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1. New year (New me) by ICanStumbleOnStraightPavement

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   27 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley
   • Harry Potter & Tom Riddle
   • Regulus Black/Tom Riddle
   • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • Nagini & Tom Riddle
   • Nagini/Severus Snape
   • Rodolphus Lestrange/Alice Longbottom
   • Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier
   • future PottNott
   • future PansMione (probably)
   • future BlaiRon (probably)
   • The pairings make sense in the fic I swear
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Tom Riddle
   • Regulus Black
   • Nagini (Harry Potter)
   • Severus Snape
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Hogwarts Students
   • Minor OCs to fill the world
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Self-Indulgent
   • Golden trio sibling relationship
   • Fluff
   • Family Fluff
   • Soft Tom Riddle
   • Parent Tom Riddle
   • Harry Potter is legally dead
   • Minor Character Death
   • I'm tagging it because I'm sure it will happen
   • Molly Weasley Bashing
   • Because I needed Ron to have a reason to ditch her
   • use of necromany for fluff and hurt/comfort
   • i don't like angst
   • I'm eating the problems
   • Out of Character Tom Riddle
   • Because he's the scracrux and also parts of Lily
   • actual
   • Mpreg | Male Pregnancy
   • This is the year of the babies my friends
   • No Beta
   • Harry Potter doesn't go to Hogwarts
   • Well at least not anymore
   • I'll try monthly updates at least
   • Ilvermorny
   • Ilvermorny Student Harry Potter
   • at least through letters
   • I'm pretty sure I'm not bashing Dumbledore anymore
   • But still I like to have fun at his expense
   • This version of him is not evil
   • I just don't like his machiavellian philosophy
   • Anyway I'm giving him heart attacks so we're good

   Summary

   Having successfully blackmailed their resurrected dark lord into becoming their dad (and then collecting all sorts of family members), Harry, Ron and Hermione have happily absconded to the other side of the oceanfor the school year. But what does that leave the ones in Magical Britain with?
   (Chaos, as it turns out.)

   This story is part of a series. If you haven’t yet done so, check out the prequel to this: Congrats, it’s triplets (Now grab them and run)! We really veered off canon with that one. This won’t really make sense without it.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Golden Trio Dadoption

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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