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1. The dumb bullshit between a vampiric rogue and a bardic monk by AGEofAROspACE

   Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • No category
   • Work in Progress

   31 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Astarion (Baldur's Gate)/Original Character(s)
   • Astarion/Jade Pritchett
   • Astarion/Aromantic OC
   • Astarion/Asexual OC
   • Astarion/Aroace OC
   • Original Character
   • Jade Pritchett (Original Character)
   • The Dark Urge (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
   • Gale (Baldur's Gate)
   • Karlach (Baldur's Gate)
   • Lae'zel (Baldur's Gate)
   • Tav (Baldur's Gate)
   • Withers (Baldur's Gate)
   • OC and Tav and Durge are three separate characters
   • Aromantic OC
   • Asexual OC
   • Aroace OC
   • agender OC - Freeform
   • Autistic OC
   • Asian-American OC
   • adopted oc
   • Human OC - Freeform
   • bard oc
   • Monk OC - Freeform
   • Bardic Monk OC
   • Panromantic Tav
   • Pansexual Tav
   • Male Tav
   • Tiefling Tav
   • Paladin Tav
   • Self-Indulgent
   • Isekai
   • Modern Character in Baldur's Gate
   • Added Lore
   • External Dungeons & Dragons References
   • Real-World References
   • POV Third Person Limited
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Misunderstandings
   • Slow Burn
   • And I Mean R E A L L Y Slow Burn
   • Strangers to Acquaintances to Frenemies to Friends to Romantic Partners to Mutual Break Up to Friends Again to Besties to Queerplatonic Partners
   • Banter
   • Filler Content
   • No Plot/Plotless
   • No plot just casual conversations
   • Prosopagnosia
   • Face blindness
   • Dark Humor
   • Accidental Character Death
   • Character Dies Temporarily
   • Suicide
   • accidental suicide
   • Song: Kill Yourself (Bo Burnham)
   • Canon Rewrite
   • The Necromancy of Thay (Baldur's Gate)
   • The Book of Inner Alchemy (Dungeons & Dragons)

   Summary

   Casual filler content for my ANAPP series to flesh out my OC and their relationship with Astarion. Most chapters will be inspired by camp dialogues. (Not much in terms of plot.)

   Edit: Okay, so now there’s some plot.

   Chapters:

   1. “Who would you bite?”
   2. Mirror scene / Prosopagnosia
   3. Ways to stop that pretty little heart / “I was right there!”
   4. Necromancy of Thay / Book of Inner Alchemy

   Excerpt from Chapter 4:

   “Guardian spirits? There are guardian spirits in that book? And they’re allowing you to have exclusive access to its contents?”

   Jade staggered back. “Yeah…?”

   “How?” Astarion urged. “How did you reason with them? Did you have to make a pact? Pay a blood price? What. Did. You. Do?”

   Series

   • Part 4 of Astarion Needs a Platonic Pal

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

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