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    Summary

    People say to expect the unexpected, but... what the hell?

    Now, you're a typical guy attending UTokyo with good grades, dorky interests that you keep hidden from the world, a nice body that you bust your ass in the gym for, and... just one friend. Your life was going as well as it could have with the hectic schedule you have, I mean, c'mon, good grades and a sexy body don't come out of thin air.

    But because of this stupid little paper that you find on your apartment floor one night... well, shit's kinda crazy, and it's making you crash out and fear that you're now gonna have to sleep with the stray cats on the streets.

    But lucky(?) you! Your bestie Yuji has a solution!

    A solution that involves you moving into a penthouse with a bunch of men who look like they belong in high-fashion magazines (some of them do) and top-quality pornography.

    So... what type of smut self-insert fanfic shit is this, and what homosexual is writing your life story right now?

    What in the "My Dad Sold Me to One Direction" fanfic on Wattpad is this?

    Only time will tell what this, one could say, unusual living situation could bring.

    But hey... anything involving hot men can't be bad, right?

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