8 Bookmarks
List of Bookmarks
-
An Agency Christmas Tale by ChuuyasPinkMotorcycle
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
07 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
"We got each other?!" They yell, looking horrified at the other and then at everyone around them. Chuuya particularly looks as though he will combust, meanwhile Dazai seems to have found his thirteenth reason why.
"This has to be some mistake," Chuuya starts, near hyperventiliating with the weight of what he's learned. "There's no possible way the mackerel got me! I refuse!"
At this, some of those who had been serenaded by Dazai's tales connect the dots, eyeballs practically gouging out of their eyes as their mouths drop open far enough that Dazai is tempted to stuff them with ornaments as a joke, but alas he is in the midst of mourning this utter travesty upon his being.
With the clothing where his heart theoretically is being clutched by one hand and the other lamentingly on his forehead, he whines out, "Kunikida-kun, how could you do this to me?! I thought we were friends."
-
Bookmark Notes:
Aw