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1. How to Not Only Survive, But Thrive in The Afterlife by Dean Winchester by MaraschinoSqueeze

   Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   01 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Castiel/Dean Winchester
   • Post-Season/Series 15
   • POV Dean Winchester
   • Slapstick Humor
   • Supernatural but make it more Looney Tunes
   • Dean Winchester Saves Castiel from the Empty
   • Dean and Cas are dead and Dean is determined to fix that
   • Multi fandom shenanigans
   • Dubious Consent
   • Not Between Dean and Castiel
   • Non-Consensual Drug Use
   • of a magical sort
   • again not between dean and Cas
   • Tentacle Sex
   • or rather almost tentacle sex
   • once again not between dean and Cas
   • look we're making it up as we go along
   • Light BDSM
   • Light Dom/sub
   • listen there is no universe dean is NOT a sub

   Summary

   Dean is basically a pro at being dead. He could write a book. Hell, he should write a book. You know what? As soon as he gets the fuck out of here he is going to write a book. If Chuck can profit off their shitty fucked up lives, why can't Dean? Those Huntercorp Winchesters made money off hunting. Fuck... you know this is actually a really good idea. Dean's gonna write a—

   Oh fuck! We can hash out the details later. Gotta run!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   13,859

   Chapters:

   7/9

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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