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1. I got a condom (and a flask) by Rutherfordium_yc

   Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Evan Hansen/Jared Kleinman
   • Evan Hansen & Jared Kleinman
   • Evan Hansen & Jeremy Heere
   • Evan Hansen
   • Jared Kleinman
   • Jeremy Heere
   • Rich Goranski
   • Humor
   • Fluff
   • accidentally dating
   • Didn't Know They Were Dating
   • Evan POV
   • Mutual Pining
   • Pining Evan Hansen
   • Jared... Well he's not exactly pining
   • Love Confessions
   • Getting Together
   • Halloween
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Post-Canon
   • Misunderstandings
   • mutual misunderstandings
   • Jared's bad at deduction
   • Evan's bad at choosing his words
   • and it can also be said in reverse
   • Dates

   Summary

   "…Hey Hansen, I like you. Will you go out with me tonight?"
   Evan looks up. The downside of staring at black Times New Roman font on a white background for too long is the dizziness the moment you look away -- It takes a full five seconds for the Monet-like blur before his eyes to refocus into his roommate's face.
   "Jared," Evan takes a deep breath and says, "No matter what you say, I am not going to the Halloween party with you. I hate parties, and you know it."
   --
   Evan has always known that Halloween parties are the worst. But somehow, things can get even worse, with the combination of a condom, a bottle of whiskey, and an absolutely shit-faced Jared Kleinman. 

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