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Hermione’s friends classify her as in her “hoe phase,” but Hermione thinks she has never felt more empowered.
As she frequently takes her hookups back to her flat, she worries about how the new neighbor will respond to the thin walls.
When she learns her new neighbor is Draco Malfoy of all people, she throws courtesy out the window and changes her tactic. Her new game is to see how quickly she can make Malfoy move out.
Too bad for Hermione that Draco’s into it.
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Two years.
One mission line.
She's a handler. He's the field agent who never listens.
No names, no faces. Just clean executions and encrypted orders.
She didn’t mean to get attached to a voice.
He wasn’t supposed to care who was on the other end.
But when your job is keeping someone alive with nothing but your voice—
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Hermione Granger’s given an amazing chance, to be an intern at one of the best hospitals in London. What she doesn’t expect is falling for one of the top doctors, Draco Malfoy, who happens to be so much older than what Hermione is attracted to, but she can’t help it.
It becomes something so much more bigger than she could’ve ever imagined.
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Amoris vulnus idem sanat, qui facit.
The Malfoy curse was cruel: when the heart breaks, the body follows. Draco has carried the wound in silence, his body and soul bound to the one who unknowingly shattered him. But fate is merciless, because who should cross the threshold but Harry Potter, like a book that simply refuses to stay closed?
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Attractive, Annoying, and Other Adjectives by theravenclawscribe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Nov 2025
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Hermione is 30, single, and looking for a new place. Desperate and with no promising prospects, she reluctantly moves in with three chaotic wizards… and no guide to understanding their ridiculous antics.
Inspired by New Girl: features a snarky, curmudgeonly Draco, optimistic and industrious Hermione, Type A Blaise, and wildcard Theo.
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One starlight night is all Draco and Theo need to confess their feelings and find their way home.
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After Draco's drunk driving arrest, he's mandated to re-sit his driving examination. He anticipates a formal, elderly examiner, but instead finds Ron, a heavily tattooed man with a vulgar vocabulary, who is either the figure of his worst anxieties or his secret desires.
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Draco had been working silently for the last half hour, running through an arithmancy proof to check that he had the right amount of Rosmarinus essence in their brew. He had only just finished when Granger casually swiveled in her desk chair, demanding his attention.
Slowly, her lips opened into a grin as she asked him for the first time, with such feigned innocence, that maddening, life-changing little question: Trick or Treat?
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Post-war Britain is rebuilding, and Hermione Granger is leading the charge with a national Prevention strategy to tackle magical radicalisation at its root. It’s serious, important work.
Enter Draco Malfoy, the newly appointed Minister for Prevention, armed with too much sarcasm, too much height, and a past that won’t stay buried.
Now forced to work together, they’ll have to navigate bureaucracy, bad history, and burgeoning sexual tension, while reforming wizarding Britain’s safeguarding systems from the ground up.
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The Scent of Memories by morallygreyeyes for callhermalfoy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Aug 2025
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Draco Malfoy was just drifting off into a dreamless sleep when a faint, familiar scent washed over him.
He couldn’t quite put a finger on it, but he knew with certainty he’d already smelled it, tasted it. -
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After the rift has been fixed, and inter-earths travel has been permitted by the ministries, Earth A Draco Malfoy, who is a grumpy healer travels to Earth B for his mandatory Healer Exchange Program Training. On Earth B, he meet none other than auror Potter, who is as infuriated as his Harry, and their bickering begin.
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- Part 2 of Mirror Twin Earths
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From Christmas Parties to Coffees and Vows by teapot616
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2025
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It's the morning after Draco and Astoria's wedding. They cannot wait to enjoy waking up for the first time as husband and wife. But leave it up to their rowdy friends to come interrupt them.
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- Part 1 of drastoria fics
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SDG's Collection of Drabbles by SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jun 2025
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I've been writing a bunch of little things lately that have only seen the light of day on Instagram or TikTok, so bringing them over here! None of these are connected. They're just little stand-alone writings and are all about 1k words or less (with one or two significantly longer.) Tags do not apply for every fic. They are added in chronological order, though. It's not a consistent upload. Just adding whenever the muse strikes! xx
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They won the war and ended the world in one fell swoop of a sword and a wand.
August, 2002.
Hermione Granger has laid down to die. It has been nine long months since she left Grimmauld place to find a cure for the contagion Voldemort has released onto the world. She is lost, battered and beaten and completely alone. Ready to succumb to the razor-sharp talons of the Harpy that circles nearby. That is until she spots the broom and its rider speeding across the skies. Firing off a signal spell in a last-ditch effort to live she comes face to face with the most unlikely of saviours.
May, 2003
Hermione Granger has been missing for 18 months, after setting off on a doomed mission to try and save the world. Ron and Harry have combed every corner of the country. Wracked with guilt, they are about ready to give up when they happen upon an old acquaintance, a former enemy who takes them to their long-lost friend. But the witch who greets them is not the same Hermione - she may still be intent on saving the world, but her choice of companions is sorely lacking. Especially the tall, blonde, ex-death eater who she has bound herself to.
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A Cock and Bull Story by So_scarlett_maroon, strandsofsaturn
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Mar 2025
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Hermione is working on a healing potion that could save thousands of lives. She finally finds just what she needs to make her potion work and to her surprise it requires... collaborating with grumpy Minotaur Draco. But when collecting his sample becomes something she craves, she needs to figure out her feeling and his before everything gets all cocked-up.
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Draco Malfoy does not do spontaneity. He does not do midnight strolls in the freezing snow or jumping into frozen lakes for fun. And yet, here he is—chasing after his ridiculous husband.
Anywhere with Harry is an adventure. Anywhere with Harry is home.
And, anywhere with Harry is a place where Draco always wants to be.
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Hermione Granger, bakery owner and former war heroine, never expected a mysterious Valentine’s invitation—least of all from Draco Malfoy. For years, he’s been a quiet constant in her shop, all black coffee and brooding glances. But this Valentine’s Day is only the beginning of something far sweeter than she ever imagined.
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“Granger,” he said.
She looked up from her textbook. “What is it?”
“I think we made a mistake,” he said, words quick and clipped.
She set her quill down and scoffed. “Don’t be ridiculous, Malfoy. Everything is going perfect. Look at the potion— it’s textbook.”
He scowled, panic bubbling in his chest. “Then why does it smell like—“ he cut himself off abruptly.
“Why does it smell like what?” She frowned.
“Nothing,” he snapped. The scent continued to get stronger, wrapping around him and taunting him. Coffee, parchment, cinnamon. It was undeniably Granger.
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Raising his son in the Muggle world was never going to be easy, but Scorpius developing an obsession with a minor league ice hockey team shouldn’t have been the most tricky thing to navigate.
Unfortunately for Draco, it’s very difficult to shield his son from the Wizarding world when the captain of the ice hockey team happens to be none other than Harry sodding Potter.
And what on Earth is he doing playing ice hockey, anyway?
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Draco Malfoy served his time fighting for the Union. They say war changes a man and Draco could not agree more. Years after the war though, he has found leaving his lofty life in Upstate New York and trading it for the rough ways of the cattle drive good for the soul. Of course while it might be good for the soul, it doesn't replace the hole in his heart left by his late wife Astoria.
It's fair to say though he had never intended to fill that hole, no, the thousands of mile between him and that heartache was a bandage and he knew it.
He definitely didn't expect to be in charge of the safety of witch who only gets into trouble while also trying to deliver cattle for her father. Hermione Granger had always wanted adventure. Growing up on a large ranch in the heart of Texas had it's advantages, her father had raised her much like a son. While he had found it was all in good fun he did not know the seeds of adventure he had planted in the young witch's heart. What she didn't expect was to meet a man so different from those she grew up with--no, Draco Malfoy was a puzzle she was glad to solve.