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    Hermione’s friends classify her as in her “hoe phase,” but Hermione thinks she has never felt more empowered.

    As she frequently takes her hookups back to her flat, she worries about how the new neighbor will respond to the thin walls.

    When she learns her new neighbor is Draco Malfoy of all people, she throws courtesy out the window and changes her tactic. Her new game is to see how quickly she can make Malfoy move out.

    Too bad for Hermione that Draco’s into it.

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