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From [Blondboy1] to [SMajor]
Blondboy1: HEY SCOTT
Blondboy1: Whoops caps
SMajor: hi dear, do ya need smth?
Blondboy1: Hold on I hear a mertyn outside my room
SMajor: ..i thought you guys lived in different houses?
Blondboy1: We did
Blondboy1: But he moved in wiht us after the divorce
SMajor: i
SMajor: why???
Blondboy1: Something about, "Oh, go with my hybrid freak sibling and out of this house!!!"
Blondboy1: And he went no contact with his dad so
SMajor: you have a shitty aunt
SMajor: anyways why is hybrid racism still a thing??
Blondboy1: idk its stupid
Blondboy1: anywayqwiywqwchgei
SMajor: did you just get hit by an earthquake wtf
Blondboy1: HI SOCTT ITS EM LIZZEI IM TRING TO TYEO THIS WHILE RU BOYFREIND KEEPS THROUGHIGN SIHT ST ME
SMajor: WHAT???
[Blondboy1] started a call with [SMajor]
"LIZZIE GIVE ME MY PHONE!!!" Scott heard Jimmy yell immediately after he picked up.
"NAHH!!!" Lizzie replied, a giggle in her voice. "HEY SCOTT!! HOW ARE YOU?" Lizzie asked, still yelling.
Scott sighed fondly. What else is new? They always fought like this. That's what Scott liked about the two siblings, and really just the family in general. "I'm good. You?" He asked over all the screaming and pillows being thrown in the background. He heard Lizzie laugh again as she handed the phone off to Jimmy.
"She's doing great." Said Jimmy, a mock anger in his voice. "..Sorry about them." Jimmy apologized, a slight sadness creeping in his voice.
"Hey, it's ok! These kind of moments is what makes me love you guys. Especially you." He giggled, teasing the cod.
"W-what! Hey!" Jimmy yelled, flaring red at the comment. At least, that's what Scott thinks he did. He always gets so flustered with just light teasing. "Anyways.. Are you free Saturday?" He asked the elf, happiness slowly creeping into his voice.
"I am. Xor is probably going to be home though, so your house works better." Scott confirmed, already knowing what his boyfriend was going to ask.
"Great! Liz and Martyn are going on a double date with their partners, and Pearl doesn't live with us-" Jimmy paused. "Sorry that was kind of obvious, wasn't it?" He said, a bit of disappointment flowing through his voice.
"No, it's ok! You don't need to worry about anything, dear." Scott reassured him.
"Ok, sorry, it's just-" Jimmy took in a deep breath before continuing. "Tango used to get annoyed when I stated the obvious." He said. "Oh, and Rebecca but she's a bitch sooo.." He joked, trying to lighten the mood.
"It's alright! I can see why it would get annoying, but I don't have a problem with it." Scott smiled, gently setting his phone down on his bed. "I'll come around 12:00. We can do whatever. Just keep it doen incase we get adventurous.." He giggled as he heard Jimmy make all sorts of flustered noises.
"I hate you.." He mumbled, jokingly annoyed with the elf.
"Nah, you love me." Scott joked before ending the call. "I love that man.." He sighed fondly as Xornoth came into his room to inform him that dinner was ready.
"LIZZIE!!" Jimmy yelled as she laughed uncontrollably with Martyn. He was redder than Grian's wings as he fought for his phone from Pearl (when did she get here?).
"My baby cousin's got a date!~" Pearl giggled, holding the phone over his head and gently flying up. Curse her and her stupid moth wings!
"I hate you all.." He mumbled, his embarrassment fading a bit. "Wait, Pearl, why do you care?! You don't have romantic interest!!!!" Jimmy exclaimed, his tail going up as a reflex.
"Void forbid I want to know about my cousin's love life!" Pearl said, flying down and giving him his phone back.
"We love ya Tim!" Martyn giggled.
"Good luck on Saturday!~" Lizzie said.
"Yeah, yeah.." Jimmy sighed and flopped down onto the couch. The rest of the evening was spent with the 3 helping Jimmy with romance advice (even if Pearl was AroAce).