at the next island. Or the one after. You know us—we pop up everywhere.”

Rosinante stood, brushing off his coat. “Crew! Prepare to sail!”

The Silence creaked as it shifted with the tide. The wind filled the sails.

Archer hesitated. Just a moment.

“Luffy.”

Luffy blinked up at him.

Archer cupped the back of his head. “We love you.”

Luffy’s breath caught. His smile trembled.

“I love you too.”

Rosinante joined Archer at his side, resting a hand on Luffy’s straw hat to steady it against the breeze.

Brogy stepped forward, booming, “GO WITH PRIDE, LITTLE ROARING PIRATES!”

Dorry echoed, “AND RETURN WITH STORIES!”

The villagers cheered.

Luffy stepped back to the edge of the dock, waving so wildly his arms blurred.
“BYE!! BYE DADS!! DON’T FORGET TO EAT!! AND DRINK WATER!! AND— AND— DON’T FIGHT EVERYONE YOU SEE—”

Archer cupped his hands around his mouth.
“NO PROMISES!!”

Rosinante swatted the back of Archer’s head. “PROMISES,” he corrected.

The ship pushed away from the dock. The ropes released. The gap between them widened.

Luffy kept waving.

Archer leaned on the railing, watching him shrink into the distance. “He’s gonna cry when we’re out of sight.”

Rosinante smiled softly. “So are you.”

Archer sputtered. “I— NO— I’m—”

Nugget chirped, traitorously agreeing with Rosinante.

Archer threw his hands up. “Unbelievable. Betrayed by my own bird.”

Rosinante laughed quietly, wrapping an arm around Archer’s waist as the Silence turned toward the open sea.

Behind them on the shrinking dock, Luffy jumped, shouted, waved, and refused to look away until the ship vanished around the cliffside.

Rosinante pressed a kiss to his temple. “We’ll return.”

Archer exhaled. “Yeah… we will.”

The ocean stretched ahead—vast, unpredictable, full of secrets and monsters and answers Archer wasn’t sure he wanted.

But they had to chase them anyway.

For Xebec.
For their family.
For the truth.

Archer stared forward, Nugget perched like a captain on his shoulder.

“Let’s hunt down this Imu bastard.”

Rosinante nodded beside him. “Yeah.”

The crew roared in agreement. The sails snapped. The Silence surged forward like a beast freed of its chains.

On the dock, far behind them, Luffy raised both fists into the air.

“COME BACK SOON!!”

 

They had been at sea for five days.

Five days of calm waters, uneventful skies, and Archer pacing the deck like a particularly irritated housecat, muttering to himself about ancient conspiracies, dead tyrants, and giant cover-ups. Nugget had taken to mimicking Archer’s muttering, which meant the crew now had two sources of nonsense wandering around.

Giles finally snapped.

The fishman marched across the deck, webbed feet slapping the wood, until he planted himself right in front of Archer—who was lying on his back, one leg thrown dramatically over the bearhead figurehead like a painting gone wrong.

“Captain,” Giles said, in the tone people usually reserved for talking down explosive barrels, “where exactly are we going?”

Archer blinked up at him as if the question were profoundly stupid.
“We’re sailing.”

“Yes,” Giles said slowly, “I can see that. But where?”

Archer shrugged so hard his shoulders made a little thunk against the carved wood.
“Dunno yet.”

Giles stared. “Dunno yet.”

“Yep.”

“You have no destination.”

“Nope.”

“We are literally drifting.”

Archer lifted a finger, offended. “Drifting? Excuse you. There’s a system. A strategy. A master plan.”

Giles raised a brow. “Which is?”

Archer sat up, crossed his legs, and tapped his temple. “Waiting until I figure out who to ask about the Imu dude.”

Giles stared at him for a full five seconds before slapping a hand against his forehead so hard it echoed across the deck.

“Captain,” he groaned.

Archer stuck his tongue out like a child. “Worked before.”

“When?” Giles demanded.

Archer opened his mouth. Then shut it. Then opened it again.
“…Always.”

“That,” Giles said flatly, “is a lie.”

Before Archer could defend his honor, Nugget hopped onto his head and chirped in agreement with Giles.

“Et tu, Feather Judas?” Archer gasped.

Giles rubbed his forehead again. “This is madness.”

“Correction!” Archer raised a finger triumphantly. “This is PIRACY!”

Rosinante, who had been leaning on the railing with a cup of tea, sighed so deeply the sails seemed to flutter in sympathy.

“Giles,” Rosinante said gently, “just accept it. This is how he operates.”

“It’s how we all die,” Giles muttered.

Archer stood up, cloak fluttering dramatically even though the wind wasn’t strong enough to justify it. “Listen. All we need is the right person. Someone who knows about Imu. Someone ancient. Someone secretive. Someone—”

Raya poked her head up from below deck.
“You mean like one of those weird immortal people?”

Archer snapped his fingers. “YES! EXACTLY.”

Giles threw his hands up. “Wonderful. So we’re not just aimlessly wandering, we’re aimlessly wandering while hunting immortal cryptids.”

Archer nodded proudly. “See? Now you’re getting it.”

Giles inhaled deeply, muttered something about “crazy captains and their suicidal quests,” then turned and stomped away.

Archer cupped his hands around his mouth and yelled after him,
“HEY GILES! DON’T WORRY! IF WE DIE, YOU CAN HAUNT ME!”

“THAT IS NOT REASSURING!” the fishman yelled back.

Rosinante chuckled into his tea. “You enjoy torturing him.”

“I enjoy his reactions,” Archer corrected. “Very dramatic. Very theatrical. I appreciate the effort.”

Rosinante set down his cup and stepped closer. “Do you actually have any idea who to ask?”

Archer’s expression shifted—just slightly—from smug to thoughtful.

“Not yet,” he admitted. “But I will. Eventually.”

Rosinante nodded. “Then until you do… we sail.”

Archer smirked, leaning against him. “You love this shit.”

Rosinante rolled his eyes. “I love you. The shit comes with the package.”

Nugget chirped in agreement.

Archer snorted. “Fine. But next island? I swear, if it’s full of giant man-eating flowers again—”

“That was your fault,” Rosinante reminded him.

“IT LOOKED LIKE A CHAIR!”

“That chair tried to swallow you.”

“And yet,” Archer said proudly, “it failed.”

Rosinante sighed again, but he was smiling.

The Silence cut through the water like it had a purpose, even though only half the people on board actually knew what the hell that purpose was.

And Archer leaned back against the rail, eyes scanning the horizon.

Somewhere out there was the answer.

He just had to find the right person to squeeze it out of.

 

He was sitting in the galley, hunched over the table like a gremlin guarding treasure, scribbling on a piece of paper and mumbling to himself in what Gin now referred to as “Archer-speak”—a language consisting of half theories, half insults, and half noises humans weren’t meant to make.

Gin was at the stove, completely unfazed, stirring a pot with the calmness of someone who had long since accepted being surrounded by maniacs.

“Captain?” Gin asked after a few minutes of listening to Archer curse at the paper. “Is there anyone still alive from Xebec’s old crew?”

Archer froze.

Literally froze. Like a statue. Only his eye twitched.

Then his head snapped up so fast Nugget squawked from his perch on a nearby crate.
His mouth opened. Closed. Opened again. He looked like a fish having an existential crisis.

“Alive?” Archer echoed. “From Xebec’s crew?”

“Yes,” Gin said, still stirring, as if asking about the most fearsome pirate crew in history was the same as asking for more salt.

Archer began rattling off names, fingers tapping rapidly on the wood.

“Whitebeard—dead. Kaido—dead. Big Mom—dead. Captain Rocks McDeadface… also dead.”

Gin raised an eyebrow but kept stirring.

“But the rest?” Archer muttered. “Fuck if I know. Who else even sailed with that crazy bastard?”

He tried to remember, but his mind came up blank. Horribly blank. Too blank. Suspiciously blank.

He hated it.

He shot out of his chair like a fired cannonball.

From above, Ace’s voice could be heard shouting something about “FULL HOUSE, TIMBLE, PAY UP YOU CHEATING LITTLE—”

Perfect.

Archer stormed onto the deck and spotted Ace sitting with Timble and Pudding, a pile of cards in his hand and an expression of smug victory on his face.

Archer grabbed Ace by the collar mid-sentence.

“COME HERE.”

Ace yelped, cards flying everywhere as Archer dragged him across the deck.

“DAD! DAD—MY CARDS—TIMBLE IS STEALING MY—HEY!”

Timble cheered in triumph, scooping up all the cards Ace dropped.

Archer ignored all of it. He pulled Ace aside like a man dragging someone into an interrogation room.

“Son,” Archer snapped, eyes sharp, “tell me everything you know about the Rocks Pirates’ crew. Names. Status. Alive. Dead. Frozen in a block of ice. I don’t give a fuck.”

Ace blinked at him. “Uh… okay?”

He scratched his head and started listing:

“Well, Pops talked about them a few times. The big names everyone knows: Whitebeard, Kaido, Big Mom. Captain Rocks. Captain John—not sure if he counts, he was more like a parasite. Ochoku. Silver Axe. And, uh…”

He snapped his fingers. “Yeah—Gloriosa. The old lady from Amazon Lily. Pops said she used to be a handful back in the day. As far as I know, she’s still alive.”

Archer went so still he forgot to breathe.

Then—

He grinned.

A slow, dangerous, vicious grin.

“Thanks, kid,” Archer said sweetly.

Ace took a step back. “Uh… sure? What did I just help with?”

But Archer was already running.

Ace sighed. “Every time I talk to him, I lose three years of my lifespan.”

Pudding patted his shoulder sympathetically.

 

Archer reached for the Denden Mushi.

He reached the shelf.

The hook.

The corner.

The drawer.

Nothing.

His eye twitched.

He spun around so fast he almost tripped over the bed.

And there, leaning against the wall like the pinnacle of long-suffering husbandhood, Rosinante sipped his tea with one raised brow.

“I hid it,” he said calmly.

Archer looked personally offended.

“You WHAT?”

Rosinante shrugged. “Your obsession with this Imu business is getting dangerous. I’m cutting you off.”

“CUTTING ME OFF—ROSINANTE I AM A GROWN MAN—”

“You say that,” Rosi said, sipping his tea, “and yet last night you kidnapped Gaban.”

“HE LIVED.”

“And you blindfolded him.”

Archer crossed his arms. “He deserved it!”

“No, he did not.”

“He did!

“He did not.”

Archer stomped.

Actually stomped.

Full stomp. Foot down. Arms crossed. Nugget copying him on the railing behind.

Rosinante stared.

Archer huffed, spun on his heel, and stormed off.

He spotted Timble.

Perfect.

He scooped the dwarf up under one arm like a particularly angry, squirming loaf of bread.

“PUT ME DOWN!” Timble shrieked, legs kicking wildly. “LET ME GO YOU GIANT BLOND MENACE!”

Archer kicked open a storage room door and tossed Timble inside.

Timble landed with a bounce, rolled, and popped up glaring.

Archer shut the door, leaned down, and said quietly—too quietly for comfort:

“Tonight. When Rosinante is asleep. You are going to steal the Denden back for me. And bring it to the crows nest.”

Timble crossed his arms. “Why would I do that?”

Archer squinted at him. “What do you want?”

Timble tapped his chin dramatically.

“A new room,” he said. “A real one. Not the broom closet Captain ‘We Don’t Need Space’ gave me.”

Archer blinked once.

“Done.”

Timble blinked.

“Really?”

“Yes. You get a real room. Floorboards. Shelves. Maybe even a window.”

Timble gasped softly. “…A window?”

“A window.”

Timble puffed out his chest proudly. “Then it shall be done, captain.”

“Good,” Archer said, opening the door again.

Timble hopped out, chin high.

Archer dusted off his hands. “Perfect. Everything is in motion.”

He stepped outside, looked around the deck dramatically like a man in a tragic play, and whispered:

“Tonight… we call Hancock.”

Nugget chirped ominously from above.

Rosinante, somewhere behind him, sneezed like he sensed incoming idiocy.

And Archer grinned.

This plan?

This was going to go terribly.

He loved it already.

 

For once, the plan had actually gone as planned, which in itself was impressive. Archer had waited until Rosinante was asleep, having seduced the man into passing out immediately afterward. He had left their cabin quietly, checking that Luc and Tama were fast asleep, and then climbed into the crowsnest, grinning like a man about to unleash hell.

Penguin, predictably, was snoring like a brick even though he was supposed to be on night duty. Archer didn’t care. He had bigger things on his mind.

He waited. And waited.

After an hour, a grumbling, cursing sound came from below. Timble crawled up the ladder, Denden Mushi tucked under one arm like it was a priceless artifact. Archer’s grin widened like a predator spotting fresh prey.

“Finally,” he whispered, patting the dwarf on the back. “You did good, Timble.”

The little man grumbled something that sounded suspiciously like a curse in three different languages, but Archer ignored it. He was about to call Hancock when Timble’s small voice made him pause.

“Archer… whose ship is that?”

Archer frowned, following the dwarf’s gaze. Timble was right. There, cutting through the moonlight on the horizon, a ship was moving fast toward them. Something felt off immediately. Archer grabbed the spyglass from the still-sleeping Penguin and trained it on the approaching vessel.

“Penguin,” Archer barked, shaking him. “Wake the others! Now!”

Penguin blinked blearily, muttered something about unfair awakenings, and scrambled down the ladder.

Archer clutched Timble to his shoulder, eyes fixed on the distant ship. Through the spyglass, it was hard to make out details at first, but one thing immediately drew his attention: a head of red hair.

Shanks?

Archer’s jaw tightened. That ship was not the Red Force. That hair didn’t lie—but still… what the hell was that bastard doing here?

No time to think. No time at all.

Before he could react further, the other ship fired its cannons. A deafening boom shook the Silence, and splinters flew from the railing. Archer’s stomach sank.

“Shit!” he swore, eyes narrowing. “I know that redhead. I know him, and attacking me? Low, even for him.”

From the deck, Katakuri’s voice cut through the clamor, loud and sharp:

“That’s not the Red Force! And that’s not Shanks!”

Archer blinked, heart skipping a beat.

“What the fuck?” he muttered, bringing the spyglass back up.

Timble wriggled nervously on his shoulder.

Katakuri continued, his voice carrying over the noise, unmistakable and commanding:

“That’s Shamrock! Leader of the Holy Knights!”

Archer blinked, lips curling into a mixture of disbelief and amusement.

“Shamrock?” he yelled back, pointing toward the distant ship. “Wait… Shanks now has an evil twin or something?!”

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