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1. how to crash a party (does not attend the party) by dustfromspace

   Fandoms: Dream SMP  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   27 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Technoblade/Phil Watson | Philza
   • Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Phil Watson | Philza
   • i'm going to be honest i still have no idea what they're doing
   • Demon Summoning
   • to kick the plot off
   • Costume Parties & Masquerades
   • Vampire Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Demon Phil Watson | Philza
   • Blood Vines | The Crimson | The Egg
   • Changes to Gender or Sex
   • they're women. they wanted to be so now they are

   Summary

   In which the former Emperors of the Antarctic Empire badly crash a masquerade. Well, not really. They were invited, after all.

   or: phil was promised snacks, techno gets to wear an ugly suit, and the crows have too much fun.

   Series

   • Part 3 of dust's techza/emduo spooky week 2025

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   English

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