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~ 8:08 ~
Not Expelled + 1
Bouncy Child
TRAINING CAMP!!
\\(>̀ ‿‿ ́<)//
The Plus 1
TRAINING CAMP!
Problem Child
TRAINING CAMP!!!
≧( >̀ ▿ ́< )≦
Bouncy Child
I can’t wait!!
Let’s go let’s go let’s go!!
The Plus 1
I’m so glad we’re all going!
Anxious Child
I still can’t believe we passed
It was so unfair but we still passed somehow
Bouncy Child
Super unfair
But that just menas we’re amazing!!
\( ^ ω ^ )/
The Plus 1
Going against 2 teachers like you did
That’s just impressive!
I’m shocked I even won against 1!!
Again, congrats to you all!!
Well deserved!!
Problem Child
thnk youuuu!!!
<3 <3
Bouncy Child
(っ ◕ ω ◕ )っ🎔 🎔 🎔
Anxious Child
Why did we have to fight 2…?
That was horrible
Never again
Please
Problem Child
dads gonna find another way
just to be mean like the meanie he is
Anxious Child
Of course he is
What did we do to deserve this…
Just why
The Plus 1
We shouldn’t be focusing on what could happen
And focus on the training camp!!
Bouncy Child
Mirkun is right!!
There’s so much that Sensei’s gonna have us do
The Plus 1
Exactly!
We have so much to work on
Seeing as the provisional license exams are coming up soon too!!
Problem Child
GASP!!!
youre right!!!
Anxious Child
That’s way too soon!
Bouncy Child
Not soon enough!!
I really wanna know what we’re gonna be doing
Both at the camp and the license exam
Problem Child
Same here!!!
┏( ^ ▿ ^ )┛
Anxious Child
Something is going to happen
I just know it
Problem Child
probs yeah
its dad
Anxious Child
Great…
The Plus 1
Haha!
Problem Child
oooopp
dads on the move
lessgoooo
The Plus 1
Plus Ultra!!
Bouncy Child
Plus Ultra!!!
~ 9:24 ~
Local Owl Dad @godgavemewingssosuffer
going dark cuz im not gonna have reception for a while rippp
TRAINING CAMP LESSGOOOOOO!!!
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> Chi-Chi Rein @cafecutiecentral
Have fun dad!!! <3 <3 <3
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>> Local Owl Dad @godgavemewingssosuffer
TY!!! i will try!!!
ILY!!! <3 <3 <3
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~ 13:03 ~
Humans and I
Cecil Palmer
It’s gonna be so lonely without Shou and Zuzu here
TT-TT TT-TT
Bob-omb Attractor
rip sekijiro
Universe Destroyer
Can’t help favouritism
Cecil Palmer
I can’t help that I’m biased!!
At least I have the cats with me
Howdy Bullseye
More like less chaotic
CatWalk Slayer
Awwww hun
I’ll be sure to come over with Gigi to hang
Cecil Palmer
WOO!!
⊂( ◕ ω ◕ )⊃
Thank you Nem!!!
ILY <3 <3
CatWalk Slayer
ILY TOO!!
<3 <3
Universe Destroyer
But Hiro
The chaos is the best part!
Howdy Bullseye
I mean sure, I’ve been havin fun
But the break will be nice
Bob-omb Attractor
i’d rather not deal with a random fire thanks
speaking of…
there goes another project
Universe Destroyer
Rip student project
CatWalk Slayer
You’d think they’d have gotten better by now
Bob-omb Attractor
you’d think so
but no
Howdy Bullseye
Do they need anothe project to focus on instead??
Cecil Palmer
I think Gym Gamma could use some sprucing up!!
Universe Destroyer
I could always use a few more bots and drones around the USJ
Maybe even an update to the intercom system since it’s been a few years
Bob-omb Attractor
are you willing to sacrifice?
Cecil Palmer
Uhhhhhh
(. ͡◐ - ͡◐.)
Universe Destroyer
They won’t destroy the USJ right?
Bob-omb Attractor
…
Universe Destroyer
…right??
Howdy Bullseye
Depends on how manic they go
CatWalk Slayer
Yeahhh
Bob-omb Attractor
exactly right
Howdy Bullseye
Though the shootin range could use a few upgrades
So long as no 1 touches the guns all’s fine
CatWalk Slayer
I feel even that is dangerous
And I’m surprised you’d let them so close to your guns
Howdy Bullseye
…I may move them to a more secure location
Cecil Palmer
Smart choice
Bob-omb Attractor
well, when your range is filled with rapidly moving targets that shoot fire and fireworks when hit, plus a sudden death mode where any missed shot results in you being covered in sparkly goo
maybe some exploding confetti too
and that’s on the tame side
you can only blame yourself for what happens
Howdy Bullseye
I’ll deal
Might get some more people interested in tryin target practice at the very least
Cecil Palmer
What could happen to the gym??
Bob-omb Attractor
depends
on 1 side, hidden civie bots fitted with paintball machine guns with glowing paint that fire indiscriminately when angered
on the other, a trap and alarm system so intricate that simply moving weird will trigger a small army of robot geese with laser eyes and chainsaw knives to chase you to the ends of the earth that even i will struggle to disarm for at least a week
CatWalk Slayer
Don't know what's worse
Regular geese or robot geese
Howdy Bullseye
Robots are less likely to kill you
CatWalk Slayer
True!
Cecil Palmer
Eh
Worth it
Bob-omb Attractor
alright
hey Nedzu?
~ Devil Incarnate is online ~
Devil Incarnate
I’m willing to let your students have a little more fun!
Just make sure to report any and all damages that will occur.
Universe Destroyer
Will
CatWalk Slayer
Will
Bob-omb Attractor
yeahhh…
Howdy Bullseye
Prepare the damage reports
Universe Destroyer
I may ask for assistance later…
When you’re more sure that nothing will go wrong
I’m not risking the USJ
CatWalk Slayer
It is your baby
Universe Destroyer
That it is!!
The years of blood, sweat and tears were all worth it and I’m not letting that go to waste
Bob-omb Attractor
smart choice
Cecil Palmer
Gym Gamma will be open and waiting
Devil Incarnate
I look forward to what your students create! :D
Howdy Bullseye
Let the destruction start I guess
~ 17:26 ~
Cats Are Gods @sleephatesmecatsloveme
streaming with @turnyoutodust n the usual bitch in an hour
come join stream
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> Player One @turnyoutodust
Playing your stupid suggestions
They better be good ones else you’re all getting banned
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Hitoshi felt a huge headache coming on. The cats had fled the room half an hour ago, not that he could blame them. “Hey mods?” He winced as Tomura’s mic peaked in his headphones.
“WHAT THE HELL?! YOU KILLED MY FUCKING SALAMANCE YOU BITCH!” Neito yelled, mashing his controller buttons as if that’d revive his Salamance.
Tomura practically growled over his mic. “You shouldn’t have gotten in the damn way! We’re gonna fail this stupid mission now!”
On screen, he watched as Neito’s Salamance fainted to Tomura’s Meowscarada and was replaced by a Crobat, re-engaging the opposing Porygon-Z and Reuniclus. Though the two were less focused on the actual battle, only one part of the bigger mission, and more on each other.
Hitoshi left the two to fight his own battle, even though he knew the mission was more than over from the first self K.O. They hadn’t even taken out a single opposing Pokémon. “I don’t care how far up you have to scroll up. Find whoever suggested this game and ban them.”
“YOU ASSHOLE! THAT WAS MY BEST MON!”
“And now it’s dead! Fuck you and your dead cat!”
“YOUR CROBAT’S NEXT!”
“DON’T YOU DARE!!”
He sighed heavily. “All the reviews were right.” He watched as Tomura’s Galvantula thunder bolted the Crobat and Neito screamed a litany of curses. “Whoever decided multiplayer Pokémon was a good idea was a complete idiot.”
“FUCK YOU DUSTY!!”
~ 17:31 ~
Humans and I
Blue Speed Mouse
Just read through the backlog
Aftermath results??
Universe Destroyer
I don’t think you want to know…
Blue Speed Mouse
Oh